The Off Air Show - 'Cher Knows Jewelry Gifts For your Lady' - Ep.88

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Great Tea this episode eighty eight of the off air show Welcome, I'm Scary you got Gregg Tea over there, I'm over here now and Frick Ronnie episode eighty Now, Hey, I will tell you what's going on on our affair show Twitter. It was brought up yesterday by Marine Dan Urra. Can I get a new guys Ra? You're right of the scariest music? Can I get an urra hurra for the marines? Ura? What does that mean? Listen? What is explained to me? It's like, you know, it's it's it's a call out for marines Hurrah. Like I'm you know, uh, I don't know. I think they say separate five, No, separate fiveain, but as well, ra Ra, I never heard of that. Both freaking yes they do. Yes, I have heard of that. Yes, and I've heard an I've heard people say whippa. I don't think that's the man. It means charge. It means charge. That's like a Greek thing. No, and Australia they say no. It's like it's like, you know, it just means go charge here we go. I think your word for it. And then when I say so, I say, rah, say why don't I get you a little marine? Music's time? You know you're really throwing me off already already music. He's actually offering to give you music for one. Thank you, bald freak. Right, don't look that gift horse in the mouth. You know what I'm saying, Why would we do in ra without having the marines him behind us? You know what I'm saying. Listen, I'm just saying. You say right after me, ready, like like that's something way. Second, we don't have an affair marine. We do well, we do the art. At least we use the word army as if we say Coca cola. Point to this. We're gonna have to We're supposed to say something about that marine. You guys immediately threw me off. And I was going, you had a direction, you gotta roll with the punch this guy, I had a direction. No, you don't have one direction. I wanted to say, did you say direction? Here we go? That wasn't an invitation. You had to spark him why. I wanted to talk about what is happening with the All Fair Show Twitter feed? Yeah, and what happened last night, and I wanted to talk about Marine Dan and how Marine Dan came up with this thing. He got a direction, I'd be going into the direction of this fluffy poppy top. I don't know what to be honest, I do have a favorite song one direction. What is your favorite point? Direction? That's not the one? Okay, we should have told me would dragged me down. Give me another one story of my life. I don't need one more little things. Well, if you're gonna spark my interest by giving me working my interest, I know you don't working my suicide. This is sparking your just split, it still wouldn't sound good. Did you hear Liam is pregnant? Hold on? What isnt That's what it said on the Ryan Seacrest today, Liam is pregnant. I'm like, how's that possible? Did is that a typo? No? Apparently maybe his girlfriend is pregnant? Do you have a girlfriend? Liam? What the hell do I know? Liam? Head West Nile? Please, we're not had not discussed that band. I don't want to talk to you, just wanted to hear another song from that I left the band. Sorry. I said that I have a guilty pleasure and I do have one favorite song by one. Don't use the word pleasure. Direction, I don't know. I think it's direction. Little get this ship out, No no, holdn't drag me down to hear it. I'll know it. I've got five fort dreaming song that doesn't exist. Only in your early episodes, we've played a little snippet of the shot story of my life becaus man it maybe this one. Come on. It's either they are a stupid just a paper song or something like that star just a stage or something. Maybe I like that. Maybe what's one PC. It's probably going to get him to start playing just as perfect because it's horrible. It was a metallic is like our fair show. Harbor is like the same. I do like this one. No, no, this is about that she's perfect the way she is. I do like this one right, pondering the entire catch it on one direction. One thing. This is the song human. This is the one way. Hold on it because it means it all sounds like the same song. Wait, wait, people being I like this one. I don't even know this thing because you it sounds like as I wanted. Yes, I like the song street point songs. Listen to this versus the Backstreet Boys. I've wanted that way king where the course with corny and not close enough? Oh no, no, I don't like the song song he had. He gave me a minute, though, you get that one. A minute guitarist to come into you like guitars, like songs like guitarists. Did you wait? Guars coming right now? Guy one? So like that. This is the one, he said, your fris pumping in your car on the way back, smoking a cigar with one dion. He's a roller coaster of promotion. Great team. I hate this one, not not no, this is your I love this one. This is the one. If I'm listening, if I'm smoking a cigar having whiskey, I am not listening to one directionally what that song stolen off of this song? This is the Backshet Boys. I love it that way from fifteen years earlier. If I'm having a cigar, listen to you. Listen to how similar they are? No way you don't do this music is give me creat that? Okay? Why what happened on the feed? Tell me why what's going on with Dan the Marine? Why? Come on, let's tell me why? All right? Finally, So anyway, so last night it broke. It was we had breaking news on our off air show twitter feed, so if you go to the off air show on Twitter, you can follow along as well. So we actually got a new recruit to the army, so we have to welcome. Uh. I forget his name, Tyler. I think it is. I'd look it up, the new recruit by not knowing his name, I just forget right now, I know his name, I just forgot. He's also in the military as well. What is his damn named? I think it was Tyler. I think he's the new guy, the new guy in the in the off fair show Army. I'm almost positive we only got one new guy. Hold on army. He tweeted me as the new guy, and I told him what recruiting, I welcome to me. This isn't even what was going on. The breaking news anyway, was that Marine Dan came up with an idea. He called himself the general of the off air show, Trevor. The new guy's name is Trevor. Alright, that's the new guys name, Trevor. We clear that up. So Dan, Marine Dan said he is the general of the off air heads the Army. He's the general. But then oh, that's exactly that. Omar came in and Omar said, hold on a second, if you're going to be the general, then we have to go point lieutenants and and first to command and everything. And then Hubby popped in and she was like, well, I need to be like a captain or something. And then they all started yelling at at Hubby, saying, Hubby's biased because she's just in love with you, wolfreak are with me? Not really, Hubby's in love with you. Was in love with me than the dudes. So the problem the thing is is that is that should we appoint a general, a lieutenant, a captain, a first to command, a word like our own cabinet right of the exactly what Trump is doing. We just we can put our own cabinets together. Of the affair heads, we could do like um, like it's a food closet, Like what's like a cupboard? How about what you're doing, lazy Susan. We've got a lazy Susan in that cabinet. Who who's free? You've got Lonnie, you got rich Felts, you got Mark Ufrow, you got you know what? I think we make up all titles related to Henry Davidson. Henry Davidson is the king of mean well, okay, f he's great marine. He does his rip on me, Henry david and justifiably Jordan's Yeah, Jordan's boozer, Dad. I think he's been I'm about, by the way, I'm I'm about two tweets away from blocking Henry Davidson from the Afair show account. Why don't we spend the whole podcast talking about the people who listened to the affair Davidson as a guest. Yeah, let's have you guys air it out. You air it out. He didn't know me from Adam, but he obviously does. He's tweeting time, tweeting all of us. So why don't we get are your bullshit? Henry? Henry Davidson has been very rude to me, all right, you know a guy who had rude He calls himself and oh, that's a great song. I think we should play that. Listen, I'm gonna call himself in a fairhead. He's not very ill. Tell you what I'll do, I Greg T will reach out to Henry Davidson and I'm gonna find out what his beef is with you, and I'll see me on the show I've been excited you You tour into Henry Davidson on a previous episode of this podcast for one of his comments, didn't you? I think he tore into me. Now I think I kind of agree, though he has kind of a dick sometimes he is. He's agree and you want to put him in your cabinet, but I like I like him. Do you like him now? Now he's part of your cab Why should he be part of the afair show? To put him in a cabinet and lock it and throw it in the ocean. What I'm saying, there's there's a lot of passionate af fairheads. How about c J who just bought Mac Weldon underwear. I mean, we got a lot of guys that and you know what, you start supporting our sponsors, we really start to support your How about Sierra Gore? Sierra has been an aufair for a time. She gets you know what, let me tell you at Sierra Sierra gets overlooked. But she's been an off fairhead just as long as Hobby has. Thank God you gave her the attention that she deserves. She just tweet as much, but she's been there. She's a passage. Another funny thing from our off air show Twitter. Very funny, Ron, Did you see this? Walfred? Check this out? So yeah, Bill Burke, I saw that. He sent me a personal message scaries face for the Maestro great. Is that scary to see that they've made funny yesterday? I'm like, but that's clever. Henry Davidson could take a note out of this guy's book. That was funny his book because you know why the guy does this guy did it with clever. That's clever right there. Not you can rip on scary as long as you're clever and okay with Dad. It's been working for me for years. Just don't be an outright douche. We we did have a dude, you make me laugh. I think that's fucking hilarious. I'm great with it. We did have skin in this business's smart, be smart about it. A lot was going on. Also, we have another new girl, Lynn d Lyndy very She's attractive and she is one of our new off airheads. What Lynn deep a little but one of the big things that people were talking on on Twitter. They want a picture of Lulu Lemon Lauren. What are we gonna get sure Lindy. We need lul Lulu Lemon, Lauren, if you're if you're listening, we need a picture of you because the off air heads wonder what you look like by the cure, the cure, The cure is so good. Back to the song the Cure of Friday, m and Love, Friday and Love. That's a great song with the cure. What did you like? I said, pictures of you? Pictures of you. I prefer it happened on this podcast, just like Heaven. It's like heaven. Whatever happens still around there. Get a homework a sign for you, the ball freak. Can you find out where the cure is today? Find out like exactly like greet geographically where they are. Well, maybe you can even have them even be good book them on the show track Robert, we have Robert Smith shot that basically today the cure a love. All right, listen, make Walfrey. That's gonna be your homework assignment where the cure is? Okay, I think I can handle that. Another off airhead, uh, Mr Ian Nellie Vinny what his name it? I don't know. Mr I and nell lally about him. But also another person that tweets us a lot all the time again gets overload about Reggie. Reggie Preston, I don't know our king all. That's he's new. He's new. He has not been there with us a long time. He's not going on. You're missing out on the party. It's at the off air show on Twitter. That's where the action is. You know. We gotta really up our game on Facebook though, and it's assignment. Is that crazy? That's scary. The captain listen, we gotta do our football picks and also shares on the line knows we have a share nose segment coming up. But first I want to take it back to the nineties. And if you don't like this, reason you could suck it. Scaries good movie freak and I love this show one. I like it. I like it well for you like it? Of course that means Henry David, who likes it because he sucks up to you. How about the other guy's serious on the plan? Boy, get Test just tossed that him and the brigant pant I span when I come and slam. Damn, I don't make this understand. Don't pick me. Wait, let's pick the check out think like genderle and the lights up blinking. I'm thinking it's all love by when I go, I'm traking, Oh, thinking my mind slow. That's why I don't want the big bro. I got the maintain like me, it's got one. I'm saying that sang in the membrane and signing the membrand and sang in the membrand and sang in my plan when the cover and that was come for the bla to watch that bully boy for the diet. Don't try it. I check your ask like a little in all write just back like assuming, slamming that asks in your face in the ground. You know, I don't think. I'm like, just done it to the game. I'll run me ok that stop wi it wow? You let me seeing me smile with that man Frank my Les playing like media's don't win it. Sang and sang, I'm sang it. I that friend and sang friend and sang you got the basom. Something's wrong here, don't how could you do when you just did and walk away? Don't to be that guy. It's bad enough that you did what you did. You gotta pass it over to me. One who denied it supplied it in and he was like, oh did you do that. I'm like, no to throw you did that? Now I'm sitting in wall fred stant Now I said, did you fart? Know what? Because clearly you did the room did that. There's only one person on that side of the room. But you walk through here and I know you crop dusted. Bro. You try to blame it on me when you walk through the crop dust would be way too fast their heads. We wanted chiming on who who traffed? Who traffed in the studio? Fart traff traff is fart backwards, so you want to chime in? So good button top what a classy? Wasn't wall freaker, wasn't great Tea who traffed in the studio? It was you? Because you're the animal and I'm the man. Lems like, tishe you tracked? Lems smells? We haven't listened to people. Lady on sharing standing by here, just maybe she farted? Did you know? I am so staying out of the conversation. Can we talk about something real? Yeah, just give us a second and now we'll get right to you. We're doing our football picks right now because Scary Jones is sixteen and eleven and Great Teas wearing the Golden Sombrera. He's right, he's three hundred bucks up for grabs. Balfred gran second at fIF me in twelve, and I am in last place, and team let's make our picks. Five more weeks to go. You guys ready, I'm ready, all right, my pick first, because I'm in last place. For all right, I am going to take where are they already looked it over again. I want the Patriots over the Rams. I'm taking them right now. Yeah, you're going for Brady. I need three wins, bro, I need three wins at home. Okay, all right, who's next? Freedland? Go out west to the Oakland Raiders versus the Buffalo Bills and take the Oakland Raiders at home? Alright, fine, got you, ball Freak. Raiders. Ball Freak, got you, scare Um. You know what. I'm liking the pack Green Green Bay at the Texans. They're hot. Right now, I'm going with Green Bay. Your's got Green Bank? Got you? All right? My second pick? No second pick, second pick, second pick, second pick, I'm gonna take. I need another good one. I got Atlanta Falcons over the Kansa City Chiefs. Got him, all right? All right ahead, go ahead, ball freak you're up. Um, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go against the Jets Carolina on the road Sunday night, beating the Jets Carolina, nothing did you, guys, Dodd? But somebody just take the Patriots. I took the Patriots, well for you took the Jets. I took the Panthers versus the Jets. All right, guy, the Panthers ball freak guys, all right, and we got so scary. Your second pick is what damn you know what? I'm gonna have to go with those Oakland Raiders. They're on fire nine and two. You can't pay attention, attentions you out on it. I didn't hear that. Where have you been? Where have you been this whole time of a bitch? Alright? How about how about those uh, those Denver Broncos beating up on the Jacksonville Jaguars. That game really much? All right? Keep scaring that one. Here's at the Broncos. All right. My third and final pick, oh my god, do I do it? Do I take the Steelers over the Giants? Oh my god, oh my god, why don't you take your boys? For once? I did? I lost your boy dad, boys, but I can't go from the clipboard on the side. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. That's a Thursday night game, that's tonight. All right, Fine, I'll take the Cowboys. Got the Cowers over Minnesota. Fine, What the hell does that leave me? With the Chicago Bears beating up? No, you're at a turn out of turn from something next he's trying to take your No, No, I don't even want I want to take Ers. You don't gonna take the Niners. I'm taking the Niners. Are one in tent Niners. I guess the two and nine Bears. Yeah, good luck, don't matter. You want to take the Bears, Yeah, you take the Bears. I'll take the night bearst's taken separation in this and want the Bears. Do you take the Bears with the third string quarterback? I mean, you know you this week. You guys were at it this week. Let's let's all be fair. All your fair heads heard it. You two have been going at it, and now you continue did and it's gonna be solved on on Sunday at one o'clock. You got Scary taking the Bears and Ballfrey taking the Niners. To figure it all out, I'm happy with my bets. I'm going at it all right. Come, I'm happy with the music I like and the football teams that I picked. Next week, we're gonna play you Mooney Suzuki next week. I probably sad as you see people reacting people on the social network. We have a lot of listeners on the Fair Show. They actually like that song. Open your mind. Okay, all right, we will we'll all do it, okay. Whatever the fair army wants. Those all fair heads get not what I want, what they want. Can you give me an intro to share notes? And then you can run out to the bathroom do something, do something around there. You go to the bathroom. Yeah, one piano note. Well, you guys are talking about the farting and and uh creating a cabinet, so I have no time for music. Then you that that's just awesome. That is just great. Alright, So that was a wonderful. That was the most grando introw ever. Thank you, Thank you? Hi. How are you up? Share our house? California? First of all, I'm what's your dam I'm coming home. I'm coming back to you guys. You need me in there? Yeah, I'm coming back. I'm in Beverly Hills. Now it must be nice Beverly Hills. Yeah, hey, you know I've never been to Beverly Hills. Is it like they showed it on nine two on for real? Legitimately? For all the off air heads and myself? What is Beverly Hills like? Um? Like that only a lot of the stands that I feel like everybody so over more down by Malibu area again I two one is definitely exactly like that, like this come from this is all that great automobiles, Mussian senses a little Beverly Hills. It's just their life. There's just the people in Beverly Hills School. I've never been in there. Is it very Is it a very affluent area? What is Beverly Hills like? Like? What's the average income of a family in Beverly Hills? I don't know the average income for yet, but it's definitely a high network area. It's um six figures six figures salary hide for the six figures that maybe maybe seven really, And there's other areas that that intertwining. It is like bel Air is right around the corner. So where I live is very much nextdo Drive area. It's really pretty it's all the stuff you see in the movies. What you see it like, you know what Pretty Woman? Do you remember Pretty Woman's Yeah, the dal Drive should be shopping? Yeah, yeah, yes, that is That is exactly like what's like all over here. If we were really not up there, would you show us around like the hills and the Mulholland Drive and all that stuff? And of course I would. It's so nice up there. Beverly is beautiful. Do you know do you know celebrities? First? Which celebrity you get to go to? Barbecues at some really great houses, some really nicely you'd be embarrassed to if we were there for a week, would you be embarrassed to like take the three of us to one of these barbecues? Oh wait a second, hold on. Nobody knows. It's probably scary. But one of the trips you made to California, I think it was a year ago. I you came out around the Oscars and I took you to a James Cameron party for them that she got me into a party. The kind of people that the off air heads are, we're like, you know, steak and potatoes kind of guys. You know, we're like regular dudes. We're not. We're not eating lobster and hanging out with celebs. We want so listen, so real quick, let's let's let's talk about the holidays you had. The holidays are here? Help us out. We're some stupid youngs and you got to direct us in the right direction. Okay, But I found out some amazing information for you. Are you ready for this? And this is actually for my male off air heads because I care and I had their backs. So here we go. You're ready. Engagement rings on holidays. Remember we were talking about whether there was a law that applied so specifically descending about what stage you get engaged in the law does change. But for California, New York, if you stage specifically, okay, that you are getting engaged on a day, it's a conditional gift, which means it's returned to the purchaser if the actual event doesn't happen. So this event breaks up, you do have to give it back if the person wants it back with ring. Now, some states say it's conditional based on whether or not it was broken up by one party or the other. But that's only one state. In Montana ready for this. While Montana. That's hold on no idea. But wait ready, so this is shares, but their legal hat. If the ring is given on another holiday or is given to the purpose a k a. Like a birthday, yes, the gift becomes irrevocable. It's actually considered a gift right. You can't take back again like that. So if it's given as a gift. So the moral of the story here is, do not give a ring during a Christmas gift or take a random day. A random day, even a birthday would qualify right birthday, right birthday or no. Good. Remember I said you do it on the second you can legally get the ring. You could get the ring back if it doesn't you know, if if it doesn't go, well, all right, So here's what you did share. So we got one homework assignment out of the way. The second one was can you give me a list of some high end places that I can go for the holidays? Other than it was Tiffany's and I think the other one was Dan Yes, exactly. So what'd you come up with? Okay, So if you want to do this online on the internet, you could go to either Blue Nile or Two Beers. They're awesome and actually on the beers. They even give you categories of like A hundred and sevent. You don't have to start too too high. Okay, how much a blue Nile? I never heard of it? Blue dot com? Everybody to take notes, how do you spell niles? N I l A blue, yea yea blue and then n I ll e okay, blue Nile dot com and yeah, so e b e e r at dot com also is located on Madison Avenue. N s facts. You can get some of them. So if you go to a department store for any of us stuff that I say, you can also get their inside sales. But sometimes that's good too. But you can also shop online. Most people don't live near these stores now, and the online the online idea is great because you're getting such a good deal. Usually they'll knock them down because you remember, they don't have the overhead, so you're probably getting it for a better praise. I like the Blue Nile. I've never even heard of Blue Nile. I want to check that out today. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And then you also have other stores, so if you're thinking along the lines by the way of more of that Tiffany and sales idea where you don't want to go into like typical and get the atypical idea of the gift. You should go into the department store. And everybody's got these department stores next to them, because for those you can really get good sales that will crack down on the praise. Yeah, but you said you're suggesting though, but you're suggesting the the sex at the Avenue though. Well, yeah, but you could actually for comparable ideas to some of those, you could go to like a Bloomingdale's. You can go to our Nordstroms, or you can go to even like nowadays, like the Macy's of the world have a higher end jewelry. You just have to be careful what you're getting, but you might find something a little more unique now for really high end greg Yeah, you want to go to even like You're ready, You're ready the down. Okay, you have Harry Winston Van cleef in our pals, my favorite Van Queiff. What's that story? Harry Winston is so expensive? No, that's crazy, Harry Winston. Wait a second, you asked for high end jewelry that wasn't Oh my god, can I don't know if fair Heads could handle that, nobody I can. Nobody can pay that. That's your car Winston is way out of our league. I like Harry David. They make great gift pass Harry and David. There got like Harry David Davi alright, alright, And one more thing about the jewelry shopping. If you have a chance to go to any diamond district and do this yourself, you will really get the best bang for your box, because when you go there, you actually get the quality of seeing the stones outside of setting, and you actually get to pick and choose what you want to believe it or not. There's a way to actually economize and get something so much better than anything you could ever get in where else. What do you what would you settle for for an engagement ring? How many carrots? Just curious kind of I kind of feel like that occasion is going to be so magnificent and special that I just I think, really really large. How many how many carrots? How many carrots? Three? Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Okay? One of the things in the day I get engaged. I want everybody to be able to see it from really far away. You know, Oh my, do you hear this? You hear this, I understand you want your people be able to see it from Mars, now New York, to see it from California, dropping it down ten levels. Okay, if let's say your significant other, maybe she likes cleaning and she wants a room buff for Christmas, or a blender, or she's she wants a kitchen aid like like she likes to cook and bake, So what a kitchen aid mixture? What about appliances and things like that as Christmas presents versus jewelry? Is that a gift or is it not? No? I think listen at the end of the day, and the thing that we're gonna get into next week with these five and under gifts and maybe fifty and under gifts is it's got to start to be more about feeling. It's got to engage in somebody's side that they want something special for them. It has to be more about what you know of the person. So if you have somebody in your life, I think that's a beautiful idea if it's something that you know they really want and they didn't go out and get to themselves, all right, So there's anything wrong with that? So next week you'll give us a list of gifts fifty and under. Yeah. Absolutely, a really good one. So I like what you're doing. Great, you go to the high end and now fantasy Land and then and then next week we're bringing it back down to real. How are you winstay? Who's this shop? There? Cardi? A hashtag share nos on Twitter hit her up with some questions. We'll see you guys on Monday by share now friend which won't believe me? Just watch me now, I just watch me. I can't send for you for you believe I just want you now.