The Off-Air Show - 'Ditching Your Friends' - Ep.44

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Scary Jones and Greg Tea. Now this episode number forty four, Yeah it is. I'm Scary Jones along with Craig te What's Up and the Bald Freak Ronnie Hallo. Hello, Hello, Hello, I love the keys. Yeah, come on, give us a little at the key to your heart, right, give us a little guy, Come on, give us a little guy. Come on a little piano. You know that wasn't even a sentence. Give us something? Are you being? Are you being demanding? Very early? I thought you have something like Peppy Ray to go. Come on like Elton John. I'm you know, Saturday nights all the way for fighting, you know, so Wednesday afternoon though, Just come on, give me something different. Show, Welcome to the office, show wait with me on the spot, gonna go into my bread beads. Like there's like cruising down the highway bottleneck traffic. That is just great. That is damn man. That just you know what. Guy's email us at the Aufair Show gmail dot com. If if Baal Freak really puts you in that mood, that's great. Just take a deep breath, everybody. I'm all about meditating nowadays. Hey Walford, you're wearing the same sneakers as me. We're both on the same sneakers. I got the blue cons on, dude, much dirtier and older than your scared where's your blue converse? I got the ex cons and like my underwear, once you put them on, Man, I'm still wearing my sketches. You know why because walking in converse. Yeah, it's like walking on sandpaper, it is. That's right. There's nothing in there for your arts. If you're not wearing a doing it for comfort, I would say, but they're late the stylish summer day. That's nice of you, guys who on your asses all day. I actually stand behind Elvis for five hours. Wow, it sounds real hard. I gotta stand for five hours. Hey, guys, listen, always remember you can reach out to the off air show at wanting to hundred two four two zero zero h Do not call right you're listening to this podcast right now. Be correct. There's a good chance that we're not even in the studio because this is taped weekday mornings eleven am Eastern Time. But I do see the phone line ringing, so that means that somebody does know that we are recording right now. I would love to say hello to us. What's your name? Whoa yeah, New Jersey? Scary? Come on, give her a little New Jersey. What are you guys? What part of New Jersey? First? I'm from Jersey. Hey, you know what, Andrea, I actually went to college at Fairleigh Dickinson in uh te Neck. And you know what else? I used to work at the Garden State Plaza Mall in Paramus. Really, where did you used to work out? Uh? You know where I used to work. I used to work at the bed No Bath and Body Works. Oh you did? I didn't get out of I was the stock boy there. I was. I work in the stockroom, the stock candles and the happy massagers and and the luf of sponge. We got a little bot show before you? Is that great go ball freak freak? It's not the live voice box here, cat contre where she's going show show show show show show show show show shocks. Oh yeah, union, Sorry, I'm s staying with us, staying with us. Come on dat day, all man. You know the Corns Great Adventure and I got booed off the stage. I remember, like, yes, we got difference. We got that's nice job. You did well. We like not how it goes down at the bars. No, no, no, no, no no no. Well, thank you for calling. But where are you going? Where are you going? Onrea? Where you headed right now? I am headed to California. Wait a second, So when you're on a cross country trip right now in New Jersey to California. So you're on Route eight, I am on Route Sporty. Okay, you're ways you well passed right to the country. I am across. I'm a crossing Arizona. Crossed through Mexico into Arizona. Pilot like there, So what have you seen on your trip so far? Um? A lot of a lot of rocks, a lot of trees, a lot of planes. Okay, that's on the drive though. We know that could be boring. But what about you when you pulled over? What did you see when you stopped? Did you go anywhere at night? In the afternoon? Did you stay over? Did you have any experiences? I say, had a couple of hotels that were somewhe Um, I stopped at historical site. Um all of them were like Navajo Indian. Uh, that that would be Navajo, the Navajo Indian. She said, Navajo. Alright, Andrea, Andrea, what do you have with you? You know, for protection? I mean you are you buy yourself? Are you driving across the country by yourself today? Sponge? So do you have any protection with you? Yeah? Nice? Nice? And she's packing? What do you got a revolver? You have? You run into a vampire cowboy who tried to suck your blood in the desert. I've got that too, are you? Are you buy yourself? For you with people? It was a movie? So no, why? And so now why are you moving out to California? What are you doing out there? You're driving there for fun? I am getting a job out there. My best friends looked out there. So are you looking? Are you looking to come back to New Jersey? Are you gonna look? Look to make out California like your new home? Ever come back? Don't ever come back. I'm going to be visiting, but I won't be coming fast. You're gonna miss bon Jovia over at MetLife Stadium. Yeah, look at the California, California the exactly all right, Well we'll have fun in in California. You'll never hear from us again, I'm sure. Well, you know what you do I don't think we're on the air out there, Andrea. What I'd left for you to do with yeah on Irradia. What you can do is, as soon as you get to your home, why don't you call us back give us your address, and Andrea, I'd love to send you an off our T shirt. Alright, alright, thank you, Andrea. Spending with us. You can walk back to Jersey faster than you'll get a T shirt from Greg Tea. But we'll send you one by Andrea. Be safe. Hey, speaking of speaking of garments, I got my package from mac Weldon. You when I got home from from the game last night. You know I don't have I don't have my coupon coupon. People who weren't listening to episode number forty three going on, Well, Mac Weldon is a potential sponsor of this podcast, and they sent they sent me some goodies because, as I told you guys yesterday, we were all hooked up by our friends at mac Weldon with some complimentary goody so we can try out the product. Under garments, the over garments, the sweats. Are you wearing them right now? No? I didn't even open the package. I'm really late from the game last night. But I'm looking forward to going home and just you know, doing a little fashion show in my my my walking close. Well, don't do again. You gotta bring the stuff in and then I want to place an order and I want to bring the stuff and then we'll have like at the other bag and behind as usual. You're behind the times, behind the times. Well let's all right, go so go to mac Weldon. Then you know how to spell it right M A C. Then it's w What do you mean? Is it really k? Usually return to the mac, turn the back, come on, turn the return the back, return to the return of the battery. Give me, return to the back, return to the bag. I got no, I got no problem giving you that there is We should play this everything. We should play this during the mac Weldon fashion show, like this right Willifred like that? For what does that have to do with anything? Everybody ship When I gass random yea, and then I said to start with no nor my heart, I understand every word. Just this chicken to me sounds. I said that I love you, you love me, Try try your love me, your love to me, Shi keep going gets this year. This is my favorite song. Many nighties, this is your all the songs in the night, this is the one. What was your favorite song of the night? I mean, I have time to think about that. Man, What about you? The one? But Tom Tom something to tough? Something is? Is that the nineties or that still two that was the same year as returned to the Mac by the way, give me that, give me tough sevething you see you one hit wonder from chumb Get no doubt I can get in like a fashion show with these these incredible nineties alternative hits. Well, yes, kind of the nineties is where I peaked three middle aged wine guys walking down with some some underwear. You know what I think? I agree, I do like that and I think scars right, I think I picked the nineties as well. I know I'm peaking right now. Go to mac Weldon dot com, Scary and great Sea by your complimentary garments and let's uh, let's get I'm about to make the audio peak. Sorry I had to do that for everybody. Curse. Yeah, I told Great Tea, we gotta start zapping you. We gotta like set you up to like a battery. And every time you make a music too lab we get to zap you right, it's the only way you're gonna learn it. Attached to his damn nipples like a train, like a trained lab rap I would say. The late nineties, early two thousands where my time for music. That's my favorite time for music. My time was from the moment I popped out of my mom's vagina until now. You know that's disgust. You know what, though, it would be really cool if we open it up to our affair show listeners. If they're you know, we play songs every single day and we do this, maybe there's some of them, some songs that they really want us, want us to play. Okay, so wanted you name them? And by the way, let's keep it nineties and two thousands. Let's because we have enough outdated seventies crap from Greg T and bald Freak we do about the eighties love the eighties or like bad from come on? You know, just the early day it was MTV's birthday. Why didn't we play the very first song? Video killed the music video, killed the radio, gret killed the song title. It was just on was it on Monday or Tuesday? Was MTV's birthday? I think you see they're doing like an MTV Classic channel. Now, yeah, that's right. It's brand new that start did that start up already? That's for us, man, I don't know what it's starting. But they're gonna show basic the like original programming, back to back to back. It's gonna be videos. It's gonna be head Banger's Ball a hundred twenty minutes, but head Daria all that stuff. We're listening right here. Listen, I heard you want and and juning in on you if video killed the radio start credit boil, sicken, simp. Do you know that The tribute question is what was the second video that MTV ever played? You guys know the answer. I don't even know the second like the second man who walked on the move? Was it? I don't think so. I don't even know the answer. I take on me. No, no, no, that was It's like Pat Benatar or haul of notes or yeah, we'll look it up. We'll look at us. We're look at you. If you could the uh one of our If you can, if you know the answer, why don't you emails at the authair Show gmail dot com and we will mail you a T shirt? Okay as your empty promise, your prize what do you mean. It's a great tribute question. Do you remember when you when you was a video on MTV? Oh man, dude, I was inside the house. I was waiting for m TV to turn on. We had cable. We were fortunately to have cable, right, so I was a little kid, and all of a sudden, I'm sitting there waiting and it was like all these like, you know, red colored bars on the television screen, and then it all of a sudden went black, and then it came to the Martian the guy in the Moon. I grew up in Brooklyn, by the way, and we didn't get cable until like the nineties. Cable was dead last to get to my blog. So yeah, so I didn't enjoy any of this stuff anyway. TV. Al Right, can we talk about last night for a minute, Absolutely, dude, what an experience last night was? Before we get started on that, Oh boy, here we go. Can I just asked one question, absolutely, Whose decision was it to put our female co host for a day Cheryl's photo on the Instagram account? Was it you, Greg Freak? I'm so glad you actually mentioned that. You know. That's like, if you're listening right now, you should go to the fair show at gmail dot com. No, no no, no, the fair show on Instagram my fault. And that's right. You know I did not put that girl up there. No not. I'm glad you thought that I did not do it. Maybe you should shine a little light on it. What is the meaning of having her on there? Why? Why did you do that? Well, Cheryl Cascenza joined us yesterday on the show right Studio. People wanted to know what she looked like, so I decided to throw a throw a picture of us, the modeling photo of her. It's not even like it's a can It's not even a candid exactly. It's like, hey, look at me, like, hey, here's miss January. Right. I don't need anybody's permission to post pictures. And by the way, I don't hear anybody complaining from the audience. Just youtuo, schmucks. People like to see hot chicks, you ever, should have a million other places to go. Why are they coming with men? Men love hot women, okay, and women appreciate hot women as well. So what would you take a look at If you take a look at all these attractive Instagram models and stuff they have like millions of followers, So I thought I was helping to grow the affair show count. No, you didn't. He did not. You never. You never said if I put her on the off fair offair show account, then people are gonna listen to the show. You never said that. You never said that. I just want to know one thing. Yeah, gad, what did you notify her and tell her that you did that? No idea? There's no way you know? What? Does it wrong? Way? Did that without her permission? No? Also, I was gonna say, like, if you did, I'm glad we're airing this out because I thought the same thing when I saw it. I'm like, I didn't put the picture if I did, get finish Your sentence looks so it's like you're trying to do her a solid, right, she has no idea, so you think the solid is for us, which takes other women want to listen to the Offair show because you put a picture of some hot ship. I was trying to break two thousand followers on Instagram, and this is how you go aback do it? This The reason the reason why we have a low number is because we already have Instagrams as well, so other people already following us, So they're like, why am I gonna follow off air if I'm already following Scary John's a great in Walt freak as it is, A low number is a relative term. But I would say the main reason we have a low number is because we haven't really posted that much. We don't post good things, we don't post sexy things. What about the three of us? Yeah, not sexy. You seen calves. We are not sexually cat muscles. We are not sexy. This is muscles. I do like your cap muscles. You wanted some Instagram followers, I didn't got nice caballs? How do today side? Please? Baseball talk? Did you do an April before? Listen to me? I'm trying to help us to benefit. So you put some toddler on on our freaking site for no reason. By the way, yesterday I said I was going to call you Captain crap Sparrow, but I'm changing it to Captain whack Sparrow. You are Captain whack Sparrow. These two guys know nothing about marketing, nothing about listen. Just gonna listen to the show just because you can put something and you know everything. You I mean, you're gonna be kidding me. Whatever to that whatever. People, everyone's going to go to Instagram. You're gonna listen to the show. You canna like the show. I can listen to show because you put some Todler on the site to go to our Instagram page at the off air show. And you know what, you let what know if we if you like that picture, why don't you put a hot guy on our on our side? Then maybe some girls might listen. But you're like, hey, you know, here's here's here's some here's some some hot god guy sign that says listen to the affair show, and they they will listen on equal opportunity. You know what, let's do that, all right? Do it will be none of the three of us. Don't float of your show. I'm not asking for me. I mean, we're going to the game with a hot guy. Just just find some guy. Just find somebody and put on Can I finally talk about game last night? Take that to the ball game? Come on, it's got more up. That's his old school. Okay, crab Jacks, you don't like this version, no so old. I'll take two bits best hand the money. Yeah, air show, listen the Yankees maybe tied it Mets one one. There's still two more games now. They play two games the Yankee Stadium starting tonight. And last night a bunch of us went out to the game Cheryl with us. You brought her again? Yeah, and that was wasn't it nice? Like everybody's right? You know, we got looks because of her. No, no, you got looks because you're wondering what she's doing with you. It's called arm candy. Yeah, your arm candy. She did humping the four that why are women always late? Can we make the topic, by the way, why are women? Why are women late to sty events? Everything? All? Right? Then? I got a woman in my life has all they are is late? I got it. I got it. Relationship. My girlfriend takes ninety minutes to get ready for brunch on a Sunday Born. I got something on the episode why much to deal with lateness of wood? So last night we got these great seats. Scaries gotta get a beer, right, So Scary runs to the bar to go get a beer. Me and ball Freak we're sitting there and you can see some of the pictures we put up. Who was who is it? The arm candy for us was I your I was kissing, kissing, and while I was away getting your freaking beer, all of a sudden, I come back to the seats and you guys were gone. So I stopped homing the concourse. Where are these guys? And I'm texting you where are you guys? Where are you guys? Great tea and both peak, why don't you explain what happened while we were away from each other? It was It was bad. It had no choice in the matter. What happened to us last night is it is something that goes down in the memories in history, and you're gonna remember to think back ball freaking I were like, you know, let's go, let's go help scared, bring all the beers back to the to the chairs. And when we came out, some dude was like, because some rich guy was like coming to my sweet tea. Yeah, that's right, it's greg Tea. That's what happened. That's what happened. And he grabbed me by ahead and he goes come here and he's calling to me. I'm in the headlock, and he brings us into a sweep. He did, he did, And Ronnie's like, he's inviting us through a sweet. Let's go to the sweet. He grabbed me by the nuts, and he grabbed you by that, and we went in due. Yeah, we go into the sweet. And in this sweet is like thirty people decked out in suits and ties and beautiful dressing. I mean, the money is just happening there. It's like a guy cutting the chateaubrey. Oh my god, the speak and there's a bartender walking around taking like new drinkless orders. And then they got champagne on ice, pig champagne. And we started hanging out with these people. We don't even know that. We started hanging out with that. And then you know what, I wanted to leave. I looked back and was like, why leave? Why leave? The guy said he or you ask some champagne. And it was some very very nice champagne. How big were those goblets? They had these huge goblets they filled it up with They gave us maybe a half a bottle of champagne each goblet. This the most amazing champagne he ever tasted. Okay, now you guys were in their partying with these dudes. Get some selfies with the ladies. Take selfish. You can take self the nice you guys, with hot women, three cases of shake shack burgers, anything from around the stadium, the folk, the fuck you chicken, it was you cat you chicken from chang his Chicken right there, those sandwiches, the Fuco chicken chanlenges, the rhind of a mile long at the stadium to get those you guys had it in your sweet I guess the rich day. That's how they live, man, it's the rich Land size coblets. Everybody will get a pop champagne in a second, scar in the champagne music playing, and I'm nowhere to be found. And you even said he when your girl from the instagram. That's right, yeah, you said, Scary Jones, Wi Scary Jones. They said great team Champagne said Scary would never want to be down here with us, no champagne and good food listeners, Scary cryptonite right, whooping it up, having a party of you. I'll tell you this much. Rich men have red, beautiful hot women as their wives. They were all gorgeous every woman in their will. Okay, so where the funk was I? You're saying the anchor, because no, you know what you did rumped it in my face. You purposefully diggit me perfectly, because all of a sudden, I'm standing at the bar and I see picture after picture texted to me. You and bumb freak with oversized goblets of champagne. Champagne was At one point Roddy went over to the champagne and kissed the label. Dude, it was so fun. I was celebrities. He heard. Came in there to Frank. He was in there and you guys, And I said, where are you Yankee fans? He be care Yeah, I was already yanked my Yankee hate in the care. I'm fan and I brought your mother. It was such a great night, It really was. Why didn't you answer me? Why don't you you know a real you know a real if you guys were my boys, because you would have been like, you don't get your maid. I had my hand around some hot chicken. I had my other hand on the goblin. I couldn't put it down to text. You could. If you were really my boys, what would you have done? You would have said, we are in sweet number, blah blah blah. Come to the door. They're asking for you. Skary that you ignored my request. You continue to gratuitously shove pictures. Well, in all fairness, and we just and we did calm you down about this last night because we understood that, Yeah, you would have wanted to be part of it. But Greg had to get to his family. I did. I wanted to go see my kids. Did my kid blo It was a blur, was like a montage scene in a party movie. I still didn't believe it was. It was like fifteen minutes and we were gone. You were missing. We couldn't find you by the time you got down there. He would have had to leave. But boys don't do that to their boys. We don't do it to each other. We're supposed to stick together. I don't want to brought you to the game. I left Great Tea in charge. They knew great team. I was just you don't That's who I was. The ball. Then this ball guy, let me tell you that he's a freaking lion. At one point I said, I said, we gotta go. Let's look get scary, and he was like why, And he's got a goblet of the champagne. I didn't want to be rude. I turned around. He's got he's sitting next to something woman and some guys pouring the more Champagne. He goes, why do we want to leave? And we got to look at theory. You guys are assholes. You know you're not my friends. You have my friends, my friend now now you don't want to Now that typical typical little bitches that you're acting like because you're you're pinning the blame on each other. No one's man enough here and you're no one is a purpose purposely ignored me. You had a half hour god drop answer gonna say you want to hear it out of his system. Now the show is over. Listen, we're gonna pick up on this again tomorrow. But if you've got some thoughts, emails at the offer our show at gmail dot com. And next if if both freaking myself are wrong, we should we not a called scary and check out our fred sherl and sends on Instagram with her So she if I didn't right to the right thing for everybody, right thing for her, for her right thing, it's just watch me now. It's just Swatch guy, It's just wat