The Off-Air Show - 'Catching Up With the Boys' - Ep.39

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents the off air Show Scary Jones and Greg tew Oh episode of thirty nine of The Affair Show I'm Scary Jones along with Greg t and the Bold Freak. Greetings and salutations. It feels good to be back in the studio, I'll be honest. Even though the Bahamas was nice, it's kind of nice to be here inside. Air conditioning. It really is. I'm feeling air conditioning right now. Although I will tell you when I got home to my apartment yesterday, uh they said something from the roof, the compressor or something was out. So my the thermostat in my apartment read eighty eight degrees, so yeah, it was a sweatbox. You don't have any plants. I don't know. I do not have any plants. You don't have anything. Really, you don't have pets. You don't have plants. Not the only living creature in that box. In fact, I do a plant. That's fake. I have one of those calais, but I got I got it at Michael's. And you know, you're right, Ron Balfrey, because you know what he does live in a box, which reminds me of that song man in the box. Remember that, and that's what he's like. That's scary. As soon as he walks in the front door of his place, it's just him and just four walls, all right, myles and chains. He's just up there on the twenty six floor looking out, and there he is. It's scary walking into his apartment. He's got garbage overflowing, he's got a fake plants. It's a man in the box. Scarify himself. I'm I will always be a man in the box, my fake hallel. You don't cook for yourself. You order out all the time, seamless, all day, all night. Box. I think it's her apartment. Wait, that is him. It's him that's scary. Buried in my pit. That's not the original lyrics. Clearly in your room ball for you ever realized when you walk in the scaries room, he's got like eight pairs of shoes that are not even in the closet, that are like laying there on the side of his bed in a pile. It. Well, the thing is, I'm so glad you even noticed that he has this pile of shoes. It's I thought I was the only one. I was wondering, like, why does he have a pile of shoes laying there in the middle of the of the room. I don't know, is you have a shoe fetish? I thought, Daniel, there's no more room in my closet. My closet only has two bars on it, and it's one from my pants and one from my shirts, and then the other the bottom the floor is taken up by my suitcase. That's the only storage space I have, So my shoes have to live um outside on the floor. You know what help you had? Your mother just showed you how to put your things away at a young age. You would start she did not, Yes, she did. My my mom. She told me how to clean my room. But then we had a bigger house. I don't have space for all this. But you shared a room with your brother. You had space back then. You didn't remember when you shared the room with your brother in Brooklyn. Why are you guys picking on me like this, picking on Box. It is kind of nice to be back here, guys, So I'm glad to be part back back part of the auf Fair show. We missed yesterday and we apologize for that, but that's we had to rush out of here early for Elvis's pool. We're gonna get to that a little bit. And again I think that Wall Freak and I we would have liked to have been a part of the Affair show yesterday. It was there was there's one of us that doesn't want to be a part of it, a person not. I don't know you. You're crazy. Listen if you always reach out to us at one zero one when we are recording the podcast. We're catching a lot of flak for giving up the phone number, but that's the number that you can call in on when we record it, So like hundred of the phone number. But but don't call it now because this is a replay. You understanding, Well, they're not listening, they're not listening to it live, so that means we're giving you the number for future reference. Let's be clear about that. We'd like to record it around ten thirty quarter to eleven in the morning, right, we got time. Yeah, But unfortunately, if you're calling now when you're hearing the replay, you're calling some other DJ every play and they're very confused and like right now the phone lines are ringing. Scary, we do grab a phone or two HI line to what's your name. Hey Ryan, where you paying buddy? What's up? Guys? Are you doing? You responded to our tweet that we were taking call live calls? Correct, that's how you got on the podcast. Very nice. Let my Twitter feed and it was on there, so you know, just figure the call up. That's very nice man. How was your weekend? It was good, good, just stayed at home. I have to say I did love the snapchat stories from yesterday at the pool party. You're following those, weren't you. You can follow me at Scary Jones on the snapchat and honestly think naked. So I was pushed into it. I didn't want to get naked. I was pushed into it. So here we are. Let's talk about that party, Ryan, Well, because no, we're on a roll. We're actually moving towards the pure party. And actually, it's so funny you could read our minds, Ryan, because that was the next thing on our list, and it's so appropriate that you kind of served it up to us. So that's why we're moving forward and talking about the fact that Gregg t got naked and jumped on a big inflatable yellow Rubbert dune. Yeah, what the hell was that all about? I think the last time I get naked. I gonna be honest, I'm tired of doing it. I really am well. But but you know what, there was a lull in the party. It was time he called for something exciting. You took it upon yourself to say, now is the time to raise the game of this party by taking my little winkie. Elvis's boyfriend, Alex asked me, He's the one that said you should get naked. Now, now is the time? Influence on obviously? Right? Do you do? You listen to everything people tell you to do? When when Alex Alex you got, you got. Elvis is the king, and you would imagine that you know, Alex is right underneath the queen. I don't know what the queen. Elvis is the queen. And then you know, if Alex says do what you're doing? Is Alex the game? Ryan, what did you think when you saw me getting naked there on the on his snapchat? That was a little bit of a surprise. I had to say that a little bit a Ryan and your group of friends, who's the great tea and your group of friends? Uh? Can I have to say I have one? No one really gets naked all that Mark. Oh, he does more than just get naked. But if somebody had to be weird and funny in Atlantish, who would that be in your group? Uh? This one kid who I go to college with, he just does whatever he feels like doing. Like he if he wants to run down the street with a with with like a ice cream cone over his thing, he will, right, And without that friend, your group would be little lame without him, right, you need that in your life. Every group of friend needs a great team. Everyone needs a great tea. That's right. Everyone needs a Greg tea to stick his penis and Ronnie's drink. Okay, that's what he did say. That that was not that was not part of of the party. That was not supposed to be part of any plan. It was part of Yeah, yeah, bald freak was sipping on a cocktail. Oh yeah, I was having a John Daly's basically like like an iced tea with some bourbon in it, and Gregg tea of course, Like he's ascending the pool, he's getting out, and I'm using my plastic solo cup to kinda to block out Tea's little little junk. Because someone stoles bathing suits so he right right, that's right exactly, the quote unquote stoles. So he's getting he's getting closer and closer, and I'm just keeping that cup in front of my face. And then all of a sudden he comes grabs the cup out of my hand and he puts his little penis in it, and I had to get in another Ryan, thank you very much for calling us on the off Fair Show today. We really appreciate that. We'll get that Off Air Show T shirt out to you as soon as we can. Come in your way. Tee, what's that you have in front of you? I'm glad you asked scary ball freak. Have you guys heard about this new game called wet Head? Not until you just put it up right in front of your face and locked it with I'm not. I'm actually not prepared to do the game today, but tomorrow I would love to play this game on the Affair Show. It's a kid's game, but it's great. So have you seen it? It's awesome. It looks like it looks like pie Face, so it's from the makers of pie Face actually, So what happens is it's a hat and then there's water in there. I love this ready for the summer games, you know, if you guys know real it's only ten days away. But anyway, so wet head, I appreciate that ball freak. So anyway, water goes on the top, you spin it and then you pull out one of the pegs and water comes shooting out. If so you would you wear it like a crown. Yeah, and it's gonna spill all over you. So I'm hoping that tomorrow we can play this. So okay here, yeah right now? Many how many hold on electrical equipment? Although well we'll we'll, we'll, we'll set up like a arp and will stay on the You put this crown on your head, and then has these difference like we're gonna call them spokes, I guess, but each spoke is filled with water or only one of them, not only right exactly, there's there's water inside the top of the hat, so that's already filled up. So it happens. There's a spinner. You spin the spinner and when it lands on like pull number one, pull number two, you pull it out and if that one releases the water, you get soaked. If it doesn't release the water, then you're safe. And then you pass the hat to the next Yeah, rush Roulette of water right exactly, nobody dies. Hopefully, it's gonna be a great listen. If you guys already played the game. If you know the game, then drop us a line at our Gmail account at the Author Show at gmail dot com. Let us know about the fun games that you've been playing this summer. Some of these summer games are great for this No nothing, no sponsorship, not next where no money, No money on this one. There's no sponsorship, no nothing. I thought it'd be fun for us to play. I think wet Head to be cool game. Didn't we play wet Head when you were in the Bahamas last week? No, we did not play we Head was wet the whole sweating my butt off. I was sweating and swatting the characters on that box. The illustrated characters not have noses. What are you talking about? They have noses al right again, drop us the line at the Offing Show at gmail dot com. Tell us all the summer games you guys are playing. Tomorrow, Scary myself and ball Freak we're playing wet Head on the show. The game that bald Freak is playing is Salami. I love nice trying to get him hooked up for the summer. Why? What is? Why is this become a recurring theme on this podcast? You're a single guy, they don't want to go on in the date with somebody. But I don't need this podcast to go out on dates. A Well, you did go out somebody on Thursday? How was it? You had a coffee date on? It was Friday? So who was right? Was it better that you went out on at lunch or was it better to wait at night? Like one? I was right? I was right. He was a sweet girl. But it was a six dollar date plus a dollar tip. So seven dollar date? Who wise? Coffee? I got to know you? Yeah? But you know what, if I'm not into the car, I am, I gonna spend a ton of money on her? You know he was what was her name? You got a name for it? I'm not gonna do I'm not. Let's call her um um Constantina, Constantina, will Constantina? Is that her name? Constantina? Just Constantina on the sheet here? So Constantina? Confuse everything? Are you gonna see her again? I don't think so again? I don't think so? Why not? I don't know, like I gotta to feel a spark. I gotta feel good about it. I gotta feel like I want to go on a second day. But she didn't do anything wrong. She was super sweet. She was don't you know that bald freak is in this for love? I am. I haven't a bad touch. I'm in it for that too, but hopefully a little combination of both would be nice. So you need to find a spark immediately, like the first time you see her. But listen, you guys, you're you've been married for seven to eight years. You know what it's like. You know, like you're you gotta feel a little something. You gotta feel a little it's a little flicker of a flame. It doesn't have to be like my heart is burst in that in my chest, all right, So Constantina is out not having Sorry Constantina really Yeah, she was nice. She was so nice, and it happens to me a lot of times I go on with these nice girls. She was a fan of the show, to which I'm not really. That's another thing. I don't want people to to get into Ronnie because he's on the show. I want people to get into Ronnie because they're oh my god, I was like anti scary Jones philosop. Oh my god. So what about this girl Lauren, that that we wanted to set you up? We say she was seeing somebody else, like I kind of got the Smiths single single and and and Greg t. I was gonna pay for your date because I had those gift card. Let me go out to dinner to Moses Most Tavern, the Simpsons the most tavern. It was Mose Southwest Grill. I had all these gift cards listening, so it was okay. It was a while ago. We spoke to one of our off air show listeners, Lauren, and uh, young girl out here. So so I ended up calling her, come on, ron, give give it, give me, come on, give me breaking bringing out the keyboard, breaking out, come on. I don't know how to play that. Craps I spoke, say craps, say crap. Come on, you know you should say, you should say, I'll give you a back word. I'm gonna give you I tell you what, because I love using the backwards words. I'm gonna give you a word for crap. But it's backwards, all right, So you can try this one. If you can pull that off. How about Tish like tish. Figure it out and figure that out. The word backwards, right, the brown word backwards like that. Yeah, I'm happy to see Tish tish. All right, all right, snap you can I don't give a good no. Yeah, who cares? You even take a tish? Later on I have to go take a tishe We take a tish every day on this podcast. All right, So listen. So I so here backwards backwards words. So I spoke to Lauren that that that that hot here, that that ta Lurg. I spoke to that hot girl background. Let's keep it to the curse, okay, fine, So anyway, alright, So I spoke to your briefly. I couldn't waltch herd to go to work briefly, and she was going to start to see somebody. But I don't know she is seeing someone currently. He was going to start, but I do. But I do know that that that you're a little too old for her? Is that? Is that an issue for her? She's twenty seven years old and she felt that you might be a little too old for her. Parking parking space is taking what's the big deal? You can't do with that good question? And you want to talk about backwards. He's two, Well, good questions. Aren't we gonna have your girlfriend's share up on the show. Yeah, Cheryl's coming up here, I believe on Thursday. You know what, She's gonna come here. Maybe she can give some love advice. She's been in a Chrysler like with a ham sandwich, watching a married couple of marriage Private. She's like a triple threat private investigator takeout. She a model actress and she's great at giving advice to guys. So why don't she knows guys and she knows women and she loves the game wet head, I heard, So why don't we She won't be here for that, so why don't we ask share on Thursday? What she thinks is the proper age difference to hold a relationship down? What makes let's I don't know, let's seen a lot of him failed. That's good pointing a lot of relationships with people the same age failed too, So what does that mean? I mean? You know what? What the proper age? He's writing it down? But I don't want to set up. But you know what, I think, I think she's good to be set up with them? Your friend, Remember we had him on the show Chris Manzel a while back. He's writing a children's book. Yes, how old is Chris Manzel? He's like in his late twenties. See, and that so is Lauren. What about trying to set you are not so? Why don't we try to set up? Why don't we try to set up Lauren with Chris Manzel? You know that you know what that might be. Wait a second, though, I don't think people like to be set up these days, with so many social media apps and so many ways to meet people. He just liked a seven minute date or seven dollar date with constant seven dollars. It was more than that. It was like an hour. Yeah, how did you meet her? You met it through social media? I met her on a dating So if you're being set up over social media because set up a sold fashioned, that's like you playing Cupid. You might as well put on freaking come off off. But we didn't have it the last night Cube, row back your move, well, let your moves. Gonna play something. It's the different fun here he go. This is not cute. It's by the Spinners. Yes, come on, there you go. This is the song. This is a cute, this is the remake. This is the remake the Sam Cook song That's Your Right. It's good, but I was the Spars You're back, your back, This is your back. It's a seventy years sounds fine, and she's like the seventies where songs shook about a minute. He has to get established song and make love straight to my levelers. Why flittings so loud audience? It's like most people listen to the off air show in their cars, so when we play music and they're getting into it in their cars, so they can turn it down because it's so freaking laugh when used to dance, I mean, they're the original like boy bands, you know, basically like sit there and like go to the right, snapped their fingers. That was the feel like, performed in black and white all the time for some reason. The Delphonics, Yeah, they all used to dress the same and they had the same moves. Five guys. They were clean cut and they were really nice. Girls love them. Yeah they had swagger, alright, so let's had swagger. I still don't understand why we can't we can't have Lauren and set her up with Chris Manzel. So you're done with me? Now I'm done. I'm off the table. I think that we can somebody else. I think it's harassed. I'm watchin anybody at some point. It's harassment if you think about it. Lauren Lawrence could find her own guys, Chrisman Chris and find down you have his number? I call him? All right, So let's I want to tell you what can we have him on the show soon? You can call it. You know you're gonna put him on the spot. Let me find out off off off air if he wants to. All right, fine, so then okay, so your job. You're gonna call mans. You'll find him. Yes, he's so mad Uncle Scar, Yes, yes, I call him Uncle Scary when he gets mad. He just all right. Listen, you were with a constant team over the weekend. I was with Constantine. How is constant Morales whatever? Who cares? All right, here's this is what sucks about. We do it. We do it appearance. We do a promotion with the guy and you're constantly crap all over him, tishing all over him. I'm tishing all over him. I'm tissing all over the tissue, all over the guy. It wasn't even a part of It's not even a week You did it on your own I know, but it's still part of the podcast. Because I'm part of the podcast and you're disrespecting me, and you're disrespecting his band. What is his real lest name? What is his real name? Rule point is he's doing great things. His band crushed at a bar A really? Yeah, it was awesome. You were supposed to him call it because he heard the things you said about him, you pray. I don't think that's what it was. I don't think. I don't think he made any sort of effort to get him on the podcast. That's my that's my prediction. Wrong. I think you're right. Did you even mentioned the podcast to him while he saw him? While he down? I embarrassed? Can I Greg crept all over the guy? He was to? You know what am I gonna do? Hold on? Wait? You know what we got? We got a little cursed great team cursed the guy out before we even did the appearance. I know, did he do White Sneak? Didn't do White Sneak? Give me the White Sneak? Give me to do It is a classic. It's not even his song, but this is what he does in rock. He's like a cover band. That's what he is right now, that's not what is like the nerds like he was the lead. He was the lead in a play on Broadway that features Harvard Music. Hey, all fair show fans, I want to know what are your favorite cover bands that you've seen? Can you please drop us some either email us or hit us up on Twitter? Your favorite cover bands we wanted? Who they are? Screaming broccoli? I want? Yeah, that's maybe that's what they only want. Here's another song that takes about eight minutes. Tools he's already the ball Fred, go ball Frek kicks him. You gotta happen kicking ball Fred, You got whole thing. Just sit here here while the guy make it louder. That make it loud? Walford sig sing, are you going take it away? Care? Go on? Because I don't know what it means? Walking along? Yeah again, nostaurant walk alone. I could have done this. Get me a bar right next week when your kid? Can I borrow a Constantine's band Constantine Morales? Yes? I think by the way, we can we get into new business old business because we're about in thirty minutes. Second, Sorry, he's been gone for a while. Is he gonna do the show with us or not? Is he coming on the podcast? I think we should drop it. He's not gonna be the it doesn't he have another big appearance down in Asbury Park, but he wants to. I don't want to confront him with Greg T. This is gonna be bad, but he'll be on his best. Behave. I just make sure you if you promise, I don't want you saying anything negative about the guy. Listen, I do that. I want everybody to listen to episode where he's a thirty seven or thirty eight were Greg T crapped all over the guy? He said, who is this Constantine? What is he even doing? Now? I relevant he's a promise I will not tissue all over him. Calls John Holway. I just want to know what he did to his hair. He cut all his hair off. He looks great, but he doesn't have that longer lying like lock up. It's just more. It's more. It's tames. But here's the other thing. If I promise you that I'll be nice to him, well you have him on the show? Yes, and set in the night, he came by my cabanah and we had a couple of drinks. Why don't we do something like hard rock karaoke with him. That would be fun, right, that would be like two or three like cool songs with him. Right that you welcome you're clapping, you know what. I'm so excited. Fresh idea from that shown fresh idea. I love it. The sound of five minute clapping as we rip off of James Cordon's bit, he can I bring up up? So Scary had not only did have the host that night, but he had to broadcast from there. So Scary play the piece of sound that I have of you. Listen to Scary talk to the girls at the at the club at Barre in Belmar, New Jersey. Prepy old man, good one? What are you talking about? Sound a little? Why do you have to have them all say their names on the radio? Ashley, Jessica and it's all the same. These are the Jersey girl's names. This was the bar gig. I want to pay I want to pay attention to how like twisted you sound by it. By the way they were out, they were hanging with me. Now from this is kind of cool. What's your name? Stephanie christin Chelsea? And where are you guys? From public that wants to deal tonight. What's the m o. You guys are dressed to kill? We are looking them hot net. Hold on, let me snap my fingers and we'll see if a hot men appears. What you scary Jones? Okay, I'm gonna send the hot men to the bell mar N Never mind me? Is that where you guys are staying? Yeah? Tell you what. Where's the after party gonna be? I'll send the hot men there? All right, you heard it, bell Marn. We're all crashing your room and we're gonna try and cramp everybody into the shower. We are at bar a all it's scary. Joe is doing it live from belmar One. He's doing it live. He's not recording thet don't write it and we'll do it lives. That was going into commerce. They were dressed to kill. They were dressing. But the thing is, and I wanted to make a point about this earlier, because we played this clip on the Big Show. All these tollers dress listening to a clip like that right now, is that most most likely most likely you're listening to it in your car in the middle of the afternoon, and it's out of context. When that played on the radio, it was one o'clock in the morning on a Friday night, so that fits with the time you're listing. So if you're if you're like in your car twelve one o'clock and then on Friday Saturday night one hour and forgive it a bet, give me a beat, go on in. Here's scary. Ready, here we go, we'll we're broadcasting to the live right now. All right, I got these girls for me. What's your name before? What are you gonna be doing tonight? Why you have a have to kill? Dressed to kill? What is dressed to kill me? What is dressed to kill? What is that? Coaster boy, Josh, just walk. I need someone to bring levity to what you're dressed to kill. I can't believe. I want to jump in and defend you. I thank you coaster boy, Josh. If I'm in the car he painted this image that these girls are, I'm gonna turn around your head to the club like. That's the whole point. The whole idea is to drive business into bar a who is turning the car around right there and then and driving into well when girls like that show up on the radio, those people are in their uber driving around town We're like, where are we going next? Driving around, driving around aimlessly? Right, Coaster Boy, Josh. Right, they sounded hot and they were willing to have hot men come to their their hotel room. Right. Why because they told it, told me they were dressed to kill. Yes, theater of the mine. Man, it's radio, that's which our job is to thank you. Coastered Boy, Josh, can we add this guy to the podcast? Guy been beforced. Well, let's test him out. Let's get his report. So here's what happened over the weekend. Over the weekend, locally at MetLife Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey, Guns and Roses were performed live. By the way, nobody knows that Guns and Roses. One of the guitarists was Ball Freak's best friend bumble Foot. That's right. For a little while he was in the band, remember bumble Foot up a scam, Greg Tea, you don't talk to you don't talk. Toot, they don't. They don't talk to each other. They hate each other. We broke up really alright. So coaster Boy, I want to know how was the show? It was great, man, what's actel like? Okay? So he sounded fantastic, really he sounded great. Yeah, how did he look he now you get over you see these memes of him being like a giant, giant man. He's been losing weight. I feel like on the Tory he's been sweating a lot because he's he was overweight for a while. Right, Yeah, he's got a big belly. He looks good. He looks good and when he does his voice, his voice sound like this. He sounds fantastic. He would have tanked it like he went stuff and Slash got involved. He probably said, I gotta bring it, I gotta bring my a game. So no more white Castle Hamburg was the problem that didn't want to perform with him anymore. Wasn't that the problem? Well? He the I guess as the story goes like there was a little bit of megalomania involved on Axel's part, like he he took ownership of the name and he didn't tell the other guys about it, and then when they disbanded, he was able to continue on his guns and roses without them. But obviously they've meant defences. They all had a big hugs. What's he opened up with? Um? They opened up with it's so easy? Nice? Did they do this. Everything they did. It was like a two and a half hour set. Really do what's all my favorite song? Patients patients about November rainer, Come on, come on, give me either give me November rain scare or give me up patience. Come on. I lost when he whistles it this and he had cool covers. They came out whistle in this. He came out whistle he doesn't like. Yeah, they covered the seeker. Um. I think there might have been another one in there. They did that. They did a uh misfits and dupped does a punk song takes lean on? Yeah? Yeah, man, it was you know, also though you can tell that he is a little bit insecure about his weight because you know how you do costume changes a performer and stuff. All his peaked costume changes. But it was all a variation of a black shirt, you like, different black teas that he would come out in. Was there like hot girls everywhere? Limming black? Um? Yeah? What was the crowd like? Really? I don't know, like like I mean like there were a couple of cute chicks out there, but like it was mostly doesn't listen to smile. You're gonna think about you. That's so great classic classic. I covered sweets Out in the Mind at my high school Battle of Demands, remember that scary Yes we won, Thank you, thank you, leading into leading into I believe it was a sweet child of mine. Uh. Slashed did this amazing cover of the Godfather theme. He came alone on guitar and didn't you go on? Slash? His birthday was on Saturday night, Saturday night, on Saturday night, there were thirty arrests just on just on Saturday night at the concert. Thirty are you kidding me? On Saturday night, I did see someone getting taken away by the news. The camera crews were there all night. They were they were broadcasting the line from there as well, and they came back and said that a grand total was thirty different arrests on Saturday night at the concert alone. It's a lot for one concerts. Crazy, Yeah, that's probably. How did you get ticket? You buy them? I bought tickets. It was it was a sold out show, but MetLife released tickets I believe last minute on Ticketmasters. So I bought floor seats. They were like a hundred fifty bucks. Awesome, awesome, Josh, thank you very much for your welcome with you man make those girls sound HoTT. Thank you coaster boy Josh, because you know I was using my use your illusion. You know what I'm saying. Little roses reference tied it all together. Look at that one or two usual illusion, all four of them. I used my illusion to come on dud of the mind. As he said, all right, so listen. I guess that's it for today. Uh, great teas wrapping it up before steering. I don't want to. I don't want to. I want to keep going. Well, great Tea gave me the wrap up show. I wanted to keep going. I just felt like, at this point, Skier is gonna go. Okay, now let's go. So I'm trying to say no a lot today. I really want to go over back in the same room with you clowns. You got to get tomorrow. We should hug it out when we hung out. We got tomorrow. We got Sir Ivan sur Iv has a castle in the Hampton's and all these crazy stories. You'll hear more about it with him live in studios seeing im wor just watch me now, just watch me. I guess I try now, friend which won't believe. Just watch me now, just watch me. I get sea it just watch me now.