The Off Air Show - 'Drunk Girlfriends Who Reject Their Man' - Ep.70

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Speaker 1: Elvis Derand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and Great Tea. Yes, that was a nice one. Do you like that hot? Yeah? Would you practice last night? Just you know, natural pink up aggression just comes right on? Are you eating something? Bald? Freedom? I having some lettuce. He's like a freaking rabbit. What the that was the wabbit? How obnoxious is that? By the way, what I'm hungry man used to? What's going on here? Today? I'm bouncing around like a ping pong ball. This is my eating time. It was my lettuce time. So we're cutting into your lunch break, cutting him in my lettuce time. You know, this podcast is part of your lunch break. Quality lettuce time. Would write a song for lettuce? Can you give us something for lettuce? What's your favorite type of lettuce? Great tea? You know, I kind of like the what was it? What is it? What kind of let us do? I like the mixed tri colors? I like try color. You're not in a rugle fan? I do like you know, I do like color, like the little bit purpolis in there. You know. Let the garden like the garden lettuce like garden less? What the hell is garden. It's got like the purplesh let us off and it's green. Very whole foods I do, I do. Don't knock my whole foods, the whole foods. You're eating healthy. I can't out there. I'll give you that you eat healthy because there's so much candy around the radio station, right and you have to offset the bread and the candy. It's Halloween season. Got a bad look. I got a whole bag of it. Come let us have some lettuce. Oh my god, and this just let us like I've never seen it. Is this like end. I've let us the lettuce go little fashion on. Everybody wants some can you can you get a song for lettuce? Go give me something, freak, give me a song for let let us pray. Go on, give me something through him, with Him and him in the unity of the holy lettice Goden, Come on, give it to me. That is the most Come on, give it to me. He's going to church with a lettuce. Give me church. No, we're not doing that. See if I was a d J right now, I'd give taking a church. But I know exactly I served him. You served him on the days where we do share nose you should sit over here next to your friend's share. Let me stay over there and play the sound like that idea? Yeah, I think it need better Share is here? Shared Share walked into the studio. Guys, If you guys would take five? My god, that is so distracting. Oh and you know what, I'm actually hold on a second. I'm actually really excited you're eating lettuce because there's candy corn, there's some chips with cheese in them, and all this other stuff. I'd never eat it. I'm actually kind of shot you chewing on a bag of lettuce because that's like the type of thing I drive around a song for lettuce. Come on, man, can't you do something for lettuce? Is that's a wrap rap way of saying money? I got some money? No, don't let stear? Do it? Please you something? No? No, I'm on the clock. Do your job. On let us do your job. For letters, I play money cash hose right, No, it don't let him is money cash shows and letters the most refreshing. Let us let us. I like good Maid, and I like asperg He's like, and I like let us rank. He likes gonna let us from more foods. Buddy thinks that he did that stuff by the greatest letters in the world. Don't play that in the hip hop songs. Come on, you get some flows? Yeah yeah, why I float sick cash hose gang, don't risk because he thinks let us money in the hood. Let us because from the hood it's like letters. It's like pay for cheddar. You know all of it. You're got cheet or you're not cheese. You're not you're Brooklynner. You think jay Z was eating let us while he reade that song. You know there's a from we have here at the radio station. Though So, one of the many one of these idealities brought up what's called I call it thought that a bread and Scary calls it rd bread Lord broad, what do you call it? Thought that the bread thoughts, thought that a bread give us some time music, give us a little frame song that relates to bread shares shares like brows another raf name for money. First of all, the bread thought bread, bread, the bread, bread bread, but it's the club bread bread. But it's like pepperoni. They're like little cube pepperoni inside. If you guys are done talk about carbs, can we like move on with something? Well, you can always call us at one two zero one hundred on the off air show. We have a couple of calls to get to right now. You can reach us at email on email at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. And we have an Instagram and Facebook. We got on Twitter at the off air show. So let's see who's on the roll. But you're on the You're on the off air show. Who's this Chris show? What's up? Chris? I love you guys to the author's an fair head? Is the guy? You're a girl? Chris? I don't know what Chris is? Androgynus. You know you could be a guy, he said, a guy. You're you're a thought? What you like or? Do you want some lettuce? No? I want some lettuce? Do you have any wait a second thought? You were a female? No, I'm a guy. You know what I can here? It's a guy. Yeah, I can call it. Hear it in the voice. Now, great me for calling you a guy? Right? How old? How old are you? Chris? I'm casticals haven't dropped yet. So young young Chris? Young Chris. I think you have a great face. Now, and that's your new name for the Aufair show. You your new name is Young Chris, Young Chris, because it's the author show. Off this right, we don't have an army. We have, yes, the author show, but we have we're all fair heads. We have a fair are playing hooky? That bread? That bread eating sounds pretty good? You want to share some of that one bread? It's it's it's actually called large bread. What is thought? That even mean? I have no idea. That's what my wife calls. She calls her thought to the bread, and her whole family they all call it. I've never heard of that. Have you ever heard of large bread? Share? No? I don't do that. I don't do a lot different breads. Yeah, exactly, Okay, whatever, Chris, Why are you calling the off Air show about what's going on? Chris? Young Chris? I just want to talk to about best friends. I love following you guys and listening to you. All right, well this is very cool. What do you love most about the Affair Show? Yeah, talk to us because we try to find music by keeping quality about buddy. Okay, all right, all right, that's cool. Where are you calling from? Where do you call from, young Chris? Call from Blyn Brooklyn. Hold you said the magic word? Chris, reading off a script. Do you know what happens every time somebody calls her and says Brooklyn. I really feel that that Chris is part of a script. Chrismas sleeve. Come on, come on, you know the words? Maybe? All right, Chris, do you know the best voice? Words? You know the words of the song? Just yeah, Chris, Chris could be team twice before this was released. Christ Okay, when it's okay, it's all right. You've been put on the spot, and you believe me, We get it. You're before. There was much before, Young Chris, Young Chris, you got you got any girlfriends down at home? I got a couple, you know. I I do like this guy. I like your attitude. I like your enthusiasm. Listen, great Tea's not going to give you an off air shirt, So hold on, okay, Chris, stay on the phone. I'm gonna I'm definitely send you off air show t shirts. Hi, you're on the air. You're on? Yeah you are? Who's this? This is Christina? Christina? What's up? This one's a girl? Right? Yes, I definitely a girl. Maybe whatever. The Lord of Entertainment is he still on hold? The Lord of Entertainment is on hold. Because he's got a question for Share Knows. That's a segment we're doing today. Share We're on to Christina right now, Christina, what's going on right? I know? I can't talk young Chris as that performance. I don't know right. So so what's going on in your world? Where you from? And why are you calling it today? Um? I live north of Atlanta. I listen to you guys all the time. I saw you on Twitter that you were going on and I called and I'm waiting. I can't believe it. So what's the deal with your life? You have a boyfriend, girlfriend, and you're married. What's the deal? I'm married, I have a twenty one year old and a sixteen year old. Oh my god, twenty one year old? Who now when you're is it a boy or girl? So when your son Ted one, did you do some shots with him or what? We didn't do it, but we we write some beer. Nice. That's a cool mom. I like that. Okay, So would you consider yourself a cool mom or you a lae mom? You're a cool mom. Now, I'm a cool mom. So if you found out that he was just suddenly smoking some pot, that would be okay? Oh my God, I've been there, done that that. I don't think Mom, they smoked together to cool mom, Christine, Christine drugs. I guess they have to be cool. You have to be cool to listen to this show or on something. Has anyone in this room done drugs with their parents? I have never. I've never spoke anything my mom. Never nothing, Christine, I have not drink with my parents, but no drugs. I've never you know what, drinking maybe at the dinner table, a glass of wine maybe maybe no. Yeah, but I mean to the port like, did you get silly with your dad or your mom? I've never gotten sucked up with my parents. Find your tongue, Brooklyn boy, I don't get white girl away parents. But you have but you have, but you have a party with your son, which is cool. Yeah, we have a good ton. I think that builds a bigger, a better bond. But I think you know when you can it is real. It's like you don't hide anything from each other. That's cool. I think it also helps the kids to come to you and talk to you about stuff right when they have questions. Watching What's the most embarrassing question he ever had for you? That you had to tackle. Oh my gosh, um, I can't think of I can't think of anything because we're pretty, we're pretty wide open, so nothing's embarrassing that. No, nothing's embarrassing. So have you liked his girlfriends that he's brought home? I always think of that when I see people with like sons, you know, the mother's son, bind and then bringing home a girl. It's always interesting at first because I'm like, oh, yeah, they're never good enough. Of course you think, yeah, it's funny. There's both. My boys are partial to like long brown hair and that I have long brown hair, so I think it's kind of sweet. He might have that complex. I think he might r Opus right, that whole Greek story. Yeah, well he Oedipus didn't he want to kill his father and be with his mother? Who I never heard of? Us? Very very good? Why don't know? Who's bull freaking? I back junior high school, we read the cliff Notes version of the book O. E. D. Greek Mythology and who is. That's where the terms complex comes from. Mythology is the most sexual part of any ancestor. I never man really good. It's the idea of a complex of a boy with his with his mother and the idea that there's nobody that he wants between them. He wants to be the closest to his father. He kills his father, it's the ultimate with his mother. Well, now you're rutally ending. Now you're ruining it. It's not like you're going home and you're going to read so the kids. So the kid wants to wants to hook up with his mom? Yeah, not Christie, And you're out of this one. I'll take care of This is what happens. Yes, that's what happens in Greek mythology. It's a it's a famous if we right? Did they make a movie out of it? Does it make it to a movie? I think it's several formats they have. Does not just not called that? Right? Right? It's not called the Psycho? Yeah? Alright, well, Christine, hold on for a cool tank top. Okay, we got the tops. You don't have anything, now we are. We're going to send you one out the off air show t shirt. Yes, women get the off air t shirts. I really want girls alter it? Uh Hi here on the off air show? Who's this for me? For the Lord of Enjoyment? Yes, give us some music for Lord of enjoyment? Hold on? What makes you the Lord of the Lord of Enjoyment? Hold on? Scary searching for an appropriate song for you? I'm some kind of a fan fair Yeah, can you give them something cool for Lord of Enjoyments? Come on, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lord Lord of Enjoyment, the Lord of Enjoyment as its share. Yeah, the Lord of Enjoyment is on to talk to the Queen of the Offrd of Enjoyment. I'm the Prince of pleasure? Pleasure? Can we direct this conversation to that? What can we do for a Lord of enjoyment? Well, I'm just saying to join the party. I've been waiting to talk to you. Guy that's joining Twitter to like connecting with the guys. Assume when I could call in and now here we are? So you joined Twitter because of us? Yeah? Tw I used to have it a long time ago, but I wasn't really into it, so I deleted it to like reactivated this weekend and try to call in this week Man, what makes you the Lord of enjoyment? What do you? What do you do? Well? I enjoy everything. I just try to keep everything positive. Uh ty, eliminate a negativity pretty much much of the specific what do you what do you do on the weekends? What what do you enjoy? What are your hobbies? Lord of Enjoyment? Right now, have a lot of partying, um, going out and just going to thick flags. He goes, you go wow. So if you're the Lord of Enjoyment, then that would make Ronnie the night of negative right and grat t is the jester of jerkoffs. Try again with those Try again. That's terrible. Hey, listen, Lord of Enjoyment, do you have a do you have a question for share notes? Because that's the segment that we're doing today, Share the knows. Why don't we you have a little share knows? Uh? You know how this works? First the knowledge, then then the stage first knowledge, okay, first to knowledge than the stager right right now, I have no knowledge of enjoyment. What do you have for me? You have something? Um? Well, talking about Greg was the relationship discuss are you? Well? Here's the thing? Okay? So she had no idea, so yeah, okay. So prior to Lord of Enjoying joining us, he called earlier and I put him on hold for a while, and I wanted to just kind of feel mount see who he's what it was all about. And he does have a question for share Knows, and I think it's a great little question to dive into. So without any further ado, are we ready for share Knows? We are ready for? Are you ready? He's ready? No? But first the knowledge? Then the jingle? Did he refuses to give you the jingles? I agree with you. In radio you have to give a jingle if nobody knows nothing until somebody knows something, and right now nobody knows. You even get my walking in music today? No, you got us chewing on lettuce is what you got? You know what? Here's a first little shares right and also Scary's right, Share needs some music, like give the music that she you know that she deserves music like share for anyway with your questions, I mean she's going to drop some knowledge. And sometimes when I got out with my girlfriend, she'll get like excellently waited, like too drunk. And she's one of those where she gets too drunk. It's almost like a different personality where she's like get away from me. She'll like getting fights with me, and then when she sobers up, she doesn't remember it. So he really likes his girlfriend, but then when they go out, she becomes somebody else when she gets starts drinking. That that's not good. So how long you've been going out with her? Uh, since the January? Since January? And you know her pretty well. You guys are really close. You're in a committed relationship, right, Yeah, So where does the disconnect happen? Are you out drinking with her? Is it like a social thing or does she go over the top? Now, Like, we'll all be out together, her friends, my friends, everyone's together, everyone, everyone's having fun, and then all of a sudden, it's like a whole differ and personality kicks it and she'll be likely get away from me like like are you annoying me? Or something like occasionally, well, I mean scary doesn't know. But my guess is that isn't it true what they say that alcohol is a truth serum. That's the problem because a lot of times people hide behind what they think people need to hear all the time, and then when they drink, a different side of them comes out. But alcohol is also a little bit of a depressant. We all know that, so sometimes it's a little more hostile than maybe what the actual feeling is, but you might need to take into account that if this is happening a lot, maybe there is something that she's not being honest about what she say to you. Exactly literally, just like I'll be standing next to her and I'll be saying something and she'll be like, get away for me, like almost to the point where the point where it feels like SHO doesn't know who I am? Like, is she that? Is she that wasted? Like when that happens? Yeah, can I in project? Yeah? Alright. So So when I was in a fraternity, I had this girlfriend and every time she came to one of the parties, she was somebody else prior, you know, prior to getting to the party. But also when the party started getting going and she's having some drinks and she's talked to some friends, all of a sudden she's having on she's somebody else. You know. What happened just about maybe like three months into that relationship. What she's my roommates. Actually, I'm right, No, she did. She's absolutely day that's right. And she's never hooked up with another guy in front of you, has she No? No, So she's committed to you, but she's absolutely this different person which is driving you crazy and you're not able to stay and what do you do? You talk to her about it when she's sober the next day? Do you bring this up and like say, hey, do you know what you said to me? Yeah? And she feels terrible. She's like, I don't know why I did that. And I've seen it before with one of my other friends in his relationship and that of his girlfriend and stuff, when he was like that, and then he would sob up. He'd be like, oh my god, like, I don't know why I did that all that, I didn't take it back so fast forward? How that relationship going? Now that's not there anymore? Yeah? Can we go around the room and tell it and give our suggestions? Can we do that Share Knows? Would that be a right? And then Share Knows will give us her her final opinion and then you finally play the damn jingle you know? Jeez? You know ball freak? Okay, So, Greg T, what do you feel I think, Lord of Entertainment, you need to drop her? I really do. I think that you need to break up with her. And I think there's gonna you're gonna find many many more girls out there. Don't waste your time. This relationship is a failed relationship about to happen. Ball freak ditto. Okay, cut your loss as kid, cut your losses. And it's a jungle out there. But this is coming from the man who has been divorced four times times everyone, how times now, three, four times six one next week A put it on the calendar, and I'm gonna have to be with the guys on this as well, the rest of the guys, because honestly, she sounds like a toxic person and you don't want to be around top exicity. Life's way too short to be around people that are negative. And she she I think alcohol the truth serum. There's no way that that's not her true feelings, all right, and now we throw it over to share for share knows the final word. Share, Lord of entertainment, go with your name entertainment happy. You said you'd like to remain somebody that's positive. That is so negative, Get rid of her. She's out of here. He's a lord of enjoyment. But entertainment is good enough, all right, the lord of entertainment, you understand what you have to do. He's not the little entertaining Yes, he's he's entertaining us. He's the Lord of Entertainment. Entertainment. Please stand by for this promotional box of tissues from the off air show, The Lord of Entertainment. I like that name. I think you should keep that. Yeah, Lord, I think it's cool that you called in. I think it's cool that you got Twitter to follow us. And I agree with Share. I think it's cool that you called in and it was a great question and terrific. I hope we helped you out and we wish you the best. Lord dropped the girl. Change your name. You're all set, all right? I like it you like his name Lord and ventors Haym. Then he doesn't scream entertainment when he's on the phone with us. I mean he's a fun I mean, I'm sure he's a great guy, but I thought he was trying having fun. Yeah, he just needs to get rid of the girl and go out and eat again and find somebody else. All right, we'll listen to know what. If you guys have any thoughts at home about Share knows you any questions, you can know his email us at the Aufair Show at gmail dot com, or drop us something on Twitter at the Aufair show, don't forget Facebook or Facebook is scary? Telling about the Facebook. What's going on Facebook? Well, it's still it's sitting there, absolutely dormant, no one, They's just sitting there. It's it's kind of it's kind of Facebook is kind of nice. Though. I think you need to like up the Facebook idea a little bit more more, more knowledge on the Facebook. I like. I like how did I ask you? I like them. I like the idea of doing more on Facebook. You put this song in front of me. What's the season? Explain what October is? Well, there's so obviously October is breast Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and there's you know, there's walkathons everywhere. I mean you name it. Wherever you're listening right now, I guarantee you've got to walk it. Thon do you have to attend this week? And there's so many powerful songs when you're at these walkathons that the DJ is always played right when you're there to get your motivated registration and when you're on your way when they say ready, set go right. And so I think that you know, for the month of October, the off air show, we should try to find, you know, some of these inspirational songs that would kick it off. Canton song coming up in a couple of days could be so I how about how so? I want to kick it off with Andre Day, which is Rise Up. I think it's a great song, alright, perfect here it is on the fair Show. You're broken down living that on the America out. So we're go dogging it out mountains. We're gonna walking out holding moved on day and mis our eyes like to tear our eyes, our eyes are afraid, arise up and I do in the thousand times again? Hell our eyes. Oh, I like the ways our eyes. It's white at the ag carisau and I do in the thousand times again. It co there's a piece of that. And that's right. I mean, I don't mean to be rude. And you know you got to be interrupted silences and Andrew Day, rise up. Speaking of rude, you got rude by you have magic by rude, Rude by magic t I got a whole lustic song, Give me magic, Rude, get that rude. I got a freaking hard drive of songs. We get feedback and d rude, dar rude, got dar rude sandstorm, Yeah, dar rude sandstorm. Give me dar rude. That's great. Hey, And anytime you guys want me to pick a song, just call me up the night before and I will come with the song. Come creep. You know what you're violin? You know share not s s. Finally likes what I have to say. You like music, That's what you are. That music. You should pick all the songs. That is the reason you're in this room except what you know what? Anyway, thank you for great Thank you for grace, President sharing your pocketbook on your shoulder. There, Where the hell are you going? I have to run uptown because we are actually doing reshoots on something that I just did. She leaves halfway through the podcast. She shows on the bills. She leaves halfway through. You know, if we actually did things on time podcast, perhaps I wouldn't be running out right behind you. I'm gonna go down. You got you got sick with my off airheads? I love them. I have to trap so bad. I'm gonna we could. Please can we go get out of here for once? I want you to drop on car. I'm gonna trap right now to the microphone. It's gonna left in the who entire places. I'm gonna trap. I want to. Oh I heard it? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Look at a hear that? Trap of this group tomorrow? Nice trap broas mean No, h I got some for you half a now fen which won't pully. Just watch me now, Just watch me. I can't send for you. For you, you won't believe you. Just watch me now