The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #364

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 2: Nice reactions.

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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you, baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Boys. Slice time for episode three sixty four and beyond. Scary Jones, David Brody, and Hi, how's it going?

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Speaker 2: Pali? All right? You're doing good? Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I gave a speech last week. I feel like we're gonna have positive fun. Yeah, Palkbacks, I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 5: I'd like to just say, if this is the first you're hearing of us in a little while, we uh, we did not get to Brooklyn Boys or last week. I'm gonna say it's eighty five percent my.

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Speaker 2: Fault last week. So could you take in a while.

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Speaker 4: Hold on a second mark this day in history. David Brody takes some responsibility. It doesn't.

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Speaker 2: It was this time.

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Speaker 5: It was a decent amount of my fault and then your fault. So I couldn't make the regular days. Her he couldn't make the backup days, and therefore we unfortunately could not.

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Speaker 2: But here, we have a lot going on in our lives.

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Speaker 4: Plus, Brody can't sit through twenty minutes without shitting his pants, so we have to fix that problem.

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Speaker 5: Scary can't sit twenty minutes about trying to s his own date. So we fix that problem. All right, this is the show about the show. It's not the actual show. These are commenting people commenting on past episodes. So if you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you know you have the privilege of clicking that little microphone and leaving us some feedback, almost like a modern day voicemail if you will so, or a voicemail or voicemail.

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Speaker 4: It's fancy for talk back. His fancy for the word voicemail. So thank you for your feedback.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: You see, the life of a bougie Jones can sometimes be misunderstood.

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Speaker 7: But it's all good, David Brody, because you have your life and.

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Speaker 8: He has his life, and I love this podcast.

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Speaker 1: But please give him a little bit of grace.

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Speaker 9: Man, it's a brand new car and he's moving to a new place.

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Speaker 1: Who knows, maybe if he will be nice, he will invite you to swimming pool.

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Speaker 4: That's right, you know, he the first one of those must have gotten cut off to nice from the server.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we don't forget someone.

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Speaker 4: If you don't hear yours, it's because you know, we've been away for a while and the server cuts them off.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so it sounds like he's on my side there, So yeah, all right, Well, you know what I've yet to see.

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Speaker 5: You know, if Scary takes me to a steak dinner in his new car, I will be sure to compliment how nice the car is.

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Speaker 2: But since I have not seen in the car yet.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, speaking of seeing things, so I have not seen the car, so I can't really comment firsthand on the Brooklyn gray. But that being said, I'm hoping he invites me to his new apartment which he moves in in a few weeks. And somebody sent me a picture of the listing of Scary Jones's couch that hard as a rock plank yep uh, and how much he's asking for it.

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Speaker 2: You haven't sold it yet, have you scared? No? But I have some inquiries, Oh inquiries. Yeah, we'll get down to the Brooklyn boys. We have an update update on the couch. Oh, couch updates. Not a couch is your sofa.

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Speaker 10: It's the last talk bag I promised.

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Speaker 11: I just wanted to check on Rifka Manaham and Asian Boy Mike.

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Speaker 2: You know they're doing well.

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Speaker 12: You're for some time already from from you three and I'll talkbacks going on.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, we're gonna hopefully they'll hear the message and they'll leave talkbacks all right.

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Speaker 2: Also talking on the Brooklyn Boys Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Luca Boys.

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Speaker 13: Did these people into I know, I'm leaving a funk ton and talk that to a lee.

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Speaker 14: But difference for scary.

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Speaker 13: I heard some talking about your I didn't hear that price point, but I didn't see they did have talked about boy, you could have gotten that price. You would have moved a little bit outside of the city. Take that price in sunch in Alabama. Looking what you can buy around there, like Alabama, Mississippi.

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Speaker 2: Really for states you buy imagined I could buy.

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Speaker 5: Buy you could buy Alabama for what you're paying Scary for.

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Speaker 15: Listen, coaches do not appreciate and value that has such cars and I mean literally anything. It doesn't work that way unless you do things to it to make it better. So unless you've been sitting there like scrubbing the coach, this fun leather coach with some fun leather dressing and keeping like a.

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Speaker 2: It's just so by the way sofa, I wasn't that.

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Speaker 15: I don't know if it did. It is the little spinnea thing of death.

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Speaker 16: Anyways, No, your coach, is it gonna appreciate and value unless it's a freaking antique. I mean, I know you're an antique, so you would understand then unless you do things to it to make it better, it's not going to get better and it's not going to gain in value.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you gotta stop, all right, So I'm just gonna give you an example of this and we'll move on. And this is a bougie thing, but here's an example. I own the Naguchi n G O U c Hi coffee table by Herman Miller.

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Speaker 2: It was, it was. It's a mid modern century classic.

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Speaker 4: It's in the Museum of Modern Art, and Herman Miller is the only person allowed people allowed to sell it. Okay, by design within reach, I bought. I bought that table along with the sofa. Hold on in nineteen years ago. That table cost me one thousand dollars. Okay, wait a second coffee table nineteen years ago. Hold on that same table today. Look it up, folks, Nagucci Herman Miller brand new, three thousand, two hundred dollars. I can absolutely, absolutely fucking sell that table right there. That again, also, hold on, I could sell that if I want for twenty three hundred dollars and make double my money. And it's still used because it's cheaper than this new So listen, listen to what I'm telling you. I'm I'm taking you guys to school. You may not want to hear it.

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Speaker 2: For hold on a second. The same as a glass it is prints in it. It as your ass prints in it. It is not. It's different than a glass table.

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Speaker 4: At certain sofas appreciating value, okay, and and and I will tell you. In twenty seventeen, I bought these I don't know the name of the brand name of these two leather chairs. They're they're they're bar chairs, okay, from the design within reach I paid.

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Speaker 2: I paid a good amount of money for them.

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Speaker 4: I want to get two more from my new place because I could fit four across instead of two.

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Speaker 2: In my new place. The price has doubled.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's inflation. After twenty years, things go up in price.

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Speaker 2: That's seventeen, so listen eight years. Wait, I gotta stop people.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to I'm just trying to.

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Speaker 5: Couch is not the same as a table. Certain sofa it's a sofa.

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Speaker 16: I don't know what's happening, but I hit sound and then it's just like spinning. So I don't know if it's sun or not. If it did, this is Corey from Wisconsin. If it didn't, you guys are great. Love you Scary, you are just ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I'm not ridiculous, you just are. You know I have to educate you.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you there's another point of view out there, and you have to see it. I'm not telling you. I'm saying this now because I want this will say I'm open listening. I'm open to learning new things. I'm open to learning. I'm open to learning new things. Okay, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I'm letting you know there's a market out there for certain items.

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Speaker 2: This is not This is not a one hundred dollars couch. It's not. Okay, remind everyone how much did you pay for the couch eighteen years ago? I spent like four thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you heard Scary just said this is not a well I said, it's not a couch.

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Speaker 2: He said it's a couch. It's so okay, you spent four thousand dollars four thousands.

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Speaker 5: I guarantee you get less than eight hundred for this couch.

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Speaker 4: On the next Brooking boys, I'm going to reveal the two offers that were made.

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Speaker 17: Okay, hey, Brooken boys, it's Caitlin from be Sure. So I forgot to ask the million dollar question regarding your Brooklyn Gray BMW that you just got. It's Carrie. Did you get the tire?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I diea.

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Speaker 17: That's a major question because you got so much shit for having the tire package on your previous BMW and you said you were not going to get it for your next VMW.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I considered because I still live in pothole ridden Jersey City and these are run flats.

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Speaker 5: So okay, once, just to translate, they saw him coming, they put the vehicle on the floor. Okay, the one that's been sitting there forever. They Brooklyn graded him out the door and they're like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Why are you here? How about we get your those run flats since you saved it all over. Yeah.

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Speaker 17: It is January thirtieth, so I wanted to call and with David Brody a happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful damer or I hope you're having a wonderful day. I know one of the episodes I was just listening to you were a little testy about you know, if someone messages you late in the day on your birthday, I hope you had a news day or even days after. But anyways, I hope you're having an amazing birthday.

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Speaker 2: It was good.

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Speaker 5: I did have a good friend, A former good friend texted me three and a half days later and said, oh, I'm so sorry, happy belated birthday, dude, three and a half days. Come on, you want to get me the next day on the rebound. That's great, Brina, It's already February at that point, you're reready into February.

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Speaker 17: Okay, testy was the wrong word, more particular, but I just I'm listening to episode Slice Time from February fourth, twenty twenty five, and people are wishing happy birthday. So happy birthday, enjoy your day, and I love you guys, And I guess pretty happy birthday is scary.

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Speaker 18: But I'll call back.

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Speaker 2: That's very sweet.

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Speaker 5: Thank you appreciate it's very nice, and I'm not going to be friend California. It was what my friend Eric Nagel, but I'm not mentioning any names.

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Speaker 19: Yes, the Podca Scariest Joe from California. Yeah, you were talking about the marsha On Lynch with the old reant spray or whatever for Bodywatch Old Body and stuff, and on that commercial he's like holding his waistband out and spraying it down on his jump. Ain't gonna do shit for this now because the bulk of the part bit it gets funky is underneath and on the side of your balls where it's against your legs.

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Speaker 2: That's very true.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So this wasn't marshaw On Lynch a penis spray. It was marsha On Lynch beast Mode body wash. And I'm just I don't want to smell like marsha On Lynch.

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Speaker 1: That's all.

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Speaker 2: That's my point.

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Speaker 6: Cheering Brody, Never Body is scary seed from the box over there. This one, My heart was just warmed and mentally by David Brody and his offer to post your couch on and Short Hills Bicell page on Facebook without is not even see required. Oh my god, Brody, I think your heart grew three sizes today. Buddy, God bless you. Scary Brody, Never Body Scary Rock and Sea over there again on that so three sixty four or five, I think I'm sorry about the new thing. When you call his cup phone and says please stand by blow, I get the person you're trying to call. Yeah, the voice body says it's an iPhone feature. I don't think it is because I don't have out of my eye shizzle and I'm s an option where I can activate it on my eye for shizzle, So I don't think it's an iPhone thing, Brody. I'd just like to go right for the iPhone jugular. Rock and Steve ob scurry body never body scary And here's why. Rock and Steve over there from the Bronx same episode three sixty four and Bob Brod turning out is weight loss medication and Brody his comebag piece of Ship's comeback disgusting hit the jingle bullshit went on demanding the jingle be hit. You know what I demand. I demanded jingle be shit right out of my fucking ass. That's what I demand to jiggle Ship the jingle Brody, shit the fucking jingle right out of your ass over there?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is he? Okay?

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Speaker 5: So hold on, does he have any more because I want to talk about Rock and Steve just for a second.

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Speaker 2: Yes he does, I think.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so when he's done, I want to say something about Rock and Steve.

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Speaker 2: But you go first, guy, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Scary brody Rock and Steve over there and that was broty scary. Okay, So hold on three sixty four again. Sorry, uh, going so many times, but there's a lot of shit going.

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Speaker 20: On, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: So the s fifty two eighties to the feet, it's kind of like it's tough one. I had no idea, and maybe I did learn in the second and second grade, but who remember that kind of shit?

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Speaker 21: Not me.

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Speaker 6: I do remember a couple other films like the play Roots stuff and all that clap, but never the he from the Bronx. Again, voting might be right, they probably did teach it in the second grade. However, who remembers shit that far back, especially had something that minuscule and the mean shitcase unless to live in Colorado. Maybe then you'll remember your.

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Speaker 1: Whole life from New Yorkers.

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Speaker 2: Forget about it.

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Speaker 6: I'm lucky I remember now, even I don't know what the fuck I remember, and I'm driving on trying to pay attention to the world Rock and see over there shopping.

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Speaker 5: Now, Okay, so you know Rocket Steve, he's definitely a bigger fan of Scuries than mine, and that's fine. And there were times he leaves talkbacks that are a little like New York abrasive, and I'm fine with it because it's you know, every once in a while he gets a little carried away with you know, his his digs at me.

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Speaker 2: But that's fine because I like him and he's fun. But here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Last week, I stopped down and I talked about a couple of voicemails we got from people that were very, very over the top, crazy, hurtful, angry, nasty to me and scary. It was two different people that decided to go after us, right and.

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Speaker 2: We do anyway, we didn't play those on the podcast.

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Speaker 5: We did not play those, but we did play Rock and Steve being obnoxious to me because that's who he is, and that's that's fine.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? So Steve sent me.

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Speaker 5: I hate to blow up his spot, but Steve sent me a well written, beautifully he sent me a really touching, nice email apologizing if we were talking about him and how you know he gets carried away sometimes and he felt bad, really nice sort of apology ish kind of and I wanted to say.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 5: I told him it wasn't him that we were talking about, but it was another side of Steve I hadn't seen before. I just want to say, Rock and Steve is abrasive and and and angry sometimes, but he's also fun and it turns out he has a little bit of a softer side.

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Speaker 2: I hate to blow up his spot. Steve, thank you very much for the post and uh and remind you of some of the guys from the neighborhood that we grew up with.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I appreciate you listening and your feedback, and uh, thank you for the note. But I just want to let the slices know that underneath all of that Rock and Steve is one percent a sweetie, you know. But that's it, maybe.

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Speaker 1: Past all right.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, I like to apologize to Rock and Steve to saying he's one percent sweetie. I didn't mean it that way. When he's like a sweet guy, I don't mean it the way it sounded. Anyway, Thank you, Rocking Steve.

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Speaker 2: We move on always.

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Speaker 1: To apartment.

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Speaker 22: Moving on.

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Speaker 7: Movie Family, Get the Best and a Half's.

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Speaker 1: Right, No man stands by the door?

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Speaker 5: That's was that an outtake that was like a that was like a truck or blooper. I think that was that was take one.

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Speaker 10: No, No, hey be boys.

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Speaker 8: Christy from Saddlebrook regarding episode three sixty four.

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Speaker 23: If you need the plot of a movie repeated several times throughout the movie, it's not the movie's fault, it's your phone's fault.

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Speaker 8: And that's ridiculous. Don't go see the movie if you'd rather be on your phone, f gen Z or whoever. I would find it extreme.

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Speaker 24: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Before we do that? Do you want to come that?

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Speaker 5: I was in reference to Matt Damon, who was had as a movie on Netflix, saying, Netflix, while you're at home, Netflix wants scripts written with the actors just three or four times, remind the ordiance of the plot. Say it out loud and re established a plot for people who aren't paying attention. Corect that's what you're doing, all right. Now, Let's see take two for the trucker.

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Speaker 25: He's a moving on up.

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Speaker 1: To a bigger pad.

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Speaker 7: Do a large jump apart Ben then he had and he's moving on up.

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Speaker 21: To a bigger pad. He's finding got two beds and a half. Don't man stand by the entrance. The super hides in the back. Took a whole lot of time now so you can find your own us shack. Now he's up in the big league. Whatever makes him happy as long as he lives here. My brother, Scooty, you won't have to ask your ow't be. He's a moving on up to a bigger pair, to a large apartment. Did he.

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Speaker 2: Steve woman, I do a bigger pair? He sadly got you bad, saying at there you go perfect length. That was good.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know Scary's gonna christen his new place. He's gonna have to ask his own d in every room in the new place.

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Speaker 26: Oh sure, brothers, sisters slashes them all ages. I come to you today.

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Speaker 2: To brooklaim victory first, good it for he has seemed like I have. He's finally he headed. Then listen to Brody and get a bigger place. That only did he get a bigger please with the two and a half paths, but the.

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Speaker 7: Lord also put in his path without him even asking, the car of his dream.

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Speaker 27: Andlujah, the Lord is working in his in his laugh reckless ways, there's only one thing we must ask for brother Scooty.

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Speaker 2: Here, what's out their trucker? Yes, brothers and sisters pretty hard.

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Speaker 7: That when the time comes and Scooty decides to repaint his living room.

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Speaker 26: Walls, that the paint that the maintenance guys have left overs of a decent color, perhaps a nice timeless.

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Speaker 10: Glue or maybe even a magenta pink.

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Speaker 2: For Robin's room. Congratulations, Scooty, We'll be praying for you.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, truckers with back to back bits there. Oh, what a tribute to you or your new apartment.

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Speaker 2: And we don't even pay this guy. Maybe we should start thinking about it.

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Speaker 6: It comes out of your half scary broody, never brody, scary rock and see from the box again over there, this is something here talking about the weight loss drug.

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Speaker 18: Scary.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be on God bless it. Scary.

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Speaker 6: Don't listen to the naysayers. You know, I used to wait for city. I posted a picture on the Book of slcens page on Facebook. Now that the two twenty making the money, I couldn't have done that much weight loss without the.

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Speaker 1: Medication.

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Speaker 17: I was on.

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Speaker 6: Wow, But it helps, you know. But a little bit helps. I mean, you're not for a fifty Thanks guy, Thanks be to God. But I was now and then, like I said before to two twenty, couldn't have done it on my own volition.

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Speaker 18: But you know, God help me.

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Speaker 6: I'm still maintaining and sainting good. But go get him, Scary, do what you gotta do. Nobody's in your body except you. So I don't listen to the and to play k I can see over there right by the way.

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Speaker 2: I did not give Scary any grief for doing.

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Speaker 5: I gave Scary grief for promoting it and mentioning the sponsor and plugging the website at no benefit to me. On our podcast, I already said it's too clear that I know people who have used similar wigo vi respick whatever and look fantastic. And it was it was necessary, And I gotta be honest with you. I'm not I'm not a doctor, but I googled to see if there's if it's dangerous or benefits whatever. Actually, some of them offer medicinal benefits other than weight loss.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they did regulate certain levels.

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Speaker 5: I'm again, do your own research, but I'm just saying I didn't say anying negative about him trying it. I know that the struggle is real for Scary, and I'm hoping for the best form. All right, that's it. He has a couple more voting.

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Speaker 6: Is scary, see from the wrong. Yeah, you heard me right, Brody is scary. Listen, I'm scary as well. I secilly apologize for my last comment on the talk back. I don't know what was up my arse, but it was it was inappropriate. I have nothing but the respect for both of you. I kind of I think I kind of went a little wrong with the like you know, the uh yeah, personal stuff that I sincerely do apologize. I have nothing but the almost utmost respect for the both of you and includes you, Brody. I just like the bust balls. That's how I do with my friends, and we all do it that way. And if I cross the line, I do sincerely apologize, and I'll try to keep it together next time. I did a million comments. I do feel kind of bad now. I'm sorry I did it to you and all the sights that hurt me. Be an asshole. I maybe you're not that annoying, but I'm so sorry again over there, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, all right, so let me just again say see how nice he is deep down, you see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: But he is the thing.

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Speaker 5: He's apologizing because he had a very rude talkback last episode last Slice time right that he even admitted was too far. Now, imagine that we aired that. What he thinks is terrible. Now imagine what we didn't air.

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Speaker 2: And that was the problem. And it wasn't It wasn't him, It was other, It was not him.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a delivery guy here.

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Speaker 28: Hey, look now, Gandhi went to Florida and stayed in the AIRBNBA okay, and your gift card was used.

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Speaker 8: Didn't Gandhi give you the gift card?

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Speaker 2: She did? All right?

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Speaker 10: Did she use it?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 21: She did not?

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Speaker 8: If not, big coincidence, Love you.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to.

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Speaker 4: Draw the conclusion that Gandhi, who gave me the swimp lea, which is the Airbnb of Pools gift card for my own pool, uh, used the gift card for herself to.

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Speaker 2: Go to a pool in Miami. You gave her your card back to you?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Did we not talk about this on the Brooklyn Boys?

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Speaker 4: Someone so so she had gifted somebody, somebody had gifted me a Swimply gift card. For the airbeam for the first so I could go on a pool. She did and I never used it, and I went to go find my credit and it was all gone. They said, sorry, sir, your your card's been used, and so they they eventually gave me the credit back. But somebody was benefiting off of my Swimply gift card and so he thought it was GOANDHI speculation it was not.

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Speaker 2: It was not her.

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Speaker 20: No.

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Speaker 24: Then from Ohio, Uh Bernian Scarry, I loved the way you guys said and talked about tay guys, we're just playing. It's just a joke, and don't take everything personal. When I did, I really want to send tamponio. Sometimes I got pissed off, but realized if everything's a joke, it's not not. Don't hold on everything. And I appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Liam.

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Speaker 24: From Rio Taste Scary the new pool. Be careful because Brodie will piss and ship it. I'm pretty sure. Just do it, That's all I gotta say.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't peen in a pool since I was like seven.

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Speaker 24: From what is a four thousand dollars couch look like? Because I kind of looked it up. I can't find it. So, what's a four thousand dollars couch from eighteen years ago? Look like I'm thinking antique looking John with the history, That's what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 2: But that let me know what eighteen.

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Speaker 1: What the couch was? Thing?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Gotcha? Okay.

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Speaker 5: It looks like if you walked into Levitt's back in the day, you walked into what's the what's the other one? Discount furniture? Bob Ray and Flannagan is too nice for you? What's the other one? No, no, there's another one in between.

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Speaker 2: What if you walked into as.

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Speaker 5: If you walked into Ashley Furniture or Bob's and saw a brown couch and You're like, how much is that couch?

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Speaker 2: And they were like you were like, what seven hundred dollars for that couch?

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Speaker 20: What?

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Speaker 2: That's scariest couch? But he paid four thousand? All right? Sure, all right?

00:26:34
Speaker 5: Except the ones that Bob's discount furniture are more comfortable.

00:26:38
Speaker 1: So I literally went into the filter. I let it go. Okay, Elsa, We're not just gonna just.

00:26:53
Speaker 4: Clos past Elsa from Frozen because you said I let it go. All right, that's top tier.

00:27:04
Speaker 2: I love that ship. Keep doing those.

00:27:11
Speaker 1: Broad is wrong.

00:27:12
Speaker 29: Yes, he is wrong.

00:27:14
Speaker 1: David Brody is always wrong.

00:27:18
Speaker 2: It almost fits.

00:27:19
Speaker 30: And about restating the plot of movies, I usually agree with Scary, but not on this one because the movies art and you know, can you imagine them telling Quentin Tarantino he has to do that? Can you imagine what he would say to them? He did nine movies, he's doing one more. He's probably not gonna do it for Netflix. But I can't imagine them telling him he has to do that. How he would react to that. Broad is wrong, and you know that he's wrong again again, friend is right.

00:27:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brod is wrong.

00:27:59
Speaker 31: Lovedy is scary and never scari your Brody.

00:28:03
Speaker 2: It's Brooklyn Gray somebody. I'm quit Brody on this one.

00:28:07
Speaker 31: Man, if they off you like eight hundred bucks, take that shit and run, man, because what do you What are you really gonna do with that? Sofar If you don't sell it, you're gonna bring it with you. It's gonna be in the way. You don't have a place for it.

00:28:22
Speaker 2: It's true. If you got a storage you gotta pay him off. It's gonna be a bigger in convenience. You had your time with it, Let it go. Man, it's cool. Let it go here. It is all right, Elsa. You know, I'll say this.

00:28:33
Speaker 4: The time is ticking and I have till the twenty eighth, so the price will be dropping as the weeks go by.

00:28:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, you can get that couch for like two fitty soon.

00:28:43
Speaker 32: Hi Brooklyn, boys, Jen the groomer here from Pompino Beach. Just listen to this lifetime and I'm really upset that people are coming after y'all. Like, look, this show is about fun and light jabs and poking at each other, but it's not been fun in good Sport. I don't think it's cool that the slices are coming and slices, Shame on you. It's supposed to be a happy, positive place.

00:29:09
Speaker 2: Yes, well not always. You know, we don't have to be happy about Scarry brings the mood down. Yeah, it's all me what.

00:29:15
Speaker 33: A would be boys, it's burned down in Atlanta. Listening to A three sixty three Brody's conversation about being called about Nina just made me think about the nineties movie called Sneakers with the great Robert Redford and Sydney Portier, where they were scheming and had an individual saying random.

00:29:34
Speaker 20: Sentences so they could chop up words for his secret password.

00:29:37
Speaker 33: I hope you don't have any voice activated passwords anywhere, Brody.

00:29:41
Speaker 1: That could have been what they were doing. Give it a voice thank you? All right?

00:29:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember.

00:29:47
Speaker 5: We used to do phone taps. We used to record people and get up to say certain things. Yup, Joeanne Gordon.

00:29:51
Speaker 2: The best, right back, Scary, We're not even a quarter the way through here. Oh fantastic, let's go. Hey, it's Brown from Omaha.

00:30:05
Speaker 5: I'm listening to episode three sixty four.

00:30:08
Speaker 15: That is so exciting that you're getting a new place, Scary. That is great. Your couch thing.

00:30:16
Speaker 1: No, like I know.

00:30:19
Speaker 10: Even though it hasn't been sat on.

00:30:22
Speaker 34: Boy, you know for whatever reason, Like I don't know that you can get that much for it, believe you listen to Brody.

00:30:32
Speaker 4: No, No, I've looked at I've looked at the sites. I've looked at the sites that would sell a sofa like this, and this sofa has gone for two thousand dollars plus.

00:30:44
Speaker 2: And here's the problem.

00:30:45
Speaker 5: Boy Scary doesn't know how to sell online. Number one, I don't doesn't have the gift like I do. He doesn't how to haggle and work a deal, and what to say to people when they lowball him. And also he's up against the time crunch. He's got to get rid of it, otherwise he's going to thought something. And what if I move it to the new place and I'll get rid of it there?

00:31:02
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, this she ain't coming with me. This is too big and bulky.

00:31:05
Speaker 5: No way, okay, So what what are you gonna do if on moving day it's still there?

00:31:09
Speaker 2: Give it to the movers. What are you gonna do with it?

00:31:11
Speaker 4: Well, it could sit here until I sell my place, because this place hasn't sold yet.

00:31:15
Speaker 2: So are you gonna stage it? You're gonna stage it with Listening.

00:31:19
Speaker 34: To episode thirty sixty four, Marin from Omaha, Oh that message from uh Lee. Leave your name and I'll see if he'll talk to you. You fucking called me at my work. I'm your insurance company. You called with a question and I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm required by law to call you back and answer it, and you fucking give this message to me.

00:31:44
Speaker 15: Fuck you.

00:31:45
Speaker 2: Fuck wow. I've never seen her heard her get angry at that. Omaha bringing in heat, bringing the heat bringing the heat.

00:31:52
Speaker 12: Whoa, hey, gentlemen, Sean from Washington State, Oh my god, all the crap that Brody gets scary all the time, and then scary doing that, having that done with that photo of you guys and making Brody squirm, Oh my god, you deserve that karma. Bitch gods around goes around.

00:32:12
Speaker 1: That was freaking hilarious.

00:32:14
Speaker 5: Good job, Gandi did that. Gandi did it, and then she said to me directly, yes she did.

00:32:21
Speaker 23: Hey, by boys, it's riska. This message is for Liam from Ohio.

00:32:26
Speaker 8: Liam.

00:32:27
Speaker 23: Uh, that hurt my soul to hear that you're only using charcoal toothpaste. I'm not going to give you ship for using fluorid free toothpaste, but please, you're making a mistake. You're making a big, big, big fat mistake using only charcoal toothpaste.

00:32:43
Speaker 33: Real.

00:32:44
Speaker 1: That is so fucking abrasive.

00:32:46
Speaker 8: Your enamel is just.

00:32:48
Speaker 2: I mean, and she feels bad for your enamel.

00:32:51
Speaker 23: That sounds so dramatic. I'm really not trying to be dramatic, but charcoal is.

00:32:56
Speaker 8: Just it'll fuck you up, guys, so uh sorry.

00:33:01
Speaker 23: From your dental hygienist. You want to avoid flo that's on you. I'm not gonna lecture you with my scientific facts. But yeah, charcoal is.

00:33:15
Speaker 5: Very bad, very bad for you, all right.

00:33:17
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. I'm not a fluorid fan either, by the way, but that's just another doctor in the house. Scary. How many cavities have you had in your life?

00:33:28
Speaker 28: Ah?

00:33:29
Speaker 2: About maybe four?

00:33:31
Speaker 10: Four?

00:33:32
Speaker 5: I have never had a cavity, And every time I go to the dentist and he tells me, why didn't amazing, you don't have a cavity.

00:33:38
Speaker 2: You know why?

00:33:39
Speaker 5: Because I drank Brooklyn water and New York City water has floorid in it.

00:33:43
Speaker 4: Yes, and I drank a lot of Brooklyn water growing up as well. That's right, perfect.

00:33:47
Speaker 1: Teeth, Brooklyn Boll.

00:33:52
Speaker 8: Talking about this that's reversed, the charger thing, the six pack. Could it be just like to do with the ambulances where it's like, if you look at it, it's reversed.

00:34:01
Speaker 29: But if you're driving and you look at it, if you're a mirror and it's right side, it's written no way, could that be it?

00:34:08
Speaker 20: No?

00:34:09
Speaker 5: No, it's not written in mirror image. It's written facing the driver, So in the in the rear view mirror. First of all, if you want to be cool, you would put something on the back so people could read the back of your call when you blow by them. You would never want to admit you were behind somebody driving the Dodge Charger. No, they wrote six pack facing the driver. When anyone is going to see the car, is going to see it walking by, it should be facing the front of the car. That's what he's talking about.

00:34:33
Speaker 18: Hey, Brooklyn, voices Maria from Union City. I'm just responding to what Brody said in regards to Josh Allen being one of the greatest quarterbacks of all times at this point of this generation. Is it really possible when you've never made it to the Super Bowl ever? Just it's a legit question.

00:34:52
Speaker 10: I say.

00:34:55
Speaker 18: This is coming from an Eagles fan.

00:34:56
Speaker 1: Go Birds, Go Birds.

00:34:59
Speaker 5: So Josh Allen, you don't judge a quarterback, in my opinion, by how well the team does. Necessarily, there's fifty four people on the team. If you don't give Josh Allen a good wide receiver, if you don't give him a solid tight end, if you don't give him a defense that can keep the score down, you can only do so much. But look at the stats he compiles. He throws for four thousand yards, he runs for fifteen touchdowns, he runs for a couple of thousand yards. He runs over people bigger than him. He is an amazing player. However, because he's amazing, the team decides to invest their money in ways other than helping him. It's no different than Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. They wouldn't draft wide receivers because they're like, oh, Erron just he'll be great with anybody. And every year he'd be like, I want you to draft wide receivers. I'm like, you don't need a wide receiver. So Josh Allen is one of the greatest quarterbacks of this generation.

00:35:54
Speaker 18: Hey, a Brooklyn voice is Murdy from Men in City. I am responding now to what are you talking about? The dove mencare with Marshall Lynch. My son wanted me to get him the old spice, the one with Saquon Barkley on it, because you know it's saque and that's one of his favorite players. Robert I would definitely go for ones with athletes, not actors, fair.

00:36:22
Speaker 5: Enough, okay, but actors something like I would think Brad Pitt smells better than Marshall Lynch, Right, who's setting all the ladies?

00:36:31
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's going on.

00:36:31
Speaker 7: It's me again, No cowboy trigger one more time, you sire Barberina, whoa you know?

00:36:38
Speaker 2: Scudi Jesus Christ, buddy.

00:36:40
Speaker 7: I don't know what to tell you, but you know, we all know that you heavy issues. You know, you don't know which way you want to beat it. You want to catch or you want to pitch. I think you're wanting to catch you more nowadays.

00:36:52
Speaker 21: But that's all right.

00:36:53
Speaker 7: You know we're here to support you. We've always told you we'll support you in that care scooty, you know, whatever decision you decide to make. But what I'm talking about, you know, is that latest signal that you said out. You know, that AI thing that you made goan Di do with you and Brody. But you know what, gand is not so innocent and all this because she should have known that Brody wasn't gonna lack it, so she shouldn't have done it.

00:37:17
Speaker 2: She's just as guilty.

00:37:18
Speaker 1: As you, and you shouldn't be.

00:37:20
Speaker 7: You know, if you want to do certain things certain way, that's fine. We're here to support you. But when you have the same urgence as you, you know, to go exploring the other side, you know, uh, that's on the border line of harassment. You know that's crossing the line there, buddy, and you shouldn't be doing that. You're gonna put the podcast in jeopardy, okay, and a lot of people, a lot of slashes are gonna be mad at you, and believe you me, you're gonna hear if something like that happens. You're gonna hear from the pitch from Queen's who she called me.

00:37:50
Speaker 4: Mad at you, buddy, So be careful, okay, take you and you leave Jamie alone.

00:37:55
Speaker 2: What no, no, no, he's quoting what she calls herself. He wasn't saying she's a bitch, okay, as long as let's let's know queens right, yeah, I know, all right, all right?

00:38:06
Speaker 35: Moving along, leaning from high I'm scary you're at the gym Ellis says I respect you, but I don't love you. At the same time, Oh dinrd.

00:38:20
Speaker 1: Good they what's that say that? That Die Levin?

00:38:26
Speaker 35: I don't respect you, but I love you.

00:38:30
Speaker 20: Exactly all right?

00:38:31
Speaker 36: Three sixty three? You know who I'm Jason j I didn't even finish listening to it, all right. First of all, David Brodie, do you have anything better to do than to look at your toothpaste, how.

00:38:43
Speaker 1: You're holding it.

00:38:44
Speaker 36: What I'm telling you, I'd set you a lot of us slices. Did that and I did. I'm like, oh my god, he's right, thank you, but that does not keep me awake at night.

00:38:53
Speaker 15: But I thought of it that way.

00:38:56
Speaker 36: All right, Well, thank you for that anyway.

00:38:58
Speaker 1: But that was funny.

00:39:00
Speaker 2: I love how you choose.

00:39:01
Speaker 5: You tried it, and she remembered it, and she looked at it and she and that's what makes good content.

00:39:06
Speaker 36: You're welcome, all right, three sixty three? All right, scary. I'm glad you got a new lease. But I will tell you I lease my car all the time. They know you're coming. They couldn't sell that Doug Gray, Doug Gray, maybe Dove Gray. They called it Brooklyn Gray. I tell you I probably would have been sold on the name too. Hey, listen, this is your car, just like the one you had. You want to be comfortable. I love it, and just the hell with those haters.

00:39:34
Speaker 2: Thank you, Bill.

00:39:36
Speaker 15: Glen Boyce Becka from Long Island.

00:39:38
Speaker 8: Hope you guys can do well.

00:39:42
Speaker 10: I think we need to see that video. Please post it somewhere.

00:39:46
Speaker 15: I really want to see that. And thanks Bill leafs, you guys are crazy.

00:39:53
Speaker 2: Brody can't He's about to lose it again.

00:39:58
Speaker 4: I can't see. I'm not homophobic. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

00:40:01
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't mind. I would kiss him.

00:40:02
Speaker 25: I don't want to kiss you, Scary Brody Ristin Reggie here scary. I know that your the names for your friends like sex on the Way, Bob and jet Ski, Billy and Black Dan and non Black Dan.

00:40:19
Speaker 2: But do there any names for you? Are you?

00:40:21
Speaker 10: Is it cola?

00:40:22
Speaker 20: He?

00:40:22
Speaker 1: Scary?

00:40:23
Speaker 25: Are you BMW scary? Are you commercial slipping is scary?

00:40:27
Speaker 2: Now? Do you want to know? There's only one, the only scary. I'm one of a.

00:40:33
Speaker 37: Kind, Brooklyn boys is tee white? What's happening? I don't usually agree with scary? Oh and today is no different because I again don't agree with scary.

00:40:42
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to get to the bottom.

00:40:43
Speaker 37: I love that of why Scary cannot be alone for a couple of days to wait for his girlfriend.

00:40:49
Speaker 2: To go on vacation. We're still on that therapy.

00:40:51
Speaker 1: I think all adults should be in therapy.

00:40:53
Speaker 37: But why, I will admit you almost had me when you said that Robin could work remote she the only thing is. If you had planned that sooner, that probably would have been more agreeable than last minute being like, you know what, I'm going to change. We planned to go together, but now I don't want to be alone doing nothing for two days, so I'm going to change up my whole flight. If you initially said let's go, you could work remote from the pool. I think that conversation goes differently.

00:41:22
Speaker 2: Okay, to eat you out a point.

00:41:26
Speaker 1: It's broken noise.

00:41:27
Speaker 17: It's Caitlin from Be Sure So I'm real listening to episode three twenty five.

00:41:31
Speaker 20: It's from a year ago.

00:41:32
Speaker 17: Today, Brody's going on and on about all he wants is some chicken a la king. So again, in my job of making sure you guys do the things you say you want to do, did you ever get your chicken a la king or find it somewhere locally.

00:41:52
Speaker 8: In a store?

00:41:54
Speaker 17: Can you help me dying over here because you all heard scary let's go fifty fifty on it, and scary he's too bougie for it.

00:42:03
Speaker 18: But then he goes it's fifty.

00:42:05
Speaker 17: It's got fifty seven percent of my daily sodium intake. I don't know, which is very funny. The candy good you know those things are never low in salt unless you buy the low sodium version. But it was very funny, so I hope you got your chicken Oli Kings.

00:42:19
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to that episode from a year ago.

00:42:22
Speaker 5: Allegedly it's in some walmarts, but not the one near me, so I'll find it. I'll find it Swanson's Chicken Ala King. I will track you down.

00:42:31
Speaker 38: Hello, I'm inquiring today on if you have a bougie couch still available. Yeah, I'm responding to your ad online and I'd love to know if your bougie couch is still available. Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

00:42:46
Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes it is. I'll come down in price for you and the slices.

00:42:52
Speaker 22: Hey, Brody and Scary Heather from New York, formerly of Connecticut. Scary, Your comment about posting your couch for sale on the site U Canan Connecticut cracked me up. I was born and raised there and I can tell you that no one in U Canan is buying a used couch slice for life.

00:43:09
Speaker 18: First time talkbacker.

00:43:11
Speaker 4: All right, well, welcome, welcome to the club. Thanks for listening and for participating.

00:43:17
Speaker 10: And it's always bron and scary. And you know why, This is why it's always born in scary, because Brody stands up for his boy. Scary Johns, you have a soldier, you have a knight, you have a.

00:43:30
Speaker 2: Warrior next to you.

00:43:33
Speaker 9: Brody came out and slashed the haters that was hating on you.

00:43:41
Speaker 10: My true people of the hat to Brody were standing up for his boy.

00:43:45
Speaker 2: I'm a man of the people.

00:43:48
Speaker 9: Hey, and it is always bron and scary. Scary Johns, you are missing a golden opportunity. This is how you should sell this couch slash self slav sitting place talks to me.

00:44:03
Speaker 2: Are you ready.

00:44:05
Speaker 1: Listen?

00:44:06
Speaker 10: Hey?

00:44:07
Speaker 9: You may not know me, but I am Scary Joints. I am a producer for a national syndicated morning show.

00:44:15
Speaker 2: He wants me to play the card four four billion people.

00:44:21
Speaker 9: And I sometimes hang around with celebrities like Selena Gomez and Lady Gaga and Ed cheering.

00:44:28
Speaker 5: Am.

00:44:28
Speaker 4: I supposed to insinuate that they were at my house and they sat on this couch.

00:44:32
Speaker 2: Well, I asked you ever been on the couch? Yeah?

00:44:37
Speaker 9: Sabrina Carpenter, Coldplate and many more. And after a long day, you know, hanging around, hugging kissing celebrities, including business spears, and after a long day, I just sit down on my couch and reminisce. But it is time to part with this couch for travel. I'm in partnership with a cruise line and I'm going to travel the world, so I cannot take this couch with me.

00:45:09
Speaker 10: I'm selling.

00:45:10
Speaker 9: I bought it for six thousand dollars, but I can re turned out to you for three thousand or best offer. Give me two thousand dollars cash right now, and this couch is your This couch has field celebrities, and they may be you can get as it.

00:45:32
Speaker 2: Supposed to garner sympathy. Try to understand.

00:45:34
Speaker 9: It's scary, and I've watched the Rip. It was okay, it was good. Actually, worry they do mention the rip a lot. There's a drinking game every time they say the rip, have a drink. I already knew the plot. I already knew the spoiler. I'll spoil it for you on the next Lifetime. That it's a good movie.

00:45:56
Speaker 10: I don't think they should dumb down movies the next generation just me.

00:46:02
Speaker 9: Can you believe it's already February and this is the only second Lifetime of the Year.

00:46:10
Speaker 1: Can you believe it broke?

00:46:13
Speaker 2: And it's great?

00:46:15
Speaker 10: Bertie.

00:46:15
Speaker 9: Yeah, I do hate people talking to their dogs like they were babies. I wish I had the balls like my friend did one time and he's like, hey, you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I can talk to animals.

00:46:30
Speaker 10: And he said, your dog says, fuck you, bitch, put me down. I need to shit. He broken booth with this and.

00:46:38
Speaker 9: Sometimes it's scary and party so scary since you're moving, What are you doing with your blinds?

00:46:45
Speaker 10: Fun fact.

00:46:48
Speaker 9: Twenty two thousand dollars plus the new blind the blackout.

00:46:55
Speaker 10: Scary? Just what are you blinds? I no longer work for that blind place, so reach out to me.

00:46:59
Speaker 2: I'll hook you up.

00:47:00
Speaker 10: I'll do something for you.

00:47:02
Speaker 2: I'll do anything for you. Hooka brought her up.

00:47:04
Speaker 4: Brown Valdez fun fact. He actually installed the blinds the Hunter Douglas motorized shades in my apartment. I'm looking at them right now. He did a great job, but they stay with with the apartment has added value. We'll do get cut for these windows.

00:47:24
Speaker 2: I mean, what am I gonna do? Take them with me? Can't do she I got a new place that had the same size windows.

00:47:29
Speaker 8: Hey guys, Laura from Marylyn, Scary.

00:47:32
Speaker 39: If you look at the history of the vehicle, it'll tell you exactly when it's established. Or work in the dealership and it tells you in the history when it was established, So it'll tell you exactly when it came out. Just look up the history on like a car fax or anything like that, Wow, and you'll know exactly when it was made and came out.

00:47:54
Speaker 2: Thank you, interesting little fun fact there. Appreciate you. Okay, to take a.

00:48:00
Speaker 15: Break the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

00:48:03
Speaker 8: We will be right back.

00:48:06
Speaker 2: All right, Let's keep going.

00:48:09
Speaker 39: Hey guys, Lauren from Maryland, Scary for the weight loss stuff, do what you gotta do. I've been on a calorie deficit. I work out five or six times a week, and I still can't lose a little fat that I'm trying to get rid of. I was thinking about microdosing just to help me get that little boost.

00:48:32
Speaker 8: Because I am older, I'm fifty four, it's harder to lose the weight.

00:48:35
Speaker 39: And I work out consistently, so even with the working out calorie deficit, not everyone can lose.

00:48:43
Speaker 8: The weight or get rid of what they want to get rid of So if it works for you, it works for you.

00:48:48
Speaker 39: I'm happy for you. I want you to be happy with any way you do it. And yes, I love Italian food. I'm Italian. I love to eat junk here and there. I love to eat here and there, and yet I still have some trouble. So don't worry more. Powers are you scary? Appreciate you, hey, guys, learn from Marylyn again. I just want to say I appreciate you both, and people shouldn't be saying negative things or harsh things about you or to you.

00:49:21
Speaker 8: And I've been listening to you guys for years. Sometimes I wait till I have to.

00:49:26
Speaker 39: Travel from Maryland to Connecticut and listen to a bunch at.

00:49:30
Speaker 8: A time, so I'm maybe behind when I leave a talk back that I love you both.

00:49:37
Speaker 39: I appreciate you guys. I think that you are hilarious. I think that some of the people that call in are hilarious.

00:49:44
Speaker 8: I love listening to them.

00:49:45
Speaker 39: It's like I know I'm going to hear their either positive or negative things in a good way, and just keep doing what you're doing.

00:49:55
Speaker 8: And I appreciate you guys. I know I said that like ten times.

00:49:58
Speaker 2: But I do say as much as you want to hear it now.

00:50:02
Speaker 10: Look good?

00:50:03
Speaker 1: Was going on?

00:50:04
Speaker 21: Man?

00:50:04
Speaker 7: You know in the last episode of Slice Time, you guys were saying that you thought my car bounce.

00:50:11
Speaker 2: Well, of course it bounces.

00:50:12
Speaker 7: Man. That's the only way to go.

00:50:13
Speaker 2: Man, It's a nineteen eighty five.

00:50:15
Speaker 7: Cut the Supreme with white wall, thirteen in stars and ghost spoke McLean wheels.

00:50:21
Speaker 2: Okay, look, let me hit the switches a little bit.

00:50:24
Speaker 6: Here we go.

00:50:26
Speaker 2: I gonna go down go. Oh yeah, thank you.

00:50:32
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure I'm getting a little excited here.

00:50:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man. Oh that's a no good ad. Man.

00:50:42
Speaker 7: Okay, I can't do that anymore.

00:50:43
Speaker 2: I gotta say the batteries.

00:50:44
Speaker 1: For this weekend. Okay, but you know, uh, you know, uh, that's the only way to go.

00:50:49
Speaker 2: You know, got ghost patterns and the and the paint, you know, the metal flip.

00:50:53
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so nice if you could see.

00:50:54
Speaker 2: It, man, I wish I could come over there and show you my car. Man, it's an awesome car.

00:50:59
Speaker 7: It's better than then the Palm Springspewter BMW skiy box.

00:51:05
Speaker 10: But you know, skirts and good car.

00:51:06
Speaker 14: You got a good deal, you know.

00:51:08
Speaker 40: But you should consider doing some designs and the paint, you know, getting going to a nice custom pin shop and getting some ghost patterns done on the sides, you know, and maybe have them paint a big old Saint.

00:51:20
Speaker 2: Christopher and the hood man and the on the hood.

00:51:23
Speaker 7: That way he can protect you, you know, in your travels, and you can navigate through all those potholes, you know, and that way you don't have to use your.

00:51:32
Speaker 40: Tire package thing and you won't be without.

00:51:34
Speaker 8: Your car for a week or two, you know.

00:51:36
Speaker 2: But anyways, you got a good deal, okay.

00:51:38
Speaker 1: And yeah, my car bounces.

00:51:40
Speaker 7: But that's the way it is, man, that's the only way to go.

00:51:42
Speaker 2: Okay.

00:51:43
Speaker 10: And uh, let me.

00:51:44
Speaker 1: See what else? Oh yeah, man, I forgot?

00:51:48
Speaker 2: Is the couch still available? Yes, it's available?

00:51:55
Speaker 8: Skyler from New Jersey. I tried to hide Reggie's phone in at her box, but you found it. Sorry about that.

00:52:04
Speaker 14: I don't know what she was doing digging around in there. You don't unders stop snacking in that thing.

00:52:10
Speaker 8: Sorry guys.

00:52:11
Speaker 41: But hey Brooklyn boys, this is Jody from the three and six in the four to oh two, uh slice time three sixty three, and I had to listen to this part twice because it saddens me to hear that individuals would leave something so unkind when you guys are funny and your podcast is great. Yes, there are moments when I need to fast forward to because maybe I don't agree. Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Jody again. You know I think we just need to remember. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I love your podcast, I love hearing your stories. I love listening to your accents, and yes you have one, at least from this midwesterner.

00:52:53
Speaker 21: You do.

00:52:54
Speaker 41: And maybe one day I'll get to visit New York.

00:52:57
Speaker 10: Your podcast makes us.

00:52:58
Speaker 41: All feel like we're friends, and we're all si around in someone's living room and enjoying conversations, and we get to talk with you via slice time.

00:53:06
Speaker 2: So thank you, very Scary, so thank you so much. Sorry, thank you so much for that. Okay, all right now now now back to.

00:53:16
Speaker 20: You very scary Andy the bus driver here. So my question for you is your condo. How does that work? So do you have to pay like building fees every month or once a year. I always assume that everybody that lived in like those high rise apartments in the city and even Jersey City that you rented, that you didn't own So how does that work? And do they have to be screened for the next buyer?

00:53:46
Speaker 2: No, they don't.

00:53:47
Speaker 4: That would be a co op. If you're a part of a co op, the co op board has to approve new people. But in a condo situation, you can. You know, you're free to buy and sell and the seller makes the decision and the the building does not have to approve of who's in and out. But yes, we pay these HOA fees every month, like a maintenance fee maybe, or an HOA fee. It basically keeps all the common areas current and pays the staff of the building.

00:54:19
Speaker 2: So yeah, say.

00:54:21
Speaker 4: To you know, a pretty decent nut. But it's uh, it's expected. So yeah, so I own it, but I also have to pay this. I incur these monthly uh fees. If you will, if you will, if you.

00:54:36
Speaker 20: Will, Hey, scary Andy the bus driver here, So my question for you again.

00:54:41
Speaker 2: I think we did that one already. I don't know. Oh wait, hey boy, yeah we did.

00:54:48
Speaker 20: Sorry, Like, does the next buyer have to be screened for your to tell to them?

00:54:55
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

00:54:57
Speaker 20: I think that I explained that correctly.

00:55:00
Speaker 1: I'm from a.

00:55:01
Speaker 20: Small town, rural area in Pennsylvania. Actually, there's only one town in Pennsylvania. I don't know if anybody ever knew that, but that's the neighboring town over. But yeah, so I just wondered how does that work?

00:55:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, and hopefully I answered your question.

00:55:26
Speaker 17: Hey Brooklyn boys, it's Caitlin Margan Louke.

00:55:29
Speaker 8: Say Hie, no, say happy.

00:55:32
Speaker 2: Birthday, Siri Lundy.

00:55:34
Speaker 16: Yeah.

00:55:35
Speaker 5: I hope you have a great day.

00:55:37
Speaker 2: Thank you.

00:55:39
Speaker 17: We love you guys. Hope you have a great birthday. Brodie, I left your message oday, Happy blated to you. But today it's all about scary. So happy birthday is scary.

00:55:47
Speaker 42: Thank you scary Brodie, Bryce, scary Chay. By the way, this one is for episode three sixty four. Talking about the couch.

00:55:58
Speaker 43: I don't I understand flying this, but I'd rather entertain comfort than to have a fly looking couch. I'm the type of person I have guests over. I wanted to be welcoming and comfortable and relaxing and chilling.

00:56:15
Speaker 4: I never understood what I was young and stupid, and I made the mistake twenty years ago.

00:56:21
Speaker 2: Not going to repeat that error. We're gonna go for comfort over style.

00:56:27
Speaker 43: I'm hearing you talk about this couch and it's just you know, triggered recess memories of my childhood. And I know I'm not the only motherfucker slice that has dealt with this where you've been over to a family member's crib or a grandma crib and they got the plastic pushing on the plastic cover shit on the couch and you're sitting there, my grandma, taking your legs and hanging off the edge of the couch, and the plastic is like cutting your back knee me. You go to get up and like if it's a warm day, aye, your back size and moist, you know, awful.

00:57:05
Speaker 1: Shout out to froggy moist.

00:57:07
Speaker 21: You know.

00:57:07
Speaker 43: You get up and and and that, and then like you got like again that the cuts behind the.

00:57:12
Speaker 1: Leg on it says, that's not that's not comfortable.

00:57:15
Speaker 44: And then it used to piss me off because you got all that ship and then the couch should be ugly as fuck, Like why you gotta protect this mustard yellow ass couch?

00:57:24
Speaker 2: Must you're yellow?

00:57:26
Speaker 1: Yo?

00:57:26
Speaker 10: It's okay.

00:57:27
Speaker 2: By the way, again, I got one water.

00:57:28
Speaker 44: Okay, So I just went and listened more to than the talk package. You listened to that price for like three gs. Man, I ain't paying for three thousand dollars for a uncomfortable ass couch. No, and it's been used too. You pay meet me, pay three thousand dollars. I'm guaranteed. I first, I want to look at you and you won't pay that money on this couch is uncomfortable as hell.

00:57:48
Speaker 1: I know you done farted on it too, so like really you spec three g's on it?

00:57:53
Speaker 2: Three on it? Come on, man, give me the better paper.

00:57:58
Speaker 20: Boys.

00:57:58
Speaker 18: Is Maria from Union City? By the way, meant sofa that couch.

00:58:04
Speaker 5: Sorry, scary.

00:58:07
Speaker 8: You on that couch.

00:58:09
Speaker 10: I want to turn part on it and you still spent me to kick out more all that money for it?

00:58:13
Speaker 1: No?

00:58:14
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, all right.

00:58:20
Speaker 1: I love you'all.

00:58:21
Speaker 2: No love you guys, both of you. What see you're that's scary? Uh ma here okay and the unknown so far? Can you start this pony?

00:58:35
Speaker 1: Okay?

00:58:35
Speaker 2: Uh yes, this is the couch. She's still got my Facebook market people calling up the total.

00:58:44
Speaker 36: Mars from Ohio and I forgot to wish you all a happy birthday.

00:58:48
Speaker 1: So happy belated birthday to my broken day.

00:58:51
Speaker 45: Thank you very much, Hey, broken boys. Jelly from Jersey longtime listener since episode zero. Nice Brodie, I just say that's so sweet how you're standing up for Scary. It really shows the heart that you you really have the period.

00:59:08
Speaker 15: Is that couch still available?

00:59:10
Speaker 45: Yes, it is for a friend, but seriously, if it is, you just got to sell that for whatever you can get it for. You had it forever.

00:59:19
Speaker 10: To get rid of it.

00:59:20
Speaker 15: I know of you guys.

00:59:22
Speaker 4: Everyone's pressuring me to sell this and under the price I wanted to get for it.

00:59:29
Speaker 2: Yep, should listen to me. All right, this one is blank. Okay, there's no it's rolling, but there's no audio. Okay, next, Reggie here.

00:59:42
Speaker 14: Okay, someone posted the picture of Scary's couch and now it says the couch is down to one thousand dollars. Okay, if you and Brody sign photograph it for me, I will give you two hundred dollars for it.

01:00:08
Speaker 4: That's fair the values of the thousand dollars that I see what she did, she was gonna give you a zero.

01:00:17
Speaker 46: Hey, I'm listening to episode two ninety one about tipping Steve Bye's kid on the iPad at the concert, and I go to a frozen yogurt place and I always tip them. But I went to the same yogurt place in a different town where it was self served, and they asked for a tip.

01:00:35
Speaker 8: And I wasn't thinking and I gave them a tip. Meanwhile I made the yogurt, I put the top things on. I was like, this is a scamboni.

01:00:43
Speaker 2: It's a big scambone. Do you do all the work? And then you got to tip them?

01:00:46
Speaker 1: No way.

01:00:49
Speaker 29: Paul from Jersey Scary, congratulations on a new place. Bro, you're talking about getting in a new place in suburbia. Don't do that shit, Bro, you don't know what a screwdriver is. You don't have tools your dad gave you.

01:01:00
Speaker 8: And uh, you don't even know what to do with it. Uh, you buy your own house. Yours's gotta fix everything. Fucking boiler goals. You get to call the young a.

01:01:08
Speaker 29: The fucking door falls off, you call the neighbor, or try to get a super that doesn't exist, stick with the apartment.

01:01:13
Speaker 8: Scary you're doing.

01:01:14
Speaker 2: Congrats, Thank you, thank you. I don't need a full I don't need a house.

01:01:18
Speaker 18: Hey, Brooklyn boys is Mary from Union City. I just wanted to wish Brody and Scary a happy birthday.

01:01:25
Speaker 2: Thank you.

01:01:26
Speaker 18: Hope y'all are enjoying as much as I'll be enjoying my birthday Next Friday. I'm gonna go see new edition boys to men Antonio Braxton because I'm old and I love them and us aquarians are awesome.

01:01:40
Speaker 1: Love y'all.

01:01:42
Speaker 2: Oh, I love you.

01:01:43
Speaker 32: Too, Hi Brooklyn Boys. John the Grumer here sitting. We're laughing about last episode when you guys were talking about the espresso dogs. Did you change the name of the chocolate lab to an espresso lab. I'm laughing out loud because I have a cappuccino poodle. The actual color is called cappuccino, So I'm dying with your espresso lab because I have a cappuccino poodle.

01:02:08
Speaker 15: Have a great day, guys, nice.

01:02:12
Speaker 2: I love that. All right, Let's see what else is lurking here?

01:02:18
Speaker 47: Hit the fucking jingle bitch. Oh mister budle Man from the Bronx living in CT.

01:02:27
Speaker 21: What up?

01:02:27
Speaker 1: Will Brody?

01:02:30
Speaker 2: You're the man of the people. I appreciate you.

01:02:33
Speaker 47: And he was talking about how it's difficult for sarting people to lose weight or smart stop smoking or things like that.

01:02:42
Speaker 2: You said it, but I was thinking it.

01:02:45
Speaker 1: Love you guys.

01:02:46
Speaker 2: Peace, appreciate you, sir, thank you for the talk back.

01:02:49
Speaker 8: Hey, this is cue from all over the math.

01:02:52
Speaker 11: I'm gonna get Brody time to finish, all right, Brody, if I find it real funny, then now you're editing these talkbacks.

01:03:01
Speaker 20: Now that everybody's going in on you.

01:03:04
Speaker 8: But when everybody was going in on scary you just no.

01:03:08
Speaker 7: Editing.

01:03:09
Speaker 11: It all came out.

01:03:12
Speaker 8: That's some bit shit.

01:03:13
Speaker 5: Brodie up now, So we're gonna let it stay because you're gonna hear it. What I said was there was a couple of calls that insulted both of us. And it wasn't like, oh, Brodie's wrong or he's an idiot. It was horrific shit. Not the kind of stuff like oh Brody left it off. No, no, no, this was some really negative, awful I can't imagine saying that to a human being. So that being said, uh, you guys can rip both of us.

01:03:45
Speaker 2: We always do. We rip each other all good. But those are the only calls we edited.

01:03:51
Speaker 11: You again, and for all those people that were talking shit to Brody because he's a very sensual man and would like to spend time with his wife and cuddle with his wife. Probably are not married, or they probably don't get laid like I'm one hundred percent sure.

01:04:05
Speaker 8: Well, you know that they don't get laid often in their relationship because they're manly quote unquote manly men.

01:04:13
Speaker 20: I don't know.

01:04:14
Speaker 11: I think Brody is right and Scary should have definitely stayed with his girl.

01:04:20
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, getting some pushback not popular with the people on that topic.

01:04:27
Speaker 11: You again, last talkback into that one guy that was saying, shorten up the slice time.

01:04:33
Speaker 8: Man, you don't guy listen, you can feed it up. You don't, guy listen.

01:04:37
Speaker 11: There's a thirty fast forward button you can hear. Okay, double lifetime. I love hearing everybody. Everyone's funny, all right, so you know you can just shove it up your.

01:04:48
Speaker 2: Whoa as it ran out, she planned that, Thank you. I assume what you did that.

01:04:53
Speaker 48: Hi, Brooklyn Boyce, this is Renee from Leancster. I'm on to say happy birthday to the cities. I know it's passed birtha and scaries and scary, and Bertie's wife and my day birthday same day is scary, so I kind of remember and his wife also. I wanted to say Bertie the scary car was a pretty nice looking car.

01:05:14
Speaker 1: I looked it up.

01:05:15
Speaker 48: You know, he got himself a birthday present, a new a new place to live, and a new car. That's pretty yeah and scary. I wanted to give you this pass on these words of wisdom that my divorce attorney told us during my divorce. He looked at the asset list and he goes, I don't mean to offend you, and I said, oh, my ex husband made it. He goes, But household contents and furniture especially really hold the worse than cars. Hold no value, even if you paid a lot for it. We had a sofa and a couch in your definition. But trust me, you do not get hardly anything back on that type of stuff.

01:05:53
Speaker 4: Well, you know, but there are the exceptions, and I feel like I bought the exception. I'm all right, that's the best I can say. I'm tired of fighting back at this point.

01:06:06
Speaker 8: In this samecasta.

01:06:07
Speaker 48: See, you don't want to take it with you. Any amount of money you get is a plus.

01:06:11
Speaker 8: It's not because that's so.

01:06:12
Speaker 48: Don't look at us a negative. Like Bertie said, you had eighteen years and you don't have to move it, and you don't have to pay somebody to get rid of it. Yeah, those are the other two options. You can't just leave it there for somebody else to take care of your masks.

01:06:25
Speaker 5: One other option, another option, okay, scary, get donated to a music.

01:06:30
Speaker 48: Rats on the new place and hope we'll see cool views like Gandhi's.

01:06:35
Speaker 2: Absolutely I have those in my new place.

01:06:37
Speaker 49: You got darning, guys. I don't know what's going on with the podcast. You know, you guys used to be so consistent. You know, you'd give us a Brooklyn Boys episode on Monday or Tuesday, and then we'd get a last time.

01:06:50
Speaker 2: Either on on Wednesday or Thursday.

01:06:53
Speaker 40: But I don't know.

01:06:53
Speaker 49: Lately, you've been all over the place in constistency. We haven't gotten the gutt darn Jing goes back no more if you list or nothing like that. Oh, I don't know.

01:07:05
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna that's it. I'm out, man. I think I'm just gonna listen to Joe Rogan from now on.

01:07:10
Speaker 7: You know, But you know, uh that I sent in on last Saturday, so it's erased by now because of your inconsistency. So now I'm gonna have to redo it again. But that's gonna be that's my last entry or my last contribution for this year, maybe forever. Okay, that'll make a lot of people happy. So here it goes. Okay, guys, I'll send it out to you. All right.

01:07:35
Speaker 5: No, you don't ever stop exactly, Yes, all right, we played your out take that we played the out take and we played and we played it.

01:07:44
Speaker 2: What's he talking about? He made it? Church choir.

01:07:47
Speaker 40: You don't know what that.

01:07:48
Speaker 2: Come on, trucker, come on, get kind of some slack here, bitch.

01:07:54
Speaker 6: We're done.

01:07:55
Speaker 2: That was the last one. We gotta go. We'll see tomorrow.

01:08:00
Speaker 29: The broken Voice.

01:08:03
Speaker 3: Slice reactions, this pockets all depends on you, baby, decise.

01:08:16
Speaker 1: Free dresser