The Off Air Show - 'Apple Picking On the First Date' - Ep.77

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Speaker 1: Says Elvis rand Presents Off air show is Steery Jones, Greg Tea have seventy seven of the fair show. I'm scary. I'm Greg Tea over there for me Over there. Bald Threak is up to the sign with his keyboard. And by the way, yes, I saw you haul and ash with a keyboard's my favorite. Okay, you're saying there's a keyboard that you had like three people carrying. That's in the next room. It's like three times the size keyboard one you're playing. I borrowed it from the classic rock station next door. Now, now, why is that not connected to the baby bones, connected to the thigh bone that it's because I'm using it for something else. This is good enough, This is too much according to great Tea, what are you using it for? Greg? Look, if you look next door, there's a giant ass keyboard like three times its electric piano. Yeah, what why are you not using electric piano on to this? I want to know because as a priest, look at that threw him with him him? What's father doing here? Is he not think it left over Halloween costume? I don't think he's That's not a priest? Who is that for real, And besides, al would would a priest really condone this show? Well? I don't know, but maybe he's a blessing. Maybe he could bless us. Maybe here's what you want, the affair heads. Here's what we want to explain to you. So we're we're ball freaking eye and scary are We are in what's like what's called the fish bowl of a studio. We have ceiling to the floor windows and there's a hallway outside so people that are walking through the hallway can actually look in and see us. We can vice versa look out and see them. So as we're sitting here right now, we're talking about the affair show out of nowhere. And I don't mean to sidetrack us, but coming around a corner was how tall was he? Six ft four? Yeah? Tall man? I have it is a tall priest, But I still think that he was left over trick or treaters. But what was he doing? What was the priest doing? And he gave us a wave like he knew we wanted to be like, why is there a priest here? And he gave us a way? Why he thinks we need to find our salvation? Why can't we go find him and see what he's doing. Hold on, I'm gonna try to go find him real quick. Why what are you doing? Say hello to Heaven while you're at there. He's got such a d d Hello to him. Trying to find out what you're Yeah, we're talking about I want to know what. I'm playing the show next week in the city and I'm rehearsing with some people here. So I borrowed the keyboard from next door so I don't have to pay. Were not good enough to you didn't want to hook it up to the board? Is good enough? Look? Look you have all like you don't have that on this? Listen to that. That's a beautiful slave bow. What is that noise at this? Oh my god? Right, it's kind of like a construction work together. It's like being in my backyard. So did he find the priest? So wait a second. So this keep it. It's three times smaller than the other one, but it has more sounds. Yeah, it's all right. You have to understand that the size and the quality are not necessarily parallel to each other, so quantity does not equal quality. I mean, this is this. This is an old board, dude, This is a vintage cord and five Music synthesize and my friends. Okay, all right, so we'll stick with this keyboard. Yeah, I hope you don't mind. Hey, great, I just found out. Okay, so the priest was here because you know, we're in a building with other radio stations. So on the news channel, the seven ten Am, they had the priest on and he was like, he does something a weekly special? Does he do a mask? So no, he doesn't do a mask because a weekly interview with one of the other talk show hosts on the news channel, because maybe he could priest talk, give us a priest music. What would preest say, ball freak? I think he would be like church organs, take us to the church. Take us to the the church. Go take us to the church. Let me take me to church. You got that scared? You want to holse your taking to church? Wall Freak, give me something a prayer for today? Wait, I need an organ putting me on the spot. Here go go, ball Freak, go put me on the spot. Well, can the church music? I got troum horns, I got too many things on this. Oh my God, give me church. Then you the keyboard, give a church, Tilly basic can give me a church music right now, music a funeral, everybody's do super soon. Prayer for you a little. Do you want me to do a prayer? Yeah, like like actually say a prayer out. Yes, Um, Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with the nice. Blessed are thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy doom. Jesus, Holy Mary, Mother of God. Now until the hour of death, they may. I kind of did it in pitch with the song you don't like them all right. I don't know what the point of that was, but hey, we were in the mood to go to church. I don't know what on them before right now. Hey, yes, it was pretty cool, like you were saying, scared. Yeah, we we had a d d he finally comes back to it. So yeah, so we had from the Real Housewives. Oh my goodness was here yesterday. Yeah. So we got a lot of listens and a lot of looks on our Instagram. You know you're gonna look, dude, she was such tod lerk man. I couldn't stop staring. I'm like, but you don't want She's really down to earth. You wouldn't expect the toddler like her to be so down to earth. Yeah, it was that bishop coming out coming around the guy right there, it was he was with the priest. I'm gonna have to turn the shades down to great teeth. We need to put blind like a kid at the zoo. You know, I look a leopard. You know, horses like have blinders on so they look straight ahead so they don't start like going nuts. That's great tea right now, that's not the priest. I'm gonna pull the shades down so you can only focus on what's going on in this room. Look look here, look here. Together he had the bell and he was the older boy. I think it's the priest hype guy. That was Every priest needs a hype guy nowadays, you know. And ever it's about stay. She's so down to earth. You wouldn't expect a girl that hot to be so cool because a lot of times messed thing say that's not it's so true though, it's like a misogynist thing to say. Is usually the hotter. If a girl's model and model esque, she can't be like a brain surgen. No, no no, I'm not about brain surgery. I'm talking about usually they get hit on by guys so much that they start insulating themselves and they put a shell and they don't have time to study and go to college and get into education. To do with smart, it can't be adopted. Trying to say, usually they become full of themselves, they become bartenders, and then they they're like nine to tens, and then they don't want to pay attention to guys like us, so they're like, speak for yourself, bro, guys like, why are we such? Do you say none of us could date a Stasi. I don't know if we could land a Stasi would never be good enough. Have you seen? Don't say we did you see your ex boyfriend Jack with you? You see the bartender she dated? She dated this dude from the show looks like freaking Kendall with black hair, and but have you ever dated a Stasi type girl? Yes? Now, which one? Kristen Thomason? We know your girlfriends. Then it's Kristin Thompson. Who is that she stopped all about? She was pretty hot enough for a couple of months back when I was younger. I'll tell you I never take she was very attractive physically, face was very attractive. But the cool thing I liked about Stas. She said, what's the When she was asked what's the best compliment? What did she say? I'm funny? Right, see, so I'm funny. He's great, he's funny. Hys right, you are hysterical. You have a laugh track. I have a laugh track. Give me a laugh track. Come on, give me a laugh track. Could give me a laugh track. No, man, I think it's like, maybe you're right, but I don't want to say, like, definitely not. I feel like it's all about the confidence, right, It's all about the game, I think so. I think if you're confident, and you are you have a good such a humor, you can score anybody. I gotta be six four and have apps of steel to data. Stasi is always saying, it's no joke, bro, I'm not even saying. You're saying, like, so I went to the take the back pan and my grandfather is like, I'm like, I don't know, grandpa, you can stand up. I've never done it. Stand up, right, I've done stand up. Had Caroline's comedy clubs open for professional comedians. No, But here's the thing. When you go to a comedy club where everything is organized that people are there to laugh, and they've paid a ticket to laugh. That you don't understand that you're just an opener and a warm up person. That you might not make them laugh. They're expecting you to be just as funny as the three comics that are gonna follow you. So the way I do know the way I do it because I know what my reaches are and I know that I cannot be a stand up comic. It takes a lot of I thinks, a lot of talent. I feed off the energy of the crowd. Like I can pick somebody out in the crowd. I can feed the crowd. See the crowd is feeling me. I can laugh like that. But like I would walk out to the crowd and I would look at that and just stare at them for like like a couple of seconds, and then here, give me the left track. I'll point to you when I need it, right, Ok, Yeah, questions The announcer goes. Give the announcer Greg, Welcome Greg Teeth the stage. Go Carol, give some music. Come on, ball freak with my music on your keyboard and your keyboard let me say, I'm give it up right now kind of music? All right? Come on, we're at chuckles walking people the chuckles? What's going to the chuckles? That were bloody pop New York. Here's the guy you're ready up saying about eldest grabbed the boarding show. He's a little bit of a cloud here he rock up, give it wrong chuckles. Welcome to Greg Tight And then I come out and what do you do? And then I look at the crowd and I go, wow, pretty crowded here today. Shows up everybody. I'm Greg Tea from the Elvis to Ray Morning Show. You may have heard me on the show. In the Morning Show, I'd like to run around naked, and uh so right now with my clothes on, I'm feeling a little bit clustrophobic. And then I looked down and they go, hey, you guys dating over here. You guys together, you guys together. And then you know, just like that perfect. I gotta be honest, guys, you know what. I had cramps today, so I'm not in the mood really a host tonight. I had diary. I had diary about a half an hour. So, um, anyway, why don't I get up down? I have to get on stage because I get to bring on some real comics for this for the rest. I'll be here for the rest of the night, and honestly, I gotta get back to the bathroom and finished my duty. Wow how much? How much is that worth? How did you work on that? It's not good at all. Look, I said, I'm not a good comic. I just I'm funny as a person. I'm not funny to deliver jokes. You know what I'm saying. But you said you've done stand up? Is that is that your version of stand up is just being a host? Or did you actually go out and do like ten minutes worth exactly no material, just to be host, Because that's where I know that I can flourish. I can flourish just like a regular host, but as a real comic, I can't do it. So if I write you material, would you do the stand up of my material? Because I feel like I can write funny, but I don't know if I could go up there and like scary could pull something like that off. Someone get off. I think I could year ahead do your stand up. You gotta right, I mean I can't. Let's try. Let's try it on to go to chuckles. No, no, no, come on, ladies and gentlemen, right for Brooklyn, New York. You may have heard of as Elvis Durand's punching bag all the Elvis duran Boring Show. Here is bet to her sound Scary Job, Sound of One Man classic. I'm the drunk guy in the back yelling at o't there. I didn't even says I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't think like that. You know, we know the general manager, Carolines. Why don't we try to reach out to Greg Charles and see if he can bring up some of his real comics, like the idea why don't we do af fair night I'm want to do. I want to do a podcast from Caroline, So I think that would be great night. Okay, Well, before we go and do that, why don't at least invite the general manager here. We know Greg Charles, so we'll reach out. I'll definitely bring comedians up here. I know that for a fact. Okay, tell you what I don't. I do not mind to take this on my own. Okay, I will actually reach out to Gregg Charles. You don't mind, no, I know because I always let you. I always tell you guys to do stuff. On this one, I'll do it. I promise, So I know Greg, I will reach out to him and I'll see if he has a comic that wants to come up here and spend some time on the off Air Show, because well, I like Pete Damson. But but what other avenue do some of these these Caroline Comedy Club acts? Where do they go? Madison Avenue? Maybeington? I guess you know what, I just realized something comics could be more raw right exactly? Show they can curse a little bit, they can actually they can try out the materials. Do a PG act on the radio for us. They can do maybe like a PG thirteen. Are I like that? So? Are you guys good with that? I'm cool with that. I love it. We made a decision right here live on the Offair Show. If we actually follow through with it, we can tell you what. Let's even open up to our affair heads. If there's any stand up comics that are listening to our Affair Show podcast and you'd like to be a part of it and want to be on the on the air with us, please drop us an email at the Afair Show at gmail dot com, or even tweet us or instagram us who you are and we'll check you out. Tell us to go to your website, we'll check that out. I'll reach out to us on Twitter at all Fair Show, I'm sorry, the off Fair Show, or at Instagram the Offair Show as well. But but be patient, because if you're a loyal listener of this podcast, you know we already have Lebron James coming in, Bill Murray, um, Tom Brenger from Major League right, the whole cavalcade stars, So the comedian probably won't be to like January sounds like the plan. We have some stuff to get to you today. We have to do our football picks, and we also have some big news to tell the audience that they're gonna be shocked. And there's that, and also, oh, I believe the World Series was won by the Chicago Comps. Fine, we'll get into that freak Peyton in your head today. Share supposed to be here. She's running a little late, Share goes, she's got a yat, she's got it. She's got something for us, right, a little dating dilemma. We got all this stuff coming up, just getting up the way. It's just for you. Great. Nice. Finally, I've been begging for us to play this song. For so many weeks and hold more kids. This is first on the off air ship rocking so bad. You made a vow, get it bad. You play the game. It's unfair. They're all the same looking. Come back first, you lottle trust and you get worried night after night. Cup first woke you up on the front. It's not your house where you go wrong and you're feel sorry. It's not whatever. Do you know? Yesterday somebody actually tweeted us and said that they actually like some of the music that we've been choosing. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go back to some of our past episodes and find out exactly the artists and the songs we used. Maybe we'll make like an off fair show compilations to make sure you include all the songs that I picked. There's so many. Now we take a back track laugh track off their show that's called war Kids. Yeah, and first, all right, oh look who walked in ship? It must be Thursday? To what this honor that you're joining us? It's Thursday. I really missed you guys so much. He doesn't miss us. I miss you. I missed you were supposed to be her last week We're gonna rained that you didn't show up. The weather is nicer today. Yeah, it actually started to rain on the way down. I'm like, maybe I should turn around. You see a priest while you were down there? Yeah? Yeah, we had a priest and so excited. Now the priest he's like, I got blessed, saying I got the pitpule? Did he say I got blessed? Song? Blessed? Sounds just like him? But what do you do that? Pipple says that? What's the audience? Listen? What lives is something? And I got blessed? What what does people say? And I got blessed? But I don't know what song that's from? Its songs? All right, drink bud light? Where's the music for Share? Okay, we're gonna go into shaank you. We're gonna get into Share in the in it. Well, we're gonna what do we do? We're gonna gonna get share a couple of seconds here, we got we have some business to take care of. Oh, do you want to go to the big news? Hold on a second, wait, wait you hold on? Do you want to go to the big news? First? You wanna go to the big news? Give me some well, give me some mom music for big give him some fanfair guy, right, I don't even know what this is. I'm excited to you know what this is. This is the big news we wanted to tell you. Wanted to share, not share. Share. We wanted to share, not likes to share. Guys, you've been dirty now I don't want to share. Like, are we not on the same page? I got two pages here? Which page do you want? I thought we were going to share our news. I think with the affair show, audience shows, not that it benefits the listener any but yeah, go go, you're feeling it, go going. We have our first sponsor. We got a sponsor. We really fooled them. We have a legitimate sponsor now for the show. Yes, pull the wool over the eyes of Mack Weldon. That's right. So it's starting in two weeks, right, so not not next week? And when what does that actually? What is the actual starting date? In a couple of starter right now, because we just mentioned them, Well, we agree that that's on us, guys, that's on us for you. We agree. We agreed to tell the audience that we would tell him about it tomorrow meeting today, but that I promise, but the act to commercials and stuff for the offer show, we're not commercials as we're gonna wear the underwear and we're gonna tell our audience about it. And we're also going to share, not share, right, not share. We're gonna share a promo code on how you can get in on a great deal for being. We got ail for you if you're an off their head and you want to show show off your great underwear, right, fabulous prizes, You got a deal? Are you guys going to be wearing your Max Weldon's in here? Mac? Maybe what we can do is, you know what when we do, are you gonna be wearing your Mac Weldon's. I was just gonna think maybe if we do like a runway show, we can all put on different types of Mac Weldon underwear and share. We can even invite some people up and hold up numbers show. Yeah, she'll hold up numbers. Yeah. I think that's a great idea. You want to dance, Maybe I'll reach out to Lulu, Leam and Lauren. We'll bring it welling'll be women. Can we just the guys from one? Yeah? Alright, it's about time that women get to do that. Gary Jones, you're gonna parade around and you're rather wear in front of women. Listen, both women have been wading around in front of men in their bikinis for so many years. It is time to switch it up and let the men around the underwear of the women. Well a second, that's actually hysterical, because I think that's the way Scary Jones. I met Scary Jones because I was actually doing an underwear ad and I came into the studios. Oh, we didn't know that ten years ago, literally like ten years ago. When you have any runway model music Scary, maybe you can paint this a picture. Important thing here is is Scary Jones going to parade around in his underwear on the off air show. He's gonna in the contract. Are you going to do it? I would? Of course. I'm not ashamed of my body. I'm good to go many. Maybe I'll manscape a little bit, you know my body? Is that what you're trying to say? No, I'm I'm saying I don't know. I'm asking the question. I'm not trying to say anything. I think give me some music, must give me some to sexy. Yeah, I'm to sex, and then answered the body you answer the question, he's going to ask the question the second here for my love love Okay, yeah, Now, so here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna plan on the date the day that we actually have to start our relationship with mac Weldon for real on the air, should be the day that we prance around and we do a little under our show, which share on the show. I agree it's only appropriate. They are our sponsors. Share Seriously. You know, so you've done modeling before, right, we gotsh in my acting. Yeah, okay, so that's all you do. Not great? So don't you think no, no, no, no no. What I'm saying is, but I mean you've done experience than I. Yes, I've done a lot, so they don't you think that it would only be fair if we reverse the roles and that scary myself and Baldfrey took the runway in our mac Weldon underwear. I definitely think so. In fact, I thought it was a great idea when Fashion Week decided to start a men's fashion week in the summer. I loved the idea. That a lot of us models feel that way because it's always kind of about the girls in the early session and the guys coming to watch us. But for Scary Jones to parade around and is underwear on the podcast? That's what I'm asking. Is it ultimately going to It's gonna make me? I will tell you why. It will help sout because each of you are three different body shapes, three different guys, all coming from different backgrounds. I have no hair in my body. Well thanks, you know I'm so happy. Not a single hair will you find on my body. I have hair on So this is exactly my point. So the viewers and our listeners and everyone will get to see what it looks like in the mac Weldon underwear. Still all different bodies. Is that the payoff? We're seeing three different body times and I'm underwear. Nothing sells underwear like three middle aged guys and underwear. I think, sure, maybe I'll put on a pair. But if we can't get anybody else, who else can you bring to be our judges? Oh? I could bring in some people what are they judging? I'll bring in some of my models that I work with. We could have models judging your guys. That wouldn't have beautiful people's perfect yet I'll make sure they're all saying yes. And you know what else, I'm loving this, not only that, not only that, and you know this that you're gonna know. I'm really into it now when I when I propose this next idea, because I would never propose this idea, right, But we can even cross promote it with the other podcast and Acquired Taste and let those girls come out of their shell and let Kathleen and Bethany and Sam be the judges as well. You want them to judge up? Why not? That would be what are they judging the absolutely well, let the Acquired Taste do a live broadcast from the off air show, from our from our fashion show. I think it's a great idea. I'll help orchestrate it. I'll be like the leader of the path. But you you've done this before. What are we judged upon? Like? Is it about style? Is it about how? Like? Does you know? Does my do? I get a floating around my word? I think it will be more on like the way it looks on you, just like the comfort level. Like for somebody that is looking for comfort, they're looking at the way like it sits on your body. For somebody that's looking for sex appeal, they're going to be looking at like, does it actually hits you as sexy when you see it? Listen, we're all visual creatures. That's what it's about it, right, So it's all about the visual, all right? So what what what type do you think you'd be wearing? Are you gonna be like, since you're like into fitness and all that stuff, like some boxer briefs exactly, so you're gonna feel sexy in that, but will look good. I'm gonna will be at the judge. What girl, Kathleen complimenting my butt on our Sanda fa trip If you said it look like a candlelop, I think right, So getting her in here as a judge, you let me see that cantal. I will suck on that candle. Now, Scary Jones, I would ask, man, dude, I love what about Scary Jones. What would you recommend Scary Jones wear to the fashion show? Trunks? Scary trunks, just boxers. The underwear, I think you should wear something tighter, something tighter now, I think, don't look. I think that people need to explore being confident in their underwear. So if you wear something tighter, you are going to be like I am the bomb in a lot in a room full of models and the Acquired Taste. Yes, oh, like you're that shy god. This is a guy who doesn't think he can date Snaci. Yeah, maybe he needs a confidence boost that it's gonna be great. We're gonna I'm gonna invite the Acquired Taste to do a live broadcast from our show, and then we will be doing it broadcasting it on our off air show and we'll have our own like runway here and share. You're gonna get some of your friends. I'm gonna bring up the girl a second. We got to deliver the goods from mac Weldon. I need to have our off airheads buy some freaking underwear from Black Weldon. But the first day we're gonna you know, we're gonna do the fashion show. The first day, they'll buy the underwear after we show it off. Are you sure about that? Absolutely? That's how you do it. On a wait till the end of the flight. The fashion show. The fashion show always gets everybody interested and they go, I want to buy that underwear. Why don't we incentivize the listeners and promised them Scary Jones as as their underwear model. If they go by discounted underwear and you can send me your receipt and then if I see enough receipts coming on, she's going on. So then okay, so you want to so you want to push the gate back, then then we're gonna push the date back. We're gonna figure something out before the holidays. We get Santa Claus has this holiday right here here. Want we can dress up like reindeer? Right? I like that? Yes, I love it? Right, can be there we go. I want to be blitz all right now, we're ready, all right, now, we're ready the news. Let's do a lot of news. By the way, you're just staying out of this because I was like, oh, in three day, I didn't do that bad. Okay, you tied with somebody. If I remember current, how well we do last week without you? All right, well, here's here's what we got right now. We have three hundred bucks up for grabs. Weach threw a hundred dollars in So right now, Ronnie ball freak, you are in first place. You're ten and eight. Can you please refer to me there's a comeback, kid for the comeback. I don't want to have to keep were three sombreros. Scary is ninety nine. It's second place with three sombreros and me. I'm in dead last at seven and eleven. Three sombreros. Okay, so you go first, they lose it, all right, here we go. All right, so I got first cracks. I'm in dead last. All right, here we go, Craig, and I'm giving the music. It puts me get It gets me inspired to pick. It gets you expired, It gets me inspired. Come on, I want to hear loud music to make a bad pick. Yeah, give me some football music, come on, man, music louder should be the opposite. All right, tell you what. I'm gonna take the Eagles over the Giants this weekend, one o'clock at MetLife Stadium. I want Eagles. Eagles are flying, Yes, I'm in all right, I'm taking the Cowboys over the pathetic Browns. Oh that's a good. What's an easy one's yeah, it's gonna get me one point. Alright, you're right, okay, it's all not picking the easy one. You're right. I shouldn't have bear again. I would have picked the Cowboys, all right, Paul, freak ahead, Nobody cares what you y m you're in first place. You're no best guyead I'm gonna going with the Kansas City Chiefs at home beating the Jacksonville Jags Sunday one o'clock than at home Alex Smith. No, no, he will not be he will not be in there, gonna play with um what's his name is playing? That's right? Folds, Yeah, Folds, Ben Folders quarterback and for the Chiefs. So you got the Chiefs over the Jags. Yeah, got you? Yeah? And you know Alex Smith is not playing back to you. I will take um Man, It's gonna be difficult. I got Packers. I want the Packers over the Colts in Green Bay. That's an easy one there, all right? Well then obviously you guys just looked over overlooked this one here. Who Carolina Panthers over the L A Rams? That to give me pull, there's ways on its way back. I'm taking I'm taking those Panthers over those L A Rams. Britt, you're a piece of it. Go ahead, go ahead, ball freaking I got the Sunday night game the Denver Broncos on the road beating the Jokeland Raiders. Wow, that's how you're going on a live there. Oh you're all cocky. Now to your first place? Yeah, willy nilly, all right, my last one. I'm gonna take the Saints over the Niners. Uh in San France and your team one that's mine, got, Scary? What do you got? Man? What it's even left making it difficult for you? You are? You got the Steelers, You got the Jets, all right? You got the Tennessee Titans, the Buffalo bill Steelers over those Baltimore Ravings. Whoa I like that matchup? No one's taking Atlanta. Yeah, ball freaking last one? What do you got? I'm gonna do the Minnesota Vikings, bouncing back against Scary's pick terrible pick last week where he picked him over the Bears. I'm gonna go with the Vikings this week over the the Detroit Lions in Minnesota. In min know you spelt it minas Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota. I don't know where you guys are at it an Italian meeting? How do you spell Minnesota? Spelled Minnesota? Minnesota? Don't don't deflect deflecting. I am deflecting. You told me to stay out of the picks. I'm staying out of the pis. There's m I n N E S O T A. There's only two teas. There's only one. Really, you spelled it like it's an Italian meat, like give me in a Minnesota and Brovolone sandwich. Right. Kind of funny though, alright, chair play in Minnesota. We have a share. I'm out of this till now. This is this is it? This is it? All right? Share? You had a problem, right, we want shares? What are we doing here? We're looking for music for Share. You're supposed to be to be the d J. Okay, here we go. I'm beating the ones in. Yeah, but she doesn't know she's coming to us for advice on this one. I like that music share questions. I like it, but you don't today. It's not that you know. It's like you gotta tell us about this dude, the event right now? Okay? Yeah, and I kind of know. But I want to know what you guys think. You don't you don't want to know what we think. You don't think because this is about first dates. Yes, and these guys, these two guys are gone on first dates, like pretty recently. What was your last first date? Right? You know, to embarrass store an embarrassment, But it's a fact. But but we've been down that road. Just because we haven't walked down that road recently doesn't mean we don't know about that. But you've always had a first date, You've had many first hits. There's nobody else but Scary Night that can actually give our success stories of how it's done. We know more than the single average guy. Guys like you. That single me and Scary got one leg up on you. We already succeeded you pivorced ten times. Obviously, you and I'm pissing on you. Yeah, you're working, then, I guess you're gonna then. I guess you'll advise both of us. I'll just sit back and let let the two stages include you too. So here's the deal. You know, I'm out actively dating and I meet this guy and he says to me on the for the first date, okay, the silver the phone first date. I think it would be so great if we went apple picking. I know you're so used to go in a big events and rolling around and going to big suarees. Well, how about we do something that's really nice and cute and go apple picking? Okay, Okay, it sounds like it might be a nice idea. Right, it's a horrible idea. Ok So freaked out, I was like, I can not go on apple picking with this guy because it's just awkward. First of all, I have no idea if I'm gonna like you after ten minutes. Okay, Okay, So if I'm sitting in front of you and I don't like you, what am I gonna do now? Stuck up in some orchard somewhere and where? Yeah great, I'm gonna shove ten apples in my mouth so I don't have to talk to you. There's one other thing I think about, things that are a little like different. So I start thinking to myself, Okay, I have no idea if this guy is like a creep yet I don't know anything about his personality. Can he even carry a conversation for a while, because I can. But if sometimes you're on dating, the guys cannot carry conversations, and then you're just like, I'm gonna et quick and I'm out of here. Okay. It's different if you're in a restaurant setting or something. And one other thing, who knows if you even have cell service up there? What if he's a real freak Instagram? How are you gonna get on Instagram now I have. I feel like we need more information. Okay, where what is the history with this guy? Like where did you meet him? Okay? So you never like had to like a sit down never never, which is really and that was really good that you asked up because that's really what No, no, no no. I met him at an event literally for a few minutes. I knew he was a nice person. We had something that we were possibly going to talk about for business in the future. So it was one of those conversations, right, It was one of those situations. Never talked again and then recently spoke again. And did he call you like actually make a phe oh yeah, yeah yeah. So it wasn't the texting thing. It was a phone call. That's good news. By the way, people to the talk with your thumbs to the first call. That's another thing though. After the first call, guys always resort to just texting and thinks that that's going to slam the deal, and it totally doesn't because you really kind of want to get to know somebody a little bit. But if I was going to a restaurant or going to get a drink, I feel like I would have jumped at it a lot sooner, this apple picking thing. Would you think it's a good idea to go apple picking with a guy on our first day? Here we go, let's go around the rooms. Here, we got some room music for going around the room. Advice the baby, I'm going out picking. Here we go first. Apple picking for first day is a major fan I think apple picking is more of like a third or fourth day, maybe even after you guys have had sex a few times. Wow. I think the first date has to do only be either dinner or a couple of drinks, something focused on the two people focusing on each other, and dialogue. It's got to be the dialogue, because without the dialogue, there's not gonna be a way that the two of you guys are going to connect on any other level. And I think that going apple picking right up front is just masking. It's like going to a movie, going bowing. Any activity like that is a bad first date. Do not do movies, Do not go play shoot pool, Do not do anything that distracts from the main conversation. I gotta be one on one across a table in a restaurant. Ronniere advice. You know me, I'm a romantic sort of guy, and an apple picking is kind of like a romantic thing. But I gotta agree with Scary Jones here it said too much too soon, Yes, exact, too much too soon? And especially what if you were allergic to apples be a real bond? You know this guy is gonna be a stage five clinger. We'll throw it over to me, who is allergic to apples. And I'm a happy character. Just I'm done. My appy pen is in my bag and I if I touch a raw apple, I could die apple picking. I cannot go apple picking church. My wife wants to go, and I'm like, are you kidding me? I cannot go to apple I can't even I cannot breathe an apple. I can't peel an apple and cut up my kids. I did that in my hands, swelled up three you can't even touch. One day we will tell the story house how we found out, and Scary Lefty for dead at the That's what happens another day. That's a true story. Right. So here's my advice. My advice. Okay, so here's my advice. My advice is this. I think you have to know the person that you want to create. This relationship with right, So I know that Share is not really the girl that's really into apple picking as of yet. It might be something we want to do down the But here's the thing you should know already. If that's what he wants to do day one, that means he wants to show a little bit of himself to you, of who he is. Okay, right, So if that is who he is, then you realize he's not really for you, because Share, how many times do you want to go apple picking? For real? Maybe? What? Maybe once? Maybe once? She right sore wants to apple picking half of an arm, so maybe once she wants to go, which means he's not for you at all. Right, Well, you know what, that's not right. I made the right decision. Then the Share didn't know, and I did cancel your business for real, It's gonna be a business relationship, that's it. No, I didn't go. I was open to drinks are crying. I would go. I would take a girl apple picking, but i'd also pick a girl that wants to go apple picking. I wouldn't be dating no offense to share. Share is super freaking hot, right right with Tyler? Now right, and you are super successful you're great at what you do and everything right, and you are you are, You're hungry to be number one in my right apples. But I would not choose share because our personalities would not they wouldn't collide, they wouldn't they wouldn't match. But you just said you don't want to go apple pick, you die. That's actually to be honest, I do, like I want to go apple picking. I want to go to I want to go to farms. I want to pick apples and strawberries. Everything I have to blow up Smith. You're right, to my defense on one topic. I have gone apple picking, but it has been with somebody that I knew, very very very But you also everybody grand. But you went there and you landed everybody. You wouldn't go there like because oh my god, I love doing now. I kind of went and I was like, Okay, let's take a really cute pick, and let's like have a moment and then let's pick. On the TV show back in the day that the city folk moved out to the country, what was that? What was that acre? Great ancors? Give me greatco Do you know that's that's like share shares, like green acres. There's now plays to me. Remember that as Yeah, you're kind of like, can I wear that to my apple pick? That's your chair if he keeps give me that country oh my guy? Yeah yeah. The bottom line just think today, I am a far guy. I'm a country kid. I love country music. I love hay rides, I love pumpkin picking. I love apple picking. Even though I can't do that. I want to raise my girls to meet a cowboy. That's what I want. I'm not we are not. I am not a city folk at all. Like, there is nothing about this city that I enjoy at all. And this is so interesting and motorcyc. How do you raise your daughter to want to meet a cowboys? I like my pickup truck. I like my time. That's what I am now freaking Okay. They're definitely city guys, but somebody like myself that grew up in Westchester, I kind of have like the whole acreage of land idea and I love that. But I have to be still with my you know, channel in my thigh high boots, so it doesn't totally mix all the time. In the country country, however, I think it's beautiful to go through and I love apples I do eat them all the time, you know what them in the store. Okay, you don't need to pick him over a tree. I would enjoy that. I wouldn't pick him off the tree. Well, he's allergic. I could pick a pumpkin this year that I won't. What's gonna happen though, on a date? That's the point that date you're gonna end up leading this guy on because you're gonna you're gonna want to do business with the guy, and then he's gonna want to just be like, well maybe next time, maybe next time, So so good luck on that you're gonna play him like a fiddle. Yeah, what did I'm starting to feel for the game? What did you do? Like? How did you break it to guess? How did you break it to the guy? I just told him that apple I'll die. No, I said, I really don't think that that's a very good idea. Exactly, that's what you said. That's actually I don't think you gotta worry about the guy coming back for more. He did come back from he did come back. Here's a chance. Let me tell you something. The best thing that people can understand is is that if you push back, usually there's more to come, but I just know what the alternative. You can't push forward, not yet, not in an apple want push it forward? You know what? Just let him listen to this podcast on though drinks are okay, exactly your drinks and he's apples and that's what I am. But did you say next week we have to address the elephant in the room because we didn't do it today, could do way at a time. What happened and that is the fact that we've got to make good on Ronnie losing the World series beat at the Chicago Yeah. Due, we gotta pat your freaking head. We'll have to wait. We're gonna talk about that on Monday. Well you ever talked about it? Just watch me now, it's just last week. I gotta fin Just swatch me now, swatch I guess it's just wat