The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #390

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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions. Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you. Talkbacks are phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Tell all the friends.

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Speaker 4: Who could be on.

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Speaker 5: It's Slice Time.

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Speaker 1: Free dessert.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode 390 and beyond.

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Speaker 1: What's up, David Brody? What's up, Scary Jones? Happy whatever day of the week it is as we listen to the listeners' feedback. Exactly. And slices. We got a lot of feedback this week. I opened up the page. I'm like, whoa! Who broke a window? My God.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I hope it's all positive. I hope so, too. We had a very reactionary episode. It was a very serious debate. It wasn't the lightheartedness we normally have. It was dynamic. It was explosive. It was everything I love in a podcast. Sounds like diarrhea, by the way, the way you're describing it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well, anyway, this is the show about the show. This is not the main show. This is the side show. This is the show that belongs to you, the people, the slices of America. Thank you so much for participating, because without you, this would not be possible. If you listen to the iHeartRadio app, click on the microphone and leave us a talkback. That's how these people did what you're about to hear.

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Speaker 1: Was that concise? That was good. Okay. All right. Moving forward. As you can see, we're trying to cram as much as we can in a little bit of time.

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Speaker 9: What up, B-Boys? It's Fern in Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back.

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Speaker 10: Scary, I'm just listening to the recent episode.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about.

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Speaker 10: Your GLP journey here. I'm not sure if you recall, I started.

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Speaker 7: Mine in February, and I went from 255.

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Speaker 10: Down to 231. Just curious to see.

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Speaker 1: Where you're at, buddy.

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Speaker 10: Keep it up, man. Love y'all.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for asking. Tell us your weight. My weight? Well, I'll tell you, I'm down close to 30 pounds. That's not what I asked.

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Speaker 6: I'm down close to 30 pounds. Nope, that's your weight loss. Taking my orderly meds, my GLP-1s. Yeah, but I said, tell us your weight.

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Speaker 1: He asked. Well, he asked.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It says the weight doesn't matter. It matters. He told us the weight. It matters how much you lose, right? Yes, that's correct. It's proportion. Yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Down 30. That's excellent, Scary. Very nice.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: We're from Ohio.

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Speaker 8: Brody, Brody, Brody.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually a former lifeguard.

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Speaker 13: Oh.

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Speaker 12: That's why I mentioned all that about paperwork and getting your ass out of the pool. So if the $ 50 million system doesn't glitch all the time and half the words get glitched out, fix that shit.

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Speaker 1: Because the audio is off.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: His audio system is clearly satanic. By the way, if he's a lifeguard, why can't he get away from the crickets? Can you swim away from them? Good question.

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Speaker 14: Brooklyn boy, DP from NC with the motherfucking background noise. Anyway, I'm about seven minutes into the newest episode of Slice.

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Speaker 1: Time, and Scary's about to pop his motherfucking top. Anyway, Scary, I didn't say Charleston was a bad place. Charleston is probably the nicest place.

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Speaker 10: On the coast of South Carolina.

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Speaker 14: I got a cousin that goes to college down there, and then, you know, they.

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Speaker 1: Live there full time. But I don't know. I prefer, I've been to Myrtle Beach Pool a few times. I just prefer North Carolina.

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Speaker 14: Anyway, Scary, all I was trying to say is to come check out the.

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Speaker 9: North Carolina coast.

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Speaker 1: You'll prefer it a lot better. It's more boozy.

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Speaker 10: I mean, there's a lot of restaurants and shit.

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Speaker 14: There's probably nicer restaurants in Charleston than there is here.

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Speaker 15: There's a lot of mom-and-pop restaurants.

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Speaker 14: But at least you won't have to, you know, like, box a crackhead.

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Speaker 10: If you go anywhere besides Charleston, you know?

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Speaker 1: If you go to, like, Carolina Beach or.

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Speaker 14: Something like that, you can ride down to, like, Curry Beach and shit and.

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Speaker 1: Not have to box a crackhead.

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Speaker 14: But you can't do that around South Carolina.

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 16: I'm done talking shit about South Carolina now.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, this is the last thing I'm going to say. If you're going to go to South Carolina, it's just one of.

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Speaker 16: Those places where if you got a gun, you bring it.

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Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

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Speaker 14: North Carolina got a bunch of drug addicts and drunks and everything else.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, it is what it is. But South Carolina, you just, like, triple it.

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Speaker 10: He's, uh.

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Speaker 1: He's, um... He's... He's quite the spokesperson for South Carolina.

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Speaker 6: I also think that he's reigniting the Civil War. North Carolina versus South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't the Civil War. They were both on the same side. North Carolina was part of the South at that point? Still is.

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Speaker 6: I thought the demarcation line, I thought North was on the North and South was on the South. Pretty sure that that's where the line was.

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Speaker 1: I could be wrong.

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Speaker 6: Once again, that's what we have chat GPT and computers for. It's the Mason-Dixon line. The Mason-Dixon line. Yeah, where is that there, Brody? Where is that Mason-Dixon line?

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Speaker 1: You always pass it when you drive to Florida.

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Speaker 2: Hold on.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but maybe it's between the north and the south. I could be wrong. Maybe they're both on the south.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: No, the Mason-Dixon line is above Maryland. Oh, shit. Wow. Okay, then. All right, then.

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old cowboy, Trucker here one more time. Yes, sirree, Bobberino.

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Speaker 8: Woo!

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Speaker 1: You know, Brody, you are correct. You are correct as usual.

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Speaker 9: I made a mistake, and I referred to the ladies' breasts as cannons, you know, on the last episode of Slash Time there. And, you know, they're not cannons, okay? They're more like cannons. cannonballs, you know, nice and round. But as time goes on, you know, the law of gravity kicks in, you know, and some of these broads, you know, these young ladies, these beautiful women, you know, they'll take their thing off and all the way down to the ground. And then they look more like cannons because they're long, but they're pointing down towards their feet.

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Speaker 17: You know.

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Speaker 9: I swear, one time I went to go visit a friend of mine at the hospital, and I walked into the wrong room, and there was this poor old gal. I walked in on her without her gown on. Boy, I'll tell you, boy, those things are pointing straight into her feet. Yeah, I'll tell you, those things were pointing straight down, and they were so low, I thought she was getting ready to play hacky sack or something. I tell you, she almost shot her. She could have shot her foot off. It was a real cannon, but, you know, I got out of there before she picked one up and shot me in the eye or something, you know. But anyway, I shouldn't have referred to them as cannons. They're more like cannonballs.

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Speaker 1: You are correct, Mr. Brody, and I.

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Speaker 9: Do apologize to all the ladies out there, and I love you all, and adioso.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, man. Thank you. We appreciate you, Trucker.

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Speaker 6: By the way, just a little bit of a history refresher for you, Skiri.

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Speaker 10: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Virginia was the northernmost state in the Confederacy. Ah, okay. So south of Virginia, it was... Virginia and south of it and west of it was the Confederacy. Okay. Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas. All right. Texas. Didn't realize that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You thought North Carolina was part of the North because of the.

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Speaker 18: Word North in it?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm still talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Does that mean South Dakota was part of the Southern Confederacy? Okay, all right, all right. I knew I shouldn't have stopped. How about South Dakota? All right, goodbye.

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Speaker 18: DP from NC. Let's not count out all the beaches. First, what kind of syringes? Like, what are we talking about here? What kind of syringes?

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Speaker 3: You know, there's... Fair question.

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Speaker 18: When I was a kid, my parents wouldn't have let me take a boyfriend on my vacation. Well, that's because I didn't have a boyfriend. I didn't become a slut until I was in my 30s.

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Speaker 1: Okay, at least she's honest. That's fair.

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Speaker 13: I haven't heard from Jamie in a while.

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Speaker 1: I have a great example of how sizes are all fucked up.

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Speaker 13: I ordered a hoodie online. I got in the mail, and I really liked it, so I decided to order another one.

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Speaker 1: Another one.

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Speaker 13: Same size, same cut, same style. The only thing that was different was the color, and yet somehow the second hoodie fit bigger than the first, even though everything but the color was the same.

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Speaker 1: Okay. It could happen. Shitty companies have no size control.

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Speaker 18: Brody, I really wish.

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Speaker 1: Much like who? people who have no size control. That's all.

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Speaker 18: Brody, I really wish you could come to the Dunkin' Donuts in Patterson. Not that anyone would ever want to, but I would love your reaction on the whole every time I get to the drive-thru window. Oh, hon, can you please just drive back and forth? Drive back and forth in the window for my timer.

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Speaker 17: Oh.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, let me back up into the cars behind me and then come forward again. And yeah, I'm bad at accents. I don't know what accent.

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Speaker 17: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Now I was, uh, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh, so in that great, she can tell her boss, look, I got customers out every four seconds.

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Speaker 1: Just rock.

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Speaker 6: You just rock forward and backwards, forward and backwards. Here's another, here's another idea. Fucking work faster.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. That's all I get. I'll tell you boss that it's not possible. It's not my job to back the car up and pull the car forward because you're on a timer. It's not, I feel bad, but make the food fast.

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Speaker 2: John from Washington State, guys, hey, it's pretty funny hearing Scary say, hey, just let the guys talk. I think he's starting to stand up to Brody because he's always freaking interrupting everything, whether, you know, Scary can't tell a story at all without him interrupting everyone.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's not true. My God, did you never.

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Speaker 2: you're always interrupting his stories always it's ridiculous i love you guys more than anything but brody is getting old man i've been listening to you guys for a long ass time and it's getting old i don't.

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Speaker 19: Interrupt people hey brooklyn boys nick.

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Speaker 15: From washington i'm gentlemen i'm sorry i'm late to the party but i'm just i kept listening about the nephew lucas and um I think I kind of get that he's going to miss his girlfriend or he missed his girlfriend and blah, blah, blah. But as a family member, as an uncle, I think you can just, you know, break it down to him.

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Speaker 10: So, first of all.

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Speaker 10: First of all, so many.

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Speaker 19: Parents, they wish they can take their child or teenage child to a vacation in Greece and Montenegro. That sounds pretty fucking spectacular, regardless of how introverted the teenager thinks this, you know, trip is going to be. Second of all, second of all, Well, I think it's a true blessing to have a family and have a family like that. A loving family where parents want to take their teenage boy kid to a nice, fancy vacation to Greece and Montenegro. That's pretty freaking awesome.

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Speaker 10: Like, you know, there's a lot of love in this family. You need to acknowledge that. And the last one, it's the grandpa.

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Speaker 1: That's right. My father.

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Speaker 10: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Every minute's precious.

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Speaker 19: And he has the grandfather who is still very involved in the family life.

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Speaker 10: He wants to spend time with the whole family.

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Speaker 19: And that includes nephew Lucas, who has nothing to do with that because of his.

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Speaker 10: 17-year-old girlfriend. Okay, Mr. Big Shot. Today she's here, and guess what?

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Speaker 19: In two months, she might move on and date some guy who's 10 years older than her and has a fancy sports car.

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Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? All right. Thank you. Thank you.

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Speaker 20: All right.

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Speaker 21: Hey, Hannah from North Carolina.

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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.

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Speaker 18: New Jersey.

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Speaker 21: I want to comment on a talkback that another guy left, the guy that lives in North Carolina with all the noise. I think what he's saying is Charleston is six hours from his house, and he can go to all these other places that are only four hours from his house.

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Speaker 13: Maybe that's what he's saying.

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Speaker 21: I live on the coast in North Carolina, which is four hours from Charleston, and I've never been there either.

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 6: I would just think that since it's all on land and it could all be done by car, that event at some point during your life, you would have made the four hour drive because you were curious. That's all I was really saying to DC from NC. That's what his name is, by the way. And for you too, I'm kind of shocked. I feel like, you know, driving four to six hours in any direction at some point in your life is not, wouldn't you be curious? I mean, I feel like it's not something that's, insurmountable.

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Speaker 21: Hannah again, but I have not never been to Charleston, South Carolina. I have driven through South Carolina. Uh, but that is because I drive back to Jersey a lot, which I know is crazy.

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Speaker 10: Uh, Anyway, maybe that's what he meant.

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Speaker 8: Not sure.

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Speaker 6: In fact, Elvis from the big show went, and every time I've been telling him and another five or six people that I told I'm going to Charleston, they all say the same thing. It is magnificent. It's going to blow your doors off.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have the.

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Speaker 6: Best time and awesome food, and it's a can't miss. And for me, I'm embarrassed that at 52, I've never been there.

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Speaker 1: And here I am in New York City saying that, much more than four hours away. I'm just saying. I think DP from NC made it clear why he doesn't go to South Carolina. I'm just saying. No, but Charleston is different.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you need to, like— be, you know, but I don't think he wants, I don't think he wants to travel through to get there.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to ride dirty. It's also six hours. He'd rather go North to, you know, all right. I'm just saying, explore your world. Sometimes at some point you're going to have a staycation. Exciting.

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Speaker 20: All right.

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Speaker 1: Boys podcast. We will be right back. By the way, to reference the caller earlier who said it's getting old that I interrupt scary. Uh, I can appreciate that you don't love it, but when you say something's getting old, you imply that it's deliberate. It's not a bit. It's not like, oh, I'm going to do this bit that's getting old. Yeah, it's not a bit. That's unfortunately the way my brain works. I'm working on it. Yeah, he's got diarrhea of the mouth. No, I've got a problem with my brain, so I can't help it sometimes. And I'll forget if I don't interrupt.

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Speaker 6: That's my problem. Work harder to be a professional podcaster, David Brody. That's what he's trying to say.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not what he's saying, but I'm working on it. Here we go.

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Speaker 10: Next call.

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Speaker 1: The caller there.

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Speaker 13: Hey, boys, Jamie from Queens.

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 13: Again, you guys were talking about Skiri holding his nose while he jumps into the pool. Honestly, who gives a flying space fuck if he does?

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 13: If that's what makes him comfortable, then fine.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you do, just talk all over the talk back so I can't hear you.

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Speaker 1: I fit it in where you can still hear her. Can we listen to her in peace, please? God damn you. Are you done? Are you done? Getting old.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queens again. You guys were talking about Skiri holding his nose while he jumps into the pool. Honestly, who gives a flying space fuck if he does? If that's what makes him comfortable, then fine.

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Speaker 8: Let him be.

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Speaker 13: There's other things you can jokingly poke fun at him for. That's not one of them. It's not childish to do it. It's childish for some of the women to be like, that's such an egg. That's a minor thing and nothing to get an egg over.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she does it too. I love that. Thank you, Jamie. Where do you draw the line though? Team hold your nose. What if scary wears like floaties on his arms? Is that okay? All right. That's different.

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Speaker 8: Vinny from Brooklyn here.

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Speaker 1: About to see.

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Speaker 8: Me.

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Speaker 1: Stop.

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Speaker 5: Trying to do the mental gymnastics to justify it, Brody.

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Speaker 1: Between me and you and everybody.

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Speaker 5: Else listening, we know exactly why.

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Speaker 1: They're having an issue with it.

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Speaker 5: It's the same reason why they had an issue with everything that she.

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Speaker 1: Did last year.

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Speaker 8: It's because she's a Republican.

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Speaker 1: And she's an... outward conservative, and that's the only issue. If this was Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 5: Doing it, they'd be jumping from the fucking rooftops.

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Speaker 1: Taylor wouldn't, though. That's the difference.

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Speaker 6: If it was Taylor Swift, people would be screaming from the rooftops and praising her on how brave she is and everything else.

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Speaker 5: We all know that the hate on Sydney Sweeney was as soon as she came out as a conservative, and it all started with the American Eagle advertisement.

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Speaker 1: With the good genes stuff. People are butthurt. That's what it comes down to.

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Speaker 5: And it has nothing to do with woman empowerment or has nothing to do with woman empowerment or not woman empowerment or tearing women down. Has everything to do with the woke mob will attack anyone that's conservative regardless of what they do. She could have found the cure for cancer but because she's a conservative she's evil according to the woke mob. But It is what it is. We accept it. That's why she laughs in the face of it.

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Speaker 22: So do we.

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Speaker 1: And that's it.

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Speaker 10: All right, Brody.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to move on to the next one, unless you want to comment.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to try to keep this quick and less political than I might want to say. I didn't give my opinion on the commercial. I just gave my opinion on why some people are upset about the commercial.

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Speaker 1: However, you can't. It's okay. I think what Vinny's trying to say. No, no, no. I know exactly what he's trying to say. He was very clear what he said. He wasn't, but he wasn't pinning it on you. He used English words and we all know what he said. I'm just going to make a commentary on, on what he said. People like to make up excuses that fit their, their, their, their way of thinking and, and blame it on that.

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Speaker 23: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So Vinny doesn't understand why women are upset.

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Speaker 17: Right?

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Speaker 1: So Vinny figures out it's gotta be political.

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Speaker 6: Young women who play women's sports don't give a fuck that her family has a political leaning.

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Speaker 1: They're upset for women reasons. Now, again, not giving my opinion on the women reasons, but it's demeaning to assume that women can't be upset as women. It has nothing to do with being woke. There's no woke mob. That's not what the word means. Women don't want to be sexualized. Some of them. Some.

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Speaker 6: But the question was Vinny's trying to point it Vinny's saying it's political. Which faction of women are offended? Which faction of women don't want to be sexualized? Because there's also a bigger faction of women. There's a bigger faction of women that I know, that I hang out with, that fucking love it. But he's just trying to put it into political corners and compartments, which.

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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily agree with. I think, though, a study should be done on which faction of women, Brody, are you talking about specifically feel sexualized, demonized, I'll tell you who I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about you said only ugly women are offended, and he's saying only liberal women are offended. So neither of you is right. Women who don't want women to be sexualized and use their tits to advertise are the ones that feel, hey, you know what? There was a time, Skiri, when the conservative political party were the ones offended by nudity. They were the ones offended by the sexualization of women. And the left-leaning part of the country was like, oh, be free, throw your boobs around. So I don't know, nor do I care enough about this incident to have an opinion of my own, because I'm not a woman. But it's no different than, I'm just going to throw it out there, I'm not giving my opinion on this person. Some people will say, nobody hated Trump until he was president, they only hate him because he's a Republican. People hate Trump for what he does and what he did before he was president. If you're from New York, you know what he did. But people like to say, he's great. They only hate him because he's... You can't just blame politics for everything. Sometimes it's the actions of a person that genuinely are the reason people are upset. I'm not saying I have an opinion, but women are genuinely upset, not because it's Sidney Sweeney, but she uses her platform.

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Speaker 6: to sell using her body. God bless her. And by the way, God bless her is right. Let her do that.

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Speaker 1: Let her do it. Who cares? Who are we to judge? Well, we're men who stare at boobs. Yeah, and she's.

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Speaker 6: Promoting the sports betting app for men. And again, we're not debating this.

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Speaker 1: Mission accomplished. I don't want to get into this.

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to just bring up, now just touch on the Taylor Swift thing. To say if it was Taylor Swift, people wouldn't get upset. Taylor Swift wouldn't do it. She creates content.

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Speaker 1: She's an artist. She doesn't use her. She doesn't show her boobs in commercials. But if she did, people would then be upset because that's not her image. So it isn't about her politics. I'm sure if a liberal had big boobs and did the commercial, liberals might still get upset that she's letting down her image. It's not political. Let's not. Let's not gloss over women being upset and saying, you're just upset because she's political. I don't even know what her politics were. And the jeans thing, people were upset about the jeans thing because the verbiage of that commercial sounded like Nazi propaganda. About genes and what was the term they used? Oh, the master race. Not in the commercial, but it was the genetic makeup of people that she was blonde-haired and blue-eyed. It had nothing to do with politics. We're only on page one. I can imagine how many more talkbacks. All right, here we go. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Welcome to the two-hour version of Slice Time. What I don't want to do is now have talkbacks about the talkbacks and this. Let's just move on from Sidney Sweeney. Move on. Brooklyn, boys, y'all already know who it is, DP from NC with the.

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Speaker 14: Motherfucking background noise. I got a couple of things to say real quick. First off, Brody, you're going to hate this one, but yo, scary. I know that it's a few days late now, but what happened Tuesday morning with the big show?

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Speaker 10: I was listening.

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Speaker 1: Live, what I rarely do, and.

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Speaker 16: It sounds like y'all were live when the show started.

00:23:34
Speaker 1: I don't know if my last one came through or not.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 24: Okay.

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Speaker 1: We're going to stop this. All right. Moving on.

00:23:40
Speaker 6: We're not, this is not about the big show. This is slice time from your friends, the Brooklyn boys.

00:23:45
Speaker 1: Remember us? We am scary on Instagram.

00:23:48
Speaker 17: Yeah.

00:23:48
Speaker 1: If you have questions about.

00:23:49
Speaker 6: This, this isn't just, uh, let's use this public forum to, to talk about something I could just answer in a DM.

00:23:56
Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.

00:23:57
Speaker 10: Also, Brooklyn Boys.

00:23:58
Speaker 1: Yes, sir. I just got.

00:24:01
Speaker 16: Elvis Duran's book on Audible, and I started listening to it today that I'm leaving the fucking top back Thursday, whatever the.

00:24:07
Speaker 10: Fuck this is.

00:24:09
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm listening to the book.

00:24:10
Speaker 10: I'm a few hours into it.

00:24:12
Speaker 1: Brody, fucking, oh, Elvis talked very highly about you, dog. He talked real, real highly about you.

00:24:19
Speaker 16: He said Scary had to wear a shirt and said that he wouldn't forget his fucking pencil or some shit.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: But he talked real polite about you, Brody. He said some nice things about you. I think he mentioned my freckled arm, if I remember correctly. He might have. That he looks forward to when I reach forward with jokes with my freckled arm. Brody, don't press that fucking button.

00:24:39
Speaker 25: Oh, boy.

00:24:41
Speaker 1: On your side.

00:24:42
Speaker 14: Anyway, thank you for saying what I was thinking the whole motherfucking time. It's scary with yelling about attractive women and ugly women have the same opportunities.

00:24:49
Speaker 16: It's pretty fucking obvious that attractive women have better opportunities than ugly women.

00:24:54
Speaker 14: I mean, I won't go, I won't go and just call in and call out Lizzo like that, but also that Megan Trainor bitch, all about the bass bitch. Everybody was talking about a big girl in the music business.

00:25:06
Speaker 26: That being said, I don't hate nobody.

00:25:09
Speaker 1: Let him finish.

00:25:09
Speaker 14: I love everybody, not really.

00:25:11
Speaker 16: I don't hate nobody, but I don't love nobody either.

00:25:13
Speaker 1: But I ain't got no problem.

00:25:14
Speaker 17: With no women.

00:25:15
Speaker 14: I know I used the word bitch like seven times in that last talk, but my hate's for everybody.

00:25:21
Speaker 19: I mean, fuck it.

00:25:22
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, buddy. That's been five. And then the other three. Come on, DC. Come on, man. Help us out here. It's DP from NC. DP from NC. And remember, when you say you don't hate nobody, that means you hate everybody.

00:25:35
Speaker 8: Exactly.

00:25:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:25:36
Speaker 17: Hey, Scary and Brody, this is... They're from Michigan, calling on the doctor's visit. As a woman, they're required to have a second person in the room when we have our gynecological exams.

00:25:53
Speaker 1: So I guess I'm pretty immune to it.

00:25:56
Speaker 17: But good for you for saying something and letting him know that, you know, we are all.

00:26:03
Speaker 8: Medical professionals and we need some explaining.

00:26:06
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you.

00:26:10
Speaker 20: By the way, the Edison bulb is actually a bulb that you can see the filament.

00:26:17
Speaker 1: It's like that old school look of the bulb.

00:26:20
Speaker 20: It's clear and you can see the internals of what's working.

00:26:23
Speaker 1: Now they're LED, so it's not the same.

00:26:26
Speaker 5: But they have that nice old-timey, industrial kind of look.

00:26:30
Speaker 1: That's what an Edison bulb is.

00:26:32
Speaker 27: Yes.

00:26:33
Speaker 6: By the way, Scary did not realize that was DP from NC.

00:26:38
Speaker 1: That was not, that was Steve. I mean, I'm Steve. No, that's, no, that was, what's his face?

00:26:43
Speaker 9: Vinny.

00:26:44
Speaker 1: That was Vinny. You sure? Yeah, that was Vinny. That background noise, that background noise. No? Yeah, he's trying to be DP from NC. Oh, sorry, Vinny. He's, yeah, that was Vinny.

00:26:55
Speaker 28: And Steve from Queens again.

00:26:56
Speaker 5: Oh, thank God.

00:26:56
Speaker 28: 10 minutes later, you guys are talking about Shawschlongs and Brody trying not to get an.

00:27:02
Speaker 1: Erection with the doctor. Oh, thank God the world is back to normal.

00:27:06
Speaker 28: It was touch and go there for a while, but we're back to penis jokes and Brody and Scary making each other laugh.

00:27:14
Speaker 1: Chef's kiss. Oh, good. It's funny. He's happy that we stopped talking about Sidney Sweeney and started talking about erections.

00:27:23
Speaker 23: Yes.

00:27:23
Speaker 1: Seems like all the same topic to me. Exactly. It's pretty much one and the same, no?

00:27:28
Speaker 28: No, you were right. Brody's not paying attention to when he gets in the water. He is holding his breath because otherwise if he was just living and he would be breathing, the water would go up his nose. No magic thing where he just is breathing normal and the water doesn't go up his nose. Anytime you enter a submerged environment... where you don't have direct access to air, you will naturally hold your breath. He just doesn't know he's doing it. So you were right on that one. He's holding his breath when he gets in the water. Poor scary man. You're getting it hard today.

00:27:57
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's me again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:01
Speaker 8: Hold on.

00:28:01
Speaker 1: Hold on.

00:28:03
Speaker 19: Jesus.

00:28:03
Speaker 1: You're getting it hard today. That's, that's a great line. Um, I, so there's a difference between going and holding my breath and just not breathing. So I'm not breathing in, but I'm not holding my breath necessarily. I'm not going and then dive into the stop breathing. I just, yeah, I just jump in. I don't think about it, but I'm not going, I just don't, I don't inhale when I hit the water. That would be silly.

00:28:28
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, it's me again. You know, Brody, concerning your trip over to the dick pick doctor or the prick doctor, you know, I tell you, man, that definitely be embarrassing. I tell you what, yes, sir, you know, having a woman doctor checking out your junk there, you know, especially after it's been in its cage all day long, you know, all shriveled up and sweaty and smelly. Boy, that'd be embarrassing.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd go through with it. Boy, I tell you what... Hey, boy, that would be something awful.

00:29:00
Speaker 9: But, uh, you know what, you know, Brody, I want to ask you a question, and be honest here, okay, because this would change everything, okay?

00:29:08
Speaker 1: I want to know.

00:29:09
Speaker 10: Here goes.

00:29:10
Speaker 8: Did she have big knockers?

00:29:11
Speaker 1: Ah, did she have big cannonballs?

00:29:13
Speaker 17: Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:29:14
Speaker 9: Come on, because if she had big knockers and big old cannonballs, boy, I would definitely do the exam. I'd probably go for a follow-up visit every other week.

00:29:23
Speaker 1: Boy, I'll tell you what those big knockers drive me wild.

00:29:25
Speaker 19: Wow.

00:29:26
Speaker 9: He is.

00:29:30
Speaker 29: Hey.

00:29:31
Speaker 1: Hi. Thank you for the Brumski sound effect.

00:29:35
Speaker 10: Cocaine.

00:29:35
Speaker 1: The motorboat. Hell of a drug. Thank you, trucker.

00:29:41
Speaker 10: Hey, Brooklyn.

00:29:42
Speaker 29: You boys, Rilo from Boca calling Episode 390. And you skipped the plot here. The reason why they're upset is because she's a conservative.

00:29:50
Speaker 10: White woman.

00:29:51
Speaker 29: If she was a liberal leftist woman with pink hair or blue hair, nobody would care. And it's obvious why Brody's on the side because he's a leftist too. And he supports all this nonsense and he's a full feminist. He's coming up with all these arguments, which are all nonsense. It's all because she's conservative, not because she's hot.

00:30:08
Speaker 1: We're just going to keep moving on, folks.

00:30:10
Speaker 6: And by the way, anyone with blue hair or pink hair, that's such a lost cliche. Who has blue or pink hair? I, I, Okay, I'm just going to keep going.

00:30:23
Speaker 1: Goodbye.

00:30:23
Speaker 6: Let's just keep it going. Let's move on. I'd rather move on than comment. Because if I comment, we're just going to sit here all afternoon.

00:30:31
Speaker 1: I got to go. We got stuff to do. Got to go. Moving on.

00:30:34
Speaker 10: Rilo from Boca again. Last talk back of the day.

00:30:37
Speaker 29: Brody, you're putting yourself forward as some sort of a bread connoisseur and naming all these things. But then when asked, you're saying you wouldn't pay more than $ 3 for a good loaf of sourdough bread. Now explain to me, where in Brooklyn are you getting sourdough.

00:30:52
Speaker 10: Bread for $ 3 for 2026?

00:30:54
Speaker 1: I live in New York for 36 years.

00:30:56
Speaker 29: I don't remember where you can get that price.

00:31:00
Speaker 1: Okay. I was talking about Italian bread and French bread.

00:31:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:31:03
Speaker 1: I don't buy sourdough bread, but more importantly, I would pay $ 3 for a slice of it. I was talking about how they sell slices of sourdough.

00:31:10
Speaker 6: Yeah, the slice is like $ 10, $ 15, whatever it is.

00:31:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would pay $ 3 for the slice. No, I'm not getting a whole sourdough, but if I was not clear on that, I apologize.

00:31:19
Speaker 6: By the way, I walked by that bakery yesterday, and I was tempted to buy the $ 60 loaf.

00:31:24
Speaker 1: You were tempted by the fruit of another, Squeeze.

00:31:26
Speaker 10: I was.

00:31:26
Speaker 1: Thank you, Squeeze. Of course you were. All right, we'll be right back.

00:31:28
Speaker 8: The Book and Boys Podcast with Skiri and Brody.

00:31:33
Speaker 1: Where do we leave off?

00:31:34
Speaker 18: Skiri, stop. sexualizing all these women. It's disgusting how you are sexualizing these strangers and you're not sexualizing me.

00:31:44
Speaker 7: What is going on?

00:31:45
Speaker 8: I'm here.

00:31:46
Speaker 1: What about me? You're right in front of me. Okay.

00:31:51
Speaker 30: Yep.

00:31:51
Speaker 13: Yeah.

00:31:52
Speaker 1: All right. You're next. And Des bombs is after that.

00:31:55
Speaker 18: I love Brody. I don't have time for offended people.

00:32:05
Speaker 1: I like that.

00:32:05
Speaker 6: She leaves, like, six-second talkbacks sometimes. That's cool, too, you know? You don't have to take up the full 30 seconds, you know?

00:32:12
Speaker 25: Yeah, I'm commenting on this Cindy Sweeney advertisement shit. She's hot as hell, and I'm straight. I would definitely bang her. But as a female athlete, I would be pissed. She does not belong in these ads and I don't think it's right. And I understand the anger that is coming.

00:32:38
Speaker 10: Out from everybody.

00:32:41
Speaker 1: Except she's advertising a sports betting app. Let's not lose sight of that.

00:32:45
Speaker 10: Hey guys, Nikki again.

00:32:49
Speaker 25: Another point, when female athletes pose naked on these magazines, it's to show their beautiful muscles and that they are athletes. Sydney Sweeney is not a fucking athlete, bro. She's just a hot chick in cute clothes that men are going to like.

00:33:10
Speaker 10: It's a totally different animal.

00:33:11
Speaker 1: And it's called advertising.

00:33:13
Speaker 6: And she targeted her audience, men who bet on sports apps. That's exactly who she targeted and she wins and she's an investor in the company.

00:33:22
Speaker 1: So she's, it's all in on her. This is not have nothing to do with sports. Once again.

00:33:28
Speaker 8: Yeah.

00:33:30
Speaker 1: I would have understood it more again. It's not, she's not trying to, she's not trying to be a sports. She's not trying to be an athlete. She's not an athlete. She's trying to be a girl wearing sports equipment. That's all she's trying to do.

00:33:42
Speaker 9: Yeah.

00:33:42
Speaker 1: It's a gambling app.

00:33:44
Speaker 8: From Ohio. You guys said ATM. Did we?

00:33:48
Speaker 10: Who did?

00:33:50
Speaker 27: Anyways, last TalkPacks, your $ 4 million system glitched out when I was trying to say that I'm a former lifeguard.

00:33:59
Speaker 1: Okay, we came through loud and clear. Yeah.

00:34:03
Speaker 8: Liam again, so Finn is pretty funny. I like his channel, YouTube, Facebook. I don't understand the sport talk, but it's hilarious. And I like his grammar police. Pretty, pretty funny.

00:34:16
Speaker 27: And the thing is, when you jive off a board or just dive in the water, just hold your breath.

00:34:21
Speaker 8: And as you come back up, you're buoyancy now. You're buoyant. And then you start breathing and swimming and breathing. That's it. Liam here. Guys, just make your own sourdough bread.

00:34:34
Speaker 1: Make it biblically.

00:34:35
Speaker 8: Because it's got a ton of protein in it. Make it biblically.

00:34:39
Speaker 1: Cook it right. Make it right. Pray for it.

00:34:41
Speaker 27: And last, that company truck's name business should be Thank Fucking God!

00:34:46
Speaker 8: That shit was funny as fuck.

00:34:49
Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you.

00:34:52
Speaker 10: Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. Yo. Brody and Gary from Tempor PA.

00:34:57
Speaker 2: I'm talking about episode 390.

00:35:00
Speaker 10: That very last line, oh well. Thank you for the wood, Mac. Specifically Peter Green.

00:35:06
Speaker 1: Alright, I love you guys. Oh my god. That's a deep cut. That is a very deep cut. Nicely played.

00:35:15
Speaker 18: Hey, that ad with The Sweeney chick.

00:35:19
Speaker 31: There is a regular ad and she does say this is women's sports.

00:35:24
Speaker 18: That's why people are pissed off.

00:35:27
Speaker 1: I didn't see that version of it.

00:35:30
Speaker 31: My father's cousin.

00:35:33
Speaker 18: Was a urologist and we used to call him the pecker checker.

00:35:38
Speaker 1: I love that. I may like that more than the Dick Doc. I like that. You know what? That would have been a great title for that episode. The Pecker Checker. We can still change the title of the episode.

00:35:48
Speaker 26: Ethan himself from Pennsylvania here.

00:35:51
Speaker 10: It was always birdie and scary. Birdie, you were.

00:35:54
Speaker 26: Telling about the lady being in there while you were getting your exam.

00:35:58
Speaker 10: And I remember when I was.

00:35:59
Speaker 26: Younger, I had a hernia surgery on my groin.

00:36:03
Speaker 2: Ouch.

00:36:04
Speaker 10: Ouch.

00:36:05
Speaker 26: During one of the exams, the surgeon's like, yeah, we have some students shadowing us today. There was like eight mixed genders. And yeah, after that, I was like, screw it. Anybody can come in and watch. I don't care.

00:36:18
Speaker 20: No.

00:36:20
Speaker 1: How do you do that to somebody? Didn't even ask your permission.

00:36:26
Speaker 26: Ethan from South Central Pennsylvania again. Also, I wanted to give a quick shout out to Brody. He is a man of the people. I've had an ongoing issue, and he had talked about it a couple episodes ago that he had kind of the same thing. I messaged him, and he actually helped me get it fairly well sorted out, at least to the better.

00:36:46
Speaker 10: That it's been in a long time.

00:36:47
Speaker 26: So I just wanted to give Brody a quick shout out for that. He can elaborate if he wants, but I just wanted to say that.

00:36:54
Speaker 18: Love you guys.

00:36:54
Speaker 10: Have a good one.

00:36:55
Speaker 1: Obviously, you've had an offline love affair. What did you help him with? I mean, he didn't mention it. It's his issue.

00:37:03
Speaker 10: Oh, okay.

00:37:05
Speaker 1: All right. I recommended a product for him, a regular, everyday product that I found helpful for foot pain. And he bought the product, and he liked it. Maybe you should say it on the podcast. Maybe there'll be a sponsor or something. They could advertise. If Saccone or Saccone sneakers would like to advertise, we'd love to have them on board.

00:37:27
Speaker 17: All right.

00:37:28
Speaker 1: There you have it. Big fan. I'm a big fan.

00:37:30
Speaker 18: Hey, I own.

00:37:34
Speaker 31: Bada Bread in North Carolina, and I make exclusively sourdough bread. It is like a four-day process. Got to feed the starter, then make the bread. It's got to sit in the fridge for 48 hours. Then you bake it. Yes, you have to wait until you slice it. And I charge in North Carolina on the coast, $ 10 to $ 15 a loaf.

00:37:55
Speaker 10: Yeah.

00:37:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about right.

00:37:57
Speaker 31: There's no reason you're charging $ 60.

00:38:01
Speaker 1: New York prices of a $ 15 bread, $ 25. $ 30.

00:38:06
Speaker 10: Right.

00:38:07
Speaker 1: Tops. Not $ 60. For a four-day process to make a bread. I get it. Time, energy. It's money, but you know what? When gas prices go back down, I'll, I, we should drive to South Carolina. Probably be cheaper to buy her bread than to buy the $ 60 bread.

00:38:23
Speaker 4: Brooklyn boys, Becca from Long Island about the Sydney Sweeney ad. I am totally with you guys. Well, it was scary. At least I, think there's nothing wrong with it.

00:38:38
Speaker 32: She's gorgeous.

00:38:39
Speaker 4: She's a beautiful woman. And if she can make all her money off her looks while she has them, more power to her. I think anyone else is just jealous.

00:38:49
Speaker 2: Okay.

00:38:53
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:38:55
Speaker 33: Can't argue with that.

00:38:59
Speaker 18: I'm officially depressed after listening to your last episode because.

00:39:04
Speaker 18: According to Skiri, I'm never going to be anything. I'm nothing.

00:39:08
Speaker 34: I'm nothing.

00:39:09
Speaker 18: I'm never going to be successful because I don't come from money. I'm not attractive. I'm just this malingering waif at this point in life.

00:39:22
Speaker 1: Good job, Skiri. You offended Skylar.

00:39:25
Speaker 23: Thanks, Alex and Billy. I don't know if my first one sent, but it was just a comment on the brawl disappointment. Like Brody said, girls go to the iconic colleges all the time. But it definitely is easier with a female. I used to have a male doctor. My mom took me to the one that she used to go to. So from a teenager up until maybe I was 30, I had a male. But then I moved. Hey guys, Alex from Philly again. This time commenting about the airport and the people taking up the space on the train. My mother-in-law is a beautiful person. However, she does that shit in the airport all the time. We go on trips.

00:40:11
Speaker 13: She has a seat.

00:40:13
Speaker 23: There's two seats for her coat, her suitcase, and then everybody else in the party. And if I put it on the floor, she'll tell me to put it on the chair. Allison Philly, part three. This is more talk back than I ever leave. But just to finish my point, we're in the airport with my mother-in-law. It's very embarrassing. I think that she's like that because I try to take up as little space as possible to to be respectful, but she just kind of goes through life a little bit oblivious to a lot of things around her and just goes to beat up her own drug.

00:40:49
Speaker 1: Spreads out, takes three spaces. I get it. Put your luggage in front of one chair. Put your belongings on another. I get it. We've done that before. Guilty as charged.

00:41:01
Speaker 8: Scary Brody, Brody, scary.

00:41:04
Speaker 1: I can see you over there from the box.

00:41:06
Speaker 11: Episode 390 talking about the deli opening again, the famous deli. But you're not going by the last podcast I listened to where Carnegie is pronounced Carnegie.

00:41:17
Speaker 10: Okay.

00:41:17
Speaker 11: So I'm a little confused here. I always thought you guys were stickers for correctness. But now we're going back. We're going way back over there.

00:41:30
Speaker 1: It was Carnegie Hall, is that correct? So Carnegie is the guy that Carnegie Hall is named after and Carnegie Carnegie Mellon university in, in the Pittsburgh area. And his name was actually pronounced Carnegie, but the Carnegie Carnegie hall is pronounced Carnegie hall mistakenly. And the deli, which was around the corner, got the same name and it's Carnegie. So it is proper to call it Carnegie because the deli is named after the hall, which decided to pronounce it the way they wanted to.

00:41:58
Speaker 28: Exactly.

00:41:59
Speaker 4: Yes.

00:41:59
Speaker 1: It is named after Carnegie either way. I would imagine the sandwiches are almost as much as that sourdough.

00:42:06
Speaker 11: Scary Brody, Brody, scary Steve. Boss over there, episode 390 again. Brody, I cannot agree with you more about the uproar with the ads of Sidney Sweeney. God bless her for helping out all the men in the world with that imagery.

00:42:22
Speaker 1: Also, what's the big deal? You know, come on, people have done worse. Like you said, she's of adult age.

00:42:27
Speaker 11: She can do whatever the fuck she wants in America. I say God bless Sidney Sweeney and those wonderful breasts. Rockin' Steve over there.

00:42:36
Speaker 1: That's Sidney's audience right there. Rockin' Steve. Rockin' Steve over there. Steve LeBron's over there. Yeah.

00:42:43
Speaker 11: Again, with episode 309, you're talking about singers like Taylor Swift, and if they want a track, they want to make it, or if it's not skinny.

00:42:53
Speaker 10: Look at Adele.

00:42:55
Speaker 11: She's not too easy on the eyes, as you asked me, and she wanted to start out as a big girl. Now she's lost the weight because she decided to do it for herself, but Adele is a prime example, Brody, of what you're saying.

00:43:07
Speaker 8: It's Stugatz. Rockin' Steve over there.

00:43:11
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, Adele had to have one of the greatest voices in music to overcome the fact that she's not a little pop sensation. Most pop stars, dancing pop stars, tend to be attractive. And Adele is attractive. Hey, B-Boys, it's Rivka. Rivka.

00:43:30
Speaker 24: I wanted to talk about seeing a physician of the opposite sex because of what happened to Brody. So when I was 17, my mom took me to see the OBGYN for the first time. And he was this really hot guy.

00:43:44
Speaker 10: And I was young.

00:43:45
Speaker 24: And he was also asking me questions. And my mom was in the room. And so it was super awkward and embarrassing. And to this day, I tell my mom, why did you.

00:43:55
Speaker 1: Send me to this guy?

00:43:57
Speaker 13: I got cut off.

00:44:00
Speaker 17: Yes.

00:44:01
Speaker 24: To this day, I ask my mom, why would you send me to a really hot guy when I was fucking 17? Like, what is wrong with you? You couldn't find a woman. Also, these doctors should not be asking personal questions.

00:44:13
Speaker 13: I guess I was a.

00:44:13
Speaker 24: Minor, but, you know, my mom shouldn't have been in the room.

00:44:16
Speaker 10: It was so embarrassing.

00:44:18
Speaker 24: So, yeah, I mean, to this day, I I only like to see women OBGYN.

00:44:26
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:44:27
Speaker 1: Yeah. They ask embarrassing. I mean, they ask you, like, have you been sexually active?

00:44:30
Speaker 17: Right.

00:44:30
Speaker 1: Like you don't want to answer that in front of your mother. No, you did not.

00:44:34
Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.

00:44:36
Speaker 5: Yeah.

00:44:37
Speaker 24: Gary, I also had the little nose, the little rubber nose plug thing when you go swimming. I had it when I was little and it was on a necklace. I still can't swim. I can only doggy paddle, but I don't plug my nose like you do. So, yeah, I don't know what's up with that. Maybe it's a little nose plug thing kind of trained us to not know.

00:44:58
Speaker 13: How to push the water out of our nose.

00:45:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a funny conversation. Maybe you need a CPAP machine to go swimming. Yeah, maybe I do. Go fuck yourself. Always at my expense, right? Oh, from before? From before the commercial. Thank you.

00:45:18
Speaker 6: Talking about the fact that I can't swim. Well, I can't swim. I just have to hold my nose when I go underwater.

00:45:24
Speaker 1: It's okay. It happens to the best of us. You'll grow out of it when you're 70.

00:45:29
Speaker 2: 80.

00:45:31
Speaker 35: I'm stealing this from the slice who played the lyrics. So instead of Brody is wrong, we'll do this.

00:45:37
Speaker 10: And so here I am.

00:45:40
Speaker 1: And yeah, this is it.

00:45:41
Speaker 8: Okay.

00:45:42
Speaker 1: Kenny Loggins. This is it.

00:45:46
Speaker 10: Okay.

00:45:47
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. He got them both.

00:45:53
Speaker 22: That's great.

00:45:54
Speaker 1: Is he going to AI saying what songs have this is it?

00:45:57
Speaker 9: I don't know.

00:45:57
Speaker 1: Kenny Loggins one is an obvious one, but the Michael Jackson one, boy, that's deep. That is.

00:46:03
Speaker 10: I'm just kidding.

00:46:04
Speaker 30: Oh.

00:46:07
Speaker 1: Brody's wrong. That one I saw coming. Very nice.

00:46:15
Speaker 35: Brody about something with the doctor. I feel embarrassed even though I know I shouldn't, but Brody, have you seen Nikki Glaser's new special? She does a thing where she's at the doctor and she talks about that and she's like, doctors don't care.

00:46:29
Speaker 10: They've heard it all. They've seen it all.

00:46:31
Speaker 35: Like we think they're going to care. They do not care at all. So I just try to remember that.

00:46:37
Speaker 1: Here's the problem with that. You're right. Doctors have seen it all, but how much worse would it be if a doctor who has seen it all and heard it all Sees you and goes, holy shit. Exactly.

00:46:49
Speaker 8: Whoa.

00:46:49
Speaker 1: And then you even got me. What the fuck happened there? This is a head scratcher right here. I didn't see that in the manual at school. What the hell?

00:46:57
Speaker 35: Number four, by the way, big thank you to the Slice who pointed out the lyrics to Heart. All I want to do is make love to you.

00:47:03
Speaker 9: Mind blown by that.

00:47:05
Speaker 35: Another one for the song lyrics with the playing the songs. Let's do another one of these.

00:47:10
Speaker 1: I said, but if you're 82, maybe don't give yourself a heart attack. Like Demi Lovato. All right. Thank you.

00:47:27
Speaker 18: I'm listening to the big show.

00:47:29
Speaker 10: Hello.

00:47:30
Speaker 30: Yep.

00:47:30
Speaker 7: Hold on.

00:47:31
Speaker 1: Speaking of what you cut out, what'd you say, Brody? Speaking of Demi Lovato, I hope she's all right health-wise because she's had a couple of near-death experiences from drug overdoses. She hasn't had a song out in a long time, right? I haven't missed anything, have I? No, you have not missed anything. I feel bad. She's a really nice person and a really talented person.

00:47:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:47:52
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss a thing. Just remember that. Thank you, Celine. Aerosmith.

00:47:56
Speaker 18: Sometimes when I'm listening to the big show, I just have to immediately come over to the Brooklyn Boys and tell Brody something that's Gary said. So he just said that he what relaxes him the most is showerhead because he didn't get a lot of it when he was a kid.

00:48:14
Speaker 1: No, a really strong showerhead. Oh, who doesn't like that?

00:48:19
Speaker 5: Exactly.

00:48:20
Speaker 10: Exactly.

00:48:21
Speaker 1: That was a 10-minute thing. I didn't get that when I was younger either, so. Hi-oh.

00:48:25
Speaker 10: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. John from CT.

00:48:26
Speaker 1: Hey, John.

00:48:28
Speaker 10: Big John. Brody is wrong on the credit limit. No, John.

00:48:32
Speaker 3: Brody, I'm surprised someone with your financial understanding did not know that the higher your credit limit, the easier it is to keep your credit score higher.

00:48:42
Speaker 30: The less usage you use against your limit, which would make it easier to keep the usage low if you.

00:48:46
Speaker 3: Have a higher limit, allows your score to maintain a higher number. I don't know where you got your information that it's a higher risk, but that is wrong.

00:48:56
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't say that. I said having too many open credit cards can hurt your credit rating. I did not say that a higher credit score wasn't a good thing. I'm well aware of that. I check my credit score once a week. What I'm saying is don't keep opening up credit cards because having too much available credit means that, like, let's say you make $ 80, 000. If you got $ 50, 000 worth of available credit in your credit cards, percentage to your income, that's a risk that you might charge more than you make. That's all I was saying. I may have not been clear.

00:49:29
Speaker 10: Sorry about that.

00:49:30
Speaker 32: What's up, Brooklyn boys?

00:49:32
Speaker 8: What's up?

00:49:32
Speaker 33: It's a Mexican, New Mexican. Hey, this is in reference to the $ 60.

00:49:39
Speaker 33: Fucking bullshit bougie bastard bread.

00:49:44
Speaker 9: Hello?

00:49:45
Speaker 33: Uh, Siri, don't act like you're not.

00:49:47
Speaker 31: Going to buy one.

00:49:48
Speaker 10: You can put your $ 40 peanut butter on it.

00:49:50
Speaker 18: And make a $ 100 sandwich.

00:49:59
Speaker 1: Now, wait a minute.

00:50:00
Speaker 10: Scary.

00:50:01
Speaker 1: Is peanut butter a sandwich? Peanut butter is not a sandwich. Peanut butter on bread is not a sandwich? Peanut butter and jelly.

00:50:08
Speaker 17: All right, baby.

00:50:08
Speaker 1: It's a sandwich.

00:50:09
Speaker 16: I don't know.

00:50:09
Speaker 1: I don't care.

00:50:11
Speaker 10: $ 100 sandwich.

00:50:13
Speaker 1: Holy shit. Hey, it's the Mexican.

00:50:16
Speaker 33: Mexican again. This is in reference to a couple episodes back about the camel toe shoes.

00:50:27
Speaker 6: That series.

00:50:29
Speaker 10: So grossed out about what.

00:50:31
Speaker 33: The hell scary. It's camel toe, dude. You freaking get grossed out by camel toe shoes, but you get all happy and giddy. We're talking about sausage, like the spiral sausage.

00:50:47
Speaker 1: What is he talking about? He's saying, you don't like vaginal appearance things, but you like a good, but I want them in the right places. I don't want them on your phallic. I don't want this terrible. It's just that you're walking around, everybody's judging you.

00:51:01
Speaker 6: Everyone's thinking the same thing when you walk around with those split-toe fucking ballerina shoes.

00:51:07
Speaker 1: Everybody sees it. It's like this woman has camel toe on her feet. Let me ask you a question, Scrape. Be honest. If Sidney Sweeney was wearing those shoes, would you do it? She would look hot in them. Yeah.

00:51:22
Speaker 33: Like the spiral sausage you put on the barbecue grill.

00:51:28
Speaker 9: What the hell, dude?

00:51:30
Speaker 33: What on your scary? Many, uh, vacations to that gay ass resort. He wins by the way.

00:51:38
Speaker 23: Yeah.

00:51:49
Speaker 1: That's great. I love these. Keep going.

00:51:53
Speaker 10: Wow.

00:51:54
Speaker 1: What was the California town you went to? Palm Springs. Palm Springs, yeah.

00:52:00
Speaker 10: Gary, you're absolutely right about this.

00:52:02
Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with women's sports. If so, Miley Cyrus' song Wrecking Ball sexualized all female singers. Women are also not some special being that have a unique capacity for understanding being offended. These women are stuck on social media, brain-rotted, and looking to complain about someone they dislike. They're also not fighting for equality in 2026. If anything, they surpass men in that category.

00:52:31
Speaker 30: If these women truly cared about not being sexualized, they would complain about the real things that treat women like meat, like only fans, prostitution, and pornography.

00:52:42
Speaker 10: But that stuff apparently is empowering to them because they get paid a lot of money.

00:52:47
Speaker 3: Brody, the way you try and create a bulletproof argument for women with Swiss cheese logic makes me think you were lucky the TikTok didn't perform that dong exam in front of the blonde.

00:52:56
Speaker 10: They both would have noticed your balls were missing.

00:53:03
Speaker 1: Oh, wait, he continues. One more.

00:53:06
Speaker 10: Don't worry, Brody. I'm just joking.

00:53:09
Speaker 3: Around, of course, they would find the tiny balls. But if I was in that situation and he asked me how strong my erections are, I'd use the adjective Herculean. At that point, I'm going to go all out balls. Funny enough, I said that. But absolutely, I'm going to go above and beyond and I'm going to make it ridiculous. So you want to put me in that situation? Hell, I'm going to put you in that situation.

00:53:31
Speaker 10: Take care, you guys. Love the show. Keep it going.

00:53:35
Speaker 1: Thank you. Here's what I'm going to say in relation to what he said. With that voice, he can say whatever he wants.

00:53:43
Speaker 17: Okay.

00:53:44
Speaker 1: Because he's right. Anyone with that voice, you're right. He's right. And I would like to say, just one more time reiterating, I was not giving my opinion on the Sydney Sweeney ad. I was saying that from what I could see from the women who were offended, that they were saying these things. That's it. Not because they were ugly or political. But again, not giving my opinion. She's hot as fucking hell.

00:54:10
Speaker 20: As always, Brody and Scary.

00:54:13
Speaker 18: Annie P from Bayonne.

00:54:16
Speaker 20: We're taking an opinion from Scary on a man that did a commercial for diapers. Someone who always has, is the baby colicky?

00:54:25
Speaker 1: Is he?

00:54:26
Speaker 34: Is he?

00:54:26
Speaker 20: Has no idea even how to change a fucking diaper. But let's take his opinion on Sidney Sweeney and Sportex. The fuck out of here.

00:54:37
Speaker 6: I don't know what the correlation is, but I love it. Yeah, one has nothing to do with the other, sir.

00:54:41
Speaker 1: It's fine. But whatever. I'm fine with it. Whatever. He's right because it's funny. Well, I got one person. One person against me on this one.

00:54:49
Speaker 10: Okay.

00:54:49
Speaker 1: He's pretty good on it. Oh, here comes the second one.

00:54:53
Speaker 7: Scary Jones, Scary Jones, Scary Jones. What you don't remember what you said that time, the slice, in particular, is quoting you when you told Greg T, why don't you suck your daughter's ass? Back in the day, this is back in the off-air show, which is actually now off-air. It's a conversation you and Greg T had over a group chat with other people.

00:55:21
Speaker 1: The conversation went as follows. I'm glad he remembers.

00:55:25
Speaker 7: Influencer, I don't know if it's Joe Rogan, somebody. Somebody has said that they enjoy suctioning their girlfriends up behind and blah, blah, blah. And Greg T was very pointed and asking everybody in the group chat. There were several and some of them agree. Some of them didn't agree. You didn't want to talk about it. And Greg T kept.

00:55:47
Speaker 1: Needling you and needling you. I do remember this now. Well, how about Robin?

00:55:50
Speaker 7: Does Robin like it? And then you just said, I don't deal with this conversation. I end this conversation. Why don't you go suck your daughter's ass? and left the group chat. And you said that that was the best thing you've ever said.

00:56:07
Speaker 20: End quote.

00:56:07
Speaker 6: I don't know if that was the right way to handle it. Yeah, well, I just, you know, you hit me, I'm going to hit you back 10 times as hard. Yeah, but go fuck yourself seems like the appropriate response. It may not have been appropriate, but it was certainly probably 10 years old at that point. Probably very shocking to everyone in the room. If he was going for the shock value, I was going for the electrocution chair.

00:56:27
Speaker 1: Okay, scary. That was a little bit.

00:56:29
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, what?

00:56:32
Speaker 1: That was at least 11 years ago. It wasn't that long. It wasn't.

00:56:35
Speaker 6: We've been doing this podcast for nine years, which means the offense show was at least 10 years ago.

00:56:40
Speaker 8: Okay.

00:56:41
Speaker 1: Whatever, dude. Doof.

00:56:43
Speaker 23: Oh, man.

00:56:43
Speaker 1: I meant it figuratively.

00:56:45
Speaker 7: All right.

00:56:46
Speaker 1: Continuing along.

00:56:47
Speaker 10: Whatever.

00:56:47
Speaker 1: While you follow our Instagram.

00:56:48
Speaker 22: Hey, brilliant and scariest Joe in California.

00:56:50
Speaker 1: Hey, Joe in California.

00:56:51
Speaker 22: Hey, is iHeart hurting for money now? Because it seems like these commercials on these podcasts are getting longer and longer. This last one you guys had, it said is an hour and 18 minutes was the play time of the podcast. But the total time with commercials was an hour and 53 minutes. That's 35 minutes worth of commercials.

00:57:14
Speaker 10: Yeah.

00:57:14
Speaker 1: I don't, we don't control that.

00:57:16
Speaker 6: You know, we, we take out, we take our breaks, but we don't know what's going in the middle of it. It's like, basically we give you the bread sandwich, the bread, the sandwiches, the commercials. We don't know how much meat they're piling on. I, I wish I could, I wish I had a better answer for you.

00:57:33
Speaker 1: It's automated, so who knows who's... Yeah, but then there are.

00:57:37
Speaker 6: But then companies buy the airtime and they jam the commercial in there.

00:57:41
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:57:42
Speaker 6: It's not up to us, unfortunately. It's beyond our control. They tell us, you supply the content and we'll take care of the rest.

00:57:50
Speaker 1: And that's what we do. But I appreciate your concern. Maybe I'll put a little inquiry to the upper management about that. Ah, he's back.

00:58:01
Speaker 7: You see, Brody, the controversy is not why they're hating her because she's half naked posing.

00:58:10
Speaker 1: The controversy is why they're hating a girl over a paycheck.

00:58:14
Speaker 7: Because Scary Jones has never said no to a paycheck he didn't like.

00:58:18
Speaker 1: Hey, Scary Jones, you want to advertise diapers?

00:58:20
Speaker 7: Sign me up. Hey, Scary Jones, you want to advertise Harry Potter?

00:58:23
Speaker 1: Hey, sign me up there, too.

00:58:26
Speaker 6: She's also an investor in the company.

00:58:28
Speaker 1: Do you want me.

00:58:29
Speaker 17: To do a commercial?

00:58:30
Speaker 7: I don't know.

00:58:32
Speaker 1: Barely find out what it is?

00:58:34
Speaker 27: Yeah, sure.

00:58:35
Speaker 1: Does it pay? Yeah, I do it.

00:58:37
Speaker 19: Drive?

00:58:37
Speaker 1: Aye, sure. Drive a gen? Of course I'll do it.

00:58:41
Speaker 7: Brody, you need to understand Scary Jones. He will do a read on Marvel, Super Hero, Thor, whatever. It doesn't matter what it is. Scary Jones wants that paycheck. He's hating over people, hating over this girl who just wants a paycheck.

00:58:58
Speaker 1: She wants a paycheck. I'm defending it.

00:59:02
Speaker 10: All right.

00:59:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:59:02
Speaker 1: Scary is pro paycheck. So I'm probably who isn't pro paycheck.

00:59:06
Speaker 6: Come on now.

00:59:07
Speaker 8: All right.

00:59:07
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Speaking of pro paycheck, we got to pay. the bills. All right.

00:59:15
Speaker 6: We're coming down to the final stretch of your talk backs. And again, we appreciate all your feedback.

00:59:21
Speaker 1: Hey, on that note, what Brody?

00:59:24
Speaker 34: Yes.

00:59:25
Speaker 10: Brody.

00:59:25
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm hitting the button when you tell me on that note, just to circle back before Brody, Love you, Vinny. That's all. Just love you, Vinny.

00:59:36
Speaker 32: Hey, Brooklyn boys and fuck here. Brody, thank you for once again being right.

00:59:42
Speaker 13: Scary.

00:59:43
Speaker 32: I love you, but the way you were mansplaining the whole Sydney Sweeney thing and how we as women feel and how women actually feels about it. You're completely wrong.

00:59:56
Speaker 13: You are completely wrong.

00:59:58
Speaker 32: Please stop because mansplaining is the most irritating thing to hear.

01:00:03
Speaker 35: Okay.

01:00:03
Speaker 1: Except there are no women on this podcast and we get to mansplain because it's got our name on the show and these are our opinions and we can do that.

01:00:10
Speaker 17: No, no, no.

01:00:11
Speaker 1: That, no, no.

01:00:12
Speaker 6: We could give an opinion on our opinion. She's saying, you can't say what you think women think. Because that's mansplaining. Except we do it all day to each other. And women do it to men. Men do it to women. There are examples of it. We do it on our show, on our radio show. People are guilty of it. Women do it to the guys. The guys do it to the women. We are allowed to have... And we're allowed to have opinions and spirited debates. This is not politically correct world. We, we, we get to do that.

01:00:41
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, no. Well, we don't, unfortunately we don't have a woman on our show. I would love to get a woman's opinion. But we just had one and fuck gave you an opinion. No, no, no.

01:00:51
Speaker 6: An opinion of an opinion about the topic and not an opinion about guys having an opinion on women's topics because women have opinion on men's topics all the time.

01:00:59
Speaker 1: So women's planning is just as, you know, but that's what the talkbacks are. The talkbacks are women giving their opinion.

01:01:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.

01:01:05
Speaker 1: Which is fine. We don't, we don't shut a podcast host or not. We don't shut them down. It's okay. So you said you wanted to have a woman's opinion. You just got one.

01:01:12
Speaker 6: No, I'm talking about on the, on the actual topic, not about, not about an opinion on me giving my opinion on women's topics is a big difference.

01:01:21
Speaker 1: Women can get, we've been hearing from guys and.

01:01:24
Speaker 6: Girls and this entire, Becca gave her opinion.

01:01:27
Speaker 1: It's fine. That's totally fine. But don't, you can't squelch me for having an opinion and label it. No, you can't label it. Oh, that's mansplaining.

01:01:37
Speaker 6: And you don't have a seat at the table because you're a guy. That's what she was saying. No, she was saying that you can't have an opinion on what women's opinion is. You can say there's nothing wrong with Sidney Sweeney. What you did was you said, here's why women are upset and here's why they shouldn't be. I am presenting both sides of it. I'm saying women are upset. Let's investigate why they're upset. And these other women, this other faction of women are not upset. And why are they not upset?

01:02:05
Speaker 1: That's all. But it's okay. This is our podcast. We get to mansplain. We get to do that.

01:02:10
Speaker 6: The New York Mets, our team today, hired their interim manager, gave him a three-year contract. I think it's a great move. So I went on the Mets Facebook page, and guess what? Mets fans think it's a great move, and Mets fans think it's a terrible move. So anything you put out there, people are going to agree and disagree, and that's just life. But that's what makes it interesting.

01:02:32
Speaker 1: If we talked about stuff we all agreed on, and we're like, isn't it nice when it's a nice day out? There's no show here. So bringing controversy sparks talkbacks.

01:02:42
Speaker 32: Also, and fuck you again. Also, I don't really care for the Sydney Sweeney commercials. And this is coming from someone who actually doesn't mind her as an actress because I saw her in The Handmaid's Tale. She's not terrible, right? Because I look at people with talent, not necessarily just their looks. Lizzo, she didn't need to be naked either. Hey, Brooklyn boys, and fuck again.

01:03:15
Speaker 10: Scary.

01:03:18
Speaker 32: Brody's right in regards to the good looks. There are so many artists out there that are talentless, and they're super famous, super successful, just because of their looks. Look at Jennifer Lopez. That woman is gorgeous.

01:03:34
Speaker 8: Can she sing?

01:03:35
Speaker 27: No.

01:03:36
Speaker 32: Can she act?

01:03:36
Speaker 24: No.

01:03:37
Speaker 1: She can dance?

01:03:38
Speaker 9: No.

01:03:39
Speaker 13: That's about it.

01:03:41
Speaker 16: Eh.

01:03:43
Speaker 1: It is what it is.

01:03:45
Speaker 10: Okay.

01:03:46
Speaker 1: JLo certainly benefited from having a large butt.

01:03:50
Speaker 13: Hey, Brooklyn boys and fuck. This is scary.

01:03:54
Speaker 32: The reason so many women are pissed is because in general, men don't take women seriously because of shit like what Sydney Sweeney did. And that's basically it.

01:04:06
Speaker 6: But this is a tale as old as time. People have been doing this forever. Women have been doing this forever. Guys have been doing this forever. This is nothing new, MFuck.

01:04:15
Speaker 2: Wait, wait.

01:04:16
Speaker 1: A Tale as Old as Time is Cogsworth? You're talking about something. This is Pots. Beauty and the Beast. In this case, A Tale as Old as Time, what I mean by that is women have been profiting off of their looks, their body, and sexualizing themselves. For ages.

01:04:33
Speaker 6: So it's nothing new. It's not a new... This isn't a new concept. Right, but that's not justification of anything being good or bad.

01:04:41
Speaker 1: Okay, but people get to make the money the way they want to.

01:04:45
Speaker 6: Because then some people will then say, well, it's okay for her to be a sex worker because... She's just out there making money. She's doing her. She's hustling, which is also fine. But what I'm saying is you can't have it both ways because people are making.

01:05:02
Speaker 1: Money in any way they can, in every way they can. And they have a right to do that. So who cares?

01:05:09
Speaker 10: Who cares?

01:05:09
Speaker 1: Let people be.

01:05:11
Speaker 6: If Sidney wants to make her money that way, if this one wants to go on OnlyFans and make her money... Or if this one wants to sell her body, let her do it. I'm okay with all of it. I'm just saying is you can't have it. You can't have it both ways. You can't have an opinion on one thing and say, that's cool.

01:05:27
Speaker 1: But, but this one is not because then I start to think there are other things at play and you have an agenda.

01:05:34
Speaker 23: Scary.

01:05:34
Speaker 1: What if a woman is, you can be offended. You can. That's what's great about this world. Again, I think it's a fine commercial. Let's move on.

01:05:43
Speaker 18: No.

01:05:44
Speaker 36: Brody and scary, scary Brody.

01:05:48
Speaker 1: I laughed.

01:05:49
Speaker 18: Not gonna lie, I laughed, Brody.

01:05:50
Speaker 36: When he said, dick doc, I think about that, and I compare it to the vajayjay doctor. Not gonna lie, as a female, it was a little strange having a male OBGYN. I can understand why you feel uncomfortable, Brody.

01:06:04
Speaker 1: I get it.

01:06:05
Speaker 36: But sometimes you find a good doctor, and then that changes everything, you know?

01:06:10
Speaker 1: I had the same exact... But I would also like to clarify that.

01:06:18
Speaker 36: I didn't have the same experience because I have a dick. I had the same experience because I have a vagina and I had a male doctor. But anyways, needless to say, I do think that if you find a really good doctor and they have a great bedside manner, they listen to you, they understand, they hear your concerns, those are the doctors that matter the most because those are the ones that you end up being the most comfortable with and they care about you and.

01:06:43
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys, T-Way. Okay, well.

01:06:46
Speaker 1: They were, they were left a minute apart. So, all right. Thank you so much. Des bombs. We appreciate your feedback.

01:06:54
Speaker 34: Brooklyn boys.

01:06:55
Speaker 10: T white.

01:06:56
Speaker 34: I am caught up, but I want to clarify my talk back about swimming pools. Not that it's not a song about getting drunk. It's, uh, not a party anthem, which people take it as a party anthem to go out and drink to where it's really a song about the dangers of drinking and whatever. Um, That was the point I was making, not that it wasn't a song about drinking.

01:07:19
Speaker 20: All right.

01:07:19
Speaker 1: Thank you for clarifying that.

01:07:22
Speaker 34: But on to newer and fresher topics, I might get to four talkbacks this week. Not five, though. Nobody hates Sidney Sweeney because she's hot. That doesn't make sense. People love hot people. If people hated Sidney Sweeney because she was hot, they would hate all the other hot actresses. Her issue is she has a history of being problematic with these ads and then taking a stance that she won't fall back from. Also, she has come out and said, don't objectify me. So you've got to pick one lane. Either you don't want to be objectified or you're going to be naked saying, sport. But on to other topics. Brody, I think I would answer the questions now. with the female doctor in the room and feel fine about it. But I broke my ankle. I've broken both ankles, but I broke one in 2012. I was early twenties and there was like, I was playing football, so very hydrated, but then they shot me up with painkillers, which makes it hard for you to use the bathroom. So there was a couple of young nurses who wanted to do a catheter and I was begging them not to do the catheter. But finally, you know, I had to give in and and do the catheter and they were both new um both young female doctors tried it and could not get the catheter in so just super awkward with my crooked ankle and these two nurses unable to get the catheter in and then a male doctor had to come in and do it anyway so now it's just awkward.

01:08:48
Speaker 1: Oh the catheter you know what fortunately have you ever had a catheter scary no So I had one once for, I had a major surgery a number of years ago and I was, I was not awake when they did it.

01:09:00
Speaker 10: Right.

01:09:00
Speaker 1: So I, it was during surgery. So I had no, no effect, no memory of it. I assume it was done by the nurse because there was like a doctor and an anesthesiologist and then three nurses in the room. So, but when I, when I had to have it removed, it was removed by the male doctor, the urologist.

01:09:19
Speaker 19: Scary.

01:09:21
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it's like childbirth because I would never know what childbirth is like. I'm assuming it's nothing like childbirth. But for me, it was my own personal childbirth because it's fucking brutal.

01:09:32
Speaker 9: Brutal.

01:09:32
Speaker 1: Because you can lube it going in, but you can't lube it coming out.

01:09:37
Speaker 17: Really?

01:09:37
Speaker 1: This is the note we're leaving on?

01:09:38
Speaker 6: Let's shove a tube up my dick.

01:09:44
Speaker 1: Thank you. No, it's the one coming out. That's the problem. Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your feedback.

01:09:49
Speaker 6: We appreciate all your talkbacks, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like we do.

01:09:53
Speaker 1: No, I always do. Yeah, we do.

01:09:56
Speaker 8: Brooklyn Boys.

01:09:57
Speaker 1: Love you all. Talk to you on the Brooklyn Boys. She is hot, by the way. Getting sliced reactions. Of who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.

01:10:11
Speaker 9: Talkbacks are phenomenal.

01:10:13
Speaker 16: Baby.

01:10:13
Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on. It's slicing time.

01:10:18
Speaker 31: Free dessert.