The Off Air Show - 'Blizzard Blues' - Ep.108

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents the off air show just Steery Jones and that Scientists Greg Tea one oh eight. Who was that little voice crack on you? Greg Tea? I'm still working. I get my voice back. Yeah, we'll keep doing that and you'll never get it back. Yeah. It's uh a little bit of a blizzard outside and somehow we're We've put together um a half as podcast. I'm gonna call this the half as podcast. That that's great, squee should we call this one oh seven and a half. Because we weren't really prepared. We were not going to do a podcast today. It is a blizzard outside, and no we weren't. We had no intentions to. But then Gregg t is like, and I want to go home in the snowing now, so much snow on there. So I'm gonna wait three hours the radio station and on board now. So I do want to do a podcast after all, but I got another to talk about, so I'm just gonna Actually, today is such a weird, such a weird day. He was walking around Scars got beer muscles for some reason, and he said, you think he's gonna start throwing his weight around. But here's the thing. So I lived down so far in South Jersey. So the blizzard that's coming down paused you do You do not live in South Jersey. You live in central New Jersey. If you look at the state of the great State of New Jersey, you live in central New Jerseys like central South. It's not really Central's what you live in. Central Jersey's freak South Jersey right, even twenty minutes from the Jersey shore. He couldn't make guys South Jerseys like freaking Trenton, South Jersey's Cherry Hill, South Jersey's Cape. May live in South Jersey. So there you go, right there, I live in south central Jersey. Gregg is becoming my mom? Are you kidding me? My mom? Not even close being close. I'll tell you right now what's going on? Greg T's walking around in thigh high snow boots. Well, freak, these boots are bad. Ball Freako boots are bad. He's been making fun of my boots. Boots right, nothing wrong with the beautiful right, No, there's nothing wrong with beautiful. There's nothing sponsor boots. You know what they cost me? You know they cost me? Who wanted freaking do I got in the season? Hey, ball freak. Yeah, covered this way, don't you know that? Guy, I'm taking a picture of putting them up. I want to see fair head say about my boots. Okay, I'm not listening. They're great boots. Let it be known. They're awesome boots. But I want to say one thing. Where's hold on? I'm a city guy. I go from the uber a door to the uber to the door. I don't need boots. I don't need snow boots right now, I boiled brat. I think that those snow boots are really made for like a foot and a half and more. You don't even get six inches on the ground where you are six inches? Like, what are you doing there? Ball freak? I'm trying to add something to the podcast. Beside you guys arguing? What's an argument? It's Greg T overacting as usual to everything that we do. Greg T is never in a comfortable Headspacewever, reacting, You're never in a great headspace unless you're have something to complain about. Stuck at the radio station three thirty this morning, you're creating your own drama. When did you get to the radio station? When did you get here? According to six quarter six, I got here at three thirty this morning to beat the blizzard. Three thirty I got here. Okay, did you hear what he said, bald? He said, beat the Blizzard's right? Would you exactly listen when we were up ball freak. Yeah, they never closed the schools. Everything very rarely, two thousand flights are canceled. Are you kidding me? We're in the urban jungle and we're not in the air, We're on the ground. You gotta be kidding me. I was out there at eight o'clock. It was jungle, but when I got here, you gotta be kidding. This is a classic example of people over you. You're a victim of the weather forecast. You don't have a victim. You're a victim of the TV anchors going crazy. Roll this screen, sleeves. Play the sound of what's what's going on? You got some blues, You've got some people out there are reporting live. Play some sound. Give me a clip of what's going on today. Let's let the affair heads decide what's going on. For all my years on this planet, I've always felt like the weather men have always have always made us poop in our pants before we've actually gone out there and it's not that bad right now, thank you, right now. It has been bad all day. There's seven inches? What is bad? What you got here? I got here when there was no snow. I get a three third of this morning. Yeah right, I came there was no snow, not a drop on the ground. It was just it was just damp, that's all. It was. All right kid, we're giving you a podcast and now we're here over here. He's being spoon fed by these TV people that overhype everything, and it's just a bunch of bullshit. This kid is from Brooklyn walking around in sneakers and snow. That's what you're doing Brooklyn. Because he said he's he's an Ubert door sort of. He doesn't step on he has, he doesn't actually step on the ground. That is not reality. The place reality. Do you want to hold want me to hold your hand on the way, I'll tell you what you get to drop me off on your way. You live in a fool's world. That is not reality. Reality is where I'm living in. That's reality. I don't know about that. That's taking a little far your where's your part? Gun? And you're snowed long? If I had that's your scarf in your hat and if if I had that, I would wear it. If I had it, I would wear it. This't sound like give a sou for that. If I had it, I would wear a kid I had Come on, dude, won't for don't? What do you want? If I had it, I would wear it. If I had it, I would wear it. If I had it, I would wear it. If I had it, I would wear it. If I had it, Go go you want more I had If I got it, I would wear my God, it's crazy. I gotta go on. Snowblow. I got snowblow when I got you, just blow my snowblower. Snowblow when I get home. This guy, he's walking around with muscles, beer muscles. He's what's he is today? He's got something in his in his pants. All you do is overhype the weather tea gregg t willy nilly. This guy is falling. What are you gonna do? Right? He yelled at mebe earlier, criticized me, criticize me. But he is a suburban guy. Scary Jones is an urban guy. So the suburban guy should be more concerned because he's got to go out there. You gotta go on the road and I'm straight four five minutes you drive here to scary Jones. No, I took an uber right, it's been I mean, in great teas defense, there's already been like hundreds of accidents here in the in the New York, New Jersey trying stay. He's delaying his stay here at the radio station for that the snow calms down. Okay, what's your what? What is your what is your reason for staying at the radio station? Because he cares about the off airheads aside from them, and I'm looking look out the window, look out the window. Hold on both freak. I want to let you know that it was it was Greg t yesterday who canceled this podcast before we had the podcast because I don't know if we would make it in. I didn't know what it would really past. Yeah, but now no, I said yesterday, I said we may not have a podcast today. I said that yesterday, but but I didn't make it in. And now look at the count that snow is coming down. There's gotta be a foot of snow outside right now. A foot. What are we talking about today's scare? Well, you have a bunch of questions. I just see a page with a ladder of red SCRIPTA. First of all, we gotta take a trip to Nickville's right. Charles Oakley got thrown out of the garden last night? What the hell is going on with? What is going on with the Knicks? Um? Also going on? We're gonna get there. What's next? Also we have UM, I can't read your handwriting. Pizzaday, Cold pizza, hot pizza. Today's National Pizza Day. What do you guys prefer? Cold pizza, hot pizza? But we'll talk about that a side. It's get it. Also, we're gonna shar Nos was supposed to be here today but she got snowed in and she I think she was on her way here actually. And I'd also like to talk about a new TV show that I also wanted you guys talk about a new TV show. It's called Sneaky Pete. I don't know if you guys heard of Sneak You watch it in the back instead of doing any work through our own Panasonic Pete, who couldn't come through with those gift cards? Seriously, it's it's it's on Amazon Prime. I want to dive into that. Yeah, supposed to be working, Yeah, instead of watching It's also New York Fashion Week, so I guess we'll touch on that from me at the Engines right now, Can I talk about the pizza. I've had three slices, so it's National Pizza Day. I didn't realize this till I woke up this morning and started listening to the show while I was brushing my teeth and flossing before I braved the snow. You got any pizza music? And uh pizza music? What are you crazy mofos? Wait, I'll let them finish. Come on, come on, everybody, all right, so hold on all the way bigger pizza. So yeah, these crazy mofos came out in Great Tea's Blizzard. Yes, and I was at three different piz pizza, different Pizza, Saluji's, Deninos, and Artichoke. So I've had three slices so far, including the one I just polished off here in the studio during the podcast. Which what did you have? I had two from Artichoken, one from Salujee's. I love Deninos too, but I think it's gone already. It's still it's well. I don't think I could do it four. I mean I could. That's the problem. Hot or cold? Hot cold hot pizza. I can eat cold pizza all day. I don't know what it is. I like it hot, I do, but I can eat cold pizza right out of the refrigerator, although I had to put some salad dressing on. It really sounds disgusting, right, Yes, a little ranch dressing on the side with some cold pizza side. You are so good in Italian? You dip it, you shuck. You don't know how to eat pizza. Did you hear that? We say that again to shut the music off. Won know they heard it the first, the pizza, cold pizza, and then you dip it into some ranch dressing on the side. Oh my god, fucking dressing on pizza, like my grandmother used to say. Oh, I would have to eat that stuff right with what Drussian dressing dressing. I have to try it. You have to try. I'm telling you you can use blue trees if you want. It's so good. I could be You know what, In a hundred and eight episodes on this podcast, I don't think I've ever been more ended by anything that's come out of Greg's come on that statement right there. You know he's so angry now you feel the anger, so angry he's actually got to go out there and get another ruber. He's gonna be he's gonna be like a quadruple search pres He's gonna be here ten minute commutes. I'm just you don't I just get what are you gonna sit? You're gonna sit in your box? I mean you really, you're right, you got big social plans tonight. I got nothing going on. You are the man in a box. That's what you are. A man. But that's what's scary. Seriously, you know, if the all fair heads don't know, Scary lives by himself. He takes his elevator up to his floor, he goes in, and he is right, and then he stands out there on the balfy and he looks down upon everybody. He's never that sometimes you do on that balcony. I've been on that balconymore walking out of a stad morning show has done for me. Pet tells you, I'm a man in the box. Hi ave New York City. No, he's gonna get in his chair. He's got the nice the nice leather chair. He's gonna back and he's gonna he's gonna put something on TV that he's that he's gonna half watched right, right, and he's gonna stare into his phone and probably falsely right, is that when we're holding you back from scary chills? The man in the box, he's sleeping we rest our case, yes, and you are. You are a vintage Sun the box. So he's got to get back to that. He's angry that he's outraged that he is not he's not begun to do that already. Meanwhile, like we got people Danielle and Scotty be like, how am I gonna might die on the way over an hour home? Because it's all gonna be okay. The road is safe and you don't have to sit here for three hours the radio station. You guys are out of your gorge. I have to be here, well you do, people like Greg t I gotta be here. I had to be here for seven minutes tonight. He's got two more episodes of Sneaky Pete to watch. Oh my god, So okay, what's on my mind is honestly Sneaky Pete, but because but but better than that, what is going on in Knicksville? For real? Seriously, what happened last night, which was with Charles Oakley getting kicked out of the Garden from James Dolan and his entire security. Jack here. You know when Scary Jones we went out for steak, Remember Scary went out for steak at Ben and Jackson and your friend the major d said, uh, you know some of the Knicks are here. Trent Tucker was here and he said Charles Oakley was there. Apparently they were in town celebrating this Nick anniversary like seven years, seventy years. But from what I heard is that Charles Oakley has an adversarial relationship with the ownership at at the Garden, so he had a pen to go to go to the game ticket That's why I already bought his own tickets on StubHub. That the that the Knicks did not even give him any tickets. Why I'm telling this is what I heard and I heard. Would he want to even be a part of it. I've all said that he's been iced out of all of the seventy year celebrations, celebrations that are going Something behind the scenes is going on there that we don't know about. He's he's not a part of the of the anniversary special, is not a part of the alumni crew. He doesn't do any of the golf outings. Like last summer I golf, Remember I went to this Gulf outing was Alan Houston. Right, there's a mess and knicks that do all kinds of things. And Charles Oakley has been iced out and I don't know how long the Knicks he was there there in the Patrick Ewing like the sort of sort of good glory days, and he was the enforcer. He was no tortures for being like a badass. He would he would elbow you in in the neck, you know, he'd put you down to the ground. He was the guy you didn't want to mess with. He's definitely a fan face. He got arrested, right, I mean they yeah him out. Oh you have sound even save a that we don't have a call. Come on, you know it's a blizzard. The computers aren't working. Oh my god, he's yelling at right. What's the wrong with him? Man? I'm looking up right now. I want to see some of his stats and see what he's got. I don't normally watch the NBA, but I had that game on last night while I was doing a couple of other things, and um, the local broadcast they didn't really cover it. I don't know why, but ESPN apparently like had the whole Shamille Shamazl has top for Incorporated. Okay, so here's the conspiracy on that one. So the Knicks played the Clippers last night, right, So the Knicks obviously they're on MSG. And who owns MSG, Well, that's that's Dolan, don't Land. So Dolan not only owns the NIX, but he also owns the network. So obviously they're not gonna show it. But ESPN they played the game as a national game because the Clippers, so that was the national draw. So the ESPN they covered the entire thing live on television. So if you're watching ESPN, you saw Charles Oakley get get the lambasted by the security and and arrested and thrown away. But Madison Square Garden picked up the game while it was playing. They wouldn't go to the stands, they wouldn't show you what was going on. So there's the other conspiracy right there. Phrases, But I agree with Scary, there's gonna be something else going on, and there's something bigger that we don't know about. I heard that he was he chimed in on the whole Carmelo Anthony thing, and they didn't like they didn't take kindly to that either. Like he was, he went out, he went to go yell at Dolan about about keeping about keeping Carmelo or let him go. I don't know what his stances, but that had something to do with it. If there's been blood between me and the organization, why the hell would I even want to be at the garden anyway. I just boys, let's just say that around the morning show, we we ran our time, We're done that. All of a sudden, we're gonna have some kind of anniversary thing and you've been iced out. You're not gonna show up. No, that would be you probably keep fine because Scary brought it up. So let's say you let's say he's been iced out. You're not gonna want to show up. You're not gonna dold be too angry to show up. Really, yeah, especially if they're gonna make me buy my own tickets on stub Hub. But Charles Oakley thrives on being angry, So it's off in that situation. I'm apparently paid off. Lest I agree that there's there's there's got to be so much more behind the scenes. It can't just be that. It just can we get him on the podcast. Let's put it. I don't want to make an empty promise, but why don't you put that on your list as a as a goal. I guarantee you talk to anybody right now he's gonna want That would be a huge That would be a huge one for that. They who do you know the steak guy? Who do you know? Yeah? I do talk to the guy Ben and Jacks. So why don't you call your steak guy if he knows from the steakhouse with with the oak Man and see if he knows Oakley and Steven, get Oakly to get call in. He Elk is gonna want to give a statement everywhere mushrooms? Oh man? Is that? What do you? What do you order when you go to a steakhouse? Umak, steak, steak for two. It's got to be the New York porter The Porterhouse is the best because Porterhouse gives you the best of both worlds. It's like a t bone. One side of the t is filming. On the other side of the tea of the bone is New York stripe. You get both the New York strip and a film all in one steak, So what's better than a pornerhouse for two? Okay? And what are your sides? What are you going to side? See how you're funneling Scary's enthusiasm. Pull me back in blizzard and thigh high snow boots. You lost me. But the food he's a he's singing in super excited. The cream, spinach guy, potatoes grotten, no grotten, because everybody always get the varagus. You always gets varigus. The PF. I could do without the asparagus. Really run that steam broccoli than asparagus, Like I like everything. I also like much on tomato. But great trouble about the chop salad. Right with chop salad, I'm going to salavate on top of my phone, right have all? You couldn't have any of the pizza, right, Scary? No, I got no pizza? Gotcha? Doctor cat lost on this thing? Is Dr Fatlow's coming in? Yeah, he's coming in actually a week from yesterday, so next Wednesday he'll be here. So on my mind today. All I gotta tell you, guys is it was sixty five degrees and I put my top down gratuitously on the beamer. You know, I saw that are you nuts? I mean, just because it was one little nice day. Producer sham in the Pink was like, I need to ride home, and I am I cool. I said, let me go get my car, and she started snapchatting me and next thing you know, I'm like, I got an idea. I pulled down the top and now the top of my car is completely down. I had my sunglasses on with a jacket and I rolled right up to her and I'm like, yo, I posted it. By the way, I saw a show Instagram and Twitter. That is the epitome of the douchebag, Like everybody knows that guy. You look at all the comments I got on my Instagram, they were all like, dude, I dropped my top today too, And the other people were like another, if I had a drop if I had a drop top, I would drop my top. But because it's just the principle that you're in the middle of February and the next day is going to be a quote blizzard, and you're able to do that and it felt so good, I'm sure it did. I'm not doubting you didn't. I'm just saying that everybody around you when they see somebody like that in February. They're not saying, oh my god, that's so cool. They're saying, seriously, what a douche? What augus drive around like that? They are, and you're that guy, because if you didn't have the drop top, the drop top, you'd be saying the same thing. You'd be like, really, in February, you should be driving around with a convertible like that, but only now you've got one. A couple of side eyes, a couple of streets. Of course, you work. That's not ever a couple of people talking about it. Of course you know what. She Oh boy, this is the song your host. Yeah, I like that, I love it. Yeah, Strokes taking us back a few years the show sharing check taint. She has an excuse questions here a bliss, she s feels U now turn why I would be left out? A cow? Don't go. I don't cant no for all this brock show, all around that door. What I've been in town of just found being being home and it's now and then, but I feels up down. I don't don't try. I've been walking for miles on the sand. Fans can feel grandson stand. I don't jopping him. I'm gonna damn last night she said, Oh man, I don't feel gone down. I'll turn me out when I feel I Doe strokes till Yeah, that show with all your favorite bro that's great. That is Chris Rust. You can always email us, by the way, the offair show at gmail dot com. Yes, and you know people sauld email. So maybe like next week we can get back to social media feedback. Yeah, we should do that next week. We thought he was requesting that. Yes, a little old business new business. Maybe they're ball freak. Yeah, maybe you could, uh well free, maybe you can give us some old business new business. Why don't you take it back to the roots. Well you're not even paying attention to us. What's going on? My freaking headphones on and we're talking about maybe some Maybe next week you can do a little old business new business. Tickle those ivories the way you used to do. Yeah, we're going back to that old gag. Wouldn't that be nice just to play a little piano to play you got that nice? Well give me no, you know, give me not that. Don't give me the version, give me the David Lee Roth version is a song no give me David Roth. David California Girls. You got your songs next time? David David everything this song, but it sounded just like this what the boys? Yeah, but what did tab? They want to California Girls? But it's Canlifornia right, not the same song? Yes it is, No, it's not. It's the same thing. It's a different songs. It's the same one. And it's just the Beach Boys doing Beach Boys. And this is the Beach Boys doing California Girls. Right, this is another Beach Boys head California Girls. Oh this is not wouldn't it be nice? No, they're just called California Girls. And then we worked the table the word version one step, but it's one. It's like six degrees of what I just said. I know, I know. Nice. There you go. This is California Girls and the song we just played and had nothing to do with one. What about David Lee Ross. Yes, David Lee Roth covered this Beach Boys song. Let me hear the David Lee Roth song. Let's just play the whole Pet Sounds album. Now, this is David Lee Roth. Yes. Why do I feel like you're a kid in to the school? Yeah, yeah, well freak. Don't you sometimes feel like great teeny just juice. Boss, you got your lunch bag, you little you got your little bag of cookie. Mommy, Daddy, can you buy me this? Let go to the museum. What's my mommy died? Want me nothing? Nothing? I want a super soker. Well, let's play some more, David, We do California Dreaming by the Moms of the Poppet. Are you going way Way? What was the very first wait? What was the very first David Ros song? They came out the Beach Boys? DA did this song? Just the same song, David A, this is crack, this is so old like the Beach Boys, and tell you to play Beach Boys. I didn't tell you to play beach was What was the very first song David ut Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he left Van Halen. I think he did the the Yankee Rose album. No, No, the first song he did? What was it called the first Day? What are you going to challenge me? You don't know. I don't think anybody here knows it's it's the ball Freak. I don't think it was that one. If anybody knows anything about even care because I will give it to you. But I don't know. What was the first day. I'm gonna look it up right now. What was the first No, it was not Smile, No, I think ed him and Smile was the first DLR this piano sheet music to this, buying it like when I was a kid. This is your theme song there, I ain't got nobody the second part of the song. Okay, this is a coup to tell him Scary Jones, Louie Prima, it's right, I love much. Could you play the Louie Primum version of Justin? Wasn't it like? Wasn't it dressed like Paradise freak? Why don't you play that on the piano right now? Actually, I want to say that those were the five scraper sky Scrape now that came out. I'm telling you, guys, let me school both of you just that Ico was the first single by David Lee Roth as a solo. I agree. I think you're right. I'm gonna say it was it was just it was dressed like Paradise off a skyscraper. I think the first two songs you put out where those covers. Can I say or maybe it was skyscraper. You got skyscraper that has just like Paradise on it. That's a good I don't give a ship. He wants to talk about the last night. The girls from the morning show Danielle and your Ritz and producer Sam hosted an event for the screening of the new fifty Shades Garbage fifty Garbage. So Scar, He's like, hey, let's get your roots in here and talk about the show. So we want to get a little insight. I'm like, what to expect this weekend when the movie comes out. Okay, So, latest of all, welcome, why do you yeah? You to the introductions, introduce you to the off their heads. This is your first appearance on the Affair Show podcast. Second appearance. You guys asked me if I would um do the bikini whatever. That was pretty parvy and wrong of us. So I don't think. Yeah, this is complete darker. You know what, We're just gonna erase that. Welcome to the show. Can't erase this is an episode number one oh eight. Welcome back to the show. I'm gonna take a picture of you with the fair heads. Know what we're talking about. Anyway, smile, someone let me zoom in on you. There, there's your risa bang gotch cars. First of all, first of all, fifty Shades Darker premier screening. I think, you know, as a single guy, bald freak. I don't know if there's anywhere else you would a rather band then when that movie was letting out last night, because it would just be just with there any dudes. There was a lot of dudes, but I came with their girlfriends, so it was like inspiration. It was like walking outside out of the movie, right. Yeah. Did they have notepads? The guys maybe their phones? Probably so talk to us about the film. Yeah, the film was actually much better than the first one. The first one was kind of like it was an intro so it was like a lot of boring scenes, just meeting, getting to know you kind of thing, Well, what's at the precedent here? Did you like the first one? Not really? No, So you think this one was better than something that was not good? All right? Keep going okay, But I think it was much better than I expected. I went with like an open mind. Um, I saw it and I an open mind, and I thought it was it was great, great film. Give us the sex scenes. Let's talk about by the way, you you don't need yeah, I need to. Can I say spoilers or no? Yes? On the au Fair show you can do. Yeah, we do not. We've never done this. It's fine, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, Ladies and gentlemen of the Affair Show podcast. This is scary doing you a service. Now, we want you to scrub a minute or two pass this point if you don't want to hear the following spoilers from fifty shades Darker. We're not going to play that game that never all these other morning shows do. But we're not telling you're not telling you, We're telling you. Yes, I'm not playing a game. The point is we're recorded podcast. That's the beauty of this. We can do spoilers here. I'm agreeing with you can't do it. You can't do it on live radio shows. Or scrub to the very end and go build a snowman and do yourself a really big favorite how it would be probably your best bet. But go ahead. Here's the spoilers. That was the scene where he is kissing her boob and I'm like, how the do they do that? Because no, I'm serious, how do you act and do that? He touches her do it? That means that means no, that means he was really in it he's into it. Oh you think you've been. That wasn't acting. That wasn't How wasn't in acting? I don't know. That was kind of weird. He has kids and a wife, like what? That was one place that I was like, whoa, that's kind of weird. But you say, because he has kids and a wife, he can't like pretend to It's not pretend. If your tongue touches the nipple is real, right, So great, tea, Come on you try. You got kids and a wife. Would you be able to kiss a booba? Would you be able to for your wife, let's say she Would you be able to see your wife getting licked by some mother guy, even if she's getting paid? Like question, fair quest. Here's the thing. I could not. I could not be like the guy on the side watching my wife do that. I couldn't. But if it was my job to do it, I could totally do it. And I would just need to find the right girl that could be with me. So it is a double standard. It's a double standard. I could not be with her if she's in that line of business, but if I was in the line of business, except it's right. So Sharon knows is on the phone, and she's an actress and she she's listening to this, So go ahead, what's going on? How are you doing? Oh? Well, I'm great. I'm a little cold and exhausted from this trip down the block where I got stuck in my car because I was trying to commence to see you, guys. I can't believe I got stuck at the end of my block and couldn't get to the driveway. I'll get in the second right now. We're just getting a quick fifty shades darker review from the came in hold on. I came in on the idea of whether or not that's okay with acting, and whether or not that's really acting. Guys, you want to hear something hysterical. I ended up doing my first kissing scene a few years ago, right and I was with somebody at the time. He couldn't take it. He had to leave the theater when he was watching it. He actually stood up and said, oh my god, and then took off out of the theater. I looked at him like he was crazy. But he affects people sometimes, it really affects them because nothing Yeah, because I understand. Listen, the final Pride can put you in a mood and you can get feel some sort of way. But I'm talking about the actual acting the scene itself as someone in a relationship. That's what we're talking about. No, I mean, it's a job. I mean, honestly, you have to get into characters. So the point is is that while you're in that moment and you're in the scene with the person, you have to feel Otherwise it's going to be safe. You have to get into the character of it. I don't know, he was really into her boom it was you saw tongue and nipple action. I was like, what's He's a method actor. Okay, that's what I am. I say to everybody, I'm a method actor. That's what I am. Yes, I will be. I'll do method acting all over you guys. The other sex scenes where I mean, it was obvious, like it was not really like everything was. That was the only real scene that you're saying. That scene was like over the top. It was really like like you got the feeling that they were very much into it on that scene alone. Yeah, because I mean, and the other scenes you don't see any they're part of the body, like it's just all illusion. So they're covered up with like merchants, which is like fake bush. But what my question is, so that is they're acting. How come I can't just be with a woman that's going to act like I I don't need her to feel anything. I just want to hook up and just do it. And I am saying, not a real thing. But why not a real thing? Why not that you want to pay her to pretend? I mean, I thought you like what. I want to know why I can't find the girl to just like, you know, just pretend to like, enjoy it and do with me and don't care. I don't have any feelings. I was just gonna say, yeah, there's somebody like that, you have to go pay them. Obviously, I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. I have no idea. I think it's the film though, Okay, continue, Can we go back to the sex and the sex scenes? There are they not? They're I think they're mild mild. Yeah, I mean they promised this one is gonna be filthier, this is gonna be dirty, It's gonna be darker. It's called shades dark It's called shades darker because of the emotional side, because of the Darker in the movie theater. You like the first movie though, were you like a big fan of No, No, I'm not completely. I just watched this with an open mind. It's like, I'm not obsessed with Like, that's why I'm not like a Twilight fan that is obsessed with because the same thing. But the whole thing is that people, what do you mean it's the same thing. Fifty Shades of Gray is a fan fiction from Twilight. Yeah, yeah, you guys that. It was a blog that this woman E. L. James wrote and she became she had a lot of followers, and then they were like, oh my god, you should write a book about it. So she wrote a book and it became three like just like Twilight. So there. The first one is mostly it's exactly like Twilight. That's why in the first movie she's just like Bella. She's biting her lip. It's too much, said a lot of said a lot of relationship boyfriend girlfriends. Go see this movie for Valentine's Day this weekend. I definitely got turned on by watching it. So yeah, yeah, I did, so anybody, No, I did before it at the women what about the women in the theater? How would they feeling when they were walking out everyone. I think I would have loved to have been the roving reported with a microphone. I think everyone was excited about it. Everyone just wanted to watch the movie. I don't know if it was about the sex scenes or just because Christian Gray is freaking hot was also a psycho. He's a maniac. Wait a second, where there more women or men in the theater. There were definitely more women in the theater, but a lot of women went with their significant others. It seemed like one question, we're going some of the sex. Was there this question about all this? Was there one thing that you took from any sex scene where you were like, I want to try that. There's this scene there is spoiler alert spoiler spoiler alert the scene that it's like he's like controlling where her legs can like she's like, he's like suspending her legs and then he turned her around with it. He's like do you like this? And she's like yeah, I'm okay, and then he just turned around randomly and then like he does okay. So I understand why this is so sounds so crazy. It's just exciting. It's also twenty two years old. I haven't tried a lot of things, but that you took from the movie, like that, that like suspension thing. You would want to do that, Yeah, because you get a control. It's honestly just a controlled thing. It's not like which is the whole the whole The whole thing was a mind screw. Yeah, that's all it is. Christian Gary is not this real person like he's it's just about it's like a symbolism of submission, like someone always is a submissive and someone's always a dominant. You can change roles, but it's gonna be like that. And he does not die in You get scared at spoiler. You get scared a little bit if you didn't read the book. All right, well, and and now book versus film. The first thing we know the book was more sexual because of what goes on in your own mind as opposed to what happened on the screen. What about the second one? No, I mean I didn't. I couldn't get the past the first chapter in the you didn't want him? And I didn't read this second one. No, I just know. But the first book, I really loved it because I was a virgin, so I read it being a virgin never knowing anything about sex. I was like, oh my god, this is so yeah, but porn is different than actual sex. And then bald Free thinks he's gonnam porn. He thinks he's living in important excuse bald Freak. That's right. Now, I do a pizza. The guy delivering you're gonna have Yeah, no any meat on this pizza. But what everybody has porn music? What everybody doesn't know about the bald Free can I say? Please? Well, people don't know about bald Freak is that he is really really sexual, like he loves loves experimenting to talk about that one time we got drunk together. You've told this college. Yeah, you've told that. It's been there. Anybody want to a pizza? But he walks away? Yes, it, order some extra pepperoni on this pizza. Baby, let him kiss your boog Oh that move? Sorry for you. Sorry you had to walk into this movie. It's a little window into what all the ladies are missing out. That's your Richard from our morning show. Thank you? Are you still a virgin? Um? All right? Good see you? Well there is your review of fifty Shades Darker. Thank you? Pretty knows where the hell, are you hi? Guys? Where are you? Where I am? I I'm sitting back at my house finally, Are you kidding? It's ridiculous outside? Are you gonna go? Are you gonna miss to the movie? No? No, listen, no, not yet, not going anywhere today obviously? Why are you not going to go see the Shades Darker? I'll don't see it eventually. I just you know, I'm not like into anything that much that I have to run and see it immediately unless I'm in it. Unless you're in it, right, I'm not, but it's true. At least I'm being honest. So so talk to us. What's going on? Why can't you make it here today? What's going on? You? You got to come into what time today? What time did you get into it? I got in at three thirty this morning? Yeah, hero, he's everybody's hero. Right. I got here? You got thirty? Okay, So somewhere about i'd say eight o'clock. I tried to head out to come into you guys for about ten thirty. Right, did not happen. I got down the block. First of all, I thought I would be okay as long as I could get to the highway and I had already seen on this news that the highway. They said, it's a state of emergency, don't come in right, But I still said, let me try, Let me try. It's you know, it's not that bad. You're you're getting crazy like Greg team was getting crazy before. First of all, it is like the blazon out there, you can't even try in front of you. That's ridiculous. Out the plows because they closed the school. So here's the cats twenty two. When they closed the schools, right, that means the plows don't really care, so they don't come out right way. Do you need to trek through this stuff on your own? Really? Did you get there trying? Yes? I got stuck down the streets. I couldn't even get back to my driveway till just now. I spent three hours at the bottom of my hill. So when are you gonna? Are you shoveling? Do you shovel your driveway? I don't shovel my drinks the snowblower snowblowers. So I have a really really long driveway, and I live in the burbs where the streets are really long. Name and the how is this happen? Name? The streets have no name. Streets have no names, no names. I'm telling you, it's ridiculous. Like when it snows. Sometimes I love when they have school still because at least they have the buses. And then the buses make the plows go out. Now, so then who who shovels your driveway? Your dad? No, we have a we have a plow guy, and then the clouds that comes and take care of it. And then the other guy comes and he does the shovel and love the front walkways and the batt and then you give you give them a little heart of time. You give a little five dollar tip and a pera. You get a beer and a five dollar bill. That's really nice here, you know something funny. I actually do give them like drinks, and sometimes I'm like, oh, let me get you. It's kind of cute. You break out the swissness. When are you gonna come in? When are you gonna come on the show? Jangly guitar? Obviously I'm not making it today. I'll come in tomorrow. How got you guys? No, we're not gonna be in tomorrow, Friday, Friday tonight. Yeah, i'd go to the allergy. He's out of here about like seventh Friday on my own. This is ridiculous by the way, you know, it's Back and Week starting today. Yeah, you was supposed to wear some great outfit for us today and I'm supposed to kick off Back and Week walking one of my designers tonight in one of the first killings. You're not sure what's gonna happen now, They're just one of my designs. Would you be able to Monday, Monday or Tuesday come in here and give us review about fashion? We can tell So I'm like, I'm dying to come in in to you guys. I missed you off their heads and I wanted to come in and show you fast and today I'm trying of thumped out to killed it. All right, Well maybe you could somebody can. If you have a question for share nose, you can skimail the off Air Show at the Offair Show at gmail dot com and put it in there for share notes. All right, scare you go? Free wolves? Dad, Come on, this is one of my favorite. Yeah. Where does Sarair live? Where does Sharair live? Where? Movie face? Come on? I see with that walker carrying sto want let's sake, shilter. Yeah, the poison ring to morning. He's scary, doesn't think it's snowy badly because he's got a ten minute commute back in his uba, gagerating you and you and you and you and you see? Are you stuck? There? Is that? What's going on out before me? Forever? He's actually stuck in light? Right, we aren't starting stuck. I'm trying to stay here as long as i can to ride the storm out, and then I'm gonna head back home. I'm probably gonna get out of here like another hour. Are you a writer? Riders on the storm on the store, riders on the storm doors. But the kids are off right, Yeah, they got a snow day. My daughter already called me. He's like, Dad, when are we gonna go sleigh riding? Come home? Your I do have a snowblower, yeah, full blown. Wait listen, I usual snowblown. That snow on top of the kids, and they think it's funny. But that's huge. You have reason to go play with them out in the snow. That's awesome, right, We all we eat yellow snow all good times. 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