The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #366

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcasting Slight Reactions.

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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, Baby free Better late than Never.

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Speaker 3: It's the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode number three, sixty six and beyond. I'm Scary, that's Brodie and I'm in I'm in hell, Hell, Hell.

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Speaker 4: We gave we gave a whole speech.

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Speaker 3: Last week about how we're gonna be back on schedule. Yeah, uh like clockwork. Well, and then Scary decides to move. Yeah, well, right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm a whole holding my microphone in my hand.

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Speaker 3: It looks like he's got a I want to say, a penis. Yeah, but it's not a penis. He looks like a stand up comic who's holding the microphone, except except the microphone he's holding there in a comp like a regular microphone on stage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. It's the heavy it's gonna wear him down. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, My the mic is very very heavy. It's a heavy mic. It's and you're sitting in the dark. It's not meant this microphone is not meant for it to be built.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is.

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Speaker 3: And it's because I can't get my boom, my mic boom that holds the mic for me, and I can't find my mic stands that the desk stands.

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Speaker 4: Those are the emergency desk stands. I don't have them.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, if you don't know what a boom is, it's the thing that attaches to your table and then it's sort of like it's like an alligator arm and you put the microphone on it and extends. Sorry, everybody, he's holding his microphone the mic like everybody, that's hey, everybody, we gotta get celebrate a birthday tonight, anybody, And the mic processing is off. I can hear it already cause I don't have a microphone. You sound like shit, Yeah, you sound like crap. All right, but listen, because we're scary. Moved without labeling his boxes, so he has no idea, and not only as a hundred boxes in my apartment, and not only that it took a Verizon uh extra an extra few days to get over here.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise we would have had this.

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Speaker 3: I was supposed to get my Verizon service when I moved in on Saturday, but because of the storm last week, they started pushing people back and I was one of the people that was unfortunately affected, and they postponed me and pushed me all the way to today. But as soon as we got internet service, I said, we're gonna do this. Brody, he's ready to rock. I'm ready to rock. It's all good. I know we're late. I don't know when we're going to issue Brooklyn Boys, but at least you get your slice time in right now.

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Speaker 4: Let's listen, let's well, let's we're happy we're on the air. We're happy we got here, We're thankful we did.

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Speaker 3: And a little bit of advice license, if you're gonna move and you have access to the place you're moving to before the first of the month, have the phone company and the cable company set you up before you move in, so if there's any delays, you're not walking into your house works scary dad with no television, no cable, no phone. Yeah, this is nothing. A lesson to me, a lesson Wi Fi. I know for next time, I mean hopefully, I mean, well, well we'll see how you moved nineteen years ago, exactly. All right, let's get to your talkbacks. Thank you for participating. This is the show about the show. This is not the main show. And if you listen to the Heart Radio app, that's how you get to talk back to us.

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Speaker 4: And let's rock with these. We have quite a few.

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Speaker 5: Leaning from Ohio. I love the day lemon gray walls.

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Speaker 4: They look beautiful. Go with that, Go with that? Well all right?

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Speaker 3: Instead I painted them red. I have the red room in the Red Room of pain. That's my new studio office. And I got earth tones in my bedroom and the color drenched, meaning ceilings and all in the room. Kitchen is blue. Kensington blue. Amazing. I'll show you really Kensington blue. Can't you just say light blue?

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Speaker 4: Dark blue? Sky coach the name of the paint from.

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Speaker 3: Nobody cares what the colors, but if people will do, if someone did, they can google it.

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Speaker 4: Benjamin Moore. Boom, there you go, Kensington blue. Who's look, who's thinking?

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Speaker 3: I'm listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice time the show about the show. I wonder what shade of Benjamin Moore paint I can buy? That Scary has you know what? It's a sexy color and you're welcome paint your walls. Its sealing that color, all right?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 4: Next next ball? All right, this one this.

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Speaker 7: One has Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 8: Paul from Jersey Scary the monkeys that you were selling.

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Speaker 4: A couple of years ago.

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Speaker 9: Did he ever sit on the couch.

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Speaker 10: You know the monkeys, monkeys, monkeys that you were selling that people were calling you about.

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Speaker 4: I'm just wondering if the monkeys ever.

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Speaker 11: Sat on the couch.

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Speaker 9: So is the couchtill available or are the monkeys available?

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Speaker 12: Wonder?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Years ago, Greg t Uh, the Jersey Kid, he basically put in an ad in the paper for monkeys that I did not have.

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Speaker 4: I thought, well, he didn't.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant, brilliant, And then I just woke up one morning answering my phone a million times to all these people looking for monkeys.

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Speaker 4: I never had.

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Speaker 3: Monkeys, and no idea why I never had monkeys ever, And but Greg t just put an add the paper with my phone number saying, giving away free monkeys. Everything must go now. The more disturbing part of that story is I cannot believe how many people saw the ad and responded to it. I didn't know there was a thirst for monkeys. Yeah, dude, I gotta go buy a monkey. This guy's got who the hell?

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Speaker 4: Who the hell wants monkeys? I guess a lot of people. RiPP your face off.

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Speaker 6: People are crazy, man, Hey god, what's going on in the hellboard truck out here? One more time he has, Sir Ree barberin whoa. You know, I want to send a great, big heap big congratulations to none other than Caitlin, Mark and Luke. And now they've got mill Nolan there. Oh that's so beautiful. Nine pounds six ounces. Oh boy, that's a nice, healthy little boy.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 6: You know, Brody, last time you said, why is he telling us about the weight?

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Speaker 4: You said nobody?

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Speaker 6: Come on, yeah, man, it's an indication that the child is nice and healthy. You know, Otherwise you get people like Scooty asking is he colay?

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Speaker 4: Is he colicy?

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Speaker 6: Well you know that way.

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Speaker 13: You know, Okay, you should know that. Man, you're a dad.

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Speaker 4: You grew up in the in the eighties, in the seventies. You know, he pleased to do that all the time. Oh, by the way, I made a mistake.

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Speaker 6: Nine pounds and three ounces are still a healthy little boy.

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Speaker 13: Bundle of joy and congratulations.

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Speaker 4: I love it.

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Speaker 14: I love it.

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Speaker 3: What slices shout out of the slices. But yes, congratulations on the birth of Nolan. And there's the trucker sending his flowers.

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Speaker 4: Nice Sick.

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Speaker 15: The next time you're with Robin, can you just be like I'm just gonna set a little music to set the mood and just turn the Brooklyn Boys on and.

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Speaker 16: Then just start trying to absess with her.

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Speaker 15: Okay, I would tell Brodie to do that with his wife, but I just feel like as soon as he hears your voice, Scary, He's just gonna start vomiting in the bed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Reggie.

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Speaker 15: Here, Hey Jay, by the way, how you doing.

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Speaker 16: I liked your talkback.

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Speaker 15: I love a frisky black man.

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Speaker 16: Please leave more.

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Speaker 4: Also, is Chase taken if I'm not mistaken? Right, doesn't cha? So yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah he has a wife they had together. Yeah, what do you don't be a home record there?

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Speaker 8: Reggie excuey body body scary see from the box called talking about episode three sixty six, which I called us on the two Shore.

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Speaker 5: I guess rights, I'll have Voti four four four.

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Speaker 8: So one time I went to a store I after work, I had five dollars up to my name and I total came to four forty four. Of course I'm gonna play that number because the day before Paya, I had a five dollar bill, went home watching umbers four four four came out. Wow, So this my luck has happened to five Rock and Steeve over there.

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Speaker 4: All right, I was very angel numbers and they came out in the lottery that night.

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Speaker 10: What do you know, Hey, you guys want to know when Scary's going on vacation next?

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Speaker 6: It's probably whenever I leave my next talk back, because it seems like every time I do, he goes on vacation and then it gets the race before.

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Speaker 9: He gets bad.

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Speaker 17: Not this time, pal Freak of Noise DC from names here on this wonderful Friday, And as you can hear from the background noise, we are working and will I'm talking with me because I was.

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Speaker 11: Listening to episode booking Places and heard y'all talking about example and superstitions.

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Speaker 18: And as everyone knows, I am a plank that player. I wouldn't say I'm superstitions, but I always played with the same dealer. I know my dealers scheduled, and I go there every time, same dealer. I wouldn't say it's superstitchy because I just like my dealer. He's a great dude, good vies. Even when you're losing money, he's making me laugh about something, So I mean, it makes it work. It in my opinion, last time I went I actually stood for forty five minutes at his table waiting for someone to stand up walk away so I can finally sitn't have to play. But normally, if the callings are coming right, I'll sit there for eight hours with him.

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Speaker 11: That's his whole ship.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I understood much of that. What do you say, Brodie? I know, very muffled.

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Speaker 11: And about relet board.

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Speaker 9: There actually is a trick for.

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Speaker 18: Like almost winning every time thatt, I'm not real score like what it is.

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Speaker 11: I do know back in the late nineties, maybe the early two.

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Speaker 18: Thousands, some college kids came up with some computer program that would figure it out, and they snuck it into a casino and they figured out how to win a bunch of money playing the lett But it is like if the ball is the leased.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I know I'm reading a lot of thought backs.

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Speaker 18: But the gist of it is, and for the let is it depends on where the ball is the lease prepared to where what number is in aligned with the ball when it's release. Also has to like calculate the rotation of the ball and the rotation of the boards. But there there are some math behind it.

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Speaker 11: It's a lot more complicated than car County. I'll get that it's it's hard.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I believe that is it? In the spin he's saying that the way that the ball is placed for roulette, you know when they when they hold the ball and then maybe when it's passing a certain numbers as they can, you can't possibly know how it's gonna end up if if he puts a nine hardness or a ten or nine point five.

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Speaker 4: Come on, and the ball is so light it bounces everywhere. It's erratic.

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Speaker 11: And by the way, card counting and black jack is not hard at all?

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Speaker 18: Is that to learn how to far town?

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Speaker 11: The biggest problem that card counting is you're going to get caught and you're going to get bammed from the casino. I know how to far count, and I have sat they are counting corners at the table before seems that it was about to pay out and just getting throwno big bets out because I don't want to get hits out. I enjoyed playing black j It's fun.

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Speaker 9: In my opinions, Bright, I.

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Speaker 11: Mean, I don't know, you'll gotta be talking about casinos, man.

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Speaker 3: Yep, card counting is real and while not illegal, it is up to the casinos discretion to you know, it's their private establishment. They could kick you the hell out of there, so you know, and yeah, they will kick you out.

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Speaker 16: Hello, Brooklyn Boys. Melissa from Connecticut.

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Speaker 19: I'm listening to Slice time for episode two ninety six, and a caller was saying, how Exon and Mobile have premium gas. I know someone that drove a gas truck and he would literally just like go to the mobile, deliver gas and then go to the you know whatever the crappy gas station is and deliver the exact same gas.

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Speaker 4: So that is a scambone, scam scambone. All right, let's take our first break. Thank you so much. You guys are awesome as usual. You do not disappoint the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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Speaker 1: We will be right back.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 3: Let's uh, let's continue on with these talkbacks. Brody, what do you what we got here?

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Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 20: Jamie from Queen's here, scary.

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Speaker 9: I have a bone to pick with you.

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Speaker 20: You said that if Brody said at your house for a couple of hours waiting for the sofa to be picked up and expected you to buy him lunch, that's Brody wanting a handout. Actually, no, scary, that's called common courtesy. He's doing something for you, so you should do something in return. Expecting him to do that, spend hours of his days doing something for you and not give anything back. Is you expecting a handout?

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Speaker 3: Scary?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're damn right, thank you. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 3: I do think friends just do favors for friends, and that's why you call a person a friend, you know. But if I'm gonna sit there all day, get give me some food. I didn't ask you for money, I mean yeah, I mean you know they'll be they would be refreshments.

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Speaker 4: They would be refreshments.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 4: I can take you. I help yourself to anything in the refrigerator.

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Speaker 3: About that, No, because you have your shitty fifty dollar peanut butter and your organic bullshit. Yeah, I'm not eating any of that crap. You gotta be real food in there.

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Speaker 9: Brookelyn Bowl, he's Ball from Jersey listening to the talkbacks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and thanks, Paul.

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Speaker 21: Brooklyn boys, Ball from Jersey.

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Speaker 22: Sorry about that, fucking send you the talkback with alfin Chi.

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Speaker 12: Pardon me anyway, guy speaking Italian to you was essentially asking you what he liked in the Italian League said you were his friend.

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Speaker 19: He asked if you were Juventus or a Milan guy.

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Speaker 12: I speak poor geez and it's very similar to Italian and that's what he's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Later.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Paul. Always happy to contribute.

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Speaker 20: One of our regulars, Hey Buckle Boys, Chimney from Queens Again. In the last episode, Scary said that he and his buddies climbed a small mountain in Costa Rica. But this is scary, Let's be honest. What he means by small mountain with his buddies is that the bougiea rooftop bar that they went to didn't have an elevator. They had to walk up a big staircase.

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Speaker 3: Jamie, I actually did nature stuff. I actually hyped up on a forty five degree angle at some points it was it was strenuous, all right.

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Speaker 4: So there it's not all about bars and drinking with me.

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Speaker 16: Hey Brooken boys, me again.

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Speaker 20: You guys were talking about Nate and the girl in the window, and Brody said it would be creepy if he found out her name and messaged her on social media. There is a reality show couple who claims they met that way She had been on the show for years before they met. They say that they saw each other at a gas station, didn't speak, drove off, and he found her on social media, even though he says he didn't know who she was. And they think it's cute, But that sounds creepy as fuck.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, See, I disagree. I say, you take your chances. What do you say to taking chances?

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Speaker 4: Brody?

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Speaker 16: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You know Celine Diona?

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what's going on? It's me the old cowboy trucker, you know, on a serious matter here. You know, Scooty, you're you're correct. You know, Mexico is no joke.

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Speaker 19: Rat.

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Speaker 6: Now you know, if you want to go over there, you know, make sure you know somebody over there that lives over there, and you know they can tell you what the situation's like and if you should go or not, you know, because you can't just go over there blindly.

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Speaker 4: You don't know what you're gonna run into.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's not recommended.

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Speaker 23: Okay, boys, it's caplan from be sure.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't it? So you did you want to comment on the trucker there? I mean I didn't sound advice.

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Speaker 3: And there's a lound advice, except that the whole gang riot thing was like a couple of days and it's already a few weeks ago. Yeah, but still it's unstable. If I don't recommend going to the Middle East right now. But I think from Mexico you probably a little bit. I think that if I had a choice between Mexico or anywhere else in the Cabby and I would choose.

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Speaker 4: Everywhere where else. But that's just me. Well, Mexico is not Theri.

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Speaker 3: But you know, in that in that vicinity the Pacific Ocean wherever you want to call it, a scary scary Gulf of Mexico. Did you just say the Pacific Ocean, Mexico borders the Pacific Ocean. Yes, Cobbo, it borders both oceans. Except you said Mexico the Caribbean, the Caribbeans in the Atlantic Ocean. It's it's the Caribbean Sea, Caribbean Sea. But no, but there's the Gulf of Mexico and there's the Pacific Ocean, which is you know, Cobbo said, Lucas is a famous area that in Mexico that is borders the Pacific Ocean. What I don't think Mexico does not border. I don't know if Mexico touches the Atlantic Ocean, Brodie, I believe it does. Further down, the Gulf is only the Gulf is only the little curvature of the part in the top part of Mexico.

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Speaker 4: So when can kun what what is that? That's the Caribbean c right or the Gulf of Mexico?

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Speaker 24: What is that?

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Speaker 4: Google it get back to.

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Speaker 9: Me, pookem boys.

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Speaker 23: It's Caitlin from be Sure So listening to episode what the hell episodes I was listening to I believe from May twenty twenty five, three thirty.

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Speaker 9: Five told Darren did he ever take the job of the porn company?

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Speaker 3: I think it was told Darren or was it British Horn?

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Speaker 9: Did he ever take British wary?

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Speaker 23: Oh my god? And everyone was coming up with these jokes. But the CEO of the porn company did he take it?

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Speaker 6: He did not.

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Speaker 3: He did not take the job. He turned it down. And uh, I think he said he just was worried. I mean, his wife and his kids. He's got two kids, two daughters. You know, he didn't want them to grow up to be like daddy. Daddy, what do you do for a living?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I work for a porn company, you know, so I think he made the right decision.

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Speaker 23: One more thing, so I listened to old episodes of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Mark does not because he listens to his other podcasts. But I was listening to an old episode and Luke saw me put it on and he knows that Mark and I listened to Brooklyn Boys together, only current episodes.

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Speaker 9: We only listen together.

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Speaker 16: And he ratted my ass out.

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Speaker 23: He ran over to Mark and tattletailed on me and said that mommy was listening to Brooklyn Boys without him, so little slice watching out for dad.

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Speaker 4: Wow, look at that. That's that fast. Just so, just so we're all on the same page.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Gulf of Mexico is part of the Atlantic Ocean and the Caribbean Sea is part of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you're not going to be able to twist those Brody is wrong. Brody is wrong. Scary? Why am I wrong? I just googled it. No different ways. You're truck.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to shoehorn and back back the truck up. It's he's making your als be correct.

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Speaker 4: Mexico.

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Speaker 3: I said, Mexico is not part of the Caribbean it's not. It does touch the Caribbean Sea, but it's not part of the Caribbean. And and you said, I'm gonna go to Mexico.

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Speaker 4: Mexico.

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Speaker 3: Mexico is part of North America. But it's the it's in the Caribbean. It's it's down in that area. The Yucatan Peninsula touches the Caribbean Sea, but it's not part of the Caribbean as far as the islands are going, right. But but there's no way you're gonna convince me that the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea are part of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Speaker 4: That's what they are. No, But that's why they're called that, because they're not scary. Is Brooklyn part of New York City? Yes, dude, that is.

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Speaker 3: That is nice New York part of America. Yes, there are four oceans, and Golf of Mexico is part. It's a gulf of the Atlantic Ocean. It's a gulf, yep. I'll fight you to the death on this one, that one.

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Speaker 12: Really.

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Speaker 3: And is the Gulf of Mexico part of the Atlantic Ocean. No, it's it's a gulf, yes, yes, it is really. And the Caribbean is a large semi enclosed sea of the Atlantic Ocean. The sea, but oceans don't have seas, oceans or oceans because there are no No. A sea is a section of an ocean, but an ocean. No, it's not an ocean is.

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Speaker 4: Oceans.

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Speaker 3: Oceans are called that because they have certain properties that make them oceans. Okay, a sea is not carrying seats a Wikipedia page, there's ocean versus A Gulf of Mexico is an oceanic basin and a marginal sea of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Speaker 4: At the front door slices.

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Speaker 6: Although you are correct there, Brody, the Bend guys are fighting amongst in sales, but right now they're fighting for power. So there's gonna be some wars going on over there, and you can get caught in the crosshairs. And believe me, it won't be They're not gonna tell you. Come on, come on over here and let's play monopoly. Oh boy, it's not gonna be like that, okay. And if you're a nice, pretty looking young lady, oh man, you get you boy. Just if you're thinking of going to Mexico, man, just stay over here. It's not the time to go right now.

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Speaker 4: There you go take it from the trucker.

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Speaker 3: He knows I'm not going anywhere right now, so you were good.

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Speaker 6: It'll only live thirteen miles away from the Mexican border, but I ain't planning on going anywhere close to that place anytime soon.

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Speaker 13: I'll tell you what you know and check it out.

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Speaker 6: Go on the internet and google Mark Kilroy.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 6: Uh he's a spring breaker that came down to South Padreal and and then he decided to go party across the border close by Madam Morris, Mexico. And uh boy, you're gonna see what happened to that unfortunate young fellow. And things are worse now.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, oh poor guy. Well anyway, yep, I'm I'm with I'm with the trucker on this one. I'm staying away. Well, what are you gonna do on you next? Mocking see from the box over there? Oh my god, I'm not going there. I'm staying away, all right.

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Speaker 8: Rock and see from the box over there?

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Speaker 9: Body?

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Speaker 8: Oh god, cy body? Body scary? So long's out better again. It just drives home the fact and he's annoying. As eight talkbacks come on, Man, I can better get by two of them out throwing up in my mouth.

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Speaker 13: Eight is ridiculous.

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Speaker 8: Love the podcast of course, as always rocking see from the box over there.

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Speaker 4: All right, rocking. Steve has spoken period. Okay, folks, we got slice on slice action here and not the good kind. No, people, we got fisticuffs coming out. We could we could, you know, listen, I get it. I kind of agree with Steve in a weird way. I don't know if I want to hear twelve twelve talk backs from anyone, not just not just one Valdez.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a lot. You know, eight is enough to fill our lives with joy, But that's two enough. Was a TV show a long time ago that just singing the theme right there with that theme song, I'm just saying that was in case people didn't know.

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Speaker 4: But eight is it is still way too much.

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Speaker 3: Just I think three or four if you have, if you need the extra time for the one thought you're trying to get crost.

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Speaker 4: Three or four people, Puma.

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Speaker 5: From higher everybody gets cookies lo main no rice, I'm talking about all of vegetabulls. Everybody. What a great soda, every guest ice in the soda, everybody our villain.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm a fuck ass villain.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god again, Ay off those meds leaving those talkbacks. Wait till, wait till the meds disappear into your system, and then the.

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Speaker 4: Coast is clear.

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Speaker 5: Living from Ohio, Valdez, h you ever heard of countryside? Enjoying country and low like strip?

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Speaker 13: What easy life?

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Speaker 4: You ever heard of that?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, boy, you're talking about? Just say stuff but countryside?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Liam?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Thanks Liam? Liam?

00:25:36
Speaker 3: You can't leave talkbacks that we can't understand about talkbacks you don't like, you're not helping the cause. Let's keep it funning up. Eat everybody seriously. Oh wait, oh, here comes three more from Liam.

00:25:49
Speaker 5: Leaning from Ohio. I got a fat joke, so you're a mount so fat that she was researching all down in it for cookies.

00:26:01
Speaker 3: God, I got it.

00:26:02
Speaker 4: Boom Wait what.

00:26:08
Speaker 3: I searching recipes?

00:26:15
Speaker 4: She was researching recipes for cookies?

00:26:17
Speaker 16: What?

00:26:18
Speaker 4: And then gotta gotta boom? I don't know, I don't all right, we don't need jokes.

00:26:25
Speaker 25: We're good, I mean from Ohio House the life God. For three years we did waterfront and indoors. I tell you, we do all this couple tests. So what, brody, here's your Cookie.

00:26:43
Speaker 4: All right, okay, he's continuing. Hold on, he's in the middle of the thought. Brody lied boys it.

00:26:54
Speaker 24: Caitlyn Morgan, Hello, Hello, just listening to episode three sixty six, and Arre you missed it, Brodie, was said, iblefore, Yeah, and you missed it.

00:27:09
Speaker 3: George culture clo technical and you was talking about.

00:27:16
Speaker 18: Plowing his uh not plowing anyway.

00:27:19
Speaker 4: I missed it. You're right. Who's you right over my head there?

00:27:24
Speaker 5: From Ohio?

00:27:26
Speaker 4: They burn it.

00:27:26
Speaker 5: I actually had a chlorinum burn when I was working left Guard.

00:27:31
Speaker 25: Uh, it's it's a strong burn and you actually get it and then you dilute the pool, you get actually burn.

00:27:42
Speaker 5: So let's get right, educateself and no, gotta go good.

00:27:48
Speaker 3: I don't ever remember referencing chlorine and burning lifeguards.

00:27:53
Speaker 5: And Reggie, okaycuse lake goods late, good night, Yeah.

00:28:03
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. Oh my god, he's all over, Reggie, get him off. You're Reggie, he wishes. Now let's go to the ones from the middle of the night.

00:28:16
Speaker 20: I love these, Hey, Jamie and queens again, last one, I promise, And yes, Scary, I know it's two am mine's business anyway, Scary you said that, Brody expecting you to buy him lunch. If he waited around for hours for those guys to pick up the sofa would.

00:28:33
Speaker 9: Be a handout.

00:28:35
Speaker 20: So let me get this straight. You seem to have an issue with giving your friend of thirty years what you say is a handout, but you had no problem giving total strangers a handout on the streets to Manhattan.

00:28:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it's true.

00:28:48
Speaker 26: Bush right here, Brody, Since you can't get in Scary's pool, why don't you go on swim plea and book the pool there, and then while you're there you can meet his lovely neighbors, and then you can make friends with them.

00:29:02
Speaker 4: Don't give me they have to pay one time.

00:29:04
Speaker 26: Because now you're friends with other people who live in the building that also have access to the pool.

00:29:10
Speaker 9: Like that, Fuck you, Scary here, I am. Look at me.

00:29:13
Speaker 3: I like that, And as as as smart as I am with money, that's a good investment.

00:29:18
Speaker 4: I will have to do that.

00:29:20
Speaker 3: I don't know if you can, if you're in a building that has a pool, if you can swim lely and rent it out, I think there's rules against that, Yeah, but I'm gonna look at it.

00:29:28
Speaker 4: I don't know if our building does swiftly please, I hope not.

00:29:33
Speaker 16: C from all over the map here. Good morning, y'all. So I've been thinking about starting your podcast over all the way to UH episode zero because I can't handle Greg t. And a thought occurred to me, and I was wondering, since it's been like eighty years since Scary old you a sake dinner, because he does he owes your sake dinner, why not him give you a Omaha box. I know you guys used to sponsor or they sponsor you, however works anyways? Would you be okay with that? Brody? It's like a nice fat box.

00:30:02
Speaker 3: No, I do like Omaha steaks. I like a nice fat box.

00:30:07
Speaker 6: Yeah.

00:30:08
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what let's just set up box.

00:30:12
Speaker 3: Yeah No, it's not the same as having fresh or grotten potatoes and fresh steak prepared and brought out, sizzling and waiter service.

00:30:20
Speaker 4: And you don't want to UYI job. You want you want to be able to sit there and be catered to you look at king.

00:30:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, and for those keeping score, it's now been fourteen years since Scario's mistake dinner. Ah, shut up, quit your whining, take me to old homestead. I'll quit one gthing boys.

00:30:39
Speaker 27: Lisa from Delaware reference to episode three sixty six with Nate and the girl across in the other building. Maybe he should just hold up a sign and says coffee, question mark and see what she says.

00:30:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a great idea, but just break the ice with a question. Get her out of that ivory tower that she's in. Knowing Nate will put up a sign and says, would you like to.

00:31:00
Speaker 14: Be on the radio?

00:31:01
Speaker 4: Wouldn't be on the radio?

00:31:03
Speaker 6: Hey, b boys.

00:31:04
Speaker 28: Christie from the thriving metropolis of Saddlebrook, New Jersey. I would have loved to have seen a sign asking me if I were single from an attractive man. I think that's a great idea. Nate should definitely do it. And I also feel that in this same and age, anything goes, so I would hold up the sign asking if he were single, if you were flirting across the courtyard or whatever, I would definitely go for it.

00:31:31
Speaker 4: Shot for now, all right, thank you for your opinion. What do you think?

00:31:36
Speaker 3: Are you guys close enough that they can see Nate's face like what he looks like you're supposed to like just silhouette? Yes, then I think I think Nate holding up a sign that says uh coffee or want to chat in person or something like that. Yeah, that worked for him, you know.

00:31:53
Speaker 12: Christie.

00:31:53
Speaker 22: Again, regarding episodes, you.

00:31:57
Speaker 3: Remember the Saturday Night Live episode with Tom Brady where the ugly guy walks up to uh say a coworker and say hi, which he reports them for. Talk about it several times on this podcast. Yeah, rule number one be attractive. I think if someone on the show that wasn't Nate held up a sign, they would call the cops.

00:32:18
Speaker 4: But I feel like Nate can hold up a sign and get away with it. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah.

00:32:24
Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm not saying anyone else on the show. I'm not saying like I think Josh can get.

00:32:28
Speaker 9: Away with it.

00:32:28
Speaker 3: You get away with they're talking about I got yeah, yeah, yeah, I can get away with it too, right.

00:32:36
Speaker 4: Nate could definitely get away to shut up Dick.

00:32:38
Speaker 28: Christy Again, regarding episode three sixty six and Brody's Metal.

00:32:42
Speaker 22: Trail Mix, I would definitely ask for free coupons. You gotta have at least two or three coupons for free bags, and then you only paid like six or seven bucks for the bag. So even if you quadruple it. You're under a fifty bucks, so ask for twenty five dollars plus your free coupons and you're good to go. I don't think you should ask for one hundred, just my opinion.

00:33:07
Speaker 3: By the way, I did put the picture up on Instagram and people were like, oh my god, it's so much larger. The metal piece is so much larger than we thought it was going to be. So I'll have to repost it. I'll put it up as as a I'll put it in my feed this this is the story expired.

00:33:24
Speaker 29: So all right, hey Brody, to make arresta be a cunser sort of Florida. To answer your question about those wacky package and arrest of here on the joke you ad that shit's funny.

00:33:35
Speaker 4: I said, go for it.

00:33:36
Speaker 29: That won't hurt anybody. I'm not arrested here, and I don't practice the religion, but I know a lot about it. Go for it, man, It's all in good fun, all right.

00:33:48
Speaker 16: I love chicken and rib prep.

00:33:50
Speaker 15: You can get corn nuggets, yes you can, Okay, Okay, whoa. I don't care about the number of occasions you take, but don't tell people. Go get a job where we can earn the same amount of vacations. I am a special education teacher.

00:34:11
Speaker 16: You know what that means.

00:34:12
Speaker 15: I teach in the summer too. I don't get summers off. We don't get days off. So our days off are Saturday and Sunday.

00:34:21
Speaker 3: That's it.

00:34:22
Speaker 16: Pretty sure those are your days off too.

00:34:25
Speaker 4: Okay, we got some bitter balls going on here tonight. I stuck longer than.

00:34:32
Speaker 15: Four hours a day. Also, hey the whole I've been out it for thirty years. Not everyone in the morning show has been. So the ones who are only there for less than ten years, they earned it too. Come on, that's a bad excuse. No, I just said, these are the days they offered us, not you earned it.

00:34:53
Speaker 3: We did, because every every couple of years you get another vacation week. But but the sad after union says, hey, this is these are your days, and you've got to take the days off otherwise it's almost like crushing a picket picket line.

00:35:09
Speaker 4: You know, you you don't want to do that. You don't want to piss everybody off.

00:35:13
Speaker 3: You want to take what is given to you now and earning those dates or those weeks as you you know, as you approach another five years.

00:35:24
Speaker 4: I believe it is. You get another week and it's and yeah, is it fair?

00:35:28
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not complaining that the people less, they are working less, have been there less, don't get that time, but uh do get that time rather, you know, whatever it is, what it is because when Elvis is off, the show is off.

00:35:42
Speaker 4: That's his rule.

00:35:43
Speaker 3: And the people that are going to get those most vacation days are going to be me, Elvis and Danielle because of the tenure that we have. So you know, it's okay, it's okay, it's all good. And yes, you can, at some jobs, a lot of jobs negotiate your vacation, can you not, Brody?

00:36:04
Speaker 9: Uh?

00:36:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you first saw it, and then you know if in lieu of a rays you could ask for uh what vacations?

00:36:10
Speaker 13: Yeah, we would like to.

00:36:13
Speaker 15: Hear clips of five year old Brody. We would like to hear first time radio host Scary Please play those.

00:36:21
Speaker 4: On here ooo.

00:36:24
Speaker 3: You know Scary has the audio if you could ever find that in all the boxes he didn't label. You know, I do have my box of cassettes and somewhere in there is my very first appearance doing overnights on Z one, hundred.

00:36:37
Speaker 4: I have my cassette. You know what I have. I have a digital copy of me on the air. I'll have to edit it. Yeah, I do have that.

00:36:45
Speaker 3: I had a friend digitizer for me.

00:36:46
Speaker 30: This is bridget from York Pennsidania, first time talkbacker. I was just sending a talk back about Nate and the girl in the window in the office building. If she's smiling or even giving him eye contact, she's definitely interested. He should definitely go for it. Maybe not put single with a question work, but like coffee or something like that make it a lot more fun.

00:37:11
Speaker 9: Might be a little bit too childish sounding, I think, yeah.

00:37:18
Speaker 4: I mean huh.

00:37:20
Speaker 3: I don't think at this point anything that happens is gonna be a good thing, because he basically is sitting there and you know, if if he does anything, and what could possibly happen, she just closes her shades. But I think it'll only work to his advantage if he acts on it and does something cutesy. Holding up a sign is definitely I think one of those quirky it's more quirky and less creepy. Yeah, but is he gonna do the thing like what was the movie with the guy where Andrew Lincoln has all the signs and the woman opens the door and he has all the signs. Hold on a second Andrew Lincoln movie with all the signs when he opens the door love actually ah, So he needs a follow up sign. So if he says coffee, she says yes, and he needs to be like when or here's my number? He needs a follow up sign? Ready to go behind the coffee sign? What does lord dry erase board? There's a little Cali red Jepson will call me maybe question mark? That's hacking ten years old at least longer than that.

00:38:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay with the shot.

00:38:41
Speaker 12: Brooklyn boy is joing from Miami. Here, Hey Brody, looking for some guidance. Here for free dessert if it's needed. So I'm at the hospital visiting my mother had some back surgery. All this good, and wife's eight months pregnant. Decided to order some food while I was out. An hour and a half into it, she keeps following up. Turns out the guy's car broke down and they're now going to reef on her. But how can I get beyond even not trying to get the guy in trouble?

00:39:12
Speaker 9: Hey, this is Brody from Israel.

00:39:14
Speaker 4: You want to ask you that, Let me let me hear that again. Let me hear it again. I think I missed something. I'm missing something.

00:39:19
Speaker 12: Brooklyn Boys droving from Miami. Here, Hey Brody, looking for some guidance. Here for free dessert if it's needed. So I'm at the hospital visiting my mother had some back surgery. All this good, and wife's eight months pregnant, decided to order some food while I was out. About an hour and a half into it, she keeps following up. Turns out the guy's car broke down and they're now going to reef on her. But how can I get beyond even not trying to get the guy in trouble?

00:39:48
Speaker 4: It's very guy, okay. So the guy, the driver of the food's car broke.

00:39:55
Speaker 3: Down, ordered food, restaurant made it, the restaurant gave it to the driver. Driver on the way to her place, car shits the bed and uh and the app at that point will give you your money back. I have a story coming up on the Brooklyn Boys which very something very similar happened to me the other night. And as it turns out, I'm fucked and there's no chance to get dessert free.

00:40:21
Speaker 4: Dessert.

00:40:23
Speaker 3: He's saying that she gets more than her money back because she didn't get oh yeah, because the night was ruined and she probably went to hungry and by the this happened, it was it was too late to get food from any Agree that at least a fifty dollars maybe one hundred dollars gift car, fifty dollars credit card she's eating for two fifty dollars, maybe promo code or something will definitely suffice. And that's what I wanted the other night when this is the same shit happened to me where the driver never showed up to pick up the food. And you'll you'll you'll hear another Brooklyn Boys. But anyway, yeah, all right, thank you so much, and we will be right back. How does that sound, Brody?

00:41:06
Speaker 4: That sounds perfect. Hit the button the.

00:41:07
Speaker 13: Brooklyn Boys podcast.

00:41:10
Speaker 1: We will be right back.

00:41:13
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I hit one accidentally. All right, who is Israel?

00:41:20
Speaker 9: Hey? This is Brody from is wrong?

00:41:22
Speaker 4: Oh? Brody is ah? Brody from is wrong? All right? Here comes ready, Brody. Brody's up at the plate the pitch on the way.

00:41:34
Speaker 9: Hey, this is Brody from is wrong.

00:41:37
Speaker 10: So you guys crushed it with the song game last week, so I don't have a new Brody's Wrong jingle, although I had got one of the ones I could do, but I was wondering if Scary could give it. Behind the scenes, with what you see on the talkbacks with the software, do you see the full phone number or do you just see an area code, because like, sometimes you think someone has another talkback coming and then it's someone else, but usually you do know.

00:42:03
Speaker 4: Yeah, well.

00:42:07
Speaker 6: I do.

00:42:07
Speaker 3: We do see phone numbers on something you have to click into it. Yeah, it's it's kind of difficult to get to. But on the reason he thinks that the calls are the same number, because it is that they come the timecode.

00:42:18
Speaker 4: On timestamped the time.

00:42:19
Speaker 3: It's like if it's thirty seconds later, he assumes you just kept going. Yes, sometimes someone slips one in that is correct. So if I see like that one was left at four forty nine pm, the next one in line was left at four fifty three pm, so I can only assume and then four fifty four pm, I can only assume that all three belonged to you, sir.

00:42:41
Speaker 4: And let's see if this one does.

00:42:44
Speaker 10: Also, Scary, you always say the talkbacks get deleted after about a week.

00:42:48
Speaker 4: But that's right.

00:42:49
Speaker 9: I did like a full two weeks last.

00:42:51
Speaker 10: Time, because you missed a week, and I left mine right after the episode, and there were months before. But mine get cut off at the end sometimes. And I know you guys are always like when people say they don't know if you're going to get it, you're like, we got it. But I know that some of mine don't go through sometimes, and we happened to other people.

00:43:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean keep in mind, I'm also playing a few that have no audio in there, and they're just blank, but they run for thirty seconds. Maybe maybe you left it. Maybe that was yours and you left it and it just sat there and it didn't engage or something. It didn't the audio didn't come through. Also, there's no specific time, it's like exactly two weeks and they but there's only a certain amount of room.

00:43:35
Speaker 4: So when it gets full, the oldest ones drop drop off.

00:43:38
Speaker 3: Yes, that happens, right, and we share our Brooking Boys server with the Elvis Durant on the podcast.

00:43:45
Speaker 4: I'll hell yeah, a bunch of them. Speaking of which, are we in the list yet? Are we in the list?

00:43:50
Speaker 3: Just hold on, I don't know I got to find out. I will follow up for you tomorrow. Saus on this SI right now, saus on the side, all right. Also, oh here here's one to four a minute later. It's gotta be you. Hey, look, there's a perfect example of one Valdez slipping in. He left his talk back a minute after your two. So but I assumed it was you. But here comes one Valdez. Ladies and gentlemen, this with only one talk back is the moment you've all been waiting for.

00:44:21
Speaker 14: Hey, brook, busy, behold this and carry and this talk goes out to a shoutout to Shave by the way.

00:44:28
Speaker 19: Shame.

00:44:29
Speaker 13: It's not get the fuck out of here. It's funk out of here, motherfucker. My guy, slow clap.

00:44:38
Speaker 14: You are the men.

00:44:39
Speaker 13: You will make an I'll buy you a beer on a steak.

00:44:43
Speaker 16: Yee.

00:44:45
Speaker 4: He is amped up today. Let's see if he continues. He does. He certainly doesn't. Oh my god, whoo, oh my god. If if these timestamps are the same, one looks like he left twelve in a row.

00:45:00
Speaker 6: Here we go.

00:45:01
Speaker 4: No he did not.

00:45:02
Speaker 13: Can you believe it's already March?

00:45:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's a Jimmy Kimmel bit where he does a collection of all the newscasters around the country all saying the same thing.

00:45:20
Speaker 13: Hey, Brook and Bussy, who with this? And he's always brotty and scary scary.

00:45:23
Speaker 14: Can you stop complaining about people complaining about how much time off you get?

00:45:28
Speaker 13: Motherfucker. Please stop complaining about complaints. Please. It just sounds like a complaint.

00:45:33
Speaker 4: It's not a complain.

00:45:35
Speaker 13: I'm not complaining. You sound like my wife.

00:45:38
Speaker 4: It's not a complaint, thank you.

00:45:39
Speaker 26: No.

00:45:39
Speaker 3: It's what it is is a rebuttal, and it is an explanation as to what we get. Okay, all right, if you don't you get everybody. Yeah, go ahead, Brody, I'm looking at the Elvis Durand and on the oceans and the seas. No, I already gave the correct answer. Let's see what's in the elvist ran in the morning show podcast page on iHeart Radio.

00:46:03
Speaker 4: Uh, who is this?

00:46:07
Speaker 6: What is this?

00:46:08
Speaker 4: Mother? Mother knows Death? Oh, mother knows Death? That's on here?

00:46:16
Speaker 3: I can't read this.

00:46:17
Speaker 23: What is this?

00:46:18
Speaker 4: Something in the city. I have no idea, but continue, oh continue. The logos are so friggin small.

00:46:26
Speaker 3: I don't know how anybody makes it out celebrity interviews Mario Carbone.

00:46:30
Speaker 4: That's you guys.

00:46:31
Speaker 3: That's great, okay, uh Daily Horoscopes, Oh uh, give it a chance, Kevin and Casey give it a chance.

00:46:39
Speaker 4: Podcast is on here?

00:46:41
Speaker 3: What is avon? Jogia even doing? That's another podcast.

00:46:47
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is?

00:46:48
Speaker 16: Right?

00:46:48
Speaker 4: Is serial Killers in there? Hold on? Uh Froggy's on here? All right? This is the game? Yeah? These are all seconds on our show. Oh.

00:47:00
Speaker 3: Us on the Side is on here as well. It should be of course more mother Death thing. I got a screenshot this. I don't know what podcast this is?

00:47:09
Speaker 4: Hold on? Right? But what where is?

00:47:10
Speaker 26: Uh?

00:47:11
Speaker 20: No?

00:47:11
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys? Huh no?

00:47:13
Speaker 12: What is this?

00:47:14
Speaker 4: Uh oh?

00:47:15
Speaker 3: After Party? That's the new logo for after Party. I apologize and don't recognize it.

00:47:19
Speaker 4: All right, I don't you know what. I don't see the Brooklyn Boys?

00:47:24
Speaker 13: What is this?

00:47:25
Speaker 4: Who's Oliver Stark? I have no idea?

00:47:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he his podcast is on here. Lisa Lampinelli's podcast is on here. The backstory that podcast is on here. It's Patty Steele.

00:47:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, all good.

00:47:38
Speaker 3: Monday's Monday's Morbid Minute.

00:47:40
Speaker 4: All good stuff. Yeah, that's on here.

00:47:43
Speaker 3: Good stuff, Tommy Talk, All good stuff. I don't see the Brooklyn Boys. You're on the shot.

00:47:48
Speaker 4: Where's the Brooklyn Boys? That was your job six months ago to get it? Take care of all? Right, we gotta get we got we We got work to do, folks.

00:47:58
Speaker 10: And one more question, was scary you saying about your vacation that you have twenty years tenure but when the whole show takes off. This may be a stupid question, but the people who don't have as much tenure as you do, they have to like do office work or do they get the same vacation even if they.

00:48:13
Speaker 4: Have less tenure, they get it and it's a bonus.

00:48:16
Speaker 10: I just want to say thank you guys for doing Slice time. Sorry about the hate that you got the other time. This is something I look forward to and I'm sure a lot of us do, so thank you guys for doing this.

00:48:27
Speaker 4: I pretty appreciate it. We appreciate the support.

00:48:29
Speaker 3: Oh wait, oh he's stuck in He stuck his nose right in the middle of Juan Valdez is eleven in a row. Oh, by the way, the what are we even doing podcast is on that. Oh that's what's his name?

00:48:40
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, moving on.

00:48:41
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's broken all of this, and it's always pretty scary, so scary. Just to confirm the money has been transferred to your account from your couch slash sofa is slash so fucking expensive? Has it been transferred to your back Have you gotten paid because you're not clear about that.

00:49:01
Speaker 13: Also, pay the fucking jingle in the moving company.

00:49:06
Speaker 3: No, no jingle in the moving company. They're not a spot, they're not a sponsor. But I'll say this, uh no, as far as no, the chair has to sofa has to make it to the people before we before I get paid. So and it has to be checked out with with the company that delivered it.

00:49:26
Speaker 4: So no, not yet.

00:49:29
Speaker 14: Broke. And it's always sporty, scarious, scary Jones you saying you get to your house and you're roped every day after the show unless you have an appearance, and unless it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday where you go out with you know, painting Dave or Sex on the Wave Steve or Dave Black Adam or I don't.

00:49:50
Speaker 13: Know what the fuck sturgeons, Why don't you patch Adams?

00:49:59
Speaker 14: Separate all this shit that has been in storage, which has been in the storage for the past twenty one years. Let David Brody, do the math, because you can't do math for shit. Count how much money you has spend on storage, and unless you want to spend that much money, And Brody, if he's rolling his eyes, tell me yes, Scary Jones is rolling his eyes at you.

00:50:25
Speaker 3: A little bit.

00:50:26
Speaker 14: Hey, Scary. You can do with your money whatever you want. But if you're just gonna waste it on storage and look at all this stuff in the next twenty years, when you're seventy eighty ninety, I don't know when is the next time you're gonna move, because you're just gonna pay. It's gonna be in the back of your mind. You're just gonna pay storage space, storage space. Separate this in three piles, the nerd pile, the product pile, and the other whatever the fuck pile, and sell it.

00:50:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have a reckoning with a lot of it right now. I mean, all my entire storage unit is in was right behind me. Actually here in this what is a makeshift studio and will eventually be a full studio.

00:51:09
Speaker 4: Slash back, here's a Scaries.

00:51:10
Speaker 3: Giant pile of papers on his kitchen tablet has been replaced by boxes and boxes and boxes store.

00:51:17
Speaker 4: Giant pilot boxes.

00:51:18
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, did you pack up the pile of papers into its own box to move?

00:51:24
Speaker 4: Of course? Okay, but you didn't label. It's got to be prominently displayed.

00:51:29
Speaker 14: Have Brody set up a shop on eBay shop and I'm pretty sure he'll be happy to take a cup from everything he sells. Oh, you start selling all of the shit, well, the national geographics, all the fucking playbills, all the mag all the everything.

00:51:44
Speaker 13: Just sell it.

00:51:45
Speaker 4: You don't need it, Brody.

00:51:47
Speaker 14: If you haven't used it, or seen it or care for it for the past twenty one years, you don't need it.

00:51:55
Speaker 3: Trust me, I understand that. That's a great point, Brody. Would you sell my magazines for me and take a cut?

00:52:02
Speaker 4: I said, I will, Oh yeah, take a cup for sure. Yeah, scow stock for Brody. That is the worst Scooby impression ever.

00:52:14
Speaker 13: And last, but not least garbage pale kids.

00:52:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about that.

00:52:19
Speaker 14: I'll buy it for you for twenty bucks, But sell me the phone collection. You haven't sold it in twenty one years. What are you gonna do with it?

00:52:26
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stick Brody on you on that one.

00:52:29
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring the book to a card show coming up in New Jersey at some point, and I'll bring it now. I'll be selling that.

00:52:35
Speaker 4: Okay, that's the only way to do it.

00:52:36
Speaker 14: Hey, you broke a push of all this. I wasn't want to send this, but I have to look at the picture that is David brought it. This is in regards to your you know what you found definitely a piece of machine. Ah, thanks god it wasn't a screw because it would have been worse. Yeah, tell them that you have to get a text to this shot. And that's a g it's a thousand dollars worried for finding a piece of machinery on your bag.

00:53:04
Speaker 13: Go get that? Oh get that mine?

00:53:06
Speaker 3: Right this conclusion, Yeah, the one that doesn't send me the envelope to send the piece back. So Wan Vldes show is over until next time. We still got more of these. I mean listen, it's late in the week and people started leaving them. Uh we're moving on to uh, yesterday the next one hit the button.

00:53:30
Speaker 21: Let's go, oh yesterday hit me good evening, fellas Vinny from Brooklyn. Uh, going about the numbers thing.

00:53:38
Speaker 14: Uh.

00:53:39
Speaker 21: The superstition with the lotto numbers and a let guaranteed with you. I don't really get into the superstitious ship. But back in the day, when my grandmother was still around, she used to love to play the three and four numbers every day, and she'd watch Wheel of Fortune and wait for the numbers to come out. And uh, one time ago, long time ago, when I was I used to be a technician for espresso machines in Manhattan. Well all five borrows Jersey, Well on, anyway, that's not important. I was pulling up to this place called three fifty three Broadway. Obviously, the address of it was three fifty three at exactly three fifty three PM. So I called my grandmother because I knew she liked things like that, and I gave it that number. That night she hit until she dies. She hit about ten times with that same number. Really, I don't believe in the superstition, but it is pretty cool.

00:54:29
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have to play three fifty three obviously a weighted number that comes out more often than the others. No, it doesn't. There's no memory of that. Whatever machine grandma got, lucky, good for her. She should have given him I didn't hear him.

00:54:46
Speaker 7: Say I left a talk back on the last episode about a friend I know that delivered gas, and he delivered the same gas to all the gas stations.

00:54:57
Speaker 20: But somebody just schooled me on Slice Time episode two ninety seven.

00:55:01
Speaker 16: Apparently the better gas stations clean their filters more.

00:55:04
Speaker 4: Huh.

00:55:05
Speaker 16: I was today years old learn something new every day?

00:55:07
Speaker 1: Is that?

00:55:08
Speaker 4: Really?

00:55:08
Speaker 3: Who knows if any of that's By the way, I don't think Exon uses the same gas as Shell. You might be talking about no name gas stations all share like you know, the ones that have no signs. Yeah, Exceon has their own refineries and have their own chemical blend, and they're not sharing gas with there are different different countries own them, like Shell is Danish.

00:55:33
Speaker 31: No no, yeah, Now the glimbla is Becca from long Isead. I think scariest idea is very cute. I would I would like it if someone wrote a note to me across the building again, as long as it wasn't in my bathroom, and as long as they've already acknowledged each other from you know, across the way, and it's not like, oh, who's this guy looking at me? I think it's cute.

00:55:58
Speaker 16: It is.

00:55:59
Speaker 3: It's very cute, very very very sexy. If you're attractive. If you're not attractive, they're calling the cops on you FOROK.

00:56:08
Speaker 31: Glimblay is backing from Long Island again. Speaking of Brody's rants, you know, we haven't had a really good Brody rant in a while. I think it's about time, like we need that that fire Brody, like you just can give us some rants, like just go off. I really miss that.

00:56:27
Speaker 5: I would love another.

00:56:29
Speaker 3: Row if we can do a Brook for Boy empisode that isn't late at night where I'll wake everybody up.

00:56:33
Speaker 4: I got one. I almost again.

00:56:35
Speaker 3: I teased it. I'll tease it again. I was in the store and they called security on me.

00:56:42
Speaker 30: Book.

00:56:42
Speaker 31: Glimblay is backing from Long Island again. Sorry, scary, definitely please go get a tennis shot, just just to be safe. If you punctured your skin or drew blood like, they definitely will watch you to get one.

00:56:58
Speaker 14: It's not a big deal.

00:57:00
Speaker 31: It's a little tennis shot. It doesn't hurt or anything crazy like that. But you probably want better safe than sorry. Honestly, you don't want to lock jaw all right, Hope you feel better.

00:57:09
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't want lockjaw. That's kinda hurt.

00:57:12
Speaker 6: Thank god, what's going on?

00:57:14
Speaker 4: As the old cowboy truck ahead one more time?

00:57:17
Speaker 6: Yes, sire Barbarino?

00:57:18
Speaker 4: Whoa you know? Scoody?

00:57:20
Speaker 6: Oh man, you are a real sucker. Brody's right. You know, I didn't think you were a sucker when when you said that you sold You're so far is in a couch for twenty four hundred dollars.

00:57:32
Speaker 13: I thought that was a great deal.

00:57:33
Speaker 6: But when you said you had to pay those furniture pimps forty percent forty percent? Are you out of here? Got cotton picking mine? Forty percent?

00:57:44
Speaker 16: Boy?

00:57:45
Speaker 6: That's serious, too much, that's way too much for you know, I would have respected you more if you would have just taken to eight dollars from Reggie.

00:57:52
Speaker 4: At least you would have.

00:57:53
Speaker 6: Wanted to try out the couch, and you know, she would have given you a little happy thing there, you know, if you know what I thought.

00:58:01
Speaker 26: You know.

00:58:01
Speaker 6: But anyway, you know, oh boy, you're a sucker. But well, at least you got it out of your hair. Okay, Well, all right, guys, I'll see you later. Audio.

00:58:09
Speaker 4: So by, thank you, chuck. Audio, So thy god, it's me.

00:58:15
Speaker 6: Again, you know, concerning the old Peep and Nate situation there, you know, a boss goody. That is a great idea. I'll tell you what, if only a brilliant mind lectures would come up with something like that. You know, that kind of reminds me of that old Seinfeld episode, you know, where he meets the girl at the dinner party but doesn't get her name, but he gets the you know, he knows where she works at, and then he talks to his dad and his dad tells him, aren't you go to the office building and pretend like you're meeting a friend for lunch?

00:58:44
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, A couple of people have referenced that Seinfeld episode in my DMS. That's right. I knew I'd saw it somewhere before.

00:58:52
Speaker 6: And then you'll casually bump into her and then you all the hook ups that way. You know, remember that episode, the old segment Bennett Oppenheimer taps segment prying it crying. Oppenheimer taps, oh that part, try and say that about three times.

00:59:06
Speaker 29: Fat that woke.

00:59:06
Speaker 6: I'll tell you but anyway, you know, it's a good idea, But I'll tell you what. On the other hand, if it backfires, and the girl's not interested.

00:59:14
Speaker 4: That's gonna be it.

00:59:15
Speaker 6: He's gonna have to close the curtain. It's over. No more peeping. It's gonna be weird after that.

00:59:20
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Trucker. Oh no, he's got one more.

00:59:26
Speaker 6: But the chances are my money's on that. It's gonna work. It's gonna function. Uh and it's a great idea.

00:59:32
Speaker 4: It's goody.

00:59:33
Speaker 6: Your hat's off to you, and uh, you know we'll end on a positive note and uh, you know this week because uh you know, just a great idea. Man, My hat's off to you. Okay, all right, guys, I'll see you later and I'll talk to you another day. Okay.

00:59:48
Speaker 4: Audio, So he's out, Trucker, he's.

00:59:52
Speaker 21: Out Brooklyn Bowl.

00:59:54
Speaker 19: It's ball from Juryrody, You're fucking evil.

01:00:00
Speaker 3: Listen to the podcast.

01:00:01
Speaker 16: And he looks scary that the tennis goes in a belly button.

01:00:04
Speaker 4: He believes it.

01:00:09
Speaker 9: Scary.

01:00:10
Speaker 28: Definitely get vaccinated or you know, if you're he should because ross Ken Ken Ken, give you tenness, but it doesn't go into.

01:00:19
Speaker 10: Belly butt, buddy, he goes in your arm, you believe them.

01:00:24
Speaker 4: He cracks himself up. Yeah, the belly buttons.

01:00:27
Speaker 15: Raised the metal could have killed a child, It could have been lodge in your esophagus.

01:00:35
Speaker 4: I don't know.

01:00:36
Speaker 15: They should be giving you a lot of money. I dream of the day I find metal in a snack.

01:00:45
Speaker 16: I dream of the day.

01:00:48
Speaker 4: You're gonna sue. She's waiting to sue, gonna sew, so sue so soon.

01:00:54
Speaker 15: Scary, You don't know if you get you don't know if you have tetanus.

01:00:59
Speaker 16: Just go get the shot. A student once threw a desk at me. It lifts, it sounds crazy.

01:01:05
Speaker 15: It landed on my foot. It cut open my foot. I had to leave that day get a tetanus shot, just as a precaution. Just go get one.

01:01:13
Speaker 20: You can get it at the minute clinic.

01:01:15
Speaker 16: You can do it at the CB.

01:01:16
Speaker 4: I know I could.

01:01:17
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, okay, listen, but that's crazy with the death that was storming at me. Wasn't rusty, but the school nurse still said I had to go get a tetanus shot and updated tentness.

01:01:31
Speaker 30: So I went and did it.

01:01:32
Speaker 16: Just go do it, scary, We don't have to debate about it.

01:01:35
Speaker 4: Just go get the tennis shot. Scary.

01:01:38
Speaker 3: Didn't you once have a rusty trombone? Was that what it was a rusty trouble.

01:01:48
Speaker 32: Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Maria from Union City. I'm responding in regards to that indoor pool thing. My kids are both in swim and their coach said that the reason there's so much chlorine in indoor pools is because indoor pools hold germs way more easily than an outdoor pool. That it should never smell crazy strong, but if it does, it's because something happened at the pool and they need to clean.

01:02:17
Speaker 3: It's working, That's what it means. That that's your chlorine at work, right, it's working hard to fight. That's right, your tax dollars at work, your chlorine at work.

01:02:25
Speaker 4: Chlorine is at work, all right. I feel like we've exhausted all of our resource. Yeah, I'm exhausted. I'm tired. I'm dead tired.

01:02:34
Speaker 3: It's late, it's late at night, but we wanted to squeeze this in here. Thank you finally, Verizon for showing up and connecting me to the internet so we can get.

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