The Off Air Show - 'Awkward Bachelor Parties with Strippers' - Ep.126

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Speaker 1: No show. What can we stop the show? But we stop when we started stop the show? No, no, I didn't stop the show. I'm still sitting here. Oh key bow, because you know we didn't stop. Ready, let's start, Ready, we'll go yeah, ready, My father is this? Can you turn them my promise? If you know when you do that it pushes my buttons. So then why do you insist I'm pushing my buttons? Why not go into the show like nice and like enjoy the show? Stop show, stop show nice? Your friend, he's your buddy. You invited him to this pod. You remember, you always claim that you have known ball freak longer than I have. That's what he always doesn't make us better friends, But he always says here is the same. I'm just saying, the longer I know somebody, the more I should be friends with him. The more you know me, the closer I get. If you don't want to listen to me, and I've asked and request him, because in most relationship, you haven't asked. You just said, shut up most a question, they always say, they always say, you shut up. And when you both will understand each other communication, that's that's really that's good communications. So I'd like to I've communicated with you, but you don't want to hear the communication. Therefore, I defer to Scary Jones, who claims that he has known you longer than I am, and the way I handle him is different. You handle you like to scream up, and I just ignore him and he stops. No, I don't stop. Eventually, the mosquito moves on to another person. I'm asking, I'm youre the skeeter. I'm saying, I'm saying, maybe we just go into the show nicely. What do you have? Shut up? I don't have anything, have something? And you said that wasn't nice? Set up, set a little shut How would you like to start the shot? Shut up? Scary? Shut up? Shut up your drunken wish like the beat. I was coming up with a shut up song, but I just got the signal I have to go. I have to shut up and dance played shut up and dance with no definitely not even still get it. Scary Jones is such a tool. He eats lots of food, and he druels clump the highest tree and your battle bit small the fire crackers while they're lit. Whatever you do, stop talking, dude, your Bret smells like a dirty shoe. Jump in the ocean with the great white shark and you just meet another stupid remark. Yeah, scary, shut the up, fine poison and fill up a cup, trink it, drink it and go away. That'll make damn day. Elvis just off air show, Scary Jones, I shut up, Yeah it is. Are you sure about that? We are? I'm scary, Yeah you are. I stopped counting. I'm you know. First of all, before we go any further, everybody's sending in there over here now means some of them you don't have eyebrows in. But because you decided not to do your eyebrows and have them shaved because you lost the bed and you welched on it. I think you should put the eyebrows back. I think you should make bush your eyebrows. That mean the means that coming in now your eyebrows. Stop the beard. And I don't want hair your hair. I want to see greg ta hair means on Twitter and Instagram. I'm hairless. I am hairless, always have been. Have me over there now. You can always get in touch with us at the Fair Show at gmail dot com and get in touch on Twitter. Or you can call us at one hunt we tweeted out they can't call us? Why not, Well, don't mention it if you haven't tweeted it. Yeah, it would be nice to start the show with a caller. It would We don't have a call. We're in a time capsule right now. It would be nice. How do you think we're in a time capsule? Because we're in a bubble. We're recording this and the rest of the world is actually live going on as we speak. It's like they don't paradox of time. They don't know this is happening, but they do know it's happen, but I don't know. No, by the time they're hearing, we will not we will be out of the bubble. Yeah, this student, the student. The lights will be out, the mics will be off, and we won't even be here. We'll be at homes and you'll be crudging foe in the bathroom only on Friday, Do I crudge foe? Cutting the seventeen lines ringing and nobody in here to answer them. That's sad, doesn't make By the time this message goes out there, the lines will all be ringing. Seventeen disappointed piece so it doesn't even pay to announce the phone number. Alright, fine, I guess then we won't even announce it. There are some things that are that are adjustable times and that is at that hand, no social media. It would just be nice to take a couple of phone calls that sometimes we're missing. It would be if we had a topic. But then you would have to invite people into the time capsule before you announced the phone number. Well, how would we do that? Then? With the tower of social media, takes nice to take a couple of calls, take phone were can you make a song for this? Wouldn't be nice take a phone calls? But there? Oh yeah, and then to drop I'm writing right now. Wouldn't it be nice to take some phone calls? Who didn't it be nice? Why don't Why don't you make a song? You know what the truth of things? Greg t wants to happen. Wouldn't it be nice to yeah? Wouldn't it be nice to blank? It would have to be in the cadence of the song. Wouldn't they like a TV commercial from the eighties and nineties? That wouldn't be nice to chug a chuggar? I think it was for tribe hummus. Well, it wouldn't it be nice to eat some hummus? No? No, no, I say that it was like sun kissed. We do like huggs. Would will you be nice to drink some sun kissed? No? Would nippy not? It was called chuggar or something? Would it be nice to chug? I don't think so. I never seen any chugger chuggar. I don't even know what chug chuger? Are you guys don't remember that. I don't really don't even know what a chugger? Chuggar stole speach boys music and they wouldn't be nice to never be nice to kiss the hooker? You know? Have you ever kissed a hooker? Wouldn't it be nice? Have you ever? I mean, listen ever hear at the Christmas That's that's horrible. Listen, it's real. I mean, have you ever made out with it with a hooker? Have you ever made out a huker? Have you know? Neither of ine. I've never met a hooker privately, it's all. It's always been in public. Really yeah, and that's bad. Like bachelor parties, you know, we should talk about that. That's a topic in my fraternity. But he's right, we could bring that back because in my fraternity, so we would, you know, after like some of the pledges get hazed, you find one of the pledges that you really want to mess with, and then you take him out into the city and then you blindfold him, and then you and then you you you handcuff his his hands behind his back, and then you tell him that he has to meet the brother, the big brother, and the brother he doesn't know. And then all of a sudden, we ripped his pants down. And then he feels his kid getting kids know, his kids getting cut. Somebody's cussing his kid. So we're in a bubble. We're in a time bubbles, right, So he feels somebody cussing his kid, and he has no idea. He thinks it's the brother that is cussing his kid, the one brother that can make him. Then they become brother and then they the blindfold and he realizes it's some hooker, and then he cries more because he's got some booker, you know, cussing his kid. I'm just right, it's a relatable topic, right, and look't use any That's not the topic I wanted to go into I was. I wanted to talk about bad bachelor parties and how every batchor party that we've never had was just it was talking about this not on the podcasts what we do in episode sixty three, Come on, tell me, well, we didn't talk about bad strippers. Attach sure, every every batchlor party that we ever went to was always was just awful because there had to be a strip club moment. You got any batcher party musical and give me some back. Somebody here on our own, very own Elvis during in the Morning show had a very awkward bachelor party. Can we mention that we want to go to that one? Yeah, he's not so far away from he's sitting. He's sitting about twelve feet on that. That's in my top three. I'll tell you right now. You know what freak at mine too, you know, because we walked into the room, it was like it was like everybody meet in the in the Master's sweet come on, give me some give me some music seventies scheme poor no music. Yeah you want a little bout a little bob by the way, shout out to our latest newest listener of the show podcast. She talked about it on the fifteen minute Morning Show earlier. She's a big fan Daniel Monaro. Oh yeah, Daniel Monaro. He was a huge compliment he was in the morning show. So anyway, we go into the master suite of in Vegas. So in the bachelor party, we went to the room and he was there, and his brother was there and his dad and his dad. You're not going to name him, and the chairs were in a half circle. Hold on, we're gonna see if he wants to be named. Let's call him. Let's call him. Play your x MR. We'll see, we'll see who it is. Anyway, so the chairs were in a half circle in the master suite, this Mr exs bachelor party, that's right. And we all get in there and it was a porn calling Pete. There was Pete and would be There was a porno DVD portos. It was a VCR porto, that's how long ago it was. And everybody, with all the guys were sitting in there getting worked up watching the same porno. And then I remember that all of a sudden, the strippers kind of come like the strippers come in with a with a carrying a roll away. Why why wait, why am I in here? Because you are because you're ladies and gentlemen. You were bachelor Rex. It's Scotty Bes bachelor party we've been referring to now. I thought it was Pete Vegas. How did this come up? I don't even know. We're just talking about batchup parties all this. Does anything ever come up? And I was like, why do why do batchup parties that involved strippers and turned really weird? I gotta tell you, that was the worst bachelor party of all times? And it was his and I said it was in my top three. Yeah, I've had We've had a couple of other bad ones. It was just debauchery. I mean we flew all the way across the country for that. Yeah, to hire someone to come to the room and do it a couple of day answers, But then they disappeared into the bathroom with your brother. First, first of all, I don't think it tell them that you know what goes on in the middle of the master sweet floor to all of us to see what was going on there. I'm not quite sure if I want to talk about that with you, but but you know, as far as I'm concerned, But but exactly as far as I'm concerned. Nobody listens to this show, so I don't think anybody listens to this So I think you feel like you're in so you feel like you can't talk about it because nobody listens to the off their show podcast except Elvis, Elvis Duran high are you guys doing in here? Scotty was just about to recount the worst batchelor party of all time, his own. I think we're about to talk about when the strippers started shaving my brother's balls on the floor in the hotel. You can talk about that on this show because no one listens to me. That's what I'm talking. I don't even laugh. We don't have the words we took backwards? Elvis? Else, do you want to hear scotty story? Look, they brought in the King of the dip shits here almost walked out. Okay, who was the king of the dip? That's me? That's awesome, Elsa. Elvis first, maybe that's his nickname. Instead of calling Scotty gentlemen, give me some royal music hit it so anyway, tell everybody what happened in that Only you can describe a guest. Give him the well it got out of hand. I all I remember is is bald freak over here. First of all, we only air why nobody listens to that show either know what's going on? You know, and you're flipping out about anyway, the same thing I flip out about every day. He's got another job here that he gets paid to do, which I'm supposed to be doing right now anyway, So hell do you think that A. We shouldn't really be talking about the Bach party because they're people could be incriminated. It's not you know, it's it's not a good thing to be doing, and just tell them, tell them the public thing would happen. He still wants to go on. He's seven guys in a semi circle watching porn and all of a sudden, in the middle of the floor, tell everyone, well, I know that I was in my boxer shorts. Yes, I remember this. I remember that I had a dildo suction cupped onto my forehead and she was, you know, doing whatever she was doing. And then, because it's me, I don't care. And then flash forward to I remember Ronnie down on all fours like trying to remove a little basketball from some He's not gonna like that, he left, He's not gonna like that. You just said you called him out on that. And then my brother like elbow checked him out of the way and finished that it was pretty bad. Like I don't know what else I could say, but all I know is that, yes, there was a rollaway caught in the in the bathroom, you know. So, and the girl said to me, okay, bachelor, let's go, and I'm like, no, I'm good, you know, so, I just said, we can't talk about it. I think the problem with bachelor parties is permitting people the expectations and the bar is set so high for like, yeah, we gotta go crazy and go overboard. Everybody wants that, you know, the bachelor party that happened, uh and what what hangover? You know, they want that and and and then people try too hard and then it goes It just goes heavily. I I kind of feel like what women think bachelor parties are really aren't. I mean, I mean, look at mine. Great so some chicks were dancing with a boom box. There are some crazy batcher parties. There have been some stories that really had lived up to the hype of a real deal crazy Batcher party. I've never been I've been to like about twelve of them, and none of them were that okay, but okay, try I'm just gonna say that with me on a few of them, and some of them, some of them were really bad. I mean, look, halfway through mine, I just backed myself out of it and I sat on the couch with you, guys. I was having no part of what was going on there anymore. You know. If that's a story you want to you want to say, and you're sticking to it, and I can back you up on that, I'll back you up on that. That's true. You don't you didn't have anything to do with it. You were kind of schemed out. You were like, all right, let's go play wheel. It was weird because I was sitting on the couch and my boxer shorts with you guys. Is that your story to it? That that that's exactly what happened, you know? And I'll tell you one thing. As soon as my wife or my I guess my fiance at the time picked me up at the airport, I told her everything. You I swear to you. You know what. That was very admirable of you, because first of all, you didn't do anything. I mean other than look you look stuff. Well whatever, she goes to strip clubs with me, that's no big deal. But I mean, as soon as I got in the crist said, look, when they get out, I have to tell you everything. You have no idea what went on. And she's cool like that. You know, when you marry somebody like that, that's awesome. That's how you know you have a great relationship when you can actually be honest like that and just be cool with it, because then fast forward ten years when you have two kids, then it sucks. We want to hear your bachelor party stories emails at the Affair Show at gmail dot com, or you can drop us a tweet. Maybe you don't want to tweet this because it might be a little incriminating, but you can at the Affair Show obviously. And you have any pictures, please upload him and help us out at the Affair Show on Instagram. We want to see pictures of your bachelor party. Maybe you guys are going out this weekend, so any you's going out this weekend, let us know where you're headed, what's going on? Who's the bachelor? Stop us they're gonna be coffing larks. Bachelor parties coffing lerks tell Lieutenant Dan Dan Marine Dan is real though, you know what, that's nothing. If if you and the youngs are gonna go out for a bachelor party this weekend or any weekend coming up, I wantn't you give us a tweet or you cannot email us and let us know where the bachelor party's at. Who knows, maybe Scary will show up. If it's Don Atlytic City, Scary Jones will to be a part of it. Right, Maybe you're gonna go by you hang out with the bachelor. I'm a drinker too. You're putting words in my mouth as you're gonna cuffler that's come on, man. But I will say one thing, um, you know if you are having a party, yeah, and you want us to give a shout out and you want the off fair heads to join it? Yea, yes, anybody who listen to this podcast, why not? Maybe you're someone without any friends. I like that, but no, for real, you know what, shout out to all the bachelor parties for the weekend. We want to know where you're going, who's the bachelor, what's the party gonna be like? We want to know all of it. And you're right starting well, we can start even next week. Every Thursday, we will shout out to all the Bachelor parties going out for the weekend. Because of course, we don't do Friday shows. That's right, we don't do God forbid we do a Friday show. We do not do Friday shows. It's a point of contention. That's my one day off from all of this toxicity. E there we go, Scary Jones. Ladies and gentlemen, start the engines. Where did you start him? Oh? Yeah? Is that a Harley or is that a mode? It's a Harley. Bro Come on, man, that ain't no, it ain't no needs to confirm that is it. It's not a Kawazaki. Oh way, man, it's hardcore. It's Boley Crew, dude. It's the crew rides hardy brow that someone's gonna disaprove us. You know, there's a motorcycling tusist out there. It's a Harley. Do you know what it is? You can tweet us or ra email that ship doing I'm sorry, what a way to cool it down? What what is this sound? Harley? That's a Harley. Dude's absolutely, dude. The crew does not ride anything else but Harley Walfred drink? What did you agree? Yeah? Unfortunately? Right right, because they're lame and they're like l A l A douche bags? Are you kidding me? Come on? How is Mommy Crewe? Douchebags? Are you kidding me? It's best? Come on, dude, you see Vince Neil? What's a mean or what's a meaner cycle than? Uh than Harley Davidson? It comes Tommy Leon as best Japanese bike? Which one get out of here? Are you nuts? For performance purposes? Is there any any the hog is like cosmetic? It's like, look, listen how loud my engine is? Oh? I got sleeve? That's right. It's for the men. It's for the men. I'm in sons of anarchy, that's right. Yeah, dude, So no disrespect me. You know, I think we should throw it over to Balfrey. He's been very passionate about me. No, I think we should throw it over to Skier. He's been very passionate about Oh, let's he's very passionate about scary. What are you very passionate about? What am I passionate about mine? You know, I'm not really feeling much today. I gotta be honest, like like as a human being. You mean no, you know, I hold you guys. I've been talking about this for a while now, about with my parents wanting to have a barbecue for Easter. Yeah, I'm okay with it. I've about this. He's been talking about this for four days. He won't get off the topic. Do you want to bang your head into the freaking room ball freak? Do you do you have plans for Easter? Yeah? I mean with my family? Okay, well, okay, what do you guys eat at the Eastern table? Would probably make like a like a cold antipas and some pasta, maybe Monaco or some stuff shells sounds good, and then we'll do like a lamb. I'm having Easter by you you know why? Yeah? Why because I'm not eating that year? No, you know what's scaries that his scariest dad is opening up the barbecue. He's not there barbecue from tradition, that's right, all right? So what's wrong with that? Hot dogs, hamburgers and steaks and chicken. Is that what he's doing? He's doing like a Father's day Easter. Dad, it's not the fourth of July. And he goes, well, you know, what, I'm gonna throw some scorched steaks on the babu. You know, some London broil coming over? Great too? You want some more? Shea l You want to be want some more? Sheiva come on? So yeah, so yeah, so my parents are doing it. But I've now come to terms and my mom is now finally said that she's going to meet me halfway. So we'll do stake, We'll do steaks, we'll do chicken, we'll do shrimp, We'll do all that stuff. And then she goes, Anthony, I'm gonna make your some make plant pomegan. Great. So I'm gonna get a little boy. I'm gonna make my I'm gonna get halfway. Tradition to the way it was. Why why you he started to me, is a tradition. You don't break from tradition. You do the traditional things on traditional holidays, the same way they broke Christmas. Christmas Eve is now sushi. But they've been doing that for a while. Now I know you haven't come around. I want to go back to the old school days of tradition. And Richard, well, freak, what's on your mind? Well, now, fit on the roof is on my mind. And oh and oh, and also, did you guys see Survivor last night? I missed it. I really wanted to see and I missed it. I haven't liked it. There you go, there we go. I feel like I'm there. Do you know what happened? Hate? But do you know what happened? Well, I don't have someone who doesn't watch the viber. Did it permeate outside of the survival landscap? Yes, people were talking about it on social media. Everybody's talking about him. So so why don't you why do you take the lead on that? Well, what happened was one of the contestants who kind of knew he was about to be voted out at tribal council outed one of the other people in the tribe at the tribal council as transgender. As he knew he was being let go, he saw the handwriting on the wall, he knew all the votes were coming towards him. Well, let me ask you one question about that. Okay, So all right, I'm not I don't want to blow this oude. It's a podcast Who cares? But who cares? So last week's little podcast last week Sandra got voted out and he was Sandra's little henchman while he was basically on a tribe with her before the switch. Right, So so when so so was that any indication that he was going that he was so so he knew because Sandra voted out, he knew he'd be next. Well, the show is edited as to imply that he was in trouble from the very beginning, right because he's her henchman. So well, we call him whatever you want, but he was. He was out there as the obvious choice to be voted off Queen's Big He pretty much knew at the time he was that. He said all this, He pretty much knew that he was going, so he might as well go out and blaze the glory. So let's play that clip. Yes, but this is from last Night Survivor. Zeke uh Be. Zeke was outed by Jeff. Jeff was the one talking here. There's something I'm not saying nobody knows deception on levels, Jeff, that these guys don't even understand. Why haven't you told any when you're transgender? What I'm showing is a deception, But that has nothing to do with that, you know. I think I've been fortunate to play a Survivor as long as I've been playing it and and not have that label. And one of the reasons why I didn't want to lead with that is I didn't want to be like the trans Survivor player. I wanted to beat the Survivor playing wow. I like all that dramatic music in between that wasn't part of the show. Somebody put that together. I will see some production genius. I I find what Jeff did so offensive and across the line. I mean, what do you like to do that? And how do you even pick up the next day? Like you know, I know that they edit and then the next you know, we have to wait till next week to see the fail they do it. But if you go back to your camp after you voted Jeff off and you're sitting there, I mean you got to say something, especially if you, you know, if if you feel something, yeah, I mean, if it was me, I'm on the island, I go up to him and and I almost like Jim hug and I go, I'm so sorry this happened. I feel dirty that this guy just did that to you. It's terrible. Well, tune in next Wednesday and I'm sure you'll see some of that. Well, I've been watching, is just gonna see this episode. I didn't get you to, yes because one of your other buddies, he keeps talking about how good it is. So I finally turned it on. Yeah, one of your buddies, so I finally got to see it. I wanted to watch to see Sandra get kicked off. That's anti climactic compared to what happened yesterday. Yes, And of course, but nobody knew. I wasn't having yesterday and I was. That's unbelievable. No, I did not know. Even when he said there's something's people don't know about Zeke before the Tribal Council, I have no idea that that was what he was gonna bring up in in the on the Tribal Council. And you know, we did have Jeff Probs on the Elvis Duran Morning Show a couple of weeks ago, and we all know the Survivor was already taped, and he didn't even like, you know, a lude to you know, what had happened on the island, and he could have he could have sold it and said this season, you're gonna want to see episode blah blah, blah because it is so you know, controversial. What happened, you know something that he didn't. But if you go to Elvis Duran dot com you can see the entire interview with Jeff Probes when he was here. That was pretty cool and he's a high road guy. Yeah, he felt like survivor on its own will sell itself. Then he was right. The thing about what this h with this guy Jeff did, um, that's pretty much similar to when you're about to lose your job and you know you've been gonna get fired. That's like, you know what, I'm gonna just gonna take a dump on the boss's desk on my way out the door. That's pretty much. I don't know. I don't really know if that was his intention. He sound like that. It sounds he's like, you know what, I'm gonna get one last kick and scratch you one one more, one more sucker punch because I know I'm leaving. In his own defense, he said that, you know, he was trying to establish that the guys like, what was his point? And even I can't trust the guy, right, I understand what he wanted to say. That terrible, right, I mean that Yeah, So basically what he what Jeff wanted to do. He wanted to tell but his sexuality is his own business. No, no, no, that's what that's Bullford is saying. Is that is that it was wrong, he crossed that line. What he was grasping for is he wanted to tell the tribe that you know, you're being deceived, and that was that was how this guy thought, I can make my tribe see that we're being deceived and I'm gonna do this, which was just I think he actually enhanced Zeke's chances of winning. Now I would I would agree with you. But the thing that interests me on top of all this is it's a TV show, you know, and this is a very sensitive subject, so I want I was kind of trying to put my head in the in my mind, in the mind of the producers Survivor and even Zeke, was this something that they just said, all right, well, we gotta put this on TV. He said it on you know, on camera where they huddle up in a hunt and be like, what do we do with this? Yeah, I think they probably say what do we do? What do we do? I wonder if they had to get his best wishes, I think they. I think they had to he had to get they gotta get his blessing in order to do it. I think a major problem, right, I think so too. I think that I don't know, maybe you sign a waiver that says, you know, like everything, nothing is off limits. I'm sure this is kind of like a new a new thing that might not be in any sort of written contract. But but yeah, I don't know if necessarily he could say anything. I don't know what the rules of signing a waiver to be on a television show imply, you know, Yeah, I don't know. What have I you that Gregg te what's going on with you? It's good talking about it. Let's move on. Well, what I wanted to say was that this week, you know what it is, Ronnie, it's the clock in my head that just says you have to go home and watch your own pits. No, No, it's a pacing thing. He's teaching us. He's teaching us a lesson here, there's a teachable moment. Right, Not everybody, not everybody listening to this podcast, held on, not ever listen to this podcast, actually watches survive. She's true. Right. So, so the point is we've now gone on for seven minutes about it, and this is what happened. I mean, when you ramble on, you know you got the freak was rambling on. It doesn't have an internal be a podcast. There no such thing ism that was not. I commend you for tackling very You're welcome very topic a scurvy dark ramb alone. You have a football freak, you know, Sometimes you've got no one to drop. Sometimes you have to sail the ship smoothly ahead. No waime, is no current, the sun is out, and you're under villages that just drink some romp. And that's why I'm That's why I've been talking to the ship. That's why the charge, because I could see things that you can't. I got like I got my telescope's junk. I'm just saying, okay, listen while we get up to while we ramp up to the part where we all sing ramble on today, the entire morning show us to go out tonight and we're going to a bowling event tonight. I'm not even joking. You can't like it. So I Heart Radio decided they wanted to do like a mixer, like some kind of a team building event, right, so the team building, so a bunch of us are all going and we're gonna get We're gonna start bowling. I haven't bowled in years. I'm not a good bowler. I don't I'm not. I don't even like bowling. I'm almost I feel like I feel claustrophobic that to go bowling. That's bothering me so much. It's been on my mind all day. I just can't claustrophobic because you have to bowl, yeah, because I can't do it. Not everybody come off So like I said, I don't know how to get over my fears of bowling. But playing claustrophobia, Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to wear the shoes and I have to wear the shoes. I don't like everybody looking. I don't like everybody looking at me when I have to. When when you yeah, you gotta run down and then you gotta like like like like sweep your foot. Not everybody on the podcast cares about bowling. Not everyone on this podcast bowls goes on playing badminton. This is what goes on board, sorry anywhere, Let's move on to the next hour in alright, all a right, fine, anyway you're bowling, I will let you know how bowling turns out. Oh please, I can't wait. Ladies and gentlemen of the off fair heads around the world, we have a new segment introduced today, ball Freak. I wish you had a keyboard you don't. I do, but it's in the other room. Is there a way for you to do like a little intro to what we're doing? The birthday section, the birthday thing. We have a birthday song, birthday section. We do have a birthday song. So let's just do a birthday song. Do you have lived? Do you have? You have had birthday music? At least from underneath it? Yeah? What about birthday by the Beatles? Oh? You got that? What original idea? Right? No one? No one you ever thought, I've never been to a Sweet sixteen before. And listen at the end, birthday but at the end of a birthday cake, remax, we can give you a birthday cake is good at the end. We can give you our offair show birthday song at the end. So there we go. Oh you wanna you wanna you're creating a donut exactly. That's all we Need's a birthday don't scary came to us and said, guys, a lot of our all fair heads are celebrating birthdays. You want to thank Jill, Jilly Bean and Diana out FB our Facebook, on meme Master. Oh yeah, they deserve this shout out because they compiled the April birthday list. If you want to get on our birthday list for may kindly get in touch with us on Facebook. Yeah, let that your gig. Scary let used to be. Let Jilly Bean and Diana know it's your birthday and they will get you on the mail list because they made the compilation. Is so thank you When you're the birthday guy no longer, you're then not guy I used to be. So they that we called you that scary Joe's away from me. You're gonna let them take it away from me? What even isn't done? It's a birthcause name money. So we want to say happy birthday for your April birthdays. Oh here's why the listener was created by Jill because she's on the list. Jillian Cooney, Chili Bean, Happy birthday off our Head. Also Danny Dream, Happy Birthday Offairhead, Dustin Davis, Happy Birthday Offairhead, Happy birthday too, Emily Joseph better known as m J Jakolo Chilled Wrongfelt, Happy birthday to you and Shana Torres also Ari Baron Desiree I and kin okay O Desiree I kid, she's the first lady geez Happy birthday off their heads. Remember we started we're gonna have a list of all the people in the cabinet and handy at all times. Great tea. Yeah, that was with the days. I mean, it does take a lot of effort to type it out on a piece of paper. That right now. What they don't know is that the offair shows Man, the Affair Show has a birthday song, and we went this time. Would like to offer all of our off air heads a very special happy birthday, Star Jones. Are you ready, freaks? Are you ready? Start with the clapping, Start with the clapping, both following your lead because I can't see ready here, y'all. Clap it up, Come on, this is how you do it. Clap it up, and then you say one to one to three, Happy happy birthday, your special day. Hey, Happy happy birthday. And this is what we say, Hey, Happy happy birthday. All your dreams come true. Happy happy birthday from the office you Hey, here you go. I love that you like that, so thank you. So if you want to get on the make, can we move on now? Not everybody on this podcast has a birthday in April? You no, member. People shut off. They don't care about April birthdays. They want to know when their birthday is. Let's let's move the ship forward. I'll move it. Captain Wack is Captain Wackle, get your high tonight. I'm not calling. I told him to say set up and he's calling somebody because I've been trying to get in touch with Shaff for about three weeks now, but she's in Mexico. Maybe she'll answer from her her beach. Wasn't she coming in today to give some like kind of knowledge? She was? Don't that too? But where is what you're doing? Hello? What's coming to the Mexican restaurant? Stufflos back to it? How are you? We're great? How you doing? Wow? I feel like we're listening to the TV here. What's going on? What's been going on with you? Where you go? Oh my god, you have no idea. It is so beautiful here in Mexico. I've been plooming. It is absolutely I've been chalooming. What is chalom You mean like eating chalopas. Know. So there's some beautiful areas here that I wanted to explore. So I landed over in Cancun and I kind of wander and I went to apply a Dell Carmen. I've been in Choloom. I went to islam Mouse Harry, So that's like northern point to this pie. Second, be freaking I've been to East Lamo Harrish. Yeah, Ronnie, didn't we go there when we went to Cancun. I don't know. That was like seventy five years ago. It was like a ferry. It was like a ferry ride. You know what my problem is? You know what Eastlamo Harris translates to greg Taitas is island of the women Island. That's East Lobonita. No Madonna, that's pretty island, the East Bona pretty island. Bro, that's from Madonna. No, no kidding. Isn't that saying She's saying, no, not really, But I'm saying everything is beautiful, and it's the entire it's the entire area of women, like literally Cancun. It's beautiful. But I have to tell you that looming it's all about gloom. What are you worrying? What are you wearing right now? I'm wearing a bikini. Yeah is great. That's can you said? It's a pick and will post it absolutely. You know, guys, they just posted one. I'm at this beautiful beach today and I decided to post the picture to say hi to everybody. It out. No, it's so we hold on. You've got to understand how great this is. So there's also things like the tes They are so beautiful to my and ruins. I have explored so much. I canot wait to share with everybody all the great places to go. But Toloom, it's still still beautiful. It's still a little quiet. Yet it's getting torte. So I recommend to anybody that wants to come out to Saloom. They got to do it. Now. How are these people gonna afford just to loom? Yeah, well okay, so it's a little crazy. But listen, you know what you know share. I just thought a whole another segment for you. Pull another. This is called another share Sha share nose all around the world, Share shares and share share nose all around the world. And what you do is we dive in to one of your visits around the world. World wherever you've been you can stop down, yeah, and you can you could spotlight some of these areas in the world that you've been to. I would love to do that because I'd love to get good advice for people so they know what to do and whatnot to do. You right, you could give them some tips on like Fernando on this is Alejandro Mexican. Hellowa, look wait we're gonna have it's so loud blasting is out of the room of a Mexican person. Maybe he could be from Spain. Oh my god? Did I did I sunk up? Turned out? Guys? I put on Alahandro by god? Wait a second. Madonna was shooting about slabony today. Was that like a montage? Yeah, he's doing a montage. He's doing a very well you're you're in Mexico, right, so maybe we should be playing Selina Gomesa. Oh my god, serious, Oh my god, is Mexican. What I'm saying is share. Wouldn't it be cool if you can guide some of the off airheads unlike vacation spots or like you know, where they can go on their honeymoon or where to actually spend the money, and we're not to spend the money because it's not worth it. Right, It's a lot of things like that. People need to know when they go on vacation, right, so like one week need to know. One week we can come in and you can like, you know, can you shut up all free like Mark Anthony not Mexican, He's Puerto Rican. I mean, bull freak all day. He just wants to talk when someone else drives me freaking nuts. Shut up? Oh my god, I give up already. What I was saying, shares. Maybe one week, you know, you could talk about you know, relationship vation using problems and answer some of the emails, and another week you can talk about a spotlight of a vacation spot Yeah. I think it's a great idea. Get the ways now here you go. What I'm saying? Time All right, Well listen, you're gonna coming next week or what's the deal? Hello? I am back for our big one year anniversary. Monday's the anniversary show. That's right, we show coming up, guys. I mean, I hope we're all prepping for it. We are? Are you? Guys? Are you preparing for the show? I'm preparing. I got things coming up I have a I have a whole lit I'm bringing in the pad. You're bringing in the pad, that dirty type of that dirty s notebook that that comes in. All right, I'll stop it. We will see you soon. We can't wait. Guys, I wish you were here with me. We do too. We want to get on that banana boat. We want to be hanging out drinking some reeves. Yeah, reeves, we could be. We'd be startering a boat and drinking Margarita's all right, all right, sounds good? All right, miss you, miss you have a safe flight back. Thank you. I'll see you next week for our anniversary. Now you want to on because you know not everybody and who listen to this podcast is gonna have what it takes to go to Mexican. You know what, shut this music off. You're the one who started singing it. You're the one who started singing it. Let me teach you a thinking too about Mexican pacing, What about Mexican pass? What about Mexican you think about Mexican pasos? Are you're doing stereotypical? Doing scarface? Scarface? Really money? All right? That was balld freak. Shoot this piece of chip freak he's gonna give yourself. We have a huge announcer coming on Monday by the president of Podcasting will be on with us, and we can't act like this after this announcement, ball Free, Can you give me an intro please? For some news headlines? Make the music with your mouth biz. No, I need some accompany, man, I need news headlines for music. He's gonna give you some news drops. Was gonna make getting some news drop. I was gonna human beatbox. We could do that after you give me a little bit clap out the type of beat you want? Right here? Ready, go, here you go. We got news, we got we got news. Do you want to know what's in the news? Week? Got news? Do you want to know what we got news? News headlot, news headlines? All right, great, first news headlines series. Give it to me. You want news headliness, headlines? You want the new sounders want you want the music with it? The commiments, thinking everything everything? Oh, this isn't it happened today? In history? Isn't it different? Different history? We're gonna go right the room, We're gonna go around the room. I'm gonna give you guys a news headline. What's going on in the world today, and you guys are gonna give me your thoughts. You've got something to chime in on. You want to drop his gail, you can know his email offair Show amail dot com, or you can always tweet us hashtag off air news. What's happening now? All right, So we got a big problem going down to Wall Street, New York City. The creator of the Wall Street Bull that is this iconic statue, he made this and he's very upset because some protesters put in a statue of a little girl and she stares down she stares down the bull. So the thing is is that he wants the girl remove and the city is saying, grow up, she's not going anywhere. Scary Jones, give me one of your thoughts. My thought is the Wall Street bull is iconic. It's been there forever. It's supposed to represent a bull market, and a bull market is a market that's making money, that's bullish. She the statue of the girl standing up to the bull, some would say, changes the meaning of the entire picture because now it's she's standing there as one statue facing off against the bull, which makes it look like the bull is a bad guy. Is a villain and she's a being adversarial to a bull. He changes the entire meaning of the entire scene. So you like the girls statue? You just want you know something that the problem is, Yes, it takes on if you're just staring at the girls statue. It's a beautiful statue, and I like what it stands for. Yes, But if you just look at the bull that stands with something completely symbolic in another direction. Right, But the two of them standing next to each other as if she's facing off against him, Yes, changes the entire context of all of it. So you would like to do what with the girl statue? Leaving? I would like to move it. I would like to move it, like away from the bull. I leave it in the area because that's what people know it is. Put it across the street or something. Maybe she should be up against a fire hydrant or something like stop it. What do you want to do with the girls statue? I like it? So you like it? You don't? You don't? You don't agree with what scary say? That's a statue? Really, what I'm saying just all right, I gotta be honest, I'm gonna side you gotta you gotta bell or give me like a ding ding ding or something like that. You are you are a ding ding. I gotta be honest. I'm gonna side with Scary on this one. Yeah. And the reason why I want to side with Scary I got money in the you know what. The reason why I'm going to, uh, I'm gonna side with Scary on this one is I believe that I understand what the statement was and it was good when it was done. But I do think that the bull is an iconic statue of what goes on down in Wall Street, and I think that by bringing the girls statue there, you're changing artwork. I mean, what's gonna be next putting something in the face of the statue of Liberty? And you can't do that either statue. Somebody did something next to the Statue of Liberty, you can't. So what I'm saying is I get what was done, and I like what she stands for the little girl. I really do, and being being a father of two little girls, I love moving on. People don't have two little girls. Not everybody can relate. Next, here's what's happening hand? Is it real? Here? With a story? Go down try downtown that's correct. Change all right? United passenger Dr Dow refusing to exit the Chicago O'Hare United airplane he was their headed to Louisville. They asked him to get off. Then United sent on these police officers to remove it. You guys know the story. So now all of a sudden, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you know you didn't see the video. Well, here's the update. Here's the update. The update video he is about to sue United Airlines, and you got Airlines finally says that they're not going to remove people off the plane anymore. Are scary Jones? Are you in favor of United Airlines or are you in favor of Dr Dow? You know what, everybody should obey the rules of an airline, and the rules state that the airline is. You know, the rules state that you can remove the passenger and do what you want, but not not the way that they did it. Forcibly removed it from the plane. I think it was disgusting. Um in favor of Dr Dow, in favor of United Airlines calling they were both wrong, but United is more and wrong in this case. They should not have physically removed the guy that's disgusting. Well your thoughts are you for Dr Dow? Are you for United Airlines? Scary Jones? Yeah, let me tell everybody how I feel about United Airlines. Before this happened, before this happened before, well before this hap before. Do we have any airplane music? Ronnie in competence, ron reads in competent. It is his absolute waste, the waste of an airline. Ronnie hates it. This is karma, This is beautiful United Airlines karma. Why don't you like you're not in the airlines? Just every experiences. I've tried to book my dog on United dot com and then I had to call them. I don't ask him his question. I tried to bring my dog on the airline and they gave me a hard time. My dog is going. They tried to charge me for trying to book on on to book a flight on the phone. And every time I've flown United, I've been delayed. I've sat in the freaking cabin for three hours, not moving. F them, Good for them, good for them. Finally finally they slip is showing. Alright, there we go, next news. Now put him out of business, all right? This weekend, this Friday. Are you guys ready? Are you prepared for the fate of the Furious? Asking the Furious Number eight is coming out? Are you excited? Fall for you excited? I'm prepared to not watch it? Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. I'm not seeing one second of these are second? Are you both kidding me? The Neil? What's his face? And what were you? Wait? Hold on a second, are you Walker? Are you really kidding me? Walk from the new fast Man movie? What so you never saw a Test and Furious movie? I haven't seen a second on him. Oh my god. I don't even know what to say. Say what you say? What's on your mind? I gotta be honest, man, I cannot wait to see this movie. I have seen every single one. I am so passionate over the entire series that I am. I already get my tickets. Do you know? I made go online and buy tickets. What's the appeal? What do you mean? It's such action packed and everything. It's so great with I love the rock that's in it, you know, I mean you know, come on, please? It's I can't wait. I really can't wait. I can't I don't like it. Well, we are in the minority here, Secury Jones, you realize that we gotta move on because not everybody cares about the fast in the fear your oh and you're throwing it back at me. Now the next headline like moving on, moving on? Guys? Are you are you interested in the in the NHL playoffs? I'm actually interested because it's a New York team. And yeah, you go, a little team called the Rangers, New York Rangers. They played the Montreal Canadians in a round one, game one and they took it to nothing. Canadians. Wall freak. I know, Canadians, ballfre Are you excited for the NHL playoffs? I'm not. I'm not a huge hockey fan. All right. Are you more excited for the NHL playoffs? Are you more excited for the NBA playoffs? NBA? All right, Well, listen, here's what I think. What should do? We should come up with Brackett as I have done for the ends of the end up the NBA. Here we go again. He's got chart out I do as you can see, ball freak. We got him one through eight. I got the Boston Celtics and well, listen, here's my question. Do you think that the Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors are on a collision course to be in the NBA Finals again, Scary Jones, I ask you, I think they are really Yeah, really, so you don't think you don't think all the hype around the Boston Celtics that the Celtics really because I think that it's Lebron time once the playoffs hit. Yeah, once the playoffs hit. He just he gets off the bench. Remember he's been well rested, as he hasn't played the last dozen games. Right, I'm kidding Allison for the NBA Finals. Hold on, let me consult my Mattel magic eight ball. Will the Golden State Warriors take on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Final for the third year in a row? If you know we you know what you guys, we should make a promotional item called the Magic eight bald and it should be bald freak's head. This says, signs point to yes, really, signs point yes. All right, I gotta tell you yours that I don't see it that way. You don't see Golden State in this time. I see I see Boston Celtics in Cleveland in the finals, and I see the l takes beating them to advanced to then play. Yes, I do believe Golden State wins it from the West, and I think the NBA Finals are the Celtics and the Golden State Warriors. Celtics, I think we think. Why don't you think that the Calves and lebron A going back? I just don't for some re vampions. Listen, I love lebron and but but I just don't see it. You see it choke. I do think they choke. I think the Celtics win it. I think they're really hype right now. I think the Celtics and the gold State Warriors are in the NBA Finals, not only the Celtics. Remember last year when I lost the bet, you guys made me clean the bathrooms. We bring it back, and if it's not Celtics and the Warriors, then you guys have to clean the bathrooms and clean the stalls. And if not, then I have to go back, including to see the point in wagering with you guys anywhere, because every time we do, there's a controversy, always a controversy. I will you save your eyebrows on the last you pipe down to that bald free because you didn't give you my money on the football pool for the incomplete football pool where we didn't offer in nation show Let the record show that the two times that we've had games and bets bald Freak and Greg t now are one and one and one. Okay, let's which one to know. You're gonna you're gonna try to put that on the same level as this man not shaving his eyebrows. Listen, you'res are appreciated. Please drop us a line at the office, show you Oh my gosh, all right, here we go news. If you don't have the blues, get some news. I feel bad Washington d C Offices. I feel bad that Eddie Murphy's actual brother he passed away with Luchini. I feel bad Charlie Murphy. Yeah. By the way, he was great on The Chappelle Show back in the day. Speaking of Eddie Murphy, what's the funniest movie Edie Murphy's ever been in? By the way, Beverly Hills Cop Trading Places the great movie Beneath the Eddie Murphy story. David Letterman's mom passed away. I feel bad for David Letterman's mom. But my question is, are the guys today doing David Letterman and Jay Leno justice. How is Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel and Steve Colbert, how are they actually firing? They're less lazy and more creative? Scary, I mean, balfreak, what do you think? Okay, just pass no no no no no no no no. That was a great answer. I wasn't bypassed sword to God. Okay, I didn't know it was all about I absolutely need to cut you off. I just think that the Jay Leno show was all about like a bunch of smoking mirrors, and and Letterman was good in his day, right then he got you know, he got older and replace it. Jay Leno was just sitting on a pilot cash and he never really was he was. I just the show was about Jay Leno and the guests. He can get on there, right, whereas Follin comes up with winny bits every night. They have great writers, right. The same thing goes for Kimmel. Kimmel's amazing and Conan. I'll throw Conan there, Stephen Colbert, they all do bits. They do stick they do. They put time and energy into preparing actual like material and content. They have a team effort who's your favorite out of CBS, ABC, NBC, all the guys that are on, everybody that's doing late night, Who is your absolute favorite? Give me your number one? Don't it's no. You can't have a tie no tie gun to your head, a pass. Come on. I'm a big fan of Alan Thick, Thick of the Night you guys watch that. I was gonna ask you, Balfreak, who's your top three? No, give me your top three? Conf yeah, current, current. I gotta say I don't watch a lot of the late night stuff because but um, I mean I still love Conan. Yep, I think Conan is my favorite. Really, I still think And let me tell you who else? I I kind of kind of warmed up two? I didn't really watch early on Jimmy Kimmel. You like Conan more than you like Fallon and Kimmel? Yes? Really? What about what's his face? On CBS? He does the karaoke? What's else his name? Jim? What about it? Good and good? Don't think all set the bar? Only only give me three choices. I can only pick three. You you you went off to you went off the grid, you went and pick this way. I'm gonna go this generation runs circles around last generation. Give me a top three, scare, give me your top three. God, I didn't even give you my third. Give give me your top three. Give me your top three. I go Conan, Kimmel, Cold Beart in which so Cold Beart number one? No Conan one, Kimmel to cold Bear three. Falon's not even in your top three. Can't believe it. I can't give you any specific order. I don't want to talk bad about Jimmy Fallon. I just don't think he's as good a host. I think, yeah, I think he's a little but I love his bits, His bits are great. Disagree, I disagree, freak, I love Fallon, love my top three absolutely like Conan, Give me your top three. Scare dead Falon, Conan and Kimmel so fallon number one. But I see the thing is I don't see enough of Cordon because he's on way too late, so I don't see I only see the carpool karaoke bits. So it's unfair. It's a comple I haven't seen enough according but Colbert has been leading in the raidings. Do you believe that the honest not a fan of I Don'm not a fan of Colbert because I don't like that humor. Well, you know, Jimmy Fallon is hosting SNL this weekend. You guys gonna watch, of course, wal Freak I always watch SNL. Will make a difference that Jimmy Fallon is host going to try and get in the audience. I gotta say I I wasn't a fan of Jimmy Fallon when he was on. Wow, I can't believe it. Kind of felt him. That's when I stopped watching for a little while. He was obnoxious. I gotta be honest. I am so shocked. I would never think, I mean, I would think that everybody's a fan of Jimmy Fallon. I can't believe it. I was on. I was on Karate Pinata on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Was super nice. There was a time Elvis when it was Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Elvis was on the show. He was a guest on Jimmy Fallon's couch and that was when he was on the twelve thirty times slot. And next thing you know, bald Freak was picked for a game so you actually called it was called Karate Pinata. It was awesome. Scotty Scotty being I were wait beating on a separate line from everybody else. We were going to sit in the in the in the bleachers, and then the riders came out and they picked me out of the line and they put me in a karate off it and all you guys you're standing waiting to get in your v I p seats and I walked by in a karate, like, what's up, guys? And I bowed to Jimmy and I was hanging out in the dressing room with Seth Meyers. It was awesome. That was a real win for Ronni that dad. You know what, guys, you know, speaking of Seth Meyers. Neither of you guys even put Seth Meyers. Haven't seen it. That's another thing I have not seen. I haven't seen it. Like it's a late night show. It's late late night. Like, and what about the Carson Daily Show he's on too, because really, so out of all of them, Carson is the dead last. He's still around. Wow. Remember we used to go hang out with Carson Dalles to hang out in that bar in New York City. We used to remember the time that we were in Atlantic City, and we saw Carson Daily at the Borgata said he was sitting at a table by himself playing black chat, and then Greg t annoys the funk out of him. He was like, hey, what's up, Carson? And he was winning too, and then Greg sits down. He goes, you want if I jump in on the hands? Looks yeah, it's a hundred dollar minimum on the hands and it's like, okay, I'll put in a hundred dollars and then two hands, two hands. He plays, lost them both and then causes Carson Daily to lose his money. That'll upset the whole time. He came in, fucked up his flow. So what do you think Carson Daily thinks about you? They remember? Two more stories? We're done, two more stories were done. Give me something I wanted to say that I think David Letterman is the king of all time late Night, and I think I think half the guys that we mentioned would probably agree with me. Really well, Conan is a disciple, of course, Jimmy Kim, I'm gonna go let him in in his day, not let him in the last ten years. Maybe so stories, you haven't got enough from these other guys to judge because they're in their day right now. I'm sorry. Not everybody cares. David Letterman moving on. Now, you have a little s OS d d d D d d D. Do you ever do that? Gie? Give me morse code? You're not free, all right, I'm typing it. Give me. Remember we had to make a science project. I had to make like, what is that? What is the device that they that they used to call the use morse code? The s OS machine? Know what is it called? Come on, none of us know what it's called. No, al right, give me a little s S sound effect. They're buy can without the machine? Just make it with your lips. That's not the way it goes. That sounds like a crush there. Hell, what's the story about morse code? Colleague's like a colleague, Tim Barth calling Tim Barth, our NASCAR representative. It's a telegraph. It's called the telegraph. Do you guys know there is no NASCAR on this weekend? Do you know why? Why? Because it's easter break? So right now and the top of the leaderboard is Kyle Larson with three D and fifteen points. I need drive for the target car. So this is just a message for Tim Barth we apologize that we don't know what you're gonna do this weekend. But without Nascar, we are all so lost. Wasn't he supposed to give us a report? That's right, Scary never reached out to him. Here's what to talk to him. All right, we hate we hate NASCAR, all right, Last, but not least moving not nobody cares at NASCAR. Start Captain wack over. Now, Last but not least, Scary. There is a new club on Long Island. It's called I need club news for this Scary should have this news for us. Yes, I want you to start mixing it up. I think we should all go because on Monday nights they allow DJs anybody step up and mix new dance music for the crowd. So like an open Mike DJ situation on Long Island. So the place is called, uh, it's called Release City. It's let's see no, no, no, I'm sorry, that's the bit. It's called Release City. And it's at a place called the living room. You know where the living room is on Long Island. We had a release shitty in the living room of the suite where Scotty B had his batchet party. Yes, well, no, for real, don't listen. So the place is called tournament, it's called the living room, that is called a call, and on Monday nights it's called Release City. Come on, so Scary you can get behind the mic and you can mix it all up and play your music. I'm not a real DJ, you know that, right, but you can be. I can't even mix pudding, but you can be. And all the other DJs standing around and they want to see what kind of moves you got, And then you start mixing new suiting, new music. You get a certain time until the buzzer goes off. Scary, you gotta go. You gotta do this Monday night, on a Monday night? Do you even mix? Stumble and drunk bra? Scary you mix and I don't. I don't mention. What do you do? What do you do when you go to a club? He m c s the DJ plays the music and can Scary you get on the microphone give us a little taste. Come on, Break needs to be in his element. Come on, stretching me and I've got five hundred people in front of me, and he needs those purple velvet ropes around him. Bottles are coming out of the sparklers that's right right, that's right now, And I'm I'm not feeling it right now. I'm in the studio. Put yourself there. Come on, you can't do come on, come on, come on, I'm not gonna say anything. Rip it. How do you do it? Every five minute somebody comes over? Are you scary Jones? Now? Come on? What do you do? You're carty? That's to night of one? That single, ladies? That is such schlock? What every every MC? Let me shut the music? Every MC does that. It's like they do that. They go to the they go to left side of the room, right side of the room, back of the room. Let me hear you scream you don't hand to it, throw your hands in the air, something like you don't care. But the problem with that is that's so old school, that's so nine's like, nobody does that anymore. We don't do that. Now, let's start over to Bullfred Bull. If you're hosting night, give him some music. Scary Bullford, how you go to MC? Here it comes you ready, wait, wait for it to kick in, hold on, feel it, feel it all right, Walford. Whenever you're ready, taken away? All right, everybody, here we go awful voice. Here we go, Here we go, here, we got to pump it up. Pump it Up is Scary Jones from ZNY one hundred abs right on the boarding shows at the house giving up with Scary job. So wait the song. There's way too long an intro. It's unfair. You gotta give it to when it was kicking in. Come on, Scary Yeah when. First of all, I would I would never, ever, in any hypothetical situation, be making an announcement like this. Well, what kind of announcement would you make? Bullford? You get the microphone, Okay, you go to the club. It's a Saturday night, the places bumping right. Okay, so now you have a couple of drinks. Yeah, I gotta shout the DJ. Ad who's the d J. It's about quarter to twelve, it's almost midnight. It's time for you to make your first stage announcement. Are you ready? I'm not. I'd be terrible. Listen, I'm gonna play the part of the engineer. Okay, I'm the I'm the engineer, kem roddy, I ball frequent in about fifteen seconds to read guys back and I'm backstage ten seconds, ten seconds. I need him. Get them ready. Ten seconds, five seconds, three to one, you're live. Go what's up? Everybody who smokes way to this place with Gary Joe. That's it, that's it done. All right now, let me say how it's done. You wanted to use me as a point counterpoint. I see, well, at least you're stepped up. Wait, he's not even gonna let you do it. Captain Wack is getting you high tonight. You won't even let me do it because you do it every five seconds. We know it. I think he's a little he's a little intimidated guy. I think so too. He got a little nervous for the anniversary show Monday. Let's it do it to be continued on Monday. It is our birthday. I'll tell you what we'll do. We can we can to wait up that podcast with great tea talking to the very next thing, you know, for people that run that bings listened to the podcast, let's lead them. We're gonna open up the podcast. The first thing you're gonna hear is Greg t acting like a club more. It's our anniversary show man. We gotta call out a celebration song. Everything. It's gonna be great. Okay, so we're gonna do that Monday. Is that show? We have big announcement announcement coming one am I eligible for probation. That's what I want to know. Also, Sharon Knows will be here in studio with us, along with maybe some other people too. Write I'm it's gonna be here. I don't know. You tell me l g P. Do we have any cake? Maybe little Lemon? Lauren, you gotta get a cake. I get all those days. You guys sound really prepared to do the show on Monday. I would have prepared. If you celebrate Happy Easter this weekend. Yeah, yeah, we'll see you uh on Monday for our birthday show, our Happy Birthday buddies, sat jacklobe Head. You'll buy yourself that to Just watch me now. It just watch me now. I got some f now, fen won't breath. Just watch me now. I just watch me. I can't for you. It's just watch me now