May 12, 2026
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #373
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #373 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three seventy three and beyond. I'm Scary Jones with David Brody. Hold on, I'll start I'm Scary Jones.
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Speaker 1: And I'm David Rody. I like that, but worked on that last week.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what went better in dress? Now we're live and now we're without a net, so you know what, we should have recorded dress rehearsal and then played that. Probably anyway they're doing SNL, sometimes they just air the dress in the dress. If you're new, if you're new to the pod, welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. This is not that we are the guys who as the Brooklyn Boys podcast, but we're basically doing the show about the show. This is the one where people leave feedback on the main episode. We'll be hearing a lot from three seventy three and three seventy two today and whatever else people listen to. And the way to leave it talk about it is by going to the iHeartRadio app and pressing the microphone button.
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Speaker 1: Boom.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of three seventy three again, being in the Elvistrand podcast folder. The podcast has only been out since Sunday, we've already doubled our normal listenership. Yeah, so we're gonna have plenty of talkbacks after we record this, that's right, But that's right to be playing more talkbacks from three seventy three on next week'slice time, for sure.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure we will be.
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Speaker 2: Also, we have a talkback announcement to make later on in this episode. Okay, we'll do it later on. We won't do it right now later all right, Now, let's get to this week's talkbacks. If you listen through Spotify or Apple or anywhere other way, we appreciate the listen. But if you want to give some feedback, you do it through the iHeartRadio app microphone only, So that's how you got to experience that.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: Now, you could listen on a other platforms if that's what you prefer, of course, and then later op Radio app both talk back.
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Speaker 1: And give us a give us a double listen.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, was the Houston's butter lacing gold for cocaine?
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Speaker 4: Did you at least take the Ramkin two.
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Speaker 2: Which he's referring to is David Brodie's experience where you got charged three dollars extra for butter at Houston's.
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Speaker 1: You know, I could have just said that, except I got I beat you to it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, scary yeah, scary, okay, Okay, this is what we want to know. If you only got the new doorknobs and the new hinges for one door, how much would the total be for just that one door?
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Speaker 5: And let's say, for.
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Speaker 3: Argument's sake, you picked the fanciest, best one you'd want from that website.
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Speaker 5: How much is the total for one door?
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Speaker 1: Probably like four hundred bucks.
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Speaker 2: All the hinges and fancy doorknobs, actually doorknobs are astronomical.
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Speaker 1: That website, though, doesn't sell those.
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Speaker 2: They sell uh switch plates for your on and off switch, and dimmers and plugs yeah then, and sockets dangs, but they don't sell uh. They don't sell uh hinges or doorknobs. But there I've seen sites where they have got fancy as f doorknobs. I'm not gonna not trying to be in the market for those not things.
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Speaker 3: Red Ge can barely afford fruit punch let alone, Busta.
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Speaker 1: And punch hio thank you, hyo.
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Speaker 6: What about be Boys Barnie in Atlanta, listening to Broda story about Houston's Brody, where were the best ribs you ever had?
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Speaker 7: You said Houston's rebbed ribs were good, but they weren't.
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Speaker 5: The best you ever had.
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Speaker 7: So I would just like to know where were the best ribs you ever had? Peep Up boys appreciate, y'all.
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Speaker 2: That's a good question. So I'm a chicken palm guy. I'm not really a ribs guy where I like, Oh, I remember every rib I've ever had. I prefer what are the big fat ones of those beef ribs. I prefer beef ribs, and I prefer less vinegary taste. So I tell you, I really like the ribs at Virgil's Barbecue. But there used to be a place called Dallas Barbecue in Manhattan. I used to like, I don't know, I guess I have to I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what I got to say this.
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Speaker 2: None of the chains, None of the chains I like all local, like like Hometown Barbecue is there's only two of them around here. I used to like Dinosaur Barbecue, but even that so I like Dinosaur Barbecue. Yeah, but I also like, what's the one you get at home. You can buy like a rack and a bag and you cook them. I don't know, I'm not, but if I like him, I like him. I thought the Houston ones were good. They were a little spicy, little vinegary, not my favorite, but the meat was terrific.
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Speaker 1: The meat felt the boneus both. The bone is good.
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Speaker 2: But if I'm if I'm gonna be honest, I prefer Chinese roast pork spar ribs.
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Speaker 1: That's why I say that.
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Speaker 2: I actually think they have superior, superior ribs to the others. Also, I like Korean style barbecue ribs. I like that sauce, the Korean style. So I'm sorry. My apologies to Kansas City and all of the America's South. I'm just my ribs aren't my my go to.
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Speaker 5: People. Boys burn again scary.
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Speaker 6: You need to get with a sales team and get them to uh get you as a rap.
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Speaker 5: For what have you?
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Speaker 7: For this Sucker and Punch brand.
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Speaker 5: They will give you a good count for your apartment.
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Speaker 1: Sucker and Punch. That's great. I like that one.
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Speaker 2: Hey, while we're talking about this, I want to give a shout out to Renee. Renee sent me a video of a guy on TikTok named Ryan Dubbs Dubs look it up on TikTok.
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Speaker 1: He does a video relatively recently.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so funny about about Yes, I said it the scary about Chinese knockoffs where you can get the sucker and punch Punch and Judy door knobs and like figure like cheap like Timu Timu or whatever like for like a few bucks.
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Speaker 1: So it's great.
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Speaker 5: Stephen from Rockland County.
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Speaker 8: The situation with Brody going into the dumplings at closing is very similar to the one with the grape soda. He walked in, he asked permission to get dumplings. They even permission, and he went and he got them and he showed them. He said were good, They said yes, and he took the grape soda.
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Speaker 5: End of story.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 5: I don't know what other argument there is.
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Speaker 8: I really don't think there is one, but especially.
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Speaker 2: In the case of the grape soda, he literally walked out with it. As he's walking out with it in hand, we good, literally push that's being pushy, all right, No, Nope, they messed me up on whatever I ordered, the dumplings or fried Wanton's whatever it was. They took almost an hour. That's taken advantage of a small business. Nope, that was them saying that was free, Dessart, that was them saying we're sorry. Yep, they were like, yeah, we get it. Okay, gotta soda. We cost you an hour, all right?
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Speaker 8: Scary Going back several episodes about the swimming pool thing about the indoor pools. I've worked in hospitality and managed a pool for over twenty years now. Most of those pools are not properly maintained. So if you're going to use one of them, I would highly suggest that you bring your own test kit or test strips or something like that and test it before we go in, because maintenance is not what you think it is. Not to scare you, but you should always protect yourself and don't trust anyone else.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate that advice. And guess what, there's no shot I'm going in that water. Okay.
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Speaker 2: You know what's funny. He's the guy in charge of the pools and just told us not to go in them. Shouldn't he be overseeing the getting them taken care of and clean properly.
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Speaker 1: It's the ones in these buildings. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Something you can just bring you can just bring test strips and dip a test strip in and check the collar against the back of the bottle and be like, oh it's good chlorine good, great, free chlorine alkalinity. Take two seconds, I want the pool. I'll come over with my test strip.
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Speaker 9: Lean from Ohio, Hey, Maddie, talk about the man. Guess what the minute in the pymamient Go read Book of Genesis, Get Sure five tells as how he created Earth. Okay, and just read that the sun in the mid or in the permament while the stars are above.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's fair. Keep in mind it was written by mash so I saw the moon and they put.
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Speaker 1: It in the book.
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Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys Boy Alex from Texas commented on three seventy two punch your lights out, y'all mentioned did you all ever imitate somebody or act like you somebody else? That's scary brought up with the construction vests. I did that one time. I worked for a company a long time ago, probably eight years ago. Well, anyways, me and our friends went out to a uce event and the line were long. We were waiting twenty minutes to turn out of the event. The line wasn't moving. It was probably thirty cars deep back. So I got out in my vest, ran up to the front. Pause the line that wasn't letting us go through. Let the line I was going in. I was in go And once my friends had pulled up, I jumped in and left amazing, and I heard everybody in the back honking, and we were just laughing, drunk as hell.
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Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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Speaker 2: Love that love that he pretended to be the street, the street employe, the you know, the construction guy.
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Speaker 5: Love.
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Speaker 1: Thank you?
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Speaker 9: Were you scared? Appreciate you guys. You guys are funny. You're hilarious. Really appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Liam, appreciate it. Welcome Liam there a gay? Fuck? Are you hilarious? You said, jid hot a winter?
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Speaker 11: Didn't know.
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Speaker 1: They're asking for merch st jeez. Anyways, you're fine.
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Speaker 2: You ever noticed when Liam leaves a talk back there's always birds chirping in the background.
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Speaker 1: You think you know that song by the Corperenters.
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Speaker 2: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are here. I'm wondering, No, no, I'm wondering if that that those are real or if that's a soundtrack. You mean sound effects. Yeah, sound effects. Oh maybe you think he's got his own soundtrack to his life. You think people composed music for them.
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Speaker 1: I think he's playing sound effects of birds.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you know they let him out for a couple hours and he went out in the in the in the garden.
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Speaker 1: Very calm.
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Speaker 2: All right, we gotta take a first break my boy podcast.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go on an upward So far we've been good.
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Speaker 12: We have in California.
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Speaker 1: CALLI.
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Speaker 12: I know sent the big but I would never get through on there. But scary. How come on Friday show, you guys were saying that everything else talked about on Thursday's show was what you really talked about. There was no Thursday show. Everything that was on there was pre recorded or from older shows. So I don't know why they wouldn't just say that it wasn't live.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. There was a show on Thursday. We worked. There was no show on Tuesday. Tuesday, there was no show, right, was it Tuesday? On a Tuesday?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think it was on a Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: By the way, apologizing for breaking the rules doesn't give you permission to them break the rules. Maybe should write a jingle for that, Brody, I may have to do that. I've got slight jingles we may have to play later.
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Speaker 1: Leave it on the Big Show. Keep it.
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Speaker 2: I feel like you can go to at Scary Jones on Instagram and message him with all Elvis Durand Morning Show related items that appeal to Scary. Right, okay, all right, I see a major major offender coming up, major offender.
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Speaker 6: Who whooo?
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Speaker 1: Okay, all this? I see eight talkbacks. Sometimes you're wrong.
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Speaker 4: Today three seventy two. No, Brodie is wrong. You should not have gone through the exit door in that restaurant. I know I've done that before. Oh they may say no problem, but deep down they're like, oh, what's the freaking guy.
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Speaker 1: They throw out?
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Speaker 4: I think she made an exception because you're a regular there. Yes, well, I'm glad you got the dumplings. You know what, if you think about it, you kind of did them a favor. I know I take both the people crazy, right, but still it was wrong. You shouldn't have went through the exit door. Well it was, but hey, you had a you know, you wanted to have them, and you know what, I bet they will go as to give you the extra and they probably want to throw them out anyway. Yes, I love you guys. Next, Oh, scary, scary, scary?
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Speaker 1: Right?
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Speaker 4: What is the purpose of a light? To give light? A switch? You have it on, you have it off, It dims. Who gives a rat's ass? If it's made in fucking gold, it does a purpose. No matter what you have. I know she's trying to help. You don't have a mansion. You're not like these Hollywood staws that you know.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't know that, all right?
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Speaker 4: The light switch, who gives a crap? Are they gonna really? People are going to be looking at your walls and go ooh they got buster and punch light switch? Whoa listen? As long as electric works. They didn't shut your electric off. You're giving light, you're dimming light. Gives a crap? What the hell? The plate looks like. You're lucky if you have electric and you paid your bill. Okay, it's me again, all right, So it's nice that you want to have nice stuff.
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Speaker 1: You got a brand new upond and just say something different.
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Speaker 4: You're still getting hate hot water and electric.
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Speaker 1: No matter why, you're going to.
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Speaker 4: Same electric. You've got to be grateful for what you have. I am, Yes, you want to bougie on on up, just get one of them. Okay, I'm out. No, you're not three dollars for a pad of butter. You gotta be kidding me. Three seventy two. Yeah, I would. I would have took the tablecloth, the forks and knives. I don't care. Why the hell would you have to pay for butter? Why the hell that is something that comes with the food? That is ridiculous. Well, you said it's a great place, right granted, But three dollars for an extra pad of butter?
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Speaker 1: You want to slam my head over it?
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Speaker 2: You you want to hit me with seventy five cent fee. I really don't think it should go beyond that. Three dollars is an atrocity, and it's.
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Speaker 1: The best butter in the world. I'll pay a dollar.
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Speaker 2: There's another atrocity happening. There's another atrocity happening right here. That was like seven talkbacks David Brody seven, I mean, I love you day MGF all people to offend us like, we're not offended.
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Speaker 1: No, none of this. Okay. So we have a problemate problem with the system.
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Speaker 2: The iHeartRadio talkback system is not keeping all of the talkbacks. It seems to be a limit on how many it can hold.
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Speaker 1: Every week.
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Speaker 2: I've been told that, we've been that some of them have been booted out and they're not hearing them on here. And now that we're getting and now that we're getting so many more listeners, now that we're in the Elvestrand podcast folder, we've got to make sure we have enough room for all the new lists.
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Speaker 1: Everybody, we love the old list. Everybody's great.
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Speaker 2: But here's the thing I feel, scary feels you could probably get your now listen. You could probably get your point across in two three talkbacks, maybe four. If you do a Solt parody, that's gonna take you five or six. It's a little longer. It's content, we get it, but try to be concise and not say the same thing.
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Speaker 1: Reiterate what you're reiterated, you reiterated.
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Speaker 2: Reiterat So because we share this, by the way, we share this platform with every other one in the iHeart network that leaves talkbacks, including the elbows Strand Morning Show. So it's not a fault, it's not. It's a hard drive issue and we're trying to work through it. But there's just not enough room so it's time to us like cut back a little bit. Talk shows, award shows where they play you off. We we will have a series of jingles to remind everybody. Now listen, we're not telling you to do five or six to hear us play the jingles. We're letting you know that if you miscount or forget how many you did, we may so you may hear something a little something like this. Oh yeah, that's it, So honestly, get your point across.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna say, we're gonna call it three. Now.
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Speaker 2: If something is so friggin interesting that it has to go and it's so compelling that it has to bleed into a fourth, maybe that, but you know something, four is the limit from here on out. Otherwise we're gonna have to play you off with one of Brody's crash jingles.
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Speaker 1: Oh like this really, Yeah, we're gonna fade it out. We're gonna cut it off. That was top that number four you do not get anymore. Number five is on the cutting room floor. We try to be subtle. End scene.
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Speaker 2: Uh so so yeah, but no, really, let's keep it to three. We've said this in the past. Three is the magic. Three is the magic number. No. No, Oh, we are gonna be no no, because if they're boring and we don't want to get him out of three, we're gonna have a jingle for three.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a jingle for three and four.
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Speaker 2: Because if it's an interesting one and it's so compelling, we'll let you get to four and then we'll play that ship. So an example of of of a third one where you're like, I just wonder, right, So but only four of those, no, because you're being going to we're gonna cap you with three. And it's all subjects to my fingers. Okay, I'm a man of the people. That being said, we're doing our best to make sure we fit as many as possible by as many different people. On the hard drive, the the the well, what is it. It's it's not a hard drive, it's storage space. It's cloud storage. And so there's only so much cloud storage. And I would pick someone who works fiheart blame them for all their talkbacks because we're doing what we can. Listen you do it in one and two, one or two, we love you. That's Chef's kiss.
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Speaker 1: Three, three awesome, four, brilliant.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But if you're boring, and you do three, that's your last strike.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 2: If you if you talk, I just want to say, blue is my favorite color. Uh, talk back number two continuing, Hey, blue is my favorite color. And I don't know if you know this, but I said blue is my favorite calling and I hate red. And I also, uh, this is me, you know who this is.
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Speaker 1: Again?
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Speaker 2: That was my third talk back. Don't give me any ships my last one. Blue is still my favorite. Red is my second favorite. Yeah, okay, I lied. I said I wasn't gonna do anymore. But it's my favorite. And we're gonna cut you off right there. We will, they will be they will be cut off. Sorry, I'm gonna have to hit the stop. But all right, I don't want to be an asshole. But were too late for that? Well, yeah, exactly, it's fifty two years too late for that. We're leaving too many talk back talk target And there was a couple of employees hanging around.
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Speaker 7: You got the counting crows, but I was thinking.
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Speaker 1: Of nice, didn't I say counting crows? At some point? Yes, I'm not wrong. Sex is wrong for no reason. He always does not. Can I be wrong?
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Speaker 2: I spoke everybody another Brody's wrong thing. By the way, if you did four five, six seven talkbacks in a row of calling us out with the music like that or doing something like that, We're not gonna play you out. We're gonna keep it going. Oh yeah, well I'm just saying that was that's hysterical. I love hanging around.
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Speaker 13: Hey, this is Bryce from Jacksonville, Illinois. Uh. Whenever my wife and I got married. Uh, we were fortunate enough to have friends that has their gift. They uh paid for our open bar and put money down on that. But scary, I got a question for you. How much money did you put down at your wedding and what did you spend on your wedding? Just curious. I love you slice for life.
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Speaker 2: I'm not married. I never had a wedding, so that's his point. Never Yeah, so you never treated anyone to any party. You and Robin should have a big win I getting married party. Let us all come.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: No, but the money that I say, yes, all the money that I've spent though on other people's weddings more than greatly mix up for a fucking party I've spent I've spent thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars over my lifetime going to other people's ship christenings, weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays, all of it. Birthdays for the kick. Everybody else does. Engagement, everyone does that, right, But but when you get married, you get that windfall back in your direction, so it all gets coming back. It's you should throw a we're not getting married wedding. No we're not getting married.
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Speaker 1: No we ain't getting Okay.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, so my cousin's h put as guests at their wedding guest table. They hate us because they're from Russia. About age five, they did. Never liked this large family over there. My dad's aid the family, but yeah, they put us gas, disrespected us at the wedding. I want to shake the funerals the gentleman's hand and disrespect there too. So my dad stopped going to the cousin's weddings. It's just not disrespect, I would say again, the same thing with respect on my mom's side of the family, where I you know, my backpipe probably played backpie for twenty years and I played at the grandmother's funeral and somebody in the family had attitude because I was on their side.
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Speaker 1: Of the town when I'm adopted.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, just both sides, family all around, dispect and that's why my me and my dad just like, you know what, we're done, and my dad cussed them out and everything.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Gary, don't you hate to go to a wedding where it's a dry event because the bride is an alcohol.
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Speaker 1: Yeah? I do. I hate that.
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Speaker 2: Oh wait, she looked like she stepped in the middle of one of Liam's ongoing jingle.
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Speaker 1: Rants one because Liam was done. This is Reggie two in a row on Reggie.
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Speaker 3: Okay, no one was able to drink because the bride was gonna go around and everybody's el.
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Speaker 14: Caoll Okay, hey book a performing this Okay, scary, but sometimes it's scary and burdi scary.
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Speaker 5: It was me.
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Speaker 15: I made the comment, Now you look like the closet azoo bottles and you know what, it looked good.
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Speaker 1: I'll wear that shirt. That's a good lookie shirt, thank you.
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Speaker 15: As a matter of fact, I'm gonna look for a Sea Move replacement of that shirt. I'm gonna buy it. It's a good look at share scary, it's not, it's not. It's a compliment, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, perfect, Wow, he I did something that Wan Vasque has liked.
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Speaker 1: Amazing is that his only talk back. That's it for now. Somehow he knows the rules already, he sure does. He got he got the memo. Thank you, Jan Valdez. We'll be right back, Glyn Boys Podcast.
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Speaker 7: We will be right back.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's continue on.
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Speaker 11: What up?
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Speaker 10: Gods?
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Speaker 6: It's your favorite person with too much background noise and uh anyway.
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Speaker 1: Scary you is one boozy basket brother. I gotta give it to you.
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Speaker 6: You got more money than I can think of, because I'm telling you down here in North Carolina gas and sitting around both twenty to bout fifty a gallon and I'm cutting my truck off and stop like I mean, got no mindy.
00:24:27
Speaker 1: This shit killing me.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I like that help a redneck dot com. That's great.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Mary from Union City. I just want to say, Trucker, thank you for putting that together. For Reggie Chase from the way and me, I'm interested in knowing what happens like, what's the storyline?
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Speaker 4: Was the plot? Like?
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Speaker 16: Where does everything take a turn? And uh, is everyone's satisfied at the end.
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Speaker 1: I love y'all living out a fantasy here. I like this. We're writing, we're writing stuff, We're writing fiction. This could be a romance novel.
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Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn boys, is Maria from you Union City again? I'm listening to the latest episode now, and Scary, you're talking about the baby shower gift. Get them diapers. If they have diapers on the registry, just get it. Get to boxes if you're feeling generous. If it's the big boxes, they're generally about fifty dollars in that range.
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Speaker 1: That's scary. Diapers don't go bad.
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Speaker 16: And if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what they can.
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Speaker 2: That's not memorable. I don't want them wiping their kids ask with my present.
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Speaker 1: Come on, now, that's not what it's not wipes, it's diapers. But yeah, but whatever, the kid is taking a shit in my gift.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's disposable gift wipes, diapers, anything like that. I understand. It's it's always needed, it's always appreciated. Scary would rather buy the kid a knife.
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Speaker 16: Set hay Brooklyn Boys Maria from Union City. Again, if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what, they can just go and exchange it and get a different size. But if you if you want, you can get like let's say, one box newborn size one box size one, and that's it and then they'll be set. They don't have to exchange anything because the baby will eventually grow into it. I just get what's on the registry.
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Speaker 1: That I agree with, but not diapers.
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Speaker 2: Nothing we talked about, right, yes, so we're gonna talk about that.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was embarrassed. I played a game and scary it's des.
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Speaker 7: And Capone.
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Speaker 4: I agree with you, scary.
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Speaker 17: If you're going to have a wedding, especially a wedding, you really should have an open bar.
00:27:01
Speaker 1: That's great, Copone, don't you think so?
00:27:03
Speaker 17: See even my dog agrees that's right. And you know what, I just think it's because it's a wedding.
00:27:10
Speaker 14: You know.
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Speaker 17: I also agree with the other options of other types of things, But honestly, I have been to weddings before that. Instead of just an all open bar all night, they do open bar for a certain period of time, like an hour or two hours and then it switches to a cash bar. That's a good option too, you know what I mean? This way, someone's not spending five grand on top shelf, open bar liquor.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: You know, I get it. I get it to see.
00:27:37
Speaker 17: Come on, copone, tell him hello, open bar. Yes, and I don't even drink guys.
00:27:43
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I feel I feel justified on this. All right, we're gonna keep rolling along here.
00:27:49
Speaker 14: Most people this and he so it's brody and scary brody. You don't understand. Scary Jones owns a five billion dollar apartment. He owns a nine point seven ballion dollar studio equipment where he records this podcast.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: You think he cares about gas.
00:28:11
Speaker 14: Scary Jones buys gas and then he goes like, oh you see that guy over there, give him diesel.
00:28:18
Speaker 1: Scary Jones has a gold mic.
00:28:22
Speaker 14: When Chuck Norris thinks about money, he thinks about halvery much money.
00:28:27
Speaker 1: Scary Jones has.
00:28:29
Speaker 14: Please don't you ever tell Scarry Jones he has a Brooklyn Industrial gray color car that he bought because the car manufacturer said, you know what, Scary Jones is gonna drive this a broken and it is always broke.
00:28:48
Speaker 1: This I have a personality type.
00:28:52
Speaker 14: I don't like if you say the wrong thing or you mispronounced or whatever that I don't care.
00:28:59
Speaker 18: I call them scrimps for shrimp. I call them scripts as a plural. I also say pin number number, and I also say ATM machine machine just to annoying people. So if if you can be past that, then we can be friends.
00:29:14
Speaker 14: A broken and it's always scary, Hey scary uh Buster punch punch or nuts?
00:29:23
Speaker 18: Did get the clicks because all the slices clicked on it? I know that as a fact. So you can literally take this to Buster and Punch and say, hey, didn't you get clicks? Clicks amount to views, views, amount to revenue. You could take this.
00:29:42
Speaker 14: The amportant cary paper menu.
00:29:49
Speaker 5: You're in my favorite.
00:29:56
Speaker 1: That's a perfect example of how that's gonna work.
00:29:58
Speaker 2: No, no, no, okay, but you gotta oh that, So play the next Okay, we will play just this time, but that's an example of how it's gonna go.
00:30:05
Speaker 1: You will be faded out hard stop my boy paper menu right all.
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Speaker 14: Right, A brooken bussy war with this and so was born and scary paper menu, you're my favorite. You got on my good side. So that's a tweet. Don't tweet me back? All this out?
00:30:24
Speaker 1: All right? We gotta get paper menu on on the podcast Hi.
00:30:28
Speaker 19: Broken Boys is Maryland on listening to three seventy three. It's probably too early to comment, but I just had to, like, my heart sank Brody, how could you like sell his present? That's a keepsake? I I would have loved that when I was grown to know that your bestie bought that. I'm sad? Are you scary and Brody? Really you did that? You sold it?
00:30:57
Speaker 1: Okay, Brody? He gave my daughter a plate and a spoon or something. Yeah, thank you that.
00:31:05
Speaker 2: I appreciate the fact that you're sticking up for me, because a gift is a gift. It's it's a memory, it's a keepsake. It's like the time I bought producer Sam something on. It wasn't a keepsake. It was for Pete's sake. I saw what am I gonna do with this thing?
00:31:19
Speaker 1: Thank you?
00:31:19
Speaker 2: I appreciate that somebody has put the money in my kid's bank account.
00:31:22
Speaker 1: It ended up being har money. You're so tacky.
00:31:27
Speaker 5: Queens here scary.
00:31:29
Speaker 4: You talked about the Miami sheic look.
00:31:31
Speaker 7: Is that like.
00:31:31
Speaker 4: Guys in convertibles with dark sunglasses, wearing like a white suit with the jacket open.
00:31:38
Speaker 1: Tie, maybe a T shirt and do right.
00:31:40
Speaker 7: Colored dress shirt.
00:31:41
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, big shoulder pads in the jacket and the jacket sleeves are pushed up past the elbows.
00:31:47
Speaker 5: Right.
00:31:48
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's Miami advice. Okay, never mind, carry on.
00:31:52
Speaker 2: It's actually a form of Miami vice. It's it's Miami vice modern. But thank you, Jamie.
00:32:00
Speaker 8: Boy.
00:32:00
Speaker 6: Get your boy VP from NC with way too much background noise.
00:32:04
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm sitting.
00:32:05
Speaker 6: Here on this Tuesday morning, and I've.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Took your advice about the since.
00:32:09
Speaker 6: I'm purchasing my first home, and I put.
00:32:11
Speaker 1: A nice little lump sump of money to.
00:32:13
Speaker 6: The side for any repairs or anything like that that might pop up.
00:32:17
Speaker 1: But I have another question.
00:32:18
Speaker 6: Now because I also have another little lump sum of money, just a couple of grand you know.
00:32:25
Speaker 1: But where can you already know who it is?
00:32:27
Speaker 6: But anyway, so I put a few I put a little lump sum of money away, you know, enough to cover a new roof on the house, or a new hot water heater or something like that if it goes to shit or even a new heating and ac unit if it goes to shit. But I got a couple more thousand dollars sitting around, and I just want to know, like, where can I put it for it to just make money on its own, just where I could get some interest off of it.
00:32:54
Speaker 7: Man.
00:32:54
Speaker 6: Well, anyway, I'm just sitting here on this random Tuesday morning contemplating things like that that I just asked you, and uh, I really I don't have no one to ask, and I'm not gonna ask these drunk dumb asses in his warehouse that I'm surrounded by.
00:33:08
Speaker 1: So I figured, hey, Birdie and Scary are both.
00:33:10
Speaker 6: Well off with money, and they seem like they're doing all right.
00:33:14
Speaker 1: Let me ask these motherfuckers.
00:33:15
Speaker 6: Maybe they might know something about making your money make money, you know what I'm saying, Because this ship is getting old quick, Dude, I.
00:33:22
Speaker 1: Need a radio job. Yeah right, Yeah, me me too.
00:33:25
Speaker 2: So I knew you're going to say that, honestly, Honestly, I mean, there's no short answer to this, but I always, I always say invest your money in real estate if you could. I mean, that's really where that that that's one of the only things that is going to continue to go up.
00:33:41
Speaker 1: Don't have any money, you don't have any I know problem. I know it's a problem. I know it's a problem. So it's it's bad advice. I don't know. I'm kind of cornered. I don't know what to say. Man, you got a light switch in that corner.
00:33:56
Speaker 7: Brooklyn boy, is this tea waight scary that he wanted to do? Hear me more?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 7: Here we are. But I've been invited to baby showers, but for when my wife was pregnant with little Tea White, we had a diaper party for the guys instead of see them going to the baby shower, which was really just we sat around drinking beer and eating barbecue, and every guy brought a case of diapers. We did not buy diapers until he was over a year old because Walmart lets you switch them out for any size. When the lady that's pregnant when she stands up, I agree with scary, the seat is yours. But you saying that he did his job reminded me of your former show Walkers and Talkers. When Abraham asked Glenn spoiler Abraham's dead, spoiler, Glenn's dead if he was looking to make pancakes. When he was pouring to bas quick.
00:34:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, So just real quick.
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Speaker 2: There's a line in The Walking Dead And by the way, I used to always say things that were already known. I've got spoiler, which is what he's referencing. There's a line where he goes, because one guy gets another woman pregnant, and the other guy goes, were you trying to make pancakes when you were poorn the bis quick which is his sudnism for like, were you're trying to get a pregnant?
00:35:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he's referencing. Yeah, hilarious.
00:35:04
Speaker 7: All right, last topic, maybe not last talk back, but last topic for open bar. At my wedding, we did have open bar or whatever. It made our lives easier. But if you're inviting one hundred and seventy people and only half of them are going to drink, I wouldn't be mad if somebody decided not to do open bar. You can't count other people's money. But also, if you're saying you're gonna have one or two drinks, then just buy your one or two drinks. Whether you have one or two or ten, it's still gonna cost them an extra twenty. You can maybe you know, meet in the middle, do a couple free drink tokens or whatever. If you're gonna have two and underneath extra you pay for but you're being invited to celebrate their wedding. You're still getting a free meal. You're still getting you know, the opportunity to party and dance and whatever. So like, if you got to pay for a couple drinks when you're only having two, big whoop.
00:35:56
Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I say, rather than have the open bar, if you know only half the crowd drinks or they're not heavy drinkers, I would just roll the dice and just open a tab and just have them ring it as they go. And this way you'll wind up paying far less and still look like a hero because you covered everybody's drink. I'll say this, if you have a destination wedding, you better be paying for drinks.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: If I'm getting on a plane.
00:36:19
Speaker 2: And flying and standing in a hotel, yep, you gotta get me a corona.
00:36:23
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
00:36:26
Speaker 5: Brody, scary, scary Brody.
00:36:29
Speaker 20: This is Kirie and from top of pa I've chimed in a couple of times here in the past.
00:36:34
Speaker 5: I haven't had much to say, always listen. I just haven't had much to say until today.
00:36:39
Speaker 20: Well, I was listening to the Big Show and I heard Elvis talk about Scary's reaction to Shar's third child, Brody.
00:36:51
Speaker 5: Do us all fever? Just laying him Man and Brody. The reason why Man thanking for you to lay in a scary purely because you have such a way with words. It's just too good to pass up and Scary. I love you, buddy. I'm just saying, when somebody lets you know that they are pregnant, you do not lead with a profound no. You lead with a profound yes.
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Speaker 2: Anyways, Okay this became by the way, this clip probably has a million views already on YouTube or we're out on reels. I did a podcast with Share where my other partner in my other podcast, Speaking Volumes, where she told me live on the podcast she was pregnant with her third child. And my reaction was, I guess you would call classic priceless. So priceless that Elvis behind my back took the audio because he saw it online, took the audio, ripped it, played it on the air this morning on Today's Tuesday Big Show, and the whole crew ripped into me for ten minutes live on the air after they played audio from the Speaking Volumes podcast, and then that became a drop which listeners would say, should should go down in infamy and be played over and over on the show again. Ship, you've said on this podcast you couldn't get Elvis to pull a clip from the No.
00:38:18
Speaker 1: This wasn't an an on purpose thing. This was accidental.
00:38:22
Speaker 2: We're gonna play we gotta we gotta play this audio on the Brooklyn Boys podcast because it was such a moment today and they literally literally railroaded me with it blindsided.
00:38:35
Speaker 1: I had no clue this was coming because I'm.
00:38:37
Speaker 2: Like to Elvis downloaded the video, ripped the audio himself loaded into the system.
00:38:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, he's got he doesn't have that kind of time. We just have a couple of these left. Elvis.
00:38:47
Speaker 2: If you'd like to pull a clip from this podcast and get a million views of it, you're You're welcome any audio you want, Elvis, pull it, rip it on it, zip it.
00:38:55
Speaker 12: Joe from California, Yeah, he scared. I just wondering did you ever make it down to Philly to watch the Knicks play against the Sixers.
00:39:06
Speaker 1: Well, that I'm there.
00:39:07
Speaker 12: Could you said you wanted to go? That sounds like a suicide mission.
00:39:10
Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to, but I never got tickets and time didn't permit for me to go there anyway. And they weren't really selling tickets to New Yorkers. They were trying to block us out. But that people, they didn't work at all. They found We found our way down there. All Knicks fans down there, all right, So I will get this just in three more talkbacks. By the way, Uh, Joe l embiid, one of the stars of the Sixers. New Yorkers were calling them Joe l m b H. I mean that's not right, even though they beat him by like th I was so happy. Sorry Philly, sweet right, let me just check sweet sweet Yeah, big big sweep sweet love it, love it anytime, any anytime you can make a Philly fan cry.
00:39:52
Speaker 1: Listen, you football teams are better than mart.
00:39:55
Speaker 11: Louis Sam checking in on the coed baby shower, wondering how that went. My husband and I just had our first baby shower and it was a co ed shower.
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Speaker 5: But the reason it was co ed we.
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Speaker 11: Have a lot of a couple of friends and we wanted to. We made sure that it was you know, friendly for both guys and girls at We were at a bar, had cocktails, bacon wrap, shrimp yard games, you name it. I love you, guys, She continues, Save bready and scary. Sam from Saint Louis, again.
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Speaker 4: Weighing in on the baby shower gets a scary should get something.
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Speaker 11: That I think would be kind of up his alley.
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Speaker 5: A little bit bougie. Would be like a diaper service. No, I can order a service.
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Speaker 11: For families that will keep delivering them diapers.
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Speaker 2: That could be something unique as opposed to you know what as those as opposed to like a one time diaper by doing a service where they get recurring.
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Speaker 1: Diapers that that I would go for. Maybe I don't know.
00:41:00
Speaker 2: Okay, let's say you go to a wedding. Are you gonna buy the bride and groom like a grub hub or like like.
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Speaker 1: A meal a meal kit. But it's a little bit.
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Speaker 2: It's a step up and thoughtful more than just a one time diaper by where they just shit in the diaper and throw it away. At least there's a constant recurring guest another delivery advise, Oh, that's scary.
00:41:20
Speaker 1: A delivery arrived. Scary. Got this that's a constant memory. Now here's what I would.
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Speaker 2: Say, hearkening back to when I had my first kid. A diaper service provided by a certain person. It depends who they are, right. If it's like friends from work and they give you a diaper service, that's fantastic, right.
00:41:40
Speaker 1: But if it's your parents or your.
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Speaker 2: Best friend, I feel like they should get something personal that you can the kids could have forever because they're gonna be in your family. But like your work friends, if they all chip in for diaper service, that's fantastic. But I wouldn't want my best friend buying me diaper service. This is me personally. I would like them to get something meaningful for my children, unlike a plate and spool.
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Speaker 1: You know what I would like? Bottle service, Baby bottle service, baby bottle.
00:42:06
Speaker 11: Hey fan from Saint Louis the last one slices, I promise that's okay, Sarry.
00:42:12
Speaker 5: I would love.
00:42:14
Speaker 11: A Tiffany's forger last dish for my newborn listew in July.
00:42:20
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:42:20
Speaker 11: You are welcome to send one to us, and I will gladly take a picture of them eating their piece of cake on their one year.
00:42:28
Speaker 5: Birthday for you.
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Speaker 11: Again, I get the keep safe thought with it, but I would also recommend maybe adding diapers.
00:42:35
Speaker 5: In the future.
00:42:37
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you so much. I appreciate you. Thank you for backing me up.
00:42:40
Speaker 2: Thank you for everyone showing me that Brody really is truly as those that I would asshole so sold my ship. Didn't appreciate the expensive gift I got each one of his three daughters.
00:42:53
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:42:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you did not get them all gifts. In fact, you didn't get my third daughter anything. Well, by that time it was old news. Yes you like share baby, then see this is the share thing comes into play here.
00:43:04
Speaker 1: I could not believe what's going on in the shares life.
00:43:08
Speaker 2: You gotta be good to the third The third one is awesome, just like the second and first.
00:43:12
Speaker 1: So I get it. I get it, But it's like how many how many gifts you're gonna give it.
00:43:17
Speaker 2: If you're gonna give a gas plate, a glass plate with a spoon to a baby, the diaper is gonna.
00:43:22
Speaker 1: Come in handy.
00:43:22
Speaker 2: Put them all around the floor of the baby's highchair, so when the baby throws the glass plate, it'll land softly on the diapers on the floor.
00:43:30
Speaker 1: So it's not glass. You're a douche.
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Speaker 2: Hey, that's all we got for today. Thanks for your talkbacks. I know it was a quick one because well guess what we we released the Sunday whatever. Anyway, the Mother's Day gift, We're gonna give you a brooking boys in a.
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Speaker 1: Day or so.
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Speaker 2: And don't forget keep these nice and tight, baby. We don't want to hear Brody's awful AI jingles.
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Speaker 1: Please, I myself reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby, A lot of things you're gonna be on excise.
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Speaker 5: Free.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three seventy three and beyond. I'm Scary Jones with David Brody. Hold on, I'll start I'm Scary Jones.
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Speaker 1: And I'm David Rody. I like that, but worked on that last week.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what went better in dress? Now we're live and now we're without a net, so you know what, we should have recorded dress rehearsal and then played that. Probably anyway they're doing SNL, sometimes they just air the dress in the dress. If you're new, if you're new to the pod, welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. This is not that we are the guys who as the Brooklyn Boys podcast, but we're basically doing the show about the show. This is the one where people leave feedback on the main episode. We'll be hearing a lot from three seventy three and three seventy two today and whatever else people listen to. And the way to leave it talk about it is by going to the iHeartRadio app and pressing the microphone button.
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Speaker 1: Boom.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of three seventy three again, being in the Elvistrand podcast folder. The podcast has only been out since Sunday, we've already doubled our normal listenership. Yeah, so we're gonna have plenty of talkbacks after we record this, that's right, But that's right to be playing more talkbacks from three seventy three on next week'slice time, for sure.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure we will be.
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Speaker 2: Also, we have a talkback announcement to make later on in this episode. Okay, we'll do it later on. We won't do it right now later all right, Now, let's get to this week's talkbacks. If you listen through Spotify or Apple or anywhere other way, we appreciate the listen. But if you want to give some feedback, you do it through the iHeartRadio app microphone only, So that's how you got to experience that.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: Now, you could listen on a other platforms if that's what you prefer, of course, and then later op Radio app both talk back.
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Speaker 1: And give us a give us a double listen.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, was the Houston's butter lacing gold for cocaine?
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Speaker 4: Did you at least take the Ramkin two.
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Speaker 2: Which he's referring to is David Brodie's experience where you got charged three dollars extra for butter at Houston's.
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Speaker 1: You know, I could have just said that, except I got I beat you to it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, scary yeah, scary, okay, Okay, this is what we want to know. If you only got the new doorknobs and the new hinges for one door, how much would the total be for just that one door?
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Speaker 5: And let's say, for.
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Speaker 3: Argument's sake, you picked the fanciest, best one you'd want from that website.
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Speaker 5: How much is the total for one door?
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Speaker 1: Probably like four hundred bucks.
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Speaker 2: All the hinges and fancy doorknobs, actually doorknobs are astronomical.
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Speaker 1: That website, though, doesn't sell those.
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Speaker 2: They sell uh switch plates for your on and off switch, and dimmers and plugs yeah then, and sockets dangs, but they don't sell uh. They don't sell uh hinges or doorknobs. But there I've seen sites where they have got fancy as f doorknobs. I'm not gonna not trying to be in the market for those not things.
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Speaker 3: Red Ge can barely afford fruit punch let alone, Busta.
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Speaker 1: And punch hio thank you, hyo.
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Speaker 6: What about be Boys Barnie in Atlanta, listening to Broda story about Houston's Brody, where were the best ribs you ever had?
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Speaker 7: You said Houston's rebbed ribs were good, but they weren't.
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Speaker 5: The best you ever had.
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Speaker 7: So I would just like to know where were the best ribs you ever had? Peep Up boys appreciate, y'all.
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Speaker 2: That's a good question. So I'm a chicken palm guy. I'm not really a ribs guy where I like, Oh, I remember every rib I've ever had. I prefer what are the big fat ones of those beef ribs. I prefer beef ribs, and I prefer less vinegary taste. So I tell you, I really like the ribs at Virgil's Barbecue. But there used to be a place called Dallas Barbecue in Manhattan. I used to like, I don't know, I guess I have to I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what I got to say this.
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Speaker 2: None of the chains, None of the chains I like all local, like like Hometown Barbecue is there's only two of them around here. I used to like Dinosaur Barbecue, but even that so I like Dinosaur Barbecue. Yeah, but I also like, what's the one you get at home. You can buy like a rack and a bag and you cook them. I don't know, I'm not, but if I like him, I like him. I thought the Houston ones were good. They were a little spicy, little vinegary, not my favorite, but the meat was terrific.
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Speaker 1: The meat felt the boneus both. The bone is good.
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Speaker 2: But if I'm if I'm gonna be honest, I prefer Chinese roast pork spar ribs.
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Speaker 1: That's why I say that.
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Speaker 2: I actually think they have superior, superior ribs to the others. Also, I like Korean style barbecue ribs. I like that sauce, the Korean style. So I'm sorry. My apologies to Kansas City and all of the America's South. I'm just my ribs aren't my my go to.
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Speaker 5: People. Boys burn again scary.
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Speaker 6: You need to get with a sales team and get them to uh get you as a rap.
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Speaker 5: For what have you?
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Speaker 7: For this Sucker and Punch brand.
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Speaker 5: They will give you a good count for your apartment.
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Speaker 1: Sucker and Punch. That's great. I like that one.
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Speaker 2: Hey, while we're talking about this, I want to give a shout out to Renee. Renee sent me a video of a guy on TikTok named Ryan Dubbs Dubs look it up on TikTok.
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Speaker 1: He does a video relatively recently.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so funny about about Yes, I said it the scary about Chinese knockoffs where you can get the sucker and punch Punch and Judy door knobs and like figure like cheap like Timu Timu or whatever like for like a few bucks.
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Speaker 1: So it's great.
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Speaker 5: Stephen from Rockland County.
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Speaker 8: The situation with Brody going into the dumplings at closing is very similar to the one with the grape soda. He walked in, he asked permission to get dumplings. They even permission, and he went and he got them and he showed them. He said were good, They said yes, and he took the grape soda.
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Speaker 5: End of story.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 5: I don't know what other argument there is.
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Speaker 8: I really don't think there is one, but especially.
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Speaker 2: In the case of the grape soda, he literally walked out with it. As he's walking out with it in hand, we good, literally push that's being pushy, all right, No, Nope, they messed me up on whatever I ordered, the dumplings or fried Wanton's whatever it was. They took almost an hour. That's taken advantage of a small business. Nope, that was them saying that was free, Dessart, that was them saying we're sorry. Yep, they were like, yeah, we get it. Okay, gotta soda. We cost you an hour, all right?
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Speaker 8: Scary Going back several episodes about the swimming pool thing about the indoor pools. I've worked in hospitality and managed a pool for over twenty years now. Most of those pools are not properly maintained. So if you're going to use one of them, I would highly suggest that you bring your own test kit or test strips or something like that and test it before we go in, because maintenance is not what you think it is. Not to scare you, but you should always protect yourself and don't trust anyone else.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate that advice. And guess what, there's no shot I'm going in that water. Okay.
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Speaker 2: You know what's funny. He's the guy in charge of the pools and just told us not to go in them. Shouldn't he be overseeing the getting them taken care of and clean properly.
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Speaker 1: It's the ones in these buildings. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Something you can just bring you can just bring test strips and dip a test strip in and check the collar against the back of the bottle and be like, oh it's good chlorine good, great, free chlorine alkalinity. Take two seconds, I want the pool. I'll come over with my test strip.
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Speaker 9: Lean from Ohio, Hey, Maddie, talk about the man. Guess what the minute in the pymamient Go read Book of Genesis, Get Sure five tells as how he created Earth. Okay, and just read that the sun in the mid or in the permament while the stars are above.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's fair. Keep in mind it was written by mash so I saw the moon and they put.
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Speaker 1: It in the book.
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Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys Boy Alex from Texas commented on three seventy two punch your lights out, y'all mentioned did you all ever imitate somebody or act like you somebody else? That's scary brought up with the construction vests. I did that one time. I worked for a company a long time ago, probably eight years ago. Well, anyways, me and our friends went out to a uce event and the line were long. We were waiting twenty minutes to turn out of the event. The line wasn't moving. It was probably thirty cars deep back. So I got out in my vest, ran up to the front. Pause the line that wasn't letting us go through. Let the line I was going in. I was in go And once my friends had pulled up, I jumped in and left amazing, and I heard everybody in the back honking, and we were just laughing, drunk as hell.
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Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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Speaker 2: Love that love that he pretended to be the street, the street employe, the you know, the construction guy.
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Speaker 5: Love.
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Speaker 1: Thank you?
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Speaker 9: Were you scared? Appreciate you guys. You guys are funny. You're hilarious. Really appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Liam, appreciate it. Welcome Liam there a gay? Fuck? Are you hilarious? You said, jid hot a winter?
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Speaker 11: Didn't know.
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Speaker 1: They're asking for merch st jeez. Anyways, you're fine.
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Speaker 2: You ever noticed when Liam leaves a talk back there's always birds chirping in the background.
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Speaker 1: You think you know that song by the Corperenters.
00:10:22
Speaker 2: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are here. I'm wondering, No, no, I'm wondering if that that those are real or if that's a soundtrack. You mean sound effects. Yeah, sound effects. Oh maybe you think he's got his own soundtrack to his life. You think people composed music for them.
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Speaker 1: I think he's playing sound effects of birds.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you know they let him out for a couple hours and he went out in the in the in the garden.
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Speaker 1: Very calm.
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Speaker 2: All right, we gotta take a first break my boy podcast.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go on an upward So far we've been good.
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Speaker 12: We have in California.
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Speaker 1: CALLI.
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Speaker 12: I know sent the big but I would never get through on there. But scary. How come on Friday show, you guys were saying that everything else talked about on Thursday's show was what you really talked about. There was no Thursday show. Everything that was on there was pre recorded or from older shows. So I don't know why they wouldn't just say that it wasn't live.
00:11:25
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. There was a show on Thursday. We worked. There was no show on Tuesday. Tuesday, there was no show, right, was it Tuesday? On a Tuesday?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think it was on a Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: By the way, apologizing for breaking the rules doesn't give you permission to them break the rules. Maybe should write a jingle for that, Brody, I may have to do that. I've got slight jingles we may have to play later.
00:11:46
Speaker 1: Leave it on the Big Show. Keep it.
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Speaker 2: I feel like you can go to at Scary Jones on Instagram and message him with all Elvis Durand Morning Show related items that appeal to Scary. Right, okay, all right, I see a major major offender coming up, major offender.
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Speaker 6: Who whooo?
00:12:01
Speaker 1: Okay, all this? I see eight talkbacks. Sometimes you're wrong.
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Speaker 4: Today three seventy two. No, Brodie is wrong. You should not have gone through the exit door in that restaurant. I know I've done that before. Oh they may say no problem, but deep down they're like, oh, what's the freaking guy.
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Speaker 1: They throw out?
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Speaker 4: I think she made an exception because you're a regular there. Yes, well, I'm glad you got the dumplings. You know what, if you think about it, you kind of did them a favor. I know I take both the people crazy, right, but still it was wrong. You shouldn't have went through the exit door. Well it was, but hey, you had a you know, you wanted to have them, and you know what, I bet they will go as to give you the extra and they probably want to throw them out anyway. Yes, I love you guys. Next, Oh, scary, scary, scary?
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Speaker 1: Right?
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Speaker 4: What is the purpose of a light? To give light? A switch? You have it on, you have it off, It dims. Who gives a rat's ass? If it's made in fucking gold, it does a purpose. No matter what you have. I know she's trying to help. You don't have a mansion. You're not like these Hollywood staws that you know.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't know that, all right?
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Speaker 4: The light switch, who gives a crap? Are they gonna really? People are going to be looking at your walls and go ooh they got buster and punch light switch? Whoa listen? As long as electric works. They didn't shut your electric off. You're giving light, you're dimming light. Gives a crap? What the hell? The plate looks like. You're lucky if you have electric and you paid your bill. Okay, it's me again, all right, So it's nice that you want to have nice stuff.
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Speaker 1: You got a brand new upond and just say something different.
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Speaker 4: You're still getting hate hot water and electric.
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Speaker 1: No matter why, you're going to.
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Speaker 4: Same electric. You've got to be grateful for what you have. I am, Yes, you want to bougie on on up, just get one of them. Okay, I'm out. No, you're not three dollars for a pad of butter. You gotta be kidding me. Three seventy two. Yeah, I would. I would have took the tablecloth, the forks and knives. I don't care. Why the hell would you have to pay for butter? Why the hell that is something that comes with the food? That is ridiculous. Well, you said it's a great place, right granted, But three dollars for an extra pad of butter?
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Speaker 1: You want to slam my head over it?
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Speaker 2: You you want to hit me with seventy five cent fee. I really don't think it should go beyond that. Three dollars is an atrocity, and it's.
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Speaker 1: The best butter in the world. I'll pay a dollar.
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Speaker 2: There's another atrocity happening. There's another atrocity happening right here. That was like seven talkbacks David Brody seven, I mean, I love you day MGF all people to offend us like, we're not offended.
00:15:24
Speaker 1: No, none of this. Okay. So we have a problemate problem with the system.
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Speaker 2: The iHeartRadio talkback system is not keeping all of the talkbacks. It seems to be a limit on how many it can hold.
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Speaker 1: Every week.
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Speaker 2: I've been told that, we've been that some of them have been booted out and they're not hearing them on here. And now that we're getting and now that we're getting so many more listeners, now that we're in the Elvestrand podcast folder, we've got to make sure we have enough room for all the new lists.
00:15:48
Speaker 1: Everybody, we love the old list. Everybody's great.
00:15:50
Speaker 2: But here's the thing I feel, scary feels you could probably get your now listen. You could probably get your point across in two three talkbacks, maybe four. If you do a Solt parody, that's gonna take you five or six. It's a little longer. It's content, we get it, but try to be concise and not say the same thing.
00:16:08
Speaker 1: Reiterate what you're reiterated, you reiterated.
00:16:09
Speaker 2: Reiterat So because we share this, by the way, we share this platform with every other one in the iHeart network that leaves talkbacks, including the elbows Strand Morning Show. So it's not a fault, it's not. It's a hard drive issue and we're trying to work through it. But there's just not enough room so it's time to us like cut back a little bit. Talk shows, award shows where they play you off. We we will have a series of jingles to remind everybody. Now listen, we're not telling you to do five or six to hear us play the jingles. We're letting you know that if you miscount or forget how many you did, we may so you may hear something a little something like this. Oh yeah, that's it, So honestly, get your point across.
00:17:02
Speaker 1: We're gonna say, we're gonna call it three. Now.
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Speaker 2: If something is so friggin interesting that it has to go and it's so compelling that it has to bleed into a fourth, maybe that, but you know something, four is the limit from here on out. Otherwise we're gonna have to play you off with one of Brody's crash jingles.
00:17:22
Speaker 1: Oh like this really, Yeah, we're gonna fade it out. We're gonna cut it off. That was top that number four you do not get anymore. Number five is on the cutting room floor. We try to be subtle. End scene.
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Speaker 2: Uh so so yeah, but no, really, let's keep it to three. We've said this in the past. Three is the magic. Three is the magic number. No. No, Oh, we are gonna be no no, because if they're boring and we don't want to get him out of three, we're gonna have a jingle for three.
00:18:07
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a jingle for three and four.
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Speaker 2: Because if it's an interesting one and it's so compelling, we'll let you get to four and then we'll play that ship. So an example of of of a third one where you're like, I just wonder, right, So but only four of those, no, because you're being going to we're gonna cap you with three. And it's all subjects to my fingers. Okay, I'm a man of the people. That being said, we're doing our best to make sure we fit as many as possible by as many different people. On the hard drive, the the the well, what is it. It's it's not a hard drive, it's storage space. It's cloud storage. And so there's only so much cloud storage. And I would pick someone who works fiheart blame them for all their talkbacks because we're doing what we can. Listen you do it in one and two, one or two, we love you. That's Chef's kiss.
00:18:57
Speaker 1: Three, three awesome, four, brilliant.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But if you're boring, and you do three, that's your last strike.
00:19:03
Speaker 1: That's it.
00:19:04
Speaker 2: If you if you talk, I just want to say, blue is my favorite color. Uh, talk back number two continuing, Hey, blue is my favorite color. And I don't know if you know this, but I said blue is my favorite calling and I hate red. And I also, uh, this is me, you know who this is.
00:19:18
Speaker 1: Again?
00:19:18
Speaker 2: That was my third talk back. Don't give me any ships my last one. Blue is still my favorite. Red is my second favorite. Yeah, okay, I lied. I said I wasn't gonna do anymore. But it's my favorite. And we're gonna cut you off right there. We will, they will be they will be cut off. Sorry, I'm gonna have to hit the stop. But all right, I don't want to be an asshole. But were too late for that? Well, yeah, exactly, it's fifty two years too late for that. We're leaving too many talk back talk target And there was a couple of employees hanging around.
00:19:44
Speaker 7: You got the counting crows, but I was thinking.
00:19:46
Speaker 1: Of nice, didn't I say counting crows? At some point? Yes, I'm not wrong. Sex is wrong for no reason. He always does not. Can I be wrong?
00:20:02
Speaker 2: I spoke everybody another Brody's wrong thing. By the way, if you did four five, six seven talkbacks in a row of calling us out with the music like that or doing something like that, We're not gonna play you out. We're gonna keep it going. Oh yeah, well I'm just saying that was that's hysterical. I love hanging around.
00:20:23
Speaker 13: Hey, this is Bryce from Jacksonville, Illinois. Uh. Whenever my wife and I got married. Uh, we were fortunate enough to have friends that has their gift. They uh paid for our open bar and put money down on that. But scary, I got a question for you. How much money did you put down at your wedding and what did you spend on your wedding? Just curious. I love you slice for life.
00:20:47
Speaker 2: I'm not married. I never had a wedding, so that's his point. Never Yeah, so you never treated anyone to any party. You and Robin should have a big win I getting married party. Let us all come.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: No, but the money that I say, yes, all the money that I've spent though on other people's weddings more than greatly mix up for a fucking party I've spent I've spent thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars over my lifetime going to other people's ship christenings, weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays, all of it. Birthdays for the kick. Everybody else does. Engagement, everyone does that, right, But but when you get married, you get that windfall back in your direction, so it all gets coming back. It's you should throw a we're not getting married wedding. No we're not getting married.
00:21:39
Speaker 1: No we ain't getting Okay.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, so my cousin's h put as guests at their wedding guest table. They hate us because they're from Russia. About age five, they did. Never liked this large family over there. My dad's aid the family, but yeah, they put us gas, disrespected us at the wedding. I want to shake the funerals the gentleman's hand and disrespect there too. So my dad stopped going to the cousin's weddings. It's just not disrespect, I would say again, the same thing with respect on my mom's side of the family, where I you know, my backpipe probably played backpie for twenty years and I played at the grandmother's funeral and somebody in the family had attitude because I was on their side.
00:22:28
Speaker 1: Of the town when I'm adopted.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, just both sides, family all around, dispect and that's why my me and my dad just like, you know what, we're done, and my dad cussed them out and everything.
00:22:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gary, don't you hate to go to a wedding where it's a dry event because the bride is an alcohol.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do. I hate that.
00:22:54
Speaker 2: Oh wait, she looked like she stepped in the middle of one of Liam's ongoing jingle.
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Speaker 1: Rants one because Liam was done. This is Reggie two in a row on Reggie.
00:23:05
Speaker 3: Okay, no one was able to drink because the bride was gonna go around and everybody's el.
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Speaker 14: Caoll Okay, hey book a performing this Okay, scary, but sometimes it's scary and burdi scary.
00:23:21
Speaker 5: It was me.
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Speaker 15: I made the comment, Now you look like the closet azoo bottles and you know what, it looked good.
00:23:27
Speaker 1: I'll wear that shirt. That's a good lookie shirt, thank you.
00:23:29
Speaker 15: As a matter of fact, I'm gonna look for a Sea Move replacement of that shirt. I'm gonna buy it. It's a good look at share scary, it's not, it's not. It's a compliment, all.
00:23:39
Speaker 2: Right, perfect, Wow, he I did something that Wan Vasque has liked.
00:23:45
Speaker 1: Amazing is that his only talk back. That's it for now. Somehow he knows the rules already, he sure does. He got he got the memo. Thank you, Jan Valdez. We'll be right back, Glyn Boys Podcast.
00:23:59
Speaker 7: We will be right back.
00:24:01
Speaker 1: All right, let's continue on.
00:24:06
Speaker 11: What up?
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Speaker 10: Gods?
00:24:06
Speaker 6: It's your favorite person with too much background noise and uh anyway.
00:24:11
Speaker 1: Scary you is one boozy basket brother. I gotta give it to you.
00:24:15
Speaker 6: You got more money than I can think of, because I'm telling you down here in North Carolina gas and sitting around both twenty to bout fifty a gallon and I'm cutting my truck off and stop like I mean, got no mindy.
00:24:27
Speaker 1: This shit killing me.
00:24:28
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00:24:34
Speaker 1: Thank you. I like that help a redneck dot com. That's great.
00:24:39
Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Mary from Union City. I just want to say, Trucker, thank you for putting that together. For Reggie Chase from the way and me, I'm interested in knowing what happens like, what's the storyline?
00:24:53
Speaker 4: Was the plot? Like?
00:24:56
Speaker 16: Where does everything take a turn? And uh, is everyone's satisfied at the end.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: I love y'all living out a fantasy here. I like this. We're writing, we're writing stuff, We're writing fiction. This could be a romance novel.
00:25:12
Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn boys, is Maria from you Union City again? I'm listening to the latest episode now, and Scary, you're talking about the baby shower gift. Get them diapers. If they have diapers on the registry, just get it. Get to boxes if you're feeling generous. If it's the big boxes, they're generally about fifty dollars in that range.
00:25:36
Speaker 1: That's scary. Diapers don't go bad.
00:25:39
Speaker 16: And if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what they can.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: That's not memorable. I don't want them wiping their kids ask with my present.
00:25:47
Speaker 1: Come on, now, that's not what it's not wipes, it's diapers. But yeah, but whatever, the kid is taking a shit in my gift.
00:25:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's disposable gift wipes, diapers, anything like that. I understand. It's it's always needed, it's always appreciated. Scary would rather buy the kid a knife.
00:26:05
Speaker 16: Set hay Brooklyn Boys Maria from Union City. Again, if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what, they can just go and exchange it and get a different size. But if you if you want, you can get like let's say, one box newborn size one box size one, and that's it and then they'll be set. They don't have to exchange anything because the baby will eventually grow into it. I just get what's on the registry.
00:26:37
Speaker 1: That I agree with, but not diapers.
00:26:39
Speaker 2: Nothing we talked about, right, yes, so we're gonna talk about that.
00:26:44
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was embarrassed. I played a game and scary it's des.
00:26:51
Speaker 7: And Capone.
00:26:53
Speaker 4: I agree with you, scary.
00:26:55
Speaker 17: If you're going to have a wedding, especially a wedding, you really should have an open bar.
00:27:01
Speaker 1: That's great, Copone, don't you think so?
00:27:03
Speaker 17: See even my dog agrees that's right. And you know what, I just think it's because it's a wedding.
00:27:10
Speaker 14: You know.
00:27:11
Speaker 17: I also agree with the other options of other types of things, But honestly, I have been to weddings before that. Instead of just an all open bar all night, they do open bar for a certain period of time, like an hour or two hours and then it switches to a cash bar. That's a good option too, you know what I mean? This way, someone's not spending five grand on top shelf, open bar liquor.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: You know, I get it. I get it to see.
00:27:37
Speaker 17: Come on, copone, tell him hello, open bar. Yes, and I don't even drink guys.
00:27:43
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I feel I feel justified on this. All right, we're gonna keep rolling along here.
00:27:49
Speaker 14: Most people this and he so it's brody and scary brody. You don't understand. Scary Jones owns a five billion dollar apartment. He owns a nine point seven ballion dollar studio equipment where he records this podcast.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: You think he cares about gas.
00:28:11
Speaker 14: Scary Jones buys gas and then he goes like, oh you see that guy over there, give him diesel.
00:28:18
Speaker 1: Scary Jones has a gold mic.
00:28:22
Speaker 14: When Chuck Norris thinks about money, he thinks about halvery much money.
00:28:27
Speaker 1: Scary Jones has.
00:28:29
Speaker 14: Please don't you ever tell Scarry Jones he has a Brooklyn Industrial gray color car that he bought because the car manufacturer said, you know what, Scary Jones is gonna drive this a broken and it is always broke.
00:28:48
Speaker 1: This I have a personality type.
00:28:52
Speaker 14: I don't like if you say the wrong thing or you mispronounced or whatever that I don't care.
00:28:59
Speaker 18: I call them scrimps for shrimp. I call them scripts as a plural. I also say pin number number, and I also say ATM machine machine just to annoying people. So if if you can be past that, then we can be friends.
00:29:14
Speaker 14: A broken and it's always scary, Hey scary uh Buster punch punch or nuts?
00:29:23
Speaker 18: Did get the clicks because all the slices clicked on it? I know that as a fact. So you can literally take this to Buster and Punch and say, hey, didn't you get clicks? Clicks amount to views, views, amount to revenue. You could take this.
00:29:42
Speaker 14: The amportant cary paper menu.
00:29:49
Speaker 5: You're in my favorite.
00:29:56
Speaker 1: That's a perfect example of how that's gonna work.
00:29:58
Speaker 2: No, no, no, okay, but you gotta oh that, So play the next Okay, we will play just this time, but that's an example of how it's gonna go.
00:30:05
Speaker 1: You will be faded out hard stop my boy paper menu right all.
00:30:08
Speaker 14: Right, A brooken bussy war with this and so was born and scary paper menu, you're my favorite. You got on my good side. So that's a tweet. Don't tweet me back? All this out?
00:30:24
Speaker 1: All right? We gotta get paper menu on on the podcast Hi.
00:30:28
Speaker 19: Broken Boys is Maryland on listening to three seventy three. It's probably too early to comment, but I just had to, like, my heart sank Brody, how could you like sell his present? That's a keepsake? I I would have loved that when I was grown to know that your bestie bought that. I'm sad? Are you scary and Brody? Really you did that? You sold it?
00:30:57
Speaker 1: Okay, Brody? He gave my daughter a plate and a spoon or something. Yeah, thank you that.
00:31:05
Speaker 2: I appreciate the fact that you're sticking up for me, because a gift is a gift. It's it's a memory, it's a keepsake. It's like the time I bought producer Sam something on. It wasn't a keepsake. It was for Pete's sake. I saw what am I gonna do with this thing?
00:31:19
Speaker 1: Thank you?
00:31:19
Speaker 2: I appreciate that somebody has put the money in my kid's bank account.
00:31:22
Speaker 1: It ended up being har money. You're so tacky.
00:31:27
Speaker 5: Queens here scary.
00:31:29
Speaker 4: You talked about the Miami sheic look.
00:31:31
Speaker 7: Is that like.
00:31:31
Speaker 4: Guys in convertibles with dark sunglasses, wearing like a white suit with the jacket open.
00:31:38
Speaker 1: Tie, maybe a T shirt and do right.
00:31:40
Speaker 7: Colored dress shirt.
00:31:41
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, big shoulder pads in the jacket and the jacket sleeves are pushed up past the elbows.
00:31:47
Speaker 5: Right.
00:31:48
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's Miami advice. Okay, never mind, carry on.
00:31:52
Speaker 2: It's actually a form of Miami vice. It's it's Miami vice modern. But thank you, Jamie.
00:32:00
Speaker 8: Boy.
00:32:00
Speaker 6: Get your boy VP from NC with way too much background noise.
00:32:04
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm sitting.
00:32:05
Speaker 6: Here on this Tuesday morning, and I've.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Took your advice about the since.
00:32:09
Speaker 6: I'm purchasing my first home, and I put.
00:32:11
Speaker 1: A nice little lump sump of money to.
00:32:13
Speaker 6: The side for any repairs or anything like that that might pop up.
00:32:17
Speaker 1: But I have another question.
00:32:18
Speaker 6: Now because I also have another little lump sum of money, just a couple of grand you know.
00:32:25
Speaker 1: But where can you already know who it is?
00:32:27
Speaker 6: But anyway, so I put a few I put a little lump sum of money away, you know, enough to cover a new roof on the house, or a new hot water heater or something like that if it goes to shit or even a new heating and ac unit if it goes to shit. But I got a couple more thousand dollars sitting around, and I just want to know, like, where can I put it for it to just make money on its own, just where I could get some interest off of it.
00:32:54
Speaker 7: Man.
00:32:54
Speaker 6: Well, anyway, I'm just sitting here on this random Tuesday morning contemplating things like that that I just asked you, and uh, I really I don't have no one to ask, and I'm not gonna ask these drunk dumb asses in his warehouse that I'm surrounded by.
00:33:08
Speaker 1: So I figured, hey, Birdie and Scary are both.
00:33:10
Speaker 6: Well off with money, and they seem like they're doing all right.
00:33:14
Speaker 1: Let me ask these motherfuckers.
00:33:15
Speaker 6: Maybe they might know something about making your money make money, you know what I'm saying, Because this ship is getting old quick, Dude, I.
00:33:22
Speaker 1: Need a radio job. Yeah right, Yeah, me me too.
00:33:25
Speaker 2: So I knew you're going to say that, honestly, Honestly, I mean, there's no short answer to this, but I always, I always say invest your money in real estate if you could. I mean, that's really where that that that's one of the only things that is going to continue to go up.
00:33:41
Speaker 1: Don't have any money, you don't have any I know problem. I know it's a problem. I know it's a problem. So it's it's bad advice. I don't know. I'm kind of cornered. I don't know what to say. Man, you got a light switch in that corner.
00:33:56
Speaker 7: Brooklyn boy, is this tea waight scary that he wanted to do? Hear me more?
00:34:00
Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 7: Here we are. But I've been invited to baby showers, but for when my wife was pregnant with little Tea White, we had a diaper party for the guys instead of see them going to the baby shower, which was really just we sat around drinking beer and eating barbecue, and every guy brought a case of diapers. We did not buy diapers until he was over a year old because Walmart lets you switch them out for any size. When the lady that's pregnant when she stands up, I agree with scary, the seat is yours. But you saying that he did his job reminded me of your former show Walkers and Talkers. When Abraham asked Glenn spoiler Abraham's dead, spoiler, Glenn's dead if he was looking to make pancakes. When he was pouring to bas quick.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, So just real quick.
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Speaker 2: There's a line in The Walking Dead And by the way, I used to always say things that were already known. I've got spoiler, which is what he's referencing. There's a line where he goes, because one guy gets another woman pregnant, and the other guy goes, were you trying to make pancakes when you were poorn the bis quick which is his sudnism for like, were you're trying to get a pregnant?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he's referencing. Yeah, hilarious.
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Speaker 7: All right, last topic, maybe not last talk back, but last topic for open bar. At my wedding, we did have open bar or whatever. It made our lives easier. But if you're inviting one hundred and seventy people and only half of them are going to drink, I wouldn't be mad if somebody decided not to do open bar. You can't count other people's money. But also, if you're saying you're gonna have one or two drinks, then just buy your one or two drinks. Whether you have one or two or ten, it's still gonna cost them an extra twenty. You can maybe you know, meet in the middle, do a couple free drink tokens or whatever. If you're gonna have two and underneath extra you pay for but you're being invited to celebrate their wedding. You're still getting a free meal. You're still getting you know, the opportunity to party and dance and whatever. So like, if you got to pay for a couple drinks when you're only having two, big whoop.
00:35:56
Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I say, rather than have the open bar, if you know only half the crowd drinks or they're not heavy drinkers, I would just roll the dice and just open a tab and just have them ring it as they go. And this way you'll wind up paying far less and still look like a hero because you covered everybody's drink. I'll say this, if you have a destination wedding, you better be paying for drinks.
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Speaker 1: If I'm getting on a plane.
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Speaker 2: And flying and standing in a hotel, yep, you gotta get me a corona.
00:36:23
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
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Speaker 5: Brody, scary, scary Brody.
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Speaker 20: This is Kirie and from top of pa I've chimed in a couple of times here in the past.
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Speaker 5: I haven't had much to say, always listen. I just haven't had much to say until today.
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Speaker 20: Well, I was listening to the Big Show and I heard Elvis talk about Scary's reaction to Shar's third child, Brody.
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Speaker 5: Do us all fever? Just laying him Man and Brody. The reason why Man thanking for you to lay in a scary purely because you have such a way with words. It's just too good to pass up and Scary. I love you, buddy. I'm just saying, when somebody lets you know that they are pregnant, you do not lead with a profound no. You lead with a profound yes.
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Speaker 2: Anyways, Okay this became by the way, this clip probably has a million views already on YouTube or we're out on reels. I did a podcast with Share where my other partner in my other podcast, Speaking Volumes, where she told me live on the podcast she was pregnant with her third child. And my reaction was, I guess you would call classic priceless. So priceless that Elvis behind my back took the audio because he saw it online, took the audio, ripped it, played it on the air this morning on Today's Tuesday Big Show, and the whole crew ripped into me for ten minutes live on the air after they played audio from the Speaking Volumes podcast, and then that became a drop which listeners would say, should should go down in infamy and be played over and over on the show again. Ship, you've said on this podcast you couldn't get Elvis to pull a clip from the No.
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Speaker 1: This wasn't an an on purpose thing. This was accidental.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna play we gotta we gotta play this audio on the Brooklyn Boys podcast because it was such a moment today and they literally literally railroaded me with it blindsided.
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Speaker 1: I had no clue this was coming because I'm.
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Speaker 2: Like to Elvis downloaded the video, ripped the audio himself loaded into the system.
00:38:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, he's got he doesn't have that kind of time. We just have a couple of these left. Elvis.
00:38:47
Speaker 2: If you'd like to pull a clip from this podcast and get a million views of it, you're You're welcome any audio you want, Elvis, pull it, rip it on it, zip it.
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Speaker 12: Joe from California, Yeah, he scared. I just wondering did you ever make it down to Philly to watch the Knicks play against the Sixers.
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Speaker 1: Well, that I'm there.
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Speaker 12: Could you said you wanted to go? That sounds like a suicide mission.
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Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to, but I never got tickets and time didn't permit for me to go there anyway. And they weren't really selling tickets to New Yorkers. They were trying to block us out. But that people, they didn't work at all. They found We found our way down there. All Knicks fans down there, all right, So I will get this just in three more talkbacks. By the way, Uh, Joe l embiid, one of the stars of the Sixers. New Yorkers were calling them Joe l m b H. I mean that's not right, even though they beat him by like th I was so happy. Sorry Philly, sweet right, let me just check sweet sweet Yeah, big big sweep sweet love it, love it anytime, any anytime you can make a Philly fan cry.
00:39:52
Speaker 1: Listen, you football teams are better than mart.
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Speaker 11: Louis Sam checking in on the coed baby shower, wondering how that went. My husband and I just had our first baby shower and it was a co ed shower.
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Speaker 5: But the reason it was co ed we.
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Speaker 11: Have a lot of a couple of friends and we wanted to. We made sure that it was you know, friendly for both guys and girls at We were at a bar, had cocktails, bacon wrap, shrimp yard games, you name it. I love you, guys, She continues, Save bready and scary. Sam from Saint Louis, again.
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Speaker 4: Weighing in on the baby shower gets a scary should get something.
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Speaker 11: That I think would be kind of up his alley.
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Speaker 5: A little bit bougie. Would be like a diaper service. No, I can order a service.
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Speaker 11: For families that will keep delivering them diapers.
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Speaker 2: That could be something unique as opposed to you know what as those as opposed to like a one time diaper by doing a service where they get recurring.
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Speaker 1: Diapers that that I would go for. Maybe I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's say you go to a wedding. Are you gonna buy the bride and groom like a grub hub or like like.
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Speaker 1: A meal a meal kit. But it's a little bit.
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Speaker 2: It's a step up and thoughtful more than just a one time diaper by where they just shit in the diaper and throw it away. At least there's a constant recurring guest another delivery advise, Oh, that's scary.
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Speaker 1: A delivery arrived. Scary. Got this that's a constant memory. Now here's what I would.
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Speaker 2: Say, hearkening back to when I had my first kid. A diaper service provided by a certain person. It depends who they are, right. If it's like friends from work and they give you a diaper service, that's fantastic, right.
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Speaker 1: But if it's your parents or your.
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Speaker 2: Best friend, I feel like they should get something personal that you can the kids could have forever because they're gonna be in your family. But like your work friends, if they all chip in for diaper service, that's fantastic. But I wouldn't want my best friend buying me diaper service. This is me personally. I would like them to get something meaningful for my children, unlike a plate and spool.
00:42:00
Speaker 1: You know what I would like? Bottle service, Baby bottle service, baby bottle.
00:42:06
Speaker 11: Hey fan from Saint Louis the last one slices, I promise that's okay, Sarry.
00:42:12
Speaker 5: I would love.
00:42:14
Speaker 11: A Tiffany's forger last dish for my newborn listew in July.
00:42:20
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:42:20
Speaker 11: You are welcome to send one to us, and I will gladly take a picture of them eating their piece of cake on their one year.
00:42:28
Speaker 5: Birthday for you.
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Speaker 11: Again, I get the keep safe thought with it, but I would also recommend maybe adding diapers.
00:42:35
Speaker 5: In the future.
00:42:37
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you so much. I appreciate you. Thank you for backing me up.
00:42:40
Speaker 2: Thank you for everyone showing me that Brody really is truly as those that I would asshole so sold my ship. Didn't appreciate the expensive gift I got each one of his three daughters.
00:42:53
Speaker 1: Thank you.
00:42:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you did not get them all gifts. In fact, you didn't get my third daughter anything. Well, by that time it was old news. Yes you like share baby, then see this is the share thing comes into play here.
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Speaker 1: I could not believe what's going on in the shares life.
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Speaker 2: You gotta be good to the third The third one is awesome, just like the second and first.
00:43:12
Speaker 1: So I get it. I get it, But it's like how many how many gifts you're gonna give it.
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Speaker 2: If you're gonna give a gas plate, a glass plate with a spoon to a baby, the diaper is gonna.
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Speaker 1: Come in handy.
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Speaker 2: Put them all around the floor of the baby's highchair, so when the baby throws the glass plate, it'll land softly on the diapers on the floor.
00:43:30
Speaker 1: So it's not glass. You're a douche.
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Speaker 2: Hey, that's all we got for today. Thanks for your talkbacks. I know it was a quick one because well guess what we we released the Sunday whatever. Anyway, the Mother's Day gift, We're gonna give you a brooking boys in a.
00:43:46
Speaker 1: Day or so.
00:43:47
Speaker 2: And don't forget keep these nice and tight, baby. We don't want to hear Brody's awful AI jingles.
00:43:52
Speaker 1: Please, I myself reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby, A lot of things you're gonna be on excise.
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Speaker 5: Free.
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Speaker 4: Jasser