Aug. 18, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #386
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #386 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you. Baby.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three eighty six and beyond.
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Speaker 2: How's it going? I'm Scary Jones, There's David Brody. I mean myself, you are an evil one today.
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Speaker 3: Wait a second, isn't it don't you feel more important when somebody introduces you for you?
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Speaker 2: I've always wondered that, well, if that was the case, why don't you let me introduce you?
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Speaker 3: Well, no, here's why I say it because a lot of times, and I, you know, do these stage announcements that we go somewhere, I would say, yeah, I'm just gonna take the mic and I'm gonna go out and say hello, introduce myself to the crowd.
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Speaker 2: And then a lot of times they're like, wh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Speaker 3: We should have somebody come out as the guy before the guy, and the guy should give you an introduction and then you should come out. Because I don't know, people have made me think at least that it's you're that much more important if someone does the introduction for you.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know, Well, what if I wrote an introduction for myself, Should we could?
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Speaker 3: Should we have a cross? Should we cross introduce each other? Like, that's David Brody, He's scared you've introduce me. I want an introduction, you know, like when comedians come out on stage, right, they're like, oh, you may know him from the Tonight Show and you've seen him on the club circuit, right, have to give it content. Everybody loves Raymond Ladies a gentleman, you know, So I feel like an introduction for me would be, you know, a star of TV and radio and podcasting, and you know I've written for late night talk shows. I had my own TV show on Spike TV with you that's right, TV show back in the day. So we can actually offer that as credits, Like, yes, you've seen them on Spike TV.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 3: We had a four episode TV show on Spike TV in twenty ten called Phone in case you don't know, there were six of us. You've heard his you've heard his jokes on the Tonight Show with you have Jay Leno Jay Leno, Well just leave it as the Tonight Show. You don't tell him how long ago it was. You've heard his jokes on the Tonight show and you see these guys on TV. I wonder what percentage of our of our slices know that we had a TV show called phone Phowne d.
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Speaker 2: And it's not available to stream anywhere.
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Speaker 3: Although I do have all the episodes on DVD, I don't know if I could upload them legally, because.
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Speaker 2: Who's going to stop you at this point?
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Speaker 3: Well, the production company that owns it might be like, whoa way, Oh, what are you doing there?
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Speaker 4: Now?
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Speaker 3: There's promos If you look for pho wn ed, there's the commercial promos that ran for our show.
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Speaker 2: On YouTube. You can find a couple of those. Maybe that I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like uploading old, old phoned episodes of myself.
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Speaker 2: Do you have them?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 2: But you do?
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Speaker 6: I do?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 3: How much second kept everything? How much that could it cost me a few steak dinners? All right, let's move on. Let's play some talkbacks. As you know, this is the show about the show where our listeners, who we call the slices, get to leave talkbacks to the Allheart Radio app about their opinions on what we talked about.
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Speaker 2: Right, how's that?
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Speaker 7: I like?
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Speaker 2: That's brilliant? Thank you? Good afternoon.
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Speaker 8: This is chat from Omaha, and it's going to be Brodie.
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Speaker 2: Scary scary.
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Speaker 8: Well, in this case, it's going to be scary and Brodie.
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Speaker 6: Okay, because Brode, you are wrong.
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Speaker 4: W R O n G.
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Speaker 6: Wrong wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Speaker 8: Because I believe that when Dez is referring to herself as des bombs, she's not talking about her boobies.
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Speaker 2: She's talking about her arms. Yes, I believe.
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Speaker 8: She's referring to her arms because she's got like cannons.
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Speaker 9: You know.
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Speaker 8: I think she plays softball or baseball or something and she whacks the hell out of that damn ball.
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Speaker 2: I mean true, she.
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Speaker 6: Makes it scream, I would imagine.
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Speaker 8: Okay, But if I'm wrong and she is talking about her boobies, Dez, can you send me a picture I want to see? Okay, But anyways, I think you're wrong. Okay, Brody later, bye guys.
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Speaker 10: By Scoody Sky.
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Speaker 2: I know I'm right. Number one.
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Speaker 3: That's how DEAs refers to herself about her breasts, her cannon second of all, Second of all, yeah, the cannons. I second of all. Her logo is two round bombs. I'm pretty sure that that's on her arms. All right, Those are guns. Those are guns.
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Speaker 2: If you days, if you'd like to respond, Chad is all yours? Tell us how you're refer to your breast as a talk back. That sounds so creepy.
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Speaker 7: You know what?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, if it wasn't for the trucker roll hombell is sometimes freggy, but.
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Speaker 6: Never there is.
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Speaker 2: If it won't paroleum.
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Speaker 11: Minister bin birds, the blame board wouldn't cut a world.
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Speaker 6: If you can get your punt through.
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Speaker 2: You want two three cutting you off will never be He.
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Speaker 12: Just four talking backs, not five, not jicks, just for talking about light and switch, just for talk backs about his red soul kicks.
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Speaker 2: Just for talking backs about him that's in his d Oh it's more, here is more, remember all this lesson.
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Speaker 4: Just don't be sad, don't say too much, and I'll tell you why, because brooklynbos ain't messing around tomorrow upon you put your dad.
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Speaker 12: I'm just for talking backs, not five, nine, six, just for talking backs about that.
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Speaker 2: Brooken grade and broken grade.
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Speaker 13: Just this is four or talk backs, breaking jingles backs, jingle back to you the GMCO.
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, trucker.
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Speaker 3: Well you got the point across a role model, slice right there and guess what highly entertaining, and he did it in four talkbacks and I wasn't bored.
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Speaker 2: And had that song gone on, we would have allowed.
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Speaker 3: The fifth and the sixth because it was leading somewhere, it was entertaining. We wouldn't have given him the jingle. I don't think what's so funny? I had I was ready, you were ready to give it to him? No, I mean I would on the button. We would have left, but that's what we love would have also, Yeah, okay, all right, moving on, okay, pery, Yeah.
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Speaker 14: Do you have to use the word cringe? That's not our lingo, man, that's like middle school and high school kids.
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Speaker 2: Come on, cringe.
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Speaker 3: No, cringe is a word that everybody used. We just don't use it like the way the kids use it. And we used to use cringey all the time, cringe that makes it cringe everything, cringes of cringes of verb. They use it now as an adjective. And by the way, that's the difference. All the old words are coming back and they're using them. Does that mean I can't use them anymore? Like everyone they're saying, they're saying, it's so chic. Oh, it's so chic. To go see Ariana Grande. That's so chic. We different, No, they're using a different context. Chic used to be like a style of dress with chic. It was an adjective. Now now they're using it like like it's a positive, like oh, it's it's cool. It's a slightly different meaning from what I can gather. Well, and don't you start.
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Speaker 6: Using it guys.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, don't forget Elvis Presley song about Hey little Girl, a little ass kid.
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Speaker 2: Dancing Carson Kresley with Elvis Presley.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, Hollywood is fucking see tank bullshit heerverse Liams.
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Speaker 2: I'd go further, but I'm not.
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Speaker 9: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Hey little Girl from Elvis Presley. We should have been added to the list of songs like what from last week's episode. Remember, in Elvis's defense, he was from a state and a time when people were marrying fourteen year olds.
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Speaker 2: This is true.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not justifying it, but again, i'd like to point out hold on, dude, I'm still talking. I'd like to point out that Oklahoma just last month or May, Oklahoma passed by a narrow margin a law prohibiting getting married younger than sixteen, younger than seventeen, rather used to be able to get married until until this year. You could be fourteen and get married in Oklahoma.
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Speaker 2: So it's crazy, that's what's going on.
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Speaker 11: You don't last episode this last time, I tried to get a song, and you know, I hadn't done a song in a while, so I thought i'd do a song. But you know, I'm a busy guy, so you know I didn't make the but hopefully it didn't get you raised and you were able to hear it at the beginning of this Last Time, okay, And I hope you elected because I did it for you guys, and for the slashes, okay, but you know, because I'm a man of the people.
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Speaker 2: Just like Brodie.
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Speaker 11: But you know, Scuotie, I got a bone to pick with you, brother, I'm only.
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Speaker 2: K Okay, here we go. What do you got to say to me there? Trucker Ohio? That was hilarious? What the hell was what'd you say? He got in there?
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Speaker 9: And Pete's guy, love your name and you're funny, take care Williams.
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Speaker 2: Dis not the compliments? Okay.
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Speaker 3: I want to know what happened to the rest of truckers. Yeah, we're going knelt I don't know. He's snuck in there somehow. All right, this might be the rest of trucker.
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Speaker 11: You know how, Liam Mussein, that was Curtis. By the way, I'm not Curtis slee Will, Liam, I'm somebody else. I'm one all this but anyway, you know, and.
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Speaker 4: You right away you're that.
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Speaker 2: No, you can't be Curtis se Will because Curtis slee Will has got better things to be doing.
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Speaker 11: So what are you saying, I don't have better things to be doing. Anybody that does talkbacks what we're a bunch of dopes or what we don't have anything else to be doing?
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Speaker 7: Wrong?
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Speaker 2: What are you saying? No one said that at all. We're saying want with your.
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Speaker 11: Words, man, because those words, man, they're killers, you know, And you're gonna get in trouble man. No wonder Brody is always getting on your case there. Fuck you know, but you don't want landing the bus driver slash volunteer Fire Department.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for your service there.
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Speaker 11: And but you know he wanted me to do a cat song. I'm gonna give it a shot. Hopefully I can get it in this episode of flast Time, and hopefully you like it. I don't have a lot of time to get something together, but I'm gonna try my best.
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, trum. What is he talking about?
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Speaker 3: Okay, so that wasn't a reference to Okay, we said that trucker wasn't to sliwa s l i w a sliwa. And you said Curtis Leiwa has better things to do than leave talkbacks.
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Speaker 2: Did I say that that leaving talkback?
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Speaker 3: I don't remember. It just means Curtis has better things to do. Well, because Liam thought that Curtis. Okay, let's backtrack, because now it's coming back to me.
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Speaker 2: Liam are coming back to Selene.
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Speaker 3: Liam thought that there was that Curtis Saliva from the our radio stations in New York, New York cele celebrity was would be leaving talkbacks as the trucker. But that does that that's not a slight to the trucker. That's just I mean, this is a guy who it's a it's an impression when you say always got better things to do than this. It doesn't mean that what he's doing is that this isn't good. It's a common expression that you shouldn't take literally. It just means he's busier hosting a morning show and being on all over the place. This guy is running for mayor, Like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's at a million rally, He's all over the place. There's no way. There's no way he would have in his mind. I don't in my mind, I don't. He wouldn't have time to listen.
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Speaker 3: To That was that was in his voice, that he would think he has better things to do, right, correct, Not that leaving talkbacks is not a noble It wasn't a slam to people who's taught appreciate talkbacks. Of course, don't take it the wrong way.
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Speaker 16: Please, Just been one of those days at all.
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Speaker 2: It's just one of those days, he said.
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Speaker 10: She said, bullshit.
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Speaker 16: That is from olymp Biscuit. Scary, it's MP biscuit.
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Speaker 15: Thank you.
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Speaker 17: This Paul from the Jersey What's going on?
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Speaker 18: Catching up on the podcast episode threety four?
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Speaker 10: One of those days about he said, She said, bull.
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Speaker 16: From Queen's here, Hey, Jamie Queens.
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Speaker 19: We talk about that pizzeria Jersey Shore where they freaked out over the birthday cake.
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Speaker 16: What's it called joy something?
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Speaker 10: Scary was telling the story.
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Speaker 19: The first that I had was what could what shitty training or shitty workers do they have there?
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Speaker 10: Because if it's company policy that.
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Speaker 19: People can't bring in outside food, why did a worker then tell the family it's no problem for them to bring in an outside cake.
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Speaker 2: Great question.
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Speaker 19: If it's company policy that they can't bring in outside food, shouldn't.
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Speaker 10: The worker know that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? So then why did the.
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Speaker 19: Worker tell the family Yeah, totally fine if you bring in a cake.
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Speaker 10: From outside the restaurant.
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Speaker 19: The worker should know what the policy is and should know enough.
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Speaker 10: To say no, that's not allowed.
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Speaker 19: So it also sounds like they hire shitty people or have shitty training if the worker didn't.
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Speaker 3: Know, there's a bunch of sixteen year olds looking for summer jobs. That's where the Jersey shore board walk is.
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Speaker 20: Well.
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Speaker 3: Also, we don't know if when she was on the phone she said can I bring a cake? And also will you provide a knife?
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Speaker 2: We don't know. You don't know what the conversation was.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, regardless of whatever the employer he said, the owner should because I watched the video after we talked about it here. The owner should not be screaming at a customer. Do I come to your house and ask you to cut a cake? Exactly I'm coming to someone's house, not.
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Speaker 2: The same as going to a business. You're a pizza place.
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Speaker 3: I understand you don't want to give them a knife, go out and cut the cake and it takes two sents reference to the last slice. Timer, it's all about that, he said, she said bullshit. Wait, I think Jamie leaves another one here, Brody, I'm wondering someone, aren't you always I'm here?
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Speaker 19: The person that Joey shitstain who worked there and lied to the family.
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Speaker 16: Saying they bring the cake in?
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Speaker 19: Is that the same person that that restaurant who lied to you about the wait time when it was like an hour and a half wait, but they told you like twenty minutes or some shit, and then not only lied to other customers, but then lied to the manager about lying when confronted.
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Speaker 10: About lying with what. I wonder if that's the same person.
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Speaker 3: Uh, you never know, it's it seems like it could be, or it just could be the kind of people that people are hiring. Yeah, and how certain people at a certain age don't give a shit about their jobs.
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Speaker 2: Who knows? Yeah, So we move on. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 6: It's the Boy Podcast.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for your talking about thus far having a good time. I still feel like we should play something. We come back from that. We're back not that, okay, not that all right?
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Speaker 2: Who's this? Hello? Well that's a blank one. All right, let's shoot blanks five seven in the morning.
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Speaker 21: It's been a while, guys gone from Washington State. Oh my god, scary it. You blew my mind, dude. I cannot believe. You don't understand how a towel dries or anything that's hung up are still waters is drying? It's water, dude.
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Speaker 10: It's very heavy.
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Speaker 21: It's it's coming down the entire time through through any fabric as is drying. It is always going to be wetter at the bottom than the top. Dude, do an experimental home and check it every thirty minutes.
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Speaker 2: Check it. Can't believe we're still on this. We can move past this topic.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, by the way, you never brought it to the morning show. Chili peppers. By the way, by the way, really too.
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Speaker 22: Common, scary backer from Long Eye. Back about your window, remember you said that you heard a big bang and it was thunderstorming out. What if lightning hit your window and that's how it broke from the inside.
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Speaker 6: Possibility?
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Speaker 3: So we just bypassed the outside pain and just broke the inside pain. I don't know, unlikely, but I like you taking a guest.
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Speaker 5: Broken Boys, Rody and Scary Michael Sullivan County about this washcloth thing on episode three eighty five. Dude, what the fuck? If it's laying flood, maybe on a surface it'll draw evenly, but gravity water drips down. Hang out anything up, scary, dip your ass in water and hang yourself up and see what the water does. It goes down to the bottom. Sometimes you need to shut the fuck up. Sorry, don't need to be mean. No, you must be a flat.
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Speaker 2: That was mean. That was mean. Don't do that. Don't say that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to say sometimes you need to wake up or peyton.
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Speaker 2: No, no, we don't. We don't. We don't talk like that, or we'll ban you. That's not nice. That's that's that's not right. Don't do that.
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Speaker 3: You you hearself really well, there it's going well and then took a turn.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, bro oh like for me, it sucks looking.
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Speaker 5: Brooklyn boys might from one County God can mentioning cream. Biggie casules everything around me anyway, surprise scary to jump on that one, and I agree with the Kenoti thing that sucks pace.
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Speaker 2: Cream. All right, Prince.
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Speaker 23: Scary, that is the craziest ship that I've ever heard. Water is not the exception to the love of gravit of course, it just down through the fabric.
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Speaker 15: Land here, Scary, I about to like look apart. Anyways, with the pizza, I think the guy showed up late because of his own business and it was waiting for the dough to rise in that big bowl.
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Speaker 6: I think it was just late for work.
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Speaker 2: And he's like, I got you know what I mean, But you can make a piece of fresh if.
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Speaker 15: You got the deal ready for the next day in.
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Speaker 2: The cooler and then perforate. I mean he's late for it. I mean, yeah, what he said.
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Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I have a huge follow up to my pizza story from last Brooklyn Boys for the next Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 17: Hey Brooklyn Boys. I'm trying to think of a cool intro like MJ from NJ. So I was thinking maybe m D L I CT.
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Speaker 18: Because I'm from Long Island. I live in Connecticut. I don't know. I'm going to try that. But Brody, have you tried the new flavor of love Corn? The kettle corn. It's amazing.
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Speaker 10: You need to try it.
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Speaker 18: If you haven't, it's a coon.
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Speaker 2: I gotta okay, fine kettle corn, love corn, love corn. Oh big fan of love corn.
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Speaker 2: It just sounds like she's saying licked. It sounds like clit saying licked. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I've dyslexia saying licked kicked. She's like I heard clit.
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Speaker 18: Fricklin Boys, MD lict. I just wanted to let you guys know that I've been listening to twenty nineteen and I'm finally made it to twenty twenty five. I am only a year behind.
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Speaker 6: I'm getting there.
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Speaker 18: I'm doing it so hopefully I will be caught up before episode four hundred.
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Speaker 7: That's my goal.
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Speaker 10: Okay, thank you.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's hearing this, but she's doctor LICKT, doctor LICKT m d l I c T, doctor licht.
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Speaker 15: Lam here Bernie, I forgot you.
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Speaker 4: Oh that is sun.
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Speaker 6: You know dispect somebody touched you?
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Speaker 2: What ten foot pole?
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Speaker 15: Even hanging out restaurants and all that problems at home?
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Speaker 7: I can't.
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Speaker 15: It's kind of shocked to forgot no district it's kind of.
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Speaker 2: Fun a pizza. I don't know the industry's pizza. I don't know what he I don't know.
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Speaker 16: That's for you from Philly. I'm telling you, Scary is a man of the people. You're a name dra whatever restaurant he does and doesn't like Birdy Hi.
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Speaker 3: Brodie was like to respond to that, I mentioned restaurants that I like, What are you talking about the ones that you don't like?
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Speaker 2: You high, I'm not gonna bash them.
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Speaker 3: First of all, I go to neighborhood restaurants, So if I start bashing restaurants where I live, it's not a good look. Second of all, Scary goes to all these restaurants in Manhattan, not where he lives, and they're They're well known places, so he mentions them. But if I mention like Mike's Pizza, that's not a thing nobody cares. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash the pizza places by name unless they really fucking pissed me off. And as far as places that I love, I've talked about places that I love. I've told you I love Tommy's Tabing and Tap, talk about them a lot, love them. A new place I've been going to Ugly Dumpling terrific, dim Sum.
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Speaker 2: You have a couple of locations. Yeah, I actually hosted the grand opening, all right, jay Z Yeah.
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Speaker 10: Brook dumbos oh from Jersey. Holy shit, it's scary. You definitely are or you should be in that America's dumbest people.
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Speaker 6: Of course, wanna go down.
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Speaker 21: If you get out of the fucking pool with your wet shirt and you hang it up and the warrior drips down, it drips downwards the top, they're gonna sucking be crier.
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Speaker 10: The bottom is gonna be winter.
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Speaker 16: Oh my god, scary.
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Speaker 2: You are dumb, dumb.
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Speaker 4: See that.
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Speaker 2: That's how it's done.
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Speaker 17: Just like that.
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Speaker 10: Do you hear that?
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Speaker 2: Sullivan County? Can we hear it again? As an example of Sullivan County? You play it again here? How to do it?
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Speaker 3: We could we could pass on that, but I'll say yeah, yeah, but I'll say this, Uh, keep it fun, keep it fun.
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Speaker 2: And I love how everybody false for my rage bait. It's great. Rage baiting. Rage baiting is great.
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Speaker 3: Well, no, it's awesome. Look at all the talk packses generated three weeks in a row. Now of this bullshit, Come on, scary Yep, there it is.
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Speaker 10: Tell me how you can hang some thing riazontally?
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Speaker 4: What the fuck?
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Speaker 2: See what see?
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Speaker 3: What ends up happening is and this is what people are becoming professional at this online and they're getting they're garnering millions of followers on and so we didn't.
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Speaker 2: Know, stop it. Well, so you can hang something, okay, or a crossbard.
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Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen, this is mumbo number five.
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Speaker 2: Wait when did we say that? I don't know. We may have said, like a little bit of monica.
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Speaker 9: I don't know, okay, lou bega, Ladies and gentlemen, this is mumbo number five.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, you gotta play the audio clip of us saying whatever we said. I don't remember the name.
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Speaker 3: But we never said the words mambo number five, did we, because that would have okay, all right.
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Speaker 2: Unless we said it's a lyric from Brody is Scary Scary of Brody.
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Speaker 24: Reggie. Here shout out to the og Reggie, Oh mister scary. If you could have your Sabrina Carpenter, Nicki Minaj and uh Taylor Sliff Roady have his Eliva, his Lincoln Park and all his rock people, please thank you.
00:25:09
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:25:09
Speaker 2: But I grew I grew up on, grew up on Saliva. Here's something for you.
00:25:16
Speaker 16: Hey, this is your broo. You he is wrong?
00:25:21
Speaker 2: A laugh a left every second. They're a riot.
00:25:25
Speaker 16: Okay, Rascal Flats.
00:25:32
Speaker 2: Is wrong? What song is this? The Rascal Flats song? The hell knows Rascal Flats? Who knows? Saliva? Touche pussy?
00:25:42
Speaker 3: Rascal Flats is a bigger band. But I don't know their lyrics well enough. I apologize. I'm sure a lot of people remember when they were on America's God not America's Got Talent. What was that, so, joe Ed McMahon Star Search, Yeah, they were on Star Search. I think I think I could.
00:25:55
Speaker 15: Be wrong Liam again. Hey, so, well, you guys talking on a big show about phones power plugs. We mentioned don't buy cheap power strips.
00:26:10
Speaker 2: That's right, don't.
00:26:11
Speaker 15: Buy those long strips are horrible. Your phone's supposed to eat. You got a good phone. It goes to short power by the time it's fully charged, so keep it plugged in. Yeah, so I don't know what phones you guys have, twenty nineteen phones.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about don't cheap out buy the Origin if you know, if it's an Apple product, and you know you need a charger or something, buy an Apple charger. If you buy a Samsung charger, by buy the ones for the phones. Don't buy the team version or the one you see at the pharmacy for a dollar ninety nine, because those are the ones. Firemen fire women all across this country are saying that that is what's causing them. Every single time we had a fighters firefighters talked about it on the Big Show, and Liam here is uh letting him not letting us know that he wants to add power strips to the mix. Don't cheapen out when it comes to buying a power strip. Okay, I buy quality ones cables, but I buy them from Amazon, or I buy them from a hardware store like Target and Hot Targa depot. But I buy By the way, the cables are charging cables. Everybody calls them chargers. I need a charger. That's the cables going to charge. We're talking about anyway, the portion. No, don't buy shitty dollar cables, but I buy four dollar cables from Amazon. They're fine. Anything over a four point seven review.
00:27:36
Speaker 2: I'm good.
00:27:36
Speaker 3: And by the way, you know what I've noticed, and we'll talk about this on the on the Brooklyn Boys, people will fucking complain about everything on Amazon.
00:27:43
Speaker 2: You don't know what to believe. When you read these reviews, you'll.
00:27:46
Speaker 3: Get ninety fantastic five star reviews and three people got it. The package arrived damage. I hate it, hate it.
00:27:55
Speaker 4: You know what.
00:27:56
Speaker 3: Don't blame the cable for the package. Well, oh it's not the color blue. I thought the cable would be one star, right, or don't give us one star on Apple Music or whatever because you don't agree with the fact that you know about commercial break that we play too many commercials. They play too many commercials one star. That is not a good reason to give the Brooklyn Boys one.
00:28:18
Speaker 2: Star Boys podcast.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: We will be right back.
00:28:23
Speaker 3: I see what you did there before we went to commercial you see that. Hey, listen, we we have to play commercials because that's how we get to do this for a living. That's well how TV shows work on non streaming services, that's how radio works.
00:28:35
Speaker 2: That's just the way it goes. And let's listen.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: If you guys would like to start paying us, let's say ten dollars a week each, we can go on a pay platform. Yeah, if you want it for free, we got to play commercials. That's the way the company that owns this podcast.
00:28:48
Speaker 2: That's how this works.
00:28:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I've seen some one stars because it's too many, too many commercials, and that's out of our control.
00:28:55
Speaker 2: All right.
00:28:56
Speaker 3: You want to give us four stars out of five that, No, don't don't do that. No, don't discredit. Don't discredit this content. Do not punish any of the content, the quality the contract because of with with with with less of a star because right, we have played too many commercial We don't control that. We don't control that, all right, Brody, look at you, trying to give some leeway there. Yeah, I apologize what you drink?
00:29:18
Speaker 2: What it was that ship? You're drinking? G zero elect your light gatorade? Okay, looks good.
00:29:28
Speaker 16: We resume from episode three. He too, Yes, this is Lee, but it just came to me. Remember when Brody lied to an Indian restaurant to use their bathroom?
00:29:40
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes he did, yes, yes, oh two years ago.
00:29:46
Speaker 20: Every now and then, I have to fuck and I need to take the ship. Yeah, and if I don't find one soon, I am going to ship my pants and I won't buy anything from your store. I'm just going to destroy your bathroom and pretend to text my wife and say there was no.
00:30:16
Speaker 16: Service. So I'm going outside, going outside.
00:30:21
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
00:30:22
Speaker 20: I really had to do. But I won't buy a thing, and I did not give her food. I really don't give a fuck. I really had to take the ship. I really had to take the shoe.
00:30:41
Speaker 6: Love it.
00:30:42
Speaker 2: I love the effort. Thank you so much. See look at that was.
00:30:46
Speaker 3: That was two or three years ago. But I appreciate the effort definitely. I mean the singing was definitely on key.
00:30:53
Speaker 21: Oh.
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Speaker 3: I have to give them credit. He was right there with William Hunk right there in the pocket. No, but no, that was excellent. Thank you for doing more than just I'm curious as to what I said today. You'll be writing a song about in twenty twenty nine. Scary.
00:31:07
Speaker 9: Uh, here we go.
00:31:10
Speaker 25: BLT is a salwich. Okay, Peanut butter and jelly is a sandwich. That's only peanut butter, that's only potter. What peanuts and jelly. That's a sandwich.
00:31:23
Speaker 2: Pan a butter that's not butter?
00:31:24
Speaker 10: All right, BLD is a sandwich. No, you're just a freaking moron, that's all.
00:31:29
Speaker 7: No.
00:31:29
Speaker 10: No, I'm just kidding about the moon.
00:31:31
Speaker 25: It's still my favorite brooking boy, but sometimes you need to choose your hie to down.
00:31:37
Speaker 3: Now listen, maybe people took it out of context. We're not talking about is a belt of sandwich in the context.
00:31:45
Speaker 2: Of is a hot dog sandwich? Well, yes it is. It is between it's between a bunch two. It's a ripoff. I'm saying it's not. Forget about that.
00:31:54
Speaker 3: Yes, definition wise, it's got two pieces of bread, I get it. But what I'm saying it's not a sandwich because it's not a complete sandwich. It's basically two pieces of bread with bullshit that you put on other things lettuce, tomato, mayo. Those are things you put on other things. But bacon is something that is put on eggs or put on a side a side con a. Okay, it's a compliment, not a condiment. It's a side piece of something else. Bacon is not a main thing.
00:32:26
Speaker 2: Bacon.
00:32:27
Speaker 3: I mean, you want a fucking an artery clogging experience and put twenty pounds of bacon and then you know that's and you want to call that a sandwich or even worse, people.
00:32:36
Speaker 2: Just tell them.
00:32:37
Speaker 3: People are like, well, what about the thick cut bacon. And you put that, I'm telling you, in my opinion, what if it's a pork chop, but it's made like a like bacon, it's prepared like bacon.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: A pork chop is a pork chop would be a full sandwich. Okay.
00:32:54
Speaker 3: So you're saying the bacon isn't thick enough, because if it was, the bacon is not.
00:32:58
Speaker 7: It's not.
00:32:59
Speaker 2: It's it's not a scary scary.
00:33:02
Speaker 3: The restaurant Joseph Avenue, you in Brooklyn, Yes, what are your two favorite things from there? The Rice Special Rice Bolt Special and the and the panel the penelly the what the panel wat sandwich? Panell sandwich?
00:33:14
Speaker 1: Right?
00:33:15
Speaker 2: And what is in the panel sandwich?
00:33:16
Speaker 3: The panel sandwich is chickpeas h and it's got that against cheese on it or something like that. Yeah, it's a chickpias. It's basically a side vegetable. And you call it a sandwich. Fuck you, you lose. No, it's your favorite thing there. It's just chickpeas and cheese.
00:33:32
Speaker 2: I just call it a panel. I don't call it a sandwich, but it's a panel sandwich. Absolutely.
00:33:38
Speaker 3: It's between two pieces of bread and so is a belt. You know, what I'm saying is not you. It's not complete. A BLT is just it just seems like a ripoff to me. It seems like there needs to be something there with the BLT, even if you do cheese on there, something else, even if you do like like but you need like a turkey or roast beef.
00:33:58
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying it's.
00:34:00
Speaker 4: Not I like it.
00:34:02
Speaker 3: I like bacon and tomato, So so okay, all right, then pay through the nose. For god, We've gotta put a lot of bacon on it. Well, if you put two slices of bacon, you're right. But if you put four, make enough bacon on there, I'm good.
00:34:14
Speaker 2: I think it continues here.
00:34:16
Speaker 25: Scary. Yes, a bl T is a salwich again, he said it, ainybody, and jelly is a sandwich?
00:34:29
Speaker 10: What peanuts a jelly? That's a sandwich.
00:34:33
Speaker 25: But and you're what the fence does track for somebody that doesn't understand gravity.
00:34:44
Speaker 6: So I guess that makes sense. We'll let you live in.
00:34:47
Speaker 4: Your world, all right.
00:34:51
Speaker 3: I think I made a great case to say that a BLT is not a complete sandwich, all right, And people are putting words.
00:34:59
Speaker 2: In my mouth. They'll like, you didn't say that.
00:35:00
Speaker 3: You didn't say you said it was by definition, it's between two priestes of bread.
00:35:05
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it.
00:35:06
Speaker 3: But to me, that ain't ever gonna fucking pass as a sandwich. Sorry, I need something a little bit more substantial. Well then you don't like you don't think it's a good sandwich. That's a different argument.
00:35:17
Speaker 2: Let just look at it.
00:35:17
Speaker 3: It's not a complete sandwich, but yet a grilled cheese is. And it's nothing, yes, but.
00:35:23
Speaker 2: A grilled cheese. Guess what. You could put bacon on a grilled cheese and that's but that's a sandwich tomato. But cheese is just the thing you put on top of something else. But cheese can be.
00:35:33
Speaker 3: It's the thing cheese or bacon cant Bacon is actually meat. Cheese is actually you have a cheese sandwich, cheese, cheese, lettuce, tomato.
00:35:43
Speaker 2: It's a sandwich.
00:35:45
Speaker 3: Oh, cheese, letuce, tomatoes, a sandwich. But cheese it but bacon, let us a sandwich. Meat is not more bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato makes it a sandwich. And the cheese cheese is not as substantial as bacon. Bacon is at least meat depends on who you talk to. Well, I'm talking to you.
00:36:02
Speaker 2: Talk to talk to a religious Jew, They'll tell you it's not a sandwich. Okay.
00:36:08
Speaker 3: Talk to someone who's lactose intolerant, they'll tell you they can't eat it.
00:36:10
Speaker 2: What's your point? My point? Okay, I'm gonna I'm done. I'm done with this. You can't tell me.
00:36:17
Speaker 3: And grilled cheese is more substantial than a bot that has a protein. It has a vegetable, it has two vegetables as lettuce and tomato, it has a meat. The growchy argument was, those are things you put on top of something else. So I say, grilled cheese, which is only cheese. You're dir'ts a sandwich. That's fine, all right, you're a very inconsistent man.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: I would prefer I would prefer not to have this argument. Now, all right, it's your loss. Let's get through this.
00:36:46
Speaker 7: The Hey, it's Paul from CT What up? The Alto song is about dating an underaged girl. You gotta listen to the lyrics. Okay, Josie is older than she is. Have a good day.
00:37:05
Speaker 3: Oh the Outfields song, he' said out the rage girl or just younger? Well, now, This adds another wrinkle to this mess. So now not only is he cheating on Josie, who's on a vacation far away, apparently there are lyrics on here that point to the fact that she's considerably younger than Josie, which is cringe.
00:37:30
Speaker 2: You hear that, I said, cringe. I'm looking at the boys. Hold that thought. I love Curtis Sleeve a little bit more each day. He is a local treasure.
00:37:45
Speaker 6: Treasure Scary okay, Bruno Mars, all right, I got another one. Oh, here we go, here we go, another one.
00:37:56
Speaker 3: My way back into the day, I was foolish with a little bit of money.
00:38:01
Speaker 10: Foolish.
00:38:02
Speaker 20: Okay, wait, hold on, third times a charm okay, okay, hear me out.
00:38:12
Speaker 19: Yeah, when Scary said this this is a story that when Scary says this is a story, it.
00:38:21
Speaker 2: Reminded me of this Will Smith.
00:38:27
Speaker 26: I don't know if that's a stretch, but I swear to God, that's what I thought of the second he said it.
00:38:32
Speaker 3: So that's called absolutely story of a girl by nine days. So technically no, but all right, I like the fact that you're participating.
00:38:44
Speaker 2: You got a trophy.
00:38:45
Speaker 3: I thought she was going to say it was a fresh prince of bel Air? Or is this a story about all about it that it's a story of a man named Brady. Yeah, no, that's here's a story. That's here's a story, and it's always prodi scar prosal wisdom coming up a scary how do you not know how gravity works?
00:39:07
Speaker 6: That that's a tweet.
00:39:10
Speaker 2: Nobody's wants to say, define gravity so we can call it out, he.
00:39:15
Speaker 6: Brooken, scary scary jumps. Yeah, let me ask you something.
00:39:24
Speaker 27: If you eat the chicken that is chilled, whatever air chilled, I'm thinking like the course light with the mountains that.
00:39:32
Speaker 6: Are always blue because it's always refrigerated.
00:39:36
Speaker 27: If the chicken is so poisonous and they put chlorine and sulfur and acids, and how are we all still alive?
00:39:45
Speaker 3: Well, how do you know that it's not causing disease and causing complications of people?
00:39:51
Speaker 2: That's an inconclusive. That's silly to say that. That's a terrible They're alive until they're not right.
00:39:58
Speaker 27: And it's always protty. Scary yep, scary, Jonas. How many restaurants have you invested on the have failed? As per my count is three? But on your window it's broken and it's part of the building. You should definitely see. I should definitely look into it. You should definitely get a lawyer. Maybe not top dog low right right right, not low maybe not because they're injury attorneys. Hey, broken bus your forests and it's so sportiest. Garry Brodie's music is the best music.
00:40:37
Speaker 6: He has the best days of music. I said, that's a tweet point of this.
00:40:41
Speaker 3: So back to the talk back right before it. Yeah, you know, I appreciate you got my back on this and I should see, but can't do that when I signed my life away to that in the deed, the bylaws, it's it's all right there.
00:40:54
Speaker 2: You know you can't fight that. Yeah, you can't fight city Hall. You have you fuck uh, I'm fucked.
00:41:02
Speaker 9: All right, Brooklyn boy, just DP for they see the background noise is back. But anyway, Brody, you know, nine to nine point nine percent of the time I got you back on everything.
00:41:14
Speaker 22: Do well.
00:41:16
Speaker 10: You got pretty girl syndrome. It's all about me, me, me, me me.
00:41:19
Speaker 28: As soon as Scarry brought up that he was on that podcast, Dolly, sounds like you got a little butt hurt.
00:41:23
Speaker 10: Don't take that no type of way I'm sorry, I'm just.
00:41:26
Speaker 28: Nufing shit, but you really are what I'm calling pretty girl syndrome.
00:41:30
Speaker 10: You're just worried about yourself. That's fucked up.
00:41:32
Speaker 9: Man.
00:41:33
Speaker 10: Let's Scary sign for a second.
00:41:34
Speaker 3: Plus Party's on five other podcasts, and I don't give a fuck that he's on any of them. If Scary would like to be on a Marvel movie and TV show review podcast, he's welcome to join. Brody is on three three other podcasts. This podcast was specifically to talk about Brooklyn.
00:41:51
Speaker 2: Don't let this man fool you.
00:41:52
Speaker 3: Brody does a lot of podcasts that Scary would not want to be part of. Sports podcast. That's podcast he's on that Everything true, Yes, yeah, it's true.
00:42:02
Speaker 10: Even though when Scary signs.
00:42:05
Speaker 28: Just like spray painting shit, go No, I'm just joking, Scary, don't take that no type of way anyway.
00:42:11
Speaker 10: Boys, that's all. It's eighty nine.
00:42:13
Speaker 28: Degrees at ten o four in the Moaning ten o'bob and the mona. So y'all have a great week. All at you later, holl at you.
00:42:21
Speaker 3: He says, morning sounds like he's saying moaning, moaning, and I think that sounds better.
00:42:25
Speaker 2: Yeah. Five o'clock in the moaning, in the moaning here and fucked.
00:42:33
Speaker 26: So I'm responding to what Scary was talking about with canoli's. I knew immediately that he was talking about piping a canoli and leaving it out and letting the shell get mushy.
00:42:47
Speaker 2: That is a crime.
00:42:49
Speaker 26: That is a crime, and it should not be done. It needs to be piped fresh straight when they're serving it to you. They should not be sitting like that.
00:42:58
Speaker 16: Who wants a mushy freaking cruss?
00:43:00
Speaker 2: Nope, you don't. You want the thank you?
00:43:05
Speaker 26: Hey, I'm fuck here again. All So, Brody was also right with the hollow middle, because I've had those two where they do pipe it fresh, but then you get to the middle and there's like, I don't know, half an inch maybe three quarters of an inch of no freaking piping in the middle, and I'm just looking at the other side like, oh, what am I supposed to do?
00:43:28
Speaker 3: Now?
00:43:28
Speaker 26: This is stupid. There's so many crimes with canoli's. Just say, love you, guys, nobody wants.
00:43:34
Speaker 2: Nobody wants two inches and no cream exactly.
00:43:36
Speaker 3: Now, you gotta cream that thing all the way through and go don't put those citron little fucking little things in the cree.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: You don't want that. Whatever that's that grows. Now, chocolate chips, that's all.
00:43:49
Speaker 3: Now you're talk now you talks chocolate chips. That's fine, but that the little hard little fruit things, jelly things. All right, here's the last one.
00:44:01
Speaker 9: Well, I tried to.
00:44:04
Speaker 14: DM the instagrams, but no one's answering. H If someone listens to your show on the Elvis Duran channel instead of the Brooklyn Moise channel and they channel, do you get it or does it go to the elvestor In channel, Because.
00:44:25
Speaker 10: I'm fearful that we're missing it.
00:44:26
Speaker 14: We're missing new listeners.
00:44:27
Speaker 7: Talkbacks.
00:44:29
Speaker 6: Huh.
00:44:30
Speaker 3: That's an interesting one now, because when you open up, when you're listen to our podcast, you're in our podcast. The only difference is it comes over thee there.
00:44:38
Speaker 2: You're seeing it on the feed. As long as you're still clicking on the Brooklyn Boys logo, all that feedback is coming to us. It's still the Brooklyn Boys. Yes it is. Well, but thank you for your concern, Reggie.
00:44:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, really all right, and thank you for dropping you talkbacks everybody, Brooklyn Bow catch it later this week with episode three eighty seven.
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Speaker 2: Get Lights, reactions. This podcast all depends on you. Baby Excises, Free Jazer
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you. Baby.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three eighty six and beyond.
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Speaker 2: How's it going? I'm Scary Jones, There's David Brody. I mean myself, you are an evil one today.
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Speaker 3: Wait a second, isn't it don't you feel more important when somebody introduces you for you?
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Speaker 2: I've always wondered that, well, if that was the case, why don't you let me introduce you?
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Speaker 3: Well, no, here's why I say it because a lot of times, and I, you know, do these stage announcements that we go somewhere, I would say, yeah, I'm just gonna take the mic and I'm gonna go out and say hello, introduce myself to the crowd.
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Speaker 2: And then a lot of times they're like, wh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Speaker 3: We should have somebody come out as the guy before the guy, and the guy should give you an introduction and then you should come out. Because I don't know, people have made me think at least that it's you're that much more important if someone does the introduction for you.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know, Well, what if I wrote an introduction for myself, Should we could?
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Speaker 3: Should we have a cross? Should we cross introduce each other? Like, that's David Brody, He's scared you've introduce me. I want an introduction, you know, like when comedians come out on stage, right, they're like, oh, you may know him from the Tonight Show and you've seen him on the club circuit, right, have to give it content. Everybody loves Raymond Ladies a gentleman, you know, So I feel like an introduction for me would be, you know, a star of TV and radio and podcasting, and you know I've written for late night talk shows. I had my own TV show on Spike TV with you that's right, TV show back in the day. So we can actually offer that as credits, Like, yes, you've seen them on Spike TV.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 3: We had a four episode TV show on Spike TV in twenty ten called Phone in case you don't know, there were six of us. You've heard his you've heard his jokes on the Tonight Show with you have Jay Leno Jay Leno, Well just leave it as the Tonight Show. You don't tell him how long ago it was. You've heard his jokes on the Tonight show and you see these guys on TV. I wonder what percentage of our of our slices know that we had a TV show called phone Phowne d.
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Speaker 2: And it's not available to stream anywhere.
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Speaker 3: Although I do have all the episodes on DVD, I don't know if I could upload them legally, because.
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Speaker 2: Who's going to stop you at this point?
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Speaker 3: Well, the production company that owns it might be like, whoa way, Oh, what are you doing there?
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Speaker 4: Now?
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Speaker 3: There's promos If you look for pho wn ed, there's the commercial promos that ran for our show.
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Speaker 2: On YouTube. You can find a couple of those. Maybe that I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like uploading old, old phoned episodes of myself.
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Speaker 2: Do you have them?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 2: But you do?
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Speaker 6: I do?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 3: How much second kept everything? How much that could it cost me a few steak dinners? All right, let's move on. Let's play some talkbacks. As you know, this is the show about the show where our listeners, who we call the slices, get to leave talkbacks to the Allheart Radio app about their opinions on what we talked about.
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Speaker 2: Right, how's that?
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Speaker 7: I like?
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Speaker 2: That's brilliant? Thank you? Good afternoon.
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Speaker 8: This is chat from Omaha, and it's going to be Brodie.
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Speaker 2: Scary scary.
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Speaker 8: Well, in this case, it's going to be scary and Brodie.
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Speaker 6: Okay, because Brode, you are wrong.
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Speaker 4: W R O n G.
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Speaker 6: Wrong wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Speaker 8: Because I believe that when Dez is referring to herself as des bombs, she's not talking about her boobies.
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Speaker 2: She's talking about her arms. Yes, I believe.
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Speaker 8: She's referring to her arms because she's got like cannons.
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Speaker 9: You know.
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Speaker 8: I think she plays softball or baseball or something and she whacks the hell out of that damn ball.
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Speaker 2: I mean true, she.
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Speaker 6: Makes it scream, I would imagine.
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Speaker 8: Okay, But if I'm wrong and she is talking about her boobies, Dez, can you send me a picture I want to see? Okay, But anyways, I think you're wrong. Okay, Brody later, bye guys.
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Speaker 10: By Scoody Sky.
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Speaker 2: I know I'm right. Number one.
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Speaker 3: That's how DEAs refers to herself about her breasts, her cannon second of all, Second of all, yeah, the cannons. I second of all. Her logo is two round bombs. I'm pretty sure that that's on her arms. All right, Those are guns. Those are guns.
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Speaker 2: If you days, if you'd like to respond, Chad is all yours? Tell us how you're refer to your breast as a talk back. That sounds so creepy.
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Speaker 7: You know what?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, if it wasn't for the trucker roll hombell is sometimes freggy, but.
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Speaker 6: Never there is.
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Speaker 2: If it won't paroleum.
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Speaker 11: Minister bin birds, the blame board wouldn't cut a world.
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Speaker 6: If you can get your punt through.
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Speaker 2: You want two three cutting you off will never be He.
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Speaker 12: Just four talking backs, not five, not jicks, just for talking about light and switch, just for talk backs about his red soul kicks.
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Speaker 2: Just for talking backs about him that's in his d Oh it's more, here is more, remember all this lesson.
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Speaker 4: Just don't be sad, don't say too much, and I'll tell you why, because brooklynbos ain't messing around tomorrow upon you put your dad.
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Speaker 12: I'm just for talking backs, not five, nine, six, just for talking backs about that.
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Speaker 2: Brooken grade and broken grade.
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Speaker 13: Just this is four or talk backs, breaking jingles backs, jingle back to you the GMCO.
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, trucker.
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Speaker 3: Well you got the point across a role model, slice right there and guess what highly entertaining, and he did it in four talkbacks and I wasn't bored.
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Speaker 2: And had that song gone on, we would have allowed.
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Speaker 3: The fifth and the sixth because it was leading somewhere, it was entertaining. We wouldn't have given him the jingle. I don't think what's so funny? I had I was ready, you were ready to give it to him? No, I mean I would on the button. We would have left, but that's what we love would have also, Yeah, okay, all right, moving on, okay, pery, Yeah.
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Speaker 14: Do you have to use the word cringe? That's not our lingo, man, that's like middle school and high school kids.
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Speaker 2: Come on, cringe.
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Speaker 3: No, cringe is a word that everybody used. We just don't use it like the way the kids use it. And we used to use cringey all the time, cringe that makes it cringe everything, cringes of cringes of verb. They use it now as an adjective. And by the way, that's the difference. All the old words are coming back and they're using them. Does that mean I can't use them anymore? Like everyone they're saying, they're saying, it's so chic. Oh, it's so chic. To go see Ariana Grande. That's so chic. We different, No, they're using a different context. Chic used to be like a style of dress with chic. It was an adjective. Now now they're using it like like it's a positive, like oh, it's it's cool. It's a slightly different meaning from what I can gather. Well, and don't you start.
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Speaker 6: Using it guys.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, don't forget Elvis Presley song about Hey little Girl, a little ass kid.
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Speaker 2: Dancing Carson Kresley with Elvis Presley.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, Hollywood is fucking see tank bullshit heerverse Liams.
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Speaker 2: I'd go further, but I'm not.
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Speaker 9: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Hey little Girl from Elvis Presley. We should have been added to the list of songs like what from last week's episode. Remember, in Elvis's defense, he was from a state and a time when people were marrying fourteen year olds.
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Speaker 2: This is true.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not justifying it, but again, i'd like to point out hold on, dude, I'm still talking. I'd like to point out that Oklahoma just last month or May, Oklahoma passed by a narrow margin a law prohibiting getting married younger than sixteen, younger than seventeen, rather used to be able to get married until until this year. You could be fourteen and get married in Oklahoma.
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Speaker 2: So it's crazy, that's what's going on.
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Speaker 11: You don't last episode this last time, I tried to get a song, and you know, I hadn't done a song in a while, so I thought i'd do a song. But you know, I'm a busy guy, so you know I didn't make the but hopefully it didn't get you raised and you were able to hear it at the beginning of this Last Time, okay, And I hope you elected because I did it for you guys, and for the slashes, okay, but you know, because I'm a man of the people.
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Speaker 2: Just like Brodie.
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Speaker 11: But you know, Scuotie, I got a bone to pick with you, brother, I'm only.
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Speaker 2: K Okay, here we go. What do you got to say to me there? Trucker Ohio? That was hilarious? What the hell was what'd you say? He got in there?
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Speaker 9: And Pete's guy, love your name and you're funny, take care Williams.
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Speaker 2: Dis not the compliments? Okay.
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Speaker 3: I want to know what happened to the rest of truckers. Yeah, we're going knelt I don't know. He's snuck in there somehow. All right, this might be the rest of trucker.
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Speaker 11: You know how, Liam Mussein, that was Curtis. By the way, I'm not Curtis slee Will, Liam, I'm somebody else. I'm one all this but anyway, you know, and.
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Speaker 4: You right away you're that.
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Speaker 2: No, you can't be Curtis se Will because Curtis slee Will has got better things to be doing.
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Speaker 11: So what are you saying, I don't have better things to be doing. Anybody that does talkbacks what we're a bunch of dopes or what we don't have anything else to be doing?
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Speaker 7: Wrong?
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Speaker 2: What are you saying? No one said that at all. We're saying want with your.
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Speaker 11: Words, man, because those words, man, they're killers, you know, And you're gonna get in trouble man. No wonder Brody is always getting on your case there. Fuck you know, but you don't want landing the bus driver slash volunteer Fire Department.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for your service there.
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Speaker 11: And but you know he wanted me to do a cat song. I'm gonna give it a shot. Hopefully I can get it in this episode of flast Time, and hopefully you like it. I don't have a lot of time to get something together, but I'm gonna try my best.
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, trum. What is he talking about?
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Speaker 3: Okay, so that wasn't a reference to Okay, we said that trucker wasn't to sliwa s l i w a sliwa. And you said Curtis Leiwa has better things to do than leave talkbacks.
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Speaker 2: Did I say that that leaving talkback?
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Speaker 3: I don't remember. It just means Curtis has better things to do. Well, because Liam thought that Curtis. Okay, let's backtrack, because now it's coming back to me.
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Speaker 2: Liam are coming back to Selene.
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Speaker 3: Liam thought that there was that Curtis Saliva from the our radio stations in New York, New York cele celebrity was would be leaving talkbacks as the trucker. But that does that that's not a slight to the trucker. That's just I mean, this is a guy who it's a it's an impression when you say always got better things to do than this. It doesn't mean that what he's doing is that this isn't good. It's a common expression that you shouldn't take literally. It just means he's busier hosting a morning show and being on all over the place. This guy is running for mayor, Like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's at a million rally, He's all over the place. There's no way. There's no way he would have in his mind. I don't in my mind, I don't. He wouldn't have time to listen.
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Speaker 3: To That was that was in his voice, that he would think he has better things to do, right, correct, Not that leaving talkbacks is not a noble It wasn't a slam to people who's taught appreciate talkbacks. Of course, don't take it the wrong way.
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Speaker 16: Please, Just been one of those days at all.
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Speaker 2: It's just one of those days, he said.
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Speaker 10: She said, bullshit.
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Speaker 16: That is from olymp Biscuit. Scary, it's MP biscuit.
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Speaker 15: Thank you.
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Speaker 17: This Paul from the Jersey What's going on?
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Speaker 18: Catching up on the podcast episode threety four?
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Speaker 10: One of those days about he said, She said, bull.
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Speaker 16: From Queen's here, Hey, Jamie Queens.
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Speaker 19: We talk about that pizzeria Jersey Shore where they freaked out over the birthday cake.
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Speaker 16: What's it called joy something?
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Speaker 10: Scary was telling the story.
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Speaker 19: The first that I had was what could what shitty training or shitty workers do they have there?
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Speaker 10: Because if it's company policy that.
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Speaker 19: People can't bring in outside food, why did a worker then tell the family it's no problem for them to bring in an outside cake.
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Speaker 2: Great question.
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Speaker 19: If it's company policy that they can't bring in outside food, shouldn't.
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Speaker 10: The worker know that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? So then why did the.
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Speaker 19: Worker tell the family Yeah, totally fine if you bring in a cake.
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Speaker 10: From outside the restaurant.
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Speaker 19: The worker should know what the policy is and should know enough.
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Speaker 10: To say no, that's not allowed.
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Speaker 19: So it also sounds like they hire shitty people or have shitty training if the worker didn't.
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Speaker 3: Know, there's a bunch of sixteen year olds looking for summer jobs. That's where the Jersey shore board walk is.
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Speaker 20: Well.
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Speaker 3: Also, we don't know if when she was on the phone she said can I bring a cake? And also will you provide a knife?
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Speaker 2: We don't know. You don't know what the conversation was.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, regardless of whatever the employer he said, the owner should because I watched the video after we talked about it here. The owner should not be screaming at a customer. Do I come to your house and ask you to cut a cake? Exactly I'm coming to someone's house, not.
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Speaker 2: The same as going to a business. You're a pizza place.
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Speaker 3: I understand you don't want to give them a knife, go out and cut the cake and it takes two sents reference to the last slice. Timer, it's all about that, he said, she said bullshit. Wait, I think Jamie leaves another one here, Brody, I'm wondering someone, aren't you always I'm here?
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Speaker 19: The person that Joey shitstain who worked there and lied to the family.
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Speaker 16: Saying they bring the cake in?
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Speaker 19: Is that the same person that that restaurant who lied to you about the wait time when it was like an hour and a half wait, but they told you like twenty minutes or some shit, and then not only lied to other customers, but then lied to the manager about lying when confronted.
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Speaker 10: About lying with what. I wonder if that's the same person.
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Speaker 3: Uh, you never know, it's it seems like it could be, or it just could be the kind of people that people are hiring. Yeah, and how certain people at a certain age don't give a shit about their jobs.
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Speaker 2: Who knows? Yeah, So we move on. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 6: It's the Boy Podcast.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for your talking about thus far having a good time. I still feel like we should play something. We come back from that. We're back not that, okay, not that all right?
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Speaker 2: Who's this? Hello? Well that's a blank one. All right, let's shoot blanks five seven in the morning.
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Speaker 21: It's been a while, guys gone from Washington State. Oh my god, scary it. You blew my mind, dude. I cannot believe. You don't understand how a towel dries or anything that's hung up are still waters is drying? It's water, dude.
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Speaker 10: It's very heavy.
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Speaker 21: It's it's coming down the entire time through through any fabric as is drying. It is always going to be wetter at the bottom than the top. Dude, do an experimental home and check it every thirty minutes.
00:17:03
Speaker 2: Check it. Can't believe we're still on this. We can move past this topic.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, by the way, you never brought it to the morning show. Chili peppers. By the way, by the way, really too.
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Speaker 22: Common, scary backer from Long Eye. Back about your window, remember you said that you heard a big bang and it was thunderstorming out. What if lightning hit your window and that's how it broke from the inside.
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Speaker 6: Possibility?
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Speaker 3: So we just bypassed the outside pain and just broke the inside pain. I don't know, unlikely, but I like you taking a guest.
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Speaker 5: Broken Boys, Rody and Scary Michael Sullivan County about this washcloth thing on episode three eighty five. Dude, what the fuck? If it's laying flood, maybe on a surface it'll draw evenly, but gravity water drips down. Hang out anything up, scary, dip your ass in water and hang yourself up and see what the water does. It goes down to the bottom. Sometimes you need to shut the fuck up. Sorry, don't need to be mean. No, you must be a flat.
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Speaker 2: That was mean. That was mean. Don't do that. Don't say that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to say sometimes you need to wake up or peyton.
00:18:18
Speaker 2: No, no, we don't. We don't. We don't talk like that, or we'll ban you. That's not nice. That's that's that's not right. Don't do that.
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Speaker 3: You you hearself really well, there it's going well and then took a turn.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, bro oh like for me, it sucks looking.
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Speaker 5: Brooklyn boys might from one County God can mentioning cream. Biggie casules everything around me anyway, surprise scary to jump on that one, and I agree with the Kenoti thing that sucks pace.
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Speaker 2: Cream. All right, Prince.
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Speaker 23: Scary, that is the craziest ship that I've ever heard. Water is not the exception to the love of gravit of course, it just down through the fabric.
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Speaker 15: Land here, Scary, I about to like look apart. Anyways, with the pizza, I think the guy showed up late because of his own business and it was waiting for the dough to rise in that big bowl.
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Speaker 6: I think it was just late for work.
00:19:18
Speaker 2: And he's like, I got you know what I mean, But you can make a piece of fresh if.
00:19:24
Speaker 15: You got the deal ready for the next day in.
00:19:27
Speaker 2: The cooler and then perforate. I mean he's late for it. I mean, yeah, what he said.
00:19:38
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I have a huge follow up to my pizza story from last Brooklyn Boys for the next Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 17: Hey Brooklyn Boys. I'm trying to think of a cool intro like MJ from NJ. So I was thinking maybe m D L I CT.
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Speaker 18: Because I'm from Long Island. I live in Connecticut. I don't know. I'm going to try that. But Brody, have you tried the new flavor of love Corn? The kettle corn. It's amazing.
00:20:10
Speaker 10: You need to try it.
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Speaker 18: If you haven't, it's a coon.
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Speaker 2: I gotta okay, fine kettle corn, love corn, love corn. Oh big fan of love corn.
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Speaker 2: It just sounds like she's saying licked. It sounds like clit saying licked. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I've dyslexia saying licked kicked. She's like I heard clit.
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Speaker 18: Fricklin Boys, MD lict. I just wanted to let you guys know that I've been listening to twenty nineteen and I'm finally made it to twenty twenty five. I am only a year behind.
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Speaker 6: I'm getting there.
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Speaker 18: I'm doing it so hopefully I will be caught up before episode four hundred.
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Speaker 7: That's my goal.
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Speaker 10: Okay, thank you.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's hearing this, but she's doctor LICKT, doctor LICKT m d l I c T, doctor licht.
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Speaker 15: Lam here Bernie, I forgot you.
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Speaker 4: Oh that is sun.
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Speaker 6: You know dispect somebody touched you?
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Speaker 2: What ten foot pole?
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Speaker 15: Even hanging out restaurants and all that problems at home?
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Speaker 7: I can't.
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Speaker 15: It's kind of shocked to forgot no district it's kind of.
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Speaker 2: Fun a pizza. I don't know the industry's pizza. I don't know what he I don't know.
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Speaker 16: That's for you from Philly. I'm telling you, Scary is a man of the people. You're a name dra whatever restaurant he does and doesn't like Birdy Hi.
00:22:02
Speaker 3: Brodie was like to respond to that, I mentioned restaurants that I like, What are you talking about the ones that you don't like?
00:22:09
Speaker 2: You high, I'm not gonna bash them.
00:22:11
Speaker 3: First of all, I go to neighborhood restaurants, So if I start bashing restaurants where I live, it's not a good look. Second of all, Scary goes to all these restaurants in Manhattan, not where he lives, and they're They're well known places, so he mentions them. But if I mention like Mike's Pizza, that's not a thing nobody cares. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash the pizza places by name unless they really fucking pissed me off. And as far as places that I love, I've talked about places that I love. I've told you I love Tommy's Tabing and Tap, talk about them a lot, love them. A new place I've been going to Ugly Dumpling terrific, dim Sum.
00:22:48
Speaker 2: You have a couple of locations. Yeah, I actually hosted the grand opening, all right, jay Z Yeah.
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Speaker 10: Brook dumbos oh from Jersey. Holy shit, it's scary. You definitely are or you should be in that America's dumbest people.
00:23:08
Speaker 6: Of course, wanna go down.
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Speaker 21: If you get out of the fucking pool with your wet shirt and you hang it up and the warrior drips down, it drips downwards the top, they're gonna sucking be crier.
00:23:18
Speaker 10: The bottom is gonna be winter.
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Speaker 16: Oh my god, scary.
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Speaker 2: You are dumb, dumb.
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Speaker 4: See that.
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Speaker 2: That's how it's done.
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Speaker 17: Just like that.
00:23:26
Speaker 10: Do you hear that?
00:23:27
Speaker 2: Sullivan County? Can we hear it again? As an example of Sullivan County? You play it again here? How to do it?
00:23:34
Speaker 3: We could we could pass on that, but I'll say yeah, yeah, but I'll say this, Uh, keep it fun, keep it fun.
00:23:41
Speaker 2: And I love how everybody false for my rage bait. It's great. Rage baiting. Rage baiting is great.
00:23:47
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's awesome. Look at all the talk packses generated three weeks in a row. Now of this bullshit, Come on, scary Yep, there it is.
00:23:58
Speaker 10: Tell me how you can hang some thing riazontally?
00:24:02
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
00:24:05
Speaker 2: See what see?
00:24:06
Speaker 3: What ends up happening is and this is what people are becoming professional at this online and they're getting they're garnering millions of followers on and so we didn't.
00:24:14
Speaker 2: Know, stop it. Well, so you can hang something, okay, or a crossbard.
00:24:19
Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen, this is mumbo number five.
00:24:23
Speaker 2: Wait when did we say that? I don't know. We may have said, like a little bit of monica.
00:24:29
Speaker 9: I don't know, okay, lou bega, Ladies and gentlemen, this is mumbo number five.
00:24:37
Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, you gotta play the audio clip of us saying whatever we said. I don't remember the name.
00:24:41
Speaker 3: But we never said the words mambo number five, did we, because that would have okay, all right.
00:24:47
Speaker 2: Unless we said it's a lyric from Brody is Scary Scary of Brody.
00:24:52
Speaker 24: Reggie. Here shout out to the og Reggie, Oh mister scary. If you could have your Sabrina Carpenter, Nicki Minaj and uh Taylor Sliff Roady have his Eliva, his Lincoln Park and all his rock people, please thank you.
00:25:09
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:25:09
Speaker 2: But I grew I grew up on, grew up on Saliva. Here's something for you.
00:25:16
Speaker 16: Hey, this is your broo. You he is wrong?
00:25:21
Speaker 2: A laugh a left every second. They're a riot.
00:25:25
Speaker 16: Okay, Rascal Flats.
00:25:32
Speaker 2: Is wrong? What song is this? The Rascal Flats song? The hell knows Rascal Flats? Who knows? Saliva? Touche pussy?
00:25:42
Speaker 3: Rascal Flats is a bigger band. But I don't know their lyrics well enough. I apologize. I'm sure a lot of people remember when they were on America's God not America's Got Talent. What was that, so, joe Ed McMahon Star Search, Yeah, they were on Star Search. I think I think I could.
00:25:55
Speaker 15: Be wrong Liam again. Hey, so, well, you guys talking on a big show about phones power plugs. We mentioned don't buy cheap power strips.
00:26:10
Speaker 2: That's right, don't.
00:26:11
Speaker 15: Buy those long strips are horrible. Your phone's supposed to eat. You got a good phone. It goes to short power by the time it's fully charged, so keep it plugged in. Yeah, so I don't know what phones you guys have, twenty nineteen phones.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about don't cheap out buy the Origin if you know, if it's an Apple product, and you know you need a charger or something, buy an Apple charger. If you buy a Samsung charger, by buy the ones for the phones. Don't buy the team version or the one you see at the pharmacy for a dollar ninety nine, because those are the ones. Firemen fire women all across this country are saying that that is what's causing them. Every single time we had a fighters firefighters talked about it on the Big Show, and Liam here is uh letting him not letting us know that he wants to add power strips to the mix. Don't cheapen out when it comes to buying a power strip. Okay, I buy quality ones cables, but I buy them from Amazon, or I buy them from a hardware store like Target and Hot Targa depot. But I buy By the way, the cables are charging cables. Everybody calls them chargers. I need a charger. That's the cables going to charge. We're talking about anyway, the portion. No, don't buy shitty dollar cables, but I buy four dollar cables from Amazon. They're fine. Anything over a four point seven review.
00:27:36
Speaker 2: I'm good.
00:27:36
Speaker 3: And by the way, you know what I've noticed, and we'll talk about this on the on the Brooklyn Boys, people will fucking complain about everything on Amazon.
00:27:43
Speaker 2: You don't know what to believe. When you read these reviews, you'll.
00:27:46
Speaker 3: Get ninety fantastic five star reviews and three people got it. The package arrived damage. I hate it, hate it.
00:27:55
Speaker 4: You know what.
00:27:56
Speaker 3: Don't blame the cable for the package. Well, oh it's not the color blue. I thought the cable would be one star, right, or don't give us one star on Apple Music or whatever because you don't agree with the fact that you know about commercial break that we play too many commercials. They play too many commercials one star. That is not a good reason to give the Brooklyn Boys one.
00:28:18
Speaker 2: Star Boys podcast.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: We will be right back.
00:28:23
Speaker 3: I see what you did there before we went to commercial you see that. Hey, listen, we we have to play commercials because that's how we get to do this for a living. That's well how TV shows work on non streaming services, that's how radio works.
00:28:35
Speaker 2: That's just the way it goes. And let's listen.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: If you guys would like to start paying us, let's say ten dollars a week each, we can go on a pay platform. Yeah, if you want it for free, we got to play commercials. That's the way the company that owns this podcast.
00:28:48
Speaker 2: That's how this works.
00:28:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I've seen some one stars because it's too many, too many commercials, and that's out of our control.
00:28:55
Speaker 2: All right.
00:28:56
Speaker 3: You want to give us four stars out of five that, No, don't don't do that. No, don't discredit. Don't discredit this content. Do not punish any of the content, the quality the contract because of with with with with less of a star because right, we have played too many commercial We don't control that. We don't control that, all right, Brody, look at you, trying to give some leeway there. Yeah, I apologize what you drink?
00:29:18
Speaker 2: What it was that ship? You're drinking? G zero elect your light gatorade? Okay, looks good.
00:29:28
Speaker 16: We resume from episode three. He too, Yes, this is Lee, but it just came to me. Remember when Brody lied to an Indian restaurant to use their bathroom?
00:29:40
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes he did, yes, yes, oh two years ago.
00:29:46
Speaker 20: Every now and then, I have to fuck and I need to take the ship. Yeah, and if I don't find one soon, I am going to ship my pants and I won't buy anything from your store. I'm just going to destroy your bathroom and pretend to text my wife and say there was no.
00:30:16
Speaker 16: Service. So I'm going outside, going outside.
00:30:21
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
00:30:22
Speaker 20: I really had to do. But I won't buy a thing, and I did not give her food. I really don't give a fuck. I really had to take the ship. I really had to take the shoe.
00:30:41
Speaker 6: Love it.
00:30:42
Speaker 2: I love the effort. Thank you so much. See look at that was.
00:30:46
Speaker 3: That was two or three years ago. But I appreciate the effort definitely. I mean the singing was definitely on key.
00:30:53
Speaker 21: Oh.
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Speaker 3: I have to give them credit. He was right there with William Hunk right there in the pocket. No, but no, that was excellent. Thank you for doing more than just I'm curious as to what I said today. You'll be writing a song about in twenty twenty nine. Scary.
00:31:07
Speaker 9: Uh, here we go.
00:31:10
Speaker 25: BLT is a salwich. Okay, Peanut butter and jelly is a sandwich. That's only peanut butter, that's only potter. What peanuts and jelly. That's a sandwich.
00:31:23
Speaker 2: Pan a butter that's not butter?
00:31:24
Speaker 10: All right, BLD is a sandwich. No, you're just a freaking moron, that's all.
00:31:29
Speaker 7: No.
00:31:29
Speaker 10: No, I'm just kidding about the moon.
00:31:31
Speaker 25: It's still my favorite brooking boy, but sometimes you need to choose your hie to down.
00:31:37
Speaker 3: Now listen, maybe people took it out of context. We're not talking about is a belt of sandwich in the context.
00:31:45
Speaker 2: Of is a hot dog sandwich? Well, yes it is. It is between it's between a bunch two. It's a ripoff. I'm saying it's not. Forget about that.
00:31:54
Speaker 3: Yes, definition wise, it's got two pieces of bread, I get it. But what I'm saying it's not a sandwich because it's not a complete sandwich. It's basically two pieces of bread with bullshit that you put on other things lettuce, tomato, mayo. Those are things you put on other things. But bacon is something that is put on eggs or put on a side a side con a. Okay, it's a compliment, not a condiment. It's a side piece of something else. Bacon is not a main thing.
00:32:26
Speaker 2: Bacon.
00:32:27
Speaker 3: I mean, you want a fucking an artery clogging experience and put twenty pounds of bacon and then you know that's and you want to call that a sandwich or even worse, people.
00:32:36
Speaker 2: Just tell them.
00:32:37
Speaker 3: People are like, well, what about the thick cut bacon. And you put that, I'm telling you, in my opinion, what if it's a pork chop, but it's made like a like bacon, it's prepared like bacon.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: A pork chop is a pork chop would be a full sandwich. Okay.
00:32:54
Speaker 3: So you're saying the bacon isn't thick enough, because if it was, the bacon is not.
00:32:58
Speaker 7: It's not.
00:32:59
Speaker 2: It's it's not a scary scary.
00:33:02
Speaker 3: The restaurant Joseph Avenue, you in Brooklyn, Yes, what are your two favorite things from there? The Rice Special Rice Bolt Special and the and the panel the penelly the what the panel wat sandwich? Panell sandwich?
00:33:14
Speaker 1: Right?
00:33:15
Speaker 2: And what is in the panel sandwich?
00:33:16
Speaker 3: The panel sandwich is chickpeas h and it's got that against cheese on it or something like that. Yeah, it's a chickpias. It's basically a side vegetable. And you call it a sandwich. Fuck you, you lose. No, it's your favorite thing there. It's just chickpeas and cheese.
00:33:32
Speaker 2: I just call it a panel. I don't call it a sandwich, but it's a panel sandwich. Absolutely.
00:33:38
Speaker 3: It's between two pieces of bread and so is a belt. You know, what I'm saying is not you. It's not complete. A BLT is just it just seems like a ripoff to me. It seems like there needs to be something there with the BLT, even if you do cheese on there, something else, even if you do like like but you need like a turkey or roast beef.
00:33:58
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying it's.
00:34:00
Speaker 4: Not I like it.
00:34:02
Speaker 3: I like bacon and tomato, So so okay, all right, then pay through the nose. For god, We've gotta put a lot of bacon on it. Well, if you put two slices of bacon, you're right. But if you put four, make enough bacon on there, I'm good.
00:34:14
Speaker 2: I think it continues here.
00:34:16
Speaker 25: Scary. Yes, a bl T is a salwich again, he said it, ainybody, and jelly is a sandwich?
00:34:29
Speaker 10: What peanuts a jelly? That's a sandwich.
00:34:33
Speaker 25: But and you're what the fence does track for somebody that doesn't understand gravity.
00:34:44
Speaker 6: So I guess that makes sense. We'll let you live in.
00:34:47
Speaker 4: Your world, all right.
00:34:51
Speaker 3: I think I made a great case to say that a BLT is not a complete sandwich, all right, And people are putting words.
00:34:59
Speaker 2: In my mouth. They'll like, you didn't say that.
00:35:00
Speaker 3: You didn't say you said it was by definition, it's between two priestes of bread.
00:35:05
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it.
00:35:06
Speaker 3: But to me, that ain't ever gonna fucking pass as a sandwich. Sorry, I need something a little bit more substantial. Well then you don't like you don't think it's a good sandwich. That's a different argument.
00:35:17
Speaker 2: Let just look at it.
00:35:17
Speaker 3: It's not a complete sandwich, but yet a grilled cheese is. And it's nothing, yes, but.
00:35:23
Speaker 2: A grilled cheese. Guess what. You could put bacon on a grilled cheese and that's but that's a sandwich tomato. But cheese is just the thing you put on top of something else. But cheese can be.
00:35:33
Speaker 3: It's the thing cheese or bacon cant Bacon is actually meat. Cheese is actually you have a cheese sandwich, cheese, cheese, lettuce, tomato.
00:35:43
Speaker 2: It's a sandwich.
00:35:45
Speaker 3: Oh, cheese, letuce, tomatoes, a sandwich. But cheese it but bacon, let us a sandwich. Meat is not more bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato makes it a sandwich. And the cheese cheese is not as substantial as bacon. Bacon is at least meat depends on who you talk to. Well, I'm talking to you.
00:36:02
Speaker 2: Talk to talk to a religious Jew, They'll tell you it's not a sandwich. Okay.
00:36:08
Speaker 3: Talk to someone who's lactose intolerant, they'll tell you they can't eat it.
00:36:10
Speaker 2: What's your point? My point? Okay, I'm gonna I'm done. I'm done with this. You can't tell me.
00:36:17
Speaker 3: And grilled cheese is more substantial than a bot that has a protein. It has a vegetable, it has two vegetables as lettuce and tomato, it has a meat. The growchy argument was, those are things you put on top of something else. So I say, grilled cheese, which is only cheese. You're dir'ts a sandwich. That's fine, all right, you're a very inconsistent man.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: I would prefer I would prefer not to have this argument. Now, all right, it's your loss. Let's get through this.
00:36:46
Speaker 7: The Hey, it's Paul from CT What up? The Alto song is about dating an underaged girl. You gotta listen to the lyrics. Okay, Josie is older than she is. Have a good day.
00:37:05
Speaker 3: Oh the Outfields song, he' said out the rage girl or just younger? Well, now, This adds another wrinkle to this mess. So now not only is he cheating on Josie, who's on a vacation far away, apparently there are lyrics on here that point to the fact that she's considerably younger than Josie, which is cringe.
00:37:30
Speaker 2: You hear that, I said, cringe. I'm looking at the boys. Hold that thought. I love Curtis Sleeve a little bit more each day. He is a local treasure.
00:37:45
Speaker 6: Treasure Scary okay, Bruno Mars, all right, I got another one. Oh, here we go, here we go, another one.
00:37:56
Speaker 3: My way back into the day, I was foolish with a little bit of money.
00:38:01
Speaker 10: Foolish.
00:38:02
Speaker 20: Okay, wait, hold on, third times a charm okay, okay, hear me out.
00:38:12
Speaker 19: Yeah, when Scary said this this is a story that when Scary says this is a story, it.
00:38:21
Speaker 2: Reminded me of this Will Smith.
00:38:27
Speaker 26: I don't know if that's a stretch, but I swear to God, that's what I thought of the second he said it.
00:38:32
Speaker 3: So that's called absolutely story of a girl by nine days. So technically no, but all right, I like the fact that you're participating.
00:38:44
Speaker 2: You got a trophy.
00:38:45
Speaker 3: I thought she was going to say it was a fresh prince of bel Air? Or is this a story about all about it that it's a story of a man named Brady. Yeah, no, that's here's a story. That's here's a story, and it's always prodi scar prosal wisdom coming up a scary how do you not know how gravity works?
00:39:07
Speaker 6: That that's a tweet.
00:39:10
Speaker 2: Nobody's wants to say, define gravity so we can call it out, he.
00:39:15
Speaker 6: Brooken, scary scary jumps. Yeah, let me ask you something.
00:39:24
Speaker 27: If you eat the chicken that is chilled, whatever air chilled, I'm thinking like the course light with the mountains that.
00:39:32
Speaker 6: Are always blue because it's always refrigerated.
00:39:36
Speaker 27: If the chicken is so poisonous and they put chlorine and sulfur and acids, and how are we all still alive?
00:39:45
Speaker 3: Well, how do you know that it's not causing disease and causing complications of people?
00:39:51
Speaker 2: That's an inconclusive. That's silly to say that. That's a terrible They're alive until they're not right.
00:39:58
Speaker 27: And it's always protty. Scary yep, scary, Jonas. How many restaurants have you invested on the have failed? As per my count is three? But on your window it's broken and it's part of the building. You should definitely see. I should definitely look into it. You should definitely get a lawyer. Maybe not top dog low right right right, not low maybe not because they're injury attorneys. Hey, broken bus your forests and it's so sportiest. Garry Brodie's music is the best music.
00:40:37
Speaker 6: He has the best days of music. I said, that's a tweet point of this.
00:40:41
Speaker 3: So back to the talk back right before it. Yeah, you know, I appreciate you got my back on this and I should see, but can't do that when I signed my life away to that in the deed, the bylaws, it's it's all right there.
00:40:54
Speaker 2: You know you can't fight that. Yeah, you can't fight city Hall. You have you fuck uh, I'm fucked.
00:41:02
Speaker 9: All right, Brooklyn boy, just DP for they see the background noise is back. But anyway, Brody, you know, nine to nine point nine percent of the time I got you back on everything.
00:41:14
Speaker 22: Do well.
00:41:16
Speaker 10: You got pretty girl syndrome. It's all about me, me, me, me me.
00:41:19
Speaker 28: As soon as Scarry brought up that he was on that podcast, Dolly, sounds like you got a little butt hurt.
00:41:23
Speaker 10: Don't take that no type of way I'm sorry, I'm just.
00:41:26
Speaker 28: Nufing shit, but you really are what I'm calling pretty girl syndrome.
00:41:30
Speaker 10: You're just worried about yourself. That's fucked up.
00:41:32
Speaker 9: Man.
00:41:33
Speaker 10: Let's Scary sign for a second.
00:41:34
Speaker 3: Plus Party's on five other podcasts, and I don't give a fuck that he's on any of them. If Scary would like to be on a Marvel movie and TV show review podcast, he's welcome to join. Brody is on three three other podcasts. This podcast was specifically to talk about Brooklyn.
00:41:51
Speaker 2: Don't let this man fool you.
00:41:52
Speaker 3: Brody does a lot of podcasts that Scary would not want to be part of. Sports podcast. That's podcast he's on that Everything true, Yes, yeah, it's true.
00:42:02
Speaker 10: Even though when Scary signs.
00:42:05
Speaker 28: Just like spray painting shit, go No, I'm just joking, Scary, don't take that no type of way anyway.
00:42:11
Speaker 10: Boys, that's all. It's eighty nine.
00:42:13
Speaker 28: Degrees at ten o four in the Moaning ten o'bob and the mona. So y'all have a great week. All at you later, holl at you.
00:42:21
Speaker 3: He says, morning sounds like he's saying moaning, moaning, and I think that sounds better.
00:42:25
Speaker 2: Yeah. Five o'clock in the moaning, in the moaning here and fucked.
00:42:33
Speaker 26: So I'm responding to what Scary was talking about with canoli's. I knew immediately that he was talking about piping a canoli and leaving it out and letting the shell get mushy.
00:42:47
Speaker 2: That is a crime.
00:42:49
Speaker 26: That is a crime, and it should not be done. It needs to be piped fresh straight when they're serving it to you. They should not be sitting like that.
00:42:58
Speaker 16: Who wants a mushy freaking cruss?
00:43:00
Speaker 2: Nope, you don't. You want the thank you?
00:43:05
Speaker 26: Hey, I'm fuck here again. All So, Brody was also right with the hollow middle, because I've had those two where they do pipe it fresh, but then you get to the middle and there's like, I don't know, half an inch maybe three quarters of an inch of no freaking piping in the middle, and I'm just looking at the other side like, oh, what am I supposed to do?
00:43:28
Speaker 3: Now?
00:43:28
Speaker 26: This is stupid. There's so many crimes with canoli's. Just say, love you, guys, nobody wants.
00:43:34
Speaker 2: Nobody wants two inches and no cream exactly.
00:43:36
Speaker 3: Now, you gotta cream that thing all the way through and go don't put those citron little fucking little things in the cree.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: You don't want that. Whatever that's that grows. Now, chocolate chips, that's all.
00:43:49
Speaker 3: Now you're talk now you talks chocolate chips. That's fine, but that the little hard little fruit things, jelly things. All right, here's the last one.
00:44:01
Speaker 9: Well, I tried to.
00:44:04
Speaker 14: DM the instagrams, but no one's answering. H If someone listens to your show on the Elvis Duran channel instead of the Brooklyn Moise channel and they channel, do you get it or does it go to the elvestor In channel, Because.
00:44:25
Speaker 10: I'm fearful that we're missing it.
00:44:26
Speaker 14: We're missing new listeners.
00:44:27
Speaker 7: Talkbacks.
00:44:29
Speaker 6: Huh.
00:44:30
Speaker 3: That's an interesting one now, because when you open up, when you're listen to our podcast, you're in our podcast. The only difference is it comes over thee there.
00:44:38
Speaker 2: You're seeing it on the feed. As long as you're still clicking on the Brooklyn Boys logo, all that feedback is coming to us. It's still the Brooklyn Boys. Yes it is. Well, but thank you for your concern, Reggie.
00:44:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, really all right, and thank you for dropping you talkbacks everybody, Brooklyn Bow catch it later this week with episode three eighty seven.
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