#141: Real Men Don't Drink Coconut Flavored Beer?

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Speaker 1: Elvis Rand presents The Off Air Show Scary Jones and Greg te episode. Yeah, it's the Off Air Show. What's up, everybody, I'm scary Yeah. Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, he's over there now. By the way, somebody tweeted at us from a concert over the weekend. I think it was Gov Ball. Yeah, it said did you see it? Said I'm over here now? Who's somebody? Somebody on the Off Fair Show Twitter page at the off fair Show. By the way, you can always tweet us at the All fair Show. Email us at the fair show at gmail dot com and uh, Instagram and Facebook. Same thing at the fair show. So, um it was I think it was on our Twitter page. Somebody wrote on a wall. It might have been a great It was a digital graphic and it said I'm I'm over here now. And the person said me, think of the Affair Show immediately. You didn't see this tweet? I didn't see it. Now we missed in Man, you haven't been omnipresent. I have not been. I I apologize. Look up the word omnipresent. Greg t I, I have no clue what that even means. It means active. Why do you talk with such big words? But I've always done that. That's been my whole life. Why do you do that? Why you like omnipresent? What would that even mean? Use omnipresent in a sentence? How do you even spells the one word too? You know, uh is omnipresent? John It's one word. So it would be like Johnny, Johnny was hanging out at the softball game. Okay, so I know John's at the softball game, all right, But wasn't omnipresent for the locker room meeting? What was so? What you're saying? But he wasn't present, but he was there. He didn't go to the meeting, but he was present. I don' understand why you gotta used the big words because it makes me sound intellectual. Were the people that are shopping, you know, at an old navy? Are we talking the regular Pete? Are the regular people using big words? Yeah, I would say so. I think there are some smart people out there. It was smart. Yes, I don't think that the the regular Joe schmos are using the word omnipresent. They are, though, I'm gonna find maybe I'm making people, I'm shorting people. I don't care. Well, you haven't been on the present in this podcast. I gotta tell you. You know, the last couple of weeks, you've had all these appointments, You've been busy. Where have you? You just haven't been with me. Omnipresent O M N I P R E S E N t omni president present everywhere at the same time. Omnipresent. That's what it says, no widely or consistently encountered, common or widespread. And there's there's a ton of big words that you use. What are some of the other big words that you like? Um, can you think on the top of your head. Paraphernalia again? Paraphernalia why, well, it usually has a negative connotation to it. It It usually means like drug paraphernalia, like you know, but sometimes you need paraphernalia is like all the items you need to make, um, to cook something. That's fine. If that's what it is, that's fine. I can really use a beer right now. That I can use a beer, you can give two ships. What's your favorite brand of beer? You have a favorite brand of beer. I'm not a beer guy, but I've been accused. Actually I like michelob Ultra. Come on, I know you don't. That's school the mielob Ultra. Dude, you cannot if you had to pick a real beer if you're in a liquor st with the white label. It sounds like so much home on man. But I've been accused and saying someone told me that was a beer for chicks. Because dude, listen, if you were walking into a liquor store and you had money and you had to go buy a beer, what brand of beer would you buy? Like Stella? Okay, you go, but why Michelobe? Where does michel come into it all? Not Michelobe, michelob Ultra. Now there's so many others because it's got it's got fewer carbs in it. By the way, this is not a commercial. They're not a sponsor, right, But why do you have to worry about carbs if you're gonna have just some beers? Who who thinks about cars when you're really drinking beer? I don't want a beer gut. Come on, seriously, you know how many times you're not gonna go to a bar and you're not gonna sit there and go which beer has less calories? You're just gonna start throwing back some beer. Now you said Stella, I can go with you on Stella. I think Stella is a great beer, I really do. Okay, what do you think of Sam Sam's got by the way, the cherry wheat Sam Adams cherry wheat, or the or the pale ale, the summer ale, the winter ale. I get that, those seasonal things, the pumpkin ale, the like the october Fest. Those are great beers. Okay, I can I can go with you on that, all right, But what do you have against michelob ultra and cutting carbs? What is laughing? I'm not because I don't think guys really care about That's not a guy thing. You think a bunch of guys are sitting in a beer in a bar going I'm gonna cut the car I'm gonna have michelob ult Yeah, I think so. Well here, okay, here's what scares me. Listen, you know me. You know you know that I've been a roller coaster of weight my entire sor I understand that. So by knowing who I am and what my zeke is made up of, you know that I have a tendency to have a bigger stomach. Right, so rather than rather than maximize my stomach and you know, make it larger than it needs to be. But there's so many good brands right now, like dog Fish, Like, that's a great little shock Bottom man, right there, shock Top. There really shock Bottom. There's so many good brands that are out there right now. There really is shock Top, I'm telling you, man, Like, Okay, I'm a fan of um. What's the morning when you throw oranges in it? Blue moon? Blue moon? Okay, I will tell you this. It has a lot of carbs in it. Though. There you go again, it's not something they're worried about. If if it's a Sunday morning and and the ball games is coming on, especially if a football game and I'm at a bar and I know it's gonna be a beer drinking day, I will get a blue moon with the orange in it because it tastes so good. But didn't you start off it wasn't it like seriously like episode I think like episode one of The Unfair Show when we first started sitting down talking, Yeah, you had gone out to like a beer garden. I explain. The people in a beer garden is again, a beer garden is usually of German descent, where people put together these beers in a stein like the the you know, in Germany they drink beers out of stein, these oversized ceramic and porcelain and glass glasses. They're huge, right, the bands playing, bands will play. They have cafeteria style tables and there, you know, and everybody sits across from one another, you know, those old school tables, and they usually serve sour Bratton and Bratt worst Sierra Sierra Nevada palel. Yeah, and whole garden, Whole Garden beer. That's one. Yeah, that's the one that I know who garden? Right, So the German style stuff, Yeah, So why do you ask? I just think that's what what men are talking about. I don't think that that the majority of men are discussing how many calories there are in beers. But I think if you get a girl, a girl might be interested in how many calories? Me who, you know, I have a tendency to get a big gut. I don't watch my ship. But I'm not even and I'm not I'm trying to cut back if I want to have I don't drink. First of all, I'm not a beer guzzling guy. But if I'm gonna have a beer night, where's five six beers? Involved. Well, I'm gonna go for the nickel of ultra, knowing in my own head that I don't want to develop beer gut because as you can say, look at this, this is I have. I have a tendency to have the sun. Guys will be proud of that. They'd say, that's a great beer gut right there. Okay, I get scared. But the way that you're gonna lose that is not by not drinking beer. It's like doing some exercise. Do you ever see on the news or reports when they say when they do like OBC studies, and they always show like people at an amusement park walking from the neck down, So they don't have to like you. They don't have to like they could be anonymous, but they can get the point across, like look at all these fat people. I get you. You You know that, you know? They say, you know, And a survey just came out and that the video will be of like people from the neck down, like walking through Like I understand, and I'm listen, you might be one of those people and listening to this podcast. I'm not making fun, No, I'm just saying, let when I see that, I personally it scares the hell out of me. I know you're a fat boy. I got you. I don't ever want to become that, So that's why I cut the carbs. I got you. What are you talking? What are you doing? What are you play? What is this for you? What are you talking? Abo? Because men don't care about that beer belly man? Who though they do care all all the fat boys. Scary this maxim million, that's you going to the beer garden? Come on, nothing, there's just nothing to do with me. I'm not fat. I'm not trying to make you feel bad. Come on, I don't have a beer gut. I just don't want to develop a beer gut. Here you go, scary working at the beer gardens. Yeah, there you go. Such a liar dude, don't don't I went for fat loss. All right, listen, let's bring Christina and I want to talk to Christine. Oh answered Christian, Yeah, ally, christ come over here, alright, piece of sh Kristen, Hey, Kristen, come here, Hey, welcome to you off air show. You make this good and maybe you could stick around. First of all, first of all, Kristen has been interning with us for this semester. How's this semester, been going for my gosh, it's my favorite internship I've had so far. Great, how many of you had? I have had four internships? All right, wonderful. Hey, Kristen, did you want to get to Christal? I don't want to, Kristen. Let's just talk about I don't care Kristen to care about you. We we know she's from a show with Kristin. Listen, when you go to the when you go to the bars, are you are you looking at calories for beer? It depends, and honestly depends if you mean I love beer personally? Okay, you love beer? Right? But I have to say when summer comes around, I to get club. Okay, forget about the Voda Club. What scary Jones is drink in the club? Vodka club? But the question is about beer. It's not about vodka club. Point is. But don't you see what I'm trying to tell him, Christen, is there's a pattern developing with me and my drinking. When I go from my vodka club, it's because I'm cutting carbs and I want to just have a low calorie drink, and it's you know, and when I go for a beer night, I'm getting a milk Globe Ultra because I want to cut carbs. Now, wouldn't you know that as the most Oh I don't know about all that. See, it's weird because if I'm drinking beer, I just like, I'm just gonna go for it, like the Blue Moon. I want like the stuff that I like. What we say, I love blue Moon, bud Light and Corona. There you go, not one miclob micloba ultra and you don't care what it is. I do like the light versions of the beers when I'm drinking, but still the beer is still a beer. You're not. Now, if you see a guy and he's like, you know, I'm gonna get a Miglobe Ultra because I'm watching my calories? What does it say to you, Kristen? I love you? Scary? I really do, but I don't. It would go right over my head. Really, I honestly wouldn't even think of do you tell me you got a VODCA club or something of that nature. I'd be like, oh my be like he's trying to but you would you would second guess a man that sits here and goes, I'm not gonna have that beer because it's got too many. Guy, If he was if he was trying to if he was trying to cut calories, that's that's why he said it. That's why he was doing it. I'm justifying. I really don't think. I really don't think I would judge him for that. I don't really know. I don't you wouldn't think he's less than a man. No, let him drink what he wants. Come on, I mean, if he likes it, why do you like the taste of it? Or is it just just for the calories. I don't like the taste of any beer. But but if I'm gonna be forced to drink beer, I'm getting a michelob Ultra. But Chris didn't even drink beer at all. But I don't know. I barely drink beer. I said. If my friends are having a beer night and like there's no beer available whatever, I'm sorry, there's no like vodka, and they're not doing whatever it is I'm going for. I'm going for michelob Ultra because I don't like the taste of beer necessarily, and I want to cut my car. A guy at a beer garden he got a huge gut that he said that guys with big gutter try dive. People are into dad bods these days. But wait, wait the dad bots is that a thing? And who doesn't like beer? Scary? Wait a second? Yeah, all right, David Bertie, Well you know you have your we have ten microphones. Here, go over this microphone here. I have to ask her something about the same. Why you saying yes, um yeah, that's definitely thing necessary. I definitely have dated people that had dad bobs bos because it makes me feel better. It's a trendy thing now, like it's like this bro thing. Like you used to be hot and had like abs and stuff, but now you drink so much, party so much that you have a dad bob. That's kind of hot because you were like a bad boy and now you're not. Now you're like just soft. So now you're now you're paying for it, so it's not okay. I used to love dad buds, used to them. Really Now I'm like into like the who like t's like's like biting his I guess I guess I don't think you dad body. He's got a dad bod. No, he actually is a reformed dad body. Wow, that's even worse. He's face Palmer's face Palmer nothing. He's upset. Upset good sor right? I guess I'm wrong, then I guess guys don't don't. I don't know what's the matter. Nothing sounds cool. Here's the problem. He tried to bring them in here to prove a point, and you're not. You're not getting your way. It's not going down. Here's this point. Because he was hoping that she would call me out, that Kristen would call me out on like drinking michelob Ultra beer at the bar, and she didn't. She actually respected my thoughts. No, I think that's weird. I think that's weird. Yeah, you should be ordering like Stella would have been good. I love beers like you should be actually ordering guinness. Come on, no, because I'm not getting his tastes good. Yes, it's anyway, it's a really good Oscar blues. Do you know what Oscar blues are? What's that? It's a night? Yeah, it's a really good I PA. We're talking about where this is beer talk. This is the podcast about beer. You know? Do you know what I p A that is? No? Is it available nationally? Yes? Okay, I don't know about many I PA s. I don't know about hops. I don't know about that crap. I did go to a beer fest a couple of months ago. What did you drink at the beer fest? Oh? My god, they had a coconut flavored beer. It was so good. It was coconut cream. I took a picture of the sign. But again, I don't think it's a man's beer. Coconut flavored beer for girls? What is that for a guy? There's no guy's gonna roll up to a beer guard and go, I'll have the coconut flavored beer. But let me tell you something. The line for the let me say they were a hundred and fifty beers available. This is when I went to to Chicago. We were at there is no way that you're going to Chicago and having a coconut flavored beer. Listen to me, Listen to me. No good man goes to Chicago, goes to a Wrigley game and get like coconut flavored beer. Listen to me. We went to Soldier Field, Oh, oh, you did, did not? They had a beer fest going on. There was a hundred fifty beers, yes, And the line for the coconut flavored beer was the longest, and it was old dudes. No way, I'm gonna I want to see a video, I want pictures, I want proof. Trust there's no way that guys are going standing on a coconut beer line at Soldier Field. It's not happened. Happened. I'm actually gonna wait. I'm gonna actually looking it up right now because I want to. I want to let everybody know what the name of this beer was, you guys. I doubt that there's any local bars like like a bar like JRS were celebrated when was selling coconut flavored beer. Kristen, what does coconut Kristen? What does coconut flavored beer tell you about a man? I don't know, he's probably I've never had coconut beer, your Ritza, What does coconut flavored beer tell you about a man? He's probably excited that cucumber melon is coming back to bath and body Works. There you go, there you go, shut up, there you go. That's actually my point. Excited that that cue cumber moltain is coming back. That's exactly my point. I am. That's the guy I have a massag. I mean, it's is ridiculous. Hold on a second, I'm trying to find where is this? I gotta find this guy's I'm so oh, man, where is it? Where is it? Yeah? Where is it? Where's the beer? You don't have it because it doesn't exist. No, no, we were here. We're here because you know he's online for a coconut flavored beer. A bunch of guys that don't want to be there, that are getting a beer for their girls because the girls don't want to wait online. That's who you see. You're not seeing guys that I really want the beer. You're seeing guys that are online for their girls getting them a cocon Honest, I don't know any girl who would want to cook in a beer either. I agree Chicago a coconut beer. Let me, it tasted like coconut cream. There are certain cities you're cocon a custard. It's a little custard pint. It tasted like that in a beer. If you want to go to San Diego, then you can go have a coconut flavored beer. But you're not gonna flavored couple and Chican might have even been organic too, unbelievable. Well, this has coming from a guy. Come on, I think it was cocoa for Coconuts Chicago Brewing Company. Oh my god, you laugh, Yes, I laugh. So damn good guys for coconut You're rid Kristen. I thank you guys very much for stopping by. Thank you so much, no help to me. Thank cu cumber melon. That's really great. I really do appreciate that. These people. All Right, so you finally get your wish. You said, you get in my way, you stirred, steered him in the right, in your direction. But what we didn't solve is the fact that you didn't ask them what do you think of you know, what do you think of a man who's a man and a half? I just think that if you're gonna be a guy, there's certain stereotypes that go with a guy. And a guy is not standing on a line getting a coconut beer. He's not. It's not a guy. You know what in in in the world of beer, when you're you know, we have a whole flight of it and you're you're actually drinking beer all day, you could have the coconut beer. It's okay, especially if it's only two ouncers that you're getting. All right, changing changing gears. What did you do over the weekend? Um, I don't even tell me you had coconut beer. No, I didn't have coconup beer. I didn't drink beer. I told you I'm not a beer fan. Only when it's forced down my throat. I did went. I did go to the NET game. Yeah, hung out there a bunch of people. I went. My girlfriend went with um my buddy Brian. We've chilled. We we watched the game. We uh beforehand we went to McFadden's where they sell beer. Butadd McFadden's is like a saloon. City Field has, like you know, every ball park in America has like the places you go before and after. Are they selling coconut flavor beer? I don't think they're selling that. Why not? Why don't you think that's a good question. Why don't you think they're selling coconut flavor beer? But they didn't they because because why it probably doesn't sell well. Here there you got. They did have the sinder guarderiea it's like a margarita. Maybe you have to know the question is what is going on with the Mets? Why are the Mets so bad this year? What happened? You know? I don't know. I would have to say that Matt Terry Collins fall. No, doesn't Matt Harvey not go into the game going out drinking? Is that the problem? No? I just think that he's not the picture he was before surgery. I think that's it. Is it time to let Matt Harvey go? You know what I suggested. I'm a die hard MET fan. Met fans are gonna hate me for this. Is it time to let Matt Harvey was one of the few people that we're saying we should have dealt him when we could and gotten a whole lot more for our money. Because I do I don't know if he's gonna find his way. He doesn't look like he's just not the picture that he was um and then we have injury problems. Synder Guards on the d L you got despitous. You know, he's Matt Harvey. He's supposed to be the leader. Remember Matt Harvey Day at the stadium. I was a couple of years ago. It was packed. Everybody was Harvey. Harvey's Harvey, right, Yeah, all the is Matt Harvey still the Dark Knight? Is still the Dark Knight? I would listen as a Met for And don't you think that I wish that. I think that his best days are in front of him still, so he's still the dark night. I don't know. We're Tespeness. Where's your boice? Cespeness, he's hurt? Come on, he's our ace done. Come on listen. First of all, I don't want to record. Why don't we Let's just dive into the matter. No, we will have to dive into ship. Come on, you're such a big Mat fan. Give me the Mets song. Come on, let's get into the Mats. You want to meet the match, Meet Mats, Come on, meet them Mats. Did we ever discussed on this podcast what happened with Mr Matt and flipping off the We we did not? Or I think we did talk about that? Another great question if you want to get into a little bit of sports. Another great question. Let me get talking about the Calves, because that's on my mind. I would not go to the Calves. Neither of us weren't know that much more to get into. I have one thing to say about that. Yeah, here's your here's your New York Mets. What it's our record? The Mats are twenty four. You are eleven and a half games out of first, behind Atlanta and Washington. Actually, you're tied with Atlanta. Thanks, can't wait twenty four wins. Let me tell you something right now. At four wins, that is almost dead last in the West, that is dead last in the Central, and that is eleven and a half back in the East. So we're not making a play for the wild card, not not even close. Because the wild Card, if you look at it, the Cuppies are, the Brewers are thirty and eight. You're not. The Colorado Rockies are thirty six and twenty. First of all, let's analyze the West real quick. Colorado Dodgers, Arizona all or over. Thirty wins, there's no way the Mets aren't even gonna be next to even They can't even get the World Card. It's over over. Matt Harvey. Time to trade him, Time to trade Harvey. You see you later, Harvey. It's time. Um. But one word about the Calves and the Golden State Warriors. Where are we are we contacting Joegado and asking him to come up with something and we were taking a bet at he took the Calves and I took Golden State. What we're doing that? And didn't didn't you talk about all of a sudden don't fight. No, no, no, no, didn't I take Golden State? I said, I will take you for the team. I would love to see Cleveland win. I said, I will take Golden State again, and you could take the Calves. And we were gonna contact Joe Gotto from in Practical Jokers to come up with something, you know, a bet for us. Here's here's the one thing I'll say. You want me to get joke out on the phone? Is it? No? You want to call right now him and his staff. Do you want him and his staff to come up with it with a nail schedule. Maybe we'll schedule that. Yeah, and we should schedule that. Want me gonn schedule that? What I do want to say is this. Yeah, you know everyone talks about the Calves. Oh, they were down three games to none last year and then they made their wild run and they came back. Here's why I don't think that's gonna happen this year. Why don't you think it's gonna happen? Two words for you. Kevin Durant. He's the factor. He's the X factor for Golden State. Yeah, listen, they've got a great team over there at Golden State. But the addition of Kevin Durant this year makes makes puts them over the edge and makes them better than the Calves were, I'm telling you or this year. So it's gonna be really hard for the Calves to climb that hill. Uh scary. I'm just telling you right now. If we're coming up with a bat, now is the time they either do it or welch on the beat? What are you doing? Scared? Are you betting me? Or are you not? You're still sticking with the Calves. I'm sticking with I'm sticking. Hold on a second. He's gonna get coasted, boy josh in here. Yeah, he's gonna get coasted, boy josh in here? Why are you calling Kristen? And what the hell is she? Know? She a basketball fan? No, we're not, No, we're not. Hold on a second. What is going on in here? This? This is bedlam? What what are you doing? What are you doing? Come on, hey, Kristen? What do you know about the NBA Finals? What do you mean? Nothing? So the NBA Finals? Don't don't tell her? Where? What city are they from? No idea? I'm really I don't know. You don't know? Do you know the star player or two. There's a couple of star players with the name on. There's one name in basketball you should know. He's the Michael Jordan's he knows. Come on, he's not exactly, he's not exact. He's not as good as Michael Jordan was in his time. But no, I don't know. You don't know the biggest name in basketball. Huh um, Michael Jordan? No, come on playing for the Cavs right now. I don't know James James? Are you kidding me? Really know the name of Lebron James? Do you know? I know Lebron James number? What's his number? I have no idea who is his idol? I don't know why does he wear the number? Come on, Kristen, where's Michael Jordan number twenty three? Okay? You know about that? Do you know? Michael Jordan went three? So let me ask them? What are you watching on TV? If you're not watching the Space Jam, what do you watching watch? I'm really in a Netflix. I like my shows. I don't know. What do you think about a guy? Hey, you're trying to four feed of basketball conversation down her throat? Deal? I don't know. I just don't like basketball. Are you what about a guy that's into the NBA Finals? Are you into that guy? Yeah? I mean I like guys who are into sports. So let me ask you this area. Let's let's flip this a little bit. Let me ask you this, Kristen. All right, now that you're back in here, all right, would you do homework? And let's say you were dating a guy who was big into the game, right now, would you date would you actually do some research to try and relate to him more on that level? Yeah, you're no, I wouldn't. I want to just let it be his thing. If he was really into it and like he was talking to me about it, I want to know what I'm talking about. All right, Well, tomorrow night is Game three. He got the Calves and you've got the Golden State Warriors, right or so what do you watching tomorrow eight o'clock? That? Wait? Are you watching that? Are you not watching that? Am I going to watch it? I'm not going to watch it? Why not? Because I don't have any of my life right now that wants me, like I need to be motivated for to watch I don't know, I don't really So your boyfriend Eric, Eric wants to watch the game. Are you laying on watch with Eric? Yeah? If I like Derek, sure I box again with Eric, But I don't like him. What you hang out? Well, you're in seriously like like if somebody say my friends over, say my guy friends were like, hey, let's put on the game, I'd watch with them. But it's not something that I'm going to sit there and turn on my TV and I don't. I'm not interested. Okay, but then shouldn't you do some research as to who's playing in the game. Who's the other team playing in the NBA Finals? I literally have no idea. So what do you watch? What do you watchflix? The Golden State Warriors are in the finals? What what city do the Golden State Warriors play in the Golden State? I think we found a new contest. Do you know what Christian? She obviously doesn't know that San Francisco is the Golden State? Do you know why San Francisco is the Golden State? What does what do they have there that's golden in San Francisco? Don't say the Rice Roney trolley. That's exactly what I was gonna say. What does Christian? Now do you know the Rice Roney song? What do you watch on Netflix? Do you know that that was the San Francisco treat? She does to know anything about San Francisco. That was an eighties commercial. But the point is what is golden in the state of San Francisco? The bridge? You didn't say it? All right? What are you watching a Netflix other than the Game? Yes? I did? I really love their Teen Reasons Why Reasons? Why? Why? What do you love about thirteen Reasons? Why? Can relate? He wants to kill himself right now? I've listened a couple episodes. Does he probably doesn't want to come? What? What do you What do you love about thirteen Reasons Why? I love that It's like it's relating to the youth and it's trying to like speak to everybody as to why, like what's going on? And it sends an important exactly But you don't Christen, what give us some music for Christian? You got some music for Christian? Skill christ to figure it out? Give me something, give us some muson and say you don't need a Christians? Like why am I in here? I see you turning around or something? Now get or something? Christian keeps turning around? Get that? Gonta explain what's going on? No, Christian is turning around looking for like help, like get me out of you. I would know I was talking in a basketball conversation. I probably would have never walked in. See what I mean? What is her song? I don't never something, Kristen? What if? Who's your favorite artist? Who's your favorite artist? Christin? You really want to know that? Yeah? I do play some Jonas Brothers music. I didn't. Please don't do that. Please don't do that, Please don't do that. You just asked some Rihanna, cold play, cold play, cold Yeah, Chris Martin, what's what's wrong? What's wrong with the stuff she's requesting? T? Why can't you let her be her? Why can't you let her be her? Chris Martin? I love what your t is like having a nervous breakdown over here. You said, get some music for her, So I said, well, who are your artists? She went through seven artists and you don't want me to play any of them. I play, play, play, play something for play, Chris Martin, here's some Chris Martin. I just wanted to get a music bed for Okay, why are you scratching your head? I just wanted you to get Christmas, could you just get a music bed for just a music bed, just a music bed, man, You just want a music bed for her that I don't have a music bed, like like, you have to give me something to go with. Just pick a music be play first of all, rock flavored music, rock flavored music. Yeah, okay, I got something. Kristen. You're gonna love this song because you here you there, you go. Perfect, She's like perfect? All right, Christin, listen, all right, So what do you Netflix? What are you doing? Don't know? He's got her best friend of the week. I just wanted. I just wanted, No lycs, you just get me a rock bed. Why are you going driving me crazy? Just ask Chris? Can you get me a rock bed? A rock bed? That was a rock bed. I'm trying to figure. I'm trying to I'm trying to get a rock bed for you, buddy. Just get a rock bed. Here. Here's a rock song from Modest Mouse, one of my favorite. Alright, alright, christ and Gain, you're watching fun Netflix reasons? Why? Yeah? I think? All right, what do you think of thirteen reasons why? I loved it? All right? What else? You watching? One more show? Um? I just finished scandal, I mean the season analogy? Alright, so like scandal? Now, what give one more shows? Shameless? Got you? Actually, you've got three shows there. You'd rather watch any of those shows other than the NBA Finals? What you made me do that wrong? You know you? By the way, why did you need a rock bed to introduce something that she was going to talk about for two seconds? I thought we'd go somewhere else with it. I don't know, I'm pretty disappointed. That disappointed. What did you want to hear? I thought christ And would say, yeah, I want to watch the NBA Finals. Okay, here's I'm Christian. By the way down, what's what's your favorite charity? It's my favorite charity? Yeah. Who would you like to save? What would you like to do? Um? I prevent how to use in America? That's good, childers in America. That's good. That's good. Yeah, Kristen talks to you a second. Right, first, well, thank you for being honest and thank you for being real. This is the podcast that's honest and real. We talked to people and the way people are supposed to be spoken to the fact that Greg t wanted you to to to get into your head and and and act a different way is everything but real and honest. So I'm excited that you answered the way that you wanted to answer your answers. And you're entitled to that. I mean, I'm serious. If somebody came over tonight and put on the game, I wanted to watch it, they went, but I just or tomorrow. But he's biting his lip because he's trying to prove a point to me all that I'll never I'll never get It's all right, we're good, Thank you very much, Christen. To call you again. We'll call you. We're gonna get you, like like we're gonna get walkie talking. Is no buzzy woman come in. Sounds like a plan. He was hoping that you would somehow turn this on me and rail on me for like, you know, like the beer thing before, right, because you know, saying for cursing me out or saying like you're not a real man, ha ha. So he could be like, look, see, even women think that that's you know, that's not very manly of you to drink drink real men's beer. But the fact that I gave you a logical reason why I don't want to carve up and drink beer, you know, for the sake of it. You thought that was pretty, you know from what made fun of It's being responsible, right, I an't responsible, but you're you're sticking to your plan, like if you're on the top and you respect that. Yes, I respect. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you. I love even more. Now we gotta give her. She's gotta make sure she gets a great grade to her professors. She did wonderful se Alright, man, that's all I got for you today. I want to know what your problem is. I think it's great. I want to know why you're so I want to know why you so upset. I want to know what the deal is. I think we're good. We're good today, man, But didn't you want to talk about I dont you wanted to talk about the Cavaliers? By the way, T is so defeated right now. I want the All Fair listeners to know T wanted so bad for someone to come into the podcast and agree with him, but no one would come in and agree with He took his headphones off. He's got your's so sad. Oh my god, I'm so upset. I feel like Greg T needs a hug. Can everybody give Greg T a social media hug today and then use hashtag hugs for Greg T because he's so upset, he's so angry, he didn't go his way, in my opinion, was a better one. I'm sorry. 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