#42: Skeery Apologizes To An A-hole...And It Isn't Brody!

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Speaker 1: What's up with your boy? DJ Paul d Mike, Situation in the house, Vinny g Snooky Parties here and Dina from the Jersey Shore. And you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Start uf dot up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Data. They make a noise data dot up. Episode forty two, It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm scary. That's Brodie Brodie. Scary. Scary Brodie Brodie scary all day, all day, all day. Yeahah yah yah ya ya ya yahyah. But by the way, do you realize the nerve of some people who had the audacity to complain that our last podcast was only fifty three minutes? We got a couple of emails on this. Yeah, I'm like, they're like, it was short. It's another one now. I appreciate they want another one. I get that that to compliment us with fifty three. Remember we were told again, I'm gonna remind you when we told the fifteen minute morning show was born. But you know, all I could say is that sometimes we go and sometimes we keep going, and when we have we afforded the opportunity to keep going, we do. But when we're cut short, Like last week you had a doctor's appointment, you have your appendix taken out? What was I think? What's the difference? I had a guy I'm from pregnant. Yeah, I had to go. We played the Greg Brady song. Yeah. I enjoyed that. By the way, I forgot how clever that really was. Now, how many lines in that song did he take from you? Oh? He didn't, not that he took. How many lines did that song did he change to? Making him shut up? I totally changed one line. I have to look at the lyrics to tell you which line it was, but he changed like the candy bar or something. I think it was one line. Episode forty one. The end of that episode was the real Greg Brady song. Um, next week I'm gonna play some audio. I didn't have it ready for today. Apologize, Um, my friends, apologize my friend Eric Iraq, who was the host of the podcast. It's Eric Nagle, Yeah, right, it's Eric Nagle or it's Eric Nagle Show, either one. I think it's it's Eric Yeah and a G E L. I'm sorry, Eric, you listen all the time and I'm um, it's it's Eric Nagle. He does a great uh pop culture sci fi kind of a nerd fest uh uh podcast. It's on I Heart Radio and other places, but we like it on I Heart Radio. He's also the one who did the interview of me uh my history and Radio. It's on his podcast channel. I think it's the first second episode that he posted on I heeart. Anyway, Um, when Barry Williams was on a show that Eric produced called Opiate Anthony nationally syndicated starting out here in New York, they had Barry Williams in and Barry at the end of the segment said, props to David Brody for writing a song. He did give me credit there, didn't give me any financial credit. Yeah, I mean, is it really credit if it's not financial credit? Well, because I was always taught that you could be doing a great job all year, whatever you do for a living, But if at the end of the year you don't get a raise, is that have you really been rewarded? I mean, is a compliment enough? I feel like it raises your morale, But it certainly doesn't put your your kids through college. It doesn't feed it doesn't put food on the table. The true measure of a reward, in my opinion, has always has to be financial, and maybe that's greedy of me. Maybe, don't get me wrong. I like praise, and look a raise without praise, it's not as great as a raisor praise. Like a raisin praise, I don't want. I don't want to toast a raisin praise. Yeah, yeah, I'll praise the raisin praise. By the way, raisin praise my favorite cereal. Two scoops of money and every everybody, um but uh hashtag raisin praise. Give me the raise. I'd love the praise. I'll take the praise, but just know, as you're giving me the praise, I would like the race. I can't fix the things in my house that are broken on. Can't spell praise without raise, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I like that. It's a cool. I'm gonna live by that from now. And there's an eye and raise and an iron But I in team or Sammy Davis Jr. Oh, there is one I in sam day. By the way, everyone knows that expression. There's no iron team. And I don't know if anyone's realized this before because I've never heard it. If you google it, maybe somebody said there's no I in team, Yes, but there's a million team that's awesome. And I don't know if anyone's ever said that before. There's a Millian team. Yeah, there's a white kid that throws off the whole, the whole dull slogan. Yeah, you know what that's That worders it down a little bit the next time somebody says there's no iron team that's all about me. Yeah, self centered absolutely. You know, you know I discovered about shorts because I know it's short season here right now we're recording this on Brodie. Stand up a second. You got cargo shorts on? I got shorts on? All right, Put your hand in your right pocket, and if you have shorts on, put your hand in your right pocket, my right pocket on my cargo pocket, the right pot, the right pants pot, the right shorts pocket. All right. If if you're in your car wherever, go to a safe place, my hand is in my pocket. Do you feel the other one's making a piece on? Hi? Thank you? Alanis? Do you know that do you feel there's like that there's a there's a pocket inside your pocket that's like an extra piece of cloth, right, an extra piece of some some pants that's a coin pocket. Okay, it's a cell phone pocket. Okay, it maybe okay if it's tiny, if it can only fit like one of your fingers in it, right, it's a coin pocket. But I had no idea that that it's a cell phone pocket. I found out by mistake because I always put my cell phone in my right pocket, but I never get it in that in that little slot it was. But one time I got it in accidentally. It just slid in there, and then when I sat down, my phone didn't move. I'm like, this is great. I'm gonna use this this extra piece here in my shorts for my my phone. But I come to learn when I looked it up, I'm like, it is specifically designed for your cell phone. So your cell phone doesn't go anywhere. So it's the slot inside your pocket, at the bottom of the pocket your pants on your right side. That's for yourself. That seems like a great idea. I don't have time to put the phone and line it up and figure out where the pocket. I throw them in the cargo leg. Well, yeah, but then you could smash it if you're going something so fun. No smash. Well, now that I'm trying to consciously stick my phone in my pocket. But it looks like you're whacking yourself. It looks like your pleasure. Interns are looking at me. Yeah, because you're your hand jam and your penis hashtag ham jam the penis? Is that what it looks like right now? So it looks like looks like you're diddling the mcaroni. Oh my god. In turn, Josh, like I was like kind of looking at the corner and might In turn, Josh, the three female interns are looking at you, like, what are you doing? Yeah, well, I found my pocket. I found the pocket inside the pocket. Let us know if you didn't know that, because it does do me a favor. Was one of those it was mind blown moment. This is a mind blowing moment. Don't walk outside and ask the interns to find the pocket in your pocket. Did you guys know this pocket in my pocket? Check it out. Don't do that. It's an old isn't it an old birthday trick? Sure? Yeah? Alright, okay, maybe we're up. So what do we have going on to I'll tell you what we have going on. I've got four three three mini rants and a rant. I have like a two thirds rant and in three mini rants. I got that going for I got unused jokes. Um, I want to complain about my grill, my barbecue grill. That's not a rant as much as it's just an observational complaint. What would happen to I'll tell you that in a second. And I want to just call out a couple of people on Twitter in a fun way. But come on now, um, unrelated to the two people I'm gonna mention. You know, I'm a big fan of the Walking Dead. Do the Walkers and Talkers podcast? Right at some point that's gonna come to an end, and I don't know how you're gonna continue that. The show is gonna be fine. But uh, you know is Hardwick who hosts Talking Dead, who I'm friendly with and have met a few times. Well, I'm not going to comment on what's going on till it all comes out in the wash, so to speak. But he's he was trending over the let's say Friday, maybe Thursday, Friday of this past weekend, doesn't really matter what day. Uh, And it was a huge story that that you know, he got me too by his ex girlfriend. So like twelve hours later, a day later, people are tweeting me saying, hey, did you see the Chris Hardwick story? I want to go out on a limb here and just say, as someone whose job it is to know all things walking dead and someone whose job it is to know pop culture, and then the fact I have seven apps that pop up with news stories as they break, Yeah, I know, I know the story. I'm good. You know. It's like the next day saying did I see the met game yesterday? Yeah? Probably did, probably at least right. So that's I wanted to say. If it's a story, just assume I saw it. If it's something like, hey, did you see there as an earthquake in Papua New Guinea, I might not have seen that exactly. But but as far as the Chris Hardwick thing, you know. And then to the two people I want to call out, I want to call out um Lisa Bates at Texas Emerald. She tweeted a long tweet to the Brooklyn Boys account and at the end she said, f you David Brodie. Oh right, not not at David Brodie. My my by the way, my Twitter is now at David Brodie, so is my Instagram. But you listen in order, you know, um, and we have we have new songs today that we didn't get to from last new songs. UM. And so she said f you, David Brodie. And I didn't see it because she did at me. But then she apologized and said, hey, by the way, uh, I may have she emailed. She emailed That's where it was. She emailed at Brooklyn Boys account. What's the email address? Uh? The at at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot right, And at the end of her rant, she said, f you David Brodie. So now she's apologizing to me. I said, wait, why why did you say a few David Brodie? Well, you said on the podcast that you reply to every tweet you get, and I tweeted you I had a problem with something and you didn't get back to me. Come on, you can't get all of them. I try and like every tweet, right, So I said, well, I do. I do right back every tweet, right unless it's like, unless you tweet twenty people and it's something I don't need to comment on, like someone today tweeted like eight of us and said I love this World Cup song. Yes I don't. I don't want gonna write back, Okay, I haven't heard I haven't heard it, letting you know. Yeah, no, I appreciate that deserves a little like that. You need a little hit the heart on that one. I hit the heart. Whatever. That's an acknowledgement. That's like that. That that's the difference between unread and red I like on Instagram. The difference is if you if you comment on Instagram and I think it's funny, I'll like it. But on on Twitter, when you like something, you're actually favoriting it, which means it goes in your list of favorites. Well, I do something, I like to go back and see my favorite. That's the case every tweet that I've ever seen, which is why I don't favorite everything. I don't like them anyway. So she says, um, So I wrote back, why did you do that? And she says, oh, I realized when I tweeted you that I had my account was on private and you wouldn't have seen it. So I want to apologize the So so I said, see, I do respond every tweet you just you just didn't. I didn't see it. Did you block your own tweets? What? What's the purpose to be on social media if you're gonna block yourself. Then your antisocial media. You know, I understand Snapchat, Instagram you want to keep it private. Instagram you want to keep it private because it's photos, Facebook, Instagram. Come on, what are you private for? I don't I never understood why Twitter even has a private funds, right, what's the point of being I understand if you apply for a job, you don't people see your Twitter, But in general, to keep your Twitter private, then you what are you only gonna tweet to your five friends? That's boring? Yeah, out of here, that's ridiculous. The whole point is trying to go viral on Twitter, right, and then so what's the other one here? Oh so? Then so then uh so she's the sound effect of Bertie scrolling. Okay, so Tricia, Tricia takes picks big fan. She says to Lisa, who's in Texas, how do you know David Brody? You're in Texas? And they got into a little conversation about how we're, you know, national meet each other. And so Lisa follows me. But then Tricia, who's defending me, doesn't follow me. So I said, Trish, don't don't worry so much about Lisa. At least she follows me. So Natricia says, get this. And by the way, Tricia, I love you. Trick says, I didn't know you had a Twitter, so so I said, so I saw her back. I said, thanks, but just to play Devil's advocate and have fun with you. So you're not you know, I'm not mad. I mentioned my Twitter all the time on the podcast and on the Big Show. How do you not know how Twitter it's And if you wanted my Twitter, it's my name, you could find his mind right, I'm on the radio. Imagine being on the radio and not have any Twitter. Imagine at But I say my Twitter, and I said, you should listen to our podcast. She does, we say on Twitter all the time. Twitter's fucking ponderous, man. So I love both of you. But you know, and I'd like to give a shout out to everybody who bought their Omaha Steaks and then screenshot at it. Oh my god, let me there's so many of you to name. Well, I don't think we can. That would be like doing a birthday list. No, I'm not doing No, I'm not doing a birthday list. But I do have some email for you. Well, I think we should read this one Omaha, I want to read because it was very funny. Okay, go forward on, Hold on, was that Lindsay Seller. Lindsay Seller twelve bought a package Omaha, Brooklyn Boys special for her dad and her husband who they both loved it. If you know we're talking about then you're not listening in order. Yeah, Brooklyn Boys. Put in Brooklyn Boy got all my steaks? Dot com put in Brooklyn Boys in the little search window, and don't hit that microphone, the little magnafund glass. It'll just drop down to the Brooklyn Boys anyway. People send pictures of them with all their boxes as they arrived. We got our boxes on Friday. Finally, Oh I grilled up the steak the tenderloin that we got, growed up the burgers so good, saving the pork loin for the next weekend. This is not commercial, not excited. This isn't even part of the deal right now, move on? What do you got here? We go? That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail all right? This comes from Hayden Mainders to the Brooklyn bar Maiden Handers. Hey, I'm from Montana and I've been catching up on your podcast I'm on episode twenty one right now. I really have liked your podcast so far, and I think I'll continue to listen and like it as it goes on. This one, by far as my favorite episode one is is And the reason why I bring this up this email is because episode one of our Brooklyn Boys is going to be featured on the Elvis Durant on demand channel. They're gonna take one of our episodes. They already did twenty one, number one, and number twenty. Fun I call it. Episode twenty one has almost twice as many listens as all of our other podcast, so let's give it quadruple. It's the It's the It's the big box on my porch. Rent. Yeah. Also, Mark Jarro episode forty one, Cell service says to the subject, I'm very surprised for Brody, the guy that knows everything not telling scary this. Every cell company on your iPhone has a Wi Fi calling feature where you can use WiFi to route the call through your internet provider service at your house. The other option is to call your cell phone carrier and tell them you have horrible service, and they will send you free micro antenna repeaters that will allow your phone in your apartment to connect and that repeater plugs into your internet router. You remember this? Yeah, yeah, because I because you ribbed me for using a Bluetooth piece. That's right, I ribb you every time I call your house, you go call it gonna landline. All the technology and all the smart people in the room with this podcast couldn't put Humpty dumpty back together. Exactly. No one suggested this anyway. Keep up, uh, keep us posted on this podcast. Once you order this blah blah blah blah blah, so then there's no more calling the landline. All the best, Mark from Boca Rock holn Flow. Okay, now, Mark, here's the thing you need to know. Just it's a great idea, and we appreciate the email, but sometimes the purpose of the conversation is to me to rail on Scary for yelling at me about his landline, not to solve his landline problem. Right, I mean, so that's a good idea, but you were saying, like, how come nobody said it? Well, because I don't care to help him. What are you doing? I'm sorry that something is is popping up? Get continue? Yeah, because your hand still on your face off on pocket? Uh No, there's somebody together. So this to somebody who has a catchup, who wants to catch up dispenser. Uh. We got an email to our Facebook page from Rebecca Lindsay saying show this to Brody. So I clicked on a link and there was that video. That's why it made that noise. It's a video of of a ketchup dispenser on a wall where you can have like ketchup for hour, for days and days and days, like unlimited catching. I would do that if I had my own house. I thank you for that. On the Facebook. Wow, people are sending message on the Facebook page that's Southern Sugar dot com. Stephanie cot says, hey guys, it's your favorite Canadian truck driver. I finally made it two episode thirty five, which is the one where you read my first email. This is great. Hold on, you're sitting in a truck all day. You should be caught on thirty five. We read the email. Now we're reading this one here in episode like a month and a half from now. He guess what I made it before September. You guys said it was gonna beat in September. Anyway. Comment about the episode while driving while watching TV while driving because Brodie getting his ticket. I have a story about that. I was on the four nine by Washington d C. I passed another truck driver who's texting on his phone. Looking down, he had a TV screen in his dash playing a Oh they need to get that guy a ticket. How's he watching TV while he's driving a truck? Anyway, Brodie, bill your pain. My name is Steven Stephanie Coto and once my brother gets married in August, his wife's name will also be Stephanie m coo to yikes, and our dress is similar. You think she'll get my bills? So yeah, So that's it's people with the same names. Anyway, I saw a guy in a car with a poodle on his lap. The poodle was looking out the driver's window and he was driving with a dog on his lap. You're both gonna die if you get into an accident. The airbag is gonna crush the dog, or the dogs are gonna flying out the window. If you love your dog so much that you want to hold the dog while you're driving, put the dog in the back seat. Ridiculous. Get off the road, and then I get pulled over turning my vibrating phone off when you texted me. But that guy's got a dog on his lap. Where's where the signs that say don't dog and drive exactly? Also, she says that she thinks that the song numb Encore by Lincoln Park and Gas he would fit our show perfectly. It would make it. It It would work okay, especially when you're gone for a long period. H Do you hear something in there, Brodie? I don't know, all right? And then uh a yo, Brooklyn Boys, because it's about being back yet encore. Do you want more? Yeah? Oh, he says, Brooklyn Boys right there in the jay Z says the word Brooklyn Boys. Right there with the Brooklyn Boys, he says, with the Brooklyn raw something he doesn't say, Brooklyn Io. Brooklyn Boys, says Ernie USF I love. By the way, by the time you hear this, we already looked it up. I love you both equally started listening actually binging your podcast, Although on a long time big show, in fifteen minute morning show guy or person, Brooken Boys podcast gives me life. Brodie's rants and make me look like a basket case on the subway, giggling and snorting to myself now Brodie's ranting his commonplace, but skearies chop salad rant convinced me to write an email. The passion that came with the profanity made my day. People curse are proven smarter than those who don't. It's fucking intelligence. Speaking of intelligence, refreshing to hear that isn't a lost art. I agree with Brody that the birthday messages are not necessarily, are not necessary, although it is my thirtieth birthday today. Well, so a message back would be great. There you go, Erne, there you go. Okay. By the way, the line is cooking raw with the Brooklyn boy, with the Brooklyn boy. That's but no, how be Brody, come on, let's get what I'll call jay Z see if you can. Do you know a new version would come on the phone. That would be great. So which one of us is cooking raw? Cooking raw? Don't he likes? I like rare? You like sushi? I don't. Yeah, Okay, so I'm cooking raw, Thomas fly High, by the way, not cooking raw? Not cooking raw right because it be uncooked. Thomas flay Hive says, great cast. Been listening to since episode zero, Avid listener of your previous podcast Lee Hive Flay hive fl a h I V e um oh. Originally from Chicago, now living in Fort Myers. We disagree about a few things here, including uh, including which is the better pizza, and he says Chicago style deep dish has got it. Okay, here's how you note that pizza New York is better. This is easy In New York, it's called pizza. In Chicago, it's called Chicago. Right. That means it it's a modifier, right, just like milk, milk, chocolate milk, no such thing as white milk. It's just milk. Therefore it's the original. Well, you know. He goes on to say that he's he will buy your book when it comes out. I appreciate the fun the Royals seventy seven, Fuck you Ainsley, fuck you Agnes, fuck you Uber, and fuck you Pelican Pools every episode. Every time you use my tweets on your podcast, I go crazy with joy. Uh again, let me update Pelican Pools. You guys know I ranted I don't know episode ten fifteen somewhere around there about the awful customer service at the Pelican Pools in my general area. Well, there's another one south of where I live that has different ownership. I've been there three times now, night and day there over the weekend. They fixed my pool vacuum same day, same days, with labor parts everything. Everybody else wanted to fix my my Because it's a specific brand, you have to go to authorized dealer. Everyone else wanted to even look at it. So on, fuck you. The Pelican pools in um East Brunswick or New Brunswick, one of the Brunswick's. They are a class act. Shout out to Vincent. Now. Shelly Lynn wrote to us and she told us to remind our listeners to go to Apple iTunes and rate us five stars. Yeah, we we have. Shelly did that, she goes. I wanted to let you know. I went on iTunes and I gave you a rating. Leave an A seventy seven gave us five stars. He did. He we got the five stars from A. So I mean, don't you think it's time? Okay? Now one of the emails and then someone with wants to know, uh wants our advice on something that they saw that driving them up a wall. So first, Lisa Bates from Love from Texas. I'm started listening to your podcast, in April, I'm already up to number forty. I even got my twenty one year old daughter onto straight on to you. Lisa Bates is the girl I was talking about on I said she's at Texas Emerald. Oh well, not only she tweeting us, she's bombarding our inbox on her eyes. She's she's a big fan. I was saying, Lisa Bates thinks we're great. Yeah, but now she turned her twenty one year old daughter onto us. Nice, So thank you? All right now, Kristen looks l o U c k S wrote to us, all right, guys, I want your input on something that drives me absolutely bonkers, because I feel like I'm the only one who feels this way. I hate when people put healthy toppings on an unhealthy dessert, and every time I tell people that, they look at me like I'm fucking crazy. I believe that whipped cream and hot fudge are proper ice cream toppings, and I think it's weird when people want to use fruit as a topping instead. I also hate when people try to cover a slice of cheesecake and strawberries. Some people even want to serve only fruit as a dessert. I believe that junk food should be junk food and health food should be healthy food. There's a time and a place to have fruit, but when it's time for your dessert, you don't need to cover your ice cream with vitamins and nutrients. Maybe it's kind of silly, but I have never found someone else who hates fruit. I'm dessert in the way that I do. What the fund do you guys? Okay, now, now this is this is Lisa. No, this is Kristen Luck. Nobody go back to the Lisa email because that's the one we said, fuck you, David Brodie, Yeah there is boom. Yeah. Okay, So let me address the ice cream thing. First of all, here's one for you. You don't want fruit on your ice cream, but how about ice cream on your fruit? Can I not put a scoop ice cream on my apple pie? You're damn right, I can? Can I put ice cream on my blueberry pie? No? No, no, she says, don't put fruit on your ice because she's saying eat it alone or leave it. Now. If I'm not an apple pie, I want alamode. They even have a term for it. Now. What they don't have is all the fruit. You don't know the ice cream, all the fruit. You don't put a piece of pie on top of a scoop of ice cream. No, my I. But what she's saying is, if you would like, like two scoops of ice cream, you shouldn't be putting blueberries on top. Now I have to disagree with that, and it's not about health. There are times I like, I'll put a strawber on top of some vanilla ice cream. I'm okay with that, yeah, because sometimes they just taste right together, because if they're blended together. What I don't like is that when you go to those places, we can put your own toppings on. What I don't like is that pineapple oozy ship. Say no to pineapple louzy ship. No, that's pure, pure sugar. Right there, speaking of pure sugar, said, help us settle. We're gonna talk to you a minute about something. But we're having a debate here. It's not really debate because I disagree with the woman who wrote the email. But she's saying, you have ice cream, right, big thick bowl ice cream, you shouldn't put fruit on it. Don't try to make it healthy. You put whip cream and chocolate syrup on it, and I said, wait a minute. If you can put ice cream on your pie, your apple pie, that's fruit and ice cream. And I can put strawberries on my cheese cake, I'm okay with that. You can put both This fruit make it healthier. No, it just gives it a little more of something. You see. Well, the thing is that she's trying to say that people are trying to disguise it and said, oh, I'm eating healthy because but because people have the wrong they're trying to have the wrong. Takeaway to my takeaway is if the tastes compliment each other, then who cares what you put on it? Right? Like? If I put ketchup on my steak? Who cares? That's bad? Oh? Say say you're you're a you're a combo snob too. My dad puts a ketchup on chicken cutlets. My mom like breads up delicious chicken cutlets, and my dad like drowns it in ketchup. And I always where are you from that? You say? Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? What a catch up from Brooklyn? Yeah? Boys podcast, you are by the way longer. I hope, I hope you all know. I'm assuming you all know Ronnie Baldfried Ronnie from all the podcasts he's been on and the show. But what you may or may not know is that Ronnie grew up with Scary and he's from the same neighborhood that Scary. We never talked about it in this are we're still introducing me to the No No all your way out. It's just that you're like, we are that. Ronnie and I have known each other thirty years and Ronnie has been part of the show catch Up before until now. That's like when someone's running slower than you, You're like, hey, catch up, right. We went to the same middle school, high school, and together, we went to everything together. I'm always catching Now we have the job together. So but now you're leaving. This is gonna be the first time in how many years that we are not working in the same or not going to see each other every day pretty much since were twelve, since since seventh grade, since September of eighties six. This will be the first day. Tomorrow is your last day. Technically tomorrow is my last stay, so I'm not gonna see you. It's gonna be so bizarre not having you around. How we went to the same middle school, high school, college, and the same. Yeah, I've heard that on the Boys podcast like thirty seconds. Okay, yeah, I rewind if you missed it the first time. No, but I'm really this is really sad. I'm up. Is this you? Is this sad scary? I'm looking at right now because I don't see any difference between sad scary and heartbroke in. But when you walk out of the room, he'll forget you were in here. You know, Yes, I do. I do feel that. You know, you know, Scary, you went to public school, we went to high school, college, all of that. On the podcast, I will say that you I've known you for so many years and that I will get for clemped if I think about it. Where's the sad music? Steam roll? I'm gonna give way said music, but wacky sad music that the country speaking a wacky Scary was playing with the pocket in his pants before. Yeah, and it looked very inappropriate. Yeah, I was trying to find glad. I wasn't here for that to find slit. Trying to find the slit. You see what I'm saying. You're making it worse. So here's what Scary has done. Scary place pocket pool. But now he says, there's a pocket in your right pants, your right pants pocket. Hold on, there might be a pocket in there that isn't a coin pocket because it's big than coin pocket, and that's where you put your cell phone. So now when he gets stopped by the cops on the street for diddling himself, he's gonna I'm just looking for my pocket from pocket in a pocket. A lot of jeans have pockets in the pocket. A coin pocket, is it for? It's the bottom of the pocket. Yeah, your button pops off your pants because too much you want do you want to feel it? I don't want to feel your What did you think that pocket was? Four? I know I'm leaving soon, but that's not a good way to go out. What did you think the pocket? When the pocket was for the little one? I don't know. Maybe it was a design thing. I don't know if it's actually had a practical use or as some old people say, knock you might giving me back that Karen turl it so because my grandmother used to talk like that. But I just want to say that I'm not as sad because I know that we are going to be friends. There's no guarantees we are going to see we're gonna see each other. Let me say he's moving to Washington, DC. I don't care how long people have known each other. And from what I understand, you guys went to public school, middle school, high school, and college school. You might have heard that. So now we worked together. Now you work together no longer. Tomorrow's that last day. But people work together. He broke the chain, and then you don't work together, and then you don't have that same relationship, don't do We know each other back and forth. I don't public school, middle school. We know each other's pockets, and I understand that. But when it but when you have to drive five and a half hours to hang out with your boy, you're not gonna hang out with your boy. Well, we don't hang out now, and we live that's a mile away from each other, So there's really no difference, That's what I'm saying. Right. But we are going on a little Brooklyn boys baseball trip this weekend. I'm kind of again when we call it something else, well that was really before the podcast. We've been going on Brooklyn boys baseball trips. We called it man cation. Yes, it was never the Brooklyn man cation. You can't do that now because you called the Brooklyn boy. You didn't invite me. Is that a copyright infringement? Would you like to colle like baseball? We didn't go to junior high school, high school in middle college and work with You want a confirmation work you want to come with us? It's too late, scary, I already made vacation plans. Were only let one Mets fan on the have tickets? Do have tickets in a hotel book that I can't just get a ticket next to you guys in the stadium. Sure, we're gonna see the Pirates Diamondbacks. I'm sure there's so for the right price, you can play second based Pirates. We're going to Pittsburgh and then we're gonna go to Philly, Yes, and then the Yankee. We're gonna see the Yankees play in Philly on the road. Doesn't care, Move on, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna miss you in Philly. I'm leaving when you're showing up. And that's not a coincidence. This is a really disjointed man cation. But uh so, well, you know what, you have to catch a Nationals game in DC and go to a game of Ronnie. That's right, Nats Mets, big rivelry. You know what you're on for that? Are you gonna become a Nats fan? You're Yankees fan, but you're gonna really gets the Mets with But if you play the Gnats, Yeah, I root from my hometown Nats, then root for the Mets. What would you root for the Nats over the Yanks? God? No, all right, come on, my god, I mean that's it's a no brainer. Why ghost socks? So it's you, it's I. There's what I came in here for. He came in here because I wanted to have to see that. I wanted to make an apology to you, a long standing apology. I just want a violin. Now it's time for the man. I didn't know anything about an apology anything. When he told me he wanted to bring you in, I'm like, all right, but why, what's what's the angle? I want to be in on it? And he told me what the apology was, and I said, long overdo alright, long. This is even more intrigued. By the way, when you hear this apology, you might not want to leave and stay here and keep working. I doubt that, but let's hear it anyway. Well, it's not really for you, balig Ranny. This apology is to your dog, Buttons. For several years now, I've been saying that your dog is an asshole. Your dog is is moody when I first met your dog. From the moment I met your dog, he would run out of the door. He would try and bite me, he would physically attack. In fact, you specifically said to me when I before he used to come over your house, Hey, call me first so I can bring the dog in the other room so he doesn't come out and lunge. A you have to strategize and bite my fucking calf off. So so right, so I right, we we can got off on the wrong foot, the one he wanted to right. By the way, Buttons loves me well. In fact, Ronnie on Instagram put up a videos and on Instagram instant story or is it hosted Instagram? I did a cool instant story with everybody with Buttons, including Buttons, cuddles up with us. He rubbed my bill. That's specialist. That's the reason for the apology. Okay, you realize you've you've made an error in judgment no, I realized, But you still think he's an asshole. I used to apologize thinking I think that Buttons just come around in his old age. I think he's he's got Yeah, I just do you think that my warmth and my outward feeling of the positivity of but Buttons is rubbing off on Buttons, And now Buttons it feels happy towards me because I'm not afraid of him anymore like I was in the beginning. Well, they do around the dogs fed feed. They do say that dogs feed off people's energy. Yes, and maybe your energy was not great early on, but I mean, could you blame me though that? I mean, but I never did physically attack you, even back then. You're not good with anybody's dog just to gral at me because sense fear no very temperamental and I was, and and I've been your friend for long. But he doesn't know that. Go down the list of yeah, he doesn't listen to this. Hey, Buttons, just want to let you know. Ronny and I went to middle school with high school. He tried to playing at the Buttons almost it was almost like this is my territory, it is. That's how you go down the list of all the dogs in your life that you have a good relationship with, you never even had a dog. Growing comes in with his dog Max, and you're like, hey, Max, friendly towards them. Friendly, You're up with the dog. When they want to leave, you go, hey, you want to leave? Okay, My dog has had a long history of anxiety. He's medicated. Now, that's exactly. He's the great Tea of dogs. He's been reformed. I bring him here often, and I'm grateful for the opportunity to do that. And it's been an opportunity to socialize him around people like you and people like Brodie who like get get along better with dogs. And yeah, he is kind of mellowed out in his old age. Is gonna be ten believe, Oh my god. And I knew him when he was too and he's well even before that, you know, when he was born each other? Did you go to middle school with buttons? Now, here's the thing. When Scary Scary doesn't know anything about babies or pets. Nothing he doesn't have, never happened, never wants the other one right, never wants either wants what he knows. And so if anyone has we've talked about on all the podcasts. Whenever Scary talk to someone with a baby, with a newborn baby up till like a year and a half, I hang on one or two facts, and here's what he does. He'll go out, so, well, was the baby colocky? And then basically my friend had a colloquy kid, and the kid used to cry and scream in the middle of the night and all day long. And I'm like, what's wrong with your kid? Why does he stop crying? That's the one thing he's got. So regardless of what your answer is, yes or no, it doesn't matter, he'll go huh, like he got he had this question. He does. So my question is, has has Scary ever asked you if Buttons was collocky? Not until I mean, if you want to ask now, now is your opportunity maybe maybe your last one. Well, I also want to point out maybe you you shouldn't forget this. There was a time in my life where I was in a situation where I had to leave the apartment that I was living in a few blocks away from you, And because I was in this temporary living situation, you took Buttons and I in for a few days before I got my own shoes. Buttons at the time, it was for you. Buttons was just at the time, was an asshole. But at the time, but if you recall, I don't like Buttons stayed in your apartment and he was fine. He was he was quite the gentleman. From what I remember, that was the first time I bonded with Buttons, and and then from then on, I think that's when we turned a corner. And that was about five years ago, right, but we haven't really had much of you know, FaceTime lately, so so I can FaceTime with him right now. I want a few times the last few times that he's been here and we I'm like, man, I'm so sorry for for saying that this dog had an attitude, because let's face it, people that have pets, some of them do some of them are assholes. You could you could love your pet as the day is long, Yes, but like you can actually say, yeah, my cat, my cat's a bit you know, my parent keat real prey. Well, just like your friend's kids. So you don't you see them in in little small dribs and drabs. You don't see the full Buttons like it tried to Bettons tried to bite ja our friend Jameson, he tried and succeeded. Yeah, my friend a couple of times, A long list of victims. But what if how many people have you? Have you been second? Probably it doesn't you went down the list, you hit parakeet. If you've got a snake, can you sneak be an assholes? Not a sneak in the grass? Like, right, do you have a snake? Right? It's you keep putting hand you pants. But if you have a snake, right, can you say you like mistakes? A bitch? Well? Snakes bitchy today? I've never met a snake. I don't know how would you want a snake as a pet. My buddy Jamieson has a rabbit and I'll never forget a hat. No, me and my buddy, we were actually at Jamieson. My buddy and my buddy and I were at Jamieson's office and we were hanging out and the rabbit was hopping all over the freaking place. My friend put his cell phone downed it up, and all of a sudden, the rabbit took a bite out of the freaking cell phone case. Know what the funk out of it? So what a rabbits are they even snickers? Maybe it was just this particular rabbit. You shouldn't judge of rabbits in general by one asshole rabbits behavior. Right, I don't know if when are you going to get a dog? Not getting a pet until then, I don't think you'll truly understand the good and the bad of being a pet owner. So well. The reason why I accept your apology on buttons behalf. I apologize here. I hereby on June eighteen, and I'm not leaving tomorrow. You can still have if you want to hug it out with Buttons before I head down to d C. I mean, he's gonna be down there too when you come watch the Nationals beat the map. A little belly rub action, just like to shake, maybe get little tone. Cat's kind of scary Jones style. Right, there's not gonna be like a little nose. Little nose. That's a mistake. You don't. Don't get it. Buttons face, that's another thing. We have certain rules around but their boundaries with their buttons. Buttons has boundaries. You cannot wave in front of him, you can't. You can't. You have to move no sudden movements. Sudden movements are bad, don't like hug me, don't slap me five, don't like slap me on the back. I have to say, I'm starting to see the light here. I think that's all right, So much for the apology. If there's a list of ten things I can't do, I gotta change the way I lived because of the dog. But you remember when I took that Instagram story referring to he was laying down and you were rubbing his belly and you were kind of like hovering over him, and I told you, like, be careful. It was like careful, and when you got up, he kind of he didn't react in a poor way, but he definitely reacted. And I think that's yeah, that's part of his anxiety. He does not like those sudden movement. He's not familiar with you. They're in lies. My the reason why I feel like I don't want to get married have kids, That's why I'm justified in my feeling in the past. So now you're back to things walking it back for the apology? All right? The game? Well anyway, that's all I really had to say. I mean, I want to let me summarize what happened you. I want you I want you to come in here so I can apologize to your dog. But I'm gonna tell you not your dog. I don't want to get near the dog. I'm gonna tell horror stories about your dog. I'm gonna rethink my apology. Take it back your dogs and asshole. Not sure while you're here, have a nice apologizes ladies and gentlemen. What can I tell you? Yeah, this is why I'm leaving the show. He's like, you don't know, You've always gotten better bread. You see what I'm saying though, prodi right? And you're like Larry David and what Allen? What are you allening him? You're like, you know what, I think we've gotten more of a relationship. But I think about it. Don't shake Ronnie's hand and buttons whatever you do. Also, don't speak a foreign language in front of Buttons and like that. There's a lot of rules. There's a lot of rules. But you know what I you know, I keep him in check. He's been really great when I bring him up here around people like Scary who don't really get on with with animals and with There's a lot of people here who love buttons. I love. But I could bring a ton of character witnesses in here who would tell me that Buttons is the man Buttons all the bandaged up people because he's been my dad. He's you know, he's been friends and foes. He's an equal opportunity. But exactly he is, you know, he's not an asshole. He's just hungry. So he's okay, alright, alright, that's all I got you. Anything else for me? Yeah? Did you know that there's no Iron Team? But there isn't me? Yes? Did you you can use that your new job? Do you think? Yeah? So bald freak Ronnie Scalzo is going to NPR radio is the big nipper in DC. Anything for us, but on your on your way out the door? Pardon and you think for us, I'm good. Would you like to apologize and then take it back? No, no, I don't. I don't have anything to apologize. If we were doing our old podcast, this would have been the end of that too, right here, old podcast exactly the one that anymore. If you go back before episodes zero, you can hear them all. But that's right, that's right. I will say that you're in a good sport all this time, and you've put up with a lot of crap, So thank you as well as of you, probably more than me. And I will miss this place and it's been awesome and um, I've heard so many cool things from from listeners and friends. And if this is a platform for me to say thank you to those people who are listening, then hey, thank you, thank you. We're going to edit out so I would a lot of same listeners from the old podcast. Yeah, right on, what's up? Yeah, I'm out? Goodbye. Well, don't you know I'm not. I'm not dying, not yet. No, He'll still be on Twitter as bald freak ron. Yeah freak music. You want to stick around for a brody rant? No, No, I'm good. I hear I hear those off the air old Now you're bald freak music. But when you got NPR, we'll be like bald freak talk. People are gonna want to know what are you gonna be? I created ball Freak Music because that was the name of my record label before I even started working here on elvist Rand in the morning show. And I don't even keep things uniform. I think I'm keeping things things to speaking of, WHI Jeff to wear like a suit and tie to this. I know, I found out I can wear jeans the NPR. I was kind of surprised by that black jeans, any color jeans. You'd wear white jeans to orange jeans, white wall nice. It makes my ass look could I don't haven't you know, I haven't dug that deep yet. I'll call in. I'll let you know what the you're gonna push the fashion rules. I gotta say, I'm gonna miss wearing shorts to work, like especially you know we've had a couple of really hot days here in New York. They have no shorts rule in empact. I'm not sure, but I don't think that's something that I want to that. I want to kind of just test the water and you need to find you are normal pants rule? Normal tanswer. That's actually what it stands for. People don't know that. But it's been a privilege heat working here at the Circus for the last one years and ten ten ten, right right in the middle of the ring here, are you gonna come into the big show tomorrow and say something fun? Yeah, I'm hoping to do something musical and just uh an opportunity to say goodbye and thank you, And I don't know, you know, I don't schedule that with the people. I'll talk to the big man. But he said, yeah, we need the content, so okay, great. Most importantly, Elvis is in Santa Fe. No he can stop him. Yeah exactly. So you can just take scarious at the control. You would scared away back if I remember, I think. So, you know, it's a long school high school together every um. All right, now this is the time Brody put his glasses on. This is when he gets serious. I first of all, I wanted to mention my grill broke. So Father's Day weekend. Oh, that must have been awful. Yeh. Well, so we're grilling up the Omaha steaks, not just not mentioning it for sponsorship reasons, and uh my wife is grilling. She's like, oh no, it's Father's Day. But I want to grow. She wants to grow. Fine, okay, so she's growing. And as she says, are you need to look at this what the bottom of the grill pieces of flaking and falling down onto the propane gas tank better than falling into your steak, because that would have been it would be hard. It would be hard for the bottom of the state, the bottom of the grill to fall. Well, the roof of the grill could have like fell the roof was on the fire, it could have fell into onto your stage. The roofs are usually cast iron. So you're fine, So yes, and now what So Now I've decided that after twenty years of ring the relatively inexpensive maybe like a little more so like the moderate grill every three years, I think I want to get a better grill that has a tenure. Warn't he like a better grill? So I'm just saying I think I've learned my lesson with buying the because for years I'm like, well, I don't want to spend a lot of money. I want to buy the grill. It's you know, such and such uh and and by the way, when you buy a grill, like oh, it also has the additional heating thing like we'll stove on the side. You can make beans and whatever. Nobody used that. Nobody used it, never used it. Okay, my father did on Father's Day. What are you trying to do? Man? Off? No? Keep what's the inserts that go on top of the grill, like like like the fish. Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm putting a shrimp on that your dad's pro Meanwhile, I heard you bitching about your father and the grill picture because I saw the picture of you and your father with the grill on your back porch in Brooklyn, and I thought I thought the same thing people were thinking. They're all asking about what kind of grillly has? They weren't like saying, nice picture. I'm putting up a nice picture. Hey, I respected my dad's witches the same way I did on my from my mom my Mother's Day. We're not going to a restaurant. They wanted to sit in here and grail. That is what my dad loves best father and son. Oh oh, what was that a clothes line from Brooklyn? I haven't seen a clothes line in years. Oh one of those those three houses in the background. Hey, so and so and they copy their friends and I think we were there. We were sitting and we were at that house down the block over there. They were looking at the distance the wow, what kind of what kind of hot dogs are those? Are those? Koshure? You know? I mean just and I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to take my picture with my dad. But if you go to my Instagram, it's all over. I got I wanted. I guess something I gotta complain about. And then I want you to talk about your Instagram problem that you have with the photo ship that you mentioned photo credit. Didn't we talk about it on there? I don't know what we talked about it. It was all fair. We had a big fight in the studio, all fair fight. We could say it for tomorrow. Well if I we'll see if we do a bonus episode, I don't know. I have time. I'm trying to do another one, so I would in about ten minutes, I gotta do an interview for Walkers and Talkers. Uh, my friend Sebastian was on walk of Fear the Walking Dead this season, and uh, he's no longer on the show. Those spoilers as to why. Uh, but he will be on the next episode of Walkers and Talkers and I gotta go interview him. So my friend is now a celebrity, and we're gonna interview with my friend the celebrity. All right, So a couple of weeks ago. And by the way, I have not forgotten about my direct TV rant. I'm getting to that, but this one, this one's like a couple of months old. But I'm still pissed about it. I have files. Fiber optics is what it stands for, right, fiber optics system whatever. Don't don't tweet me anyway. Um so the router goes. It's my WiFi in my house. The router goes. So I have no WiFi in the house, right, So I have to run a hotspot off my phone for everybody. So I call I call up the company. Now I've had a WiFi router in my house for enough years to know everybody knows what to do. You reset it, You're unplug it. You're unplug it and reset it. Right, you do? You do? You log out of the router, you log into the router, You take a part of a paper clipping, you pushed the pin in the hole. I know, Oh, okay, they won't. I have to lie unplugged for thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, right, and they said, they all wait, they wait for you. You know the routine. I've all done it. Yeah, we've all done it. But they talk to you like you haven't because they're still thirty of the population that doesn't know what they're doing. That's fine, I'm not judging you. But if I call you and I say, listen, I've just spent an hour with this thing. I'm telling you it's dead. It has all the signs of the last one that died two years ago. It's dead. Okay. Did jumplug it? Yes? I unplugged it. Okay. Uh. And by the way, you know, you know the accent you're getting, you know who you were, part of the world. You're not getting the guy who's gonna no, I'm gonna do the accent. I don't care. There's the guy sounds like he's on the phone like this okay, And I'm already saying because he's reading his chart. He's reading the flow chart, and the chart says, ask him if you unplugged it. He doesn't know how to jump to step seven. He isn't a howl. He has to go to two, three, five, and six. Dude, I am already on nine. I'll want step nine like I'm on the step eleven. Will you send me my new router. I don't need you to tell me to push the button with the paper clip. Already pushed the button with the paper clip, already cut my finger on the paper clip. I'm bleeding, bro, I don't need to do that. I don't need to unplug the cable. Plugged the cable directly into your computer, plug the computer the ether a cable directly into the port, take out the cable from your computer your desktop. I did all that, okay. Did you reset it? And did you go to the website, the Gateway website. Yeah, I did that already. We'll do it again. I did it. Well, I can't send you a new okay. So I go through all this bullshit with the guy and he says, all right, He says, uh, how long has this problem been going on? I said, already told you I had intermittent usage for the past six days, and now on the seventh day, it's dead, dead dead. I've been rebooting it, relogging it. Okay. Every time you reboot the freaking route of what happens. It resets your password. Then you gotta go and reset the password. Then the repeater you have in the house, because you're fucking route is not good enough. You buy a repeater. You gotta change the password the repeater, so the repeater reads the password on the old unit. Repeater. Piper picked a paper, a pack of the whole thing's a mess, But I know what I'm doing so, the guy says to me, we'll get your new router. You'll have in three business days. No, I won't. You'll get me a router tomorrow. So he says, uh, you'll have it guaranteed less than a week. I said, Look, I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, I can't live without internet in my house for a week. And I haven't had it in my house consistently at full price for six days, today being the seventh. And now you're telling me I'm not gonna have it for another four or five days whatever. That's almost a week and a half, roughly almost two weeks. I haven't had service. But there's nothing I can do. Oh, there's something you can do. You can put me on the phone with a supervisor. Let me tell you how it works. When you call files, the supervisor is at the next desk. He's down in the hall, same accent, same float chart. Did you try? And re say, yes, I did. Did you push the button? All right? Pushed the button? I had told you, buddy, I pushed the button. I plugged it in directly. I reside count at the thirty I counted the fun him. I didn't count the thirty fuck him on those two seconds. I said, I need my router. He says, I can get it to you in three to five business days. No charge. Oh, no charge. Oh no, you're gonna ship it to me. And I said, you're gonna overnight it. So I have entered that service tomorrow. And he says, well, I can overnight it, but it's gonna cost you fifteen dollars. Fifteen dollars. Oh hell no. Maybe you don't know about the book I'm writing. Even is not even free desert. So I say to him, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna transfer me to your supervisor, and hopefully I'm thinking I'll get somebody in America like in rationalize. When is this guy? Yeah, I didn't say it like that. He says, I'm the supervisor, not transferring me, because naturally you're round, you're outter doesn't break it one in the afternoon, you're a out of breaks at eleven o'clock at night when you're trying to prep for the show next day. So I say to him, by the way, he claims his name was Stephen his name, there's no way, okay. So, first of all, if you fake Stephen. Second of all, I say to him, here's what you're gonna do. I pay a lot of money for your internet service. I pay for service. I'm not getting that. Sounds like you get a month three automatically. Hold on now, So I said, I bet on the phone with you guys for like forty eight minutes now according to my phone, roughly with the first guy and the buttons in the real you're charging him now for the time you look routers break. I get it, but you took minutes get me to jump through hoops already jumped through. So I said, here's what you're gonna do, Stephen. Sounds like a big bill is coming. Here's what you're gonna do, Stephen. You're gonna put a router with your own little hands into a box. You're gonna put a bubble wrap around it. You're gonna put up a wrapping tape, a packing taper on that box. Make sure it's nice and secure. You put my address on there, and you're gonna overnight it to me, and you're gonna wave the fifteen dollar fee. He goes, I'm going to do that. Oh yeah, you're gonna do that because I'm a customer. And your product broke that I'm paying for. I can't use your service, so you can either credit me five more days or suck up the fifteen dollars. So overnight me the thing. Well, it's already eleven o'clock at night. If I overnight, I go great, overnight it to me. If I get it tomorrow the next day, whatever is the fastest get it to me. He says, all right, well overnight you and you'll waive the fee. Yes, well, yes, well yes, we'll wave the fee. Great, and now you're gonna credit me forty five dollars for the time I didn't have your service because I've been paying for it, I didn't get it, and he goes, okay, nice, So I got my route the next day. He dictated what you were going to receive and he just went along with it. Oh, because I was not taking it. I couldn't take it, it it says. At some point, I'm like, oh no, oh no, let me tell you what. Here's my float chart. Number one, shut up and listen. Number two on the float chot grab a pen, three, four and five grab a box packing tape and bubble rap, and then number six grabbed that overnight label. And seven authorized that ship. You're gonna pay fifteen dollars. Don't bullshoot me a fifteen dollars. Speaking of which, my advice to people not to be taken advantage of. I bought a four it from Cohla. Right. Color is a good name in faucets. Amazing, that's a ko h l r k o l r color. Even know her put it in myself. By the way, I didn't put the forcet in me. I put the forcet in by myself into my sink. I think I followed on that one. And it's the kind of faucet you know what a little a couple of the three hole forcet is coming off the three holes. And by the way, herd and love a good three holler right. Uh So I installed it myself and it's um the kind of if you wave your hand under the faucet goes on a little sensor. I have a sap dispenser that does the same things. Great is this your story of mine? Alright? Anyway you're I'm just joking. I know your tong of it. Subspend you have in your house? You have an automatic up in Brooklyn. I have one. Not your parents house. Oh, by the way, that's a nice girl your father has. Thank you. All right. So I put the thing and it worked great for a month. All of a sudden, the sensor is not working. I had to do manual override turn the screw and I just turned for us on and off. Defeats the purpose. So not really a rant. But I called up caller and the guy says, well, did you turn off the the by pass? You turn the by pass back on? Yeah, not turn it off, turn it back on. Okay, what if your hand under it? Yeah, alright, alright, Mike does It's good. It doesn't work. I know it doesn't work. So he says to me, all right, not a problem. Now, props the color they said they don't ask me when I bought it, don't as first seat nothing, he says, it's your fragulator. I'm making up that word. He says, we're gonna replace that box underneath. I said great. He goes, we'll ship that out to your right away, no charge. So, first of all, great customer service. But here's what I want you guys to take note of. He says to me, you'll have in seven to ten business days free your charge. So I said, Mike's not gonna work for me. He said, what do you mean? I said, your part broke after a month, right, sending me a new part in your mind is even. That's not even. I'm not waiting ten days for my sink that I put in myself that I paid a hefty penny for. And you know, I mean I don't spend a lot of money, so hefty penny is not a lot, but it's still hefty. It's not a hefty nickel. Hefty penny. So the guy says, all right, uh, what do you want me to do? I said, well, what he got better than seven to ten? He goes, how about three business days? Deal? There you go. So kudos d Kohla for send me the part, catching something, doing something, doing something right. By the way, we found out that Dale Carnegie not Andrew Carnie. Yeah. Yeah, he's a philanthropist Andrew Carnegie, but Dale Carnegie catch him doing so you lose a quarter quarter of your kudos for trying to get me seven at ten business days. That's unacceptable, not acceptable. You just gotta ask. Don't take shipped from company if you fake Stephen, oh f you fake Stephen A real f you to fake Stephen and then you know what, but he caved, So, um, I know you have to roll. I have to roll. But we I think we should probably give Squeeze another episode in tomorrow at which will release the following week, so we can have at least because we're gonna be gone for two whole weeks. It's gonna be three weeks. We have to brooken Boy and the bonus episode forty two forty three. I will do my auto Zone rant and then we'll do the and my satellite radio and we have to talk about photo cred because I'm buying it. You know what. Yeah, I understand certain people having a problem with photo Cred, but totally on the same side with you. Another thing about photo cred um And if this is an episode that you're listening to for the first time, and this is the first episode that you're hearing, go back. You gotta go back to zero. Start from zero. Here's a song they're gonna sing about it for peace out, everybody. Start it. Start end up from zero. Nayaha, start end up from zero. Start end up from zero, Nyaha, start end up zero. So it makes sense what you hair people, There is so much crap. You want to head start us up from zero, it's our rule. You must it here. Start us up from zero. Let's be glad start us up from zero. Wall get the funk out of head So Boys, Rong Road Boys, Rock Glass, Rockland Boys, Rock Rock Glass,