The Off Air Show - 'Christmess with Santa's Sexy Helper' - Ep.93

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Speaker 1: Say, Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg T. Look out ninety three of the fair Show. I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg T over there. I'm over here now and the ball freak Ron is joining us. Yeah. I think I sucked up, guys, I think I really, I think I sucked up. Yes, you did, because it just was. I was reminded quickly as I was shouting out the number of today's podcast that, um, this is episode ninety three, but somehow on the website I have number ninety four. I yeah, it was nineties. Last one was two, right, right? Correct? Ninety two comes right? And you you listened as I don't know why you did that. Yeah, I don't know why I did it either. So are we back in time? Have we gone back in time? Well? I don't know what we do. Do we start naming these a's and these I mean, this is actually number ninety three. We have to have the real numbers. You're gonna have to go back and correct it somehow. I'm gonna correct it on the website. You haven't take much, all right, so they has to be three. Okay, So what it is we're going backwards now, so next to the next episode will be ninety two right back into the womb. It's gonna be like Benjamin Button. No, that one was this wast three. The next one's gotta be ninety four backwards. I want to go backwards. No going backwards. I think we need to go backwards. He's got a correct one, so on I heart. It'll have to be like they were the official Okay, so right, so we are, we are gonna go right. So NUR is going to be special then, because evidently you can't go back into iTunes and you can't actually change it. You can't actually what's it set? It's set, that's not you can change it. I can do it. They change He knew anything about how there on the website, I would have said, what is it changing? Mediately? I know, but I'm an idiot. I'm sorry, I'm here. I take responsibility for this. You still sick, bro, I'm not that sick anymore. It's what it is is like this cough, this congestion, the Z pack that I'm on. I'm like, I have one more days Z pack, but I can't kick it. Man, I can't get ribbed, dude of this damn cold You need musin Next gives you the commercial with Little Green Boogers, the Booger Family. It doesn't work, and they dated somebody's nose and all of a sudden, the music next comes along and it flushes them out. It doesn't work, It really doesn't work well. Forgive me a song from Mucus, Mucus, Mucu ball free, Come on, don't playing some mucus. Give me a song from mukis some mucus, go go give me some mus I'll see Come on, mucus, get ready, Let the Muckets play. You got Mu kiss you Ki smuki smu kiss? Who's got Mu? Because you got because he's got Mu? Because everyone everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone and running knows Mu kiss milkisskisskis milk kiss, mil kiss, milk kiss, mil kiss mil kiss kiss you ever hear us with the club scary mil kiss, milk kiss kiss, mucuss bciss broken. They're gonna go for mucus. What is that The mucus sounds better with you? And that is that the sounds baddle with you. Come on sing along with the hit that drunk Hey Jounds, The Muca Sounds baddle with you and you gotta give him some cluff sound of facts yet letting clothing and steezy like Yuca sounds. Baddle with you, get your wait for the start. You come on, Greg coffee Club put it in there. Okay, hold on, she's saying, the Muca shell is better with you. Yeah smeezing and coffin. I always like this song was get the sound. This is a star sound mucas and coffing. Give it to me, the Muca shell. He's better with you. I can't cloth command. It has to happen, now what I got the dude? All right? You know what my right ear is so clun I can't my right ear like I'll never to my swallow. I hear crackling. There's like there's like mucus in my right ear. It's crackling, crackling. I can't do it a pretend cough, masking and expletive al right, disgusting. I don't know why anybody I want to cover your mouth. Seriously, Well, we're in the same run an incubator right here with you. Dude, you don't have the crosses. Get Christmases right around the corner. How come you don't get the call I'm getting better. I'm better now. You know, they're sounding good because you're probably having eating a well balanced meal. They say that it all starts with a proper diet. Oh my god, I'm eating like garbage. It's the holiday season. I mean cookies for breakfast, that for dinner the other night. That healthy. My ears are all Clyde that got vertigo. The room is spitting. You know why he's sick and wearing not scary Jones because you've got kids. M Oh, that's right. You know you're talking to your phone. We're doing a podcast here. The guys on his phone. I will tell you what. No, no, no, this guy's coughing, and this guy's on his phone. Hold on a seconds. I do believe. I do believe. Bald freak does have a point. Because your kids go to school, they harbor bacteria and viruses from other kids and all these kids, and and then that's why teachers are always sick, Because teacher's always sick because they're infested with germs from these kids running He listen, I will not disagree with you. My kids come home and they're sneeze in their sick so they keep you, they keep you nice and sick for the holiday season. Yeah, I got a dog. Dog, don't get me sack, right, and I live alone. And I'm never saying I'm never like, here's what's wrong with the dog people. The dog people think that we all should go get dogs, and how dare us not all have dogs? Yeah, but that's what you think. Is there a dog person? Yes, you do all you dog There are times, remember we came back Jesus, we came back from what was it, the Poota Conner trip together? Yeah, no, Santa fe And it's like, this is the one time that I understand, like how it's nice to come back and have a family waking forward to it. Yes, I just go home to my dog. It's not the same thing. Well, you know what I got. My my brother in law just got a dog, right, and and so we usually go to his house. Well I'm sorry, we go to our my my mother law's house for Christmas Eve, you know, and we go to church early and then we all go back to my mother law's house. We have a big Italian feast and then the kids open up the gifts and everything. Well, this year that's all got to get changed because they went and got a dog. So now now what you got. Everybody's got a plan around the dog, playing around the dog schedule. They're like, oh, the dog can't be home too low by itself, can't go to church, right, You can't bring the dog to mom's house. Mom doesn't want the dog down. What did I tell you? The number one to turn of you getting a girlfriend is the fact that you have a dog. Because you always cut yourself short. We're always hanging out. We go somewhere and they're like, I gotta go back. Don't have to hang out with you guys longer than than you want, me know, But like, but seriously, if you're out, what if you need a chicken a bar and you're hanging out with her and it's like and then you're like, I can't. I can't come back to your place because I got a dog. My dog's gotta be walked, it'll be on the floor. It's not true. It doesn't feed itself that I'm going out on a Saturday night. The dog's good for the night. If I need to go back to a girl's place, and if she wants to come back to my place, she wants to meet the cute, fuzzy dog yeah, but what if she's allergic to dogs? Didn't she start sneezing allergic? That's the problem, jaller allerge. If you pick up Jada and l at a bar, you can't bring him back to your house. Ladies, if that's what that's really what it comes down. You know, well, that is one of the problems that I'm running into this holiday season. You remember what else you got? Greg tea bald freak and I went on vacation at one time. Remember what did he do? He brings his dog with him? Come on a two week Come on, No one wants to travel with your dog. And then and then wait, hold on a second. He had a fine. He couldn't stay in the hotel I was staying at. You know why, because it wasn't pet friendly. He had to find a pet friendly hotel. It was an awesome doggy bed and breakfast. Right off. We were in Key West. We went to Key West. This guy's gonna die on the pond. Okay, this is awful. I gotta walk back through. Listen a gas mask. I think this room needs to be We have some stuff to get to here. Cheryl CoRIS sends us Sharon nos Is on her way up. That's why you're on the phone. She's back from She's back from l A. Yes, I think she just got here. She's back from l A. Oh my god, you dude, is that's not coming at a law in here. She's gonna love this. And also we have to go out of our football picks because I don't believe. I think the season is kind of over too. I think it's about to end today. We're not gonna be able to get back here because we're gonna be gone for vacation into the holidays. The season for us, the NFL season'll be over. That. Can we call Roger Goodell and say, hey, we got a couple more weeks here, Can you like postpone the Sunday's games. It's not gonna be possible Christmas anyway, right, it's not gonna be possible because one week we're gonna miss this week's games, that's all Christmas. We're gonna miss next week's games that's Newyear's and then you have one more following week and that's the end. You're gonna come back for garbage time week seventeen. I'll do it, let's do let's make it point let's just like every everything else on the pike. All right, So what do you want to go? One more week? One more week? Can we go one more week? Well, there's three games left, right is how many games look in the season, and the two games three weeks right seven? So three games left, so that means we have this week, which is Christmas, then the following weekend, which is gonna easily do what we come back. The following weekend is the last and final NFL week nine picks today, nine picks. I have nothing right now. I can't do it. I can't do it. Let's pick week seventeen today, I have nothing. I can't I can't do it. Here's gonna win anyway, it doesn't matter. It does look like that I'm running away with it for the first ever run away from anything. I take it. In the beginning, I was gonna win. It looks like you wanna take it. Where's my three hundred bucks each week? Week? Yeah? Yeah, it's just tr true. You didn't get mercy to me in the podcast. You can agree, there's been a lot of empty promises on this podcast, but this is one, this is one of them that will not go by the You gotta you were in last place, you might feel differently, but but last place I was more prepared. Well, let's go over this stuff in a bit. Also, we have an article that came out with the top ten worst or most annoying Christmas songs ever. We're gonna give those to you, and you're gonna add your picks as well. We allso are going to go over the top ten worst songs in two thousand sixteen, the top ten best movies of two thousands sixteen, and the top ten news stories in two coming up. It's a year and rear end review, I think, and you love the movies because you're a big movie free, well I probably won't like it. What the best movies? Yeah, best movies of two sixteen. I haven't seen too many movies so far. Which one do you possibly think? What? What do you think is the best two movies? What that are predicted as the best? What do you think La La Land and that that movie with Casey Affleck about the guy in Boston. Well, that's that's what's called. That's not that's not the top two, but that's in there. That's in there. Rogue one is not and it should have been it's just my top five guys, top ten seen Wait a second, hold on, stop everything. There was some Star Wars music. Scary. He just told me the biggest revelation. What was that? Wait that I was spoilers? No, I didn't like Rogue one yea like you didn't like the Star Wars is not like Star Wars with coaster warsh Wait till he gets the Star Wars music. I don't want to hear all about this all a because you gotta put us Yeah, that's crap. What is that? Is that what you're am rating? Recording that nineteen seventy two here we go? Yes, I'm right. He write some lyrics to the Star Wars song go Up one song? No lyrics, no Star Wars me down. Well, I didn't chance to see then. You can ever imagine I didn't get to see Rogue one yet, And I really want to waste your money. Well I have to because my daughter, because Jada is a massive No, but Jada really is. Jade is different kids, kids getting all the people in the movie because a dog right now, you would think that you would think that my kids would be like bouncing off the walls and would be these nasty crazy kids, but they're not. Jada is like really different. She loves comic books, she loves the novels, she likes Star Wars. She's very much out there. But we didn't get a chance to go see Rogue one yet because it's the holidays and we're running around doing a thousand things. So give me a reveal full, give me your review. I don't know. It was the same old crap. That was the same OTLD crap. Didn't I didn't care about any of the characters. There's no backstory for any of the characters. Wait, but do you know the story the whole it's the history of stuff. They got the plans to the Rebel alliance right from the Death Star right. It's in between three and four. It takes you right up to the point where Princess Leiah is putting the plants into R two D. That's well, not exactly that moment, but really close to that moment, right where Darth Vader is about to get onto her play. That is one of the best parts of the movies because it really like, if you're a Star Wars fan like this, you can connect the dots, right, do you know what's coming next? But everything up until that point. It's just it's I'm what didn't feel connected to it had a real milk toast villain villa. Really yeah, they had like He's two saying, the music it is more exciting than the movie. The music is always The music is by Michael Giaccino, who has done one of my favorite shows, Lost and Indiana Jones. He did not do Indiana, Yes he did. He did the Star Wars guy did Indiana Jones. John Williams, that's the Star Wars. This is Michael Giaccino did the music for this one. And what are you talking about a lot of the Pixar movies. He's a he's a kind of like the Star Wars guys. Star Wars guy in Dana Jones. We just played a song. We played the Stars, the same as Indiana Jones. John Williams. Yes, right, so you get it wrong, So I just say I get it wrong. John Williams also the guy that wrote the NBC Nightly News theme. Yeah, this clear it up? How did I get it wrong? Jaws famous? John Williams did this right t the Extraterrestrial So yes, that was John Williams. Rogue one music not by John Williams. He wanted no part of it because he thought it was bogus, really did he? I didn't know that. I don't know that Star Wars. Of course I'm not. I have Gary says, no, he has not nothing. No, I'm a fair weather Star Wars. He would lose the Star Wars trivia. I saw. I did see that. I did see the last film. The came out in theaters because it was yeah, because it was relatable to It took place after Return of the Jedi, So you know, I like the Force Awakens. The Force Awakers was great. This side story, this is just another plot to make money. She's got nothing. I'm going to see it. This is John Williams. Drink the cool aid. We have you show like mine notes. All right, you don't keep that music and keep going. I'll give it right now, give you the top ten news stories. Well, no, we get going to play a song. Well, that's great music for it's a great lady. I'll bring it back right now. I want to play something. I mean, your Caroline. What's Caroline? I haven't heard this song yet. Okay, it's this is a hip hop track, all right? They mentions like a Tarantino movie talks about Quentin Tarantino. There's all kinds of funk references in here, a little bit of prints, a little bit of I like the style of this guy. This guy is gonna be a big one day's gonna be a stock. This is Amana and Caroline on the off show. Man, I heard even got you a dime piece? Man, I wanted in Beyonce making good types. Man, No is that true? Man? I just want to know. I mean, he'll be honest with you. Man, she's a day finding hell think, Oh my god, bain fine, mighty fine. Really that's too like, bro, I'm breaking listens looking like it's line lines. Don't want about your hobs? What the future? Shut up and shut up? And it's covy like it's seven movie. What I'm talking about? Can we get out because we're gonna be up all night? Good night, get some a g breath and he won't say maybe you need bath? Would maybe? Dude? The affair heads are turning this off. Man, nobody's listening to this. Dude, that's a hot track. It's his garden old By Now, come on, man, he's listening to this. It's a mean name. It's Caroline dude, nobody even knows who is who is that like a Tarantino movie exactly why they're not. Don't think that that's got some funk to us. It's got some awful, awful That's a Scary Jones special right there. Tweet me at the off air show and tell me how much you hated it, yea off fair heads, tell him, tell him, tell me how much it was so it was, tell me how bad it was. Well, I do have a little mess up to be off our heads. What's that? So here's what we're gonna do. So Scary and ball Freak and I got together and we have decided that we are going to go ahead with the off Airhead cabinet. So we are going to come up with a bunch of positions that need to be fulfilled, and we will do that when we come back after the new year, we will announce all of the cabinet positions that are available, so this way everybody can have a fair chance at being a part of it. And then we have I've I've already started a list of all the offer our heads that would be perfect for our cabinet. And then we'll just you know, we'll have ideas what they can do and all that stuff. But we're gonna fulfill our cabinet. I think it'll be cool and I think I know that that's what the Alfair it's gonna do. It really want to be a part of it. And another thing is the off Air Show T shirt is coming. It is already in the works. It is happening. No, it's not so right now right we just we cannot cross teas and Nott the eyes right now because the holiday season and a lot of the people we need are on vacation. So but when we get back, it's all settled. T shirts are in the works. Now. We got to talk about our friends at mack Weldon for the holidays. This one last push to get you guys to go to mac weldon dot com that's m A C K W E L d O N dot com and buy everything in the store because you get your first purchase if you use the word off air at check out. They've got awesome, great gifts for the holidays. People looking for stocking stuffers. I I know so many people that haven't even done their shopping yet. How about this by a boom, by a bang, get get the order in today, and I think it might even be there for Christmas. Well we'll see. I can't promise that, but maybe we could put a rush on it. 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That's what I heard, right, it's the rashes you guys, you could have bet again on board real quick. We're gonna find out how many have a rash. We're gonna find out how many youngs eat cottage cheese. It's all a bunch of largs before today. First for today to talk about our friends at DeLong Ee. Thank you for sponsoring this podcast today. DeLong You. That's d E l O N G h I, Paul, forgive us some music for DeLonge. Come on some music, Delongie music. Come on, some DeLonge music. Gives some line to DeLong Ee. They came in as a one off. Let's make de long you feel special. It's just for today. Today's podcast is sponsored by DeLong Now here's the thing I I have at home them the DeLong Ee espresso maker. Yes, I love it. It's fantastic. It makes the best coffee, the best espresso. It makes it layered like a barista. You don't have the baristas make the layer down in you know, in the glass culity. I'll have a tall, I'll a grande. You know what I have by DeLong what you have? 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I don't like and I don't have any DeLonge products, but I do wear magwell the underwear d Delongie makes so many other things. Well, what did you buy me for Christmas? What about a clothee maker? I think we should give them the space heater, space heater, I have space the dragon, Yeah, give me one. Okay, I'll tell you what. Um, Maybe we should do that. Where is it? Okay, go to de Longy dot com. Take a look at it. If you like it, I'm gonna get you what I expect when you say you're gonna give me prom and for you like the hatchling thing. We gotta get pass a problem. There's a problem. Why we there's no DeLong ee space heater in here? And what's because they've been banned. They've been banned from this building. What does that have to do with you? Give me? Giving me one, I'll bring it home. Where is the box? Where's the boll bro? Where's your holiday spirit? All right, I'm gonna have to get you unbelievable for everybody, everybody else buy a dragon space heater for the for the holiday. Give it to them there? Where is your holiday spirit? Where's where is your sense of giving? I'll tell you this much. I'm gonna go with myself one I'm gonna put in my garage and I'm gonna use your right there when I'm so much agar talking about freak. Yeah, that's scary, Jones. Give you one. It's gonna win. Three is scarier. Right, that's a good point. Scary, It's a very good point. Man, you're gonna write all the all the all the money for the football proole. Why don't you buy us space heaters from the long That's an awful door. What are you doing? Scary? Somebody's at the door. Somebody's door ball freak. The door was knocking to the door. Someone's ringing the backer butler, Who is the door right in the door? Let me, let's who it is. It's our own share my guys. Wow, she comes with that music. Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays. It's so good to be bad. I like she's wearing the Santa Claus hat. She's got nice though. You're in from Los Angeles. Well, you know it's kind of cold outside, but you know, I thought i'd be extra fat. Wait, wait, if you're gonna take something off scared much strippers music? Right now? She's reaching do not do not U button. Don't do one unbutton nothing. She's reaching from her coach. Do not take one thing you don't want to here. She wearing a big black overcoat. I swear to god, if this Tom lurks about to start stripping, I want stripper's music this season. Now? What is going on here? Hold on? Oh yeah, we got Tod lurk in the house. What are you doing Toddler taking it off? Oh my god, She's said this is clause the boy a little festive today. Wow. Look at that boy, boy the boy seriously, Wow, this is I don't want to say that's Miss Santa's lap, but just in case I was called, decided I needed to bring some gloves. Hey, with my gloves on it at least it yeahn hang on here wow, right season, I mean, holy, I don't know what to say. If somebody helped us this for This is for our off air show, and our off airheads of fair Head tweet us and say that they wanted to see this. They did. They actually they actually had talked about it on my Instagram. Said is there a chance that you could come in with just the Santa hat on? And I said, well, you know, I'll try to figure something out there. I mean, this is what I worked out for everything. I am very very impressed. You know where we're gonna do a Christmas card? Wow, part of our Christmas Hold on, let me roll my tongue back up. Hold on a second. Oh my god, there's more music. Music us all free. What do we all the honor we are not worthy. We are not worthy, We are not worthy. Hold on, it's not a full out. That's the Oh my God comes to lap. Get over here, stripping sold old on. We need sold card. Where are your hat Christmas? That's why short skirt got on their ship and you know nobody's prepared here you get Christmas hats on. God, we'll take the picture. We'll do the card after this podcast is over. I think it looks better with the great damn fair head dogs. I wish you guys were here right now. This is what we do heaven in heaven, just heaven, hovin heaven. You give me some us and give me Molly crew. Do you even play? Says Crow? Nothing says Christmas like me something stuff? What do you listen? What's wrong with you? Girl's not going to draw around like an animal and the things. Yeah, it's just why they're downright, damn go off their heads. Thank you one and all for coming to the show. This is because Share knows you have to be festive at the holidays. Wow, I mean Share right now is dre If you can imagine a sexy sexy Santa Claus, I mean, like, what would you call it when it was the outfit that she's got these high heel black eye heels on, the Santa hat, long sleeve Santa gloves up to her elbows, the white fur choker. Oh my god, to town. Oh my god, I've been very naughty, very very naughty. I need to be spanked. I need to be Oh my god, something say something, say something, this creature. Say something you guys. You guys are not playing a cool out. Oh my god, Well what you like? Somebody seriously? Something drop something? Somebody drops something down? She needs to pick it up. Drops You want to say one thing? Seriously? Yes, we have to conduct ourselves with some decorum. We have. What it's wrong with you? What are you talking about? The core you're throwing? You just walked in. You're looking like this or you gonna make it? I can concentrate on the show. You, on the other hand, spinal out of control? A man? You really are? She walked in here, did a little strip tease. I look at what we got here, and you're like trying to be mature. She's I mean, you could be Oh okay, why are you drooling a professional podcast? Let me be at adult about it again? There you go, get you? You look so attractive today. Here you go. I love what you're wearing. It's beautiful. Um, I guess we'll just move on with her day. And uh, you don't have to move on. You can continue to address it, but just in you know, how would you want to address it? How would you want to keep going? Keep going? Right? Um? You know you? Maybe are you a little cold? You need a jacket? No, I have my gloves. Oh my god, asked her where she she got the outfit? Where did you buy the outfit? Sharon? That's so beautiful? You get in Macy's. I got this at the North Pole. Oh boy, it's cold. What t just grew a South Pole? Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Maybe if she tells you where you got to, maybe you can get your wife that outfit. Honestly, I would love Trish to wear Trish king to bed wearing that. Forget about I have a heart attack. Forget about what? Yeah? So why doesn't she? I don't know? I need to Maybe I need to tell her where to get the house. Does you make that suggestion? I think I should. Seriously, that's what it's about. You can be in hope in your own bedroom. Wow, I was not expecting this at all. You noticed he hasn't cough a few few hours right my eyes? I teerious? What's going on? Where it is cold? Seriously? At the eight using fort do you want to call me an eight? That's fine? Do you guys? You know you're trying to act all cool guys me, that's fine, that's fine. You guys can act like you're mature all you want. That's fine. Scare Welcome back to the show today. Thank you. I'm glad to feedback. We've got a lot of cool things to get to and I think you're gonna really enjoy. We're gonna give you the top ten best movies of two thousand and sixteen. I can't even look at you. You're not looking a look at the to the studio so we can make icon. I can't even I can't make eye contact. You can't massage. Massage, Like my god, we're gonna go over that. There was an article about the top ten worst Christmas songs about what do you want to do first? Okay, let's do this first, all right, because we don't. Let's see if we agree or disagree with these. Number coming in number ten was that awful song from New Song it was called Christmas Shoes. It's about the dying mom. Mom. This song here was about a kid who had no money to buy shoes for his dying mom. So the guy in line next to him, he gets him shoes. Get him the shoes. What type of shoes? Whatever? Shoes? Shares a chair? Where you gotta get those? Look at those? I was healed. Seriously, what do we think? Do you agree that should be on the list? I think so? Yes? Pretty bad? And what else? I want to I want to lay down to let you walk all over those shoes. Can I step? I want you to step on me. No. This is depressing and funny at the same time, because this song really gets to me. I feel really sad, but it's not matching between the Santa suit, the hot sexy Santa with that song. Yeah, can we go a little faster? Number nine? I'm over it? Wait a second, I'm over it, But I love this song. This is this song makes me feel festive. I agree my worst thank you for me? Neither fine? It's on my worst Christie? Wait, where would you put this one if it's not top ten? I don't know it's it's it's all right, but it's not like, it's not it's worse. It's not worse than Christmas shoes. No, it's definitely not what we next number eight coming number eight on the most annoying and worst Christmas Songs of all time? Uh in no special version, all the versions of Christmas. It's not about the Muppets version. That's cute. I like that little Yeah, be honest, I'm over this song. I think it's just repetitive orgy merger mergin. It's long and it's not related with I mean, when would I buy a piper's piping for anybody? When would you sing all verses of this song? Would you wait too long? Would you buy a Lord's Leaping for Christmas for anyone? I don't even know what a Lord's leaping in? Completely outdated no way coming in number seven. Oh boy, this is on my list of hatred as well. It's rocking around the Christmas tree, but this is the classic. It's kind of playing I don't know, I kind of a classic kick, get up a sit down, she's down? Why the share dancing? I can't look at him? Scary? Okay, so I situation strongly disagree with you. Oh my god, I'm off. I think this is a really good Christmas song. Okay, number number six, little drummer boy, this is your favorite Christmas? Disagree with this strongly? I freaking what is your favorite? Because this this song and the drifters doing the home alone version of interesting religious it's simone corral, did it? Not? This version? The real deep version that that long versions? Is this one? Yeah? Bro, when was the last time you were in church? Five years ago? Really? How long we? When was it you were in church last Sunday? Not dressed like that? You want to every Sunday go to church? Jesus throw out. I'm representing Christmas. Who's who's unauthorized? Listen as this garage? This it came from an article. It was just a people's pull somewhere. There's a bunch of vidiots a budget videots online. I can tell you right now. I disagree with that last one. That's my favorite song. Number five on five worse than that? Yeah, alright, Grandma got run over by rain is going to be on there? You think so? I think, Ladies and Gentlemen, number five, I will tell you the reason why I don't like the song. That's all he says. If you listen close to the song. There's no the lyrics. This is all he says, over and over and over again. I want to wish to marry Christmas, but Christmas songs have like basic bitch songs. But he doesn't say six words. It's two minutes long, and we move on to the next one. That's the best Christmas song he really did. He could have gone a little bit more colorful, with a little deeper. Can I guess what this is on this list? Well, let me tell you what number you want to go? Guess what number four is. I'm telling you Grandma is waiting. It's waking in the wings. It's waiting in the wings. Chipmunk song is probably waiting in the wings. It's not the chik song made the cut the most annoying songs about time, but this song is coming in at number four. And I'm so sorry to report that this song here, that's the most overplayed song currently Mariah carry only one for Christmas. You you know what I'm done with it. It's just annoying at this point. Not the ten year songs of all, not the worst though. This is not wor think about like contemporary Christmas songs from the last twenty years that have made an impact. This is probably the biggest Christmas song in the last twenty years. I will tell you that it's Christmas song. You can remove Mariah Carey from the cover of that CD album and you can put share with what she's wearing right now, dressed exactly exactly. I saw Mommy Kiss the classic. This is a classic song free but it's one of those songs it's like it's adorable. It really is. It's adorable, like it's cute. Christmas is about cute and spirited and happy, and this is at least happy. This was the number one. Hey, no block the June, don't buck the ju don't set This is an awful track. I have all got run all over. I mean it's just not played out, but it was funny the first year when it came out in three, I was like, that's awesome. For seven Yeah, exactly. But it's still classic. Man. No, it's not just got to hear it every year. You have to hear the song that didn't make your your daughter's sing this no no, but this I at least understand. It's a goofy novelty, so I understand it being on the list what's the number one. I can't look at you talk about my daughters, the number one being what's first through all their heads? Man toller, he will not look at me. Yeah, anybody. I venture a guest as to what the number one most annoying Christmas song of all time is. I don't know. You guys think you guys are missing a really big one and an old school one. It's very old, I bet you. I know it's not dominant, but thinking that, think of that era. I think it's Christie the Christmas Mouse. No, it's so awful is it's like old girls singing it. It's not even a person. It's not a Person's not the one I thought. It's a bunch of dirt. I don't even know this. Jingle Bell by the Singing Dogs voted the most annoying Christmas song of all time. But I don't know this song I'm talking about awesome. I want to bash my head into it is Christmas. We have to do our football picks really fast. We have to just let's do our our recap. Let's do the recap. We're not gonna do picks this week. It's gonna be really simple. The recap is Scary is still running away with ball Freak. You really, you really tasched up their bed men. Yeah, man, there we go, all right, So I want a Thursday night. I took the Rams over there I see from the Rams, and I won. I took the Buffalo Bills off the Browns and I won. I lost. When I took the Giants, I took the Lines over the Giants, I lost. I don't know why I did it, but I did it. So I got two wins and one loss. Ball Freak, you got two losses and one way. Both of those games were close, horrible. You lost with the Titans, Can't City and Saints Arizona you lost. The only one you got was the Texas over the Jackson Scary. He went three and oh yes, I did a scary one with the Packers, the Patriots and the Raiders like that scaries. New lead is now eleven. Ball Freak, you're twenty and fifteen and I am eighteen and seven. For this three weeks, there's three weeks, no one, that's right, catch me if you can, Brad, I can. If there's only one more week, so that's it, and I'll say so he wins. He's gonna buy us some Delongi dragons. Thank you Christmas Christian. We're gonna have one more week of that share. What did you What do you do for the holidays? What brings you back to town? Real quick? Coming to my family, family, I'm coming over to all your house. Yeah, yeah, I want you under my tree. Great two wants to come down your chee Damn. I'm coming to vide everyone. I'm gonna go visit our off air heads everyone nice legs and everything. Christmas picture though, we need posts Christmas cart. All of a sudden, you're Italian. I've always Italian Polish about a half hour ago. I'm a poll of tally. He's like going to my own, my own Oh, Mama, Mia, it's m A R. Toddler everything, Oh my god, stick everything unbelievable. So let's all just dance around the studio, ladies and gentlemen. We need a video in this studio. We can't go there to go. We need Yeah. I think we I think what we're leaving believing because he's gonna go. He's going. You gotta go. We're gonna take a show picture. Wait, hold on sound yet, say goodbye or let's do sign It's the last one of the and we have to wish everybody a happy Hanakah Mary's Christmas and a happy new Here my people are celebrating Hanka on Christmas. About I have Jewish and have double the press your Italian today of Italian as well. Let's end instead. Do you guys have any any fond memories of the Afair show? Came tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you realize that the rest of your life starts right now. But I hate you, Harry, I hate you. That's awesome from what Harry bets Sally, Let's do it again. I came tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start right now. That makes me cry that I remember an episode well when we started promising people T shirts and here episode ninety three where we still don't have them. So that was a fond memory for me. I thought one of the good man, well, damn, I'm sorry, shared, go ahead, what's your one of your fun memories? And I remember the first time that Ronnie gave me a share? Ye come on, give her a share. Knowes I didn't get any knowledge. Come on, we got knowledge. We got knowledge today, we got a lot of knowledge. What about you there? Great? I gotta tell you, guys, I've had a lot of fond memories for during this year with the show. Okay, well it started out scary. It was just you and I. It was it. He has memories of share And now all of a sudden, listen, we had a j R on the show. Y right, go through the highlights? Now did we not? JR? Did you take along for the high about that LFO was in the house. The episode thirty six was a good one, s Sto. Vander Pump rolls, how about the castle? And we forget right? What about wait? Waiting? Hold on? What's her face? Uh? What's on from the shore? Yes? Now say sweetheart, just to get up right. And then we had a little Bico selection, a little l a New York and it's like Shara left us to go to laws back with the other guy. One thing with the other guy. Wait holdt. The biggest shout out should be to these off airheads that tweet us and stay participants and we adore them. There's so many great off air heads that we have met through the course of only a couple of months being together our ninety three episodes. We now have an army. We have an off airhead army. Now that's right. So thank you so much for the family all of your support. No, really, we want to it's become a family. Here's nothing we need where. We need to find out where Lulu Lemon Lauren is. She's been requesting on Twitter and we don't know where she is because that want to dating. We only know how to reach out to her via email. We don't have a phone number for her. We we we can't can't touch with her. She's not responding, so we need to address that. We need lu Lemon Lord to reach out to us. Yeah, well, freak get in here. Come on, maybe I can find there. Come on, We're still somebody do this song We're gonna play. This is the longest old line show I've ever had. What about the Olympics of two sixteen? He's going through all the memories, keep all about we have the Brexit, the Brexitxit. How are we part of that? Zekea virus viruses. These are some of the biggest things that happened two sixteen what is what when we, of course the election, when Trump and Hillary Clinton directions anyone happened the show out sixteen, it was full of that. How about listen they say that the let's one of the top songs of two thousand sixteen was Can't Stop the Feeling. But justin timber Lake, that's one week we couldn't get away from that song. That's wonderful. That song was everywhere. To have him on the podcast, we all right, now any the extended remix of the song here because he's keep he keeps going. There were so many cool things, right. We had Whack sparrow Cat through that sixteen. Do you have any holiday greetings for the offair hands Captain Whack? Wait, what about Huppy Hoppy and O Bar and then who else? All these off hands give me some of their dan Happy New Year? Yeah? Yeah, and the girls and Henry very day, Sarah idiot, I love I love Captain w I've come to love Henry. Captain, which you have no holiday come on reaching to give please shout outs to some of the best I'm gonna Spration Egg Wait what about Panasonic pet Come on? Oh? And and that double D Danielle Delilah, What happened to yelling? Dan Yellow Luell Late and our girl have one two zero two? He's seen any friends? CP Happy New Years? To see three lady? How about we got big Shot, the Big Cragery crash, Big Craig. How about Josh Offer, Hart's who else? There's Tanya, Caroline Thompson, everybody, Reggie Peters, all seasons, Great Rich felt or got Jordan's Shorty have aut Big Dylan Blake, Chrish Cream, Well, give us some more bat that Joe the new Guy, Trevors their show, Randy Lynn, were stop piercing Johnny? We see all of you straight? Are we finally sending them their T shirts? They're all day te shirts? Got set a team? How about we need to get these tea shots out that big shout the Jennifer Yee Cecilia Consultants and hold on Carolyn, shout on everybody, every everyone, everyone, little d lin d We come without Jimmy About Jimmy, Jimmy Chimmy. We got a new one. The Mazzarelli King just treated us. What's Orella Mazzarella? She goes Paul Rocko, Sammy Sweethearts on the show. Yet we mentioned her it shakes. Happy wait, my name was Julie. My name is Julian. Is Julian? Yes, thank you Julie walking the street. Thank you back Weldon for being our first. We call it Brian Freezing. Thank you guys. Happy New Year to Lonnie. Lonnie's out there at Tara Ortiz, Sierra Gore and in the season o Bar come on, he's playing over the Moon well sets Fred. Also, Happy New Year to the Acquired Taste podcast, The Morning Showers and Walkers and Talkers, Walkers and Talkers, Independent Minded. Oh yeah, let's see who else? If you sure you're doing the podcast getting Happy Holiday Buzz Podcast, Holiday Buzz, Happy New Year? Remember her and we had her on she was she was batching right and Nicole and the ears wos dot in Miami with the Gators. She's doing it all from memory. This is crazy, sappy New Years. D J Dan, d J Dan, we're sending your t shirt on and getting to look for it. Don for it. How about when episode five came around and Baldfrey came to the show an episode out Lord And when did I first call in episode like something? You know what, when we get the episode one hundred, I will I'll bring back like a diary like of all of all once she was on everything. I think you've done that already. I think you've give in some diary like it. I think it's so cute. He's like rehashing everything from the but like literally, thank you a passing by. What do you expect from the All Fair Show in two thousand seventeen? Better, come on, what do you expect? I expect her? I expect organization structure? Come on, are you guys gonna come visit? We're gonna go to Carluccio's over where to break. So I'm gonna be settling down to Jersey for talking like a freaking bright I'm Captain Waxbarrow, and I be sanding the ship away from twenty sixteen. Give me the boon one more time, for give me the bond one more time. We're all gonna take a bong hit. Come on, we're all taking a bong hit. Everyone takes a bank all over making this the most amazing Yeah for us, point everybody bong hit, Yes, yeah, fair, heads up on hit to all of that visit be a salty, salty I'm gonna let the music fade off into the sunsets, we lift a glass to all of you off their heads on the count maybe like when you count it down, we go all yelled jacklobe together, yal, Happy new Year, Happy New Year, but we said jack lobe happy, Okay, jack globe, jack lobe. Well we'll do we'll do a countdown. And by the way, while we're on vacation and board, why don't you please email us at the ball Fair show at gmail dot com and tweet us at the off air show. We're gonna be putting on our holiday card up in any any second now and sending the questions. Or you can really make yourself suffer and listen to all the episodes again all over. Did you please stop talking like a pirate? For I don't understand what you're Oh my god, ten nine eight, sever that's three to you're happy