The Off-Air Show - 'Cheating On Vacation' - Ep.36

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Speaker 1: Elvis Rand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg Episode number thirty six. We call this Revenge is so sweet. I'm Scary along with the bald freak Rannie to nerds in Paradise, it's appropriate. It's the off air show. If you wonder where Greg T is, he's in the Bahamas. He's an Atlantic's on vacation with his family and uh, he was supposed to connect with us on Skype. He's sitting there. We we got a little glimpse of him, like a pixelated version of Greg T with his big fat round head and he was sitting there at the beach with palm trees, sipping on his Uh. I'm guessing it was a Miami vice because that he's He's a creature of habit. It's all he does is drink Miami vices. It looked like a horse shoeing on cud. Well, that's what. Yeah, the pixelation caused that. I don't think it was the pixel And then and then all of a sudden, Skype just did that noise that it does, Like I thought Skype was just for cybersex. You know, people have long distance relationships over Skype don't involve cybersex, don't well, I'm sure it involves cybersex, but yeah, no, no people, you know, people have business meetings. I mean, Skypes come a long way since its introduction, you know, And now that's some of the imitators, you know, you know, and then FaceTime kind of took over, and now can we get one of the imitators too instead of Skype because it's obviously not working. Yeah, we should be facetiming with him right now. Why we I don't know why we're not. I don't know that. You guys are in charge. As always, you guys are in charge. So on yesterday's show, we had a situation where where Greg T was ready to go. He was snapping his fingers. He always said, like, let's get this podcast rolling. And the next thing you know, we're starting the podcast without bald Freak under protest. Bald Freak said, you know what, I'm not gonna do today's podcast screw you. So you kind of screwed over the listeners and you walked out. And then and then Greg T said, you know what, let's hashtag bald Freak is a bit. So we got we got flooded with email and it's pretty much hurt it from some of the listeners. I want to shout out uh C Phillis twenty three on Instagram. You sent me this message direct message on Instagram at ball Freak Music. By the way, uh, No, matter what Scary or Gregg T say about you, you're definitely not a bit and did not cheat the fans of anything. Everyone has their bad days and needs their time. And then she has this wonderful quote, if you make it a habit to make your today better than your yesterday, then for sure your tomorrow will be better than you're today. So today is your tomorrow. Noday. No, today is your yesterday. Wait a second, today's my today? Today yesterday yesterday? Yesterday was bad? Now, yeah, but that for other reasons. You had some u you had more stuff going on below the surface than you just walking in in the middle of the podcast after Greg T said let's do the podcast now and then and then you're like you walk You did walk out like a bit, And I said, you know what, that's cheating the fans. Why can't you just join the podcast midway? You know what? So speak up. Yes, there are things going on behind the scenes that have nothing to do with this podcast, and you think one of you two guys would as my friends would ask me, Hey, everything cool, dude, Like I didn't get a text from either of you guys last night. I didn't get a phone call. Everything alright, ron everything okay, Now, I got nothing from from either of you guys. The point was, and the reason I did walk out, is because you don't start the podcast without me. You don't start the podcast with well, according to Greg Tea, we do because Great Teas on a time aline. But that's no. I am not your bitch. I am not this this podcast, bitch boy. Well, according according to Greg t you don't start without me, then that's something you're gonna take up with Great Tea because he forced me to start, because he made it sound like he had something really important to do. I got this guy, the maniac in the Bahamas saying to me. He texts me, He writes, please go set up Ronnie or it's not happening, and I'll just walk off. I've been respectful and I've waited, So who's the bitch. I'll just walking What are you threatening me? You're gonna walk off your own podcast if I don't show up in the studio at the time that you designated well, and then I got you coming and saying, come on, bro, we gotta go. We got one minute. I'm Mr show Biz. I'm gonna come on. Man. Let's tell you gotta do is bring your lazy ass in here, turn the microphone on and start talking. I gotta set up a keyboard, I gotta set up a voice box. I gotta make sure I got my sounds ready. It's also, by the way, so far none of that. Seven minutes in, we've had none of anything. There you go, I'm here, everyone, everything together. It's good, alright, It's all here. You know what turned about is fair play because now today we're having trouble getting Greg Tea on the line for the for this good season the Bahamas and and the signal is weak for whatever reason, and so bald Freak is like, screw that guy, let's start to show it out him. So this is what we're doing. We're doing the podcast. We've got Gregg Tea now and he's having a great time, like the sound of the crypt Keeper. Yeah, okay, let's see if this works. Oh hey, decided to join this today on What's Up? Is it working? Yeah, we're live on the fir because bald Freak said, we started screw you when we start without him today? Yeah, how do you feel I'm having from? Yeah, great from. I'm having difficulties from the Bahamas today. He's a little bit diffice and you look like you're really concerned about it. Life. He's wearing, he's got his he's got his big fat hat on his head, he's got his sunglasses over his hat. You got his sun burned? Can I I'm a lot of prob wide fi today. Can you hear me? Or now? Sort of? Yeah, it sounds like you're underwater. I'm glad you're eating and drinking until your heart's content. Tell you what. I'll walk away and you tell me where where it's good, and then I'll stop. Hold on one, two three fo Bald Freak is doing his Bald Teak is doing his imitator. He's doing his imitation of you fan baby, I'm in the sign god. Yeah, yeah, it's frozen. The screen is frozen. Frozen. Oh man, all right, old business, new business music. Please balt free. No, no, no, it's too high and give me coming, give me something. No, stop that, that's not the setting. You're terrible. Oh this is cool business, and he's calling back business. What about thee This is awful? So you know the new business and the old. But now that this clown is in here to interrupt us, all he's back And do you have my buffle? A soldier? Can you give me a buffalo soldier? Why do you want buffalo soldier? Because that's all I hear. And as you walk, as you walk through the place, all you hear buffalo soldier everywhere. That doesn't make me. I don't feel like I'm in the Bahamas now. I just feel like I'm in an air condition studio listening to Bob Marley song. Yeah, but when you hear that, you're gonna want to be a part of the Bahamas. You're gonna want to be You're gonna be a part of the Bahamas without this song. It's like nice, let me super here. Just listen, Just listen to the music. Okay, America, it's so nice. Yeah, he's got a strawberry dare no no pf fifty in the other hand. Listen, I said, I said no, I didn't want to come here. They said I had no choice. They had to put kicking and scream all great tea has been doing since he went to the Bahamas with his family. Is complain about going to the Bahamas with his family? Don't send me to the right. Yeah, I wanted. I wanted to stay at work. I wanted to stay at work. I didn't want to come here. I wanted to stay at work. I begged them not to sending you're just productive there as we were about to do all business New business, one of the one of the items on the old business list. Yeah, we wanted to find uh an expert on what do We introduced on the podcast last time. Oh yeah. It was about people on vacation and do men what happens because we were at a we were men on vacation, married men on vacation. Do they cheat? Do they not? That was like a loose they make a loose end that we had, right and I did say no loose end on this not no loose end on my side. On my side is if you're if a bunch of guys going on a vacation, somebody's cheating, well that's how you fee. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that. Yes, And that's been the problem because you guys can't see eye to eye on that. So we have our friend, you know, I guess we've known her for a while Share, and it's still it's still crystal clear. Yeah, this is I had to move. I had to move away from the door, so I didn't know if I lost you, if I lost their WiFi. Don't move, don't move, I know. But there's more. I'm standing though, there's a door that keeps open and closes. I'm doing the best I can. I'm like, I'm like standing in a group of bushes. All right, well, stand there and listen to this Share, this shitty Share song. I'm like, I'm half decis. You gotta love it. It's much carmer here without you great, I see. I gotta say. It's like it's like it's almost like we're on vacation. So good morning, Share, How are you? Are we going to a good morning guys? How are you? We're doing really well? Baby? Thanks for the cliche song there, like you never heard that before? Right, Okay, we have to work on some intro music for you. I met Share like years ago, like she was an underwear model. She was yeah yeah. Then one time, I you know, I saw her and she was acting all weird and she had like an earpiece, and I'm like, wait a second, I'm like, what are you doing? And I it turns out she was undercover, so this isn't the ship, doesn't doesn't share the bikini model that I that I knew, And she says, yeah, this is my other job, the other job, right, Well yeah, no, it gets even better than that. Then I get a call from Scary because she ends up beating me at a fashion event after that, and he says to me, I'm really really confused. Every time I see you, you're kind of like wearing a different hot What are you doing a fashion event? Yeah, he's a big fashion maven. I'm given him tips, right, so you chips. He loves chips, tips, right. So pretty much we find out that share she's a model, she's an actress, and she's a private investigator. She does it all. She does it all so pretty much. And today I was actually going to come in there to school you guys on my opinion on this v K as married men. But I'm actlutely about twenty blocks away from you in Manhattan and I'm about to go keep today. So I had to take the time out at least to do this because if anyone knows about an opinion on married man on vacation, it's me. I don't understand why you're not here though we want to see you. We need we need a physical presence in the in the room. I mean, you sound great, don't get me wrong. But by the way, were convincit that Greg T is not even listening to any of this because there's so much pad I am I'm hearing, I'm hearing the entire thing. I don't want to cut in. He's in a lounge chair or something. Are you like staring into a laptop, Like what's kind of I did? I didn't want to cut in, and it was I thought, I would, you know, messer up from here? Well let me let me let's bring the floor over to Greg tea because that because bod freak RANI and I went on a guy's vacation with a bunch of dudes, and then Greg T is like, these guys are all cheating on their wives. That's right, because when you're a bunch of guys, you got relaxed voice mode. I need you to amp it up a little bit. Dude. You's like, when did you like a bunch of guys come on, Man's nothing I can do. I'm surrounded by all these families right now at the Dolphin Key. I'm like standing here trying to get WiFi so that the phone even works. I'm dealing with a lot today. I know you are, well, this is that guy a hot towel. He's dealing with a lot, so he don't he can't raise his voice because he'll look out of the ordinary, like who is this crazy man? Into his headphones. It's been Greg, Greg. She's married, and he thinks that if you're married, you shouldn't go on these vacations of God. Right, not that you shouldn't go on them, but he's just saying that if you are married and you're a dude, then you're going to do something that is not right. And because you when the cat is away, the mice will play and your bro dudes will back you up and not and you know, not sell you down the River's right, And he's not really wrong exactly. But isn't that isn't that a general statement? He tell me? Here? Okay, so here's here's kind of like an overview. You ready, First of all, if you're gonna cheat, you don't need to wait for that one time a year that you're going away on vacation. That's first of all, if you're gonna cheat, you're probably somebody that's been delving into it a little bit each time that you have a moment away from your spouseless day. So it doesn't really have to do with the vacation, has to do with the person. And that's what people don't get to see. It's kind of true when you were away with the guys that you might play a little bit more because of the fact that the guys are together and it's a testosterone fight and everybody wants the battle for who's you know, got the biggest bulls, and that's one of those things you say. So there's a lot of innocent play that goes on, you know, guys looking at girls just remembering the time that they all used to do that when they were in college in high school, right. Well, yeah, and it's also at the time how long is guys you've been married too. There's a lot of factors involved here. It also matters whether or not they're the type of guys that decide that you they or don't say where their rings on vacation, like scary you're just the way on this Uh huh exactly, So you're just the way on this vacation, right, the guy to keep their rings on? All they are. They all kept their rings on. But there might have been one instance where some we were out at the pool or a beach or something that somebody didn't have a ring on. But it wasn't intentional. It's just like when the guys go out for a little while after self outings and they forget to put their Obviously, you know something that we don't share because you must have some experience with this. Can you give us a couple of hot, juicy stories where you've caught these dudes in action? After all, you are a p I. Wait a second, let's not classify only men know here. I have to Okay, in my world of p I, I have gone undercover over fifty times. Okay, I now own a company that's the p I Company, So I can't unfortunately go undercover as much anymore because I've been exposed due to my TV and film. However, However, the people that I trained and worked for me, they know exactly what to look for and I've made them stick at this and more or less the biggest thing is is that women are as bad as men, and everybody needs to understand that because that it is not just men that we follow. We follow We're going to a lot of yoga classes to follow women too. This is not just men. So but well we're going to them thing because we're talking about the guys on vacation. So here's the deal of it. It's like I said at the beginning, you're you're gonna chease. But if you're a guy and you're out with the with the guys and you're like one of the only ones that are it has to do with the ratio chips. We're most of the guys married and most of the guys single. If they're mostly married, they're all kind of have the same thing that they're walking out for. Nobody wants to get in trouble if they do pray a little bit on someone and then get caught. So it's that's the fact that there. It's not the fact that they're not going to it's more of the challenge of who's going to be the first one to do something wrong and have to deal with. So you're saying that are usually in a pack of guys married guys or engaged dudes. It's always what is it, it's a monkey sea monkey do thing. It's like, well, if he if he's going to take that first move, then I'm going to do the same thing that And then what happens is everybody scary has something to loose, and everybody's got to keep their mouth shut. So this is what I've noticed, just and again this isn't with everybody. There's sometimes that I used to go out undercover and I used to feel so good telling the people that the subject that I was following did nothing because literally, I mean there have been times, just to switch this up for a sect, there have been times that followed people that basically there was a situation where like a wife didn't understand where her husband wasn't answering the phone at work late at night or wasn't coming home on time, and it turned out working a second job because he wanted to make more money to the family. I should be balanced. There's a lot of women that are very secure. They don't care that their guy flirts because they know they're coming home to them. So in a sense, they almost like these guy vacations because they're like they go out with the world's about and then love me even more that you're coming home to me. You know, it's kind of like a good idea sometimes to let people see without their women. Don't realize that. Listen, you're talking to a guy who was married to somebody who if there was another vagina in the room, she would flip her ship like and I didn't have to do anything. It's just, you know, it was just my existence in the world that was offensive to her. That's subjects secure. Yeah, that's a rough one. I can understand what you're not married. We all try, right, we all try our best, and sometimes our best is not good enough exactly I think I wrote it, and then I wind up rubbing suntan lotion and Scary Jones Bellelle Obama instead of okay, wait, so I have one more point to bring up about the single guys. Where are their lines drawn? Then married guys say, hey, don't be bringing eeds to the rooms, don't take good girls back to the houses, or is it okay? Then if the girls are back at the houses with all their friends and now everybody's having a party, and it's like a totally different scene because everybody is taken so it's not we're not taking. We're the two that I mean, I'm not taking, I guess. And actually the first time I wasn't taken. After a break up, what was with all these guys in St. Louis and I hooked up with a girl and I went back to her house like yeah there was two years. Yeah, yeah. He took his business elsewhere. That was very respectful. He lit a tinder fire and met a girl and said you see you later. Guys disappeared for three four days. That was my right as a single American male, talked about and laughed about and made fun of him, saying, oh the way he's Ronnie doesn't want to be boys. He just wants to hang hang out with this chick. Is that what you said? Yeah, behind your backs back, it all came back now said you like that? All came out on the air on the auf Air Show. Okay, Well, if that's that's if that's the image you're painting that, I have to say, that's a little bit different. I mean, that's a nice image. I don't think that happens all the time. But that's good, that's good. You guys might be a rarity, but I think that we all know that there's definitely different ways that this can swing based on who the guys are, what they feel about the idea of cheating when they're on vacations, and I think that people have different ideas about it, you know, not to mention the fact that there are some times that women say, if you're away, do whatever you want. Don't let me know. I hate to bring that up, but you know there are a couples that too, So I think it has to deal with whoever the individuals are. Anyway, Um, I keep my personal attentions to myself. However, because she's being hired, she's gotta be she's got to play the part of Switzerland. Here about your underwear modeling career, wealth frequent to take it way back to the beginning. Yeah, well you can't. I don't even think. I think it was barely a teenager when I met you. Scary like I mean, I'm talking, I met a second. You can make me sounding a creep. It doesn't take much. You know, they started like twelve thirteen. They throw us and out there. You aren't doing under our modeling at thirteen. Let's make that clear. I was actually actually that is the first time that I modeled. Wow, I didn't know you back then. Yeah, you know me shortly after that, you just didn't know. You did so many things. You wear so many hats, You're devious and underwear. Do all fair fans do they want us? Maybe an Instagram picture of one of your I think maybe we should put an Instagram picture of one of her modeling. Uh, I'd like the Instagram picture of skering is underwear. I think that show you can we talk about some other sleazy PI jobs that you've had in the past. Oh, we could talk about lots of them. You got like you've got like gambling people, or you got like people with addiction. Is it more than just cheaters or is it? No? No, no, no, it's much more than cheaters. It's a lot of everything. I mean, there's stuff that goes way beyond that. It goes eling, embezzling money and and yeah, how oh my god, how about people who claim that their their their on disability and they can't work and they're on workman's camp and then meanwhile the out play in softball? How do you have huge I own a company, I have a lot of people that work for me. Now you are eating a roast beef sandwich at two o'clock in the morning following some fat ground Yeah pretty much. Now, no, I I actually right now do nothing but my TV and film and my modeling. I'm not than that, but I own this company, and I have the most skills undercovers that work for me. A lot of the NYPD l A p D have a lot of X cops that are working for me. Um. It's really interesting the stuff that we get called in on. Its crazy though. It really goes from everything from insurance for us, to corporations to cheaters to everything you can imagine. Right, all right, so just talk for Cheryl to uh to leave us great joins us. You know I this is dedication. I went all the way back to my hotel room just to get a Wi Fi connection. Well, alright, well the podcast is over yea. One minutes later later. Good job you. Hey Greg, you're gonna have to lose this. You wanted the answer to your question. We had share on for that purpose. Now you're gonna yea, And that was right. You're right. Why don't you go back and listen to the episode on the on the replay channel on I Heart Radio and then you'll get you get your answer, because I'll tell you this much. At least there's two people today that understand what's really going on in the world, and that's myself and Share. So thank you very much. I do appreciate that. And that's all you don't know. You don't know who don't know? Is that your room? I'm surprised you're still leaving on the show after you bitched out on us yesterday. Yeah, bull freak is a bitch and you bitched out on us. That's the problem. You step up, step up, where's my sheet? They're gonna have a bro fight right here on there's my sheet. I can't you're still you know, Cheryl tell you this is like two rams like battling it out in the middle of det not nothing. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna throw it back in your face, you know what. I'm sorry to whoever out there, the two people who sent me like a hashtag about something being a bitch who didn't like that I was here, I apologize. But for everybody else who was very supportive of me and didn't respond because they probably tuned that when they found that I wasn't gonna be on the podcast. I'm back. I'm back bare but no, actually I'm usually the referee and somehow I got thrown into the mix here and that's not cool. Yeah, and this is not good. You know, I don't know if you want to sure, I don't know if you even want to be a part of this environment ever is if it's it's a boys club. Here's a lot of Tis tossterone in this room. What a girl? That's how to play with the boys? Oh share? You know what? You're right? Hold on, I have somebody here that would like to play with the boys. Going to say, Wow, he's got his kids, Gregg, he's got his kids screaming bald freak is a bitch. That's it. That's teach your kids the B word. When I think you're sing him, could he have him to say? I love share? Hold on, let me listen. I love share. I love share teaching kids. That's why. Right, all right, we're gonna we're about to get out of here. Now what happened to terror? Read? Is she coming in? She ain't a minute. I thought you wanted to play this freaking song that I worked on weekend. You shut me down again? Tomorrow Tomorrow We're going to just freak play the song that he never got to play for Terry Great Shark. Thanks for being with us today. Talk Grego back on vacation by Little Tease. Talk to you guys. Daddy's a bit. It's just