Nov. 29, 2023
The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for ep #277
The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #277 and earlier.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, babyes.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the first episode of Slice Time Guess. Technically this is Slice Time for Brooklyn Boys Podcast, episode number two seventy seven. All your talkbacks, all your feedback, all your email, anything you wanted to say regarding that episode and before, because I'm sure some people are gonna listen to episode two hundred and twelve and comment on that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and as that version of the jingle said, your name doesn't have to be one, but I know for a fact one Vasquez left a bunch of voicemails two weeks ago because he told me he thinks we barred him. I said, no, we didn't. We just didn't get to him yet. So we're probably gonna.
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Speaker 3: Get a bunch in this batch, a bunch in this batch, yes, or a batch in this bunch batching this bunch.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, So this is specifically for you guys and ladies.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and whatever you consider yourself these days, because it's hard to tell YEP.
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Speaker 4: I sent out a shout out an episode ago or two episodes ago the Brooklyn Boys Podcast asking for creative types to send us logo designs. We're going to unveil the person who submitted the graphics that that got through that made the cut that we'll be posting on social media. But I also wanted to thank Fred de Mailman, loyal listener of the Elvistran Morning Show and of this podcast, one of the all time, long time best listeners that we've had. He comes to events in other cities. He's amazing. Travels Fred may through through rain or sleep and snow. From what I understand, Fred, thank you very much. Your stuff was very veryvery close and fantastic. Shady Juw Mobster, nice attempt. We didn't get to use yours, but I appreciate it. And Kelsey's Kitchen Kelsey's Kitchen on Instagram. Kelsey was the first person to volunteer, but admitted I'm not really a designer, but I'll help if I can. And we've gotten so many other people submitting that I never got back to Kelsey, so I apologize, but thank you everyone. And we'll give a special shout out to the person who created the logo on altered our logo later on in the podcast.
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Speaker 3: So Slice time Scary, absolutely so every Wednesday, Thursday, end of the week ish you'll hear all the talkbacks from the previous episode. Yeah, which means the next Brooklyn Boys, number two seventy eight will be released at the beginning of the next week.
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Speaker 4: All right, we'll leave it there for now, a few days later, whatever that works out for you. But if you listen next week, you could listen to him back to back, all right, And we have to set some rules and guidelines to slice time.
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Speaker 3: You cannot keep repeatedly sending over and over and getting in here five, six, seven times in a row, because we we'll edit those unless you're really.
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Speaker 4: Finding it or if you sound like fog holding leghorn. Boy, Whe's where's our favorite truck driver? I'm sure he's gonna be something. Boy, he's gonna be on this. I'm sure you can piss it to win, but you can't piss him the corn flakes or something like that.
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Speaker 3: Here we are with the talkbacks and this lifetime. This is all for you, guys.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Brookham Boys. Marylyn from Omaha. I just started listening to episode two seventy seven, and Brody, I think you're overthinking the t shirt thing. I mean, I don't think anyone would think anything about it. I don't Mentionine they'd be thinking about whether the two guys had the same shirt on. I just I think you're overthinking it. Love you guys, Slice for life.
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Speaker 4: Here's what I'll say to Maryland from Omaha. First of all, thank you. Second of all, until you walk in a man's shirt next to another man in the same shirt, you don't know the ridicule, the indignation, the just the looks.
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Speaker 6: All right, Hey, Burley, scary Mark from up state here. I think the way scary. What's going on about that uh pizza place and all the locations and getting the naming right and everything. I think you missed it. Hit the jingle on there, just saying oh.
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Speaker 3: You may yeah, I think you may have. I think I slipped a couple of things in Son of a Bitch.
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Speaker 6: Hey, scary, scary broy This is Mark from v State. Now, this is very important. Warwick, not up state, Alby, not of state. Yes, those are downstate and Capitol region. You gotta get it right. This is not up state.
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's all.
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Speaker 3: Let's uh okay. It's always about a point of reference. Everything is relative. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And if this is we're talking about from Brooklyn Boys, perspective.
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Speaker 4: Both Warwick and Albany are upstate. Yeah, you know what, North Carolina is an the south, But if you live in South Carolina, it's in the north, right, That's how that works.
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Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, big, I know he's probably from Buffalo, and he's probably screaming and yelling.
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Speaker 4: And where is he from?
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Speaker 3: Buffalo is in the west, but up where? Okay, where's up? It's all up Listen, he could be in Maine. What this guy's in Maine? It's down down west Chester? Anything, Yes, is upstate New York. Yes for us, everything north of Westchester for us. For the book past, Philadelphia is the South.
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Speaker 4: Exactly.
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Speaker 3: If this was a p Vermont podcast, Yeah, then maybe you may have a point.
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Speaker 4: I'm not here. Also anything west of New York or Philadelphia, New Jersey, also west west.
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Speaker 7: In America, scary.
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Speaker 8: Thank you for sticking around on episode two seventy seven, and Brody you fuck you leaven early like a pre set of Strip Club. But I'm sure you have one hell of a story to tell from the rest of the day. So Slash for life boys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this side note, we don't really go back and listen to podcasts. We throw them out there. So there's a very good chance that Brody did not hear the end of the episode seventy seven. No, you prick you. You stayed on after the goodbye fuck yeah for the next five minutes, roasting your ass.
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Speaker 4: I hung out with the slices for it was. It was scary time with the slices. That's not that's not righting a jingle for that, that'd be not good at all. See, I knew it. I knew you didn't hear about it. No, I don't listen to the end of the podcast.
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Speaker 9: We don't.
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Speaker 4: We don't listen. We don't listen back to our podcast. Sometimes I'll listen to the beginning, or like, if there's one conversation I want someone to hear, I'll put it on, but never the ending. Well, he just gave it away.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, go listen to the end of two seventy seven. There, David Brody slices. We have tens of thousands of listeners. That's by an understatement. No one of you told me he did this.
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Speaker 4: You guys, you gotta let me know when he stamps me like that.
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Speaker 10: Hey, Brooklyn, boys, this is abe seventy seven. I was just jumping in with you guys. But you know, I haven't really been appreciating y'all using fu Abe seventy seven as a discount code.
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Speaker 4: But anyway, I.
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Speaker 10: Wanted to wonder why a man would take a picture of a duty in a porta potty and send it around. And that's worse than you know, chewing on a podcast. I don't know what's going on anyway, Brooklyn Boys for life, Fuck you Ape seventy seven. God damn it.
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Speaker 4: Now you can see what By the way, that was not age seventies. Yeah, he just said, fuck you age seventy seven.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And yeah, I wanted to know the same thing. What the hell were you thinking taking a picture of a dump someone dumping on top of a of a pair of jeans in a portum patty. That's the personal thing. Why mean they would post it online? Number one?
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Speaker 4: I took the picture of the gene. It's actually more like number two. Yes, thank you, I took a picture of the jeans. Number two. There happened to be number two on the Jeans number three podcasts. That's why I gotta do the guys. All I'm saying is we have a little twist here.
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Speaker 11: I think the person that ship on the jeans is actually Brodie.
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Speaker 4: Not a chance, not a chance.
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Speaker 3: Well, we can't rule you out because you saw that you took a picture of it, so.
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Speaker 4: You had it been mine, I would not have taken a picture of it, and I certainly would have taken a picture before that, so I could have just the jeans in the way in the shot. That's more of a PLoP twist. That's a thank you.
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Speaker 12: Scary Brody over there, Steve from the Bronx.
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Speaker 4: I just wanted to talk back, to.
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Speaker 13: Stand up for Scary for one side always bashes in.
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Speaker 4: He does boogie stuff. Oh yeah, that lights that way. That's why maybe when he wants to do let him do it.
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Speaker 13: It's his fucking life, Luia, what does it doesn't affect your stupid ass.
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Speaker 4: Let him do it his fucking life.
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Speaker 12: See from the Bronx over there, fuck.
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Speaker 4: You over there by the way, Stee from the Bronx. The Bronx is like halfway to upstate as far as we know, as far as we're just it's halfway. Love that Brooklyn.
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Speaker 9: Boys.
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Speaker 12: This is regarding it's common about Scary Jones looking young. There is some truth to that. However, Comma being married and having a child. Actually get lots of compliments, saying to me that I don't look I don't look my age, I look a few years younger. Uh and uh. I think it all depends on genetics and lifestyle. But honestly, you can't just like bully people who are married.
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Speaker 3: Bro, he's got a point, he continues. He continues, He's got two more.
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Speaker 4: I hope he gets his name where he's from.
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Speaker 12: This is a part to a comment about Scary Jones saying how he looks young. So I think if I would be so right now I'm married, I have a kid.
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Speaker 4: But he got throw me some extra money.
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Speaker 12: For you know, dietician, and then you gave me some fucking money for Zeeman, and shit, I'm gonna look even more awesome married or I'm married, kid or no kid. So hey, so all depends. I guess how much buck you want to invest? Happy Thanksgiving gents.
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Speaker 4: Well no, there's still another one. The man wants the boys.
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Speaker 12: I gotta make again. This is my third and final.
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Speaker 4: We count al your message.
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Speaker 12: Hey one Valvest, where the fuck you at?
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Speaker 4: Broh, where is he.
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Speaker 12: Get your ass out of Get your head out of your ass and fucking let us know that you're alive and okay, Senor uh yeah, we uh we care.
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Speaker 4: About you, bro.
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Speaker 12: This is a fucking slice family, you know.
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Speaker 4: I hope, I hope if he left them while we were on vacation, they didn't get deleted because they were too old. They might have. All right, well, you'll have to leave some for the next episode. Sorry if you did. All right, all right, here's some more. This one doesn't say where it was common from it bet Tho seventy.
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Speaker 14: Seven Michael from Miamisburg. You guys are commenting right now on my comment about the load of middle class, and honestly, we were as poor and just I guess not as poor as some other people. So that's why I said that comment. And the reason I had a problem with the dollar six is I think, just because I've become very successful in my career, I'm a little more loose with my money. So that's why I said something about a dollar six. And yes, here in Ohio fifteen and a half you can get a learner permit for driving.
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, nice, I didn't know that half. Why the half? What do you do for a living? He successful? I'd like to know. Let's get to spread the wealth man. I'd like to be losing my money if.
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Speaker 15: I pretty first, because I fucking love your rants. Calling from Bedford, Virginia. Calling in regards to Nemo. It is the Christmas spirit, I say, all the slices come together, start a GoFundMe whatever will donate, and y'all can go shopping and give all the kids in the orphanage and the hospitals toys from the slices.
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Speaker 4: I liked it.
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Speaker 1: I did.
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's pretty cool. You know what. Let's scary. Let's you and I talk and figure out a charity and maybe we can. I mean, we only have a couple episodes left foot end of the year, but maybe we could do something, all right.
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Speaker 3: This one is commenting on episode number two seventy four, crappy waving inflatable arm fleiling tube man pajamas, Oh.
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Speaker 4: That you wore? What's going on?
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Speaker 13: The scary and brody rock and see from the Bronx over there he's back. I don't know if I posted this one and sent this to you, but about Olivia Rodrigo, well I think I did, actually, and now that to respect bad enough one too it because I was driving fuck all these bitches.
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Speaker 4: You're not saying like you want to rape her and have your way with her.
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Speaker 13: He's attractive and you're attracted to her so much.
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Speaker 4: He's the legal age. Nikes.
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Speaker 13: All of the assholes can go shove it up there, Dick oles child for now.
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Speaker 3: How can you all you would logic like that? Oh my god, that's a little rough. Careful with the language. Yeah, well yeah, maybe not the R word so much. Yeeze, that's that's a little dick Holl's fine, right, I like Dick holl well.
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Speaker 4: That I don't like that. I know you know what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 7: What's up, brooking boys? Djmilly here listening to seventy six I work at a cardiologist office and talking about Brody's echo test that he had. Sounds like the echo tech is a little stud doesn't really know how to talk to her patients. There's a couple of different factors when you're dealing with doing blood pressure and everything. And according to the blood pressure, one twenty two over ninety it's not too bad. One twenty over eighty or one ten over seventy is the best. DJ Milli Part two. Sorry, so yeah, that blood pressure is pretty good. Ninety is a little high. That's the systemlic over diastolic. I'm not a doctor. I can't really explain it to you, but I said, the greatest blood pressure you could have, it's like one ten over seventy. And the whole breathing thing, she thought you meant to say, can I breathe normal again? Probably when she wasn't using her brain, So that makes a lot of sense.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, have a good day, thank you. Yeah. Actually she she what she said was she thought I was asking do you want me to breathe again? But I said can I breathe again? And she thought I meant should I breathe again? Should you breathe again? Yeah? All right?
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Speaker 3: All right, we have more Slice Time with your talkbacks after this.
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Speaker 4: All right, continuing along here. I mean you didn't play the jingle into that that break? What jing? Are we talking about? The Brooklyn Boys? One of the Brooklyn Boys podcasts is still the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 3: It's Slice to Brooklyn Boys podcast parentheses slice time, So then we need a Slice time bumper, go to Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice Time.
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Speaker 4: Maybe we'll have that next time, but not now. I just I just did it. That's it.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, it's too late. Though it's after the commercial damn it. Yeah, all right, Oh, the guy's back from before the commercial break. He's he the cardiologist assistant. He said, he's not a doctor, right.
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Speaker 4: Not a doctor. But I played with on TV, play with on TV. State it the Halloway in.
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Speaker 7: Part three, DJ Milly Epic software is what we use at our hospital. And every single time you get used to an update or you get used to a setting, they updated it again and it's all over the place and it's miserable. So I understand her pain with that and with filling out all the stuff again.
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Speaker 4: All right, Uh, sometimes.
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Speaker 7: The computer system will do it to you. You would think first world problems that something like that wouldn't happen, but it does very frequently unfortunately.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, can I can I tell you something? I went today, as I told you, went for the echo cardiogram. So today I had to go to the cardiologist to have him read the echo cardiogram. So, uh, they called me to confirm the appointment and I said, hey, listen, you guys are attached to you know, your affiliate with the hospital. I went to, do you guys have EPIC? Oh, yeah, we have EPIC, I said, so I'm all registered, You're all set. When I go in today, they hand me a clipboard with six pages of stuff I have to fill out. And I said, well, what's going on here? Oh h you have to fill it out? I said, but you guys are EPIC, right, yeah, I go. Well, I I'm already all my informations in the system from the Echo Cardigram appointment. Yeah. They haven't SYNCD up with us yet, so it's two separate EPIC systems. We haven't got the information. Not so again, fuck epic, not so epic, not so epic, fail again.
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Speaker 16: See what we're doing.
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Speaker 4: Five o'clock in the morning. This came in, Brody.
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Speaker 1: Oh god darn it.
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Speaker 4: This is the first of four form my recording got arnest. He's backing up.
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Speaker 1: Turned this thing off.
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Speaker 4: Back to the truck, please do.
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Speaker 16: Yeah, it's good morning. Yeah. I was having a little technical difficulties here earlier. But you know, Brody, I've never really found anything in unusual in the porter putty. Not that i've ever, you know, gone around and looking, but I've never found anything. Although one time I was using the urinol the middle one I'm thinking was, well, it could have been the left of the right, I'm not sure. But anyways, there was a quarter in the urinal, and uh, you know I didn't Yeah, I didn't know if I should get it or not because the water was a little yellowing all.
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Speaker 12: You know.
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Speaker 4: You know, it's not worth it.
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Speaker 16: It's totally a quarter, you know, forgot's sake. But anyways, I reached it into my pocket and I pulled out three more quarters and I threw them in that urinal. So now we're talking about a dollar that's worth it, you know. So then I proceeded to pull that dollar out of that urin old stuck my hand in there. W you know what that original quarter that was in there, some fucker super gooded to the porcen.
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Speaker 4: God by the way, Broddy would go fishing for a dollar six, I would not for twenty five cents.
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Speaker 16: Yeah, I god darn it. I was so pissed off. You know, no dollar for me that day, I guess, no old candy borrow to the old machine. They I was gonna give myself a cock bar what you'm I called it or pay day or something whatever, one of those in the cookies. Anyways, you know, that's my little story about I didn't have anything about Porta Parttis. I don't really like them anyways, talk to you guys later. Have a good one.
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Speaker 3: Let's be very clear. Slice time is what you make it, right, It's what okay. So I just wanted to put that out there that it's going to be as good or.
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Speaker 4: As bad because it's a show of feedback.
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Speaker 17: Yeah, yo, scary and Brodie. This is d Nice from New London, Connecticut.
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Speaker 10: Nice.
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Speaker 17: Yo, I don't know about this fantasy football thing. Trades like that, you know that sh it's illegal. They would have been ruckus in my league. Why you gotta take some like that anyway to win? That's cheating, cheating.
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Speaker 3: You want hope, you lose, man, you want to reset that there, David Brody Brody. Basically, some guy was having a fire sale and Brody took all the players.
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Speaker 4: Here's the no, no, no, hold on a second. It was the commissioner of the league. First of all, he said, hey, I'm having a fire sale. Anyone for one trades that are close to fair, I'll agree to them. So I sent them two sevens and I got back two nines. Basically that's a fair and then everybody else jumped in. Then another guy was like, I'm having a fire sale too. So then more people jumped in and made trades, so four out of the five contending teams made trades. Then my friend Dan in the league, you know Dan, Dan from the commedy department. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Dan.
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Speaker 4: He sends me a message and says, dude, that's not fair. I said, what do you mean, because you're making these trades not right? I said, Dan, you made two trades yourself. Yeah, but mind morning is side of is yours. So you know he made lopsided trades. But he traded seven and a half's for nines. But I'm the bad guy trading seven for nines. And again, I'm not breaking the rules. The commissioner did it. They're his rules. And by the way, let me tell you who I trade it for. Not to get too football. Ye, I traded for a wide receiver he's injured. I trade it for a running back he's injured. I traded for a quarterback he's having. Patrick Mahomes having the worst year of his career. So all those trades that would sound like a rip off, I got nothing. I go to goats, so it serves me right.
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Speaker 5: So hey, brooking boys.
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Speaker 11: Danny from cuinns or hey doing Hey, can we take a second and do it?
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Speaker 9: Well?
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Speaker 6: Less?
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Speaker 11: Check on my guy one? Well does we haven't heard from him in a few episodes, and everybody wants to know where he's at.
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Speaker 6: Why come back?
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Speaker 8: We love you, man?
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Speaker 4: Do we go?
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Speaker 12: You know?
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Speaker 4: Do we really love him? I like him more than you. He's mean to you sometimes, even though you hired him. Yeah.
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Speaker 11: Oh shit, DJ here South Jersey, always pretty and scary. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this one. I'm feeling a five part are coming up about the fucking porter potty here, But a quick story time about a porter potty incident that I had had. Well, I guess you could call it an incident, But when I was little playing ball and I had to go really bad before the game. Part two. So, yeah, when I was little, I was playing ball and I had to go really bad before the game. So I run into the porter potty and I put my glove in the I guess it would be like the adult like urinal kind of thing, but I was little and I didn't know at the time, So yeah, that was fucking gross now that I realized what I was doing, but I put it there. Take a piss and then I leave the porter partty and I go to go to the game, and I'm in the dugout and I couldn't find my fucking glove. So you know, like a ten year old or a twelve year old, you could only imagine s freaking out, can't find my glove, you know, I gotta go to the outfield, that whole type of deal. And then someone realized that I left it in the quarter botty. So that was my gross quarter body story. But for Brodie's gross quorter potty story, I'm going to fabricate that someone. One someone must have had to shit themselves or two there was a little going on in there, you know what I'm talking about. So if if they shit themselves, then they must have needed like a full like lower half change and they had to like call someone. It must have been like a whole big ord deal for them. But if it was like a it was a college event, so you would have to think they were doing the deed in there, right, that's where you know you would have to go. And maybe he'd ditched the jeans and was wearing shorts underneath, which most guys kind of all right, this might be the last part. This has been DJ this whole time. Yeah, but uh yeah, so like they they they could have been doing it there and then he ditched the jeans and then they like fell in there, or maybe he like fucking dipped his foot in there, which is gross, and he had to ditch them. And he could have been wearing shorts or somebody had to like you know, throw him a spare. Like there's just so much ship that could have happened, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 3: All right, thank you, All right, let's teach people, uh about brevity.
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Speaker 4: That did not need to be five parts. I put my glove in here at all, I left it, I forgot it. I went back. It was covered and piss you know. I mean there was no sex. This was white by the dorms. Then people can go have sex in their own dorms. This was somebody I knowed. Yeah, no, and yeah there was it was. It was all crap. It wasn't it was. There was nothing going on, nothing sexy going on. There no pure speculation.
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Speaker 18: What's up, Brooklyn boys, This is Maddie from Brooklyn, and I just want to say to all the slices who start off scary rody Brody and scary. You're not making it even because you're still saying Scary's name first the first time, and the first time is the only time that counts Birding and scary.
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Speaker 4: Okayank you, that's good Math, I'm in for that.
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Speaker 11: This is j again.
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Speaker 4: Oh you're back for part six, Scary.
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Speaker 11: I just have to quickly mention because we got to the slice time. I feel like he needs a name, and his name will be Cowboy Trucker. Whether it is true or not. You are now known as Cowboy Trucker because you're great brother, Love you, Valdez or missing you?
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Speaker 9: Dude?
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Speaker 3: Come on, all right, So Cowboy Trucker is at the name of the guy that talks like this.
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Speaker 4: It's not bad. I mean, he's submitting your names for him unless he has his own name. But cowboy truck is not bad.
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Speaker 19: Yo.
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Speaker 9: I support DJA one hundred percent. Man, Brody, you do the longest rants, but I'm pretty sure we love him Scary. I don't think the Brooklyn Balls would be what it is without Brody. Long ass fucking rants. I live for those I love. Got a point, Jimmy arresta beikon Sarrusoda, Florida.
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Speaker 3: Everyone's child in their opinion, I think twenty five minutes is a little too long.
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Speaker 4: Your roster bacon. You can't all you would roster or bacon, so he wins.
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Speaker 20: Hey, guys, Brody, scary, scary Brody. This is Beth from Wisconsin and we're talking about episode two seventy five about driving. I'm forty three. I don't know about now, but when I was old enough to get my license, you had to be exactly fifteen and a half to get your learners permit and sixteen and get your license, and I got mine on my sixteenth birthday. Love both guys, you kick ass. Love from Wisconsin.
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Speaker 4: Wow, who do the Midwest is driving a fifteen and a half. It's crazy to me now there's not as much to hit.
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Speaker 3: I guess imagine fifteen and a half driving up north here northeast forget it now?
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Speaker 21: No, uh huh, Brody, scary scary Brody. Heather Conray, Conray, Heather here again. I love the fact you guys are doing slafetime slices. What up so my slices since the holiday season? And we know Scary goes on ten thousand vacations a year. We're gonna have to preoccupy ourselves weather away. So let's go back and listen to the best holiday podcast ever, episode twenty one. It is probably the darkest few days in Brodie's lives, but it is the funniest ever. Brody, I'm so sorry, but slice's take a listen. Let me know what you think.
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Speaker 4: Can I tell you? An old friend of mine said, you know what, send me some episodes you want me to listen to. I want to. I want to get a vibe. So that was one of the episodes I sent them. Is that the ups rant? I don't know. Maybe I sent them twenty twenty one, twenty five and one oh three, those are some of my favorite. Here's some one o three is Dill but I sent them, Yeah, I sent them the post Office one fuck you, Agnes. Some good stuff.
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Speaker 3: Somebody commenting on episode the bonus episode with our friend comedian Eric Schwartz, Oh may the Schwartz be with you?
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Speaker 4: That's Brooklyn.
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Speaker 19: Boys in this house? Oh yeah, scary by the time you put that three point one one one one computer system and use just missing the old jingles like in the earlier episode Slacking my Boy. But I love the interview.
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Speaker 11: Guys.
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Speaker 19: There was something new, keep it up, Yo riding scary, goddamn it scary.
00:27:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get those old jingles. Scary. Hey, broken boys and boy, it's always brody, scary.
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Speaker 22: He's back, so brody and the poopy pant saga, let's talk about that. If it's a male college that was drinking too much, went in through the porter party, had an accident somehow pants are unusable after that.
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Speaker 23: Probably has boxer breeze, probably has shorts, Probably has a boy he can call up, my g I am drunk, bring me pants to the porter party.
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Speaker 4: Hey, broken by.
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Speaker 23: Continuous, So let's just think about it. If it's a female. If it's a female, goes in, trashes the pants, throws the pants in there, probably has a skirt on, has a change of clothing, her bag, has a shorts.
00:28:26
Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 23: She's probably in one of these weight loss drugs and she sits herself all the time.
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Speaker 4: Something broken.
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Speaker 23: And so broady, scary, so brody.
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Speaker 4: I used to be a contractor.
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Speaker 23: Sometimes we used to go do jobs far away. There was no bathroom surround, so there was all a porter party. I used to found tools, find tools around the toilet area, usually tape measures, hammers, screwdrivers, stuff like that. But that makes inside the toilet.
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Speaker 3: All right, this last one from one, let's I got the end.
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Speaker 23: So one time I went to a fair in Hoboken, New Jersey, and they did have a porter party and I had to use I had to pay real bad and there was a white collar shared long sleeve that had been used before. Uh, somebody wipe his ass with it because it was the brown marks. Gives it a new name to a white collar job.
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Speaker 4: Good night, brown collar job, brown call. Yeah, exactly. That was the return of Juan Valdez. There you go. One three excellent.
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Speaker 3: Wan Vasquez, who, by the way, I take exception to Jan Vasquez. I noticed you posted on x formerly Twitter. We just reposted you from the Brooklyn Boys account. Brody, I'd like you to take a look at this tweet. Looks like the reason why Juan Valdez has been absent because uh, he's been cheating on us. You know how people are posting their Spotify playlists, the rapped you know you end thing. Yeah, he basically tweeted at Carla, Marie and Anthony and said, don't tell the Brooklyn Boys, but look in a public forum, in a public form and tagged us where am I looking for this?
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Speaker 4: On the Brooklyn Boys podcast under mentions on Twitter? On Twitter, I reposted him by the way, you need to start posting more stuff on our Instagram account, dude, it's been a while. It's been over a year since you posted here. It is right here at caler Marie, happy worst, Anthony, this is great.
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Speaker 3: Thanks. Don't tell the Brooklyn Boys Juan Valdez out. And it's a screenshot of his Spotify rapped most listened to music and podcasts of the year.
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Speaker 4: And there it is The Morning Show podcast with Carla, Marie and Anthony, the top podcast that Juan Vazquez listened to this year. All right, here's what I'm going to say in one's defan.
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Speaker 3: He tagged us in it, so I re posted us earlier this evening from the Brooklyn Boys account.
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Speaker 4: Here's what I'm going to say in our defense. First of all, call him me and Anthony great podcast. After you listen to ours twice, feel free to go listen to theirs once or twice. Here's what I'll say. Juan listens to us on iHeart, so he can leave the talkbacks. Therefore, those listens aren't going to show up at his Spotify playlist.
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Speaker 3: Very true, therefore we're still his favorite. That's I'm gonna sleep tonight. I couldn't sleep. I thought we were number two. You had to make to Wan Valve for one volum. Number two is left in the port of party on the top of those jeans. And by the way, that's still a disgusting picture. I would never post something so gross. Thank you, all right? Well, not bad for our first episode of Slice Time, a companion to Brooklyn Boys podcast number two seventy seven.
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Speaker 4: Yes, you could always mentioned to do part.
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Speaker 3: Of You can always expect this ye part of the week to hear that, and then the beginning of next week you'll get the new Brooklyn Boys episode, which you can then comment on using talkbacks on Slice.
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Speaker 4: Time, unless Scary is on vacation. Uh So, I want to give a shout out to Carrissa with a K. Carrissa Pascarella, nice Italian girl, scary of K the letter K Pascorrella Graphics. You can find all of her social media under the name K Pastcarella Graphics and that's spelled K the letter K P A s q U A r E l l A Graphics. Uh and she's also a musician. Feel free to look her up on Spotify under that name. Apparently she just filmed a music video with her father and her brother. Uh and it's a rock band that she's in.
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Speaker 3: And video significant David Brody because as I said, she created.
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Speaker 4: She created our Slice Time logos. She is the winner. Yes, well we're the winner because we got we got us.
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Speaker 3: Very kind of her, him do that for us. She she tweaked it, retweaked it, did it four or five times. I kept saying, well, can you do this?
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Speaker 4: Can change that? Can you move the pizza over there? So you will see it on social media. We will start posting when we have a new episode of Slice Time. Thank you ka uh Carrissa with a K. Every kiss, Every kiss begins with K something like that. Wait, we don't We don't have an outro for this. You can play the first song again. Do you want to play it again?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Play it again?
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Speaker 1: Took them boys reactions.
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Speaker 4: This podcast all depends on you.
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, babyes.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the first episode of Slice Time Guess. Technically this is Slice Time for Brooklyn Boys Podcast, episode number two seventy seven. All your talkbacks, all your feedback, all your email, anything you wanted to say regarding that episode and before, because I'm sure some people are gonna listen to episode two hundred and twelve and comment on that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and as that version of the jingle said, your name doesn't have to be one, but I know for a fact one Vasquez left a bunch of voicemails two weeks ago because he told me he thinks we barred him. I said, no, we didn't. We just didn't get to him yet. So we're probably gonna.
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Speaker 3: Get a bunch in this batch, a bunch in this batch, yes, or a batch in this bunch batching this bunch.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, So this is specifically for you guys and ladies.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and whatever you consider yourself these days, because it's hard to tell YEP.
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Speaker 4: I sent out a shout out an episode ago or two episodes ago the Brooklyn Boys Podcast asking for creative types to send us logo designs. We're going to unveil the person who submitted the graphics that that got through that made the cut that we'll be posting on social media. But I also wanted to thank Fred de Mailman, loyal listener of the Elvistran Morning Show and of this podcast, one of the all time, long time best listeners that we've had. He comes to events in other cities. He's amazing. Travels Fred may through through rain or sleep and snow. From what I understand, Fred, thank you very much. Your stuff was very veryvery close and fantastic. Shady Juw Mobster, nice attempt. We didn't get to use yours, but I appreciate it. And Kelsey's Kitchen Kelsey's Kitchen on Instagram. Kelsey was the first person to volunteer, but admitted I'm not really a designer, but I'll help if I can. And we've gotten so many other people submitting that I never got back to Kelsey, so I apologize, but thank you everyone. And we'll give a special shout out to the person who created the logo on altered our logo later on in the podcast.
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Speaker 3: So Slice time Scary, absolutely so every Wednesday, Thursday, end of the week ish you'll hear all the talkbacks from the previous episode. Yeah, which means the next Brooklyn Boys, number two seventy eight will be released at the beginning of the next week.
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Speaker 4: All right, we'll leave it there for now, a few days later, whatever that works out for you. But if you listen next week, you could listen to him back to back, all right, And we have to set some rules and guidelines to slice time.
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Speaker 3: You cannot keep repeatedly sending over and over and getting in here five, six, seven times in a row, because we we'll edit those unless you're really.
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Speaker 4: Finding it or if you sound like fog holding leghorn. Boy, Whe's where's our favorite truck driver? I'm sure he's gonna be something. Boy, he's gonna be on this. I'm sure you can piss it to win, but you can't piss him the corn flakes or something like that.
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Speaker 3: Here we are with the talkbacks and this lifetime. This is all for you, guys.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Brookham Boys. Marylyn from Omaha. I just started listening to episode two seventy seven, and Brody, I think you're overthinking the t shirt thing. I mean, I don't think anyone would think anything about it. I don't Mentionine they'd be thinking about whether the two guys had the same shirt on. I just I think you're overthinking it. Love you guys, Slice for life.
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Speaker 4: Here's what I'll say to Maryland from Omaha. First of all, thank you. Second of all, until you walk in a man's shirt next to another man in the same shirt, you don't know the ridicule, the indignation, the just the looks.
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Speaker 6: All right, Hey, Burley, scary Mark from up state here. I think the way scary. What's going on about that uh pizza place and all the locations and getting the naming right and everything. I think you missed it. Hit the jingle on there, just saying oh.
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Speaker 3: You may yeah, I think you may have. I think I slipped a couple of things in Son of a Bitch.
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Speaker 6: Hey, scary, scary broy This is Mark from v State. Now, this is very important. Warwick, not up state, Alby, not of state. Yes, those are downstate and Capitol region. You gotta get it right. This is not up state.
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's all.
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Speaker 3: Let's uh okay. It's always about a point of reference. Everything is relative. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And if this is we're talking about from Brooklyn Boys, perspective.
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Speaker 4: Both Warwick and Albany are upstate. Yeah, you know what, North Carolina is an the south, But if you live in South Carolina, it's in the north, right, That's how that works.
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Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, big, I know he's probably from Buffalo, and he's probably screaming and yelling.
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Speaker 4: And where is he from?
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Speaker 3: Buffalo is in the west, but up where? Okay, where's up? It's all up Listen, he could be in Maine. What this guy's in Maine? It's down down west Chester? Anything, Yes, is upstate New York. Yes for us, everything north of Westchester for us. For the book past, Philadelphia is the South.
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Speaker 4: Exactly.
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Speaker 3: If this was a p Vermont podcast, Yeah, then maybe you may have a point.
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Speaker 4: I'm not here. Also anything west of New York or Philadelphia, New Jersey, also west west.
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Speaker 7: In America, scary.
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Speaker 8: Thank you for sticking around on episode two seventy seven, and Brody you fuck you leaven early like a pre set of Strip Club. But I'm sure you have one hell of a story to tell from the rest of the day. So Slash for life boys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this side note, we don't really go back and listen to podcasts. We throw them out there. So there's a very good chance that Brody did not hear the end of the episode seventy seven. No, you prick you. You stayed on after the goodbye fuck yeah for the next five minutes, roasting your ass.
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Speaker 4: I hung out with the slices for it was. It was scary time with the slices. That's not that's not righting a jingle for that, that'd be not good at all. See, I knew it. I knew you didn't hear about it. No, I don't listen to the end of the podcast.
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Speaker 9: We don't.
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Speaker 4: We don't listen. We don't listen back to our podcast. Sometimes I'll listen to the beginning, or like, if there's one conversation I want someone to hear, I'll put it on, but never the ending. Well, he just gave it away.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, go listen to the end of two seventy seven. There, David Brody slices. We have tens of thousands of listeners. That's by an understatement. No one of you told me he did this.
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Speaker 4: You guys, you gotta let me know when he stamps me like that.
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Speaker 10: Hey, Brooklyn, boys, this is abe seventy seven. I was just jumping in with you guys. But you know, I haven't really been appreciating y'all using fu Abe seventy seven as a discount code.
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Speaker 4: But anyway, I.
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Speaker 10: Wanted to wonder why a man would take a picture of a duty in a porta potty and send it around. And that's worse than you know, chewing on a podcast. I don't know what's going on anyway, Brooklyn Boys for life, Fuck you Ape seventy seven. God damn it.
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Speaker 4: Now you can see what By the way, that was not age seventies. Yeah, he just said, fuck you age seventy seven.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And yeah, I wanted to know the same thing. What the hell were you thinking taking a picture of a dump someone dumping on top of a of a pair of jeans in a portum patty. That's the personal thing. Why mean they would post it online? Number one?
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Speaker 4: I took the picture of the gene. It's actually more like number two. Yes, thank you, I took a picture of the jeans. Number two. There happened to be number two on the Jeans number three podcasts. That's why I gotta do the guys. All I'm saying is we have a little twist here.
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Speaker 11: I think the person that ship on the jeans is actually Brodie.
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Speaker 4: Not a chance, not a chance.
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Speaker 3: Well, we can't rule you out because you saw that you took a picture of it, so.
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Speaker 4: You had it been mine, I would not have taken a picture of it, and I certainly would have taken a picture before that, so I could have just the jeans in the way in the shot. That's more of a PLoP twist. That's a thank you.
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Speaker 12: Scary Brody over there, Steve from the Bronx.
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Speaker 4: I just wanted to talk back, to.
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Speaker 13: Stand up for Scary for one side always bashes in.
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Speaker 4: He does boogie stuff. Oh yeah, that lights that way. That's why maybe when he wants to do let him do it.
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Speaker 13: It's his fucking life, Luia, what does it doesn't affect your stupid ass.
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Speaker 4: Let him do it his fucking life.
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Speaker 12: See from the Bronx over there, fuck.
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Speaker 4: You over there by the way, Stee from the Bronx. The Bronx is like halfway to upstate as far as we know, as far as we're just it's halfway. Love that Brooklyn.
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Speaker 9: Boys.
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Speaker 12: This is regarding it's common about Scary Jones looking young. There is some truth to that. However, Comma being married and having a child. Actually get lots of compliments, saying to me that I don't look I don't look my age, I look a few years younger. Uh and uh. I think it all depends on genetics and lifestyle. But honestly, you can't just like bully people who are married.
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Speaker 3: Bro, he's got a point, he continues. He continues, He's got two more.
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Speaker 4: I hope he gets his name where he's from.
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Speaker 12: This is a part to a comment about Scary Jones saying how he looks young. So I think if I would be so right now I'm married, I have a kid.
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Speaker 4: But he got throw me some extra money.
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Speaker 12: For you know, dietician, and then you gave me some fucking money for Zeeman, and shit, I'm gonna look even more awesome married or I'm married, kid or no kid. So hey, so all depends. I guess how much buck you want to invest? Happy Thanksgiving gents.
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Speaker 4: Well no, there's still another one. The man wants the boys.
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Speaker 12: I gotta make again. This is my third and final.
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Speaker 4: We count al your message.
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Speaker 12: Hey one Valvest, where the fuck you at?
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Speaker 4: Broh, where is he.
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Speaker 12: Get your ass out of Get your head out of your ass and fucking let us know that you're alive and okay, Senor uh yeah, we uh we care.
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Speaker 4: About you, bro.
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Speaker 12: This is a fucking slice family, you know.
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Speaker 4: I hope, I hope if he left them while we were on vacation, they didn't get deleted because they were too old. They might have. All right, well, you'll have to leave some for the next episode. Sorry if you did. All right, all right, here's some more. This one doesn't say where it was common from it bet Tho seventy.
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Speaker 14: Seven Michael from Miamisburg. You guys are commenting right now on my comment about the load of middle class, and honestly, we were as poor and just I guess not as poor as some other people. So that's why I said that comment. And the reason I had a problem with the dollar six is I think, just because I've become very successful in my career, I'm a little more loose with my money. So that's why I said something about a dollar six. And yes, here in Ohio fifteen and a half you can get a learner permit for driving.
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, nice, I didn't know that half. Why the half? What do you do for a living? He successful? I'd like to know. Let's get to spread the wealth man. I'd like to be losing my money if.
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Speaker 15: I pretty first, because I fucking love your rants. Calling from Bedford, Virginia. Calling in regards to Nemo. It is the Christmas spirit, I say, all the slices come together, start a GoFundMe whatever will donate, and y'all can go shopping and give all the kids in the orphanage and the hospitals toys from the slices.
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Speaker 4: I liked it.
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Speaker 1: I did.
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's pretty cool. You know what. Let's scary. Let's you and I talk and figure out a charity and maybe we can. I mean, we only have a couple episodes left foot end of the year, but maybe we could do something, all right.
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Speaker 3: This one is commenting on episode number two seventy four, crappy waving inflatable arm fleiling tube man pajamas, Oh.
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Speaker 4: That you wore? What's going on?
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Speaker 13: The scary and brody rock and see from the Bronx over there he's back. I don't know if I posted this one and sent this to you, but about Olivia Rodrigo, well I think I did, actually, and now that to respect bad enough one too it because I was driving fuck all these bitches.
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Speaker 4: You're not saying like you want to rape her and have your way with her.
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Speaker 13: He's attractive and you're attracted to her so much.
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Speaker 4: He's the legal age. Nikes.
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Speaker 13: All of the assholes can go shove it up there, Dick oles child for now.
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Speaker 3: How can you all you would logic like that? Oh my god, that's a little rough. Careful with the language. Yeah, well yeah, maybe not the R word so much. Yeeze, that's that's a little dick Holl's fine, right, I like Dick holl well.
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Speaker 4: That I don't like that. I know you know what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 7: What's up, brooking boys? Djmilly here listening to seventy six I work at a cardiologist office and talking about Brody's echo test that he had. Sounds like the echo tech is a little stud doesn't really know how to talk to her patients. There's a couple of different factors when you're dealing with doing blood pressure and everything. And according to the blood pressure, one twenty two over ninety it's not too bad. One twenty over eighty or one ten over seventy is the best. DJ Milli Part two. Sorry, so yeah, that blood pressure is pretty good. Ninety is a little high. That's the systemlic over diastolic. I'm not a doctor. I can't really explain it to you, but I said, the greatest blood pressure you could have, it's like one ten over seventy. And the whole breathing thing, she thought you meant to say, can I breathe normal again? Probably when she wasn't using her brain, So that makes a lot of sense.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, have a good day, thank you. Yeah. Actually she she what she said was she thought I was asking do you want me to breathe again? But I said can I breathe again? And she thought I meant should I breathe again? Should you breathe again? Yeah? All right?
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Speaker 3: All right, we have more Slice Time with your talkbacks after this.
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Speaker 4: All right, continuing along here. I mean you didn't play the jingle into that that break? What jing? Are we talking about? The Brooklyn Boys? One of the Brooklyn Boys podcasts is still the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
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Speaker 3: It's Slice to Brooklyn Boys podcast parentheses slice time, So then we need a Slice time bumper, go to Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice Time.
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Speaker 4: Maybe we'll have that next time, but not now. I just I just did it. That's it.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, it's too late. Though it's after the commercial damn it. Yeah, all right, Oh, the guy's back from before the commercial break. He's he the cardiologist assistant. He said, he's not a doctor, right.
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Speaker 4: Not a doctor. But I played with on TV, play with on TV. State it the Halloway in.
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Speaker 7: Part three, DJ Milly Epic software is what we use at our hospital. And every single time you get used to an update or you get used to a setting, they updated it again and it's all over the place and it's miserable. So I understand her pain with that and with filling out all the stuff again.
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Speaker 4: All right, Uh, sometimes.
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Speaker 7: The computer system will do it to you. You would think first world problems that something like that wouldn't happen, but it does very frequently unfortunately.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, can I can I tell you something? I went today, as I told you, went for the echo cardiogram. So today I had to go to the cardiologist to have him read the echo cardiogram. So, uh, they called me to confirm the appointment and I said, hey, listen, you guys are attached to you know, your affiliate with the hospital. I went to, do you guys have EPIC? Oh, yeah, we have EPIC, I said, so I'm all registered, You're all set. When I go in today, they hand me a clipboard with six pages of stuff I have to fill out. And I said, well, what's going on here? Oh h you have to fill it out? I said, but you guys are EPIC, right, yeah, I go. Well, I I'm already all my informations in the system from the Echo Cardigram appointment. Yeah. They haven't SYNCD up with us yet, so it's two separate EPIC systems. We haven't got the information. Not so again, fuck epic, not so epic, not so epic, fail again.
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Speaker 16: See what we're doing.
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Speaker 4: Five o'clock in the morning. This came in, Brody.
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Speaker 1: Oh god darn it.
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Speaker 4: This is the first of four form my recording got arnest. He's backing up.
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Speaker 1: Turned this thing off.
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Speaker 4: Back to the truck, please do.
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Speaker 16: Yeah, it's good morning. Yeah. I was having a little technical difficulties here earlier. But you know, Brody, I've never really found anything in unusual in the porter putty. Not that i've ever, you know, gone around and looking, but I've never found anything. Although one time I was using the urinol the middle one I'm thinking was, well, it could have been the left of the right, I'm not sure. But anyways, there was a quarter in the urinal, and uh, you know I didn't Yeah, I didn't know if I should get it or not because the water was a little yellowing all.
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Speaker 12: You know.
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Speaker 4: You know, it's not worth it.
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Speaker 16: It's totally a quarter, you know, forgot's sake. But anyways, I reached it into my pocket and I pulled out three more quarters and I threw them in that urinal. So now we're talking about a dollar that's worth it, you know. So then I proceeded to pull that dollar out of that urin old stuck my hand in there. W you know what that original quarter that was in there, some fucker super gooded to the porcen.
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Speaker 4: God by the way, Broddy would go fishing for a dollar six, I would not for twenty five cents.
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Speaker 16: Yeah, I god darn it. I was so pissed off. You know, no dollar for me that day, I guess, no old candy borrow to the old machine. They I was gonna give myself a cock bar what you'm I called it or pay day or something whatever, one of those in the cookies. Anyways, you know, that's my little story about I didn't have anything about Porta Parttis. I don't really like them anyways, talk to you guys later. Have a good one.
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Speaker 3: Let's be very clear. Slice time is what you make it, right, It's what okay. So I just wanted to put that out there that it's going to be as good or.
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Speaker 4: As bad because it's a show of feedback.
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Speaker 17: Yeah, yo, scary and Brodie. This is d Nice from New London, Connecticut.
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Speaker 10: Nice.
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Speaker 17: Yo, I don't know about this fantasy football thing. Trades like that, you know that sh it's illegal. They would have been ruckus in my league. Why you gotta take some like that anyway to win? That's cheating, cheating.
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Speaker 3: You want hope, you lose, man, you want to reset that there, David Brody Brody. Basically, some guy was having a fire sale and Brody took all the players.
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Speaker 4: Here's the no, no, no, hold on a second. It was the commissioner of the league. First of all, he said, hey, I'm having a fire sale. Anyone for one trades that are close to fair, I'll agree to them. So I sent them two sevens and I got back two nines. Basically that's a fair and then everybody else jumped in. Then another guy was like, I'm having a fire sale too. So then more people jumped in and made trades, so four out of the five contending teams made trades. Then my friend Dan in the league, you know Dan, Dan from the commedy department. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Dan.
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Speaker 4: He sends me a message and says, dude, that's not fair. I said, what do you mean, because you're making these trades not right? I said, Dan, you made two trades yourself. Yeah, but mind morning is side of is yours. So you know he made lopsided trades. But he traded seven and a half's for nines. But I'm the bad guy trading seven for nines. And again, I'm not breaking the rules. The commissioner did it. They're his rules. And by the way, let me tell you who I trade it for. Not to get too football. Ye, I traded for a wide receiver he's injured. I trade it for a running back he's injured. I traded for a quarterback he's having. Patrick Mahomes having the worst year of his career. So all those trades that would sound like a rip off, I got nothing. I go to goats, so it serves me right.
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Speaker 5: So hey, brooking boys.
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Speaker 11: Danny from cuinns or hey doing Hey, can we take a second and do it?
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Speaker 9: Well?
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Speaker 6: Less?
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Speaker 11: Check on my guy one? Well does we haven't heard from him in a few episodes, and everybody wants to know where he's at.
00:20:43
Speaker 6: Why come back?
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Speaker 8: We love you, man?
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Speaker 4: Do we go?
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Speaker 12: You know?
00:20:46
Speaker 4: Do we really love him? I like him more than you. He's mean to you sometimes, even though you hired him. Yeah.
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Speaker 11: Oh shit, DJ here South Jersey, always pretty and scary. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this one. I'm feeling a five part are coming up about the fucking porter potty here, But a quick story time about a porter potty incident that I had had. Well, I guess you could call it an incident, But when I was little playing ball and I had to go really bad before the game. Part two. So, yeah, when I was little, I was playing ball and I had to go really bad before the game. So I run into the porter potty and I put my glove in the I guess it would be like the adult like urinal kind of thing, but I was little and I didn't know at the time, So yeah, that was fucking gross now that I realized what I was doing, but I put it there. Take a piss and then I leave the porter partty and I go to go to the game, and I'm in the dugout and I couldn't find my fucking glove. So you know, like a ten year old or a twelve year old, you could only imagine s freaking out, can't find my glove, you know, I gotta go to the outfield, that whole type of deal. And then someone realized that I left it in the quarter botty. So that was my gross quarter body story. But for Brodie's gross quorter potty story, I'm going to fabricate that someone. One someone must have had to shit themselves or two there was a little going on in there, you know what I'm talking about. So if if they shit themselves, then they must have needed like a full like lower half change and they had to like call someone. It must have been like a whole big ord deal for them. But if it was like a it was a college event, so you would have to think they were doing the deed in there, right, that's where you know you would have to go. And maybe he'd ditched the jeans and was wearing shorts underneath, which most guys kind of all right, this might be the last part. This has been DJ this whole time. Yeah, but uh yeah, so like they they they could have been doing it there and then he ditched the jeans and then they like fell in there, or maybe he like fucking dipped his foot in there, which is gross, and he had to ditch them. And he could have been wearing shorts or somebody had to like you know, throw him a spare. Like there's just so much ship that could have happened, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 3: All right, thank you, All right, let's teach people, uh about brevity.
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Speaker 4: That did not need to be five parts. I put my glove in here at all, I left it, I forgot it. I went back. It was covered and piss you know. I mean there was no sex. This was white by the dorms. Then people can go have sex in their own dorms. This was somebody I knowed. Yeah, no, and yeah there was it was. It was all crap. It wasn't it was. There was nothing going on, nothing sexy going on. There no pure speculation.
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Speaker 18: What's up, Brooklyn boys, This is Maddie from Brooklyn, and I just want to say to all the slices who start off scary rody Brody and scary. You're not making it even because you're still saying Scary's name first the first time, and the first time is the only time that counts Birding and scary.
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Speaker 4: Okayank you, that's good Math, I'm in for that.
00:24:18
Speaker 11: This is j again.
00:24:20
Speaker 4: Oh you're back for part six, Scary.
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Speaker 11: I just have to quickly mention because we got to the slice time. I feel like he needs a name, and his name will be Cowboy Trucker. Whether it is true or not. You are now known as Cowboy Trucker because you're great brother, Love you, Valdez or missing you?
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Speaker 9: Dude?
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Speaker 3: Come on, all right, So Cowboy Trucker is at the name of the guy that talks like this.
00:24:48
Speaker 4: It's not bad. I mean, he's submitting your names for him unless he has his own name. But cowboy truck is not bad.
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Speaker 19: Yo.
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Speaker 9: I support DJA one hundred percent. Man, Brody, you do the longest rants, but I'm pretty sure we love him Scary. I don't think the Brooklyn Balls would be what it is without Brody. Long ass fucking rants. I live for those I love. Got a point, Jimmy arresta beikon Sarrusoda, Florida.
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Speaker 3: Everyone's child in their opinion, I think twenty five minutes is a little too long.
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Speaker 4: Your roster bacon. You can't all you would roster or bacon, so he wins.
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Speaker 20: Hey, guys, Brody, scary, scary Brody. This is Beth from Wisconsin and we're talking about episode two seventy five about driving. I'm forty three. I don't know about now, but when I was old enough to get my license, you had to be exactly fifteen and a half to get your learners permit and sixteen and get your license, and I got mine on my sixteenth birthday. Love both guys, you kick ass. Love from Wisconsin.
00:25:47
Speaker 4: Wow, who do the Midwest is driving a fifteen and a half. It's crazy to me now there's not as much to hit.
00:25:53
Speaker 3: I guess imagine fifteen and a half driving up north here northeast forget it now?
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Speaker 21: No, uh huh, Brody, scary scary Brody. Heather Conray, Conray, Heather here again. I love the fact you guys are doing slafetime slices. What up so my slices since the holiday season? And we know Scary goes on ten thousand vacations a year. We're gonna have to preoccupy ourselves weather away. So let's go back and listen to the best holiday podcast ever, episode twenty one. It is probably the darkest few days in Brodie's lives, but it is the funniest ever. Brody, I'm so sorry, but slice's take a listen. Let me know what you think.
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Speaker 4: Can I tell you? An old friend of mine said, you know what, send me some episodes you want me to listen to. I want to. I want to get a vibe. So that was one of the episodes I sent them. Is that the ups rant? I don't know. Maybe I sent them twenty twenty one, twenty five and one oh three, those are some of my favorite. Here's some one o three is Dill but I sent them, Yeah, I sent them the post Office one fuck you, Agnes. Some good stuff.
00:26:53
Speaker 3: Somebody commenting on episode the bonus episode with our friend comedian Eric Schwartz, Oh may the Schwartz be with you?
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Speaker 4: That's Brooklyn.
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Speaker 19: Boys in this house? Oh yeah, scary by the time you put that three point one one one one computer system and use just missing the old jingles like in the earlier episode Slacking my Boy. But I love the interview.
00:27:22
Speaker 11: Guys.
00:27:23
Speaker 19: There was something new, keep it up, Yo riding scary, goddamn it scary.
00:27:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get those old jingles. Scary. Hey, broken boys and boy, it's always brody, scary.
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Speaker 22: He's back, so brody and the poopy pant saga, let's talk about that. If it's a male college that was drinking too much, went in through the porter party, had an accident somehow pants are unusable after that.
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Speaker 23: Probably has boxer breeze, probably has shorts, Probably has a boy he can call up, my g I am drunk, bring me pants to the porter party.
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Speaker 4: Hey, broken by.
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Speaker 23: Continuous, So let's just think about it. If it's a female. If it's a female, goes in, trashes the pants, throws the pants in there, probably has a skirt on, has a change of clothing, her bag, has a shorts.
00:28:26
Speaker 4: I don't know.
00:28:26
Speaker 23: She's probably in one of these weight loss drugs and she sits herself all the time.
00:28:32
Speaker 4: Something broken.
00:28:36
Speaker 23: And so broady, scary, so brody.
00:28:39
Speaker 4: I used to be a contractor.
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Speaker 23: Sometimes we used to go do jobs far away. There was no bathroom surround, so there was all a porter party. I used to found tools, find tools around the toilet area, usually tape measures, hammers, screwdrivers, stuff like that. But that makes inside the toilet.
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Speaker 3: All right, this last one from one, let's I got the end.
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Speaker 23: So one time I went to a fair in Hoboken, New Jersey, and they did have a porter party and I had to use I had to pay real bad and there was a white collar shared long sleeve that had been used before. Uh, somebody wipe his ass with it because it was the brown marks. Gives it a new name to a white collar job.
00:29:31
Speaker 4: Good night, brown collar job, brown call. Yeah, exactly. That was the return of Juan Valdez. There you go. One three excellent.
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Speaker 3: Wan Vasquez, who, by the way, I take exception to Jan Vasquez. I noticed you posted on x formerly Twitter. We just reposted you from the Brooklyn Boys account. Brody, I'd like you to take a look at this tweet. Looks like the reason why Juan Valdez has been absent because uh, he's been cheating on us. You know how people are posting their Spotify playlists, the rapped you know you end thing. Yeah, he basically tweeted at Carla, Marie and Anthony and said, don't tell the Brooklyn Boys, but look in a public forum, in a public form and tagged us where am I looking for this?
00:30:24
Speaker 4: On the Brooklyn Boys podcast under mentions on Twitter? On Twitter, I reposted him by the way, you need to start posting more stuff on our Instagram account, dude, it's been a while. It's been over a year since you posted here. It is right here at caler Marie, happy worst, Anthony, this is great.
00:30:43
Speaker 3: Thanks. Don't tell the Brooklyn Boys Juan Valdez out. And it's a screenshot of his Spotify rapped most listened to music and podcasts of the year.
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Speaker 4: And there it is The Morning Show podcast with Carla, Marie and Anthony, the top podcast that Juan Vazquez listened to this year. All right, here's what I'm going to say in one's defan.
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Speaker 3: He tagged us in it, so I re posted us earlier this evening from the Brooklyn Boys account.
00:31:12
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm going to say in our defense. First of all, call him me and Anthony great podcast. After you listen to ours twice, feel free to go listen to theirs once or twice. Here's what I'll say. Juan listens to us on iHeart, so he can leave the talkbacks. Therefore, those listens aren't going to show up at his Spotify playlist.
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Speaker 3: Very true, therefore we're still his favorite. That's I'm gonna sleep tonight. I couldn't sleep. I thought we were number two. You had to make to Wan Valve for one volum. Number two is left in the port of party on the top of those jeans. And by the way, that's still a disgusting picture. I would never post something so gross. Thank you, all right? Well, not bad for our first episode of Slice Time, a companion to Brooklyn Boys podcast number two seventy seven.
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Speaker 4: Yes, you could always mentioned to do part.
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Speaker 3: Of You can always expect this ye part of the week to hear that, and then the beginning of next week you'll get the new Brooklyn Boys episode, which you can then comment on using talkbacks on Slice.
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Speaker 4: Time, unless Scary is on vacation. Uh So, I want to give a shout out to Carrissa with a K. Carrissa Pascarella, nice Italian girl, scary of K the letter K Pascorrella Graphics. You can find all of her social media under the name K Pastcarella Graphics and that's spelled K the letter K P A s q U A r E l l A Graphics. Uh and she's also a musician. Feel free to look her up on Spotify under that name. Apparently she just filmed a music video with her father and her brother. Uh and it's a rock band that she's in.
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Speaker 3: And video significant David Brody because as I said, she created.
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Speaker 4: She created our Slice Time logos. She is the winner. Yes, well we're the winner because we got we got us.
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Speaker 3: Very kind of her, him do that for us. She she tweaked it, retweaked it, did it four or five times. I kept saying, well, can you do this?
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Speaker 4: Can change that? Can you move the pizza over there? So you will see it on social media. We will start posting when we have a new episode of Slice Time. Thank you ka uh Carrissa with a K. Every kiss, Every kiss begins with K something like that. Wait, we don't We don't have an outro for this. You can play the first song again. Do you want to play it again?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Play it again?
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Speaker 1: Took them boys reactions.
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Speaker 4: This podcast all depends on you.
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