The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #381

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcasting reactions.

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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.

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Speaker 3: Free.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three eighty one and beyond.

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Speaker 5: Hey everybody, I'm Scary Jones.

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Speaker 4: I'm David Brody, and we promised you a best of Brooklyn Boys episode which will address more on the next Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But if you thought that was the next thing you're gonna hear, no, this is the next thing you're gonna hear.

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Speaker 2: Psych.

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Speaker 5: Psych.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I was yelled at on the Big Show in front of everybody and all the entire audience not to use psych on the morning show. Ever again, that seems fair. I I el can not use the word psych on that on the radio. I'm like, I don't know, but I feel like, is that a generational thing?

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Speaker 5: We used to go?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you used to stick your hand out and then you know, the persons took their hands out to shake your hand and you seventies whip it back and then you slick your hair back and go psych. Yeah that dude, nobody slicks their hair back. That that's wailed, Okay, then the aid that's yeah, that's right up there with scope scoped. That's when you go to shake someone's hand and they grab they grab your hand and and they and they actually uh pull it toward their dick and they go scoped, which actually is kind of homoerotic if you think about it, Like if I was shaking your hand and I pulled your hand toward my crotch and go scoped.

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Speaker 5: I mean, who's the the other one? Who's the joke on? Anyway? I mean, how was beneficial to either of us?

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Speaker 4: Okay, given the two choices between psych and Scope, you can go with Psych.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, That's what I thought anyway.

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Speaker 4: Although it is it is a terrific television show from USA Network, which is not on any longer. Well, if this is your first time listening to us, what you just heard would normally be heard on a regular typical episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now I'll hear it on here, and then Scary would say you save it for the Booking Boys.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, this is not the Brooklyn Boys. This is the Slice time. This belongs to the listeners.

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Speaker 4: These are the talkbacks under the umbrella of the Brooklyn Boys. It is stumbled upon this Please enjoy this as well. Yeah, this is basically feedback on our past episode, So thank you for leaving your talk back. You click the microphone in the iHeartRadio app exclusively, so listen.

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Speaker 5: However, you want experiences.

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Speaker 4: Podcast on any platform, but if you want to leave a talk back, you need to use the iHeartRadio app. And that the way I did just approve a bunch of I didn't approve. I saw a bunch of comments about our podcast on Spotify. Logged into the creator end on Spotify where you could see.

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Speaker 5: How bad were they?

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Speaker 4: They were very good? Oh okay, good, all right? The ones about you I deleted? Oh thanks, yeah, appreciate you, all right, but don't worry. I deleted the good ones and the bad ones of the next feeling.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's get right to the talk back. Say, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I'm on episode three sixteen, and Skeary's talking about how he's never seen an O'Reilly's. And I grew up on Long Island and I never ever saw an O'Reilly's. And I moved to Connecticut, and ever since Right Aid went out of business, they're putting O'Reilly's where the right aids are. So when Brody looked up all of those locations that were like an hour away. They were never there before that it's like a new thing. They were never in our area. It's like brand new Connecticut, upstate New York party two. Thank you understood what I was saying. They were never in our area before, and they are now popping up all over. So I'm sure when I get to episode three eighty, Gary will have seen them. Probably by the time I get I'm caught up still anyway, just wanted to share it because I thought it was interesting. It's Melissa originally from Long Island. I live in Connecticut, and Brody probably knows me as aka Dolamel because he got me my love corn, which was awesome, So shout out.

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Speaker 5: To me love love Corn. Is this something you want to tell us?

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Speaker 4: No, I've told I've talked about. Love corn is one of my favorites. Yes, yes, yes, Every Valentine's Day they come out with a special sweet and salty sweet, you know, for Valentine's Day, and the salty because that they never if they were going to do that, named after the Brooklyn Boys. I'd be the sweet, you'd be the salty. Yeah fuck you? Oh wait a minute, you're right.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you just said smooth like butter okbts.

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Speaker 9: Smooth like.

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Speaker 4: But hey, I have a question, Hey, Jenda groomer, and I can google this, and I don't want like maybe recommendations. I want like official. Absolutely. My wife dog appeas on herself occasionally when she's sleeping, and so I've bought. I'm looking for an inexpensive shampoo that whitens the white hair of the dog. Thank you, Nazareth Hio that that doesn't need to sit for fifteen minutes, like a good inexpensive like the purple ones, the enzyme ones you recommend as a groomer, because my groomer didn't recommend a good one. It was like one hundred dollars a jug. I'm not doing that all right.

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Speaker 10: Hey guys many from Brooklyn. I didn't hear you say that it was Rumo pasta. But even that you could get on sale and shop right. They put her on often. We actually used Rumo the checko. I don't use Berrilla anymore.

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Speaker 11: Chris.

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Speaker 10: It's a ship pasta barrella. But Rumo is a great pasta. We're still two undred dollars a lot, probably one hundred and twenty, one hundred and thirty, but either way, it's a nice thing that I saw the pictures on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. Riga Tony right name, it's my dad.

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Speaker 5: For the surprise party we had for him.

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Speaker 4: We did Riga Tony because his name is tell middle logo slapped it on that rumopasta which I paid belly dancers, sword swallowers, flame throwers.

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Speaker 5: I got on sale at shop right, so he's a mind reader.

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Speaker 4: I did not pay two hundred dollars. It was around one hundred and twenty hundred thirty dollars for it's just right. The home of bread crumbs two words, bread crumbs and crumbs has.

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Speaker 9: A b Joe said it right.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, how can you be online when you're not on the internet. You're in line because you're in a line, rather you're in the in the middle of the front, the side, whatever.

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Speaker 9: You're in line. You're not online.

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Speaker 12: Online is on the internet America Online, Get dang dong, Get it right, brody.

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Speaker 4: And what would you have said for the Internet. I'm not wrong wrong. What would you have said before the internet existed and the term online existed used to get online? There was no online, there was no internet, So both correct. It's a regionalism. Also, oh, I'm gonna blow the doors off the big Sprinkles controversy on the next Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait, huge huge jam.

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Speaker 13: S.

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Speaker 9: Gary got you there when he asked, are you on your bed? Or are you on? Are you in your bed? Right that you said you were in your bed? So what's the difference from being in line and then online online? When you're on the internet. In line is when you're in a line.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I don't know if you know this, but terms can have too many?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 5: Well not according to him. He lives life in absolutes. Right, you can't, can't.

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Speaker 14: Calvinffman, not Kaufman, first time caller, a long time listener. I'm calling about the episode with the gay or European guy from that SOHO house.

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Speaker 9: You guys should tell him.

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Speaker 5: Check out.

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Speaker 14: There's a song from Legally Blonde called gay or European. The whole funny song about whether it's the guy is gay or Europeans.

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Speaker 15: Check that out.

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Speaker 14: Also, I was the guy David Brody who memo charged you a dollar and you never sent me the dollar hashtag my.

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Speaker 5: Dollar surprise surprise.

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Speaker 4: Well, hold on, why do I owe my dollar? He he actually just sent you a venmo request for a dollar, and you didn't oblige. No, why would I. I never agreed to that just for funzies, Oh for funzies. Well, look, you had content now for the show, and I sent you a dollar.

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Speaker 16: You brought the boys, the Kings from King Steve from Queen's. I lost down and this week's life This time got way too busy. So I'm actually slice timing to the Slice time and I gotta agree, Scary bring back Jane Goles. So I've only been listening for a year, So now I'm trying to catch up on old episodes eight during the week, and I got to tell you it's missing.

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Speaker 2: We need some more, all right, That's all I got. Boys, have a great Fourth of July.

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Speaker 16: By the time you get this, you'll have had your holiday.

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Speaker 5: Said what you do.

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Speaker 4: But he's only been listening for a year, and I haven't brought home the jingles in three years? How the hell does he even know what they sound like? And why does he can't listen to old episodes?

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Speaker 5: Why does he cares?

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Speaker 4: Because because he because he's he's a caring person. He doesn't know what that's like. He doesn't know what he's missing. So what he doesn't know won't hurt him. I'm just saying that's a song that I can't remember by who.

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Speaker 16: Either Brooklyn Boys, the Kings from Kid Things, Steve from Queen's having in trouble with the app today, so he might have gotten quick already scary. This is actually a Slice Time to the Slice Time. I missed the for three eighties, so I'm listening to three eighty Slice Time and responding to that, Bring back the Jingles.

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Speaker 2: I gotta agree.

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Speaker 16: I'm listening to the old episodes in my free time, and we miss the jingles. Bring back the Jingles.

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Speaker 5: I mean, he's right, I got for now. Have a good fourth boys.

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Speaker 9: We appreciate what you do.

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Speaker 5: Be safe, be safe, and be well.

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Speaker 4: He had you are and we are. Reiterated himself. He really wants those jingles. Scary, okay, all right, so say it twice. Say it twice he did. He did.

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Speaker 17: What's up, Brody and scary. I'm a fre first time talkbacker. You guys could call me a little Mexican New Mexican. Anyways, I wanted to tell you, guys, I drove to Vegas with my wife for the first time last week, and I was telling her remember that scene from the movie The Hangover when they're almost arriving in Vegas, they start playing that song that Kanye West sings, the song called Can't Tell Me Nothing. Anyways. I told my wife we should play that song, you guys, we're pulling up to Vegas. So we did, and now it's a earbug. I can't get it out of my head. Well, I catch myself at work and I worked by myself out in the oil field, and for some reason, the lyrics are stuck in my head. And hold on. Anyways, I catch myself making my own lyrics, but only with the law Love version of it. Anyways, I go longa la buster and punch light switches.

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Speaker 5: All right, Charlie leather door handles on the way, a.

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Speaker 4: Bottle fastball the way, all right, La la la, Sam Smith. That was that was very good.

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Speaker 5: That's four.

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Speaker 17: Next on the list is a butler and made lo la la bushy bastard.

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Speaker 5: That has it made?

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Speaker 17: Anyways, I just wanted to share that I thought it was funny. I can't get it out of my head. Alright, make my own lyrics. Tell me what you guys think, Thank you?

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Speaker 5: Ah, he cut himself off.

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Speaker 4: He knew when to end it because that jingle was coming up, coming in hot.

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Speaker 5: Wasn't it there, David Brody.

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Speaker 4: It was warm.

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Speaker 18: This is Kenny from Austin, Texas about scaries busting nut light switches and dimmer switches and.

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Speaker 5: These leather door handles.

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Speaker 18: I understand that he got his apartment referred from Barbara Corkan and Lee Schrager, and he's trying to gain the attention of Elvis Duran, his boss. But I, as a contractor, I would never recommend stuff like that. But you know that's the way scary is.

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Speaker 5: So I understand, have a good.

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Speaker 4: Days, appreciate you, but I'm not motivated by this the house.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't even know my name.

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Speaker 19: I haven't listened to the latest episode. I just wanted to let y'all know that Brody, in particular, I thought of you earlier today. I went to pick up Chinese food for lunch, and the Chinese at the lunch combo comes with soda, so I went to the vending to the refrigerator. I got four sodas in two of them, or grape sodas.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to know that, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, carrying the grape soda torch I tried to.

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Speaker 4: Tried to buy diet grape soda on Amazon the other day, and I'm they have two. One of them's faygo, I can't buy it, and the other one is like it's got a weird name like alpha X or something I forget the name of it doesn't matter, or it's some splendor yeah Ativa, it's something like it has a name like the artificial sugar sweetener like Aptiva or whatever, apptive x, something like that. And the reviews are like, it's pissed water. It's uh, it's ship there's no flavor. So I need a good diet grape soda. And my friends in Alabama don't send them to me anymore. In fact, I haven't heard from them more in a while. So what's up with Alabama?

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Speaker 20: Come on, hey, Bernie, scary scary and Brody, Hey, Brody stops eating on Scary. So what he went to see Kaden real quick with the lunch thing. He didn't even eat. He had water. You always always picking on him. Well, I guess that's what you do for a leather. Anyway, I'm good, Scary, ways, your father had a great time. I know it is probably over the top.

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Speaker 10: To him.

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Speaker 20: But hey, great, he did a good your good son. Oh no, no, no, no, no, oh scary no, you did not get the buster and punch things. Oh what is it? Is it like a four play? You have to feel of them damn knobs before you get to Robin's house or Robin comes over. Oh my god. All right, you live once you want to spend your money, they'll elet trigic get All right, that's on you if you broke later in the future.

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Speaker 5: All right, Love you guys, Love you too, Love you too.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I now know what she looks like because she popped up on TikTok and my tintok.

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Speaker 5: People.

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Speaker 4: You either she messaged me or people you may know something like that.

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Speaker 21: Scary Brody Brody skewy we rock and see over there episode three eighty talking about scary saying on on Tweega and Tweeger and Spanish scared my friends and to you, I you don't pronounce to you so beyond pea.

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Speaker 5: Guys, that's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 9: You did nothing wrong.

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Speaker 5: You didn't know. Ignorance is bliss.

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Speaker 22: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 23: Body, you had no idea and now you do proper in the future, rock and seeve over there.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. If you don't know, now you know.

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Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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Speaker 4: We will be right back, all right back, We're back, We're back. I still think we need something. I still think we need something that says we're back.

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Speaker 5: Okay, right, howdy?

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Speaker 3: You know old Scary Scary is allowed to do what he wants to do.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he is.

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Speaker 21: You have.

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Speaker 24: Taking time away from the podcast as well. Before you not have been able to record because.

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Speaker 22: You had stuff to do.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Brody is a hip hop cred. Brody is a hiphopcret.

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Speaker 5: Is that the new jingle? God, we need more jingles? Yes, we do.

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Speaker 4: Hey, By the way, the difference is that I don't make the plans spur of the moment on the day was supposed to record and then lie about it.

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Speaker 5: That's my issue.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't that Scary went to have lunch with a friend's son, not even the friend his son, but that he said, oh, I worked all day. I'm an exhausted I can't I was old. I worked twelve fourteen hours hours gone. I never mentioned you went for lunch. That's the part I had the problem with. And he puts the pictures up of him at lunch hanging out with the with the fun bunch.

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Speaker 25: Brody, you know, damn well you would tell that fucking pasta for twenty dollars on marketplace. I'm just trying to play like you want to do that.

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Speaker 5: In the charity. I'm not cheap, I'm smart with money.

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Speaker 4: I would I would have donated the pasta because I'm having a problem here.

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Speaker 5: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, continue Brodie with your retort what I well, he's still going I would not have sold scaries pasta online if I could have donated it to a food bank. It's just it's uncooked, and I don't know if the food banks near me or the churches that take food boil the pasta like they may want open the can kind of food, microwave the food. But if it was cookable easily for them, I would donate the food.

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Speaker 26: Yet, Brodie, Yes, if you didn't quit your job to live off your wife Buster and punched too, Oh yeah no, and get about twenty million vacations in the year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah well that yeah, yeah, I would like the extra vacations. Uh, not doing the first thing you said, because I make big bucks off this podcast. Big bucks, big bucks, no whammieses.

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Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys is deep from n See with no motherfucking background noise this time. But anyway, uh, I need to address of rumor because I don't live around the New York area. And according to social media, the Brooklyn Bridge con on fired during the Fourth of July fireworks show, and I don't know if that's true or.

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Speaker 5: Not, but I figured out how it.

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Speaker 4: Did a little piece of it did right, but they put it out right away. It's made of brick, so none of this wood in there too.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 4: In regards to that prior caller, I used to do the same job as Scary and used to make a barely decent salary like Scary does. And I never bought Buster and punch light switches. So we lived a semi humble life, not a semi chum kind of life or humble life. And whatever money we had, we spent on the kids and uh and Disney trips and whatnot and cruises, but not that kind of opulence. That's we were not opulent people.

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Speaker 5: Not that.

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Speaker 27: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Anyway, though I hope y'all had any a great Fourth of July.

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Speaker 11: I ain't got no comment on Mama Scary buying the nudy magazines.

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Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, I do.

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Speaker 11: Mama, Scary went down to Old Biscuits in Point and got you a nudy magazine.

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Speaker 5: Yo, Brodyan, what the fuck Scary?

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Speaker 4: By the way, that let me just answer that one. That was a special edition Madonna issue.

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Speaker 5: But it was it was Bada Madonna was on the cover. Madonna was in it. She had a spread in there.

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Speaker 4: Both. I bet she did so to speak and it was nineteen eighty four and she yeah, she had bush.

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Speaker 5: We'll just leave it there.

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Speaker 4: Everybody did in nineteen eighty four. You were thirteen and wonder you were looking at Penthouse.

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Speaker 27: Jo Brody and Scary Frank from Connecticut, Frank the PT.

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Speaker 5: Frank. You guys are so funny.

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Speaker 27: I love you both so much. Like Brodie, I personally miss you being on the Big Show, just because you're You're just the funniest person on the show. And now I only get to hear you through this podcast. But that's not what this is about.

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Speaker 5: What's about it could be the part too.

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Speaker 27: It's about related getting into Brodie's experience with sketchers, Like, yeah, the sneaker heads and the resellers are all who gets them. I've been trying for like six months for the Nike minds those you know, those those new nikes with the with the balls on the bottom. They're supposed to be so cool when you walk on them.

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Speaker 5: Whatever.

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Speaker 27: I've been trying for six months. My gosh, Like it's so annoying how I'm actually someone who wants to get them to wear them and know only the people who want to resell them for you know, for double the price a day later on eBay and stuff. So annoying. I hate how that happens. There's gotta be like I remember you guys talking about something like, there has to be like laws put in to prevent this bullshit.

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Speaker 5: Brooklyn boy, Yeah.

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Speaker 11: CP from NC here again with no motherfucking background noise anyway. Just talk back is mainly for scary anyway, scary you know if you know or not. But Elmo is the leader of a very large and very dangerous game. And I may or may not have a couple of connections, and I may or may not have found out that Elmo has put one hundred thousand dollars bounty on your head for shit talking elbow, So I recommend you make an Elmo video and apologize.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. DC. You have a very creative money. You've gotta crack some skulls.

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Speaker 9: Brody, you did not catch that and appropriate slipping.

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Speaker 28: Sauce.

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Speaker 5: Dude did not.

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Speaker 25: He would not let it fly even if all of his flippins, at least most of them are part of the story.

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Speaker 5: You know, But.

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Speaker 9: No, you just missed it.

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Speaker 22: Just admit it.

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Speaker 9: Why I didn't miss it.

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Speaker 4: I knows they're a sponsor of his I've seen his commercials. I know that he cooked, didn't We have a whole conversation about he made chicken palm with Panco crumbs with Victoria's sauce, and I said it was offensive. I'm aware that they're a sponsor, but I let it slide because they made a label for his father, So I was like, I let it go.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate keeping on my toes.

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Speaker 8: From Long Island, Living, Connecticut. I'm pulling an MJ because I'm taking a walk. And I don't know if you're going to get this, but you probably do not remember this because it's from an older episode. But there was some caller that called in this Lifetime episode three seventeen, and she knew a lot about cars, and Brody called her Marissa Tomey say that sounds about.

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Speaker 5: Right part two, So.

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Speaker 8: You called her Marcy tome for my cousin, cousin Vinnie. And then another caller called and he was talking about the whole weights and measures thing, and he was like, yeah, it's dead on balls accurate, which is what Mercy Tomay says and my cousin Vinnie.

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Speaker 11: I thought that was.

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Speaker 8: Such a coincidence, and nobody picked up on it.

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Speaker 6: Maybe other callers will call in.

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Speaker 8: And catch that one, but I just wanted to share, all right, Bice for a live thank you.

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Speaker 4: And thanks for calling that out. I went over my head. I didn't think of it, did you. No, I was not putting the two together. But that's excellent.

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Speaker 26: I am so amazed that you, Brody, after all this time, all these years, you have finally said it correctly.

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Speaker 9: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 26: Listening to three eighty one, you're talking about the prescription line and Costco.

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Speaker 9: You finally said it. You said waiting in line, had a boy.

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Speaker 26: You find I set it correctly, you do, but I get online.

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Speaker 4: I get I'm not old.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: I waited in line, but I got on the line to wait in it. Huh, you get on the end of the line. You don't get in the end of the line unless the person in the line is something you want to get in Night.

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Speaker 5: Five, Okay, Bowling for Soup. There it is nice. We missed that one. We missed that one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what'd you say?

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Speaker 4: Two things about the song?

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Speaker 5: I know we know this.

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Speaker 4: Two things about the song nineteen eighty five. Some of the references are actually nineteen eighty seven, like the girl in the hood of the White White Snakes car. But did you do you know that Bowling for Soup didn't write that song?

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Speaker 5: Somebody famous did? Oh you were close? Some forty one some forty one?

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Speaker 4: Okay, got it, and then Bowling for Soup rewrote it some of the references and then got a hit out of it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:03
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know who it is. Mister background noise. Here would another thought back anyway, No scary. I'm on your side with this one.

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Speaker 6: Brother.

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Speaker 9: I'm twenty three years old, almost twenty four years old. I ain't seen somebody shotgun a beer in years.

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Speaker 11: And the point that Bertie said, like you had the table of motorcycles outside of my dad's ex longtime girlfriend was a bartender at one of those bars where like the MC's hangout, and I've never even seen people shotgunned beers there.

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Speaker 5: That shit's childish.

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Speaker 4: I need to make a correction, got SR seventy one wrote nineteen eighty five. Okay, I always confused them with some forty one.

00:25:40
Speaker 5: Blitz be honest. The only two times looks like you should be.

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Speaker 4: Now that's the SR seventy one got it, Bulitz be honest.

00:25:54
Speaker 11: The only two times that you should be shot gunner the beer is if you're underage trying to drink it fast, which you shouldn't do, and if you're not going to walk into work like I do every morning.

00:26:04
Speaker 9: I mean, what doesn't joke? I don't drink at work. I'm not actually, I'm not a big drinker at all.

00:26:10
Speaker 11: But anyway, Yeah, it's eighty two degrees and it's six thirteen in the morning right now, fellers, so please.

00:26:19
Speaker 5: Pray for me. Okay, well, too late, but yep, dude, what would be boys?

00:26:26
Speaker 29: It's burned down in the Atlanta Uh just passing the time listening to some old episodes. So I went back exactly a year almost, I shouldn't say exactly, but it was a July tenth podcast, and if you all remember, that's when Scary started jacquerine himself off.

00:26:44
Speaker 2: And I'm just curious, Scary, how.

00:26:46
Speaker 29: Many times have you jackeried off since you got it last year?

00:26:50
Speaker 4: The Jackery, by the way, in case you don't know and you're just tuning in it, Jacky Jackery is supposed to be like a generator, a generator that is supposed to come in handy in the case of an apocalypse or something crazy. So I've never used my Jackerie. I hope to never use it. I hope it's just there forever. By the way, speaking of things that happened in emergency, if somebody broke into your house and they wanted to take the valuables, would you say, take everything, just don't touch my light switches?

00:27:22
Speaker 2: What be boys?

00:27:23
Speaker 29: It's burned down in Atlanta roll passing the time listening to some old episodes. So I went back exactly a year almost, I shouldn't say.

00:27:31
Speaker 2: Exactly, but it was a July tenth podcast and.

00:27:37
Speaker 5: Nope, that was It appeared twice.

00:27:41
Speaker 4: Man, I think that this entire iHeart system is full of Jackerie.

00:27:46
Speaker 5: It's jacking me around.

00:27:49
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, many from Brooklyn hope everybody.

00:27:53
Speaker 5: Fourth.

00:27:56
Speaker 10: I was leaving a talk back about the shotgunning. Yeah, I've never shotguned the beer, but I have funneled beers over my life, and I agree with you peakes, completely classless. Twenty five is the cut off that unless, like Brody said, it's a there at a party or reminiscing it actually happened that. I'm forty two now and a few years back having a barbecue in my house and we're reminiscing about shot doing, funneling beers and stuff like that, and me and my friend we decide a friend, my friend and I decided to uh funnel three or four beers each got hammered. They didn't never do it again, but yeah, agreed, total douchebag thing. I was picturing the frat bro in my head.

00:28:53
Speaker 5: Yeah you don't. You don't.

00:28:55
Speaker 4: Nobody who's thirty and over should be shotgunning beers. I mean, under any circumstance. Really just just saying.

00:29:03
Speaker 6: Hey, can you guys have.

00:29:06
Speaker 30: Mister Michael Oppenheimer and missus Mashkaaloposis do an uncomfortable dinner party together?

00:29:15
Speaker 4: I mean, I wrote those They're not paying me to do that anymore. So no, it's a hard note from Brody for those who know what an uncomfortable dinner party is. I wrote those so not that the Stan couldn't write a new one.

00:29:33
Speaker 30: Reggie here, Remember the fantasy Scary has that he doesn't want to talk about on air. That's scary that Froggy recorded. The fantasy was that Brody would find his horn stash and finger the sticky pages.

00:29:51
Speaker 5: Okay, that's pretty sick, that's unusual. Okay, all right, we need to wipe the sleep clean. I feel dirty right now. All right, play a jingle. Yeah, we'll be right back.

00:30:07
Speaker 4: Let's see if Reggie continues with her filth.

00:30:12
Speaker 6: Ah oh sky New Jersey. So what you do is just let Scary.

00:30:22
Speaker 30: Get the one pair of seekers, wait for him to ask you to sell them because.

00:30:28
Speaker 6: He's not going to wear them. Then you just start wearing them because you said you're the same size.

00:30:32
Speaker 30: Now, on top of that, I see they're on stock X right now for six hundred dollars.

00:30:38
Speaker 6: Ridiculous.

00:30:39
Speaker 30: When you're tired of wearing them, then you sell it and you pocket the money.

00:30:43
Speaker 4: Brody, here's what I'm thinking. Scary buys them, leaves them out. I take them when he's not looking. He blames his housekeeper and throwing them out, and I get him for free.

00:30:52
Speaker 5: I don't like that plant.

00:30:55
Speaker 30: All who cares friendlies wants to drop off an ice spring with a.

00:31:00
Speaker 6: Napkin in it. At least it's free. Just eat until you get to the napkin.

00:31:07
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you, good advice.

00:31:09
Speaker 2: Liam.

00:31:10
Speaker 31: Here so many sexual innuendos, that's fucking funny, all right. So with drinking, I pace myself. I have never done or choked, never done none of that. And nine percent of time I'm babysitting everybody else, three of my friends. So I'm the one responsible babysitting them, and they're the one fucking chugging.

00:31:41
Speaker 5: You tell them. So you're the adult in the group. Everybody else's just a bunch of kids. All right, fair enough, leam here.

00:31:51
Speaker 32: That couple that climbed tower, how did you not have thirtygree burns radiation?

00:32:00
Speaker 4: Because a real radio tower will kill you.

00:32:03
Speaker 32: So that means you're not posting off at the top of that building.

00:32:10
Speaker 5: It doesn't make any sense.

00:32:11
Speaker 32: On top of that, there were professional climbers, which is ridiculous because haildy, that's.

00:32:17
Speaker 5: All all right.

00:32:23
Speaker 4: The radiation given off by radio towers does not affect human beings.

00:32:28
Speaker 5: Lay Mayers.

00:32:28
Speaker 32: So I was on the farm, on my uncle's farm.

00:32:33
Speaker 31: We cleaned it out.

00:32:34
Speaker 4: He had a ton of books and magazines, and.

00:32:39
Speaker 32: I'm in the barn and we had years in National Geographic.

00:32:45
Speaker 33: That's where I found titties. Oh yeah, those are a tribal booby old African kitties. Yep, yeah, those your droopy boobies right there. Those are some droopy dogs.

00:33:01
Speaker 31: Lamb here, last one, last one, last one, don't block me, okay.

00:33:08
Speaker 32: F Elma Kermit on Facebook and YouTube showing his cucumber.

00:33:15
Speaker 5: That ship is funnier. What the hell are you talking about? Stupid funny.

00:33:22
Speaker 32: I can't stop watching this code channel.

00:33:25
Speaker 5: It's just fucking talking about.

00:33:29
Speaker 9: I don't know.

00:33:30
Speaker 5: He's thank you.

00:33:33
Speaker 4: He fizzled out at the end. He said it was his last one. He was all excited, but then and then it went just petered out. He must have been too close to the radio.

00:33:40
Speaker 12: Time all from Jersey carry you bought the sphincter and sphincter light switches.

00:33:47
Speaker 6: Holy ship.

00:33:48
Speaker 9: She got you by the balls. She knows how to trick you.

00:33:52
Speaker 17: She took you to a store that actually had the punch of punch.

00:33:57
Speaker 9: Whatever the fuck is called.

00:33:58
Speaker 25: And she got you to buy it, and now she's gonna get you ready to posters and everything else.

00:34:03
Speaker 9: She definitely knows what to do. She figured you out. Uh, Robert should.

00:34:07
Speaker 25: Tell her to talk to you and get you to marry Robin.

00:34:12
Speaker 11: Yeah.

00:34:14
Speaker 5: Ways, he continuing, Hi, this is Claire from Virginia.

00:34:17
Speaker 34: No, yeah, I'm looking at in agreement with that talker who was talking about inline online. We've always said get in line and then you get out of line, So I don't know what you're talking about. Uh, you guys being online. I always used to think you were talking about being on a computer when you're in a store. And I'm like you guys used to confuse me all the time, but finally figured it out. So just kind of a strange way to say when you're in the line.

00:34:46
Speaker 4: Okay, I suppose we're gonna also get off the line. A lot of pushback on get on the line, you get off the get off that line.

00:34:52
Speaker 5: Is this the dominant offline?

00:34:53
Speaker 4: The dominant conversation is the online inline conrade.

00:34:56
Speaker 35: I'll tell you, hey, guys, Southwest Ohio, I just have two questions about the bus to move light switches. One they turned on to three four hundred dollars worth better? And two does your girl have stock or does she get commissioned or something? Because that would make sense talk telire bight.

00:35:20
Speaker 4: She doesn't get a penny. She's not involved with them, and anyway that's a lie.

00:35:26
Speaker 5: No, she's not.

00:35:28
Speaker 23: Good morning, scary and brody, Brody and scary. You see from the box over there, I got people in Pennsylvania right where they have sheets gas stations and usually on the fourth of July they bring the guests down to a dollars seventy seven per gallon. But the lines are with dunk killers, and I'm sure you could imagine mine alone. But it's still worth it for to get guests for dollars seventy seven. I'll wait a little while, you know what I'm saying. Over there, Rock and Steve over there, child for now, got you?

00:36:00
Speaker 5: What if you can't wait? What if you have places to go? You can't just wait? Wait it out?

00:36:06
Speaker 23: Scary body, brody scary see.

00:36:08
Speaker 5: From the bottoms again.

00:36:10
Speaker 23: Over there were eighty one shotgunning beers that got twenty in his mid thirties, Get shit shit together, crazy whack job I kind of agree with scary. Twenty five is a good cutoff, but I would even say less than that, maybe twenty three, or maybe when you're out of college and you're in the real world, act like a true person and drinking out of the way God intended.

00:36:32
Speaker 9: That's all I'm saying. You know, if you want to do in your own party house.

00:36:35
Speaker 5: Party that way, do it that way. Rock and Steve over there.

00:36:38
Speaker 4: Rock and Steve bringing the facts. Britch spitting some truth, spitting some hard truth. All right, Uh oh, we have a few more left and that's it.

00:36:47
Speaker 36: Father and Sincy here so amazing. I was watching Scary vacation videos and thinking, ah, he looks great. I realized, since there was no unnamed medical person fashional who causes blubber loss this year, can we still quarter scar?

00:37:06
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, absolutely.

00:37:08
Speaker 2: Pizza delivery guy here, Hey, Brodie.

00:37:12
Speaker 29: I've seen a pair of the orange and blue Sketchers on stock X size eleven.

00:37:17
Speaker 5: There it is six six hundred.

00:37:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the second best.

00:37:21
Speaker 9: The only size that was on there at the time.

00:37:23
Speaker 10: Yeah.

00:37:24
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll be able.

00:37:25
Speaker 29: To get your hands on a pair, but it's gonna cost you a little bit.

00:37:29
Speaker 9: Well.

00:37:29
Speaker 15: Good guys, you have the good work.

00:37:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not paying six hundred dollars for a pair of sneakers that I want scaries friend to get me for free, nor costs.

00:37:37
Speaker 5: Neither of my forever. You know, I don't have any money left after the bus turned punch. Yeah. The bust of move Light Switches.

00:37:44
Speaker 28: Younger Boys is Bethany in Pennsylvania. I had to leave a talk back because I am really listening to all the episode episodes from zero and the ups rant in episode twenty one is just absolute gold, and I forgot how hysterical it was. Also forgot how wonderful it was when you guys had no commercials and I could just listen to the whole podcast.

00:38:07
Speaker 4: Had commercials, so we had commercials, But when we switched platforms, our company didn't transfer over the commercial correct So as of whatever episode it was when we switched platforms, the commercials aren't there. And we're too lazy to go back and put commercials in those old episodes. Maybe we'll have an internship program, and how do the interns do that? The Brooklyn Boys internship.

00:38:30
Speaker 22: I have Brooklyn Boys Ethan in South central Pennsylvania again, and it is always birdy and Scary, Hey, scary, We just wanted an update on how many those cluster and fuck Brooklyn Brown door knobs, your wife with no benefits got you to buy their curious Did they feel like swede jacket or is it more of like a shift knob kind of thing? Love you guys.

00:38:53
Speaker 4: If I got nothing else out of the buster in Douglas Light Switches, we got a thousand laughs for this fucking podcast. Okay, isn't that worth the price of admission at this point?

00:39:05
Speaker 24: Just whatever, I ain't getting caught up, but I'm getting in on the song game.

00:39:13
Speaker 5: It's a deep cut.

00:39:14
Speaker 24: But Brody said, slices, how would you feel, thank you at sharing?

00:39:17
Speaker 4: How would you feel at sharing? Hold on scar Hi Wilson Phillips.

00:39:23
Speaker 24: I don't know if I like the way you said that Muppet man.

00:39:26
Speaker 5: I don't know.

00:39:27
Speaker 24: I I get you almost should be almost should be rooting for the Knicks. Destame Street is in New York, But I don't know about that muppet man. That muppet had a hard tea on it. I don't like that.

00:39:38
Speaker 5: Scary what are you doing?

00:39:46
Speaker 3: You're doing the best of episode first? We see that's what we were here next, But we see the best of so I don't know if you're doing slice time. Brodie got a AI girl by the Brooklyn Bridge wearing the Brooklyn Boys.

00:39:59
Speaker 37: Murch Oh yeah, ok, yeah, yeah, one Valdez marathon jingles ready, I got the jingles right.

00:40:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:40:11
Speaker 4: We've done three hundred and over three hundred and eighty episodes at this point, and we gotta we just gotta talk back from someone that went back and listened to some random episode from twenty eighteen or something. Yes, and that's the episode that we're gonna use as the best of of all the because I love that ups rant, So we may still post that. All right, We have a few more, including this marathon from Juan Valdez.

00:40:37
Speaker 38: I got the nisodetty scary scary Jones. This is your friend's hoking called off that woman she once had motif in your house. I don't know what to tell you. This designer cut her off. Just say, hey, listen, what's my balance? I want to pay you and I want to be done with it.

00:40:54
Speaker 5: Yeah, don before you will know.

00:40:56
Speaker 2: It, you will own her your house.

00:40:59
Speaker 38: They will be no amount of money you can give this woman to pay her back, because they'll just accumulate and.

00:41:07
Speaker 5: Yeah, so.

00:41:09
Speaker 2: Harry scary jers.

00:41:11
Speaker 38: Where is this passion for sports coming out of you're the man?

00:41:15
Speaker 2: Or either way? Whatever? What's what's the emotion about the Mets? Huh? Why?

00:41:20
Speaker 9: The next?

00:41:21
Speaker 2: Why is Alma? Why is Sucker? Why are you this? You don't care? Either way?

00:41:27
Speaker 38: Next year when something sports happen, you have a big opinion and you'll make the waves.

00:41:33
Speaker 2: But you you personally don't care.

00:41:36
Speaker 4: This is all an avoidance of the New York Mets twenty twenty six season.

00:41:39
Speaker 5: Okay, let's make that clean.

00:41:41
Speaker 38: And Sostiencecary scary are you talking about? You're the guy who likes the velvet rope. You're the guy who likes the perseco gun. And I'll post a picture I have it of you drinking from a per sec and you were wow in your forties. So why are you giving shit to this guy in his mid thirties drinking shots?

00:42:08
Speaker 11: No?

00:42:09
Speaker 2: In the Facebook group you call Facebook?

00:42:11
Speaker 5: Okay?

00:42:11
Speaker 4: No, you're confusing shotgunning beer? Which doing shots? Yes, you're completely different. You need to google that shit.

00:42:17
Speaker 5: Yes, please do? Uh oh, here comes number four.

00:42:21
Speaker 38: Brook Busy all this and so is Brody scary? No, this is my fourth thought back, So I'm gonna let the music play me out.

00:42:28
Speaker 5: I love everybody.

00:42:29
Speaker 2: I love you that hey my voice? Fuck you.

00:42:32
Speaker 5: I love Selena, She's my favorite.

00:42:34
Speaker 38: I wish her good vibes, not the bugle byes.

00:42:37
Speaker 9: Baby.

00:42:37
Speaker 5: I love Brody.

00:42:39
Speaker 38: Fuck your scary guns, fuck your life, fuck everything about you.

00:42:43
Speaker 4: Hey, this is his show too, exactly what's going on here? And by the way, that was four, So you're safe?

00:42:49
Speaker 5: But is this him?

00:42:51
Speaker 13: Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn lebron Uh oh, god, Aches.

00:42:55
Speaker 3: What's up?

00:42:56
Speaker 5: Listen?

00:42:56
Speaker 13: I saw why everybody's so open normous about this. Lorena Lorraine Chick quests some scary money. This man is literally paying for two apartments and going on vacation. He's good, he has the money. He doesn't need y'all looking out for him. This girl is probably dying trying to make some commission. Is you over here?

00:43:13
Speaker 27: Like?

00:43:13
Speaker 13: Can I live? I know I'm behind, but I don't fucking number anyway. In regards to the World Cup, have all of you lost your ever loving fucking minds? There is not one sports event in the world that is more popular. Yes, over here in New York, we were excited about the Knicks. Thank you, Jesus, were finally not fucking losers. Maybe the Mets will step up at one point, but the rest of the world fucking loves football, okay, Jesus, Christ and Brody, Really, Bosnia and Herzegovina is not your brody. Telling me that Europe is not Europe is fucking dumb, and I expect back from you not to mention that there's a ship ton of countries in Eastern Europe who are good at fucking soccer. Hello, Croatia and Scary. Please please do not try to use that bullshit to defend the Italians. That's my fucking team too. I'm not Italian, but that's my team, and we have sucked. We have fucking sucked in the last years. It's funny. Here comes number four, fucking Jones. Did you really just say that South America is an easy qualifier?

00:44:20
Speaker 5: Are you okay? Bro Are you so good?

00:44:23
Speaker 13: South America is an easy qualifier with Mexico and Brazil and Paraguay and Uruguay, And no matter how crazy Paraguay is, they are still good, in fact at soccer all so, I'm not sure what you're talking about and what world you live in. But please, dear God, look up something about fucking football.

00:44:38
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm gonna stop you right there, because with Europe there's there's so many more countries trying to get in on it than South America, just because of the sheer number of countries that you're that Europe has versus South America. You could look at a map South American countries, there's x amount. Europe has like eight five times the amount of countries unless unless I'm wrong, unless they're broken up into different regions and the regions have equal amounts.

00:45:07
Speaker 5: Brody, I don't.

00:45:09
Speaker 4: Know, sixteen European countries qualified roughly and six South American plus one extra.

00:45:15
Speaker 5: I just and and Europe.

00:45:17
Speaker 4: Europe has much many stronger teams than South America, I think as.

00:45:22
Speaker 5: If you look at history.

00:45:23
Speaker 4: Right, here's my expert opinion. We don't really know soccer. We're certainly not gonna ever call it football or football. Uh, let's just stick to baseball. Our teams terrible. Uh oh here, uh oh, Brody, what.

00:45:39
Speaker 5: Frockle boys.

00:45:39
Speaker 13: It's Maddy from Brooklyn and that's what I don't hit the jingle talk back, but I forgot Argentina. I fucking forgot Argentina Jesus Christ.

00:45:50
Speaker 4: Which is basically a bunch of settlers that with mess I don't know about that.

00:45:55
Speaker 5: Yes, anyways, oh.

00:45:58
Speaker 4: Argentina, why do you think everyone's a blonde hair and blue eyes and Argentina because doesn't have blonde hair. But but Argentina, if historically weren't those the German people that came to or are people from.

00:46:10
Speaker 5: Those were the Nazis. They came and they.

00:46:13
Speaker 4: Came there from from Europe to escape the bullshit going on in Europe. That's why Argentina is the way it is. It's Argentina is a very different company. In fact, Argentina doesn't really look or sound or act like the rest of South America. Argentina is like its own fucking thing, even though it's on the same continent. They you know, Chili and Peru and Brazil, they have a whole lot more in common with each other than Argentina. I mean, don't cry for me, bitch. You didn't play the jingle on her that was five Maddie gets the fucking jingle Maddie's cool hit the jongle, Bitch. I thought you had something that was.

00:47:00
Speaker 5: Thank you.

00:47:00
Speaker 4: I thought you had something quick to add like a short little no. She just wants to hear herself go on and on and on and on and on. Eighty percent of Argentina is demographically from Europe. Thank you to say, but don't blame the German thing. Those were the Nazis trying to avoid plussible. What I said is true. Google it, folks. The people Argentina is like a man made, manufactured anomaly of South America. Those people were transplanted. Their country's man made, No, but they were transplanted there from Europe. Come on, bitch. When I say bitch, I mean you. Yeah, you bitch. I'm talking to you, all right, and you're being very light with the jingle today. All right, last mother fucking won because I'm all wound up now.

00:47:48
Speaker 15: Abrok and boys, Johnson c God ordinarly. I'd give you Craft for buying most buster and punch outs and switches, but I mean you are already getting Craft for it anyway, so you might as well have bought them. You're gonna get a Craft, might as well get have the stuff you got Craft for so grow. I'm on your side as much as I think you wasted your money.

00:48:08
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for what it is worth implement you. You know what, We ended on a positive. I needed the positive to end end this podcast. Hey, can we get Robin on the podcast and talk about the like switch?

00:48:19
Speaker 5: Yeah? Next, Okay, good night, everybody getting reactions.

00:48:31
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby,