The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #370

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast Slice Reactions.

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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode number three seventy and beyond Slice Time meaning the episode about the episode. David Brody, I'm Scary Jones.

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Speaker 3: And as pointed out just now, I'm David Brody. And this is an opportunity for our listeners, who we call the slices because we talk a lot about pizza, and this pizza and our logo, the slices our listeners to give their opinion on what we talked about in the last or previous episodes. This talkback feature on the Heart radio app and you hit the microphone, you leave voicemail basically, and we play them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is talk about what you say about and this entire episode is dedicated to that. So expect two episodes a week from us, the main episode and then this episode about the episode, the episode about the episode, and I'm okay, you may hear some things that you know, we'll see what you hear today. Well, you know, the slices know us, so they talk to us like family. If you're new to the podcast, welcome, thank you for checking us out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we'll talk about this more on the Brooklyn Boys. But this is the first week and a number of people have noticed it that we put the Brooklyn Boys podcast or had it put into the Elvis Duran on demand podcast channel. So if you want to listen to Elvis Duran's show, the Elvistran Morning Show, of course you'd see everyone else's podcast for hours. But as of this week, thanks to my nagging for two years, we've been added to our listenership just for this one episode. Yeah, this past three seventy doubled ye double boll.

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Speaker 1: We hope to retain them. And so if you're new you welcome aboard. Where have you been and today? And if you don't like what you hear on this episode, don't worry about it because there'll be a Brooklyn Boys episode coming up later this week. Because these are this is this, this is dedicated to the listeners. This is this is weird. This is not about us, this is this is some reason haven't listened to our podcast. You over three hundred and seventy episodes, Welcome Aboard. We normally recommend going back to episode zero and starting from the beginning. However, it's now three hundred and seventy episodes, so we recommend maybe listening to the first ten and then jumping ahead if you want. But you know you're not gonna get all the jokes and references, but you'll get ninety nine percent of them.

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Speaker 3: So welcome aboard.

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Speaker 1: We're happy to have you. Right And every time you see episode the Brooklyn Boys Slice time, that is the episode about the episode. So here are our listeners, thank you slices for your talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app this week you I Thank.

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Speaker 4: You is on his fifth vacation of the year, so you may not get this talk back, but regardless, let the bodies hit the floor.

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Speaker 5: Is drowning pool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I corrected myself, but probably right after you left that message.

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Speaker 6: FU should have waited before I hate you with that U.

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Speaker 1: It was a drowning pool.

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Speaker 7: No disturbed because I figured, you know, David Brody was gonna follow up.

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Speaker 8: I should have known he was gonna follow up.

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Speaker 1: But whatever, we all knows. Drowning pole. Yeah, the bodies at that HEO what iro was toys?

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Speaker 9: I'm like, He's like, Chad bro I mean, have you been listening all paying attentions? Matt, You've always said that we're gonna be having a weekend wedding and I'm already starting safe for it, right, So anyways that that that question was answered anyway, scary regarding to angel numbers, just to get just let.

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Speaker 10: You know, full full full.

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Speaker 9: In Chinese it means die die die, So never say it from a Chinese person.

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Speaker 1: No, you're kidding me, You're kidding me. Wait a minute, what about I four were supposed to I see so many women wearing four four four around their neck. They have like the maid of like eighteen carrot gold. These are angel numbers. These are supposed to bring you good luck. In Chinese is die die die. I don't know about that. My favorite song for men sink by the way, die. I'm sorry, I di die and that was bye bye bye. All right, no tubes attached?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 1: Are we fact checking Asian? Mike? But I guess we are English translation?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm looking all right, you yeah, yeah, you know what it just it shows me the Chinese language. That doesn't show me the English, doesn't. I trust him. He's Asian.

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Speaker 4: Brooklyn boys, John, I'm your maleman from Long Island. Here, Brody, I'm very disappointed. You're supposed to be my hard rough brother over there. I fixed it, sharing the same music. Love the pool left the bodies at the floor is drowning pool. You're not disturbed, usturb. So I'm glad you got that call back on that one. But as painful as it is to say Brody was.

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Speaker 1: Wrong, Yeah, but I appreciate he's talk back from him yet. No, it's not. But he Brodie corrected himself, and but he did second. He didn't leave a second talk back now as has been back as has been Wait, what what's that reference? I don't know, but it's about Becka from Long Allen Becker.

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Speaker 12: Brooklyn Boys, James Miami, episode three sixty nine, Slice time, Melissa, I'm gonna have to disagree with you, ma'am. He cannot buy a twelve million dollar couch if he can't take our boy to a simple steak two hundred dollars steak dinner.

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Speaker 1: Let's round it up to two hundred.

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Speaker 3: Uh No, he cannot, Melissa.

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Speaker 1: Our boys carry needs to take Brody on a steak dinner.

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Speaker 12: What I was gonna say is bring back the Jingles, bring back the Jingles brand, bring back the Jingos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, bring back the Jingos. Bringing back the ja. I brought one of them home. I brought one of them home. It was the Spruce song Deuce, Oh good good, very good.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I spoke to Spruce today, he wanted me to help him write a comedy bit. But by the time I called him back, he was getting on the train.

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Speaker 1: He was going home.

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Speaker 3: The number four does sound similar to the Mandarin word for four, So just Mandarin, not all Chinese cultures. And there's buildings in China. You know, some of our buildings in America don't have a thirteenth floor. They don't have a fourth floor, right, which seems weirder to me since it's lower down to the ground.

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Speaker 1: If you remember my former building, and I said it on this podcast several times, that my former building didn't have the number four anywhere in any of the floors. So there was no four. There was no fourteenth floor, and there was no twenty fourth floor because it can number four.

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Speaker 3: That's just weird that they're just numbers we made up to help us count things.

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Speaker 1: Just yeah. I mean, in fact, it went from twelve to fifteen because there's no thirteen either, So it went floor twelve and then right to floor fifteen. It's just ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: What if the fire department was coming there and you're like, I live on the fifteenth floor, and they run up the stairs and then in the case to the counting stairs, count staircases the floor exactly because it's too far from the smoke to see the numbers on the wall before you said.

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Speaker 10: From CT Can I just say that's scary as a delightful, endaring energy about him, He's like human decoration. Thank you, quite frankly, I've never seen a man bridge the gap between youthfulness and elderly so exquisitely.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the compliment. I think that's supposed to be a compliment for Donnie. That's a compliment. Yeah right, I'm taking it as a compliment.

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Speaker 13: And scary talking about American cheese on absolutely anything.

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Speaker 4: American cheese is awful.

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Speaker 1: It's classic, it's ship.

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Speaker 13: I don't think anything even rather a nice piece of Swiss or I mean I don't even like Swiss plains Swiss melted.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, American cheese goes on nothing better.

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Speaker 15: Than some others.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, American cheese goes in the trash. I hate American cheese.

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Speaker 3: I happen to like American cheese, especially on fries with gravy. Absolutely or on a hamburger. Absolutely, No cheddar cheddar is better. No, I like them both, though there's.

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Speaker 1: A clear difference. Cheddar is real American cheese, American cheese melted on a roast beef sandwich classic classic.

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Speaker 16: Brooklyn Boy is Alex from Texas comment in on three sixty eight.

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Speaker 1: How do you do.

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Speaker 16: About folding or crumpling? You mentioned people with their toilet paper? Who the fuck gets up to wet their toilet paper after they take a shit?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Because I like the toilet.

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Speaker 16: Do they just sit there and reach over to sing?

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Speaker 1: Or do they fucking dip it in the toilet? Oh that's craw? Oh come on, man, No one does that. That's nasty shit right there.

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Speaker 3: Also, if you do do that, don't call us and tell us.

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Speaker 1: See exactly, boy.

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Speaker 6: MJ, I'm commenting on the athroom number three like everybody else has.

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Speaker 11: Anyway, Yeah, you have to.

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Speaker 17: Get I hope you got the toilet seat right now?

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Speaker 6: Ben again, you guys are on vacation on the weak shows a hurricane. I always got a toilet seed. I moved about fifteen times in my life. Always got a toilet seat. It might be a pain sometimes to screw in on the bottom, but you try to get that.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the new place. I have three bathrooms, and I have three new toilet seats, none of the none of the toilet by all of us. I did get a third one the slices, and Brody pressured me to make sure that all three toilet seats have been replaced the previous owners. I asked, Ick is gone from my apartment? All right, what's about it, bru?

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Speaker 3: I mean he didn't want toilet Brian to fall asleep on a skanky toilet seat exactly nothing but comfort.

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Speaker 6: Hey, I'm Jason n J.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just double checking.

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Speaker 6: Did you want to get the money back from the five hundred dollars bullshit? Move out fucking feet fucking move out bullshit?

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Speaker 11: And you guys are still paying?

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Speaker 6: Not guys, I mean, Scary was still paying the more, you know, the facilities thing, the seeds and everything.

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Speaker 11: Did somebody buy it?

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Speaker 6: Did they get it sold?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, my my apartment's not sold yet, but I did put a formal complaint in about my move out fee. They took it under advisement. They said they would get back to me. They haven't but you know what they also haven't done. Get You know what they also haven't done is cash the check. So I'm looking, I'm watching, making sure, seeing what's up. Maybe that check will conveniently get lost and then I could stop having on it. No one's looking then, from ohigh one more time.

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Speaker 18: I played pickleball today on the length of Mark April, and it was hard. I was winded, Brady, give respect, yeah, shit with heart. I just did two rounds, sure, with hard respect.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I love the sound effect in the background. He's actually there on the pickleball court.

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Speaker 3: Listen, don't look at pickleball as smaller tennis. Look at it as giant ping pong. Okay, let's move on.

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Speaker 19: Hey, from Queen's here this week, I'm the one with background noise because someone in an apartment.

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Speaker 15: Above me is doing construction.

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Speaker 19: Anyway, Brodie, there's nothing wrong with hiring people to put stuff together or.

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Speaker 3: Hang stuff in his new place, thank you.

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Speaker 15: Honestly, I would do the same thing.

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Speaker 19: I know for a fact, I would not be able to hang glass shower doors, or put together a desk or.

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Speaker 17: Hang up a giant ass Tejamie that weighs more than I do. So I would get people who know how to do that shit.

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Speaker 1: But he's a man, he's stronger than you, and.

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Speaker 17: Why should Gary stress himself out figuring out how to do that shit? Right when he has enough stress, he has to figure out how to properly display his Peter Malar Brooklyn Gray twenty five dollars peanut butter, his LimeWire washed whatever, toilet seat, and his expensive ass squeaky shoes. Like that's stressful enough trying to figure out how to properly display his booginess.

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Speaker 15: He doesn't have time to put shit together.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's a backhanded compliment. I spoke too soon, and Theory couches A definitely spoke too soon. I thought that was going to be the feel good talk back of week for me, but I guess not. It feel makes Scary feel like shit. I will say that the that would be lime wash, not lime wire, and you wind blought lime washed walls not toilet seats. It's a painting technique. It's so boogy.

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Vinny from Brooklyn here, Uh, scary Brody. I'm sorry I'm gonna do this, but if you guys were talking about something on the radio this morning about brojol.

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Speaker 1: Yes you are.

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Speaker 8: I just want a little fun fact morning.

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Speaker 20: Uh.

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Speaker 8: Most of us here in the States refer to brajol as a man's thing, okay, but in Italy it's actually a female's The word is feminine. And uh, if you don't get it, turn it sideways and look at it from the end.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was today years old.

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Speaker 3: No way, I'm gonna keep forgi of you, of any because that one is good.

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Speaker 1: That's my mind. Blow is blown right now. If you look at the.

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Speaker 3: Ordering a brush all tonight, if is alone.

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Speaker 1: Going for the brush all hole marking.

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Speaker 13: On sofo ju brodi and Scary sixty six where we're scary says well.

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Speaker 21: What I say to that is go find a job where you can negotiate your PTO. We're going to a five hundred billion dollar company where once you get your twenty five day PTO mark, which is like ten years, I think after working you don't get a single day more.

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Speaker 13: Even if you work thirty years, forty years, doesn't matter. Twenty five days. Once you get that twenty five day mark, that's it.

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Speaker 1: So it's not that easy, all right, all right, it ain'ty, It's not easy.

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Speaker 3: No, one's week's vacation is fantastic. I know people that get one or two weeks vacation a year, so five is still pretty good. It's not thirteen or fourteen like Scary.

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Speaker 1: I know people get that. All right, we're off to a roaring start with Scary.

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Speaker 3: And Brodie that we're back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your talkbacks. Love that if you're just joining us. Wait a second, people, don't just join us in the middle.

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Speaker 3: A reminder that if you're new to the Slice time world, you can always hit the little microphone on the iHeartRadio app, leave a message, a thirty second message and let us know what you think about what we talked about.

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Speaker 1: No, but wait a second. Usually press play in the beginning, and then you get all the messages up front. It's not like they're just tuning in like we're like a live stream. This is not a live stream. We went through a tunnel in the train and this is this is an on demand. Maybe they weren't paying attention. The phone was on the music multitasking this podcast. This podcast stops and starts at your discretion.

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Speaker 22: This is not a streaming being all right, let's continue.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's playing our own audio back to us.

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Speaker 23: Okay, little John, guys, mister reference.

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Speaker 24: Here.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear that I was too low low Get low, Little John.

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Speaker 25: Heybody Scarce Joe from California. Joe, channel my inner Brody here by playing you some clips of these voicemails that I keep getting, Oh Jordan, scammers trying to give me money or whatever. They all have basically the same voice with different names. Companies and phone numbers are all different, but the voices are pretty much the same. So I'll play them for you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Eleana Ruiz and.

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Speaker 17: This is actually encourage you follow up call from the.

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Speaker 26: Financial Review office over at Summit Lending Solutions.

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Speaker 3: Actually, this is ANASTA and I'm hoping.

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Speaker 15: That finally connect way.

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Speaker 10: I'm calling from the.

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Speaker 3: Offered Terminations office over a clear.

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Speaker 11: Path winning yea.

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Speaker 3: Calling from the back tech help office.

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Speaker 12: I wanted to reach you directly because your case just hit a critical deadline.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh critical deadline? Yeah, well, I mean the different companies else, I will say they will get better in time. They will. You don't think so? I I think for sure. You know, we look back at it three to five years at this time, you know, we'll just say you don't think so too. You you seem in disbelief. No, no, I think I think you're gonna get like people. You're gonna have to have trouble. You're gonna have trouble deciphering who's a real human being. That's how good AI is going to get. Okay, Pink, it's only in its infancy. What trouble? Okay, Brooklyn Ball.

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Speaker 27: Listen to the Last Life sign up and Prody said Scary's new guest costs five thousand dollars, and Scary Camp talking Scary. Please, for the fucking love of God, please tell me you didn't pay five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I did not. Oh my god, I'm seriously I'm sick of brutal, bloated, bullshit jokes. Brodie's like making Joe so I some sometimes I just gloss over them in the interest of time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So yes, No, it was not said he didn't pay five thousand. He didn't say he didn't pay more than.

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Speaker 1: It was less than far less than that, Okay, more than three thousand, less than that. I gotta go. Okay, broke the boys Paul again.

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Speaker 27: Listen, man, I really hope him five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 28: I did it.

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Speaker 27: And on top of it, he had to pay to put it together. Oh shit, five thousand dollars, that's what you paid.

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Speaker 1: No, you have to put it together. Don't put in my mouth.

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Speaker 27: I can't even get at full desk already put together from that much money.

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Speaker 4: Where the fuck are you buying?

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Speaker 6: You ship?

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Speaker 4: No wonder you start to have trouble with the money? Oh shit, all right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: Scary is gonna pay someone on a thousand dollars to defend him in the next episode or put or put the desk together?

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Speaker 26: So scary?

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Speaker 24: Why is hell of it?

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Speaker 4: I saw Jan's podcast, but can't get on your guys?

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Speaker 1: Is you know? It's a great question, which I confronted him with on the air. I asked Elvis, I said, when are you going to be on our Brooklyn Boys podcast? We've had a standing invite since twenty seventeen, We've and I don't know he's been ducking us.

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Speaker 3: He's saving us for the save the best for last. By the way, it's guys, guy a postrophe.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that he's you know, he's afraid we're going to trap him somehow? Or I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he's afraid it's g u y s apostrophe And.

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Speaker 1: I find this pretty interesting. Do you want to respond? You want to respond to that, Dad Brody.

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Speaker 3: I think Elvis is amused by us, He enjoys us in moderation. I don't think he thinks he would fit in with what we do here. And I'm I understand that Elvis is not the vibe of this podcast, and that doesn't that's not a bad thing. I just think we're obnoxious and loud and slapstash and he's not animal find and he's funny, but not in the way we are, at least this podcast.

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Speaker 1: He's a deep thinker, Yeah, we're not. You know, he's a a well, I mean he's very you know, he likes to, you know, philosophically, like he loves he loves to really get into deep, deep topics and things sometimes.

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Speaker 3: And I just don't think Elvis would because I don't think Elvis thinks he'd be comfortable with the with our vibe on this podcast, whereas like in person, he's we get along all of us great, we all joke around, but in the vibe of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I don't think Elvis would feel like he would would add to what we do, and I'm fine with that. I understand why he go on Dondhie's podcast. She's more of a laid back conversational podcast and this is more like a.

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Speaker 1: Par the humor.

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Speaker 15: You know, on the last episode, you both said you PC code.

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Speaker 1: H oh, it's UCP code? Did we say UPC? No?

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Speaker 3: No, it's no, no, no. UPC is redundant to say code.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh oh oh, Well wait a second, is it UPC or UCP now? Now now wonder.

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Speaker 3: Mssed UPC is a universal product code. So I should not have said you don't know.

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Speaker 4: On the last episode you both said UPC code.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I apologize. That won't happen again.

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Speaker 13: Range Canal Soufflo Jude episode about Scary talking about how nature pulled up a sign like are you single? I think that ship works all the time, especially with like, you know, millennials, because it's like reminds them of those like Hallmark movies you know that come out every season and ship like that. So I think it's totally a good move to do because they already know each other. It's so update, especially I like there's eyes going around like she wanted to make a movie.

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Speaker 1: They wrote a song. They actually made a sign for her and said will you go out with me? Would you like to have dinner sometime? And they put it in the window permanently. It was like it's on big It was in a big like choice, you know, but anyone could see that no, no, no, right, but it was faced at her window. She's right across, like right across. So for the next three weeks she had her lights off in the apartment and was ducking around and refused to show her face. She recently came back to life a couple of days ago, but I saw her in the in the apartment. I looked over. I'm like, oh, this she is. She's in her kitchen. Maybe she thought you put the sign up, that's why she's hiding.

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Speaker 26: Perhaps Reggie here, I'm always trying to get coworkers and friends to listen to your show, and recently my coworker Hector, shout out to you.

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Speaker 15: Hector said he was a.

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Speaker 26: Boys and then he asked me, do they have anything to do with that ninety two point five show with Elvis.

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Speaker 1: Durant ninety two point five, Well, it could be another city that they're listening to us on and so yeah, that we have everything to do with that. I mean, at least I do. Brody, maybe not so much. Maybe he used to Oh, when you play my phone taps, that's true. A connection to the past. Well you do some of the sentences that so.

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Speaker 15: Much about it.

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Speaker 26: I had to correct, but I started by saying, Scary is the producer and David Rose Brody used to be the comedy writer and now together executive producer, are doing this podcast. So hopefully he's tuning in now stop listening to this, hector, start at zero, go back to zero.

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Speaker 1: Well, welcome, hector, Thank you. We could use your support. You know, everybody's a numberhere.

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Speaker 3: You listened on ninety two point five if you're a coworker of unless he's a coworker at another.

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Speaker 1: City, that's exactly what I'm thinking. Yeah he is, I'm assuming there. Brodie.

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Speaker 26: Remember a few years back when you were talking about how annoying it is when you're at like a fast food restaurant drive through window and they asked you to pull up ahead, like and wait for the food outside wherever. So I was just at a dunkintonas and she asked if I could back up and drive back to the window. She's like, you know, like go back and forth just a few times until your drink is ready.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just so she would, I see, so the sensor would pick up that the car was rolling and pick up motion, because if the car has stopped, then they might feel like, you know, someone's gonna get busted that they they're not moving fast enough. Hey, speaking of that particular thing that irks me, my friend Eric Nagel, who's on the It's Eric Nagel podcast because you know, he had to be it's his show and it's his name, Uh, called me a couple of days ago and asked me to be on the latest episode of the Itseric Nago podcast to add to their conversation because his co host got upset because he was asked to pull up at McDonald's and he was ranting about it. So they called me to add to the conversation about how upset I get. So if you want to hear me on the Inseric Nagle podcast ranting about pulling up at the drive through.

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Speaker 3: Uh you can, you can, Uh, you can do that.

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Speaker 29: So excuy body body, scary rocket Sea for the buns over there, totally right about the audio error coming up, and every talk back and goes bike for like on that on the second at each time in the beginning, and I know it's not now your system, but she did. Who was one million dollars? I think, who cares your fucking money? Do what you want with an oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's a burp and everyone, yeah, sorry about that. There is a burp every time we started talk back. You hear it? Yet click, I hear it. Why is that? That is the prom That is the talkback program that is provided to me by the fine folks at iHeartMedia.

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Speaker 19: Hey, bricomoys, Jamie from Queen's here.

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Speaker 23: You guys are talking about the security process with the door people insecurities new building. I live in a condo complex and we have the same thing. Each building always has a door person. And let's say you live there and you order food or your friend is coming by. The door person will call you to announce them and get the okay to send them up. But you can preapprove people so they don't need to call you and the person can be.

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Speaker 15: Just sent up.

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Speaker 1: That would have been nice. Yeah, we don't have that. There's extra security here, all right? Number out of me down. Okay, here's another one from number another one from number three seventy. Let me speak to the fucking representative.

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Speaker 30: Yes, hi, this is how they're for Michigan. I just wanted to have comment on episode three seventy about returning thing. My grandpa I think about one.

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Speaker 5: Pair of shoes his entire life, and every time they would get worn out, he would just take him back to Sears or J. C. Pennies wherever he got him from, and they replaced him all the way up.

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Speaker 4: Until the day he died.

00:27:15
Speaker 5: Now I know that, you know that was a long time ago.

00:27:18
Speaker 1: But hey, welcome boy's Jamesy. She got cut off, she got cut off? Well, yeah, I mean some people did that. My aunt Millie notorious for doing that. My grandmother, Grandma Nancy, love to return stuff and they would just take it back, take it back. And you wonder why these these department stores are going under? You know they're following for chapter eleven. O wonder why a lot of them are That's a very good one. I like that. You have to wonder why they're out of business. I mean because Bamburgers would and Alexander's took back everything.

00:28:05
Speaker 23: Hey, rocod Boy's Jamie for Queen's One Last Time.

00:28:08
Speaker 11: Scary your excuse for.

00:28:10
Speaker 23: Not giving Brody credit on the air when you said even if not even was ooh, well, Broody has been here in years.

00:28:17
Speaker 3: People don't know job.

00:28:21
Speaker 23: Since we do have to be named specifically to still get credit, can't you just say my friend always says this, or my body always says that.

00:28:31
Speaker 17: He's still getting the credit for his phrase without his name being mentioned.

00:28:35
Speaker 1: I suppose I'm okay with that of you.

00:28:40
Speaker 3: I would have preferred that to then just taken credit for it yourself and acting like it was your brilliant idea when that's my mantra.

00:28:46
Speaker 31: Scary Brody, how's it going, Brody?

00:28:49
Speaker 24: Scary?

00:28:50
Speaker 31: Lord of Enjoyment here from Instagram Place for Life. About the spam calls, the reason they keep calling forever. It's not even it's not even a real phone, maybe not even a real human.

00:29:00
Speaker 17: It's a computer program.

00:29:02
Speaker 31: They can just generate endless phone numbers forever, as long as they know there's a real human there. So if you ever answer a phone call or you hit the ignore button, they know it's a real phone line that's active. They'll keep calling. A Lord of enjoyment here again in part two. I used to get blasted with the same phone calls. So all you have to do is let every single one of those calls ring out, don't hit ignore, and don't answer for like two months and that'll decrease it. And then I also signed up for an app called Cloaked and you do their paid thing whatever. After like two three months, the calls will like decrease close to nothing. It deletes all of your data for your phone number and your address off of the data broker's lists.

00:29:44
Speaker 1: Love it, love it. You know, I actually subscribe to that, to that theory because I've started just letting them go. If I don't know the number, just let it go, go go. Who cares? Okay, very nice, Thank you, Lord of Enjoyment. That was a that was very enjoying, a lot of enjoyment.

00:30:01
Speaker 3: I like the Lord of enjoyment by anything to get these idiots to stop.

00:30:04
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be right back. Thank you for your talkbacks again.

00:30:08
Speaker 15: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

00:30:10
Speaker 1: Kay will be right back, and all right, let's continue on, Brodie. We have a lot of talkbacks this week. I wonder if some of the last few were some new listeners commenting on their first Enjoyment is new first episode of the Brooklyn Boys. He didn't sound like it, but nobody has said, oh, I've never listened before. Now I'm waiting for that. The lord of Enjoyment is a fan that has been here for a while. I don't think a new listener who has never heard a slice time would know to leave a talkback. Well that's true, but they'll know.

00:30:39
Speaker 4: Now, Brooklyn Boys, John, your mailman from Long Island here scary. You're killing me. Brother, You're out here talking about not wanting to be called bougie. You're saying that you're a single guy, you don't have family around.

00:30:54
Speaker 1: And all that.

00:30:55
Speaker 4: And brother, you've been dating the same woman for almost seventeen years. Yeah, you can't be going around saying that you're single and that you don't have family and all that. Well, no, I mean I'm gonna When I first heard that you were getting a new apartment and a bigger space, almost double the space, I'm like, I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for him to say, you're finally deciding to settle in with Robin. You guys are going to move in together and start your lives together. It was almost kind of hinted, but at this point I'm actually convinced that's not going to happen. And it's actually quite hilarious, like you are flaunting how you got this big old space with all this extra.

00:31:35
Speaker 1: Room, which, by the way, she's already you know, she has four drawers here and and and and her own side of the bathroom, her own sink and everything.

00:31:43
Speaker 3: I mean four draws and beats tentage all the time.

00:31:47
Speaker 1: Twenty years ago. No, yeah, but you know, honestly, you know, you live your life. I live mine. Don't don't tell me how to you know, you know everybody, no, no, no, no, I'm sat here a little bit.

00:31:58
Speaker 3: Of uh and Scary's defense now that I've been to the apartment, he does not have a room for anyone to live.

00:32:04
Speaker 1: Thank you Bill. He's filled that ship up to the brim so much so he's trying to throw shit at me to sell for him because he's out of room. A room, he's out of room, out of in his living room already filled. He's got tables on tables, stacks on stacks, he's got chairs on chairs, his second bedroom.

00:32:23
Speaker 3: It's a clutterfuck. Thank you Radio equipment and boxes. Robin found four draws. It's a fucking miracle because he barely has any laws either.

00:32:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, yeah, everybody, back off. This is a guy who's walking closet is separated by quarterly, the months of the year, the quarters of the year, based on his weight. He's got shirts for every size of his body. There's no room for anyone else to live there. Sorry, all right, we're out of space.

00:32:50
Speaker 4: Yes, and Robin is not coming. She's still stuck in her normal city apartment.

00:32:57
Speaker 1: Don't say's stuck. I mean she's she's happy there. She does what she wants to do. You don't know not anything about my relationship.

00:33:04
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm no scariest to know. You don't want to live with them exactly.

00:33:07
Speaker 1: Let's continue on with it.

00:33:08
Speaker 4: And Robin is not coming. She's still stuck in her normal city apartment. It reminds me of the time that I got takeout from my wife and I and they decided to give me a drink per meal, and my stupid ass decided, you know what, I like a diet coke. I got two of them because I get a drink per meal. I didn't even think, oh wait, maybe I shouldn't make one for me and my wife. And when I got home, she pointed it out. It was very funny. It's the same it's the same thing as your situation, except much much more expensive and much much worse.

00:33:44
Speaker 1: He's a judgment, he said. He said he wasn't judging me, but he's judging me.

00:33:48
Speaker 3: What he's saying is your bedrooms are like the free sodas. He got both of them fro himself, and you got both bedrooms for yourself.

00:33:55
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm not. Yeah, But the thing is, if you're living with somebody, first of all, you share a bedroom. The second bedroom is always for a guest. This bedroom is not a bedroom. This bedroom's ninety percent studio, ten percent guests. Because you know what's gonna happen, whether whether Robin was living with me or not, this second room would turn into what it's going to probably turn into, and that is every fucking guest on rotation trying to stay here for the crash for the weekend and so they don't have to pay money for a hotel. And we're talking about five I named five or six people out loud to several of my friends who I know are gonna be the biggest culprits of trying to stay here and crash and and so. And now let's add Brody the mix because he wants to use my fucking pool. So let's you and your balcony to walk my dogs. You're outdoor. That the outdoor space. Yeah, I love that. So honestly doesn't matter. One bedroom, two bedrooms. The second bedroom is always going to go to guests. Now, you know, there will be a sofa bed in here, but we're not going to make it too comfortable. We're not. We're not getting lamps or side or bullshit. It just happens to be an in sweet bathroom in here with a shower. Okay, that's that. There's there's a TV on the wall, and and maybe there'll be a there'll be a bed that pulls out of the sofa, and that is it. You're not going further. And I'll say about here's what I'll say about the bedroom. I want it to be slightly by the way. I want it to be slightly uncomfortable for anybody.

00:35:20
Speaker 3: Think your bed your beds of queen size, right, yes, yeah, could not fit a king sized bed in this room. So although the apartment is beautiful, he does not have king sized bed space. He's got enough for like a person and a half to be in that. If I find whoever I was, I would not want to live with Scary if I have live in that room and share that size room. So Scary did well for himself. He got a room that's visitable and get out able. You do not want to live you know what I'm like, Oh, this is my my half of a bit. There's not a bedroom with something.

00:35:49
Speaker 1: Enough to entertain in the entertained area and have a third bath third bathroom for the shit are so something that I'll never have to go to. So that's good for guests. If you want to come over and hang out his apartment and take it, take it and take a dump. It's perfect.

00:36:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect apartment. If you want to, like have like ten friends come over and and hang out in the on the balcony or in the living room, open floor plan area. Fantastic. You've got two bedrooms to choose from. Fantastic. You want to you want to live there? Not gonna happen, Not gonna happen.

00:36:18
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:36:19
Speaker 4: Well, he continues, it's the same thing as your situation, except much much more expensive and much much worse. Uh, scary. You got a family man, Yes, I understand you guys are not married.

00:36:31
Speaker 1: No, I do have a family.

00:36:33
Speaker 4: I cannot believe that Robin is not moving in. You got this whole other extra room that you're saying you're dedicating to your whole studio. You can easily do it a studio for you in half closet for I love you guys, but at this point, embrace the booziness.

00:36:47
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, secondly, the the the closet in this second room, which is supposed to be a bedroom, right, So it's a closet. Is all my linens is all going to be some of the you know, a lot of the memorabilia of some of the that I couldn't get rid of from my storage unit. Remember that where I was paying like fucking bargold one hundred dollars a month for storage. Well now some of that stuff has got to live in this damn closet. So there's not a lot of space. Brodie's right.

00:37:12
Speaker 3: Does your master bedroom face the same side as your second bedroom?

00:37:15
Speaker 1: No? It it faces the opposite way.

00:37:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised you made the studio. You didn't make it your master bedroom in because I would the lead want to wake up every morning with that view.

00:37:26
Speaker 22: The last owner, the last owner had this as the primary bedroom because of the view of the Empire State Building in the skyline, which is I No, I did not because this bathroom has the shower with the tub, So no, thank you, my master bed.

00:37:43
Speaker 1: I like to get out of bed in the morning. It's more important to walk into a shower that's just a shower stall, a big ass shower stall with no tub. So this is That was a deciding factor. Otherwise I was going to make this the primary bedroom. You know what you could have done. The view is not important to me. I wake up in the morning, I like to. But I'm sitting here right now when I'm doing this podcast with you. That's important to have the view. I'm staring out the window right at the Empire State Building right now, and I'm thinking about all the people were broadcasting to So what.

00:38:12
Speaker 3: I'm what I'm thinking inspiration a nominal fee. You could have ripped out the tub, put in a walk in shower, and then had the view and the shower.

00:38:20
Speaker 1: It makes the house less sellable for the future because a lot of times people will.

00:38:24
Speaker 3: Have to walk in showers. Nobody needs a tub.

00:38:27
Speaker 1: That's not true. Families need tubs. And this is this would be a two bedroom usually goes to would be bought by a family. Let me ask you a question.

00:38:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you have an apartment at the level price wise of your apartment, you think someone's gonna buy an apartment like that and not spend five hundred dollars to put a tub in if they wanted a tub that badly.

00:38:47
Speaker 1: Dude, you're kidding yourself.

00:38:49
Speaker 28: You could have put put a bastard got back and there a couple of picks.

00:38:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus.

00:38:57
Speaker 28: Talking about that red room with its kind of reminds me of that movie, you know, the Shanning where the kid was sitting in the room in the dark and he was.

00:39:06
Speaker 20: Saying, red round, red round, red round, all.

00:39:17
Speaker 1: Right, thank you, it's murder spell backwards.

00:39:20
Speaker 24: That's what Andy the bus driver here we're on three seventy talking about.

00:39:27
Speaker 10: First one was the.

00:39:28
Speaker 1: Jet ski on the side of the road.

00:39:31
Speaker 24: I've honestly looked at stuff like trailers that have no tires and I'm like, what's that trailer doing?

00:39:36
Speaker 1: Sits there four or five days no tire.

00:39:38
Speaker 15: I'm like, I should just go.

00:39:39
Speaker 24: Grab a tire, throw it on there and drag that thing home and ripped the vin played off it not the VIN number one. The second thing you're talking about is CHAGP two, how it won't make certain things and won't say offensive things just that. And the third well, right after the Epstein files came out, a guy on Facebook says, oh, hey, it's my birthday. My name's not in the Epstein file, so it's a plus. So I said, all right, chat EPT, make me this blah blah blah blah blah, you know, from your friend Jeffrey Epstein. And it said, I can't do that unless if you make it like a comical thing. So I said, so I do option one and you know as signs love Jeffrey or whatever it was. And so when it says on the bottom and captioned you this is for comedic purposes only, so I saved that and then I re uploaded on the chat GPT, I said, hey, can you remove so and so from the bottom. So what it told me it couldn't do and what it made me, I just had it redo everything and at the end got exactly what I wanted. It did exactly what it said it couldn't do so, thank you AI for not having a clue as to what you're doing.

00:40:53
Speaker 1: Right. It has a workaround, does a workaround for everything? Yeah? Yeah, I love that.

00:40:58
Speaker 3: Hilarious shit.

00:41:03
Speaker 1: Scooties full of shit?

00:41:05
Speaker 3: What would I do now?

00:41:07
Speaker 1: I like it when.

00:41:08
Speaker 32: Boogie Scooty gets on a plane, sits by the window and sip champagne.

00:41:15
Speaker 1: He wants the arm wrist for his own. That's right. For metal seat guy, he is all loone, that's right, Scotyes.

00:41:23
Speaker 32: Full of shit, Scooties Scootie full of shit. He's a boogie prick. Yeah, man, just because he suckered you.

00:41:40
Speaker 28: In the paint an extra five hundred dollars for the window seat doesn't give you the right to seek.

00:41:46
Speaker 1: Both arm risks. You are a bougie prick. Boogie prick your I'm so glad it's that that red Buddy's wrong, Scoody.

00:42:09
Speaker 31: You round.

00:42:18
Speaker 1: Appreciate you. But truth, truth be told. If you booked last and you're in the middle you deserve everything that's coming to you. Just be thankful you're on the flight.

00:42:30
Speaker 15: You know.

00:42:30
Speaker 1: I will give you an example of where I was middle seat guy. I was I had a like a let's call it a nine am flight back to New York from Miami. It's a nine am flight going back. And I got there early, and I noticed that the eight o'clock flight wasn't leaving yet, but it was about to. They were literally were loading the plane it was and I'm like, oh my god, I didn't pass I didn't check any bags. So let me see if I can get on this, this eight o'clock flight, same carrier. Right to the person, They're like, we have one seat left. It's a middle seat. I'm like, you know what, I will forego with my nine o'clock for an even exchange my nine o'clock flight to get home an hour early because you guys are leaving now, and I can walk right onto the plane and sacrifice. And guess what, brody.

00:43:18
Speaker 22: I sat there in the bitch sheet in the middle, like by the bathroom, like the last row.

00:43:24
Speaker 1: Middle with no recline, and I liked it. And I didn't really get an armrest, but I was thankful. I was grateful to be there because they accommodated me. Because those are the people that take the middle seats the last minute, motherfuckers. So you can't just get all the privileges on the middle seat because nobody chooses the middle seat. They just end up there because something happened, And so those people should be grateful that they're on the flight. And as I was that morning, that's the best way I could put it. All Right, let's continue, shall we? All right?

00:43:58
Speaker 14: Surelie just was listening to episode three seventy and Oliver heard Scary saying that he can't mention Brody's name on the Big Show because he hasn't been there for years. Okay, well, I was listening to the Big Show, I think it was Thursday or Friday show, and Scary said he had a complaint about a loud friend that he had lunch or dinner with, and he mentioned Brodie's name. Kind of weird.

00:44:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk more about this on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Let's not that's saved that stuff for DMS for me?

00:44:31
Speaker 1: Right, Well, you know unload, Yeah, Brodie, I know Brody's gonna. Brody's cocked and ready to shoot on that one. And don't think I didn't know that that was coming. Don't you think that I already know every time anything is mentioned on the Big Show that it's gonna it's gonna end up somehow like people hear it and people talk. Yeah, and I know Brody's gonna find out. Yeah, episode three seventy one of the Brooklyn and you are allowed to talker, but we're not going to talk about it here, but you are allowed scary.

00:44:55
Speaker 3: By the way, we'll talk about a scary same And it wasn't.

00:44:57
Speaker 1: Me, And it wasn't me. Who your name out? I said anonymously, and it was somebody else who went for the joke. Nope, oh no, no, no clip they actually yep, they they actually cornered me into saying who it was. But continue, all right, we move on. We'll play the clip. I have it.

00:45:14
Speaker 11: Hey, Brody and Scariest Maddie from Queen's Scary. You and your friend are disgusting. How dare you can jone him sleeping on an air mattress and returning it?

00:45:23
Speaker 1: I didn't.

00:45:24
Speaker 6: That is horrible.

00:45:25
Speaker 1: Well at the time.

00:45:26
Speaker 11: Now the next person gets a used mattress and or it gets salvage and everyone pays for it. When companies take back damaged merchandise and used merchandise like you claim every retail and does it, what do you think pays for them? Not the company, preach, Hey Brody and scariest Maddie from Queens again. Scary You're just hilarious today. You said you can't give Brodie credit for even as an even everybody. However, you went and threw him under the bus and said you have lunch with him and called him a loud talking You had to shush him on the restaurant because he embarrassed you so much because he's so loud. And you see his name out there so that you can name him for yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:14
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll stop there. You know, I don't want to deal with this here. No, no, we're not talking about that. Boys. No, Maddie the mattress, Okay, I didn't. It wasn't my idea to do it. It was his money, his mattress. But I resolve him. I was. I was in awe though that he was able to pull that off. And then I think about all the disgusting things people have returned before and got away with it, so and good. Yeah, well, listen, I just returned a shell. I tried to return a shelf to be an h photo because I didn't need it, and they were like, we'll just give you the refund and Uh, just throw it away. That's what they told me. They said it's going to cost more for me to ship it back that it's worth.

00:46:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, Amazon does that. Sometimes A little secret is on and I'll talk more.

00:47:00
Speaker 1: About it if you have to.

00:47:02
Speaker 3: If you have to return two T shirts sometimes, right, if you return two of them at the same time, they'll give you a QR code to bring it to Whole Foods or Staples or whatever to drop it off. But if you return one shirt, a lot of times they'll say, eh, just keep it because it's not worth it to them for the one shirt. But if you do two or three shirts, they'll take them back. So if you have two shirts to return, do them separately. Lit'tle Brody Tipper.

00:47:27
Speaker 1: We'll be right back podcast. All right. I do have, by the way, getting back. Okay, she's not done yet. It's actually her. What's what's going on? Berdie?

00:47:41
Speaker 3: Before the commercial break, we were talking about returns. I do have a ten percent sketchy return that I did today. They'll talk about on the Brooklyn Boys.

00:47:51
Speaker 15: Thank you again enough for not saying gandhi show was boring less? What was it last week? I mean, her show is in entertaining but I feel like The Brooklyn Boys is way more entertaining than the Randi Show or any other freaking show they have on there. I mean, come on, people, the backstory again, not to talk shit about them, but better but you're.

00:48:15
Speaker 1: Talking about them. We support every show in the Elvis Duran Network podcast network, and listen, there's an ads for every chair. I mean, truth be told. There are a lot of people that listen to Gandhi's podcast or Serial Killers that can't stand us. I've heard that before, Like el Us, there's there's you know, it's a different it's a different cup of tea. You know, it's a different sense of humor.

00:48:38
Speaker 3: I listened to in New York a radio station called w f a N, which is the biggest sports station in America. And you know they take a lot of phone calls, right, People will call up the let's say, the afternoon guy and go, I just want to tell you, I think your overnight guy's an asshole.

00:48:52
Speaker 1: He's terrible.

00:48:53
Speaker 3: You understand, we all work together, right, we're not in competition. Right, So if you want to say, you know what I've heard other podcasting joyos wants, but don't call it me and be like I hate this right, yeah, like.

00:49:03
Speaker 1: These are people, these are these are my friends.

00:49:05
Speaker 3: But okay, you know, I'm just saying just just you know, we we appreciate the compliment, but not at someone else's expensive Really what I'm saying, you know what I mean?

00:49:12
Speaker 15: I do agree with Scary. Oh you again, obviously I do agree with Scary. I don't think the Slice time should be on there, but it could be a way to promote the Slice Time. You know, after every show you can just say, you know, listen up next week for Size time. Make sure you go to our Brooklyn Boys podcast. Anywhere you listen to your podcast. It would be a good way to promote it for people to just go aluk to your podcast. But not.

00:49:40
Speaker 1: Why not it's from but Ship.

00:49:49
Speaker 15: What the fuck is the name?

00:49:50
Speaker 1: Scary?

00:49:52
Speaker 15: That's where I spoke today, Scary? Are you moving in with your girl? It's this officio because said her side of the bed.

00:50:01
Speaker 1: So no, she's but she's the only one who occupies that side of the bed when she's here. Nothing changes, just just the just the address anyway. Uh No, I know we're gonna we're gonna start slowly and we're gonna just start putting brand new content Brooklyn Boys in the elpstore and show feed. That's how it has to go. There's a lot of things that they there's a lot of stuff for them to swallow every week. There's a lot of podcasts that want to be put on there. We're now in rotation there. Let's let's ease it, ease on down the road. Okay, maybe one day, but we can't get two episodes of our stuff in. Let's get the Brooklyn Boys in there. Let's get some new listeners through the door, and then we can go from there. Okay, that's all I'm saying. All Right, we're gonna continue now. Yes, and you appreciate that. You agree with me, and you see where I'm coming. Thank you, Brooklyn Boys.

00:50:51
Speaker 33: Gotta ask your question right now. It's Saturday morning, right, my name Eric. His moan is on Okay, he is moving out on Monday. So why would you mow your lawn two days before you're moving? Does he just hate his wife and that's his only excuse to get away from her.

00:51:08
Speaker 7: Perhaps we're not talking about a young guy here. It was like doing a workout. He's old, I get sore from his own lawn. He's fucking mowan his long two days before he's moving.

00:51:17
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

00:51:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll answer that. I'll give you two reasons other than him hating his wife. Number one, the man took pride in his home, and part of his home is the lawn, and he took care of that lawn. That's his grass, it's his plot of land, and it's his last chance. Maybe he's moving into a concrete jungle or a retirement home or a condom. Enjoy his last chance to feel like a homeowner. Also, it may have been part of the deal with the new buyer, don't leave us with long laan. It may have been like, hey, do your lawn one more.

00:51:50
Speaker 7: Time, just to clarify, he sold the house. He's the owner, he sold it, and the closing is on Monday. I can't see there being a clause in the No.

00:52:00
Speaker 1: Well, there may be. We don't know. We don't know what the clause is. Maybe the people I.

00:52:05
Speaker 7: Hope you got Thank you Billy Joel in there when I said moving.

00:52:08
Speaker 1: Out, we did not ship very good broad.

00:52:18
Speaker 10: He's wrong.

00:52:28
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Actually, thank you. Hey by boy, this is Rifka.

00:52:34
Speaker 34: I'm so fucking happy that the Brooklyn Boys is finally on the Elvis Duran on demand channel.

00:52:41
Speaker 1: Finally, hallelujah.

00:52:43
Speaker 34: I'm so happy. And now I'm gonna go listen to the podcast again.

00:52:47
Speaker 1: All right.

00:52:49
Speaker 34: Also, I usually listen to music when i'm running. I'm training for a half marathon right now, so I'm running a lot. But as soon as I was heading out from my run yesterday, the new podcast dropped and I was like, oh, let me listen to it now. And I was laughing so much during my run. I probably I probably looked like a crazy person running in the street, just like cackling away. I love you guys so much.

00:53:17
Speaker 26: Well, I just saw a Brooklyn Boys episode on the main of a Serranchio kid. Of course I would pick up the wave Runner if I could fit in the car. There's very little I wouldn't put in the car. To be honest, I had a roommate tell me once, you know, just because it's free, you don't have to bring it home.

00:53:42
Speaker 1: No, I do.

00:53:43
Speaker 26: I do have to bring it home. But whether or not that's ceiling, I don't know.

00:53:48
Speaker 6: Okay, Episode three seven day MJ from NJ about the am actress about toold Darren Hey, good move. I would have like wiped it down first and then try to return it. I know, well almost four days, so what it wasn't like a whole year.

00:54:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will do it. I love your logic.

00:54:11
Speaker 6: Also the car wash thing, Oh no, you had me.

00:54:15
Speaker 15: I was done.

00:54:17
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is about the car wash that had happened to me as well. I didn't have any singles with me and like I did, like you know, nobody was really watching and they can't see they're so far away, And I pretended I put something in and that the call wash was really expensive. It was forty three dollars, and I'm like, well, they make enough money, but I know the work is done. But I did the same thing, and I found it hilarious. I thought I was the only okay the episode on the Big Show when Scary said even is not even I heard that one. I remember that and I said to myself, oh shit, I hope Brody never hears that, because that was his saying.

00:55:00
Speaker 34: And sure enough, Oh that was freaking hilarious.

00:55:03
Speaker 6: Well, then again, Scary did say something on the Big Show the other day about a loud person at a restaurant. Ha ha, Sorry, I'm leaving so many talkbacks. Well about the restaurant. What happened was I think Scary was going around the room. I can't remember, but he says something about he was at a restaurant with a very dear friend of his.

00:55:32
Speaker 4: What do you do?

00:55:33
Speaker 6: His friend was very loud, speaking extremely loud, but Scary wasn't disclosing it.

00:55:39
Speaker 1: I think Elvis.

00:55:40
Speaker 14: Holding that.

00:55:44
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Stop that?

00:55:48
Speaker 26: No, Scary, I don't think so. I get totally what you're saying, but about what When I say even as not even free dessert, I then say, says David Brody. And if somebody, my friend coworker asks me who is David Brody, then it's fine. I say Brooklyn Boys. Why don't you say David Brody of Brooklyn Boys podcast?

00:56:11
Speaker 1: Yeah? I could have said that serious.

00:56:12
Speaker 26: The Morning He Show has five million listeners and the majority of them do not know who David Brody is. More so than ever, you should promote the Brooklyn Boys. You'd have way more listeners if you're telling me more than wow, So you're saying, like three to four million people don't know who he is, that's how many more people you could have listened to Brooklyn Boys?

00:56:39
Speaker 1: Well, you know you could tell you could lead a horse to water. You could suggest all you want to you blue in the face, but people don't change their habits. Their creatures have happened. But if you don't second, yes, sorry, yes, brody.

00:56:52
Speaker 3: You know how many horses don't drink the water if they don't know the water is there?

00:56:55
Speaker 1: All right? None of them? What's going on?

00:56:57
Speaker 28: It's me the old cow more one more time?

00:57:01
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, Rebarbarrino.

00:57:03
Speaker 14: Whoa.

00:57:04
Speaker 1: You know, it's been quite a while.

00:57:05
Speaker 28: Since we heard from you, guys jets sitting all over the world sampling exotic foods, meeting new people and whatnot with your bootyrselves.

00:57:14
Speaker 1: But you know it's.

00:57:15
Speaker 28: Time to get caught up, so that men take me fifteen to twenty talk back to get back on track.

00:57:22
Speaker 1: Hero, So are you.

00:57:24
Speaker 28: Cowboy trucker haters? It's time to fast forward. Now, go on to the kitchen, get yourself a sancle.

00:57:29
Speaker 1: Oh hold on?

00:57:30
Speaker 28: Can they probably already did them fricks them But I love them anyway, you know, but I wanted to start off with the whole changing your toilet seats conversation on your new apartment. You know me personally, that wouldn't be something that would be on the top of my list. No, Sirre Barberino, I wouldn't. I wouldn't think about that, No way, man. What I would do is just invest some money in some good household cleaners. You know, your your lass all answer dial, you know the scrubbing bubbles. You know, we work hards, so you don't have to not a sponsor either, or you know you're on a budget. Just get yourself some Vinitar, don't use apple Side or Venit or you know, and just give everything a nice good cleaning. You know, there's no need to be replacing everything. Boy, you know, you already spent a lot of money moving. You know, yeah, you need to save all the money you can. You already spend a lot of money moving. You know, you don't need to be spending more money, you know now, although there is one exception to the rule in my book. If it's one of those you know, cushiony toilet seats they used to have back in the day, you.

00:58:36
Speaker 1: Know, with the vinyl cover.

00:58:38
Speaker 28: You remember those, how they would develop cracks in the vinyl and then you know, after some good usage, after some mileage, you know, if it's one of those.

00:58:48
Speaker 1: Cowboy truck here Part seven you know what happens.

00:58:51
Speaker 28: You know, you go in there one day or awfully, you know, you get your favorite magazine, your newspaper nowadays it's a on and you want to.

00:59:00
Speaker 1: Sit down, catch up on world events.

00:59:03
Speaker 28: And you sit down and those those cracks and the toilet seat.

00:59:07
Speaker 1: They pitch your ass. I'll tell you what. That's painful.

00:59:10
Speaker 28: And instead of pinching a loaf, you get your ass pinched. So yeah, that's the only tippensity that I would definitely think of changing before I moved in.

00:59:22
Speaker 1: Okay, But anyway, you know, Brody, because with.

00:59:24
Speaker 28: Your logic, you know, you got to change everything because you don't think that whoever lived there before when they were taking a tinkle and they did the old shaky shaky, you know, they got some peep uh drops on the tile. So then with your logic, then Scooty's gonna have to change retile, the whole bathroom and everything.

00:59:44
Speaker 1: Plus so if.

00:59:46
Speaker 28: You utilize port of parties and public restrooms, Brody, what do you do everywhere you go?

00:59:52
Speaker 1: You take your own toilet seat. I don't think so. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. You say you use ass gaskets, but you know everywhere you go.

00:59:59
Speaker 28: They don't have ass gaskets, so sometimes you gotta fabricate your own ass gasket with the toilet paper too. And sometimes there's just not enough time. When you gotta go, you gotta go. So you know, I don't know what to tell you. Literally full of shit, you know what I believe. I think Brody is in cahoots with the toilet seat industry and he's trying to ramp up.

01:00:25
Speaker 1: Sales. You know, he's getting a kickback somehow.

01:00:28
Speaker 28: Paul Reggie's over there, spending the whole day at home deep pointing. Lowe's trying to find a good deal on a toilet seat, changing all her toilets. He's telling all her friends to change your toilet seats. Boy, I'll tell you what, Brody, that's the scam scambony.

01:00:42
Speaker 1: You're doing a scambone.

01:00:43
Speaker 28: So to all the slashes that Phil for Brody's scambony, my heart goes out to you went out there and you changed all your toilet seats, told your relatives to do the same.

01:00:54
Speaker 1: You know, my heart goes out to you got scammed. I'm sorry, you know.

01:00:58
Speaker 28: Let the listener be with There's snakes everywhere, you know, and Brody with that ship money that you got from the toilet that you probably got from the toilet seat industry, hopefully you can do something.

01:01:11
Speaker 1: Good with that.

01:01:12
Speaker 28: Don't do a good journey, you know, with that dirty money that got that you got from the that you probably got from the toilet seat industry. Of the ship money, you know, put it to good use there, making baby make things.

01:01:25
Speaker 1: Right, you know.

01:01:26
Speaker 28: But anyway, you know, that's my thought on that, and that's a hell of a thought there.

01:01:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tenant on it. And I'll talk to you guys later.

01:01:34
Speaker 28: Hopefully you won't ban me it from the podcast, but if you do, well, what the shit?

01:01:40
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, guys, audios, all right, we all need a breather. All right. That's very nice. Thank you so much. Thank you for your talkback this week. This is a great way to end it with sixty three talkbacks from the truck. We will see you on the Brooklyn Boys Boys later this week. Can't wait. Give slight reactions.

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