The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #383

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice Reactions.

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Speaker 2: This depends on you, baby Free.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Slice Time, episode three eighty three and beyond, How's Everything David.

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Speaker 4: Brodie Scary Jones. Things are good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I was just thinking that jingle that we just played Slice Time, Yeah, which is is a parody of white Lines.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, back in the day.

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Speaker 5: That's singer Well, the the one who's who says uh getting Slice Reactions. I've been working with him for so long that his son, who I remember when he was born, just got a record deal.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, congratulations to him, thank you, Yeah to him.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 5: And for those of you who listened to Elvis during in the morning show and might like my phone taps, if you remember my Jimmy Jingles where I would play hip hop clips that were very offensive to the people who were hearing them. That was the rapper that did all the Jimmy Jingles songs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I, in fact, we played a Jimmy Jingles phone tap on during the fourth of July break where we yeah, we did a phone tap retrospect where we it was a show of all phone taps. We did nothing but phone taps for four hours. And let me tell you It went over with a mixed reaction. Some people loved it. Oh my god, it's about time you did this. I've been asking for years and there was a few that weren't fans. That's okay, that's.

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Speaker 6: Because you didn't play enough of mine.

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Speaker 3: That's probably it. Anyway, this is uh, not the Brooklyn Boys. This is the we are the Brooklyn Boys. But this isn't the Brooklyn Boys episode. This is the episode about the episode, right, So this is the thing about the thing, the thing about the thing. If you've listened to the iHeartRadio app, you you get the privilege of clicking on the microphone and leaving us some feedback in the form of a talk back, and we're going to play all those for you.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 5: This is if you're first time you have to watch a TV show, a streaming show, and then they just like, oh, listen to the official podcast about the show you just watched.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is like that.

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Speaker 3: Right, So, if you're looking for the Brooklyn Boys episode, you want to hear all the content. It's your first first foray into this. Listen to this first and then it may not make too much sense, but make sure you listen to an authentic Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 5: Episode or just go back one notch to episode three eighty three. Yeah, I mean, listen to this exactly, and then you'll understand what's going on here and why. Then you go to zero and listen all three episodes, yeah, and in order, and.

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Speaker 4: Then and then we'll see you in seven years. All right, here we.

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Speaker 7: Are, Good morning, Brooklyn Boys. It's Caitlin from Besser So listening to the Mark Summer's interview on the Morning Show, and Elvis again makes no mention of the highly successful brook and Boys podcast. Oh talks about Gandhi and Danielle and Bah bah Bah. I text in no one reads my text, how about the Brooklyn Boys? And I guess I mean, I'm gonna speculate here, and I think Mark would.

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Speaker 8: Agree with me, my hubs.

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Speaker 7: Is it because those two podcasts are not as successful as yours? No, that's the only reason I.

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Speaker 4: Could think about it.

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Speaker 7: Or is Elvis just being a little snooty and not promoting the Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I'm always looking at you guys, and I knew that was going to happen, so well.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Elvis rarely mentions us, and I think it's because we're old hat.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we've been here, we're part of the furniture.

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Speaker 3: We're coming upon ten years doing this podcast pretty soon, so it's kind of like we're not the first ones.

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Speaker 4: Did he thinks?

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Speaker 6: Of which ones did he mention?

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Speaker 3: He meant Gandhi's podcast and Dan Danielle's podcast, which is a brand new podcast which he does about Disney and brought Disney on Broadway and fantastic that it's great.

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Speaker 6: Here's what I'll say.

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Speaker 5: Elvis is going to promote his co hosts because they are co host of his show, and that's important as his role of the as the host to promote the coast. Now, Scary could have then chimed in and promoted our podcast. Since he sits in front of a microphone, well he could have done that.

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Speaker 6: Not during an interview, though, that's awkward.

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Speaker 4: That is awkward.

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Speaker 3: I would have to lean over and be like, oh, by the way, us too, don't forget about us. That's kind of weird. It's kind of weird for me to interject like that, just don't forget about the Brooklyn was I mean, we sound like put it on by It sounds desperate.

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Speaker 4: I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: We're not desperate. Although can you know if you get a text in to the show that that's cool too, But like you know, you know what if you called the show and you're on the air talking about whatever the time, nobody's calling these days, this is different. Everyone texts it. We don't nobody calls the station anymore. If you're concerned that no one was reading your text message, Caitlin, that's because the person who read the text messages was me and I'm not there anymore. So oh no, Alice reads all the text that, no, no, no, he does. But I was one who responded to a lot of them. That was sort of one of my roles. Right, I don't know who does that now. I can't speak to that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. Continuing on.

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Speaker 8: Brody Scary Scary Brody Alex from Philly, just commenting about the tattoos. I do agree with Scary that yes, you are opening yourself up to judgment, but I do think.

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Speaker 9: That the judgment is less than it used to be and it really is field dependent. So I guess it's a if you're trying to be you know, Wall Street business guy, probably going to get more judgment than if you are Dja Alex from Philly Part two.

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Speaker 8: Then if you're something less stuffy. So I am a therapist.

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Speaker 10: I run a drug and alcohol program. I have two tattoos. They're almost on the side. I can cover them if I have to, once on my ankle, ones on my arm. But I've never been questioned about it. And we are pretty casual in the office. Jeans, you know, nice shirt, doesn't don't have to be a cower. So really dependent here we agree.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say though, if you're a therapist and you have a tattoo that says life sucks, then I'm not going to you as a therapist exactly. Here's somebody it's a tattoo because the tattoo is sort of you know, you're not helpful and endeavor. No, all right, this is from.

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Speaker 3: Some episode three eighty two, Buy My Baby some bougiebs.

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Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys James Miami, So three eighty two scary?

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 11: As far as fighting for third place, that's like the NFL with the Pro Bowl. Those are the losers. Also, everybody is interested in that game. Even though the main event is the Super Bowl, nobody wants. Everybody watches the Pro as.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, no, they don't.

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Speaker 11: The game where Friends and England was way better than Spain and Argentina.

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Speaker 3: That should have been the Jet Well, I mean that's debatable. Uh they in the end, they they weren't.

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Speaker 4: So uh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe many people care about the Pro Bowl. I think that that's a fans it's a fans game. It's for the fans. It's like it's like nobody cares about the Home Run Derby or the All Star Game. It's like whatever, hold on, hold on, hold on generalized general generalized reporting for duty.

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Speaker 4: You said nobody cares that game is only for the fans.

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Speaker 5: That doesn't make any freaking sense. Scary, the fans can't care. The hardcore that's who's supposed to care.

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Speaker 4: Just the fans.

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Speaker 6: That's what sports isn't.

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Speaker 4: No Brod Brody, Brody Brody.

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Speaker 6: Let's okay, Jones, Jones.

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Speaker 3: It's it's like people do watch the Home Run Derby and they do watch, yeah, but not as many as as that would watch the World Series. Well, nobody watches the Pro Bowl because they can't tact I just think it's a much more massive peal event. I just don't think those are the ones that could shoved aside and put on the shelf.

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Speaker 4: You know, Pro Bowl happens after the season, so nobody gives a shit. Not not anymore. They moved it.

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Speaker 3: It's now the week before the other was the Super Bowl. That's been for five years now.

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Speaker 5: But Scary, I'm sorry. I meant the seasons over like it's after the season. People are like, oh, I watch these guys. It's like it's like it's like slime.

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Speaker 3: Like there's a massive audience for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. There's a subset audience that listens just life time. Well, that's because you don't want to put it in the has nothing to do with that. It's because that's why it's for them. It's for the hardcore fans. All right, It's not true, all right. Continuing on, he.

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Speaker 12: Also noticed that when I said I would pay Brody for an uncomfortable dinner party between mister Michael Apenheimer and.

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Speaker 8: Missus Moscow office, he said, not.

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Speaker 12: That you could afford me, Rody. I didn't say I was gonna pay with money.

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Speaker 4: You still couldn't afford me. I know exactly what you man, Okay, Scary.

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Speaker 13: James Miami episode three eighty two, As far as doing something you're telling Brody, even though I know it's not for Brody, but uh, steak dinner. I think that would cheer him up, get him out of the house. He dresses up nice, chilling with his boy, his bro he's my.

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Speaker 3: Man, you know, let us steak there. Oh, I'm sorry you got cut off. Well, I'm sorry, Well let's continue.

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Speaker 14: That's not nice thinking from ohiose, so two of your podcast lately has caught off at the very end. What you don't have an exit? And second good idea is just have Wednesday regular podcasts and the next day has a slice time so people don't forget what they said.

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Speaker 4: Very true.

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Speaker 14: I did a couple of times, so that's a good option and you get the shit out of the way.

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Speaker 15: And lam here I went to court yet yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Uh here's a ringer.

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Speaker 15: They legally searched me out of the fourth amenute because they didn't say I was detained times for cops standing pulled security. I told everything to the clerk and judge too, and they said, we dropped everything. Just pay the court fee, let it go. Don't I want to pull pull cameras. I'm gonna pull body cans. But anyways I want.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what exactly he got translation pamphlet. Yeah, I don't know why they did you get pulled over? Like what crime did you allegedly commit?

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Speaker 6: Why did you?

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Speaker 4: Okay, believe that to the imagination there from harm.

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Speaker 15: Ma'am whoever's military respect, But our family is military.

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Speaker 16: We do not have tattoos, none of us. Our whole family is military. We do not have tattoos. So I don't know what you're talking about, but that's on you.

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Speaker 15: Okay, thank you, Liam Lamb from Ohio, Liz. We're a military family. My brother Isaac and Sniper School A nine tour. Whole family's navy, half of the miss Marines, and my brother's army. So I was left out because of O eight oh nine tour.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, thank you Liam. That's been. That's four. That's four from Liam.

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Speaker 17: I'm ready, Judy, listen from zero now now I'm here about three times over. I'm very upset that on the Big Show they had Mark some they're on there and from saying his name wrong. I'm sorry, but Elvis told him to listen to two podcasts. Elvis, why did you only say Danielle and Gandhi, what happened to my boys? Just asking a question because I yielded the radio over it.

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Speaker 4: Have a great one, guys, catch.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate that. But here's what I You know what, I had a thought. Elvis is a smart man, and he knows his audience. And I bet he already knows that Mark Summers is listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ding ding ding ding, And we take a.

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Speaker 4: Break Boys podcast.

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Speaker 18: We will be right back.

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Speaker 4: Brody had some thoughts before we before the break.

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Speaker 5: Oh just just why why tell Mark Summers listening to Brooklyn Boys podcast when he's clearly a slice? Hello, all right, he's already listening Reggie here.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

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Speaker 12: So Elvis said that saw Us on the Side is the most intellectually stimulating podcast on the Elvis Duran network or the iHeart network, however that.

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Speaker 4: Works, and try.

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Speaker 12: I don't understand why he didn't say that about the Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this is definitely an intellectually stimulating.

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Speaker 19: No, leave the discharge there.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna use that for something later.

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Speaker 3: I think she just proved her own point. Thanks hardly mentally stimulating the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I would I would actually agree with him on that. So us on the side's great. Gandhi does amazing interviews.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say our podcast has some educational moments. Yeah, talk geography and and and uh stuff stuff. You know a lot of times both of us will bring knowledge to the table, but Gandhi goes hardcore deep into educating and digging deep into topics.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, no, she's probably we like her. Yeah, it's not bad.

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Speaker 3: It's better than this discharge ready, thanks, it's not I would say it's more actual, for sure.

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Speaker 6: Let's not compare.

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Speaker 4: There's no better. There's both wonderful Reggie us something else.

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Speaker 19: Oh boys, Jamie from Queen's here.

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Speaker 6: By the way, it's.

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Speaker 20: Scary about the whole situation with the bird and your window.

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Speaker 19: I smell absolute bullshit about what the super told you.

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Speaker 20: I live in a high rise condo, and the rule here is if it's damage outside the apartment, it's the building's responsibility. If it's inside your apartment, it's your responsibility.

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Speaker 15: So this is.

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Speaker 20: An outside window pane, the building should be paying for it.

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Speaker 19: It shouldn't fall on.

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Speaker 3: You until except the fact that the bylaws and the deed and the contract that I signed, which is all all authorized and motorized. Big dummy says that the condo owner owns the windows. The stipulation is in there, so could it would have should have I signed the deal?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 3: And and as in every person in this building, so we own our own windows.

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Speaker 4: We from windows. And that's the end of it.

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Speaker 3: Forget about what what you think because I agree with you. But yeah, idea, you know it's a contract.

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Speaker 6: What can you tint the windows? I can do whatever I want.

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Speaker 4: I own them.

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Speaker 5: So you if you want to put giant letters in the window and spell out dirty words.

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Speaker 3: I probably could. I can make a key for that because I own the fucking windows.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 3: So they can't have it. Fuck they can't have it both ways. How about it'll fuck you across my windows?

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Speaker 6: Right? Yeah to the birds? Fuck it?

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Speaker 5: You know what, you should put up a middle finger and give the bird to the birds.

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Speaker 3: You know, I have an update about the windows. There is an update coming on the next broken boys, which you just it's gonna blow your mind. I have to blow my mind. Yeah, Eve, Gwen Stefani, I.

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Speaker 20: Gotta go scary before you replace the bless Talk to management. Talk to the on site manager the building who's from the management company and talk to the head of the h your way, because they might be telling you something different than the super did, because, like Brodie said, the super might be getting a kickback from sending you to one of these companies and.

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Speaker 4: Paying out of pocket writing.

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Speaker 20: So I would talk to someone higher up on the food chain before you do the replace.

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Speaker 4: Love your perseverance.

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Speaker 3: It's not gonna change damn thing. I signed a contract. That is though, who's.

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Speaker 21: Well everybody's head about the bird.

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Speaker 6: Man, Well, the bard should pay for it.

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Speaker 4: The bird.

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Speaker 6: Have you spoken to the bird?

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Speaker 4: I have not spoken to the bird, but I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: After you hear the update, you're gonna you're gonna realize it wasn't a bird.

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Speaker 4: And that's confirmed an attack. I got attack.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go and me from duh.

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Speaker 22: No issues with you guys if you want to charge for phone calls or videos, especially if you're making personal appearance somewhere like Barbe's for as Bot Mitzvah's birthday's, weddings, et cetera, et cetera. But Brody, how much would you charge if I had an issue with a customer service rep and I wanted you to take care of that.

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Speaker 21: How much would you charge.

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Speaker 22: I feel like a lot of the slices would appreciate and value that service.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, you know what many people have told me, I should do that professional better get Brody, Better get broc. At one point I registered that website bett to get Brody.

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Speaker 4: How's that doing?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I didn't pay the bills.

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Speaker 5: Bethany registered it for me and she paid the first year and I took over the payments and then I stopped because, uh, I'd never started the business.

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Speaker 6: I didn't feel like paying for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be from Dee again.

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Speaker 22: Yes, scary that deductible on your kindo insurance. That's one hundred percent your fault. When you sign up for insurance and you got to pick the deductible.

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Speaker 4: I know it is my fault.

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Speaker 22: You don't physically pick it up yourself, and you just tell them, hey, I want the cheapest policy.

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Speaker 4: Posit. That's what I did.

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Speaker 22: They're going to give you the highest deductible that they have. Correct, it's just kind of come of sense. Say with your cor insurance, bro that's on me, it's on me, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Go for.

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Speaker 4: Deductible. Scary. What you should do is whether or not you use the GORD shorts to pay for this broken glass. Give them a call, get.

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Speaker 22: The quote to see which would be to lower the deductible, to even change it to like a percentage of what the content is actually valued at. That can also be a couple hundred dollars to a thousand. Maybe try giving that.

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Speaker 4: Try We are you gonna say?

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Speaker 5: What he's suggesting is what I was going to say you should not do is live with the broken window, change your policy to a lower deductible, and then a month from now, I think you have to wait a certain period of time before you can make a claim when you'll deductible. Lower your deductible to like five hundred dollars or one thousand, and then a month from now go oh my window's broken.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that that's insurance fraud. I'm going to pass on that. Thanks.

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Speaker 6: No, that's that's what he's suggesting.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, Okay, all right, thank you appreciate it.

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Speaker 20: Hey Brooklyn Boys Shamie from Queen's One Last It's Time Brody brought up a good point about Scary's window. He asked, how can a glass be so cheap that a single bird strike destroys it? They may me wonder something What if this whole where you can only repose from the roof to install it thing is a scamboni. What if they can install it through your apartment by going into your apartment, but they say they have to repel from the roof. Is the only way to charge more money? No?

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Speaker 3: Uh, you know it's been looked into and it's confirmed they can only do from the outside. The way this building was constructed was the windows were installed from the outside.

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Speaker 4: Can't do it from the inside.

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Speaker 3: That's just the way the building is. It's there's a name for it of the type of building that this is. Any now it's got an official name. Anyway, It's been looked into. Appreciate it again once again, Jamie, love it, love your ideas, love your enthusiasm, and I love that you're fighting for me. But this is a lost cause. They have to do it from the outside. There's no other choice. Okay, physically cannot be done from the inside. Believe me, I would make it.

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Speaker 5: I feel like if you stuck a plunger on the glass, then you could pull it in towards you from the outside and it would be like installing from the outside.

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Speaker 4: You just couldn't calk it my god, I'd pay you five steak dinners. If you could do that, you would pay me one. I don't believe you from I've been waiting, whoa, whoa, who's this.

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Speaker 19: Luzy from stun Island. I've been waiting all week to leave this talk back. So I want to know if I scambonied a company or not. So basically, I ordered a lip gloss from the slip gloss company and the lip looss but the bubble maailer was wide open, so I emailed them and I told them oh, like it's open, and they emailed me back, do you want to replacement or do you want a refund? And I said replacement and I was sending a replacement.

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Speaker 6: What's the question.

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Speaker 19: So I'm assuming that when I sent that email mail they thought that the lip gloss wasn't in the package. But it was in the package. So did I scamboni them? Because now I'm getting the second lip gloss? I don't know what do you guys think.

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Speaker 4: She got a first lip. I'm trying to understand.

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Speaker 6: I trying to follow one for each lip. I've been waiting all to leave this, waiting a week, yeah all week? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So she ordered a lip gloss and it came in a pouch that was opened.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So she told the company it was the pouch was open, right, not that the lip gloss was open, the pouch, pouch was over Okay.

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Speaker 6: They said, oh, will you do one right away?

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: She feels guilty because she feels like they thought that it was empty and that she didn't get a lip closs, and she feels like she might have scamboni of them.

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Speaker 6: Now here's what I would say.

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Speaker 5: If the lip closs was open a bull In other words, if it doesn't have like a plastic wrap on it, if you just take the cap off and touch the lip class, I wouldn't use that lip class because somebody could have put poison on there. Someone could have put it on their lips. Put it back in the bag. So getting a new one, I would throw out the old one and then you're fine. If the one in the bag is completely sealed, then I'm not sure why you were calling the company to complain about the pouch being open. If it was ripped open, then that's not thefly.

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Speaker 3: See no harm, no foul. You did fine, You're okay, they can afford it you good.

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Speaker 5: We good, But don't use the poison lip class because I've seen, you know, detective mysteries where this is the person dies and the poisons in the lip class.

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Speaker 3: I think, I think you're fine, don't you can? You can go now, no penance required that don't have a guilty conscience, right, Just make sure the lip class doesn't smell like booty.

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Speaker 23: It's a good afternoon, guys.

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Speaker 4: Been it from Brooklyn, Ben I that's crazy with the bird.

00:23:05
Speaker 23: It's actually happened to us my parents' house up in the country.

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Speaker 4: The windows are really clean.

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Speaker 23: We went up there the following weekend and found the crow in my bedroom crashed right through the bedroom window. Is wild, but not the first time I seen it. It's like the Windex commercial. We used to make fun of my mother all the time because she's a clean.

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Speaker 15: Free So.

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Speaker 6: It's the bird alive.

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Speaker 1: Scary.

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Speaker 23: The bird was probably a hawk that crashed into your window. And you got to think about how strong birds beaks actually are. They usually very very very hard. Let me think of a woodpecker, for instance, tiny little bird can peck through wood and all kinds.

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Speaker 4: Of shit with their beak and then doesn't affect them. Yeah, very true.

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Speaker 9: All right.

00:23:58
Speaker 3: I confirmed it's not a bird, and I'll tell you why on the next Booking Boys podcast, Suspense.

00:24:04
Speaker 6: I'm going with drawn attack.

00:24:07
Speaker 4: Hey guys, you missed the lab.

00:24:09
Speaker 19: I missed it a few times.

00:24:11
Speaker 4: How crazy is this brody?

00:24:13
Speaker 6: I got an email?

00:24:14
Speaker 24: Yeah, Aerosmith, Yeah, Gnarls Yeah, Brittany, Yes, Brittany crazy is the name. And then in parentheses it says you drive.

00:24:22
Speaker 4: Me Brittany, it goings Barkley Aerosmith. Well, fruit is wrong.

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Speaker 24: Now I have a question for the radio you guys, And this may be a stupid question, but you know, at a dance party, when the DJ's moving stuff around all the time, is some of that just for show and not really doing anything? Because I notice the difference when the song changes, obviously, and when they do the turntable wick a wicca. But other than that, they're turning nobs, they're sliding things, they're pressing things. I don't hear a difference when they're doing any of that. So is that just for the vibe, like for appearance at all?

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Speaker 9: No?

00:24:58
Speaker 3: They usually when you you slide into another song, you turn in the knobs. I mean, yeah, what did he ask?

00:25:07
Speaker 4: He said?

00:25:07
Speaker 6: When there's a song on and they're just touching knobs and moving slides.

00:25:10
Speaker 4: No, they're listening. They're also listing in Q to the next the next song. Yeah, this is there.

00:25:16
Speaker 25: I don't.

00:25:18
Speaker 5: I don't convince there's just an MP three player and they're just playing a playlist well, like it's already recorded and they're just playing it.

00:25:24
Speaker 8: If you're a.

00:25:25
Speaker 3: Fraud, maybe, but I feel like there's always a reason, a purpose to touch the knob or slide a fader down, and it could be because you're queuing the next song up.

00:25:35
Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't think that.

00:25:36
Speaker 3: I think they're touching it to get the next song ready, if that's what you're asking wiki wiki.

00:25:44
Speaker 24: Now I want to know what would Brody do and what's scary do. So you go to the dentists and they tell you to do a filling with your insurance. It's going to cost two hundred and fifty dollars. So they do it, but they don't give me no again. They use something else to sensitize there, and you didn't ask for that, but they say, because they did that, it's two hundred eighty nine dollars instead. So I think I know what Brody would do. But if you don't have, like really other options with your insurance, Like you can't just say fuck you, like this is the better the best stentis available for you.

00:26:14
Speaker 6: I don't understand. Is the novacaine more expensive? Less expensive? Why are you not?

00:26:18
Speaker 3: Are you covered for novacane but you're not covered for the other thing? First of all, I want I don't. I want to leave the amount of pain. So even if it wasn't covered, if you're asking me, fuck it, I'll take the more expensive option.

00:26:31
Speaker 5: Just about what he's saying. He's saying they chose to give him something else and didn't tell him.

00:26:35
Speaker 4: Well, then he's not being clear.

00:26:37
Speaker 5: He's not being clear whether or not novacane was covered, but they use something else that wasn't covered. Here's the thing, people, and here's where this is an educational, thought provoking podcast that we do anytime you go in for a procedure for your car, or for yourself, or a plumber comes to your house, whatever. Ask for the details. Right, what are you doing in my car? Well, we have to fix the blah blah blah. Really, how are you gonna do it? What parts you're putting in? Ask beforehand, what's gonna happen and what could go wrong? That may require a different set of emergency plans. When you going for surgery, you know, you just go, oh, you're you're working on my arm, okay? Or do you say, please talk me through what you're gonna do to my arm? So you go in for a dentist's appointment and they're gonna operate on your mouth, you might want to say, I'd like to know how you're gonna kill the pain?

00:27:27
Speaker 4: What are my options?

00:27:28
Speaker 6: I'm like, am I getting a needle in my mouth? What's what should I expect?

00:27:32
Speaker 26: Not?

00:27:32
Speaker 27: Oh?

00:27:32
Speaker 28: Good?

00:27:33
Speaker 6: And you sit down and you're like, you know, well, get them to commit.

00:27:35
Speaker 3: They have to numb it somehow, either either with a local numbing agent like novacaine, or they could.

00:27:41
Speaker 6: Put you out.

00:27:41
Speaker 3: They can knock Out'll give you some anesthesia that gouts a lot of money.

00:27:45
Speaker 6: That's what Mama said, knock you out. Mama said, knock you out.

00:27:49
Speaker 24: There's number four. Don't have the jingle me last one. So there's this place that just opened. Three guys from Brooklyn, Bagels and Delhi and it's good food. They have a lot of good sands and they give like funny names for them So there's one sandwich called Jurassic pork.

00:28:04
Speaker 19: Right, it's that Jurassic Park.

00:28:06
Speaker 24: What do you think is missing from the Jurassic pork sandwich?

00:28:08
Speaker 4: There's no fucking park on it. It's chicken.

00:28:11
Speaker 24: Let's it all bacon, lettuce on a ioli. Hero No pork on the Jurassic pork sandwich.

00:28:19
Speaker 27: Question.

00:28:19
Speaker 4: Hold on, I have a question the definition of pork. I'm going to google right now.

00:28:24
Speaker 5: Hold on, I have Google ten with the definition pork is not poultry coition of pork here you'd be quiet. Pork means the meat from a pig used as food. The reason I googled that is pork counts for all forms of meat from a pig.

00:28:41
Speaker 4: Correct.

00:28:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, did he not say bacon was on the sandwich?

00:28:49
Speaker 24: There's number four. Don't have the jingle on me?

00:28:51
Speaker 19: Last one.

00:28:51
Speaker 24: So there's this place that just opened. Three guys from Brooklyn Bagels and Delhi and it's good food. They have a lot of good sandwiches and they give like funny names for them. So there's one sandwich called Jurassic pork. Right, it's Jurassic Park. What do you think is missing from the Jurassic pork sandwich?

00:29:07
Speaker 4: There's no fucking park on it.

00:29:09
Speaker 24: It's chicken bacon.

00:29:13
Speaker 4: Me me me, me, me mean pork.

00:29:16
Speaker 3: Now, I would expect like more pork on a pork sandwich, but that's still pork the other white meat.

00:29:21
Speaker 4: We'll be right back podcast and verdie.

00:29:27
Speaker 3: Now, I want to I want to take you the task on that sandwich situation. You think the guy's going, oh my god, I can't believe I didn't. How did I fucking miss that? I want to always side with him on this because, okay, I have to feel like I gotta argue with you at least once more episode on something. Although bacon is pork, if it's if it's called Jurassic pork, it needs to feature pork front and center.

00:29:53
Speaker 4: Bacon is something you put on top of other things, like I'm a.

00:29:57
Speaker 5: Burger, like BLT. It's the main thing, but only in a BLT. Okay, pork, maybe prepare the way. Then the bacon is the main ingredient.

00:30:07
Speaker 4: No, I think I need I.

00:30:08
Speaker 3: Think ham needed to be featured on that sandwich. That that's a poor choice and sandwich name for that, I agree, I agree. My only point was because guess what, I'm sure there's bacon on eleven other sandwiches too.

00:30:19
Speaker 18: I don't know.

00:30:20
Speaker 3: Its just bacon is just kind of something you put on it, like lettuce, tomato, onion.

00:30:23
Speaker 5: Bacon perie on a Jurassic pork, I would have had pork roll. I would have had more pork, of course. But if there was sausage on there, that's pork, of course. Well, yes, if there was ham, that's pork.

00:30:37
Speaker 26: I know.

00:30:38
Speaker 4: But these are technicalities.

00:30:39
Speaker 6: No, no, no, he said there's no pork.

00:30:43
Speaker 5: Now, if he tells me it's somehow beef bacon, you know, or vegan bacon or bacon, I'm with you.

00:30:51
Speaker 4: I'm on your side.

00:30:53
Speaker 6: He's wrong though, Okay, Channel seven News on the side of it from each set.

00:31:02
Speaker 19: Well, since sort of comments here, but I wanted to let you know less your father's eighty two Cadillac escalade.

00:31:09
Speaker 24: They start making escalades until it made it a ninety eight for the ninety nine year.

00:31:15
Speaker 1: So maybe you're stuck by a time.

00:31:17
Speaker 4: Or if I called it a Cadillac escalade, then that's my bad.

00:31:23
Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure I called it by its proper name, a Cadillac coupe deville. Now I don't know what I said in Brooklyn Boys three eighty two, anybody have the or any three? Anybody have a transcript on that? I might have called it an escalade, And I did not mean to. That's just that was just fatigue setting in and.

00:31:41
Speaker 5: Got to think, I gotta believe your father wouldn't buy an escalade. It's a sports car now like it's forty your father's more Coop Deville type.

00:31:47
Speaker 4: I might have I might have said escalate accidentally.

00:31:50
Speaker 12: Okay, The next times Scary like tries to slide in a sponsor with out permission, can you just pretend you don't hear it and just start talking negatively about that product and start like talking up its competitor. So like if he brings a big gum to start talking about how much you love zebra stripe gum and how it's so much better.

00:32:18
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell her why that's not a good idea.

00:32:21
Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I'm not looking to hurt his client, who was kind enough to sponsor him in some form of his life. And second of all, maybe we'd like him the sponsor this podcast exactly. So shitting on a company that believes in scary seems silly. Now I'm gonna shot on Scary for sure for throwing in sponsorships that I don't get any money out of, but I'm not gonna crap on And besides, I happen to like five gum, so I'm not gonna crap on the product.

00:32:48
Speaker 6: So five gum.

00:32:49
Speaker 5: If you're listening, feel free to sponsor the Brooklyn Boys podcast now if Scary stops mentioning him for free, the have to sponsor and pay us had a boy David Brody.

00:33:00
Speaker 15: Terry Jones.

00:33:00
Speaker 29: I'm having a melton, I'm having a heart attack. I'm having a seizure. I'm dying on the floor from your lack of knowledge. Knowledge is chasing you, but you're running faster.

00:33:16
Speaker 25: Carpeium full fact carpuctum sees the Knight carpet dim since the day Scary?

00:33:27
Speaker 5: Okay, he is did you bring that to the show? Did you bring Nation's dumbest and ask the questions and make.

00:33:34
Speaker 6: Why would I do that?

00:33:35
Speaker 3: Why would I expose myself like that? Moving on, well, I'm gonna send Gareth the audio tomorrow.

00:33:40
Speaker 4: A Burrito.

00:33:44
Speaker 25: Jones, a burrito omborro bear that so the.

00:33:50
Speaker 4: This Plico Joe art.

00:33:53
Speaker 30: There is a song that you guys sing, No, you don't sing but you play every Christmas.

00:34:02
Speaker 28: I'm pretty sure, pretty sure.

00:34:06
Speaker 29: You've heard it because it's played on the redue every Christmas.

00:34:09
Speaker 30: I'll play you, s Carrie Jones, me, Juan Valdess, I'll play you.

00:34:16
Speaker 4: Set the time, set the day, I'll take the day off. I'll do it. I know where you live.

00:34:24
Speaker 30: What you're talking about, willis definitely the light of knowledge is seeking you. But you hiding skills are too awesome.

00:34:38
Speaker 4: Toodnight. Wow, he was over caffeinated there. Hey, God, what's going on? It's speaking of overcaffeinated. You know, scoot in cheery is a mummer.

00:34:50
Speaker 31: But your window and how your homeowner's insurance ain't gonna cover your those snakes. So it's finding a way to get out of pain.

00:34:58
Speaker 4: We're not paying. That's all that. You know how to say? Ball makes my bloodball, man, But don't let that get you down.

00:35:05
Speaker 1: Man.

00:35:05
Speaker 4: You know, where there's a will, there's a wave.

00:35:08
Speaker 9: Uh.

00:35:09
Speaker 4: You have to remember you have at your disposal one of the if not the.

00:35:16
Speaker 31: Brightest minds in this country when it comes to making things right with big corporations and people that just went up and wronged you, and sometimes even getting some free dessert while he's at it, you know. And I'm talking about none other than mister David Brody, the man of the people.

00:35:33
Speaker 4: He's there for you, buddy, you know. And here's what you're gonna do.

00:35:37
Speaker 31: That's a David Brody line, by the way, For you new slashes that don't know.

00:35:40
Speaker 4: Here's what you're doing.

00:35:42
Speaker 31: I believe you're still within the United Days windows, so you can get design. Okay, carefully remove maybe about ten of those Shustern Fitch light switches from your apartment. Yeah, I'm a nice cleaning, nice gentle cleaning, you know, and put him in some where they won't get all scratched up. Hand them over to Brody along with the receipt and have him take him over to the store wherever you bought him.

00:36:08
Speaker 4: And uh, he'll probably return them for.

00:36:10
Speaker 25: You, he get.

00:36:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, he's probably gonna have to throw.

00:36:13
Speaker 31: Your Popop Anthony under the bus or whatever.

00:36:16
Speaker 25: You know.

00:36:17
Speaker 31: But that's all right, whatever it takes to get your money back for your replacement window, cause you don't need to be paying that man. You already spending I don't know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars turning your place into the Tajma hall then to have a bird come and break your window.

00:36:30
Speaker 4: Ball, I'll tell you.

00:36:31
Speaker 31: And when you get your money for your replacement window, do not call Lorena. She's gonna want to damn. Put some goddamn stained glass from Paris on there, and you go. The birds are still gonna be flyings out for the winner, and they're gonna break your stained glass window, and then.

00:36:47
Speaker 4: It's gonna cost you a win more money.

00:36:49
Speaker 31: Okay, So just put a regular window on there, okay, And then if save up some money, you know, put regular gas, don't buy the twenty five dollars peanut.

00:36:58
Speaker 4: Butter, don't call Lorenda anymore, save some money and upgrade your insurance.

00:37:02
Speaker 31: That way you have a lower deductible okay, cat idea.

00:37:07
Speaker 4: You know, I think it'll work.

00:37:10
Speaker 3: See what happens. Thank you, appreciate it, appreciate the advice. Oh wow, I'm telling them to wrap it up.

00:37:16
Speaker 6: He wrapped it up.

00:37:17
Speaker 26: He did.

00:37:17
Speaker 4: He wrapped it up nice in a bow.

00:37:19
Speaker 5: Hey, nice references, and he's got a good point. Talk stop with the fucking button for a second. With the button there, you should return your light switches, pay for your twenty five hundred dollars window, and have another thousand left over to spend on on yourself.

00:37:36
Speaker 6: Yeah I didn't.

00:37:37
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to say a hard pass. I'm falling in love with my light switches a little more every day.

00:37:42
Speaker 6: Dude. Don't let your cute your penis, don't don't get in there too it.

00:37:44
Speaker 9: Hey, it's day from New Jersey.

00:37:46
Speaker 24: Maybe I'm a cynic, but I think if you said, all right, from now on for.

00:37:50
Speaker 8: X dollars, I'll respond to every DM you.

00:37:52
Speaker 32: Send me, I would just immediately assume it wasn't really you and it was gonna make them a pot or some kind of a service.

00:37:59
Speaker 4: No, we would never. We could never. I mean at least not me. I mean some people might that's a cash grab, but not not.

00:38:09
Speaker 5: I'm I'm too egotistical to allow AI to speak on Yeah Brody, Yeah Brody as well.

00:38:14
Speaker 4: No way, but.

00:38:17
Speaker 6: You already know who it is with the button.

00:38:19
Speaker 3: Brody, you gotta be a little faster if you want to comment. Come on, man, I'm talking after every one of them. Go ahead, I'm gonna play a clip on The Brooklyn Boys episode three eighty four of somebody using AI and blatantly giving away the fact that used a I Okay, without realizing it.

00:38:36
Speaker 26: Brooklyn boys, you already know who it is from the motherfucking background noise. But anyway, scary, I'm kind of relating to your homeowner issues.

00:38:43
Speaker 4: I have officially owned a home for a week.

00:38:45
Speaker 26: As of Monday, and last Friday, when y'all are hearing this, I've got I had the day off, got down to my new house and was gonna start doing some work. I turned the power on the day before, made sure everything was working.

00:38:59
Speaker 4: We good, Da da da da dah. And this is gonna be multiple Yeah.

00:39:03
Speaker 26: But anyway, the previous owners had a camper on the property and they had like a water hookup coming off the side of a shed, and when they left, they just took the water hook up and put a calf over the water fights back that, you know. So Friday, I'm carrying some shitt into the house and it's been raining and everything's wet, and uh, I walked past there and.

00:39:23
Speaker 4: Everything's wet, but that's it.

00:39:25
Speaker 26: I come back out to get another box and there's like a river flowing through my yard.

00:39:30
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:39:30
Speaker 26: So now there's water spraying like ten foot into the fucking sky. So I had to turn the water pump off on the main breaker, because that's you know, out here in the country.

00:39:39
Speaker 4: You know, we just turned your water off with the flip of a switch. And I don't know how it is in the city, but that's how we do it. But I turned the water pump off and I had to go get all the shit to fix that.

00:39:48
Speaker 26: And needless to say, I got a fancy new water hose hook up in.

00:39:51
Speaker 4: A spot that I probably never need a water hose. But I think this is number four. So Brodie, please don't play me off. This is the last I gotta say, Scary.

00:40:01
Speaker 26: I just wanted to put that out there so you know that I understand the pain if you having to pay for that window. I truly believe that the building should have paid for it, because it's not your fault that the fucking bird flew into the window.

00:40:11
Speaker 4: They need better windows.

00:40:13
Speaker 26: Anyway, It's Monday, when I've owned the house for a week.

00:40:16
Speaker 4: I hope God boys have a great week. Next week. I'm going to the next hand, So keep eye out on your TikTok.

00:40:22
Speaker 6: Accounts, fellas.

00:40:23
Speaker 19: I'm gonna send you the biscuit and porn.

00:40:25
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you so much.

00:40:27
Speaker 5: Nice Scary, you got s windows, windows, windows, shit windows, shit windows, Brooklyn Boys.

00:40:34
Speaker 9: You know.

00:40:36
Speaker 26: The four talkbacks earlier, but please don't cut me off because they hear about we.

00:40:40
Speaker 2: Told you before.

00:40:42
Speaker 4: Nobody loves you more, but well only blaye far Come on, man, say it in.

00:40:53
Speaker 27: Four Hi guys, Teresa from viewer of each four former Leewoodbridge, New Jersey, Scary. If you put blinds or curtains up, maybe the birds will not hit into your window because I think it's the clean glass that makes them think that there's nothing in their way. That's number one, okay, number two, and I think I have to wait till the me again.

00:41:25
Speaker 18: Didn't you talk about a convict named Anthony Scary at one point? Yes, maybe he's the person that they named the food after. The third thing you said, this is the end, okay, Jim Morrison, you have a great one.

00:41:46
Speaker 4: I love your podcast. And the Beatles too have a song the end or in the end, I don't know.

00:41:53
Speaker 6: In the end is Black Veil Brides?

00:41:55
Speaker 4: All right?

00:41:56
Speaker 9: Very nice?

00:41:56
Speaker 4: Appreciate that. What's that that? Brodie?

00:42:00
Speaker 6: It's also my favorite porn movie.

00:42:01
Speaker 4: Name the end, No, in the end, in the end.

00:42:05
Speaker 32: At Lincoln Park, Brooklyn Boys, John your mailman from Long Island, specifically Wanta Long Island here to come to tell you. I've been to Posh Delhi a couple of times.

00:42:18
Speaker 28: Scary.

00:42:18
Speaker 32: Unfortunately it is permanently closed, so I would not be able to go in there and ask why your name would be on the menu. But for what it's worth, it was spelled scary, sc I r E. So different spellings. I'm not sure if it actually was you.

00:42:34
Speaker 4: Well that is how you guys. That's how you spell my real name, that my last named. So so yeah, it's yeah.

00:42:43
Speaker 28: Scary. For your windows, you can get stickers that prevent birds from crashing into home. I know at my mom's work they had a turkey crash into one of their giant panes of glass and cracket and they now have these flooding stickers las help with help with birds not crashing in.

00:43:05
Speaker 8: Also, what's going on with your old apartment?

00:43:08
Speaker 4: It's sold? Oh you didn't tell anybody that, did I not say that on this podcast? No you did not. It sold up three months ago. Where have you all been?

00:43:20
Speaker 9: Scary?

00:43:20
Speaker 5: I talked about using your apartment for something just last episode.

00:43:24
Speaker 3: No, my my, my old apartment is gone, long gone. The uk Baar Naked Ladies, Old Apartment.

00:43:32
Speaker 6: I love that song.

00:43:34
Speaker 21: Hey Brooken boys who wrote this? And so it's morty scary, but sometimes it's scary and Brody scary. I personally apologize for last talkback, not the last last stok back, but the one from two weeks ago when I said, focus, Scarry Jones, you're a meaningful part.

00:43:48
Speaker 1: Of this podcast.

00:43:49
Speaker 30: I appreciate you.

00:43:51
Speaker 21: If you wouldn't be a Bush guest and Brody wouldn't give you a ship, then this wouldn't be a good podcast.

00:43:57
Speaker 4: So I love this podcast.

00:43:58
Speaker 21: I love the interaction between you too.

00:44:02
Speaker 4: There's a confessional here. What's going on and so.

00:44:06
Speaker 8: Scary?

00:44:07
Speaker 21: And the controversy of the poop shoes poop shoes brought to you by.

00:44:12
Speaker 4: A strinter and pinch.

00:44:14
Speaker 9: I don't know.

00:44:15
Speaker 21: I don't know what brown thing about pooping with everybody has. I've never had a problem of poopy I ship once a day. It's not too hard, not too soft because regular tm I I don't understand. I have seen the need for a poop knife, the fascination for the squatty party, the poop shoes, the extra ledgs, the thing, the other thing.

00:44:41
Speaker 4: It's not even how hard you buy them some micro I don't fucking know. I guess I don't know.

00:44:47
Speaker 21: I guess every person is a it's a different thing and everybody poops differently. Yeah, I don't know.

00:44:56
Speaker 4: I've never had that experience.

00:44:58
Speaker 21: Brook and it's always burning scared and Lorena the designer shirt. I would definitely buy it. I will like my hair. It will have to be something like Loreno mad me buy it or now I'm broke because Loreno many body ship and uh now I kind of form my rent because my designer said it's a motif.

00:45:24
Speaker 4: Something like that.

00:45:25
Speaker 21: I'm pretty sure Broady can come up with it from this.

00:45:30
Speaker 3: All right, thanks one FELLADK. That's how we're going out today. That's the end of them.

00:45:35
Speaker 4: That's the last. I was the last talk back. All right, I appreciated it.

00:45:40
Speaker 5: Did you say DP from men? I don't control that button? Yes, you do, you absolutely I control the song? You you you stopped playing? So what else am I gonna do?

00:45:51
Speaker 4: Save it for next podcast? Whatever it was? DP, We love it?

00:45:56
Speaker 2: Boys, give slice reactions. This podcast all depends on you.

00:46:12
Speaker 4: Baby.

00:46:13
Speaker 25: You look beyond DECI

00:46:18
Speaker 4: Free jast