Sept. 15, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #389
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #389 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions. Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 2: Talk facts are phenomenal.
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Speaker 3: Baby.
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Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on.
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Speaker 4: It's slice time.
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Speaker 1: Free dessert. Welcome to Brooklyn Boys. Slice time for episode 389 and beyond. How's it going, David Brody?
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Speaker 5: It's going well, Scary Jones. Excited to hear what our Our listeners have to say this week.
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Speaker 1: Are you? Yes. We start on a positive.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And then sometimes... And then there's always someone that tweaks us a little bit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But most of the time, it's very fun. We start happy and positive and fun and we leave exasperated and not wanting to deal with it. No, I'm kidding. No, we don't. Anyway, this is the show about the show. This is not the main episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. This is basically feedback on previous episodes. So we appreciate your... your patronage and for dropping your talk back over that microphone. When you hit that microphone button only exclusively on the I heart radio app, that's how you get to do this.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 1: So for other people, well, next time, listen to the I heart radio app. What can I tell you?
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Here's this week's feedback. Shall we?
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Speaker 6: Surely.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn, boys.
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Speaker 7: DP from NC.
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Speaker 3: You already know who the fuck it is because of the background noise.
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Speaker 6: But anyway, scary.
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Speaker 1: You're talking about how the hell could I never go.
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Speaker 7: To Charleston, South Carolina.
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Speaker 8: Well, I know it sounds crazy, but when you go a little further south, the states get a.
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Speaker 1: Lot fucking bigger.
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Speaker 3: And the time it takes me, I live about 45 minutes north of Raleigh.
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Speaker 8: The time it takes me to drive from where I live to Charlotte.
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Speaker 6: North Carolina.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so what I was saying, I live about 45 minutes north of Raleigh. The time it takes me to drive from my place down to Charlotte, North Carolina, which is pretty close to the South Carolina border, is about four hours. If I wanted to go from my place to Myrtle Beach in South.
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Speaker 7: Carolina, about four hours.
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Speaker 8: If I wanted to go from my place to Washington, D.C. or Maryland to, like, the MGM to go play a little blackjack, it's the same amount of time.
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Speaker 9: Like, going south, just 10 minutes.
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Speaker 8: And plus, the North Carolina coast. Coast is way better than the South Carolina coast. South Carolina coast is full of broken beer.
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Speaker 7: Bottles and cracked pipes.
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Speaker 8: North Carolina coast got, I mean we got some stingrays, I got stung by one, that shit sucks. But we got wild horses that run around the outer banks, a bunch of old pirate shit and shit sticking.
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Speaker 10: Out the water.
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Speaker 9: It's fucking cool.
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Speaker 8: And we're not, it's not as many drunk people and shit, I mean there is in a couple places, but it's a lot more like local, laid back, relaxed shit.
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Speaker 1: You would prefer North Carolina more. And I'm not disagreeing with that. Nothing, no shade there. And this stemmed from the question that I asked, since he is from North Carolina, he had said he'd never been to Charleston, South Carolina, a place that I'm going to be visiting in a few weeks. But this is exactly the problem with America.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The guy lives four hours from South Carolina and he's prejudging Charleston and he's throwing it in with one of these other cities. The thing is, he's not. No, he has not. You cannot come away with Charleston going to Charleston, South Carolina and tell me. that it's a shitty place. First of all, all the chefs are moving there. It's got an amazing restaurant arts and culture scene. The houses... Hold on, let me finish what I'm talking about. Just keep talking over me.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: If you insist. What I'm saying is, I'm on a point here. See, DC from NC.
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Speaker 1: The reason why I was shocked was because you live so close to SC. Four hours is nothing. If you're telling me that you could go four hours to DC or to Gamble, you're willing to travel four hours there or to Charlotte. Why not see what Charleston does? has in store for you. I think he told you.
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Speaker 5: Everyone he knows who's been there said it's syringes and beer bottles on the beach.
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Speaker 1: Now, you may go to a different beach, Skiri. But that's Myrtle Beach.
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Speaker 5: Okay, that's what he's referencing, his secondhand knowledge. So you go, you can come back with a nice review.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Moving on. I know, I would like DP to check out the rest of SC.
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Speaker 5: Look, I would imagine if we have listeners in one of the Dakotas, they would probably say that they haven't been to the other Dakota necessarily.
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Speaker 1: It's just wild. It's a neighboring state. And I know they're big states. All right. I don't want to pick a fight. It's early in this podcast.
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Speaker 7: Here we go.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 7: Here we go.
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Speaker 9: All right.
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Speaker 1: Push the button.
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Speaker 7: Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 9: T-Way here.
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Speaker 7: Still T-Way.
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Speaker 12: Far as hell behind, so somebody else might have said this, but talking about songs that people don't get the meaning of, a few popular ones that everybody's heard and might not know the meaning of, like the Pina Colada song. Both of them are terrible humans who are trying to cheat on each other and wind up finding each other on a dating site, something, whatever they did back in the olden David Brody scary times.
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Speaker 7: Another is another one.
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Speaker 1: Another one.
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Speaker 12: Uh is the a team by ed sharon which just sounds so sweet and nice but it's about a coke addicted prostitute that's always awesome and another favorite of mine swimming pools by kendrick lamar is not about getting drunk it's about abusing alcohol.
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Speaker 1: Okay well that's close i didn't know that all right but that's close if you're like oh it's not about getting drunk and you said it's about killing turtles i'd be like oh my god who knew But, I mean, it's still alcohol.
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Speaker 7: Vinny, again, whoever it was that said.
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Speaker 13: Scary wouldn't have wanted to go with his parents when he was young or whatever. At 15 years old, you get no fucking say in whether you go with.
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Speaker 7: Your parents or not.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 7: And you're appreciative, especially if your.
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Speaker 13: Parents, you know, if it costs them a lot of money or they don't have that kind of money where it doesn't make a difference. And I remember last week somebody suggested his girlfriend go with him. I ain't taking no fucking 17-year-old girl on vacation with my kids when they were.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 9: Thanks.
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Speaker 1: Continuing?
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Speaker 9: Yep.
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Speaker 13: When they're only fucking 15 years old and their girlfriend is 16, 17 years old, that is some bullshit. Like, I ain't fucking taking them all along.
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Speaker 7: That's a big responsibility. And they're kids.
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Speaker 13: I had those kinds of relationships when I was 15, too. I would have never expected my girlfriend to come away with us.
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Speaker 7: It's a week. He could survive.
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Speaker 1: Live and you learn. He did. He did.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He had a pretty decent time. We'll say that.
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Speaker 7: And please don't count this.
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Speaker 1: No, we're not counting.
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Speaker 7: There's a fourth talkback because I may leave another one. But as a.
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Speaker 13: PSA, if you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys, but you got it from the feed of the Elvis Duran show, it still goes to the Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 7: It has nothing to do with what feed you loaded it from. It still has everything to do with.
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Speaker 13: What podcast you're listening to, which would be the Brooklyn Boys. It's not going to go to Elvis Duran's mailbox.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I still think the jury's out on that. I don't know because... See, here's the problem. Yeah, Scary's right.
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Speaker 5: I don't know how the assistant that Scary works with does it, but if she loads it as an Elvis Duran podcast, even though it looks like a Brooklyn Boys podcast, it might think it's an Elvis Duran podcast. So I think you and I need to leave test talkbacks to see if they show up.
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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you this. When it is put in the Elvis Duran folder, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, does it have the orange Brooklyn Boys logo, the orange and blue? Yes, yes, 100%.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think it's just copied over. Then it should come to our feed. Nobody else has to do it. You and I will leave a test through the folder. Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's.
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Speaker 9: Caitlin and Mark from Bayshore.
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Speaker 1: I now know what they look like.
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Speaker 9: I want to wish him a happy birthday on the Happy Birthday Podcast.
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Speaker 1: That's not this one.
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Speaker 9: We are looking at Luke's lunch menu for school. And what is on the menu for Tuesday, September 29th? I want to pause and everyone... So the.
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Speaker 9: Famous, famous delicacy that David Brody loves Tuesday, September 29th. Chicken a la King with egg noodles and semolina.
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Speaker 6: I apologize.
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Speaker 5: A couple of people sent me their school lunch pictures of the milk cartons, and it said white milk.
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Speaker 1: So I confused Jen. You just keep jumping the gun. All right, let them talk. Let the slices have their show.
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Speaker 6: Come on.
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Speaker 1: Let's listen in and comment after.
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Speaker 6: Please.
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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old Cap.
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Speaker 3: Oh boy, trucker, one more time.
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Speaker 14: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: E-bobberino.
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Speaker 15: Woo!
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Speaker 1: You know what I figured out? I found out I got Buster Lynch on my truck.
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Speaker 7: Yes, sir. E-bobberino. Check it out.
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Speaker 1: Can you hear it? Yeah, smooth and buttery.
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Speaker 14: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 8: Woo!
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm going to take it apart and make sure it's a Buster and Lynch authentic, not a knockoff or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: But, you know, I wanted to talk about the fantasy. Yeah, I'm not really into the whole.
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Speaker 3: Football thing, I don't have a lot of time to watch football, much less a fantasy football team. But anyway, you know, what I do know is, Scooty, you do not want to overthink it, okay? Just keep your name simple and to the point, okay?
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Speaker 1: And I've got a perfect name.
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Speaker 3: For you, okay?
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Speaker 7: Check it out.
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Speaker 1: Palm Springs Pansies.
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Speaker 12: Aha!
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Speaker 3: What do you think of that, man? Then you can get the helmet with the Palm Springs pewter, you know.
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Speaker 9: Woo!
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Speaker 1: You look so slick, bro!
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Speaker 14: Yeah!
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Speaker 16: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if fantasy football. All teams have mascots, but if you got mascots and you need a mascot, it's definitely going to have to be a football player, you know, wearing the whole uniform, you know, but the jersey is going to be cut off just above the belly button.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 3: So he's showing his belly button. He's got to be wearing roller skates also and his hands on his hips there, you know, and then in the background, a couple of girls showing off their cannons there.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be such a, you'll.
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Speaker 7: Be the head of this.
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Speaker 14: Okay.
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Speaker 1: The cannons.
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Speaker 9: From Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 9: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Trucker. I don't know what happened with that one.
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Speaker 6: Is it Liam?
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Speaker 1: He left three. No, it's not Liam. Somebody from Ohio, but not Liam. I know. Not Liam, though.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right. Continuing along. Liam is always out. He's got the insects in the background. He's got birds chirping.
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Speaker 9: Josh from Ohio.
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Speaker 3: Just to point out to Skiri on episode 388 of Slice Time, yes, there is another country singer with Kelsey in it.
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Speaker 9: It'd be Kelsey Ballerini.
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Speaker 11: Yes!
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Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. Kelsey Ballerini.
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Speaker 7: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Jessica from Chattanooga.
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Speaker 12: Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Speaker 6: So I work in construction and drive an obvious work truck. Right after listening to the head nod conversation, I drove through a work zone and came up to a female flagger. We made eye contact and she gave me a quick, silent woman in the trades nod. No words needed. Love the show. Keep up the good work.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. There you go. She found her people.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so real quick, when she said Chattanooga, Tennessee, I thought, you really need to say Tennessee when it comes to Chattanooga?
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Speaker 1: Like, how many Chattanoogas are in America? Scary, I just looked it up.
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Speaker 6: A lot.
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Speaker 1: Three. There's three? Well, when they talk about the Chattanooga choo-choo, is that the Tennessee one? I think so. But there's Chattanooga, Oklahoma, Chattanooga, Ohio, and Chattanooga, Colorado.
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Speaker 6: Huh.
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Speaker 1: There's four. Where is the Chattanooga choo-choo from? Find out. Let me know.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 1: We'll get back to.
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Speaker 6: You.
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Speaker 1: From Vero Beach, Florida.
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Speaker 10: You missed a couple of song mentions.
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Speaker 9: At the end of the episode.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 16: You had said for centuries, okay.
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Speaker 1: Fall Out Boy. Thank you.
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Speaker 9: And you had said, who are you?
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Speaker 1: Okay, the who.
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Speaker 9: Have a great one.
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Speaker 1: Love your podcast. That's very good.
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Speaker 8: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Love you too. Love that.
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Speaker 5: By the way, the Chattanooga Choo Choo ran from Cincinnati, Ohio to Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Speaker 10: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Hi, Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 1: Jen, the groomer.
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Speaker 14: I am cracking up laughing listening to you guys talking about the sizes. Let me just tell you, women have had this problem for eons now. I can be a size 4 in one pair of pants, but a size 8 because it's a different manufacturer, or even a size 14 if it comes from someplace else, or if I go to a different store, it's a size 0. So none of the sizes match, but my body's the same.
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Speaker 1: Your body's the same either way. Yep. And I'm sure it's a wonderland.
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Speaker 14: My body's the same size.
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Speaker 1: John Mayer.
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Speaker 14: So women have this problem every time we try on clothes, which is why we have to try on clothes. We can't just buy a medium because a medium in JCPenney's is not the same medium that's in Macy's or the same medium that's in Burlington.
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Speaker 11: It's crazy.
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Speaker 14: I wish they'd just make them all uniform sizes. So a medium is a medium and an extra large is an extra large. Love you guys. Have a great day.
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Speaker 1: Love you.
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Speaker 5: Also, since I was in retail, I'll give you a little information. When you go to discounted brands, like Old Navy is a discounted brand of Gap and Banana Republic, the variation from one extra large to another is more varied than it is in finer clothing.
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Speaker 1: In other words.
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Speaker 5: The people making the old Navy t-shirt can make an extra large and an extra large shirt, two extra large shirts. I don't remember the exact number, but I'm going to say just for the sake of conversation, they could be an inch different or up to an inch and a quarter. Like there's, there's allowable differences. So if you try on a shirt, you may try on another shirt from the same company, the same brand, same pile, same size. It's not the same size.
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Speaker 1: All right. Didn't know that. The more you know.
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Speaker 5: I get that on Amazon. I get that on Amazon a lot. I'll order a shirt and I'm like, oh, I love this shirt. I'll get it in another color. And then it comes and I'm like, why doesn't it fit? It's the same shirt.
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Speaker 1: Motherfuckers. All right, continuing along. There's not a lot of these this week, and that's okay. People are waiting for Labor Day.
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Speaker 5: We told people they couldn't listen to this week and that day.
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Speaker 1: Labor Day was a week ago at this point. All right, continuing along.
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Speaker 7: What do we have here?
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Speaker 17: Okay, I had to scrub past all of the voicemails about getting the loan. Because I get two to three of these a day.
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Speaker 9: It is infuriating. It doesn't matter if I block it.
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Speaker 17: I report it.
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Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't.
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Speaker 9: They just keep coming.
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Speaker 1: They keep coming.
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Speaker 17: Like, how do I get off of this? I need to get off of this. It needs to stop. My voicemail is full.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we feel your pain. You should delete them. I'm starting to get them too now, Brody. I think that you gave me this disease, whatever this was.
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Speaker 5: If I keep them long enough, like my voicemail does get full. Like when you went on vacation, I had a whole bunch of them for two weeks waiting for you to come back so I could play those.
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Speaker 1: I got to clear out my inbox, so to speak. All right. Well, I got my phone answering them for me. That's how it works, yeah. No, but it actually says, leave a message and we'll give it to the person. And it types out a text message. So it never quite gets to me, but it gets to me. Because then I read them. The iPhone. I have voice to text on my phone. Yeah, I don't know what, pick your poison. I don't know what's worse, but. Whatever you have, Scary, Android had it five years ago.
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Speaker 9: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: The new flip iPhone.
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Speaker 17: And now you're telling me it's.
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Speaker 1: Samsung had it years ago.
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Speaker 17: A company can sell my phone number to another company. How many companies are doing this? It's been going on for months. When will it end?
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Speaker 1: It won't.
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 1: Our info has been bought and sold a thousand times already. And it will be bought and sold a thousand more. It'll never end. All right.
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Speaker 9: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That one was blank. What's up, Gary Jones? Hey, brother. Man, I love your podcast, dude. You and Ronnie do a great job. That Greg T, he's a bitch. He's annoying. Anyway, keep up the good work, brother.
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Speaker 3: And just to let you know, left-handed people do it right.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Now, there's an example of somebody who hasn't even... caught up to episode zero yet. Are they, are they being, are they being facetious? No, no, they're not. They're, they're listening.
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Speaker 18: They're listening to 2015, 2016. They're listening to All Fair Show. All Fair Show number 79. Wait, wait till he gets up to the, to the, to our episodes. He's like, what the hell is this shit?
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Speaker 6: What happened to Ronnie?
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Speaker 16: Who is this guy?
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Speaker 1: What happened to Ronnie? I love the fact that he called Greg T a bitch though. That's not nice. By the way, I was texting with Greg T a couple of days ago.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because I have audio of him On the morning of 9-11. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 6: Nice.
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Speaker 7: What's up, guys? This is Lee from Philly. Philly.
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Speaker 8: Philly.
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Speaker 9: Talking about the Gen Z stare.
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Speaker 7: I had it happen over the phone, though.
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Speaker 19: It's almost as glaring over the phone to receive it as it is in person, I've noticed. I spoke with a pharmacy technician the other day, seeing if a medication.
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Speaker 7: Was in stock before. My doctor had called it, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 19: And she just wasn't, I guess, prepared for that question. So she remained silent and then just hung up on me. So confused.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right. That's the audio version. Just like, uh, goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Ghosted.
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Speaker 1: It kills me. Uh-oh, here we go. That I'm a double XL in their shirts.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Lainey.
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Speaker 9: No!
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Speaker 8: XL.
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Speaker 1: I miss you, Double XL. That's a song. Holy shit. That's great. You identified that song as a song. Wow. Good job. No, the name of the song, Double XL. I remember this. Okay. First of all, shout out for going the extra mile and where you play the song hook after you call us out on it. That's next level. I like that.
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Speaker 11: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: Everybody's been doing that. No, where they actually play the hook of the song afterwards. Only he does it.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 5: What are you talking about? People play the song all the time. Do you not listen to this podcast?
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Speaker 1: For whatever reason, it's all in my head. I didn't want to buy XXL because.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Fifth Harmony.
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Speaker 1: It's all in my head.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Jason Derulo.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 4: I think you are the one for me.
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Speaker 1: I think you are the one for me. I love that shit. That'll never get old. Liam here.
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Speaker 7: Brody.
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Speaker 1: Oh, there he is.
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Speaker 10: Were there two lifeguards on scene? If that's fine, then you can stay. But if there was just that one girl, you gotta get out of the water because you got stuff to do, paperwork, clean up, everything, because they can't take the eyes off the water.
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Speaker 1: Period.
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Speaker 10: Even though if you're, uh, Olympic swimmer. They can't take your eyes off of you in the water. So it was two lifeguards.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
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Speaker 5: The pool closes at seven. She wanted to start her closing work at five to seven.
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Speaker 14: Right.
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Speaker 1: She was in anxious.
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Speaker 5: She can close the umbrella while looking at the pool.
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Speaker 6: That's it.
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Speaker 5: She had to close two umbrellas and do a water test, which she can do while I'm in the pool.
00:21:55
Speaker 1: She could have done all that, and the very last task could be get out of the pool.
00:21:59
Speaker 5: And again, the issue wasn't me getting out of the pool. I always get out of the pool. I've been in the pool for years now. I have an alarm that goes off that tells me when to get out of the pool. My issue was when I said, oh, yeah, I have an alarm set.
00:22:10
Speaker 1: I have eight minutes. She says, you have seven.
00:22:13
Speaker 5: That was my issue. When I said, does it really matter? And then she gave me the Gen Z stare. It wasn't like, oh, I have a lot of work to do. I need you to get up at five.
00:22:21
Speaker 6: I know.
00:22:22
Speaker 1: My alarm is set for 6.55. I get out. Very, very punctual.
00:22:27
Speaker 14: Yes.
00:22:28
Speaker 1: The issue was, it's not eight minutes.
00:22:30
Speaker 7: It's seven minutes.
00:22:37
Speaker 12: Two weeks and I'll be caught up, I swear. But anyway, not being caught up helps this topic. You guys were talking about women referring to their boobs.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the matter, what?
00:22:45
Speaker 5: Okay, T.Y., if you think we're upset that you're not caught up, dude just called listening to a podcast from 10 years ago. So, you're okay. Being a few episodes back is fine. Yeah, we're not upset at all. Other guy hasn't even gotten episode zero yet.
00:23:00
Speaker 1: So you're good.
00:23:00
Speaker 12: Brooklyn boy is T-Way. Give me two weeks and I'll be caught up, I swear. But anyway, not being caught up helps this topic. You guys were talking about women referring to their boobs as whatever and not a political statement, just a factual one. The president said he'd give everyone $ 5, 000 for whatever. And this woman said, I am so confident that he will not do that, that if he does, I will show my bazongas for free on the Internet. But that was funny.
00:23:27
Speaker 1: Bazongas. Oh, I would say she's safe. Yeah, but bazongas is a great word. Bazongas. But have you heard women refer to themselves as having bazongas?
00:23:38
Speaker 5: I've heard of them as gazongas and bazongas, but I've never heard a woman say, check out my bazongas.
00:23:42
Speaker 1: Or cannons.
00:23:43
Speaker 8: No.
00:23:44
Speaker 1: Or bazongas. Cannons, well, no, just that woman on the news segment.
00:23:51
Speaker 7: Brooklyn boys, Lee here.
00:23:53
Speaker 9: Yep.
00:23:54
Speaker 10: With the scams, do not answer any texts or picture or respond to any text or pictures or any call, actually, because that ends up in malware in your phone. even if you want to text them, it just ends up with malware and they're in your phone and they take all your, steal all your information and shit.
00:24:14
Speaker 7: Same thing with phone.
00:24:15
Speaker 10: You say yes because they can't hear you and you're like, uh-uh, what's going on? Cut to your bank account is that hat.
00:24:22
Speaker 1: All right. By the way, kudos to Liam for showing restraint and not saying that lifeguards are demonic. Progress.
00:24:32
Speaker 7: Liam here. Don't buy clothes out of your.
00:24:36
Speaker 10: Warp or Vietnam. Everything is narrow, ankles, shoe-wise, clothes, tights.
00:24:43
Speaker 7: Because they're small people.
00:24:44
Speaker 10: Same thing in Vietnam. Same thing with the rain gear. Trust me, I had to do all that shit because my company I worked at wanted me to wear Vietnam rain gear. So I go piss a bunch of people off trying on a bunch of rain gear just to get to become XL.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, Liam. Helpful new segment, helpful tips from Liam from Ohio.
00:25:09
Speaker 9: Scary Jones crushing the song game.
00:25:12
Speaker 1: Crushing the song game. You seem like you're okay. You're back on the cart. I apologize.
00:25:18
Speaker 9: I said, Brody is wrong again.
00:25:27
Speaker 1: Brody's wrong. You're not even trying this time.
00:25:35
Speaker 20: Brody said the MLB.
00:25:39
Speaker 9: Package is expensive.
00:25:40
Speaker 20: I guess that's relative for everyone, but it's 30 a month, only a dollar a day. The NFL package, they don't let you save money by canceling early, but MLB, you can just get it after the NBA playoffs end and you just pay for a few months before football starts.
00:25:55
Speaker 9: So you could pay less.
00:25:56
Speaker 20: Than a hundred for the season and see most of the games.
00:26:01
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:26:02
Speaker 5: I like the way he's doing the feed the homeless commercial. For only $ 30, that's a dollar a day. Less than the price of a cup of coffee. He left that out there.
00:26:09
Speaker 1: Less than the price of a cup of coffee.
00:26:10
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:26:11
Speaker 5: I got the minor league package for $ 5. 95 for one month, and then I canceled it. I only wanted to watch one month worth of games. I spent, you know, six bucks, and then I canceled it. But if you want, like, the full season, a lot of money.
00:26:25
Speaker 20: And, Brody, with the origin of the word stoop, I have.
00:26:30
Speaker 9: For you.
00:26:32
Speaker 20: You're probably going to say you knew this already, but mostly everyone knows the term Wall Street now. But that term actually started because, once again, the Dutch literally built a wall on that street.
00:26:42
Speaker 9: Everybody's going to.
00:26:43
Speaker 20: Say you knew that, but everyone else was.
00:26:45
Speaker 9: 30 years old.
00:26:46
Speaker 6: Nope.
00:26:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew that, actually. But I forgot. So thank you for the reminder. Appreciate that.
00:26:54
Speaker 20: And there's number four, last one for scary here, a question, because you're a foodie and you like good food, but you're health conscious.
00:27:01
Speaker 9: Like with the air chilled chicken.
00:27:02
Speaker 20: But do you ever say fuck it and eat Popeye's or Chick-fil-A or something like that and just let the air chilled standard slide?
00:27:11
Speaker 7: And if so, how often?
00:27:12
Speaker 20: I'm just curious.
00:27:13
Speaker 1: You're confusing wanting to eat healthy with wanting to eat bougie. There's a difference. There are times where I just reach for whatever's around. Yes, I eat everyday mall food. Look at his Instagram. Mall food cart food. I don't necessarily run into Chick-fil-A nonstop or McDonald's or any of that. I mean, if it's in front of me, am I going to deny it?
00:27:34
Speaker 6: No.
00:27:35
Speaker 1: I mean, if Wendy's is showing up with breakfast, I'm eating it. Am I going to go out of my way to go to a drive-thru? Maybe not. It depends on who is sponsoring him. I do love Chipotle, though. Are they sponsoring it tomorrow? Chipotle's great.
00:27:49
Speaker 6: Huh? Sponsor.
00:27:52
Speaker 1: No, they're not. They are. Gotta be. Of course they are. All right, gotta be. All right, Desiree. Gotta be. You gotta be. Hit the jingle. You gotta be strong. You gotta be. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you know damn well what you... By the way, had you had... Oh, the Pollo Asada was back at Chipotle. Now you hit the jingle. Hit the jingle, bitch.
00:28:12
Speaker 13: Brooklyn Boys, Becca from.
00:28:14
Speaker 6: Becca! Yeah!
00:28:26
Speaker 11: Long island brody is completely correct about the abercrombie sizing down thing i watched a whole documentary on burberry and they didn't like the fact that poor people were buying like small items with the stripes like um phone cases and scarves just had the burberry name so they actually stopped printing it for a while so.
00:28:53
Speaker 16: They could get so what really Yeah, so they stopped printing the stripes, the Burberry famous stripes on all their small, cheaper items and kept them exclusive for the bigger items to try to get their, I don't know, their clientele back or their, you know, bougie-ness.
00:29:16
Speaker 1: Right, nobody bougie wants to see a homeless person with a Burberry scarf.
00:29:19
Speaker 16: But yeah, it's crazy.
00:29:24
Speaker 5: It's legit. It's brand awareness. They want to associate. Every brand has an association and.
00:29:31
Speaker 1: They want to be.
00:29:34
Speaker 1: Spice Girls. You want to be... Did I talk about this? The Cadillac Cimarron? Did we talk about that on this podcast? I don't know if we did or not. So a long time ago, Google Cadillac Cimarron. Could have been the 80s.
00:29:46
Speaker 5: Cadillac was a very expensive car. It was considered bougie. It was before people were buying BMWs. It was like the high-end American car was the Cadillac.
00:29:55
Speaker 1: Right, you remember that? Of course, my father had one. All the big shots had Cadillacs. Hey, you got a Caddy.
00:30:01
Speaker 5: They decided, because of the price of gas in the 80s, they were going to come out with an affordable, to compete with the Camry and the Corolla, the Japanese imports, and they came out with the Cadillac Cimarron, which was an affordable little four-door compact car that this way everyone could afford a Cadillac.
00:30:17
Speaker 1: You know what it did?
00:30:18
Speaker 5: It almost killed the company. It almost killed the division. Because everyone was like, anyone can get a Cadillac now? I don't want to drive a Cadillac. That poor guy's driving a Cadillac. So now when you say, I have a Cadillac, they're like, oh, do you have one of those Cimarrons? You have to explain yourself. No, I got an expensive one. So they immediately fired all the people and, and then got rid of the kid, the Cimarron. But it was a lesson in like Z100. Don't play fucking grunge music. People want pop music.
00:30:42
Speaker 9: All right.
00:30:42
Speaker 1: That's the lesson.
00:30:43
Speaker 6: All right.
00:30:44
Speaker 1: Take a breath. Take a breath.
00:30:45
Speaker 7: The Brooklyn boys podcast.
00:30:47
Speaker 20: We will be right back.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: We're already.
00:30:50
Speaker 5: Our boss gave us that book. 22 immutable laws of marketing. I guess you never read it.
00:30:53
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:30:54
Speaker 1: We're already in the homestretch. Here we go. Stretch out that home.
00:30:59
Speaker 9: Reggie here. Yeah.
00:31:03
Speaker 17: Reggie went to Brooklyn yesterday.
00:31:05
Speaker 1: Oh, what'd you buy me?
00:31:06
Speaker 9: And I went to the roulette theater. It was great.
00:31:10
Speaker 17: We watched like this pretend trial. We were the jury.
00:31:14
Speaker 20: It was a lot of fun.
00:31:15
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
00:31:17
Speaker 17: We got pizza from a corner store.
00:31:19
Speaker 16: Oh, all right.
00:31:20
Speaker 17: It's definitely not like... You know, like one of your core pizza places.
00:31:24
Speaker 16: But it was good.
00:31:24
Speaker 1: I don't know where the roulette theater is. We should probably Google that. Figure that out. Probably not. It's in a red and black neighborhood.
00:31:32
Speaker 9: Roulette?
00:31:33
Speaker 1: Hi-oh! Thank you.
00:31:35
Speaker 17: On the way there, we took.
00:31:38
Speaker 1: The Holland Tunnel.
00:31:40
Speaker 7: It's in Williamsburg.
00:31:41
Speaker 17: One of my friends said, oh, this is Jersey City. I said, oh, this is where Scary Jones lives. She said, okay. She's like, well, Jersey City's really big. I said, well, he lives in this really nice, large building. And she said, okay, well, that is not this part. I can guarantee you that.
00:31:57
Speaker 15: Is it okay?
00:31:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, but as you're coming through the Holland Tunnel, if you went through the Holland Tunnel, you definitely could have waved at me as you were descending into the tunnel because that's where I live on those buildings.
00:32:07
Speaker 15: On the water.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: That's correct. By the way, Scary, you missed my joke. I said... The Roulette Theater is located in Wiels-iumbergs. In Wiel-iumberg. Wiel-iumberg. That was a stretch. Either way, it's in a craps neighborhood. Hi-oh!
00:32:25
Speaker 21: Hey, Bernie and Scarce, Joe in California.
00:32:29
Speaker 1: California.
00:32:30
Speaker 21: I don't have a dirty football, fantasy football name, but I've had B. John Robinson two years in a row on the third pick, so... My team name is ToInfinity and Bijan. And I use an AI thing to use Buzz Lightyear's body with Bijan Robinson's head.
00:32:54
Speaker 7: Cute.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: I like that.
00:32:56
Speaker 9: Nice.
00:32:56
Speaker 1: Creative.
00:32:58
Speaker 9: Hey, guys. It's Nicky from Long Island. Uh-oh. Nicky. I've been supporting your podcast for a very long time. Thank you. I need you more at this point. I just tore my ACL and broke my leg at MJ the musical. I fell down the stairs because I'm a handicap and they wouldn't help me and they don't.
00:33:19
Speaker 20: Have elevators and I'm just in a terrible spot, but you made me smile today.
00:33:26
Speaker 9: So thank you guys.
00:33:27
Speaker 1: I love you.
00:33:28
Speaker 5: Bye.
00:33:28
Speaker 1: Love you too. I'm so sorry that happened and Can't believe they wouldn't help her. I just feel terrible. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I hope it happened at the end of the show so she at least got to enjoy the show. Oh, that's awful. Or she gets a rain check. I hope they're doing the right thing for her. I would imagine that they are. I hope so.
00:33:52
Speaker 6: Please.
00:33:52
Speaker 1: Well, we're glad we could be here to keep you occupied while you're recovering. You can get in touch with us off air. DM Scary at Scary Jones. Please. Let me see. I want to see if I could help you out. We work with them, and they're great people at MJ the Musical. And then there's also the people that.
00:34:11
Speaker 5: No relation to MJ from NJ the Musical.
00:34:13
Speaker 1: No, MJ from NJ is somebody else. Yeah, she has her own thing, yeah. She's got her own musical in her head. That's right, yeah. All right.
00:34:21
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Michelle from.
00:34:24
Speaker 2: Upstate i was just leaving a message about the clothing sizes two funny stories is i remember my seventh grade geography teacher his name is mr orner he's a very tiny man and he would always wear levi jeans but he always ripped the size tag off of his pants so it's like a running joke even amongst us in seventh grade that he didn't want us to know his waist size and height that's very.
00:34:49
Speaker 1: Funny Yes, of course. Levi's.
00:34:53
Speaker 5: I mean, it's classic Levi, but if I lose weight, I'll be glad to put them on.
00:34:59
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look at me. I'm down or whatever.
00:35:01
Speaker 5: But if I gain weight and I have to get a bigger pair, I'm wearing shirts with the tails out so it covers the pants.
00:35:07
Speaker 2: And the other story was my friend and I went shopping a couple years ago for a work Christmas party. And she was very upset because she kept trying on shirts and they didn't fit her. And she's like, guys, I'm telling you, like, I didn't know I gained this much weight. I used to always wear a medium. She finally got a medium shirt.
00:35:25
Speaker 1: She put it on.
00:35:26
Speaker 9: She's like, see, I told you I wear a medium. She bought it, took it home.
00:35:30
Speaker 2: And later she sent us a text and said that it was a maternity medium.
00:35:33
Speaker 1: That's awful.
00:35:37
Speaker 5: You know, I was going to say, if you want to feel good about sizing, just buy maternity shirt.
00:35:40
Speaker 1: Buy maternity clothes. But yeah, that's hilarious. Brody and Scary.
00:35:46
Speaker 6: Scary and Brody.
00:35:47
Speaker 1: It's Dez. That's Dez.
00:35:48
Speaker 4: Talking about the sizing of all these different companies that make pants and other shit, especially like European sizing. Every American is like triple XL in every other place but here. So I feel like our sizes generally fit the right way. But even then, look at women's sizing. A size 8 in pants is also a size 10 and a 14. And it really depends on where you buy it. They're never the same.
00:36:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we can't really feel bad about these things.
00:36:19
Speaker 5: I'm okay with it. Women have it worse because... a size eight, like women are bigger and smaller in different areas.
00:36:26
Speaker 19: Yeah.
00:36:27
Speaker 3: Right.
00:36:27
Speaker 5: Like you could have bigger hips, a smaller top. And then another woman is a big top and a smaller butt. And you're roughly the same weight and height.
00:36:35
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:36:37
Speaker 1: With guys, it's always in your belly really.
00:36:39
Speaker 19: Yeah.
00:36:40
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
00:36:41
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:36:42
Speaker 4: So I feel like no matter where you go, you could never really trust the size. And that's another reason why I never buy clothing for people as a gift, because you don't want to be disrespectful or rude. You don't want to guess their size and have them be like, well, like what you do think that I was an extra large, but you know, sometimes you do your best. You hold it up to yourself and you say, well, what size would this be? Do you think that like, you know, Oh, he's the same size as me.
00:37:07
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:37:07
Speaker 4: And you try and then you're wrong and you look like an asshole. Last but not least, bras.
00:37:14
Speaker 1: The bazoom? The ones that hold your cannons?
00:37:16
Speaker 4: I will say bras are the only thing, as a female, that I could say that a double D or a triple D cup is a double D or triple D in another bra.
00:37:25
Speaker 10: Okay?
00:37:26
Speaker 4: Except sports bras, maybe. That's the only one that I feel like is a little different because sometimes you need a little bit of extra room.
00:37:34
Speaker 9: Whatever.
00:37:35
Speaker 4: Other than that, I don't know. I like putting my bombs all up in the triple D's, baby.
00:37:43
Speaker 5: By the way, if you think about it, why would you call your boobs cannons when you should call them cannonballs?
00:37:53
Speaker 1: This is true. A penis is a cannon. Yeah, that would be a hell of a shape of a boob if you call them a cannon. Yes, I'm saying a cannon is penis-shaped. It should be like, oh, check out my cannon. More importantly, same thing, by the way.
00:38:06
Speaker 5: Someone I know has a kid on a swim team, and the swim team is named the Cannons. Shouldn't you name them the Cannonballs?
00:38:14
Speaker 1: Probably. When you jump in the pool, do you do a cannon or do a cannonball?
00:38:18
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:38:19
Speaker 6: Truth.
00:38:19
Speaker 1: Do a cannonball.
00:38:20
Speaker 9: All right.
00:38:21
Speaker 5: The cannonball shoots across. The cannon doesn't move. Hey, our swim team, we're large and we stay where we are.
00:38:28
Speaker 7: My bad, B-Boys.
00:38:30
Speaker 13: I was wrong.
00:38:32
Speaker 9: Justin was wrong.
00:38:35
Speaker 19: But see how that's so easy to admit, Brody?
00:38:39
Speaker 9: See, it's really easy to admit you're.
00:38:41
Speaker 12: Wrong and not just say, oh, I was thinking of something else.
00:38:45
Speaker 1: Oh, I was thinking of that or this or that.
00:38:48
Speaker 3: No, I was just wrong.
00:38:49
Speaker 20: For some reason, I heard Kelsey Musgraves instead of her name actually being Casey Musgraves.
00:38:55
Speaker 9: See, Brody, it's not hard to be wrong.
00:38:57
Speaker 1: You're trying to say that Brody doesn't admit to the times he's wrong and he always has to argue his way out of the paper. I said I didn't know Wall Street was named after a wall, didn't I? I guess. I admit when I'm wrong, but sometimes I like to explain why I had a brain fart.
00:39:09
Speaker 6: All right.
00:39:10
Speaker 5: You don't always have to do that. That's not me trying to get out of it. It's just like, oh, I had a brain fart. I was thinking of another person with that name.
00:39:16
Speaker 1: That happens.
00:39:17
Speaker 9: Brody, he's a 15-year-old kid.
00:39:21
Speaker 12: I think we can refrain from all the dirty jokes that you have over a 15-year-old kid.
00:39:26
Speaker 9: Epstein.
00:39:29
Speaker 8: What?
00:39:31
Speaker 5: The jokes were not about a real, it was a hypothetical, scary story.
00:39:36
Speaker 1: They weren't to him.
00:39:37
Speaker 5: I was exaggerating the fact that he is in fact having sex with an older woman. Yes, he's 15, but he's not having sex with an adult male or an adult woman. He may or may not be having arrangements Listen, I'm a 15-year-old with a 16-year-old. That's different than a 15-year-old with adults. But I get your point. It was joking about a 15-year-old, but it was really.
00:40:03
Speaker 7: About picking on Scary. And it's always Brody and Scary.
00:40:07
Speaker 15: And you know why it's always Brody and Scary? Leg motherfucking Ontario motherfucker.
00:40:15
Speaker 7: That's the tweet. Scary Jones.
00:40:21
Speaker 1: Plant daddy.
00:40:21
Speaker 7: Allegedly.
00:40:22
Speaker 19: Presumably.
00:40:23
Speaker 7: Technically not, but okay. What's the update on the plant that was dying? One leaf left.
00:40:29
Speaker 1: One life to live.
00:40:30
Speaker 7: It's still okay? Did it die?
00:40:31
Speaker 1: Did you kill the plant?
00:40:33
Speaker 7: Or is the plant alive? Please update us.
00:40:39
Speaker 1: It's droopy. It's alive. The leaves are green. They're not brown. They're just droopy. And they're, you know, again, they're a little, they're a little wavy. The leaves are wavy. I want nice straight leaves. And maybe that's what this plant does.
00:40:52
Speaker 6: I don't know.
00:40:53
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what they see. I heard all the leaves were brown. The sky, the sky remains. This, the sky is gray. The sky is gray. The lyrics to one of the most famous songs. The sky is gray.
00:41:06
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:41:07
Speaker 1: The leaves are brown, the sky is gray, and the sky remains? What would that mean? Oh, and the sky is gray. And the sky. And the sky is gray. Yeah, I got my. I'll be safe and warm. Good night.
00:41:19
Speaker 7: Hey, Brooklyn Post, you can follow this. And he saw this pretty scary. It was in LA.
00:41:22
Speaker 15: To remind you of the topic is the time Brody saw a car that was full of garbage. And he saw a window being held by a screwdriver. Yes, that is most common use. The screwdriver holds window up 99% of the times. And when you don't do that, then the homeless people get in and sometimes you get your shit stolen.
00:41:47
Speaker 7: Even though it looks like all trash, it's not.
00:41:50
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
00:41:51
Speaker 5: The window was half open or half closed, depending if you're an optimist or not. The screwdriver wasn't keeping the window closed. It was just jammed into the window as if the screwdriver was gone, the glass would drop into the door.
00:42:04
Speaker 1: That's what it looked like.
00:42:06
Speaker 10: All right.
00:42:07
Speaker 1: This is the final talkback, and it looks like it appears to be from Juan Valdez as well.
00:42:12
Speaker 7: Hey, you broke your voice, Juan Valdez. I didn't saw this morning. It's scary. On the BLT, it's not a sandwich. You know what? Scary Jones, I politely think you are deep shit. But politely.
00:42:26
Speaker 15: I like you as a person. You look good for your age. But BLT, anything can be a sandwich. If a grilled cheese... It's a sandwich. If just a bread with butter is a sandwich, then it's a sandwich.
00:42:42
Speaker 9: All right.
00:42:43
Speaker 1: I don't know if a bread with butter is a sandwich. Bread and butter is not a sandwich. No, that's different. If you get a roll with butter, that's a roll with butter. It's not a sandwich. It's a roll. I don't know. I give up on all this, but thank you. You should.
00:42:54
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:42:55
Speaker 6: All right.
00:42:55
Speaker 1: I'm going to retire the bacon BLT. The BLT is not a sandwich conversation. I'm done with that one. Because you lost.
00:43:04
Speaker 5: Why can't you be like me when you lost?
00:43:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
00:43:07
Speaker 5: Go fuck yourself.
00:43:09
Speaker 1: It's slice time.
00:43:10
Speaker 18: Getting slice reactions.
00:43:16
Speaker 1: Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.
00:43:20
Speaker 7: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:43:22
Speaker 1: Baby.
00:43:22
Speaker 7: Tell all the friends you're good beyond.
00:43:24
Speaker 6: It's slice.
00:43:27
Speaker 9: Time.
00:43:27
Speaker 10: Free dessert.
Speaker 1: Getting sliced reactions. Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.
00:00:16
Speaker 2: Talk facts are phenomenal.
00:00:18
Speaker 3: Baby.
00:00:18
Speaker 1: Tell all the friends you could be on.
00:00:20
Speaker 4: It's slice time.
00:00:23
Speaker 1: Free dessert. Welcome to Brooklyn Boys. Slice time for episode 389 and beyond. How's it going, David Brody?
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Speaker 5: It's going well, Scary Jones. Excited to hear what our Our listeners have to say this week.
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Speaker 1: Are you? Yes. We start on a positive.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And then sometimes... And then there's always someone that tweaks us a little bit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But most of the time, it's very fun. We start happy and positive and fun and we leave exasperated and not wanting to deal with it. No, I'm kidding. No, we don't. Anyway, this is the show about the show. This is not the main episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. This is basically feedback on previous episodes. So we appreciate your... your patronage and for dropping your talk back over that microphone. When you hit that microphone button only exclusively on the I heart radio app, that's how you get to do this.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 1: So for other people, well, next time, listen to the I heart radio app. What can I tell you?
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: Here's this week's feedback. Shall we?
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Speaker 6: Surely.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn, boys.
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Speaker 7: DP from NC.
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Speaker 3: You already know who the fuck it is because of the background noise.
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Speaker 6: But anyway, scary.
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Speaker 1: You're talking about how the hell could I never go.
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Speaker 7: To Charleston, South Carolina.
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Speaker 8: Well, I know it sounds crazy, but when you go a little further south, the states get a.
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Speaker 1: Lot fucking bigger.
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Speaker 3: And the time it takes me, I live about 45 minutes north of Raleigh.
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Speaker 8: The time it takes me to drive from where I live to Charlotte.
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Speaker 6: North Carolina.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so what I was saying, I live about 45 minutes north of Raleigh. The time it takes me to drive from my place down to Charlotte, North Carolina, which is pretty close to the South Carolina border, is about four hours. If I wanted to go from my place to Myrtle Beach in South.
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Speaker 7: Carolina, about four hours.
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Speaker 8: If I wanted to go from my place to Washington, D.C. or Maryland to, like, the MGM to go play a little blackjack, it's the same amount of time.
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Speaker 9: Like, going south, just 10 minutes.
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Speaker 8: And plus, the North Carolina coast. Coast is way better than the South Carolina coast. South Carolina coast is full of broken beer.
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Speaker 7: Bottles and cracked pipes.
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Speaker 8: North Carolina coast got, I mean we got some stingrays, I got stung by one, that shit sucks. But we got wild horses that run around the outer banks, a bunch of old pirate shit and shit sticking.
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Speaker 10: Out the water.
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Speaker 9: It's fucking cool.
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Speaker 8: And we're not, it's not as many drunk people and shit, I mean there is in a couple places, but it's a lot more like local, laid back, relaxed shit.
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Speaker 1: You would prefer North Carolina more. And I'm not disagreeing with that. Nothing, no shade there. And this stemmed from the question that I asked, since he is from North Carolina, he had said he'd never been to Charleston, South Carolina, a place that I'm going to be visiting in a few weeks. But this is exactly the problem with America.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The guy lives four hours from South Carolina and he's prejudging Charleston and he's throwing it in with one of these other cities. The thing is, he's not. No, he has not. You cannot come away with Charleston going to Charleston, South Carolina and tell me. that it's a shitty place. First of all, all the chefs are moving there. It's got an amazing restaurant arts and culture scene. The houses... Hold on, let me finish what I'm talking about. Just keep talking over me.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: If you insist. What I'm saying is, I'm on a point here. See, DC from NC.
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Speaker 1: The reason why I was shocked was because you live so close to SC. Four hours is nothing. If you're telling me that you could go four hours to DC or to Gamble, you're willing to travel four hours there or to Charlotte. Why not see what Charleston does? has in store for you. I think he told you.
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Speaker 5: Everyone he knows who's been there said it's syringes and beer bottles on the beach.
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Speaker 1: Now, you may go to a different beach, Skiri. But that's Myrtle Beach.
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Speaker 5: Okay, that's what he's referencing, his secondhand knowledge. So you go, you can come back with a nice review.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Moving on. I know, I would like DP to check out the rest of SC.
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Speaker 5: Look, I would imagine if we have listeners in one of the Dakotas, they would probably say that they haven't been to the other Dakota necessarily.
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Speaker 1: It's just wild. It's a neighboring state. And I know they're big states. All right. I don't want to pick a fight. It's early in this podcast.
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Speaker 7: Here we go.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 7: Here we go.
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Speaker 9: All right.
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Speaker 1: Push the button.
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Speaker 7: Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 9: T-Way here.
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Speaker 7: Still T-Way.
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Speaker 12: Far as hell behind, so somebody else might have said this, but talking about songs that people don't get the meaning of, a few popular ones that everybody's heard and might not know the meaning of, like the Pina Colada song. Both of them are terrible humans who are trying to cheat on each other and wind up finding each other on a dating site, something, whatever they did back in the olden David Brody scary times.
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Speaker 7: Another is another one.
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Speaker 1: Another one.
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Speaker 12: Uh is the a team by ed sharon which just sounds so sweet and nice but it's about a coke addicted prostitute that's always awesome and another favorite of mine swimming pools by kendrick lamar is not about getting drunk it's about abusing alcohol.
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Speaker 1: Okay well that's close i didn't know that all right but that's close if you're like oh it's not about getting drunk and you said it's about killing turtles i'd be like oh my god who knew But, I mean, it's still alcohol.
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Speaker 7: Vinny, again, whoever it was that said.
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Speaker 13: Scary wouldn't have wanted to go with his parents when he was young or whatever. At 15 years old, you get no fucking say in whether you go with.
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Speaker 7: Your parents or not.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 7: And you're appreciative, especially if your.
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Speaker 13: Parents, you know, if it costs them a lot of money or they don't have that kind of money where it doesn't make a difference. And I remember last week somebody suggested his girlfriend go with him. I ain't taking no fucking 17-year-old girl on vacation with my kids when they were.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 9: Thanks.
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Speaker 1: Continuing?
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Speaker 9: Yep.
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Speaker 13: When they're only fucking 15 years old and their girlfriend is 16, 17 years old, that is some bullshit. Like, I ain't fucking taking them all along.
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Speaker 7: That's a big responsibility. And they're kids.
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Speaker 13: I had those kinds of relationships when I was 15, too. I would have never expected my girlfriend to come away with us.
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Speaker 7: It's a week. He could survive.
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Speaker 1: Live and you learn. He did. He did.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He had a pretty decent time. We'll say that.
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Speaker 7: And please don't count this.
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Speaker 1: No, we're not counting.
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Speaker 7: There's a fourth talkback because I may leave another one. But as a.
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Speaker 13: PSA, if you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys, but you got it from the feed of the Elvis Duran show, it still goes to the Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 7: It has nothing to do with what feed you loaded it from. It still has everything to do with.
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Speaker 13: What podcast you're listening to, which would be the Brooklyn Boys. It's not going to go to Elvis Duran's mailbox.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I still think the jury's out on that. I don't know because... See, here's the problem. Yeah, Scary's right.
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Speaker 5: I don't know how the assistant that Scary works with does it, but if she loads it as an Elvis Duran podcast, even though it looks like a Brooklyn Boys podcast, it might think it's an Elvis Duran podcast. So I think you and I need to leave test talkbacks to see if they show up.
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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you this. When it is put in the Elvis Duran folder, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, does it have the orange Brooklyn Boys logo, the orange and blue? Yes, yes, 100%.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think it's just copied over. Then it should come to our feed. Nobody else has to do it. You and I will leave a test through the folder. Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's.
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Speaker 9: Caitlin and Mark from Bayshore.
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Speaker 1: I now know what they look like.
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Speaker 9: I want to wish him a happy birthday on the Happy Birthday Podcast.
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Speaker 1: That's not this one.
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Speaker 9: We are looking at Luke's lunch menu for school. And what is on the menu for Tuesday, September 29th? I want to pause and everyone... So the.
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Speaker 9: Famous, famous delicacy that David Brody loves Tuesday, September 29th. Chicken a la King with egg noodles and semolina.
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Speaker 6: I apologize.
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Speaker 5: A couple of people sent me their school lunch pictures of the milk cartons, and it said white milk.
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Speaker 1: So I confused Jen. You just keep jumping the gun. All right, let them talk. Let the slices have their show.
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Speaker 6: Come on.
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Speaker 1: Let's listen in and comment after.
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Speaker 6: Please.
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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me, the old Cap.
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Speaker 3: Oh boy, trucker, one more time.
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Speaker 14: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: E-bobberino.
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Speaker 15: Woo!
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Speaker 1: You know what I figured out? I found out I got Buster Lynch on my truck.
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Speaker 7: Yes, sir. E-bobberino. Check it out.
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Speaker 1: Can you hear it? Yeah, smooth and buttery.
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Speaker 14: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 8: Woo!
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm going to take it apart and make sure it's a Buster and Lynch authentic, not a knockoff or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: But, you know, I wanted to talk about the fantasy. Yeah, I'm not really into the whole.
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Speaker 3: Football thing, I don't have a lot of time to watch football, much less a fantasy football team. But anyway, you know, what I do know is, Scooty, you do not want to overthink it, okay? Just keep your name simple and to the point, okay?
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Speaker 1: And I've got a perfect name.
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Speaker 3: For you, okay?
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Speaker 7: Check it out.
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Speaker 1: Palm Springs Pansies.
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Speaker 12: Aha!
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Speaker 3: What do you think of that, man? Then you can get the helmet with the Palm Springs pewter, you know.
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Speaker 9: Woo!
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Speaker 1: You look so slick, bro!
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Speaker 14: Yeah!
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Speaker 16: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if fantasy football. All teams have mascots, but if you got mascots and you need a mascot, it's definitely going to have to be a football player, you know, wearing the whole uniform, you know, but the jersey is going to be cut off just above the belly button.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 3: So he's showing his belly button. He's got to be wearing roller skates also and his hands on his hips there, you know, and then in the background, a couple of girls showing off their cannons there.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be such a, you'll.
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Speaker 7: Be the head of this.
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Speaker 14: Okay.
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Speaker 1: The cannons.
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Speaker 9: From Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 9: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Trucker. I don't know what happened with that one.
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Speaker 6: Is it Liam?
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Speaker 1: He left three. No, it's not Liam. Somebody from Ohio, but not Liam. I know. Not Liam, though.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right. Continuing along. Liam is always out. He's got the insects in the background. He's got birds chirping.
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Speaker 9: Josh from Ohio.
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Speaker 3: Just to point out to Skiri on episode 388 of Slice Time, yes, there is another country singer with Kelsey in it.
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Speaker 9: It'd be Kelsey Ballerini.
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Speaker 11: Yes!
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Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. Kelsey Ballerini.
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Speaker 7: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Jessica from Chattanooga.
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Speaker 12: Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Speaker 6: So I work in construction and drive an obvious work truck. Right after listening to the head nod conversation, I drove through a work zone and came up to a female flagger. We made eye contact and she gave me a quick, silent woman in the trades nod. No words needed. Love the show. Keep up the good work.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. There you go. She found her people.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so real quick, when she said Chattanooga, Tennessee, I thought, you really need to say Tennessee when it comes to Chattanooga?
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Speaker 1: Like, how many Chattanoogas are in America? Scary, I just looked it up.
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Speaker 6: A lot.
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Speaker 1: Three. There's three? Well, when they talk about the Chattanooga choo-choo, is that the Tennessee one? I think so. But there's Chattanooga, Oklahoma, Chattanooga, Ohio, and Chattanooga, Colorado.
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Speaker 6: Huh.
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Speaker 1: There's four. Where is the Chattanooga choo-choo from? Find out. Let me know.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 1: We'll get back to.
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Speaker 6: You.
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Speaker 1: From Vero Beach, Florida.
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Speaker 10: You missed a couple of song mentions.
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Speaker 9: At the end of the episode.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 16: You had said for centuries, okay.
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Speaker 1: Fall Out Boy. Thank you.
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Speaker 9: And you had said, who are you?
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Speaker 1: Okay, the who.
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Speaker 9: Have a great one.
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Speaker 1: Love your podcast. That's very good.
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Speaker 8: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Love you too. Love that.
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Speaker 5: By the way, the Chattanooga Choo Choo ran from Cincinnati, Ohio to Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Speaker 10: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Hi, Brooklyn boys.
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Speaker 1: Jen, the groomer.
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Speaker 14: I am cracking up laughing listening to you guys talking about the sizes. Let me just tell you, women have had this problem for eons now. I can be a size 4 in one pair of pants, but a size 8 because it's a different manufacturer, or even a size 14 if it comes from someplace else, or if I go to a different store, it's a size 0. So none of the sizes match, but my body's the same.
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Speaker 1: Your body's the same either way. Yep. And I'm sure it's a wonderland.
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Speaker 14: My body's the same size.
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Speaker 1: John Mayer.
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Speaker 14: So women have this problem every time we try on clothes, which is why we have to try on clothes. We can't just buy a medium because a medium in JCPenney's is not the same medium that's in Macy's or the same medium that's in Burlington.
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Speaker 11: It's crazy.
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Speaker 14: I wish they'd just make them all uniform sizes. So a medium is a medium and an extra large is an extra large. Love you guys. Have a great day.
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Speaker 1: Love you.
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Speaker 5: Also, since I was in retail, I'll give you a little information. When you go to discounted brands, like Old Navy is a discounted brand of Gap and Banana Republic, the variation from one extra large to another is more varied than it is in finer clothing.
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Speaker 1: In other words.
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Speaker 5: The people making the old Navy t-shirt can make an extra large and an extra large shirt, two extra large shirts. I don't remember the exact number, but I'm going to say just for the sake of conversation, they could be an inch different or up to an inch and a quarter. Like there's, there's allowable differences. So if you try on a shirt, you may try on another shirt from the same company, the same brand, same pile, same size. It's not the same size.
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Speaker 1: All right. Didn't know that. The more you know.
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Speaker 5: I get that on Amazon. I get that on Amazon a lot. I'll order a shirt and I'm like, oh, I love this shirt. I'll get it in another color. And then it comes and I'm like, why doesn't it fit? It's the same shirt.
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Speaker 1: Motherfuckers. All right, continuing along. There's not a lot of these this week, and that's okay. People are waiting for Labor Day.
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Speaker 5: We told people they couldn't listen to this week and that day.
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Speaker 1: Labor Day was a week ago at this point. All right, continuing along.
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Speaker 7: What do we have here?
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Speaker 17: Okay, I had to scrub past all of the voicemails about getting the loan. Because I get two to three of these a day.
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Speaker 9: It is infuriating. It doesn't matter if I block it.
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Speaker 17: I report it.
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Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't.
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Speaker 9: They just keep coming.
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Speaker 1: They keep coming.
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Speaker 17: Like, how do I get off of this? I need to get off of this. It needs to stop. My voicemail is full.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we feel your pain. You should delete them. I'm starting to get them too now, Brody. I think that you gave me this disease, whatever this was.
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Speaker 5: If I keep them long enough, like my voicemail does get full. Like when you went on vacation, I had a whole bunch of them for two weeks waiting for you to come back so I could play those.
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Speaker 1: I got to clear out my inbox, so to speak. All right. Well, I got my phone answering them for me. That's how it works, yeah. No, but it actually says, leave a message and we'll give it to the person. And it types out a text message. So it never quite gets to me, but it gets to me. Because then I read them. The iPhone. I have voice to text on my phone. Yeah, I don't know what, pick your poison. I don't know what's worse, but. Whatever you have, Scary, Android had it five years ago.
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Speaker 9: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: The new flip iPhone.
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Speaker 17: And now you're telling me it's.
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Speaker 1: Samsung had it years ago.
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Speaker 17: A company can sell my phone number to another company. How many companies are doing this? It's been going on for months. When will it end?
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Speaker 1: It won't.
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 1: Our info has been bought and sold a thousand times already. And it will be bought and sold a thousand more. It'll never end. All right.
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Speaker 9: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That one was blank. What's up, Gary Jones? Hey, brother. Man, I love your podcast, dude. You and Ronnie do a great job. That Greg T, he's a bitch. He's annoying. Anyway, keep up the good work, brother.
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Speaker 3: And just to let you know, left-handed people do it right.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Now, there's an example of somebody who hasn't even... caught up to episode zero yet. Are they, are they being, are they being facetious? No, no, they're not. They're, they're listening.
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Speaker 18: They're listening to 2015, 2016. They're listening to All Fair Show. All Fair Show number 79. Wait, wait till he gets up to the, to the, to our episodes. He's like, what the hell is this shit?
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Speaker 6: What happened to Ronnie?
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Speaker 16: Who is this guy?
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Speaker 1: What happened to Ronnie? I love the fact that he called Greg T a bitch though. That's not nice. By the way, I was texting with Greg T a couple of days ago.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because I have audio of him On the morning of 9-11. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 6: Nice.
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Speaker 7: What's up, guys? This is Lee from Philly. Philly.
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Speaker 8: Philly.
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Speaker 9: Talking about the Gen Z stare.
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Speaker 7: I had it happen over the phone, though.
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Speaker 19: It's almost as glaring over the phone to receive it as it is in person, I've noticed. I spoke with a pharmacy technician the other day, seeing if a medication.
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Speaker 7: Was in stock before. My doctor had called it, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 19: And she just wasn't, I guess, prepared for that question. So she remained silent and then just hung up on me. So confused.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right. That's the audio version. Just like, uh, goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Ghosted.
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Speaker 1: It kills me. Uh-oh, here we go. That I'm a double XL in their shirts.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Lainey.
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Speaker 9: No!
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Speaker 8: XL.
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Speaker 1: I miss you, Double XL. That's a song. Holy shit. That's great. You identified that song as a song. Wow. Good job. No, the name of the song, Double XL. I remember this. Okay. First of all, shout out for going the extra mile and where you play the song hook after you call us out on it. That's next level. I like that.
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Speaker 11: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: Everybody's been doing that. No, where they actually play the hook of the song afterwards. Only he does it.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 5: What are you talking about? People play the song all the time. Do you not listen to this podcast?
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Speaker 1: For whatever reason, it's all in my head. I didn't want to buy XXL because.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Fifth Harmony.
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Speaker 1: It's all in my head.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Jason Derulo.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 4: I think you are the one for me.
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Speaker 1: I think you are the one for me. I love that shit. That'll never get old. Liam here.
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Speaker 7: Brody.
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Speaker 1: Oh, there he is.
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Speaker 10: Were there two lifeguards on scene? If that's fine, then you can stay. But if there was just that one girl, you gotta get out of the water because you got stuff to do, paperwork, clean up, everything, because they can't take the eyes off the water.
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Speaker 1: Period.
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Speaker 10: Even though if you're, uh, Olympic swimmer. They can't take your eyes off of you in the water. So it was two lifeguards.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
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Speaker 5: The pool closes at seven. She wanted to start her closing work at five to seven.
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Speaker 14: Right.
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Speaker 1: She was in anxious.
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Speaker 5: She can close the umbrella while looking at the pool.
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Speaker 6: That's it.
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Speaker 5: She had to close two umbrellas and do a water test, which she can do while I'm in the pool.
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Speaker 1: She could have done all that, and the very last task could be get out of the pool.
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Speaker 5: And again, the issue wasn't me getting out of the pool. I always get out of the pool. I've been in the pool for years now. I have an alarm that goes off that tells me when to get out of the pool. My issue was when I said, oh, yeah, I have an alarm set.
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Speaker 1: I have eight minutes. She says, you have seven.
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Speaker 5: That was my issue. When I said, does it really matter? And then she gave me the Gen Z stare. It wasn't like, oh, I have a lot of work to do. I need you to get up at five.
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Speaker 6: I know.
00:22:22
Speaker 1: My alarm is set for 6.55. I get out. Very, very punctual.
00:22:27
Speaker 14: Yes.
00:22:28
Speaker 1: The issue was, it's not eight minutes.
00:22:30
Speaker 7: It's seven minutes.
00:22:37
Speaker 12: Two weeks and I'll be caught up, I swear. But anyway, not being caught up helps this topic. You guys were talking about women referring to their boobs.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the matter, what?
00:22:45
Speaker 5: Okay, T.Y., if you think we're upset that you're not caught up, dude just called listening to a podcast from 10 years ago. So, you're okay. Being a few episodes back is fine. Yeah, we're not upset at all. Other guy hasn't even gotten episode zero yet.
00:23:00
Speaker 1: So you're good.
00:23:00
Speaker 12: Brooklyn boy is T-Way. Give me two weeks and I'll be caught up, I swear. But anyway, not being caught up helps this topic. You guys were talking about women referring to their boobs as whatever and not a political statement, just a factual one. The president said he'd give everyone $ 5, 000 for whatever. And this woman said, I am so confident that he will not do that, that if he does, I will show my bazongas for free on the Internet. But that was funny.
00:23:27
Speaker 1: Bazongas. Oh, I would say she's safe. Yeah, but bazongas is a great word. Bazongas. But have you heard women refer to themselves as having bazongas?
00:23:38
Speaker 5: I've heard of them as gazongas and bazongas, but I've never heard a woman say, check out my bazongas.
00:23:42
Speaker 1: Or cannons.
00:23:43
Speaker 8: No.
00:23:44
Speaker 1: Or bazongas. Cannons, well, no, just that woman on the news segment.
00:23:51
Speaker 7: Brooklyn boys, Lee here.
00:23:53
Speaker 9: Yep.
00:23:54
Speaker 10: With the scams, do not answer any texts or picture or respond to any text or pictures or any call, actually, because that ends up in malware in your phone. even if you want to text them, it just ends up with malware and they're in your phone and they take all your, steal all your information and shit.
00:24:14
Speaker 7: Same thing with phone.
00:24:15
Speaker 10: You say yes because they can't hear you and you're like, uh-uh, what's going on? Cut to your bank account is that hat.
00:24:22
Speaker 1: All right. By the way, kudos to Liam for showing restraint and not saying that lifeguards are demonic. Progress.
00:24:32
Speaker 7: Liam here. Don't buy clothes out of your.
00:24:36
Speaker 10: Warp or Vietnam. Everything is narrow, ankles, shoe-wise, clothes, tights.
00:24:43
Speaker 7: Because they're small people.
00:24:44
Speaker 10: Same thing in Vietnam. Same thing with the rain gear. Trust me, I had to do all that shit because my company I worked at wanted me to wear Vietnam rain gear. So I go piss a bunch of people off trying on a bunch of rain gear just to get to become XL.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, Liam. Helpful new segment, helpful tips from Liam from Ohio.
00:25:09
Speaker 9: Scary Jones crushing the song game.
00:25:12
Speaker 1: Crushing the song game. You seem like you're okay. You're back on the cart. I apologize.
00:25:18
Speaker 9: I said, Brody is wrong again.
00:25:27
Speaker 1: Brody's wrong. You're not even trying this time.
00:25:35
Speaker 20: Brody said the MLB.
00:25:39
Speaker 9: Package is expensive.
00:25:40
Speaker 20: I guess that's relative for everyone, but it's 30 a month, only a dollar a day. The NFL package, they don't let you save money by canceling early, but MLB, you can just get it after the NBA playoffs end and you just pay for a few months before football starts.
00:25:55
Speaker 9: So you could pay less.
00:25:56
Speaker 20: Than a hundred for the season and see most of the games.
00:26:01
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:26:02
Speaker 5: I like the way he's doing the feed the homeless commercial. For only $ 30, that's a dollar a day. Less than the price of a cup of coffee. He left that out there.
00:26:09
Speaker 1: Less than the price of a cup of coffee.
00:26:10
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:26:11
Speaker 5: I got the minor league package for $ 5. 95 for one month, and then I canceled it. I only wanted to watch one month worth of games. I spent, you know, six bucks, and then I canceled it. But if you want, like, the full season, a lot of money.
00:26:25
Speaker 20: And, Brody, with the origin of the word stoop, I have.
00:26:30
Speaker 9: For you.
00:26:32
Speaker 20: You're probably going to say you knew this already, but mostly everyone knows the term Wall Street now. But that term actually started because, once again, the Dutch literally built a wall on that street.
00:26:42
Speaker 9: Everybody's going to.
00:26:43
Speaker 20: Say you knew that, but everyone else was.
00:26:45
Speaker 9: 30 years old.
00:26:46
Speaker 6: Nope.
00:26:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew that, actually. But I forgot. So thank you for the reminder. Appreciate that.
00:26:54
Speaker 20: And there's number four, last one for scary here, a question, because you're a foodie and you like good food, but you're health conscious.
00:27:01
Speaker 9: Like with the air chilled chicken.
00:27:02
Speaker 20: But do you ever say fuck it and eat Popeye's or Chick-fil-A or something like that and just let the air chilled standard slide?
00:27:11
Speaker 7: And if so, how often?
00:27:12
Speaker 20: I'm just curious.
00:27:13
Speaker 1: You're confusing wanting to eat healthy with wanting to eat bougie. There's a difference. There are times where I just reach for whatever's around. Yes, I eat everyday mall food. Look at his Instagram. Mall food cart food. I don't necessarily run into Chick-fil-A nonstop or McDonald's or any of that. I mean, if it's in front of me, am I going to deny it?
00:27:34
Speaker 6: No.
00:27:35
Speaker 1: I mean, if Wendy's is showing up with breakfast, I'm eating it. Am I going to go out of my way to go to a drive-thru? Maybe not. It depends on who is sponsoring him. I do love Chipotle, though. Are they sponsoring it tomorrow? Chipotle's great.
00:27:49
Speaker 6: Huh? Sponsor.
00:27:52
Speaker 1: No, they're not. They are. Gotta be. Of course they are. All right, gotta be. All right, Desiree. Gotta be. You gotta be. Hit the jingle. You gotta be strong. You gotta be. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you know damn well what you... By the way, had you had... Oh, the Pollo Asada was back at Chipotle. Now you hit the jingle. Hit the jingle, bitch.
00:28:12
Speaker 13: Brooklyn Boys, Becca from.
00:28:14
Speaker 6: Becca! Yeah!
00:28:26
Speaker 11: Long island brody is completely correct about the abercrombie sizing down thing i watched a whole documentary on burberry and they didn't like the fact that poor people were buying like small items with the stripes like um phone cases and scarves just had the burberry name so they actually stopped printing it for a while so.
00:28:53
Speaker 16: They could get so what really Yeah, so they stopped printing the stripes, the Burberry famous stripes on all their small, cheaper items and kept them exclusive for the bigger items to try to get their, I don't know, their clientele back or their, you know, bougie-ness.
00:29:16
Speaker 1: Right, nobody bougie wants to see a homeless person with a Burberry scarf.
00:29:19
Speaker 16: But yeah, it's crazy.
00:29:24
Speaker 5: It's legit. It's brand awareness. They want to associate. Every brand has an association and.
00:29:31
Speaker 1: They want to be.
00:29:34
Speaker 1: Spice Girls. You want to be... Did I talk about this? The Cadillac Cimarron? Did we talk about that on this podcast? I don't know if we did or not. So a long time ago, Google Cadillac Cimarron. Could have been the 80s.
00:29:46
Speaker 5: Cadillac was a very expensive car. It was considered bougie. It was before people were buying BMWs. It was like the high-end American car was the Cadillac.
00:29:55
Speaker 1: Right, you remember that? Of course, my father had one. All the big shots had Cadillacs. Hey, you got a Caddy.
00:30:01
Speaker 5: They decided, because of the price of gas in the 80s, they were going to come out with an affordable, to compete with the Camry and the Corolla, the Japanese imports, and they came out with the Cadillac Cimarron, which was an affordable little four-door compact car that this way everyone could afford a Cadillac.
00:30:17
Speaker 1: You know what it did?
00:30:18
Speaker 5: It almost killed the company. It almost killed the division. Because everyone was like, anyone can get a Cadillac now? I don't want to drive a Cadillac. That poor guy's driving a Cadillac. So now when you say, I have a Cadillac, they're like, oh, do you have one of those Cimarrons? You have to explain yourself. No, I got an expensive one. So they immediately fired all the people and, and then got rid of the kid, the Cimarron. But it was a lesson in like Z100. Don't play fucking grunge music. People want pop music.
00:30:42
Speaker 9: All right.
00:30:42
Speaker 1: That's the lesson.
00:30:43
Speaker 6: All right.
00:30:44
Speaker 1: Take a breath. Take a breath.
00:30:45
Speaker 7: The Brooklyn boys podcast.
00:30:47
Speaker 20: We will be right back.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: We're already.
00:30:50
Speaker 5: Our boss gave us that book. 22 immutable laws of marketing. I guess you never read it.
00:30:53
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:30:54
Speaker 1: We're already in the homestretch. Here we go. Stretch out that home.
00:30:59
Speaker 9: Reggie here. Yeah.
00:31:03
Speaker 17: Reggie went to Brooklyn yesterday.
00:31:05
Speaker 1: Oh, what'd you buy me?
00:31:06
Speaker 9: And I went to the roulette theater. It was great.
00:31:10
Speaker 17: We watched like this pretend trial. We were the jury.
00:31:14
Speaker 20: It was a lot of fun.
00:31:15
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
00:31:17
Speaker 17: We got pizza from a corner store.
00:31:19
Speaker 16: Oh, all right.
00:31:20
Speaker 17: It's definitely not like... You know, like one of your core pizza places.
00:31:24
Speaker 16: But it was good.
00:31:24
Speaker 1: I don't know where the roulette theater is. We should probably Google that. Figure that out. Probably not. It's in a red and black neighborhood.
00:31:32
Speaker 9: Roulette?
00:31:33
Speaker 1: Hi-oh! Thank you.
00:31:35
Speaker 17: On the way there, we took.
00:31:38
Speaker 1: The Holland Tunnel.
00:31:40
Speaker 7: It's in Williamsburg.
00:31:41
Speaker 17: One of my friends said, oh, this is Jersey City. I said, oh, this is where Scary Jones lives. She said, okay. She's like, well, Jersey City's really big. I said, well, he lives in this really nice, large building. And she said, okay, well, that is not this part. I can guarantee you that.
00:31:57
Speaker 15: Is it okay?
00:31:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, but as you're coming through the Holland Tunnel, if you went through the Holland Tunnel, you definitely could have waved at me as you were descending into the tunnel because that's where I live on those buildings.
00:32:07
Speaker 15: On the water.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: That's correct. By the way, Scary, you missed my joke. I said... The Roulette Theater is located in Wiels-iumbergs. In Wiel-iumberg. Wiel-iumberg. That was a stretch. Either way, it's in a craps neighborhood. Hi-oh!
00:32:25
Speaker 21: Hey, Bernie and Scarce, Joe in California.
00:32:29
Speaker 1: California.
00:32:30
Speaker 21: I don't have a dirty football, fantasy football name, but I've had B. John Robinson two years in a row on the third pick, so... My team name is ToInfinity and Bijan. And I use an AI thing to use Buzz Lightyear's body with Bijan Robinson's head.
00:32:54
Speaker 7: Cute.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: I like that.
00:32:56
Speaker 9: Nice.
00:32:56
Speaker 1: Creative.
00:32:58
Speaker 9: Hey, guys. It's Nicky from Long Island. Uh-oh. Nicky. I've been supporting your podcast for a very long time. Thank you. I need you more at this point. I just tore my ACL and broke my leg at MJ the musical. I fell down the stairs because I'm a handicap and they wouldn't help me and they don't.
00:33:19
Speaker 20: Have elevators and I'm just in a terrible spot, but you made me smile today.
00:33:26
Speaker 9: So thank you guys.
00:33:27
Speaker 1: I love you.
00:33:28
Speaker 5: Bye.
00:33:28
Speaker 1: Love you too. I'm so sorry that happened and Can't believe they wouldn't help her. I just feel terrible. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I hope it happened at the end of the show so she at least got to enjoy the show. Oh, that's awful. Or she gets a rain check. I hope they're doing the right thing for her. I would imagine that they are. I hope so.
00:33:52
Speaker 6: Please.
00:33:52
Speaker 1: Well, we're glad we could be here to keep you occupied while you're recovering. You can get in touch with us off air. DM Scary at Scary Jones. Please. Let me see. I want to see if I could help you out. We work with them, and they're great people at MJ the Musical. And then there's also the people that.
00:34:11
Speaker 5: No relation to MJ from NJ the Musical.
00:34:13
Speaker 1: No, MJ from NJ is somebody else. Yeah, she has her own thing, yeah. She's got her own musical in her head. That's right, yeah. All right.
00:34:21
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Michelle from.
00:34:24
Speaker 2: Upstate i was just leaving a message about the clothing sizes two funny stories is i remember my seventh grade geography teacher his name is mr orner he's a very tiny man and he would always wear levi jeans but he always ripped the size tag off of his pants so it's like a running joke even amongst us in seventh grade that he didn't want us to know his waist size and height that's very.
00:34:49
Speaker 1: Funny Yes, of course. Levi's.
00:34:53
Speaker 5: I mean, it's classic Levi, but if I lose weight, I'll be glad to put them on.
00:34:59
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look at me. I'm down or whatever.
00:35:01
Speaker 5: But if I gain weight and I have to get a bigger pair, I'm wearing shirts with the tails out so it covers the pants.
00:35:07
Speaker 2: And the other story was my friend and I went shopping a couple years ago for a work Christmas party. And she was very upset because she kept trying on shirts and they didn't fit her. And she's like, guys, I'm telling you, like, I didn't know I gained this much weight. I used to always wear a medium. She finally got a medium shirt.
00:35:25
Speaker 1: She put it on.
00:35:26
Speaker 9: She's like, see, I told you I wear a medium. She bought it, took it home.
00:35:30
Speaker 2: And later she sent us a text and said that it was a maternity medium.
00:35:33
Speaker 1: That's awful.
00:35:37
Speaker 5: You know, I was going to say, if you want to feel good about sizing, just buy maternity shirt.
00:35:40
Speaker 1: Buy maternity clothes. But yeah, that's hilarious. Brody and Scary.
00:35:46
Speaker 6: Scary and Brody.
00:35:47
Speaker 1: It's Dez. That's Dez.
00:35:48
Speaker 4: Talking about the sizing of all these different companies that make pants and other shit, especially like European sizing. Every American is like triple XL in every other place but here. So I feel like our sizes generally fit the right way. But even then, look at women's sizing. A size 8 in pants is also a size 10 and a 14. And it really depends on where you buy it. They're never the same.
00:36:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we can't really feel bad about these things.
00:36:19
Speaker 5: I'm okay with it. Women have it worse because... a size eight, like women are bigger and smaller in different areas.
00:36:26
Speaker 19: Yeah.
00:36:27
Speaker 3: Right.
00:36:27
Speaker 5: Like you could have bigger hips, a smaller top. And then another woman is a big top and a smaller butt. And you're roughly the same weight and height.
00:36:35
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:36:37
Speaker 1: With guys, it's always in your belly really.
00:36:39
Speaker 19: Yeah.
00:36:40
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
00:36:41
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:36:42
Speaker 4: So I feel like no matter where you go, you could never really trust the size. And that's another reason why I never buy clothing for people as a gift, because you don't want to be disrespectful or rude. You don't want to guess their size and have them be like, well, like what you do think that I was an extra large, but you know, sometimes you do your best. You hold it up to yourself and you say, well, what size would this be? Do you think that like, you know, Oh, he's the same size as me.
00:37:07
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:37:07
Speaker 4: And you try and then you're wrong and you look like an asshole. Last but not least, bras.
00:37:14
Speaker 1: The bazoom? The ones that hold your cannons?
00:37:16
Speaker 4: I will say bras are the only thing, as a female, that I could say that a double D or a triple D cup is a double D or triple D in another bra.
00:37:25
Speaker 10: Okay?
00:37:26
Speaker 4: Except sports bras, maybe. That's the only one that I feel like is a little different because sometimes you need a little bit of extra room.
00:37:34
Speaker 9: Whatever.
00:37:35
Speaker 4: Other than that, I don't know. I like putting my bombs all up in the triple D's, baby.
00:37:43
Speaker 5: By the way, if you think about it, why would you call your boobs cannons when you should call them cannonballs?
00:37:53
Speaker 1: This is true. A penis is a cannon. Yeah, that would be a hell of a shape of a boob if you call them a cannon. Yes, I'm saying a cannon is penis-shaped. It should be like, oh, check out my cannon. More importantly, same thing, by the way.
00:38:06
Speaker 5: Someone I know has a kid on a swim team, and the swim team is named the Cannons. Shouldn't you name them the Cannonballs?
00:38:14
Speaker 1: Probably. When you jump in the pool, do you do a cannon or do a cannonball?
00:38:18
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:38:19
Speaker 6: Truth.
00:38:19
Speaker 1: Do a cannonball.
00:38:20
Speaker 9: All right.
00:38:21
Speaker 5: The cannonball shoots across. The cannon doesn't move. Hey, our swim team, we're large and we stay where we are.
00:38:28
Speaker 7: My bad, B-Boys.
00:38:30
Speaker 13: I was wrong.
00:38:32
Speaker 9: Justin was wrong.
00:38:35
Speaker 19: But see how that's so easy to admit, Brody?
00:38:39
Speaker 9: See, it's really easy to admit you're.
00:38:41
Speaker 12: Wrong and not just say, oh, I was thinking of something else.
00:38:45
Speaker 1: Oh, I was thinking of that or this or that.
00:38:48
Speaker 3: No, I was just wrong.
00:38:49
Speaker 20: For some reason, I heard Kelsey Musgraves instead of her name actually being Casey Musgraves.
00:38:55
Speaker 9: See, Brody, it's not hard to be wrong.
00:38:57
Speaker 1: You're trying to say that Brody doesn't admit to the times he's wrong and he always has to argue his way out of the paper. I said I didn't know Wall Street was named after a wall, didn't I? I guess. I admit when I'm wrong, but sometimes I like to explain why I had a brain fart.
00:39:09
Speaker 6: All right.
00:39:10
Speaker 5: You don't always have to do that. That's not me trying to get out of it. It's just like, oh, I had a brain fart. I was thinking of another person with that name.
00:39:16
Speaker 1: That happens.
00:39:17
Speaker 9: Brody, he's a 15-year-old kid.
00:39:21
Speaker 12: I think we can refrain from all the dirty jokes that you have over a 15-year-old kid.
00:39:26
Speaker 9: Epstein.
00:39:29
Speaker 8: What?
00:39:31
Speaker 5: The jokes were not about a real, it was a hypothetical, scary story.
00:39:36
Speaker 1: They weren't to him.
00:39:37
Speaker 5: I was exaggerating the fact that he is in fact having sex with an older woman. Yes, he's 15, but he's not having sex with an adult male or an adult woman. He may or may not be having arrangements Listen, I'm a 15-year-old with a 16-year-old. That's different than a 15-year-old with adults. But I get your point. It was joking about a 15-year-old, but it was really.
00:40:03
Speaker 7: About picking on Scary. And it's always Brody and Scary.
00:40:07
Speaker 15: And you know why it's always Brody and Scary? Leg motherfucking Ontario motherfucker.
00:40:15
Speaker 7: That's the tweet. Scary Jones.
00:40:21
Speaker 1: Plant daddy.
00:40:21
Speaker 7: Allegedly.
00:40:22
Speaker 19: Presumably.
00:40:23
Speaker 7: Technically not, but okay. What's the update on the plant that was dying? One leaf left.
00:40:29
Speaker 1: One life to live.
00:40:30
Speaker 7: It's still okay? Did it die?
00:40:31
Speaker 1: Did you kill the plant?
00:40:33
Speaker 7: Or is the plant alive? Please update us.
00:40:39
Speaker 1: It's droopy. It's alive. The leaves are green. They're not brown. They're just droopy. And they're, you know, again, they're a little, they're a little wavy. The leaves are wavy. I want nice straight leaves. And maybe that's what this plant does.
00:40:52
Speaker 6: I don't know.
00:40:53
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what they see. I heard all the leaves were brown. The sky, the sky remains. This, the sky is gray. The sky is gray. The lyrics to one of the most famous songs. The sky is gray.
00:41:06
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:41:07
Speaker 1: The leaves are brown, the sky is gray, and the sky remains? What would that mean? Oh, and the sky is gray. And the sky. And the sky is gray. Yeah, I got my. I'll be safe and warm. Good night.
00:41:19
Speaker 7: Hey, Brooklyn Post, you can follow this. And he saw this pretty scary. It was in LA.
00:41:22
Speaker 15: To remind you of the topic is the time Brody saw a car that was full of garbage. And he saw a window being held by a screwdriver. Yes, that is most common use. The screwdriver holds window up 99% of the times. And when you don't do that, then the homeless people get in and sometimes you get your shit stolen.
00:41:47
Speaker 7: Even though it looks like all trash, it's not.
00:41:50
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
00:41:51
Speaker 5: The window was half open or half closed, depending if you're an optimist or not. The screwdriver wasn't keeping the window closed. It was just jammed into the window as if the screwdriver was gone, the glass would drop into the door.
00:42:04
Speaker 1: That's what it looked like.
00:42:06
Speaker 10: All right.
00:42:07
Speaker 1: This is the final talkback, and it looks like it appears to be from Juan Valdez as well.
00:42:12
Speaker 7: Hey, you broke your voice, Juan Valdez. I didn't saw this morning. It's scary. On the BLT, it's not a sandwich. You know what? Scary Jones, I politely think you are deep shit. But politely.
00:42:26
Speaker 15: I like you as a person. You look good for your age. But BLT, anything can be a sandwich. If a grilled cheese... It's a sandwich. If just a bread with butter is a sandwich, then it's a sandwich.
00:42:42
Speaker 9: All right.
00:42:43
Speaker 1: I don't know if a bread with butter is a sandwich. Bread and butter is not a sandwich. No, that's different. If you get a roll with butter, that's a roll with butter. It's not a sandwich. It's a roll. I don't know. I give up on all this, but thank you. You should.
00:42:54
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:42:55
Speaker 6: All right.
00:42:55
Speaker 1: I'm going to retire the bacon BLT. The BLT is not a sandwich conversation. I'm done with that one. Because you lost.
00:43:04
Speaker 5: Why can't you be like me when you lost?
00:43:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
00:43:07
Speaker 5: Go fuck yourself.
00:43:09
Speaker 1: It's slice time.
00:43:10
Speaker 18: Getting slice reactions.
00:43:16
Speaker 1: Talk who's wrong, who's right. This podcast all depends on you.
00:43:20
Speaker 7: Talkbacks are phenomenal.
00:43:22
Speaker 1: Baby.
00:43:22
Speaker 7: Tell all the friends you're good beyond.
00:43:24
Speaker 6: It's slice.
00:43:27
Speaker 9: Time.
00:43:27
Speaker 10: Free dessert.