The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #378

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast reactions.

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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby free.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three seventy eight and beyond. Welcome to our slaughterhouse. I'm Scary Jones. That's David brod David Brodie.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a slaughterhouse. Welcome to my slaughterhouse. Who used to say that? I don't remember it as I remember the song by the band Fury in the Slaughterhouse.

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Speaker 3: Every generation has its own disease. Yet remember that that was by Fury and.

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Speaker 1: There in the slaughterhouse.

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Speaker 3: Really okay, I didn't know that. Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Someone used to welcome to my slaughter house.

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Speaker 3: Is that a line? I thought it was a line from a movie. It's it's kind of a wrestling.

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Speaker 1: Was that Britney spears the last time she was alone with knives? No?

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Speaker 4: No, maybe not.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this is the show about the show. This is not the main show. This is the side piece. It not the main character. Sorry, but anyway, it's okay, But I love a side piece. I mean, listen, you're here to comment on all the fun things that we talked about in episodes past, so you know it's just as important that you listen to this, would't you say, all right, yes, let's let's take our first talk And by the way, if you're wondering the call of that, by the way, if this is the first time that you're you're you're listening and you want to get in on this next time, listen to the iHeartRadio app. That's how you click on the microphone and that's how you can leave us a talkback like these people did. Let's start right over here.

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Speaker 5: Delivery guy here. Jaylen Brunson also got his own shoe. It's a Kobe. I'm pretty sure it's a Kobe six pro tro which is a big deal and it's worth a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: Love you guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know why he wears the Kobe sneaker, right, No, I don't, because he didn't want The story goes that he didn't want a sneaker that paid tribute to him. He wanted to wear a sneaker that paid tribute to Koby. You know his He's one of the few superstars without his own sneaker.

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Speaker 3: The more I'm hearing about Jalen Brunson and his story and I'm reading up on him and the more. I realize what a role model this guy, What a really amazing man he is, as you would say for your people, he was a he's a minch minsh there, he's such anch You know.

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Speaker 1: He gave up, gave up one hundred million dollars so that the team had more money to spend on other players.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I heard that story recently too, and how he's been with the same what Olater does since she's sixteen years old. They started his high school as sweethearts. And yes, I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, anyway, she was.

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Speaker 3: There before the money and the fame. Wild just phenomenal. Learn about Jalen Brunson, learn more about him. He's not just we're not saying it because we're from New York or anything like that or we like that nix.

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Speaker 1: Although I did watch a montage of we Yama's uh playoff foul trouble and his elbowing people and punching them the neck, knocking them over in front of his nurses.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, his nuns, they look like nurses.

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Speaker 1: In front of his nuns. His nurse, his nuns, you're a Catholic, aren't you?

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Speaker 3: Christian?

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Speaker 1: In front of his nuns.

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Speaker 4: He did.

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Speaker 3: He may he's a filthy player in.

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Speaker 1: Front of them.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into it on the Brooklyn Boys. All right, I can't contain my excitement.

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Speaker 6: Hey guys, daughter Jose from Welllo, Colorado, just listening to the episode from the three seventy seven and you're.

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Speaker 1: Talking about plane taking off.

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Speaker 6: We'll take in the money or let the ride or ride the bed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the bed.

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Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, all that money is nice.

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Speaker 6: But if you're a high betting guy like that, you go all the way. You don't, You don't just take whatever you though.

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Speaker 8: That's my thoughts.

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Speaker 1: You a high betting guy, I'm asking if you would do it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not a high betting guy, you're giving up seven hundred thousand, possibly proud possibly.

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Speaker 9: I had a dumpling and then I took a dumpling.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty plain scary.

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Speaker 9: Also, you cut me off man my talk back about episode three seventy seven. I get it. We were all talking about the same thing, the overlay of the audio. But I thought I made a funny coming. I said it sounded like I was listening to Patrick Fitzgerald. Gerald Fitzpatrick contact, No touch you with fine that flick?

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Speaker 3: Well, that is very funny. Sorry I cut you off. Well, you got it in right there. That was a retread.

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Speaker 10: People come boys, It's Caitlin from b sure, so this message is actually for DP from NC. No one answered your question about saving money. My suggestion would be to put your money in a high yield savings or checking account with your bank or a CD. If you don't need the money for quite some time, you can put your money in a CD and it can mature for like six months and then you can take it.

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Speaker 7: So that would be my suggestion. Good luck with your savings and how's buying?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Oh okay. Also I would throw this tip at you, this little little tippy tip. Uh, if you have a PayPal account, you're now offering three point four percent interest on any money you put in with them. Is that right? Which is? But you have the flexibility of taking it out whatever you want.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's decent. That's decent return right there? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 11: H After listening to the Slice time I phot of something question. Everybody knows you're one hundred percent Brooklyn for sure? What made you guys move to New Jersey? Like to get out of Brooklyn? Part one and Part two, Would you guys ever move back?

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Speaker 3: Well, for me, the radio station moved to New Jersey first, or it was in New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: It was in seaucas, New Jersey.

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Speaker 3: It was always in New Jersey, and then it from went from selaucas New Jersey to Jersey City, New Jersey. So I figured when I got in my parents' house, the best thing I should do for taxes, tax purposes and all that stuff is and to get more sleep, and then mostly possible because I got up at the crack of dawn, was to move closest to the radio station. So I moved What year were you What year were you dating dawn? Heyo, the crack of dawn. Yeah, so yeah, So I moved there because of the radio station being in New Jersey. And now it has abandoned me and moved to Manhattan, and I'm not chased it anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm staying here.

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Speaker 4: For me.

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Speaker 1: At the time, my fiance and I wanted to eventually have property in some more space, and we were living in Brooklyn, and we were both working on the West side of Manhattan, and our families were relatively close to New Jersey, so it made sense if we were going to move anywhere to move to Jersey. Westchester wasn't convenient to get back to Brooklyn, and Long Island's a pain in the ass.

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Speaker 3: So the biggest, biggest on your return, right, I mean at the time, that was where the growth was.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it was a long time ago. I mean I wasn't thinking about growth. I wasn't even married, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah, now where do you want to go? We get we get a backyard. The part too, the part two. No, I would not move back. Uh no, unless I had like a lot of money. I get a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights with a view of the sky. Well, did know, I'm not I'm not going to make a million anytime soon. So yeah, I mean, if I had the money, yes, I would have to be moving to a certain part of Brooklyn, and it's not a place I can afford right now. Yeah, and not full time. I'd like having open spaces. But I would go back for the pizza. Yeah, I had a lot of money, I wouldn't get a property in Brooklyn, but I lived twenty minutes from there, so I can go back anytime I want. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 12: Hey, Brooklyn boys rose here from Long Island by way of Brooklyn, longtime slice, first time talkbacker, and I'm trying to jump in on the game, so hopefully I can do this right.

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Speaker 1: You know, seven days is just a lot okay, correct David?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Would you say, Craig David? I said it.

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Speaker 3: I said it with her as soon as she played the seven days of Oh shit, we missed that one.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That's the best timer and she's playing audio.

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Speaker 3: I love that she's playing the game with that. This is what we love. We love that kind of show. By the way, there's a girl who moved from Brooklyn to Long Island.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what happens?

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Speaker 3: Thank you Reggie for the question. She actually asked a question about us rather than leave a comment. You can ask questions if you want to know more about.

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Speaker 1: It than uh, don ask me anything. It's not a ted talk no, but it's it's.

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Speaker 3: Kind of cool, like, you know, to answer someone's question that they didn't have any insight into, because you know, we reveal a lot from week to week, but we don't talk about everything.

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Speaker 1: Questions that are non personal that that was fine. You can get personal with me.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 3: That's scary.

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Speaker 1: All right, Wait what what I said? When was the last time you tried to or did ask your own date? Goodbye? All right, let's move on.

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Speaker 11: Hey, Jen, the groomer Reggie here, Reggie of many animals is here. She's not going to you because a lot of liars have have given me answers.

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Speaker 8: I don't trust any of them.

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Speaker 11: When you bring your dog in for grooming and Brody feel free to weigh into because I'm I'm assuming you've been to a groomer with your dogs.

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Speaker 8: Do you you tip the nail trimmer separately or is that together with the whole thing?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: You don't know who the nail trimmer is this? You just the dogs go in the back, they come out clean. I don't know. I mean, I give a tip for like as a team. It's not like when you get your hair done you tip the shampoo girl and and the person who cut your hair. It's not like that. It's not a sauna, it's not it's not a spa. I don't I don't know who gave him the manny petty. You just go he I don't know how it works. And maybe you have a vet that has a nail clipper person. You just they go in the back. I come back later, they come out clean, boom boom.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean double R and asker to fix it?

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Speaker 13: Is that me?

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Speaker 8: Double R?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Never mind some double D.

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Speaker 14: Okay, thank you, Reggie, leave him here, Bernie scared you guys interrupted me. I was talking about the millions of dollars. If I have one, I'd get back to the people. We the people, not you know, texts and all that crap. Wei and y'all just in trust me and I spread that stuff all this text about eight days.

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Speaker 1: So what the fuck? Okay, what what do you say?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Well, all I know is I'm getting money and it's it's thanks to him. Oh, He's gonna spread the money around.

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Speaker 1: Brody's scary.

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Speaker 15: This Joe from Ohio calling about episode three seventy seven. Brody, I think you need to give Scary a little bit of U grace. I think he did pretty well listing all of those songs on that album, considering he grew up with Nicki Minaj. First time caller, a longtime listener.

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Speaker 3: I love it another first time coming and the newbies are here the I love give.

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Speaker 1: Scary a hard time about led Zeppelin because number one he's not really a fan. But also I just bust in his chops. I knew he'd fell to name some of the songs. All right, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, We will be right back, I would say, going back to what we're talking about before the commercial, Scary is a led Zeppelin fan the same way. Now follow along this analogy the same way Scary as a Knicks fan. All right, we move on.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's not true. I mean I'm I am cash No, no, no, I am more of a led Zeppelin fan than oh than a Knicks fan. No, No, that's unfair to say. I grew up listening to a lot of led Zeppelin. No, a lot of led Zeppelin.

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Speaker 1: No in high school.

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Speaker 3: What would you say, my friend, A whole lot of a whole lot of love. I gave led Zeppelin a whole lot of love.

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Speaker 1: Boys boy from Texas.

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Speaker 16: It's comment on episode three seven, Sam, when you're talking about that ed Zeppelin album Well Stairway to Heaven. Sorry, Brody, but you're wrong calling Scary one of them kids wearing a T shirts for him, mentioning other songs on that album make some a true fan, yes, but a kid with a T shirt in the mall is your example, it would only be mentioning.

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Speaker 1: Stairway to Heaven.

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Speaker 3: Yep, exactly, yes, yes, although I was surprised he didn't mention stairwo to Heaven, but I give him.

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Speaker 1: I gave him credit. You did a good job naming the songs.

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Speaker 3: I know, but Stairway to Heaven was the obvious one I should have mentioned first, because it is first in mind. When you think led Zeppelin four, which is actually untitled, it's not called led Zeppelin four. We call it that, but it's an untitled album. You think Stairway to Heaven, but I think of some of the other songs on there. Okay, thank you, Scary and Brody.

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Speaker 17: Trevor from Kansas can't really be wanted to judge the pizza in New York's have never been to New York.

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Speaker 7: The pizza looks.

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Speaker 17: Fire though, and all the pizza around here in which tah, it's not very good. So you boys started making his own New York style pizza.

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Speaker 7: Oh real, THO saw everything.

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Speaker 17: Now, I just need to compare it to New York.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I think you got to send us some pictures sent dms on Instagram. I was about to say send us some pizza, but wouldn't travel well, would.

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Speaker 18: It see me at tea in the house? Tea in the heuse cowboy trucker in the house. Yeah, man, I'll tell you what. It does. Lay a little flat there in the beginning when you're coming in. But uh, you know what, Brody, you are correct, man. That would be a great rejoined jingle for when you come back from a commercial break. You guys should do it, definitely, you are correct, Brody. And whatever happened all those rejoined jingles that you wanted to do and Scooty was against, Yeah, you should definitely do them, but not a yeah, you know, you know that's a little yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. But anyway, you know, scoot It.

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Speaker 18: The back of the refrigerator just might be colder, but it doesn't matter. That only matters if it's beer or something you're gonna drink that you want to get colder. Okay, if it's some food that you want to eat, you want to put it towards the front of the refrigerator. That way you can see it as soon as you open the refrigerator and you don't forget about it, you know, and it doesn't go bad.

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Speaker 1: It won't go bad on you, you know. But that's scootie.

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Speaker 18: You shouldn't be uh making decisions with AI telling you when to throw your food away.

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Speaker 1: That's a bunch of bullshit.

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Speaker 18: And by the way, you said this to see me that tole your beasts on yourselfie that you look like you were twenty three or did you buy Also, I don't know what's wrong with you, buddy, But anyway, you know, just use your gut feeling.

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Speaker 1: You know, smell test is always the best thing to do.

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Speaker 16: You.

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Speaker 1: The Wild Lady once told me when.

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Speaker 18: It comes to food, you know, and you get it out of your refrigerator and if you're in doubt, throw it out, okay, you gut feeling.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And as a matter of fact, I've got me some my roast comb for you.

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Speaker 18: That's shicken and rash for you guys that don't know that I made on Sunday, and uh, you know, I had it in the front of my refrigerator, you know, I kind of meal prepped, and I heated it up this morning in the pan and uh not in the microwave, okay, And I put it in my food yard and I'm about to heat it so uh, here we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm on right, So if you want to pl we're not gonna find that got. Sorry, what the fuck was that? It was barely understand what that guy said. I just did him. I got to remix him. I'll remix that one. But anyway, you get the point truck and we love you.

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Speaker 3: It was like seven yeah, yeah, oh he's going for five six.

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Speaker 1: Dancing. I want to dance to lap the way?

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Speaker 19: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, all right, I reported well out all morning, and we hope you don't mind you got that was so beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Fix that man, that's sea anyway, it could be the equipment. Sorry, sorry trucker.

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Speaker 13: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from me in City. I'm listening to the latest Lifetime and a lot of people are talking to Brodie in regards to the return at Staples.

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Speaker 7: I haven't done an Amazon return at Staples. I usually just.

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Speaker 13: Go to Whole Foods, and Whole Foods has a dedicated person for the Amazon return, yes, but then granted everyone at Whole.

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Speaker 7: Foods belongs to Amazon, right, I don't know, but anyway, yeah, that's bullshit.

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Speaker 13: They should have a dedicated person.

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Speaker 7: Love y'all.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, they should real quick. So I don't know if this would bother you. Scary when you go to Whole Foods to return something from Amazon, I show them the barcode. They have a gun that goes right. It clicks like that, then you know they got it.

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Speaker 20: Yep.

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Speaker 1: They have a cell phone that they hold up to your phone and.

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Speaker 3: It makes no noise, so you don't know when it registered, so you're waiting for something to go. I would imagine if they put the sound on their phone, it may make.

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Speaker 1: A click or a beat. I asked. They said it drives them crazy.

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Speaker 3: Also, the devices they gave Staples don't make a noise it should.

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Speaker 1: How terrible is that? That's awful?

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Speaker 3: Awful?

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Speaker 18: Hey, guys, what's going on? Update on the Whole Holder on the rice four day old rice lunch I had yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Oh uh, I.

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Speaker 18: Don't think it was a good idea. I don't know what happened. Uh. I only drink ten beers last night, so couldn't have been the beer. But I didn't wake up to hot this morning. Uh yeah, you're school, you're right.

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Speaker 1: You're at right.

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Speaker 18: Rest a little bad after three days starts getting that bacterial stuff. Boy, oh yeah, throw out those noodles don't need old noodles hit the warning slashes their uh goody and old and there's a little cheppy chee chat thing there. They know what they're talking about. All right, guys, Well you know, let him learn. Yeah, what else could you do?

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Speaker 1: All right, Birklin.

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Speaker 7: Boys, you already know who it is.

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Speaker 21: Anyway, they got me here working on a Friday. Yesterday, we got up to one hundred and eight the last time I looked at my thermometer, and because I saw that and decided I ain't looking at that ship no more.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, what's up?

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Speaker 4: How you doing?

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Speaker 18: All right?

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Speaker 21: Owned the business?

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Speaker 18: Though?

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Speaker 7: For real?

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Speaker 21: Scary you're talking about the World Club saying that people don't give a fuck about it. I know that's not exactly how you said it, but that's how I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Say it anyway. I don't disagree with you. I do believe that more.

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Speaker 21: People are paying attention to the Knicks right now. But that's like saying, if the super Bowl was happening right when the Olympics started, no one's gonna give a fuck about the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna watch the super Bowl.

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Speaker 21: But once the super Bowl's over all, you're gonna hear about is the Olympics. So once the Knicks game's over and scary, I also agree with you seen the Knicks that they should just go ahead win this fifth game, get it over with. I see your point of risking it too bad. Old boy wouldn't win as much money that you were talking about last week. But hell, I ain't winning shit, so I don't give a damn either way.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, as matter of fact, y'all y'all.

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Speaker 21: Want to see something, y'all wanna hear something crazy. I ain't never seen the Knicks in the finals because I was born in two thousand and two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yep. Don't play with your food, kids, go right for it. Nicks one in five games. We weren't trying to fucking like push this thing out to six or seven games, although I know a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of people aren't.

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Speaker 3: Well, A lot of bar owners were hoping for it so they can get that much more revenue. They wanted to go to seven seven games. All my friends League Network, my friends who owned bars. They were like, I'm like, what kind of fucking Nick fan of you?

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Speaker 18: Man?

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Speaker 1: All those people who had Nixon six shirts you know, never got wouldn't sell them. I have come home.

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Speaker 18: I was wrong.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the rise that got me up to that stomach.

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Speaker 18: As a matter of fact, I reheated and I'm in the rest of it right now.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: But you know, well, your your theory there, your name. I think scary was wrong. You can eat even after three days. It's still good truck, good stuff. Okay. I don't think you know people that suffer from me.

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Speaker 3: So Phonia are not happy right.

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Speaker 1: Now, Phonia, you should bring that jingle home. I should beause Elvis won't play anymore else.

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Speaker 22: Gary and Brody Brody and is scary Jilly Bean from Jersey Brody. With the gases on Google Maps, it also tells you the gas prices too. If you hit the gas at the top, it tells you all the local gas stations and then all the prices. And then if you have the Costco app, it tells you whatever warehouse you go to, it tells you the gas price there too.

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Speaker 8: So another little siever for you, Thank.

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Speaker 1: You, thank you, Jellyban. I don't use Google Maps in my car, but yes, it's very helpful. But I wouldn't need the Costco app if Google Maps and ways tell me how much Costco Gas was true, and I guess if you don't have either of them, the Costco app would be helpful.

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Speaker 22: Jilly Bean from Jersey again the second talk back. I swear I'm not doing except for this one. But Brody, I just want to give you a heads up.

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Speaker 12: Just from what you've discussed and process of.

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Speaker 22: Elimination, I've come to find out that we live in the same area. So if I do see you in the wild, please do not be scared if I end up fangirling you. But I really do hope that we end up seeing each other in the wild.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Process of elimination, I think she means through research and listening to the stores I mentioned. Sure, but you know there's there's thirty towns around the stores I shop in, so it could happen. I might see you in Costco or Target or you know one of those other places. He's the one with the loud mouth yelling at customer service. No, I didn't yell at the woman who wouldn't go around the wall and pay for a ship in the right register. Bro's he's the one yelling in the store. That's how you know it's you. One time, I don't yell in store. Even when they tried to arrest me at northstrac I didn't yell they tried to arrest you at nor called security on me. Remember that the only time I ever got loud and police were called was it Best Buy, like fifteen years ago. That's another story for all the time.

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Speaker 23: Number five alive Okay, short.

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Speaker 1: Circuit, of course. And I said that.

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Speaker 3: I said that on purpose. Number five Alive from that film. That was a quotable from the movie. Yes, I was doing it intentionally. We got people paying attention, We got we got gen X in the house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, and vote.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm really liking this episode of Lifetime. We have a post solid we have a pote pirie of different things.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: I think that's redundant, a pote pri of different things. We have a uh, we have a cornucopia of of questions and entertainment and comments. All right here we got it's a buffet Schmorgasbord, speaking of which we we.

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Speaker 1: Never went to that Amish country. Was it Miller's buffet?

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Speaker 3: Maple shade, maple shade buffet?

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Speaker 23: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we think I gotta go that Scarry Maybe this summer we should it maple shade.

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Speaker 4: I think it is.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: My stomach can't handle it anymore. Those orderly meds have kicked in. I'm I'm on my you know, the highest host possible, so you get it. I'm not as hungry anymore.

00:25:24
Speaker 1: You look like you lost the twelve thirteen ounces.

00:25:26
Speaker 3: Thank you?

00:25:27
Speaker 24: Yeah, carry from the Bronx episode three NBA about body lack of resolutions for that medal and his Jack Nick, thanks for mentioning me body going on and I think that like you did, even though I was the last one.

00:25:46
Speaker 7: I guess first and last is all right.

00:25:47
Speaker 24: But in my opinion, they owe you a lot.

00:25:50
Speaker 1: It could have been a lost team.

00:25:52
Speaker 7: It's getting them from a monkey's bossom.

00:25:54
Speaker 1: And the public.

00:25:57
Speaker 24: Have an image of that over there, good your money?

00:26:00
Speaker 1: Oh there you hear that? Thank you? See that Rock and Steve is a man of logic and reason. He's a man of the people. I like I like that. Thank you. That's right. I've been from and they claim like, oh we have metal detectors. That couldn't possibly have happened. Was sorry, I had a terrible experience. Well, how do I have a terrible experience? It wasn't metal of my food.

00:26:24
Speaker 25: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Melissa formerly from Long Island, lives in Connecticut, aka Dollael. I'm still not caught up, but I'm reading a book and they are helping their friends move and here is the line. William's friend Carolina and two friends of the four of theirs in common who were both named Henry Young but whom everyone called Asian Henry Young and Black Henry Young in order to distinguish them. Thought it scary, thought it was funny.

00:26:52
Speaker 1: I mean, technically, whoever was the first Henry Young doesn't need uh a right.

00:26:57
Speaker 3: That's how we do it in our group. The first one first and wins as just the name unless you met them both, if they both came over the house at the same time, like I'm Henry and Henry on when they invent their milk, it's just milk, and then everything else comes after it, chocolate.

00:27:11
Speaker 1: Milk, strugberry milk. You get me, upset, It's.

00:27:14
Speaker 3: Not white milk, just milk, white milk.

00:27:18
Speaker 26: Asian brock Bulls from Jersey talk about the World Cup.

00:27:24
Speaker 19: I am sure as fuck watching it.

00:27:26
Speaker 26: I'm a soccer fan, but I just want to make a little correction there, scarry. This is the second time the US has the World Cup.

00:27:32
Speaker 7: Nineteen ninety four.

00:27:33
Speaker 26: The US had a World Cup here and the USA got a drabbed a guesst Brazil. I'm at Life Stadium or whatever it's fucking being called now, New York, New Jersey, bullshit stadium anyway, just that.

00:27:45
Speaker 3: Go sports, yay wow nineteen ninety four. I don't even remember that. God, I should have remembered that.

00:27:53
Speaker 4: I remember.

00:27:54
Speaker 1: I was a women's I was a week in. I was a wee tot.

00:27:57
Speaker 3: By the way, Yeah, wha, wha, whoa, whoa.

00:28:00
Speaker 1: We don't say that anymore. I was a wee tot.

00:28:03
Speaker 3: Oh oh, sorry, I thought you said.

00:28:09
Speaker 27: Even from south central Pennsylvania. Here here and as always birdy and scary. In regard to the leather door handles, just something to think about. Take a look at your leather steering wheel sometime and then wipe something across and see how dirty that gets.

00:28:23
Speaker 7: Picture of that on a bathroom door terrible.

00:28:26
Speaker 27: Yeah, I'm out.

00:28:28
Speaker 7: Nope, not even the price. That is disgusting.

00:28:31
Speaker 27: Leather is gonna absorb every bit of oil and crap off your hands. Now, oh you you guys love it.

00:28:36
Speaker 3: I'm gonna harbor a lot of bacteria, and I'm with you, dude.

00:28:40
Speaker 1: There isn't that no money to get it clean because you spent it all on the handles.

00:28:44
Speaker 19: Dunick what duniks way, kimmin chapped fucking boys ball from Jersey.

00:28:56
Speaker 8: You just wanted to say that it's tall thirty at night on Saturday, right after the nixt one the NBA.

00:29:03
Speaker 5: Finals finally run home.

00:29:05
Speaker 19: I just want to say congratulations, Brody, Congratulations Scary the next.

00:29:09
Speaker 1: Wain, Yes, thank you, all right, thanks for thinking of us. After that, by the way, I'll announce it on the Brooklyn Boys. But now that the basketball season is over, we're going to change the podcast colors from the Knicks blue and orange to the Mets orange and blue. We're gonna switch it back. Okay. That that that's that's on brand, if you ask me.

00:29:30
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't know a long time.

00:29:42
Speaker 3: Also that that person was listening to episode two twenty five, rim Tin tin job.

00:29:50
Speaker 1: When the talk somebody's you remember what that was?

00:29:53
Speaker 3: Right?

00:29:54
Speaker 1: No, you told a story about a dog or a couple was having sex. All right, The dog came in and behind the guy licked the guy's asshole. Oh hell, what, let's not say lick. Let's not say lick. Yeah, that was what the story was, all right.

00:30:16
Speaker 3: Anyway, we could be we could be ourselves, we could be raw on this podcast. That's what it's here for. Have you ever heard Gandhi on Sauce on the side. You should give it a listen. What's going on in addition to our podcast?

00:30:31
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Hey, that's what's going on.

00:30:34
Speaker 7: You know.

00:30:35
Speaker 1: That was one heck a little story. I'll tell you.

00:30:38
Speaker 18: I'm still laughing about it. You know, the one word the guy gets his wiener bit by the dog. You know, bo, I don't see how that.

00:30:44
Speaker 1: Could happen, But I got a theory.

00:30:46
Speaker 18: Maybe the guy was making a sandwich in the buff, you know, maybe he uh dripped some peanut butter or some mustard on there, some great poupon on his wiener. Earned the dog probably just wanted a taste, you know of you know, by all means, dogs aren't too particular, Yeah, puppies or something else. You know, they'll go through the trash and they'll even drink out of the toilet, you know, But that's maybe that's what happened, you know.

00:31:09
Speaker 1: But anyway, you know, I've never had anything like that happened to me personally.

00:31:13
Speaker 18: But I do recall a story. I don't remember where I heard it from, but there was one fellow. You know, he was sitting with his girlfriend at the time on the bed and a Sunday morning. You know, they were reading the paper and reminiscing.

00:31:25
Speaker 1: About the night before.

00:31:27
Speaker 18: And you know the girl's dog, you know, she so somehow or another, the dog on opportunity and he pounced and he clicked the guy right in the Boomhold pools, I'll tell you what. The guy was over like, he was like, what the hell? I guess he felt the freshness. You know, he thought he was swishing through the Swiss helps or something.

00:31:50
Speaker 23: You know.

00:31:51
Speaker 1: But anyway, you know, I don't remember where I heard that story. But let me see hold on a second dog. Oh yeah, I remember, I remember. Yeah, that's right, episode two hundred twenty five when the Brooklyn ball. Yeah, and it was Scooties. Scooty is the one that got in this hole. Lick man dog.

00:32:10
Speaker 19: Yeah, I tell you what.

00:32:13
Speaker 18: And then Brody was making fun of him. It's telling him he got her rim tin tin job.

00:32:18
Speaker 1: Boy. You know, I will tell you what scooty those things.

00:32:20
Speaker 18: You gotta be careful because I know it's been a while, but you know, you still could get rabies. So I think you should go and get a tendnis shot or a raby shot or something, you know.

00:32:30
Speaker 3: And that was him listening to episode two two five, which I forgot the story, and I was telling his story from like fucking fifteen twenty.

00:32:37
Speaker 1: Years ago, longer than that.

00:32:39
Speaker 15: Gee, how was you?

00:32:41
Speaker 3: Was it me or was they telling you a story about somebody else?

00:32:44
Speaker 1: I think it was all you told.

00:32:45
Speaker 3: I don't remember, but whatever happened to me, like anyone remembers Post'm not gonna go back, and happened to me post college?

00:32:54
Speaker 1: You went to post college? Post college? W post Oh oh oh oh, oh oh boy. Yeah you can get ring worm or something.

00:33:07
Speaker 23: You know?

00:33:08
Speaker 1: You know? You you again? Four talk backs not five?

00:33:20
Speaker 4: What are you doing?

00:33:21
Speaker 1: Trucker? Oh boy?

00:33:26
Speaker 4: Oh no oh no oh no?

00:33:28
Speaker 23: What Q from all over there? I'm a little behind because I started listening to your podcast all over again, starting from the off air show, The Chaotic off air Show. Hey question, why don't you guys bring bald free Grannie back? Because that man was funny and I would love to hear the piano playing in the background.

00:33:53
Speaker 14: That ship was funny as hell.

00:33:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, he moved to Nashville. We're still friends. He's a long time, lifelong friend of mine. I know him since I'm twelve, so Brody knows him for his whole career. You know, we could bring him on. I mean through the power of technology. I mean we could, he could join the join bring him on, but we can't bring him back because he was never on this podcast.

00:34:15
Speaker 1: But we could bring him on for like a guest appearance. I'd love to have Ronnie on. We could.

00:34:19
Speaker 3: We could invite him with his piano. That could be kind of funny. He'll connect his keyboard and we could.

00:34:26
Speaker 1: We could roll with it. I don't know, see what's up? Yeah no, I that was the one element of the off air show that I missed. Oh, Ronnie was tremendous. He had the keyboard in the studio. Yeah, he was.

00:34:36
Speaker 3: Playing live and he was just riffing as we were going, so.

00:34:42
Speaker 19: Thank you again.

00:34:44
Speaker 23: So I know a guy who's extremely wealthy and has those leather door knobs, and can I say this man is gay? At I mean, d of the b off Day were talking sex parties were talking a sex dungeon. Okay, I mean in his back room he has a big, big picture of this big old black guy and his big old black dick.

00:35:14
Speaker 1: I'll finish it for her.

00:35:15
Speaker 4: Wow.

00:35:16
Speaker 1: So those are the types of people you want. What do you mean you'll finish it for her? What does that mean? Scary?

00:35:21
Speaker 28: No?

00:35:21
Speaker 3: But those So she's trying to describe the typical typical buyer of leather door handles.

00:35:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes with a ballgag.

00:35:31
Speaker 18: Cue again.

00:35:31
Speaker 23: I know I'm behind. I worked twelve hours a day, so sue me. Let's talk about this tip culture. This plumber came to my house to fix some shit, real small, nothing big, to fix it, and he just kept lingering, lingering, And then he told me a story of how somebody was gave him a tip. And I'm just thinking, like, wow, do people really tip plumbers?

00:35:52
Speaker 29: Am I wrong?

00:35:53
Speaker 23: Or should I have tip the plumber? So I'm like, listen, I don't got no money, but I got chips. I work for free too, lay, So I gave him two big ass boxes of chips.

00:35:59
Speaker 6: But am I wrong?

00:36:01
Speaker 3: All Right?

00:36:02
Speaker 1: Nico and Vince, That's that's good. Nico and Vince. By the way, Nico and Vince, I guess one hit wonder do you remember when they when they were promoting the song, the record label gave us all hoodies? Yeah?

00:36:16
Speaker 21: Wrong?

00:36:17
Speaker 4: Am I wrong?

00:36:19
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:36:20
Speaker 3: To answer your question, Nico and Vince, what do you I don't know what will you want to answer her?

00:36:26
Speaker 21: Or no?

00:36:27
Speaker 1: It's that's what she said?

00:36:31
Speaker 6: Uh I?

00:36:33
Speaker 1: I sometimes? Okay, if if somebody comes from the the what do you call it, the gas and electric company, like the power supply people, if they're working for a company like ps C and G or our j C, P and L or whatever your your your big electric services utilities companies, I might give them a tip. But if it's a plumber and it's like it's like it's Joe's plumbing and Joe comes over, Joe's getting one hundred and eighty bucks an hour righting them, you don't need my tip.

00:37:06
Speaker 3: If you own your own business, chances are I'm not going to give you a tip. But if you work for a business and you're just getting a paycheck from that business and you do an you know, a stellar job, then yeah I might. I might throw you throw you a hundie. No, I'm kidding. A twenty a hundie Brody, have you ever tapped someone tips someone a hundred bucks? Have you ever tipped someone a hundred bucks?

00:37:36
Speaker 28: Oh?

00:37:36
Speaker 1: You mean like one person? Yeah?

00:37:41
Speaker 3: Like, what would someone have to do to earn a one dollar tip from David Brody?

00:37:47
Speaker 1: Well, if you would like the band at my wedding, I would probably tip them a lot more than that, but like one hundred bucks myself like a waiter. Yeah no, what, No, I don't rememberud I get that money from?

00:38:00
Speaker 6: Now.

00:38:00
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying what would have to happen? You know how many comic.

00:38:04
Speaker 3: Books I have to return to Bonds and Noble for a profit. What would have to money the circumstance surrounding you doling out one hundred dollars bill? Well, like, okay, so if I threw someone a party, right right, like I've I've thrown birth big birthday parties for relatives like you did.

00:38:24
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the one that you were involved with. Then I would I might give one hundred dollars to the hostess or the the main person, right that I might cause because the bill was like three grand or whatever. You know what I'm I'm making up numbers. Yeah, that and that kind of thing if it's a big job one hundred. But I wouldn't be like, Hey bartender, thanks so hooking me up tonight. Here's a Hundi.

00:38:43
Speaker 3: Hey Verizon wireless guy who just connected my internet. Here's one hundred dollar bill.

00:38:48
Speaker 1: No, that's not you know, oh ups store that I talked about last week, I gave you a box. Here's one hundred dollars for your tip jaw the.

00:38:59
Speaker 23: Time.

00:39:00
Speaker 30: I don't know if you guys know, but the commercial was playing over.

00:39:03
Speaker 8: You guys when y'all was talking at the end of that podcast.

00:39:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, we fixed that.

00:39:08
Speaker 1: We fixed it, So we got to address that here and then we'll address I gotta take a break. Before we take a break, people are saying that even though we fixed it and I checked it on multiple podcast platforms, it's fixed. But if you're still hearing the error, you need to close the app, clear your cash, you know, because you're playing it from memory and it's still playing the old clip. Correct.

00:39:28
Speaker 3: But we fixed it.

00:39:29
Speaker 1: It's fixed.

00:39:30
Speaker 20: Hey, this is MJ from engine A commenting on these seventy six I think I'm behind that's the mistake.

00:39:39
Speaker 7: Listen if it happens.

00:39:41
Speaker 20: Again, that's three times a charm, but still don't go to corporate. You go there a lot, just believe it. Maybe you know hits a rounds for some kind of gifts card or something like that. All right, so I wouldn't go to corporate. I would agree, I agree with scary love you guys bye.

00:39:59
Speaker 1: All right. Well, and it's not a place that go to often. It's a place that went to a couple of times. And I did go to corporate and I got a fifthe I'll give.

00:40:05
Speaker 7: Caick shout out to playing the song game.

00:40:09
Speaker 3: I love it.

00:40:09
Speaker 31: But she didn't realize she did one right here. Listen hello, okay, and Martin Slovag so many.

00:40:18
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's a lot of Lionel Richie. That's great, Martin Solvig.

00:40:23
Speaker 3: There's a reference.

00:40:25
Speaker 1: Oh nice, okay, m J from NJ.

00:40:30
Speaker 20: I think three seventy seven. I would have took the seven hundred thousand dollars about that guy because he didn't lose eight hundred thousand. He put down two thousand, five hundred, so he's a winner. I I would just take the money and run. I know, like the next day they won, and.

00:40:49
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I could have got a million sums.

00:40:51
Speaker 20: But hey, take the money and.

00:40:57
Speaker 1: I finish. Oh, take the money and around. I shouldn't have waited for you. He's still playing. He stuck it in just ahead of m J.

00:41:17
Speaker 31: So Brunie, did you say he would cash out that spurs bet you were talking about early? I don't remember, but something similar. Kevin O'Leary was talking about Jaylen Brunson card that was gonna quadruple in value if the Knicks win, and the guy was like, so, why don't you sell it now because they might lose. You make something off of that, and he was like, no, I'm not going to do that. And you know, he's pretty rich. He knows a lot about money, So I think you should.

00:41:45
Speaker 1: Let it ride like he But he's a he's a multi millionaire. He don't want to lose no skin off his nose. Yeah, Elon Musk would have let it Ride's trillionaire now, yeah, exactly, and scary.

00:41:59
Speaker 3: Remember cars explode, his bockets explode.

00:42:02
Speaker 1: He's joining there.

00:42:04
Speaker 7: And it's scary. Remember you were talking about using autopilot for stocks. Did you ever do that? And if you did, you could probably buy some buster and punch.

00:42:12
Speaker 3: By Now probably all right, let's continue on.

00:42:19
Speaker 1: By the way, that I found another door handle company for you, Finster and Bush. Did you see those guys?

00:42:25
Speaker 15: No?

00:42:26
Speaker 1: Oh, just check them out.

00:42:27
Speaker 3: Fits the baby finst many times I told you not to play it the dirty money.

00:42:33
Speaker 31: All right, don't hit the jingle on me. Mine a less than thirty seconds. And these are song game that I missed here here isn't.

00:42:39
Speaker 3: One because I was running out of the house and because I had big hands had it?

00:42:44
Speaker 7: Okay? Violent fems?

00:42:46
Speaker 1: Oh wait no, but that's not the name of the song. It's blistering.

00:42:51
Speaker 3: So listen, we're playing title song title violent violent fans blister in the sun. All right, we'll give you that one, all right, Yeah, big hands, he's got another one. We'll let him roll because he's he's playing game with us. He's playing games.

00:43:05
Speaker 7: And one more here less one five bucks?

00:43:10
Speaker 23: Am I wrong?

00:43:12
Speaker 7: Yeah? And Vince, No, I just.

00:43:18
Speaker 3: We just made Nico and Vince more famous than they've been in fifteen years.

00:43:21
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

00:43:23
Speaker 3: He caught it too. He's good, you know, Nico and Vince. Tell him what, tell him they're relevant again just this episode of the podcast. Sorry to tell you this, Sorry, I counted wrong, waited a second one hasn't been on with us this podcast yet.

00:43:46
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. One stought him against.

00:43:49
Speaker 3: Don't disrespect jan Valdez like that one. I'm just, I just, I mean this could be the first of five in a row.

00:43:56
Speaker 1: I mean, no, I wouldn't do that. No, he wouldn't do that.

00:44:01
Speaker 29: And so it's broad and scary. Brody, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you don't sway fish at some point in your life.

00:44:10
Speaker 1: Just don't know.

00:44:11
Speaker 29: It used to for everything. Sorry, it's actually really good if you know where it's coming from. It's actually really good fish.

00:44:22
Speaker 1: Give it a try.

00:44:23
Speaker 29: If you know where it's coming from, have a good day.

00:44:27
Speaker 1: What kind of fish are you talking about? Sway fish?

00:44:31
Speaker 3: Sway fish.

00:44:32
Speaker 1: Hey, broke this and.

00:44:36
Speaker 7: Scary.

00:44:36
Speaker 29: I have problems with that story. I think that story is bullshit. Two things I have had friends with your kids. I know how high they can jump. The guy either a really long dick or the guy is really short. Either they lied about what dog it is and what the dog actually did.

00:45:03
Speaker 3: This is the story he told me. I mean, I wouldn't fabricate it, you know what would For what reason would he lie to me?

00:45:11
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:45:12
Speaker 29: And again, this is all based on scientific facts. After you're done consummating, you know, the male penis goes back to its normal size. You know, it shrinksy come placid as you will. Right, and then he went take a shower, so he the dog wouldn't have bitten a hard thing. It would have been soft that it would just be the and last but not least based on sac lines. Right, this guy must have been kneeling down with his dick still hard and then just haunting the Yorky, and then the Yorky would have bitten the guy's dick. That's the only way this story. Otherwise it's just a playing light that they made up just to make a story, just to you know, create our reaction, which is often what you do, scary Jones.

00:46:10
Speaker 1: You want to say something, Okay, I guess, go ahead, trying desperately to speak, I'm sorry for it. First of all, when I said I'm alive, I should have said okay, and this and rufer Wagman and how it's a deep cut. No, all right, pearl jam Continue, Well it's not a live pod alive, not alive, all right? Continue all right? Uh, As far as the penis thing, I had a friend who's his manhood would have been more than low enough standing straight up the man, not the penis for the dog to get to. I mean it was like seriously almost to his knee. So I don't know this guy in the story, but he did. Some men don't need to kneel down for a dog to be able to reach it. And we know how big the dog was. It is a Golden Retriever. Was a Yorki. It was a Yorkie. Oh, I don't know. One is trying to say Yorkies can't jump that high.

00:47:11
Speaker 3: But all right, no, Yorkis can't. But also the guy could have been short, so his penis is starting from a not a height. You have to worry about it. Well, I don't know. I'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt. I don't see why people would just come up with random stories for me.

00:47:25
Speaker 1: Well you get attention.

00:47:27
Speaker 3: Maybe there's that, all right, Charlie pooth Uh, all right, we're gonna leave it right there for now.

00:47:36
Speaker 1: We'll be right, okay, you son up boys podcast.

00:47:42
Speaker 3: All right, this is the final leg.

00:47:47
Speaker 1: That's what my friend's nickname for his penis was.

00:47:49
Speaker 11: Of course, just want you guys to know, I know it's not a sports podcast, but anytime you want to talk about basketball, the Knicks or any esball team, that's totally okay.

00:48:01
Speaker 8: We're all fine with that, and we encourage it than yours.

00:48:06
Speaker 1: She's fine with that.

00:48:08
Speaker 8: What Brody's answer is going to be, I have absolutely no idea. What's Here's th second.

00:48:13
Speaker 11: What moment in your lives have you been the most happiest, like the most happiest you can ever remember being?

00:48:23
Speaker 23: What was that moment?

00:48:24
Speaker 8: What happened?

00:48:27
Speaker 3: I mean, for me, it was the moment the moment I got the job at the radio station. I mean, I dreamt of working in radio and working at the biggest and greatest radio station.

00:48:42
Speaker 1: On earth, and I achieved that. So I mean, maybe that's a lame answer, but I remember being euphoric. Brody, I it's okay, it's it's it's an easy answer for me, but it's difficult because I had four four moments in my life that I that it all could be, you know, So my initial reaction would be my wedding day and then the birth of my children. So I'm gonna say it's a it's a four way tie. But my first I don't want to get myself in trouble, but in no particular order. I'd say all for them. But my wedding day was yeah, it was quite the day. It's quite the day all the family's around. But again, in the birth of my children hard to say, but you know, getting a job at Rado station is also cool.

00:49:33
Speaker 3: Okay, why I've had neither of those events happen in my life.

00:49:36
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I get that. I listen, I got a job at zero one hundred and it was an unbelievable I mean fantastic. But marrying my wife and having my kids was you know, uh, for me, an unsurpassable.

00:49:54
Speaker 4: Okay.

00:49:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:49:55
Speaker 11: The reason I asked this is because after the next one dundant, I realized I've never experienced true happiness.

00:50:06
Speaker 8: And how I know I haven't done that.

00:50:09
Speaker 11: When I saw all the videos of people setting things on fire and smashing stuff, I was like, wow, I.

00:50:16
Speaker 8: Have never been so happy that. I was like, you know, let me set this car on file. Never have I felt fearage to do that.

00:50:24
Speaker 3: No, and I don't understand the psychology on why people did what they did.

00:50:28
Speaker 1: Well, don't be so hard scary. At my wedding, I flipped the car and burned it. Did you no flip a hot dog cart?

00:50:36
Speaker 4: Yeah?

00:50:37
Speaker 1: That was some bad behavior.

00:50:38
Speaker 3: All right, let's continue on. We'll comment more on that.

00:50:41
Speaker 32: On the Brooklyn Boys, I have thanks to the heads up about the travelink Brodie. However, Google Maps has had that feature for about five years or so at this point, so thanks habit late on that discovery.

00:50:59
Speaker 1: Love you, Brody.

00:51:02
Speaker 3: I was just sharing it.

00:51:04
Speaker 23: You know what.

00:51:05
Speaker 1: I never used Google Maps while looking for a gas station, so I love that you guys knew that.

00:51:10
Speaker 33: Brooklyn Boys, the Kings from Kings step from Queen's again second talk back. Ever, forgot to say last time, been listening for about a year. Just started pushing the button here recently. Brody three seventy eight. You can't put Scary in time out for saying it's given closet. That's how the young folk talk. You dated yourself there, Brody, you leave Scary alone? Is keeping himself useful? I mean I usually am on Brody's side on things, but at this time, Brody is wrong.

00:51:38
Speaker 1: Wrong, Like how I like everybody's like Brody is wrong. Queen's coming in hot now for me, listen, Scary, It's all about being young. I just feel like you've crossed the line when you leave out the word vibe like you can't. There's some lingo you can't. It just makes you sound older.

00:51:58
Speaker 3: Okay, not scary, but I don't know, like if you're trying to hard to use the I think that's that one's brody.

00:52:04
Speaker 1: You're giving unk. Okay, you know what, I don't think you should. I think I think you come off sounding older by saying it.

00:52:11
Speaker 33: No cap oh Stephen Queens again. And about those leather door handles here, I'll save you a ton of money. Buy a bunch of condoms that wrap the door handles, look the same intended effect for about exponential fracture of the cost.

00:52:25
Speaker 1: Thanks, you saved a few dollars.

00:52:27
Speaker 33: Some Trojans and door handles by the bang leather feelings.

00:52:31
Speaker 1: Tell your designer that beautiful.

00:52:33
Speaker 3: Hey scaring another.

00:52:34
Speaker 1: Company for you? Uh love from the Queens. Yeah, what's the door handle company for you? What what you got there? It's Douche and Bag. They make leather door handles.

00:52:45
Speaker 28: Feeling Brooklyn Boys is deep from but you already know that anyway, some grad Judd relations.

00:52:53
Speaker 21: To all you nick fans out there, I'm not a diehard Nick fan, But I was pulling for y'all through this one. It was amazing to watch us see. I feel like I was a part of history, even though I'm sitting on my couch the whole time.

00:53:04
Speaker 1: Anyway, scary, Uh, correct me if I'm wrong.

00:53:07
Speaker 21: But I got a memory of you saying that New York fans are nothing like Philly fans that wouldn't never burn their own city down for celebration.

00:53:14
Speaker 26: Yeah.

00:53:14
Speaker 3: I have thoughts on that, and I did say that on the Big Show, and I still have. Yeah, I'll defend myself. Oh, don't you worry?

00:53:22
Speaker 1: And and what did we did? We burn down the city?

00:53:25
Speaker 21: No?

00:53:25
Speaker 3: No, one cab got smashed, one school bus and a school bus, right, we didn't do anything.

00:53:35
Speaker 1: We another defense, and we have New York's defense. There's fifteen million people in Q.

00:53:40
Speaker 3: Thank you, David Brody. David Brody, three people. Let's get Gandhi on the phone.

00:53:44
Speaker 1: Brody and I.

00:53:45
Speaker 3: Gandhi and I were yelling about this, debating each other off the air. There's eight million people that lived New York City. In New York City, there's in the five Borrows. There's one point six million people that live in Philly. Okay, in the city, so per million people in fifteen twenty one million in the metro Philly seven to Philly six million in the metro. So we were very well behaved considering boo. Yeah, all right, I'll go I'll deeper dive into this later on. But yeah, I got people coming at me on the Big Show from all angles.

00:54:26
Speaker 1: Fuck you.

00:54:26
Speaker 3: We were overall well behaved. And those weren't real Knick fans that were doing that. Those were opportunist assholes.

00:54:33
Speaker 1: And again, you know what, the Knicks fans would beat up the Spurs fans. Animals go to jail. But again, small percentage we did. We didn't climb light poles. Yeah we're down pole exactly we were. We did.

00:54:46
Speaker 3: We did hang from a few traffic lights, which I found impressive. But again we'll get into that on the road. Sorry, I already blew my wad right there. But yeah, thank you Rody for commenting for saying what was the obvious. Yes, the New Yorkers and social media this week, of course, but for some ever, for someone.

00:55:09
Speaker 21: Who doesn't live anywhere.

00:55:11
Speaker 28: Near New York, I woke up after the game opened any social media, and we just thought to myself. Damn, that would have been awesome, because I've just seen a school bus on fire, or car on fire, trash cans on fire, a person on fire. It may have not been a person, may have been a mannequin. Anyway, I'm gonna just choose not to think about that one.

00:55:33
Speaker 34: No more vide Brooklyn Boys, T weight Well we.

00:55:36
Speaker 3: Get cut off anyway, all right, he made his point, all right, T.

00:55:40
Speaker 34: White your turn, Brooklyn Boys, T Wait, Scary, I gotta ask, does Loreena get like a kickback for like how much they spend or is there like an office wide like pool of guess how much I'm gonna get, Scary to spend.

00:55:57
Speaker 3: A low and slow or blow and dow or whatever the door.

00:56:00
Speaker 34: Handle thinging, I never even heard of leather door handles, Like at this point, she's just going crazy. She's just trying to She's just trying to squeeze you for everything that she could get so she could tell her coworkers how much you have spent.

00:56:11
Speaker 3: Well, she actually gets to be twenty five percent discount on a lot of stuff because she is a designer and she has accounts with these places as a designer, so she's got so she's got clout in that world, so she helps save me money.

00:56:25
Speaker 1: But now, didn't didn't she get you?

00:56:27
Speaker 3: Didn't she get you?

00:56:27
Speaker 1: Rugs from a kickback and scam?

00:56:32
Speaker 34: Can you double check that she's not not wearing a headset, that it's not like the Impractical Jokers and her managers.

00:56:39
Speaker 4: In the back.

00:56:39
Speaker 34: Like, all right, now, let's tell him that he can get leather door handles to go along with his buster and punch light switches, and let's see how he reacts.

00:56:50
Speaker 1: I love your tea White. He's got to figure it out.

00:56:53
Speaker 4: Yeah he does.

00:56:55
Speaker 34: Okay, Okay, Lorena. Now now you're gonna tell Scary to get some trees for his house and some plants. We know he doesn't water anything, so sell him that there's self watering plants and then when they do die, they'll come back to you because he won't know what they are, and he'll spend even more money with you to get more of the self watering plants. This is amazing.

00:57:19
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, tell him, tell him, tell him you've made your point.

00:57:24
Speaker 3: Appreciate you. Thanks, We'll see you next week.

00:57:27
Speaker 4: Okay.

00:57:28
Speaker 33: Kings from King Steve from Queen's Again.

00:57:31
Speaker 1: Third talkbacks. End of the episode, three seventy eight. That's a great idea.

00:57:36
Speaker 33: I think you guys should start putting your podcasts up on YouTube. I watched the fifteen minute Morning Show, all the old stuff from during pandemic. It'd be great to see the video portion of you guys talking and your reactions to how come we don't stream record the zoom room question.

00:57:51
Speaker 1: That would be great to see more content, like a video side of it. I dISTAR to.

00:57:54
Speaker 3: David answer that one. Yeah, David doesn't want to do it. Yeah, right, know, fuck yourself. I've been begging for three years to do a video version of this podcast. Brody doesn't want to be seen on camera for some reason. Yea, I never said that we don't have You and I don't edit video. We talked about this, we've had We've had two years. Neither one of us is bother toler had to edit video. We don't edit because we're live, so we don't need to edit.

00:58:21
Speaker 18: Time.

00:58:22
Speaker 1: But every time your phone rings, we have to stop for a second while you take a phone call, which is so busy. I gotta close some deals.

00:58:28
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, let's hire a producer slices who wants to work for the Brooklyn Boys podcast unlikely already got a guy.

00:58:35
Speaker 1: My boy is gonna do it if we gotta, let's talk later.

00:58:38
Speaker 4: All right?

00:58:38
Speaker 1: Moving on?

00:58:40
Speaker 30: Hey, body is here? Kelly from One Island here on episode three seventy eight, where it's Gary disgusting how Histerians desire don't want to spend two hundred and fifty dollars on handles like little accents for your new condo. I think every time she speaks to you about certain things like this, you should bring out You're a scam Bony jingle and play it to her, because she is scamming you, and I think she's getting commission for any little thing she's asking.

00:59:08
Speaker 3: Well, this is the second person with the conspiracy theory that Lorraine is on the take.

00:59:13
Speaker 1: Oh Scary, look at he stole knobs from Bony and scam.

00:59:18
Speaker 35: Hey, it's Byron from Ohio.

00:59:21
Speaker 17: Hey.

00:59:21
Speaker 35: I'm just wondering if a Scary's decorator's name is Loraina Bobby, because I know lorraina Bobbit got famous years ago for cutting her husband's dick off. Didn't don't sound like she's trying to maybe do the same thing to Scary by making him buy leather fucking door handles. At what point do you tell her to go find a different job scary? Maybe tell her to come back in twenty years when you move into.

00:59:48
Speaker 1: It, she'll like fire her?

00:59:50
Speaker 23: Is that what?

00:59:51
Speaker 1: That's the consensus here? They want her out?

00:59:56
Speaker 11: Oh, if you like to have a limited edition one of a kind Brody Nick's jersey that may say you look at tent, but can be framed once he autographs it.

01:00:13
Speaker 8: He's also willing to sell.

01:00:15
Speaker 1: Okay, where did that come from? Like like a tent? It's not that big? What are you talking about? It's big on me. I can't wear it anymore because they wandered the wrong it's big.

01:00:27
Speaker 8: You say the word.

01:00:29
Speaker 11: Katie from Consumer Affairs, drop the phone number, Brody.

01:00:33
Speaker 8: I'll call every day. I'll keep probably as as ten different people.

01:00:40
Speaker 1: We're all getting on this telling you if Chad from if Chad from Omaha calls, then I might have a shot by the way.

01:00:48
Speaker 4: A while. Hold on with that.

01:00:49
Speaker 1: Any know who else isn't called?

01:00:51
Speaker 28: Uh?

01:00:51
Speaker 1: Donny from CT is not called? What's going on there? Dunny going on?

01:00:56
Speaker 11: Reggie here? Part time Amazon delivery driver? Want something even more annoying? The same person on the help that you call to try to help you with a missing package. Is the exact same person who I have to call for help when I'm unable to deliver something during a route. It's literally going to the same set of operators who are answering.

01:01:19
Speaker 8: None of them know anything. It's awful.

01:01:22
Speaker 11: It's they're all reading from a script, so they're only as good as the computer. And I have actually, on more than one occasion, had one of them say to me, I don't know how.

01:01:36
Speaker 8: To answer that. Can you hang up and call back so that somebody else answers? Are you freaking kidding me? I did pass me to somebody else? Then I don't have the capability of doing that, Oh my god. And yet no, I'm bit at accents. I don't know who that was.

01:01:53
Speaker 1: Thank you, scary.

01:01:58
Speaker 11: You don't have clusters of three plants for Brody to jerk off into and a leather handle to seal the deal.

01:02:06
Speaker 3: He's not kind over thank you, Reggie.

01:02:10
Speaker 1: Not exactly what I said, But what did that mean? I don't know, Skuyler. I have no clue the last nothing the word even for no reason. She's trying to get me upset.

01:02:23
Speaker 36: Good evening, Gary. I just want to comment on the Italy Jersey. Good on you that you bought in Italy Jersey. I love it, but it is a sore spot for me that they didn't make it three times in a row.

01:02:38
Speaker 1: Three times around. In my opinion, the reason for.

01:02:40
Speaker 36: It is because Italy has one of the best leagues in the world. Yep, most of our great players are in Italian anymore that they come to Italy, they they learn our ways and then they go home and.

01:02:51
Speaker 1: Fight for them.

01:02:53
Speaker 4: And I have to disagree with you that you're on the.

01:02:57
Speaker 36: Nick's being more popular than the World Cup. I mean maybe for the moment, but the World Cup is watched by over a billion people worldwide, and there is plenty of people here that love World Cup. It's just it's starting.

01:03:15
Speaker 4: Off right now. That that's all it is.

01:03:16
Speaker 1: Exactly if USA makes it, that's what it's going to make the difference.

01:03:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me clarify. I was in the moment and in the and for this week obviously, now that the Knicks have won it. This week and up until Thursday when they have their parade in the Canyon of Heroes, it's about the Knicks. And these are the beginning rounds of the World Cup. So so the knicks and then and basketball will dominate the headlines. We will slowly move toward more interesting and exciting World Cup action, and I think more people will be jumping on as as the month goes on and as we get closer to the finals.

01:03:55
Speaker 1: For that so, I think it's natural.

01:03:58
Speaker 3: As for the it'll Itallly not make it three years in a row, I mean three times in a row. I guess it's because they are the it's done by region, and they're in the strongest most competitive region Europe for soccer. But yet South America, those teams are getting in, you know, fairly easily. That's why you got some of these other countries in there, and Italy's not in. It is because it's done by region and the right the league that the Italians compete in, your competing against Germany, France.

01:04:35
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, yes, Brody, yes, I'm gonna read this right from the Internet. Italy failed to qualify for the World Cup after a disastrous penalty shootout loss to Bosnia and Herzegovia Herzegovina. The shock defeat extended an unprecedented slump for the four time champions, marking their third consecutive failure to reach the tournament, they lost to the powerhouse Bosnia and her is the Govina not part of Europe? Yeah, I mean it's it's it's eastern Europe, but not part of Europe you're talking about. But still it's still regional.

01:05:10
Speaker 3: And still you know, the African teams for Africa or you know, they're they're in a different you know, they have a different standard.

01:05:21
Speaker 1: They finished second in their qualifying group behind Norway. Italy entered the knockout playoffs despite taking an europe Yeah, so I understand. I'm just saying, you know, Cambodia, vag South Africa. I think, hold on, it is it's regional, Brody, do teams qualify for the world. Why don't you believe I'm trying to learn learn learn off the air. Look, okay, we're gonna we're gonna wrap this one up. That's the end of the podcast. We're done.

01:05:52
Speaker 4: It's over that.

01:05:53
Speaker 1: That's that's all the talkbacks we have gonna Okay, ready is gonna educate himself.

01:05:58
Speaker 3: Teams are placed into groups and scared can go fuck himself.

01:06:00
Speaker 1: Says it right there.

01:06:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, brodiep keep educating yourself, you prick.

01:06:05
Speaker 1: Admit you're wrong. Brody is wrong. You just won't admit that Italy Scary is right. Brody is wrong. Slight reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby,