The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #394

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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.

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Speaker 2: Talk who's wrong, who's right.

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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you.

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Speaker 4: Talk facts are phenomenal.

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Speaker 5: Baby.

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Speaker 6: Tell all your friends you're good beyond.

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Speaker 3: It's slice time.

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Speaker 2: Free dessert.

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Speaker 7: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode 394 and beyond.

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Speaker 1: How's it going? I'm Scary Jones.

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Speaker 2: How's it going?

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Speaker 1: I'm David Brody.

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Speaker 2: Boy, you're awkward today. What's going on? No, I'm not awkward. I'm not awkward.

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Speaker 7: It's just this should have been done earlier in the week, and we've had some complications. You've had sinus infections. You know.

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Speaker 2: I had a thing.

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Speaker 1: You had a thing. That's okay. It doesn't matter. We're here now, and that's all that matters.

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Speaker 7: And they've been piling up, so we have more than we usually have because it's later in the week, and people are... Taking advantage of that. Halloween week. Halloween is Saturday. So can't wait for that. Got no costume. Got no party to go to. And Halloween is on a Saturday night. For the first time in a while. What is going on? Are you going out? Are you dressing up? What are you doing? For Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, it's a great question. As I said, I had no costume. I had no party.

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Speaker 3: I had nothing to do.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you got to do something.

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Speaker 1: I got nothing to do. So, and I'm okay with that.

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Speaker 7: I don't, nothing. The thing that sucks is I think the next time Halloween is going to be on a Saturday night is like 25 years from now. Because the next time it comes around on a Saturday, it's going to be a leap year and it's actually going to go from Friday to Sunday.

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Speaker 1: So we have to go two rotations. Look that up.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, that being said, all right, this is the, this is the show behind the show, the show, the side companion, the side piece, not the main. We basically are, uh, you're commenting on all the other episodes and, uh, not the, so, so this show is driven by you, the slice. Okay. Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Were you out drinking today for lunch?

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Speaker 7: No, on my microphone, a very weird thing just happened. Um, my camera, my microphone, my camera, uh, Turned red And I heard a voice And then it went back to green It's almost like Somebody hacked into my webcam for a second It was the weirdest shit I'm gonna shut this off I don't like this fucking thing That's like my second angle Secondary angle camera Yeah, like All of a sudden it turned red like it was recording me Huh, that's weird It was the weirdest shit Anyway, alright, that, alright Enough about that. Let's get to the slices. This is your show, not ours. And we're going to start right over here. Not if you don't start it. Let's go, homie. Okay.

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Speaker 8: Hi, Brooklyn boys. It's MD Lift here. This might be a two-parter, so I apologize.

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Speaker 9: For context, Brody was talking about some woman he saw on TikTok and reminded him of some actress, and it took him weeks and weeks to.

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Speaker 8: Figure it out. And then right when he figured it out, she showed up on Jimmy Kimmel. I think it was Lizzie Kaplan.

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Speaker 9: Anyway, a similar situation happened to me, and it was probably in like 2005 or 2006.

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Speaker 8: Stay tuned for part two. Can't wait.

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Speaker 9: Okay, so Brody, I think that you might have worked at Red Robin, but back in the 90s, Red Robin was really popular in our area, like the tri-state area.

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Speaker 8: And on Long Island, there was a Red Robin that I used to go to all the time.

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Speaker 9: And then I thought Red Robin went away forever and it didn't exist anymore. And in 2006, when I went away to college, I was telling some of my friends in college, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 8: There was this great restaurant. It was called Red Robin. And I don't know if it's still around. And everyone was like, oh. Oh, yeah, okay, Red Robin. I was like, yeah, it was a really great restaurant. I used to love it as a kid.

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Speaker 9: And the next day, there was a giant billboard on I-95 for a Red Robin.

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Speaker 8: And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 9: I hadn't seen a Red Robin in, like, so many years.

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Speaker 8: And then all of a sudden, billboard, and then.

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Speaker 9: Red Robin kind of had, like, a comeback with the Red Robin.

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Speaker 8: Yum. One more. Speaking of.

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Speaker 8: Did anybody remember Fuddruckers?

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Speaker 11: Of course!

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Speaker 8: Or was that like a fever dream? Was that like a real place?

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Speaker 3: Does anyone remember?

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Speaker 4: Yes, of course.

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Speaker 8: Does anyone remember Fuddruckers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, build your own burger. Yeah, you put your own fixings on the burger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. It had a fixings bar. Yeah, it was awesome.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you used to, like, walk through the, you used to take the tray with the burger on it, and I believe build it right there at the fixings bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this way Brody can get what Brody wants and not get what Brody doesn't want.

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Speaker 12: Oh, man.

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Speaker 3: I love that place.

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Speaker 1: It was a place tailor-made for you.

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Speaker 5: Tailor-made.

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Speaker 3: Also, I don't. Hold on.

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Speaker 7: Hold on.

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Speaker 2: Bad job, bad job. Just want to address the last talk back.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I worked at the Red Robin in Comac, Long Island for a brief period of time.

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Speaker 1: That's why you knew it existed.

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Speaker 2: Mostly in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But I did work at that one as well for a little while.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 7: Long time ago.

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Speaker 5: Hey, my. Hey, my fellow slices and Brody and Scary. Hey.

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Speaker 13: Just answering back both Brody and the woman who said it was talking about the body dysmorphia. I'm not saying that having body dysmorphia, like, shame on them. It's not that at all. I'm just saying that we can't cater to every single issue that every single person has.

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Speaker 5: That's an issue that you have to deal with yourself.

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Speaker 1: I think we agree with that here, Vinny. I mean, at least I do. I don't know about Brody.

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Speaker 7: I don't know why we're still talking about that. Yeah, I mean, it's about a month and a half in. Topic is getting crispy.

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Speaker 1: I'll move on.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am enjoying the commercials during the World Series, though.

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Speaker 7: I got to say.

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Speaker 1: Well, the World Series is now over. Congratulations.

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Speaker 14: I know.

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Speaker 7: Congratulations, Brewers.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, Brewers. It's now free agent season. Let's go.

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Speaker 13: We shouldn't be altering everything in society so that we can cater to a few people, whether it be body dysmorphia or autism or whatever it is. People succeed when they have to cope and deal with things in real-world situations. Putting kid gloves on only makes things worse. That's the point that I was trying to make.

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Speaker 1: And it was well made. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So basically, bring peanut butter to school and the kids who have allergies, fuck them. Let them die. That's what I'm hearing. Anyway, let's move on.

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Speaker 5: Fun fact about Buc-ee's.

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Speaker 2: Oh, also, let's not build ramps for the wheelchairs. Let those people fuck them. They're just a minority, right?

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Speaker 13: Fun fact about Buc-ee's. They were considering coming to New Jersey... And a friend of mine who's a local police chief actually told me that the reason why they decided not to is because New Jersey's law that you have to have an attendant pump your gas for you. And being that they usually have like 100 gas pumps, it would cost them a fortune more to hire all those people.

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Speaker 5: So that's why we don't have Buc-ee's in Jersey.

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Speaker 1: That actually makes sense. I believe that.

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Speaker 2: Although it makes sense, I'll give you an example. I go to the Costco gas station. And they've got maybe 20 pumps, which is not as many as Buc-ee's. They only have four people working there, right? They have one person running up and down.

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Speaker 7: It's not, you know. You sell more gas, you hire more people. I could see how.

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Speaker 2: So then don't put as many gas pumps. It's an easy problem to solve. Build a Buc-ee's, less gas pumps. Yeah, I don't think that's a thing.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn boys, M-Fuck here. Brody, I have an update on my eBay listing that I ranted about last time. So remember, I put the put the value up to 200 this time because that one person annoyed me and I cross listed it on eBay. So I ended up selling it on eBay for 190 because that same person was buying another collector for me. So I gave him a $ 10 break and free shipping.

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Speaker 1: That was the end of that one.

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Speaker 7: Very nice, MFuck.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 16: Scuba steve here hey crickets do your homework before you accuse somebody of not knowing how to hire a lifeguard i teach the classes i'm a water safety instructor and an american red cross instructor for 25 years so before i hire them i train them i know that they know how to lifeguard and the only reason i brought it up is because the parents come to the interview and i think that's kind of absurd i don't think the parents are coming with them to work to stand there and lifeguard although i wouldn't be surprised if they tried to do it to be honest with you but do your homework first.

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Speaker 2: Scuba Steve has spoken. Okay, so crickets, you know who you are? No response, talkbacks. You guys handle this on your own on Twitter or something. All right, moving on.

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Speaker 7: Crickets.

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Speaker 17: I know I'm behind, but episode 390, you guys said when you were young.

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Speaker 8: The Killers, what the fuck, guys?

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Speaker 7: Come on!

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Speaker 3: Oregon House Offload 2 is here.

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Speaker 5: I'm back.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about time you're back. So, Flo, where the hell you been?

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Speaker 1: Came back with the song reference.

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Speaker 14: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a good thing we missed that one. Yo, what's going on, DP?

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Speaker 7: $ 300, so I'm back at work.

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Speaker 18: I was getting paid the whole time I was at the casino because I used my vacation time.

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Speaker 19: What, what?

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Speaker 18: Anyway, fucking didn't know that the Brooklyn Boys podcast had became the Brooklyn Boys plus Reggie podcast. Holy shit, last night's time was crazy.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, fucking, I wouldn't say have a good week, but it's the end of my week.

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Speaker 3: My thermostat.

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Speaker 20: Thermos?

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Speaker 3: Your thermos?

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Speaker 1: While I was on vacation, my thermostat.

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Speaker 18: Started work, the little batteries inside of it died, so I can't tell you what temperature it is anymore inside the warehouse. It feels fucking nice though, can't lie. It's got to be at least like, I don't know, 70, 72 maybe. It's a good day, good day. And it's Friday at work.

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Speaker 20: I came back to work on Friday, even.

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Speaker 18: Though it's Thursday.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I told everybody I came to pick my check up and I'm going back to the casino, but I'm not.

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Speaker 7: I already lost $ 300.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I might.

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Speaker 21: It sounds like a good reason to go back.

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 22: It's DP from NC.

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Speaker 1: With the motherfucking background noise. Y'all already know that, though.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, fuck it.

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Speaker 21: I know Liam be on the Conspiracy Series shit.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes, but he's actually on to something this time, fellas.

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Speaker 5: All right, look.

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Speaker 18: Fucking the company I work for just got the contract to start building the fuel tanks for the driverless boats and shit for the military.

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Speaker 23: There's two new.

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Speaker 18: Boats that they got, and I don't know if it's, like, remote control or AI-driven or some shit, but it's driverless boats that we're about to start building.

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Speaker 1: Pretty cool shit, man. Okay, we're going to keep an eye on that one. Thank you, DP from NC.

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Speaker 7: See, Brody, you're always talking about Liam and his conspiracy theories, and he's spot on on this one.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 24: Hey, Brooke boys, Jamie from Queens here. You guys were talking about the girl who got hit by the swing in the mall. I blame whoever was responsible for that swing, whether it's the mall, whether it's a store, I don't know, but whoever. They should have put in a safety barrier at the edge of the swing radius to make sure this doesn't happen. Because what if, God forbid, someone's toddler got away from them who doesn't know any better and they got hit by the swing and seriously injured or killed?

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Speaker 1: You're right. They could have done some stuff on their part, but they didn't.

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Speaker 25: Hey, Booker boys, Jamie from Queens again.

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Speaker 26: Guys are talking about the horny woman who tipped the waiter $ 1, 000. If I were the girlfriend, I wouldn't contact her because I don't know what she's like. She could be crazy and I don't want her having my number. I would just probably vent about it to some friends and let it go. But maybe they gave back the money because the waiter felt bad. He knew that he.

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Speaker 8: Wasn't going to contact her.

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Speaker 24: He knew he had no interest in her because he's loyal to his girlfriend and felt bad keeping the money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then let him give it back.

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Speaker 7: Don't let your girlfriend talk on your behalf. That's my feeling on that.

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean, then he's got to come to the plate and say, yeah, I can't accept this.

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Speaker 3: But, you know.

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Speaker 24: Hey, Rickle Boys, Jamie from Queens again. Brody brought up Paris Hilton collaborating with Taco Bell.

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Speaker 7: Not a sponsor.

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Speaker 10: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 24: A large percentage of people who eat Taco Bell are like Brody and don't give a fuck about Paris Hilton, don't care if she might eat Taco Bell or not.

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Speaker 10: And another large percentage are 22-year-old drunk girls who don't know about Paris Hilton because they weren't born or they were babies when she was at the height of her popularity 20-something years ago.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 7: But then there are Paris Hilton fans who may not eat Taco Bell and then may be driven to Taco Bell because of her influence. And that's the audience that they're hoping for in paying her all this money.

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Speaker 24: Hey Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queens again. Last one I promise don't hit the jingle on me. A bribe I think is giving someone money so they can do something for you they otherwise wouldn't do. But a tip is giving them money for something they were already going to do.

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Speaker 8: So a bribe would.

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Speaker 24: Be a host seating you ahead of other people for money, but a tip is the host seating you because there are open tables and you giving them money for seating you, which they were going to do anyway.

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Speaker 1: That sounds about right. Very logical. Thank you, Jamie.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 21: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're plowing through these, Brody. Plowing through these. Who do we got up next? Brody and Scary.

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Speaker 3: Scary and Brody. It's Des.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 3: Bombs!

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Speaker 27: I just wanted to let you know, I re-listened to 21, as I often do.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 27: It happens to be one of my favorite episodes, even after all these years. Hearing Brody absolutely wig out about UPS is still fucking amazing. Question for you guys, though, when it comes to putting this episode on the podcast network for Elvis Duran, what was your listenership like for that episode?

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Speaker 3: I would say the roof.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely. On the replay on that.

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Speaker 7: But I feel like, you know, when we were originally at number 21, only a fraction of the audience that we currently have had heard that. Unless you listened in order. Not everybody has gone back.

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Speaker 14: Right.

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Speaker 7: Which we tell people.

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Speaker 5: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you play the listen in order jingle?

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Speaker 18: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We'll do that on the Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 7: Not now.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is slice time. This is not your time.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is slice time.

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Speaker 2: Bring it home, you bastard.

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Speaker 3: Bring on the jingles.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 11: All right.

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Speaker 27: And listen, I know there's a guy who calls up here all the time and he's always singing Brody is wrong.

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Speaker 3: Bodhi is wrong. Bodhi is wrong.

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Speaker 27: There's a little song and shit in the background.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 27: Can he make a Gandhi is wrong song? Because, Scary, you're 100% right. It's fucking tuna fish.

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Speaker 3: It's not tuna. That could be anything. Any other kind of tuna.

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Speaker 27: It could be tuna that you get as sushi.

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Speaker 19: You know?

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Speaker 27: There's that kind of tuna.

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Speaker 3: Could be ahi tuna. Could be any kind of tuna.

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Speaker 4: It's fucking tuna fish.

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Speaker 6: It is, yeah.

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Speaker 27: All right, D-Bombs, last one. You are not hitting that button on me. All I know is this, right? I don't give a fuck what celebrity endorses anything out there. I don't care what it is. If it's a drink, if it's a type of food, if it's a certain type of underwear, bra, I don't care what it is. That does not change my opinion as a consumer about what I'm going to purchase or not.

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Speaker 3: So I don't care if it's Paris Hilton.

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Speaker 8: I don't care if it's Sabrina Carpenter.

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Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: Well, what if it's David Brody and Scary Jones? That's a different story.

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Speaker 7: That's very true.

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Speaker 18: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: We're not celebrities, and we use the product, so it's legit.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's hope that if we ever got an endorsement with a company or something or product, that you all would support us, if it's within reason.

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Speaker 3: I'm Scary and Brody.

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Speaker 21: It's Maddie.

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Speaker 1: Maddie from Queens.

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Speaker 8: Maddie from Queens.

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Speaker 28: Talking about words you can't say.

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Speaker 11: My grandmother could not say oil.

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Speaker 25: It was Earl.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: And any word.

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Speaker 28: That has oil in it, she could not say. So boil was Earl and toilet was Turlet.

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Speaker 9: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a Queens thing.

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Speaker 7: That's a Brooklyn thing. That's my Aunt Millie. My Aunt Millie was like that and my Uncle Joe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooklyn and Queens back in the day, they would say turlet.

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Speaker 1: Turlet.

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Speaker 2: But it wasn't that they couldn't say toilet. That was their accent. That's a different thing.

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Speaker 1: I poured some Earl in my turlet.

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Speaker 7: Well, people can't say Worcestershire sauce.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 12: Right.

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Speaker 1: Addie from Queens again.

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Speaker 4: Addie from Queens again.

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Speaker 11: Yep.

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Speaker 28: Gary, the difference between a tip and a bribe is a tip is for services that have already been rendered. A bribe is for services that you're anticipating or wanting to happen.

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Speaker 1: That is definitely the easiest way.

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Speaker 7: To put it.

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Speaker 12: Brooklyn Boys, this is your boy Aaron from Indianapolis by way of Canarsie.

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Speaker 3: What up?

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Speaker 12: I think the difference between a tip and a bribe comes down to two things.

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Speaker 1: The timing of the action.

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Speaker 7: And the intent. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If it's before the action, it's a bribe.

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Speaker 6: If it's after, it is a tip.

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Speaker 7: Very true.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 23: What's up, boys?

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Speaker 3: David from Ohio.

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Speaker 22: Hey, Scary, you should have seen the size of the gefilte fist I caught last week.

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Speaker 1: It was huge.

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Speaker 5: I love you.

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Speaker 11: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Uh, by the way, uh, just to clarify that the tip versus bribe thing, that's not an accurate explanation because let's say, let's say you tell a cop, you know, uh, you know what? If you get rid of my ticket, I'll get you $ 500. They get rid of your ticket. Then after the fact, you give them $ 500. It's the fact that it's illegal.

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Speaker 18: Right.

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Speaker 2: Paying someone to do something illegally.

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Speaker 1: Right. So even though you give them the money.

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Speaker 7: So, yeah, so I guess, but the intent, the intent was to make the ticket go away for the cash.

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Speaker 1: So I think that's where that comes in.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 7: Well, not always.

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Speaker 2: It's not a definition of the time. You can Google this, but a bribe is a money or gift or a favor given or promised to someone in order to dishonestly influence their judgment decisions or conduct. So if you, if you give a waitress, an extra 50 bucks because she gave you a free bottle of something, you know, on, you know, without anybody knowing that's not a tip that's paying the bribe. That's a bribe for the, even though.

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Speaker 1: It was done afterwards.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 11: MD from MD.

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Speaker 29: For the license plate game, my grandmother had a license plate that was DMF, and we told her that it meant.

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Speaker 8: Dumb motherfucker, so she went back.

00:19:50
Speaker 29: To the DMV with her license plate and said to them, you know what this means? It means dumb motherfucker, give me a new license plate.

00:19:59
Speaker 2: As soon as she said DMF, I'm like, that's exactly what it is.

00:20:02
Speaker 7: And by the way, I have a new license plate game entry for the Brooklyn Boys episode. Liam here I heard on.

00:20:15
Speaker 22: The 23rd that Joe Gatto is on the big show I don't know after what he's done and everything he just sounds like a robot I don't know what he I don't understand I don't understand what he's doing nobody else is on your podcast that's the fucked up part Nobody else is on your podcast.

00:20:42
Speaker 2: If we wanted guests, we'd have guests.

00:20:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would have guests. We choose not to have guests.

00:20:46
Speaker 2: Joe Gatto was on one of our episodes early on.

00:20:49
Speaker 18: He was.

00:20:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were doing more guests.

00:20:52
Speaker 7: Here's the thing.

00:20:53
Speaker 2: We had more guests on when we were in a radio station doing this, and guests were walking in.

00:20:57
Speaker 1: Right, they're walking to the studio.

00:20:59
Speaker 12: Right.

00:20:59
Speaker 1: How many guests are actually going to agree to show up at my house?

00:21:03
Speaker 7: Or mine. So, yeah. But it's not... Anyway. And listen, just a reminder.

00:21:10
Speaker 3: Liam, reminder.

00:21:11
Speaker 2: We're not the morning show. We're the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

00:21:13
Speaker 14: This is true.

00:21:14
Speaker 5: All right.

00:21:16
Speaker 3: Liam here.

00:21:16
Speaker 22: I apologize to you both brothers for cussing you guys out.

00:21:22
Speaker 7: I'm sorry about vacation stuff.

00:21:25
Speaker 22: Actually, I was actually in martial arts, Aikido and Krav Maga.

00:21:28
Speaker 21: So, yes.

00:21:29
Speaker 2: Krav Maga!

00:21:30
Speaker 10: Yes.

00:21:31
Speaker 2: And the last thing is the name you give somebody.

00:21:37
Speaker 22: Which is cricket now is from like black and hikers.

00:21:41
Speaker 1: We gave you a name.

00:21:43
Speaker 7: So I have cricket.

00:21:45
Speaker 3: All right.

00:21:46
Speaker 1: It's you are now crickets, cricket, cricket, Sarah from Ohio. What up, Sarah?

00:21:51
Speaker 30: I don't think the Paris Hilton thing is really meant for you. I think it's, that's my point for the Paris Hilton fans to come spend their money at Taco Bell and not necessarily meant for you to change your order to hers.

00:22:04
Speaker 1: There you go. Thank you, Sarah.

00:22:06
Speaker 2: Okay, but his thing, they're marketing to anyone who opens that app.

00:22:10
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter.

00:22:10
Speaker 2: So I'm wondering.

00:22:13
Speaker 7: They're casting a wide net. They don't care if, you know, slithering eels like you wind up in there. They're looking for the tune.

00:22:20
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't slither.

00:22:24
Speaker 18: Okay.

00:22:24
Speaker 2: I kind of like roll them.

00:22:26
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got some songs for us. Some song call outs.

00:22:30
Speaker 31: Okay, a few things about the $ 1, 000 tip. First of all, Scary almost cut himself off at the end here, but he did say... But also, who cares?

00:22:41
Speaker 1: Take the money and.

00:22:43
Speaker 5: Okay, Steve Miller Band.

00:22:45
Speaker 2: Miller Band.

00:22:46
Speaker 3: Go on, take the money and run.

00:22:49
Speaker 2: Go on, take the.

00:22:50
Speaker 25: Money and run.

00:22:52
Speaker 1: Take the money and run.

00:22:54
Speaker 11: You know what?

00:22:54
Speaker 1: That's great. I love that he's got the song queued up, though. That really, really makes it for me. That's full circle.

00:23:00
Speaker 31: And then right after that.

00:23:02
Speaker 3: Uh-oh. Don't have to do that.

00:23:05
Speaker 7: Just disappear into the ether.

00:23:07
Speaker 1: Okay, Nas.

00:23:09
Speaker 21: The average is.

00:23:10
Speaker 1: Sold like ether. Oh, man, come on. That's obscure.

00:23:14
Speaker 2: Okay, one word that's not, yeah.

00:23:18
Speaker 7: If he said, if the song was disappear in the ether, I'm like, all right. I'm glad he's getting, listen, he's getting kicked out of the game.

00:23:25
Speaker 2: The first one was excellent.

00:23:26
Speaker 7: Some slices do not like the fact that we're doing that, the wordplay.

00:23:30
Speaker 1: Well, that one word. We cooled it down on the last episode. Okay, new edition.

00:23:35
Speaker 2: That's cool it now, isn't it?

00:23:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. Okay, now about the lady.

00:23:38
Speaker 12: Yeah.

00:23:40
Speaker 31: Clearly, this lady has what's called fuck you money. I 1,000% agree with her doing that. If she has it like that, it's a much bigger fuck you to send it back than just to say we're going on a vacation with it. This lady could wipe her ass with $ 1, 000. She could wipe her ass with Buster and Punch, and it wouldn't matter to her. Sending it back is saying fuck you. Saying I'm going on vacation is like ha-ha. She wants to say fuck you, bitch, and she did.

00:24:05
Speaker 13: No!

00:24:07
Speaker 7: Okay, fuck you, bitch, but the woman got her $ 1, 000 back.

00:24:11
Speaker 2: You want to really fuck that woman who gave the $ 1, 000 tip?

00:24:13
Speaker 1: Don't give her the money back. Don't give her the money back.

00:24:16
Speaker 7: Right, you tell her, I spent it on, like, you know, tampons, whatever. But don't give her the money back. You want to screw her over, but, like, really give her a fuck you. You go, fuck you, and I'm keeping your money.

00:24:27
Speaker 1: And I got your man. And your bird.

00:24:29
Speaker 2: And I'm fucking my man.

00:24:30
Speaker 7: And your bee. Your bee.

00:24:32
Speaker 31: And last one, I don't think he did anything wrong either. There are some couples that tell each other everything, and maybe they're one of those, and he has no reason not to tell her exactly what happened.

00:24:41
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough. His problem was giving her the phone number. If that story's even real, the phone number was the issue. He could have just said, hey, this woman left her phone number, but I threw it out. I threw it out.

00:24:53
Speaker 3: It's gone.

00:24:54
Speaker 7: But he gave her the number.

00:24:55
Speaker 8: Jersey, I just wanted to tell you that I love you guys.

00:24:59
Speaker 5: Yeah?

00:24:59
Speaker 2: Love you too, whoever you are.

00:25:01
Speaker 9: I love the flashback episode with the blue emblem or the blue design.

00:25:07
Speaker 23: That was awesome.

00:25:07
Speaker 3: That was my idea.

00:25:08
Speaker 28: I cracked up.

00:25:09
Speaker 5: No, it was not.

00:25:11
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.

00:25:12
Speaker 23: Keep up the good work.

00:25:13
Speaker 18: Bye.

00:25:14
Speaker 2: Listen, thank you. And thank you for noticing that I used the blue version of the logo, which Scary didn't want to change to back in the day. I love it.

00:25:23
Speaker 7: I mean, I like the orange, but I like the blue as the flashback episodes.

00:25:27
Speaker 32: Yeah.

00:25:28
Speaker 7: Which we will be doing some more of in the future because we did some research. And research, the results were in.

00:25:35
Speaker 1: They liked them.

00:25:35
Speaker 3: Research.

00:25:36
Speaker 2: A lot of people listened. That's the research.

00:25:38
Speaker 8: This is LT from Hatch.

00:25:41
Speaker 18: Huh?

00:25:42
Speaker 8: In fact, New Jersey. Again, I just wanted to tell you that I'm life for life. Yeah, baby.

00:25:47
Speaker 20: Nice.

00:25:48
Speaker 24: Bye, guys.

00:25:48
Speaker 18: Love you.

00:25:49
Speaker 3: Aw, thank you.

00:25:50
Speaker 5: Love you.

00:25:51
Speaker 7: Oh, LT from Hackensack. Thank you.

00:25:53
Speaker 1: LT is in the house.

00:25:57
Speaker 2: Loving your Big Tip episode 394.

00:25:59
Speaker 21: What happened? Hey, brothers and boys, it's Marilyn from Omaha.

00:26:03
Speaker 2: Loving your Big Tip episode 394.

00:26:05
Speaker 8: Don't curse, don't.

00:26:06
Speaker 11: Curse, Marilyn.

00:26:07
Speaker 8: And just so many jokes just with the name of what you named the episode. So sorry. But I would not mess with my man's tip. Like, that's his money and he earned it. And actually, I would be proud of him.

00:26:19
Speaker 11: I'm like, yeah, he is hot and he is mine. Also, good job on her.

00:26:25
Speaker 23: Shoot your shot.

00:26:26
Speaker 21: Shoot your shot.

00:26:27
Speaker 33: Good on you.

00:26:28
Speaker 9: So, love you.

00:26:30
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:26:31
Speaker 7: Love you, too. She sounds like a preschool teacher. You know, she's fun. She's happy.

00:26:35
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:26:35
Speaker 7: She's talking like— So she agreed with everybody but the woman who gave the money back, the actual girlfriend.

00:26:40
Speaker 18: All right.

00:26:41
Speaker 7: I agree with you on that.

00:26:42
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I agree with you on that as well. That's my stance.

00:26:45
Speaker 23: All right.

00:26:47
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. We'll be right back.

00:26:48
Speaker 4: The Podcast with Skiri and Brody.

00:26:51
Speaker 5: All right.

00:26:52
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm going to say Marilyn represents everyone from Omaha who listens to the podcast.

00:26:56
Speaker 18: Yeah.

00:26:56
Speaker 6: All right.

00:26:57
Speaker 1: Let's see what fun lies around the corner here.

00:26:58
Speaker 7: Everyone's nice. I'm just.

00:27:04
Speaker 17: Going to say what a fraud sports fan Scary Jones is.

00:27:08
Speaker 21: Stick to music.

00:27:10
Speaker 17: Because I'm listening to an episode of the All Fair show and he goes on his rant about how basketball is a soap opera for guys and it rips it and everything. And then Greg T asked him who his favorite team is and he said if you had to pick one it'd be the Nets.

00:27:26
Speaker 11: So take all your Knicks stuff off because you ain't a Knicks fan.

00:27:31
Speaker 5: You're a.

00:27:33
Speaker 7: So at that time, 12 years ago, at that time, um, at that time of my, um, the career basketball fandom in the fan.

00:27:43
Speaker 32: Yeah.

00:27:44
Speaker 1: Um, I think I.

00:27:45
Speaker 7: Was doing an endorsement for the nets and I couldn't rip other teams. So I think I said, I like the nets, but I never said I wasn't a Nick fan. I never shit all over the Knicks. I could never do that because I've always been a Knicks fan, but, Then again, When the Nets came to Brooklyn, I was very excited.

00:28:09
Speaker 1: It's the same way Jay-Z, in.

00:28:11
Speaker 7: His song Empire State of Mind, talks about Knicks and Nets give him high fives.

00:28:16
Speaker 1: High fives. Knicks and Nets give me high fives. Knicks and Nets.

00:28:21
Speaker 23: Why?

00:28:22
Speaker 7: Because he's got some financial interest in the Barclays Center, where the Nets play, and he's a Knicks fan because.

00:28:28
Speaker 1: He was born in Brooklyn.

00:28:30
Speaker 7: So I can understand that.

00:28:32
Speaker 10: And.

00:28:33
Speaker 7: I don't downvote or not root for the Brooklyn Nets. I became aware of the Nets more when they moved to Brooklyn, and I was excited for them. I'm like, fucking A, Brooklyn now has its own basketball team. But that never made me not like the Knicks. Does that make any sense? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was that deep. But unless you could say, well, you can't be a Yankees and a Mets fan. That you cannot be. See, that's different. I don't know why, but it is.

00:29:07
Speaker 2: No, it's not different. You can't be a Jets-Giants fan.

00:29:10
Speaker 7: No. Well, the thing is, I don't hate the Jets. See, there's another example. I'm a Giants fan, but when the Jets were doing well, I was rooting for them. There's not a rivalry. There's not a rivalry there. Football. So the same way there's no rivalry between the.

00:29:25
Speaker 1: Nets and the Knicks.

00:29:26
Speaker 2: Giants fans don't hate the Jets.

00:29:27
Speaker 7: But there's no Nets and Knicks rivalry either.

00:29:30
Speaker 2: Well, that's because it's like 90-10.

00:29:32
Speaker 7: But it's also the Knicks Celtics have the rivalry.

00:29:36
Speaker 2: Yes, but Nets fans, a lot of Nets fans hate the Knicks. They're sick of the old brother, the big brother owning the town. I mean, when the Knicks won, and not to get sportsy on Slice Time, but people were talking like New York had one basketball team. This is the city's team. I mean, there's two teams here.

00:29:53
Speaker 29: There is.

00:29:53
Speaker 5: Listen.

00:29:54
Speaker 2: Granted, the Nets have moved from Long Island to Jersey, back to Long Island.

00:29:58
Speaker 7: If the Nets went all the way, and they did with the Jason Kidd days, I was excited for the Nets even when they were in New Jersey.

00:30:05
Speaker 1: But you know, that team, it's not the same.

00:30:07
Speaker 7: I understand.

00:30:07
Speaker 1: They put Kevin Durant on there along with some of the.

00:30:10
Speaker 7: Other, we're getting, we're getting sports. Anyway, whatever.

00:30:14
Speaker 2: That being said, scary likes to Nick's. He was excited about the nets back in the day. And, uh, he had a sponsor. He couldn't piss off. All right, let's move on.

00:30:22
Speaker 11: Getting metal. Wow.

00:30:24
Speaker 7: They get some, what the hell's good.

00:30:26
Speaker 1: Where did this come from?

00:30:27
Speaker 3: What?

00:30:29
Speaker 11: Well, getting metal.

00:30:30
Speaker 6: Wow.

00:30:31
Speaker 11: They get so many cases a year. a month, a day, and they just don't want to deal with you assholes. You take your $ 4 and shoved up your ass.

00:30:43
Speaker 7: My favorite is it just comes in out of nowhere. I don't know what he's talking about. Who had $ 4 and who shoved it up? I think he's leaving a talkback for the wrong podcast. All right, we'll continue.

00:30:56
Speaker 11: The one you complained because you didn't like your nachos and you talked to Steve. whatever, I'm not going to say the last name. He's such an asshole. They just talk to you because they don't want to deal with you. A manager in a local restaurant doesn't want to talk to you. How many assholes do they deal with in a day? Good night.

00:31:20
Speaker 1: I don't know who this person is.

00:31:24
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to piece this together. Messing up nachos sounds like a story I would tell I haven't told a nacho story in a long time, and I don't think there was a nacho story in the throwback episode. And also, if somebody messes up anyone's food, they should bring it to the attention of the restaurant.

00:31:44
Speaker 7: All right.

00:31:46
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old cowboy. One more time. One more time. Yes, sir. Bob Reno.

00:31:54
Speaker 20: You know, a funny thing happened to me this morning going over to my local Walmart.

00:32:00
Speaker 3: You know, at least I think it's funny.

00:32:02
Speaker 20: But anyway, you know, I went by, you know, picked up a couple of things and went to the self-checkout. OK, there's three self-checkout things there. There's two to my left and one to my right. OK, there's nobody there. Absolutely nobody in the line. So I'll proceed there to check out the.

00:32:22
Speaker 3: Scan my items there, and you know.

00:32:24
Speaker 20: I got a little curious and I told the girl, was I able to pay with a card on that other one on the left side?

00:32:30
Speaker 3: She said, yeah. Okay, all right.

00:32:33
Speaker 20: So then I was going to scan again, and then I said, what about the one on the right side?

00:32:37
Speaker 3: Could I have paid with a card there?

00:32:39
Speaker 11: She said, yeah.

00:32:40
Speaker 3: Oh my God. That's when I heard the music.

00:32:43
Speaker 19: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- So why in the hell did you ask me if I was paying with a card?

00:32:56
Speaker 20: I could have paid with a card on any one of the three God darn registers.

00:33:00
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous, Paul. I don't know. I thought that was funny.

00:33:03
Speaker 20: But if you don't think it's funny and you don't get a chuckle out of it, well, I guess you had to be there.

00:33:09
Speaker 18: Okay.

00:33:09
Speaker 3: All righty, guys. I'll see you later. And adios. Hopefully I don't get in any more fights at the self-checkouts.

00:33:15
Speaker 20: All righty.

00:33:16
Speaker 3: Adios.

00:33:17
Speaker 18: Adios, amigo.

00:33:18
Speaker 1: My assumption is.

00:33:20
Speaker 2: She asked you if you're paying with a card because none of them take cash. That's probably why she asked you that. They do that at Target a lot. You're paying with a card?

00:33:30
Speaker 16: Yeah.

00:33:30
Speaker 2: Because if you say cash, they'll go, oh, I can't do that.

00:33:33
Speaker 7: All right, here we go. Liam's back.

00:33:35
Speaker 2: I'm drinking Sky Juice.

00:33:38
Speaker 7: I am happy as a kite.

00:33:40
Speaker 1: Sky Juice.

00:33:41
Speaker 21: Probably somebody else on this channel, too.

00:33:43
Speaker 4: Sky Juice.

00:33:44
Speaker 7: That's the funniest thing I heard on Fridays.

00:33:46
Speaker 21: That made my day.

00:33:48
Speaker 7: He's talking about a live broadcast from Baja Mar while we were interviewing.

00:33:54
Speaker 1: Ryan Tedder.

00:33:56
Speaker 7: And they came in with a round of drinks called Sky Juice. Hey, Liam, one more reminder. This is not the Elvis Duran morning show. As much as I love it, stop doing that. Nobody knows what you're talking about.

00:34:16
Speaker 11: Stop.

00:34:17
Speaker 7: Call the big show. They would love it. Or maybe, maybe he meant to leave it for the big show, but he was on the Brooklyn boys channel.

00:34:27
Speaker 6: I don't know.

00:34:28
Speaker 7: No.

00:34:30
Speaker 1: Well, it came. I'll tell you what. It came in while we were. What'd you say?

00:34:39
Speaker 7: Does the Elvis Duran show ever play talkback?

00:34:40
Speaker 14: We do.

00:34:41
Speaker 3: We do.

00:34:41
Speaker 23: A lot.

00:34:42
Speaker 1: Okay, continue.

00:34:43
Speaker 2: Liam, leave it for them.

00:34:45
Speaker 5: Hey, Brooklyn boys.

00:34:46
Speaker 3: Dan from San Ant.

00:34:47
Speaker 17: I'm at my local HB grocery store in Texas.

00:34:51
Speaker 15: I don't know if you can hear the music in the background here.

00:34:56
Speaker 3: White Lines.

00:34:57
Speaker 21: Oh, White Lines.

00:35:00
Speaker 6: Yeah.

00:35:02
Speaker 7: They're playing White Lines, the theme song to Slice Time.

00:35:06
Speaker 2: In a place of business?

00:35:08
Speaker 1: I love that. At the HV. At a grocery store.

00:35:12
Speaker 2: Maybe they thought white lines was like lines of white people in line.

00:35:16
Speaker 5: Maybe.

00:35:16
Speaker 7: You don't know what I mean?

00:35:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hysterical. That's a rarity.

00:35:20
Speaker 7: You don't really hear that song anywhere, ever.

00:35:23
Speaker 2: Not in public like that. That's great.

00:35:25
Speaker 7: Thank you for that.

00:35:26
Speaker 31: Sunday morning alert. Juan Valdez is in the bullpen warming up. And by the way, Mr. Scary Jones said this, I used to hate this song, but.

00:35:37
Speaker 1: You got to give me like a spoiler. Don't, don't, I don't want to know.

00:35:41
Speaker 7: Okay.

00:35:41
Speaker 21: Mario Winans.

00:35:51
Speaker 7: And Maroon 5.

00:35:53
Speaker 3: I don't want to know. No, no.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: Who's taking you home, home, home.

00:35:58
Speaker 7: That's great.

00:35:59
Speaker 3: And we haven't.

00:36:00
Speaker 31: Oh, Done one of these in a while.

00:36:07
Speaker 32: Oh, David Brody's always wrong.

00:36:10
Speaker 7: He's wrong.

00:36:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Scary was wrong. I didn't say it.

00:36:15
Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, it's MJ from NJ. Jay, oh my God, I couldn't stop laughing. I, thank God, I was near my house. I had to go to the bathroom because I wouldn't want night in my pants. When, I know this is late, I'm behind because I had surgery, so I'm listening to, listen, Gary does not look like a thumb.

00:36:38
Speaker 8: He's not old.

00:36:40
Speaker 14: And he has every right, every opinion to talk about, like, maybe Madonna shouldn't have hey it's uh me again yes gary's entitled to an opinion those were hateful comments but you're always going to get comments from people he shared his opinion yes there was probably more artists that were worthy of the vmas give her give madonna one last shot she's 68 i want to your old woman. Well, she has 80, but that's besides the point. All right.

00:37:12
Speaker 23: Give it to her this time.

00:37:14
Speaker 8: Next year's another year. That's it.

00:37:16
Speaker 21: I disagree.

00:37:17
Speaker 14: Love you guys.

00:37:17
Speaker 7: No, no, you're not going to give, you're not going to just win this award just because you're, you're at the end of your, like under the line here. And it's like your swan song. Um, it should be the best performing artist period. And she was not, there was a lot more people that did a lot better and outshined her. Most people didn't even know she had an album out. I stand with my own opinion and I will stand here and I have, and thank you for telling me MJ that I have a right to my opinion.

00:37:47
Speaker 20: Yes.

00:37:48
Speaker 7: Hey, you might've, you might've heard, this is the Brooklyn boys podcast with scary and Brody.

00:37:53
Speaker 1: And we, this is what we do. We give our opinions.

00:37:57
Speaker 7: So she said you're entitled to.

00:37:58
Speaker 18: Yeah.

00:37:58
Speaker 1: No, I disagree with you. So that's the part I agree with that.

00:38:01
Speaker 7: She's right.

00:38:01
Speaker 25: I am.

00:38:02
Speaker 7: Oh, okay.

00:38:03
Speaker 1: I get to say what I want to say on any topic. I want to, Hello, this is.

00:38:10
Speaker 34: Sarah from Landing, New Jersey. I was responding to your talk about words that you cannot say. I, for some reason, cannot say the word ambulance. I usually just end up calling the paramedic mobile. Everyone gets a kick out of it every time they try to get me to say it.

00:38:34
Speaker 6: All right, that's all.

00:38:35
Speaker 33: Love you guys.

00:38:37
Speaker 2: Okay, think about it with a Y. Amb, Y-A, Amb-ya-lance.

00:38:42
Speaker 7: That's the best way to get over it, is by breaking the word down.

00:38:47
Speaker 3: Ambulance.

00:38:48
Speaker 7: Ambulance.

00:38:49
Speaker 2: Don't look at the way it's spelled.

00:38:51
Speaker 1: Amb-ya-lance.

00:38:53
Speaker 2: Or Amb-ya-lance.

00:38:56
Speaker 7: Amb-ya-lance. Ambulance.

00:38:59
Speaker 3: Ambulance.

00:39:00
Speaker 1: Ambulance.

00:39:01
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, it's me again. You know, Brody.

00:39:03
Speaker 18: Oh.

00:39:05
Speaker 20: Concerning your settlement there with the trail mix company there with the fruit and berries where you bit off more than you can chew you know you went about it all wrong man when you go after a big company like that and by yourself it just doesn't work out you don't get you know they don't feel it you know what you needed to do is get somebody like the top dog lawyer not a sponsor by the way because you know what would have happened yeah he would have probably sent you out to a.

00:39:36
Speaker 3: Medical specialists to get you checked out and see if there was anything wrong. They always find something, you know.

00:39:41
Speaker 20: And then they would have sent you to therapy and gotten all kinds of x-rays. And then you would have made a case for pain and suffering, loss of work, all kinds of stuff. But you need those guys. They know what they're doing, those top dog lawyers. Not a sponsor, by the way.

00:39:57
Speaker 3: But anyway, you know, because you can't do it all on your own, bro.

00:40:00
Speaker 20: Those companies, you know, they're too big.

00:40:02
Speaker 3: You can't get your money's worth.

00:40:06
Speaker 1: Are you listening to what he's saying? Are you listening to what he's putting down?

00:40:10
Speaker 2: I have a similar story that I'm going to share on the Brooklyn Boys about something that happened to somebody we know on social media where a similar thing happened to her and how she dealt with it and the response she got.

00:40:20
Speaker 1: I think he's got one more.

00:40:21
Speaker 20: And you know, I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to guesstimate you probably could have settled for $ 20, 000 or maybe even.

00:40:28
Speaker 3: $ 25, 000.

00:40:28
Speaker 5: Or $ 30, 000, you know.

00:40:29
Speaker 18: But....

00:40:32
Speaker 20: After the lawyer's fees and the therapy fees and the doctor fees and all that kind of crap, you still would have ended.

00:40:39
Speaker 3: Up with $ 4 anyway.

00:40:41
Speaker 5: So I don't know.

00:40:42
Speaker 20: Yeah, well, I don't know, but the company would have felt it, you know. So next time you get something like that, don't forget to call the top dog lawyer.

00:40:49
Speaker 3: Not a sponsor, by the way.

00:40:50
Speaker 25: All right.

00:40:51
Speaker 5: Thank you.

00:40:52
Speaker 6: Thank you.

00:40:53
Speaker 1: Mother trucker.

00:40:54
Speaker 6: Hit the fucking jingle.

00:40:58
Speaker 3: Bitch.

00:40:59
Speaker 18: Bitch.

00:41:01
Speaker 6: What up, B-Boys? It's David from Connecticut, originally from the BX. Yeah, the word I have trouble with all the time, and please don't make fun of me, because I can't say it. It's inevitable. Inevitable.

00:41:18
Speaker 1: Inevitable.

00:41:19
Speaker 6: You know the word. Inevitable. It's about to happen.

00:41:23
Speaker 7: Hi, B-Boys. We're going to work it out. Syllables, baby.

00:41:26
Speaker 1: Inevitable.

00:41:26
Speaker 7: Inevitable.

00:41:29
Speaker 1: Inevitable.

00:41:31
Speaker 6: Yeah.

00:41:33
Speaker 1: Inevitable. Some people can't do it.

00:41:35
Speaker 2: No, you got to say it slowly, slowly, a little faster, a little faster. Inevitable.

00:41:39
Speaker 7: Inevitable.

00:41:41
Speaker 2: Inevitable.

00:41:43
Speaker 10: Ah.

00:41:43
Speaker 18: Ah.

00:41:44
Speaker 5: Okay.

00:41:45
Speaker 1: Here's a corrupt file.

00:41:47
Speaker 7: That's great. It has 13 seconds of audio that is not playing. So we'll skip that.

00:41:53
Speaker 25: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Question for episode 394. This is Aaron from Orlando. If you go to a restaurant and you leave a waiter a very large amount of cash, but you plan on going back the next day with another woman, is it a tip or a bribe?

00:42:13
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a great one.

00:42:17
Speaker 7: I'm going to have to say it's a bribe. Play that again. Play it again.

00:42:22
Speaker 25: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Question for episode 394. This is Aaron from Orlando. If you go to a restaurant and you leave a waiter a very large amount of cash, but you plan on going back the next day with another woman, is it a tip or a bribe?

00:42:43
Speaker 7: I'm on team bribe on this one because it's almost like, you know, you're going to do something nefarious and you return the next.

00:42:50
Speaker 2: It's definitely on team shut your mouth. It's definitely on team keep your mouth shut.

00:42:53
Speaker 8: Yeah.

00:42:54
Speaker 7: So you're bribing to keep the mouth shut or you want to impress them so much with a big tip that hopefully you'll get a second big tip on the second, the next night. So mind your own business. I think that one's on the border. That's a gray area.

00:43:10
Speaker 8: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

00:43:12
Speaker 34: We will be right back.

00:43:14
Speaker 1: We're in the home stretch, David Brody.

00:43:16
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to stretch while I'm home.

00:43:18
Speaker 7: Let's see what's waiting for us on the other side here.

00:43:22
Speaker 23: Skylar from New Jersey.

00:43:24
Speaker 7: Ah, Skylar.

00:43:27
Speaker 23: I am so sorry about Reggie. 17 talkbacks in a row. Unacceptable. Embarrassing. I.

00:43:41
Speaker 23: Well, that's Reggie. You know, it's worth sharing a place and a body with her.

00:43:52
Speaker 1: Thank you, Skylar.

00:43:53
Speaker 14: Hey, Scary, got a question for you.

00:43:55
Speaker 11: Yes.

00:43:58
Speaker 29: Don't you have an insurance company as a client?

00:44:02
Speaker 7: Yes, I do.

00:44:02
Speaker 29: Why didn't you get a good deal on your insurance or a reduced deductible if you're... If you are representing them instead of.

00:44:10
Speaker 1: Having to pay $ 5, 000.

00:44:11
Speaker 29: Or $ 6, 000 for that window that you broke.

00:44:15
Speaker 7: Because, well, I didn't pay the $ 5, 000 out of pocket. The deductible was $ 2, 500 and I paid.

00:44:21
Speaker 1: The other $ 2, 500.

00:44:22
Speaker 7: $ 2, 500 is what came out of my pocket. But I'll say I paid the lowest price a month, which... Leaves me with a high deductible. So maybe my lesson here is pay a little more per month to get a lower deductible. So it doesn't hurt as much. But yes, I am covered.

00:44:47
Speaker 33: So there are like seven prompts for we slices to give our thoughts. But then again, if we leave seven talkbacks, then some of them are going to be caught off on the floor.

00:45:01
Speaker 21: So maybe don't prompt so many things. Maybe some things are just a funny story.

00:45:08
Speaker 7: You know what? He makes a great point. We always tell them, leave a talkback, leave a talkback, leave a talkback. So people are leaving talkbacks. They want to comment on multiple things.

00:45:19
Speaker 21: Yeah, it's fine.

00:45:20
Speaker 2: It's just when you leave eight in a row, it overloads the system. And it overloads the show, to be honest.

00:45:31
Speaker 33: So I did watch the video of the lady getting hit with the thing, the swing on the mole. First of all, there should have been a guard because the mole has that swing. And that swing has been there for a long time. She wasn't looking and she got hit. This, yes, she deserves a paycheck. Oh, hey, I will walk into that head on and get a paycheck.

00:45:53
Speaker 21: But then again, the mole should have a guard on it because it's a swing.

00:45:57
Speaker 1: We agree.

00:45:59
Speaker 21: And so it's pretty scary.

00:46:02
Speaker 10: Okay.

00:46:03
Speaker 33: Uh, tip money is secret money. It's the money I get. I've never disclosed my tips to anybody.

00:46:10
Speaker 3: So, uh, hey, guy, what.

00:46:13
Speaker 6: The fuck are you doing?

00:46:14
Speaker 3: All right.

00:46:15
Speaker 1: Thank you, Juan.

00:46:17
Speaker 21: Hey, Brooklyn, what's up with this? And it's always burning scary.

00:46:19
Speaker 1: This is four.

00:46:20
Speaker 21: Uh, Paris Hilton. Who that? Uh, Taco Bell. Keep your hands off the trash. Good Lord.

00:46:31
Speaker 33: I love Taco Bell for cheap knockoff Mexican food when I'm drunk.

00:46:38
Speaker 21: So, Parrish Hilton could literally hashtag blow me. I would like to know what Brody gets.

00:46:49
Speaker 1: Brody, what do you get at Taco Bell?

00:46:54
Speaker 2: Anything that has meat cheese and tomatoes in it and some kind of like lava sauce or Chipotle sauce that you figure it out.

00:47:05
Speaker 7: I mean, if it, if it, if it has sour cream and lettuce and Pico de Gallo, I don't need it. Yeah.

00:47:11
Speaker 2: So, I mean, kind of weird.

00:47:12
Speaker 7: We told you before nobody loves you more.

00:47:29
Speaker 21: So yeah we still want your order.

00:47:31
Speaker 7: He's still going.

00:47:35
Speaker 35: He's done brooklyn boys t white uh the girlfriend is corny just if you want to send a message say you know thanks for the tip whatever uh but he has a girlfriend and then done you don't got to do all the extra but also it's not really bribery that she left the tip for the guy to say hey call me like it's a Guys often wave around money like, hey, look, I'm rich. It's a way to reason to date me. And we love a woman in male dominated fields just showing her money to say, come date me. But in other news, I also have. to agree with scary the throwback episode i do like the dynamic of you guys in the same room it's not a huge deal but there's that that half second pause from the uh doing it online that you don't have in studio um.

00:48:22
Speaker 4: I i do like the dynamic better i can't lie.

00:48:26
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's unfortunate, but that goes with pretty much everything. When you're doing stuff remote, computer to computer, person to person, there is a slight delay. There's not the energy in the room, the body language. You could see it, feel it.

00:48:43
Speaker 1: It's a tough one. It's tough.

00:48:44
Speaker 10: But.

00:48:46
Speaker 7: You know, listen, if you want to go, Brody, if you want to go up to the Elvis Duran Big Show studio and record our podcast and come to 55th Street every day, we can do this.

00:48:56
Speaker 2: Oh, let me think about that for a minute. Nah.

00:49:00
Speaker 3: You know why, folks?

00:49:01
Speaker 7: Tolls and gas.

00:49:02
Speaker 2: Tolls, it's 50 bucks to get into the city.

00:49:04
Speaker 1: And traffic.

00:49:05
Speaker 2: And I got my couch right there.

00:49:07
Speaker 7: I know.

00:49:08
Speaker 2: And my dogs, and it's all good here.

00:49:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pandemic ruined everyone.

00:49:13
Speaker 7: Yeah.

00:49:14
Speaker 3: All right.

00:49:14
Speaker 11: Let's go there for Michigan.

00:49:16
Speaker 21: Okay.

00:49:17
Speaker 25: Here.

00:49:18
Speaker 8: And I swear, I cannot say.

00:49:20
Speaker 3: The camp that.

00:49:21
Speaker 36: Is located in our area is like camp economic or something.

00:49:25
Speaker 8: And that's not right at all but.

00:49:28
Speaker 36: No matter how many times people tell me i cannot get it can't cope economic and spell it that that's not right not right 52 years old still.

00:49:39
Speaker 2: Can't say it You got to tell us the name of the camp and where it is so we can see if we can say it.

00:49:43
Speaker 14: Yeah.

00:49:44
Speaker 2: But, you know, but saying like a difficult Indian name is not the same as not being able to say pistachio or specificity.

00:49:53
Speaker 18: Yeah.

00:49:54
Speaker 2: Like, I want to hear this word now.

00:49:56
Speaker 7: I'm very intrigued.

00:49:58
Speaker 2: It's probably like camp muckalucka muckalucka muckalucka.

00:50:01
Speaker 7: You know, something difficult.

00:50:02
Speaker 2: Hey there, Lisa from Delaware.

00:50:03
Speaker 7: What up?

00:50:04
Speaker 32: Commenting on episode 393 about the words that you can't say.

00:50:08
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.

00:50:09
Speaker 32: Family laughs at me all the time. I can't say all like oil change. I also can't say explanation mark. I can't say it. Don't know why, but those are the two that come to mind. Had me laughing in the morning.

00:50:29
Speaker 7: That's terrific. But here's the question.

00:50:30
Speaker 2: You're obviously not Jewish because you definitely would know how to say Oi, right? So Oi, and then Ooh.

00:50:37
Speaker 7: I love it. I love the fact that these are words that I find very common. Hey, listen, you know, there are certain stumble words for a lot of people. Elvis has a couple.

00:50:47
Speaker 1: I have a few. I'm trying to remember what they are, but whatever.

00:50:53
Speaker 7: We did that.

00:50:54
Speaker 3: We did.

00:50:54
Speaker 2: No, I think, I think it's terrific that people are sharing their words. I just, I think like oil is like oi. It's like it starts with oi. Share your stumble words with us.

00:51:02
Speaker 17: All right.

00:51:03
Speaker 2: And if I can help you in any way, let me know. I'll try to help you.

00:51:08
Speaker 25: Luke, what do you want to listen to? I need to listen to Brooklyn Boys.

00:51:14
Speaker 24: You want to listen to who?

00:51:15
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys.

00:51:16
Speaker 11: That's right. The littlest slice loves the Brooklyn Boys.

00:51:20
Speaker 1: Say have a good night.

00:51:22
Speaker 27: Have a good night.

00:51:24
Speaker 3: And who is it?

00:51:24
Speaker 1: Is it Brody and Scary or Scary and Brody?

00:51:27
Speaker 11: Scary.

00:51:28
Speaker 1: That's my boy.

00:51:30
Speaker 18: Scary.

00:51:30
Speaker 2: Because he heard a second.

00:51:32
Speaker 6: Aha!

00:51:32
Speaker 1: That's why.

00:51:33
Speaker 2: He said Brody. You didn't hear it.

00:51:35
Speaker 3: He went, and scary.

00:51:36
Speaker 1: He said scary.

00:51:37
Speaker 7: He said and scary.

00:51:38
Speaker 8: Nope.

00:51:39
Speaker 1: Didn't say it that way. Revisionist history. Who's this?

00:51:45
Speaker 7: You're back.

00:51:49
Speaker 4: We love you, Brooklyn boys.

00:51:50
Speaker 11: Caitlin and Luke.

00:51:52
Speaker 2: Luke's your big brother now.

00:51:54
Speaker 19: Goodnight.

00:52:01
Speaker 4: Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn in the Bronx. Hopefully this talk that goes through, because I had like 85,432 that did not. Scary fucking Jones. Please stop quoting DMX if you don't know the words. It's embarrassing. I love you, but that's embarrassing. Don't do that. Don't embarrass me in public.

00:52:27
Speaker 7: Don't bash you. I guess some of the, oh, but when I was, what was it?

00:52:33
Speaker 1: Party Up? Was that it? Or Stop, Drop? Oh, no, I was like Stop, Drop. Stop, Drop. Hold them down. Open up shop or something. I said the wrong word. I said the wrong thing. As I'm doing it right now.

00:52:46
Speaker 7: Yeah.

00:52:46
Speaker 3: I don't know.

00:52:47
Speaker 7: There's a lot.

00:52:49
Speaker 2: Apologies to be there.

00:52:52
Speaker 3: All right.

00:52:52
Speaker 7: One Republic in Timberland. I didn't say apologize. I said apologize.

00:52:57
Speaker 1: Oh, apologize. Okay, next one. Okay, this is great.

00:53:02
Speaker 7: A 30-second clip with no audio in it.

00:53:04
Speaker 2: That was someone who agreed with me.

00:53:10
Speaker 7: I hate to go out on that note. That was the last one. All right, that's the end of that, folks. Appreciate it.

00:53:15
Speaker 1: You know what you do?

00:53:16
Speaker 12: What?

00:53:17
Speaker 2: Why don't we just play the last call again and just act like that was the last one? Just go, all right, that was the last one.

00:53:23
Speaker 3: Just do that. Yeah, all right.

00:53:24
Speaker 1: No edits. Thank you, Maddie, from the Bronx, Brooklyn.

00:53:28
Speaker 2: Good way to finish up. It's a great way to finish up. Scary is wrong. I always love that.

00:53:32
Speaker 1: The scary is wrong moment.

00:53:34
Speaker 2: Let's get out of here. We got to get some work done, and then we're going to record an episode this week.

00:53:38
Speaker 1: Do we? It's already the end of the week. You fucked us up, Brody.

00:53:42
Speaker 3: No, I did not.

00:53:43
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that on the Brooklyn Boys. And we hung out together this week in person.

00:53:47
Speaker 7: We did.

00:53:48
Speaker 2: I was in Scary's apartment. I saw things.

00:53:50
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys.

00:53:58
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.

00:54:00
Speaker 3: Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.

00:54:05
Speaker 6: Talk facts are phenomenal.

00:54:06
Speaker 3: Baby.

00:54:07
Speaker 6: Tell all the friends you could be on.

00:54:09
Speaker 7: It's slicing time.

00:54:10
Speaker 19: Free dessert.

00:54:12
Speaker 12: Free dessert.