Nov. 10, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #396
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #396 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 4: Talk facts are phenomenal.
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Speaker 5: Baby.
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Speaker 1: Tell all your friends you're good beyond.
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Speaker 6: It's Slice Time.
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Speaker 3: Free dessert.
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Speaker 5: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time.
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Speaker 3: 396 and beyond.
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Speaker 5: Appreciate you.
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Speaker 3: Appreciate all of you for listening to the main episode and then using those main episodes to comment using that talkback button on the iHeartRadio app and give us some feedback. That's what we're doing on this show. This is the show about the show.
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Speaker 1: This is not the show.
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Speaker 3: But I'm still Scary Jones, and that's David Brody.
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Speaker 1: What's up?
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 3: Huh? Sorry.
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Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
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Speaker 3: I must have dozed off during your 20-minute intro.
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Speaker 6: Sorry.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Somebody's really, really happy today, huh?
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Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I'm just waiting. Just sitting here waiting. I just wanted to get all the minutiae out of the way.
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Speaker 3: In the beginning.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Someone is clicking on this for the first time thinking this is the main episode. So we always have to say at the very beginning, this is the show behind the show, the other show. You know what we could do? We could record something with a professional piece of music and a voiceover person. Hi, welcome to Slice Time. Hey, it's Brody and Skiri. And do the whole thing. And that can just be pre-recorded and stick it in every episode. We could do that. But as long as it's not AI. Because AI is shit.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 3: Not AI, us.
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Speaker 7: Us.
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Speaker 3: You know, produce it, and then make it like exactly 30 seconds. So if people have heard it already, they can skip 15, 15, boom.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can hit it. I like that idea. Maybe for the future, we could do that. Yeah, like we were going to record a promo.
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Speaker 9: We haven't.
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Speaker 3: All right. All right, well, that's good to know. How are those jingles doing? You bring the jingles home? Well, you know, some things will never change. I actually texted you at work this week.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I texted you at work this week. Is that how you're at work?
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Speaker 2: You're like, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Bring the jingles home.
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Speaker 1: You're asking for the jingles. That's you.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Same old Brody. Same beat. Man of the people. Man of the people.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Let's get to this week's talkbacks, okay? Let's see what messages people left for us. Cricket here.
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Speaker 11: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Play in the.
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Speaker 6: Woods.
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Speaker 12: Play in the woods. I grew up living in the woods. I section hiked the Appalachian Mountains. Me and my family, Boy Scouts, we did all that.
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Speaker 2: Play in the woods. Grow up.
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Speaker 3: Hug a tree.
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Speaker 2: Exactly. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to start a new segment here called Rate That Entertainment Value. I'm going to rate the entertainment value of that talkback with a two because I now know what mountains he was born in.
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Speaker 1: Let's rate it with Zs. Like, how many snoozes does it get?
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Speaker 6: Nine.
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Speaker 3: All right, moving on. All right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: Liam here.
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Speaker 3: Crickets.
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Speaker 2: You guys are.
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Speaker 3: I can't even find you on Facebook. And on top of that, you guys lost three of my talkbacks.
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Speaker 13: Okay.
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Speaker 3: So, Steve, I respect you and your comment.
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Speaker 2: I respect you. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: And I respect the other person that talked to me. Respect.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You guys have a great day. But I can't find you on Facebook.
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Speaker 13: Alright.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Could be a sign.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Are we not on Facebook? Can we double check this?
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Speaker 3: I told you, if you search in Facebook, it's not showing up for some reason. You got to check your settings, Gary. But if you Google it, you can find the link and then go there.
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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook. The Brooklyn Boys have a Facebook page.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to fix that. Go in and check the system. Maybe a privacy setting got changed. See, with the motherfucking background noise, I'm calling in because, Brody, I need some motherfucking help.
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Speaker 2: This literally just happened.
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Speaker 5: I opened my bank account this morning so I could pay the payment for my truck, and some urgent care that I went to like six months ago and paid the bill there when I left.
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Speaker 3: Just took $ 150.
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Speaker 14: Out of my damn bank account.
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Speaker 5: They haven't reached out to me, haven't said I had a, you know, bill still with them, out doing balance or nothing.
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Speaker 2: Just opened my bank, $ 150 gone.
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Speaker 15: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Is there another call from him? Because I'm not sure how to help you other than, did you call the clinic and ask them about it?
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 3: The billing department?
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Speaker 1: This is him. He follows up. So, Brody, what the fuck do I do, man?
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Speaker 11: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Call the billing department and ask them to.
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Speaker 1: It's 6.30 in the morning.
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Speaker 5: They don't open until 8 o'clock. I'm going to call them when they open and be like, hey, motherfuckers, I need my fucking money back.
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Speaker 1: What the fuck? Maybe don't say that.
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Speaker 3: But, like, they owe me something because they just took my truck payment money, and now I got to go into my savings and pull out extra money just to make my fucking truck payment when I didn't have to do that because.
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Speaker 12: Today was payday and my paycheck hit, and these motherfuckers just took.
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Speaker 1: Half of it. Not half of it, but God damn it, I paid a bunch of other bills, too. Yeah, I'd be pissed.
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Speaker 3: But let us know what happens when you call, and hopefully you didn't curse them. Hopefully. Until they deserved.
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Speaker 2: It, maybe.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, only if they deserved it. Yeah, don't curse them. Don't come on strong. I mean, errors happen.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Scary and Brody, Teresa from Bureau Beach, Florida. I noticed that when you break for commercials on Slice Time, you play the Brooklyn Boys jingle. So you need to get a new... theme song I guess for Slice Time when you break into commercials period just saying love you guys.
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Speaker 3: I love you too well here's the thing it's still the Brooklyn Boys and we keep the branding because it's the Brooklyn Boys it's like SUV law and order SUV still goes right even though it's law and order SUV instead of law and order they still use the dump dump don't.
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Speaker 1: They I think they do But even if they didn't, they should.
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Speaker 3: It's still law and order. This is the Brooklyn Boys slice time. It's not slice time. I mean, it's technically the Brooklyn Boys slice time. And we are the Brooklyn Boys, and we'll be right back.
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Speaker 1: I think we're good.
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Speaker 3: We're not going to take a break there.
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Speaker 1: A little premature.
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Speaker 3: That would have been a nice place for that, though, but good thinking, Brody.
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Speaker 8: Skyler from New Jersey, also an educator. Brody is 100% correct. That is why some schools are peanut-free. Because there are airborne allergies, and just being present near peanuts can cause some kids to go, and adults too, can go into anaphylactic shock. And I'm all for not conforming to anything, but when it's a life or death situation, I don't think that falls under the same category.
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Speaker 3: I agree, Skylar. Yeah, I think if everybody stopped eating scallions for David Brody, that's a bit much.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 3: If you're like, oh, I'm going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Jimmy's dead, but I got my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, so I'm good. Skyler, you're so smart, I'm going to start calling you scholar. Because that was a very wise statement.
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Speaker 11: And Nate from Washington.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 13: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 11: Reggie has already been disciplined for the 18 talkbacks in a row.
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Speaker 6: But....
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Speaker 11: I think the real reason you're.
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Speaker 8: Lashing out at us is because you tried to slip into my DMs and ask me out, and I turned you down.
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Speaker 11: Sorry. I only date people with the same.
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Speaker 8: Education status as me, so because you didn't even graduate high school, I gotta pass.
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's... Wow! I don't think this is the place for... She's calling him out right here on the podcast, embarrassing him. You know what?
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Speaker 3: If somebody hits on you and it's a compliment, you know, maybe just say, thank you, I'm not interested, but I don't think you insult them for paying you a compliment. You certainly don't leave a public talkback about them in front of everyone.
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Speaker 1: That's embarrassing.
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Speaker 3: We don't know what their educational level is.
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Speaker 1: Next talkback. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 2: Vinny from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 17: John from CP. Good looks for the sticking up for me, brother.
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Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
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Speaker 17: And I got to say, I agree with you wholeheartedly with the peanut thing. One of my kids has a peanut allergy, and there are kids in our school that have peanut allergies, and our school handles it properly. They have certain spots where the kids can sit if they have an allergy, at least when they're younger. They keep them separate a few spots away.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Kids need to be.
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Speaker 1: Responsible for themselves.
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Speaker 3: Keep them separated.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 3: I think any psychologist worth their damn would say to you that segregating children and making them feel different is probably the worst thing you can do for young children.
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Speaker 1: Hey, look at that.
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Speaker 3: They're over there because they're different. I would rather skip eating a peanut butter sandwich and have my friends be able to sit with me.
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Speaker 1: That's just me.
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I don't put them at a separate table. I... And again, if it's airborne, they can die being at a separate table.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to have this conversation. I think we're good. Can we erase the blackboard on this? I want to start over. No, no, we're done now.
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Speaker 1: But they gave their opinion. I gave my opinion. Now we're good. No, I mean, let's start over next.
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Speaker 3: We'll be right back. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back. I thought you were going to say we'll be back in a skippy.
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Speaker 1: In a skippy? In a jiff. In a jiff. In a jiff.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 6: Jamie from Queens here.
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Speaker 18: Episode 396, Gary was talking about how it's the people in the bathroom sniffer seats on the plane who clap when the plane lands.
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Speaker 9: I know why they're clapping, Gary.
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Speaker 6: Why it's them clapping.
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Speaker 18: Because they're happy that they can get off the plane and don't have to smell the ass of everybody on the fucking plane anymore.
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Speaker 7: They're in bathroom sniffer seats.
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Speaker 18: Yeah, they're clapping because the plane lands and they can get the fuck out of it.
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Speaker 3: I like your logic. You know, it kind of works.
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Speaker 1: It does. Thank you, James.
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Speaker 12: It works.
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Speaker 1: She continues.
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Speaker 11: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Jamie from Queens again.
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Speaker 18: You guys were talking about not being able to tell twins apart.
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Speaker 6: My dad has an identical.
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Speaker 18: Twin brother, and he has so many stories about that happening to them. The funniest one was at my parents' wedding when people were congratulating my uncle, thinking he was the groom. But they tried to do things like one would wear facial hair and the other would be clean shaven and they would alternate over the years and people still couldn't tell them apart.
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Speaker 3: Well, now you're confusing them because they may remember one is the clean shaven one and one is the one with the beard. And then they get it. You got to keep it right.
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Speaker 1: Keep it permanent. Last time I saw you, you had a beard.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: The other guy. Yeah, that's confusing.
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Speaker 3: By the way, if you could confuse the groom with, I guess, you know, his brother, because, you know, typically the groom wears the same thing as the The best men, you know, the bridal party, the men. But can you imagine if it was twin sisters? You would be able to tell the bride from the non-bride, I'm imagining.
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Speaker 7: Yes. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queens again. You guys were talking about half-assed Halloween costumes. What I generally do is just wear my normal clothing and then put more focus on my makeup and make my makeup more so the costume, if that makes sense. So I'll wear my normal clothing, but I'll use special effects tricks and use tissue to.
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Speaker 18: Look like I have gaping wounds and hanging skin and I'm undead and my eyes sunken in.
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Speaker 11: Is that considered half-assed?
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Speaker 3: No, because you put effort into that. Do you, Brody? No, that's fine. Also, you know how we have Maria from Union City and I told her she's M-fucked from now on? Yeah. I think we should save Jamie from Queen sometime and just call her J-fuck.
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Speaker 1: J-fuck? J-fuck here.
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Speaker 7: Jafak. Jafak.
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Speaker 3: Jafak, one last time.
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Speaker 11: It's the last one. Siamese twins, they wear one big shirt.
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Speaker 18: With vampire fangs, and he would call himself a vampirate.
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Speaker 6: He's actually won costume contest awards for it.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I like that. Vampirate.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Cricket here.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
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Speaker 12: Uh, Brooklyn boys, you can go to court and claim you're gonna put a body like your loved one on land And then you can claim no taxes anymore. That's the best way to do it. That's the millionaire style of doing it. Anyways, Steve, I respect you, what you said.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 2: Take care, buddy. Everybody take care.
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Speaker 1: We already covered the Steve thing.
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Speaker 2: All right. Liam here from Ohio.
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Speaker 3: Liam's back.
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Speaker 12: This episode was actually funny as fuck. So you guys are talking about You're talking about ghetto culture?
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Speaker 2: Black or white? Or any other culture? What are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: Because it could be a lot.
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Speaker 2: Because it boils down to one. So they'll... You're talking.
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Speaker 3: About people who clap on planes. You're not talking about... Okay. Saying something is somebody's culture. Culture. is not referencing the way black people refer to themselves and their world as the culture. It was a reference to somebody's culture.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Their old school... Original meaning of the word culture. And then there's pop culture, which has, culture has a very varied meanings.
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Speaker 1: It's not pigeonholed into one thing.
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Speaker 3: But somebody's culture means whatever their culture is. Not, again, not when you're like, yo, we're doing it for the culture. That's something else. All right, he's learning every day.
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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old cowboy. Trucker one more time. Yes, sirree, barberino. Woo! You know, as a matter of fact, I did have a crappy costume that I had to throw together at the last minute.
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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't want to be the only one without a costume at.
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Speaker 5: The Halloween party for my grandson and his baseball team. So what I did, you know, I went in my closet and I found a big trench coat that I had from years past. Then I put on some shorts and, you know, And some sneakers.
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Speaker 2: And also what I did, I went and got.
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Speaker 5: Some hair from the shower, you know, and I glued it to my hand, to the palm of my hand. The only thing is I glued it to my left hand and I'm right-handed.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, I did that.
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Speaker 5: I glued it to the palm of my hand and, you know, and then I made it look like I was a flasher.
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Speaker 2: But then, you know what happened?
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Speaker 5: My old lady, my wife, she got a load of my costume and she said, wait a minute, you ain't going out like that.
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Speaker 3: Get something else.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Oh, he continues.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, after all the work I did, you know, putting it together. My old lady told me not to go out like that, you know, she thought it'd be kind of creepy. Well, it kind of is, I guess.
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Speaker 3: But anyway, I had to go back in my.
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Speaker 5: Closet, get some old jeans, tear some holes in them, get one of my old Iron Maiden t-shirts, and cut the sleeves off, and then I got some fake tattoos, put them on my arms, and then I put a bandana over my head, and I went to the thrift store and got some old Chuck Taylor Converse, you.
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Speaker 10: Know, and.
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Speaker 3: Oh, he continues. This is number four.
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Speaker 5: Oh, Chuck Taylor Converse. Black high-top ones, you know, put those on, you know. And basically, I went as a rocker from the 1980s because it was a 1980s theme, that party that we went to, you know.
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Speaker 2: And then I dressed up.
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Speaker 5: My grandson as a little rocker, got him a little ACDC T-shirt and a wig with big hair, you know, like the 1980s hair bands, you know, and then got him some fake tattoos also. And it turned out pretty good, you know. So just go in your closet and find stuff. You don't have to spend a lot of money, all right?
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Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Tucker. Always can depend on the trucker for a solid response.
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Speaker 1: And I like his costume.
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Speaker 3: Same.
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Speaker 1: Ben.
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Speaker 2: This is in response to episode 394.
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Speaker 14: This is random, but just heard M-Fuck left a talk back in.
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Speaker 2: Where the fuck is Che, by the way? Hope everything is well between y'all.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question.
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Speaker 2: So hopefully they're not.
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Speaker 2: Rehashing any wounds, but where's my man at?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Che, by the way, has not been outraged about anything. Yeah, usually that's when you hear Che.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Motherfucker!
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Speaker 1: I think we've been good.
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Speaker 3: We've both been firing on all cylinders in Che's book. That's why we haven't heard from Che. Alright, well, I'd like even some full outrage. I miss Che, by the way. By the way, I miss Jay, by the way. Oh, by the way.
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Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Ben from Upstate again. Just stopping in to say what's up. I am super far, well, I was really far behind. I am up to episode 394 for slice time right now, so I'm almost current. But there's a lot that I wanted to comment on, but I know it's old topics, so it makes no sense to do so. But I hope everyone's doing well, slices and Brooklyn Boys, and looking forward to catching up.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Thank you. That was pleasant.
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Speaker 1: On the check-in.
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Speaker 11: We like that.
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Speaker 3: You can reference something from a few episodes ago. It's okay. We're here for you. We like that.
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Speaker 10: All right.
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Speaker 9: I'm a few episodes behind I'm on the slice time for episode 394 and there's a few talkbacks about words you can't say I can't say I can say food but I can't say bizarre correctly I always say food because I'm Latina.
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Speaker 3: And that's how I would say it because the.
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Speaker 9: Word bizarre sounds weird to me it's a little too close to bizarre I don't know I just can't say that word.
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Speaker 1: Okay I think she said it pretty well.
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Speaker 3: Bizarre and bizarre are the same pronunciation.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: How bizarre. How bizarre.
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Speaker 19: Hey, Brody and Scary, Heather and Cincy here.
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Speaker 1: What up?
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Speaker 19: I feel so seen.
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Speaker 15: Can you please give us a link to that video about how New Yorkers talk? Because as a New Yorker living in the Midwest, it's a constant struggle. And I just want to post that video on all my social media with the quote, this.
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Speaker 19: Is why I am the way I am.
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Speaker 3: I love it.
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Speaker 19: And it just explains everything so well. Love you guys.
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Speaker 3: Except she has she doesn't have a New York accent I would never ever think for a second that you'd be from New York she sounds like she's from there yeah Cincinnati you've adopted that Midwest accent really well let me see if I can find that New York in the meantime Oh, here it is.
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Speaker 1: Here it is.
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Speaker 3: You want to go to an account. His name is Andy Malinsky. One word.
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Speaker 1: Andy Malinsky.
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Speaker 3: M-O-L-I-N-S-K-Y. And he posted it November 1st. He's wearing a blue flannel shirt and he's bald with glasses.
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 3: Check it out. Or DM me and I'll send you the link. But I, you know, yeah, I just told you.
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Speaker 11: Goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Homework for the slices about clapping when the plane lands. I clapped when Scary started playing the song game again. Obviously, that's my favorite. He's wrong on this. Dead wrong. Okay, Biggie, you guys are from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 7: Hey!
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Speaker 1: That's a deep cut.
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Speaker 3: Oh, man. That's hilarious. He pulled that out of his ass.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 1: Oh, he continues.
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Speaker 6: And this is for Des Bombs.
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Speaker 3: Des Bombs.
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Speaker 2: It's about.
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Speaker 8: The tuna fish.
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Speaker 6: Gandhi's wrong.
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Speaker 1: Gandhi's wrong.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because Gandhi doesn't think you should say the words tuna fish. She thinks it should just be tuna, even if it's a sandwich. Yeah, but I explained why. Yeah, we covered it. We covered it on this podcast. And you can Google it if you missed it. Yeah, you can.
00:21:39
Speaker 14: Yes.
00:21:40
Speaker 6: Gary, I thoughtâ I was surprised that guy loved the $ 2 bill. I thought $ 2 bills were ick because like Brody was saying with theâ girl didn't know where to put it in the register. Like people don't know what to do with it. I thought people don't like $ 2 bills, but maybe I'm wrong.
00:21:55
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm dead wrong.
00:21:57
Speaker 20: Brody, the girl, you don't know her name.
00:22:00
Speaker 6: Just call her chief or girl.
00:22:01
Speaker 2: Say, Hey girl.
00:22:02
Speaker 6: I was listening to a guy one time. It's like, I just call everybody chief. So I don't remember anything.
00:22:06
Speaker 2: Hey chief. How you doing chief?
00:22:11
Speaker 18: Okay.
00:22:12
Speaker 6: Uh, A while back, Scary was talking about the dirty sodas. I totally agree with him about how it's sugar on sugar. I was just at Starbucks. The new holiday drink has 71 grams of sugar.
00:22:25
Speaker 13: What?
00:22:25
Speaker 6: That's more than a full day of sugar that an adult should have. Like, how are they even allowed to do that? That's insane.
00:22:31
Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
00:22:32
Speaker 3: A can of Coca-Cola, 12-ounce can, is 39 grams of sugar. That's 71% of your daily allowance for sugar. This is 71 grams of sugar, Brody. That's like almost double. That's fucking crazy.
00:22:49
Speaker 1: Yep.
00:22:49
Speaker 3: And then you wonder why America has the diabetes. Just saying. I don't drink regular soda. We'll be right back. My tooth hurts. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
00:23:03
Speaker 1: It's a lot of sugar.
00:23:04
Speaker 3: But no one is sweeter than us.
00:23:09
Speaker 2: Oh, honey, honey.
00:23:12
Speaker 3: Let's continue with these talkbacks, shall we?
00:23:14
Speaker 1: This is the last batch, actually.
00:23:17
Speaker 16: Oh.
00:23:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see? Hey, Brooklyn Boy.
00:23:23
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:23:24
Speaker 11: MJ from NJ.
00:23:24
Speaker 21: All right, so I was listening to the episode about the license plate thing.
00:23:30
Speaker 19: Oh, my God.
00:23:31
Speaker 21: I was walking around my complex. Okay, so my neighbor's car, the ending is NDT, right? So it's no dial tone. I work in the telecom industry, so NDT to us is no dial tone.
00:23:48
Speaker 9: I'll do the next one.
00:23:50
Speaker 3: That's in her industry. All right, it's me again.
00:23:53
Speaker 6: MJ!
00:23:54
Speaker 11: A license plate thing.
00:23:57
Speaker 21: All right, so my son's car, his last digit's a YJL.
00:24:04
Speaker 16: So I put Y.
00:24:05
Speaker 6: For you just lie.
00:24:07
Speaker 21: And mine.
00:24:11
Speaker 11: Is ZRD.
00:24:13
Speaker 6: I don't know.
00:24:14
Speaker 11: I said very rigid dick.
00:24:16
Speaker 21: And then there was another one, WGN. And I go, we good now.
00:24:22
Speaker 11: Love you guys.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: Oh, see, she's playing the game.
00:24:25
Speaker 3: I love that. Thank you, MJ.
00:24:34
Speaker 20: The logic that you're using, Brody, your outfit wouldn't have been a costume either.
00:24:47
Speaker 15: For real.
00:24:49
Speaker 1: Waste of time.
00:24:50
Speaker 20: Like, some vampires wear regular clothes and then you have the fangs. That's a costume if you compare it to what you wore.
00:25:01
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:25:02
Speaker 3: So, I wore pickleball goggles. I wore braces on both of my hands and knee braces on both knees. That was the costume. I was going as an injured pickleball player, not just a pickleball player. I was not just someone like I, as I walk in to play pickleball, like, Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to go, you know, I, I had accessories that added to it. Now a vampire popping in teeth is not a vampire. You got to wear the Cape. Nobody looks at a guy and goes, I wonder if that guy's a vampire. The traditional vampire costume is, is a black cape. Yes, there are vampires on television that look normal until they go with their fangs.
00:25:43
Speaker 13: Right.
00:25:43
Speaker 3: But that's not a costume. Cat ears is not a costume. Cat ears is not a costume. As an injured, an oft-injured pickleball player.
00:25:55
Speaker 6: All right.
00:25:56
Speaker 3: I agree with you, Brody, on this one. I think that, yes, that was indeed a costume. I thought it was clever. I took stuff around the house and made a costume out of it.
00:26:04
Speaker 2: Listen.
00:26:05
Speaker 1: I could have.
00:26:05
Speaker 3: Gone as the Iron Maiden guy from the 80s, but I'm still that guy. All right. So is it really a costume if I throw on a current heavy metal shirt? You know, I mean, I have a heavy metal wig I could put on.
00:26:16
Speaker 1: Skylar from New Jersey.
00:26:18
Speaker 11: Gary, you're absolutely right.
00:26:19
Speaker 8: Reggie actually collects $ 2 bills.
00:26:22
Speaker 11: Like, this is a collection of hers. If she gets a $ 2 bill for her.
00:26:27
Speaker 8: This is better than $ 100, which is ridiculous.
00:26:30
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:26:30
Speaker 11: Like, the value is still $ 2, but she is so into it. She will never spend them. She'll never give them away. She has all of them in a little collection.
00:26:40
Speaker 3: And they'll always be worth $ 2. I would tell Reggie to spend all of them except one, because the second and third and fourth ones add nothing to your collection that the first one already has.
00:26:51
Speaker 2: Exactly.
00:26:53
Speaker 19: All right.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: We're moving on.
00:26:55
Speaker 8: It's old cowboy trucker here. And I would just like to say, I would like to know when there'll be some new merch because I've already purchased every article of clothing on there and all the ornaments twice.
00:27:09
Speaker 11: So when can we get some new designs?
00:27:13
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:27:14
Speaker 1: That was an awful impression.
00:27:17
Speaker 3: In regards to the merch store, which you can find at the top of the Brooklyn boys podcast.com. Um, We went and reordered a whole bunch of the original merchandise because it sold really quickly. And now we have a warehouse that needs to empty out of that merchandise before we think about adding more merchandise.
00:27:34
Speaker 7: Right.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: Go get the classics. Get the logo.
00:27:37
Speaker 2: Right.
00:27:37
Speaker 3: You know, the property of shirt, the Fartwater shirt, pizza. Matt Merch is not happy. He goes, I'm sitting here with your merch. Let's move the merch before we can get new merch. So, now's the time to buy, folks. It's the holiday season.
00:27:53
Speaker 1: And whoop-de-doo.
00:27:54
Speaker 2: And hickory dock.
00:27:55
Speaker 1: And a-do-do-do-do-do.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: What?
00:28:05
Speaker 6: Good.
00:28:06
Speaker 11: All right.
00:28:07
Speaker 3: Can't hear the volume on that one. Let's... That's Skylar. She was doing a bit.
00:28:11
Speaker 7: Oh.
00:28:12
Speaker 6: Oh, boy.
00:28:13
Speaker 11: Silver certificate.
00:28:18
Speaker 6: Oh. I was looking them up recently, and they were produced from, like, 1878 to, like, 1964.
00:28:27
Speaker 5: But there's some of them that can go for, like, $ 700, $ 800.
00:28:32
Speaker 3: They got the right.
00:28:33
Speaker 1: Signatures and bullshit.
00:28:35
Speaker 2: But, I mean, I don't know.
00:28:37
Speaker 5: I guess you just hold on to it and you can buy a house.
00:28:43
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn boys and fuck here I'm listening to Slice Time for episode 395 and I don't know if it's John or Joe from CT listen I'm gonna say this the nicest way possible but it's obvious you don't have to deal with anyone with a severe allergy in your family you don't give a fuck if they die right in front of you when they can smell the shellfish or they can smell the fucking peanuts I get it but it doesn't mean their lives have to be in danger because you don't give a fuck.
00:29:13
Speaker 3: All right all right oh no she's back she's.
00:29:18
Speaker 9: Not done hey brooklyn boys i'm here again um i i actually just left a talk back and i decided to delete it because i was i was too angry too late and i get it people that don't experience this really don't give a fuck But just be nice to your fellow human being.
00:29:38
Speaker 11: It's not their fault they're allergic.
00:29:40
Speaker 4: They just are.
00:29:42
Speaker 9: And if you're just kind to people, maybe people will be kind back to you.
00:29:46
Speaker 11: That's all.
00:29:47
Speaker 3: Okay, Halsey.
00:29:49
Speaker 1: Be kind. No stretches.
00:29:53
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
00:29:54
Speaker 1: That was well put.
00:29:55
Speaker 3: And fuck well put.
00:29:58
Speaker 4: Brody and Scary, Frank the P.T. Free tea from Connecticut. I thought it was so funny how Scary just explained the Apple AirTags, and both of you didn't realize that that was a free ad for Apple. I mean, come on. That was a scary, inappropriate product endorsement. Not cool.
00:30:21
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not getting paid by Apple. Had I been getting paid, it would have been a very clever way for me to slip that in. Well, also, I asked Skira to explain it because he has an Apple world and I don't. I'm in the Apple world. I'm an Android guy.
00:30:36
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:30:39
Speaker 4: Also, the thing about you two making song references, like every time you say a word or something from a song, like you say it, Not gonna lie, it was low-key getting a bit too much. I wasn't complaining about it or anything. It's still funny, but maybe it was a little tiny bit too much. I don't mean any disrespect whatsoever. I love you, too.
00:31:03
Speaker 11: You're funny as hell.
00:31:04
Speaker 4: Brody's the funniest guy on the fucking planet.
00:31:07
Speaker 1: Aw, thank you. So does that mean do we stop with the game? Do we continue it? No, I think it means you don't use it.
00:31:12
Speaker 3: You don't mention Halzig songs nobody knows about or cares about.
00:31:16
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:31:18
Speaker 3: I don't know where we draw the line, then. But we'll figure it out. Well, for instance, there's a song called Draw the Line by Aerosmith, but I didn't mention it, did I?
00:31:28
Speaker 1: You did not.
00:31:29
Speaker 22: Brooklyn Boys, Becca from Long Island.
00:31:32
Speaker 3: Becca!
00:31:34
Speaker 22: The problem you have with your new neighbors, maybe next time that you see them both together, call out one of the names that you remember. just to like say oh hey mary whatever blah blah blah yeah and then see who answers.
00:31:52
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah but that's only going to help me for that minute the next time i see them i'll have the same problem i gotta figure out if there's something like uh like let's like like if her name was fran this like if fran had a freckle like oh freckle fran Right. But I haven't seen anything that would give me the, like, I haven't, I need something.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten anything yet.
00:32:17
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:18
Speaker 3: They wear sweatpants a lot. Like I can't, I can't, it's driving me crazy.
00:32:23
Speaker 22: B-Boys, Becca from Long Island again.
00:32:25
Speaker 9: Becca!
00:32:26
Speaker 22: Listen, guys, who is loading up the replays on the iHeart channel? Because something has been going wrong for the past few weeks where it'll get to almost the end of the episode and then it clicks back to the middle of some... Random segment in the episode It's very strange And it's been happening in The Elvis Duran app Let's be.
00:32:51
Speaker 3: Clear I have nothing to do with that You're talking about other people By the way, there is no Elvis Duran app The podcast network People from iHeart I mean, I guess We're going to have to Why.
00:33:06
Speaker 1: Don't you report that to.
00:33:08
Speaker 3: Rob Yeah Rob is the iHeart guru. Let him know what the deal is. Problem is, if I tell him, heads may roll, you know? And, you know, people... Some heads are going to roll?
00:33:22
Speaker 11: Yeah.
00:33:23
Speaker 2: Judas Priest.
00:33:25
Speaker 1: Ah, you couldn't help yourself.
00:33:27
Speaker 3: Yes, I could, because we don't often.
00:33:28
Speaker 10: Get that out.
00:33:29
Speaker 22: It's getting frustrating because I have to keep scrolling to find where I ended up in the episode, and I don't want to miss anything from you guys.
00:33:37
Speaker 5: Okay, Aerosmith.
00:33:40
Speaker 13: No, no, that's not.
00:33:42
Speaker 3: Stop. I don't want to miss a thing. That's not what she said. Here's what I would ask, I would request. DM Skiri, the next time this problem happens, make a note if it's happening at the exact same moment, like a time code and an episode number and the app you're using, so that we can help track it down. Sometimes it's a glitch that if you just... Close the app for us. Close the app and reopen it or reboot the phone. Right.
00:34:10
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's that.
00:34:12
Speaker 3: Also, listen to the same episode on another platform like Spotify or, you know, Apple Music or whatever. That will let us know if it's iHeart, local to iHeart, or if it's something with Apple and whatever.
00:34:23
Speaker 20: All right.
00:34:23
Speaker 7: Yeah.
00:34:24
Speaker 1: Enough with the Apple.
00:34:25
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:34:25
Speaker 1: You don't like with the.
00:34:26
Speaker 3: Don't get technical.
00:34:28
Speaker 1: Something with the Apple.
00:34:29
Speaker 2: Hey, listen.
00:34:31
Speaker 1: You don't like why I don't want to miss a thing from Aerosmith?
00:34:34
Speaker 3: No, because that's not what she said. She said, I don't want to miss anything.
00:34:36
Speaker 8: Okay.
00:34:36
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss a thing.
00:34:38
Speaker 7: Anything.
00:34:38
Speaker 1: That's not what she said.
00:34:39
Speaker 2: You know what?
00:34:40
Speaker 3: All right. We're doing too much of the song game. No more song game for the rest of this episode.
00:34:46
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:34:48
Speaker 19: Hey, it's Kat from Lancaster.
00:34:50
Speaker 9: I'm jumping on the song game.
00:34:58
Speaker 2: What?
00:34:59
Speaker 4: Okay, JT.
00:35:00
Speaker 3: Wait, what?
00:35:02
Speaker 2: As long as I got my suit and tie.
00:35:06
Speaker 3: Oh, because I said suit and tie and she... I must have said JT. I must have said Justin Timberlake.
00:35:12
Speaker 1: Usually I do. All right, good catch.
00:35:13
Speaker 3: All right, thank you.
00:35:14
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn boys, I'm Fuck Here.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:35:18
Speaker 9: I wanted to leave a talk back in regards to that brand. I know I could just rewind, but I just, it hit me. Whatever that brand is, Brandy, Brandy, Brady, I don't know, the brand that all the high schoolers are using, and how you're saying that this new generation is like, oh, it's mine now.
00:35:42
Speaker 10: I'll say the rest in the next talkback.
00:35:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's talking about Brandy Melville. Yeah, the one, the Christopher Columbus generation thinks they discovered all of her clothes.
00:35:53
Speaker 10: So my daughter, daughter who's 14 um she hears what you're saying scary in regards to her generation uh pretending that they discovered the 90s um my daughter has dressed like Alanis Morissette since like I don't know 10 years old and she's.
00:36:13
Speaker 11: Like bro we're not saying we discovered it we know.
00:36:16
Speaker 9: It's from the 90s that's why we're using it just the same way.
00:36:20
Speaker 6: We want cd players.
00:36:22
Speaker 9: And Walkman I'm like what Yeah, that's what they.
00:36:25
Speaker 3: Want for Christmas.
00:36:26
Speaker 1: Did you see what's in Costco?
00:36:27
Speaker 3: Brody, they've got a brand new retro Iowa boom box and it looks fresh. I think I may buy that for my nephews for Christmas.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: Word.
00:36:38
Speaker 1: They want it.
00:36:39
Speaker 3: It runs cassettes and CDs and it has FM radio on it.
00:36:46
Speaker 1: Iowa.
00:36:47
Speaker 3: I should sell all the boom boxes I have in my garage.
00:36:51
Speaker 1: You have boom boxes in your garage? Is there an echo in here?
00:36:55
Speaker 3: Wow. I have boom boxes in my garage. Brody, put them on eBay.
00:37:00
Speaker 1: You're going to get.
00:37:00
Speaker 3: I have the purplish blue one you bought me for Christmas one year in the gift exchange thing that we did on the morning show like 20 years ago.
00:37:10
Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Last two.
00:37:14
Speaker 3: Want to buy it back and put it on your radio shelf?
00:37:16
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:37:16
Speaker 4: Oh, the fuck?
00:37:17
Speaker 17: Balls.
00:37:18
Speaker 6: Balls. Balls.
00:37:27
Speaker 13: If you go type into Google, Google AI will say either way is fine.
00:37:42
Speaker 4: So either way is correct.
00:37:43
Speaker 2: So Gandhi is wrong.
00:37:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, we couldn't really make that up. Make that out. I don't know what that means. You'll have to come back next time. I think he's talking about tuna fish. I don't know.
00:37:58
Speaker 1: This is how we're going to end this? Yeah, so that would be the perfect time to.
00:38:19
Speaker 3: Leave a talkback when you're driving a loud-ass motherfucking truck. By the way, Cowboy Trucker is a trucker.
00:38:26
Speaker 4: He is.
00:38:27
Speaker 3: He just doesn't leave voicemails from the truck. I don't know. Anyway.
00:38:31
Speaker 6: Right.
00:38:32
Speaker 3: Because he's posted video from the truck of him driving the truck.
00:38:35
Speaker 5: All right.
00:38:35
Speaker 3: With that said, that's all we got for this week. Thank you for your input. We appreciate you all. And I don't know what else to say here, Brody, but, you know, I would say hit the song.
00:38:47
Speaker 1: Let's do this. We're out? We out. Brooklyn Boys.
00:38:52
Speaker 3: I'm going to go put all my boom boxes on eBay.
00:38:54
Speaker 1: You should. Getting sliced reactions.
00:39:01
Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
00:39:03
Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you.
00:39:06
Speaker 4: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:39:07
Speaker 1: Baby.
00:39:08
Speaker 3: Tell all the friends you could be on.
00:39:10
Speaker 6: It's slicing time.
00:39:13
Speaker 3: Free dessert.
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 4: Talk facts are phenomenal.
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Speaker 5: Baby.
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Speaker 1: Tell all your friends you're good beyond.
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Speaker 6: It's Slice Time.
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Speaker 3: Free dessert.
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Speaker 5: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time.
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Speaker 3: 396 and beyond.
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Speaker 5: Appreciate you.
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Speaker 3: Appreciate all of you for listening to the main episode and then using those main episodes to comment using that talkback button on the iHeartRadio app and give us some feedback. That's what we're doing on this show. This is the show about the show.
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Speaker 1: This is not the show.
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Speaker 3: But I'm still Scary Jones, and that's David Brody.
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Speaker 1: What's up?
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 3: Huh? Sorry.
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Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
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Speaker 3: I must have dozed off during your 20-minute intro.
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Speaker 6: Sorry.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Somebody's really, really happy today, huh?
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Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I'm just waiting. Just sitting here waiting. I just wanted to get all the minutiae out of the way.
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Speaker 3: In the beginning.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Someone is clicking on this for the first time thinking this is the main episode. So we always have to say at the very beginning, this is the show behind the show, the other show. You know what we could do? We could record something with a professional piece of music and a voiceover person. Hi, welcome to Slice Time. Hey, it's Brody and Skiri. And do the whole thing. And that can just be pre-recorded and stick it in every episode. We could do that. But as long as it's not AI. Because AI is shit.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 3: Not AI, us.
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Speaker 7: Us.
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Speaker 3: You know, produce it, and then make it like exactly 30 seconds. So if people have heard it already, they can skip 15, 15, boom.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can hit it. I like that idea. Maybe for the future, we could do that. Yeah, like we were going to record a promo.
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Speaker 9: We haven't.
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Speaker 3: All right. All right, well, that's good to know. How are those jingles doing? You bring the jingles home? Well, you know, some things will never change. I actually texted you at work this week.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I texted you at work this week. Is that how you're at work?
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Speaker 2: You're like, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Bring the jingles home.
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Speaker 1: You're asking for the jingles. That's you.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Same old Brody. Same beat. Man of the people. Man of the people.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Let's get to this week's talkbacks, okay? Let's see what messages people left for us. Cricket here.
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Speaker 11: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Play in the.
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Speaker 6: Woods.
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Speaker 12: Play in the woods. I grew up living in the woods. I section hiked the Appalachian Mountains. Me and my family, Boy Scouts, we did all that.
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Speaker 2: Play in the woods. Grow up.
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Speaker 3: Hug a tree.
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Speaker 2: Exactly. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to start a new segment here called Rate That Entertainment Value. I'm going to rate the entertainment value of that talkback with a two because I now know what mountains he was born in.
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Speaker 1: Let's rate it with Zs. Like, how many snoozes does it get?
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Speaker 6: Nine.
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Speaker 3: All right, moving on. All right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: Liam here.
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Speaker 3: Crickets.
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Speaker 2: You guys are.
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Speaker 3: I can't even find you on Facebook. And on top of that, you guys lost three of my talkbacks.
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Speaker 13: Okay.
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Speaker 3: So, Steve, I respect you and your comment.
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Speaker 2: I respect you. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: And I respect the other person that talked to me. Respect.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You guys have a great day. But I can't find you on Facebook.
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Speaker 13: Alright.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Could be a sign.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Are we not on Facebook? Can we double check this?
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Speaker 3: I told you, if you search in Facebook, it's not showing up for some reason. You got to check your settings, Gary. But if you Google it, you can find the link and then go there.
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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook. The Brooklyn Boys have a Facebook page.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to fix that. Go in and check the system. Maybe a privacy setting got changed. See, with the motherfucking background noise, I'm calling in because, Brody, I need some motherfucking help.
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Speaker 2: This literally just happened.
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Speaker 5: I opened my bank account this morning so I could pay the payment for my truck, and some urgent care that I went to like six months ago and paid the bill there when I left.
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Speaker 3: Just took $ 150.
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Speaker 14: Out of my damn bank account.
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Speaker 5: They haven't reached out to me, haven't said I had a, you know, bill still with them, out doing balance or nothing.
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Speaker 2: Just opened my bank, $ 150 gone.
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Speaker 15: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Is there another call from him? Because I'm not sure how to help you other than, did you call the clinic and ask them about it?
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 3: The billing department?
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Speaker 1: This is him. He follows up. So, Brody, what the fuck do I do, man?
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Speaker 11: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Call the billing department and ask them to.
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Speaker 1: It's 6.30 in the morning.
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Speaker 5: They don't open until 8 o'clock. I'm going to call them when they open and be like, hey, motherfuckers, I need my fucking money back.
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Speaker 1: What the fuck? Maybe don't say that.
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Speaker 3: But, like, they owe me something because they just took my truck payment money, and now I got to go into my savings and pull out extra money just to make my fucking truck payment when I didn't have to do that because.
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Speaker 12: Today was payday and my paycheck hit, and these motherfuckers just took.
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Speaker 1: Half of it. Not half of it, but God damn it, I paid a bunch of other bills, too. Yeah, I'd be pissed.
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Speaker 3: But let us know what happens when you call, and hopefully you didn't curse them. Hopefully. Until they deserved.
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Speaker 2: It, maybe.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, only if they deserved it. Yeah, don't curse them. Don't come on strong. I mean, errors happen.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Scary and Brody, Teresa from Bureau Beach, Florida. I noticed that when you break for commercials on Slice Time, you play the Brooklyn Boys jingle. So you need to get a new... theme song I guess for Slice Time when you break into commercials period just saying love you guys.
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Speaker 3: I love you too well here's the thing it's still the Brooklyn Boys and we keep the branding because it's the Brooklyn Boys it's like SUV law and order SUV still goes right even though it's law and order SUV instead of law and order they still use the dump dump don't.
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Speaker 1: They I think they do But even if they didn't, they should.
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Speaker 3: It's still law and order. This is the Brooklyn Boys slice time. It's not slice time. I mean, it's technically the Brooklyn Boys slice time. And we are the Brooklyn Boys, and we'll be right back.
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Speaker 1: I think we're good.
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Speaker 3: We're not going to take a break there.
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Speaker 1: A little premature.
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Speaker 3: That would have been a nice place for that, though, but good thinking, Brody.
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Speaker 8: Skyler from New Jersey, also an educator. Brody is 100% correct. That is why some schools are peanut-free. Because there are airborne allergies, and just being present near peanuts can cause some kids to go, and adults too, can go into anaphylactic shock. And I'm all for not conforming to anything, but when it's a life or death situation, I don't think that falls under the same category.
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Speaker 3: I agree, Skylar. Yeah, I think if everybody stopped eating scallions for David Brody, that's a bit much.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 3: If you're like, oh, I'm going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Jimmy's dead, but I got my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, so I'm good. Skyler, you're so smart, I'm going to start calling you scholar. Because that was a very wise statement.
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Speaker 11: And Nate from Washington.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 13: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 11: Reggie has already been disciplined for the 18 talkbacks in a row.
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Speaker 6: But....
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Speaker 11: I think the real reason you're.
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Speaker 8: Lashing out at us is because you tried to slip into my DMs and ask me out, and I turned you down.
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Speaker 11: Sorry. I only date people with the same.
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Speaker 8: Education status as me, so because you didn't even graduate high school, I gotta pass.
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's... Wow! I don't think this is the place for... She's calling him out right here on the podcast, embarrassing him. You know what?
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Speaker 3: If somebody hits on you and it's a compliment, you know, maybe just say, thank you, I'm not interested, but I don't think you insult them for paying you a compliment. You certainly don't leave a public talkback about them in front of everyone.
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Speaker 1: That's embarrassing.
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Speaker 3: We don't know what their educational level is.
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Speaker 1: Next talkback. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 2: Vinny from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 17: John from CP. Good looks for the sticking up for me, brother.
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Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
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Speaker 17: And I got to say, I agree with you wholeheartedly with the peanut thing. One of my kids has a peanut allergy, and there are kids in our school that have peanut allergies, and our school handles it properly. They have certain spots where the kids can sit if they have an allergy, at least when they're younger. They keep them separate a few spots away.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Kids need to be.
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Speaker 1: Responsible for themselves.
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Speaker 3: Keep them separated.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 3: I think any psychologist worth their damn would say to you that segregating children and making them feel different is probably the worst thing you can do for young children.
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Speaker 1: Hey, look at that.
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Speaker 3: They're over there because they're different. I would rather skip eating a peanut butter sandwich and have my friends be able to sit with me.
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Speaker 1: That's just me.
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I don't put them at a separate table. I... And again, if it's airborne, they can die being at a separate table.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to have this conversation. I think we're good. Can we erase the blackboard on this? I want to start over. No, no, we're done now.
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Speaker 1: But they gave their opinion. I gave my opinion. Now we're good. No, I mean, let's start over next.
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Speaker 3: We'll be right back. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back. I thought you were going to say we'll be back in a skippy.
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Speaker 1: In a skippy? In a jiff. In a jiff. In a jiff.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 6: Jamie from Queens here.
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Speaker 18: Episode 396, Gary was talking about how it's the people in the bathroom sniffer seats on the plane who clap when the plane lands.
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Speaker 9: I know why they're clapping, Gary.
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Speaker 6: Why it's them clapping.
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Speaker 18: Because they're happy that they can get off the plane and don't have to smell the ass of everybody on the fucking plane anymore.
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Speaker 7: They're in bathroom sniffer seats.
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Speaker 18: Yeah, they're clapping because the plane lands and they can get the fuck out of it.
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Speaker 3: I like your logic. You know, it kind of works.
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Speaker 1: It does. Thank you, James.
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Speaker 12: It works.
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Speaker 1: She continues.
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Speaker 11: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Jamie from Queens again.
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Speaker 18: You guys were talking about not being able to tell twins apart.
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Speaker 6: My dad has an identical.
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Speaker 18: Twin brother, and he has so many stories about that happening to them. The funniest one was at my parents' wedding when people were congratulating my uncle, thinking he was the groom. But they tried to do things like one would wear facial hair and the other would be clean shaven and they would alternate over the years and people still couldn't tell them apart.
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Speaker 3: Well, now you're confusing them because they may remember one is the clean shaven one and one is the one with the beard. And then they get it. You got to keep it right.
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Speaker 1: Keep it permanent. Last time I saw you, you had a beard.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: The other guy. Yeah, that's confusing.
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Speaker 3: By the way, if you could confuse the groom with, I guess, you know, his brother, because, you know, typically the groom wears the same thing as the The best men, you know, the bridal party, the men. But can you imagine if it was twin sisters? You would be able to tell the bride from the non-bride, I'm imagining.
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Speaker 7: Yes. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queens again. You guys were talking about half-assed Halloween costumes. What I generally do is just wear my normal clothing and then put more focus on my makeup and make my makeup more so the costume, if that makes sense. So I'll wear my normal clothing, but I'll use special effects tricks and use tissue to.
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Speaker 18: Look like I have gaping wounds and hanging skin and I'm undead and my eyes sunken in.
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Speaker 11: Is that considered half-assed?
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Speaker 3: No, because you put effort into that. Do you, Brody? No, that's fine. Also, you know how we have Maria from Union City and I told her she's M-fucked from now on? Yeah. I think we should save Jamie from Queen sometime and just call her J-fuck.
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Speaker 1: J-fuck? J-fuck here.
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Speaker 7: Jafak. Jafak.
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Speaker 3: Jafak, one last time.
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Speaker 11: It's the last one. Siamese twins, they wear one big shirt.
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Speaker 18: With vampire fangs, and he would call himself a vampirate.
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Speaker 6: He's actually won costume contest awards for it.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I like that. Vampirate.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Cricket here.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
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Speaker 12: Uh, Brooklyn boys, you can go to court and claim you're gonna put a body like your loved one on land And then you can claim no taxes anymore. That's the best way to do it. That's the millionaire style of doing it. Anyways, Steve, I respect you, what you said.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 2: Take care, buddy. Everybody take care.
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Speaker 1: We already covered the Steve thing.
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Speaker 2: All right. Liam here from Ohio.
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Speaker 3: Liam's back.
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Speaker 12: This episode was actually funny as fuck. So you guys are talking about You're talking about ghetto culture?
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Speaker 2: Black or white? Or any other culture? What are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: Because it could be a lot.
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Speaker 2: Because it boils down to one. So they'll... You're talking.
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Speaker 3: About people who clap on planes. You're not talking about... Okay. Saying something is somebody's culture. Culture. is not referencing the way black people refer to themselves and their world as the culture. It was a reference to somebody's culture.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Their old school... Original meaning of the word culture. And then there's pop culture, which has, culture has a very varied meanings.
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Speaker 1: It's not pigeonholed into one thing.
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Speaker 3: But somebody's culture means whatever their culture is. Not, again, not when you're like, yo, we're doing it for the culture. That's something else. All right, he's learning every day.
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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old cowboy. Trucker one more time. Yes, sirree, barberino. Woo! You know, as a matter of fact, I did have a crappy costume that I had to throw together at the last minute.
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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't want to be the only one without a costume at.
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Speaker 5: The Halloween party for my grandson and his baseball team. So what I did, you know, I went in my closet and I found a big trench coat that I had from years past. Then I put on some shorts and, you know, And some sneakers.
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Speaker 2: And also what I did, I went and got.
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Speaker 5: Some hair from the shower, you know, and I glued it to my hand, to the palm of my hand. The only thing is I glued it to my left hand and I'm right-handed.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, I did that.
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Speaker 5: I glued it to the palm of my hand and, you know, and then I made it look like I was a flasher.
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Speaker 2: But then, you know what happened?
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Speaker 5: My old lady, my wife, she got a load of my costume and she said, wait a minute, you ain't going out like that.
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Speaker 3: Get something else.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Oh, he continues.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, after all the work I did, you know, putting it together. My old lady told me not to go out like that, you know, she thought it'd be kind of creepy. Well, it kind of is, I guess.
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Speaker 3: But anyway, I had to go back in my.
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Speaker 5: Closet, get some old jeans, tear some holes in them, get one of my old Iron Maiden t-shirts, and cut the sleeves off, and then I got some fake tattoos, put them on my arms, and then I put a bandana over my head, and I went to the thrift store and got some old Chuck Taylor Converse, you.
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Speaker 10: Know, and.
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Speaker 3: Oh, he continues. This is number four.
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Speaker 5: Oh, Chuck Taylor Converse. Black high-top ones, you know, put those on, you know. And basically, I went as a rocker from the 1980s because it was a 1980s theme, that party that we went to, you know.
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Speaker 2: And then I dressed up.
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Speaker 5: My grandson as a little rocker, got him a little ACDC T-shirt and a wig with big hair, you know, like the 1980s hair bands, you know, and then got him some fake tattoos also. And it turned out pretty good, you know. So just go in your closet and find stuff. You don't have to spend a lot of money, all right?
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Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Tucker. Always can depend on the trucker for a solid response.
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Speaker 1: And I like his costume.
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Speaker 3: Same.
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Speaker 1: Ben.
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Speaker 2: This is in response to episode 394.
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Speaker 14: This is random, but just heard M-Fuck left a talk back in.
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Speaker 2: Where the fuck is Che, by the way? Hope everything is well between y'all.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question.
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Speaker 2: So hopefully they're not.
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Speaker 2: Rehashing any wounds, but where's my man at?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Che, by the way, has not been outraged about anything. Yeah, usually that's when you hear Che.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Motherfucker!
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Speaker 1: I think we've been good.
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Speaker 3: We've both been firing on all cylinders in Che's book. That's why we haven't heard from Che. Alright, well, I'd like even some full outrage. I miss Che, by the way. By the way, I miss Jay, by the way. Oh, by the way.
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Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Ben from Upstate again. Just stopping in to say what's up. I am super far, well, I was really far behind. I am up to episode 394 for slice time right now, so I'm almost current. But there's a lot that I wanted to comment on, but I know it's old topics, so it makes no sense to do so. But I hope everyone's doing well, slices and Brooklyn Boys, and looking forward to catching up.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: Thank you. That was pleasant.
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Speaker 1: On the check-in.
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Speaker 11: We like that.
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Speaker 3: You can reference something from a few episodes ago. It's okay. We're here for you. We like that.
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Speaker 10: All right.
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Speaker 9: I'm a few episodes behind I'm on the slice time for episode 394 and there's a few talkbacks about words you can't say I can't say I can say food but I can't say bizarre correctly I always say food because I'm Latina.
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Speaker 3: And that's how I would say it because the.
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Speaker 9: Word bizarre sounds weird to me it's a little too close to bizarre I don't know I just can't say that word.
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Speaker 1: Okay I think she said it pretty well.
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Speaker 3: Bizarre and bizarre are the same pronunciation.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: How bizarre. How bizarre.
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Speaker 19: Hey, Brody and Scary, Heather and Cincy here.
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Speaker 1: What up?
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Speaker 19: I feel so seen.
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Speaker 15: Can you please give us a link to that video about how New Yorkers talk? Because as a New Yorker living in the Midwest, it's a constant struggle. And I just want to post that video on all my social media with the quote, this.
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Speaker 19: Is why I am the way I am.
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Speaker 3: I love it.
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Speaker 19: And it just explains everything so well. Love you guys.
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Speaker 3: Except she has she doesn't have a New York accent I would never ever think for a second that you'd be from New York she sounds like she's from there yeah Cincinnati you've adopted that Midwest accent really well let me see if I can find that New York in the meantime Oh, here it is.
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Speaker 1: Here it is.
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Speaker 3: You want to go to an account. His name is Andy Malinsky. One word.
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Speaker 1: Andy Malinsky.
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Speaker 3: M-O-L-I-N-S-K-Y. And he posted it November 1st. He's wearing a blue flannel shirt and he's bald with glasses.
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 3: Check it out. Or DM me and I'll send you the link. But I, you know, yeah, I just told you.
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Speaker 11: Goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Homework for the slices about clapping when the plane lands. I clapped when Scary started playing the song game again. Obviously, that's my favorite. He's wrong on this. Dead wrong. Okay, Biggie, you guys are from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 7: Hey!
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Speaker 1: That's a deep cut.
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Speaker 3: Oh, man. That's hilarious. He pulled that out of his ass.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 1: Oh, he continues.
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Speaker 6: And this is for Des Bombs.
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Speaker 3: Des Bombs.
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Speaker 2: It's about.
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Speaker 8: The tuna fish.
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Speaker 6: Gandhi's wrong.
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Speaker 1: Gandhi's wrong.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because Gandhi doesn't think you should say the words tuna fish. She thinks it should just be tuna, even if it's a sandwich. Yeah, but I explained why. Yeah, we covered it. We covered it on this podcast. And you can Google it if you missed it. Yeah, you can.
00:21:39
Speaker 14: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Gary, I thoughtâ I was surprised that guy loved the $ 2 bill. I thought $ 2 bills were ick because like Brody was saying with theâ girl didn't know where to put it in the register. Like people don't know what to do with it. I thought people don't like $ 2 bills, but maybe I'm wrong.
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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm dead wrong.
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Speaker 20: Brody, the girl, you don't know her name.
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Speaker 6: Just call her chief or girl.
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Speaker 2: Say, Hey girl.
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Speaker 6: I was listening to a guy one time. It's like, I just call everybody chief. So I don't remember anything.
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Speaker 2: Hey chief. How you doing chief?
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Speaker 18: Okay.
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Speaker 6: Uh, A while back, Scary was talking about the dirty sodas. I totally agree with him about how it's sugar on sugar. I was just at Starbucks. The new holiday drink has 71 grams of sugar.
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Speaker 13: What?
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Speaker 6: That's more than a full day of sugar that an adult should have. Like, how are they even allowed to do that? That's insane.
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Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
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Speaker 3: A can of Coca-Cola, 12-ounce can, is 39 grams of sugar. That's 71% of your daily allowance for sugar. This is 71 grams of sugar, Brody. That's like almost double. That's fucking crazy.
00:22:49
Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 3: And then you wonder why America has the diabetes. Just saying. I don't drink regular soda. We'll be right back. My tooth hurts. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot of sugar.
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Speaker 3: But no one is sweeter than us.
00:23:09
Speaker 2: Oh, honey, honey.
00:23:12
Speaker 3: Let's continue with these talkbacks, shall we?
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Speaker 1: This is the last batch, actually.
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Speaker 16: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you see? Hey, Brooklyn Boy.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 11: MJ from NJ.
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Speaker 21: All right, so I was listening to the episode about the license plate thing.
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Speaker 19: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 21: I was walking around my complex. Okay, so my neighbor's car, the ending is NDT, right? So it's no dial tone. I work in the telecom industry, so NDT to us is no dial tone.
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Speaker 9: I'll do the next one.
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Speaker 3: That's in her industry. All right, it's me again.
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Speaker 6: MJ!
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Speaker 11: A license plate thing.
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Speaker 21: All right, so my son's car, his last digit's a YJL.
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Speaker 16: So I put Y.
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Speaker 6: For you just lie.
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Speaker 21: And mine.
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Speaker 11: Is ZRD.
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Speaker 6: I don't know.
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Speaker 11: I said very rigid dick.
00:24:16
Speaker 21: And then there was another one, WGN. And I go, we good now.
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Speaker 11: Love you guys.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: Oh, see, she's playing the game.
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Speaker 3: I love that. Thank you, MJ.
00:24:34
Speaker 20: The logic that you're using, Brody, your outfit wouldn't have been a costume either.
00:24:47
Speaker 15: For real.
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Speaker 1: Waste of time.
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Speaker 20: Like, some vampires wear regular clothes and then you have the fangs. That's a costume if you compare it to what you wore.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: So, I wore pickleball goggles. I wore braces on both of my hands and knee braces on both knees. That was the costume. I was going as an injured pickleball player, not just a pickleball player. I was not just someone like I, as I walk in to play pickleball, like, Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to go, you know, I, I had accessories that added to it. Now a vampire popping in teeth is not a vampire. You got to wear the Cape. Nobody looks at a guy and goes, I wonder if that guy's a vampire. The traditional vampire costume is, is a black cape. Yes, there are vampires on television that look normal until they go with their fangs.
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Speaker 13: Right.
00:25:43
Speaker 3: But that's not a costume. Cat ears is not a costume. Cat ears is not a costume. As an injured, an oft-injured pickleball player.
00:25:55
Speaker 6: All right.
00:25:56
Speaker 3: I agree with you, Brody, on this one. I think that, yes, that was indeed a costume. I thought it was clever. I took stuff around the house and made a costume out of it.
00:26:04
Speaker 2: Listen.
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Speaker 1: I could have.
00:26:05
Speaker 3: Gone as the Iron Maiden guy from the 80s, but I'm still that guy. All right. So is it really a costume if I throw on a current heavy metal shirt? You know, I mean, I have a heavy metal wig I could put on.
00:26:16
Speaker 1: Skylar from New Jersey.
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Speaker 11: Gary, you're absolutely right.
00:26:19
Speaker 8: Reggie actually collects $ 2 bills.
00:26:22
Speaker 11: Like, this is a collection of hers. If she gets a $ 2 bill for her.
00:26:27
Speaker 8: This is better than $ 100, which is ridiculous.
00:26:30
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:26:30
Speaker 11: Like, the value is still $ 2, but she is so into it. She will never spend them. She'll never give them away. She has all of them in a little collection.
00:26:40
Speaker 3: And they'll always be worth $ 2. I would tell Reggie to spend all of them except one, because the second and third and fourth ones add nothing to your collection that the first one already has.
00:26:51
Speaker 2: Exactly.
00:26:53
Speaker 19: All right.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: We're moving on.
00:26:55
Speaker 8: It's old cowboy trucker here. And I would just like to say, I would like to know when there'll be some new merch because I've already purchased every article of clothing on there and all the ornaments twice.
00:27:09
Speaker 11: So when can we get some new designs?
00:27:13
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:27:14
Speaker 1: That was an awful impression.
00:27:17
Speaker 3: In regards to the merch store, which you can find at the top of the Brooklyn boys podcast.com. Um, We went and reordered a whole bunch of the original merchandise because it sold really quickly. And now we have a warehouse that needs to empty out of that merchandise before we think about adding more merchandise.
00:27:34
Speaker 7: Right.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: Go get the classics. Get the logo.
00:27:37
Speaker 2: Right.
00:27:37
Speaker 3: You know, the property of shirt, the Fartwater shirt, pizza. Matt Merch is not happy. He goes, I'm sitting here with your merch. Let's move the merch before we can get new merch. So, now's the time to buy, folks. It's the holiday season.
00:27:53
Speaker 1: And whoop-de-doo.
00:27:54
Speaker 2: And hickory dock.
00:27:55
Speaker 1: And a-do-do-do-do-do.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: What?
00:28:05
Speaker 6: Good.
00:28:06
Speaker 11: All right.
00:28:07
Speaker 3: Can't hear the volume on that one. Let's... That's Skylar. She was doing a bit.
00:28:11
Speaker 7: Oh.
00:28:12
Speaker 6: Oh, boy.
00:28:13
Speaker 11: Silver certificate.
00:28:18
Speaker 6: Oh. I was looking them up recently, and they were produced from, like, 1878 to, like, 1964.
00:28:27
Speaker 5: But there's some of them that can go for, like, $ 700, $ 800.
00:28:32
Speaker 3: They got the right.
00:28:33
Speaker 1: Signatures and bullshit.
00:28:35
Speaker 2: But, I mean, I don't know.
00:28:37
Speaker 5: I guess you just hold on to it and you can buy a house.
00:28:43
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn boys and fuck here I'm listening to Slice Time for episode 395 and I don't know if it's John or Joe from CT listen I'm gonna say this the nicest way possible but it's obvious you don't have to deal with anyone with a severe allergy in your family you don't give a fuck if they die right in front of you when they can smell the shellfish or they can smell the fucking peanuts I get it but it doesn't mean their lives have to be in danger because you don't give a fuck.
00:29:13
Speaker 3: All right all right oh no she's back she's.
00:29:18
Speaker 9: Not done hey brooklyn boys i'm here again um i i actually just left a talk back and i decided to delete it because i was i was too angry too late and i get it people that don't experience this really don't give a fuck But just be nice to your fellow human being.
00:29:38
Speaker 11: It's not their fault they're allergic.
00:29:40
Speaker 4: They just are.
00:29:42
Speaker 9: And if you're just kind to people, maybe people will be kind back to you.
00:29:46
Speaker 11: That's all.
00:29:47
Speaker 3: Okay, Halsey.
00:29:49
Speaker 1: Be kind. No stretches.
00:29:53
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
00:29:54
Speaker 1: That was well put.
00:29:55
Speaker 3: And fuck well put.
00:29:58
Speaker 4: Brody and Scary, Frank the P.T. Free tea from Connecticut. I thought it was so funny how Scary just explained the Apple AirTags, and both of you didn't realize that that was a free ad for Apple. I mean, come on. That was a scary, inappropriate product endorsement. Not cool.
00:30:21
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not getting paid by Apple. Had I been getting paid, it would have been a very clever way for me to slip that in. Well, also, I asked Skira to explain it because he has an Apple world and I don't. I'm in the Apple world. I'm an Android guy.
00:30:36
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:30:39
Speaker 4: Also, the thing about you two making song references, like every time you say a word or something from a song, like you say it, Not gonna lie, it was low-key getting a bit too much. I wasn't complaining about it or anything. It's still funny, but maybe it was a little tiny bit too much. I don't mean any disrespect whatsoever. I love you, too.
00:31:03
Speaker 11: You're funny as hell.
00:31:04
Speaker 4: Brody's the funniest guy on the fucking planet.
00:31:07
Speaker 1: Aw, thank you. So does that mean do we stop with the game? Do we continue it? No, I think it means you don't use it.
00:31:12
Speaker 3: You don't mention Halzig songs nobody knows about or cares about.
00:31:16
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:31:18
Speaker 3: I don't know where we draw the line, then. But we'll figure it out. Well, for instance, there's a song called Draw the Line by Aerosmith, but I didn't mention it, did I?
00:31:28
Speaker 1: You did not.
00:31:29
Speaker 22: Brooklyn Boys, Becca from Long Island.
00:31:32
Speaker 3: Becca!
00:31:34
Speaker 22: The problem you have with your new neighbors, maybe next time that you see them both together, call out one of the names that you remember. just to like say oh hey mary whatever blah blah blah yeah and then see who answers.
00:31:52
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah but that's only going to help me for that minute the next time i see them i'll have the same problem i gotta figure out if there's something like uh like let's like like if her name was fran this like if fran had a freckle like oh freckle fran Right. But I haven't seen anything that would give me the, like, I haven't, I need something.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten anything yet.
00:32:17
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:18
Speaker 3: They wear sweatpants a lot. Like I can't, I can't, it's driving me crazy.
00:32:23
Speaker 22: B-Boys, Becca from Long Island again.
00:32:25
Speaker 9: Becca!
00:32:26
Speaker 22: Listen, guys, who is loading up the replays on the iHeart channel? Because something has been going wrong for the past few weeks where it'll get to almost the end of the episode and then it clicks back to the middle of some... Random segment in the episode It's very strange And it's been happening in The Elvis Duran app Let's be.
00:32:51
Speaker 3: Clear I have nothing to do with that You're talking about other people By the way, there is no Elvis Duran app The podcast network People from iHeart I mean, I guess We're going to have to Why.
00:33:06
Speaker 1: Don't you report that to.
00:33:08
Speaker 3: Rob Yeah Rob is the iHeart guru. Let him know what the deal is. Problem is, if I tell him, heads may roll, you know? And, you know, people... Some heads are going to roll?
00:33:22
Speaker 11: Yeah.
00:33:23
Speaker 2: Judas Priest.
00:33:25
Speaker 1: Ah, you couldn't help yourself.
00:33:27
Speaker 3: Yes, I could, because we don't often.
00:33:28
Speaker 10: Get that out.
00:33:29
Speaker 22: It's getting frustrating because I have to keep scrolling to find where I ended up in the episode, and I don't want to miss anything from you guys.
00:33:37
Speaker 5: Okay, Aerosmith.
00:33:40
Speaker 13: No, no, that's not.
00:33:42
Speaker 3: Stop. I don't want to miss a thing. That's not what she said. Here's what I would ask, I would request. DM Skiri, the next time this problem happens, make a note if it's happening at the exact same moment, like a time code and an episode number and the app you're using, so that we can help track it down. Sometimes it's a glitch that if you just... Close the app for us. Close the app and reopen it or reboot the phone. Right.
00:34:10
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's that.
00:34:12
Speaker 3: Also, listen to the same episode on another platform like Spotify or, you know, Apple Music or whatever. That will let us know if it's iHeart, local to iHeart, or if it's something with Apple and whatever.
00:34:23
Speaker 20: All right.
00:34:23
Speaker 7: Yeah.
00:34:24
Speaker 1: Enough with the Apple.
00:34:25
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:34:25
Speaker 1: You don't like with the.
00:34:26
Speaker 3: Don't get technical.
00:34:28
Speaker 1: Something with the Apple.
00:34:29
Speaker 2: Hey, listen.
00:34:31
Speaker 1: You don't like why I don't want to miss a thing from Aerosmith?
00:34:34
Speaker 3: No, because that's not what she said. She said, I don't want to miss anything.
00:34:36
Speaker 8: Okay.
00:34:36
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss a thing.
00:34:38
Speaker 7: Anything.
00:34:38
Speaker 1: That's not what she said.
00:34:39
Speaker 2: You know what?
00:34:40
Speaker 3: All right. We're doing too much of the song game. No more song game for the rest of this episode.
00:34:46
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:34:48
Speaker 19: Hey, it's Kat from Lancaster.
00:34:50
Speaker 9: I'm jumping on the song game.
00:34:58
Speaker 2: What?
00:34:59
Speaker 4: Okay, JT.
00:35:00
Speaker 3: Wait, what?
00:35:02
Speaker 2: As long as I got my suit and tie.
00:35:06
Speaker 3: Oh, because I said suit and tie and she... I must have said JT. I must have said Justin Timberlake.
00:35:12
Speaker 1: Usually I do. All right, good catch.
00:35:13
Speaker 3: All right, thank you.
00:35:14
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn boys, I'm Fuck Here.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:35:18
Speaker 9: I wanted to leave a talk back in regards to that brand. I know I could just rewind, but I just, it hit me. Whatever that brand is, Brandy, Brandy, Brady, I don't know, the brand that all the high schoolers are using, and how you're saying that this new generation is like, oh, it's mine now.
00:35:42
Speaker 10: I'll say the rest in the next talkback.
00:35:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's talking about Brandy Melville. Yeah, the one, the Christopher Columbus generation thinks they discovered all of her clothes.
00:35:53
Speaker 10: So my daughter, daughter who's 14 um she hears what you're saying scary in regards to her generation uh pretending that they discovered the 90s um my daughter has dressed like Alanis Morissette since like I don't know 10 years old and she's.
00:36:13
Speaker 11: Like bro we're not saying we discovered it we know.
00:36:16
Speaker 9: It's from the 90s that's why we're using it just the same way.
00:36:20
Speaker 6: We want cd players.
00:36:22
Speaker 9: And Walkman I'm like what Yeah, that's what they.
00:36:25
Speaker 3: Want for Christmas.
00:36:26
Speaker 1: Did you see what's in Costco?
00:36:27
Speaker 3: Brody, they've got a brand new retro Iowa boom box and it looks fresh. I think I may buy that for my nephews for Christmas.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: Word.
00:36:38
Speaker 1: They want it.
00:36:39
Speaker 3: It runs cassettes and CDs and it has FM radio on it.
00:36:46
Speaker 1: Iowa.
00:36:47
Speaker 3: I should sell all the boom boxes I have in my garage.
00:36:51
Speaker 1: You have boom boxes in your garage? Is there an echo in here?
00:36:55
Speaker 3: Wow. I have boom boxes in my garage. Brody, put them on eBay.
00:37:00
Speaker 1: You're going to get.
00:37:00
Speaker 3: I have the purplish blue one you bought me for Christmas one year in the gift exchange thing that we did on the morning show like 20 years ago.
00:37:10
Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Last two.
00:37:14
Speaker 3: Want to buy it back and put it on your radio shelf?
00:37:16
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:37:16
Speaker 4: Oh, the fuck?
00:37:17
Speaker 17: Balls.
00:37:18
Speaker 6: Balls. Balls.
00:37:27
Speaker 13: If you go type into Google, Google AI will say either way is fine.
00:37:42
Speaker 4: So either way is correct.
00:37:43
Speaker 2: So Gandhi is wrong.
00:37:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, we couldn't really make that up. Make that out. I don't know what that means. You'll have to come back next time. I think he's talking about tuna fish. I don't know.
00:37:58
Speaker 1: This is how we're going to end this? Yeah, so that would be the perfect time to.
00:38:19
Speaker 3: Leave a talkback when you're driving a loud-ass motherfucking truck. By the way, Cowboy Trucker is a trucker.
00:38:26
Speaker 4: He is.
00:38:27
Speaker 3: He just doesn't leave voicemails from the truck. I don't know. Anyway.
00:38:31
Speaker 6: Right.
00:38:32
Speaker 3: Because he's posted video from the truck of him driving the truck.
00:38:35
Speaker 5: All right.
00:38:35
Speaker 3: With that said, that's all we got for this week. Thank you for your input. We appreciate you all. And I don't know what else to say here, Brody, but, you know, I would say hit the song.
00:38:47
Speaker 1: Let's do this. We're out? We out. Brooklyn Boys.
00:38:52
Speaker 3: I'm going to go put all my boom boxes on eBay.
00:38:54
Speaker 1: You should. Getting sliced reactions.
00:39:01
Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
00:39:03
Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you.
00:39:06
Speaker 4: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:39:07
Speaker 1: Baby.
00:39:08
Speaker 3: Tell all the friends you could be on.
00:39:10
Speaker 6: It's slicing time.
00:39:13
Speaker 3: Free dessert.