The Off Air Show - 'Cher Knows Gifts Under 25 Dollars' - Ep.92

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Speaker 1: Let's do You're ready, well for you ready ready, I'm ready. Hands in the middle, Hands in the Middle on three is a prayer circle. Hands in the Middle on three Affair show You're Ready one, two, three, Go Go Go, Go, Go Go Bundy's Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show Steery Jones Greg Episode two. My voice is killing me. You can't get rid of this congestion. I finally caught up with him, bald freak all was screaming and yelling. Now look at him. He's half the man he used to be. I got medicine from my doctor and he told me to take the day quill. So I've got two things. I'm passing out because the medicine is too strong for me. I gotta go do an event tonight. I can't do. I don't know how I'm gonna do that. I do. I like my doctor, Dr yeagerr your bomb? Yeah, Like I need a good doctor in the city. In the city, Dr Yeager, do this shot dry? Do you like that? Ye? No? But I like him a lot, you know, I like him. I like my doctor because I can talk about anything, Like we could sit down and really have a conversation. A psychiatrist. I'm like, I'm like, hey man, there's something wrong with my penis and it does it's doing this or it feels like that. You know, you need a doctor Like yeah, doctors like that too, Like take your penis out, let's look at it. And would you feel just as comfortable if your doctor was a woman. No, I wouldn't. I need a guy to know about the guy stuff, and I can't. I can't go to a woman doctor and do that, So I'd be okay with it. I don't have any problem because to me, it's it's a clinical thing. A doctor is a doctor, male or female. But you ask you about your mental health too, right, like how's you? How are you doing? How's you? Like, yeah, I mean that's me how I'm doing? You know, he's he's are still running training for the marathon like all those things. Because accorded to medical science, the healthy mind, healthy body, you believe in that, you know what, that's that's not you know that's the case. You'd be a big mess that well. The weird thing on me is that I can actually separate my craziness from like my my reality. Yeah, and you absolutely if you have a positive outlook, let's ask the off air heads about that. It's really weird when I do when I my life is a bunch of bricks, and I have a brick for craziness, and they're a brick for fun, throws them through as I have a brick for health. I have a brick for my sickness. And then I just kind of like, you know, I separate all the bricks and then when I want to do want to pull one of the bricks out, and I stand on top and do that bricks. What you tell your doctor, That's what I tell thee My life is a bunch of bricks. How's my CHOLESTERO? I think your head is a bunch of bricks. By the way, you don't sound too hot either. They're bald freak. No, I told you I'm lagging behind you. Yeah, but I don't have a doctor when my doctor's in Staten Island and I live in This is a podcast of sickness. We're gonna get the listeners sick right now and hot air into their car. Half the people on the morning show we're sick. It's not just us, right, I got farting going on. Well, that's every day, I got it. But it's bad, makes more gas an excuse? What is your sick? What was your sick go to? I know when when I was a kid and when I was like sick at home, my mom would give me like saltine crackers and ginger ale and that was like supposed to cure me. That was like prison. I got grilled cheese with tomato soup. Yeah. That and um jello jello. Deserve jello for like a sick when you're sick, when you had a cold. Yeah. Yeah. I also said postina with egg noodle soup soup. Sometimes my grandma and my aunt Millie, they would like, you gotta have to have some postina and then they would like throw eggs in it, like like like it looks like egg drops soup with like little like dots. You're a talent, and remember do you do? You have this tradition in your family where like if you're sick, you have like a chest cold that they would make you put like a like a like a shirt up in your up in your shirt. It was like called like a google gootza or something. I'll do the what the hooda Google gooza? Good? Great Italian goots I've never heard of this. Yeah, like it's kind of like compressed warm air in your in the area where your cold is coming from. It was like my great great grandmother to come up with this. Maybe she was just out of our in her life was a bunch of bricks. She like she was like witch Grandma. She doing like casting like crazy spells with the rosary bees. I don't I don't know. I never met my great grandmother, but it was passed on. It was a google. So I gotta ask my mom. I'll come back one day. Please report back on this, I said, Mom, Remember remember used to put it up when I got the colt. I don't remember that. You don't remember that. Look he's blowing his nose on the podcast. Thank god Greg. By the way, people don't realize the configuration of the studio, this is perfect for Greg Tea sickness bald freak and I kind of stand next to each other, and Greg Tea is on the exact opposite end of the of the room, which is perfect because we don't want you anywhere near us. It's so bad. I gotta pass through that war z when they get out of here, though, I have another medicine and I have to take but that one knocks me on my ass. It's called whiskey. I love that. It's my it's a it's a it's a cough medicine with codeine. But as soon as I take that, man, it just knocks me out. I try the robots and it didn't work as well. That's where I started thinking, like, all this medicine is crap. I think it is. I think it just masks bigger problems. You know, a real health and wellness person like a nutritionist or people that are into like like wholesome. That's bad for you, it's awful. What they would tell you is to treat the treat the problem at the root. Don't don't try and mask the cough, but go to the real root of the issue and then give you some crazy like ing extractor. Well, I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know anything about herbal and stuff. They can't tell you. I agree. I think you need to start googling other medicines. Apparently was supposed to eat dirt. I think the problem is especially for New Yorkers like us. Yeah, it's you're supposed to isolate yourself and rest, and we can't do either of those. Things. That's the problem being here at the old radio station in New York City dropping the stupid studies. You got your appearances. You're making a coin, right, you're making hands Germ city here, man, it's germ city, especially as the money crosses hands. That's right, all that money you guys are counting today, Right, there's bills. You bring up a very valid point. We have a friend Colin from mack Weldon will be in one more time next week for the holiday, and then he'll be in here. Was that a song you felled? A song? Coming on more? That's that's one more try, one more try, one more? Hold second? Did you yell out episode ninety two? Were you not here for that? Listen? We have a lot to get to today. I gotta pull up one more try. He mentioned Timmy T. You gotta play Timmy T. Are you kidding me? What are you doing? Oh my god? All right, let's tell us what's going on. Well, Timmy T plays song the throwback like this is. I got in this song might well? I didn't pick it, I just sang it. He's saying one more try, Oh, come on, man, this song sucks long time, just saying get the songs. I forgot about this song, right Meg, you plug this song to bead hold on's wait till it gets to a long a second? Oh man, so hard felt disappoint you. Everybody sing sings, tell us what's going on? I don't want to talk to about a couple of things. Hold on when here comes the chorus? No, after all that, by the way, year, how bad the pianos on this? Nobody's listening to read than the eighties that nineties keyboard. I will not sing it one more, try and do it and know how much I loved you. I will not do it one more try and let me put it surround you. I will not be pulled in singing ball freak on nuts without you now admitted already say shut this off now to each other after every podcast, right after every fight I gave this song to. If you would put that song on after you had every fight about this podcast, we would be we'd get better to fight anymore. I don't understand why we even reason to fight. Here's what's going on, real quick, what happened? First of all, let's promote what's happening. So we was by the way, after Mac Weldon leaves. Next We're gonna tease you coming in. We might have a new sponsor for Can I ask a question? We like, are we re upping with mac Weldon? How do we do? Can we get some numbers? Can I get some numbers? On Scary? He's that guy on Tuesday when Colin comes in, We're gonna give him the third degree. See he thinks he's just coming in just to hang out with us. No, we're gonna try and make him sign him dot line. We are legitimate fans of the mac Weldon brand, and then we would we would love to continue to endorse the mack Weldon brand for as long as possible. But you know, this is business and we only have an obligation for so long. So how do we extend that obligation? Is what I want to know. I don't know. That's where Scy comes in charge of that. I am. I gotta tell you, I am the business brain. If the business brain, no wonder we have no But he's right there. If we all have to have roles on the show, scariest role is to talk to you know, salespeople, right, get us the numbers and how the show is doing. Like that's his rule. So well, I'll do the ratings, the research. I'll get this, I'll get the sales. I'll get the next sponsors. I seriously think I'm getting sick listening to you. The listeners are getting sick. It's coming to speakers anyway. But also wanted to tell you guys that next week also we have something else coming up. Oh, we're not gonna hit episode a hundred by next week, because I wanted to go over wait for you start. You want to know how you you know, how are your doctor? How are you feeling? Care about you? Put a smile on your face. You'd get better. I do like my doctor. He feels my balls really well. I love that he's really good. Besides, do you know the difference like did you say he feels your balls really well? Do you have like he he touches me gently touched with a gentle touching doctor. All right, So first things first, I agree with scary what you just said, the assessment of that we're not gonna hit we're not gonna hit episode one hundred until two seven, with which I am as well, because well, here's what I was thinking, though, you're right choice. But here's what I'm saying is that they'll give us some time to actually schedule and come to come up with a real episode one plan. Your break break is gonna wrap be wrapped around this whole one hundredth episode. I think we owe it to the audience for real. Want to come up with the come up with one thing that we can all contribute. How that the All Fair heads were talking to us all over social media, all over twitter less. They want this, they want this off Fair Army and put together prompto. That's another thing. That's another thing. So here's the thing. So the All Fair Army is asking for a proper episode one hundred where we have proper T shirts to give away, maybe a hundred T shirts on that day. We also line up all of the off Fair hands we temp to call in at two zero one hundred, so they all know to call in that day and we could talk to each every single one of them. Well, we might be a longer one, yeah, but they're gonna celebrate with us, so they'll all be in charge. Like their deal is that they have to call in that day, all right, so we'll talk to all of them. Then. I think that's a little unfair. Some people might not be able to call, they have locations, but no, you know the guys we're talking about, though, Well, well I can do it on your own time. I started coming up with a list speaking of that of the cabinet, the cabinet that the all fair heads are asking for. I think we can really make that happen. I'm not I'm not kidding, and there's really a lot of people out there, and we have to go with the dissect. Who the off their heads are? I love that on your sheet it says, dude, they want it, they do want Dude, is that the board the cabinet? Cabinets without the cabinet they want? They want? They do want it? Okay, they do, they really do. I'm a cardinal on here. I make sure you would learn from her mistakes. You're such a who who's the cardinal? Who's going to be the car I didn't have time to fix. And I had a buddy that I haven't seen. You had time to write dude, they want it, you know, man, you are unbelievable being a little too difficult on him. I had a friend of mine I haven't seen in fourteen years come over today when his son, he stopped through the city and I gave a little tour of the radio station. We used to flip burgers at Wendy's together, man, me and him about that. If you're gonna be in my off airhead military cabinet, I'm gonna set my standards high, right, So I don't want a cardinal. I want a colonel. That's fine. But the guys are they're already I already started making a list of all the guys that we have to have in the hat. We said, people gotta step up, step up, car right well, right now, we want to play a song and then coming back to the shop. What do you want to do? What did you want to talk about when it comes to the cabinet. When it comes to the cabinet, what do I want to talk about? I don't have I don't have an opinion on the cabinet other than opinion. Episode type of episode is gonna be It's gonna be great. It's what type of knobs would you like on your cabinet? You want brass? Well, that's you know, you want to be in this cabinet with great team. As far as lad you know, somebody else suggested we should call our gift giving the dirty Santa so that each of us have to give each other the dirty Santa gift. That sounds like dirty Sanchez. It could be what is the dirty Santa gift? So it's that instead of just setting you like a gag gift, we'll call it that. We'll call that day the dirty Santa. So one do you guys want to do? Just love to putt You love labels. You just love to label everything. You shouldn't just be. We can't just have a gift exchange. It's got to be a dirty Santa. It's appointment listening, you guys. It's appointment listening. Will you please tell you guys, never been in radio where we've been doing this for which called teasing? The tease you know what? I know what it is people brings people to listen to the next podcast. I can't wait to hear about that dirty Santa. You gotta do? Are we getting each other gifts? Say something? I'm just gonna ignore it. I'm was gonna ignore. But you know, a right explained. You know, I know you listen. We'll talk off air off So listen. Now, let's do this. Let's pretty got next, Let's play a song we have they have Cheryl Cats coming up, share noses coming up, and just a little bit. She's got gifts for that are by the way she's been giving. She actually did her homework on this and she did a lot of research. So we want to give her that Santa you want to give unbelievable. I've seen her pictures lately. Come you can put us in a holiday mood. It I could deal with that, all right. It sounds like you're at a carnival. All right. Well wait, hold on, we also have football picks coming up as well. We got to do that. But for I want to pick a song today. It's my turn. I never get to pick a song. Oh it's your turn. Yeah, it's like yeah, yees, heads will roll on a fair show, come off with dancing letter all streets so things, all you wrong, u ships ladles, all you girls girls? Oh yeah, not exactly the version I wanted to play, But that's okay. I like the club version of that. Well, I'm glad you're back because I need some information from what's the matter there? So okay, you're not gonna be here Monday, right for Monday, there's no show, right all right? So then we were back to Tuesday. Tuesday we're gonna have Colin in, so Tuesday's episode, yes, all right, Wednesday, we're doing the show Wednesday, will be in studio with us on that day, our last day before our vacations of twenty nine and show. We're not gonna be here. We're not doing it where we're gonna be. We're gonna be scheduling best us. No, we're now, we're done. Everything's finished. Now we're gonna be. We're gonna be We're gonna be busy. So the show's out, no show, no we have We're not going to be here the Thursday. So our last off air show is Wednesday, Wednesday, the one, right, you want to come in after Christmas? Off that week? We can come in and do like a whole like we can do warm with you today? What are you talking about? Just making a positive suggestion? When you tie scary? When you titled the off fair show today, you're gonna title it episode nine two? What is wrong with ball Freak today? Because we're challenging you unbelievable? Am I not allowed to challenge you? Alright? So fine? So then the one is our episode? Correct? Yes? All right? Don't we get back on Tuesday? The third yes, we get back the third. Yeah, that's episode yes, yeah, go ahead, episode Like we're doing a live calendar. When is episode episode seven? Is January? All right? Then there's nothing on Friday, right, Saturday, Sunday, Monday is the ninth again, January nine, Monday, that's episode okay, Yes, nine is Tuesday. So that means that January eleven is a Wednesday. That's episode one, yes, pequentially potentially okay, so that's what we're gonna shoot for that right until something happens and we have to push it back, like okay, So we're shooting for Wednesday, January eleven to be our episode episode. So that means we have the week we're off plus next week. We have three weeks to come up with a hundred with our hundred episodes show. Alright, that's plenty of time to get T shirts. That's plenty time to get the border. No, for real, that's plenty time. You have people to call in, right, plenty time to get T shirts. It's taken nine two episodes not to get well, we got to get it done. At the new logos. The new logos great is suggesting is that the show has been on for all these episodes, and we are now going to be on a vacation. We have some time to hit the recent button and recharge the batteries. During that time, we can prepare because we're not really gonna be doing anything else yep, except hanging out with our family. We should even get together, three of us. We should get together. I mean, what the fun we gotta have one day where we kind of chill. There's no reason why we shut it. I understanding here all week, I'm working, okay, week, what do you do a week? Nothing? So let's just get it. You're gonna come up here. No, why don't you guys come on down. We'll go to car Luccio's. We'll get a sandwich. That again, well, you can't go to car should make a list of all the things we promised but didn't do. Why can't you come down too? Why can't you go to car luci There's a whole bunch that because we it's two against one. We live up here, you live down there. I would go, but I'm a I'm at the captain wax Mercy. Why can't you Why can't you pick him up? Tame down to car Lucia just to shut you they want to see you a car shut yours do? Yeah, I'm gonna pick I'm gonna pick up both freak because the guy doesn't the guy doesn't drive you. We're gonna pick a day in the middle of next week after Christmas. Okay, I'm gonna come down and we're gonna go to Calluccio's before New Year's Eve, before New Year's absolutely like that, Okay, perfect, I do that. Hey, look who's listening to us today. He's not Panisani Pete anymore. That's what the audiences mess. What is wrong with bald Freak today forever? Because you want to be known as Panasonic Pete from absolutely not. I'm trying to help the listeners. I'm trying to help Panasonic Pete, and I'm getting goff from this guy. He's like, what's wrong with me? Because what he knows him as Panasonic Pete. Oh, it's an appointment listening, Prince, we call you dirty sand Seriously in this title you title it what is wrong with bald Freak? That's what you're doing, okay, because I'm sick tired of the spelling eras and the empty promise. God, he's going on orld in and it's the same old bs, dirty Santa. We have a couple of things to get to um. First, we gotta to do have football picks, because bald freak, you gotta run into the studio. Continue the tradition of the of the wrong records for the football picks. Okay, let's do it. Three picks ready, let's do it quick? What is wrong with the records? Scaries adds up to thirty two? Minds adds up to thirty four, and yours adds up to thirty three. What do you shouldn't be all the same amounts of games? All right? What is your record in ball free? I'm nineteen and fourteen and you you've given scary and one less loss, and you've given me one more loss scar yes, twelve, yes, and one of my sixteen and seventeen? Sure does that add up? Yeah? Thirty three? Eleven weeks? Time? Will free get the bong before he walked in here, man, let's go bong, and you didn't give me some? What are you gonna do to picks? First? Alright? Go ahead, Greg Tea. Oh my god, I'll take the Seahawks over to the over the rams tonight. Okay, okay, are you kidding me. With everything's going on with the Rams. I believe in the Kansas City Chiefs and I'm gonna take them to beat the Tennessee Titans. That's because fall fair head Trevor is gotten through your head. He keeps yelling every time we don't pick the can C chief I got the Chiefs in my fantasy team. Their their defense and special teams there. All right, Trevor, there you go, buddy, we picked the can C Chiefs. You guys are dumb. You didn't pick the obvious game. I'm gonna take those. Um, I'm gonna take the uh yeah, no, no, I'm gonna take the Packers over the Bears. But that is a good one. That is a good one one. It's good for another win. I'll give him that one. Very cocky, all right, you know what I'm gonna take. Geez. These are tough games this week. Buffalo over the Browns. Shut up. I wanted that bad Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna stay down south with the Houston Texans beating the Jacksonville Jacks at home. The Texans over the Jacks. That's a great game that you got, your ball freak, you got that one, alright, Who is Mike. Oh yeah again taken? Yeah, um, Patriots over the Broncos. That's a gimme, really really really yeah. Wow, he's so cock sure. I can't believe them in Colorado. Alright, I got one one more I got I'm gonna take the Lions over the Giants at home. That was a stupid pick, king me crazy. The Giants are not a good team, are you crazy? Love the Giant? The Giants are not a good team. They are what's called the faz Do you have a TV at home? At home? He light man, He's no big deal, are you kidding me? Super Bowl? Beckham? Beckham is overrated? Overrated? They beat your cow girls last week? How did your but you but still heart? I'm telling you right now that your giants are what's called a fugazy Okay, whatever, they break you down, crush your heart ahead, what do you guys? I'm gonna I'm gonna stay with some home cooking down in Arizona. The Cardinals would have must win over the New Orleans Saints. I like that game too. Yeah, that's cool. Your last one. You can't have it. It's mine, but you can have it. I don't want to bet that game. I would one. Let's see she do Dolphins over Jets. No, I'm going Raiders over San Diego. Charge. That's a difficult game. No, it's not Raiders. Got this one. Mr Confidence over here, don't look at she's not coming into the studio because she's enjoying the wonderful weather of Los Angeles, California. Must be nice, it must be real nice. Chryl Concenza, share noses on the phone, because it's like twelve degrees here, Share nose. You have been here, You're like a month. I know. But I have to come back and see you before the holiday, so I'll be making it appear and I'm gonna pop in and surprise you guys. Do you know that it's minus six degrees in Chicago? No, it's not cold. Yeah, later, and I don't know. That's great, that's great. So listen to Gregg Tea had an assignment for you last week. I mean you you pretty much you went high with all those presents that nobody could afford. You know, those are like, yeah, that was like Cinderella, Prince Charming and uh snow White and those people and and a fairy tale life. So we wanted gifts at twenty five dollars. We want we we want what what the common person could afford? What did did you find anything? I found tons of things. You guys, ready, the first one to say hi to everybody, So high to you off air heads, and everybody gets your pens ready and take some notes, because I got some awesome gifts for you. People write stuff down anymore, Yeah, of course they do, where they tape it in their notes on their iPhones. I think they do, okay, but still you have to take notes somewhere if you really want to get good gifts. All right, what do you got? Yeah? All right, So here's the deal with gifts under twenty five dollars. It's all about the presentation, sentimentality and engaging and caring. You have to be a little more unique to make it really quality and put a lot of thought into it. Okay, So we'll categorize the female mail and bones so better, so so writing her right away, I've picked up a note. So it's better to know the person that I'm getting this gift for extremely well, because then I will package it really pretty and much more sentimental like, and then that will get glossed over pretty much, and it looks like you care. Because the idea of some of these gifts that I picked out, it's not about the price anymore. Now, it's about caring. It's about actually knowing who the person is and actually giving them something that they may want or you think they might need. I like that. It shows a little touch of like kindness to you. I like it. Okay, So if it's a female and you know she likes to work out, maybe you check out if she's got an arm band for her iPhone, you know, and to the iPhone cases. You know, everybody loves to customize their iPhone cases. That's another great idea. You could do something like that for a gift. For a gift cards for women always a great idea for it has an awesome gift. And you know what, don't try to go there though, gentleman and pick something out. Just get a gift card. Hold on a second, now, people say the gift cards are not personal. That's I'm here, like, no, you actually have to buy something in detail details? Well, no, hold on a second, scary because you know what, if you buy a gift card that's for Visa or Amex, that's a little different than actually walking into support and being like, oh, I feel like you'd really appreciate the sup gift carders. I can't pick out a product. I can't be like, here, here's some cream for the bags under your eyes. Until choose that whenever you do, don't that horrible? And the other thing with the workout, it's not like you're trying to say, hey, you need to go work out. It's somebody that you know is already either enthusiastic about starting it for the new year so it looks like you care, or someone that's already a workout person. I love these gift ideas. If I buy you a cattle bell will you be upset? That upsets people? Why does that upset people? If you're into fitness or if you think you need to lose your cattle bella, it's about out whatever want to hear it? Oh my god, that would be bad. Don't do that. Also, listen for females. If you get something that's a bit of a brand, something like from Victoria's Secrets, women love that. Keep everything sexy too. If it's like couples, try to keep it a little sexy. You could did you get like slippers? You can also get a little sense the sprays they sell them around the holidays for like three, you have to get them at three is otherwise the four or something like that each. So you have to look at these deals have a hand an sanetize. I don't know if you should go there and don't start buying like you know, like a different type of like gels and all that stuff. Just keep it simple, give me more, okay. So then you could also buy um some token gifts from her favorite brand. So if you go into like a Michael course, you know you're not getting that. If you look in the little shelves in the front, there are things like little key chains and little like chaskey gifts that you could pick up that showed her that you know that she loves the brand and that you really like you know, that's that's like something that you're doing special for her where you know she likes it, but you're getting her something from that brand, but you're not spending more than that. It looks nice for men. For men, you can always go with the tie some cup links. Yeah, cuplinks, I like it. Yeah, cufflinks are awesome. I think that's a great gift for cup links for guy. Yeah, but what if your man doesn't wear sh what if he does construction and he has no reason to ever get dressed up? Hanks on the second, we're getting there, we're getting okay, so far. I love your ideas. Thank you. You can also get a gift card for like those griming places, so that a guy gets like a nice shave. I think that's a really cool gift for a guy. You know, it's like a nice little touch. Get a money clip, maybe even get it branded. It's so easy. Wa a branded money clip? Yeah, I like er on the money clip and then get it branded. Spend the extra money on getting it branded. Like what if I have no money clip? I get used that ship if you have no money to go back to the gift card. Oh my god, so far, so good. You're ready for this. They also looked up. I also lost up our Max Weldon sight, and I figured out that if our first time buyers still haven't done that, they get the twenty percent up you're looking at being able to afford a T shirt off there for thirty four thirty two dollars. Use the off boom. You're done. You have for awesome stocks. By the way, I know we've talked about this before. Did you always ask me about the idea with guys and what girls look at and so on, which you guys should concentrate on. Sexy Sexiness is in the socks. I'm telling you. If the guy wears stocks that are like classy and they have like the imprints on them and they actually look like they spent time picking them out, total hits, So you should definitely do that. And I think those are like fo Okay, now what about do we do we like socks with patterns on them? Gregg t you like that? I do? I do like them? Do really know? I'm a different kind of guy. I like to get my nails done. I like to go to a shade place. For everything that that share is describing, I like all of it. So you're like, you're like the new modern and that's right. I like that a lot. I like it a lot. Yeah. I like songs. Do you do like songs? Do? No problem with you? I would never think about really just you know, buffing my nails and like trying to wear you know, getting a money clip or I like. All this stuff is for me. It's it's I don't know, that's just not me. But you know it scary. I think maybe that's a good idea for you though. Anyway, then you can switch it up a little bit, like really see if you can explore your horizons and like jump into something like that. I like it, all right, share, I like where you're going. I like where you're going, all right. And then I got a couple of other ideas for both. Okay, so these are ideas sex that sex. You know, sex ideas are ready always you can go with something with alcohols. You could always get something like a nice bottle for somebody if you know that they like a certain alcohol brand. I think that's nice. But you can also keep it sex and wrap something around it. So flick for your man, I don't know, really hot para songs. Yeah, yeah, So like I have to say, like, here's awesome, these underwear might come off if I have an of these. I'm not wearing any underwear. There is my underwear right there. They and there's these there's these little ideas that also come with the bottles. Now there's this thing call book into Court, which is like this great new idea of like pooring the bottles. That's like a cute little touch on top of the bottle that you could put on it. Um, that kind of adds a little finest to it, kind of giving an extra little gift. If it's not for somebody that's like in your life and it's like a coworker, you could do something like that. Um, you also have the idea of being stressed out right, so great city, I thought of you for this one. There's these diffusers with oil spence for calming, and I kind of looked at it. It's like back, tould be such a great gift from like somebody in your life that just knows you, and it's like, you know, I just want to show him that I really care about him. And we will hold gallon for Greg a gallant at a time for his stress. Rub my boy? How much? How much? How much is that go for? And where do you get that stuff? Yeah? You can get that actually in a couple of stores in the malls that have like oil spense anything Mr soil Spence for online. And the only other thing, yeah, the only other thing I was gonna tell you guys this is when you are doing me online, make sure to watch for the shipping costs because every now and then you could get a little slammed with that for twenty five and under. Do you either want to package it up with a bunch of different tips or just make sure you get to somebody that doesn't charge you for that. Love that nice job. Share that was fantastic that I got to say Share nos s and bald Free kind of run out of here. But if he was here, he would be saying ship absolutely. Absolutely. If you have some questions for Cheryl on things that you you might want her to cover in the future, especially girls looking for guys, advice and vice versa guys looking for girls hashtag share knows it's sm sorry c h e r k n O w s or tweet her at Cheryl Cosenza. That's a c h e r y l c O s e n z A on all social media and uh yeah, you want to. You wanna tweeter some private message or some pictures? Great, I mean great stuff, great stuff, great pictures. Tweet us your pictures. I love it. No, listen, you're great, You're fantastic. Maybe maybe for a lucky if you're lucky off airhead Army member, maybe Sharing will send you private pictures of herself. I know we actually have some that I didn't Cosmos, so maybe we could spend those out to plug plug plug plug. It's all good, alright, you know what, Listen, I'm just I'm just here to help. Okay, I'm here to help you are well. Thank you sharing it was perfect. Really, that was really great and that kidding was great. I'm black, guys, and I will see you San. I'm gonna pop up and check you guys out before the holidays. Okay, Merry Christmas Eve. Gonna wear a Santa hat and Santa suit or something. And where Texans a girl out there? Yeah the house, Tyleran, thank you for the gift ideas. All right, you can email us on everything you've heard here today at the offair Show at gmail dot com. We will see you next week's see jack al everybody Jackla Now it's just lat Yeah, it's just what