The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #393

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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.

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Speaker 2: Of who's wrong, who's right.

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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you. Talkbacks are phenomenal.

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Speaker 4: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on.

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Speaker 3: It's Slice.

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Speaker 5: Time.

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Speaker 1: Free dessert.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episodes 393 and beyond. How's it going?

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Speaker 1: I'm Scary Jones. I'm David Brody, and I'm still here. Welcome back, Skiri. Yeah, thank you so much, man.

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Speaker 6: I've had a crazy, crazy week, which we'll talk about on the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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Speaker 1: I have thoughts. You have thoughts? I have thoughts.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know. Well, what else is new? Is there ever a time that you're left speechless on anything? No, never.

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Speaker 8: Never.

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Speaker 9: But I have some interesting observations about your trip. So we'll get to all that on the next episode of.

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Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But for now, this is the side piece.

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Speaker 6: This is the episode about the episode. This is the companion episode, the one where you get to comment on the main episode. It's slice time. Thank you, slices. And you did it by clicking the microphone button on the iHeartRadio app exclusively.

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Speaker 1: All right. We got a lot of these there, Brody.

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Speaker 10: A lot.

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Speaker 1: So where are we going to start?

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Speaker 6: At the very beginning? That's usually where. Is that a very good place to start?

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Speaker 1: A very good place to start, yes. Okay. Cool.

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Speaker 4: I'm here because you guys paused my shit. It was for Steve. Steve, listen up. Get yourself a Red Cross training course in first aid, response, and all that, and then you can understand.

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Speaker 1: How to hire or not hire a person. If they do not understand how to This is not your messaging service. You don't hire. That's what you do. You train yourself and then you know.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Liam clearly trying to send a message to Steve there. Shots fired. That's a fight in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 9: He's talking about, for those of you, this is from a leftover from last week. He's talking about how to hire a lifeguard.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right. Listen, Slices.

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Speaker 9: Go into the Brooklyn Boys fan page on Facebook and have all these side conversations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, message each other there. But you know what? Liam's not the only offender, to be fair. Well, I'm okay with the people who are hitting. No, we got a lot of people.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: What I'm saying is I'm okay with like Asian Mike hitting on all the women.

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 6: You know, we got people sending messages to people.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it to get into that. People who need people. All right, let's go.

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Speaker 11: Manny from Jersey here.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I agree with the thumb. I didn't even know Madonna had an album this year.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm the thumb.

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Speaker 6: Someone insulted me. A Madonna fan insulted me, called me a thumb. Said you look like a thumb.

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Speaker 9: I don't know a lot of thumbs that have spiked up black hair like you do.

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Speaker 1: Vinny from Brooklyn, you don't have that. I don't have that. Messaging service. So both of us.

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Speaker 12: Can't say, oh, well, because we don't feel blah, blah, blah, because of, no, because we don't have it. I know people diagnosed with that who aren't surrounded by really great looking people. They still have body dysmorphia. No offense to all the uglies in their lives.

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Speaker 1: Once again, people using us as a messaging service. Well, she's commenting on a talkback, so... All right. Anyway. You're defending these people. No, I'm just... She was talking about body dysmorphia. Anyway, moving on. These are all from, like.

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Speaker 13: Brody and Scary, Frank the PT from Connecticut. 100% if I'm with my friend or usually... Or specifically, if I'm with, like, my cousin Johnny, that guy.

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Speaker 1: He's huge. Like, he's my height.

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Speaker 13: I'm, like, six feet tall, but he's... I mean, he's so strong. He works out so much. He benches like 350. Yeah, when I'm with him, fight us.

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Speaker 14: Fight me.

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Speaker 1: Fight him. Thank you. Big buddy balls. All right.

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Speaker 13: Also, I know I've said this many times, but Brody is fantastic. Fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 13: Skiri, you're funny too, but I just love Brody. I seriously miss Brody being on the big show.

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Speaker 14: Oh, my gosh.

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Speaker 13: Come back to the big show, please, man.

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Speaker 1: Please. No, I'm just kidding. No, I don't want to get up in the morning. Brody. It's too much.

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Speaker 3: It's too much.

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Speaker 13: I am so proud.

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Speaker 14: See that you are still alive after admitting you were wrong.

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Speaker 1: It did not hurt you to say that you're wrong.

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Speaker 3: I am so, so proud of you.

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Speaker 10: So happy.

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Speaker 1: You are now on my friends list again.

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Speaker 14: Congratulations on making your way back. It's still going to be scary.

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Speaker 15: And brody though.

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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, but I am just more than thrilled.

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Speaker 9: Well, I may have to admit I'm wrong one or two more times to get in front of scary.

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Speaker 1: I'll see what I can do.

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Speaker 3: Yo!

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Speaker 1: Talk to me, baby.

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Speaker 16: That was a guy talking about the tribulation thing.

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Speaker 3: That wasn't me. Don't get me confused.

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Speaker 17: They kind of sound like me, but no.

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Speaker 14: I'll always start my sentence off with Brody.

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Speaker 1: So, no.

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Speaker 18: That wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 14: Reggie here. So.

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Speaker 19: If I made merch that says Reggie here, do I have to split the profits with you?

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Speaker 1: No, you get none of it. Because I already.

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Speaker 14: Have an entire logo for Reggie here.

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Speaker 19: My brother made it for me back when he was pretending to be a graphic designer. So what if I just, you know what?

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Speaker 14: Let me just put that on a shirt right now and see if anyone would like to buy it.

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Speaker 11: Hmm.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to do that.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 18: Hey, it's Dave from New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Dave? I think it's mean, it's rude, it's.

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Speaker 13: Unnecessary, but saying somebody looks like a thumb might be one of the funniest insults I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was clever, too. That's why I read it. Crickets here, Liam. Hey, Scary, what's this song?

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Speaker 4: What's that one?

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Speaker 1: What's that song? I don't have Suzanne. You got to give me a little more than that, Liam. Come on now, buddy. You heard a song and you don't know what it is?

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Speaker 9: You know you can use Google and there's a microphone on Google where it says song search and you can do that into it and if you do enough of it, it'll tell you what the song is.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Little known, little known. Liam here, the woman talking about.

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Speaker 4: Going to the bathroom, don't ever mention where you're going or what you gotta do. In martial arts, Krav Maga, Aikido, we do not mention shit.

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Speaker 1: It just happens.

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Speaker 4: And on top of that, I carry a 3000 lumen flashlight, laser flashlight, and pepper spray, pocket knife, five and a half inches.

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Speaker 1: I do not play.

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Speaker 4: Don't ever tell what you're doing.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Did he just say Krav Maga? He did. Liam here. Krav Maga, Shane. What is that name? Liam here. Crickets.

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Speaker 4: I'll take that name.

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Speaker 1: Steve, just take a Red Cross training course.

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Speaker 4: Now you know what to do. In first aid, stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Steve. Yeah, a little bit.

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Speaker 9: Liam, give out your email or your Twitter handle or your Instagram and let Steve get back to you.

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Speaker 18: Oh, boy.

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Speaker 1: Liam here.

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Speaker 3: Uh-oh.

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Speaker 11: I know.

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Speaker 4: Uh-oh.

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Speaker 1: That's five.

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Speaker 4: Don't fucking block me. So there's way more fucking cars or run by China. Somebody overseas is driving your fucking ass because you're stupid.

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Speaker 20: It's basic.

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Speaker 1: It's all right. Wake up, people. Come on, he's still going.

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Speaker 17: Liam, stop.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man. He's doing his conspiracy theories now. Respect it. Respect it.

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Speaker 3: With the motherfucking background noise. And anyway, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 18: Sum up this bullshit about the copyright infringement for you real quick.

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Speaker 1: Scary, listen up, all right?

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Speaker 18: If I owned a male prostitution ring called the Brooklyn Guys, you wouldn't like that very much because that could cause a bad image alongside the Brooklyn Boys podcast because the.

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Speaker 1: Name's so similar.

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Speaker 18: So then you would sue me and I would change the name to Sally Sissy Boys and everything would be A-okay.

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Speaker 1: I suppose. Let me comment on that.

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Speaker 9: First of all, I don't think your prostitution ring would work really well if you called it Sally Sissy Boys.

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Speaker 1: Not sure how that would work.

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Speaker 9: Also, calling it the Brooklyn Guys House of Prostitution wouldn't confuse people, number one with the Brooklyn Boys, or a podcast. Now, if you did a Brooklyn Boys, if you did a Brooklyn Guys podcast and had a similar logo to us, that would be a problem. But I think if you, if you have a, um, a prostate, how's of prostitution, I think we're good with that. No one's going to confuse it or think that we're running it.

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Speaker 1: And I hope I don't offend nobody.

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Speaker 18: We're calling it that or anything like that. But anyway, that did remind me that we actually do have a, I don't know if it's considered a strip club or if it's just like a prostitution joint that the law looks the.

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Speaker 15: Other way on or whatever.

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Speaker 18: But this is placed down on the famous US 1 highway called the Magic Touch.

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Speaker 1: It's a, I think it's technically.

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Speaker 18: In like Kitchell, North Carolina or Franklinton, North Carolina, some bullshit like that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Google it. Just take a look at that.

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Speaker 3: Google the Magic Touch US 1.

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Speaker 1: Magic Touch US 1.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The famous US 1. The famous US 1. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 10: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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Speaker 21: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling the love today, Brody. Feeling the love.

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Speaker 6: Can you feel the love tonight?

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Speaker 1: Can you feel the love tonight? Hey, Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 8: This is M5.

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Speaker 14: Oh, boy.

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Speaker 1: Spoke too soon.

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Speaker 16: Scary.

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Speaker 22: I just heard, I was listening to Slice Time, the most recent one, and I heard you admit that you are a man child.

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 11: You know what?

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Speaker 22: I'm going to have to respect it when you admit it. Because, like, why the fuck not?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: I respect it.

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Speaker 22: Thank you for admitting it.

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Speaker 1: And you were raised with Madonna and Nicki Minaj. Good for you. Love y'all.

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Speaker 3: Both of them.

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Speaker 1: Totally different generations.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, okay.

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Speaker 14: Hey, how about this? We both make our own Reggie here merch.

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Speaker 1: She's still on this.

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Speaker 14: We don't share money with each other at all. I'll collect what I make. You collect what you make.

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Speaker 1: Deal or no deal? Every man for himself.

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Speaker 9: If we have a Reggie here shirt with a Brooklyn Boys logo, official merchandise, Scary and I will sign it.

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Speaker 1: You'll be out of business in a day. Don't threaten us with a challenge. I'm kidding, Reggie. Make your own shirt. We're not going to... We would never compete with you. People would love a Reggie here shirt. Yeah. Especially the other Reggie. Black Reggie.

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Speaker 17: Right.

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Speaker 14: Talkbacks are legally binding contracts.

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Speaker 1: Oh, boy.

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Speaker 14: Also, I have a question, guys.

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Speaker 18: Seriously.

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Speaker 19: When we listen only from, like, a... A monetary value. What works better for you.

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Speaker 14: Guys, or is it the exact same? If we all listen to the show once straight through.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 19: Or if we listen to the show for 15 minutes, stopped, an hour later, listen.

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Speaker 3: To another 15 minutes.

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Speaker 1: Give us occasions. As many occasions as possible.

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: Or is it unique? It's total downloads. It's total listens. There's got to be a way around this, Brody. There's got to be a way.

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Speaker 9: You could listen to the first third of it on iHeart, and then the second third of it on Spotify, and the third third of it on whatever, Deezer. And that might count as three, but it would still be one download, I think.

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Speaker 1: Which route would.

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Speaker 19: Get you the most money, or is it exactly the same?

00:13:24
Speaker 1: We'll have to look into that. But you know what?

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Speaker 9: Instead of coming up with theories and ways around things, just start telling all your friends and family and coworkers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys podcast.com. The Brooklyn boys podcast.com. The Brooklyn boys podcast. Okay.

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Speaker 19: I know who's scary. Jones is big fan, but who's Madonna.

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Speaker 1: Wow. That's a good question.

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Speaker 14: Oh, maybe it's because you're not giving the last name.

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Speaker 1: Madonna.

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Speaker 6: Who?

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Speaker 18: Which?

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Speaker 11: Madonna.

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Speaker 4: Williams.

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Speaker 1: Madonna.

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Speaker 21: Louise.

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Speaker 1: Veronica.

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Speaker 14: Madonna.

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Speaker 3: Madonna.

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Speaker 14: Madonna. Madonna?

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Speaker 6: Madonna, Louise, Veronica, Ciccone. Did I get that right? That's her full name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Lourdes, somewhere as a daughter. Madonna. Wait a minute.

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Speaker 21: Okay.

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Speaker 14: Brody.

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Speaker 1: Reggie, stay on the meds.

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Speaker 14: I can eat a lot within an hour, no problem.

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Speaker 19: But are they going to have the pasta ready for me immediately?

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 14: I have to, all you can eat, I have to order more, right? Is it just going to be right there?

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Speaker 19: Because if I have to wait for them to make more, that's interfering with my hour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: It shouldn't take more than four minutes to make pasta. Looks like it's an all-you-can-eat restaurant, all-you-can-eat pasta in an hour.

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Speaker 6: Reggie slips one past the goalie. That was your seventh fucking talk back in a row. One, two, three, four, five, six.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's five. We played like two on the... That was five right there in a row. In a row. That was them. I'm counting them. I didn't notice. You must have played them smoothly one to the other. That's probably what happened.

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Speaker 14: All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's your fault then.

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Speaker 14: Brody, I noticed.

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Speaker 1: During that story.

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Speaker 1: Reggie, come on, man.

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Speaker 14: I feel bad for Reggie. Who's this?

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 14: Serious question.

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Speaker 19: And don't break into hives while I ask you this.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck?

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Speaker 19: What is the difference between you and Robin being together for 20 years and you and Robin being married? You're both 100% faithful to each other, other than the piece of paper.

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Speaker 14: And don't even say living together, because some couples don't live together.

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Speaker 1: She said, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: So, okay, I don't know if she's saying it shouldn't matter if you get married or not, right?

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Speaker 1: There's no difference.

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Speaker 9: Or she's saying, go ahead and get married, because there's no difference in the way you have it now. So I'm going to answer that for Skiri. He's happy with whatever it is right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever's going on right now, everyone's happy. So... Oh, Skiri.

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Speaker 18: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Come on, Reggie.

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Speaker 3: Follow the rules. I'm running out of jingles.

00:16:28
Speaker 1: Anyone who proclaims ignorance.

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Speaker 14: Because they're disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Come on now, Reggie, get out of here.

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Speaker 3: You're out. You're done. No more.

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Speaker 1: That was four.

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Speaker 13: Hit it.

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Speaker 2: That was talkback number four.

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Speaker 1: You do not get any more. Number five is on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 19: We tried to be subtle before.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it.

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Speaker 14: Brody, I've done a lot of research.

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Speaker 1: She's not even referencing it. Come on, Reggie.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing to us?

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Speaker 1: Really, you couldn't say that without the jingle? Oh, Jesus Christ almighty.

00:17:32
Speaker 14: It's the hammer on the nail when you set.

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Speaker 6: Anything deep.

00:17:37
Speaker 1: And we hope you don't mind.

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Speaker 23: You get four talkbacks, not five.

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Speaker 1: Not ten.

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Speaker 6: I think she just wants us to play all the jingles out. She's doing this on purpose at this point.

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Speaker 11: Wait, nausea?

00:17:58
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I think she's lost her mind.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 14: It's a lot of thinking. I need to go.

00:18:05
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of here. Come on now. I love you, Reggie, but what are you doing to our podcast? Come on now.

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Speaker 23: We've got rules. That is the most blatant disrespect in all of the talk. She just went over the line more than anyone has ever done before. That was like twice as many as the truckers ever left.

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Speaker 1: I almost had to stop playing the heavy metal ones you don't like. Oh, no. All right. This better not be Reggie.

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Speaker 5: Hey Brody and Skiri, this is Kori from Wisconsin. Skiri, I just wanted to chime in and say that if you and Robin ever did decide that you wanted to have a big party to celebrate your relationship and how long you've been together, it absolutely does not have to do with a wedding or anything of the sort. It's just the fact that you two are still together after so long and, you know, inviting your friends and family to come out and support you and thank them for all their support and have a And have a fun time and get dressed up and maybe you do get the chance where people will give you gifts, you know, just as you've gifted them. But I mean, at least for me, it's more so just the fact of if you invite all these people to come to your party and they do agree to come, it's just the fact that they support you and they love you and they're coming to the party to show that support and love.

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Speaker 20: And, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I just think that'd be cool, you know, if Robin's into it. But I'm sure a lot of people would show up for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to show up and give gifts. There's no way.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't celebrate something that is a documented occasion to give a gift. If I said we're having a party just for the fuck of it, and I invited you, Brody... first of all, would you show up? And secondly, would you show up? What day of the week is it?

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming to a Wednesday affair. Would you come with a gift? Answer her. No, you wouldn't. For Robin, maybe. I don't know. I would feel weird giving you a gift. I can't give you a house. Hold on. I can't come with like a house gift because you live in two different houses. I feel. So that wouldn't work.

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Speaker 6: I would feel weird throwing a party because then it looks like we're looking for an excuse to get gifts.

00:20:14
Speaker 1: I'll buy you a set of China.

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Speaker 9: Who gets it? You live in two different places. So I'd have to buy you artwork for the wall.

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Speaker 12: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: You live in two different places. All right.

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Speaker 9: I'd get you a gift card for a restaurant. That's what I'd get you. I would do that. I'd get you a gift card for a restaurant, but it would be like for Red Robin.

00:20:29
Speaker 1: Red Robin. Because her name's Robin. Exactly. I got you. All right. Moving on.

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Speaker 20: I can't say this too loud because I'm at work, but to.

00:20:39
Speaker 1: Get rid of a guy that's on me in.

00:20:41
Speaker 14: The club, I'll just go the Reggie route and talk about discharge. Oh, Ann.

00:20:48
Speaker 1: Oh, God. Oh, shit. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick just thinking about that. All right. We need to hit the reset button here, please. I will be right back. All right. Man, that was nasty. That was a short but nasty one.

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Speaker 6: All right, here we go. That was right before the commercial break. If you're just joining us, wait a second.

00:21:17
Speaker 1: You've been here the whole time. This is a podcast. It's not a radio. Why did anybody just scroll to the middle? It's not a radio broadcast. Dumbass. If you're just tuning in to the middle of the podcast. Wait a second. How could you just be tuning in? This isn't a live stream. What, did you fall asleep and wake up again in the middle?

00:21:32
Speaker 5: Huh?

00:21:34
Speaker 1: I'm not on the radio? I'm not on live radio right now? Oh, my God. Didn't we have this conversation when we first started?

00:21:40
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:21:40
Speaker 1: You kept saying that? I said it. If you're just tuning in. Who says that?

00:21:46
Speaker 14: Hey, this is Keith from All Over the Map. Yes, that was me in the last one. I forgot to put my intro in there.

00:21:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, we know. Gary, I definitely think you should do a 20-year anniversary.

00:21:57
Speaker 13: I think you guys deserve it.

00:21:59
Speaker 1: I mean, holding out with each other for.

00:22:00
Speaker 14: That long and not even getting married, that girl.

00:22:03
Speaker 17: Love you far as probably what Brody says she fucks somebody.

00:22:08
Speaker 22: Nah, but for real, she loves you, and I think she deserves a big 20-year brawl.

00:22:12
Speaker 21: Wow.

00:22:14
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Next. Scary Brody.

00:22:18
Speaker 3: Brody Scary.

00:22:19
Speaker 18: Steve from the.

00:22:20
Speaker 1: Steve the Boxer.

00:22:22
Speaker 10: Box over there.

00:22:24
Speaker 3: Hey.

00:22:24
Speaker 1: Episode 391, Brody. I'm sickened and disgusted.

00:22:28
Speaker 12: Uh-oh.

00:22:28
Speaker 1: Catch up.

00:22:29
Speaker 10: With the fucking.

00:22:32
Speaker 14: When, uh.

00:22:34
Speaker 1: Scary plugged something in your fucking attitude. You know, I've been trying to be nice, but I'm sick of hearing about him plugging something. Plug the fuck away, man. Thank you. That's all I gotta say.

00:22:50
Speaker 5: See?

00:22:51
Speaker 1: They like it when I plug things. That's what she said.

00:22:55
Speaker 4: Brody.

00:22:56
Speaker 3: Uh-oh.

00:22:58
Speaker 4: Pussy.

00:22:59
Speaker 21: I'm sorry. Taking your shirt, pulling it over your head because somebody's smoking? You're such a little bitch. And this happened when you were giving birth to one of your daughters. It was a blue room, and you didn't want it.

00:23:17
Speaker 1: You wanted a.

00:23:17
Speaker 21: Pink room, and you yelled at the girl, and you.

00:23:21
Speaker 3: Why?

00:23:22
Speaker 21: Why do you care so fucking much?

00:23:26
Speaker 9: Why do I care if someone upset my wife while she's in labor? Did you not hear the story? Also, how does choking... Is that episode 21?

00:23:32
Speaker 1: Hold on. No, they're not.

00:23:35
Speaker 9: How does choking on cigarette smoke make me a pussy exactly? Should I figure out a way to get my lungs to absorb the smoke?

00:23:42
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.

00:23:44
Speaker 9: I don't get that. What does that mean? I'm a man. You can blow smoke in my lungs.

00:23:50
Speaker 1: Okay. I couldn't breathe. Let me tell you. You heard the man.

00:23:57
Speaker 6: Suck it up with a smile suck it up and get lung cancer be a man about.

00:24:00
Speaker 24: It bruh 393 scary going crazy with the song game this is from 392 and it's not exact but who else was thinking this I was thinking this so you can.

00:24:13
Speaker 9: Make a reservation for 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock.

00:24:16
Speaker 3: Or 8 o'clock okay Bill Haley 5, 6.

00:24:18
Speaker 18: 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock ha ha ha.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: As soon as he played the clip, I'm like, oh, Bill Haley in the comments. Very good.

00:24:28
Speaker 11: Also, you guys were talking about.

00:24:31
Speaker 7: Bucky's and the first time Brody mentioned Bucky's Pizza, I looked it up because when he said Bucky's, I thought it was the gas station Bucky's.

00:24:42
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't eat that shit.

00:24:43
Speaker 7: I thought, like, what, they sell pizza now? And I looked it up, so that was confusing to me.

00:24:48
Speaker 6: B-U-C Bucky's B-U-C-K-E-Y is the one that we're talking about E-Y-E no.

00:24:55
Speaker 1: We're talking about B-U-C-K-Y B-U-C-K-Y Bucky's I really hope Bucky's doesn't go after Bucky's that would be.

00:25:03
Speaker 6: Awful no it's not they're very aggressive Brody very aggressive yeah I know but they're all in the south and the midwest they're not coming to New Jersey to yell at a pizza place well you never know.

00:25:15
Speaker 7: And with street fairs and the logo Their events.

00:25:19
Speaker 20: Yeah.

00:25:20
Speaker 1: A lot of them.

00:25:21
Speaker 7: I'm surprised those people like are even there wasting their time. And I don't see anyone buying from them.

00:25:27
Speaker 13: I don't get it.

00:25:28
Speaker 7: But some of them, they have like a really fancy setup. They have like special tables, special signs like those are the ones that do well.

00:25:37
Speaker 9: I don't know how much turquoise does anyone need? How many cutting boards shaped like a shark do you need?

00:25:46
Speaker 6: I was in Charleston, South Carolina over the weekend and went to the market. And I just felt bad for everybody, you know, sweating. It was hot in that fucking marketplace. And they got their booth set up. And I was wondering the same thing. I'm like, how much tapestry does a person sell?

00:26:05
Speaker 1: In a day. I mean, do they... How many ponchos? Do they make any money?

00:26:08
Speaker 9: Is there still a huge market for 70s hippie-looking ponchos?

00:26:12
Speaker 1: I guess people buy it. I mean, they're cool and all. I like them, but I mean, how many can you sell? I don't know. And you have to pay a fee to get a table.

00:26:20
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:26:20
Speaker 1: So I guess if you sell enough... To cover that. Metal earrings? You make the money back? I don't know.

00:26:28
Speaker 7: And I would bet Scary got this, but by the way, fancy.

00:26:35
Speaker 9: Yeah that's one of those That's a lot A little baseline.

00:26:43
Speaker 15: Vinny from Brooklyn I'm sorry Sorry guys but pregnancy is not Nine and a half months It is nine months It is forty weeks Forty weeks is nine months And everybody says forty weeks Is ten months Because four weeks is a month But it's not Because then that would be thirteen months in a year It is nine months and that's all that it is.

00:27:13
Speaker 1: Uh, not, is it nine months in a couple of weeks though? I really thought it was, I thought it was nine months and change, but I mean, I've never been pregnant. It's four, it's 40 weeks.

00:27:25
Speaker 9: So, you know, if, if you, if you include, um, you know, if you got February in there.

00:27:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:27:36
Speaker 9: You get a little extra, you know, down the road. I mean, it's more, it's not nine months exactly. So some people say nine and a half, is it.

00:27:43
Speaker 1: Nine and a quarter? And what is it? Nine and change. I'm not the one going through it. Thank God. I couldn't handle it.

00:27:48
Speaker 20: Hey, Brooklyn boys. I'm fuck here.

00:27:51
Speaker 11: Brody.

00:27:52
Speaker 20: I thought of you immediately when I got a message on Facebook for marketplace, I placed an, a collector toy and, for sale for one 50, this guy messages me, what's the lowest you can go. I'm like one 50 and then I want to increase the price to 200.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: It's one 50.

00:28:16
Speaker 20: Love y'all.

00:28:16
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:28:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:28:18
Speaker 9: I have something on sale on eBay and I'm selling it for, let's say about $ 180, but I have an offer.

00:28:27
Speaker 1: It's so you can set it to like best offer. Sure.

00:28:30
Speaker 12: Right.

00:28:30
Speaker 1: So I set it to best offer with a minimum of 160.

00:28:33
Speaker 9: You know what I mean? Like, I'll take 160, but I'd like someone to bid. I'd prefer 180. It's a thing that's worth money. I just got a message. What's the lowest offer you're willing to take? First of all, I would never tell you that. Why would I tell you that? It says make your best offer. So I wrote, I go, listen, go make your best offer. If you have the best offer, you'll win. That's how eBay works. What am I going to say? Hey, I'll take $ 111. He's going to bid $ 111.

00:29:04
Speaker 1: I don't want the lowest. I want the best. These people.

00:29:09
Speaker 9: Listen, I want the best also. I want the lowest price. But you can't ask somebody what's the lowest. Just make him an offer. Make me an offer of $ 140, and if I take it, you're in luck. And go to bed knowing you could have paid $ 180 and you got it for $ 140.

00:29:24
Speaker 1: That's all.

00:29:26
Speaker 25: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queens here.

00:29:28
Speaker 22: You guys were talking about the girl in the club who pretended she had to go to the bathroom to get away from.

00:29:33
Speaker 1: The annoying guy.

00:29:34
Speaker 14: My friend and I did that once at a bar. These guys wouldn't leave us alone.

00:29:39
Speaker 1: My friend pretended she had to go to the bathroom.

00:29:43
Speaker 19: I went after her pretending to go check on her and really we were standing in the bathroom Googling another bar to go to in the area and then we.

00:29:51
Speaker 14: Came out of the bathroom and said, oh, hey guys, we gotta go and we just left.

00:29:55
Speaker 6: You know, when I was in Ibiza, The bathrooms were co-ed, but they were individual doors, meaning singular stalls. So when I got into the bathroom, on the door, it had a sign. It said, ladies, if you're in trouble, go to the bar or any of our staff and ask for Angela. We'll know you're in danger and that you need assistance. I thought that was so clever.

00:30:23
Speaker 1: Brilliant.

00:30:24
Speaker 18: Brilliant.

00:30:24
Speaker 6: Brilliant. Except if the guys see that. Well, yeah, I was a guy and I saw it because the bathroom is co-ed. So the next person to use it could have been a woman or another guy, whatever. So guys are seen. But then again, it's also warding off guys who would be creeps. No, they'll just keep the woman from going to the bar. And if she says Angela, he's going to know. It's clever, but also it's in a co-ed bathroom. That's the problem.

00:30:50
Speaker 8: Yeah.

00:30:51
Speaker 1: The perpetrator might see it. But very clever. I like that idea.

00:30:54
Speaker 14: Hey, book boys. Jamie from Queens again.

00:30:58
Speaker 12: Gary was talking about the dog he watched steal food off a table.

00:31:02
Speaker 14: Well, my dad, Alan from the Bronx, wanted me to share a story.

00:31:06
Speaker 25: He had a dog back in the day who used to do the same thing.

00:31:09
Speaker 14: One day he was in the park with the dog.

00:31:11
Speaker 25: The dog was off the leash and all of a sudden she took off running down the hill.

00:31:15
Speaker 14: He chased her and he.

00:31:16
Speaker 11: Saw her steal a chicken leg from.

00:31:18
Speaker 14: Some guys having a barbecue. My dad didn't know them.

00:31:21
Speaker 19: The guys thought it was funny and invited my dad to join them.

00:31:25
Speaker 1: That's cool. I love that. Thank you, Jamie. All right. This is.

00:31:31
Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn Boys.

00:31:33
Speaker 11: I don't know if this is a repeat.

00:31:35
Speaker 4: Oh.

00:31:36
Speaker 11: He and MJ from MJ. I had major surgery on my hip. They wouldn't keep me, like, go to a rehab.

00:31:44
Speaker 21: I'm all alone.

00:31:46
Speaker 11: It's terrible. But anyway, no, I was just feeling bad for that girl, Nikki. I hope that's terrible.

00:31:51
Speaker 1: They got to help.

00:31:52
Speaker 11: They have to have a handicap thing in those theaters.

00:31:55
Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

00:31:55
Speaker 14: That's terrible.

00:31:57
Speaker 11: I hope she's okay, and I hope she's healing well. You guys make everybody's day. Love you guys.

00:32:02
Speaker 3: Bye.

00:32:04
Speaker 1: MJ. Get well soon, MJ. Crickets here. Crickets.

00:32:11
Speaker 4: So you guys talk about food, salads, and sardines.

00:32:17
Speaker 1: Restaurant biz.

00:32:18
Speaker 4: I don't have 30 minutes or less to eat a salad to be healthy.

00:32:24
Speaker 1: And I slap. I slap with the sardines and the salad. And the good stuff. And the good ranch. The ones we make. high quality oh.

00:32:39
Speaker 6: He's commenting on episode 21 the flashback episode that we uh put in there oh the.

00:32:44
Speaker 9: Greek salad yeah what do you mean whoa whoa whoa whoa that who put in there.

00:32:48
Speaker 6: That uh our our podcast team our crackpot podcast team put in there you mean the team of david and brody that team yeah the law firm of david and brody thank you very much yes all right here's another one commenting on episode 21 the flashback episode.

00:33:07
Speaker 1: Cricket's here again.

00:33:08
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

00:33:10
Speaker 4: I don't understand why you two motherfuckers are crying about salads.

00:33:17
Speaker 1: Period. It's just salad. Feta on it. Fettuccine. I don't care. Salad. Get over it. There's no reason to cry over salad. Okay, Judy Torres. I'll tell you what. I've been through.

00:33:34
Speaker 8: Many restaurants and had okay he is upset about this he's getting the heavy metal talkback jingle next time he calls.

00:33:45
Speaker 6: Well no I mean he's only done technically he's done that was two so that.

00:33:49
Speaker 1: Was two why the fuck you had a vacation hey explain that why you know on top of that once again salads.

00:34:05
Speaker 2: Stop crying little girls, guys. I think he's giving us repeats. It was nine years ago. It's a fucking salad. Slap it, slap it, slap it. Slap your mom's ass. Get over it. It's a fucking salad.

00:34:20
Speaker 6: Crickets, listen here. It's a nine-year-old episode that you're complaining about. And why am I having a vacation? Because I get.

00:34:29
Speaker 1: The time off. Because I'm allowed the time off. You would also take... all of your time off, whatever you were given.

00:34:37
Speaker 14: So there.

00:34:38
Speaker 1: That reminds me. Hit the next call. Oh, yeah, exactly. Now, before we do that, now, let's take a fucking break.

00:34:46
Speaker 8: Huh?

00:34:47
Speaker 1: That pissed me off. All right.

00:34:49
Speaker 8: Fine.

00:34:49
Speaker 1: Push the button. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

00:34:52
Speaker 7: We will be right back.

00:34:53
Speaker 1: All right. All right. All right. Let's start this. Let's start this last segment on a happy note, shall we?

00:35:04
Speaker 6: All right.

00:35:07
Speaker 1: Damn here. So, UPS... Where's everybody else?

00:35:11
Speaker 4: UPS has a contract with AI drones and now AI trucks. They're going to be out soon. They're going to be on the fuck-ass highways. They're going to be droning into your yard.

00:35:24
Speaker 8: Yes.

00:35:25
Speaker 1: They're doing it. They have a subcontract somehow. So float you. Where are you? Submissible. I don't know how the fuck it works, but it's on the internet. Look it up.

00:35:37
Speaker 6: Check him out that was four Liam that was four just just letting you know there's a fifth one Brody's got the jingle queued up you got the fucking heavy metal ones that I don't want to hear hey.

00:35:49
Speaker 11: Guys MJ from NJ I'm listening to I don't remember what episode but I'm behind because I had surgery anyway about scary jumping in the pool holding his nose Go ahead. I don't think that's wrong.

00:36:04
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:36:04
Speaker 14: I would do it.

00:36:06
Speaker 11: I know. It may look silly to people, but it's just a thing that people do.

00:36:12
Speaker 21: So what?

00:36:13
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Gary. Hold your nose in the pool.

00:36:16
Speaker 18: All right.

00:36:16
Speaker 11: Love you guys.

00:36:16
Speaker 1: I'm going to continue to hold my nose in the pool. Guess what? I went to Ibiza, and I went in the pool, and I held my nose in the pool. You know what? So there. And they kicked him out.

00:36:28
Speaker 11: Uh, MJ from NJ, talking about the credit card, that's crazy. That's what they do, they lure you in, 0%, and then after a year or two, like, oh yeah, we gave you this one, like they're doing you a favor, fuck that shit. $ 41 late fee, 32.99% interest. Rip that motherfucker up. Also, the bread, is Lorena a part of that bread scam thing with that pricing? All right, enjoy.

00:36:56
Speaker 22: Bye.

00:36:56
Speaker 6: Lorena, my interior designer, she's part of the bakery rye that charges $ 60 for their sourdough loaf.

00:37:01
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, you buy a light switch, you get a loaf of bread. That's a great callback, MJ. Thank you.

00:37:13
Speaker 14: And Brody, I.

00:37:14
Speaker 25: Told your UPS rant to the mail guy who delivers the mail from my building and he cracked up and he says that happens to him all the time. People think UPS and USPS are the.

00:37:26
Speaker 1: Same thing and we'll try to give.

00:37:28
Speaker 25: Him UPS packages to be returned and argue with him when he says, no, I'm USPS.

00:37:35
Speaker 1: That's UPS.

00:37:36
Speaker 25: I can't return it. And they act like they're right and he's wrong.

00:37:42
Speaker 1: Very good.

00:37:42
Speaker 9: Oh, by the way, Also, you should tell your delivery man to go to thebrooklynboyspodcast.com and let him listen to the episode.

00:37:50
Speaker 1: We need the listens. We do. We need new people.

00:37:53
Speaker 3: Always.

00:37:53
Speaker 1: Always looking for new listeners to welcome through our doors.

00:37:57
Speaker 9: And I'll talk more about this on the next Brooklyn Boys episode, but we're going to start.

00:38:00
Speaker 1: A mailing list. Ooh, I like that. Which you can go to now and sign up for on where? Thebrooklynboyspodcast.com. Thebrooklynboyspodcast.com. That's thebrooklynboyspodcast.com.

00:38:12
Speaker 14: Reggie here. Thank you for the throwback show. Loved it. Wild times have changed. You're like, hey, tweet me. Hey, drop an email.

00:38:21
Speaker 9: None of that anymore.

00:38:24
Speaker 19: I asked a friend who is from Greece if Greek salad has anchovies and she said she's not sure because in Greece they just call it salad.

00:38:36
Speaker 6: Laughter that's funny that is very very funny okay she's i like the delivery on.

00:38:45
Speaker 19: That joke that's good i'm just kidding uh uh duh um i didn't ask anyone i don't.

00:38:51
Speaker 14: Have any friends from anywhere i don't have any friends yeah.

00:38:57
Speaker 6: She's got a warm sense of humor i like her Oh, now I didn't know you were hanging up on her.

00:39:02
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like it when she leaves 11 talkbacks. But that was good.

00:39:06
Speaker 6: As long as she's not leaving more.

00:39:11
Speaker 14: It just dawned on me.

00:39:11
Speaker 12: Oh, Jesus.

00:39:12
Speaker 1: This is three. Okay, this is a new round.

00:39:15
Speaker 14: UPS delivered it to the recipient? You know, when I heard this story.

00:39:22
Speaker 19: The first time, I thought you meant UPS brought it to a FedEx place. But now I realize you're saying he went to give it to the recipient?

00:39:29
Speaker 4: Wow.

00:39:29
Speaker 1: That is, wow.

00:39:31
Speaker 11: Yep.

00:39:31
Speaker 1: Yes, he delivered it for me. He did me a favor.

00:39:35
Speaker 21: Brooklyn Boy.

00:39:37
Speaker 1: Yo.

00:39:38
Speaker 21: You are invading my brain.

00:39:41
Speaker 20: Tonight, Saturday night, I'm sitting there going to the bathroom, and my cat came in, and I said, stop.

00:39:49
Speaker 1: I said, collaborate and listen.

00:39:51
Speaker 12: All of a sudden, I had you.

00:39:53
Speaker 21: Guys finishing the songs for me.

00:39:55
Speaker 4: So, you guys in the song thing, finishings, are like invading my brain.

00:40:02
Speaker 1: Keep up the good work. Love you guys.

00:40:03
Speaker 3: Heather from Michigan.

00:40:05
Speaker 1: Thank you, Heather.

00:40:07
Speaker 6: Also could have gone with Stop in the Name of Love or Stop Hammer Time. Or Stop Right There. Brody, finish my sentence. This tells you how old you are. No, I'm not doing it then. Stop, drop, and roll.

00:40:25
Speaker 1: Right.

00:40:26
Speaker 6: Gen Xers will say that, but millennials and Gen Z would say, stop, drop, shut them down, open up shop.

00:40:37
Speaker 18: Oh, oh.

00:40:38
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would never say that regardless of my age.

00:40:41
Speaker 1: DMX. Yeah, I'm not a fan of DMX. I wouldn't have said that. Shut them down. Is it shut them down, open up shop? Anyway. I wouldn't know. I'm a DMX fan.

00:40:50
Speaker 4: All right.

00:40:50
Speaker 1: Well, they were doing that on Instagram. And obviously, if you were over a certain age, you would say, enroll. Because we were taught that as kids. Stop, drop, enroll. If you're on fire. If you're on fire. If this girl is on fire. Alicia Keys. Thank you.

00:41:07
Speaker 17: Brooklyn Boys, D-White. Speaking of fair.

00:41:10
Speaker 1: D-White.

00:41:10
Speaker 4: Hey.

00:41:11
Speaker 17: And whatever, what they sell. I was at a fair in my town, and an old man was selling walking sticks. And he was talking about, you know, I go on my walk to stay active, and I find these sticks on the floor, and I take them home, I dry them, I sand them, I make them real nice, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, that's cool.

00:41:28
Speaker 1: Feeling bad.

00:41:28
Speaker 17: I'm like, you know, if I had cash on me.

00:41:31
Speaker 3: I'd buy one from you.

00:41:32
Speaker 1: Okay.

00:41:34
Speaker 17: Which he says.

00:41:37
Speaker 17: Oh, I don't have to take cash. My son set up the app for me. It's called Venom, and you can just pay through the Venom app. And his wife in the background is.

00:41:47
Speaker 14: Like, it's Venmo, darling.

00:41:51
Speaker 17: So I bought a walking stick that I don't use at all. It's just in my garage. But, Brody, it does seem like Morgan Jones' walking stick. So if I wanted to learn Aikido, I could do that.

00:42:02
Speaker 1: There's two references to Aikido in the same podcast. That is.

00:42:05
Speaker 9: No, the other one was Krav Maga, wasn't it? That was a reference to Morgan on The Walking Dead and Fear the Walking Dead.

00:42:12
Speaker 4: All right.

00:42:13
Speaker 3: And you saw this part.

00:42:15
Speaker 1: It's scary. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

00:42:18
Speaker 3: Robin, Scary Jones' girlfriend, is a saint. A motherfucking saint.

00:42:23
Speaker 5: She is.

00:42:23
Speaker 3: We should have candles. Maybe put it on the shot. You make sure... Scary, you make sure you tell your girlfriend.

00:42:30
Speaker 16: Juan Valdez said, you're a motherfucking saint for putting up with you.

00:42:35
Speaker 3: Juan Valdez, out.

00:42:38
Speaker 5: Okay.

00:42:39
Speaker 1: With no basis for... I doubt Scary's going to call her up later and tell her that.

00:42:44
Speaker 14: Yeah, but.

00:42:46
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? On which topic? Putting up with what? All of them. All of them. All of them. She's a saint. We all know that. All right. Back again.

00:42:57
Speaker 3: It's Scary. On the.

00:43:00
Speaker 16: Fair, you know, the local fair, you know, if it's New Jersey or Pennsylvania, the fair or Ohio fair.

00:43:11
Speaker 3: I'm looking for two things. And two things only.

00:43:16
Speaker 16: Candy apples, fresh picked from the farmers, candied apples, and kettle corn, freshly made.

00:43:24
Speaker 1: Yes. Love kettle corn.

00:43:29
Speaker 3: And yes, I'm aware.

00:43:31
Speaker 16: I can buy them both at the supermarket.

00:43:36
Speaker 3: They were bagged. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want them right there made in front of me.

00:43:41
Speaker 16: Or the guy says, you want diabetes?

00:43:43
Speaker 3: I give him one.

00:43:44
Speaker 1: Full diabetes.

00:43:46
Speaker 3: Puts the corn sugar thing that lit the thing.

00:43:49
Speaker 18: Boom.

00:43:50
Speaker 1: Fire.

00:43:51
Speaker 13: Blast.

00:43:52
Speaker 1: Boom, boom.

00:43:53
Speaker 3: Get a corn right there. Give me two bags.

00:43:58
Speaker 11: I'm out.

00:44:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.

00:44:02
Speaker 3: And this is number four.

00:44:04
Speaker 16: And Scary Jones' friend told Darren, still unemployed. I don't know how he lives. I don't know how much money. He must be rich.

00:44:14
Speaker 3: He must be making that dough. His wife must be rich. I don't know. But he's been unemployed all this time. Remember him? The one who turned down the job? With the porn industry? They're still making money?

00:44:27
Speaker 16: Yep.

00:44:28
Speaker 3: Well, he's not. But he went to Ibiza to look at DJ's back of the head.

00:44:34
Speaker 1: Back of the DJ's head, yes. Okay. Hey, guys, what's going on?

00:44:39
Speaker 2: It's me.

00:44:39
Speaker 18: There he is.

00:44:42
Speaker 1: Oh, boy, trucker here one more time.

00:44:44
Speaker 10: Yes, sir. You know, you know, I'm here, you know, I really wasn't going to call in today, but I thought I'd check in just to let you know that I'm still here.

00:44:54
Speaker 3: I'm still listening.

00:44:55
Speaker 10: Although I am somewhat frustrated because the damn scooty taking all his god darn vacations. You ever hear of a staycation? You know, that's where you stay home, you know, and get stuff done. You know, you could have stayed home and fixed your window or you could have polished off your buster and ride.

00:45:13
Speaker 1: I really never planted stuff when I was older.

00:45:42
Speaker 10: But when I was growing up, you know, my family and I We lived outside the city limits, you know. We lived right next to an orange grove, you know. So we had oranges and grapefruits, and there were also fields out there, you know. They'd grow tomatoes and carrots and cucumbers, all kinds of stuff. So we really never had a need to be planting anything, you know. There were fields all around us.

00:46:04
Speaker 1: There was stuff all year long, okay.

00:46:06
Speaker 10: But then, although one time, you know, my dad, you know, we didn't have a city sewage.

00:46:12
Speaker 1: We had what you call a septic.

00:46:14
Speaker 10: I think we're having some technical difficulties. Because I don't know if part three went through. But anyway, let me pick up where I left off. You know, when I was a kid, you know, my old man, he pumped out the septic system, you know. And I guess my brothers and I, I guess when we ate watermelon, we swallowed quite a few seeds because after he pumped out the septic system, we magically got a big old watermelon patch in our backyard.

00:46:40
Speaker 16: Whoo!

00:46:40
Speaker 10: I'll tell you what, those were the sweetest watermelons that there ever was.

00:46:44
Speaker 3: Whoa, I could taste one right now.

00:46:45
Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha. Oh, my God. He's eating poop melons. That is disgusting. And a fitting end.

00:46:53
Speaker 6: That's toilet watermelon. A fitting end to this week's episode of Slice Time. And we appreciate you, Trucker.

00:47:00
Speaker 1: He knows when... You know what? He loves being last.

00:47:02
Speaker 6: And he knows that we record this. I think he's onto our pattern. It is Tuesday afternoon.

00:47:07
Speaker 25: So.

00:47:09
Speaker 14: All right.

00:47:09
Speaker 23: Well, thank you so much for your feedback.

00:47:12
Speaker 1: Love it.

00:47:12
Speaker 9: New episode of the Brooklyn Boys coming up. Very soon.

00:47:17
Speaker 25: 3.94.

00:47:17
Speaker 6: Because I'm going to the Bahamas on Thursday morning with the morning show. We are working and we are live Friday morning from Bahamar. So if you're in Bahamar, come say hello to us.

00:47:29
Speaker 1: We'll be there. We will do an episode.

00:47:31
Speaker 3: Oh, no, no.

00:47:31
Speaker 1: We got an episode. We're doing an episode. No, no, no, no, no. Be ready for the next episode. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not stupid.

00:47:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:47:42
Speaker 1: The next episode. No, no, no. Oh, no. Come on now. Get with it.

00:47:46
Speaker 4: I am not.

00:47:47
Speaker 3: I'm a hip hop guy.

00:47:56
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.

00:47:58
Speaker 3: Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you. Talkbacks are phenomenal.

00:48:04
Speaker 24: Baby.

00:48:04
Speaker 3: Tell all the friends you could be on.

00:48:07
Speaker 10: It's slice time.

00:48:09
Speaker 1: Free dessert.