#45: Sex Dreams, Swinging Couples and Chicken Fingers?

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You know, have a certain day like where girl Kathleen is like, you got to release the podcast on a certain the same day every week. It's Thursday most of the time, occasional Wednesday. Somebody I told him that and they're like, wait a second, but Wednesday at Thursday. And why do you do surprises on a Tuesday. Sometimes we do a surprise on the Tuesday. Yeah, we give us. Sometimes we just throw it in there Tuesday like boom, you weren't expected. Well, sometimes I'm not sick. This week I was sick. I was out Monday and Tuesday. I really wanted to get it on Tuesday. Well, that's your business. But as far as the podcast goes, I've been out. So today's my first day where I'm not weasing it. I'm calling a little I'm gonna call wheezy Baby. Are you going to the Panorama Music Festival this weekend in New York? Is going to be there? Wheezing Baby, Easy broody the car, Call for Wheezing Brody, the call for three, Yeah, call for three. Listen. Um, I gotta tell you, I'm freaking pissed. I'm not gonna use the F word right right, Okay, I'm upset. I'm upset for one reason, because because you had to reschedule your day to day. No no no, no, before we get into that, because and I gotta start with you on top of act something else that you did. You did two things that you don't realize you did but I want to call your unintentional. I'm always right, bullshit, you did him on purpose. But right now I want to say one thing. This morning on the show, we had a conversation Mr in Morning Show, The Elves Durrand Morning Show, Big Show. They're talking about sex dreams. People were calling in. They said, you know, someone called in like, oh, I had a sex dream about straight and Nate and then and said I had a sex dream. Everybody had sex dreams about it. And then they had a web girl Kathleen gave Scary Jones the pity vote. She called from a phone in the back, and she's been intended to be somebody who on a six year about me. And I'm thinking, like, yeah, I'm feeling all great, and then I find out it's web Girl Kathleen. That makes me feel like absolute ship that not one person out there has had a sex dream about me. I need for I need to know that somebody, somebody somewhere had a sex dream about me. Well, I mean, how I've been doing this for twenty three years. Not one person who's woken up like in some crazy weird treaty states because because in their defense, how many listeners over these if you actually slept with they don't need to dream about you. There, I used to sleep what everybody? Please back in the day. Come on. So incomes this text message from marya a code eight five boys. I'm listening to the morning show from today on replay right now, and Scary, don't feel bad because I've had a sex dream about you before. Oh nice, before they saw your picture before. I don't know, well, but before, I mean I called the person up. Are you on the phone? I'm here? What's your name? My name is Amber? Amber? Did you did? This is not a set? Typical Scary has sex dreams of people he doesn't know the names? Is that the same? So excited to be talking you right now because I'm a huge, huge fan. Okay, but it is true. I have had a sextreamest Scurity before. Okay, So first of all, had you seen his picture or videos or social media before this? Extreme? Yes? I follow everything. Okay, my condolences. Well, hold on, hold on, so let's let's set the scene. Let's are inadvertent. Yeah, what do you remember what months of the year it was? Because Scary is usually very thin in the first half of the year because dr steaks in the second half. Right, Well, no, that's that's not true. Come on anyway, So what part of the year was it. It was actually, um, a few weeks ago, you guys were out applications when you're right. So I listened to all the podcast of everyone on the Morning Show and stuff, So I was I was really listening to the Brooklyn Boys from episode zero all the way up, just because I were eight hour shifts where I can listen all day long, so I need something I'm me getting in my day. So all day long, for like probably four or five days straight, I was listening enough my Brooklyn Boys. One morning, Oh don't good morning. I like, wait a minute, I just had a dream about Scary And I don't remember it like a lot, but I definitely remember there was some activity going on in the bedroom, and Brodie, you were actually there too. Pictures you okay, you know how you're not like you're you're on the show, but you're like in the back of the scenes kind of. You always talk. You always talk about how you're standing in the corner of the room or whatever. You were standing in the corner of the bedroom. Was I slipping scary jokes? Was I handing in jokes during the sex. I don't. I don't think so. But I was just like, okay, So now if I had to, if I had to analyze this dream, No, I did not say that. What I'm guessing is, uh, Scary talks more on the big show. Therefore he got the sex and because I don't speak as much, I got the stand in the corner like the rearing behind the curtain. Right well, so adding on to that, Scary didn't bother calling the one person that texted in about me. One person texted in and they said I had a set. I actually had a sex stream with David Brody and they said actually, like it was hard to believe, and they said they said, I tried, but he told me he was married and he wouldn't do anything. So I was apparently I was, you were standing in the corner in my right because right right, But I don't think that was part of your thought process. And so Scary up until a minute ago, had nobody uh text in, and I had one person say they thought about it, but I was not interested because I married. Wow. So I was a gentleman even even in this but even in the sect the boys, I mean, I had to go scrounge to find that one right there. I mean, I justation. The only reason why I knew the even texting because I always listened to the on demand annel UM texting because I actually posted on Twitter. Happy one year anniversary to you guys. UM July eighteen, two thousand and seventeen. Was your first UM episode zero came out? Yes, that was a year ago, and we didn't. We just glossed past that. We're well, thank you for that anniversary, guys. I am a huge fan of you. Guys. This is this is all I know who you are? Was it any good either way? In the regime? Um, I no comment. Let me ask you a question. Okay, okay, how are we gonna go? Hold on, hold on, I gotta talk to Amber. Amber. Yeah, uh, scary, want to know how he was in bed? What you want to answer? But tell me this, how is my stalking your Okay? Please tell me my eyes never left you, I assure you. Please, please confirm my eyes left him quickly? Your eyes never lost me? Okay? Amber? And where are you from? What town? Rochester? New York? Roer? Twitter says where she's from? It? By the way, raw, Rochester? Thank you so much scary. I have to say, I'm looking at an Amber's picture on Twitter. You would be lucky to have a sex stream with Amber, and I would be. I would be. I would be lucky to lear I could understand why I was looking. I'm just excited. Thank you so much, thank you, Thank you a minute. What do you mean by him having you on? What does that mean? The podcast? Thank you for this Amber Alert schedule program. Thanks for checking in today. Thanks Amber shade it alright, Yeah, we'll give you a shirt, but we have to have them printed up. Yeah, we don't have any money from We don't have any money yet. We might get somebody anyway. But anyway, I see. So we start to show with a phone call about you. I needed I needed that, Brodie, because I was in the dumps. Don't you ever have a day where you just need some kind of a pick me up. I haven't had the best morning, i haven't had the best afternoon. I've just been sitting here and I just wanted something to brighten my own day. And it's okay to be selfish from here. Sometimes I would have thought the Omaha Steaks deal for thirty nine. We've have been enough to brighten you up at I mean, listen, I mean we need to get a girl. And it gives me a t bone any day, but for now, that may have been what you got in that dream. We don't know. Bone. So yeah, we're running a little late here and we gotta we gotta roll. Okay, we're running late, but normally you don't give me grief because normally you're late. You're down on the sales floor closing deals. Okay, I'm gonna tell me. We gotta cut this shortcause you gotta go to a doctor. No, I don't have a doctor's boy, because someone tweeted that and they said, off, Brody's got to go to a doctor, and scary's some others. One time I had to go to a doctor. But I make my doctor's appointments on Wednesdays because I work late for our comedy department on Tuesdays and Thursdays. You know that. So you're here all day and a matter of what, I'm here till late o'clock at night. Speak for yourself. I have now today, I got something I gotta do right, So I'm recording Walkers and Talkers with Jamie, my co host my Walking Dead Preacher for the Walking Dead podcast, and you're like, oh, you've done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Because I want to get the show on the road here. I want to get this podcast right now. Normally I would give you a grief because you just want to go home and sit on your ass and watch the TV or whatever. And today you tell me I gotta go because I have an appointment. I said, oh, doctor's appointment. Like no, I'm going. I have an appointment with my trainer. I'm gonna work out now. Of all the lame excuses, and I have. I am working out. I'm working out now. And I have not announced this too many people because I know it's gonna believe it exactly and or they're gonna make fun of me. I'm trying to better myself. I'm trying to be in a better spot next January when I go back from my maintenance. I like Dr Fat laws, so I'm not in the rut as much of a rut as I would be. You know, I wouldn't have as much of a gut and being in a rut as I would be. But right all of those three in January next year. So right now I'm trying to prepare and trying to trying to be a little bit better in better shape. So I have and that look, I have, yeah, anything else that the hut. There's a lot of a lot keep going. But anyway, the short of it is, I have hired a personal trainer, fantastic, and I'm and I have to keep my appointment because if I don't have my appointment, and I think you're saying you're gonna work out and end up cut right, hopefully if I push him off, then that doesn't do me any good. But part of it is you need to learn to keep him out shut not easy much and well there's that but but but you're gonna keep going at all you're done. But but the truth is, um, I am going to be working out. But I now pushed this appointment for a little later in the day because he totally understands that we have a podcast to do. So we're here on the podcast. Okay, so there you go. What what what? What are you? Okay? You cool with that? Yeah? And I was gonna actually do a live workout here on the pod. No, I'm good. I need to watch you sweat as it is. I apparently I watched you having sex in Amburg's dream. You know so fine. So you have a bone to pick with me about some things that I didn't do on purpose. And I got a bone to pickle you. So who's going first? I noticed a couple of first you come at me, because I come out, he bro come out. You screwed me? Last week? How did I screw you? We had a visit from some corporate people. It was like five or six people, and it was U last Friday, No Thursday, Thursday. Thursday was Thursday? And so I told you, no, it was it was? It was? It was Wednesday. Wasn't it was? It was Wednesday? Was important? It was Wednesday. And so I was recording with Jamie doing walkers and talkers, and I was editing some stuff and I had to get a post and you come running into my studiogo, hey, this is people from corporate. They wanted to talk to us, you and me about some Brooklyn boys stuff. And I said, oh, all right, fine, he goes just come out and say goodbye. He's gonna say goodbye. They're they're from uptown. They want to see the studios just to talk to him for a a couple of bits. It's talking a couple of minutes. So I come out, I say hello to everybody whatever. They know who I am. I know one of them, right, I had met them months before at some event, and they're like, oh, can we get a tour the the radio state. Let's see the other aio station. So I'm like, yeah, he'll probably come come walking. We show them around, We show them around, so my guy, yeah you remember this, you prick. And so, uh, we walk around, we make a left. There's some couches and everybody stops to talk at the other one of the other radio stations, and I'm talking to uh, that the the woman with the glasses, and I look around and you're gone. You left, and so you're not there. I had to give the rest of the tour around the whole building. Well, because you said you're gonna give the tour, comes to hide of these people, fairness, I did my dude deal legions, and I was talking to these corporate people, and I was while you were recording your your damn podcast. I was talking to the people and I was entertaining them already. But you offer the tour, but I already said goodbye three times, and you hadn't met them yet so you said come out. You said come out. I said you, let's say about these people off state. You're in good hands with David Brody here take Brodie. And then b oh, you didn't say that, you screw you. You screwed me because I had to then do the tour answer all the questions they were going on on but whatever, And I was at forty five minutes. I was late to something I had scheduled. Plus I had to go back and finish the editing I never got to do. So I was here like an hour and a half later. Crime ever, you fucked me. So f you scary? That's today's Twitter hashtag. It is a few scary, that's s k e er y Yes, because you let you you screwed me over. I didn't screw you for you. First of all, you were like, I don't want to give a tour, I'm gonna bring Brody into this, not tell them, let's talk, and then you pulled like a little surprise. Let's take care. Let's take our focus over to social media for a second. Okay, I want to you want to show, I want to expose. I want to I want to want to pull the curtain back here on David Brodie. What he's doing here? What I did? You're looking for love? You're looking for love and all the wrong places. Okay, I put a picture up with me and Sabrina Carpenter. Yea, yeah, hey, you know what I'm about to say, right, So, Sabrina Carpenter and I have a thing. I like car in a in a fan way right exactly, and the similar here too. Great was she doing the uh God is a woman? Right? Excellent? She covered she came up to yesterday. I took a picture with her and I put her on my Instagram. That's scary Jones. And clearly how you took the picture, web girl, Kathleen web girl did? Now? How did you get to picture from her? It was in my drop box online, right, so I didn't have a chance to go to my drop Okay, well that's not my problem al right. So later in the day I posted the picture on Instagram and I I just wrote something simple like, hey, Sabrina Carpeter was here. God as a woman? She covered are on a grand day? Yeah? Yeah. Her song is uh, you know her single almost loves Out in straight fight tag there, hold on, dude, straight fight, straight fight. Well I put the emoji of three flames. Okay, I could use emojis barely, but so she comments and she wrote, she wrote, scary, You're the best? Who You're the best? Scary with a bunch of exclamation points. Yeah right. David Brodie gets jealous of Sabrina Carpenter commenting on my Instagram and has to jump in at Sabrina Carpenter right there on the thread. I guess I'd better get my pick with you posted soon because you were you were what you were doing there. I'm gonna like that comment because because right there, what you were trying to do is getting what I was trying to do. You're trying to get noticed from her a and be you were trying to make sure that she carries the love over to your Instagram when you post your picture with her. You were jealous of Sabrina giving me love on my Insta. On my comment, I could see you perceiving it that way. Okay, Well then well that's all there is face film because because she was already because I don't know when I'm putting my picture, don't because I mentioned I'm sick. Why do you have to get in on? What do you have to slide in on my comments for I'll tell you why, because she's obviously interacting on that post, right, So I wanted to let her know. I thought she was great, and I was like, oh, I better get my picture up because my fellow Brooklyn boy got his picture up, right, unless she get my picture up, And well, I didn't want to think. I didn't want to put the picture. And maybe you're coming on my Instagram when I put my picture up. I don't care if she doesn't. She follows me, by the way, But of course she does, does she of course she does. She does, she always did, and she follows me on Twitter. But I'll tell you this. You did the same thing on the post that I did right before that, the night before a pair sneakers that I got. No, no, I wasn't trying to get. I just got. I got sneakers from Gary fee right. Okay, by the way, not a sponsor, but he gave me sneakers when he was up here several months ago. You a half way to Jingletown, my friend, I'm close to Jingletown. But I'm not being paid to endorse his sneakers. Okay, but you're endorsing his because he gave you that he was up here. He's like, scary, this is Gary Gary Vynerchuk Vyner Media, Vyner Chuck, and he's got these sneakers out all right. So I'm like, you know what he he said to me at the time. He goes, listen, I got something special coming down the pike. Give me your name and address, get on my mailing list and we'll hook you hook it up. He gets. He slides into my d MS. Later that day, he puts me in touch with his people who worked for him, because obviously he can't handle all the minute. The motivational speaker, career advice giver huge guy on on on Instagram, he was up here, very impressive, LinkedIn YouTube. The guys had a great conversation about sports. Really like the guy. Yeah, the guy's famous, right. So I put a picture of my sneakers right right, because he sends me the sneakers in the middle. As by the way, it was a surprise and delight moment. I just like Gary v sending me this. I couldn't believe it. So I put the sneakers on and I put him up on Instagram And what is David Brown hold on? Go ahead, what did everybody else do? First, wait a second, how many people said hit the jingle? Doesn't matter? But when I said copies Gary V, I added him, if they are from Gary V, you are guaranteed to be successful. You're trying to suck up right there on my Instagram comment Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. He's a friend of the show. I was making a joke because he teaches success. I was like, Oh, if you're wearing his sneakers, you're making a joke, making a joke, but we know you're really trying to do the other half of you. I wouldn't you want free sneaker? Who doesn't want brody? When did you have you ever passed up anything for? Okay, we got shoes, uh two years ago, I'm not gonna say from home. We got sneakers and they said pick a pick out a sneaker you want, And I picked out these brown sneakers. Really nice. They look like a beat up baseball glove, like little cracks the worn out, really cool, unique looking sneakers. Right when I got them, they were smooth brown, not like the picture like busted brown. Yeah, right, like you likested like Chris Brown, but you busted Brown. So I contacted the company and I said, hey, I ordered not. I didn't call not. The people gave him to us afraid. I kind of called the store and I said, hey, I got this model number on the website that he's really cool, beat up looking, leather, baseball looking right. And the guy says, yeah, he discontinued those. You got the replacements. I go, well, I don't like these as much, and he says, yeah, nobody does. So I I have. I have them for two years now, sitting by my front door and my front door closet because I'm like, oh, I'll go to the store and exchange them. I've never So the point is just because they're free doesn't mean I'm gonna wear them. Right. But I wasn't trying to get Gary Veta send me free sneakers. I wasn't trying to scare sneakers by copying him in but with the funny punchline funny for the funny. Well yeah, but then he'll be he'll see that and I'll be like, oh, you know, that reminds me maybe I should send David Brownie something. You know what. It's like scary you're having sex with sneakers and I'm in the corner watching you wear. That's what it is a story of my life. You guys are on air on the Big Show, and I stand a few feet away and I watched, why are you taking a victory sick Bernie's victory shipping his PEPs I'm drinking my diapepsi because my throat hurts because I'm sick. Okay, is that really what you should be drinking for a sore throat? Well, listen. I went on web MD and I they said, drink diapepsy right, your throat hurts, you drink anything like I'm not gonna coat my I got by milk maybe would help. By the way, I never go on web MD because all signs always point to the fact that you're about to die. What they have to have a better algorithm? Are better float? Why people go to web md? It works that the point is whether they get advice. It always it does. But the thing is like it always comes out to be something really serious. Ores here's the problem. They're playing it safe. Right If you go to web m D and you're like, I have hives on my face and then my ass is itching. They're gonna if they say to you you probably had a bad burrito, like okay, great, then you die of African bubonic uh plague rash and like and your hands fall off like those bastards, and then you're dead right right, But maybe as your hands are falling off, you can't type them in emails, you're screaming using voice text with your nose and and uh so they rather they this way. If you get good news, you're like, oh, it's better than I thought. I see what you're saying over overworn, under under make people happy, I say, but you don't go to web m D. You go to web m D and go I was probably see a doctor, you know what, Just go see a doctor. I feel like, yeah, all roads point to you're gonna die or go see a doctor. Yeah, you can go ask Jeeves, remember ask you. You You can ask him the same questions. Is web m D You could google it, just google what the problem is? All right? Well, I just want to let you know that. Thank you so much David Bernie for sliding into my comment threads on two posts. And speaking of text messages, I just want to thank the cult like following we have have even though we don't have a name yet. Still, we got a couple more suggestions this week. One of them was, um, I think it was first order because we say listening to order, listen to the first episode, listening to order, and the first order is the Star Wars the new movies. The first order is the band. Guys are the band guys? I know that. But the problem is, and you hate Star Wars. Star Wars just not. I'm just not really into Star Wars. I mean I'm a casual watch. Just no such thing. Yes, there is no Yes, I'm one of the people that made it a block There is no try only two, there is no there is there's no casual. Either it's a cult or it's a blockbuster. It's blockbuster cult. I'm one of the people that made it a blockbuster because I'm a fair weather fan that just kind of saw it because everyone else. So in nineteen seventy seven, you saw Star Wars, and you you helped the box office results. I was part of that. No, you were not. I was part of the You did not see Star Wars in nineteen seventy seven. You didn't. No, I was too young. I didn't see it. I know I saw a Return to the Jedi and that was the first Star Wars movie. Coming of Age. Yeah, I saw it. Actually I started the summer of eighty three. Yeah, I was online for those of you like three, Oh my god, what are you gonna do? Yeah? Exactly. Everyone's like you all bastards over there. I'm not. I'm not done with my what I'm saying though, So we don't have a name yet, and that's fine. Part of the beauty is you guys call you someth whatever you want. We just love that you listen. No, we do have to have a formal name. But the thing that's great not only you guys tweet us fun stuff, Grammar Police and and when you guys get free dessert. I love Grammar Police, I love the free dessert. I love both. Um. But when we get text messages during the showing, the big show, during the big show, and they're like, oh that's funny, and they'll go all brody and scary, or they'll text in and and make a reference. Is something today Today somebody texted in something. I don't remember what it was, but it was about it was a clear reference to our show. Oh we're talking about CVS and then someone texted in Brody Knows All about CVS, which was the drive through window with few Agnes. Right, that was the few Agnes episode, but last week, last week is the best woman All. They called in whose name was Agnes, and the text Vesto Scary goes, how many things we're gonna get? Like? I don't know too at least four in the next minute, and four people texted in with five people talk to people. Few Agnes is on the phone, and Elvis is looking like why right? So we go to commercial Alviics goes, why would people? What did that woman say that people hated her? I said, Elvis, that's a Brooklyn Boys reference. Here's what do you mean that one joke? You have to be listening to the podcast, I said, Elvis. When you're on a show as big as ours, we get fans of no stick. So I can't wait. A few Agnes is like our Hello lady, I can like. I think, like, if we ever do a live gig, people should go, hey, what's the few Agnes? My favorite would be if Abe calls in, If there's an Abe that calls into the big show, people good down by the way, nothing but good from me, but from since the five Stars. I think Abe is coming around on us, and you know why because we haven't eaten on the podcast. And please keep the five star reviews on iTunes coming. Oh, huge, huge news. I didn't mention last week, and someone tweeted at us to remind us. I complained that when you go on Twitter and search for the Brooklyn Boys, not on Twitter, on iTunes, you would think the closest response to the Brooklyn Boys would come up. First of all, fuck you Alexa. We talked about that she hates the Brooklyn Boys still because I heard that that she's corrected her. You have to say the Brooklyn Boys show on the US. That's a big anyway. So if you searched the Brooklyn Boys, the results you would get would be the Bowery Boys, the Bowery Boys, the Brooklyn Boys like, and you get like a mixture of our podcast in their podcast as of this week, and it may change if we don't keep the listenership and the stars coming. When you search for the Brooklyn Boys, we call mob first nice That's what I'm talking power of our audience. So thank you, guys, thank you so much. Slices. Speaking of the Cavones, post cavone. I'm gonna I'm gonna get it two people one. My whole weekend was ruined. People don't know what that is thought the weekend. He's a singer. He dated Selina Gomez. I made a joke on the air the other day and I called my I said, post gavone was on the on the podcast now it was on. It was on the Big Show, did you Yeah? Danielle was talking about post malone and they they were like, scary, what if you got to make post malone in real life? Wants to make over from the guys from Queer First Draight Guy. So Danielle turns to me and says, scary, maybe you should do the same thing. I'm like, oh, I'd be post govone because I'm an Italian. And then you know, if we just explained what I got vone is an Italian or somebody who just like is over indulges in food. He just, Hey, I'm gonna govone because I am. I'm gonna go in your face, your over eat. If this free food around you eat more than you should. The way it spelled g A v O n E got vone. Look it up. It's an urban dictionary. The point is it's not even an urban dictionary. It's alright. So by the way, in in in uh in Yiddish, I think I've used the term. It's a snara. A star is a gavone, a Jewish one. Sna is like, oh, look at him, he's putting cash nuts in his pocket. Look at him, he's taking extra, he's taking action. Everyone got a he got two cops, he took four. Look at him. Alright, So there you go. She know it's like a gov brody. You should make a post govone song. I work on it. What else can I do for you? I don't know what for you? Actually, I write a song for me. I don't think I want to hear one. I don't think I want to hear a post cavone song. Oh I'm gonna do it. It's not gonna beat, it's gonna be Psycho's gonna be rock star, rock star. Congratulations. I work on it, all right. Oh uh? Speaking of social media, you know they had that big purge last week, Not like the movie that's now gonna be a a TV show. They purged like dead counts, robot accounts, dummy account which I get, we don't need those Russian body accounts and all those crazy and the body accounts that fight with you. You You have a fight with a body account, yeah, you can have like an arguing with a bot account that's just sending you back ship that's gonna piss you off. Not that I would know that because I don't. I don't fight on Twitter usually. Although you know what, if you're a baseball fan, or specifically a New York Mets fan, there's a guy that's being a douche bag. No, I'm not saying no, I'm not saying you should tell him how you feel. What if you went on my Twitter page and looked at a guy who's got a creepy looking gray cartoon logo and his name was Rich Dollars signed boy, not his address, his name, you'd say, what, he's being a douche to me, I'm trying logic on him, not the singer rapper. But he didn't stop and why does it? Why did he to me? I just ignore it And I don't have that. I don't have another kind of personality. I'm the kind of guy like you fought in the room and run. I would like to be able to send a tweet. No, he saw it, but then block him once he sees the tweet, right, But Twitter doesn't allow that. The second you block him, he doesn't see your tweets anymore, and you don't know if he's seen it or not because it doesn't have a red it right. So what I want to do is be. What I do is I'll tweet something to somebody if I'm in an argument, right, and then I'll look at his account and see if he's sent other tweets. If he's been checking in, I figured he's probably seen my tweet, then I block him. But if he hasn't seen my tweet yet, I feel like I didn't get that bad dead word in, so then he'll tweet back, right, and that's when I block him before I read it, so I never know what he said, but then he thinks he got me. Yeah, it's you know what, you're playing the count and mouse games. I do. All you do is win. All I do is win win because someone only child. As you said, by the way, I'm giving your heads up now, I have at least an hour from now where I have anything to do. I'm getting to the rants I promised you. I'm getting to the movie theater rant. I'm getting to the movie theater. I'm going back to back movie rants. We haven't over we over promised. I want to do an update on a rant I had because I told you last week about the rant when my wife said, don't call the airline I may have ranted about American Airlines was an American Airlines, but the back they changed my mom. I want to apologize to American Airlines, and I don't greet them an apology, but it was United Airlines. So fuck you United Airlines on fuck you American Airlines. If I said that last week, I'm pretty sure I gave the big funk you American Airlines. Last week. It was United Airlines that tried that charged his twenty five dollars for you listening to Auder already know uh for a uh American in country flight, even though my daughter flew to Costa Rica. By the way, I just came back from Costa Rica yesterday and I had to pay the twenty five dollars coming back. Also, so fucking United Airlines. Um, but she's back. She's actually a great time, good good. I can I tell you one more thing? I want to rant about it, so I'm gonna give you a mini rant. I'm not going to mention the company name, but there's a great company. They are, and they run these trips were like teenagers, like a teen tour. And it's not just to an exotic place. They let your kids. It's a work thing. So my daughter works with special needs kids. We've talked about this, I think you're talking about earlier. She likes she works with with um um uh younger kids, kids with needs. She likes to work with young kids right sometimes adults that need a little more assistance. She's a great kid. And so she went on this trip and part of the trip was to go to UH, a less privileged country and work with the kids. They're teaching them English teach doing lots and crafts, doing activities with them, hiking different things. It's a great, great kid. So and it was a lot of money. I have to say, there was a lot of money for me and my wife, but we wanted to do this for our daughter. And so I said to the salespeople here at the radio station, why don't you call them and say listen if you want to advertise, because it's our audience. It's it's uh, you know, part of our audiences teenagers. Why don't you call them and see if they want advertise and I could do commercials for them because my daughter is going to go on the trip. I can speak about what a great thing it is and the experience it is. They'd be great help the company out. Whatever. So they called the guy. They give the whole thing. Oh it's great. Whatever, he's I'll call you back in a week. Never called back. So then they called him back. Never called back, So they go, David, wy don't you call call the guy? So I called the guy, get his voicemail and said, Hey, it's me work at the radio station. My daughter is going on this great trip and I would love to work with you guys. But even if not, I'd love to just be asked with you a little bit, pick your brain, talk about the thing, and if I talk about on the air, I don't want to say the wrong thing, but I love to work with you in the future maybe, but if not whatever, never called me back, never called me back. So I don't want to say yell of the company, because it's a really good experience for your kids. Yeah, there's a lot of companies, but he was a dick. Well, they didn't call you back because they feel that you're trying to get money out of them. Yeah, no, I know, but they don't know that. They think it's so they think it's a telemarketer. No, listen, we're not telemarketers. Would call from a major radio company. Usually usually it's a win win because some companies advertise and you know, they hire some some DJ in wherever in America, and that DJ looks into the product and they're like, oh, it's a good product. I'm gonna talk about it. But I'm somebody that's paying the company and I'm not looking for any money out of them. Nope, I paid for it full price. You're still just you just looking for Gary V sneakers. No, I'm not. I don't want the sneakers. Not my style. They're nice, it's not my style. I like. Uh, I like horizontal stripes, not vertical. These are like Adidas, their k Swiss. They're really nice. I just they're not my style. Anyway. I'm just a little it's not cool, not cool that they wouldn't call back. Go hey, you know what, I hope your do it has a great time on the trip. We're not looking advertise, but I hope you have a great time, and uh, they're not doing that. So so right here, no, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say fuck you Randy, because that's because that's the pricks name. I believe that's his name, and fuck you Randy, but not having the DC to call me back thousands of dollars, all you do is give me a phone call. Terrible customer service. Right, how many how many kids on your trips around the globe are your are the kids parents on the radio, it's a natural fit to advertise call me back, not calling you back, not call me back? So I well, I think they just sealed the deal where they'll never be a sponsor on this podcast. That's fine. Well, you know what, it's been three months. Why don't we call up as competitors. See, that's what I would do that. I would just call up the competitor, get in there, tell Randy story, and then the competitor is gonna want to fuck Randy. My daughter went on a fabulous trip with another company. Yeah, say look and guess what don And from here on out, I'm spending my money with you guys, because Randy is not even can't do that. He's not a decent human being. That's all you gotta do. No, imagine, that's what I would imagine. I called I drink. You know, I drink the bottle Diopepsi right now, come in the street, drink and now let's say I love Diapepsi. But I called the guy. I'm like, hey, I'll do commercial Diopepsi. They go, now, you know what you're doing? Commercial coke. No, I called diet coke and I go, hey, hey, it's Dave Brody with diet coke. Uh listen, I was drinking pepsi, but the boss is a dick, So now I'm drinking die cooked a switch. No, they'd love to have you. Yes, because that's what competitors do. They steal. Then I gotta get my daughter a trip because I can't force another one. Well, I'm saying, if I want to work for that, I want to do a commercial with a competitor, I gotta be. I don't do commercials for products I don't use. I don't believe in. I actually eat all mah steaks. That's why we do commercials. By the way, um, I told you the story of how I told it very briefly. On the air on the Big Show about my girlfriend and I and we were hanging out and um swingers hit on us. You weren't there, of course not because you probably went Hee's the best men scalt go without me? No, no, no, this was this was a couple of weeks ago. Oh, this was hilarious. I was sick. I wasn't sick. No, no, no, it happened a couple of weeks ago. I told the story a couple of days ago. Lady, I'm mad. Where were you? I was the rooftop of a hotel down the shore. When aren't you? Okay, okay, we're at a hotel rooftop, you and the lovely girlfriend. Yes, and we're another cup. We're another couple too, with another couple. And all of a sudden, this guy and his wife comes over and he says, hi, The guy and his wife came over, came over to they came over to us on the rooftop, because she said, the guy and his wife don't take me so literally for the STU, So they came over to us, approached us. You all look so beautiful. Oh you're a beautiful, sir, And you are beautiful, and my wife and I would love to buy you a round of drinks, all four of you. We're gonna get you guys drinks. He get calls the cock tola, so I know the other couple. You don't have to say the name, but no, you don't. Um And they cozy up to us on the couch and he says, there's a couch. Yep, there's a couch up. It's up on the rooftop right away the wife. The husband says to the wife, he go sit, Go sit between the two girls, Go sit between them. The woman sits down. At this point, were you flirting it all with them? No, we were not interested in okay, me and my buddy, Buddy and my buddy and I okay. Grand police with the all four of us, were like, what is going on here? Why is this rend? The next time when you sunk up the English language hit in the gin? Why is this couple? Why is this couple on guard? Now? Why why are they why are they coming up to us? And why are they trying to buy us drinks? And well they did, and then and then they we sat down and the drinks come and the wife sits between my girlfriend and the other woman that was with you know, my my friend and they got really cozy together. The other couple yeah yeah, yeah, attractive, Yeah, not as attractive as me and my girlfriend. My girlfriend and I you're correct the first time. Okay, you correct the first time, but now you're sucked up and correcting yourself. Hit the jingle, I'm not gonna do hit the jingle. Come on, now you thought you were wrong, you're right, Lease grab a pole. Lease. So anyway, for the sake of the story, please let me not hit the jingle. Can't shut up, dick. So yeah, So, so all of a sudden, he goes. He goes, honey, um, honey, beautiful breasts, beautiful breast. Ali, he's talking to say to you, his wife, show him your breasts, let me let him feel the breast, let him feel your breast. Like he gets. He tries to get my girlfriend and the other woman to feel and he didn't you do it? His wife's pressed, They didn't ask you to do it? Would you have? He's trying to get the girls. No, no, no, no. And plus the guy was me he might have been bisexual. He um gets thing he was. Anyway, the dude was like like he wouldn't know, but he was getting very very close, very close to both of us. He approaches my friend and my guy friend and he was like, you know, like right up in his face, like sitting down and like eye to eye. Not you, No, I did not can jealous and and so he was what we were witnessing what happened. Nobody no takers, No takers because because she felt awkward, because she wasn't felt awkward or she felt I felt heard. No, she was. It was a little awkward because nobody was taking the bait, right, So they kind of backed off a little bit in that regard. But then they were really they were given the full court press because they wanted us to leave the leave this bar with them, go to some other club. And then they he said, and then we're gonna go to this other club. And then after that, we have a penthouse on the beach, face in the beach, and we are going to party all night. Do you guys party? And then we're gonna watch the sun come up. So party is is obviously slang for do coke. No, it's it's it's slang for orgy. Well, party can be party in drugs and then sex and orgy and right, so obviously they were swingers, okay on all out orgy. But we think, we all think because after this couple finally will be you know, hit the road. Well how did you get met the road? What'd you say that? What? We're like, No, we're not interested. Sorry, we we just were clearly like thanks for the drink, but no thanks. And I gotta tell you it was really awkward because once you accept a drink from this guy, you feel obligated to at least talk to But you know what it's like to be a woman in a bar. That's where I'm going with this. Now, I know what it's like to be a straight woman at a bar where a guy buys the drink. Because now it's like, oh my god, what is the expiration date? What is the expiration on me finishing this drink and not being obligated to talk to them anymore? So we just sat there. We finished out a nice fifteen minute conversation with them. We cordially wrapped it up in a bow, and we made it very clear we were not good to go. We were not going with them to the next place, and we were not going back to their place to party and whatever sense of the word party meant. But I gotta tell you, it was the most awkward and weird night that I've ever had on the Jersey Shore because here we are in a in a six way who who's interested in? Who? Here? Is this guy trying to get with me his friend? My friend? Is he? What? Or is is the girl? Are they both? Is she lesbian and he's gay? Are they bisexual? Is? Does anything go here? Do they swap? Let me ask you. You've heard of white swap? I understand what wife swapping is. I'm not. Yeah, So let me ask that's the TV show? What would be worse for you? Let's say you go to the penaze little party and whatever you gotta do? Right, would it be worse if you all had sex at the same time? Or oh my god? Or you and someone other than your girlfriend? Like each guy took a different girl and went to a different room. Like what should be worse being with someone knowing that your girlfriend was with some other guy in another room? Uh? And then it would it be worse if you all together in the same bed seeing it happen? I don't know if I can handle that. That's not me, Okay, who would you rather be having sex? Which would be more awkward for you sleeping with a woman that you just met. This guy's wife or your friends girl. I think a little bit of both. No, no gun to your head? Which one in your head? Which one? Random guy's wife? Yeah, random guy's wife will be worse than banging your friend's girl. I guess now what should be worse? What should be worse? Your friend banging, robbing your girlfriend s? You're banging robbing, So I guess. I guess, my friend, I don't know how you're putting me in situations and you're making me think about things that I wouldn't even crush my mind. I was like sitting there like my jaw was dropping. Well, that's probably what part of the turn on was. Guy, fill that right. I don't think the guy was more interested in the guys than than anything else. All though, he's gotta win you over because if he hits on the girls, it's creepy if he if he gets you, hey, guys, we're gonna go party. You're like, hey, dude, yeah, do you think he was interested in the girls. I think, but he was like, he's getting in with the guys the girls. I can't speak for all swingers. If you're a swinger. By the way, you want to tweet us your opinions, and this was like to know how this world works. He's I think it's different. I think I think like, if you're gonna do a London Bridge, that's it's your business. The Eiffel Tower, Siffel Tower. That's the tower, by the way in London Bridge. One of the Eiffel Tower. Two guys, one girl. No, No, it's different. Eiffel Tower. You lean over in high five and that's the point. You're doing the Hitler thing. Don't do that. This'll do that. Stop that, don't do that. That's not don't do high five. Yeah, high five. That's right. If two guys high five from now, you got the point at the top of the yes, exact tower and the girl and the girl is the girl is the roadway, Well, the crosses across the game. But in London, right, she's the roadway. She's the roadway. Yeah, London Bridge. Unless she's really tall, then she's the Verrazano or the Golden Gage. Gotta be one of the same. But the point is, yeah, that's not happening. It's just it's just we have to do the Lincoln. You do Lincoln tunnel though, Lincoln tunnel. How do you do a Lincoln tunnel? But it sounds to me, by the way, had you gone with this guy, you definitely would have been the Lincoln Tunnel. I would have been the tunnel and it would have been a traffic jam. Track would have been moving in both ways. No, yes, no, thanks, out of the tunnel. No no, no, no, easy ass, No, come on, okay, now let's get back to it. Seriously. Point, what would be worse for you this stranger having sex with your girlfriend that you never see again, or your body that you have to look at again. I think that I think the first because this guy comes out of nowhere. Well I know you know where he comes out of you know what I'm saying. But the point is where it comes into. No, I'm just I'm just saying. It's really awkward. It was. The whole night was awkward, and in the fact that we accepted those damn drinks, really because at least because if he didn't, they didn't hook us with the drink. Who gave you the drinks? Did he bring them over? No? No, no, no the cocktail way just did we saw were No? No, it was nothing going in those drinks. Believe me, I'm dude, you can't fool me. And if his name is Mickey himself, I'm street smart. Okay, I get that. I don't allow the guy to go to the bar back after after they walked away. Hold of the four of you, did any of you go? We all like what the fund just happened? So they finally because because they would have been gone much quicker had there been no drinks involved. If we didn't accept those drinks, it would have been we just would have walked away. But the guy hooked us in with the free drinks. So now he's sitting there and having a conversation like, fock did this guy just brought himself twenty minutes? Did he did he ask you guys what you wanted to drink? Or did he come over like a blow job in a slow, comfortable screw. No, he didn't know. We ordered our own ship, but rose he left finally, did buy you what kind of drink? Whatever? I wanted? Soda? Here's my drink, you know, but sometimes you like to have a rose on the roof top. No wine spritzer right, No, listen, I barely knew her slow gin fizz. Yeah, a slow finges. Hastag slow finges another pun pun hashtag slow finges. But anyway, so this guy, okay, they left right, So now they leave because they give up. They were obviously a little bit. They're like, you know, we're wasting time here, I got another questions. Five minutes past, five minutes passed by. So my buddy is re enacting the whole situation. We're talking about this whole scenario, and all of a sudden, my friend he gets up and he bends over, like pretending like he was the guy he was bending over. And as he's bending over and his ass was in the air, the guy comes walking around the bends in just kidding. We didn't live yet. They came back for round two. The swingers two point oh. They swung back around, right, they swung back around, swings swung and they saw my guy. My buddies assid in the air and they're like, oh, you changed your mind, like you just didn't care because I'm sitting there like no. And then so then they go they start talking to another couple and we run out of there. We gotta watch see if they try to move again and get the elevator and the elevator as slow as fuck, and we're sitting there, We're pressing the button on the elevator. Get us out of here, get us out of here. We finally get the elevator door opens, We closed the door, get downstairs and get the hell out. No, but the elevator was slow. But how did you not like a slow finges, A slow finges, it's a slow gin fizz. But people in the stand. Yeah, so I would have sat there and watched them hit on another couple because that other couple may not get it, Like, how many times do you think other couples go home and not realize what party means? Party? Men? Definitely there had to be he was implying. He was inferring what I'm saying, You don't know what this other couple could have been, Like, yeah, let's party, dude, Yeah, let's go back in the party. Right, y'all want to party with Cardi, Buddy Cardio and Rory. I don't know. I'm just still go to these I don't I'm at home, I'm on the couch. Nobody nobody's coming out of my house looking to swing. You're living a life that's not That's why Gary V. Gives you free sneakers, and I'm just I'm just posting on your pictures of life. You know, you know, but but but you've never been swung on. I've been think about it. I barely get hit on. You might have been, and you didn't know at the time you had with your wife. Yes, I've been out with other women too in my life. Nobody ever tried to hit on us. Nobody. Well, this was the first for me. I gotta tell you. It was. It was why it was, it was. It was definitely an awakening because I that's not I mean, we didn't ask for it. Did we look like swingers? I mean, or do do swinger? Do? Swinging couples go out and they don't know who would swing with them, so they test the waters and they go up to everybody in a bar or club. I don't know how it works. It's not my life. That's not my life style. I don't know. Maybe they oh, you know what, I bet you they thought you you as four Maybe we're swingers like that. Maybe like swingers hang out in groups of four, what do you can you can't hang out as in a group of one, then you're just a pervert. Looking to get laid. No, if the four you maybe they were like, oh, I bet you those two couples bang each other, let's bang with them. Well you know that that Spice Girl's song full becomes six, that's to become one. I'm pretty sure it's full becomes six. Well, you know, maybe six become one. The area where this happened six come one, come all. This was in Asbury Park, Asberry Asberry Park, and UM. I later found out that there are two towns in New Jersey, specifically Asbury Park and Long Branch, New Jersey, which are notorious Atlantic City also for swingers. Swingers clubs all over Atlantic City. I read so swinging couples hang out there. I don't know. I listen, nothing wrong with that, if that's what you're into. If nothing wrong with it, you know, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. No, I'm just I'm saying for me, I'm just what you gotta do. I know, I you know, I don't want to. I will tell you that I don't want to come down on these people. I'm just saying it was the I'm describing a situation that was a definite put me out of my comfort zone. You know me, I'm comfortable in every situation. Okay, on a baseball field, I'm uncomfortable there, and on and on a basketball court and on a football field, yeah, and in front of a TV with sports on. Yeah. So, but those are the places I'm uncomfortable. But I'm comfortable in a room a socially, I'm not a socially awkward person. I love talking to people. I'm a social butterfly. I'm going with it, okay, but this definitely took me out of my comfort. Have you ever been with another couple, not not noten um where the girl was so ridiculously hot, where for a second it crossed your mind. No, I don't. I guess I don't hang out with ridiculously hot people. Alright, alright, let's say you weren't with your long term girlfriend. Let's say you were the girl you were dating a couple of months. You know, the emotional attachment. What kept you from the swinging thing? Was it that your friend and this girl were there? Was it because your girlfriend? You care about it for a long time. Now, if I knew these people, first of all, I knew my girl. No, No, my friend just met that girl recently so that was the first time I met her. But my buddy, I know, my buddy. Whatever, what if for people you didn't know, like all strangers approach, I'm single, I'm single. On I'm single. You with a girl, you were a girl meaningless and strangers, it's on, it's on. You never gonna see it again. You couldn't perform. I guarantee it. I'm never gonna see anybody again. Absolutely would see you, because I'm thinking that, I'm thinking of it this way. You would ally you would, you would swing, you'd get now if nobody if I knew, nobody in the room, including the guys, girls, and I don't know, maybe I would. I think I would because because you know, if people I know, would you? Would you musical chat with some strange guys? I don't. I never, I never thought about it. I guess would you go visit someplace and then some other guy visits, and you go back and visit with some stranger? These are advanced things. I don't know. This isn't something that Why would you share a tooth thrust with some strangers? And why why are you sharing that? I'm just I'm not doing the hypothetical hypotheticals here. I'm just saying as opposed to see what open to it? If I'm a friend, not if it's a buddy of mine that I know. So you can't look another guy in the eye that I know. Okay, so you want that? No, okay, but what if you're budding his girl? Weren't Darren? It was just you and your girlfriend? Same thing? No you Okay, these guys just because this couple's attractive, they were not. They were not attractive. Oh so that's the problem. The guy was okay, just it was more to what if it's Justin Verlander and Kate Upton, not not pregnant Kate Upton, but Kate Upton and Justin Verlander. I don't know, man, maybe maybe there's something there. Okay, who's your who's your girl? Like? Like, who's your like Megan Fox? Who's your girl? Like? No? Because I don't do that. I don't even think about super is that? But who is it? Don't take a conversation, but to take a conversation, Oh, is there somebody who's not famous that you would consider? No, Okay, let's just say let's just pick a name. Let's just say, uh no, no, let's just say Megan Fox, Megan Fox hot. Let's say Megan Fox, like, this is this some woman? Is there a woman on the planet that is so ridiculously hot that the flattering that she's interested in you? You would allow hard Man to sleep with your girlfriend? You'd go, let's do this? Why not? Really? Yeah? Why you can't get into that? No, I don't want anybody with my wife. I don't, but I don't want to be with else jealous. No, But I'm living Vikensey through you. It's like, what I'm doing now is I'm sexually posting on your Instagram? Is that what you do now? Yeah? I'm trying to figure out like what I would do in those situations, But I'm telling me what you would do. This was just all this was was just a story. This was a stitching time, a night at the Jersey Shore, was trying to paint a picture. Justin Verlander says, I didn't want Justin verlanda, says Kate upt Britney spears your girlfriends on a couch of Britney spears forget and Britteyar's boyfriend I'm not even in the room at that right, And Britney Spears's boyfriend, whoever that is now, I don't care, don't tweet me. Uh, girlfriend is in love with Britney, says Hey, Robin and Kim Kardash feel Britney spears his breasts in a hot beat, right boom, oh, absolutely right, but absolutely But so it wasn't that she didn't want to be with a stranger. This woman wasn't hot enough. No, but not only that, though it was so much this guy was into it. It was into me. It was into guys. You don't know that the other way. It was just and friend was there when this girl and it was just too many, too much, too many cooks in the kitchen. Okay, what if? What if you and this other couple did at swinging and you left and your friend and his girlfriend swing like you want in the same room at the same time. We get I gotta know people are texting in right now. When you guy, it's good to release this podcast. We're not even halfway through. Brooklyn Boys, Love you guys from Austin, Texas. Thank you. Area code five one two. Wow, you're deflecting, is what one? Brooklyn Boys? H T T. Smith check it in. Uh, where's my Brooklyn boys at I'm waiting for a new episode Area code six O eight. We see you. We gotta get on with this. We gotta get on with this. Prody. No, we're done. I'm done. I'm done answering your question because we're talking in circles at this point. This is going nowhere. All I did was I wanted to bring it up a brief here. This is a brief thing. This is like, holy crap, this is not holy crap. Yeah, my sinuses have cleared up just here in this story. My coughing stop. Do you want to come down the shore with me? No? I do not. No, I don't want to. First of all, nobody's hitting on me. That's first of all. Second of all, I don't want to see you get hit on or scooped up. But that's why all of this is weird, because there's so many weird dynamics in this situation that I don't know how people operate, how do they how do they do it? But they do. I guess it's a compliment. I guess you know what? What do they say that water seeks its own level? So so maybe this guy found this woman because they were like minded individuals, right, But you know, how would you start finding they're trying to find the same thing. Let's go, let's go. Let's be common here. Scale A one to ten him, I mean, no, A three and a three? Okay, Now do you think what about you bought your buddy and his girl. Can you come it's like a seven or eight? He said, she's she was just very good. Okay, Yeah, we are not We're not keeping putting people to numbers. We're doing it for this, for this bit. So do you think these this couple? Right, I kind of believe a fashionating you are with this bro. Now, you said you said water seas minutes. Hold on, you said water seeks its own level. Do you think this three? You said she was a wat four, three or four? So you think this four? Do you think four? Puma? Somebody, I'm still want your coffee reference one lump or two. It's a great cartoons Pie Puma. I love Peo Puma. Continue d okay, so um, I forgot I do people the people in my voice? All right, well now you remember it. It's your repertoire. I will do it for Elvis on the big show. You just Elvis what Elvis guys doing on your podcast. By the way, when Scarry, when Scary pitches something and Elvis doesn't like it, Elvis will, and we've talked about this, Elvis will say save it for your podcast, Scary, do that on your pod. But there was something last week that Elvis said to you. I was standing there. You would you pitched it to him so passionate, and he said, do it on your podcast. And I said no, I said, Scary, that's not coming on the Brooklyn Boys. Do it on your other podcast. I trickled that ship down to speaking volumes with you and share. Okay, don't say down, okay, over over. I love the podcast. By the way, I have not listened to the last episode. Please but share twoliums with sharing Scary love it shared. By the way, if you're a graphics person, all right listening, and you do logos and graphics and photoshop, and you want to throw Scary a bone, he's looking for a logo like that guy at Asbury Park on the rooftop. He's not looking for uh no, he's not looking for that, and not that kind of bone. But if you want to do a graphic or you have a graphics company, were looking for a logo, scary. We'll let we'll tell you what he wants. Tweet tweeted him at Scary Jones, like you d m him or whatever on Instagram, whatever, and he'll shout out your company. This is legal on a podcast and as long as he says he got it for free. And we're trying to ye, they need to logo. We need logo, have a picture. We don't have a logo. Right So anyway, so share tweeted out last week, Oh, somebody got tweeted at me and said, somebody got a shout out on the last episode of Speaking Volumes, but I haven't listened to you. Yes, I've been sick. Did I get a shout out of your post? Uh? No really? Because this is like the fourth time I've mentioned Speaking Volumes in the last four will shot you out on the next anyway? So what I did was I elvis you and I said, who are your other podcast? We have a new episode coming out tomorrow? Right other podcast? Did it? By the way? That podcast available on Apple, two, iTunes, google Play, I heart Radio, and Spotify. I'd like to hear you do it on Spotify. We got Spotify t I heart Radio first and then so yeah, where we're there, very good. Not on Spotify here on this one for some reason. But he can be. You have to get selected. It's a big process. I got selected speaking volumes. It's a great podcast and shares hot right track. Uh, we've done with text. I guy just want more. I got more questions. You want more questions? You gonna go back to this anyway. So the thing you pitched Elvis you're gonna do on your podcast. I forgot what it was. It was good, it just wasn't for us. It wasn't for us. All right, Um, why don't you get to your ramp? You seething? I got one thing? Yeah, So I forgot who it was. It was celebrity and it was I don't know if it was on our show, doesn't I can't remember. But they said that they were toward as a child, right, no matter how rich you are, and I'm a famous you are, and I think it was because they were famous. I think that's what it was. And the person said, remember about how successful you are, you're no better than a garbage man, meaning you're just like everybody else. But I feel like that's an insult to garbage men. That's like saying you're no better than that guy who's a garbage man. And I gotta tell you, garbagemen worked their ass off, and so I don't like that. Friend Sean works for Department Sanitation, New York. He's about to retire soon. He's put on so many years on the job. He's seen so many things, I'm sure over the years. But they work long, hard hours in all weather. Yeah. My friend, my father's friend, Joe, work for sanitation. He was an auto mechanic for them, fixed all the vehicles, and he worked on my car and I I know how many out I used to go sometimes go see him a work. I dropped off the car. His job a buster. My point was, don't be like, oh, you know what, I'm no better than a that you could you are. If you pick another profession to compare to, you go, oh, I'm no better than a veterinarian, then you're insulting veterinarians. If you know better than anybody, to just say nobody anybody else. Don't single out of profession because you're saying that you're better than m This is me off, that's all that. That's a good point, Brodie, These are us. This is one to grow on. I said, you want grant police and then we're gonna do a rant. Well, let me ask you a question before we do the grand police. I have one unused joke because I've been sick. Well I can say it for next week with all the rest, with all the rest you're hoping is okay, got one joke right there, I've got, I've got I've got a medium rant, and I got a rant, like a hashtag rant. And I feel like this podcast has gone on so long. I don't want to disappoint. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna move the medium rant. I'm gonna do the big rank, big grant. We want big rant. We need a big rant from Brody, big rant of the day. Alright, So so someone's gonna give you graphics of your podcast. Do some email, and then have my music ready, brother, because I I had a day. Okay, well at night, do you want grant police or email? Let's not do email today? Somebody said somebody requested that we not do email or or don't so, so well, we will take you under advisement and we're not gonna do email. I like the email because we riff off it. You want to riff off some email. We'll do what we want. I want to do ground police then, all right here quick, okay, you know what fun the grand police really? You know Grand Police today? All right? Do the email? All right, you're already played the jingle when you fucked up the language. But you just what are we doing, Brodie? You want the email? The email that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail? All right? Did anyone respond to my complaint last week? Which one was that? I said? Episode finally? Episode forty four? Right was last week? Already has more listens than and one. I can't help you. I don't understand. Those are great podcast now, they have a lot, but they're a little bit lower than forty three. So is there something wrong with forty one? I don't think so. I mean they're they're big, but they're not. They're just a little under. When forty three, sorry, when passes forty three, you gotta go why why? Yeah? I don't know, Brodie. These are these are some phenomenons, but we we we can't answer phenomena phenomenon. By the way, can I say story? My daughter was in Costa Rica and I wanna you know what I'm gonna get it wrong. Um. She came back and said she had this amazing fruit juice. She's exhausted, She's off playing to anybody, So I'm gonna just do uh. I'm gonna look at a coast Reacan brute brute drink. Okay, the email music continues to play. You read an email? Yeah, well, why don't I do that? While you're doing that, I can tell you how I pised my daughter. So Noel Lewis writes to us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. You can always email us there Brooken Boys The Brooken Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Scary and Brody love the show. I just wanted to tell you about my free dessert. In October, I purchased a Mofi charging case from my phone. When I got at the box said verified by Amazon. Come to find out, the case doesn't work since I bought it in October and just got around to calling Amazon. They said they cannot return it, but they credit the thirty dollars to my Amazon account as long as the product is fulfilled by Amazons. It's I'm a valued customer. Damn you Morning Show for telling us how to hook to look up all of our purchases. I didn't realize the difference, but from now on I will make sure. Thanks for giving us all the drive to standa for use elves f you Uh okay, whoever you are? All right? So that's from Chanelle Nelly but so so she got a free dessert. That's great. Um Oh, here's a grand police right here in the great state of Elvis durand show on demand. Hey, scary am Brody, I wanted to share a bit of grand Police that actually involves the Elvis Duran Morning show. We're listening to the Elvis Duran on Demand channel Monday's episode misspelled Planning, so it reads planing love listening to you guys, Thank you for reading my free desert story about out back. This is from Shelton and here it is. It's from the fifteen minute more. I'm sorry. It's the Elvis Derancio on demand right there on our heart radio clearly says the day Elvis planed his wedding face palm. How the fuck do we have grand police problems in our own home right because we have the two people that that post the podcast are the two of the three worst spellers on this ship. I can't believe it, right, So I'm and then people tweet me and they go grandbla, you guy, Nope, it wasn't us. And it's when the fifteen minute morning shows spelled rolling it. The double pisses me off. It's horrible. I mean, how do you not check your grammar on that stuff? What do we just say what we're talking about when we said monomona monomana that I don't what we just said something? We just said it? Do do to do? What do you say? I don't know, Brodie, I'm already passed it. Okay. So my daughter came back from from Costa Rica and she's telling the story to my other two kids and my wife and and and to me and uh. She's talked about this great juice she had, and she's very serious that we're all paying attentions, like are you paying attention to me? She's telling this eight story about I was using Costa Rica and this fruit it spelled g u a n A b A n a. Now it may be pronounced no one ton of no uh guanabana, but she pronounced it guan abena. My youngest daughter and I at the same time, go do do do do and yeah, I'll tell you again that the juice that she had saying gwen Abana guand Abena. Yeah, it's only Costa Rica, Guanabada. I mean it maybe you know the Central American countries. Anyway, So there was a long walk for a joke. It wasn't a joke. The point was she got mad at us. Not okay, you tell me how you here Guanabana and you don't go do do do doo doo. I can't be playing for that. I mean Guanabana did the same thing, right, Guanabana. It doesn't make it to go ahead and get something. Yeah again, I don't need you to tweet me that it's or whatever. Okay, it doesn't make it so funny then. So all right, so scan Man, you know you're singing that jingle. Now, good luck in using a hashtag for that because it's spelled a thousand different ways. Uh, scan Man says, Hey, Brody and Scary, my name is, My name is? My name is kids. I love your podcast and was listening to your most recent episode while it works. I want to let you know seven Up is owned by Curing Dr Pepper, Curing Slash Dr Pepper in the United States and PepsiCo owns it everywhere else in the world. So seven Up is owned by PepsiCo outside of the United States, but in the United States it's actually and this person works for it. And he sent his picture what's up in his seven Up uniform outside of his seven Up trucks, So there you go. Didn't just wanted to clear that up. John Moremille wrote in about free Dessert, Hey, Brody and scary as an Italian Irish it from Carnarci. I love hearing you guys talk about the old neighborhoods, especially places I grew up at, like L. M. B's Nellie Bliges and Roland Roaster, who is not Nelly Blies but Nelli Blies. Especially love Brodie's rants, and they have inspired me to seek the free dessert. We recently readd Our Front Porch and the railing company we contracted ten weeks ago took I'm sorry, took ten weeks to complete the project. They promised we'll take two or three. Oh Brody and contractors, Oh my god. Anyway, I should back up a moment and mention I negotiated two dollars off the price to start of this project. But anyway, being a good Brooklyn Knight and offered to pay cash. Brooklyn Night's order to pay cash and why why is that broty Oh, because then you know that is correct. Anyway, this guy, he comes into this this long email about how he got free dessert from them. Anyway, the point of the matter is he thanks you, He thanks you for introducing free dessert to the world. Boom free dessert. Fuck you, railing guy, Kevin, that's the name of the guy. Yeah you agnus, somebody said, and love you guys, help me get through the long days on the Northeast Corridor. That is from John A. Rod Oh five two to eight five on the subject of Seltzer, which Brody called farts tet a lot of hashtag tweeting last week fart Water heard episode forty four, learned how much you love seltier scary to check this out. An old school supplier that still does it in glass bottles and is in Brooklyn. It's still great, fart water if that's your kind of thing. Love listening. So yeah, so there are those glass bottle Seltzer guys that still if you google Seltzer and glass bottles, they do have delivery companies that still exist. Uh. Stephen Massia wrote to us about American Airlines Brody I tweeted American Airlines letting them know that uh I shan't fly with them due to your ordeal. Here's the reply. We love to fly with you, and we'll be happy to verify your friends baggage allowance if they reach out to us. Here you can find information about check bags by following this link for form response. Let it go. It was united. I'm so sorry. Yeah, Kristen Lux wrote to us. Thank you, Kristen. Also Samantha skinn Indoor with a very long going on too long. I'm no, I'm just giving some shout out at this point. Thank you for for showing up today and giving us emails. Librical Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Also another one from Daniel Silberberg. This is why people hate going too long. Nothing again, We love you. Yeah. I don't even want to read anymore. But there's a lot. By the way, I was googling something while you were reading that. I was listening to googling, and because I got caught up in what you were reading, I forgot what I was gonna google. It's something important for the podcast. Well, anyway, why don't you, why don't you talk about this week's problem? Should we take a deep breath? You know we should actually have a sponsor for your rants. Yeah those ear plugs heroes? Yeah, or you know what, because you get loud and I want to and I could still hear you screaming, well we we need ear plug spons So I don't want people to miss any anything to nation or any and they'll still hear it, but they'll hear it. I want to hear every every level of every volume, every timber of my voice. No, no, no, your phones. Uh, maybe like a Zanex would be would be great. Or if curb your enthusiasm as it comes back for its next season eventually seven years from now, whatever, disappointed by the last season, I have to say. But if they want to come back as a sponsor with a good season, it'd be fine, all right. Remember I told you about I went to the movies and I bought tickets from my buddy and it was ten sixties something or whatever it was, and he just jipped me on the change and thirty eight maybe whatever was he to do? So we go to the movies again, same guy punishment no, he's my buddy. The rants not about him. We go to the movies. We went to see I don't remember what we have to see? What was? I sent him in the wasp without him. At this point he happens to do it money and not the move. No, not at all, no, no, oh no. So we go to the movies and uh, the movie has a side entrance, right, so you walk in, it's a side exit. You can't get in. I see him, he's he's online and he's he's buying food. Right. This is one of those theaters where they're for climate chairs. They don't have waiter service, right, so, um, he's way online. He comes over the side, don't lets me and I go what a he's doing? He says, Oh, I'm getting uh, I'm getting chicken fingers. I'm starving. I said, all right, man, you getting chicken fingers? Yeah, I ordered them like ten minutes, go a wait for my chicken fingers. Right, So we're waiting and customer after customer are getting their food hamburgers, little hot dogs, whatever other people ordered, right, He's not getting his, uh, chicken fingers. So the guy in so it's it's like a it's like a kiosk, right, it's a It's an oval, big thing in the floor. When you walk in. One end of it is where you pay for normal stuff. You order your food on one end of the oval, and on the back side of the oval is the soda tower and a little doorway where the cook comes out and goes are you getting the ticket? And you give him get you whatever you ordered. So my friend says, hey, I see everyone's getting their food before me. I ordered chicken fingers. Other people got their food. I'm gonna call this guy big chub, big big chump. I I feel a fuck you big chump coming on. Hold on. So you know a lot of times when you when you go to restaurant, you can playing. They're like, they got seated before me. How come we got their food first? You never know because you could ordered something it takes longer. So he's he's the only guy in there. He's got fryers and a grill and he's making the food. There's two girls next to us. They get their food. Some guy walks up. He gets his food. So my friend says, hey, do you have my chicken fingers? I'm number whatever other people. So he looks at my friend annoyed, like and he says, hey man, your food will be ready. When it's ready. I mean, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can. It's busy, right, another ten minutes of wait and go buy and more people are getting their food, and my friend asked the guy, hey man, what's the deal with the chicken fingers? And so the guy goes the big chump says, what's your number, dude? So my friend says he gives him the number. The guy walks back into the kitchen area, it comes back out and says, I don't have that ticket. When my friend gets upset, he says, you're gonna talk to the manager. So now I'm standing there and I go, I wait a minute. You don't have his ticket, right you? You made everything with chicken fingers in the last fifteen minutes the movie. There's already the previews have already started. If this thought of a bitch had just looked and said, you ain't with chicken fingers, huh, I don't have any chicken fingers in the fryar. It's not like there's a fry guy. He's the fry guy. Chop Is McGhee is the grill guy and the fried guy. Right, So when a bell go off in your fat head and go, you know what, I'm not making any chicken fingers. No, he says, chicken fingers. So my friend says, well make my chicken fingers. He's I'll put him in now. Well, how long will that be? Six eight more minutes? I go with the manager. He says, you gotta go around the front side and uh speak to My manager's name is Leo. He's in the front. So we go around the out of the side of the kiosk. He's helping on the customers. He's on the register. So my friend tells him what's going on. He goes, I'm sorry, we're really backed up tonight. It's busier than we thought. So my friend says, that's great, but big chump doesn't even have our ticket. It isn't about, you know, being busy. He doesn't have the ticket. So Leo says, okay, man, I'm sorry, I'll have him get right on it, to which we say, the move re starting in a minute, right, So he says, all right, right down your seat number because we're in assigned seats. It's one of these theaters we get assigned seats. He's right down your seat number in the back of your ticket, and I'll bring the food to you. How about that? How about that? How about that? So I say, and you're gonna refund my friend? Right, damn straight, they are right. So the guy says, why would I do that. I'm bringing you the food if you listen to the even it's not even. So I say, we paid for the food a half hour ago at full price. He says, But I'm gonna bring you the food, so we're all good, I say, Leo, I read his name tag. No, you're not all good because even it's not even. At that point, my friend rolls his eyes because he knows what's coming. Now. This isn't even my ticket fingers not friend, I say, we paid for the food a half hour ago. Excuse me, by the way, in the real story, I did not cough at that point, but but you would have coughed in his face. So I said, we paid for the food a half hour ago at full price, and that's what we should have gotten the food a half hour ago. But my friend and I stood there for a half hour when Big Chub said it will be ready with its tready. He had an attitude about it, like you'll get your food. It's all working. It wasn't working. So I said, you're acting like you're bringing us the food is a potus. You're all fired up. I am so mad right now. I said, it's not a bonus. In fact, it's less than even. I said, you should either give us a large popcorn for free, or refund the money and still bring us to food. Yes, yes, yes, he says, Hey man, I'm busy right now. I'll bring you the food later or I can refund it. But I can't do both. I said, that's not cool at all. My friend says to me, are you trying to get free dessert. I say, yes, you deserve free dessert. So my friend writes down the seat numbers. Look, just give my money back, bring me the food. He writes down the seat number in the back of your seat and says, if you refund my money, you bring me the food. But I'm not paying for the food right So Leo says, well, you gotta pay for the food. I can't give your money back, but I'll bring it to you. By the way, he's a manager, so I say, so he's gotta he but he he can absolutely take care of this. So so my friend says, you know what, I changed my mind. I don't want the food. Now give you my money back, because I don't know when you're gonna finish with this long line of people at the register. Right, you could come half right through the movie. He says, I'm hungry now, to which I go. I said, Leo, he's hungry now. Now I'm his lawyer. So the guy gives us some money back, right, and my friends says, come on, this is go. Let's just get into theater. Bro, he let's just go. I said no, he said, Leo, you know what, if you're a real manager, here's what you would have done. You would have refunded the money right and still brought the food and apologized for chumps, the ups you over hal not bringing the not getting the chicken fingers, right, you go, hey, ter, be sorry. Here's the free chicken fingers. Here's some popcorn, here's something, here's a free soda. I love how you're taking into school and how to be a manager. That is the right thing to do. So my friends like, too, let's go. Come on, I'm gonna miss the movie. Let's go. Let's go. I think it was impossible too. By the way, I don't even know, no, it wasn't. What am I saying incredible driving me crazy. So at this point he's pulling me off of him. I'm like, you know, Leo even is not even Now my friend got his money back, but he still has no food. Now this guy is like talking to me out of the right side of his face as he's trying to have the people online and the people online now at the register, and they're like, piste off because he's taking care of us. So I say the guy at the front line, in front of line, the custerer, I go, hey, man, I'm sorry, but even it's not even. The guy's like, no, man, I hear you, right. So the guys on my side now online. So I look and go, you know what, this guy knows I'm right, and he's like look at me, like, here's what you do. Because now I've got the guy on in front of the line, he's on my side. He's on team Brody. So I'm living livid because and I so we walked by, and I go, it's I go up to big Chubs. So if by uh fucking chubbs, the ups you over there and I go, you know what, your manager says, he's gonna write you up for that, and he looks he has a dumb look on his face. I go, yeah, he's pissed after what we told him. So now he hasn't look like I'm fucked. I manage you never said that, but I wanted to just get overtle bit. So we go into the theater. We put our feet up. We've already missed all the previews. Right, the movie's about the start. I'm living. My leg is shaking in the recline of chairs. I'm trying to get comfortable, and I'm so pissed because I didn't win. Right, I'm pissed, and I'm like, funck leo, fuck that guy. And my friends like to calm downlet's watch the movie. Calm down, you're getting all upset. I got my money back. I'm You're hungry, aren't you, because yeah, I'm hungry. Right by the way, you haven't playing my music once. You fuck waiting for them waiting. My thumb is on the button, so I can't enjoy the movie. The movie's starting, and I'm like, that's son of a bitch. He fucked you gave your money. He should have brought the food. He's like, you know what, you're right, but let's go watch the movie. I'm I'm so mad right now. Five minutes into the movie, Leo comes over to the seats and he says, hey, um, here's your friend's food. Here you go, guys. I'm really sorry. It's on the house. Sorry for the problem. You're you're right, free dessert after all that, So you know what, fuck you for the aggravation, Leo. F you, Leo. If you chumps up, big chump, if you pick chup chut the list and pig chup to the list, you you you, you big son of a bitch. You know what. He probably inhaled the chicken figures hold on a checond Prody none this story. This story has a happy ending to it. I almost had a heart attack. I guessed all the previews. Who else I love previews? You love previews, got your free desert. I didn't get my previews. I feel like he owes me for the previews. Maybe you should go. You should have gone to the front and got your money back. The point was the point was I did the old here's what you're gonna do. It was a delayed free dessert. Never got that before delayed free dessert. But I still got it because the guy realized. You know what, this guy's right. It wasn't like I was causing the scene. Already caused the scene. He could have let it lie. He came into the theater with the chicken fingers, comes a little fries, and you know what, I don't care if he's spitting food or not. It was with my friend, so it was it was no loss for me. But here's the kicker. After that, I said to my friend, can I get a chicken finger? He says, no, I'm starving. Can I get a French fry? He's like, come on, man, this is my dinner. So so fuck you? Who's your friend? Jeff? You told me? You told me, Yeah, I told you at the beginning of you went to fucking stingy Jeff, who fucked you? Atty eight cents? I took about a cruise. You took him out a crazy Nowegian bless he's short changed it by thirty eight cents. Yeah, and now he won't give you any of it, will fer Jeff? Jeff? I said, I hope he's spitting your food. So there you go never give up delayed free Dessert. Fuck you, big chubb Ah. I was so mad. I couldn't have enjoyed the film if he didn't come out right there. That's a letter to corporate. What would you have done? I would have just went with it, man, you would have taken the food, made full price, mellow, waited forty minutes for your food and paid full price. I've taught you nothing. You have failed me, young Jedi Dung paddle wan. You didn't know what a paddlewan is. At this point, it's not worth the stress in my life. I there are certain things that are worth fighting for like us, like like an orgy. This is not one of them for me. Chicken fingers, go fund yourself, man, give my money back, and I'm out of here, and I don't want to wait forty minutes and I'll I'll get something after the film. When you're all up, and it's almost like a game for you, it's like a competition. It's almost like it's not real life that all of a sudden you've entered like a like this virtual video game. Oh yeah, free dessert where you have to If I if if someone could create a reality game where you you like that. Back in the day, they used to be like adventure games like Zorke. Right. What you do is it would tell you what was going on in the room. You would type what you wanted to do, and based on what you typed, would tell you what the outcome was. If I could go on a free dessert adventure game, that would be were like you're at a restaurant, the waitress messes up your diet coke. What do you do, well, ask for a manager whatever, and see how it plays out and if you end up with free desert or at the end of the Mario games is at the end of the board, you clear the board and beat the big ball a piece of cake waiting for brody free dessert. Certain times it's it's justified. Other times it's like you're dealing with people who shouldn't be in these jobs. Look at who you're talking to. What are these like pencil net geeks and they're like late teens. You probably ye know what that is that you just referenced the pencil net geek who you don't know what that is? Where that came from? That is an old song by Fred Deblasi. We used to be a wrestling manager who did a gimmicky song called pencil net geeks uh something eating freaks was the was the line, okay from a long time ago. That's weird al days. The point is, Brodie, I don't sweat the petty stuff, and I don't pet the sweaty stuff, but you do like a You don't like a slow gin fizz, You're like a slow finges. How do I not know what movie I saw him? By the way, before you get any stupid ideas, it wasn't Mama Mia. I forgot to work out, Berdie, I work out. You're not working out your line? Best boys, boys, Brock Brock, tell the music. It was tag okay. Back to the music.