The Off Air Show - 'Baldy and The Beast' - Ep.104

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Speaker 1: This is what we can't every day. This is what the author so when he said the scene they just ball friends, just jamming right more. It's amazing his headphone right, he's ignoring me. Recteae. Whenever you're ready to start to showing bull freaking seriously any time now, he's like he's like shrouded from peanuts on the piano. He's just going and he's what nicks, he's looking down and he's just beating like all like freaking Beethoven and stuff. Yeah, he can going about forgall sing a song. Ready, let's just some lyrics. He got ready munch to the beat of my own drum my nag ball freak. I thick these guys on time stops sitting in my headphones jamming to myself. I don't get ship. We were going next best his Testiday, you gotta change the courts phone. Kids do say that he was filding up. I was building up to something. You even know what a chord change. I was waiting for you to do. All your kids called it. It's actually called a key change. Yeah, give me a key change, give me a see a bouncy see start the show. The need to start to show I'm not starting to show like this. I'm not starting to show like this, starting show like this. Key back in his way, I'm gonna run out and take a pitch. Somebody hit the song, somebody, I'm sorry. I had to just spare off. That was nowhere. Fat Sary Joe was a legend. Greg t Look, yeah, episode one oh four. Finally and look who's it's a pea walk out like a bald guy. No microphone, he's gotta use this one over here be one ball guy in the room at the same time, So I guess it doesn't extent bald hate Bald Pete? What's that? Was actually my nickname? What happens? You're still bald? Yeah? I had to. I had fat Pete and bald Pete. Have you been bald your whole life? I was really what are you really? What you were? You? You don't even want to know if I didn't want to know it when I was a kid, I have a fourth grade picture that I have. No, no, no, no, I got bald like right aft senior in high school? Oh me too, didn't it suck? Yeah? Yeah, terrible and funny story. I went to a doctor because my mother was freaked out that I was going bald, you know, like it's not normal. And the doctor said that because of all the years of playing football the football helmet did it to me? Oh wow, I don't think I haven't. I haven't had a football helmet on since nineteen and it never came back. Male pattern bald. This comes from your father, your your your mom's father. That's where they say it usually. But I did have it. I heard they do say, like if you were a hat on your head, you know for so many years you could have suffocated. You're gonna you know, I'm gonna check snopes and see. Yeah. But they also heard eat carrots, stand on your head. It doesn't matter. Your destiny is destiny, you know. There were a few of us, like Bruce Willis, Mark Messier. We look much better ball, I write, I don't know if I look better bald, but I feel like I look good bald better. By the way, do you think you look better if you have a picture yourself with hair? Can we put a picture of Panasonic feet up on the Instagram with it looks fake behind both of you and use your heads as like bongo, look who's yeah, you're kind of bald too. I mean we would here with hair. I've got hair. I get it buzzed. You guys are legitimately you got to look like you're about to get like follically challenged. You have like electric chair head, what like they're gonna like, yeah, you have you go into the chair. Your last what's your last? Like hair? A little bit of hair, not a lot of hair. I don't like hair on my body, just a little bit of hair in my head. If I feel like, if I had the ability to grow hair at this point, I like I would keep it like that because I feel like the low maintenance aspect of being Remember I knew you when you had hair, remember that back in the day. That back in the day. Then Ronnie got a rug and then what he he debuted at the end of the pool hall. We were all out shooting pool and Ronnie had a baseball cap on because he was, you know, kind of like, you know, losing his hair at that point. And then all of a sudden he ripped his his his his hat off and there was a full head of hair. I'm like, dude, yeah, I took different people into the bathroom and everybody came out like like dumbstruct they couldn't believe it was It was not I mean, if you remember, it was not cool. It was just I always like, I wind up wearing hats a lot because after you get it done, like it's just your head sweats and it starts to get loose and you gotta go back and get me. You'd go in these you'd go to this um like salon in Midtown and there'd be these beautiful hairdressers like cutting your your freaking wig off, and it was just traumatizing. I hated it. So I'm gonna put a picture up of bald Freak with his real hair and me from back in the day from the prom. Yeah ninth, Well that's my real hair, that's your real hair, real hair. And I had a big capel when I was younger. Man, I had a lot of hair. I don't think I had pictured of you and I with fake hair. No, No, I'll have to. I'll have to dig one up big for me. Your shampoo, no ship on your scalp now, no shampoo. Just so it's a difference between washing my button washing my head. I don't know. I always thought that he needed some kind of like special scalp soap something like opens up the pores and like cleans up the dead skin. Of shampoo for that little thing? To you? You put shampoo on that? Yeah, that's a complete waste of money. Are you kidding me? No, I'm telling you I always shampoo it. I could spit on your head and clean your five o'clock shadows. Shampoo up there. You can condition it for real? Why don't you if you're got to do that? Ony, don't you use hair spray? No? I don't, but conditioner a little bit sometimes and a little bit of shampoo. I cleaned it, all right, Why not? That's a waste of money. But okay, what do you about like Ivory four and just just rub it on your question? Do you shampoo underneath your arms? Yeah? But I have no hair in there. I have no I have no hair in my armpits. You shampoo your hairless armpits? Sam, whoever won on the freak regular soap like you should put on your head? You learn something? Whatever your hair up there? God, he's got no hair. You've got no hair. You're still Today's episode zero. What do you mean there's at least half an inch? What? Please? It's a half? It's not a one thirty second of it. That's not a half inch, absolutely nothing. That is a halpenage. Dude, what get your measurements right? So how do you wash your beard? Then? Ball freak? What do you mean soap? What about shampoo? Shampoo my beard? I don't say this though it's a great tiste point. They do have oils for beards where you could like I do like, yeah, that's some sham conditioner after I after I shout condition my beard. Yeah, I do have a beard a wild man. Uh. I think it's called wild man beard conditioner. I don't not an endorsed, don't have any of these problems. Regular shampoo. And you know what, you've never had a beard and I never did know you look terrible with a beard. You have a full head of hair. Look thank God, because I look awful bold bald too? Yeah? Well, Pete, that's how what's where bald freak comes from? Because it was a freak. You understand, you understand we're not freaks, not anymore so that we learned where bald free comes from. You can always get in touch with us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com, also Instagram and Twitter. Today we want to talk about where you might get a good pulled pork sandwich. Seriously, where do you get a good pulled pork sand Also, we have to talk about our amount rushmore list. You guys submitted some stuff on Facebook. Did you put that on Facebook? Yes? I did it. It's up there. It's on Facebook. And uh, our friend Melissa, yes, she'll be calling in. But first, gentlemen's we start our end. Yeahful freak, you're ready? What's going on in the world? Maybe we'll throw it over the pass on and Pete as well. You're here, you might as well. Why don't we kick it off with him? Pete, you'll tell us what's going on in your mind? What's going on? Real quick? I'm real upset with the airlines. Why because I booked a ticket, paid good money for a ticket, and then when I went to pick my seat, they tried to bang me for seventy nine bucks. Why because that's the rules. Oh, you pay extra to pick a certain chair, a certain seat, to pick any seat. Very unhappy? You're tired of that? Very unhappy. I gotta start. I gotta be like scary. I gotta fly private. Oh yeah, right, you got friends with the airline. Can't you call somebody they got help them out. They got fired because they started charging for seats. That's why. That's why scary. Go to you man. Well, listen, let me tell you something. I destroyed my kitchen last night. Why I tried to cook fish in the oven without using oil, because you know him on this forty day deep homes right. So I learned the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way. I was supposed to take the fish and put it in parchment paper with vinegar and all these other spices, make a little boat and then put it in the oven and roasted, and then the fish cooks write its own thing without getting burned. Put it on wax paper. I put it in wax papers. Oh sudden, I smell this, like, what the hell is going on? In my oven? Paper was burning, the fish was on fire. Disgusting, What a disaster. Then I looked up on Google the difference between parchment paper and paper and wax paper, and I realized the parchment paper is made for baking the ruined. I ruined a perfectly good bronzino, so you didn't need any of it. No, it was disgusting. It was charred, that is horrible their kids in Africa that are crying right, Yeah, exeriously, I feel bad. Honestly you ruined the perfectly good pizza. But now I barchi papers for baking and broiling and uh, wax paper is not for the oven. Who do you call when you have a cooking question? Like sometimes I'll call my mom ask Alex. Now, oh, I'll ring my mom like my I have a problem. She's like, you only call me when you got a cooking problem. I do you know? I will tell you I do. I do still to this day call my mother. I do a cooking as well. But you know what the problem is for me when I do that, because I love to cook. They always it always seems I do it too late. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like? I made meat balls the other day and I called my mother and I'm like, what do I gotta do? And she goes, oh, you gotta put three eggs in. I said, well, they're already in late, so they're gonna be like hockey bucks. And what do you have? Great? Oh, yes, scary. I'm glad you came to me. Bald freak front and center son, What do you want? Can you speak up a little bit? What do you want? Thank you? Well, here's what I did. I felt so bad because you know how you cry all the time, Scary? Can you play for the audience? How bald freak rise? Oh? You know when when we want to call the way him? Yeah, please hold on a sea? You are, like, I really care what songs you play on the podcast to hear song? There he is, there's freak. Yeah, why are you gonna play my song? Why are you gonna play? So? You know what I did because I couldn't stand it anymore. I had no choice. I looked him up, so I went and got your little bone iver and here's what I found. What your bony there? Pronounce? How do you pronounce a bony there? When it's b o N space? I V E R. It's dude, it's bony there? Do you want Scary play the song that I found for him? So boll freak. I don't want to hear it anymore. This is called no more, This no more. This is skinny love from Bony. But here's what I wanted to say about the song. Yessten to it, listen, okay, beautiful head take wake Up, Wake Up. Best Alternative music album Grammy winner Bonair, Best New Artist Grammy winner Bony Fair. It sounds like a Lumineer's rejects song. No, the Lumineers are bony Vera rejects. Get it get it right, bro, she get it right. What do you think the Lumineers were influenced from me? Couldn't he come up with a name that was pronounceable? Is it from the band? It's pronounced bony vair? He spelled b o n And the second name is I v e R. Is that a person or a band? Uh? No that The guy's name is justin Vernon, but he goes as bony Kay. I'm okay, I'm up. Sorry. You were in a bad, bad nightmare from the album Boni Vera Boni Vair. Yeah, well so this is what I did. So after I looked up your guy and then I got the song on iTunes, I'm sitting there going, this is what you wanted to play us? Right? So? But well, you see, the first of all, I didn't say I wanted you to play that. I said you said pick a band that's good that you that you Likeuki. I'll tell you that that's no Suzuki. You know, sometimes you have the hints sometimes you have there's no accounting for taste out there, and you guys don't have any. So you can say. You can play your wambulance, you can snore, you can do whatever you want. You listen to garbage. You listen to garbage, both of you. Bad Embougee is not garden. You listen to bad hip hop, and you and and t Bone listens to bad country music and country rock. But that is not gonna take our listeners and go, oh my god, you gotta listen to this podcast. I'm not asking you to please my listeners. I'm asking you, like, if you would let me pick a song, that's all all right. And I wouldn't have picked bony Vera for the podcast. I just said bony Vera is good. I like a podcast. The next podcast you turn into music album Grammy Award winner, ye throw the guy a passive fire unbell. You'll pick the next one. Okay, you don't do me any favors, but okay, and I tell you to be perfect pick so you'll pick a rocking, rocking song that's going to get everybody excited when you get a pick it for tomorrow. I'll do it. For the next podcast podcast. All right, so great tea. Why is it on here? Then you said you're looking for a good pulled pork sandwich? What does that mean? So yesterday a buddy of mine, what you can pull my pork? Listen? You can you speak up so people can hear you. I don't want you to hear right, because who can speak over you? Freaking too loudspeakers over here? I know you guys have two experiences twenty two years experience. All right, come on, let's get to because we come. We listen, you beat me and I'll be you. Okay, yeah, you stop. This is awful. This is unlistenable, guy, unlisten. We're talking about pulled pork. Move along, move along. What I wanted to do was I wanted to get a great pull pork sandwich. I really did. So A buddy of mine said, come on over, come on over. He's the new manager of this place. So I went over to this place in Hoboken, New Jersey, and I had a little sandwich and it was good. But I think I still didn't think it was the greatest pull pork sandwich because I don't want to name the place that I went to. But but I think we're good. We're a nationwide podcast. So there are people listening in the South amazing pullpork in Kansas City, here in New York City, right, we we should not be the people that identify what good pullice. I agree with what's scary is saying. I agree. I think that New York is good with some foods. But pull are a good pizza and great bagels. I agree we aren't just so vast. You have to find a good pull pork sandwich in I mean, Virgils makes it decent. Place in Brooklyn called home something or other. Actually, dude, you know what's good. What it took where that's a good one. I'm gonna write down Fletchers and that's in Brooklyn. T s A. You better than bony fair Well. So I am on the hunt. So I also last week I went to a chain restaurant because I knew that they had pulled pork. It's your first mistake. And you're not kidding. You're not even kidding because I'm not going to embarrass You're absolutely correct. Ay, I'm not going to name it be You're right, it was not any good. I can't believe it that I I really can't find a good pulled pork sandwich. And I do think that Scary was right. And maybe maybe Ronnie, you know, maybe you know something different about Brooklyn. But in New York City, I cannot find a good, good pulled pork sandwich. Can't find it New York City, New York cities where where transplants come from? These good places and they and they open restaurants. So there's gotta be more than we just mentioned. Maybe there is, and we just mentioned three right. Well, I am on the hunts, So if you guys know the place I'm just told you when I was gonna go to Fletcher's in Brooklyn, that's where I gotta go. I'm this and the podcast. Can we just hit the song and let's get on the outro and just go right now. Put bony veron and Great Tea's car on the Mercedes on the way, We're we're gonna put him on. You give me by hey, Gary, Capo's going on. Ronnie came up with something cool yesterday, Thank you regarding Mount Rushmore. Tell everybody about Mount Rushmore and who's your Mount Rushmore and how you came to this? Well, I mentioned that I met my one of my idols, Don Mattingly the First Basement from the Yankees when I was a kid growing up, and it made me think. I told Manning, I said, you're on my Mount Rushmore of like celebrities and idols, people that I want to meet in my life. So I checked him off the list. But there's four people on Mount Rushmore. Do you know who they are? Great Tate, No, I don't. I only know those two told you yesterday. No, it was not a homework assignment. But we told you you didn't retain that information. It was George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, it was um, no, he doesn't What was his name? Wait, give me the other guy's name. Jefferson and Roosevelt jeff I was gonna say Tom, not Fdr Teddy. Who Thomas Thomas President, President, President Thomas. There was no president. There was never a Thomas. There was the president Thomas Scary Jones. Are you kidding me? There's no President Thomas, President Thomas Thomas Jefferson. That's what I meant, Thomas Jefferson, That's what I meant. I meant that Justice Clarence Thomas, Thomas Jefferson. Well, I gotta tell you the the Facebook response when I put this up here, Um, it was less than impressive. We just got one person. That's it. Well, first of all, it reached four thousand people according to Facebook. Does this post reached four thousand people? Of those, only one person, Colleen Garrel Ryan on our Affair show Facebook pages haunted my Mount Rushmore is Elvis Gregg, t Ronnie and Scary and uh and Omar, the President of the Cabinet said, great question, jugs. I have to think about that. I think we got a Twitter response as well. Would somebody superimpose their heads onto the actual amount Rushmore? Oh? Yeah, Bill Burkett, Bill Burke, guilt. That sounds like you see that now. That sounds like something that court Chester Lonnie would be doing. Lonnie would have put something like that together. But I got to watch you back, Lonnie. Bill Burkett's on Burkett, Wow, Bill Bank, Bill Burkett, Bill Burke, Yeah, check it out to check your Twitter accounts. Oh he didn't tag great tea? Why not? I don't know what that boot? Please? Bony Fair Alright, so, Scary Gains, So who are you gonna put on your Mount rush I told you it was yesterday you were the only one who didn't answer. I'm still figuring all out, said you're gonna tell us today? All right? So I said Bruce Springsteen my first thanks to be fighting onto rush Guys. Been good, that's right. So I got boosts. I don't know, you know what saxophone? Alright, so listen. So I got Bruce Springsteen. My next one from Mount Rushmore. Let's go fast. Michael Michael Phelps. Okay, why Michael Phelps? What do you mean why Michael felt? You don't swim? He's the greatest swimmer of all time, the most decorated um which Olympic medallist the United States has ever had. T I'm gonna let you finish, But Michael Phelps was the greatest swimmer of all time. Come on, of course he was. Come on, but what is the significance to you? Did you grow up? I mean he's he's young, yes, I understand, but he's still It doesn't matter. He's still like the most one of the most amazing, most decorative athletes of our time. Why would you not want to put him on Mount Rushmore? Has a very long face. It would take a lot of space up on Mount Rushmore. But the continue Okay, I want to know, like, why why is Michael Phelps important personally? It's a kind of obvious. It's itself. What do you care about the Olympics? Here, Jones? You what do you want to meet Mary lou Retton? Isn't he the most decorated American's? Is? He's the most decorated? Exactly. I'm not challenging you. I'm asking you, what so what you love the Olympics, Great tea. I never knew you to be like a big Olympic Fand you know, it's not that it is the Olympics that I really love, dude, it's because he of who he is. Alright, alright, I don't I think that's pretty legit. He's got no he's got no like sentimental attachment to Michael Phelps though what he doesn't have to. He just respects the guy. He's the greatest Olympic swimmer of all. That's not my opinion of who should be who should be on your Mount Rushmore. That should be somebody who's person like you have a personal attachment to. Okay, then I have to go back and figure tell him he can't chisel into rock. Then I might not even put Bruce on there. Maybe put bon Jovi on there instead. You can see that makes more sense to me. Bon Jovi. Yeah, John bon Jovia, I I'm my Mount Rushmore. Why not? Do you love bon Jovi? Of course? Of course, from jeez, what do you give me ship for? I'm trying to help you out here and making your You're ruffling his feathers unnecessarily. I'm thinking that bon Jovi is probably a better choice than Michael Phelps. That's all I'm saying. She's up to you. Once you with both in the morning, you got two slots left, you do all right? Well, then I'm gonna put on I'm gonna put the rock on there, Bruce Springsteen, the rock bon Jovi, Michael, and you're gonna make fun of my musical day. Had somebody else set? Yeah? No, there's only four four room for four heads on your mouth? What about what about Frankie Valley? Frankie Valley, that's too late. Sorry, you're bumping off of Frankie Valley. Zach Brown is Zach Brown. Somebody's gotta come off. Who's coming off? Bon Jovi for Zach Brown? Yes, and that's coming off about Bony there, bon Jovie Bonnie be No, what about Elton John You can yeah, you can have whoever you want, but you can we have four naming a time four Ye, he's naming an entire mountain Rage, Michael Phelps, Zach Brown into a whole country, Bruce Springsteen and um, this is rough. Come on like the real mount Rushmore A bunch of white dudes. And I need an actor. I need a good actor. Do you tell us? Like? Who do you like? I got a good actor, Bill Paxton. You can't take someone off your celebrity deadpool, Bill Paxton, how about Pauli Shore? This is I'm gonna think I need one more. Passion Pit, Passion Pit. I love this song. Let's take a walk from Passion Pitt. We're gonna talk to our friend Melissa next try to solve her dating issues. Gold wait here you all suck. It's the air show. All these guys have places. It seem like it's been an Angels Tomorto Son great. I love this country. I can feel the right. I never be along to try once. I was a station and Call Nations. He was still young in my life and saey you bring my Emily stay side. What they say let's scouting across the card. What's a year? I'll see them for a week or so after start. I love that song. It's passion Tip take a Walk on the off their show, Scary Greg T and the Bald Freak. You take a Walk, You Take You take Over? That was my pick. By the way, three years ago. Shut up that the song doesn't have to be new. I felt like we play new music every day. Here, come on, man. You came in and you're like, I'm gonna play this new song my passion pit and both were like laughing. You know what, I bet you freak? What happened? Wolford? What happened? I'm not weighing in on the songs. Does I feel like I'm I'm just an island here, I'm an island buying over you. Listen. You don't rank in my musical book. You don't. Yeah, yeah, of course I don't, because I have taste. What's that one? Black Moon and the Bear, Black Joe and the Honey Bears. You check it out. The Bears, I'm working on that. Okay, you'll get right to so Um. The other day I told you that our friend Melissa, who we met, she's um. She called the show a couple of times. Actually, she's always getting She's like the quintessential dating single woman in New York City. True, yeah, Melissa on the phone, we're doing all right. You know this is the same woman who's who threw a guy out of her apartment because he wouldn't get along with her dog. Right, Yeah that yeah, Yeah, seems like it's her bed to right. The same woman who went on a date and as she went to the bathroom told the way to drop the check on her date, and then the waiter threw her under the bus to the date and said, hey, by the way, she told me to drop the check while she was in the bathroom, and which was a lot of listeners found a little questionable. Oh this is the girl. Yeah, it's Melissa. So Melissa, you're in the off fairhead, and you've become one over the over the last couple of problems. Yeah, gifts. For the record, I always offered to pay. It was just not in the room at that time. Okay, that's fine. Why what do you mean, why what took you out of the mood to pay? You know what? I just was like, this is a date, you paid for it. I don't want to play the whole nights girl, like, thank you for the date. Let's just take myself out of that situation. But according to Gary Jones, you didn't say that. You told the waiter and you didn't tell the guy. So basically she was trying to make it easy on herself and the guy. It's less so she doesn't have to do the fake wallet reach like most women do on the date. Has that been fake the whole time? What? Rea? Let me take something. Anytime a woman is on a date with you with dinner and she pulls out her like she goes into her person, that's a fake wallet reach. That's not for you. Well what if I say okay, thanks? Like, what if I call her bloss? She doesn't like to you anymore? I don't know about that. Yeah, so she just saved them all the aggravation by doing it. But that was a past problem. You're just full of problems. What what happened lately? Think it was really my problem as much as it was his problem. He's still last now okay again ahead, So what's the later the lady, Oh my god, this past date was so bad that all my friends quote unquote said this in a different way you cannot make up this ship you just did. Yeah, it's okay, like no joke, so super cute, whole nice rasty boys. I always speak to them on the phone. First works in the family business, lives in Long Perfect that's where I want to raise my kids. Maybe it's not you know, just like you know, it's great. I don't know. I to convince him to move out of the city. He's already there, had the car wonderful. So we go out for drinks and he shows up and with the first glance I'm like, oh, he's really cute, but he's like a little touchy feely. And then I noticed he has a chip choose and which he brings up right away, and I'm like, oh my god, I would never leave the house with a chip choose ever, so clearly not the vain. How did he talk chose currently like holding a glass cup of beer in his mouth, that's the chip. But then guess forward, I find out, like halfley through the day, he's also taken van excelust to night sorrow. I don't know. I guess like keep to think better, all right, okay, so fast forward, he's like all touchy feely. He then goes on to tell me that he once got the w Y. I was like, oh my god, when when you were like eighteen. He's like, no, like two years ago. That's what the part is that I was parked. Sounds like a real winner. Yet yeah he was, he was parked. Yeah, can I stop you? What is touchy feeling? Um like not enough personal space like I just met him and like tapping my arm or like something like to feel under my leg Like I'm like you just like like weird, like my legs across me'd be like, oh, I hurt my knee and then like squeeze hit me and then go to squeeze mining and stop like the tinch test schoolboy thing. That's what That's what people do. You know. You know I'm not saying it's right. Let me warm up a little bit and give you the vibe that it's okay to constantly crossing before you crossed the street, you gotta look both ways? What was the problem? So wait a minute. So when he tells me about this d w I that's from two years ago, making him thirt or two years old, he then goes, oh, it's parked. I go to a park. He goes yeah, well, you know, I stopped to do some extra cur regular activities smoking in the car, smoking weed in the car. Yeah, you think. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, so, did you just like roll down the window and have that weed all over the place? And he's like, no, no, no, I was much classy about it. I finished it before you could possibly imagine. And I'm like, so, there's a big puff of cloud all over you. I wonder that officer, do you come with any dunkin donuts and calls? So basically, you've had enough of this whole entire date. So that's why you got up and walked out. Yeah. I mean I tried to leave and he kept trying to catch me and text me, and then he goes to me, hey, I'll get you a car home, and I'm like, I don't want to know where I live. So I'm like, um, no, it's okay. He's like, no, no, I'll get you a car. So I'm like, okay, what's the restaurant across the story from you. I'll put in that address and take the car home. And then he put the floor down because maybe I shouldn't get you a car if you don't stand on seeing me again, I'm like, are you kidding me? The only reason you should get me a car and to make sure I get home save is not under conditions or terms. Wait, I forgot to tell you the most important part. He goes to the bathroom and when he returns, the owner of the restaurant had said something, and I commented, they had a great burger there at Lily's and no jokes back over and he said, was that guy hitting on you? Like? No, he was just being friendly, like completely politic. I almost punched him in the stag. So now that, now, that right there is what gets me. I can't go and bald freak. You're in the dating scene right now? Sure is. It's because you've been divorced five times seven seven seven. You just met your future ex wife. We call the phone. Her name is Melissa. Can you be my galpal? Seriously, why don't you take sweet? You sound a little high maintenance, Sweet Melissa, but you sound a little high maintenance. Oh my god, I sound like what high maintenance? Yeah? A little? You sound a little Higan immediate to moderate. All right, at least you can admit it all right now, Yeah, here's the thing I don't think I would have gotten I don't would have got Melissa's car, right, well, everything else, everything else makes sense. There there are two things. There are two things. You're a little aggressive to be honest with a third day, you can get me a car that you walked me to the taxi and then like tech me when you get home, okay, or like shoot me attached to be like had a great time did you get home? Okay? By get me a car, did you mean like pay for my taxi or like just escort me to a car to make sure I'm sorry? All right? That? Yeah, okay, that's totally fine. Yeah, I would do something like that is the question we asked. It's a red flag. Okay. First of all, my problem is why do guys have to be tough? Guy? First of all, you you're trying to set an impression on your first impression they hit the first impression is the right one. This guy on a date blows it by getting all jealous and be like what was that waiting hitting on you because I want to clock him in the head. He's trying to show he's a tough guy. No, but is that what only? What really? What women want? I mean this is awful. I just think it's a terrible thing. So much. Exactly when I left the restaurant, I didn't even make eye contact with the owner to be like thanks, had a great time, Like definitely will come back. But I was afraid him. So Okay, So you'd rather a guy not be a tough guy and just be like, what, like, describe the kind of guy that you would like. That's what. That encourages me to flirt because he thinks that it's cute and knows that I would never be disrespectful. What could what could a guy like that? Dude is flip it around. It's I mean, I was talking to the yus that listened to the U off air show and they're single and we know what not to do. But give me five things a guy can do on a first meeting when you especially when you meet him off bumble or Tinder or something. What can you do and not directly? Yeah, like number one, So if he came back over and he saw me talking to a guy like I think the class does. Thing to do is if you turned around and say hi, my name is and introduced himself and this is a manager of the place. I was telling him, how like, what a great tick this was? And I probably throw you a compliment for choosing a place rather than him just turning around soon. I'm jealous, who is that guy? Is he hitting on? You're gonna clock him in the head. And I just think the way that like coming over with confidence and being like hitting on her, right, you have a great case so with her to pay? What about what are the things real quick? Because I know you got her, I think real quick, don't out drink her so like if she's taking her drink and like to take your time, like you finished when she finishes, because you don't need to have to drinks for her walk. I agree, that's going. That's a good one. Well prone it down. You don't have to go get you know, you know slash for no reason. What if she's out drinking me and I can't keep up with her, That's that's another problem. Exactly. Nobody should be out drinking each other on the first day. What else? And the last thing I would say, like if you really like her, like asked her out while you're there, don't wait like she likes great time. You know, what's your schedule like next week? Do you think we can go for dinner, very nice, so you don't need to play a game and waits like a day and then all of a sudden texts. Also, don't need to follow up because right like that would be great. Wednesday is amazing. You don't have to reach out to her. That is that to day? Is that her Wednesday? And be like totally off the radar, you don't look over ea. So wait a second? No, wait, so you can't set up you do or you don't set up the second date? Right there while you're on the first date, the second date the first day, and that's not too to be next like upper grill the entire time until that date. But didn't that show too much? Like no, she's saying it's going smooth, everything's working out. Well, you're unnecessary anxiety. But if they like each other, you're building a trust. How do you build trust if you like that? No, unnecessary and anxiety? I love. But if this particular cretan asked you out on a date after all all the photos here, all right, so what did you say? No? I said short at the time because I was scared for my life and then ghost at him. Ye see that's see that got on you like, why couldn't you just tell him no? Then scared and wait a second, this is just what is he gonna do? Strangle you? You know what I'd rather not find out on plus, bald freak is butt heart because he's been ghosted by like seven girls. That's not true. You were like three foot ghosts called the Lions. I'm not really interested in going to dinner with you. Wait until you're in a safe distance and then you'd go to ghost him. Yeah, I mean she wrote me like four times on the busy, super busy at work, and he kept right in. I'm like, clearly you don't care the network, you have no boundaries. Honestly, why don't you go out with Jake? Sweet Listena, Sweet Melissa set, come on take her Sweet Melissa? Hey are you so? Now you're still single? And so she wants to go on a date with you? Wants to go? Yeah, I got those gift cards from from most Tavern most Moment, though it's most South was grilled bal free take her out? Where are you from? Long Island? That's a tough community from Jersey, So you gotta live in my neighborhood. I'm not traveling for you, said, where are you from New York? A right? What part of New York north south east west? And I won't give you my exact act give us your exact location. Everybody wants. I'm going to send that guy who you went on a date without to your house? What's that? Where are you from? Melissa? You've called us not three times and you you said this wasn't your real name. So this is an ALI issue using right now? So you're a liar? Tell you what? Because I can listen, listen. You follow us on Twitter, So why don't you direct message us right, and then we'll set something up for you and Baal free to go out because I'm trying to be transparent without hurting other people's names in my story. All right, listen to do that. Let's get in touch. Let's listen, let's get in touch with you that like that, Let's get in touch with you that way. Okay, So why don't you direct message us right and tell us you know, give us your number so we can hook it up with you and then ball Freak will reach out to you. You are a little manipular way of finding out who I really am and the answers, So you don't want to go out with my space, then my space. I'll meet you on friends. Say, so, how are you going to dude again? Dude, you're gonna blow again. That's the problem. Oh, forget it, Melissa. He's a hopeless case. No one do. I has been divorced, y talking because he would be like, very upsetted. You take the girl out? What do you take her out? I cannot arrect. I don't know. Five confident girl. Why do we sound like we're five? You take her out? We're fighting over here. You're fighting in the opposite direction. Fighting usually means you're pulling on each other. Flarette saying, going on to dinner with both of you? Wepen up to the all fair show. Would you date our off fair army, our off fair cabinet. It'd be fun to do, like a bingo game, like how many red flags can? It's fine from each of you, it sounds like you're already. It's already you're already looking to pick a party guy like, I think that I just now all right join the club. I think it's time that we set ball freak up with you. So we're gonna figure out a way to hook you guys both up together and then Scary is gonna take care of it and send you guys out to Most Haven. Most Most Most name always remains a mystery until I'm ready to disclose. You figure it all out. We will figure it all out. Thank you for calling and checking on the offair show. Okay, bye guys, Bye freak. You You're always gonna be single. You're never gonna score girl. You gotta jump to the chance. She was ready to go. This is not how I want to meet something. She was DTF man, you're like whatever, you want to meet somebody in the world. Dude, she's a different guy on bumble every night. That a fair got to be so sophisticated, Like do I want to be with a girl who did different? I want to go out with her. I want to take her out in a real jade and I want to wine or dinerfree. Just jump on and be like, dude, yeah, I want to go. I'm not an orangutang like you know, this is sophisticated with standards. He's bandits and practices. Give me, hey, he's stick headed. He's stickheaded. That's what she said, Give me a sophisticated song. Sophistication was scary like, practically turn my keyboard off before? So did you give your sophistication song sophistication? Who is sophistication riding on the wallisticationstication right on the wall. I don't know how to play that song? Never mind? Come on, I can't believe I do something. Play something. No, I'm not gonna do anything you want today. Damn man, done ship. We try to try to stably nothing. You're terrible sophistication. No, we tried to set That's that's what you call trying to send me. We gave you a song to do. You didn't. He didn't even get her name. What have you done today? What have I done? I've been here? What have you done? Oh? My god? The same thing you're trying to set you. We're trying to set you up. I don't want to be set up. Why? Because you're still hurt? Has been divorced four times seven? Come on, man, it hurt the fourth and the fifth. You gotta get back on the drop an on car. You gotta get back in the horse and there's nothing else to see. Stopping anchor is like excusing now off our show. Now, it's terrible for us to go check a lobe except me. I am the captain. All right, boy, let's nail work for yous. Won't believe it. Just watch me now, Just watch me now. I can't sit for your name for you, you won't believe it's just watch me now,