Aug. 1, 2016
The Off-Air Show - 'Can't Concentrate With Attractive Co-Workers Around' - Ep.42
The show goes off the rails because Greg T can't concentrate on the show in the presence of an attractive co-worker
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Great Episode number two. Happy Monday, everybody, Yes, it is so happy. No, we're not. I'm happy. We want to be and we had an incredible show planned, but we just we can't even get to it today. You really can't. Well, rather than talk about what we can't do, why don't we talk about what we can we can we also just explain to the off air audience what's really happening and why we can't get to it today. We take up the entire time, and that's in a brief story. Can't we just we we kind of owe the audience and explanation what's really going on? Well, we're being pulled in a thousand directions. After the show is over, After the big show is over, right, it all goes downhill. We're all called into meetings. That's and and that's for sure. I know that sometimes people use the word meeting is like, oh, I have a meeting. I missed. I can't do this, I have a meeting. But but in all honesty, there's really just been so much going on today this Monday. I don't know why today is the day. It just hates people back from the weekend. People wake up, They're like, oh my god, I gotta start working. And then what the audience does also does know is that is that we we really do have a job to do, and then we try to fit this podcast in whenever we can. And even in Baldfrey behind the scenes, he's got real deal stuff to do with the Ryan Seacrest shell. Matter of fact, right, pal, freak my boy, Ryan. But no, but you do you have right, you have real responsibilities to do with with with Yet Ryan, we're hanging out, hang out all the time. Ryan, if you're reading the lot, I'm not going to go into that. I want I want the elevator version of your story from this morning that we never really got to cover on the air, about how you went to go take a dump at someone's house, so blunt and then you used to that's the only story we're getting. You said when we started, we can't. Let's talk about one thing. Scary said before we started and right down the poop shoot that's the number one thing. Other good things. Problem, number one one thing. If there was one thing to talk about, my one thing to talk about today would have been, like I saw your snapchat Scary over the weekend, and I saw that you met Guy Fierti, and I wanted to know what day is guy coming onto the podcast? That's boring? Well, no, I'm sure that you gave him your card and you said, guy, we got this great podcast. I did, right, And then he said, oh my god, I have to do I have to do this podcast, Jones. Don't you think you should have done that? Jones? Jones hanging with Guy Fiery by the way, Yeah, you know how he is about people's last names. It's really crazy about that. So all right, Yes, this podcast is six months six minutes old, already months six minutes old, and we're already just pay for real, Like, didn't we all talk about, you know, trying to get as many selebs on the show as we possibly can whenever we can get them on. We can haven't done none of that exactly. So but didn't you think the same thing? Bull freak? Right? Yeah, you mean to tell me she was not a good enough celebrity last week. I never had any faith that Scary Jones would get a celebrity that he actually hung out with. He didn't get Constantine, he didn't get Marissa Tone, right, you didn't get Adrian Garnier. I'm still actually talking to him. To be honest with celebrity, I had Theresa to chat stoped away by the ball came in and just and then she's gone, what about how you had Melissa? Still still on the table. I'm still on the table at least so far. I pulled out THEO Rossy. I pulled out THEO Rossi, who was the star of a sonse of Anarchy and actually has a movie coming out. I pulled him out. I pulled out the owner of Demnos, and I pulled a JR. Are you kidd to be in the area? The owner of pizza Mike burg and also a count, And I booked AJR. You book a guy who owns a pizzaia that's not a celebritor. He's come on, so you definitely is gonna get something to Did you touch the guy forge any what happened? Yeah? I talked to his publicist and when what are you doing? Here's the whole world the ball Treek is in love with his voice box today my voice he found my box, he found the new set. Here here's my problem, okay, and this is my Oh my god, look who's at the door. Now, this is all over the place. Why is she up here? What's going on now? Wow? Yelling yelling Danielle just just shauntered in. What's up? Yelling Danielle? When who's who invited me? I was in um the lobby and I wanted to say, if we all let's let's go back a couple of episodes we were introduced to Danielle yelling Danielle, who's always yelling about a certain problem. But she's also like, she's staring at me right now. She will not stop staring at me. I can't stop. She has eyes for you. What is the deal with her? I cannot, I cannot think when she's in the room for you. Today, we also know Takedale is very attractive, very attractive. She's always playing with me. Stop one seat away, one seat away. I can't. My dress is going up. This is like going into a urinal. Seat you have to go if you're a guy, you go into the urinal. You have to skip a urinal. You have to skip a seat with Greg t She cannot just come in here and start doing this. She has to sit one seat away. Sorry, we were just talking about guy Fiertti that he perfectly wearing. By the way, it's kind of toxic. Hey, Paul freak, you see what's going on over here. Now, I'm not like you see she pulled her blouse down. If you want to smell my perfume, and you pulled it down, this is what is going very sultry. It's Daisy by Mark Jacob. It's really nice. But we were trying to talk about our podcast and see and get get a crap together. We were gonna have Guy Fiertti on the podcast. We worried, weren't that was never that was never flying. I spoke to his publicist and I'm going to try and get him up here. The problem is he lived in northern California, and does they have a telephone? Cellphone? Yeah? No, I want these people in studio. I don't like phones. He couldn't just call us the sickle guy Fieri's nuts with a feather. You have the guy at break I mean he can possibly call us. He's launched restaurants right shot about the weekend. I was in the Poconos over the weekend at his Mount Pocono kitchen. That it was good. Yeah, I know, it's a lot of fun, you know, So he was visiting his own restaurant out there, and he had a bunch of people, and I decided I gotta go say hi to guy. Guy. Yeah, that's it so great. To the second he sees something going on on my social over the weekend, he wants that person on Monday morning. Well, I figured that would be the deal. You meet guy Fierti and go, here's our phone number, give us a calling. Why would he not? What else this guy's doing? He sa launch restaurant? What else is he wants to promote his restaurants? Right? Waited him in? Just say he's dying his hair. You want to be on the show, right, yeah, I won't say what thing? Two people just put her hand on my leg again, Dan yelling, yelling because she's not she can't sit like this, Danyell, you might have to leave it. She's touching my leg under the console. Come on now, this is really ridiculous. Now at this point, come on, wow, what is happening? That was my foot? I feel like, what was that movie? People know How to Rob? What was the movie? Wedding Crashers? Remember Wedding Crashers In the movie where the girl is at the tinner table, and she's putting her hands on whatever I want to whatever, Wall freak. You know who that is? Come on, ball freak. That's Fisher. That's um Um Sasha Baron Cohen's wife. Yeah, yeah, you're you're the movie guy. I'm the movie guy, right, the movie guy. And I thought the movie phone was the movie guy. Remember that on this podcast? You already scene though? Yeah? I remember that's happening right now, can't I can't speak right now? Are you doing all right? Try? I'm looking away from her. I'm away from her. Sorry. Can we get back to Guy FIETI? Yeah, about so so he wants Guy on the show. I'll make a phone call. I have I know people, you know, you know a lot of people's clearing to keep it. Thank you, Danielle. I do have one question for you now now she's looking at me that way? What is up with yelling? Danielle has got issues and I don't know why we're having her yet. What do you mean? What do you mean? What I mean? You need? The things you do, the things you say. I mean, this is crazy. Remember when I said on your lab to tonight, I wasn't going to bring that up. I didn't want to talk about shout on his lapt No. No, he was Santa Claus and we had everybody sitting on his lap. I said, can I sit on your lap? And he said no, But I said, I'm the promotions director and I'm going to sit on your lap. It's boner clause. I can't keep it together anymore. Listen, can I starts the big subway series between the New York Mets and the New York Gangs, and that you are going to be Yankees. We're trying to do a fair show trip tomorrow. Yeah. And now she's gonna be there too. You're gonna be there as well. Wow. Wow. With Gregg Teach family, that's gonna be funny. That's all I can wait. I love this family. You want to mix oil and vinegar. I can't have her. Yeah, Grete's family and Yell and Daniel, I can't have her. Can all be friends? I can't have her a mirrored Trish. This isn't gonna work. Can't have a wife, I can't. This is not right. I have I have a wife, and I have a wife and kids. It's funny when a woman walks in the meetings, just go right out the window. We aren't you supposed to end this podcast like, but here's what I want a new fan, right, fan Freak? You and I are Yankee fans? Yeah, I mean maybe not after you. Yes, let's place away and Dan Yell is a Met fan too? Really? Yeah, I gotta, I gotta broadcast. Let's place a wager. If the Mets win the series, Yeah, then then ball Freak and I will will eat shaven eyebrow off house. We're going to the and if the if the Max lose, we get to shave your eyebrows off. Here he bur the moment. Frat b bets. I'm not down with that. You don't want to eyebrows will come back tomorrow before the next game. What happens if they split there? What if they split the series? The series? Then you shaven eyebrow. We're shaving out a bottle of What do I get to save? Why do we freaking eyebrows? You don't want them? The Yankees shave his eyebrows. I just cannot what she's talking about. I cannot. Is she leaving? Oh my God, give you, oh my God, coming to give you a hug? What is going on? This to tomorrow? Everybody all right. Listen, Bold Freak is leaving what you're feeling the love from yelling Dan yelling, I love yell. Bull Freak is not feeling the love. Can you give a hug? Give give a hug? Going on here? This is crazy. She's giving everybody, she's giving out hugs, sitting as loud and everybody's going on here. You have someone in the workplace, male or female, that walks around and just gives love to people that need it. We need a song for Do we have a song for yelling Danielle? What go to a good song for her? I don't know what's a good song for her. I don't know why did you play last night? Last time? You loosen up my button? But that that's her. Gotta be her song, get her song, So that's her song. Hold you want to hear your song, Danielle? Yeah, every time she comes in the room, we should have that on for her. I'm always wearing a dress with buttons. That's right for now? What you stand on that side of the of the table. I stand this on the table. You don't sit next to me anymore? I cannot I have to be near you. I mean, ballfreak walked out he's sweating, he's walked down. You couldn't take it anymore. Please, does anybody understand what's going on here? Why is she playing with us this in this fashion? And little Mama, you look good. I think you want to play with a player from the news. Come Holladay, you got it like that big Snoop Dot with de lete pussy play. You look at me, and I look at your problem. Probably I gotta be honest, I'm looking the other way. I don't want to be witnessed to this. It was here after five o'clock and we're an oother place because there a story he robbed me here. It is never good at any time in the day or night. Listen, here's the thing. You can't even concentrate. You can't kid. We all have that person in the office sends you don't get any work done around the right. My heart is were shy. All right, listen, I got a get out of here. Great to see you again. Yeah, I thought you were here on Wednesday, not today. I'll be here Wednesday too. Maybe I'll wear I'll wear a shorter dress with less buttons. Oh my god, I'm kidding, yelling Danielle, we got the nothing right now, and we had we were supposed to explain through the audience why we came to do our podcast, and this is what happens something, you know, and it tracks through the room and I got it. I'm sweating, okay, and oh I see it. We have to end the podcast. I'm getting the great day. I'm dry mouth. I'm dry mouth. You need to really get it together. You are you are an unprofessional broadcaster. Look as she opened the door. You see as she opened the doors. She continues to play with us because she knows. She knows that it's your you know, that's your weakness. Okay, So tomorrow we head over to a real show. Yeah, we'll have a better podcast. Our friend Cheryl Cansenta will be with us tomorrow in studio. Alright, we might go to the game tomorrow night too, I guess ye.
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Great Episode number two. Happy Monday, everybody, Yes, it is so happy. No, we're not. I'm happy. We want to be and we had an incredible show planned, but we just we can't even get to it today. You really can't. Well, rather than talk about what we can't do, why don't we talk about what we can we can we also just explain to the off air audience what's really happening and why we can't get to it today. We take up the entire time, and that's in a brief story. Can't we just we we kind of owe the audience and explanation what's really going on? Well, we're being pulled in a thousand directions. After the show is over, After the big show is over, right, it all goes downhill. We're all called into meetings. That's and and that's for sure. I know that sometimes people use the word meeting is like, oh, I have a meeting. I missed. I can't do this, I have a meeting. But but in all honesty, there's really just been so much going on today this Monday. I don't know why today is the day. It just hates people back from the weekend. People wake up, They're like, oh my god, I gotta start working. And then what the audience does also does know is that is that we we really do have a job to do, and then we try to fit this podcast in whenever we can. And even in Baldfrey behind the scenes, he's got real deal stuff to do with the Ryan Seacrest shell. Matter of fact, right, pal, freak my boy, Ryan. But no, but you do you have right, you have real responsibilities to do with with with Yet Ryan, we're hanging out, hang out all the time. Ryan, if you're reading the lot, I'm not going to go into that. I want I want the elevator version of your story from this morning that we never really got to cover on the air, about how you went to go take a dump at someone's house, so blunt and then you used to that's the only story we're getting. You said when we started, we can't. Let's talk about one thing. Scary said before we started and right down the poop shoot that's the number one thing. Other good things. Problem, number one one thing. If there was one thing to talk about, my one thing to talk about today would have been, like I saw your snapchat Scary over the weekend, and I saw that you met Guy Fierti, and I wanted to know what day is guy coming onto the podcast? That's boring? Well, no, I'm sure that you gave him your card and you said, guy, we got this great podcast. I did, right, And then he said, oh my god, I have to do I have to do this podcast, Jones. Don't you think you should have done that? Jones? Jones hanging with Guy Fiery by the way, Yeah, you know how he is about people's last names. It's really crazy about that. So all right, Yes, this podcast is six months six minutes old, already months six minutes old, and we're already just pay for real, Like, didn't we all talk about, you know, trying to get as many selebs on the show as we possibly can whenever we can get them on. We can haven't done none of that exactly. So but didn't you think the same thing? Bull freak? Right? Yeah, you mean to tell me she was not a good enough celebrity last week. I never had any faith that Scary Jones would get a celebrity that he actually hung out with. He didn't get Constantine, he didn't get Marissa Tone, right, you didn't get Adrian Garnier. I'm still actually talking to him. To be honest with celebrity, I had Theresa to chat stoped away by the ball came in and just and then she's gone, what about how you had Melissa? Still still on the table. I'm still on the table at least so far. I pulled out THEO Rossy. I pulled out THEO Rossi, who was the star of a sonse of Anarchy and actually has a movie coming out. I pulled him out. I pulled out the owner of Demnos, and I pulled a JR. Are you kidd to be in the area? The owner of pizza Mike burg and also a count, And I booked AJR. You book a guy who owns a pizzaia that's not a celebritor. He's come on, so you definitely is gonna get something to Did you touch the guy forge any what happened? Yeah? I talked to his publicist and when what are you doing? Here's the whole world the ball Treek is in love with his voice box today my voice he found my box, he found the new set. Here here's my problem, okay, and this is my Oh my god, look who's at the door. Now, this is all over the place. Why is she up here? What's going on now? Wow? Yelling yelling Danielle just just shauntered in. What's up? Yelling Danielle? When who's who invited me? I was in um the lobby and I wanted to say, if we all let's let's go back a couple of episodes we were introduced to Danielle yelling Danielle, who's always yelling about a certain problem. But she's also like, she's staring at me right now. She will not stop staring at me. I can't stop. She has eyes for you. What is the deal with her? I cannot, I cannot think when she's in the room for you. Today, we also know Takedale is very attractive, very attractive. She's always playing with me. Stop one seat away, one seat away. I can't. My dress is going up. This is like going into a urinal. Seat you have to go if you're a guy, you go into the urinal. You have to skip a urinal. You have to skip a seat with Greg t She cannot just come in here and start doing this. She has to sit one seat away. Sorry, we were just talking about guy Fiertti that he perfectly wearing. By the way, it's kind of toxic. Hey, Paul freak, you see what's going on over here. Now, I'm not like you see she pulled her blouse down. If you want to smell my perfume, and you pulled it down, this is what is going very sultry. It's Daisy by Mark Jacob. It's really nice. But we were trying to talk about our podcast and see and get get a crap together. We were gonna have Guy Fiertti on the podcast. We worried, weren't that was never that was never flying. I spoke to his publicist and I'm going to try and get him up here. The problem is he lived in northern California, and does they have a telephone? Cellphone? Yeah? No, I want these people in studio. I don't like phones. He couldn't just call us the sickle guy Fieri's nuts with a feather. You have the guy at break I mean he can possibly call us. He's launched restaurants right shot about the weekend. I was in the Poconos over the weekend at his Mount Pocono kitchen. That it was good. Yeah, I know, it's a lot of fun, you know, So he was visiting his own restaurant out there, and he had a bunch of people, and I decided I gotta go say hi to guy. Guy. Yeah, that's it so great. To the second he sees something going on on my social over the weekend, he wants that person on Monday morning. Well, I figured that would be the deal. You meet guy Fierti and go, here's our phone number, give us a calling. Why would he not? What else this guy's doing? He sa launch restaurant? What else is he wants to promote his restaurants? Right? Waited him in? Just say he's dying his hair. You want to be on the show, right, yeah, I won't say what thing? Two people just put her hand on my leg again, Dan yelling, yelling because she's not she can't sit like this, Danyell, you might have to leave it. She's touching my leg under the console. Come on now, this is really ridiculous. Now at this point, come on, wow, what is happening? That was my foot? I feel like, what was that movie? People know How to Rob? What was the movie? Wedding Crashers? Remember Wedding Crashers In the movie where the girl is at the tinner table, and she's putting her hands on whatever I want to whatever, Wall freak. You know who that is? Come on, ball freak. That's Fisher. That's um Um Sasha Baron Cohen's wife. Yeah, yeah, you're you're the movie guy. I'm the movie guy, right, the movie guy. And I thought the movie phone was the movie guy. Remember that on this podcast? You already scene though? Yeah? I remember that's happening right now, can't I can't speak right now? Are you doing all right? Try? I'm looking away from her. I'm away from her. Sorry. Can we get back to Guy FIETI? Yeah, about so so he wants Guy on the show. I'll make a phone call. I have I know people, you know, you know a lot of people's clearing to keep it. Thank you, Danielle. I do have one question for you now now she's looking at me that way? What is up with yelling? Danielle has got issues and I don't know why we're having her yet. What do you mean? What do you mean? What I mean? You need? The things you do, the things you say. I mean, this is crazy. Remember when I said on your lab to tonight, I wasn't going to bring that up. I didn't want to talk about shout on his lapt No. No, he was Santa Claus and we had everybody sitting on his lap. I said, can I sit on your lap? And he said no, But I said, I'm the promotions director and I'm going to sit on your lap. It's boner clause. I can't keep it together anymore. Listen, can I starts the big subway series between the New York Mets and the New York Gangs, and that you are going to be Yankees. We're trying to do a fair show trip tomorrow. Yeah. And now she's gonna be there too. You're gonna be there as well. Wow. Wow. With Gregg Teach family, that's gonna be funny. That's all I can wait. I love this family. You want to mix oil and vinegar. I can't have her. Yeah, Grete's family and Yell and Daniel, I can't have her. Can all be friends? I can't have her a mirrored Trish. This isn't gonna work. Can't have a wife, I can't. This is not right. I have I have a wife, and I have a wife and kids. It's funny when a woman walks in the meetings, just go right out the window. We aren't you supposed to end this podcast like, but here's what I want a new fan, right, fan Freak? You and I are Yankee fans? Yeah, I mean maybe not after you. Yes, let's place away and Dan Yell is a Met fan too? Really? Yeah, I gotta, I gotta broadcast. Let's place a wager. If the Mets win the series, Yeah, then then ball Freak and I will will eat shaven eyebrow off house. We're going to the and if the if the Max lose, we get to shave your eyebrows off. Here he bur the moment. Frat b bets. I'm not down with that. You don't want to eyebrows will come back tomorrow before the next game. What happens if they split there? What if they split the series? The series? Then you shaven eyebrow. We're shaving out a bottle of What do I get to save? Why do we freaking eyebrows? You don't want them? The Yankees shave his eyebrows. I just cannot what she's talking about. I cannot. Is she leaving? Oh my God, give you, oh my God, coming to give you a hug? What is going on? This to tomorrow? Everybody all right. Listen, Bold Freak is leaving what you're feeling the love from yelling Dan yelling, I love yell. Bull Freak is not feeling the love. Can you give a hug? Give give a hug? Going on here? This is crazy. She's giving everybody, she's giving out hugs, sitting as loud and everybody's going on here. You have someone in the workplace, male or female, that walks around and just gives love to people that need it. We need a song for Do we have a song for yelling Danielle? What go to a good song for her? I don't know what's a good song for her. I don't know why did you play last night? Last time? You loosen up my button? But that that's her. Gotta be her song, get her song, So that's her song. Hold you want to hear your song, Danielle? Yeah, every time she comes in the room, we should have that on for her. I'm always wearing a dress with buttons. That's right for now? What you stand on that side of the of the table. I stand this on the table. You don't sit next to me anymore? I cannot I have to be near you. I mean, ballfreak walked out he's sweating, he's walked down. You couldn't take it anymore. Please, does anybody understand what's going on here? Why is she playing with us this in this fashion? And little Mama, you look good. I think you want to play with a player from the news. Come Holladay, you got it like that big Snoop Dot with de lete pussy play. You look at me, and I look at your problem. Probably I gotta be honest, I'm looking the other way. I don't want to be witnessed to this. It was here after five o'clock and we're an oother place because there a story he robbed me here. It is never good at any time in the day or night. Listen, here's the thing. You can't even concentrate. You can't kid. We all have that person in the office sends you don't get any work done around the right. My heart is were shy. All right, listen, I got a get out of here. Great to see you again. Yeah, I thought you were here on Wednesday, not today. I'll be here Wednesday too. Maybe I'll wear I'll wear a shorter dress with less buttons. Oh my god, I'm kidding, yelling Danielle, we got the nothing right now, and we had we were supposed to explain through the audience why we came to do our podcast, and this is what happens something, you know, and it tracks through the room and I got it. I'm sweating, okay, and oh I see it. We have to end the podcast. I'm getting the great day. I'm dry mouth. I'm dry mouth. You need to really get it together. You are you are an unprofessional broadcaster. Look as she opened the door. You see as she opened the doors. She continues to play with us because she knows. She knows that it's your you know, that's your weakness. Okay, So tomorrow we head over to a real show. Yeah, we'll have a better podcast. Our friend Cheryl Cansenta will be with us tomorrow in studio. Alright, we might go to the game tomorrow night too, I guess ye.