June 10, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #377
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #377 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, Baby Beyond.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episodes three seventy seven and Beyond. WHOA, we're cooking, David Brody, We are cooking. We are cooking, Scary Jones. And by the way, you said the word beyond, which always reminds me of not only bed, bath and beyond, but from to infinity and beyond, to.
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Speaker 4: Infinity and beyond.
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Speaker 3: There's a new Toy Story movie coming out, yep number five.
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Speaker 4: I'm sure you haven't seen Toy Story five.
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Speaker 3: No, none of them, but I do know number five is coming out. But number five came out number one, number one. The first Just Toy Story came out nineteen ninety five at the end of the year, I believe. And I remember going to see it the week it came out and thinking, oh my god, they've reinvented cartoons with Pixar.
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Speaker 4: Number five alive. Oh sorry, that was a different movie. It's a long time. I just realized ninety five is a long time.
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Speaker 3: Well, I do know that that film features a new Taylor Swift song, which we played on the radio. So Taylor Swift has new music. That's not on her album, but conveniently on the soundtrack, So you just got to make another a lyric away.
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Speaker 4: A little extra. I wonder if she wrote it specifically for the movie or she was like, oh, this might work.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know anyway, far Oh, this is not the Brooklyn Boys, although it's sounding like it real here from the beginning. This is the show about the show. This is the reviews of the show, the ones from the past. So basically, if you're listening to this, you're listening to other people's reviews and voicemails and talkbacks.
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Speaker 4: So thank you so much.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, if you want to get in on the action for next time, make sure you listen to the iHeart radio app and click on the microphone, and that's who you get to participate in.
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Speaker 4: What you're about to hear. I have one less question.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, now that Taylor Swift, and I don't know if she's done it before, you don't need to tweet me or voice I'm sure she maybe she has. But now that Taylor Swift has a song in a Disney movie, does she get permanent free access to the Disney parks. Probably? I think that's why she might have done it. I mean, she doesn't need the money. This is the saving though. We can discuss further on the Brooklyn Boys, but remember that this is not the Brooklyn Boys. All right, let's this is this is the Slice time. Let's give it back to the Slices. Thank you so much for your participation. This is your show. This is your show. It's not our show. I was at the story the other day and I had a problem. Always be proty once again, this is their show, not our show.
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Speaker 4: We're just here. Yeah, we are spectators, past people.
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Speaker 3: They're here to comment on what we talked about, and then we comment on what they comment exactly. Now let's sit back, relaxing and I'm enjoy the show. Figure out now you have some popcorn for me?
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Speaker 4: Just one question. But I'm on a plane, son of a B.
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Speaker 5: And Skylet from New Jersey.
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Speaker 6: We had three special Olympics basketball teams that practice in Westwoods and they play games in Clifton, and this is in New Jersey by the way, for everybody who doesn't know, we're trying to put a fourth one together and we would like to together in fight. Jamie from Queens to join as an athlete, and anyone else out there with special needs. If you're looking to play basketball, we love to have you.
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Speaker 5: Just contact me. I'm on the Brooklyn Boys page. Don't worry.
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Speaker 6: You can find me there.
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Speaker 3: Okay, there shots fired yet, not do that right up front, let's let's not let's not do okay's a movie. Well, I'm sorry that that that just came out of left field. I didn't realize that was happening.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Brooklyn Boys is Alex from Texas commented on episode three seventy five. Up Brody returned them books. Yeah, I mean, it's not bad if you think about it, but don't say no harm, no foul. They lost twelve bucks or whatever the difference was in that transactions, so technically it was it was harm for them to take back your books because you only paid twenty eight. So they lost money that even though they were.
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Speaker 3: There's a man with a lot of sun see no, no, okay, so had they had had they been selling them for twenty eight, right?
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Speaker 4: But I wanted the old price.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 3: Let's say, let's say I paid forty two, right, and now the price is twenty six, and I huffed and puffed and made up blue how I paid yep, And they gave me forty two and they're only going to sell them to twenty six. That's a loss. That's a loss. What they did was they bought the books from me, and they're gonna sell them for the same price. Now, what they're not gonna do ultimately is make a profit, because had they bought those books from the factory, they would have gotten them fu less than what they gave me.
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Speaker 4: So that part I understand. Yeah, it's a minor.
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Speaker 8: Scary body from the box over there calling about episode three seventy seven, the chunky bar and Scary said, and I think body said, you can get them online, and then they say where are they now? Blah blah blah, and Scary said, you can get him on your computers.
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Speaker 4: Go on your computer.
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Speaker 8: But really does anyone go on their computer these days to buy something like that? But then just use a computer in your hand over there, yourself a shisel. You cant wal over there, Walmart, CBS, it's in the canty.
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Speaker 3: Is you may just go online in order it. Nobody says go on your computer in order.
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Speaker 4: Okay, oh, okay, I understand, it's a technicality. It's a technical Listen, old.
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Speaker 9: Dame, hey guy, this is another from Michigan.
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Speaker 10: I like what you're Chinese?
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Speaker 3: This is the uh you shave your bush contest in different in different accents. Yeah, yeah, you shave your bush, not in different Yeah, well different inflection.
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Speaker 11: Out from green to here. Brodie me sorry about the woman he called Angelica with the heavy box that she didn't want to carry to the other register. Proves that common sense isn't so common. Most stores have shopping carts or those baskets with wheels on them and the long handles. Common sense would be if she went over to get the item, realized it was heavy and she didn't want to carry it, so she got a cart or the wheelie basket and put it in so she could just wheel it around. The story that Angelica woman reminds me of women I hear sometimes while waiting in line at Tjmax. They'll be grumbling to themselves about how they're gonna be late and oh, the line's taking too long, and then they start yelling at the cashiers to open up more registers because moving too slow and blah blah blah, and they're grumbling that they're going to be late picking up their kids from school. Well, why are they in the store shopping with a shopping heart full of stuff. If they know they have to get their kids by a certain time.
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Speaker 4: That's a great point. Why do they do that. I don't know that they don't think ahead.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, in regards to story, well, I'll mention this again on the Brooklyn Boys next episode. I was in Staples again today and I'm going to post a picture of my view from the Amazon return desk so you can see what I described in the last episode of Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 12: Hi, Brody and Scary. Scary and Brody, this is Teresa from Viera Beach, Florida. I just wanted to let you know, and you're probably going to get other messages about this.
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Speaker 4: We already know.
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Speaker 12: At one hour and twenty three minutes and twenty two seconds of the latest Brooklyn Boys podcast, Scary's Orderly Med's commercials started playing over your conversation about Amazon.
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Speaker 3: And as of this taping right now, what's today today is June eighth. Uh here at six o'clock PM as we're recording this uh that has now been corrected, has now been fixed, so we encourage you to go please enjoy the last five minutes of Brooklyn Boys episode, but three seventy seven without the Orderly Meds commercial overlay thing. Okay, so two things. Shout out to my realtor, Andrew, who was the one who alerted us to the problem.
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Speaker 4: I love how it took a week for us to find out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, multiple, multiple, multiple thousands and thousands and thousands of thousand people let it happen and didn't really contact us. By the way, that's not something that you would leave a talk back over. That's something you would try and d m us or email or text us immediately over. However, you can get in contact. Don't wait first to check these voice emails, don't we Man? But why why save it for this? You know it's right, you know, but I appreciating it. So I think Scary deliberately did this. Yeah, so we'd have to talk about his sponsor Orderly Meds orally Meds.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, ge sponsor sponsor.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I think he deliberately messed up so people would all go, hey, I just heard your spot.
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Speaker 4: You think that was a plan. I think it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Rody putting on a tinfoil hat with the conspiracy theory, it's like crap, and you're usually a little more on point when it comes to technology.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, the old man uploaded it by mistake.
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Speaker 3: Shut up, Dick, I hear you had some funky noodles in the free it's scary.
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Speaker 4: Maybe should have called Marky Mark. Sure, the funky bunch would have liked some funky noodles.
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Speaker 1: Maybe even take it down to funky Town.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Anonymous or tone Loke would have liked.
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Speaker 3: You were a little worried about the funky stuff on those news A little scary.
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Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe you should have tried calling Cool in the gang.
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Speaker 4: Cool in the gang, funky, funky, fun funky. Let's see if he does funky called the boy.
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Speaker 15: See here with no motherfucking background noise on this wonderful Friday. And anyway, I'm a gambling man, I will I'll say that in the heartbeat I would love to win one point five million, But to be completely honest with after taxes, you're only looking at like seven hundred and fifty thousand, maybe seven hundred and forty five thousand somewhere in there.
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Speaker 4: Possibly maybe I don't know, never won that much money.
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Speaker 15: So therefore, if the guy's offering me seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars cash, I'm out of there, because I don't think that I would have took the half million dollar offer, just because even if I won with the one point five, you were still made more after the taxes. But if the guy is offering me like a check or something, then it ain't worth it because you're gonna have to pay taxes on one hundred and seventy five, I mean seven hundred and fifty thousand instead of one point five million. You're gonna lose money. So I would I would have to. It would have to be if.
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Speaker 3: It was cash, all right, tax free when it's cash.
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Speaker 16: Brooklyn boys, the Kings from Kings, that's a Steve from Queens one to eleven on three seventy seven. So our eleven minutes in Yeah, up, all of a sudden scary is GLP one. It just starts rolling right over you guys there of the audio when you guys are talking about the Amazon trade in thing. Four voices in my head now said it just one love what you guys do. Appreciate you guys, Stay safe.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Steve.
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna hear this orderly meds snafu over and over again. Here Liam here with microwaves.
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Speaker 17: Taking an EMF reader thirty feet from your location, thirty feet.
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Speaker 10: From your food and plate and in your body.
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Speaker 17: Now, yeah, it's a sign about the government to kill you, like the way it's are an after market shit that just give totem asses. Basically, Liam again, so I worked at market a strict our. Food is out for four days when we mark it down it right, thought. The thing is distribution to their right to that building. So you're looking at a week. So now now you're eating something.
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Speaker 14: That's two weeks old.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically that's it that we know.
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Speaker 4: That's all that part. I agree with leam here.
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Speaker 17: So yeah, with pizza, it's gotta be Sicilian, okay, the best, and it's gotta beat New York style thin slaves creasy.
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Speaker 4: We agree, that's that's the whole. I don't like creasy either.
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Speaker 3: Work both have flavored ooh flavor.
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Speaker 18: Brooklyn boys all from Jersey. Really you throw all food scary because check Cip told you do. Checkiep is All sorts are wrong all the fucking time.
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Speaker 10: Why you throw all food?
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Speaker 5: The dumble women find the fucking rice women find hell you.
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Speaker 10: Said it was noodles. Noodles wo' have been fine too?
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Speaker 19: What the fuck.
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Speaker 18: You know what, I'm gonna tell your check cept to tell you to get me money, because that way you'll lose more weight and you'll be cooler and you'll get to go to cargo and beach.
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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you so much.
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Speaker 3: Now, first of all, appreciate the enthusiasm and passion. It was seven day right, Oh, not right? Seven day old noodles. That's a long time.
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Speaker 4: Eh.
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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know threw out my rice because of you. Well that you should, but these were noodles. But even so, seven days a lot.
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Speaker 4: That's a lot.
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Speaker 17: Liam again, Oh, I don't want to hear hskins. Sports is under entertainments, which means that they can do what they want and trade and do whatever they need to. It's just entertainment, just like the WWE. So let's stop with his talk. Hard listening to it, all right, guys, he's fucking around.
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Speaker 3: It's five. That's five in a row from Liam. Where's that jingle?
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Speaker 4: Brody?
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Speaker 3: Hold on?
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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on? What did he say that at the beginning?
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Speaker 3: I don't even know.
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Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Where's the jingle?
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Speaker 2: I was talking back?
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Speaker 13: Number four?
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Speaker 10: Five?
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Speaker 4: If you do not get anymore.
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Speaker 20: Number five is.
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Speaker 4: On the cutting room floor. We time to be shut on the four. Sorry about that.
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Speaker 3: Got have that at the ready, Brodie, Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be.
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Speaker 10: Right back.
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Speaker 3: Once again. Please don't leave more than three or four jingles, I'm sorry, three or four talkbacks. Otherwise you're gonna be hit with the jingle upside your face saying that baseball is fake like wrestling. I miss something there all right. By the way, the government that invented my lives in the nineteen forties is long gone.
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Speaker 17: Oh okay, God, hey guys, I'm a new listener founder on Elvis Durant podcast.
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Speaker 4: Uh, networking whatever.
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Speaker 10: Nice.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm taking the seven hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 3: I would have taken the five hundred thousand dollars and not even looked at the game anymore.
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Speaker 4: I would have turned off.
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Speaker 17: All news, all feeds, and h five hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 4: I'm sitting pretty for a little while.
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Speaker 3: Fair enough, okay, But okay, I get that. But if you found out later that you look, you gave up another million dollars, are you okay at the five hundred thousand? I'm sure because whatever you to buy a house and a car and then you're done.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Whatever. He doesn't know, it doesn't hurt him. He's happy.
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Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna know because one of your boys is gonna be like, oh, i'd you win the money?
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Speaker 21: Well?
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Speaker 3: I took a I had a thing, but I gave it off, Like really, because you could have won a million?
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Speaker 8: Five Steve from the box over there there, scary body, what's going on calling about Dion's are matches that he returned?
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Speaker 14: Now?
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Speaker 8: I'm no expert, However, I do believe that they cannot restock use their mattress or any mattress of that.
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Speaker 5: I hope not oh sort to be restocked.
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Speaker 8: I think I have discarded, but I could be wrong, and that's why.
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Speaker 10: I'm singing this song.
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Speaker 5: Fucking Steve over there, jop Al, all.
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Speaker 3: Right, I don't rocking Steve slamming you boys.
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Speaker 22: I'm gonna hear scary saying.
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Speaker 10: Through the very nightmares.
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Speaker 15: Oh my god, that was.
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Speaker 22: You are hilarious.
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Speaker 18: I crack me up.
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Speaker 22: This is Corey from Wisconsin, also d from NC. I am also in a worlding shop, although mine is much quieter than yours. Is what are you doing?
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Speaker 18: Man?
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Speaker 22: Oh my gosh, I hate Facebook too. I swear it's just a bunch of old people complaining about everything because they got nothing better to do than to comment mean things. And I'm on a local community group and there's some shit about a white Audie the sky Curtly drives like a jackass, So any time there's a situation.
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Speaker 4: Always in a white Audie.
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Speaker 22: And then there was something about loofahs and this color loofah for that, and it's just oh, everybody's It's like, can we just stop talking? And everybody drives like crap.
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Speaker 16: We all know.
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Speaker 22: I would like to go on the community page and find out when you know, the local cheese guys come in, or the sourd o baker.
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Speaker 6: Or you know, I want to all about the brewery.
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Speaker 22: In town because I had the old belly up at the bar. That's what I do here.
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Speaker 16: So just, oh my.
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Speaker 22: Gosh, people on Facebook is just stupid. I don't know how you do it, Brodie, maybe because you're the only one with common sense.
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Speaker 4: She is hilarious. I like her, and I love the accent. The accent says Audi.
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Speaker 3: Actually got me Audie and then hours or hey, you don't.
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Speaker 4: She's terrific.
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Speaker 3: She's giggling while she's talking. She's like having horrific a good time. That nah, not nah, gonna have a good time.
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Speaker 5: No, I love that song. You know what, you could play it.
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Speaker 6: You could play it when coming back from commercial speaking of which like a joint.
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Speaker 5: You know what's weird? So sometimes you know how you say, like everybody.
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Speaker 6: Has a different set of commercials depending on like where they are or when they're.
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Speaker 10: Listening to it.
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Speaker 6: Ye, yes, it's not a break for me, Like it's you're just you're like okay and we're about like you're just still.
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Speaker 5: Talking, like I didn't get the commercial. But then some days if I listened to the same episode.
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Speaker 6: Another day, Yeah, the commercials on there, Oh my god, it's so weird.
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Speaker 3: Whenever it goes from a jingle telling you we'll be right back to where back That means that is unsold inventory.
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Speaker 4: That's a place for your ad.
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Speaker 3: That means they they we went to commercials if there were any to be had, but they it looks like a crackpot sales team. Uh didn't sell that airtime. So that means that space is empty and waiting for you. You you to get in on. You've got a business, you can advertise on the Brooklyn Boys podcast called Premiere Radio and ask for somebody in sales.
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Speaker 4: That's right, thank you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, scary, you're absolutely right. So there are two fan groups on Facebook. There's the pansy one where everything is censored. If you say something slightly offensive.
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Speaker 5: It's not put up. And then there's the good one uncensored, so the.
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Speaker 4: One for snowflakes, and then the good one.
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Speaker 6: The polite, the uncensored one. Every single time the morning show goes on vacation, someone posts and complaints.
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Speaker 5: They're on another vacation. Now, this would never be allowed in the censor group because in the answered group post was to respect vacations and we're not allowed to talk about it. But in the uncensored you will complain. And I think what's happening.
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Speaker 6: Is I don't think anybody's reading anything. I think they're just posting, complaining, and no one bothers to read to see that's been said. Oh she continues like, okay, I don't need to hear it again.
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Speaker 5: But again, I don't think anybody reads it.
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Speaker 6: I think they just they turn the radio, they hear replay, they come on, they post I can't play the vacations again. Then they don't go on again, and then your vacation, a different person goes and does.
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Speaker 5: It like yo, get over a read. I'm like this, vacations, you guys are annoying.
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Speaker 3: My defense, I've cut down a lot complaining about how many vacations they've had in that chat.
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Speaker 4: Vacations.
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Speaker 3: I love how there's there's the the this main a main fandom group, and then there's the so there's a censored fandard and the and the uncensored fan group. This is fascinating his variety, right, and then everybody loves us. There's a Reddit group too, apparently there.
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Speaker 4: From Brooklyn by the way.
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Speaker 3: As I as I get ready for my next vacation, which will be for two weeks, wait till the two weeks straight vacation happened Summer one. That's the summer one. Yeah, keeps blowing in.
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Speaker 4: That'll be at the end of June into July. Just a fourth warning. That was That was my That was my second favorite.
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Speaker 3: Maybe the complaining group would like to get a jumpstart on the complaining. That'll be week of June twenty seventh and week of July sixth. Back when I was on, when I was in Radio. Yeah, the June July back to back vacation was my second favorite. The Christmas one was my favorite. The two and a half weeks end of the year was my favorite.
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Speaker 23: Vinny from Brooklyn completely agree with you on Joe's Pizza squaes a phenomenal ten times.
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Speaker 4: Better than their regular and the regular.
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Speaker 23: But the only place that may beat that in New York City, for Squez is Da Vinci's. That's not even get Tell and Bees because I don't even like Ellen be. I do agree with you on on Joe's. Da Vinci's is awesome, But Joe's Pizza the night time Pizza Man because they were open till like two or four in the morning. Nighttime pizza Man makes a better square than the daytime.
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Speaker 3: Oh really, Look he's got it down to it to the minute. There's not There's not a lot of things better than eleven thirty midnight, one o'clock in the.
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Speaker 4: Morning, Joe's Slice. Oh my god, preach, preach, David Brody everything.
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Speaker 23: Every guy's California, Yes, Avia Bush and New York. I was going to say the same thing as Brody, and then he said it before I could hit the button.
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Speaker 13: But it's you.
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Speaker 23: Shade your fucking bush.
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Speaker 10: You have to.
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Speaker 6: Did anybody else hear Brody's rant about the Amazon return. Yes, plus scary doing a g l P one advertisement over each other like at the same time.
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Speaker 5: Because I listened to it and then I closed the app, I turned it down, opened it.
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Speaker 6: Back up, went back to the episode, same thing, heard it again.
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Speaker 4: Just be here talking about it today. Thank you so much, ch Chain.
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Speaker 5: That was scary and.
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Speaker 6: Endorsement over Brodie's brand not cool.
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Speaker 4: It's been since the correcting.
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Speaker 13: It's been.
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Speaker 3: One week from the Bare Naked Ladies. Uh, but we we Gucci. Now go listen to it.
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Speaker 24: Yeah, heyby boys, it's from Brooklyn. Where the fuck is Monachem? By the way, manahem Hello.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So.
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Speaker 24: I have to tell you something funny that happened. I had an office meeting the other day at work. I was in a bad mood. I wasn't having it. Anyways, he goes, we need to start a blank page. So I was so irritated from whatever the hell was going on with the day, the work day. But you guys, it's you guys have ruined me.
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Speaker 10: It's so funny.
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Speaker 24: I was like, Okay, Natasha Beddingfield and she was cracking myself up because now every time I hear something, I'm like correlating it.
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Speaker 14: With a song.
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Speaker 24: Yes, the reason why I was talking about being in a bad mood. This is my third talk back, so I'm going to shut up. But and scary, don't say no, she doesn't because I'm not leaving another talk back after this.
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Speaker 3: She doesn't.
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Speaker 24: But yeah, it's like when you when you haven't been at work for a few weeks and then you go back.
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Speaker 10: It's really hard.
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Speaker 24: It's uh, it was nice just drinking coffee and just scratching my ass on my couch all day long for days and days and days like a cat.
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Speaker 4: I got a visual.
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Speaker 3: Yes, And and she's right. She did not leave under the talk back. She's respecting the rules, the rules of three or four or or.
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Speaker 4: Four Boys podcast.
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Speaker 25: We will be right back.
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Speaker 3: I'm continuing along. Oh well, this is already the next day, ten in the morning.
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Speaker 10: Hey, yes, Trucker set you up here too on slash Time. You guys are sleeping on slash Time listening this.
00:25:33
Speaker 2: One, moding on and on and on.
00:25:36
Speaker 10: Okay, journey.
00:25:40
Speaker 4: On and on and on. Ah, we missed that. We didn't miss it. How he plays it.
00:25:49
Speaker 13: He's wrong, he's wrong, he's wrong.
00:25:54
Speaker 4: I love how everything follows with the song to the theme Brody is wrong, Yeah, very impressive, bro up on?
00:26:00
Speaker 14: Who hold this? And it's always sporty scared surprise?
00:26:04
Speaker 13: Hey, next point? Did you shave your bush?
00:26:07
Speaker 14: Angry?
00:26:08
Speaker 13: No, trucker, did you shave your brush?
00:26:12
Speaker 14: Afraid you?
00:26:15
Speaker 13: Did you shave your bush?
00:26:18
Speaker 14: Question?
00:26:18
Speaker 13: Hey, angel from a jay? Have you shaven that bush?
00:26:22
Speaker 4: What?
00:26:23
Speaker 10: Happy?
00:26:24
Speaker 14: Hey Selena? Did you shave your bush? Say? Hey, broke a bus? Who want this? And it's old spurty scary? On the betting thing?
00:26:33
Speaker 19: The guy who bat and then it was they offered him seven hundred thousand dollars.
00:26:38
Speaker 14: I would have taken that. I would have said, I cut my losses, money in my hand, cash, goodbye.
00:26:46
Speaker 3: That's not what cunning losses means. But okay, you were taking the cash. You're not in five hundred thousand? No, he waited until seven wait until seven hundred all right?
00:26:55
Speaker 19: On the difference amount of money is like the one trillier, the nine million in the day, hundred thousand whatever. Okay, I have so many questions, but you just sell face value, so all my questions are garbage.
00:27:08
Speaker 14: However, let's assume is cash.
00:27:13
Speaker 19: Let's assume it's on various duffelbacks or briathcases.
00:27:20
Speaker 14: I think the trillion. I'll figure out how to do it again.
00:27:24
Speaker 19: The amounts of moneys are so ridiculous, ridiculous, and I don't know, like.
00:27:30
Speaker 14: Where would you put it?
00:27:31
Speaker 4: Like in the bank?
00:27:33
Speaker 19: Are you just going to you know that, you know you have to pay taxes on the money to do the past it and then part of just have it in your house and somebody can break in, Like this is a ridiculous amount of money.
00:27:45
Speaker 4: You wouldn't have room in your house for a slices?
00:27:47
Speaker 14: What do you think? Yeah?
00:27:49
Speaker 4: What do you think? Slices? That was four talk backs?
00:27:54
Speaker 3: And this is why Well, I guess we'll never know.
00:28:04
Speaker 26: Yeah, voice, this is Maria from Union City. I'm calling. I'm responding to Scary talking about throwing away the Chinese food after seven days. First of all, I agree, I feel the back of the fridge is way colder in.
00:28:22
Speaker 4: The front or even the middle.
00:28:23
Speaker 26: I don't know how many degrees, but it's colder. I think your food was fine. Listen, I've been growing up with rice being warmed up all the time. Hey, it's Maria from Union City. Again, listen, always do the sniff test before you warm it up. Put it in the microwave or toaster up in however you're warming up your food. After it's fully warmed up, sniff it again and then do an initial taste test. If it tastes weird and like it has that weird sour taste and yeah it went bad. If it's not goofy or whatever, you're good to seat it.
00:29:03
Speaker 4: Sure are we talking about food all the way through? You I have not this. I need a better context clue. Sniff it, warm it up? They all right?
00:29:13
Speaker 3: You know, seven days is just a lot, even if it's in the back of the fridge. But I will tell you it is definitely colder in the back of the fridge.
00:29:21
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Why were you back there? Would you climb in? Yeah? I lived there, Brooklyn boy. Hey, y'all know who it is this Monday morning.
00:29:33
Speaker 14: I'm tired and want to go back home.
00:29:34
Speaker 15: But anyway, I'm a gambling man, So right now, everyone go ahead and puts your money up and listen, make bets on how long that the automatic water plants are going to live, because let's not forget that's scary. Once said on the Big Show that.
00:29:48
Speaker 3: He killed a cat list I did from over watering it.
00:29:51
Speaker 8: So we'll see.
00:29:52
Speaker 27: We'll see if he grounds it or if he just forgets about it completely.
00:29:55
Speaker 28: Unless you run out of water.
00:29:56
Speaker 4: My bets on boat.
00:29:58
Speaker 3: I have alarms set on my ephe depending it doesn't get run over another thirty times car.
00:30:05
Speaker 4: Hey what happened? Hey? What what happened to your plants? They died?
00:30:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, my phone got run over again. I will have reminders telling me that I need to water my plants. I got three of them, now, three plants. I'll explain more of the Brooklyn Boys. Brook Everyone's fell on a baby dolphin? I did, Brooklyn Boys, y'all know who it is.
00:30:26
Speaker 15: It's early as hell. I'm still tired, but I'm listening to the most recent episode of Brooklyn Boys.
00:30:31
Speaker 13: I'm finishing up.
00:30:31
Speaker 15: I'm right here at the end, and mister Birdie is screaming about the box lady.
00:30:35
Speaker 27: Anyway, mister Birdie, I'm calling in to make an offer for a low price of.
00:30:39
Speaker 4: Three ninety nine.
00:30:40
Speaker 27: I will drive my big fat ass up there to the where the fuck are you call? Oh your Jersey God, Damn, I'm tired. Yeah, I'll drive my ass up to Jersey and personally bitch smack people for your left and right. Even the manager of the game that thumbs up, I would have smacked his ass too.
00:30:56
Speaker 4: I only just started smacking people. I genuine remember leave.
00:31:01
Speaker 27: If we get rid of like assault charges to a certain extent, like if.
00:31:05
Speaker 15: Everyone is allowed to open hands, smack the fire out of somebody will be a better society.
00:31:11
Speaker 4: You know, wham and be done that much.
00:31:15
Speaker 13: She would have understood it.
00:31:16
Speaker 15: I don't con don't hitting women, but hitting dumbasses is a difference.
00:31:21
Speaker 4: Smacked the fire out of them? Ouch? All right, okay?
00:31:25
Speaker 3: And by the way, I want to just correct one thing, he said. Uh, I am not from New Jersey. Live in New Jersey. The name of the podcast will tell you where I'm from, exactly.
00:31:34
Speaker 4: That goes for both of us. Up Here comes talk back number four.
00:31:39
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys.
00:31:40
Speaker 13: You know who it is.
00:31:40
Speaker 4: Don't play hit me off yet.
00:31:42
Speaker 1: I got something important to say.
00:31:44
Speaker 15: The last five minutes of the most recent episode of Brooklyn Boys. I don't know about on our Heart, but own the Apple podcasts. I don't know if Scary accidentally hit a button or something. You guys are still talking and your ad is starting.
00:31:57
Speaker 4: To play about your GFP ones.
00:31:59
Speaker 15: Now scared.
00:32:00
Speaker 27: I understand, dude, you in it for the brand, but at least let me finish had podcast.
00:32:04
Speaker 4: Now I'm playing, But Bria, no, I don't know what happened. I figured, yeah, it was a snafu.
00:32:08
Speaker 3: Sorry, an error, operator error, erase e race, It's finished. Legendly, it's you think it was sabotage. Beastie Boys A Beastie Boys.
00:32:20
Speaker 9: Scary, and Brody Brody's scary. It's dead, Brody. The same exact thing happened to me at Staples. I was doing an Amazon return but the manager who was working and he wasn't even ringing a register, had only one person ringing a register, and she was doing both regular Pain customers and Amazon returns. He looked at me and goes, yeah, sorry, but corporate tells us that regular Pain customers have to go in front of Amazon returns. I turned around and there had to be twenty five people behind me. So the line was so long, and all these people will started exasperating. Everyone's oh this bullshit. Oh I've been here for twenty five minutes. And then I finally get to the front of the line. When I got there, the line wasn't that bad. And I'm like thinking to myself, Well, if you're taking regular paying customers and Amazon returns, why wouldn't you stop this one cashier to do just one job. Right, So they're splitting this one girl to do the work of like four people.
00:33:17
Speaker 4: You know, bullshit, four girl sensed?
00:33:23
Speaker 13: All right?
00:33:23
Speaker 3: You know what the problem is is it stores? Now, it's been a while. It's stained.
00:33:30
Speaker 4: By the way. I think we should retire anytime anyone says it's been a while, because we say that a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know, we should do what what's a hello? Friends, it's been a while? Not much? How about you? I really love to see it tonight. Who sings that anyway? Yep? Okay.
00:33:46
Speaker 3: So I think everybody is so trying to cut payroll, cut payroll, not have anybody standing around. Put someone at the Amazon desk and that's their job, and if they can help out with no customers, they can jump great. But don't count on that person to be your cashier. Have another cashier exactly, or don't do Amazon returns, or only do Amazon returns on certain days of the week. You know, Amazon doesn't pay staples. Staples volunteered for this shit because they want an extra foot traffic.
00:34:14
Speaker 4: They hope that you come.
00:34:15
Speaker 3: In to do returns while you you buy some bubble, right, keep the priority with your paying.
00:34:19
Speaker 4: Customers, right, and don't do returns.
00:34:21
Speaker 3: If you're making an investment and you want me to come in and because I might buy something, you still got to treat me more respect or I'm gonna walk the f out.
00:34:28
Speaker 29: That's it, Brooklyn bo Is his tea. Why talk about the guy betting on the spurs? It depends how rich I am if I'm going to stay in, Like, if twenty five hundred bucks for me where I currently am would be a big enough deal, I'm out at that talking to I can't afford to lose out on five hundred thousand, right, just to make more like I wouldn't feel.
00:34:49
Speaker 10: Guilty at all or bad at all.
00:34:51
Speaker 29: If oh I could have had one point five million or whatever, I could have had zero. So I'm cashing out when it hits five hundred.
00:34:58
Speaker 4: Maybe even if you're rich, it's relevant. Mm hmm, yeah, exactly.
00:35:03
Speaker 10: Color.
00:35:04
Speaker 29: And with the money thing, I'm at absolutely taking the trillion dollars and I'll never think about it again. My ability to spend a billion dollars doesn't exist, So a trillion is just I can't even fathom in So I'm absolutely just taking that. You never know if you take eight hundred thousand or whatever an hour, I might get hit by a bus in ten minutes and then I get nothing. Well, my family gets nothing because I'm taking a trillion. Moving on, not thinking about it again.
00:35:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could spend I don't know if I could spend a trillion, but I could spend multiple billions because I buy a sports team, I buy the arena, a sports team I'd buy. I'd buy every restaurant that wanted to like not let me in for a table. I'm like, I just would you buy ticket, bastard?
00:35:47
Speaker 4: I might.
00:35:47
Speaker 3: You know what I would do if I had a trillion dollars. It's not vinagulady song. I would buy Taylor Swift. You just might have her put concerts on for my family.
00:35:56
Speaker 4: There, set her up in the living room. Perfect, Yeah, oh you want to You want to tell the Swift concert? Taylor gets in.
00:36:02
Speaker 13: Here, contuse some boys in this house. I like it.
00:36:08
Speaker 22: I think that should be your segues in between commercials.
00:36:13
Speaker 4: Right away rejoins the bumpers.
00:36:16
Speaker 3: She's the second person to say that there's two boys in this house. There's two boys in this house, Brooklyn Boys in this house.
00:36:24
Speaker 4: All right, let's try it right here. You cool with that?
00:36:28
Speaker 3: We want to come back, not when we go away. We need some other for when we go away, and then from when we come back. No, when we go away, it's like the Brooklyn Boys Podcast, and then we come back the rejoin.
00:36:40
Speaker 4: Lets people know we're back. Anytime. It's gonna send.
00:36:43
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess we're gonna we'll try it at some point.
00:36:45
Speaker 4: When do you want to try it?
00:36:46
Speaker 3: Today?
00:36:47
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, yesterday, tomorrow?
00:36:50
Speaker 14: It's the Boys podcast?
00:36:54
Speaker 4: All right, we're back. Could have done it right there. I could have could have done it right there, but we didn't. Do you want me to do? You want to do it?
00:37:00
Speaker 3: That's too right now the moment's gone. Well, okay, I'll do it next time. We won't do it there, all right. Plus we're on the final stretch now, oh, the home stretch.
00:37:08
Speaker 4: And okay.
00:37:11
Speaker 3: Once again, this person is still commenting on the current episode three seventy seven. She had a problem with her box. A very clever episode title. If you ask brodyep yep.
00:37:23
Speaker 25: Hey Brooklyn Boys, Jen the Groomer here listening to Brooklyn Boys three seventy seven. You guys are giving me a splitting headache because at our yeah, nineteen minutes and forty two seconds, you got a GLP commercial talking on top of what y'all are trying to say, and I'm missing everything you guys are hearing. Allie, here is a GLP one commercial. Can you delete it?
00:37:47
Speaker 28: So?
00:37:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we fixed Yeah, we fixed it.
00:37:49
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, everyone listening to this, go back and listen to those five minutes because it'll give us another download for the for the week, give us more and more.
00:37:58
Speaker 4: So wat Off Scaries Master Place.
00:38:00
Speaker 25: Yeah, it's constantly playing the same commercial rant.
00:38:07
Speaker 3: You're constantly doing the same talk tack. No, she's allowed and I know, but she did. I don't, but I'm just saying she left two.
00:38:15
Speaker 18: In a row.
00:38:15
Speaker 3: Oh No, I needed jend the Groomer's advice. I bought grooming scissors for my dogs to cut the hair by their eyes, and I hope I got a good pair.
00:38:23
Speaker 4: So I think it's ironic that she left too in a row, repeating it. She repeated because she didn't talk over herself like you did.
00:38:30
Speaker 3: You know I can make her talk over herself by playing two of them at the same time. Oh that sound like, why don't you play.
00:38:36
Speaker 4: Your glo.
00:38:39
Speaker 21: Buster and Punch or solo Jew Brody and Scary Brody. I do not have Buster and but you're fucking kidding me. I renovated my I did the cheapest ship possible, subway time, backsplashes, anything I gotta do to save money. God, but man, I I don't make a lot of money. I save a lot of money. That's why I have money.
00:38:57
Speaker 4: And you're well, okay, there you go. Period point Like, by the.
00:39:00
Speaker 3: Way, if you're trying to save money, you don't get a backsplash. That's you know, you just wipe the wall.
00:39:06
Speaker 20: Brooklyn boys, this is Jody.
00:39:10
Speaker 4: Trouble. This computer is fucking up on me. God damn it, I heart, Can you give me some better equipment? That point? It's there quick.
00:39:22
Speaker 3: Well it's the talkback program, which is you know, and what's with the drop out of sounds at the time.
00:39:27
Speaker 4: We can't fix that. That's been an ongoing talk to text double R and tell them to fix it. Double R most definitely.
00:39:34
Speaker 20: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Jody from the three one six Living In the four oh two episode three seventy seven, Brody's rant about his Amazon returns. Not sure if you're aware. Oh yeah, the slices mentioned this, but Scary's product endorsement for his GLP ones ran twice during that rant. Sorry, Brody, we didn't get to hear it all. At least I did, right, All right?
00:39:58
Speaker 4: Fixed?
00:39:58
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, and next time, if there's a there's a technical error like that, please get into it. Get in touch with us in a much more immediate way, and not by the system that we check once a week on a Monday or Tuesday to play them back live.
00:40:13
Speaker 4: And hear it in real time. I'm scary Scary Jones s K E R Y Jones. Yeah, something like that. We'll We'll reference this again on the next brook Boy, Yes we will. Brodie's holding his head in his hand. I can't believe you messed this up?
00:40:25
Speaker 30: All right, Scarce joke from California to the last episode, Brody's telling his story.
00:40:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, scary about the yep, Okay, we can move on, Thank you, dude. If my house is on fire, don't even talk back then.
00:40:43
Speaker 30: Yeah, I thought maybe because I was saying I don't listen on the iHeart app because it just.
00:40:48
Speaker 3: It's the second second one about that. If I'm the same person, man, they're going in deep, all right, keep going.
00:40:54
Speaker 4: Brody and scary, scary and Brody, what the fuck happened?
00:41:00
Speaker 10: And the guys in Rockland County's scary.
00:41:08
Speaker 28: I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you did not intentionally slip in those two commercials at the end of the last episode about the GLP one. It was very confusing to have Brody talking about his Staples experience and hearing those two commercials at the same time. So I'm hoping you can go back and fix that because that made absolutely no sad.
00:41:30
Speaker 10: It was very hard to hear what you were saying.
00:41:31
Speaker 4: That is something Brody would do to me. I would not do that to Brody.
00:41:35
Speaker 3: I would not do that to you. Yeah, you would do that as a joke to pull a fast.
00:41:38
Speaker 4: One, Okay, but you you did this to get your sponsor on.
00:41:42
Speaker 28: I did not, Brody. I really sympathize with you. Thank you to about the whole Staples experience. Not only was that worker extremely slow and really didn't seem to care but then that awful, lazy customer came up next to you and made it ten times where I, honestly, I really try and avoid going into stores.
00:42:03
Speaker 10: I understand your need to return the Amazon purchases.
00:42:06
Speaker 28: I get that, but people are just so impossible to deal with these.
00:42:10
Speaker 10: Days, customers, employees. It's awful.
00:42:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:42:13
Speaker 3: Can I just say the irony is that I shop on Amazon to avoid going into stores, and yet if I want to do a return, I have to.
00:42:20
Speaker 4: Go into it. I need the Amazon of returns.
00:42:23
Speaker 3: I need an online system where I click a thing, but and I put them outside gets them.
00:42:28
Speaker 4: I don't pay for it.
00:42:28
Speaker 3: You go into stores and avoid Amazon, but it's Amazon who's fucking you over and their returns.
00:42:35
Speaker 4: So I think that's ironic. You know, it was Staples that fucked me over me because of.
00:42:39
Speaker 3: The Amazon return No, but they're for people who butch it online.
00:42:45
Speaker 4: So somehow that isn't that that's irony.
00:42:48
Speaker 3: No, it's not irony, because it's irony that I'm getting screwed in a store to return stuff. I but it's not Amazon's fault. It's Staple's fault because they say, oh, Amazon's right, But but.
00:42:57
Speaker 4: It's the Amazon it's the AMA.
00:43:00
Speaker 3: Had there, nope, not been in the Amazon, this wouldn't have been a problem. They wouldn't There wouldn't have been no Amazon return service if there was no Amazon.
00:43:08
Speaker 4: It's an online company.
00:43:10
Speaker 3: You're being sucked by an online company in person. I was in Staples today doing a return, and I'll talk about it last final time.
00:43:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right.
00:43:21
Speaker 10: That's brody.
00:43:23
Speaker 28: I really sympathize with you about the whole Staples experience.
00:43:26
Speaker 4: He said.
00:43:27
Speaker 28: Not only was that worker extremely slow and that's twice they didn't seem to care, but then that awful lazy customer came up next to you and made it ten times. I honestly, I really try and avoid going into stores. I understand your need to return the Amazon purchases. I get that, but people are just so impossible to deal with.
00:43:48
Speaker 4: He said. He left it twice, right though.
00:43:51
Speaker 3: You know the irony is he left a message twice about what I only got to say one point seventy five because you talked over me.
00:43:56
Speaker 4: Okay, final one.
00:43:58
Speaker 10: Here we go, all right, scary.
00:44:00
Speaker 28: I would absolutely not eat that Chinese food.
00:44:03
Speaker 10: I think it is way too long. It's not worth the chance of getting food poisoning.
00:44:08
Speaker 4: That's right.
00:44:08
Speaker 10: Definitely throw that stuff out, thank you.
00:44:10
Speaker 4: I did.
00:44:11
Speaker 10: I mean even a week is pushing it. I would not take that chance.
00:44:15
Speaker 3: No, all right, and I did not. I spit it out. Had I had a dumpling and I then took a dumpling. Uh no, No, it was fine. Everything came out great. I did not have any food poisoning after that. But I think it's because I decided to stop where I did and throw the shit out. All right, we appreciate your talkbacks. Sorry for the technical mess ups. Well, we'll do better. As they say, do better, do better, Brody, do better. Look at now, it's not even fucking playing out on my phone. Man, I'm telling you we are having a day folks here on the brook and Boys podcast. Brody vamped for a second while I get this thing to work. Vamp vam. I mean, I should you expect me to just talk talk with nothing to say off the top.
00:45:02
Speaker 4: Of my very unlike you, very unlike you.
00:45:04
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could tell you that I'm coming up with the next Brooklyn Boys. I'm gonna talk about swy fish. You ever heard of swi fish?
00:45:10
Speaker 4: Scary? You will hear about SWI.
00:45:12
Speaker 3: Fish on the next Brooklyn Boys because I learned a thing of too today about swifish.
00:45:15
Speaker 4: Am I done vamping? You're done? Huh?
00:45:18
Speaker 3: All right, SWI Fish, go put your pants on and go play swy play your pickleball.
00:45:24
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 4: Reactions.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episodes three seventy seven and Beyond. WHOA, we're cooking, David Brody, We are cooking. We are cooking, Scary Jones. And by the way, you said the word beyond, which always reminds me of not only bed, bath and beyond, but from to infinity and beyond, to.
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Speaker 4: Infinity and beyond.
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Speaker 3: There's a new Toy Story movie coming out, yep number five.
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Speaker 4: I'm sure you haven't seen Toy Story five.
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Speaker 3: No, none of them, but I do know number five is coming out. But number five came out number one, number one. The first Just Toy Story came out nineteen ninety five at the end of the year, I believe. And I remember going to see it the week it came out and thinking, oh my god, they've reinvented cartoons with Pixar.
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Speaker 4: Number five alive. Oh sorry, that was a different movie. It's a long time. I just realized ninety five is a long time.
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Speaker 3: Well, I do know that that film features a new Taylor Swift song, which we played on the radio. So Taylor Swift has new music. That's not on her album, but conveniently on the soundtrack, So you just got to make another a lyric away.
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Speaker 4: A little extra. I wonder if she wrote it specifically for the movie or she was like, oh, this might work.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know anyway, far Oh, this is not the Brooklyn Boys, although it's sounding like it real here from the beginning. This is the show about the show. This is the reviews of the show, the ones from the past. So basically, if you're listening to this, you're listening to other people's reviews and voicemails and talkbacks.
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Speaker 4: So thank you so much.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, if you want to get in on the action for next time, make sure you listen to the iHeart radio app and click on the microphone, and that's who you get to participate in.
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Speaker 4: What you're about to hear. I have one less question.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, now that Taylor Swift, and I don't know if she's done it before, you don't need to tweet me or voice I'm sure she maybe she has. But now that Taylor Swift has a song in a Disney movie, does she get permanent free access to the Disney parks. Probably? I think that's why she might have done it. I mean, she doesn't need the money. This is the saving though. We can discuss further on the Brooklyn Boys, but remember that this is not the Brooklyn Boys. All right, let's this is this is the Slice time. Let's give it back to the Slices. Thank you so much for your participation. This is your show. This is your show. It's not our show. I was at the story the other day and I had a problem. Always be proty once again, this is their show, not our show.
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Speaker 4: We're just here. Yeah, we are spectators, past people.
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Speaker 3: They're here to comment on what we talked about, and then we comment on what they comment exactly. Now let's sit back, relaxing and I'm enjoy the show. Figure out now you have some popcorn for me?
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Speaker 4: Just one question. But I'm on a plane, son of a B.
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Speaker 5: And Skylet from New Jersey.
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Speaker 6: We had three special Olympics basketball teams that practice in Westwoods and they play games in Clifton, and this is in New Jersey by the way, for everybody who doesn't know, we're trying to put a fourth one together and we would like to together in fight. Jamie from Queens to join as an athlete, and anyone else out there with special needs. If you're looking to play basketball, we love to have you.
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Speaker 5: Just contact me. I'm on the Brooklyn Boys page. Don't worry.
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Speaker 6: You can find me there.
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Speaker 3: Okay, there shots fired yet, not do that right up front, let's let's not let's not do okay's a movie. Well, I'm sorry that that that just came out of left field. I didn't realize that was happening.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Brooklyn Boys is Alex from Texas commented on episode three seventy five. Up Brody returned them books. Yeah, I mean, it's not bad if you think about it, but don't say no harm, no foul. They lost twelve bucks or whatever the difference was in that transactions, so technically it was it was harm for them to take back your books because you only paid twenty eight. So they lost money that even though they were.
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Speaker 3: There's a man with a lot of sun see no, no, okay, so had they had had they been selling them for twenty eight, right?
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Speaker 4: But I wanted the old price.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 3: Let's say, let's say I paid forty two, right, and now the price is twenty six, and I huffed and puffed and made up blue how I paid yep, And they gave me forty two and they're only going to sell them to twenty six. That's a loss. That's a loss. What they did was they bought the books from me, and they're gonna sell them for the same price. Now, what they're not gonna do ultimately is make a profit, because had they bought those books from the factory, they would have gotten them fu less than what they gave me.
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Speaker 4: So that part I understand. Yeah, it's a minor.
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Speaker 8: Scary body from the box over there calling about episode three seventy seven, the chunky bar and Scary said, and I think body said, you can get them online, and then they say where are they now? Blah blah blah, and Scary said, you can get him on your computers.
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Speaker 4: Go on your computer.
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Speaker 8: But really does anyone go on their computer these days to buy something like that? But then just use a computer in your hand over there, yourself a shisel. You cant wal over there, Walmart, CBS, it's in the canty.
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Speaker 3: Is you may just go online in order it. Nobody says go on your computer in order.
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Speaker 4: Okay, oh, okay, I understand, it's a technicality. It's a technical Listen, old.
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Speaker 9: Dame, hey guy, this is another from Michigan.
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Speaker 10: I like what you're Chinese?
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Speaker 3: This is the uh you shave your bush contest in different in different accents. Yeah, yeah, you shave your bush, not in different Yeah, well different inflection.
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Speaker 11: Out from green to here. Brodie me sorry about the woman he called Angelica with the heavy box that she didn't want to carry to the other register. Proves that common sense isn't so common. Most stores have shopping carts or those baskets with wheels on them and the long handles. Common sense would be if she went over to get the item, realized it was heavy and she didn't want to carry it, so she got a cart or the wheelie basket and put it in so she could just wheel it around. The story that Angelica woman reminds me of women I hear sometimes while waiting in line at Tjmax. They'll be grumbling to themselves about how they're gonna be late and oh, the line's taking too long, and then they start yelling at the cashiers to open up more registers because moving too slow and blah blah blah, and they're grumbling that they're going to be late picking up their kids from school. Well, why are they in the store shopping with a shopping heart full of stuff. If they know they have to get their kids by a certain time.
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Speaker 4: That's a great point. Why do they do that. I don't know that they don't think ahead.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, in regards to story, well, I'll mention this again on the Brooklyn Boys next episode. I was in Staples again today and I'm going to post a picture of my view from the Amazon return desk so you can see what I described in the last episode of Brooklyn Boys.
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Speaker 12: Hi, Brody and Scary. Scary and Brody, this is Teresa from Viera Beach, Florida. I just wanted to let you know, and you're probably going to get other messages about this.
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Speaker 4: We already know.
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Speaker 12: At one hour and twenty three minutes and twenty two seconds of the latest Brooklyn Boys podcast, Scary's Orderly Med's commercials started playing over your conversation about Amazon.
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Speaker 3: And as of this taping right now, what's today today is June eighth. Uh here at six o'clock PM as we're recording this uh that has now been corrected, has now been fixed, so we encourage you to go please enjoy the last five minutes of Brooklyn Boys episode, but three seventy seven without the Orderly Meds commercial overlay thing. Okay, so two things. Shout out to my realtor, Andrew, who was the one who alerted us to the problem.
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Speaker 4: I love how it took a week for us to find out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, multiple, multiple, multiple thousands and thousands and thousands of thousand people let it happen and didn't really contact us. By the way, that's not something that you would leave a talk back over. That's something you would try and d m us or email or text us immediately over. However, you can get in contact. Don't wait first to check these voice emails, don't we Man? But why why save it for this? You know it's right, you know, but I appreciating it. So I think Scary deliberately did this. Yeah, so we'd have to talk about his sponsor Orderly Meds orally Meds.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, ge sponsor sponsor.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I think he deliberately messed up so people would all go, hey, I just heard your spot.
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Speaker 4: You think that was a plan. I think it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Rody putting on a tinfoil hat with the conspiracy theory, it's like crap, and you're usually a little more on point when it comes to technology.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, the old man uploaded it by mistake.
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Speaker 3: Shut up, Dick, I hear you had some funky noodles in the free it's scary.
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Speaker 4: Maybe should have called Marky Mark. Sure, the funky bunch would have liked some funky noodles.
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Speaker 1: Maybe even take it down to funky Town.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Anonymous or tone Loke would have liked.
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Speaker 3: You were a little worried about the funky stuff on those news A little scary.
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Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe you should have tried calling Cool in the gang.
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Speaker 4: Cool in the gang, funky, funky, fun funky. Let's see if he does funky called the boy.
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Speaker 15: See here with no motherfucking background noise on this wonderful Friday. And anyway, I'm a gambling man, I will I'll say that in the heartbeat I would love to win one point five million, But to be completely honest with after taxes, you're only looking at like seven hundred and fifty thousand, maybe seven hundred and forty five thousand somewhere in there.
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Speaker 4: Possibly maybe I don't know, never won that much money.
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Speaker 15: So therefore, if the guy's offering me seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars cash, I'm out of there, because I don't think that I would have took the half million dollar offer, just because even if I won with the one point five, you were still made more after the taxes. But if the guy is offering me like a check or something, then it ain't worth it because you're gonna have to pay taxes on one hundred and seventy five, I mean seven hundred and fifty thousand instead of one point five million. You're gonna lose money. So I would I would have to. It would have to be if.
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Speaker 3: It was cash, all right, tax free when it's cash.
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Speaker 16: Brooklyn boys, the Kings from Kings, that's a Steve from Queens one to eleven on three seventy seven. So our eleven minutes in Yeah, up, all of a sudden scary is GLP one. It just starts rolling right over you guys there of the audio when you guys are talking about the Amazon trade in thing. Four voices in my head now said it just one love what you guys do. Appreciate you guys, Stay safe.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Steve.
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna hear this orderly meds snafu over and over again. Here Liam here with microwaves.
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Speaker 17: Taking an EMF reader thirty feet from your location, thirty feet.
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Speaker 10: From your food and plate and in your body.
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Speaker 17: Now, yeah, it's a sign about the government to kill you, like the way it's are an after market shit that just give totem asses. Basically, Liam again, so I worked at market a strict our. Food is out for four days when we mark it down it right, thought. The thing is distribution to their right to that building. So you're looking at a week. So now now you're eating something.
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Speaker 14: That's two weeks old.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically that's it that we know.
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Speaker 4: That's all that part. I agree with leam here.
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Speaker 17: So yeah, with pizza, it's gotta be Sicilian, okay, the best, and it's gotta beat New York style thin slaves creasy.
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Speaker 4: We agree, that's that's the whole. I don't like creasy either.
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Speaker 3: Work both have flavored ooh flavor.
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Speaker 18: Brooklyn boys all from Jersey. Really you throw all food scary because check Cip told you do. Checkiep is All sorts are wrong all the fucking time.
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Speaker 10: Why you throw all food?
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Speaker 5: The dumble women find the fucking rice women find hell you.
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Speaker 10: Said it was noodles. Noodles wo' have been fine too?
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Speaker 19: What the fuck.
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Speaker 18: You know what, I'm gonna tell your check cept to tell you to get me money, because that way you'll lose more weight and you'll be cooler and you'll get to go to cargo and beach.
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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you so much.
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Speaker 3: Now, first of all, appreciate the enthusiasm and passion. It was seven day right, Oh, not right? Seven day old noodles. That's a long time.
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Speaker 4: Eh.
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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know threw out my rice because of you. Well that you should, but these were noodles. But even so, seven days a lot.
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Speaker 4: That's a lot.
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Speaker 17: Liam again, Oh, I don't want to hear hskins. Sports is under entertainments, which means that they can do what they want and trade and do whatever they need to. It's just entertainment, just like the WWE. So let's stop with his talk. Hard listening to it, all right, guys, he's fucking around.
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Speaker 3: It's five. That's five in a row from Liam. Where's that jingle?
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Speaker 4: Brody?
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Speaker 3: Hold on?
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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on? What did he say that at the beginning?
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Speaker 3: I don't even know.
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Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Where's the jingle?
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Speaker 2: I was talking back?
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Speaker 13: Number four?
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Speaker 10: Five?
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Speaker 4: If you do not get anymore.
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Speaker 20: Number five is.
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Speaker 4: On the cutting room floor. We time to be shut on the four. Sorry about that.
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Speaker 3: Got have that at the ready, Brodie, Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be.
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Speaker 10: Right back.
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Speaker 3: Once again. Please don't leave more than three or four jingles, I'm sorry, three or four talkbacks. Otherwise you're gonna be hit with the jingle upside your face saying that baseball is fake like wrestling. I miss something there all right. By the way, the government that invented my lives in the nineteen forties is long gone.
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Speaker 17: Oh okay, God, hey guys, I'm a new listener founder on Elvis Durant podcast.
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Speaker 4: Uh, networking whatever.
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Speaker 10: Nice.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm taking the seven hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 3: I would have taken the five hundred thousand dollars and not even looked at the game anymore.
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Speaker 4: I would have turned off.
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Speaker 17: All news, all feeds, and h five hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 4: I'm sitting pretty for a little while.
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Speaker 3: Fair enough, okay, But okay, I get that. But if you found out later that you look, you gave up another million dollars, are you okay at the five hundred thousand? I'm sure because whatever you to buy a house and a car and then you're done.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Whatever. He doesn't know, it doesn't hurt him. He's happy.
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Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna know because one of your boys is gonna be like, oh, i'd you win the money?
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Speaker 21: Well?
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Speaker 3: I took a I had a thing, but I gave it off, Like really, because you could have won a million?
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Speaker 8: Five Steve from the box over there there, scary body, what's going on calling about Dion's are matches that he returned?
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Speaker 14: Now?
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Speaker 8: I'm no expert, However, I do believe that they cannot restock use their mattress or any mattress of that.
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Speaker 5: I hope not oh sort to be restocked.
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Speaker 8: I think I have discarded, but I could be wrong, and that's why.
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Speaker 10: I'm singing this song.
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Speaker 5: Fucking Steve over there, jop Al, all.
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Speaker 3: Right, I don't rocking Steve slamming you boys.
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Speaker 22: I'm gonna hear scary saying.
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Speaker 10: Through the very nightmares.
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Speaker 15: Oh my god, that was.
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Speaker 22: You are hilarious.
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Speaker 18: I crack me up.
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Speaker 22: This is Corey from Wisconsin, also d from NC. I am also in a worlding shop, although mine is much quieter than yours. Is what are you doing?
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Speaker 18: Man?
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Speaker 22: Oh my gosh, I hate Facebook too. I swear it's just a bunch of old people complaining about everything because they got nothing better to do than to comment mean things. And I'm on a local community group and there's some shit about a white Audie the sky Curtly drives like a jackass, So any time there's a situation.
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Speaker 4: Always in a white Audie.
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Speaker 22: And then there was something about loofahs and this color loofah for that, and it's just oh, everybody's It's like, can we just stop talking? And everybody drives like crap.
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Speaker 16: We all know.
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Speaker 22: I would like to go on the community page and find out when you know, the local cheese guys come in, or the sourd o baker.
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Speaker 6: Or you know, I want to all about the brewery.
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Speaker 22: In town because I had the old belly up at the bar. That's what I do here.
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Speaker 16: So just, oh my.
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Speaker 22: Gosh, people on Facebook is just stupid. I don't know how you do it, Brodie, maybe because you're the only one with common sense.
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Speaker 4: She is hilarious. I like her, and I love the accent. The accent says Audi.
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Speaker 3: Actually got me Audie and then hours or hey, you don't.
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Speaker 4: She's terrific.
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Speaker 3: She's giggling while she's talking. She's like having horrific a good time. That nah, not nah, gonna have a good time.
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Speaker 5: No, I love that song. You know what, you could play it.
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Speaker 6: You could play it when coming back from commercial speaking of which like a joint.
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Speaker 5: You know what's weird? So sometimes you know how you say, like everybody.
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Speaker 6: Has a different set of commercials depending on like where they are or when they're.
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Speaker 10: Listening to it.
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Speaker 6: Ye, yes, it's not a break for me, Like it's you're just you're like okay and we're about like you're just still.
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Speaker 5: Talking, like I didn't get the commercial. But then some days if I listened to the same episode.
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Speaker 6: Another day, Yeah, the commercials on there, Oh my god, it's so weird.
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Speaker 3: Whenever it goes from a jingle telling you we'll be right back to where back That means that is unsold inventory.
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Speaker 4: That's a place for your ad.
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Speaker 3: That means they they we went to commercials if there were any to be had, but they it looks like a crackpot sales team. Uh didn't sell that airtime. So that means that space is empty and waiting for you. You you to get in on. You've got a business, you can advertise on the Brooklyn Boys podcast called Premiere Radio and ask for somebody in sales.
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Speaker 4: That's right, thank you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, scary, you're absolutely right. So there are two fan groups on Facebook. There's the pansy one where everything is censored. If you say something slightly offensive.
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Speaker 5: It's not put up. And then there's the good one uncensored, so the.
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Speaker 4: One for snowflakes, and then the good one.
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Speaker 6: The polite, the uncensored one. Every single time the morning show goes on vacation, someone posts and complaints.
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Speaker 5: They're on another vacation. Now, this would never be allowed in the censor group because in the answered group post was to respect vacations and we're not allowed to talk about it. But in the uncensored you will complain. And I think what's happening.
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Speaker 6: Is I don't think anybody's reading anything. I think they're just posting, complaining, and no one bothers to read to see that's been said. Oh she continues like, okay, I don't need to hear it again.
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Speaker 5: But again, I don't think anybody reads it.
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Speaker 6: I think they just they turn the radio, they hear replay, they come on, they post I can't play the vacations again. Then they don't go on again, and then your vacation, a different person goes and does.
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Speaker 5: It like yo, get over a read. I'm like this, vacations, you guys are annoying.
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Speaker 3: My defense, I've cut down a lot complaining about how many vacations they've had in that chat.
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Speaker 4: Vacations.
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Speaker 3: I love how there's there's the the this main a main fandom group, and then there's the so there's a censored fandard and the and the uncensored fan group. This is fascinating his variety, right, and then everybody loves us. There's a Reddit group too, apparently there.
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Speaker 4: From Brooklyn by the way.
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Speaker 3: As I as I get ready for my next vacation, which will be for two weeks, wait till the two weeks straight vacation happened Summer one. That's the summer one. Yeah, keeps blowing in.
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Speaker 4: That'll be at the end of June into July. Just a fourth warning. That was That was my That was my second favorite.
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Speaker 3: Maybe the complaining group would like to get a jumpstart on the complaining. That'll be week of June twenty seventh and week of July sixth. Back when I was on, when I was in Radio. Yeah, the June July back to back vacation was my second favorite. The Christmas one was my favorite. The two and a half weeks end of the year was my favorite.
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Speaker 23: Vinny from Brooklyn completely agree with you on Joe's Pizza squaes a phenomenal ten times.
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Speaker 4: Better than their regular and the regular.
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Speaker 23: But the only place that may beat that in New York City, for Squez is Da Vinci's. That's not even get Tell and Bees because I don't even like Ellen be. I do agree with you on on Joe's. Da Vinci's is awesome, But Joe's Pizza the night time Pizza Man because they were open till like two or four in the morning. Nighttime pizza Man makes a better square than the daytime.
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Speaker 3: Oh really, Look he's got it down to it to the minute. There's not There's not a lot of things better than eleven thirty midnight, one o'clock in the.
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Speaker 4: Morning, Joe's Slice. Oh my god, preach, preach, David Brody everything.
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Speaker 23: Every guy's California, Yes, Avia Bush and New York. I was going to say the same thing as Brody, and then he said it before I could hit the button.
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Speaker 13: But it's you.
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Speaker 23: Shade your fucking bush.
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Speaker 10: You have to.
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Speaker 6: Did anybody else hear Brody's rant about the Amazon return. Yes, plus scary doing a g l P one advertisement over each other like at the same time.
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Speaker 5: Because I listened to it and then I closed the app, I turned it down, opened it.
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Speaker 6: Back up, went back to the episode, same thing, heard it again.
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Speaker 4: Just be here talking about it today. Thank you so much, ch Chain.
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Speaker 5: That was scary and.
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Speaker 6: Endorsement over Brodie's brand not cool.
00:23:29
Speaker 4: It's been since the correcting.
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Speaker 13: It's been.
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Speaker 3: One week from the Bare Naked Ladies. Uh, but we we Gucci. Now go listen to it.
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Speaker 24: Yeah, heyby boys, it's from Brooklyn. Where the fuck is Monachem? By the way, manahem Hello.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So.
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Speaker 24: I have to tell you something funny that happened. I had an office meeting the other day at work. I was in a bad mood. I wasn't having it. Anyways, he goes, we need to start a blank page. So I was so irritated from whatever the hell was going on with the day, the work day. But you guys, it's you guys have ruined me.
00:24:21
Speaker 10: It's so funny.
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Speaker 24: I was like, Okay, Natasha Beddingfield and she was cracking myself up because now every time I hear something, I'm like correlating it.
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Speaker 14: With a song.
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Speaker 24: Yes, the reason why I was talking about being in a bad mood. This is my third talk back, so I'm going to shut up. But and scary, don't say no, she doesn't because I'm not leaving another talk back after this.
00:24:47
Speaker 3: She doesn't.
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Speaker 24: But yeah, it's like when you when you haven't been at work for a few weeks and then you go back.
00:24:53
Speaker 10: It's really hard.
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Speaker 24: It's uh, it was nice just drinking coffee and just scratching my ass on my couch all day long for days and days and days like a cat.
00:25:03
Speaker 4: I got a visual.
00:25:04
Speaker 3: Yes, And and she's right. She did not leave under the talk back. She's respecting the rules, the rules of three or four or or.
00:25:12
Speaker 4: Four Boys podcast.
00:25:15
Speaker 25: We will be right back.
00:25:18
Speaker 3: I'm continuing along. Oh well, this is already the next day, ten in the morning.
00:25:26
Speaker 10: Hey, yes, Trucker set you up here too on slash Time. You guys are sleeping on slash Time listening this.
00:25:33
Speaker 2: One, moding on and on and on.
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Speaker 10: Okay, journey.
00:25:40
Speaker 4: On and on and on. Ah, we missed that. We didn't miss it. How he plays it.
00:25:49
Speaker 13: He's wrong, he's wrong, he's wrong.
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Speaker 4: I love how everything follows with the song to the theme Brody is wrong, Yeah, very impressive, bro up on?
00:26:00
Speaker 14: Who hold this? And it's always sporty scared surprise?
00:26:04
Speaker 13: Hey, next point? Did you shave your bush?
00:26:07
Speaker 14: Angry?
00:26:08
Speaker 13: No, trucker, did you shave your brush?
00:26:12
Speaker 14: Afraid you?
00:26:15
Speaker 13: Did you shave your bush?
00:26:18
Speaker 14: Question?
00:26:18
Speaker 13: Hey, angel from a jay? Have you shaven that bush?
00:26:22
Speaker 4: What?
00:26:23
Speaker 10: Happy?
00:26:24
Speaker 14: Hey Selena? Did you shave your bush? Say? Hey, broke a bus? Who want this? And it's old spurty scary? On the betting thing?
00:26:33
Speaker 19: The guy who bat and then it was they offered him seven hundred thousand dollars.
00:26:38
Speaker 14: I would have taken that. I would have said, I cut my losses, money in my hand, cash, goodbye.
00:26:46
Speaker 3: That's not what cunning losses means. But okay, you were taking the cash. You're not in five hundred thousand? No, he waited until seven wait until seven hundred all right?
00:26:55
Speaker 19: On the difference amount of money is like the one trillier, the nine million in the day, hundred thousand whatever. Okay, I have so many questions, but you just sell face value, so all my questions are garbage.
00:27:08
Speaker 14: However, let's assume is cash.
00:27:13
Speaker 19: Let's assume it's on various duffelbacks or briathcases.
00:27:20
Speaker 14: I think the trillion. I'll figure out how to do it again.
00:27:24
Speaker 19: The amounts of moneys are so ridiculous, ridiculous, and I don't know, like.
00:27:30
Speaker 14: Where would you put it?
00:27:31
Speaker 4: Like in the bank?
00:27:33
Speaker 19: Are you just going to you know that, you know you have to pay taxes on the money to do the past it and then part of just have it in your house and somebody can break in, Like this is a ridiculous amount of money.
00:27:45
Speaker 4: You wouldn't have room in your house for a slices?
00:27:47
Speaker 14: What do you think? Yeah?
00:27:49
Speaker 4: What do you think? Slices? That was four talk backs?
00:27:54
Speaker 3: And this is why Well, I guess we'll never know.
00:28:04
Speaker 26: Yeah, voice, this is Maria from Union City. I'm calling. I'm responding to Scary talking about throwing away the Chinese food after seven days. First of all, I agree, I feel the back of the fridge is way colder in.
00:28:22
Speaker 4: The front or even the middle.
00:28:23
Speaker 26: I don't know how many degrees, but it's colder. I think your food was fine. Listen, I've been growing up with rice being warmed up all the time. Hey, it's Maria from Union City. Again, listen, always do the sniff test before you warm it up. Put it in the microwave or toaster up in however you're warming up your food. After it's fully warmed up, sniff it again and then do an initial taste test. If it tastes weird and like it has that weird sour taste and yeah it went bad. If it's not goofy or whatever, you're good to seat it.
00:29:03
Speaker 4: Sure are we talking about food all the way through? You I have not this. I need a better context clue. Sniff it, warm it up? They all right?
00:29:13
Speaker 3: You know, seven days is just a lot, even if it's in the back of the fridge. But I will tell you it is definitely colder in the back of the fridge.
00:29:21
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Why were you back there? Would you climb in? Yeah? I lived there, Brooklyn boy. Hey, y'all know who it is this Monday morning.
00:29:33
Speaker 14: I'm tired and want to go back home.
00:29:34
Speaker 15: But anyway, I'm a gambling man, So right now, everyone go ahead and puts your money up and listen, make bets on how long that the automatic water plants are going to live, because let's not forget that's scary. Once said on the Big Show that.
00:29:48
Speaker 3: He killed a cat list I did from over watering it.
00:29:51
Speaker 8: So we'll see.
00:29:52
Speaker 27: We'll see if he grounds it or if he just forgets about it completely.
00:29:55
Speaker 28: Unless you run out of water.
00:29:56
Speaker 4: My bets on boat.
00:29:58
Speaker 3: I have alarms set on my ephe depending it doesn't get run over another thirty times car.
00:30:05
Speaker 4: Hey what happened? Hey? What what happened to your plants? They died?
00:30:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, my phone got run over again. I will have reminders telling me that I need to water my plants. I got three of them, now, three plants. I'll explain more of the Brooklyn Boys. Brook Everyone's fell on a baby dolphin? I did, Brooklyn Boys, y'all know who it is.
00:30:26
Speaker 15: It's early as hell. I'm still tired, but I'm listening to the most recent episode of Brooklyn Boys.
00:30:31
Speaker 13: I'm finishing up.
00:30:31
Speaker 15: I'm right here at the end, and mister Birdie is screaming about the box lady.
00:30:35
Speaker 27: Anyway, mister Birdie, I'm calling in to make an offer for a low price of.
00:30:39
Speaker 4: Three ninety nine.
00:30:40
Speaker 27: I will drive my big fat ass up there to the where the fuck are you call? Oh your Jersey God, Damn, I'm tired. Yeah, I'll drive my ass up to Jersey and personally bitch smack people for your left and right. Even the manager of the game that thumbs up, I would have smacked his ass too.
00:30:56
Speaker 4: I only just started smacking people. I genuine remember leave.
00:31:01
Speaker 27: If we get rid of like assault charges to a certain extent, like if.
00:31:05
Speaker 15: Everyone is allowed to open hands, smack the fire out of somebody will be a better society.
00:31:11
Speaker 4: You know, wham and be done that much.
00:31:15
Speaker 13: She would have understood it.
00:31:16
Speaker 15: I don't con don't hitting women, but hitting dumbasses is a difference.
00:31:21
Speaker 4: Smacked the fire out of them? Ouch? All right, okay?
00:31:25
Speaker 3: And by the way, I want to just correct one thing, he said. Uh, I am not from New Jersey. Live in New Jersey. The name of the podcast will tell you where I'm from, exactly.
00:31:34
Speaker 4: That goes for both of us. Up Here comes talk back number four.
00:31:39
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys.
00:31:40
Speaker 13: You know who it is.
00:31:40
Speaker 4: Don't play hit me off yet.
00:31:42
Speaker 1: I got something important to say.
00:31:44
Speaker 15: The last five minutes of the most recent episode of Brooklyn Boys. I don't know about on our Heart, but own the Apple podcasts. I don't know if Scary accidentally hit a button or something. You guys are still talking and your ad is starting.
00:31:57
Speaker 4: To play about your GFP ones.
00:31:59
Speaker 15: Now scared.
00:32:00
Speaker 27: I understand, dude, you in it for the brand, but at least let me finish had podcast.
00:32:04
Speaker 4: Now I'm playing, But Bria, no, I don't know what happened. I figured, yeah, it was a snafu.
00:32:08
Speaker 3: Sorry, an error, operator error, erase e race, It's finished. Legendly, it's you think it was sabotage. Beastie Boys A Beastie Boys.
00:32:20
Speaker 9: Scary, and Brody Brody's scary. It's dead, Brody. The same exact thing happened to me at Staples. I was doing an Amazon return but the manager who was working and he wasn't even ringing a register, had only one person ringing a register, and she was doing both regular Pain customers and Amazon returns. He looked at me and goes, yeah, sorry, but corporate tells us that regular Pain customers have to go in front of Amazon returns. I turned around and there had to be twenty five people behind me. So the line was so long, and all these people will started exasperating. Everyone's oh this bullshit. Oh I've been here for twenty five minutes. And then I finally get to the front of the line. When I got there, the line wasn't that bad. And I'm like thinking to myself, Well, if you're taking regular paying customers and Amazon returns, why wouldn't you stop this one cashier to do just one job. Right, So they're splitting this one girl to do the work of like four people.
00:33:17
Speaker 4: You know, bullshit, four girl sensed?
00:33:23
Speaker 13: All right?
00:33:23
Speaker 3: You know what the problem is is it stores? Now, it's been a while. It's stained.
00:33:30
Speaker 4: By the way. I think we should retire anytime anyone says it's been a while, because we say that a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know, we should do what what's a hello? Friends, it's been a while? Not much? How about you? I really love to see it tonight. Who sings that anyway? Yep? Okay.
00:33:46
Speaker 3: So I think everybody is so trying to cut payroll, cut payroll, not have anybody standing around. Put someone at the Amazon desk and that's their job, and if they can help out with no customers, they can jump great. But don't count on that person to be your cashier. Have another cashier exactly, or don't do Amazon returns, or only do Amazon returns on certain days of the week. You know, Amazon doesn't pay staples. Staples volunteered for this shit because they want an extra foot traffic.
00:34:14
Speaker 4: They hope that you come.
00:34:15
Speaker 3: In to do returns while you you buy some bubble, right, keep the priority with your paying.
00:34:19
Speaker 4: Customers, right, and don't do returns.
00:34:21
Speaker 3: If you're making an investment and you want me to come in and because I might buy something, you still got to treat me more respect or I'm gonna walk the f out.
00:34:28
Speaker 29: That's it, Brooklyn bo Is his tea. Why talk about the guy betting on the spurs? It depends how rich I am if I'm going to stay in, Like, if twenty five hundred bucks for me where I currently am would be a big enough deal, I'm out at that talking to I can't afford to lose out on five hundred thousand, right, just to make more like I wouldn't feel.
00:34:49
Speaker 10: Guilty at all or bad at all.
00:34:51
Speaker 29: If oh I could have had one point five million or whatever, I could have had zero. So I'm cashing out when it hits five hundred.
00:34:58
Speaker 4: Maybe even if you're rich, it's relevant. Mm hmm, yeah, exactly.
00:35:03
Speaker 10: Color.
00:35:04
Speaker 29: And with the money thing, I'm at absolutely taking the trillion dollars and I'll never think about it again. My ability to spend a billion dollars doesn't exist, So a trillion is just I can't even fathom in So I'm absolutely just taking that. You never know if you take eight hundred thousand or whatever an hour, I might get hit by a bus in ten minutes and then I get nothing. Well, my family gets nothing because I'm taking a trillion. Moving on, not thinking about it again.
00:35:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could spend I don't know if I could spend a trillion, but I could spend multiple billions because I buy a sports team, I buy the arena, a sports team I'd buy. I'd buy every restaurant that wanted to like not let me in for a table. I'm like, I just would you buy ticket, bastard?
00:35:47
Speaker 4: I might.
00:35:47
Speaker 3: You know what I would do if I had a trillion dollars. It's not vinagulady song. I would buy Taylor Swift. You just might have her put concerts on for my family.
00:35:56
Speaker 4: There, set her up in the living room. Perfect, Yeah, oh you want to You want to tell the Swift concert? Taylor gets in.
00:36:02
Speaker 13: Here, contuse some boys in this house. I like it.
00:36:08
Speaker 22: I think that should be your segues in between commercials.
00:36:13
Speaker 4: Right away rejoins the bumpers.
00:36:16
Speaker 3: She's the second person to say that there's two boys in this house. There's two boys in this house, Brooklyn Boys in this house.
00:36:24
Speaker 4: All right, let's try it right here. You cool with that?
00:36:28
Speaker 3: We want to come back, not when we go away. We need some other for when we go away, and then from when we come back. No, when we go away, it's like the Brooklyn Boys Podcast, and then we come back the rejoin.
00:36:40
Speaker 4: Lets people know we're back. Anytime. It's gonna send.
00:36:43
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess we're gonna we'll try it at some point.
00:36:45
Speaker 4: When do you want to try it?
00:36:46
Speaker 3: Today?
00:36:47
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, yesterday, tomorrow?
00:36:50
Speaker 14: It's the Boys podcast?
00:36:54
Speaker 4: All right, we're back. Could have done it right there. I could have could have done it right there, but we didn't. Do you want me to do? You want to do it?
00:37:00
Speaker 3: That's too right now the moment's gone. Well, okay, I'll do it next time. We won't do it there, all right. Plus we're on the final stretch now, oh, the home stretch.
00:37:08
Speaker 4: And okay.
00:37:11
Speaker 3: Once again, this person is still commenting on the current episode three seventy seven. She had a problem with her box. A very clever episode title. If you ask brodyep yep.
00:37:23
Speaker 25: Hey Brooklyn Boys, Jen the Groomer here listening to Brooklyn Boys three seventy seven. You guys are giving me a splitting headache because at our yeah, nineteen minutes and forty two seconds, you got a GLP commercial talking on top of what y'all are trying to say, and I'm missing everything you guys are hearing. Allie, here is a GLP one commercial. Can you delete it?
00:37:47
Speaker 28: So?
00:37:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we fixed Yeah, we fixed it.
00:37:49
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, everyone listening to this, go back and listen to those five minutes because it'll give us another download for the for the week, give us more and more.
00:37:58
Speaker 4: So wat Off Scaries Master Place.
00:38:00
Speaker 25: Yeah, it's constantly playing the same commercial rant.
00:38:07
Speaker 3: You're constantly doing the same talk tack. No, she's allowed and I know, but she did. I don't, but I'm just saying she left two.
00:38:15
Speaker 18: In a row.
00:38:15
Speaker 3: Oh No, I needed jend the Groomer's advice. I bought grooming scissors for my dogs to cut the hair by their eyes, and I hope I got a good pair.
00:38:23
Speaker 4: So I think it's ironic that she left too in a row, repeating it. She repeated because she didn't talk over herself like you did.
00:38:30
Speaker 3: You know I can make her talk over herself by playing two of them at the same time. Oh that sound like, why don't you play.
00:38:36
Speaker 4: Your glo.
00:38:39
Speaker 21: Buster and Punch or solo Jew Brody and Scary Brody. I do not have Buster and but you're fucking kidding me. I renovated my I did the cheapest ship possible, subway time, backsplashes, anything I gotta do to save money. God, but man, I I don't make a lot of money. I save a lot of money. That's why I have money.
00:38:57
Speaker 4: And you're well, okay, there you go. Period point Like, by the.
00:39:00
Speaker 3: Way, if you're trying to save money, you don't get a backsplash. That's you know, you just wipe the wall.
00:39:06
Speaker 20: Brooklyn boys, this is Jody.
00:39:10
Speaker 4: Trouble. This computer is fucking up on me. God damn it, I heart, Can you give me some better equipment? That point? It's there quick.
00:39:22
Speaker 3: Well it's the talkback program, which is you know, and what's with the drop out of sounds at the time.
00:39:27
Speaker 4: We can't fix that. That's been an ongoing talk to text double R and tell them to fix it. Double R most definitely.
00:39:34
Speaker 20: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Jody from the three one six Living In the four oh two episode three seventy seven, Brody's rant about his Amazon returns. Not sure if you're aware. Oh yeah, the slices mentioned this, but Scary's product endorsement for his GLP ones ran twice during that rant. Sorry, Brody, we didn't get to hear it all. At least I did, right, All right?
00:39:58
Speaker 4: Fixed?
00:39:58
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, and next time, if there's a there's a technical error like that, please get into it. Get in touch with us in a much more immediate way, and not by the system that we check once a week on a Monday or Tuesday to play them back live.
00:40:13
Speaker 4: And hear it in real time. I'm scary Scary Jones s K E R Y Jones. Yeah, something like that. We'll We'll reference this again on the next brook Boy, Yes we will. Brodie's holding his head in his hand. I can't believe you messed this up?
00:40:25
Speaker 30: All right, Scarce joke from California to the last episode, Brody's telling his story.
00:40:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, scary about the yep, Okay, we can move on, Thank you, dude. If my house is on fire, don't even talk back then.
00:40:43
Speaker 30: Yeah, I thought maybe because I was saying I don't listen on the iHeart app because it just.
00:40:48
Speaker 3: It's the second second one about that. If I'm the same person, man, they're going in deep, all right, keep going.
00:40:54
Speaker 4: Brody and scary, scary and Brody, what the fuck happened?
00:41:00
Speaker 10: And the guys in Rockland County's scary.
00:41:08
Speaker 28: I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you did not intentionally slip in those two commercials at the end of the last episode about the GLP one. It was very confusing to have Brody talking about his Staples experience and hearing those two commercials at the same time. So I'm hoping you can go back and fix that because that made absolutely no sad.
00:41:30
Speaker 10: It was very hard to hear what you were saying.
00:41:31
Speaker 4: That is something Brody would do to me. I would not do that to Brody.
00:41:35
Speaker 3: I would not do that to you. Yeah, you would do that as a joke to pull a fast.
00:41:38
Speaker 4: One, Okay, but you you did this to get your sponsor on.
00:41:42
Speaker 28: I did not, Brody. I really sympathize with you. Thank you to about the whole Staples experience. Not only was that worker extremely slow and really didn't seem to care but then that awful, lazy customer came up next to you and made it ten times where I, honestly, I really try and avoid going into stores.
00:42:03
Speaker 10: I understand your need to return the Amazon purchases.
00:42:06
Speaker 28: I get that, but people are just so impossible to deal with these.
00:42:10
Speaker 10: Days, customers, employees. It's awful.
00:42:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:42:13
Speaker 3: Can I just say the irony is that I shop on Amazon to avoid going into stores, and yet if I want to do a return, I have to.
00:42:20
Speaker 4: Go into it. I need the Amazon of returns.
00:42:23
Speaker 3: I need an online system where I click a thing, but and I put them outside gets them.
00:42:28
Speaker 4: I don't pay for it.
00:42:28
Speaker 3: You go into stores and avoid Amazon, but it's Amazon who's fucking you over and their returns.
00:42:35
Speaker 4: So I think that's ironic. You know, it was Staples that fucked me over me because of.
00:42:39
Speaker 3: The Amazon return No, but they're for people who butch it online.
00:42:45
Speaker 4: So somehow that isn't that that's irony.
00:42:48
Speaker 3: No, it's not irony, because it's irony that I'm getting screwed in a store to return stuff. I but it's not Amazon's fault. It's Staple's fault because they say, oh, Amazon's right, But but.
00:42:57
Speaker 4: It's the Amazon it's the AMA.
00:43:00
Speaker 3: Had there, nope, not been in the Amazon, this wouldn't have been a problem. They wouldn't There wouldn't have been no Amazon return service if there was no Amazon.
00:43:08
Speaker 4: It's an online company.
00:43:10
Speaker 3: You're being sucked by an online company in person. I was in Staples today doing a return, and I'll talk about it last final time.
00:43:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right.
00:43:21
Speaker 10: That's brody.
00:43:23
Speaker 28: I really sympathize with you about the whole Staples experience.
00:43:26
Speaker 4: He said.
00:43:27
Speaker 28: Not only was that worker extremely slow and that's twice they didn't seem to care, but then that awful lazy customer came up next to you and made it ten times. I honestly, I really try and avoid going into stores. I understand your need to return the Amazon purchases. I get that, but people are just so impossible to deal with.
00:43:48
Speaker 4: He said. He left it twice, right though.
00:43:51
Speaker 3: You know the irony is he left a message twice about what I only got to say one point seventy five because you talked over me.
00:43:56
Speaker 4: Okay, final one.
00:43:58
Speaker 10: Here we go, all right, scary.
00:44:00
Speaker 28: I would absolutely not eat that Chinese food.
00:44:03
Speaker 10: I think it is way too long. It's not worth the chance of getting food poisoning.
00:44:08
Speaker 4: That's right.
00:44:08
Speaker 10: Definitely throw that stuff out, thank you.
00:44:10
Speaker 4: I did.
00:44:11
Speaker 10: I mean even a week is pushing it. I would not take that chance.
00:44:15
Speaker 3: No, all right, and I did not. I spit it out. Had I had a dumpling and I then took a dumpling. Uh no, No, it was fine. Everything came out great. I did not have any food poisoning after that. But I think it's because I decided to stop where I did and throw the shit out. All right, we appreciate your talkbacks. Sorry for the technical mess ups. Well, we'll do better. As they say, do better, do better, Brody, do better. Look at now, it's not even fucking playing out on my phone. Man, I'm telling you we are having a day folks here on the brook and Boys podcast. Brody vamped for a second while I get this thing to work. Vamp vam. I mean, I should you expect me to just talk talk with nothing to say off the top.
00:45:02
Speaker 4: Of my very unlike you, very unlike you.
00:45:04
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could tell you that I'm coming up with the next Brooklyn Boys. I'm gonna talk about swy fish. You ever heard of swi fish?
00:45:10
Speaker 4: Scary? You will hear about SWI.
00:45:12
Speaker 3: Fish on the next Brooklyn Boys because I learned a thing of too today about swifish.
00:45:15
Speaker 4: Am I done vamping? You're done? Huh?
00:45:18
Speaker 3: All right, SWI Fish, go put your pants on and go play swy play your pickleball.
00:45:24
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast.
00:45:34
Speaker 4: Reactions.
00:45:37
Speaker 2: This past depends on you, baby,