The Off-Air Show - 'Dating At Lunchtime' - Ep.38

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Speaker 1: Says Elvis derand Presents off air show Steery Jones and Great Tea. That was the part where Greg t is supposed to say, look out. So here's the best part. You're gonna love this. And this is episode of the thirty year. Let's start. No, no, no, no, let's not start. I want to tell you what he did. No, you want to see the screen was freeze frame he was. He was like in mid squeeze, in mid lookout. He was in mid lookout. His big fat mouth was open wide like this like and was frozen. It was a moment in time and we didn't capture it because we didn't get the audio. Is it? Is it crystal clear? Now? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Now? How can you hear me? Now? Can you hear me? Now? Doing the best catches live on Skype for the Babamba. This is the best he can do? Is this the best you can do? Man? O? Man? It's a hundred and ten degrees here, man, it is so hot today, it is unbelievable. Can I can I say? I can't wait until this week is over? I agree, Scary Scaries has worn out here as you are there about this situation Greg, except he's not getting paid, so he's probably more worn out. Yeah, because you know, anyways get paid. You're in the Bahamas, Gregg teams there with his family. If you haven't listened to the previous three podcasts, um he's uh yeah, let's let me put this so RANI could see. Yeah, stuff, I can't see if Gregg tea or not, if Greg's having a meltdown when he's having a melt here here here, literally, can you do my favorite? Can you take a picture of the screen so that I know that I can see what I look like on the screen night and nobody wants to see that, including you. Yeah, I do you look like? I don't know what he looks. It looks beautiful there again though today it's wonderful. Look at it. Look at all that foliage behind you, those puffy cotton candy clouds and crystal blue water. And then you're in the frame and your ruin everything. Yeah, I'll take a picture of that. Hold on, keep it there, keep it there, keep it right, keep him here, to keep him here, No, no, I gotta wait, I gotta take my pass code off. You know, it's just fascinating that he's on vacation with his family, and he's he's he's giving orders. He's barking orders from the Bahamas. I'm gonna I'm gonna tweet that out. I'm gonna tweet that out a little bit. I wasn't working on any orders. I oh, here we go. There it is and baldfree and you wonder why I can't wait till this week is over. But this is not just about him. This is the best we could do to hook him up connection wise. We talked about this earlier in the week. No, is it not Crystal Clear anymore. You're frozen, You're pixelated. This is you want to call you back. This is a bad commercial for Skype. Skype is like, please, we do not want to be associated with your podcast. Shut off. You want me to call you, let me call you back. It's it's don't move. If he was having cybersex right now, I would be really annoying. He'd be pixelated, and the person on the other line wouldn't would be turned off. I think if the Crystal Clear play, it's perfect, it's perfect right now, leave it just they're just like that, can't like this. I would like stat your liberty just like that don't move. Okay, my elbow hurts. Hug the palm tree. My elbow is killing me. Let's meditate. No, let's not. I'd like to take a nice breath in and out. Hey listen. So I listened to yesterday's podcast, and I thought it was really funny. But I also thought that, you know, we seem to be arguing a lot more, and I notice it now, so I think maybe was just like, lay it dead late, you know, forget the arguments and let's move on. Let's have some fun today. So go back to being boys. Is that what you mean? Yeah, your mistake arguing for trying to make the podcast better, and that's I mean, that's what I was trying to do yesterday by pointing out your flaws. You're flawed. Man. I don't want to talk about flaws. I wanna talk about fun style. Let's talk about the sports. Let's talk about what's going on this weekend. Let's talk about Skier going to a cool appearance at Barra. I think we're gonna talk to the general manager from Bare now. If you're not familiar with we're what Barra is in the state of New Jersey, basically in any of your states where you're listening. You're listening to us right now. I'm sure you've got a cool club on the waterfront somewhere, and that's what we have in the Jersey Shore on the waterfront. But it's pretty close and it's close. It's it's in Belmar. It's a right sand but it's an indoor, outdoor spot. Everyone's got those outdoor places to go to relax. Yeah, Barre is one of them. So I'm gonna be there tomorrow night. Actually, I think that's pretty cool. I really donus the act that you have to introduce. I still think it's pretty cool event. That'll be awesome. Stop picking on Constantine. Constantine his band, Yeah, the Rock of Ages band. They're come. He can't be on the podcast. We should have had him on today. Can we have him on? That would have been a cool guy to talk too. I would have liked to talk Constantine. Yeah. It's little yeah, so I mean a musician. We could have jammed bro. So there's what I'm saying. Housewives here comes out right, you're gentlemen. The first appearance ever on the Off Air Show podcast is an accident. It's Elvis music out of like a lot of fun. Yeah, you need a fanfare for we haven't yet see No, Ronnie's now added his drum kit to the podcast that we love three of them. Hey, how how much longer on your show? We have about fifteen more minutes to go? Okay? Then I'm like, I can't invite you to lunch. Then all right, Oh wait a second? Where you going? Great? Did you hear what Elvis just said? He's going the new denos we've had on this podcast. Ahead, let him know we're coming. I enjoy your show. Okay, you're gonna call him unbelievable. Oh wow, wow, he was gone. He's like Halley's comment Elvis on the podcast the first ever took away. Now he's prancing around the hallway. It took him thirty eight episode. To me, that's gonna be a trivia question. What day? What episode number does Elvis make his first appearance on the Affair Show podcast? Number thirty eight? There it is that qualifies an appearance. That was definitely the first time his voice he did appear. That is the first time his voice has been here. So great, And now I also understand we have to end this a little early because I think Ronnie at she has a date where you going ball for us? I want to get pizza. I might have to cancel my day, is how that works? Yeah, why don't you? Yeah, jump jump head first into the water and we'll end the podcast right now and I'll get pizza with you guys. Yeah, seriously, that is so messed up to have a date a scheduled for about forty minutes from now. But I told her to text me before she left, and I haven't heard from you yet, so you never know. It's you know, it's a woman. So okay with question, Why on God's green Earth would you have a lunchtime, weekday date in the middle of the work day. I think it's actually pretty cool. I think it's a pretty cool idea of cool concept because you know what, it's a little informal, yet it's your first date. I think it's kind of meat. She has to go back to work. You gotta go back to work. You guys can feel it out, see if you guys like each other and there's no pressure. I like the idea. She doesn't have to go back to work. She works. She works nights, so it's convenient for night girl. Yeah, corforate girl work out. I want to go back to work. If it does, Lady of the Night like that run great to me, that's exactly what it's supposed to be. At least after work when you don't have to think about it. You know what I'm saying, Like, what are you talking about? I don't have to think about it? What does that mean? After work is cool? It's at least you don't have to ever make it end. You could have more drinks and you have dinner. You at lunchtime is so constrained into that little little window, you know, it's like, all right, here's a drink and gotta run. I mean, unless that's the kind of date you're trying to set. Oh no, you're talking to a guy who's had some some not so great experiences with online dating or offline dating. And I would rather err on the side of caution. And I mean know that. I know that's kind of like a glass half empty sort of philosophy, but I want to know. I also think that you've had bad luck, but not because of you know, your personality, but because of how freaky you are and what you want to do. And I don't think there's many people in the world that enjoy those kind of freaky moments that you really enjoy, freaky moments, you know, the things that you like to do, you know, balls, change whips, all that stuffy stuff stuff you do, right, But I don't know what you're talking about, Yes you do. I don't know what you're talking about. But hey, if there's any ladies out there who want to know what I'm talking about, can you get it. You don't want to give us Saturday night you just met her. You want that you save that for the boys and then Friday night, but at least like a week night after work, the lunchtime is just like, oh here we are gonna run. I mean, well, I also I'm on the air at two o'clock in the morning, so I didn't want to go out on the Thursday night and be on the air and then come to work for the morning show the next morning. So that that was also about my you know, my physical well being. You know, you know, I think this is one of those places where Scary and Eye and probably you Wallfreak are not going to agree. But you know what, maybe we could throw it out there to your audience. They can ask them to email us at the affair show at gmail dot com and or if they want to tweet us at the off share off air show. Uh, and they can tell us their thoughts or whether they think that a first time date should be a lunch date or a nighttime date. Good job, Greg, he get the audience involved. That's what it's all about. That's what it's always thinking, always thinking alway, Or you can and said, let's see you tweet us at the off air show. Um so all right? So or call us call us at one call us up. Yeah, come on, he is always call us. I brought another body and I found this in the radio station. Now we're doomed, Greg T I got on double fist and HiT's bad enough. We have to compete with his keyboard. And now he's got a drum machine. Tell you what bull freak fall freak bull free, drop me a bill go. I'm feeling something. Go go ready. I don't know how to use this thing. Shut it off, O I like it. Get ready. James stopped this crazy thing. Wait here we go, come on, keep on going. I want to hear something. Go go here we go one four you know the number, it's one eight hundred two four zero one us mix. We need you know the numbers. If there's something you'd like us to talk about, costs at the number now, one eight hundred zero one hundred. Is that your rap? Is that that? Yeah? That's the show rap. Close my eyes. It's like run DM season. That's pretty bad. This drum machine looks like it's straight out speaking around d MC, give me a little rug, DRC scared, Come on, give me some. He gave me some. Come on live. He's doing it live. Go, I want your m all right, Look, I'm actually playing it with drums. So, Ronnie's got a new toy, the drum machine. You know, I'm menting my toys right, great things, so and I love that scary won't give us. In a little while. In a little while, we're gonna actually have Ronnie to try to do the keyboard play with the drum machine and the keyboard at the same time. I think I think that'll work. I think they'll be good. Yeah. Well, let's sorry up because I got my coffee date coming. Okay, so t um, I just got coffee date. I'll buy. Is this an edit? And you don't like I always buy on the dates? Is no editing? We're gonna do this live so I am doing this appearance at bar a we're talking about at the beginning of the show. So we have one of the owners. You got Mr Barre, Mr. Can you get Constantine to call in on Monday? Maybe maybe Mr at least I mean, you couldn't get Merca Tomay, but maybe you can get Constantine. Maybe. Yeah, we gotta We'll check in with Mr Anticipation himself. Hello, Hello, Hey, Tom Tommy, Tommy Jambert Tommy Tommay. Oh boy, it's scary. Along with the bald freak is playing the keyboards and the drum machine. We have in the studio connected we're we're live on the podcast and uh and then Greg t is on Skype in the Bahamas. Do you believe the Bahamas? You know why that it's just like, gosh, how at the end of that job, that's exact forced me and I didn't want to come here, They forced me to come so great. T got an all expense paid week at the Atlantis at the reef with his family and he's being paid to go. It's not even a vacation. And he's gonna come back and he's gonna make more money on the radio and he does commercials talking about his experience. Wow, but it's kind of believe it or not, and they couldn't believe be found of hot girl? Is that what happened? Listen, I Got'm down here with the hottest girl of them all, my wife. I know that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he said. He only says that, Tom, because she's standing next to him. She's a beautiful woman. Make a witch foundation kind of thing. Hey, Tom, here's my problem. So you got that's scary coming down there on Friday night. Now, we made a pack that we would start to do some of these gigs ourselves, you know, do it together. And now just when I'm a wet in the Bahamas, you're having scary there with no other than Constantine Morales. I mean, I don't even know what he does anymore. Oh, Constantine, he's doing He's doing what he does, he's doing it better than ever. Man. Uh, you know he's hot off of Broadway now with the Rock of Ages show. He was Tony nominated for that and uh that went out for six years and now he has a smoking band to Rock of Ages band and uh he's he's a cool guy. He Uh, I got I got friendly with him and me and his band. They're coming up are Ah tomorrow night, Friday night, the two and they're gonna rock to place out for his special show for us. That's right, and I'm I'm gonna be hosting with them right along and everything. Yeah, when we have that that lunatic Bacardi already we love that guy. He oh, I love Bcardiaradi. Yeah, he's coming down to right. Paccardi Already's gonna be there. We're gonna go done, Scary. We're super super excited to uh have you back again and see him. And it's been a been a while. Yeah, he's always get a little out of hand here around it, just a little bit. We want everybody to show up tomorrow. What time? What time is Constantine? Go on the banks on the ten o'clock you're doing uh to two really big stacks. So they're doing two sets each sets about an hour hour and a half long somewhere around there. Nice. I'm not what is it about Scary Jones that makes everything go out of hand when he's at an event? Can you enlighten us on that, you know what? I'm just trying to figure that out for him. He too on a years I don't know what it is, but it's it's sham and it's the people around him. He's always he always has a great crew with them. Oh yeah, thank you. My one request is I love when Baccardi already gets on stage and he has those toilet paper guns where he presses the button he shoots toilet paper all over the place. Is there a way that Scary could borrow a toilet paper gun on Monday and then we can return it to you Monday night or Monday evening. How's that going to happen. I'll draw, I'll draw of it down. I'll drive it back down to bar Ray a Monday. Absolutely, I don't want to know what you want to use it, but I'm sure it's going to be insane. I want a shoot toilet paper all over the studio, all over the radio stations. I think it's so awesome to Scar. Yeah, that would be a funny bit. If you gotta bring it back, Scare, you're bringing a pack, you know, you you gad I'll grab it. I'll grab it and then you bring it back as you live near there, right exactly. I live close to Barra, so I'll just drive it there and I'll drop it off with Tom Monday, late afternoon or evening. So if you the toilet paper gun, how do we decide? How do it's It's like they took an engine from a lawn, an old lawnmower, right, and then they attached it to a leaf blower. It's a leaf blower. And then they took a paint roller, you know, a paint roller, and they attached that to the end. And then when you put a toilet paper roll over the paint roller and you press the button, the thing spins all over the place and it spits toilet paper. It's so cool. It's one of my favorite things too. And I've never really seen one anyone any place else other than bar anticipation, you know another you know, I tell you, I'll leave it up to you. Guys. That son like a great visual for radio. I'll love it well, you know we do. Like he's trapping a love it again, keep doing time. Tom's playing the part of all Free today, craps on us all day. But I'm good. I'm so excited you come down, you know, Greg, you know, and I can't game and break your jobs for not being there because you're with your family and that's more important. Oh that's cool, Tom, I do appreciate and honestly, you know, I love your place and I really felt jealous. Sup Scary told me he was going down there. I'm like, damn it, what could I do to get down there? But I won't get back in time. By the time I get home, it's gonna be well past eleven. I've an evening flights, so there's nothing I can do about that. What have you listening? It's a long summer. We're having a great summer at par anticipation. You know, we're rocking it. Uh, and we'll definitely uh, we'll definitely have has something else going on for you in August. But Constantine is a is a is a great guy. Uh be hang with He's so personable. He he's a great time. He said. He's a really fun dude, very very regular dude. You know you you see him to say, Oh my god, he take a celebrity, but you know what, he's super cool. Let me tell you his voice is better than ever. He's amazing. Hey, Tom, do you think that we can have Constantine call into the podcast on Monday? Can we have him on the show? Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure. Actually, my band is playing a show with his band at the Wonder Bar and that's very Park on August thirteen, So I'm sure you know, I'm sure he'd want to promote that too. Okay, alright, cool, So Scary, make sure you you make a contact with him and they get his number and let's figure it out. Come on this. This is what we gotta get done. We gotta get it done. We get a real guest on this podcast. Scary, you couldn't get Mercy Tommy, that's right, yeah, tom tom Constantine would be our first real guest because we've had a bunch of guests that have gone nowhere so far. So Studio A j R. Was in studio and they performed their song. But the Constantine is a known He's a household name people know from remember from the idle days, and some of us have seen him in Rock of Ages. I thought he was amazing when he was in that show. So now the Rock of Ages band is just a band that plays like eighties hard rock and heavy metal cover songs. Is that? Is that what you mayble expect down there? No, they can know. They cover all the all the all the hot eighties songs from the Rock of Ages show. Uh barry him big It is the lead producer from Rock of Ages. He's also in the band. He also sings, and they cover pretty much all the material and more of But that's that old genre of eighties fun party rock. I love it. You're great, fellas, this is great, all right, um, enjoy yourself, Scary, you have a lot of fun too. And uh, I wish I could be there, but hopefully in August and scared. Maybe you can get constant in to call the show. That would be fantastic, That would be no problem at all. Hold on, hold on a second, some white steak. Yeah, I think he's gonna rock this sumtime. You're yeah, that's right, da dot com here, I'm go Yeah with the radio station Constantine locking out. Tom's gonna be a good time. We'll see you tomorrow night. If you're in the area, the Jersey Shore anytime this summer, bar A and del Mar Lake, Como, that's the place to be. Thank you, Tom, Rice, Do you have the mom thank you from any Yeah? Time later, Tom. If you're from any of the other forty nine states, then just don't pay attention to me. Yeah, going down, I gotta come into the drump solar right love. I'm gonna take this home and make love to it after my name. I'm gonna pour oil all over it and just just lick it. It's gonna be great. Me in the pot pte deal one drum machine, scary, enjoy yourself on Friday night. Man, I wish I could be there. Ronnie looks like you have a date to get to. And guys, I gotta jump with the ocean. We my butt off. You gotta gonna see what this is. All of a sudden, Gregg Tea wants to cut the podcast. You can scary, you know, because because I'm looking at the skype that Gregg t is. I gotta go, man, look at this. He's he's sweat going on balls, he's dying. He's sweating like a sweat for your bro swiz, your all have to sweat it out. He's twelve feet from that crystal blue of water in the background. He looks like he's gonna make a mad dash for it. Why does you take the laptop in the ocean but I can't even Why don't you put more clothes on? He's wearing a black hat with a black heavy T shirt that attracts the sun. What the hell are you doing? Man? I need to get in the water. I am sweating, I'm so hot. I holy You know what, maybe we should have him sit on a heater or while we do the podcast every day, because then he'll want to cut it short. Now, let's make just make this an hour long podcast today. Let's see how long it can laughs, like an episode of Survivor. Oh, we didn't get to new business, old business. Here's the new business, new businesses come Monday. I think we're gonna have a little bit of a sport report, so that'll be great. We're gonna still be up and we're still and we're still on the hunt to have a cool chick on the show. Maybe we're getting a yelling Dan yellow back with us, your panting, panting actually actually share share had a great time the other day. She actually wants to wants to come in. And maybe we can have them cat fight to see who to see who gets the share. Yeah, I love how we we don't We can we can also the proadcast. Yeah, we also throw it out into the affair show audience. We can find out what they think and we'll have them drop us a line and let us know, Uh, should we bring yelling Dane yellow back or should we bring share back. They can drop us a line if we're not going to turn into a contest like Battle of the Gotches, Let's not do that. They're all both Tolergs, tol Lerg's Tassa. It was like maybe Vincent Price right there? Are you like that? Remember the end of the thriller the thriller video? Uh, Tyler, how did you make my piano? By the way, it's pretty low? All right, guys, I really gotta go. Man. We gotta talk about some business, A lot of new business, a lot of old business. Business, business, business. There's a whole bunch of business that great Tea doesn't want to talk about. But still that leave sometime for old were only at the twenty third minute. Yeah, Greg, I want a podcast. It's so hot, like I almost can't even breathe, that's how hot it is. Okay, let's see how long till you pass out. Let's let's take bets. What's over. I give you about another two more minutes till I pass out. I gotta go. Well, that would be great that that will go viral. The podcast then man who hosts podcast passes out during podcast that I'll be back on Monday. It'll be great. Enjoy your weekend, have fun. He's done with us. Look he shut it down. Who's cheating the listeners? He wishes he could hit that button that scary always hits to stop the podcast with when thetro starts due, he wishes he Oh, guys, I gotta go. I'm sweating. I'm dying for great while you're at it, Ronny, Yeah, let's go. Come, it's great. Kiss off. He's going to bat and he's maybe somebody and he'll be back on Monday, and he won't kiss in and kissing. Hey, cheasing glad, he's gonna felt. Thus picknya bo so sweaty to see how happy he is. Now on you guys, who's play a little music for great team? That that a cheer him. I'm looking at him. He's smiling, he's blowing at the camera. He's taking his hand over deep. He's gonna passing from the heat. I'm gonna can we go. He's in he's see job but he's slapping how bad. I don't go in shot but he forgot this sometime little shot. We're having a new business business sparting, he sparting, get nothing. Oh my day, just texted, I gotta go now too. Is that well? Let me see, let me see if she's on her way. On my way, baby polk. Great good news. She said she's gonna be about fifteen minutes later. So we got another fifteen minutes. All right. Listen, guys, I gotta go. Peace and out they seem. Hey. I will tell you know what I'm doing next week. I'm getting tattoos. I got two tattoos. I'm getting next week. Like it's all about it. Was it the squirrel with the nuts on one leg and the squirrel coming down without the nuts on the other leg. I'm doing one on my forearm and one on my left leg. All right, tell us more about it after you jump in the ocean. All right, we'll see. Don't forget the toilet paper gun. Scary Mondayday. Monday. We'll see you then, guys. 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