The Off Air Show - 'Bald Freak The Bet Welcher' - Ep.98

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents The off Air Show is Scary Jones? Greg t the off their Show. I'm Scary Jones. The best you can do? Bro? What are you talking about? Are you kidding me? I'm repped up, ready to go. Well, I did they all look out yesterday? And you did it today and you don't quite like I do it? Well? Yeah, I do it better? How do you do? Let's see somebody did comment on this on Twitter saying, oh, I like, okay, that bald freak did the look out? Just because one person comments, does that mean that's the way everybody feels? You? Guys? Read one comment like, oh well that person, that's for sure? That look? Who's you? Know? You? You talk about knees jerk reactions to tweets. But let me ask you something. What do you know about that one person? How old does that one person? I don't know, we don't know anything about them. Where is the one person from? He didn't give me his he she? It's a guy? You know? Is it a guy or a kid? To you? Is an eighteen year old? Is it twenty four? What does it? Memory? What? What? What? What? It is? A human being with an opinion? Yes, But What do you know about this person that tweeted you? I don't know anything except they doesn't have the taste and lookout? How can you react to someone that you don't know who this person is? But what would be the difference? Did have an intimate relationship with them to respect their opinion? If it's from some sixteen year old young what does he know about how you yell? Look out? U actually pay more respect if the comment came from somebody who was in your thirties. I'm saying, put some validity behind the person that really is tweeting. I would trust something from someone that actually I think I can value and respect their opinion. But I don't know who this person is. You don't know, you don't it was actually Potus, it was Obama? Okay, exactly, you have no idea. You have no idea? Again, is the person? Does a person have hair? Is he bald? What the hell does that? Didn't do anything to do with the fact that the person there the person of a bad day of work? Do you have less respect for people that are bald? But you don't know anything about this person or what their brain was yourk when they tweeted? But you don't know, you don't know self respect. I guess that's what this did. The person get broken up with the person not get broken up with hope. There might be a reason behind the comment. You don't know who this person is. Starting to see what Greg teth saying. He trying to say. Maybe the person was having a bad day and they last shout at somebody, so they figured they would lash out of Greg. But it wasn't a lash out. It was a compliment towards me. It wasn't a slide on Greg time. But that's how he's taking it. Now. You got one compliment, so that should change everything. I just said mine was better than yours. I said we I didn't say we should change. That was the best you could do. But I guarantee you if we have let's say four thousand people that listen, right, do we ask that four thousand people what they feel? Who does a better look out? We have the thing, we have the thing from family feud. But you don't know. You cannot judge one person and go that's the way they feel, that's a ridiculous. Well, that's not the way it works. I would like to point out that Scary was the one who pointed out that a listener said something about it my own person looking is that my lookout was better than your lookout. Us I made the bravado comment about mine being better than your. I can accept that that you like your lookout better than glad my lookout. That resolved. I like my lookout and that's fine. But you know what, that's fine. Now we've we we've resolved this. You cannot justify what one tweet says because you don't know anything about this person that's tweeting. No, let's resolve right now, play the intro agunt right first, has anybody question family, how many times? How many times has this person even tweeted us? I don't know. I don't keep tracking these things. You don't know. I have no access to the Twitter. Accunt. Just absorb what is what has set in my way. Okay, So you don't know how many times this person is tweetings? Is now many times? I know their followers and their geography. I don't know. I barely remember the Twitter hand. But you would know if let's say Omar tweeting, you'd be like, oh that's Omar. You know you would know if tweeted? Right is more of a passive listener who just was really psyched about my lookout and felt the need to share it with him. What if it was someone from the Elvis Duran Morning Show that made up their own name on Twitter could tweet us and and throw like a ranch into the machine. Is this a conspiracy theory? I'm just curious, But you don't know. Do you think someone would take the time to do that. I'm not saying to drive a wedge between two bros. First of all, you know this is radio. Anything is capable around here. You know this. You know the stories that go on the history behind radio stations and everything of the family feud, the perfect What I'm saying is that the family feed right now, I w a fight. This is gonna tell you Richard Dawson, Harvey, Harvey, listen, what do you know? What do you know? Who's the guy that killed himself? MS? You're definitely not ram You do not know, I do not know. Let's do it again. Let's go, We'll get it together. I know you go first, Elvis drand presents just off a much pass Joe, great tea. That's how he did it yesterday when you already I gotta tell it's pretty good, right, all right, it had some it had some beef to It was very short, very short. I mean like a great he's a former smoker and he doesn't have as much. No, I'm still getting over my car and smoker. I'm still getting over my cough. You're a singer. Okay's a singer. Let me clear my thoughts. Let me do it off air show like your second That is better. That's good, that's but that's not how you've been lately. The last three you've been look out. But I've had some issues with my throat and my voice and everything. Anyway, I'm scared voice that great here in bald preak over there. And now we have got Tim's left left in the podcast. You know what, if you do have a thought about what we just it's right, you can always get in touch with us at the Affair Show at gmail dot com, Uh, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, at the off air Show. It's that simple. Uh. And now we have some things before we go in. Before we go any further, I think it's time to rev up our engines. You guys ready to rev the engines up? Would you bring the race car in? We're ready to the machine Jerry was a race car driver. You know that, right, show this is a machine. Yeah, yeah, it's not. Sometimes rusty, sometimes it needs a little w D forty. I don't hear oh er, Yeah you're sure this isn't the beginning of am Me crew video. This is a real, real tissy engine. Man. It's like grandfather's old Chevy. It's like a fan muffler that you know. That's a little bit better. That's that's a good engine. Move brilliant idea? Is this? Well? I said to ser I, go, dude, I go. I feel like when we get in the studio, we kind of crank up those engines. Yeah, making sound like an engine sound. Don't trust them what he thinks the best engine that you've heard me, I don't even in the car car is good? Well listen, I think you know a good engine? Is there? The engine song Molly Crue Harley that's a good one? Is that? That's the one that's in that song that you're talking about? Girls, girls, girls, prove me that engine that sounds like a good Harley's. Traditionally for motorcycle officionanas out there are you are? No? My dad rode for many years and he didn't like Harley's because he felt it was all bark and no bite. He likes speed and precision, so he like Japanese bikes. You're talking, I'm telling you, I don't think anything about an individually. Are like, you know, like take my dick out, like that's the that's the bike. That's that you would want to get if if you wanted to kind of show off with noise. But I was having a road. He's like a lawnmower engine. I don't know what this is. You know what, let me tell you what I'm your kid does sound like like you're mowing the lawn. When I was a kid, I had a y Z eighty yamahay z d I did? How am I smalling you that more than but that's all I had was a dirt pike. That's all I had. And then like a motorcycle. Motorcycle I never had that. I mean, I had like a dirt pipe that I thought like I was jumping in the sand. Dude to it. Now you'll know my buddy, he got Van Louin. So me and Van Louin. Did you even trying to mix the Molly Curlin right now? Trying to scary. You know, he's here, is talking here right here is talking. I'm talking. I'm talking in I'm talking. You're gonna up your engine and what So when can you hold off for a second with the idol? So what an American idol? This guy? Come, guy that's in whack. He makes So Van Louin and I. You guys know Van Lowin. You know he used to own the breakfast club Wars. Yeah, but you did work for it, so did I. So so Van lout and I we both had dirt bikes and we ud take it into like this un undeveloped land and we used to go riding, you know. One day because I couldn't get mine really started because you gotta like step on it like crank, get with your foot like that. I couldn't get it going like that, so I said to run and then popping into gear. So I run and popping into gear and I'm circling in like this cold sack down Jersey. Right, there's Jersey thing. And we had this plan, speaking of which it's freezing out there. We had minds going up into my stomach. Dude, I'm talking to, I'm talking to, have zero interest in this can you tell I haven't mad anything in about three minutes. Did you even have a bicycle? I had a bicycle, but I did not have after that, I had no one just in riding motorcycles. It's such a niche thing. Why are we talking about motorcycles? Who cares? I want to tell you my story. You wanted to rev up the engines, and now we're talking about motorcycles. Yeah, I wanted. I wanted to talk about bicycles. That's a little bit. I can't really cut me off. I keep telling my store little about didn't you care? I cared enough to hear the end of the store wall, Fred care, I cared get to the end. We haven't. We we're running a quicksand today I understand past the into of the show. Well, we're right a freaking conversation here, a conversation. Get ahead, exactly cut that towel. So Van Louin and I are gonna go out right, We're gonna go out ryany you know, and we have this plane. We're gonna cut through this guy's lawn because behind him is what we called the pits. Right, We're gonna go to the pits. So mind reven so for then, villains Like, all right, go so I ride through this guy's lawn. What the hell's going on here? So I so I ride through this guy's lawn, right, and I wait for Van Louin. Dan Lewin comes. All of a sudden, I see this guy running out the side of his house. He jumps the clothes lines Dan Louin off the like, and he's got him down there. The bike crashes into a tree and he's got him on the ground. And I'm like, oh my god, I must be maybe like fifteen years old. Where did you keep riding? No? I waited for him, and I'm like, holy cow, because freaking guys laying on top of my friend. And he's yelled to his wife. Call the police, Call the police, because you guys do trespass, right, because we're driving on his lawn. We cut through his back. Don't shoot him with a shotgun, right, So sure enough, who goes in clothes lines a guy in the dirt well. Because the thing was like, in order to get to the pis, we would have to go all the way around somewhere. It's better to cut thro the guy's lawn with bikes. So we're such idiots, you know what? I'm learning from this story. The police calls my brain right now, that's cuffed up. That's cuff poo, cuff poo. Man, cuff on. You have a conversation because it was your age. He wasn't riding dirt pikes. Who was playing the first Nintendo gaming system over and over again. I had a huffy. He had a bell hanging out. I had my huffy. I had my mom goose your big stick and you had your your walkie talkies in your room. Know you for like almost three decades and I've never seen you on a bicycle. You show your on the bicycle. Oh I back in the day, I did. I had the luck of seeing him out of by school. I used to go on. I took scary bicycle shopping. Oh my god, what did I buy? Scares were roommates in the apartment. This was the worst decision ever, by the way, to go bicycle shopping with Greg T. I didn't want to buy a bicycle, but he convinced me that I needed one. So we moved into this cool apartment. Right, and I'm like, dude, we gotta get some exercise. You gotta go riding, right, He's like, I gotn't own a bike, so I said, look, I'm not gonna make fun of you all. Take you, you know, bike shopping. So he went to the bike store that I knew down by me and Jersey went to a bike store and we we found a bike. He had to get one. He wanted a nice cushion, big fat seed. So his asking sit on it, you know, d was bigger at the time. Dad. He did. And then we got this bike and we went out bike riding one and he was like, you're wiggling the handlebars trying to stand up, you know, it was it was my tent speed. What happened? We got back to the apartment there like a mile ride. His ass was hurting, his thighs were killing him. He was all he was like, I ain't doing it again. And guess what. He never rode the bikes. Give a song for that on Balfrey. That was the first and last time I ever wrote. It was like a Herman Bie in my in my adult life, but it was, but it was a color. It was like a sky blue. It was like a skyl my kid. As a kid, I used to love going on the trails. I used to go dirt bike ride all the time I had. Then those are my childhood dreams. It was a blue mongoose and it got stolen, like the bike got stolen out of my garage, and I steal your money, like I stole your bike. That's a Brooklyn thing, your bike stolen. No, No one was around from miles in a colder se well. He had his friend getting clotheslined by a guy in the pits. That sounds a little more dangerous than getting my bikes. Guy to a lot of trouble. We got to a lot out of trouble. We just dealed with shady m efforts. In Brooklyn. We used to try and change our stuff up. Everything gets stolen. We we would actually chain up and actually block the wheel. We would lock the wheel against something like that's sturdy, and then the whole bike could be gone except for that wheel, you know, a like a meter pole, like stears that kidding. Let me tell you something. First, of he got to his car. I can't believe that people in Brooklyn had their whole entire steering wheel all locked up. He had the club on it that he had a cap. The club was like the fancy version of the cuff. Remember club and that he had the radios. The radios that you could actually take the physical radio out of your car. Rembers called the Benzie box. That's a Benzi box, dude. Here, you physically would leave when you leave your car, you would you would you pull the radio out, the entire radio out. So it's like it came in like a little little rectangle thing. The who have to carry that around with you like for the rest of radio, and you had to you had to club up your car or have the club or the cuffs on days I couldn't believe over the ignition, so they couldn't hot wire. I couldn't believe. And then he also had another box on the on the ground floor. They had another lock to it. My father had an ignition, a hidden ignition cut off switch that this way, if they let's say they got the cub off the car and then they hot wired the car, they would it would still be an ignition cut off switch that was hidden that only I knew about. This is how you live in Brooklyn like that. That's how. But the point was when I went to go see Great TV the first time, I did all this stuff to my car and I walked into his house with my Benzi box was doing. I'm like, dude, you never know, man, it's gonna get dark out here. No one's around to call the cops, no one's gonna see anything. Jersey. We would park the car with our windows down, and I have no fear that tomorrow our car would still be there. But that was right over the water. That was a difference between Jersey and Brooklyn living in his suburbs over there. But I got scared and then a little, guys and you were really the pansy, And every time I would go over greg T's house, I would actually have I would let my guard down a little bit, a little right, little, you're some warriors. You come over to Jersey. You know what you're getting in Jersey, all right. So it was a lot more safer. There was less deft, less crime in the suburbs. We didn't have your privileged life. Sorry, oh come on, that was a great movie. The Warriors is a great movie. So well, freak real quick as we've rub up our engines, anything quick in me a ten second bite that's on your mind. I would love to sick a bite of like a rawmy sandwich right now. Really, when you come down to Couccio Carlucco. Yeah, when you coming, I don't know. Put it on the list of things that we haven't done in the first one hundred episodes. It's think did possibly the next one hundred down there promising some sort of like post one hundred episode enlightenment. Maybe that will be like a good uh to extend an olive branch by making an appointment to go down the car Lucci. After what happened to the three of us yesterday, I think we all deserve a trip to Carluccio scary can't eat anything w again throwing monkey wrench into the stupid diet. You just gotta wait about another thirty days. What about you, Greg T what's up? Let's up your engine? Here? Here were something? You come back? Come on, come back in five minutes. I can't tell you what happened. So yes, So, so we're remodeling the basement, which, by the way, I want you guys to come down to help me out. I when I have to start painting the walls and stuff, I want you guys to help me out. So anyway, so I was downstairs, I'm going through boxes and bins, and I found all these old pictures and old memories. I advise everybody to not do that. Do not go through old boxes. Just get a box and throw it away. It's painful. It is painful, man, to go back through it and through time and see yourself as a kid. And then you see old ex girlfriend pictures and you're finding stuff in there and you're like, oh my god, and you're wonder where the time when, and you're and you're thinking those are the good times, and you're just miserable now. Horrible, bro, horrible. It was a rough time for me. It really was yesterday. I couldn't wait for my night to end. I needed to close up the boxes and just be done with it. So I advise you, if you're gonna go through boxes, don't even go through them, just throw them away. Save yourself. But look, you come up with some interesting stuff. You were walking around, you're parading a VHS tape around the radio station. That's great. Yeah, you know what I found? See? So when I got something. So I got arrested in Carterett, New Jersey back in the day, and Scotty B one of our engineers, he was with me and he has the whole entire thing on video. And he gave it to me, and he forgot he gave it to me like ten years ago, and I uncovered that I'm the one that's been that I had it all these years. He's been looking for it everywhere, so I found it. So he's taking it home. He's gonna make a copy and it will be able to see it again of me actually getting arrested, Like we have a live footage of the cops putting me in handcuffs, throwing me in the back of the car, the whole thing. Yeah, very cool. We should post it that we should helping yourself, which you do last night. The crew. It sounds bad, well, then just kill it. Okay, I'll kill it, but can you give me the money? Crew? Rev just one it takes The problem is action too quick then faded out. It's awful. It sounds bad. Well, what would you do if you if you had to do it again, Let's rev the engines. Boom hit it. It's only two seconds long, so you would go like this, you would go, you know, you guys, right to rev the engines, like, yeah, let's rerun the engine. That's jay Z girls girls, girls, come on, yeah, and then you go We're back to check it out and whatever, and then you but it cuts off too sudden, and then you can fade it out like this, I'll show you how you do it again. Ready, you guys, right to rev the engines? No, no, no, no, keep it going. I'll tell you when. And then it goes all right, well, freak's do yesterday and he starts yeah, and then you can fade it out as he's talking. So we need that. Okay, all right, you could do that. We'll do that tomorrow. You could do that. But let me just tell you. Um people tell me you know what your house you walk in, it's dead, there's nothing, there's no life, there's no activity. I so one day I said, okay, let me try and make a little bit more colorful around here. And I went to Michael's, the arts and craft store, right, and I bought Cali lilies. Oh that's the problem is they're made of like the rubber and plastic and fabric. I've been there, I've seen him. So that was step one and beautiful because I said to myself, there's no way I can keep anything alive. I'm not capable of keeping anything alive because I'm never home. We'll describe your apartment like, I mean, you have a nice, nice building. I live in a pretty cool place. I think, yeah that, and then you walk at I walk in, and it's an apartment and it's a box. It is. It is seriously a box. But it's minimalist. It's function, it goes with all those rules. It's got some nice window furniture. Yeah, it is minimalist. I try and keep it to a minimum. I try to keep the clutter right. And so I decided, all right, so here I am my dining room table, my dining net. It's not even I don't have a dining room. Get the small little place right abode, but a bot of oz put the calories. Lili's in. They've been there collecting dust now for a while, right, and so the calories just sit there. And that's and that's my poor excuse for for plant life. So it's like, you know what I think I'm gonna now last night, I want to I want to do something different. I agree, it's I think I want to buy a terranium. Listen, do you know what a turranium is? I I do know what a tranium, and plain to everybody what a traneum? Is so you have this sill, right, you have the soil, and then all of a sudden you have like it's it's it's uh. You see the stem of this bush and then it's a green like a pom pom on top of it. Some have another one on top of that and another one on top of that, and they're not that tall and they sit in the no. No, but it's an entire environment. An environment. Terranium is an entire environment. So what am I describing? Well, that might be one of the terraniums you've seen, but that's only one piece. What the terranium is a size of like maybe a fish tank, maybe a little smaller. I'm describing something wrong, be like a bigger flower pot vase. But it does have the soil in the rocks, and it has like a little like these little mini trees, but like it also has other things in the environment. So there are other greenery and stuff, and I believe they take care of themselves. So you're actually have a whole little world of greenery. And I'm thinking about buying one, but I don't know does that need care? Do? Is that about redoing your whole in your whole place? What are you talking about. Oh, you're not even You're not talking about doing your whole place. You're just talking about just buying a plant. Yes, there's a big decision for a guy like me. I live alone and I have no living things in my apartment. But I thought you're I thought you were tired of like the way your place even looks. I was just want to decorate a little. Maybe I was gonna put a bondsa eye tree there. But I'm like, yeah, that's played out. Oh I thought you're gonna get rid of the couches, know what, because that stuff is not attractive. That stuff is ugly too. What are you talking about? Don't just my furniture. Listen, I've slept many of knights on your furniture. It's not comfortable, but it's fund a comfortable furniture, but it's it's visually. Visually it looks great. It looks like it belongs there. Let's face you can do. You can film like a freaking a catalog picture in my in my apartment. You can walk in my apartment and it's photographed. It's like ready to go. Like you're like cold, like your apartment is very cold, Like the color scheme, the walls, the furniture. It's cold, there's not loving, there's no Lot's what I'm trying. That's my point. I'm trying to you love. Titanium brings in a little bit of love, a little bit of life. No, listen, you're you're a man. Now, you're a guy. Better than the agreed. I agree with you there, but you're a man now, you're you have a guy's place. So making a guy's place right now? You gotta place? So what do you actually got a foodsball table? No, not not at all, not at old table, No, not at all. But there is some really cool new kinds of apartments that you can be designing your place as new color scheme, new stuff on the walls, new furniture, kinds, new couches. Okay, like you canna make it like a back. Actually got some money to let you got I don't have money, Come on, I have bills to pay. You can also sell your stuff that you have now, you could sell it and make you can you can go have these You can sell your stuff and spend half. But you do, let me tell you that it's time to like redo your place. But the stuff is brand new. It's barely worn in on that sofa, I barely use it. It's time to redo your floors, rip them up, putting out here. Yes, you know, I just found out what a backsplash was. Just like last week. Redo your kitchen. Make the place a guy's place. A cool guy's apartment is what you need. But a cool guy's apartment in your view is different. I mean your yours would more look like a wreck room with a dark board. And know I would put I put a dartboard up for show, not for like I wouldn't be throwing it, but there's like a cool look of cool with the corner pub. No, no, no, I'm not saying a pub. I'm saying like something. But pubs have dark boards. Maybe I should get active on a fluorescent yingling shign no oh no, no, no no. There's some decorative dark boards that you would put up that you're not gonna throw darts at. But it's got a cool vibe about it. It might have different colors and everything. It's inside a different casing. Like I'm just saying it's a dark board, for instance. But there's some really cool things that you could do to your apartment to make it look cool, like right now, your place is like very like very sterile, right But I kind of agree, but I'm not trying to like do what you do. You want to go to an extreme You're like, I want to do like an extreme makeover. I think it's time. I think it's time for you to do that. Yeah, I think you get a designer to come in and tell them what you're all about, rip out some pictures, and then put together a whole new apartment. I think it's time. Many If you want to fund that project, maybe I'll start to go fund me right now, let's kick starter for Scary Jones is uh new new apartment? Let's do that. It could It could be a good idea though or maybe not? All right, all right, when we come back, we have to talk about the dead Pool. On a deadpool bald Freak decided to head up the celebrity Deadpool. Foren how's it gonna work? Are we placing bets on this? By the way, thank you for not paying me what you guys both owe me the hundred dollars each. But I want to I'm just gonna call you out on the carpet in front of all of the off air heads right now. Bald Freak and Greg T are welchers. Look up the word welch when you welch on a bet. These guys put so much stock and time and energy into ripping each other about our football picks every week, week after week. I wanted fair and square three hundred dollars a guy. I've yet to receive my hundred dollars from bald Freak after the yet to receive my hundred dollars from Greg T. We're Gonnareak studio. Let it be known that these guys, we're just full of empty promises. And Bald Freak you know what, for someone who calls you out for making empty promises, he made an empty promise to me. When we get back, we'll have ball Freak back with us and we will dive into that as. Let's just take it all back. Yeah, this is Judah and the Lion and a fair shn not take it all back? Take it all that, take it all that. I take it all back. You did not take it all back. Take it all back, take it all that. I take it all back. Stad have you hate? My life is real great, peel. I'm well on my weights and my dreams coming through and I'm getting to do it with you. Feels so nice when the people sing along, singing along with the ban Joe, did I take it all that? Take it all that? Take it all that? I say, I kind of like that, Greg T, It's take it all back Judah and the Lion on the off air show. I agree? What are you laughing at? What did tell? Why do you go? I? At the beginning, he's saying, I like himself. It's like if you eat something and you go, that's good, that delicious. Between the song bo Freak, Ron went into his other studio where he does run Seacrest and then Greg T found the longest ass cable microphone cable in America and ran it from our studio to the next. And now you're in the other studio, so you're not even with us anymore. Ron, Well, I'm with you in spirit. This is actually a beneficial I don't have to look at your ugly mugs while I talk to you. That's really you know what's cuff poo? Bro? Listen man, here's here's here's the thing. You know what what what the what the affair heads have to listen? You have to understand is again we always say it, we've got other jobs going on. But what happened is our big boss. We're explained this on a previous podcast. He threw down the gauntlet and he said, you know, more f and around guys. So so ball Freak, Rannie, you need to stay in there. He's got to work for the Ryan Seacrush show and that's what he does. So so yeah, so we figured we would bring the show to him. I said, there's I'm not gonna lose bull Freak, I mean rate apart with wall Freak. Hell no, neither was I. So I came up. You weren't decided until I get my hundred dollars back from the bed. We'll get into one a second. So we came up with the way. So I knew that we had a like a hundred foot mic cord, uh somewhere in the building, so I located I found it. It's a bit of a bit of a problem with that mike cord too, because you ran it from student studio to cross the living room into together studio. Yeah. The problem is it's all bunched up in certain places, right, and it's easy for people walking by not looking to just kind of like slip their foot and get caught up, and then they're gonna get a trip liability on this podcast. Well, those of us that think they could just walk around and they just own the place, maybe they can look down and watch their feet. And already somebody tripped over it. I saw them trip. They almost broke the cord and they almost broke their nose. Taking a bad could be painful. Listen if you want me to let them know. You know, hey, guys, look down and watch your feet. If it happens to put up cones tomorrow, like the orange cones around the cod I like that. It looks ridiculous though. It looks like I feel like I'm back in my college radio station days. You're right, it does look ridiculous. But we have no choice. I mean, the man, the boss. He is telling us quite clearly. Either Balfreak gives up that job, which is a lot of money out of his chocket, or he just stops doing the podcast. So what do you want to do? Exactly only the money, but but the dedication and the and the glory of running the Ryan Seacrest program. I don't want to use he said, show me the money. Yes, Speaking of which, what am I gonna get paid from the football picks? Bet? It's just happening or not, that's not happening. You've got some music for show me the money. It's show me the money means finds from that's from Jerry McGuire, Twine or something. You gotta find something about Benjamin's. It's all about the Benjamin's not about that. It's monopoly money. What do you mean by that? It means that you know, we didn't like, we didn't actually put a hundred dollars down like on a table and said and then somebody held it. It was effective was fiction? You know what. I gotta be honest, is it really fiction? It is really not ball freak. We both agreed that we would put all the money. We've agreed to do a lot of things on the podcast that we haven't done so because this is what we were doing. That's a huge wall to high behind. Every single week we came in and every week we agreed that someone was gonna win the pot at the end, and Scary did win. He did, Yeah, so that's the end of it. So he gets the glory. It just doesn't get my money gets monopoly. That's not true. I'm gonna write a hundred on a piece of paper. I'm gonna give you a glory hole. Yeah, that's really that's reallyxeriously can see with you where you can put your mouth. Is this what we're trying to show people we had? Yeah, we are trying to show people that we need to kind of like do everything right from beginning to end. We missed a whole bunch of weeks with the football pool, so I would submit evidence number, evidence number your honor that we didn'to a full football season. So there's an unofficial winner. And even if you want to give him the crown, you know you're really wrong. No, I think I think we need to put this to a vote. Um, everyone tweet us fair show, Yes an email us at their show at Gmail. Just like Greg t cleaned the bathroom after he lost that other bed from episode I certainly did. Are you kidding? Where's the pictures? Let me see pictures the toilet. My I was on my knees in the men's room cleaning toilets after the Calves beat the Golden State War. You show me some documentation if you clean in that bathroom, and I'll give you saw me. I brought it all the stuff, I had the cleaner, I had the soft scroll documentation. Where is there's gotta be a picture of the right witness. You were in there by yourself show Josh, Josh was there, Josh will ask Josh if you actually have Josh offair heads? Yeah? Does Greg T and bald Freak Ronnie owe me my winnings? Listen, I'm fine, I'm paid. I will pay you. I will absolutely does does bald freak n is bald freak Ronnie being a little bit? Yes? He paying heads? Don't have all the evidence? I mean on top of liking me like you and eleven, I mean we we counted it up every week. Is the It's not a matter of this being like an actual competitions. Do we actually fulfill what we do on this podcast? And this is one of those things that I'm not going to fulfill. I'm calling out, I'm not fulfilling. Do you have it right out? Yeah? I got it right to do it. This is American not asking. You're not asking the off Fair Army if they can tweet us, I think Obama speech last night, we can, Yes, we cast sweet did that's right? Yes? You owe him a hundred bucks. Yes, I cannot pay you a hundred dollars. You owe him the money. Show me the money, shows man money. What do you mean take it out of my friendship? Cottage endorsement foray, that's really alright, cottage es. You know what, why don't you just yeah, you're out of order. Whatever, pull freak. That's no way to be a friend. I'm a nobleman. I'm a gentleman, but I'm you're not a countryman. You're just the first part of that word. But you know, hey, why don't you. Okay, let's let's put this one aside for you take the side of the guy who would use that word. Let the off their heads, let him all right, good, let's go on. Let's move on constructive. You guys are going at it again again. The bell. I'm calling for the bell right now, and call for it. Where is you know? I mentioned this yesterday? We got all caught up in the in the scary Jones like felt slighted uh last podcast when I said, which, by the way, that really worked out for you real well, by the way, scary um, where's my holiday gavel? It's coming. You don't need it, but the holidays are over. Here's another exact the way that was another band idea. That's an empty promise that should go unfulfilled because if you get if you give this guy a gavel, he'd be power tripping. This podcast needs it needs that's right, But you are not to be all end all on this podcast. Paul, I am the off air Show off air heads listener advocate. You know what? But you that self proclaimed who farted the one great? He was the one who decided stupidly decided to give you that power, and you're not getting a game give me that power. I volunteered myself because below the belt, the weh um, I decided on behalf of the listeners that someone needed to be that advocate. Alright, that's awesome. If we move on, listen, I'm standing with scary on this one. I'm going to give him. I am alright giving my hundred bucks too. You've got more money than I did. What is wrong with you? All the what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? You know what? You're a microphone in a room and people are looking at me through the glass, like, who is this guy talking to? Right the studio? Let me tell you something. I'll take you down right now. I will keep your friends over the microphone cable on your way out on episode Bold when I'm not in the same room that that bald freak RANI does not pay his bets. And this is not a debt this is this is a bullshit wager. All right? Whatever? Okay, what's going on with celebrity deadpool? Give me some music there? So now you want me to start something that involves betting after you? You don't want me to give me the money? Why don't you do the dead fool? Then? If you're so high and mighty, you're you're part of the debt pool. Give me. You know, I got the perfect song for this. Give me Marilyn Manson, bro very Marrily Manson and here we go into the dead pool? Is that a song? Here? He knows the song to play from? Marilyn Manson did a song called here we go now into the deadpool? Yeah? Here we go to I don't think he did. He's got the beautiful people man, that's the one. I have beautiful, beautiful people heads. We're gonna do it this year, the two thousand seventeen, The off Air Show is gonna run a dead pool and balt Freak is gonna head it up, balt Freak, tell them how we're doing it. But we have to talk about that. There are two ways you can do it dead fool. One is you just write a name of xx amount of people down who you think you're gonna die, and then when the person dies, you get a point. Okay. Or we can do it a little more interesting like it where based on how young the person is when they die, you would accrue more points if that male or female celebrity dies. For instance, Okay, we all start with a hundred points, right, yes, and then we all come with a list of twenty people that we think are gonna pass away where we think may pass away in the year. So, for instance, Betty White, I wouldn't go there. She's got a lot of fans Betty White, Nighte, somebody else choose. Somebody wants stay away from Betty. But if you put Betty White on your debt in your deadpool list and she dies and you have a hundred points and she's ninety four, then you gotta do the math there. You get six points for Betty White. But if you put something like Lindsay Lowe, let's say Kanye West whatever. I'm just saying, I only know Kanye West age, so I'm gonna say Kanye West is thirty nine. Alright, So Kanye West passes away in hopefully then that's sixty one points a hundred minus thirty nine. So if you got Kanye West, then you're flying closer to the sun. It's a bigger risk bet and you get more points, and then the first person to basically drop down to zero wins the deadpool from a hundred points. Wow, I think I would prefer to do it that way. It's a little more complicated. If you can handle it and you can keep up with it, I can do the math. Yeah, you're gonna have to keep it. You've done a record of all this. Let's do it that way. So then so then everybody by the time we do, we want to do it by the next podcast. You want to like give your list doubt let's let's let's wait till one on one. We gotta love the thing to do in the next Coo, somebody might be dying right now. Nobody's died since you see no stop it. No one's dying in the next week. Guys, this is well, what how can you say that you don't know life. We're not being more. When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. You don't know Kuna Matada's right, you don't know Skier Jones. When it's your time, you can step outside right now and you could be your time today, all right. You don't know when it's your time to go. All right? So oh no, Trump, we're still talking. Don't Trump the yanche. We're not ready. We're not ready to hear more about dead Pool. Give me my dead music, get my dead mus there. I think we've done my dead Dad. You ship for me, Kimberg. I know you guys see both Franks between now and one on one. Yeah, you have to come in with a list of twenty people that you want to put in your dead fool. It could be the same as mine. There will be some overlap, I'm sure. Okay, right, and then that's fine, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. I'm gonna suggest a celebrity of any in any medium, sports, politics, yeah, any famous person. And then when we go through the list, if there's a questionable person, will raise it up to the committee to see if that's all right. But twenty people and then I will take the lists and then when somebody passes away. If somebody passes away, we will recognize it on the off air show, and that person will accrue points. Basically, how we just got who died my trust in Ronnie? That's zero points. Listen, this is great, no for real. Okay, So by one on one, our very first episode, one on one, we're gonna started. We started, so we have to submit our twenty names, each of us. Now, the other thing you wanted to discuss great t is if you wanted to involve the listeners something. I thought it'd be kind of cool to bring a couple of off air hands into it. I mean, I think you'd be kind of cool instead of just us. But so, how do we do that? In one d we're gonna name our cabinet. Cabinet members will be named in one hundred, that's correct. Well, we could pick x x amount of listeners to submit their own list. I could keep track of those as well, and then the winner would win, uh, you know, like a year supply of friendship cottage cheese. I like that friendship coming on. Okay, here's here's the next question. Because if I'm setting this up, this is gonna be your real thing? What are the wagers? Who who? What is whoever wins the deadpool win? Yeah, well we'll come up with that. We're not here yet, We're not We're not at that point alright, But let's start with let's start on on one on one. I want to suggest that the winner that the no that I was gonna say, somebody buys everybody else dinner, but that should be the other way around. You know what. I like that. I like dinner dinner because that also encourages us us together, get together as boys and commiserate. Not here's a hundred dollars, you pieces ship, let's go have a steak, so like the winner should be treated, I'll trade my hundred dollars for a steak. Here's my suggestion. Anything I can get, because right now you get it, got the winner that should be. That'sould go on the T shirts too. Um. The winner should keep back to the dinner of their choice by the two losers. That's my suggestions. Let's score with the football picks. But I would like to go, you guys take me to del first. No, no, no no, no, the football that is over. But I'll take that as a consolation prize. I'm giving you this. I already made my way out. I'm already out of the bed. I've already escaped the beat freak. Listen, you gotta pay them up. You gotta pay up. You have to. This is America. Don't be a dead beast, America. Don't be a dead beast. There's too many dead beats out there in the world. Over end of the day, the off air army has seen the kind of man that bald freak, a man of honor? All right? So how many? How many? How many off air heads were we allowing to be a part of the deadpool. Let's let's do talk about this off off air. No need to to do this on the podcast and waste people's time in their call. How do they qualify? Is gonna fight? How do they qualify? As the question, we need to incentivize them? Should they write an essay? We need to deodorize this place right now? I don't. I'm so glad for once. I'm glad that I'm in the other room. So should we um, you know, should we incentivize them? Should we do it at random? I think I think it should be like based on merit, like our company doesn't give us raises unless it's based on merit. That is some sty we should we should do things based on merit. But you gotta earn your way into the off air show Deadpool. What you need? How are we going to earn their way in through some sort of competition? Competition? Let's let's fight about this off Let me tell you, I want to let everybody know that tomorrow, just to be honest and up from with everybody that we are the Big Show is having some guests come through after tomorrow, after the Big Show, right, so after the show is over, a lot of times we do some some interviews with the elbums during morning show and tomorrow is one of those days. So we're not gonna have a show tomorrow. So we have a big guest coming into is MLK Day and I'll jo you don't need my money. You're gonna win like eight thousand dollars at the Black Jaw. A losing street is that you're bugging me for the money. Scares dropped a couple of brand now in the casinos. Yeah, he has what is enough enough degenerate? That's a good question. We talk about that before you drop intervention. You know what, I keep asking him now and I got the microphone in here. Now we got time. You ever sat with Scary at a casino and at a table? Dude, he's he's crazy, he's hours right, He gets drinks, sits there for hours. He gambles hundreds of jack. Guy, I like my black jack. What do you want to say? Eventually he wears you down. I can't sit next to him. After a while, He'll stay there for four or five hours. Youonentionention, intervention, intervention, invention. They don't know how much money he spends in a casino. Do your parents know? No, don't. We don't talk numbers. Stop it. Trying to get a free ride from a via the helicopter. He's trying to helicopter ride. But okay, you know, like when you gamble, everybody's kind of got their own like loose limit of how much before they talk about gambling and are you tired of you? Freak? You're missing. He's scratching his arms, he get all there, he get kubary a gambling habits, gambling habits. I know you're talking about their heads only knew how much in the casino, notch, You've won a lot I'm making a month Tuesday. Yeah, it's got some problem. Sound like a high roller here, So on Tuesday making back. We'll be back on Tuesday with episode number ninety nine, and then next Wednesday will be off and then next Thursdayday give you episode one hundred and we've got big things plan for one hundred. On Friday, we're going to release episode one hundred companion episode. It's a bonus one. Yeah, it's just good. Greg T and I interviewing Stasi because next week's one hundred is gonna be so large and so long that we don't know, we can't that is that is what she said, not going to be able to fit her in on one hundred. So for the first time ever, the off air Heads will be getting a one a Friday podcast next Friday with a video companion interview to and the B stands for bitch because that's what you did ball free When you bitched out on the interview with Stasi. He did a lot of complaints about ball freak you did, but you did. You pitched out, You pays for blow me. Your was odd. You know what, kid, you were supposed to be here and you did it the best for bailing and I'm Billings. Hey, you know what I'm hanging out with tomorrow? Who is that? Me? A Penisana Pete PATTISONA Pete? What you guys doing. I'll tell you all about that next time. I thought we're gonna say, Ryan Gosling, Okay, we'll see tomorrow morning, afternoon, night, whatever. You listen to this, Jeff Hamper, You're all fair show, Thank you everything Track Club. Now, I guess it's just