Nov. 4, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #395
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #395 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 1: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 3: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
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Speaker 4: Baby.
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Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on.
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Speaker 5: It's slice time.
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Speaker 3: Three desserts.
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Speaker 1: And welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode 395 and beyond. of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm Scary Jones along with that guy. Who's that? David Brody. Oh, I'm that guy. I don't want to be that guy. No one likes that guy. Like, don't be that guy. Everyone always says, don't be that guy. No one ever says, be that guy. Yeah, they do. Sometimes you're the, well, but you'd want to, you want to be the man. Oh, I definitely want to be the man. So either the man or that guy. So that guy is derogatory. If I was the man, thank you, Taylor Swift. If you were the man, that's a compliment. Oh, If I said I'm the man, then I would be quoting Anthrax. Yes, you would. The band, not the disease. I'm the man.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, great. So this is not the main episode. This is the companion episode, the episode behind the episode, the one where you click on that microphone button when you listen to the iHeartRadio app and you drop us a talkback. It's the feedback for all the other episodes. And of course, we just released number 395, so we'll be hearing a lot from that one and the ones right before it. And how many people have you told about the BrooklynBoysPodcast.com? I told all of America. You did on the air today. I did. I'm wondering, Slices, have you told anybody? Have you told two friends? And have they told two friends? Let's go. Or as they say on the internets, let's go. If you're friends, can be friends. We can all be friends. Isn't Diddy like, Diddy says that at the end. How many of us have them? Wow. Wow. Quoting a song from the mid, a rap song from the mid 80s. Yeah. Who did that song? Friends. I don't know. No, I was talking about P. Diddy when he mumbled something like, why don't we get together with your friends and my friends and we can be friends. At the end of one of his songs, he mumbles that shit as the song is fading out. Houdini, by the way. Houdini. Good call.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's see what's waiting for us on our answering machine. I mean, the talkback thing.
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Speaker 8: Hey, B-Boys, it's Rivka.
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Speaker 6: This is in response to Skiri talking about 80-year-olds fighting and do they ever change or do they ever grow up? My great uncle is 103. He actually just turned 104. He has two girlfriends who don't know about each other in their little assisted living, their independent living, wherever the fuck he is. And I'm like, oh, my God, two girlfriends like you men never change.
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Speaker 1: That's hysterical. Well, most men at 104, even 90 can't remember much. How does he remember two girlfriends and what to say and what not to say in front of them? Well, they don't know about each other, so I don't know. And at that age, you can always blame it on memory loss. Oh, I didn't mean to say that. Yeah, I didn't remember you weren't her. I want to be him when I grow up. And how old was the girlfriend? We don't know. Girlfriends, how old are they?
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Speaker 6: And he had two girlfriends, right? One of them died, and then he got another girlfriend. Because apparently at these old age homes, it's But there's a lot of women and just a few men.
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Speaker 8: So they'd be getting down over there, let me tell you.
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Speaker 1: You know, you get to a certain age, women, and you have no teeth. You're very popular for the 104-year-old guy. I mean, is he really like active at 104? Can you still be active? I mean, you can with the help of drugs. Of course. Can you? I don't know if all people are supposed to take blood thinners unless they're supposed to take blood thinners. I don't know. Apparently the Viagra works at any age. At some age, you're not supposed to. He falls and you cut yourself with blood thinners. You're dead.
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Speaker 9: Oh, he's got a shout out. He had a good point about how many times you say to leave talkbacks. I counted two in 395. So less than five, I think. One of them was about the Uber rating. I used to take Uber a lot, not much anymore, but I always tip more than Mac suggested, try to be polite and courteous, and I have a worse rating than Brody.
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Speaker 3: How do I have a 4.63?
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 9: Someone said maybe I slam the door when I leave. I don't mean to, but I want to make sure it closes.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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Speaker 1: I think one of the major offenses is making them wait for you. If that car pulls up and you're not outside, they're taking points off of you every time. So just be mindful of that. And I had to stop doing that because I would hit the Uber button when I'm here in my apartment. And by the time I got down to the street level to where the Uber car was, a lot of times the car was sitting there. And yeah, I don't do it like that anymore because a lot of times they just, the car's like pulling up. Surprise, your car's here.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: Also that time you got into the wrong car and it was some woman with a car seat. Yeah, she gave me a zero. Liam here.
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Speaker 3: Scary.
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Speaker 4: Your Halloween ads on Friday was the funniest. I was laughing so fucking hard on those. Not on this podcast, I didn't hear it. About time for something funny of an ad. That was fucking fantastic. I just had to bring it.
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Speaker 1: Don't say no. Just go listen to the ads. He anticipated you were going to crush him. Yeah, I did.
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Speaker 8: If someone who works with senior citizens all the time.
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Speaker 10: And has been in old age homes, they revert back to when they were kids and teenagers, and they also don't have a lot going on. So yes, they're all feuding. Yes, they're beating each other up because they have nothing else to do or think about.
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Speaker 1: All right. That was from anonymous. Something for all of us to look forward to then. Perfect. That's it. I love how we're getting chronicles from inside the senior citizen's home. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what really goes on. Hello.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Scary Brody. Never Brody.
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Speaker 1: Never Brody and Scary.
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Speaker 3: Scary.
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Speaker 11: He's in the box over there. Episode 395. Fist fights.
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Speaker 3: As an adult. I haven't been in a fist fight. Favorite and scary.
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Speaker 1: What the hell? What happened? He got cut off, I guess. Or he continued. Someone got in between him. All right, we'll continue with Steve after we hear this from this guy.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Bird and Skiri, Jim from Quince here.
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Speaker 12: I hope Big Dick Bob, Pickle Steve.
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Speaker 3: And Long Hair Larry enjoy these talkbacks. And if not, you're still a bougie fuck, Skiri.
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Speaker 1: I take that as a compliment. I wear that with pride.
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Speaker 3: Skiri and Bodhi, you've never bodhi Skiri Steve from the bottom.
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Speaker 1: There he is.
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Speaker 11: Once again, sorry if you got my last two talkbacks. I'm looking at a huge amount of function here. I don't know what the frig I'm doing. But I hopefully got my last two about fights. I've never been in a physical fight since high school. However, I've been in some verbal altercations. When someone does me dirty, I'll get my mouth flapping and my mouth yelling over there. And then my family always gets mad. They might shoot you. If they do, they do.
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Speaker 3: Rockin' Steve over there.
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Speaker 11: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 13: Perfect.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you, Steve. Over there. Hey, guys. Vinny from Brooklyn. Vinny over here.
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Speaker 4: Vinny.
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Speaker 1: Scary.
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Speaker 5: I agree with you about the Gen Z and Alpha thinking that they invented everything or that they discovered everything. And Brody, I agree with you. I have actually given, especially my oldest daughter, she's going to be 17. She wears some of my old stuff and she considers it vintage, but she also shops on like These websites, like, depop and gets, like, baby fat genes and stuff like that. It's pretty funny, actually.
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Speaker 3: But they all.
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Speaker 5: They discover things and think that they.
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Speaker 5: And to that point.
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Speaker 5: My daughter loves to thrift, too. Her and her friends, they go thrift shopping all the time with one of my friend's moms.
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Speaker 4: So, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I mean, pretty cool, but... I like that they have an appreciation for the things of old. All my kids, they like 80s and 90s music and stuff like that, too. My oldest daughter loves classic cars. She wants a 67 Impala.
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Speaker 4: Nice.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. She wants a muscle car. Look at her. Not necessarily. Depends on the engine. My parents had a 65 Impala, and my uncle had a 66 Impala, so pretty close to the 67. Nice. I'm glad.
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Speaker 5: You didn't say what side, what political stance either one was on, but that is fucking hysterical. And good for him that he put the air tags in there. I don't care what side he falls on. That is fucking hysterical. The other woman's a fucking retard. Like, who does shit like that? Bunch of fucking soul losers.
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Speaker 1: Okay, now context, please. Okay, as a reminder, so it's a local business owner who didn't like two of the people running for a position in the town because they had made his life very difficult with with permits and different things. So it's not like a political Republican Democrat thing. It's a local town thing. And he made up signs that said, don't vote for a and don't vote for B and B was caught stealing the signs that said, don't vote for B because he put air tags in them and they tracked them to her house. There it is. And she was on all the news stations and they went up to her by the car. He goes, can we see what's in your trunk? The police have her on the body cams and everything. So by the way, the election was yesterday. She did not win. And neither did A. A and B did not win.
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Speaker 15: It's Maddie from Brooklyn in the Bronx. Let me tell you that there are some old people who would absolutely throw down. My dad is 67 years old. He is retired. He was a businessman, but he also knows how to throw down. And if he had to, He can and absolutely would. And not only would he throw hands, he would win. I don't think I would care if I was that age. I wouldn't think about the fact that I'm breaking a hip. I'm thinking about breaking your face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that. By the way, 67, not that old. We're talking more like 80-year-olds fighting each other, 90-year-olds. 67 is still, you know. Yeah, well, they're from the Brooklyn and the Bronx. What do you expect? I mean, you know. There you go. Nothing less. I would imagine at 67, he will still be fighting at 80. Pretty much. 100%. 200%. Can you do that?
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Speaker 13: Skylar from New Jersey. I was just in the grocery store, and I'm wearing the red Brooklyn Boys podcast t-shirt.
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Speaker 8: With the pizza on it.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 3: Nice. Okay. Anyway.
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Speaker 13: And the butcher asked if I ran a podcast.
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Speaker 8: I said no.
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Speaker 13: And he said, oh, well, because I'm from New York and I read the shirt. I said, oh, well, you have to check out the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 16: It's hilarious.
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Speaker 13: He said he promised he'd listen.
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Speaker 1: Tell him the website. Oh, my God. Yeah, give him the website. So, yeah. So, ultimately.
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Speaker 13: You have another listener soon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Skylar. And thank you, Skylar, for a moment.
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Speaker 8: My skunk!
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Speaker 13: You ordered my skunk!
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Speaker 1: No, you killed my skunk. I am so sorry about that. No, you ordered my skunk as well.
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Speaker 13: She was not allowed to leave any more talkbacks. And when she's upset, she recites lines from prior Brody phone calls.
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Speaker 1: Oh, very good. Did we air that, Scary? Yeah, we did. Not recently, though. Oh, one of my all-time favorites, which, by the way, got deleted from the system. It's on YouTube now.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 1: Skyler, thank you for that. And look, advertising works. That's all that one was. No, let's not do that. Wait, song game.
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Speaker 9: So Song Game, Gary called that out, Baby When You're Grinding, right? My whole life, I thought that song said, Baby When You're Crying, not grinding. Now, I met my wife over 10 years ago. We never heard that song together. We never talked about it. We were playing a 90s mix in the car, and the song goes on. I hear her say, Baby When You're Crying. I said, it's grinding.
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah. By the way, that song is filthy. It's about having... It's literally about having a fucking boner and, you know, step back, you're moving kind of close because he's dancing too close and they're dancing with each other and he's getting sexually aroused in the pants. I get it. No, but the lyrics are funnier now than they were when the song was on in the 90s and we didn't even think too much about. That's too close by Next. One of my favorite... Songs of the 90s. Did you grow up with them? That one I did. You could say I was in my early 20s. It was not.
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Speaker 13: Skylar from New Jersey.
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Speaker 1: What up?
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Speaker 13: I love that scary-ass Brody. Isn't this stuff you used to wear.
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Speaker 3: In the 90s?
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Speaker 8: And Brody said, well, I didn't wear women's.
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Speaker 3: Clothing in the 90s.
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Speaker 8: It's so funny.
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Speaker 2: You ordered my stunk!
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That is one of my favorite phone taps of all time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You killed my skunk. You killed my skunk. Peppy. His name was Peppy. Elvis.
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Speaker 8: Hey, scary. This is Renee from Lancaster.
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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up?
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Speaker 6: Scary.
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Speaker 8: I don't think it's just the kids. Now it always happens.
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Speaker 17: In fact, that, uh, it seems in terms of the clothing and that store, uh, I always call it the 20-something. It always happens. The young kids think they know the newest and greatest. Our parents thought the thing. And a lot of it is the same thing from before.
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Just a little, maybe a little bit different or exactly.
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Speaker 1: Exactly. Thank you, Renee. Appreciate that. All right. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 3: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
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Speaker 15: We will be right back.
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Speaker 1: That was painless. That little commercial break, right? By the way, I liked the way you said, we'll be right back, and then the jingle said, we will be right back. Yeah, that's redundant. It's redundant, but also working together, synergy, in agreement. Yeah. Okay, what do we got here?
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Speaker 3: Washington here.
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Speaker 1: Who? Fred Armisen? This special message is for Reggie, and Reggie only.
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Speaker 8: Actually, no, fuck that.
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Speaker 3: Reggie and Skyler, can.
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Speaker 1: You please stop taking.
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Speaker 3: Slice Time Show as a hostage with... So many talkbacks. Ten is too much. I'll give you a hint. Six is too much as well.
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Speaker 1: Try four, please.
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Speaker 3: Please.
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Speaker 1: I beg you. I beg you, Reggie. Reggie's biggest fans. Coming right up. And Skylar. Reggie and Skyler's biggest fan. Listen, that was a glitch in the Matrix, and we took care of it. It's all good. She's good. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again. Not that we want to hear from you again. Not that we don't. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again on this episode. That's what I meant. All right. Okay. All right.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. John from CT.
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Speaker 1: John.
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Speaker 16: Brody, you did Vinny dirty on the last slice time. Since when do we have a statute of limitations on topics? You tell him that the issue he was addressing is a month old, yet you harken back years to your UPS rant. If I have to, I'll donate all four of my talkbacks to Team Vinny. You strawmanned his argument so badly they're going to use it at Burning Man.
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Speaker 3: If someone who was.
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Speaker 16: Deaf said the Brooklyn Boys was ableist because you don't have the show in Braille, I really don't think you would be an advocate for transcribing the show for them.
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Speaker 1: That is the.
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Speaker 3: That is the point he was making.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 16: As for the peanut butter in schools, hell yes, kids should be able to eat peanut butter in schools. What is this crap that the majority must conform to the minority? If they have an allergy, it is incumbent on the school to find a space that those kids.
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Speaker 3: Can eat safely.
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Speaker 16: If weed or dairy allergies gets more prevalent in the next couple of years, are we going to have to make lunch your favorite food group of all green vegetables?
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to, I'm not giving you my opinion. I'm just answering it from a scientific standpoint. Peanut allergies can be airborne. Milk cannot be. So children can die from peanut... Whatever peanuts give off, they can die. So I think the life and the safety of... 10 kids. The rest of them can go without peanut butter. I feel like that's a legitimate request. I also feel dairy, but I feel no one in the room dies from dairy. If you're drinking milk, his statement right there, that was, I feel like he prepared that on AI and is reading it to us. That was a great rant, a prepared speech. I liked it. I, In reference to my large box, that was a flashback episode that we reposted. So it was new again. And you can reference things. It's just, I don't know exactly what you're referencing. He was talking about the Sidney Sweeney thing that Vinny kept harping on. Yeah. So I'm not limiting Vinny. I wasn't trying to limit Vinny. Limit Vinny into what he could say. It's just when you're harping on the same thing for four weeks, like we already covered it. We established it for the listener. We need to move on. If anyone wants to DM me and continue the conversation, it just seems like we're, we're relitigating something that's already been like litigated and we're still talking about it. It's not as entertaining for the audience. Not because I don't want to hear it. You feel free to DM me. Uh, that being said, DM Brody, everybody, everybody jump into Brody's DMs as we, And don't send me nine videos. I can't keep up.
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Speaker 16: Just so you know, I wasn't genuinely pissed off in those last few talkbacks.
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Speaker 1: I know you weren't.
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Speaker 16: To reference a talkback I left a while ago. I hope it hasn't exceeded your time frame, Brody. People think I'm mad when I am actually passionate in a topic I am speaking about. But back when the lady from Long Island first left that talkback, I debated saying something. Then Vinny pretty much summed it up for me on his talkback. But anyway, however, I do have a question for you guys. Leave it in my next talk back. My final one.
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Speaker 1: That's right. He knows how to count.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever held a friend or.
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Speaker 16: Someone when you get a job at your company or with an employer you previously had and they do something that makes you go, are you serious? For example, I helped the guy I worked with years ago get a job where I work now. And overall, he does well. But he is six months in, and there is yet to be a week that he is not late by 15 to 45.
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Speaker 3: Minutes, sometimes even more.
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Speaker 1: That's terrible.
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Speaker 3: Just wondering if.
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Speaker 8: You guys have ever dealt with this.
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Speaker 3: Take care, Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 6: Love you guys.
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Speaker 3: Slice for life.
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Speaker 1: I personally have not. He helps no one. No, that's not true. I got three people jobs at Z100, including the bald freak, Ronnie.
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And everyone has always been, has made me proud. But even just know that you could make the recommendation, but then it's up to them to stand on their own two feet. And if they fuck up, that's not a reflection on you. That's my opinion. Most of the people I've gotten jobs for, like 99% of them have done very well. I would say a couple of my interns went off the rails where I was like, oh, sorry about that. But again, that's like three out of 800 that I hired or something. So it's not often. That's like when Diamond puts up a call on the big show and she calls screens for us and then she, the call sucks or it's like really, it falls flat. Are you blaming me because I helped hire her? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying that she'll catch some of the blame because it's like, Who put her through? Who let her through to the studio, you know?
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Speaker 14: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: I thought you were blaming me for Diamond. I love Diamond. She's great. She's the best. Brooklyn, boys!
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Speaker 14: It's DP from NC with the motherfucking background noise. And for this talkback and this talkback only, I am.
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Speaker 1: Allegedly not from North Carolina, alright?
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Speaker 3: Unless you get that out there.
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Speaker 14: So anyway, guys, I won the motherfucking poker game with me and my homies the other night.
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Speaker 3: We bought a poker table.
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Speaker 14: We've been playing poker together for a couple.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, we've been playing poker for a while. But we finally actually got a real poker table. Set that bitch up in the living room the other night.
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Speaker 14: And I won the first night on the motherfucking.
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Speaker 1: No!
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Speaker 14: And I know this isn't exactly kind of what Vinny was saying, but.
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Speaker 1: Vinny kind of made me think about it.
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Speaker 14: And like talking about, you know, motherfuckers are weak and shit. You know, I think a big part of it is because kids don't go outside and eat.
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Speaker 1: Dirt no more, dog.
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Speaker 14: Like when I was a kid, it may just because I grew up in the fucking sticks with nothing to do. My parents used to tell me, go play in the woods.
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Speaker 3: Just send you off into the woods to have fun.
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Speaker 1: And I mean, hey, I don't get sick.
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Speaker 3: I don't get sick at all.
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Speaker 14: Right.
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Speaker 1: You know what? He's immune because he ate dirt. I don't think if slices, if you have, you have kids under the age of 30, I would not recommend telling him to go play in the woods. I will say it's a different world we live in. That's true. I will say though, to DP's point, I, I was feel like I may be, you know, knock on wood, knock on for Micah over here, whatever this material is on this desk. I will say that I don't get sick very often. And I think it's because I was exposed to a lot of germs and bullshit growing up. So, you know, maybe that's what we need to do again. Reintroduce the bacteria and the germs and the funguses to the kids at an early age. Let them roll around and wallow in it. Yeah, I'm going to say no because science learned not to do that. Oh, I used to drive a car without seatbelts. Yeah, but now we do. So let's move on. It's a different kind of analogy. I'm just saying. I believe in the eat dirt, get dirty kind of thing. Oh, that's different than having measles parties.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: I'm talking about specifically just kind of When you're a kid, you just do kid things and not, you don't have to like have the, you know, the wet wipes every two seconds, you know? And I will say that as an, as an adult, I have never once scraped up my leg, um, playing video games, baseball video games. Right. I do miss, I do miss the leg injuries of my youth and sliding on concrete.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: I do. Hey, what's up, boys?
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Speaker 3: This is David Cito from Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Hey.
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Speaker 3: Talk. On the topic of the license plate, I.
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Speaker 5: Know I'm probably late on this, but OMW2YMH, on my way to your mom's house?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.
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Speaker 3: Peace out, boys.
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Speaker 1: He was the first one to respond to that, so you're not late on it at all. And yes, that's exactly what we were thinking. Yeah, as long as he did it before we announced it later in the same episode, which he sounds like he's doing.
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Speaker 2: Hey, you broke up with me. Ah, and your soul is burning.
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Speaker 4: It's scary.
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Speaker 2: Scary Jones, you are all up and about.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. All people in the 80s and 90s fighting.
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Speaker 2: They're just people who used to fight who got older. Scary Jones, you're bougie and you're getting more bougie as you get older. You think you're going to be less bougie at 85?
00:24:14
Speaker 1: No, you're going to be.
00:24:16
Speaker 2: Equally or even more bougie as.
00:24:18
Speaker 1: You get older. OK, that's a fair point.
00:24:21
Speaker 2: In the same tense.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: David Brody. Tense? Yeah.
00:24:26
Speaker 18: As you get older, let's just say you're 85, 90, 95. Are you going to say, oh, hey, give me pork lo mein, all scallions. Oh, I want chicken parm with all the parsley.
00:24:38
Speaker 2: Make it equal.
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Speaker 1: Parts parsley, equal parts parm.
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Speaker 18: Are you going to say dill?
00:24:45
Speaker 1: I love dill. Put dill everywhere. No, you're not. You'll know I have dementia at that point.
00:24:52
Speaker 2: One word.
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hey, I love that you know me that well. Here's what I'll say, though. Not liking scallions, right? I can still not like scallions at 80. But when you get older, you shouldn't be fighting because you could die. That's the issue. Not that you don't mentally want to fight at 80. It's just you could fall down and die. Or break a hip, get an infection, and what? Die.
00:25:18
Speaker 3: Die.
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Speaker 1: So that's the difference. If a doctor came to me and said, Mr. Brody, you're going to die if you don't eat scallions. Well, fair enough. I'd be dead. But I would think about eating the scallions to save my life. All right.
00:25:31
Speaker 18: Hey, broken pussy before this. And it's always Brody and Scary. I think it's time to get top dog law.
00:25:36
Speaker 1: Top dog law.
00:25:38
Speaker 3: Go get them.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: Brody, you should call them.
00:25:40
Speaker 18: Maybe they won't be the attorney for you, but maybe they can recommend an attorney that deals with this type of, Things like factory mishaps. You did bit into it. It did cause some damage. You could say you had gum damage. You could say it hurt for a while.
00:25:57
Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: But top dog low. Not a sponsor of this podcast. Maybe sponsor him though. They should sponsor the podcast. They sponsor pretty much every radio station I know. On the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys, I'm going to talk about a product that they need to sponsor because I'm loving their product. Okay. Loving it.
00:26:15
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, what's up with this?
00:26:17
Speaker 18: And it's always Brody and Scary. Scary Jones, David Brody, political science don't sway people here and there.
00:26:24
Speaker 2: But if they're funny, maybe you get a chuckle out of it.
00:26:28
Speaker 1: Like saying, Curtis Lewa, don't vote for him.
00:26:32
Speaker 18: It's the hunts of ketchup.
00:26:37
Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you. I guess if something was funny, if I saw a funny lawn sign for a politician, I would laugh, but I still wouldn't vote for them specifically. It won't change your mind just because you got a chuckle out of it. No, it's about the policies and the Benjamins. It's all about the Benjamins. Speaking of the Benjamins, we need to make some right here.
00:26:59
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel great? All that money going in your pocket from that commercial break, Brody? Oh, yeah, yeah. All the money, yeah. You're so exciting. I'm excited.
00:27:15
Speaker 12: Never broding scary. Rockin' Steve, over there. Fuck you, broding your fucking jingles. Slices, don't leave multiple talkbacks unless you're Stunard.
00:27:29
Speaker 3: Rockin' Steve, over there. Ciao for now.
00:27:33
Speaker 1: Very funny. Although, Rockin' Steve is an Italian, I don't think, and he wouldn't say Stunard. But otherwise, nailed it. That was the perfect impression. Huh?
00:27:42
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:27:42
Speaker 1: Were we listening to the same talk back?
00:27:44
Speaker 8: Brooklyn, boys.
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Speaker 14: This is DP from NC with the motherfucking background noise. Anyway, I'm calling in and talking about the old people fighting.
00:27:52
Speaker 1: And it's not that strange for me, unfortunately.
00:27:58
Speaker 14: My grandfather, who is an absolute fucking gangster, is like almost 80.
00:28:03
Speaker 3: A little back story.
00:28:05
Speaker 14: He has been to the penitentiary a numerous amount of times and has escaped the pen three different times.
00:28:12
Speaker 12: Whoa!
00:28:14
Speaker 5: But yeah, granddad's like almost 80 and still fucking people up to the day.
00:28:20
Speaker 14: I remember this one time, two of my older cousins, they were probably in like their 30s.
00:28:25
Speaker 3: Mid 30s, late 30s, maybe.
00:28:27
Speaker 14: Granddaddy was like.
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Speaker 3: I don't know, 75, you know, somewhere. I mean, 65, sorry, somewhere in there.
00:28:34
Speaker 14: And my two cousins got to arguing and one of the cousins had a homeboy with him.
00:28:39
Speaker 1: Well, the one.
00:28:39
Speaker 14: Cousin in the homeboy jumped up and my cousin hit my other cousin. My granddaddy tore that old boy ass up. You know, I was pretty young when all this happened.
00:28:50
Speaker 1: So I just stepped out of the way and let it happen, you know?
00:28:53
Speaker 14: So my two cousins, they just fighting, and one of them's getting their ass kicked. The one that thought he was tough with his homeboy there is getting his ass whooped.
00:29:03
Speaker 1: My granddaddy got homeboy over here.
00:29:05
Speaker 14: Beating the dog piss out of him. I don't know how, but eventually somehow they knocked the plug for the stove out of the wall, and when my aunt got home, the stove wasn't working.
00:29:15
Speaker 1: No more, and we had to figure out.
00:29:17
Speaker 3: i know this is my fourth talk back don't cut.
00:29:21
Speaker 14: Me off yet but when i say my granddaddy was whooping this boy's ass i mean he put him through a china cabinet they knocked the cabinets off the wall in the kitchen and somehow fixed all the shit before my aunt got home and then my aunt got home went to start cooking dinner and the stove wouldn't work and my granddaddy told him that he pulled it out and slept behind it and forgot to plug it back up.
00:29:42
Speaker 1: She died without knowing this fight ever happened. That is wild. And they cleaned up the mess, too. How is that possible? Did you have broken dishes everywhere? Was there stuff missing? No, man. Has this ever gone on in your family?
00:29:55
Speaker 14: Never.
00:29:56
Speaker 4: Never?
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Speaker 1: My family aren't fighters. No, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Okay, Paul McCartney. No, we don't go to fisticuffs. My family, we've never seen anything come to blows like that. That's just a foreign thing to me. Yeah, the same. All right, we've about four or five left here.
00:30:20
Speaker 3: Brody and Skiri, Scarlet.
00:30:23
Speaker 1: Scarlet?
00:30:24
Speaker 3: Here. However, we're having a good day. I'll leave more, but Reggie's bothering me. Okay. Reggie's here.
00:30:33
Speaker 1: Who is?
00:30:35
Speaker 12: This should be my 14th talkback by now, so hit the song, Brody, like.
00:30:40
Speaker 3: You want to hit my G-spot. I'm scary. Have a moist, cunty day.
00:30:48
Speaker 1: That is something that Reggie would say.
00:30:49
Speaker 3: Thank you.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: By the way, I think Reggie left the 23 talkbacks like two weeks ago. You know what? The scar remains. The scar remains, yeah. What do we got? Hello. This one is okay. We have an empty file. Thank you. Oh, that's poison. The scar remains? Yeah, every rose has its thorn. It's part of the... These are glitching out. Here's this one. What is this?
00:31:18
Speaker 7: Brooklyn Boys, Lisa from Delaware, commenting on episode 395 about the guy that put the air tags in the signs that were disappearing.
00:31:28
Speaker 8: That is genius.
00:31:30
Speaker 7: I love the idea. If she's going to have the audacity to steal the signs, then she should get caught and suffer the consequences.
00:31:41
Speaker 1: I love it. Have a good one.
00:31:43
Speaker 14: Yep.
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I love it too. And as a result, she lost the election. But both of them did. They both did. They both did. So stealing the signs didn't help. Candidate C won. What up, B-Boys?
00:31:53
Speaker 3: It's Farnon in Atlanta.
00:31:55
Speaker 19: Just listening to Scary talk about Harry Melville or whatever that story is.
00:31:59
Speaker 1: Randy Melville.
00:32:00
Speaker 19: I've been there before with my daughter when we visit that city for soccer. I was curious if you went into the sports store next door, maybe a couple doors down.
00:32:13
Speaker 3: Got a lot of kind of throwback kind of stuff. Brody, you'd appreciate it. I bought myself a trophy dad shirt there.
00:32:20
Speaker 1: Keep it up, boys.
00:32:21
Speaker 3: Love y'all.
00:32:22
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:32:23
Speaker 14: Okay.
00:32:24
Speaker 1: But he's talking about the Brandy Melville store in Atlanta. I went to the one in Charleston. South Carolina. Yeah. So I don't know if that store that he speaks of that you'd like is next door to that. But next time we're in Atlanta, maybe we'll go. All right. It's the last one. This is the last dance. So let's dance this last dance tonight. Okay, Donna.
00:32:52
Speaker 2: Hey, boys.
00:32:53
Speaker 3: Fern again. Scary.
00:32:55
Speaker 19: Did you happen to go to the restaurant Magnolia while you were in Charleston?
00:33:00
Speaker 3: It was someplace I looked up.
00:33:02
Speaker 19: Came up as a pretty high-rated restaurant there, kind of southern cuisine.
00:33:07
Speaker 1: We had brunch there.
00:33:08
Speaker 19: I'm curious to know where you went and ate there. As I said before, I do frequent there for my daughter's soccer.
00:33:13
Speaker 3: Oh. So just looking to see where you went and enjoyed some good food. Talk to y'all later.
00:33:20
Speaker 1: Oh, he was talking about the Brandy Melville store in Charleston because of his daughter's soccer travels. Okay. That makes sense. You said you were from Atlanta.
00:33:29
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:33:29
Speaker 1: That being said, yes, I went to Magnolia. Magnolia was phenomenal. We had a great brunch. Brody, you would have loved it. Chicken and biscuits and gravy. They had the chicken and waffles too. They had all kinds of, they had, do you like pimento cheese, Brody? Pimento? Fried green tomatoes. Fried green tomatoes was phenomenal. I didn't see the movie. All that low country stuff. So good. Yes. And I will go back next time I'm there. Highly. 10 out of 10 would recommend. Very nice. That's it. That's all we got for this week. And I appreciate it. And it was more than enough.
00:34:03
Speaker 14: Okay.
00:34:03
Speaker 1: I've had my fill. It was just the right amount. Very nice. Brody's getting antsy in his chair as well. No, I'm just thinking about doing a Brooklyn Boys episode this week. Yeah, we got to go do it sooner than later because it's already Wednesday night. So what the hell are we thinking? But you're not on vacation next week. Not on vacation next week. Or the weekend after that. Don't segue into when you are. Nobody needs to know right now. Nobody needs to know. We're going to keep it a mystery. Brooklyn Boys. Thank you for your talkbacks. Thank you. It's Christmas. Getting sliced reactions.
00:34:39
Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
00:34:40
Speaker 14: This podcast all depends on you.
00:34:44
Speaker 1: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:34:45
Speaker 4: Baby.
00:34:46
Speaker 1: Tell all the things you could be on.
00:34:48
Speaker 11: It's sliced time.
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Speaker 18: Free dessert.
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 1: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 3: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
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Speaker 4: Baby.
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Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on.
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Speaker 5: It's slice time.
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Speaker 3: Three desserts.
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Speaker 1: And welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode 395 and beyond. of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm Scary Jones along with that guy. Who's that? David Brody. Oh, I'm that guy. I don't want to be that guy. No one likes that guy. Like, don't be that guy. Everyone always says, don't be that guy. No one ever says, be that guy. Yeah, they do. Sometimes you're the, well, but you'd want to, you want to be the man. Oh, I definitely want to be the man. So either the man or that guy. So that guy is derogatory. If I was the man, thank you, Taylor Swift. If you were the man, that's a compliment. Oh, If I said I'm the man, then I would be quoting Anthrax. Yes, you would. The band, not the disease. I'm the man.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, great. So this is not the main episode. This is the companion episode, the episode behind the episode, the one where you click on that microphone button when you listen to the iHeartRadio app and you drop us a talkback. It's the feedback for all the other episodes. And of course, we just released number 395, so we'll be hearing a lot from that one and the ones right before it. And how many people have you told about the BrooklynBoysPodcast.com? I told all of America. You did on the air today. I did. I'm wondering, Slices, have you told anybody? Have you told two friends? And have they told two friends? Let's go. Or as they say on the internets, let's go. If you're friends, can be friends. We can all be friends. Isn't Diddy like, Diddy says that at the end. How many of us have them? Wow. Wow. Quoting a song from the mid, a rap song from the mid 80s. Yeah. Who did that song? Friends. I don't know. No, I was talking about P. Diddy when he mumbled something like, why don't we get together with your friends and my friends and we can be friends. At the end of one of his songs, he mumbles that shit as the song is fading out. Houdini, by the way. Houdini. Good call.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's see what's waiting for us on our answering machine. I mean, the talkback thing.
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Speaker 8: Hey, B-Boys, it's Rivka.
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Speaker 6: This is in response to Skiri talking about 80-year-olds fighting and do they ever change or do they ever grow up? My great uncle is 103. He actually just turned 104. He has two girlfriends who don't know about each other in their little assisted living, their independent living, wherever the fuck he is. And I'm like, oh, my God, two girlfriends like you men never change.
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Speaker 1: That's hysterical. Well, most men at 104, even 90 can't remember much. How does he remember two girlfriends and what to say and what not to say in front of them? Well, they don't know about each other, so I don't know. And at that age, you can always blame it on memory loss. Oh, I didn't mean to say that. Yeah, I didn't remember you weren't her. I want to be him when I grow up. And how old was the girlfriend? We don't know. Girlfriends, how old are they?
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Speaker 6: And he had two girlfriends, right? One of them died, and then he got another girlfriend. Because apparently at these old age homes, it's But there's a lot of women and just a few men.
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Speaker 8: So they'd be getting down over there, let me tell you.
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Speaker 1: You know, you get to a certain age, women, and you have no teeth. You're very popular for the 104-year-old guy. I mean, is he really like active at 104? Can you still be active? I mean, you can with the help of drugs. Of course. Can you? I don't know if all people are supposed to take blood thinners unless they're supposed to take blood thinners. I don't know. Apparently the Viagra works at any age. At some age, you're not supposed to. He falls and you cut yourself with blood thinners. You're dead.
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Speaker 9: Oh, he's got a shout out. He had a good point about how many times you say to leave talkbacks. I counted two in 395. So less than five, I think. One of them was about the Uber rating. I used to take Uber a lot, not much anymore, but I always tip more than Mac suggested, try to be polite and courteous, and I have a worse rating than Brody.
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Speaker 3: How do I have a 4.63?
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 9: Someone said maybe I slam the door when I leave. I don't mean to, but I want to make sure it closes.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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Speaker 1: I think one of the major offenses is making them wait for you. If that car pulls up and you're not outside, they're taking points off of you every time. So just be mindful of that. And I had to stop doing that because I would hit the Uber button when I'm here in my apartment. And by the time I got down to the street level to where the Uber car was, a lot of times the car was sitting there. And yeah, I don't do it like that anymore because a lot of times they just, the car's like pulling up. Surprise, your car's here.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: Also that time you got into the wrong car and it was some woman with a car seat. Yeah, she gave me a zero. Liam here.
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Speaker 3: Scary.
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Speaker 4: Your Halloween ads on Friday was the funniest. I was laughing so fucking hard on those. Not on this podcast, I didn't hear it. About time for something funny of an ad. That was fucking fantastic. I just had to bring it.
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Speaker 1: Don't say no. Just go listen to the ads. He anticipated you were going to crush him. Yeah, I did.
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Speaker 8: If someone who works with senior citizens all the time.
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Speaker 10: And has been in old age homes, they revert back to when they were kids and teenagers, and they also don't have a lot going on. So yes, they're all feuding. Yes, they're beating each other up because they have nothing else to do or think about.
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Speaker 1: All right. That was from anonymous. Something for all of us to look forward to then. Perfect. That's it. I love how we're getting chronicles from inside the senior citizen's home. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what really goes on. Hello.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Scary Brody. Never Brody.
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Speaker 1: Never Brody and Scary.
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Speaker 3: Scary.
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Speaker 11: He's in the box over there. Episode 395. Fist fights.
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Speaker 3: As an adult. I haven't been in a fist fight. Favorite and scary.
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Speaker 1: What the hell? What happened? He got cut off, I guess. Or he continued. Someone got in between him. All right, we'll continue with Steve after we hear this from this guy.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Bird and Skiri, Jim from Quince here.
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Speaker 12: I hope Big Dick Bob, Pickle Steve.
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Speaker 3: And Long Hair Larry enjoy these talkbacks. And if not, you're still a bougie fuck, Skiri.
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Speaker 1: I take that as a compliment. I wear that with pride.
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Speaker 3: Skiri and Bodhi, you've never bodhi Skiri Steve from the bottom.
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Speaker 1: There he is.
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Speaker 11: Once again, sorry if you got my last two talkbacks. I'm looking at a huge amount of function here. I don't know what the frig I'm doing. But I hopefully got my last two about fights. I've never been in a physical fight since high school. However, I've been in some verbal altercations. When someone does me dirty, I'll get my mouth flapping and my mouth yelling over there. And then my family always gets mad. They might shoot you. If they do, they do.
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Speaker 3: Rockin' Steve over there.
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Speaker 11: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 13: Perfect.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you, Steve. Over there. Hey, guys. Vinny from Brooklyn. Vinny over here.
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Speaker 4: Vinny.
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Speaker 1: Scary.
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Speaker 5: I agree with you about the Gen Z and Alpha thinking that they invented everything or that they discovered everything. And Brody, I agree with you. I have actually given, especially my oldest daughter, she's going to be 17. She wears some of my old stuff and she considers it vintage, but she also shops on like These websites, like, depop and gets, like, baby fat genes and stuff like that. It's pretty funny, actually.
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Speaker 3: But they all.
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Speaker 5: They discover things and think that they.
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Speaker 5: And to that point.
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Speaker 5: My daughter loves to thrift, too. Her and her friends, they go thrift shopping all the time with one of my friend's moms.
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Speaker 4: So, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I mean, pretty cool, but... I like that they have an appreciation for the things of old. All my kids, they like 80s and 90s music and stuff like that, too. My oldest daughter loves classic cars. She wants a 67 Impala.
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Speaker 4: Nice.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. She wants a muscle car. Look at her. Not necessarily. Depends on the engine. My parents had a 65 Impala, and my uncle had a 66 Impala, so pretty close to the 67. Nice. I'm glad.
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Speaker 5: You didn't say what side, what political stance either one was on, but that is fucking hysterical. And good for him that he put the air tags in there. I don't care what side he falls on. That is fucking hysterical. The other woman's a fucking retard. Like, who does shit like that? Bunch of fucking soul losers.
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Speaker 1: Okay, now context, please. Okay, as a reminder, so it's a local business owner who didn't like two of the people running for a position in the town because they had made his life very difficult with with permits and different things. So it's not like a political Republican Democrat thing. It's a local town thing. And he made up signs that said, don't vote for a and don't vote for B and B was caught stealing the signs that said, don't vote for B because he put air tags in them and they tracked them to her house. There it is. And she was on all the news stations and they went up to her by the car. He goes, can we see what's in your trunk? The police have her on the body cams and everything. So by the way, the election was yesterday. She did not win. And neither did A. A and B did not win.
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Speaker 15: It's Maddie from Brooklyn in the Bronx. Let me tell you that there are some old people who would absolutely throw down. My dad is 67 years old. He is retired. He was a businessman, but he also knows how to throw down. And if he had to, He can and absolutely would. And not only would he throw hands, he would win. I don't think I would care if I was that age. I wouldn't think about the fact that I'm breaking a hip. I'm thinking about breaking your face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that. By the way, 67, not that old. We're talking more like 80-year-olds fighting each other, 90-year-olds. 67 is still, you know. Yeah, well, they're from the Brooklyn and the Bronx. What do you expect? I mean, you know. There you go. Nothing less. I would imagine at 67, he will still be fighting at 80. Pretty much. 100%. 200%. Can you do that?
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Speaker 13: Skylar from New Jersey. I was just in the grocery store, and I'm wearing the red Brooklyn Boys podcast t-shirt.
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Speaker 8: With the pizza on it.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 3: Nice. Okay. Anyway.
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Speaker 13: And the butcher asked if I ran a podcast.
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Speaker 8: I said no.
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Speaker 13: And he said, oh, well, because I'm from New York and I read the shirt. I said, oh, well, you have to check out the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 16: It's hilarious.
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Speaker 13: He said he promised he'd listen.
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Speaker 1: Tell him the website. Oh, my God. Yeah, give him the website. So, yeah. So, ultimately.
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Speaker 13: You have another listener soon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Skylar. And thank you, Skylar, for a moment.
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Speaker 8: My skunk!
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Speaker 13: You ordered my skunk!
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Speaker 1: No, you killed my skunk. I am so sorry about that. No, you ordered my skunk as well.
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Speaker 13: She was not allowed to leave any more talkbacks. And when she's upset, she recites lines from prior Brody phone calls.
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Speaker 1: Oh, very good. Did we air that, Scary? Yeah, we did. Not recently, though. Oh, one of my all-time favorites, which, by the way, got deleted from the system. It's on YouTube now.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 1: Skyler, thank you for that. And look, advertising works. That's all that one was. No, let's not do that. Wait, song game.
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Speaker 9: So Song Game, Gary called that out, Baby When You're Grinding, right? My whole life, I thought that song said, Baby When You're Crying, not grinding. Now, I met my wife over 10 years ago. We never heard that song together. We never talked about it. We were playing a 90s mix in the car, and the song goes on. I hear her say, Baby When You're Crying. I said, it's grinding.
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah. By the way, that song is filthy. It's about having... It's literally about having a fucking boner and, you know, step back, you're moving kind of close because he's dancing too close and they're dancing with each other and he's getting sexually aroused in the pants. I get it. No, but the lyrics are funnier now than they were when the song was on in the 90s and we didn't even think too much about. That's too close by Next. One of my favorite... Songs of the 90s. Did you grow up with them? That one I did. You could say I was in my early 20s. It was not.
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Speaker 13: Skylar from New Jersey.
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Speaker 1: What up?
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Speaker 13: I love that scary-ass Brody. Isn't this stuff you used to wear.
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Speaker 3: In the 90s?
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Speaker 8: And Brody said, well, I didn't wear women's.
00:14:03
Speaker 3: Clothing in the 90s.
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Speaker 8: It's so funny.
00:14:07
Speaker 2: You ordered my stunk!
00:14:09
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:14:12
Speaker 1: That is one of my favorite phone taps of all time.
00:14:14
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:14:15
Speaker 1: You killed my skunk. You killed my skunk. Peppy. His name was Peppy. Elvis.
00:14:21
Speaker 8: Hey, scary. This is Renee from Lancaster.
00:14:24
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up?
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Speaker 6: Scary.
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Speaker 8: I don't think it's just the kids. Now it always happens.
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Speaker 17: In fact, that, uh, it seems in terms of the clothing and that store, uh, I always call it the 20-something. It always happens. The young kids think they know the newest and greatest. Our parents thought the thing. And a lot of it is the same thing from before.
00:14:46
Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Just a little, maybe a little bit different or exactly.
00:14:50
Speaker 1: Exactly. Thank you, Renee. Appreciate that. All right. We'll be right back.
00:14:55
Speaker 3: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
00:14:58
Speaker 15: We will be right back.
00:15:00
Speaker 1: That was painless. That little commercial break, right? By the way, I liked the way you said, we'll be right back, and then the jingle said, we will be right back. Yeah, that's redundant. It's redundant, but also working together, synergy, in agreement. Yeah. Okay, what do we got here?
00:15:15
Speaker 3: Washington here.
00:15:17
Speaker 1: Who? Fred Armisen? This special message is for Reggie, and Reggie only.
00:15:25
Speaker 8: Actually, no, fuck that.
00:15:26
Speaker 3: Reggie and Skyler, can.
00:15:28
Speaker 1: You please stop taking.
00:15:30
Speaker 3: Slice Time Show as a hostage with... So many talkbacks. Ten is too much. I'll give you a hint. Six is too much as well.
00:15:41
Speaker 1: Try four, please.
00:15:43
Speaker 3: Please.
00:15:44
Speaker 1: I beg you. I beg you, Reggie. Reggie's biggest fans. Coming right up. And Skylar. Reggie and Skyler's biggest fan. Listen, that was a glitch in the Matrix, and we took care of it. It's all good. She's good. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again. Not that we want to hear from you again. Not that we don't. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again. Hopefully, we won't hear from her again on this episode. That's what I meant. All right. Okay. All right.
00:16:10
Speaker 3: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. John from CT.
00:16:12
Speaker 1: John.
00:16:14
Speaker 16: Brody, you did Vinny dirty on the last slice time. Since when do we have a statute of limitations on topics? You tell him that the issue he was addressing is a month old, yet you harken back years to your UPS rant. If I have to, I'll donate all four of my talkbacks to Team Vinny. You strawmanned his argument so badly they're going to use it at Burning Man.
00:16:32
Speaker 3: If someone who was.
00:16:33
Speaker 16: Deaf said the Brooklyn Boys was ableist because you don't have the show in Braille, I really don't think you would be an advocate for transcribing the show for them.
00:16:41
Speaker 1: That is the.
00:16:43
Speaker 3: That is the point he was making.
00:16:44
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:16:47
Speaker 16: As for the peanut butter in schools, hell yes, kids should be able to eat peanut butter in schools. What is this crap that the majority must conform to the minority? If they have an allergy, it is incumbent on the school to find a space that those kids.
00:16:58
Speaker 3: Can eat safely.
00:16:59
Speaker 16: If weed or dairy allergies gets more prevalent in the next couple of years, are we going to have to make lunch your favorite food group of all green vegetables?
00:17:08
Speaker 1: I'm not going to, I'm not giving you my opinion. I'm just answering it from a scientific standpoint. Peanut allergies can be airborne. Milk cannot be. So children can die from peanut... Whatever peanuts give off, they can die. So I think the life and the safety of... 10 kids. The rest of them can go without peanut butter. I feel like that's a legitimate request. I also feel dairy, but I feel no one in the room dies from dairy. If you're drinking milk, his statement right there, that was, I feel like he prepared that on AI and is reading it to us. That was a great rant, a prepared speech. I liked it. I, In reference to my large box, that was a flashback episode that we reposted. So it was new again. And you can reference things. It's just, I don't know exactly what you're referencing. He was talking about the Sidney Sweeney thing that Vinny kept harping on. Yeah. So I'm not limiting Vinny. I wasn't trying to limit Vinny. Limit Vinny into what he could say. It's just when you're harping on the same thing for four weeks, like we already covered it. We established it for the listener. We need to move on. If anyone wants to DM me and continue the conversation, it just seems like we're, we're relitigating something that's already been like litigated and we're still talking about it. It's not as entertaining for the audience. Not because I don't want to hear it. You feel free to DM me. Uh, that being said, DM Brody, everybody, everybody jump into Brody's DMs as we, And don't send me nine videos. I can't keep up.
00:18:41
Speaker 16: Just so you know, I wasn't genuinely pissed off in those last few talkbacks.
00:18:45
Speaker 1: I know you weren't.
00:18:45
Speaker 16: To reference a talkback I left a while ago. I hope it hasn't exceeded your time frame, Brody. People think I'm mad when I am actually passionate in a topic I am speaking about. But back when the lady from Long Island first left that talkback, I debated saying something. Then Vinny pretty much summed it up for me on his talkback. But anyway, however, I do have a question for you guys. Leave it in my next talk back. My final one.
00:19:10
Speaker 1: That's right. He knows how to count.
00:19:11
Speaker 3: Have you ever held a friend or.
00:19:12
Speaker 16: Someone when you get a job at your company or with an employer you previously had and they do something that makes you go, are you serious? For example, I helped the guy I worked with years ago get a job where I work now. And overall, he does well. But he is six months in, and there is yet to be a week that he is not late by 15 to 45.
00:19:35
Speaker 3: Minutes, sometimes even more.
00:19:36
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
00:19:37
Speaker 3: Just wondering if.
00:19:38
Speaker 8: You guys have ever dealt with this.
00:19:39
Speaker 3: Take care, Brooklyn boys.
00:19:40
Speaker 6: Love you guys.
00:19:41
Speaker 3: Slice for life.
00:19:42
Speaker 1: I personally have not. He helps no one. No, that's not true. I got three people jobs at Z100, including the bald freak, Ronnie.
00:19:49
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:19:50
Speaker 1: And everyone has always been, has made me proud. But even just know that you could make the recommendation, but then it's up to them to stand on their own two feet. And if they fuck up, that's not a reflection on you. That's my opinion. Most of the people I've gotten jobs for, like 99% of them have done very well. I would say a couple of my interns went off the rails where I was like, oh, sorry about that. But again, that's like three out of 800 that I hired or something. So it's not often. That's like when Diamond puts up a call on the big show and she calls screens for us and then she, the call sucks or it's like really, it falls flat. Are you blaming me because I helped hire her? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying that she'll catch some of the blame because it's like, Who put her through? Who let her through to the studio, you know?
00:20:43
Speaker 14: Oh, okay.
00:20:43
Speaker 1: I thought you were blaming me for Diamond. I love Diamond. She's great. She's the best. Brooklyn, boys!
00:20:49
Speaker 14: It's DP from NC with the motherfucking background noise. And for this talkback and this talkback only, I am.
00:20:56
Speaker 1: Allegedly not from North Carolina, alright?
00:20:58
Speaker 3: Unless you get that out there.
00:21:00
Speaker 14: So anyway, guys, I won the motherfucking poker game with me and my homies the other night.
00:21:04
Speaker 3: We bought a poker table.
00:21:05
Speaker 14: We've been playing poker together for a couple.
00:21:07
Speaker 1: I don't know, we've been playing poker for a while. But we finally actually got a real poker table. Set that bitch up in the living room the other night.
00:21:13
Speaker 14: And I won the first night on the motherfucking.
00:21:16
Speaker 1: No!
00:21:18
Speaker 14: And I know this isn't exactly kind of what Vinny was saying, but.
00:21:24
Speaker 1: Vinny kind of made me think about it.
00:21:25
Speaker 14: And like talking about, you know, motherfuckers are weak and shit. You know, I think a big part of it is because kids don't go outside and eat.
00:21:33
Speaker 1: Dirt no more, dog.
00:21:35
Speaker 14: Like when I was a kid, it may just because I grew up in the fucking sticks with nothing to do. My parents used to tell me, go play in the woods.
00:21:42
Speaker 3: Just send you off into the woods to have fun.
00:21:44
Speaker 1: And I mean, hey, I don't get sick.
00:21:47
Speaker 3: I don't get sick at all.
00:21:48
Speaker 14: Right.
00:21:49
Speaker 1: You know what? He's immune because he ate dirt. I don't think if slices, if you have, you have kids under the age of 30, I would not recommend telling him to go play in the woods. I will say it's a different world we live in. That's true. I will say though, to DP's point, I, I was feel like I may be, you know, knock on wood, knock on for Micah over here, whatever this material is on this desk. I will say that I don't get sick very often. And I think it's because I was exposed to a lot of germs and bullshit growing up. So, you know, maybe that's what we need to do again. Reintroduce the bacteria and the germs and the funguses to the kids at an early age. Let them roll around and wallow in it. Yeah, I'm going to say no because science learned not to do that. Oh, I used to drive a car without seatbelts. Yeah, but now we do. So let's move on. It's a different kind of analogy. I'm just saying. I believe in the eat dirt, get dirty kind of thing. Oh, that's different than having measles parties.
00:22:56
Speaker 3: No.
00:22:58
Speaker 1: I'm talking about specifically just kind of When you're a kid, you just do kid things and not, you don't have to like have the, you know, the wet wipes every two seconds, you know? And I will say that as an, as an adult, I have never once scraped up my leg, um, playing video games, baseball video games. Right. I do miss, I do miss the leg injuries of my youth and sliding on concrete.
00:23:22
Speaker 3: All right.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: I do. Hey, what's up, boys?
00:23:25
Speaker 3: This is David Cito from Ohio.
00:23:27
Speaker 1: Hey.
00:23:27
Speaker 3: Talk. On the topic of the license plate, I.
00:23:30
Speaker 5: Know I'm probably late on this, but OMW2YMH, on my way to your mom's house?
00:23:38
Speaker 4: Yes.
00:23:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.
00:23:41
Speaker 3: Peace out, boys.
00:23:42
Speaker 1: He was the first one to respond to that, so you're not late on it at all. And yes, that's exactly what we were thinking. Yeah, as long as he did it before we announced it later in the same episode, which he sounds like he's doing.
00:23:50
Speaker 2: Hey, you broke up with me. Ah, and your soul is burning.
00:23:53
Speaker 4: It's scary.
00:23:54
Speaker 2: Scary Jones, you are all up and about.
00:23:58
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. All people in the 80s and 90s fighting.
00:24:02
Speaker 2: They're just people who used to fight who got older. Scary Jones, you're bougie and you're getting more bougie as you get older. You think you're going to be less bougie at 85?
00:24:14
Speaker 1: No, you're going to be.
00:24:16
Speaker 2: Equally or even more bougie as.
00:24:18
Speaker 1: You get older. OK, that's a fair point.
00:24:21
Speaker 2: In the same tense.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: David Brody. Tense? Yeah.
00:24:26
Speaker 18: As you get older, let's just say you're 85, 90, 95. Are you going to say, oh, hey, give me pork lo mein, all scallions. Oh, I want chicken parm with all the parsley.
00:24:38
Speaker 2: Make it equal.
00:24:39
Speaker 1: Parts parsley, equal parts parm.
00:24:43
Speaker 18: Are you going to say dill?
00:24:45
Speaker 1: I love dill. Put dill everywhere. No, you're not. You'll know I have dementia at that point.
00:24:52
Speaker 2: One word.
00:24:54
Speaker 14: Yeah.
00:24:55
Speaker 1: Hey, I love that you know me that well. Here's what I'll say, though. Not liking scallions, right? I can still not like scallions at 80. But when you get older, you shouldn't be fighting because you could die. That's the issue. Not that you don't mentally want to fight at 80. It's just you could fall down and die. Or break a hip, get an infection, and what? Die.
00:25:18
Speaker 3: Die.
00:25:19
Speaker 1: So that's the difference. If a doctor came to me and said, Mr. Brody, you're going to die if you don't eat scallions. Well, fair enough. I'd be dead. But I would think about eating the scallions to save my life. All right.
00:25:31
Speaker 18: Hey, broken pussy before this. And it's always Brody and Scary. I think it's time to get top dog law.
00:25:36
Speaker 1: Top dog law.
00:25:38
Speaker 3: Go get them.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: Brody, you should call them.
00:25:40
Speaker 18: Maybe they won't be the attorney for you, but maybe they can recommend an attorney that deals with this type of, Things like factory mishaps. You did bit into it. It did cause some damage. You could say you had gum damage. You could say it hurt for a while.
00:25:57
Speaker 4: I don't know.
00:25:58
Speaker 1: But top dog low. Not a sponsor of this podcast. Maybe sponsor him though. They should sponsor the podcast. They sponsor pretty much every radio station I know. On the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys, I'm going to talk about a product that they need to sponsor because I'm loving their product. Okay. Loving it.
00:26:15
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, what's up with this?
00:26:17
Speaker 18: And it's always Brody and Scary. Scary Jones, David Brody, political science don't sway people here and there.
00:26:24
Speaker 2: But if they're funny, maybe you get a chuckle out of it.
00:26:28
Speaker 1: Like saying, Curtis Lewa, don't vote for him.
00:26:32
Speaker 18: It's the hunts of ketchup.
00:26:37
Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you. I guess if something was funny, if I saw a funny lawn sign for a politician, I would laugh, but I still wouldn't vote for them specifically. It won't change your mind just because you got a chuckle out of it. No, it's about the policies and the Benjamins. It's all about the Benjamins. Speaking of the Benjamins, we need to make some right here.
00:26:59
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel great? All that money going in your pocket from that commercial break, Brody? Oh, yeah, yeah. All the money, yeah. You're so exciting. I'm excited.
00:27:15
Speaker 12: Never broding scary. Rockin' Steve, over there. Fuck you, broding your fucking jingles. Slices, don't leave multiple talkbacks unless you're Stunard.
00:27:29
Speaker 3: Rockin' Steve, over there. Ciao for now.
00:27:33
Speaker 1: Very funny. Although, Rockin' Steve is an Italian, I don't think, and he wouldn't say Stunard. But otherwise, nailed it. That was the perfect impression. Huh?
00:27:42
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:27:42
Speaker 1: Were we listening to the same talk back?
00:27:44
Speaker 8: Brooklyn, boys.
00:27:46
Speaker 14: This is DP from NC with the motherfucking background noise. Anyway, I'm calling in and talking about the old people fighting.
00:27:52
Speaker 1: And it's not that strange for me, unfortunately.
00:27:58
Speaker 14: My grandfather, who is an absolute fucking gangster, is like almost 80.
00:28:03
Speaker 3: A little back story.
00:28:05
Speaker 14: He has been to the penitentiary a numerous amount of times and has escaped the pen three different times.
00:28:12
Speaker 12: Whoa!
00:28:14
Speaker 5: But yeah, granddad's like almost 80 and still fucking people up to the day.
00:28:20
Speaker 14: I remember this one time, two of my older cousins, they were probably in like their 30s.
00:28:25
Speaker 3: Mid 30s, late 30s, maybe.
00:28:27
Speaker 14: Granddaddy was like.
00:28:29
Speaker 3: I don't know, 75, you know, somewhere. I mean, 65, sorry, somewhere in there.
00:28:34
Speaker 14: And my two cousins got to arguing and one of the cousins had a homeboy with him.
00:28:39
Speaker 1: Well, the one.
00:28:39
Speaker 14: Cousin in the homeboy jumped up and my cousin hit my other cousin. My granddaddy tore that old boy ass up. You know, I was pretty young when all this happened.
00:28:50
Speaker 1: So I just stepped out of the way and let it happen, you know?
00:28:53
Speaker 14: So my two cousins, they just fighting, and one of them's getting their ass kicked. The one that thought he was tough with his homeboy there is getting his ass whooped.
00:29:03
Speaker 1: My granddaddy got homeboy over here.
00:29:05
Speaker 14: Beating the dog piss out of him. I don't know how, but eventually somehow they knocked the plug for the stove out of the wall, and when my aunt got home, the stove wasn't working.
00:29:15
Speaker 1: No more, and we had to figure out.
00:29:17
Speaker 3: i know this is my fourth talk back don't cut.
00:29:21
Speaker 14: Me off yet but when i say my granddaddy was whooping this boy's ass i mean he put him through a china cabinet they knocked the cabinets off the wall in the kitchen and somehow fixed all the shit before my aunt got home and then my aunt got home went to start cooking dinner and the stove wouldn't work and my granddaddy told him that he pulled it out and slept behind it and forgot to plug it back up.
00:29:42
Speaker 1: She died without knowing this fight ever happened. That is wild. And they cleaned up the mess, too. How is that possible? Did you have broken dishes everywhere? Was there stuff missing? No, man. Has this ever gone on in your family?
00:29:55
Speaker 14: Never.
00:29:56
Speaker 4: Never?
00:29:58
Speaker 1: My family aren't fighters. No, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Okay, Paul McCartney. No, we don't go to fisticuffs. My family, we've never seen anything come to blows like that. That's just a foreign thing to me. Yeah, the same. All right, we've about four or five left here.
00:30:20
Speaker 3: Brody and Skiri, Scarlet.
00:30:23
Speaker 1: Scarlet?
00:30:24
Speaker 3: Here. However, we're having a good day. I'll leave more, but Reggie's bothering me. Okay. Reggie's here.
00:30:33
Speaker 1: Who is?
00:30:35
Speaker 12: This should be my 14th talkback by now, so hit the song, Brody, like.
00:30:40
Speaker 3: You want to hit my G-spot. I'm scary. Have a moist, cunty day.
00:30:48
Speaker 1: That is something that Reggie would say.
00:30:49
Speaker 3: Thank you.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: By the way, I think Reggie left the 23 talkbacks like two weeks ago. You know what? The scar remains. The scar remains, yeah. What do we got? Hello. This one is okay. We have an empty file. Thank you. Oh, that's poison. The scar remains? Yeah, every rose has its thorn. It's part of the... These are glitching out. Here's this one. What is this?
00:31:18
Speaker 7: Brooklyn Boys, Lisa from Delaware, commenting on episode 395 about the guy that put the air tags in the signs that were disappearing.
00:31:28
Speaker 8: That is genius.
00:31:30
Speaker 7: I love the idea. If she's going to have the audacity to steal the signs, then she should get caught and suffer the consequences.
00:31:41
Speaker 1: I love it. Have a good one.
00:31:43
Speaker 14: Yep.
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I love it too. And as a result, she lost the election. But both of them did. They both did. They both did. So stealing the signs didn't help. Candidate C won. What up, B-Boys?
00:31:53
Speaker 3: It's Farnon in Atlanta.
00:31:55
Speaker 19: Just listening to Scary talk about Harry Melville or whatever that story is.
00:31:59
Speaker 1: Randy Melville.
00:32:00
Speaker 19: I've been there before with my daughter when we visit that city for soccer. I was curious if you went into the sports store next door, maybe a couple doors down.
00:32:13
Speaker 3: Got a lot of kind of throwback kind of stuff. Brody, you'd appreciate it. I bought myself a trophy dad shirt there.
00:32:20
Speaker 1: Keep it up, boys.
00:32:21
Speaker 3: Love y'all.
00:32:22
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:32:23
Speaker 14: Okay.
00:32:24
Speaker 1: But he's talking about the Brandy Melville store in Atlanta. I went to the one in Charleston. South Carolina. Yeah. So I don't know if that store that he speaks of that you'd like is next door to that. But next time we're in Atlanta, maybe we'll go. All right. It's the last one. This is the last dance. So let's dance this last dance tonight. Okay, Donna.
00:32:52
Speaker 2: Hey, boys.
00:32:53
Speaker 3: Fern again. Scary.
00:32:55
Speaker 19: Did you happen to go to the restaurant Magnolia while you were in Charleston?
00:33:00
Speaker 3: It was someplace I looked up.
00:33:02
Speaker 19: Came up as a pretty high-rated restaurant there, kind of southern cuisine.
00:33:07
Speaker 1: We had brunch there.
00:33:08
Speaker 19: I'm curious to know where you went and ate there. As I said before, I do frequent there for my daughter's soccer.
00:33:13
Speaker 3: Oh. So just looking to see where you went and enjoyed some good food. Talk to y'all later.
00:33:20
Speaker 1: Oh, he was talking about the Brandy Melville store in Charleston because of his daughter's soccer travels. Okay. That makes sense. You said you were from Atlanta.
00:33:29
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:33:29
Speaker 1: That being said, yes, I went to Magnolia. Magnolia was phenomenal. We had a great brunch. Brody, you would have loved it. Chicken and biscuits and gravy. They had the chicken and waffles too. They had all kinds of, they had, do you like pimento cheese, Brody? Pimento? Fried green tomatoes. Fried green tomatoes was phenomenal. I didn't see the movie. All that low country stuff. So good. Yes. And I will go back next time I'm there. Highly. 10 out of 10 would recommend. Very nice. That's it. That's all we got for this week. And I appreciate it. And it was more than enough.
00:34:03
Speaker 14: Okay.
00:34:03
Speaker 1: I've had my fill. It was just the right amount. Very nice. Brody's getting antsy in his chair as well. No, I'm just thinking about doing a Brooklyn Boys episode this week. Yeah, we got to go do it sooner than later because it's already Wednesday night. So what the hell are we thinking? But you're not on vacation next week. Not on vacation next week. Or the weekend after that. Don't segue into when you are. Nobody needs to know right now. Nobody needs to know. We're going to keep it a mystery. Brooklyn Boys. Thank you for your talkbacks. Thank you. It's Christmas. Getting sliced reactions.
00:34:39
Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.
00:34:40
Speaker 14: This podcast all depends on you.
00:34:44
Speaker 1: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:34:45
Speaker 4: Baby.
00:34:46
Speaker 1: Tell all the things you could be on.
00:34:48
Speaker 11: It's sliced time.
00:34:49
Speaker 18: Free dessert.