Sept. 29, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #391
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #391 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 1: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 2: Talk backs are phenomenal.
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Speaker 3: Baby.
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Speaker 4: Tell all your friends you're good beyond.
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Speaker 5: It's slice time.
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Speaker 2: Free dessert.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's definitely Brooklyn Boys slice time number 391.
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Speaker 4: And beyond. That's right.
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Speaker 6: You're commenting on the episode we just ran. The main show. The big show. This is not the main show. This is the side show.
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Speaker 4: When we say the big show, we refer to the... warning show that you work on. You mean the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, episode 391 and beyond. Thank you so much for your talkbacks in advance. If you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you get that privilege by clicking on the little microphone and getting to comment on all the stuff.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. And by the way, that's Scary Jones doing all the talking and I'm David Brody.
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Speaker 7: Welcome.
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Speaker 6: Who will be doing a lot of the talking at some point and cutting me off effectively?
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 4: And cutting me off.
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Speaker 5: Sorry, what?
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Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, speaking of podcasts, and we'll talk more about this on the Brooklyn Boys at some point, but I went to a podcast convention. I did mention that, I think.
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Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't know if we ever went into detail.
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Speaker 4: Well, one of the people I bumped into was my singer who sang, who sings the high parts on Slice Time.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Sounds like a girl, but it's actually a guy. He was there. So he hadn't heard the finished song.
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Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: He only recorded his work part. He didn't do the hip hop part. You know, the. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, so now, and you played it for him. What did he say? What did he say?
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Speaker 4: He only did the slice.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Well, he loved it.
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Speaker 4: That's great.
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Speaker 1: It's very popular.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, we, um, we are a popular entity around, uh, the Elvis Duran land. And the Elvis Duran Network of Podcasts.
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Speaker 4: Thanks to David Brody. We now have a website, thebrooklynboyspodcast.com. So check that out.
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Speaker 2: It's awesome.
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Speaker 4: It's a one-stop shop for everything Brooklyn Boys. And what's great is... You can just tell people now, if they want to listen to the Brooklyn boys podcast, you just go with the Brooklyn boys podcast. Just go to the Brooklyn boys podcast.com.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: It's live now and it's a work in progress and it'll only get better as we go.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But it has links to all the players. So if you're like, you listen on Spotify and you can go Amazon. I haven't added Deezer yet, but I'm okay. Get to Deezer.
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Speaker 1: You know how important that is to me.
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 4: But right now the big four on there, I heart Spotify.com.
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Speaker 8: Apple.
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Speaker 4: Apple and Amazon Music.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 1: What about Pandora? Do we care about them anymore?
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Speaker 4: We're done. They don't have podcasts.
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Speaker 1: Well, anyway, here's the feedback from this past week.
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Speaker 4: Let's see. This is where we left off.
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Speaker 8: Yeah. Hey, guys. Commenting on the Sydney Sweets. Mini sport book advertising. She's an absolute genius stud.
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Speaker 7: She's hot.
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Speaker 8: The only people I hear in my personal life, my wives and my buddies, whatever, ex-Twitter, all that. The heavy heifers with the colored hair. Thank you, Skiri, for not backing down to Brody. Everyone's fucking soft in a snowflake.
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Speaker 2: Uh, but I love both you guys.
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Speaker 11: Long time listeners.
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Speaker 8: This is episode zero, Paul from Connecticut.
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Speaker 2: Let's go.
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Speaker 4: Thank you. Hey, Paul, wait a minute. Can you play the beginning of that again? Because I think either he said, uh, Everyone he knows agrees with him.
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Speaker 6: The only people in his personal life that take exception to it is the wives and the buddies.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no.
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Speaker 4: So I think he just said his wife's a heifer. That would be terrible.
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Speaker 6: He lumped his wife in with the heavy heifers and the colored hair.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, play the beginning again. I know you didn't mean that right.
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Speaker 8: I was talking to the Sydney Sweeney sport book advertising. She's an absolute genius stud.
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Speaker 2: She's hot.
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Speaker 8: The only people I hear in my personal life, my wives and my buddies, whatever, ex-Twitter, all that. The heavy heifers with the colored hair. Thank you, Skiri, for not backing down to Brody.
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Speaker 2: There you go.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 4: So it's the wives of his buddies. I'm so sorry. I thought he said his wife and his buddies.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 4: I want to make sure we stick up.
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Speaker 8: Paul from Connecticut again.
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Speaker 10: Yep.
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Speaker 8: Also not the most attractive players post these naked Brody. How about Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman's classic sports illustrated naked magazine covers to the best slot receiver of all time and the best arguably tight end of all time.
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Speaker 5: Come on now.
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Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 8: I suppose naked for the Patriots.
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Speaker 4: Go, Pats.
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Speaker 1: By the way, talking about the slot receiver and the tight end.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: In the same sentence. I thought I had the same thing. I don't remember saying that only the unattractive athletes.
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Speaker 2: Were posing.
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Speaker 4: But, you know, F the Patriots because I'm a Jets fan.
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Speaker 8: Paul from Connecticut again.
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Speaker 4: Again, yes.
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Speaker 8: Again, guys, not going to go past three talkbacks, even though this is my first show talkbacking.
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Speaker 1: And you're doing very well.
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Speaker 8: You guys got me through my senior year of college, midterms, finals, everything.
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Speaker 11: Love you guys.
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Speaker 8: I'm with you forever. We'll ride or die with y'all. Every time the big show goes on vacation, I run back B-boy episodes over and over and over again. Since 2017, you were the best.
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Speaker 6: I appreciate you. It's going to be hard to beat Paul for caller of the episode. Yeah, he's already here leading the way.
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Speaker 1: This is amazing.
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Speaker 6: And more people should turn us on when the big show is on vacation and they're out of things to listen to. Rather than going outside the Elvis Duran network, why don't you stay in network podcasts?
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Speaker 4: Hey, the next time one of your friends says, oh, Elvis is on vacation, hey, go to thebrooklynboyspodcast.com and check these guys out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: Appreciate it.
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Speaker 8: He's here.
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Speaker 14: Skiri, you think it's crazy that people who live four hours from Charleston haven't been there?
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Speaker 7: I got one that's going to blow your mind, Skiri. I'm 38.
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Speaker 14: I've lived in Queens my entire life, and.
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Speaker 7: I've never been to Staten Island.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 14: Well, I've been in the car as we drove through Staten Island, but I've never actually stopped and been there.
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Speaker 15: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: I guess. Go ahead, Scary. Go ahead and list all the things she's missing by not stopping and exploring Staten Island. I mean, no, Staten Island's got some things.
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Speaker 1: I'm shocked.
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Speaker 4: Without mentioning Daninos, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: The Staten Island Zoo. Staten Island Ferry.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay. You love the Staten Island Zoo. I'm actually, I am shocked, Jamie, but you know.
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Speaker 4: Whatever, to each his own. I like to explore what's around me. I happen to like Staten Island. I was just joking. By the way, not the Staten Island Yankees any longer, but the Staten Island.
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Speaker 2: Ferryman.
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Speaker 1: Ferry Hawks.
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Speaker 4: Beautiful stadium to catch a minor league baseball game. Shout out Gary Brown.
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Speaker 2: I wish I could hear you, buddy.
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Speaker 8: He's saying you shouldn't look up the Mason Dixon line using chat GPT.
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Speaker 2: You should open a book. Okay.
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Speaker 4: I heard what he's saying. He's clear.
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Speaker 1: I can barely hear him.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's you.
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Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
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Speaker 4: Vinny from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 8: Vinny!
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Speaker 4: I don't want to.
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Speaker 16: Keep getting into the political talk. But, Brody, you said something. Who has pink and blue hair? Who has pink and blue hair? There's a congresswoman named, I think, Delora, Deloro. from Connecticut, who's got purple hair and she's an old lady. But the pink and blue hair 95% of the time is always a liberal crazy nut, as is the septum ring.
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Speaker 4: Usually the same thing. Septum ring never disappoints. Septum ring. To Vinny's point, I didn't say that If someone has pink or blue hair, they aren't probably a young liberal person. What I said was 95% of liberal women don't have pink and blue hair. That it's become a cliche.
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Speaker 7: That's all.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm related to a lot of those people and none of them have pink or blue hair, which is also anecdotal evidence. But, you know, the whole point of being a conservative is that you are a conservative person. You're not likely to have wild and crazy experiences. things because you like to keep things conservative. which is fine.
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Speaker 2: Hey, so I usually don't comment, but I had to this time. Vinny was 100% right.
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Speaker 17: The only thing he missed out on the Sidney Sweeney ad was that she's a white conservative. They don't care that Lizzo's half naked and doing it. Serena Williams has them JBL1 commercials or whatever and the short skirts and stuff.
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Speaker 2: They don't mind that at all.
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Speaker 17: It's just because she's a white conservative doing well and it pisses that woke mom off. They don't care that men are wearing dresses and playing in women's sports.
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Speaker 2: Like, none of that matters. Women, that's the stuff women should be outraged about.
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Speaker 4: You know, Serena Williams doesn't shoot her tits out. Again, I like to see the Sydney Sweeney commercial, but there's no comparison between the things you mentioned and anything else you mentioned. It's not about her being white or black. Serena Williams is an actual athlete and she has a skirt that she can play tennis in. It's not what Sydney Sweeney did. And again, there's nothing wrong with what Sydney Sweeney did. but it's not about her. We're looking for reasons instead of just understanding that women don't like it. We're looking for any reason. No, because it's because most women I know do like it. There are women. Most women you know, because that's why you hang out with them. They're women who think like you. They're women who think like me.
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Speaker 7: Which is fine.
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Speaker 4: By the way, I happen to like the women you hang out with. And I see videos the other day. Who did you post with? Some newscasters. Oh, right.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Some people, Astra and Inez.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Love them. Speaking of women you hang out with.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 1: No, he continues.
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Speaker 17: I guarantee if you put a man up there with a dress and a wig on doing the same ads Cindy Sweeney did, wearing the same thing she did, liberals would be all for it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we love this ad.
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Speaker 2: And that place, it would go bonkers.
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Speaker 17: That fucking ad. It's ridiculous. It's all political. You can't convince me it's not. It definitely is.
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Speaker 4: I'm going to ask this one last time. Did the man have big boobs in the commercial? That's all I want to know.
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Speaker 2: Liam here. The reason why I'm.
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Speaker 9: Always outside is because I have roommates. And they're always doing their thing. So I'll go outside and listen to y'all. And on top of that, I go camping a lot too. So that's why you can't hear rain. You can't hear this.
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Speaker 2: You can't hear an umbrella. So guys, enough enough.
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Speaker 3: Alright.
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Speaker 2: Just That's it. You're going to hear a fucking noise in the background.
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Speaker 4: All right. And we love it.
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Speaker 1: I actually like Liam's noises in the background.
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Speaker 4: I think he raises and collects crickets.
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Speaker 1: It gives him character. It gives him, you know, and I feel like people know it's Liam.
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Speaker 4: I may have to do a Rocket Man parody called Cricket Man. Cricket Man.
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Speaker 3: Liam from Ohio.
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Speaker 9: So, thank fucking God your doctor says that.
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Speaker 2: Instead of, oh, fuck, what the fuck is that? Anyways, Scary, you and your showerhead.
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Speaker 9: That shit was funny as fuck on the big show.
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Speaker 2: That shit was funny. Gandhi's funny as fuck. You guys are cutting it up. It's great.
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Speaker 11: Love it.
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Speaker 4: I didn't hear it.
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Speaker 1: Say peace.
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Speaker 4: Gotta reference what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: See y'all.
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Speaker 6: I was talking about there's nothing like going to a hotel and having a good showerhead. Because it wakes you up. A strong showerhead. Who doesn't love a good showerhead? They did the double entendre. Scary to realize what he's talking about. He's talking about showerhead. Who doesn't love showerhead?
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Liam. That was a funny segment, actually.
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Speaker 2: Liam here again. What's up? See if you can.
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Speaker 4: Reference the picture.
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Speaker 9: So you guys, on Monday, was on the side podcast talking about praying to angels and whatever it is. It's all paganism. Catholic Church paganism. Vatican is paganism and demonic.
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Speaker 2: Everything. Research, guys. Research. I walked away. I'm Catholic. I'm a Christian now. Excuse me. Christian. And I walk with Christ.
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Speaker 4: By the way, it's a... Oh, sorry. What are you doing there? Where'd that come from?
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Speaker 1: Were you playing music.
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Speaker 4: On the limb? You have a glitch?
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Speaker 1: It sounded like he was peeing there. It sounded like he was taking a leak.
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Speaker 4: The way the water was dripping. You check your system there, the music comes out of nowhere.
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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Manny from Jersey. Manny! Commenting on episode 390.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a similar situation where I went to an appointment with a specialist about some stomach issues I was having. When the doctor walks in, she ends up being seven months pregnant. And the entire time while she's asking me about my symptoms, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, she's going to think I'm acting like a little bitch complaining about nausea when she's over here working, putting in full days, being seven months pregnant.
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Speaker 2: So I get where you're coming from.
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Speaker 4: All right. Thank you.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Appreciate you. Let's take a break. We got more talkbacks on the other side of this.
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Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
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Speaker 11: We will be right back.
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Speaker 4: Not a bad start. Okay, we good?
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Speaker 2: We good so far?
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Speaker 8: Yeah. All right.
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Speaker 1: Who's next? Who's up to bat?
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Speaker 18: Rockin' Steve.
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Speaker 7: Over there.
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Speaker 18: Yo, I cracked up when you said Adele's not too easy on the eyes.
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Speaker 4: He did say that, didn't he?
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Speaker 1: You know, she's not too easy on the eyes there.
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Speaker 4: Rockin' Steve over there.
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Speaker 2: Nick from Washington.
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Speaker 4: What up?
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Speaker 19: Then episode 390 or well whatever episode was sydney's 20 uh so so it's just a commercial guys i think people have to relax and uh yeah current climate is extra sensitive um people maybe uh forgot that uh some celebrities have sex tape again they have a whole damn sex tape and they making money and they're popular.
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Speaker 4: Are they really celebrities the Some of them are.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Part two.
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Speaker 19: The news winning part two. So, yeah, I don't get it. Why people are so upset. Kevin Hart is not an athlete. Dwayne Rock Johnson is not an athlete. So many people in the industry have commercials for gambling websites or sports bets. And that's okay. And yes, Sydney Sweeney does take a lot of crap from internet and from society and.
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Speaker 2: Stuff.
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Speaker 16: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Again, I want to point out, it's not the gambling part that people were... Not me, I'm not upset about it. But the people that were upset were not upset because it's a gambling commercial. So I'm not sure what the Kevin Hart thing has.
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Speaker 2: To do with it.
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Speaker 4: I think we're a little off track.
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Speaker 2: A lot of people giving Sydney Sweeney.
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Speaker 19: Way too much crap for no reason. Yeah, because she has certain point of views or she does commercials or she doesn't try to be modest. And I don't know what happened to women. I thought women are supposed to uplift each other and celebrate each other's beauty.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 4: No, that's, that's not the rule. Women are supposed to uplift each other, but usually for things worth lifting them up for, I think.
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Speaker 1: And this is definitely one of them.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: We're moving on.
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Speaker 1: I would need help.
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Speaker 4: Lifting her up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Brooklyn boys, John, your mail.
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Speaker 4: Commenting on episode three 90 question for Brody.
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Speaker 12: Would it be irony or coincidence that right after Scary got finished saying that he doesn't do fantasy football, that he was given the fantasy football-esque account from iHeart? I find that so funny.
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Speaker 6: What exactly is he talking about? I think we're talking about sports betting in general. That's not, no, no.
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Speaker 4: That's coincidence.
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Speaker 6: Or are we talking about the thing that I'm playing something for fun, actually, but I'm not betting on it.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing two different things.
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Speaker 4: Sports betting is not fantasy football. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, but I am also talking about something that we are doing online on the podcast, which was a trial run. But as far as with my friends... On what podcast? Not this podcast. No, I think it airs on the podcast network. But if we're talking about something that I.
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Speaker 6: There was a time where I was involved in the work, the radio stations, leagues, and stuff like that, or the Brooklyn, my Hoboken friends and my Brooklyn friends. The days of me having time to balance three, four, five.
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Speaker 1: Different things, meh. Can't do it.
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Speaker 4: And he was terrible at it. I was.
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Speaker 1: I never won. Never did win. That was my team, Roethlisberger and Fries.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 4: He had a good name, but he drafted too many giants back when they were terrible.
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Speaker 2: Also, sidebar.
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Speaker 7: Yes?
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Speaker 12: What is I heart's fascination with dogs?
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Speaker 4: First, you got top dog. Now you got under dog.
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Speaker 1: What's next?
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Speaker 3: Up dog.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not.
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Speaker 7: I heart.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. I'm not going to ask him. I'm not asking him.
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Speaker 4: I know that joke. Don't do it. Don't do what? He just said top dog. And what was the second one? Under dog. And he said, and up dog.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 21: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Cause he wants you to ask. the existence of that and to explain it.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 4: And if you, if you say it, it's a joke.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 4: He wants to say, what's up dog.
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Speaker 1: What's up dog.
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Speaker 8: Right. All right.
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Speaker 4: Cute.
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Speaker 8: Brody.
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Speaker 12: I cannot agree more with that annoying voice that influencers seemingly always do. I don't know if you've ever seen it, but there is like a minute long skit with a guy in a coffee shop dealing with the server behind the counter. That is absolutely hilarious.
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Speaker 2: That is spot on.
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Speaker 12: If you ever want a quick laugh, just YouTube coffee shop fake voice.
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Speaker 11: It's the top one right there. It's absolutely hilarious.
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Speaker 10: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Make sure you Google that. Let's see now.
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Speaker 2: Episode 390.
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Speaker 4: What up?
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Speaker 22: I've been a slice for life since the beginning.
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Speaker 7: Nice. Episode 390, the worst. Have a good day, sir.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 1: I wonder what it was about episode 390.
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Speaker 4: My guess is it was the arguing. Okay, listen. Which was off-brand for us.
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Speaker 1: We're not all perfect, and we can't always... have the same episode and we can't have the same beat sometimes.
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Speaker 4: Although I'm sure it's something that Scary said.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure it is.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's Liam here.
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Speaker 4: Oh, Liam.
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Speaker 1: Cricket man!
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Speaker 2: You said your electronics is fingered? We're just going to stop there. I'm not going to say anything else.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You fingered your shit?
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Speaker 4: I fingered it.
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Speaker 2: Who else is going to... Oh, I'll buy it all for you.
00:20:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:20:18
Speaker 2: It's called... I'm not going to say it. No, no, not going to say it.
00:20:23
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
00:20:25
Speaker 4: Cricket man. He doesn't... Going out because his roommate's home.
00:20:29
Speaker 2: Liam here.
00:20:30
Speaker 1: What?
00:20:31
Speaker 2: You heard me.
00:20:32
Speaker 5: Brody?
00:20:33
Speaker 7: Brody.
00:20:35
Speaker 9: I would sound like Daniel. Hella cursing. Hella cussing everybody out. Because I don't play games. And I tell you everything's demonic, too. And on top of that, I want a fixed schedule. If you don't do that, you're going to fucking hear from me. That's why I walked away from jobs. Because they don't respect people.
00:21:00
Speaker 2: Period.
00:21:01
Speaker 7: All right.
00:21:01
Speaker 4: Liam. All right.
00:21:03
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:03
Speaker 1: Here's number five.
00:21:05
Speaker 2: Liam here.
00:21:05
Speaker 8: There it is.
00:21:06
Speaker 2: Y'all ever heard of.
00:21:06
Speaker 3: Yeah!
00:21:07
Speaker 5: Fuck hands.
00:21:13
Speaker 4: He loves you more, but.
00:21:16
Speaker 2: What will he play for?
00:21:17
Speaker 1: He's still going.
00:21:23
Speaker 6: The thing is, he didn't do four in a row. But he's already appeared like five other times on this podcast.
00:21:31
Speaker 4: All right.
00:21:32
Speaker 1: All right.
00:21:32
Speaker 3: Sorry.
00:21:33
Speaker 8: All right.
00:21:33
Speaker 4: Next one.
00:21:35
Speaker 2: Liam here. Last one, guys.
00:21:36
Speaker 5: Sorry.
00:21:37
Speaker 8: Liam.
00:21:38
Speaker 2: Oh, he said this is the last one.
00:21:40
Speaker 4: This is the fourth one.
00:21:41
Speaker 9: It's a body cam for officers nationwide.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: And they do flock cams.
00:21:49
Speaker 9: And they have a huge budget with them because they make them.
00:21:54
Speaker 2: So a lot of people are suing. A lot of people are suing. And on top of that, like I said, police stations are suing now. It's getting ridiculous.
00:22:06
Speaker 4: All right.
00:22:06
Speaker 1: You heard that from Liam.
00:22:09
Speaker 4: Okay. Going to work tomorrow morning and make sure everybody knows that. You know the score? Yeah.
00:22:16
Speaker 2: All right.
00:22:18
Speaker 4: Let's see.
00:22:19
Speaker 1: Thank you, Liam. Always a pleasure. And moving to the next page. They changed the layout of this. I don't like this very much.
00:22:29
Speaker 2: Liam here. I support the Browns.
00:22:32
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:22:33
Speaker 23: We're sorry and we hope you don't mind.
00:22:37
Speaker 2: You get four top. That's not fun.
00:22:46
Speaker 4: I got to make one that says seven.
00:22:47
Speaker 1: Seven.
00:22:48
Speaker 4: Exactly. You don't get seven.
00:22:50
Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queens here. I'm commenting on Brody shirt dilemma. Brody, I think you should ask for the money back from your friend, but only for the shirt that got ruined because it was going to be returned. You were going to get your money back anyway. And let's face it. It is kind of his fault that it got ruined. He left it sitting around where something could happen to it. And he has that second shirt that you bought. So he's not paying for his own gift. If he gives your money back for the one he ruined.
00:23:20
Speaker 4: Well, yes, he is. Cause he technically he'd be out the $ 45 and he only had one shirt. So he'd be out 45 and has a shirt. So he didn't get a free shirt. I may have an update for next, for next week for Brooklyn boys, but that's where we have one person. I beg people to give an opinion.
00:23:39
Speaker 7: Hi, B-Boys.
00:23:40
Speaker 24: It's Teresa from Avira Beach, Florida, formerly from New Jersey, Woodbridge, New Jersey. In the beginning of your podcast, 391, you were talking about the Giants and Skiri said, I said what I said.
00:23:55
Speaker 11: Okay, Doja Cat.
00:23:58
Speaker 24: And also, when you're in a bridal party, the bridal party pays.
00:24:01
Speaker 2: For their own clothing.
00:24:03
Speaker 7: Have a great day.
00:24:05
Speaker 4: This is true. By the way, check it in from Vero Beach with the Doja Cat reference. I love that. That's huge.
00:24:11
Speaker 1: That's big.
00:24:12
Speaker 2: I like that.
00:24:13
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:24:13
Speaker 1: Thank you, Teresa.
00:24:15
Speaker 4: That was great.
00:24:19
Speaker 14: Skiri was talking about that guy, Jesse, and the suit he couldn't fit into that was picked out by Mr.
00:24:24
Speaker 11: Cheap-Ass, the groom.
00:24:25
Speaker 14: If I were Jesse, I would drop out as being groomsman after that because I personally would feel like if the groom doesn't care enough about me to make sure that a suit he picked out fits me, why should I care enough about him to be a groomsman? Jesse should have just showed up as a guest and worn whatever the fuck suit he wanted.
00:24:44
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:24:45
Speaker 1: And you know something?
00:24:46
Speaker 6: I agree with you wholeheartedly. And I think that's what he ended up doing. I think that was the solution. He just tried to match the suit as close as he could and said, fuck it.
00:24:56
Speaker 4: You know?
00:24:57
Speaker 1: I mean, he had no other choice, really.
00:25:00
Speaker 4: You know what? I would have showed up in one of those t-shirts that looks like a tuxedo.
00:25:03
Speaker 6: Oh, the t-shirt with the tuxedo printed on it.
00:25:05
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:25:06
Speaker 4: The tux shirt.
00:25:07
Speaker 8: Yep.
00:25:07
Speaker 4: Love that.
00:25:09
Speaker 24: Morning, guys.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: Vinny from Brooklyn.
00:25:11
Speaker 8: Hey.
00:25:12
Speaker 16: Scary, usually I'm with you on things like this, but with this AI thing, I think I'm with Brody. I don't think that these guys are walking away for no reason at all. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't trust AI at all. I think it's a bad thing. I think it has its uses, but I think the overall, the bad outweighs the good a million times over.
00:25:38
Speaker 5: Wow.
00:25:39
Speaker 4: All right. Vinny coming in for Brody. By the way, the AI sketch on Weekend Update this weekend on SNL was pretty good.
00:25:48
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to watch it. I haven't seen it yet.
00:25:50
Speaker 4: Even though I don't like the person who did the sketch very much, it was great.
00:25:56
Speaker 16: And I think to your point, these people don't care about humanity or anything, but that should tell you if they're scared and they're worried about where it can go, that should be a clue as to what could happen if these guys are petrified of it. And I mean, all we have to do is watch the movies. I mean, we've seen, just look at Terminator. I know it sounds far-fetched, but it isn't that far-fetched anymore.
00:26:25
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
00:26:26
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take my cues from a film.
00:26:29
Speaker 4: I just won't. A story came out this morning that AI almost started a war with China this weekend.
00:26:35
Speaker 2: Right.
00:26:38
Speaker 4: So it's frightening.
00:26:41
Speaker 7: All right.
00:26:42
Speaker 16: Like Ultron in the Marvel movies, if AI determines that we, the people, are the problem on this planet and they decide to do something about it, computers are connected to everything from nuclear codes to.
00:27:04
Speaker 16: Infrastructure and electricity and everything else, they could shut us down.
00:27:08
Speaker 4: We could be dead in months.
00:27:12
Speaker 3: Wow.
00:27:13
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: He's not wrong.
00:27:16
Speaker 4: Right.
00:27:16
Speaker 1: Vinny with the doomsday call.
00:27:19
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
00:27:19
Speaker 1: That was not on my bingo card today.
00:27:22
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about that on the Brooklyn Boys. Oh, okay.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: So it has some good after all.
00:27:28
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, Scary, but as I'm listening to this, you're dead wrong about this, bro. unregulated, I'm all for deregulation with a lot of things, I don't want to get into it, but I am for deregulation, but something like this, me personally, I think AI should outright be banned across the world, let alone our country, but this isn't just an American thing, we, they're competing with everyone in the world, and that's what Brody is saying, and he's absolutely right.
00:27:57
Speaker 4: Uh, I love hearing that out of Vinny. Wow. He continues. Vinny's big for... He wants lead back in pain.
00:28:05
Speaker 1: He's about to give us a fifth.
00:28:07
Speaker 4: He wants asbestos back. He's about to give us.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: I'm bringing the asbestos back.
00:28:11
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:12
Speaker 2: He wants.
00:28:13
Speaker 1: Here comes number five from Vinny, though.
00:28:16
Speaker 4: Vinny, but he's agreeing with me, so... I'm sorry this is number five.
00:28:20
Speaker 2: The jingle, but.
00:28:23
Speaker 16: Yeah, Brody's absolutely right.
00:28:25
Speaker 2: We're in an arms race, basically, with.
00:28:29
Speaker 16: With China. Don't be fooled into thinking that this is for the everyday production and shit like that. This is more to do about government and military than it is anything else around the world. AI is there for that reason.
00:28:45
Speaker 2: That's their primary focus. Okay.
00:28:49
Speaker 6: Oh, he let Vinny slip there with the fifth one.
00:28:52
Speaker 5: You know what?
00:28:53
Speaker 4: I was trying to hit the button. It wasn't working.
00:28:54
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
00:28:54
Speaker 1: I wonder why. Because he agreed with you, you fuck.
00:28:58
Speaker 8: What?
00:29:01
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, you want something else, Brody.
00:29:05
Speaker 7: You know what?
00:29:05
Speaker 4: I wasn't even focused on what Vinny was saying. I was trying so hard to get my phone to work and hit those jingles. Yeah, right.
00:29:11
Speaker 1: You know what?
00:29:13
Speaker 4: You know what happened?
00:29:13
Speaker 1: You know what happened?
00:29:14
Speaker 4: I bet you AI wanted me to stop interrupting Vinny Because that would look bad for AI.
00:29:22
Speaker 1: Brody's playing favorites now. Four is four.
00:29:25
Speaker 4: AI took over my phone.
00:29:26
Speaker 1: You don't get more.
00:29:27
Speaker 21: Four is four.
00:29:28
Speaker 7: That's right.
00:29:29
Speaker 4: I lost track. Liam's pissed. Liam's pissed.
00:29:31
Speaker 10: See?
00:29:33
Speaker 4: Buy the satanic number.
00:29:35
Speaker 26: Scary.
00:29:36
Speaker 7: There's no need to be bashful.
00:29:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:29:41
Speaker 7: You need to have some more confidence in yourself, my man.
00:29:45
Speaker 20: Thanks.
00:29:47
Speaker 7: You can say what you weigh and not feel ashamed about it. You need to be confident in yourself, man. Losing 30 pounds is a big feat. You should be proud of that. You should say... where you started and now where you're at. Have more confidence, my man.
00:30:05
Speaker 1: All right.
00:30:06
Speaker 4: You know what? The starting point and the end point aren't as important as the fact that he's gone on a 30 mile journey. If you jog 30 miles, it doesn't matter what city you left from. It matters that you jog 30 miles. So in scary defense, if you don't mind me just commenting my two cents, uh, it's irrelevant what he started at. He looks good. He lost 30 pounds and he's continuing to lose weight. So, slowly but surely.
00:30:30
Speaker 7: Yeah. Finally, someone that feels the same way.
00:30:36
Speaker 27: I totally, wholeheartedly, 100%, 150%, 200%, as Scary.
00:30:41
Speaker 7: Says, agree with Josh.
00:30:44
Speaker 27: Brody, you are interrupting 24 fucking 7.
00:30:48
Speaker 7: Let fucking Scary talk. Let the slides talk. Do not interrupt. Nobody wants to hear your voice. I'm just kidding about that.
00:30:56
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
00:30:56
Speaker 7: I apologize.
00:30:57
Speaker 4: Maybe one step too far. Stop interrupting.
00:30:59
Speaker 8: Jesus.
00:31:00
Speaker 1: Dude, you're doing it on him right now.
00:31:02
Speaker 4: Well, that's the irony of comedy.
00:31:04
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
00:31:04
Speaker 4: The comedy of irony. Jesus, Louise. It's David Brody. I'm working on it. Take a breath. Take my pills. Take a breath.
00:31:10
Speaker 1: Take your slow down pills. You have a slow down pill?
00:31:12
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
00:31:13
Speaker 1: Is there such a thing?
00:31:15
Speaker 4: Prozac? It probably is.
00:31:18
Speaker 1: Zoloft?
00:31:19
Speaker 4: You need some Zoloft in your life. You know a lot of drugs, Gary.
00:31:23
Speaker 11: Yeah.
00:31:23
Speaker 27: I'll never understand why you get so worked up over Sydney Sweeney.
00:31:29
Speaker 7: Is she hot?
00:31:30
Speaker 11: Sure.
00:31:32
Speaker 27: But there's much hotter women out there.
00:31:36
Speaker 7: She ain't the most attractive female on the planet right now. Most talked about?
00:31:41
Speaker 10: Sure.
00:31:41
Speaker 7: But she's doing the same thing that a lot of other women do. Sell their body. Make their money. There's a lot of hotter women that don't have to do that. You got names and links?
00:31:54
Speaker 1: He's asking for a friend. Brody wants to do some research.
00:31:57
Speaker 4: No, no, I do not. Sure about that? Yeah, I don't care.
00:32:01
Speaker 16: Hey, guys, Vinny again. Sorry, I'm leaving another one.
00:32:04
Speaker 8: Vinny.
00:32:04
Speaker 16: You can play the jingle again if you want. But about the shirt, the gift. Me, personally, if I was your friend, I'd offer to pay you for the shirt. And if he gives you the 40 bucks.
00:32:20
Speaker 2: That's what you want.
00:32:20
Speaker 16: So you paid $ 40, he paid $ 40 for the one that they damaged. But if I was in your shoes, I probably still wouldn't accept it. The offer would be enough for me.
00:32:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't buy dinner with offers. I want an update.
00:32:37
Speaker 6: You have an update on that story on the Brooklyn Boys?
00:32:41
Speaker 9: Yes.
00:32:41
Speaker 4: Well, I may have an update, yes. Something happens. I may have an update, yes.
00:32:44
Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
00:32:45
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
00:32:47
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to fucking love this. Brody is wrong.
00:32:52
Speaker 26: Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong, wrong, wrong. Yet again, Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong. Brody is fucking wrong. Wrong, wrong, dead fucking wrong.
00:33:06
Speaker 4: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
00:33:09
Speaker 7: Tribulation is a word.
00:33:12
Speaker 8: Nuts.
00:33:13
Speaker 1: Tribulation is a word.
00:33:16
Speaker 7: No, I didn't.
00:33:16
Speaker 4: He didn't say it was the use of the word. He said, he goes, it's worth all the trials and tribulations. He did not say that, though. He used it the wrong way in a sentence. I'll pull it up.
00:33:30
Speaker 1: Okay, pull it up.
00:33:31
Speaker 4: Jackson Dart. Hold on. You're just going to watch the tape.
00:33:34
Speaker 21: But, you know, I think it's just a tribulation to the work that we put in.
00:33:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a tribulation to the work we've done.
00:33:40
Speaker 1: It's a tribute.
00:33:41
Speaker 10: Right.
00:33:43
Speaker 4: We've been through tribulations, but what he said was it's, it's a tribulation to the work we've done.
00:33:49
Speaker 1: So he's, so he's using it in the wrong, right. In the wrong sense.
00:33:54
Speaker 4: Or the wrong. It's like when a quarterback audibles, but the announcer says he audibilized, you're just trying to make a word fancier by using the wrong word.
00:34:04
Speaker 8: All right.
00:34:04
Speaker 4: So I wasn't wrong. He Jackson, can we say Jackson dot was wrong? By the way, they've replaced Jackson dart. Whose name begins with a J. with Jameis Winston, whose name begins with a J, and they just traded for a backup quarterback, J.J. McCarthy, who's got two J's. So they got four J's in their quarterback room. That's a lot of J's.
00:34:22
Speaker 1: Smoking a lot of J's back there.
00:34:23
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Hello.
00:34:26
Speaker 8: Brody?
00:34:27
Speaker 5: Yes, sir?
00:34:28
Speaker 27: You don't think that we all caught your silence after Gary was questioning if tribulation was a word?
00:34:37
Speaker 7: We all know you were Googling tribulation. to make sure that it wasn't a word.
00:34:41
Speaker 27: Then you came back and circled around and I was like, Oh, it doesn't fit.
00:34:45
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe not. But that's no, you thought it wasn't a word. Brody was wrong.
00:34:55
Speaker 6: So he took your, he took your pause as you were like Googling something to try and prove, make sure.
00:35:01
Speaker 4: That you were, you weren't wrong.
00:35:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:35:04
Speaker 4: So I understand the thought process and I have, done that in the past.
00:35:10
Speaker 1: He surely has. I've seen him on camera doing that.
00:35:13
Speaker 4: But in this particular case, no, because I know the word tribulation. Trials and tribulations. I know what the word means. But it doesn't mean what Jackson Dart thought it meant. But see, instead of getting credit for not interrupting Scary, now I'm getting shit for not interrupting Scary.
00:35:33
Speaker 1: Oh, he's not done yet.
00:35:34
Speaker 4: He's going in on you here.
00:35:35
Speaker 7: And don't you even try making up some stupid excuse. Don't even try it with me. I'm tired of your excuses, Brody. Tired of it. You were wrong. Fucking admit it. What's the number one rule of correcting someone? Be fucking right. Stop making excuses for it. Just admit it.
00:35:56
Speaker 4: It's really fucking easy. Jackson Dart was wrong. Again, I did not just make up an excuse. I didn't need to look up the word tribulation.
00:36:08
Speaker 8: All right.
00:36:11
Speaker 1: Man, you're getting roasted today.
00:36:13
Speaker 4: No, I got to be wrong about something so I can prove to him that I admit it.
00:36:19
Speaker 6: I actually called out the two or three times in 391 episodes that you were a man and you stood up and said you were wrong. I've made a big deal out of it, actually. I'm like, well, David Brody marked the date and time. He admitted he was wrong.
00:36:34
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm wrong.
00:36:35
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's not done. He's not finished with you.
00:36:37
Speaker 2: That's all right.
00:36:38
Speaker 27: Now, Brody, I'll try to make this last one because I know you're itching to play that fucking jingle.
00:36:44
Speaker 4: Big, big, big time.
00:36:45
Speaker 27: But have you never, ever heard of the saying trials and tribulations?
00:36:52
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:36:52
Speaker 5: Have you?
00:36:53
Speaker 7: Have you?
00:36:53
Speaker 8: Huh?
00:36:54
Speaker 7: Trials and tribulations. Google that.
00:36:58
Speaker 4: Use it in the wrong context.
00:37:00
Speaker 7: Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong.
00:37:04
Speaker 4: I do like his singing though. All right.
00:37:07
Speaker 5: We're going to continue.
00:37:07
Speaker 2: We're going to move on.
00:37:09
Speaker 4: We beat this dead horse.
00:37:10
Speaker 7: Hey, you know what?
00:37:11
Speaker 4: Be fun about it.
00:37:13
Speaker 7: Steve.
00:37:14
Speaker 21: Brody, you were talking about parents showing up to the interview and scary. You were talking about the same thing. I think I told you before I'm in hospitality, have been for a long time. One of my responsibilities is interviewing lifeguards. And recently I've not only had parents that have shown up to the interview, I've had many of those, but I've had parents asked to sit in on the interview. And I'm kind of curious to see what you think about that. I think it's kind of absurd. Um, young kids, teenagers, but still, what do you think?
00:37:41
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
00:37:42
Speaker 1: Hell's fucking no.
00:37:44
Speaker 4: That's a hard.
00:37:44
Speaker 1: No, I would throw them.
00:37:46
Speaker 6: I would throw the parent and the kid out without even giving them the interview at that point.
00:37:50
Speaker 4: Fuck that. Brody.
00:37:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:37:53
Speaker 4: That not what he said. I mean, seriously, come on. You can't coddle them that much. Look, if you're, I'll tell you what, if you're interviewing to be a junior counselor at a day camp and you're 14, maybe the parent wants to know, has questions about hours worked and work conditions, maybe. But if you're a lifeguard at 18 or 17, that's a, nah, no.
00:38:24
Speaker 21: The only reason that I would even think of accepting the fact that a parent would want to sit in on an interview is maybe they're worried about Their child's meeting a new person and, you know, they don't know who the person is. So they're being protective. I had a father come in with his daughter once. So I understand that. But once you see that I'm not an ax murderer and we're meeting in a public place, what's your reason for being there?
00:38:47
Speaker 1: There is not.
00:38:48
Speaker 4: What does an ax murderer look like exactly?
00:38:52
Speaker 1: Safety purposes there.
00:38:53
Speaker 4: Still.
00:38:55
Speaker 8: Nope.
00:38:55
Speaker 4: No parents.
00:38:56
Speaker 3: Brody.
00:38:57
Speaker 4: 30 yards away. Yeah.
00:38:59
Speaker 5: Brody.
00:39:01
Speaker 26: Do you not know how commercials work?
00:39:04
Speaker 7: You know those two people in the park, blah, blah, blah. They're actors. They're in a commercial.
00:39:10
Speaker 26: It's not like the lady just went up to a stranger, hey, can I go through your phone?
00:39:15
Speaker 11: No, no stranger's.
00:39:18
Speaker 7: Going to let anybody do that. It's a fucking commercial. They're fucking paid by whoever company they're fucking using.
00:39:25
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
00:39:26
Speaker 6: Well, it's bad acting, and if you really want people your listeners to believe in the product or or jump in on it or or you have to be somewhat believable and did.
00:39:39
Speaker 4: I give the impression that i thought it was some actual random woman in the park No, I said they used a heavy-set woman and they wanted us to believe as the audience that she was willing to give up her phone to a stranger for a free lunch.
00:39:52
Speaker 1: I will say a lot of these scenarios are obnoxious and.
00:39:55
Speaker 4: Over-inflated, you know, and beyond. As was the woman in the park. All right, next.
00:40:08
Speaker 27: I guess props to you for being entertained by the little stupid shit.
00:40:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:40:12
Speaker 10: Like.
00:40:14
Speaker 7: How could I not put together that that's a commercial, that's actors. No one's going to go up to anybody and say, hey, let me see your phone.
00:40:21
Speaker 24: I need to download an app to show you how many subscriptions you're fucking using.
00:40:24
Speaker 1: Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:40:26
Speaker 7: Nobody's going to do that to a fucking stranger. God damn it. A little bit of common sense goes a long way, Brody. God damn it. It's not even entertaining. Pick something else. Find something else that's actually entertaining.
00:40:36
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
00:40:37
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what?
00:40:38
Speaker 4: Let me get your phone number. I'll call you first before I say anything on the podcast. I was talking about the scenario was not believable. I did not say I thought she was an actual woman in the park giving up her phone.
00:40:53
Speaker 1: Did you say scenario? What's the, what's the, what's the scenario scenario?
00:40:58
Speaker 4: Who sings that tribe called quest.
00:41:01
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:41:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:02
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
00:41:03
Speaker 7: Don't get mad at scary for interrupting you. You're the king of interrupting people.
00:41:08
Speaker 8: What the hell?
00:41:09
Speaker 7: That's the mad at him for interrupting you. Tell him that you're speaking.
00:41:14
Speaker 27: I hope Scary and Every Slice speaks up every time you interrupt them.
00:41:19
Speaker 7: Come on. We got to band together.
00:41:20
Speaker 2: No more interrupting.
00:41:21
Speaker 4: How would you do that?
00:41:22
Speaker 7: You can't.
00:41:22
Speaker 2: You're not live.
00:41:23
Speaker 4: I'm not talking over you, Emily.
00:41:25
Speaker 7: Scary and Slice.
00:41:26
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:41:27
Speaker 7: If you don't like it, you're being interrupted yourself.
00:41:30
Speaker 28: All right.
00:41:31
Speaker 4: I have no problem with Scary interrupting me. It's just, it's banter. That's how we talk to each other.
00:41:35
Speaker 8: All right.
00:41:36
Speaker 7: We're all good.
00:41:37
Speaker 4: We're moving on.
00:41:39
Speaker 1: Brody, how's your ass?
00:41:42
Speaker 4: Tell me how my ass tastes. How's your ass, Brody? That was Shaquille O'Neal lyrics.
00:41:47
Speaker 2: No, it's fine.
00:41:49
Speaker 4: It's all in good humor. Good jest. I would like one of these phone voicemails talkbacks to start with.
00:41:55
Speaker 5: Scary.
00:41:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:41:57
Speaker 1: Let's see if it's this one.
00:41:59
Speaker 5: Marilyn from Omaha.
00:42:02
Speaker 28: I don't think it's wrong if you bring coffee to your interview. I wouldn't because it would just be awkward. The AI, Brody, I agree with you. I have some real concerns. And it also does influence me that the makers are also concerned. I think it's something that we should think about. It makes sense and it's very logical. Love you guys.
00:42:26
Speaker 20: Bye.
00:42:27
Speaker 4: Bye. Love you too. Love you too. All right.
00:42:29
Speaker 1: Well, that's a nice happy one. We'll take a break on that note because we like to be nice and happy.
00:42:33
Speaker 4: Yes, more of those.
00:42:33
Speaker 7: Smiling.
00:42:34
Speaker 4: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. All right.
00:42:38
Speaker 1: Getting ready to turn that frown upside down there, David Brody.
00:42:42
Speaker 8: Sure.
00:42:42
Speaker 4: By the way, the big homework was help me out with the shirt dilemma. So far we have, uh, it let him offer the money, but don't take it and take the money. We got one, one of each. All right.
00:42:56
Speaker 7: Brody.
00:42:58
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:42:59
Speaker 7: If you can't afford a shirt, maybe you should just get a job.
00:43:05
Speaker 4: You'd be able to afford a shirt by then.
00:43:08
Speaker 7: Maybe if not your first paycheck, maybe your second. Or you can ask your wife for an allowance. That might work. All right.
00:43:19
Speaker 1: There's some more shirt advice for you. You ask and you shall receive.
00:43:22
Speaker 4: It's almost as if you haven't listened to me speak for 400 episodes. It isn't about I need the money to pay my rent. It's about the principle of the fact that I bought a shirt and I'm paying for it twice. That was it.
00:43:36
Speaker 1: It doesn't sit well with David Brody.
00:43:38
Speaker 4: Yeah it's about the i want an opinion to see how you guys think i should handle it it's called.
00:43:45
Speaker 27: I really doubt you said anything but on the off chance you did why are you interfering with this young lady's life on her choice.
00:43:56
Speaker 16: To not have.
00:43:58
Speaker 23: A tuna melt with cheese I get the whole, you can't really be a tuna melt without cheese, but why does it bother you if she asks for a tuna.
00:44:08
Speaker 7: Melt without cheese? Like, she can have a tuna melt without cheese.
00:44:13
Speaker 1: But then it's not a tuna melt. I kind of agree with Brody on that. It's redundant.
00:44:18
Speaker 4: You kind of agree?
00:44:20
Speaker 1: I agree with Brody on that one.
00:44:21
Speaker 4: It's redundant. By the way, and I've talked about this before, it's getting out of hand with newscasters and sportscasters putting kind of and sort of in front of every adjective. And every verb, rather. They go, oh, he kind of injured himself. Oh, he kind of ran off the field limping. Kind of. No, he actually ran off the field limping. So if you agree with me, don't say you kind of agree with me. Just say you agree with me.
00:44:41
Speaker 1: I agree with you, bro.
00:44:43
Speaker 4: In terms of the tuna melt, that girl can order whatever the hell she wants and eat whatever she wants. I didn't say she can't do that. I just turned to her and said, by the way, I do a podcast. So I need to come up with things to talk about. So I said, that's interesting. Why did you order a tuna melt if you don't want the cheese? Cause that's the melt part. And then she said, I'm dairy free. I didn't say you shouldn't live that way.
00:45:08
Speaker 7: I said, huh?
00:45:09
Speaker 4: Well, you're paying for the cheese because you are, you're paying for that. If you just got tuna, it's a different price than a tuna melt. So it's odd to order a tuna melt and not get the part you're paying for. Unless you're me. And then just like, you know, pissing money away.
00:45:22
Speaker 10: Right?
00:45:23
Speaker 7: Exactly.
00:45:23
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:45:23
Speaker 4: Pissing money away. For the last time, BLT is a sandwich.
00:45:29
Speaker 7: BLT, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo. It's a sandwich. It is a sandwich. It's between two slices of ready dumbass. Freaking gosh, dang.
00:45:40
Speaker 2: It, these people.
00:45:40
Speaker 7: You guys are driving me absolutely nuts this week.
00:45:43
Speaker 4: What the heck is wrong with you people?
00:45:45
Speaker 7: Brody, get your shit together.
00:45:47
Speaker 11: It's scary.
00:45:47
Speaker 1: It is a fucking sandwich.
00:45:49
Speaker 2: God damn it.
00:45:49
Speaker 4: Get my shit together. I'm catching strays. Maria from Union.
00:45:57
Speaker 13: City I'm responding in regards to Brody's issue with the t-shirt and how the cleaning lady messed it up Brody I hate to tell you this you just didn't have to take the loss because had you ordered the correct size from the beginning or the correct gender you know this would have never happened sorry gotta take the L Love y'all.
00:46:24
Speaker 4: No, I'm not taking the M for.
00:46:25
Speaker 7: Come on.
00:46:26
Speaker 4: I'm not taking the L. Take the L, Brody. I didn't ruin the shirt. I made an honest mistake. Maybe split the cost of the shirt.
00:46:35
Speaker 5: Everybody would look better if we all had the Nepo baby's money.
00:46:39
Speaker 16: We would.
00:46:40
Speaker 5: Not only could we have the best skin care, but we'd be able to afford the best coaches to make us talented.
00:46:47
Speaker 4: That is correct.
00:46:49
Speaker 1: You'd be paying top dollar for the best in the business.
00:46:52
Speaker 4: I agree.
00:46:54
Speaker 10: Hey, this is Q from all over the map. Going to give Brody time to finish.
00:47:02
Speaker 7: All right.
00:47:03
Speaker 15: Hello, everybody.
00:47:04
Speaker 10: I've been out for a while because I'm dealing with a 10-year breakup. So, yeah, that's been going on. But anyways, back to Brody. Brody, has that guy been generous to you? If he has, then just eat the money, boy. I mean, come on. If he's been nice to you, just eat it.
00:47:22
Speaker 2: Pause.
00:47:23
Speaker 1: Eat it.
00:47:24
Speaker 8: Pause.
00:47:24
Speaker 1: I love the pause.
00:47:26
Speaker 29: Weird Al.
00:47:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, Weird Al. Thank you, Weird Al.
00:47:30
Speaker 21: One more thing to what I said earlier.
00:47:33
Speaker 8: Who?
00:47:34
Speaker 2: Steven from Rockland County.
00:47:36
Speaker 21: So just to add one more thing to what I said earlier, not only did the parents come and want to sit in on the interview, but they came back when the lifeguard did the new hire paperwork to sit with them and do the new hire paperwork and do the new employee tour.
00:47:53
Speaker 4: Oh, man.
00:47:53
Speaker 21: So what point are you a helicopter parent and not allowing your child or your teenager to be independent?
00:48:01
Speaker 4: I have a question. If the lifeguard jumps in the pool to save someone's life, does the parent jump in the pool also? How does that work? If I can't trust a lifeguard to fill out paperwork by themselves, can I trust them with the lives of the people in the pool? No, I cannot. You're not hired.
00:48:20
Speaker 13: No.
00:48:21
Speaker 4: Goodbye.
00:48:21
Speaker 7: Get out.
00:48:22
Speaker 2: Come back when you go through puberty.
00:48:24
Speaker 20: All right.
00:48:26
Speaker 2: All right, I have a cold, so.
00:48:28
Speaker 29: I don't have the energy to do Brody's wrong jingle, but Scary got the 9 to 5 Dolly Parton right after that.
00:48:34
Speaker 11: Very nice.
00:48:38
Speaker 4: You could have come after work, but it.
00:48:39
Speaker 11: Okay, Rihanna and Drake.
00:48:42
Speaker 4: Work, work, work, work, work, work.
00:48:44
Speaker 7: To me, I'd be work, work, work, work, work, work.
00:48:48
Speaker 4: One-word titles.
00:48:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a one-word title.
00:48:51
Speaker 4: That's a tough one.
00:48:53
Speaker 1: I mean, unless it's a word that's not common, like scenario before.
00:48:57
Speaker 8: Right.
00:48:57
Speaker 1: Like if I say, what's the scenario?
00:49:00
Speaker 4: If I said I drove my car home, you'd be like, okay, cars have a song called drive. I mean, you know.
00:49:05
Speaker 24: Yeah.
00:49:06
Speaker 13: Yeah.
00:49:07
Speaker 1: It's gotta be, a single word has to be an uncommon word.
00:49:11
Speaker 4: Unless, unless you say it in the same way the song would say. If I said, if I say, if I say shout and you're like, okay, Otis day and the nights. Oh, you know.
00:49:18
Speaker 21: Right.
00:49:19
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, if I said, you know, I'm having a dinner here, and Brody, you're uninvited. Okay, Alanis Morissette.
00:49:26
Speaker 1: Because uninvited is not a common word.
00:49:29
Speaker 5: Right.
00:49:29
Speaker 4: You know?
00:49:30
Speaker 1: But words that we use in every other sentence, I don't know.
00:49:34
Speaker 21: All right.
00:49:35
Speaker 1: Where are we going here? Continuing on.
00:49:39
Speaker 2: I'm always being naive.
00:49:42
Speaker 29: It's either because they need more time because it's not good enough. They don't have enough customers. They're not making enough money, so they need help. Or because the employees are calling stuff out, so the bosses have to do it for credibility to retain the employees.
00:49:58
Speaker 7: Yep.
00:49:59
Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
00:50:00
Speaker 4: Oh, he continues.
00:50:02
Speaker 29: And this time before scary. You don't listen to Brody at all, do you? That shirt story with your friend. Like, half of it you told before. Like, you could have teed it up, I'm sure. You're the master podcast. This happened before.
00:50:17
Speaker 2: You forgot.
00:50:18
Speaker 29: And Scary doesn't say, like, Brody, you told me this already.
00:50:20
Speaker 11: Why are you doing that?
00:50:22
Speaker 5: On purpose?
00:50:23
Speaker 6: Well, he likes to reset the stage sometimes.
00:50:31
Speaker 4: Wait a minute. What is he saying? For people.
00:50:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:50:35
Speaker 4: I'm confused. Is he saying I told the shirt story twice about the guy ruining the shirt?
00:50:40
Speaker 1: He said you told half of it.
00:50:43
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe not. Sometimes I give more detail the second time. I don't know. I don't know what he's saying.
00:50:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't pay attention to this guy.
00:50:54
Speaker 2: Who's this guy? You're back.
00:50:59
Speaker 29: And talking about the lyrics to songs, the Jason Derulo in my head.
00:51:04
Speaker 11: The song is about him masturbating to the girl. I know Divinals, I think.
00:51:09
Speaker 29: That's different because it's a hot girl singing it.
00:51:12
Speaker 11: I didn't think it was okay for guys to do that. It's not a deep cut. It was a pop hit.
00:51:17
Speaker 29: Are there a lot of songs like this that I'm missing something?
00:51:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean... There's a lot of songs. All By Myself by Leo Sayre from the 70s was about him masturbating, wasn't it? There's a lot of songs about. He sings, when I need love, I reach out and touch love. Touching. From his penis. Okay, perfect. Ed Sheeran. Hey, Birdie, it's Gary. Pink.
00:51:40
Speaker 2: Maddie from Phoenix.
00:51:41
Speaker 7: Gary, I got a question for you.
00:51:43
Speaker 15: You keep talking about everyone that lives in North Carolina not going to South Carolina and going to Charleston.
00:51:49
Speaker 2: It's only a few hour drive.
00:51:51
Speaker 15: How many times have you gone to New Paltz, Utica, Syracuse, Buffalo, the Niagara Falls region, and you only live a few hours away from there?
00:52:05
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if you're willing.
00:52:08
Speaker 21: Yeah.
00:52:08
Speaker 6: So here's the difference. And I have been to Syracuse of that list, and I've been in Niagara Falls. It's got to be a city worth going to. Charleston is a huge city with a rich history and a lot, and a lot of, no, there's a lot going on in Charleston.
00:52:23
Speaker 4: It's a, it's a destination.
00:52:25
Speaker 6: It is one of the biggest tourist destinations in the United States. Utica isn't, I'm sorry. So yeah, I can, I can say Buffalo and Niagara Falls.
00:52:35
Speaker 7: Yes.
00:52:36
Speaker 1: Because, because of Niagara Falls, Syracuse, I've.
00:52:39
Speaker 4: Been to Harrison would be Boston, Boston's, Three and a half hours away, almost four hours.
00:52:44
Speaker 1: And I've been to Boston several times.
00:52:46
Speaker 4: That's a major city within four hours.
00:52:48
Speaker 1: New Paltz, no reason to go there. There's a college there.
00:52:51
Speaker 4: Utica, no reason.
00:52:53
Speaker 1: But Charleston, you can't compare that to Charleston, South Carolina.
00:52:56
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
00:52:56
Speaker 1: They're not on the same plane.
00:52:58
Speaker 6: I mean, distance-wise, it is, sure. But you're not just comparing distance. You're talking about points of interest. There's a lot going on in Charleston.
00:53:05
Speaker 4: I could drive four hours to the middle of Pennsylvania. Yeah. But it's not as well-known as Charleston.
00:53:12
Speaker 1: It's not just about the distance.
00:53:15
Speaker 4: Not that the middle of Pennsylvania is not lovely. It is. It's just not a tourist attraction.
00:53:18
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if you're willing to take the drive.
00:53:21
Speaker 10: A few hours to see what's in your home state.
00:53:23
Speaker 21: Yes.
00:53:24
Speaker 2: And actually explore your.
00:53:25
Speaker 15: Own state before you get on other people about not exploring what's around them.
00:53:29
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been to Albany. I've spent time in Saratoga. I've been up to the Adirondacks. I've been, I mean, you name it. I have not been, and I've been to Syracuse twice. So, and Buffalo.
00:53:44
Speaker 4: So, yeah, what am I missing here? Utica? Okay, I haven't been to Utica.
00:53:47
Speaker 5: Sorry.
00:53:47
Speaker 4: Rochester?
00:53:49
Speaker 1: I've not been to Rochester.
00:53:50
Speaker 2: No.
00:53:51
Speaker 4: That's far.
00:53:53
Speaker 1: Again, give me a.
00:53:54
Speaker 4: Reason to go.
00:53:56
Speaker 1: Like, what's there? Is it a tourist thing? Not really a vacation spot. Charleston is.
00:54:02
Speaker 4: Adirondacks are beautiful.
00:54:05
Speaker 21: Reggie here.
00:54:06
Speaker 4: Oh, Reggie. Reggie there?
00:54:11
Speaker 7: Reggie here.
00:54:12
Speaker 18: Can you guys give a weird fact about yourselves that maybe you don't find weird at all, but other people upon learning it might be like, that's strange. I'll give you an example. Mine is that I hate the taste of bread. I find it disgusting, so I do not eat bread. And anyone I say this to is.
00:54:31
Speaker 8: Like, what?
00:54:32
Speaker 20: How do you hate bread?
00:54:34
Speaker 18: I don't know how everybody else likes the bread.
00:54:37
Speaker 4: Hmm. All bread tastes different. How can you say you hate all bread?
00:54:40
Speaker 6: Brody, what's one of these weird facts about yourself that you don't find weird, but other people do.
00:54:47
Speaker 4: Oh, everything about me. People find weird. I mean, personally, I mean, I don't eat most green vegetables. So that's, I've talked about that a million times.
00:54:55
Speaker 1: The food thing comes to mind. I fucking hate watermelon.
00:54:59
Speaker 4: I hate it. I do not.
00:55:00
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I think it's nasty. I don't, I think it's gross.
00:55:04
Speaker 4: I just, is that weird? Is that weird?
00:55:08
Speaker 2: No, no.
00:55:10
Speaker 1: It's, it's a fact about me that I don't find weird, but other people have learned that about me and they find it disturbing.
00:55:18
Speaker 7: All right.
00:55:19
Speaker 4: I'll give you something. I had a supernumerary. You know what that is? What's that? A super meaning more or, or greater than, uh, I had an extra tooth. It was, uh, up in the palate. Uh, you know, when your tongue hits your top of your mouth, right? I had a, uh, like an elbow macaroni shaped tooth growing, uh, that had to be removed when I was a kid, and they cut open the palate in my mouth, like I could feel it hanging down in my mouth, and they went up and they got this extra tooth that was growing for no reason in the wrong spot, and they took it out. I had no idea about that. It's called a supernumerary.
00:55:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:55:55
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:55:55
Speaker 4: I don't have it anymore, but at one point it looked like an elbow macaroni. It was, yeah. So there you go. You know like some guys have third nipples?
00:56:03
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:56:03
Speaker 4: I don't have a third nipple.
00:56:04
Speaker 18: And yes, your $ 60 bread story inspired me to ask that. So, what's the fact about you guys that other people might find strange, but you find normal?
00:56:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, we already did.
00:56:15
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:56:19
Speaker 30: Island i have a weird grammar police thing um and it's from gandhi's podcast it's titled whose side are you on and it's spelled w-h-o apostrophe s and i'm wondering am i crazy or did she intentionally do that is that right wrong i don't know it looks so weird to me Well.
00:56:44
Speaker 6: It's definitely wrong if it's meant in that way, unless it was a person named who's and she's doing a play on words, but I doubt it.
00:56:51
Speaker 4: My guess is she asked someone to label it and post it and they fucked it up because she wouldn't have done that.
00:56:56
Speaker 16: Yeah.
00:56:56
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:56:57
Speaker 4: That's scary. You need to tell her.
00:56:59
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell her I'm going to text her as soon as we're done with this.
00:57:02
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:57:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:57:03
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to text her during this commercial break.
00:57:05
Speaker 5: You know what?
00:57:05
Speaker 4: You should probably look up the podcast and make sure it's still wrong. Otherwise, it's going to look stupid for you to go, hey, by the way. You're right.
00:57:12
Speaker 24: Yeah.
00:57:12
Speaker 4: But good call on the grammar.
00:57:13
Speaker 1: Good call out.
00:57:14
Speaker 4: Good call out. You'll appreciate that.
00:57:16
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
00:57:21
Speaker 4: We got a lot of calls left. We're in the final stretch.
00:57:24
Speaker 1: The home stretch.
00:57:24
Speaker 4: The homie stretch.
00:57:27
Speaker 16: First man boys, it's DP from NC here with some motherfucking background noise. Anyway, I'm listening to the most.
00:57:33
Speaker 2: Recent episode of fucking Brooklyn Boys.
00:57:35
Speaker 26: And I'm talking about the like, bringing.
00:57:38
Speaker 2: The coffee and the beer and the beer and shit. I'm 23, so I guess I'm used to it.
00:57:43
Speaker 4: I don't really keep up with that bullshit.
00:57:45
Speaker 26: I don't really see too much of a problem with it, but it also depends on like, where you're going to get a job.
00:57:52
Speaker 16: Like, you need to be dressed up like something fancy to get.
00:57:57
Speaker 1: Maybe you could translate that. I don't understand what he's saying.
00:58:00
Speaker 4: That I didn't... Okay.
00:58:03
Speaker 7: All right.
00:58:04
Speaker 2: But just like I was saying, it depends.
00:58:08
Speaker 16: On what the job is and where the job is and who.
00:58:11
Speaker 4: The person is, too. Because what if it's a single.
00:58:13
Speaker 1: Mother and three kids working three jobs and... So you lost me because we couldn't hear the first one. Tell you what, DP from NC... Please send that back again for the next episode, and we'll get you right on.
00:58:27
Speaker 4: Okay, buddy?
00:58:28
Speaker 6: But try and be a little bit more closer to your phone and a little less motherfucking background.
00:58:34
Speaker 4: Noise, if you know what I'm saying.
00:58:35
Speaker 7: Okay?
00:58:36
Speaker 2: Hey, David Cito, Brooklyn, Ohio.
00:58:39
Speaker 4: Brooklyn, Ohio?
00:58:41
Speaker 25: Calling about the famous, good-looking people. I mean, look at Zac Brown Band. Zac Brown was not a very good-looking guy.
00:58:51
Speaker 7: Nah, just no homo.
00:58:53
Speaker 2: When he started, and look at him now. He's jacked, looking better than ever.
00:58:59
Speaker 5: And why?
00:59:00
Speaker 11: Because he got famous.
00:59:00
Speaker 10: He got money.
00:59:02
Speaker 2: That's all. Goodbye.
00:59:06
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:59:06
Speaker 4: All right.
00:59:07
Speaker 1: Thank you, David Cito from Brooklyn, Ohio. I think that's the first one.
00:59:11
Speaker 6: Hey, do you think when he discovered the podcast, he thought it was about Brooklyn, Ohio, and that's what piqued his interest at first?
00:59:17
Speaker 8: Oh, 100%.
00:59:18
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:59:18
Speaker 2: What is going on?
00:59:21
Speaker 21: I'm here.
00:59:23
Speaker 7: What about me?
00:59:24
Speaker 2: You're right.
00:59:26
Speaker 4: Okay, moving pictures.
00:59:33
Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
00:59:37
Speaker 4: I've never heard that song in my life.
00:59:39
Speaker 8: No.
00:59:40
Speaker 1: Moving Pictures. What about me?
00:59:44
Speaker 4: Sounded very late 80s.
00:59:47
Speaker 15: Oof.
00:59:49
Speaker 4: Wow. You get points for it, I guess. Yeah.
00:59:51
Speaker 1: I mean, I never heard of that song.
00:59:53
Speaker 5: All right.
00:59:54
Speaker 4: It's fair.
00:59:55
Speaker 28: That was Meow from Lancaster.
00:59:57
Speaker 4: Al from Lancaster. By the way, just for you, Reggie.
00:59:59
Speaker 7: Okay.
01:00:00
Speaker 4: Oh, look at the camaraderie.
01:00:03
Speaker 2: Hey, boys, this is David.
01:00:06
Speaker 4: David?
01:00:06
Speaker 25: Casito from Brooklyn, Ohio again.
01:00:08
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn!
01:00:10
Speaker 25: Call episode 391 talking about the birthday shirt. Sorry, Brody, but, you know, I got to say that it wouldn't have been out on the counter if it wasn't the wrong shirt. So I kind of think that you should buy.
01:00:25
Speaker 8: Him another one.
01:00:26
Speaker 2: That's just my opinion.
01:00:27
Speaker 4: Well, I already did.
01:00:30
Speaker 2: That's it. I'll talk to you later.
01:00:32
Speaker 4: I appreciate that feedback. Thank you.
01:00:34
Speaker 1: Oh, he's back again.
01:00:36
Speaker 8: I know it's number four.
01:00:37
Speaker 21: Don't hit the jingle on me. Just to comment on what Brody said about the lifeguard closing early, the lifeguard shouldn't be closing the pool early. Like I said, I train them and I hire them. The lifeguard should be cleaning up after.
01:00:54
Speaker 17: The pool closes.
01:00:55
Speaker 21: They should not be cutting Brody's swim short because they feel like being out of there exactly when the pool closes. So on your side with.
01:01:02
Speaker 7: That one, Brody.
01:01:03
Speaker 6: And that means he's on my side When I come in at 10.55am For a breakfast sandwich You should be, yes Because the same rule applies, fuck you It's the same shit That's different, they gotta turn the grill over so that people can get lunch at 11 Nope The pool's closing and not turning it over for.
01:01:21
Speaker 4: The next batch of people Shut up, dick Hey.
01:01:23
Speaker 24: Brooklyn Boys, Kelly from Long Island Kelly from Long Island I wonder.
01:01:27
Speaker 20: If she knows Riffka On episode 390, talking about Sydney Sweeney And her ads for the betting app Gary, you need to shut up. I don't mean that in a mean way, but I have no offense against the images at all. However, there are plenty of women who have body morphia and see those ads and think low of themselves.
01:01:52
Speaker 4: Body dysmorphia.
01:01:53
Speaker 21: Yeah.
01:01:54
Speaker 20: God bless her. She has the body. She can do that. I wish I had the body to do that. However, you have to understand what women have been through through the lifetime and looking at their own bodies and growing up from elementary school to where they currently are today.
01:02:16
Speaker 6: They get that all around them. This has been going on their whole lives, unfortunately.
01:02:20
Speaker 1: There must have been terrible things that they've seen and they've experienced, and what are you going to do? But that doesn't mean she shouldn't be out there trying to make money for an app that she's invested in financially. She gets to do what she wants to do.
01:02:35
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean the world stops because other people have body dysmorphia. I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but this is something that's been going on for forever. And there are a lot of people dealing with a lot of issues out there.
01:02:48
Speaker 4: If people look at constant women, sexualizing themselves to sell things and hang, keeping their boot, right?
01:02:56
Speaker 21: Yes.
01:02:56
Speaker 7: I agree.
01:02:56
Speaker 4: Men look at it. If men look at it, women look at right. That affects the way they look at the women who aren't looking at the commercial, but they have to deal with the ramifications. of women being sexualized that objectifies them where they have to feel like my breasts aren't big enough or my ass isn't right. But how do you solve that? How do you solve that? I don't know how to solve that. I'm just saying, I mean, you can complain, you can be unhappy about anything. I can be unhappy about how, you know, uh, every, everybody, listen, everybody has it.
01:03:28
Speaker 8: Listen.
01:03:29
Speaker 4: And it's not just about body dysmorphia.
01:03:31
Speaker 1: It goes about any trigger anywhere ever.
01:03:34
Speaker 4: Okay.
01:03:34
Speaker 1: You could have a trigger for anorexia, right?
01:03:37
Speaker 6: You know, some, or you see something that makes you not want to eat or people are, everyone has a trigger in their life.
01:03:44
Speaker 1: There's, there's triggers all over the place. We deal with them and we see the trigger.
01:03:49
Speaker 4: If you have a trigger that you get, Like for me, I get nauseous when I think of ginger ale. But if someone else drinks ginger ale, it doesn't affect me. If someone sees a commercial for ginger ale, it doesn't affect me. But what's the solution? This isn't a podcast to figure out the solution for sexism. To you and me, it's a commercial with a hot girl. To other people, it's something else. And I think we beat it to death. And God bless her, let her make money. I don't gamble on sports because I have an addictive personality. I would lose all my money.
01:04:18
Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys, T-Way. Scary, do you listen when Brody is talking? I like how Brody talked about you selling your Rodecaster 1 to a Slice, me. I was the Slice. So the Slices can line up if they want to buy your Rodecaster 2 when the 3 comes out. And then Scary says... But I don't know. Will any of our slices even want to buy that? Like, dude, he literally just said that you sold it to a slice beforehand.
01:04:44
Speaker 5: No, no.
01:04:45
Speaker 6: You bought number one. But number two, I don't know if anybody would want to buy the second one.
01:04:49
Speaker 8: Why?
01:04:50
Speaker 4: Someone bought one. He might want to buy number two.
01:04:52
Speaker 8: No.
01:04:53
Speaker 6: I just don't think we want to upgrade. I think the fact that you bought it is phenomenal. It's an anomaly. It's great. But I don't think there's a big market out there for road casters. I think we found the one person in our audience who could have used one. And that was you, by the way, how's that roadcaster doing there?
01:05:11
Speaker 4: T white.
01:05:12
Speaker 1: Is it still serving you?
01:05:13
Speaker 4: Well, the new one gotta be better than the new one. Piece of crap.
01:05:17
Speaker 11: Also, it's not a sports podcast, but the Browns deserve everything that they get with the Deshaun Watson situation, because the scandal predates giving him a crap ton of guaranteed money. So whatever they get out of the situation, they deserve it.
01:05:33
Speaker 4: There is an update, by the way, which I'll update on the Brooklyn Boys. He's been great the past two games.
01:05:39
Speaker 10: Yeah.
01:05:40
Speaker 1: I mean, holy crap.
01:05:41
Speaker 4: So they never get their money's worth, but at least he's playing better.
01:05:45
Speaker 2: Okay.
01:05:47
Speaker 4: Oh, here he is. How is he always at the end?
01:05:52
Speaker 22: But hey, Scary Jones, if I stop you in the middle of the street and we're in front of Sadel's and I say, hey, Scary Jones, free lunch in Sadel's, whatever you want, Let me download an application on this phone, on your phone.
01:06:07
Speaker 2: Would you say no? I think not. Scary Jones wants a lunch.
01:06:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, that may be a way to trick me. Yeah, he's right.
01:06:15
Speaker 8: You know what?
01:06:16
Speaker 4: If it was a better restaurant, I might let you download something. But Scary doesn't need the money. He didn't give a shit about a free lunch.
01:06:22
Speaker 22: He broke and posted all this. And he sold his product to Scary. Okay, Scary Jones. In the AI conversation.
01:06:29
Speaker 3: Here we go.
01:06:30
Speaker 22: And you're saying, oh, you're either a cynical or you're whatever. No.
01:06:36
Speaker 1: Okay.
01:06:36
Speaker 11: Scary Jones.
01:06:37
Speaker 2: If something happens in the morning show, right?
01:06:41
Speaker 22: And the clocks run now and the song is not playing and something's going on. Do you blame Garrett or do you blame Scottie B or do you take the blame on yourself?
01:06:51
Speaker 4: That is the question.
01:06:54
Speaker 2: Depends.
01:06:54
Speaker 1: If it came from my studio, it's my fault. But there's other... Scotty runs the local... There's other factors involved. So that can't really... It's an open-ended question.
01:07:05
Speaker 22: So before the CEO takes the blame, they know chat.
01:07:10
Speaker 2: GPT and whatever the other fuck.
01:07:12
Speaker 4: And then the other one, I don't care.
01:07:14
Speaker 22: The AI, when they have realized we have created something that has no limit, no open limit, no higher limit.
01:07:22
Speaker 4: This thing will lie to you. We create the license.
01:07:24
Speaker 22: We create a backstory to back up the lie. So they say, you know what? I'm going to tell the government, put some regulations. And if, if bypasses, it's not our fault, then it's also not our fault. That, That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to cover up their assets. And before you say anything, Scary Jones, because I see you bubbling. You're jumping at the beat. I'm going to beat you with a dead horse.
01:07:51
Speaker 2: Okay? AI doesn't think about you as a person.
01:07:54
Speaker 22: You are a number. And let's just say it comes onto your bank account, which is just a number, and empties out of your bank account.
01:08:02
Speaker 4: Would you be okay with it?
01:08:03
Speaker 2: Or how about your credit history? Let's just say it gives you a.
01:08:06
Speaker 5: Huh?
01:08:11
Speaker 4: Okay, continue.
01:08:13
Speaker 22: So, last talk back, I promise. Brody, you should ask your friend over there with the new shirt in the girl's size. Does the cleaning lady has a young daughter? Maybe a husky daughter who uses an extra large shirt? Because what the fuck is she dumping in this shirt? And why can it not be clean?
01:08:34
Speaker 4: Where is this?
01:08:35
Speaker 22: 1990 where, you know, you dump some red wine and, oh my God, your shirt's ruined.
01:08:41
Speaker 4: I don't know what was dumped on there. I was told it was cleaning supplies. But even then, it can't be returned as new to get me my refund.
01:08:49
Speaker 13: No.
01:08:50
Speaker 4: It's ruined.
01:08:51
Speaker 1: Brody's screwed. He's out the extra money. Should he choose to have bought him the shirt?
01:08:57
Speaker 4: That's what I get for buying a Yankees shirt. That's the problem. God, it's nasty.
01:09:04
Speaker 11: Brody and Scary, it's Alice from Philly.
01:09:06
Speaker 5: I'm usually on Brody's side, but this time when it comes to the shirt and.
01:09:10
Speaker 21: Birthday gift, I think Brody messed up and you gotta take the L.
01:09:14
Speaker 1: Gotta take the L. And the last one from her as we wind up this... episode of Slice Time?
01:09:23
Speaker 5: Alice from Philly Part 2.
01:09:25
Speaker 8: Yep.
01:09:26
Speaker 11: So I think the.
01:09:27
Speaker 14: Bigger issue is because you trusted him with a return, that's kind of your fault. So I think you gotta just eat the $ 40 and.
01:09:36
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
01:09:40
Speaker 28: I don't think I'd ask him.
01:09:41
Speaker 8: To pay for it.
01:09:42
Speaker 14: It was his birthday gift and that's like a double mess up because you fumbled the gift giving in the first place.
01:09:47
Speaker 21: You might just have to eat it.
01:09:48
Speaker 7: Eat it, Brody.
01:09:49
Speaker 1: Eat the $ 45.
01:09:51
Speaker 4: Come on, man.
01:09:52
Speaker 7: Do it.
01:09:52
Speaker 8: Do it.
01:09:53
Speaker 4: Do it. Just let me say I couldn't have done the return myself because we don't live near each other. So I wasn't going to see him again that I would get the shirt from him to do the return. But either way, the shirt was ruined within a day and a half of him getting it. So that wasn't an option. But as far as the... Yeah, okay.
01:10:14
Speaker 7: Wow.
01:10:14
Speaker 6: Brody's going to come out of pocket twice. For a Yankee shirt, no less. What is this world coming to? That's the part that's getting me.
01:10:23
Speaker 4: That's the part.
01:10:24
Speaker 2: Brooklyn boys.
01:10:25
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for your talkbacks today. That was a pretty good episode.
01:10:30
Speaker 18: Yeah.
01:10:33
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
01:10:34
Speaker 27: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
01:10:37
Speaker 4: This podcast all depends on you.
01:10:39
Speaker 2: Talk facts are phenomenal.
01:10:41
Speaker 8: Baby.
01:10:41
Speaker 4: Tell all the things you could be on.
01:10:43
Speaker 18: It's sliced time.
01:10:44
Speaker 16: Free dessert.
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
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Speaker 2: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
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Speaker 1: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 2: Talk backs are phenomenal.
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Speaker 3: Baby.
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Speaker 4: Tell all your friends you're good beyond.
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Speaker 5: It's slice time.
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Speaker 2: Free dessert.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's definitely Brooklyn Boys slice time number 391.
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Speaker 4: And beyond. That's right.
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Speaker 6: You're commenting on the episode we just ran. The main show. The big show. This is not the main show. This is the side show.
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Speaker 4: When we say the big show, we refer to the... warning show that you work on. You mean the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, episode 391 and beyond. Thank you so much for your talkbacks in advance. If you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you get that privilege by clicking on the little microphone and getting to comment on all the stuff.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. And by the way, that's Scary Jones doing all the talking and I'm David Brody.
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Speaker 7: Welcome.
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Speaker 6: Who will be doing a lot of the talking at some point and cutting me off effectively?
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 4: And cutting me off.
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Speaker 5: Sorry, what?
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Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, speaking of podcasts, and we'll talk more about this on the Brooklyn Boys at some point, but I went to a podcast convention. I did mention that, I think.
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Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't know if we ever went into detail.
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Speaker 4: Well, one of the people I bumped into was my singer who sang, who sings the high parts on Slice Time.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Sounds like a girl, but it's actually a guy. He was there. So he hadn't heard the finished song.
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Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: He only recorded his work part. He didn't do the hip hop part. You know, the. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, so now, and you played it for him. What did he say? What did he say?
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Speaker 4: He only did the slice.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Well, he loved it.
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Speaker 4: That's great.
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Speaker 1: It's very popular.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, we, um, we are a popular entity around, uh, the Elvis Duran land. And the Elvis Duran Network of Podcasts.
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Speaker 4: Thanks to David Brody. We now have a website, thebrooklynboyspodcast.com. So check that out.
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Speaker 2: It's awesome.
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Speaker 4: It's a one-stop shop for everything Brooklyn Boys. And what's great is... You can just tell people now, if they want to listen to the Brooklyn boys podcast, you just go with the Brooklyn boys podcast. Just go to the Brooklyn boys podcast.com.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: It's live now and it's a work in progress and it'll only get better as we go.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But it has links to all the players. So if you're like, you listen on Spotify and you can go Amazon. I haven't added Deezer yet, but I'm okay. Get to Deezer.
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Speaker 1: You know how important that is to me.
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 4: But right now the big four on there, I heart Spotify.com.
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Speaker 8: Apple.
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Speaker 4: Apple and Amazon Music.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 1: What about Pandora? Do we care about them anymore?
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Speaker 4: We're done. They don't have podcasts.
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Speaker 1: Well, anyway, here's the feedback from this past week.
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Speaker 4: Let's see. This is where we left off.
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Speaker 8: Yeah. Hey, guys. Commenting on the Sydney Sweets. Mini sport book advertising. She's an absolute genius stud.
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Speaker 7: She's hot.
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Speaker 8: The only people I hear in my personal life, my wives and my buddies, whatever, ex-Twitter, all that. The heavy heifers with the colored hair. Thank you, Skiri, for not backing down to Brody. Everyone's fucking soft in a snowflake.
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Speaker 2: Uh, but I love both you guys.
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Speaker 11: Long time listeners.
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Speaker 8: This is episode zero, Paul from Connecticut.
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Speaker 2: Let's go.
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Speaker 4: Thank you. Hey, Paul, wait a minute. Can you play the beginning of that again? Because I think either he said, uh, Everyone he knows agrees with him.
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Speaker 6: The only people in his personal life that take exception to it is the wives and the buddies.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no.
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Speaker 4: So I think he just said his wife's a heifer. That would be terrible.
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Speaker 6: He lumped his wife in with the heavy heifers and the colored hair.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, play the beginning again. I know you didn't mean that right.
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Speaker 8: I was talking to the Sydney Sweeney sport book advertising. She's an absolute genius stud.
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Speaker 2: She's hot.
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Speaker 8: The only people I hear in my personal life, my wives and my buddies, whatever, ex-Twitter, all that. The heavy heifers with the colored hair. Thank you, Skiri, for not backing down to Brody.
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Speaker 2: There you go.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 4: So it's the wives of his buddies. I'm so sorry. I thought he said his wife and his buddies.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 4: I want to make sure we stick up.
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Speaker 8: Paul from Connecticut again.
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Speaker 10: Yep.
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Speaker 8: Also not the most attractive players post these naked Brody. How about Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman's classic sports illustrated naked magazine covers to the best slot receiver of all time and the best arguably tight end of all time.
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Speaker 5: Come on now.
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Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 8: I suppose naked for the Patriots.
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Speaker 4: Go, Pats.
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Speaker 1: By the way, talking about the slot receiver and the tight end.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: In the same sentence. I thought I had the same thing. I don't remember saying that only the unattractive athletes.
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Speaker 2: Were posing.
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Speaker 4: But, you know, F the Patriots because I'm a Jets fan.
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Speaker 8: Paul from Connecticut again.
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Speaker 4: Again, yes.
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Speaker 8: Again, guys, not going to go past three talkbacks, even though this is my first show talkbacking.
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Speaker 1: And you're doing very well.
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Speaker 8: You guys got me through my senior year of college, midterms, finals, everything.
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Speaker 11: Love you guys.
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Speaker 8: I'm with you forever. We'll ride or die with y'all. Every time the big show goes on vacation, I run back B-boy episodes over and over and over again. Since 2017, you were the best.
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Speaker 6: I appreciate you. It's going to be hard to beat Paul for caller of the episode. Yeah, he's already here leading the way.
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Speaker 1: This is amazing.
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Speaker 6: And more people should turn us on when the big show is on vacation and they're out of things to listen to. Rather than going outside the Elvis Duran network, why don't you stay in network podcasts?
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Speaker 4: Hey, the next time one of your friends says, oh, Elvis is on vacation, hey, go to thebrooklynboyspodcast.com and check these guys out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: Appreciate it.
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Speaker 8: He's here.
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Speaker 14: Skiri, you think it's crazy that people who live four hours from Charleston haven't been there?
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Speaker 7: I got one that's going to blow your mind, Skiri. I'm 38.
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Speaker 14: I've lived in Queens my entire life, and.
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Speaker 7: I've never been to Staten Island.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 14: Well, I've been in the car as we drove through Staten Island, but I've never actually stopped and been there.
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Speaker 15: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: I guess. Go ahead, Scary. Go ahead and list all the things she's missing by not stopping and exploring Staten Island. I mean, no, Staten Island's got some things.
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Speaker 1: I'm shocked.
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Speaker 4: Without mentioning Daninos, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: The Staten Island Zoo. Staten Island Ferry.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Okay. You love the Staten Island Zoo. I'm actually, I am shocked, Jamie, but you know.
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Speaker 4: Whatever, to each his own. I like to explore what's around me. I happen to like Staten Island. I was just joking. By the way, not the Staten Island Yankees any longer, but the Staten Island.
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Speaker 2: Ferryman.
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Speaker 1: Ferry Hawks.
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Speaker 4: Beautiful stadium to catch a minor league baseball game. Shout out Gary Brown.
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Speaker 2: I wish I could hear you, buddy.
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Speaker 8: He's saying you shouldn't look up the Mason Dixon line using chat GPT.
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Speaker 2: You should open a book. Okay.
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Speaker 4: I heard what he's saying. He's clear.
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Speaker 1: I can barely hear him.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's you.
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Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
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Speaker 4: Vinny from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 8: Vinny!
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Speaker 4: I don't want to.
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Speaker 16: Keep getting into the political talk. But, Brody, you said something. Who has pink and blue hair? Who has pink and blue hair? There's a congresswoman named, I think, Delora, Deloro. from Connecticut, who's got purple hair and she's an old lady. But the pink and blue hair 95% of the time is always a liberal crazy nut, as is the septum ring.
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Speaker 4: Usually the same thing. Septum ring never disappoints. Septum ring. To Vinny's point, I didn't say that If someone has pink or blue hair, they aren't probably a young liberal person. What I said was 95% of liberal women don't have pink and blue hair. That it's become a cliche.
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Speaker 7: That's all.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm related to a lot of those people and none of them have pink or blue hair, which is also anecdotal evidence. But, you know, the whole point of being a conservative is that you are a conservative person. You're not likely to have wild and crazy experiences. things because you like to keep things conservative. which is fine.
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Speaker 2: Hey, so I usually don't comment, but I had to this time. Vinny was 100% right.
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Speaker 17: The only thing he missed out on the Sidney Sweeney ad was that she's a white conservative. They don't care that Lizzo's half naked and doing it. Serena Williams has them JBL1 commercials or whatever and the short skirts and stuff.
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Speaker 2: They don't mind that at all.
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Speaker 17: It's just because she's a white conservative doing well and it pisses that woke mom off. They don't care that men are wearing dresses and playing in women's sports.
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Speaker 2: Like, none of that matters. Women, that's the stuff women should be outraged about.
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Speaker 4: You know, Serena Williams doesn't shoot her tits out. Again, I like to see the Sydney Sweeney commercial, but there's no comparison between the things you mentioned and anything else you mentioned. It's not about her being white or black. Serena Williams is an actual athlete and she has a skirt that she can play tennis in. It's not what Sydney Sweeney did. And again, there's nothing wrong with what Sydney Sweeney did. but it's not about her. We're looking for reasons instead of just understanding that women don't like it. We're looking for any reason. No, because it's because most women I know do like it. There are women. Most women you know, because that's why you hang out with them. They're women who think like you. They're women who think like me.
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Speaker 7: Which is fine.
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Speaker 4: By the way, I happen to like the women you hang out with. And I see videos the other day. Who did you post with? Some newscasters. Oh, right.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Some people, Astra and Inez.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Love them. Speaking of women you hang out with.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 1: No, he continues.
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Speaker 17: I guarantee if you put a man up there with a dress and a wig on doing the same ads Cindy Sweeney did, wearing the same thing she did, liberals would be all for it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we love this ad.
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Speaker 2: And that place, it would go bonkers.
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Speaker 17: That fucking ad. It's ridiculous. It's all political. You can't convince me it's not. It definitely is.
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Speaker 4: I'm going to ask this one last time. Did the man have big boobs in the commercial? That's all I want to know.
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Speaker 2: Liam here. The reason why I'm.
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Speaker 9: Always outside is because I have roommates. And they're always doing their thing. So I'll go outside and listen to y'all. And on top of that, I go camping a lot too. So that's why you can't hear rain. You can't hear this.
00:11:13
Speaker 2: You can't hear an umbrella. So guys, enough enough.
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Speaker 3: Alright.
00:11:17
Speaker 2: Just That's it. You're going to hear a fucking noise in the background.
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Speaker 4: All right. And we love it.
00:11:22
Speaker 1: I actually like Liam's noises in the background.
00:11:24
Speaker 4: I think he raises and collects crickets.
00:11:27
Speaker 1: It gives him character. It gives him, you know, and I feel like people know it's Liam.
00:11:33
Speaker 4: I may have to do a Rocket Man parody called Cricket Man. Cricket Man.
00:11:37
Speaker 3: Liam from Ohio.
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Speaker 9: So, thank fucking God your doctor says that.
00:11:42
Speaker 2: Instead of, oh, fuck, what the fuck is that? Anyways, Scary, you and your showerhead.
00:11:48
Speaker 9: That shit was funny as fuck on the big show.
00:11:50
Speaker 2: That shit was funny. Gandhi's funny as fuck. You guys are cutting it up. It's great.
00:11:58
Speaker 11: Love it.
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Speaker 4: I didn't hear it.
00:11:59
Speaker 1: Say peace.
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Speaker 4: Gotta reference what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: See y'all.
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Speaker 6: I was talking about there's nothing like going to a hotel and having a good showerhead. Because it wakes you up. A strong showerhead. Who doesn't love a good showerhead? They did the double entendre. Scary to realize what he's talking about. He's talking about showerhead. Who doesn't love showerhead?
00:12:22
Speaker 1: Thank you, Liam. That was a funny segment, actually.
00:12:26
Speaker 2: Liam here again. What's up? See if you can.
00:12:29
Speaker 4: Reference the picture.
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Speaker 9: So you guys, on Monday, was on the side podcast talking about praying to angels and whatever it is. It's all paganism. Catholic Church paganism. Vatican is paganism and demonic.
00:12:47
Speaker 2: Everything. Research, guys. Research. I walked away. I'm Catholic. I'm a Christian now. Excuse me. Christian. And I walk with Christ.
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Speaker 4: By the way, it's a... Oh, sorry. What are you doing there? Where'd that come from?
00:13:02
Speaker 1: Were you playing music.
00:13:04
Speaker 4: On the limb? You have a glitch?
00:13:06
Speaker 1: It sounded like he was peeing there. It sounded like he was taking a leak.
00:13:09
Speaker 4: The way the water was dripping. You check your system there, the music comes out of nowhere.
00:13:13
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Manny from Jersey. Manny! Commenting on episode 390.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a similar situation where I went to an appointment with a specialist about some stomach issues I was having. When the doctor walks in, she ends up being seven months pregnant. And the entire time while she's asking me about my symptoms, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, she's going to think I'm acting like a little bitch complaining about nausea when she's over here working, putting in full days, being seven months pregnant.
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Speaker 2: So I get where you're coming from.
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Speaker 4: All right. Thank you.
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Speaker 7: All right.
00:13:44
Speaker 1: Appreciate you. Let's take a break. We got more talkbacks on the other side of this.
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Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
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Speaker 11: We will be right back.
00:13:55
Speaker 4: Not a bad start. Okay, we good?
00:13:57
Speaker 2: We good so far?
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Speaker 8: Yeah. All right.
00:14:00
Speaker 1: Who's next? Who's up to bat?
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Speaker 18: Rockin' Steve.
00:14:07
Speaker 7: Over there.
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Speaker 18: Yo, I cracked up when you said Adele's not too easy on the eyes.
00:14:13
Speaker 4: He did say that, didn't he?
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Speaker 1: You know, she's not too easy on the eyes there.
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Speaker 4: Rockin' Steve over there.
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Speaker 2: Nick from Washington.
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Speaker 4: What up?
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Speaker 19: Then episode 390 or well whatever episode was sydney's 20 uh so so it's just a commercial guys i think people have to relax and uh yeah current climate is extra sensitive um people maybe uh forgot that uh some celebrities have sex tape again they have a whole damn sex tape and they making money and they're popular.
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Speaker 4: Are they really celebrities the Some of them are.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Part two.
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Speaker 19: The news winning part two. So, yeah, I don't get it. Why people are so upset. Kevin Hart is not an athlete. Dwayne Rock Johnson is not an athlete. So many people in the industry have commercials for gambling websites or sports bets. And that's okay. And yes, Sydney Sweeney does take a lot of crap from internet and from society and.
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Speaker 2: Stuff.
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Speaker 16: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Again, I want to point out, it's not the gambling part that people were... Not me, I'm not upset about it. But the people that were upset were not upset because it's a gambling commercial. So I'm not sure what the Kevin Hart thing has.
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Speaker 2: To do with it.
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Speaker 4: I think we're a little off track.
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Speaker 2: A lot of people giving Sydney Sweeney.
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Speaker 19: Way too much crap for no reason. Yeah, because she has certain point of views or she does commercials or she doesn't try to be modest. And I don't know what happened to women. I thought women are supposed to uplift each other and celebrate each other's beauty.
00:16:10
Speaker 7: All right.
00:16:10
Speaker 4: No, that's, that's not the rule. Women are supposed to uplift each other, but usually for things worth lifting them up for, I think.
00:16:18
Speaker 1: And this is definitely one of them.
00:16:21
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:16:21
Speaker 4: We're moving on.
00:16:22
Speaker 1: I would need help.
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Speaker 4: Lifting her up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Brooklyn boys, John, your mail.
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Speaker 4: Commenting on episode three 90 question for Brody.
00:16:35
Speaker 12: Would it be irony or coincidence that right after Scary got finished saying that he doesn't do fantasy football, that he was given the fantasy football-esque account from iHeart? I find that so funny.
00:16:51
Speaker 6: What exactly is he talking about? I think we're talking about sports betting in general. That's not, no, no.
00:16:58
Speaker 4: That's coincidence.
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Speaker 6: Or are we talking about the thing that I'm playing something for fun, actually, but I'm not betting on it.
00:17:07
Speaker 1: I'm doing two different things.
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Speaker 4: Sports betting is not fantasy football. Yeah.
00:17:13
Speaker 1: No, but I am also talking about something that we are doing online on the podcast, which was a trial run. But as far as with my friends... On what podcast? Not this podcast. No, I think it airs on the podcast network. But if we're talking about something that I.
00:17:36
Speaker 6: There was a time where I was involved in the work, the radio stations, leagues, and stuff like that, or the Brooklyn, my Hoboken friends and my Brooklyn friends. The days of me having time to balance three, four, five.
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Speaker 1: Different things, meh. Can't do it.
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Speaker 4: And he was terrible at it. I was.
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Speaker 1: I never won. Never did win. That was my team, Roethlisberger and Fries.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 4: He had a good name, but he drafted too many giants back when they were terrible.
00:18:01
Speaker 2: Also, sidebar.
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Speaker 7: Yes?
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Speaker 12: What is I heart's fascination with dogs?
00:18:07
Speaker 4: First, you got top dog. Now you got under dog.
00:18:10
Speaker 1: What's next?
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Speaker 3: Up dog.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not.
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Speaker 7: I heart.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. I'm not going to ask him. I'm not asking him.
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Speaker 4: I know that joke. Don't do it. Don't do what? He just said top dog. And what was the second one? Under dog. And he said, and up dog.
00:18:31
Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 21: Okay.
00:18:32
Speaker 4: Cause he wants you to ask. the existence of that and to explain it.
00:18:37
Speaker 2: Right.
00:18:37
Speaker 4: And if you, if you say it, it's a joke.
00:18:39
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:18:39
Speaker 2: All right.
00:18:40
Speaker 4: He wants to say, what's up dog.
00:18:41
Speaker 1: What's up dog.
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Speaker 8: Right. All right.
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Speaker 4: Cute.
00:18:48
Speaker 8: Brody.
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Speaker 12: I cannot agree more with that annoying voice that influencers seemingly always do. I don't know if you've ever seen it, but there is like a minute long skit with a guy in a coffee shop dealing with the server behind the counter. That is absolutely hilarious.
00:19:05
Speaker 2: That is spot on.
00:19:06
Speaker 12: If you ever want a quick laugh, just YouTube coffee shop fake voice.
00:19:11
Speaker 11: It's the top one right there. It's absolutely hilarious.
00:19:18
Speaker 10: Okay.
00:19:19
Speaker 1: Make sure you Google that. Let's see now.
00:19:22
Speaker 2: Episode 390.
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Speaker 4: What up?
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Speaker 22: I've been a slice for life since the beginning.
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Speaker 7: Nice. Episode 390, the worst. Have a good day, sir.
00:19:34
Speaker 4: Wow.
00:19:35
Speaker 1: I wonder what it was about episode 390.
00:19:38
Speaker 4: My guess is it was the arguing. Okay, listen. Which was off-brand for us.
00:19:44
Speaker 1: We're not all perfect, and we can't always... have the same episode and we can't have the same beat sometimes.
00:19:52
Speaker 4: Although I'm sure it's something that Scary said.
00:19:54
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure it is.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
00:19:56
Speaker 2: It's Liam here.
00:19:58
Speaker 4: Oh, Liam.
00:20:00
Speaker 1: Cricket man!
00:20:01
Speaker 2: You said your electronics is fingered? We're just going to stop there. I'm not going to say anything else.
00:20:10
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:20:11
Speaker 2: You fingered your shit?
00:20:12
Speaker 4: I fingered it.
00:20:13
Speaker 2: Who else is going to... Oh, I'll buy it all for you.
00:20:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:20:18
Speaker 2: It's called... I'm not going to say it. No, no, not going to say it.
00:20:23
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
00:20:25
Speaker 4: Cricket man. He doesn't... Going out because his roommate's home.
00:20:29
Speaker 2: Liam here.
00:20:30
Speaker 1: What?
00:20:31
Speaker 2: You heard me.
00:20:32
Speaker 5: Brody?
00:20:33
Speaker 7: Brody.
00:20:35
Speaker 9: I would sound like Daniel. Hella cursing. Hella cussing everybody out. Because I don't play games. And I tell you everything's demonic, too. And on top of that, I want a fixed schedule. If you don't do that, you're going to fucking hear from me. That's why I walked away from jobs. Because they don't respect people.
00:21:00
Speaker 2: Period.
00:21:01
Speaker 7: All right.
00:21:01
Speaker 4: Liam. All right.
00:21:03
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:03
Speaker 1: Here's number five.
00:21:05
Speaker 2: Liam here.
00:21:05
Speaker 8: There it is.
00:21:06
Speaker 2: Y'all ever heard of.
00:21:06
Speaker 3: Yeah!
00:21:07
Speaker 5: Fuck hands.
00:21:13
Speaker 4: He loves you more, but.
00:21:16
Speaker 2: What will he play for?
00:21:17
Speaker 1: He's still going.
00:21:23
Speaker 6: The thing is, he didn't do four in a row. But he's already appeared like five other times on this podcast.
00:21:31
Speaker 4: All right.
00:21:32
Speaker 1: All right.
00:21:32
Speaker 3: Sorry.
00:21:33
Speaker 8: All right.
00:21:33
Speaker 4: Next one.
00:21:35
Speaker 2: Liam here. Last one, guys.
00:21:36
Speaker 5: Sorry.
00:21:37
Speaker 8: Liam.
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Speaker 2: Oh, he said this is the last one.
00:21:40
Speaker 4: This is the fourth one.
00:21:41
Speaker 9: It's a body cam for officers nationwide.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: And they do flock cams.
00:21:49
Speaker 9: And they have a huge budget with them because they make them.
00:21:54
Speaker 2: So a lot of people are suing. A lot of people are suing. And on top of that, like I said, police stations are suing now. It's getting ridiculous.
00:22:06
Speaker 4: All right.
00:22:06
Speaker 1: You heard that from Liam.
00:22:09
Speaker 4: Okay. Going to work tomorrow morning and make sure everybody knows that. You know the score? Yeah.
00:22:16
Speaker 2: All right.
00:22:18
Speaker 4: Let's see.
00:22:19
Speaker 1: Thank you, Liam. Always a pleasure. And moving to the next page. They changed the layout of this. I don't like this very much.
00:22:29
Speaker 2: Liam here. I support the Browns.
00:22:32
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:22:33
Speaker 23: We're sorry and we hope you don't mind.
00:22:37
Speaker 2: You get four top. That's not fun.
00:22:46
Speaker 4: I got to make one that says seven.
00:22:47
Speaker 1: Seven.
00:22:48
Speaker 4: Exactly. You don't get seven.
00:22:50
Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queens here. I'm commenting on Brody shirt dilemma. Brody, I think you should ask for the money back from your friend, but only for the shirt that got ruined because it was going to be returned. You were going to get your money back anyway. And let's face it. It is kind of his fault that it got ruined. He left it sitting around where something could happen to it. And he has that second shirt that you bought. So he's not paying for his own gift. If he gives your money back for the one he ruined.
00:23:20
Speaker 4: Well, yes, he is. Cause he technically he'd be out the $ 45 and he only had one shirt. So he'd be out 45 and has a shirt. So he didn't get a free shirt. I may have an update for next, for next week for Brooklyn boys, but that's where we have one person. I beg people to give an opinion.
00:23:39
Speaker 7: Hi, B-Boys.
00:23:40
Speaker 24: It's Teresa from Avira Beach, Florida, formerly from New Jersey, Woodbridge, New Jersey. In the beginning of your podcast, 391, you were talking about the Giants and Skiri said, I said what I said.
00:23:55
Speaker 11: Okay, Doja Cat.
00:23:58
Speaker 24: And also, when you're in a bridal party, the bridal party pays.
00:24:01
Speaker 2: For their own clothing.
00:24:03
Speaker 7: Have a great day.
00:24:05
Speaker 4: This is true. By the way, check it in from Vero Beach with the Doja Cat reference. I love that. That's huge.
00:24:11
Speaker 1: That's big.
00:24:12
Speaker 2: I like that.
00:24:13
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:24:13
Speaker 1: Thank you, Teresa.
00:24:15
Speaker 4: That was great.
00:24:19
Speaker 14: Skiri was talking about that guy, Jesse, and the suit he couldn't fit into that was picked out by Mr.
00:24:24
Speaker 11: Cheap-Ass, the groom.
00:24:25
Speaker 14: If I were Jesse, I would drop out as being groomsman after that because I personally would feel like if the groom doesn't care enough about me to make sure that a suit he picked out fits me, why should I care enough about him to be a groomsman? Jesse should have just showed up as a guest and worn whatever the fuck suit he wanted.
00:24:44
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:24:45
Speaker 1: And you know something?
00:24:46
Speaker 6: I agree with you wholeheartedly. And I think that's what he ended up doing. I think that was the solution. He just tried to match the suit as close as he could and said, fuck it.
00:24:56
Speaker 4: You know?
00:24:57
Speaker 1: I mean, he had no other choice, really.
00:25:00
Speaker 4: You know what? I would have showed up in one of those t-shirts that looks like a tuxedo.
00:25:03
Speaker 6: Oh, the t-shirt with the tuxedo printed on it.
00:25:05
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:25:06
Speaker 4: The tux shirt.
00:25:07
Speaker 8: Yep.
00:25:07
Speaker 4: Love that.
00:25:09
Speaker 24: Morning, guys.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: Vinny from Brooklyn.
00:25:11
Speaker 8: Hey.
00:25:12
Speaker 16: Scary, usually I'm with you on things like this, but with this AI thing, I think I'm with Brody. I don't think that these guys are walking away for no reason at all. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't trust AI at all. I think it's a bad thing. I think it has its uses, but I think the overall, the bad outweighs the good a million times over.
00:25:38
Speaker 5: Wow.
00:25:39
Speaker 4: All right. Vinny coming in for Brody. By the way, the AI sketch on Weekend Update this weekend on SNL was pretty good.
00:25:48
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to watch it. I haven't seen it yet.
00:25:50
Speaker 4: Even though I don't like the person who did the sketch very much, it was great.
00:25:56
Speaker 16: And I think to your point, these people don't care about humanity or anything, but that should tell you if they're scared and they're worried about where it can go, that should be a clue as to what could happen if these guys are petrified of it. And I mean, all we have to do is watch the movies. I mean, we've seen, just look at Terminator. I know it sounds far-fetched, but it isn't that far-fetched anymore.
00:26:25
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
00:26:26
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take my cues from a film.
00:26:29
Speaker 4: I just won't. A story came out this morning that AI almost started a war with China this weekend.
00:26:35
Speaker 2: Right.
00:26:38
Speaker 4: So it's frightening.
00:26:41
Speaker 7: All right.
00:26:42
Speaker 16: Like Ultron in the Marvel movies, if AI determines that we, the people, are the problem on this planet and they decide to do something about it, computers are connected to everything from nuclear codes to.
00:27:04
Speaker 16: Infrastructure and electricity and everything else, they could shut us down.
00:27:08
Speaker 4: We could be dead in months.
00:27:12
Speaker 3: Wow.
00:27:13
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: He's not wrong.
00:27:16
Speaker 4: Right.
00:27:16
Speaker 1: Vinny with the doomsday call.
00:27:19
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
00:27:19
Speaker 1: That was not on my bingo card today.
00:27:22
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about that on the Brooklyn Boys. Oh, okay.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: So it has some good after all.
00:27:28
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, Scary, but as I'm listening to this, you're dead wrong about this, bro. unregulated, I'm all for deregulation with a lot of things, I don't want to get into it, but I am for deregulation, but something like this, me personally, I think AI should outright be banned across the world, let alone our country, but this isn't just an American thing, we, they're competing with everyone in the world, and that's what Brody is saying, and he's absolutely right.
00:27:57
Speaker 4: Uh, I love hearing that out of Vinny. Wow. He continues. Vinny's big for... He wants lead back in pain.
00:28:05
Speaker 1: He's about to give us a fifth.
00:28:07
Speaker 4: He wants asbestos back. He's about to give us.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: I'm bringing the asbestos back.
00:28:11
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:12
Speaker 2: He wants.
00:28:13
Speaker 1: Here comes number five from Vinny, though.
00:28:16
Speaker 4: Vinny, but he's agreeing with me, so... I'm sorry this is number five.
00:28:20
Speaker 2: The jingle, but.
00:28:23
Speaker 16: Yeah, Brody's absolutely right.
00:28:25
Speaker 2: We're in an arms race, basically, with.
00:28:29
Speaker 16: With China. Don't be fooled into thinking that this is for the everyday production and shit like that. This is more to do about government and military than it is anything else around the world. AI is there for that reason.
00:28:45
Speaker 2: That's their primary focus. Okay.
00:28:49
Speaker 6: Oh, he let Vinny slip there with the fifth one.
00:28:52
Speaker 5: You know what?
00:28:53
Speaker 4: I was trying to hit the button. It wasn't working.
00:28:54
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
00:28:54
Speaker 1: I wonder why. Because he agreed with you, you fuck.
00:28:58
Speaker 8: What?
00:29:01
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, you want something else, Brody.
00:29:05
Speaker 7: You know what?
00:29:05
Speaker 4: I wasn't even focused on what Vinny was saying. I was trying so hard to get my phone to work and hit those jingles. Yeah, right.
00:29:11
Speaker 1: You know what?
00:29:13
Speaker 4: You know what happened?
00:29:13
Speaker 1: You know what happened?
00:29:14
Speaker 4: I bet you AI wanted me to stop interrupting Vinny Because that would look bad for AI.
00:29:22
Speaker 1: Brody's playing favorites now. Four is four.
00:29:25
Speaker 4: AI took over my phone.
00:29:26
Speaker 1: You don't get more.
00:29:27
Speaker 21: Four is four.
00:29:28
Speaker 7: That's right.
00:29:29
Speaker 4: I lost track. Liam's pissed. Liam's pissed.
00:29:31
Speaker 10: See?
00:29:33
Speaker 4: Buy the satanic number.
00:29:35
Speaker 26: Scary.
00:29:36
Speaker 7: There's no need to be bashful.
00:29:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:29:41
Speaker 7: You need to have some more confidence in yourself, my man.
00:29:45
Speaker 20: Thanks.
00:29:47
Speaker 7: You can say what you weigh and not feel ashamed about it. You need to be confident in yourself, man. Losing 30 pounds is a big feat. You should be proud of that. You should say... where you started and now where you're at. Have more confidence, my man.
00:30:05
Speaker 1: All right.
00:30:06
Speaker 4: You know what? The starting point and the end point aren't as important as the fact that he's gone on a 30 mile journey. If you jog 30 miles, it doesn't matter what city you left from. It matters that you jog 30 miles. So in scary defense, if you don't mind me just commenting my two cents, uh, it's irrelevant what he started at. He looks good. He lost 30 pounds and he's continuing to lose weight. So, slowly but surely.
00:30:30
Speaker 7: Yeah. Finally, someone that feels the same way.
00:30:36
Speaker 27: I totally, wholeheartedly, 100%, 150%, 200%, as Scary.
00:30:41
Speaker 7: Says, agree with Josh.
00:30:44
Speaker 27: Brody, you are interrupting 24 fucking 7.
00:30:48
Speaker 7: Let fucking Scary talk. Let the slides talk. Do not interrupt. Nobody wants to hear your voice. I'm just kidding about that.
00:30:56
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
00:30:56
Speaker 7: I apologize.
00:30:57
Speaker 4: Maybe one step too far. Stop interrupting.
00:30:59
Speaker 8: Jesus.
00:31:00
Speaker 1: Dude, you're doing it on him right now.
00:31:02
Speaker 4: Well, that's the irony of comedy.
00:31:04
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
00:31:04
Speaker 4: The comedy of irony. Jesus, Louise. It's David Brody. I'm working on it. Take a breath. Take my pills. Take a breath.
00:31:10
Speaker 1: Take your slow down pills. You have a slow down pill?
00:31:12
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
00:31:13
Speaker 1: Is there such a thing?
00:31:15
Speaker 4: Prozac? It probably is.
00:31:18
Speaker 1: Zoloft?
00:31:19
Speaker 4: You need some Zoloft in your life. You know a lot of drugs, Gary.
00:31:23
Speaker 11: Yeah.
00:31:23
Speaker 27: I'll never understand why you get so worked up over Sydney Sweeney.
00:31:29
Speaker 7: Is she hot?
00:31:30
Speaker 11: Sure.
00:31:32
Speaker 27: But there's much hotter women out there.
00:31:36
Speaker 7: She ain't the most attractive female on the planet right now. Most talked about?
00:31:41
Speaker 10: Sure.
00:31:41
Speaker 7: But she's doing the same thing that a lot of other women do. Sell their body. Make their money. There's a lot of hotter women that don't have to do that. You got names and links?
00:31:54
Speaker 1: He's asking for a friend. Brody wants to do some research.
00:31:57
Speaker 4: No, no, I do not. Sure about that? Yeah, I don't care.
00:32:01
Speaker 16: Hey, guys, Vinny again. Sorry, I'm leaving another one.
00:32:04
Speaker 8: Vinny.
00:32:04
Speaker 16: You can play the jingle again if you want. But about the shirt, the gift. Me, personally, if I was your friend, I'd offer to pay you for the shirt. And if he gives you the 40 bucks.
00:32:20
Speaker 2: That's what you want.
00:32:20
Speaker 16: So you paid $ 40, he paid $ 40 for the one that they damaged. But if I was in your shoes, I probably still wouldn't accept it. The offer would be enough for me.
00:32:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't buy dinner with offers. I want an update.
00:32:37
Speaker 6: You have an update on that story on the Brooklyn Boys?
00:32:41
Speaker 9: Yes.
00:32:41
Speaker 4: Well, I may have an update, yes. Something happens. I may have an update, yes.
00:32:44
Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
00:32:45
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
00:32:47
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to fucking love this. Brody is wrong.
00:32:52
Speaker 26: Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong, wrong, wrong. Yet again, Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong. Brody is fucking wrong. Wrong, wrong, dead fucking wrong.
00:33:06
Speaker 4: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
00:33:09
Speaker 7: Tribulation is a word.
00:33:12
Speaker 8: Nuts.
00:33:13
Speaker 1: Tribulation is a word.
00:33:16
Speaker 7: No, I didn't.
00:33:16
Speaker 4: He didn't say it was the use of the word. He said, he goes, it's worth all the trials and tribulations. He did not say that, though. He used it the wrong way in a sentence. I'll pull it up.
00:33:30
Speaker 1: Okay, pull it up.
00:33:31
Speaker 4: Jackson Dart. Hold on. You're just going to watch the tape.
00:33:34
Speaker 21: But, you know, I think it's just a tribulation to the work that we put in.
00:33:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a tribulation to the work we've done.
00:33:40
Speaker 1: It's a tribute.
00:33:41
Speaker 10: Right.
00:33:43
Speaker 4: We've been through tribulations, but what he said was it's, it's a tribulation to the work we've done.
00:33:49
Speaker 1: So he's, so he's using it in the wrong, right. In the wrong sense.
00:33:54
Speaker 4: Or the wrong. It's like when a quarterback audibles, but the announcer says he audibilized, you're just trying to make a word fancier by using the wrong word.
00:34:04
Speaker 8: All right.
00:34:04
Speaker 4: So I wasn't wrong. He Jackson, can we say Jackson dot was wrong? By the way, they've replaced Jackson dart. Whose name begins with a J. with Jameis Winston, whose name begins with a J, and they just traded for a backup quarterback, J.J. McCarthy, who's got two J's. So they got four J's in their quarterback room. That's a lot of J's.
00:34:22
Speaker 1: Smoking a lot of J's back there.
00:34:23
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Hello.
00:34:26
Speaker 8: Brody?
00:34:27
Speaker 5: Yes, sir?
00:34:28
Speaker 27: You don't think that we all caught your silence after Gary was questioning if tribulation was a word?
00:34:37
Speaker 7: We all know you were Googling tribulation. to make sure that it wasn't a word.
00:34:41
Speaker 27: Then you came back and circled around and I was like, Oh, it doesn't fit.
00:34:45
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe not. But that's no, you thought it wasn't a word. Brody was wrong.
00:34:55
Speaker 6: So he took your, he took your pause as you were like Googling something to try and prove, make sure.
00:35:01
Speaker 4: That you were, you weren't wrong.
00:35:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:35:04
Speaker 4: So I understand the thought process and I have, done that in the past.
00:35:10
Speaker 1: He surely has. I've seen him on camera doing that.
00:35:13
Speaker 4: But in this particular case, no, because I know the word tribulation. Trials and tribulations. I know what the word means. But it doesn't mean what Jackson Dart thought it meant. But see, instead of getting credit for not interrupting Scary, now I'm getting shit for not interrupting Scary.
00:35:33
Speaker 1: Oh, he's not done yet.
00:35:34
Speaker 4: He's going in on you here.
00:35:35
Speaker 7: And don't you even try making up some stupid excuse. Don't even try it with me. I'm tired of your excuses, Brody. Tired of it. You were wrong. Fucking admit it. What's the number one rule of correcting someone? Be fucking right. Stop making excuses for it. Just admit it.
00:35:56
Speaker 4: It's really fucking easy. Jackson Dart was wrong. Again, I did not just make up an excuse. I didn't need to look up the word tribulation.
00:36:08
Speaker 8: All right.
00:36:11
Speaker 1: Man, you're getting roasted today.
00:36:13
Speaker 4: No, I got to be wrong about something so I can prove to him that I admit it.
00:36:19
Speaker 6: I actually called out the two or three times in 391 episodes that you were a man and you stood up and said you were wrong. I've made a big deal out of it, actually. I'm like, well, David Brody marked the date and time. He admitted he was wrong.
00:36:34
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm wrong.
00:36:35
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's not done. He's not finished with you.
00:36:37
Speaker 2: That's all right.
00:36:38
Speaker 27: Now, Brody, I'll try to make this last one because I know you're itching to play that fucking jingle.
00:36:44
Speaker 4: Big, big, big time.
00:36:45
Speaker 27: But have you never, ever heard of the saying trials and tribulations?
00:36:52
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:36:52
Speaker 5: Have you?
00:36:53
Speaker 7: Have you?
00:36:53
Speaker 8: Huh?
00:36:54
Speaker 7: Trials and tribulations. Google that.
00:36:58
Speaker 4: Use it in the wrong context.
00:37:00
Speaker 7: Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong.
00:37:04
Speaker 4: I do like his singing though. All right.
00:37:07
Speaker 5: We're going to continue.
00:37:07
Speaker 2: We're going to move on.
00:37:09
Speaker 4: We beat this dead horse.
00:37:10
Speaker 7: Hey, you know what?
00:37:11
Speaker 4: Be fun about it.
00:37:13
Speaker 7: Steve.
00:37:14
Speaker 21: Brody, you were talking about parents showing up to the interview and scary. You were talking about the same thing. I think I told you before I'm in hospitality, have been for a long time. One of my responsibilities is interviewing lifeguards. And recently I've not only had parents that have shown up to the interview, I've had many of those, but I've had parents asked to sit in on the interview. And I'm kind of curious to see what you think about that. I think it's kind of absurd. Um, young kids, teenagers, but still, what do you think?
00:37:41
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
00:37:42
Speaker 1: Hell's fucking no.
00:37:44
Speaker 4: That's a hard.
00:37:44
Speaker 1: No, I would throw them.
00:37:46
Speaker 6: I would throw the parent and the kid out without even giving them the interview at that point.
00:37:50
Speaker 4: Fuck that. Brody.
00:37:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:37:53
Speaker 4: That not what he said. I mean, seriously, come on. You can't coddle them that much. Look, if you're, I'll tell you what, if you're interviewing to be a junior counselor at a day camp and you're 14, maybe the parent wants to know, has questions about hours worked and work conditions, maybe. But if you're a lifeguard at 18 or 17, that's a, nah, no.
00:38:24
Speaker 21: The only reason that I would even think of accepting the fact that a parent would want to sit in on an interview is maybe they're worried about Their child's meeting a new person and, you know, they don't know who the person is. So they're being protective. I had a father come in with his daughter once. So I understand that. But once you see that I'm not an ax murderer and we're meeting in a public place, what's your reason for being there?
00:38:47
Speaker 1: There is not.
00:38:48
Speaker 4: What does an ax murderer look like exactly?
00:38:52
Speaker 1: Safety purposes there.
00:38:53
Speaker 4: Still.
00:38:55
Speaker 8: Nope.
00:38:55
Speaker 4: No parents.
00:38:56
Speaker 3: Brody.
00:38:57
Speaker 4: 30 yards away. Yeah.
00:38:59
Speaker 5: Brody.
00:39:01
Speaker 26: Do you not know how commercials work?
00:39:04
Speaker 7: You know those two people in the park, blah, blah, blah. They're actors. They're in a commercial.
00:39:10
Speaker 26: It's not like the lady just went up to a stranger, hey, can I go through your phone?
00:39:15
Speaker 11: No, no stranger's.
00:39:18
Speaker 7: Going to let anybody do that. It's a fucking commercial. They're fucking paid by whoever company they're fucking using.
00:39:25
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
00:39:26
Speaker 6: Well, it's bad acting, and if you really want people your listeners to believe in the product or or jump in on it or or you have to be somewhat believable and did.
00:39:39
Speaker 4: I give the impression that i thought it was some actual random woman in the park No, I said they used a heavy-set woman and they wanted us to believe as the audience that she was willing to give up her phone to a stranger for a free lunch.
00:39:52
Speaker 1: I will say a lot of these scenarios are obnoxious and.
00:39:55
Speaker 4: Over-inflated, you know, and beyond. As was the woman in the park. All right, next.
00:40:08
Speaker 27: I guess props to you for being entertained by the little stupid shit.
00:40:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:40:12
Speaker 10: Like.
00:40:14
Speaker 7: How could I not put together that that's a commercial, that's actors. No one's going to go up to anybody and say, hey, let me see your phone.
00:40:21
Speaker 24: I need to download an app to show you how many subscriptions you're fucking using.
00:40:24
Speaker 1: Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:40:26
Speaker 7: Nobody's going to do that to a fucking stranger. God damn it. A little bit of common sense goes a long way, Brody. God damn it. It's not even entertaining. Pick something else. Find something else that's actually entertaining.
00:40:36
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
00:40:37
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what?
00:40:38
Speaker 4: Let me get your phone number. I'll call you first before I say anything on the podcast. I was talking about the scenario was not believable. I did not say I thought she was an actual woman in the park giving up her phone.
00:40:53
Speaker 1: Did you say scenario? What's the, what's the, what's the scenario scenario?
00:40:58
Speaker 4: Who sings that tribe called quest.
00:41:01
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:41:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:02
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
00:41:03
Speaker 7: Don't get mad at scary for interrupting you. You're the king of interrupting people.
00:41:08
Speaker 8: What the hell?
00:41:09
Speaker 7: That's the mad at him for interrupting you. Tell him that you're speaking.
00:41:14
Speaker 27: I hope Scary and Every Slice speaks up every time you interrupt them.
00:41:19
Speaker 7: Come on. We got to band together.
00:41:20
Speaker 2: No more interrupting.
00:41:21
Speaker 4: How would you do that?
00:41:22
Speaker 7: You can't.
00:41:22
Speaker 2: You're not live.
00:41:23
Speaker 4: I'm not talking over you, Emily.
00:41:25
Speaker 7: Scary and Slice.
00:41:26
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:41:27
Speaker 7: If you don't like it, you're being interrupted yourself.
00:41:30
Speaker 28: All right.
00:41:31
Speaker 4: I have no problem with Scary interrupting me. It's just, it's banter. That's how we talk to each other.
00:41:35
Speaker 8: All right.
00:41:36
Speaker 7: We're all good.
00:41:37
Speaker 4: We're moving on.
00:41:39
Speaker 1: Brody, how's your ass?
00:41:42
Speaker 4: Tell me how my ass tastes. How's your ass, Brody? That was Shaquille O'Neal lyrics.
00:41:47
Speaker 2: No, it's fine.
00:41:49
Speaker 4: It's all in good humor. Good jest. I would like one of these phone voicemails talkbacks to start with.
00:41:55
Speaker 5: Scary.
00:41:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:41:57
Speaker 1: Let's see if it's this one.
00:41:59
Speaker 5: Marilyn from Omaha.
00:42:02
Speaker 28: I don't think it's wrong if you bring coffee to your interview. I wouldn't because it would just be awkward. The AI, Brody, I agree with you. I have some real concerns. And it also does influence me that the makers are also concerned. I think it's something that we should think about. It makes sense and it's very logical. Love you guys.
00:42:26
Speaker 20: Bye.
00:42:27
Speaker 4: Bye. Love you too. Love you too. All right.
00:42:29
Speaker 1: Well, that's a nice happy one. We'll take a break on that note because we like to be nice and happy.
00:42:33
Speaker 4: Yes, more of those.
00:42:33
Speaker 7: Smiling.
00:42:34
Speaker 4: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. All right.
00:42:38
Speaker 1: Getting ready to turn that frown upside down there, David Brody.
00:42:42
Speaker 8: Sure.
00:42:42
Speaker 4: By the way, the big homework was help me out with the shirt dilemma. So far we have, uh, it let him offer the money, but don't take it and take the money. We got one, one of each. All right.
00:42:56
Speaker 7: Brody.
00:42:58
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:42:59
Speaker 7: If you can't afford a shirt, maybe you should just get a job.
00:43:05
Speaker 4: You'd be able to afford a shirt by then.
00:43:08
Speaker 7: Maybe if not your first paycheck, maybe your second. Or you can ask your wife for an allowance. That might work. All right.
00:43:19
Speaker 1: There's some more shirt advice for you. You ask and you shall receive.
00:43:22
Speaker 4: It's almost as if you haven't listened to me speak for 400 episodes. It isn't about I need the money to pay my rent. It's about the principle of the fact that I bought a shirt and I'm paying for it twice. That was it.
00:43:36
Speaker 1: It doesn't sit well with David Brody.
00:43:38
Speaker 4: Yeah it's about the i want an opinion to see how you guys think i should handle it it's called.
00:43:45
Speaker 27: I really doubt you said anything but on the off chance you did why are you interfering with this young lady's life on her choice.
00:43:56
Speaker 16: To not have.
00:43:58
Speaker 23: A tuna melt with cheese I get the whole, you can't really be a tuna melt without cheese, but why does it bother you if she asks for a tuna.
00:44:08
Speaker 7: Melt without cheese? Like, she can have a tuna melt without cheese.
00:44:13
Speaker 1: But then it's not a tuna melt. I kind of agree with Brody on that. It's redundant.
00:44:18
Speaker 4: You kind of agree?
00:44:20
Speaker 1: I agree with Brody on that one.
00:44:21
Speaker 4: It's redundant. By the way, and I've talked about this before, it's getting out of hand with newscasters and sportscasters putting kind of and sort of in front of every adjective. And every verb, rather. They go, oh, he kind of injured himself. Oh, he kind of ran off the field limping. Kind of. No, he actually ran off the field limping. So if you agree with me, don't say you kind of agree with me. Just say you agree with me.
00:44:41
Speaker 1: I agree with you, bro.
00:44:43
Speaker 4: In terms of the tuna melt, that girl can order whatever the hell she wants and eat whatever she wants. I didn't say she can't do that. I just turned to her and said, by the way, I do a podcast. So I need to come up with things to talk about. So I said, that's interesting. Why did you order a tuna melt if you don't want the cheese? Cause that's the melt part. And then she said, I'm dairy free. I didn't say you shouldn't live that way.
00:45:08
Speaker 7: I said, huh?
00:45:09
Speaker 4: Well, you're paying for the cheese because you are, you're paying for that. If you just got tuna, it's a different price than a tuna melt. So it's odd to order a tuna melt and not get the part you're paying for. Unless you're me. And then just like, you know, pissing money away.
00:45:22
Speaker 10: Right?
00:45:23
Speaker 7: Exactly.
00:45:23
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:45:23
Speaker 4: Pissing money away. For the last time, BLT is a sandwich.
00:45:29
Speaker 7: BLT, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo. It's a sandwich. It is a sandwich. It's between two slices of ready dumbass. Freaking gosh, dang.
00:45:40
Speaker 2: It, these people.
00:45:40
Speaker 7: You guys are driving me absolutely nuts this week.
00:45:43
Speaker 4: What the heck is wrong with you people?
00:45:45
Speaker 7: Brody, get your shit together.
00:45:47
Speaker 11: It's scary.
00:45:47
Speaker 1: It is a fucking sandwich.
00:45:49
Speaker 2: God damn it.
00:45:49
Speaker 4: Get my shit together. I'm catching strays. Maria from Union.
00:45:57
Speaker 13: City I'm responding in regards to Brody's issue with the t-shirt and how the cleaning lady messed it up Brody I hate to tell you this you just didn't have to take the loss because had you ordered the correct size from the beginning or the correct gender you know this would have never happened sorry gotta take the L Love y'all.
00:46:24
Speaker 4: No, I'm not taking the M for.
00:46:25
Speaker 7: Come on.
00:46:26
Speaker 4: I'm not taking the L. Take the L, Brody. I didn't ruin the shirt. I made an honest mistake. Maybe split the cost of the shirt.
00:46:35
Speaker 5: Everybody would look better if we all had the Nepo baby's money.
00:46:39
Speaker 16: We would.
00:46:40
Speaker 5: Not only could we have the best skin care, but we'd be able to afford the best coaches to make us talented.
00:46:47
Speaker 4: That is correct.
00:46:49
Speaker 1: You'd be paying top dollar for the best in the business.
00:46:52
Speaker 4: I agree.
00:46:54
Speaker 10: Hey, this is Q from all over the map. Going to give Brody time to finish.
00:47:02
Speaker 7: All right.
00:47:03
Speaker 15: Hello, everybody.
00:47:04
Speaker 10: I've been out for a while because I'm dealing with a 10-year breakup. So, yeah, that's been going on. But anyways, back to Brody. Brody, has that guy been generous to you? If he has, then just eat the money, boy. I mean, come on. If he's been nice to you, just eat it.
00:47:22
Speaker 2: Pause.
00:47:23
Speaker 1: Eat it.
00:47:24
Speaker 8: Pause.
00:47:24
Speaker 1: I love the pause.
00:47:26
Speaker 29: Weird Al.
00:47:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, Weird Al. Thank you, Weird Al.
00:47:30
Speaker 21: One more thing to what I said earlier.
00:47:33
Speaker 8: Who?
00:47:34
Speaker 2: Steven from Rockland County.
00:47:36
Speaker 21: So just to add one more thing to what I said earlier, not only did the parents come and want to sit in on the interview, but they came back when the lifeguard did the new hire paperwork to sit with them and do the new hire paperwork and do the new employee tour.
00:47:53
Speaker 4: Oh, man.
00:47:53
Speaker 21: So what point are you a helicopter parent and not allowing your child or your teenager to be independent?
00:48:01
Speaker 4: I have a question. If the lifeguard jumps in the pool to save someone's life, does the parent jump in the pool also? How does that work? If I can't trust a lifeguard to fill out paperwork by themselves, can I trust them with the lives of the people in the pool? No, I cannot. You're not hired.
00:48:20
Speaker 13: No.
00:48:21
Speaker 4: Goodbye.
00:48:21
Speaker 7: Get out.
00:48:22
Speaker 2: Come back when you go through puberty.
00:48:24
Speaker 20: All right.
00:48:26
Speaker 2: All right, I have a cold, so.
00:48:28
Speaker 29: I don't have the energy to do Brody's wrong jingle, but Scary got the 9 to 5 Dolly Parton right after that.
00:48:34
Speaker 11: Very nice.
00:48:38
Speaker 4: You could have come after work, but it.
00:48:39
Speaker 11: Okay, Rihanna and Drake.
00:48:42
Speaker 4: Work, work, work, work, work, work.
00:48:44
Speaker 7: To me, I'd be work, work, work, work, work, work.
00:48:48
Speaker 4: One-word titles.
00:48:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a one-word title.
00:48:51
Speaker 4: That's a tough one.
00:48:53
Speaker 1: I mean, unless it's a word that's not common, like scenario before.
00:48:57
Speaker 8: Right.
00:48:57
Speaker 1: Like if I say, what's the scenario?
00:49:00
Speaker 4: If I said I drove my car home, you'd be like, okay, cars have a song called drive. I mean, you know.
00:49:05
Speaker 24: Yeah.
00:49:06
Speaker 13: Yeah.
00:49:07
Speaker 1: It's gotta be, a single word has to be an uncommon word.
00:49:11
Speaker 4: Unless, unless you say it in the same way the song would say. If I said, if I say, if I say shout and you're like, okay, Otis day and the nights. Oh, you know.
00:49:18
Speaker 21: Right.
00:49:19
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, if I said, you know, I'm having a dinner here, and Brody, you're uninvited. Okay, Alanis Morissette.
00:49:26
Speaker 1: Because uninvited is not a common word.
00:49:29
Speaker 5: Right.
00:49:29
Speaker 4: You know?
00:49:30
Speaker 1: But words that we use in every other sentence, I don't know.
00:49:34
Speaker 21: All right.
00:49:35
Speaker 1: Where are we going here? Continuing on.
00:49:39
Speaker 2: I'm always being naive.
00:49:42
Speaker 29: It's either because they need more time because it's not good enough. They don't have enough customers. They're not making enough money, so they need help. Or because the employees are calling stuff out, so the bosses have to do it for credibility to retain the employees.
00:49:58
Speaker 7: Yep.
00:49:59
Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
00:50:00
Speaker 4: Oh, he continues.
00:50:02
Speaker 29: And this time before scary. You don't listen to Brody at all, do you? That shirt story with your friend. Like, half of it you told before. Like, you could have teed it up, I'm sure. You're the master podcast. This happened before.
00:50:17
Speaker 2: You forgot.
00:50:18
Speaker 29: And Scary doesn't say, like, Brody, you told me this already.
00:50:20
Speaker 11: Why are you doing that?
00:50:22
Speaker 5: On purpose?
00:50:23
Speaker 6: Well, he likes to reset the stage sometimes.
00:50:31
Speaker 4: Wait a minute. What is he saying? For people.
00:50:34
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:50:35
Speaker 4: I'm confused. Is he saying I told the shirt story twice about the guy ruining the shirt?
00:50:40
Speaker 1: He said you told half of it.
00:50:43
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe not. Sometimes I give more detail the second time. I don't know. I don't know what he's saying.
00:50:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't pay attention to this guy.
00:50:54
Speaker 2: Who's this guy? You're back.
00:50:59
Speaker 29: And talking about the lyrics to songs, the Jason Derulo in my head.
00:51:04
Speaker 11: The song is about him masturbating to the girl. I know Divinals, I think.
00:51:09
Speaker 29: That's different because it's a hot girl singing it.
00:51:12
Speaker 11: I didn't think it was okay for guys to do that. It's not a deep cut. It was a pop hit.
00:51:17
Speaker 29: Are there a lot of songs like this that I'm missing something?
00:51:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean... There's a lot of songs. All By Myself by Leo Sayre from the 70s was about him masturbating, wasn't it? There's a lot of songs about. He sings, when I need love, I reach out and touch love. Touching. From his penis. Okay, perfect. Ed Sheeran. Hey, Birdie, it's Gary. Pink.
00:51:40
Speaker 2: Maddie from Phoenix.
00:51:41
Speaker 7: Gary, I got a question for you.
00:51:43
Speaker 15: You keep talking about everyone that lives in North Carolina not going to South Carolina and going to Charleston.
00:51:49
Speaker 2: It's only a few hour drive.
00:51:51
Speaker 15: How many times have you gone to New Paltz, Utica, Syracuse, Buffalo, the Niagara Falls region, and you only live a few hours away from there?
00:52:05
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if you're willing.
00:52:08
Speaker 21: Yeah.
00:52:08
Speaker 6: So here's the difference. And I have been to Syracuse of that list, and I've been in Niagara Falls. It's got to be a city worth going to. Charleston is a huge city with a rich history and a lot, and a lot of, no, there's a lot going on in Charleston.
00:52:23
Speaker 4: It's a, it's a destination.
00:52:25
Speaker 6: It is one of the biggest tourist destinations in the United States. Utica isn't, I'm sorry. So yeah, I can, I can say Buffalo and Niagara Falls.
00:52:35
Speaker 7: Yes.
00:52:36
Speaker 1: Because, because of Niagara Falls, Syracuse, I've.
00:52:39
Speaker 4: Been to Harrison would be Boston, Boston's, Three and a half hours away, almost four hours.
00:52:44
Speaker 1: And I've been to Boston several times.
00:52:46
Speaker 4: That's a major city within four hours.
00:52:48
Speaker 1: New Paltz, no reason to go there. There's a college there.
00:52:51
Speaker 4: Utica, no reason.
00:52:53
Speaker 1: But Charleston, you can't compare that to Charleston, South Carolina.
00:52:56
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
00:52:56
Speaker 1: They're not on the same plane.
00:52:58
Speaker 6: I mean, distance-wise, it is, sure. But you're not just comparing distance. You're talking about points of interest. There's a lot going on in Charleston.
00:53:05
Speaker 4: I could drive four hours to the middle of Pennsylvania. Yeah. But it's not as well-known as Charleston.
00:53:12
Speaker 1: It's not just about the distance.
00:53:15
Speaker 4: Not that the middle of Pennsylvania is not lovely. It is. It's just not a tourist attraction.
00:53:18
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if you're willing to take the drive.
00:53:21
Speaker 10: A few hours to see what's in your home state.
00:53:23
Speaker 21: Yes.
00:53:24
Speaker 2: And actually explore your.
00:53:25
Speaker 15: Own state before you get on other people about not exploring what's around them.
00:53:29
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been to Albany. I've spent time in Saratoga. I've been up to the Adirondacks. I've been, I mean, you name it. I have not been, and I've been to Syracuse twice. So, and Buffalo.
00:53:44
Speaker 4: So, yeah, what am I missing here? Utica? Okay, I haven't been to Utica.
00:53:47
Speaker 5: Sorry.
00:53:47
Speaker 4: Rochester?
00:53:49
Speaker 1: I've not been to Rochester.
00:53:50
Speaker 2: No.
00:53:51
Speaker 4: That's far.
00:53:53
Speaker 1: Again, give me a.
00:53:54
Speaker 4: Reason to go.
00:53:56
Speaker 1: Like, what's there? Is it a tourist thing? Not really a vacation spot. Charleston is.
00:54:02
Speaker 4: Adirondacks are beautiful.
00:54:05
Speaker 21: Reggie here.
00:54:06
Speaker 4: Oh, Reggie. Reggie there?
00:54:11
Speaker 7: Reggie here.
00:54:12
Speaker 18: Can you guys give a weird fact about yourselves that maybe you don't find weird at all, but other people upon learning it might be like, that's strange. I'll give you an example. Mine is that I hate the taste of bread. I find it disgusting, so I do not eat bread. And anyone I say this to is.
00:54:31
Speaker 8: Like, what?
00:54:32
Speaker 20: How do you hate bread?
00:54:34
Speaker 18: I don't know how everybody else likes the bread.
00:54:37
Speaker 4: Hmm. All bread tastes different. How can you say you hate all bread?
00:54:40
Speaker 6: Brody, what's one of these weird facts about yourself that you don't find weird, but other people do.
00:54:47
Speaker 4: Oh, everything about me. People find weird. I mean, personally, I mean, I don't eat most green vegetables. So that's, I've talked about that a million times.
00:54:55
Speaker 1: The food thing comes to mind. I fucking hate watermelon.
00:54:59
Speaker 4: I hate it. I do not.
00:55:00
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I think it's nasty. I don't, I think it's gross.
00:55:04
Speaker 4: I just, is that weird? Is that weird?
00:55:08
Speaker 2: No, no.
00:55:10
Speaker 1: It's, it's a fact about me that I don't find weird, but other people have learned that about me and they find it disturbing.
00:55:18
Speaker 7: All right.
00:55:19
Speaker 4: I'll give you something. I had a supernumerary. You know what that is? What's that? A super meaning more or, or greater than, uh, I had an extra tooth. It was, uh, up in the palate. Uh, you know, when your tongue hits your top of your mouth, right? I had a, uh, like an elbow macaroni shaped tooth growing, uh, that had to be removed when I was a kid, and they cut open the palate in my mouth, like I could feel it hanging down in my mouth, and they went up and they got this extra tooth that was growing for no reason in the wrong spot, and they took it out. I had no idea about that. It's called a supernumerary.
00:55:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:55:55
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:55:55
Speaker 4: I don't have it anymore, but at one point it looked like an elbow macaroni. It was, yeah. So there you go. You know like some guys have third nipples?
00:56:03
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:56:03
Speaker 4: I don't have a third nipple.
00:56:04
Speaker 18: And yes, your $ 60 bread story inspired me to ask that. So, what's the fact about you guys that other people might find strange, but you find normal?
00:56:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, we already did.
00:56:15
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:56:19
Speaker 30: Island i have a weird grammar police thing um and it's from gandhi's podcast it's titled whose side are you on and it's spelled w-h-o apostrophe s and i'm wondering am i crazy or did she intentionally do that is that right wrong i don't know it looks so weird to me Well.
00:56:44
Speaker 6: It's definitely wrong if it's meant in that way, unless it was a person named who's and she's doing a play on words, but I doubt it.
00:56:51
Speaker 4: My guess is she asked someone to label it and post it and they fucked it up because she wouldn't have done that.
00:56:56
Speaker 16: Yeah.
00:56:56
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:56:57
Speaker 4: That's scary. You need to tell her.
00:56:59
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell her I'm going to text her as soon as we're done with this.
00:57:02
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:57:03
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:57:03
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to text her during this commercial break.
00:57:05
Speaker 5: You know what?
00:57:05
Speaker 4: You should probably look up the podcast and make sure it's still wrong. Otherwise, it's going to look stupid for you to go, hey, by the way. You're right.
00:57:12
Speaker 24: Yeah.
00:57:12
Speaker 4: But good call on the grammar.
00:57:13
Speaker 1: Good call out.
00:57:14
Speaker 4: Good call out. You'll appreciate that.
00:57:16
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
00:57:21
Speaker 4: We got a lot of calls left. We're in the final stretch.
00:57:24
Speaker 1: The home stretch.
00:57:24
Speaker 4: The homie stretch.
00:57:27
Speaker 16: First man boys, it's DP from NC here with some motherfucking background noise. Anyway, I'm listening to the most.
00:57:33
Speaker 2: Recent episode of fucking Brooklyn Boys.
00:57:35
Speaker 26: And I'm talking about the like, bringing.
00:57:38
Speaker 2: The coffee and the beer and the beer and shit. I'm 23, so I guess I'm used to it.
00:57:43
Speaker 4: I don't really keep up with that bullshit.
00:57:45
Speaker 26: I don't really see too much of a problem with it, but it also depends on like, where you're going to get a job.
00:57:52
Speaker 16: Like, you need to be dressed up like something fancy to get.
00:57:57
Speaker 1: Maybe you could translate that. I don't understand what he's saying.
00:58:00
Speaker 4: That I didn't... Okay.
00:58:03
Speaker 7: All right.
00:58:04
Speaker 2: But just like I was saying, it depends.
00:58:08
Speaker 16: On what the job is and where the job is and who.
00:58:11
Speaker 4: The person is, too. Because what if it's a single.
00:58:13
Speaker 1: Mother and three kids working three jobs and... So you lost me because we couldn't hear the first one. Tell you what, DP from NC... Please send that back again for the next episode, and we'll get you right on.
00:58:27
Speaker 4: Okay, buddy?
00:58:28
Speaker 6: But try and be a little bit more closer to your phone and a little less motherfucking background.
00:58:34
Speaker 4: Noise, if you know what I'm saying.
00:58:35
Speaker 7: Okay?
00:58:36
Speaker 2: Hey, David Cito, Brooklyn, Ohio.
00:58:39
Speaker 4: Brooklyn, Ohio?
00:58:41
Speaker 25: Calling about the famous, good-looking people. I mean, look at Zac Brown Band. Zac Brown was not a very good-looking guy.
00:58:51
Speaker 7: Nah, just no homo.
00:58:53
Speaker 2: When he started, and look at him now. He's jacked, looking better than ever.
00:58:59
Speaker 5: And why?
00:59:00
Speaker 11: Because he got famous.
00:59:00
Speaker 10: He got money.
00:59:02
Speaker 2: That's all. Goodbye.
00:59:06
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:59:06
Speaker 4: All right.
00:59:07
Speaker 1: Thank you, David Cito from Brooklyn, Ohio. I think that's the first one.
00:59:11
Speaker 6: Hey, do you think when he discovered the podcast, he thought it was about Brooklyn, Ohio, and that's what piqued his interest at first?
00:59:17
Speaker 8: Oh, 100%.
00:59:18
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:59:18
Speaker 2: What is going on?
00:59:21
Speaker 21: I'm here.
00:59:23
Speaker 7: What about me?
00:59:24
Speaker 2: You're right.
00:59:26
Speaker 4: Okay, moving pictures.
00:59:33
Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
00:59:37
Speaker 4: I've never heard that song in my life.
00:59:39
Speaker 8: No.
00:59:40
Speaker 1: Moving Pictures. What about me?
00:59:44
Speaker 4: Sounded very late 80s.
00:59:47
Speaker 15: Oof.
00:59:49
Speaker 4: Wow. You get points for it, I guess. Yeah.
00:59:51
Speaker 1: I mean, I never heard of that song.
00:59:53
Speaker 5: All right.
00:59:54
Speaker 4: It's fair.
00:59:55
Speaker 28: That was Meow from Lancaster.
00:59:57
Speaker 4: Al from Lancaster. By the way, just for you, Reggie.
00:59:59
Speaker 7: Okay.
01:00:00
Speaker 4: Oh, look at the camaraderie.
01:00:03
Speaker 2: Hey, boys, this is David.
01:00:06
Speaker 4: David?
01:00:06
Speaker 25: Casito from Brooklyn, Ohio again.
01:00:08
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn!
01:00:10
Speaker 25: Call episode 391 talking about the birthday shirt. Sorry, Brody, but, you know, I got to say that it wouldn't have been out on the counter if it wasn't the wrong shirt. So I kind of think that you should buy.
01:00:25
Speaker 8: Him another one.
01:00:26
Speaker 2: That's just my opinion.
01:00:27
Speaker 4: Well, I already did.
01:00:30
Speaker 2: That's it. I'll talk to you later.
01:00:32
Speaker 4: I appreciate that feedback. Thank you.
01:00:34
Speaker 1: Oh, he's back again.
01:00:36
Speaker 8: I know it's number four.
01:00:37
Speaker 21: Don't hit the jingle on me. Just to comment on what Brody said about the lifeguard closing early, the lifeguard shouldn't be closing the pool early. Like I said, I train them and I hire them. The lifeguard should be cleaning up after.
01:00:54
Speaker 17: The pool closes.
01:00:55
Speaker 21: They should not be cutting Brody's swim short because they feel like being out of there exactly when the pool closes. So on your side with.
01:01:02
Speaker 7: That one, Brody.
01:01:03
Speaker 6: And that means he's on my side When I come in at 10.55am For a breakfast sandwich You should be, yes Because the same rule applies, fuck you It's the same shit That's different, they gotta turn the grill over so that people can get lunch at 11 Nope The pool's closing and not turning it over for.
01:01:21
Speaker 4: The next batch of people Shut up, dick Hey.
01:01:23
Speaker 24: Brooklyn Boys, Kelly from Long Island Kelly from Long Island I wonder.
01:01:27
Speaker 20: If she knows Riffka On episode 390, talking about Sydney Sweeney And her ads for the betting app Gary, you need to shut up. I don't mean that in a mean way, but I have no offense against the images at all. However, there are plenty of women who have body morphia and see those ads and think low of themselves.
01:01:52
Speaker 4: Body dysmorphia.
01:01:53
Speaker 21: Yeah.
01:01:54
Speaker 20: God bless her. She has the body. She can do that. I wish I had the body to do that. However, you have to understand what women have been through through the lifetime and looking at their own bodies and growing up from elementary school to where they currently are today.
01:02:16
Speaker 6: They get that all around them. This has been going on their whole lives, unfortunately.
01:02:20
Speaker 1: There must have been terrible things that they've seen and they've experienced, and what are you going to do? But that doesn't mean she shouldn't be out there trying to make money for an app that she's invested in financially. She gets to do what she wants to do.
01:02:35
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean the world stops because other people have body dysmorphia. I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but this is something that's been going on for forever. And there are a lot of people dealing with a lot of issues out there.
01:02:48
Speaker 4: If people look at constant women, sexualizing themselves to sell things and hang, keeping their boot, right?
01:02:56
Speaker 21: Yes.
01:02:56
Speaker 7: I agree.
01:02:56
Speaker 4: Men look at it. If men look at it, women look at right. That affects the way they look at the women who aren't looking at the commercial, but they have to deal with the ramifications. of women being sexualized that objectifies them where they have to feel like my breasts aren't big enough or my ass isn't right. But how do you solve that? How do you solve that? I don't know how to solve that. I'm just saying, I mean, you can complain, you can be unhappy about anything. I can be unhappy about how, you know, uh, every, everybody, listen, everybody has it.
01:03:28
Speaker 8: Listen.
01:03:29
Speaker 4: And it's not just about body dysmorphia.
01:03:31
Speaker 1: It goes about any trigger anywhere ever.
01:03:34
Speaker 4: Okay.
01:03:34
Speaker 1: You could have a trigger for anorexia, right?
01:03:37
Speaker 6: You know, some, or you see something that makes you not want to eat or people are, everyone has a trigger in their life.
01:03:44
Speaker 1: There's, there's triggers all over the place. We deal with them and we see the trigger.
01:03:49
Speaker 4: If you have a trigger that you get, Like for me, I get nauseous when I think of ginger ale. But if someone else drinks ginger ale, it doesn't affect me. If someone sees a commercial for ginger ale, it doesn't affect me. But what's the solution? This isn't a podcast to figure out the solution for sexism. To you and me, it's a commercial with a hot girl. To other people, it's something else. And I think we beat it to death. And God bless her, let her make money. I don't gamble on sports because I have an addictive personality. I would lose all my money.
01:04:18
Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys, T-Way. Scary, do you listen when Brody is talking? I like how Brody talked about you selling your Rodecaster 1 to a Slice, me. I was the Slice. So the Slices can line up if they want to buy your Rodecaster 2 when the 3 comes out. And then Scary says... But I don't know. Will any of our slices even want to buy that? Like, dude, he literally just said that you sold it to a slice beforehand.
01:04:44
Speaker 5: No, no.
01:04:45
Speaker 6: You bought number one. But number two, I don't know if anybody would want to buy the second one.
01:04:49
Speaker 8: Why?
01:04:50
Speaker 4: Someone bought one. He might want to buy number two.
01:04:52
Speaker 8: No.
01:04:53
Speaker 6: I just don't think we want to upgrade. I think the fact that you bought it is phenomenal. It's an anomaly. It's great. But I don't think there's a big market out there for road casters. I think we found the one person in our audience who could have used one. And that was you, by the way, how's that roadcaster doing there?
01:05:11
Speaker 4: T white.
01:05:12
Speaker 1: Is it still serving you?
01:05:13
Speaker 4: Well, the new one gotta be better than the new one. Piece of crap.
01:05:17
Speaker 11: Also, it's not a sports podcast, but the Browns deserve everything that they get with the Deshaun Watson situation, because the scandal predates giving him a crap ton of guaranteed money. So whatever they get out of the situation, they deserve it.
01:05:33
Speaker 4: There is an update, by the way, which I'll update on the Brooklyn Boys. He's been great the past two games.
01:05:39
Speaker 10: Yeah.
01:05:40
Speaker 1: I mean, holy crap.
01:05:41
Speaker 4: So they never get their money's worth, but at least he's playing better.
01:05:45
Speaker 2: Okay.
01:05:47
Speaker 4: Oh, here he is. How is he always at the end?
01:05:52
Speaker 22: But hey, Scary Jones, if I stop you in the middle of the street and we're in front of Sadel's and I say, hey, Scary Jones, free lunch in Sadel's, whatever you want, Let me download an application on this phone, on your phone.
01:06:07
Speaker 2: Would you say no? I think not. Scary Jones wants a lunch.
01:06:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, that may be a way to trick me. Yeah, he's right.
01:06:15
Speaker 8: You know what?
01:06:16
Speaker 4: If it was a better restaurant, I might let you download something. But Scary doesn't need the money. He didn't give a shit about a free lunch.
01:06:22
Speaker 22: He broke and posted all this. And he sold his product to Scary. Okay, Scary Jones. In the AI conversation.
01:06:29
Speaker 3: Here we go.
01:06:30
Speaker 22: And you're saying, oh, you're either a cynical or you're whatever. No.
01:06:36
Speaker 1: Okay.
01:06:36
Speaker 11: Scary Jones.
01:06:37
Speaker 2: If something happens in the morning show, right?
01:06:41
Speaker 22: And the clocks run now and the song is not playing and something's going on. Do you blame Garrett or do you blame Scottie B or do you take the blame on yourself?
01:06:51
Speaker 4: That is the question.
01:06:54
Speaker 2: Depends.
01:06:54
Speaker 1: If it came from my studio, it's my fault. But there's other... Scotty runs the local... There's other factors involved. So that can't really... It's an open-ended question.
01:07:05
Speaker 22: So before the CEO takes the blame, they know chat.
01:07:10
Speaker 2: GPT and whatever the other fuck.
01:07:12
Speaker 4: And then the other one, I don't care.
01:07:14
Speaker 22: The AI, when they have realized we have created something that has no limit, no open limit, no higher limit.
01:07:22
Speaker 4: This thing will lie to you. We create the license.
01:07:24
Speaker 22: We create a backstory to back up the lie. So they say, you know what? I'm going to tell the government, put some regulations. And if, if bypasses, it's not our fault, then it's also not our fault. That, That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to cover up their assets. And before you say anything, Scary Jones, because I see you bubbling. You're jumping at the beat. I'm going to beat you with a dead horse.
01:07:51
Speaker 2: Okay? AI doesn't think about you as a person.
01:07:54
Speaker 22: You are a number. And let's just say it comes onto your bank account, which is just a number, and empties out of your bank account.
01:08:02
Speaker 4: Would you be okay with it?
01:08:03
Speaker 2: Or how about your credit history? Let's just say it gives you a.
01:08:06
Speaker 5: Huh?
01:08:11
Speaker 4: Okay, continue.
01:08:13
Speaker 22: So, last talk back, I promise. Brody, you should ask your friend over there with the new shirt in the girl's size. Does the cleaning lady has a young daughter? Maybe a husky daughter who uses an extra large shirt? Because what the fuck is she dumping in this shirt? And why can it not be clean?
01:08:34
Speaker 4: Where is this?
01:08:35
Speaker 22: 1990 where, you know, you dump some red wine and, oh my God, your shirt's ruined.
01:08:41
Speaker 4: I don't know what was dumped on there. I was told it was cleaning supplies. But even then, it can't be returned as new to get me my refund.
01:08:49
Speaker 13: No.
01:08:50
Speaker 4: It's ruined.
01:08:51
Speaker 1: Brody's screwed. He's out the extra money. Should he choose to have bought him the shirt?
01:08:57
Speaker 4: That's what I get for buying a Yankees shirt. That's the problem. God, it's nasty.
01:09:04
Speaker 11: Brody and Scary, it's Alice from Philly.
01:09:06
Speaker 5: I'm usually on Brody's side, but this time when it comes to the shirt and.
01:09:10
Speaker 21: Birthday gift, I think Brody messed up and you gotta take the L.
01:09:14
Speaker 1: Gotta take the L. And the last one from her as we wind up this... episode of Slice Time?
01:09:23
Speaker 5: Alice from Philly Part 2.
01:09:25
Speaker 8: Yep.
01:09:26
Speaker 11: So I think the.
01:09:27
Speaker 14: Bigger issue is because you trusted him with a return, that's kind of your fault. So I think you gotta just eat the $ 40 and.
01:09:36
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
01:09:40
Speaker 28: I don't think I'd ask him.
01:09:41
Speaker 8: To pay for it.
01:09:42
Speaker 14: It was his birthday gift and that's like a double mess up because you fumbled the gift giving in the first place.
01:09:47
Speaker 21: You might just have to eat it.
01:09:48
Speaker 7: Eat it, Brody.
01:09:49
Speaker 1: Eat the $ 45.
01:09:51
Speaker 4: Come on, man.
01:09:52
Speaker 7: Do it.
01:09:52
Speaker 8: Do it.
01:09:53
Speaker 4: Do it. Just let me say I couldn't have done the return myself because we don't live near each other. So I wasn't going to see him again that I would get the shirt from him to do the return. But either way, the shirt was ruined within a day and a half of him getting it. So that wasn't an option. But as far as the... Yeah, okay.
01:10:14
Speaker 7: Wow.
01:10:14
Speaker 6: Brody's going to come out of pocket twice. For a Yankee shirt, no less. What is this world coming to? That's the part that's getting me.
01:10:23
Speaker 4: That's the part.
01:10:24
Speaker 2: Brooklyn boys.
01:10:25
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for your talkbacks today. That was a pretty good episode.
01:10:30
Speaker 18: Yeah.
01:10:33
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions.
01:10:34
Speaker 27: Talk who's wrong, who's right.
01:10:37
Speaker 4: This podcast all depends on you.
01:10:39
Speaker 2: Talk facts are phenomenal.
01:10:41
Speaker 8: Baby.
01:10:41
Speaker 4: Tell all the things you could be on.
01:10:43
Speaker 18: It's sliced time.
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Speaker 16: Free dessert.