#383: Pumps for People's Perfect Poop Position

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 2: Boys, start Up.

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Speaker 1: Up, start up, dot Up, Episode three eighty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's going on?

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Speaker 2: I'm Scary Jones. I'm David Brody.

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Speaker 1: Another one of our backwards forwards podcasts three eight three.

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Speaker 2: Three eight three. It's a palindrome. It's a palindrome. Why isn't palindrome palindrome? It should be? Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. Why isn't phonetically spelled phonetically it should be? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That as well? Yeah, No, these are the things that you you ponder. Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We are so excited to have you, and we appreciate it. If you're listening for the first time, that's great, but we're gonna remind you that there's so many more. There's three hundred and eighty three episodes of just hilarious content that you should always you should check out on your spare time.

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Speaker 2: Cuff from zero and see you in a couple of years when you catch up.

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Speaker 1: Right, get started from the bottom. Now you're here, I want your opinion on this. Okay, someone I follow on social media, I have more followers than he does. Okay, he posted on Instagram that he's he's no longer going to be responding to anyone on d MS and uh not replying to a lot of comments because he's moving to something called passes passes dot com passes, which is like you know, cameo, you can pay celebrities or scool balls like us. Yes you recorded like something, by the way, Scary and Eye both available on cameo if you that was.

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Speaker 2: My favorite movie by the way, scooballs like us nice, so you can.

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Speaker 1: You can like you know, like what was it?

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Speaker 2: We have a paywall.

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Speaker 1: We used to Patreon on Patreon, right and you have to pay for episodes of a podcast playing Patreon.

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Speaker 2: Only only fans, only fans, right well.

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Speaker 1: Passes is a thing for influencers, so you can interact with them if.

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Speaker 2: You want to be only call.

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Speaker 1: If you on a phone call from Scary Jones, you can pay whatever scary rate is. Like so not just cameo. You get a recorded message. You can you can pay for like a chat you can have like a twenty minute chat with somebody, or you can pay for like d MS or advice like there's I looked as doctors on there, there's there's all kinds of experts and different So although it annoyed him, like, who the fuck is this guy?

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Speaker 2: I gotta pay to talk to him? Well wait, why can't you? Why can't you just mention him right now? Who was it? No, it doesn't matter. Okay, that doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But okay, So that being said, there's a lot of people on this on this platform, do a lot of people want to talk to this guy. I'm not paying to see how many subscribers he has. All I'm saying is it annoyed me. And then I thought, well, what if it was something I really liked?

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Speaker 2: What if I get scary?

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Speaker 1: What if you could have for a hundred bucks a three minute phone call with one of the beastie boys that we're alive? I mean, no brainer. I would do it in a second.

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Speaker 2: So I got me to thinking I am not. I don't think I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where the guy gets the balls to think I give a like, I'm gonna he's interesting, but I'm not gonna pay to like talk to him on the phone. And the fact he's not talking to anybody anymore for free. But then I thought about it. What would the slices think of us, our audience if we did something like that? Because I respond to I try to respond to everyone on Instagram. By the way, I'm a few weeks behind, so I'll get to you. But please, if you're be bother me with like twelve videos, I can't keep up. But if you're asking me legitimate questions, I try to do my best. But what if I said, hey, for uh ten bucks a month, I'll respond back to you know, eleven questions or ten questions like a dollar a dollar response four for like for twenty bucks, I'll talk to on the phone. I got to say, I think I don't know. I don't well, okay, I think it's cheesy. It's cheesy for me to do that. I'm not going to two hundred bucks for a five minute phone call. I don't think I want to do that because I don't.

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Speaker 2: Why don't.

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Speaker 1: I would feel bad, But I can understand why people do it because time is money.

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Speaker 2: You know you, you know it.

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Speaker 1: It's one thing to have a fan base and you respond back to a DM and I think I'm amazing.

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Speaker 2: At responding back.

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Speaker 1: I try my best to respond to anyone who dms me on Instagram. If you get me on Instagram, chances are you'll get my attention. But on Facebook, I haven't checked it in months and months, or forget about like Twitter or x or whatever any other social media Sending me to a dm is is probably good a waste of time, But that's where I live. Most of my social media moments is Instagram, So what happened to be in the app? So I'm constantly checking so I can and I try and respond to as many people as they possibly can. Now that being said, if people, if this guy is out here, he's a celebrity, he's obviously got a lot of subscribers, and these guys subscribers he has, he's decided, he's decided that I'm making the move. I don't have a problem with that. I think that his time is valuable, it's precious. People probably ask him, maybe asking for advice. It's no different than sitting down with a therapist. You know, they charge you, They charge you exorbited amounts of money per you professionals. This guy is just a guy on social media who has a niche right that, I was like, I followed him, I was like, oh he's well, then, well then cameo is the same way, but it's just a video message and you Yeah, but you're not you're on cameo, right, but yes, but cameo is like a one shot I need like a happy birthday greeting for my husband or whatever. This is like, I'm not talking to you for free anymore. I built up a following on social media and now it's no different done. It's not cutting everybody off. No, it is different because cameo doesn't change anything I'm still doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're.

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Speaker 1: Still spending your time and you're investing your time with strangers and that require that's a service that you're providing. So you he should be charging. I'm team him wherever.

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Speaker 2: This is okay, mister X is.

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Speaker 1: So should I Should I charge for a dollar a d M?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And you people will pay?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: See that that's where I get. You know you could do it because you're a cheesy guy.

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to sign up for that ship because you know I would do.

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Speaker 1: You did a commercial for Pampers when you have no kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to charge the slices personally to communicate with us if I have time to answer you back. That's why this is not a money making lane for me. That's not a money making venture for me, and not at this stage of the game, you know. But I don't think so I wouldn't do it personally. But what I could understand why anyone with a platform and a fan base would charge to talk to them, because it's it's an interaction. It's a celebrity brush with greatness that person. And it's no different than that person recording a video or doing doing a favor somehow for them and charging them a service, or showing up at their wedding or you know, or doing an appearance for them. It's it's an audio appearance. Here, here's some of my time a dollar a minute. But again for me, I don't want to do that. I don't want personally, that's not for me. So I would write I talk to people for free, but I don't fault anyone else for doing it.

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Speaker 2: You understand where I'm coming from.

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Speaker 1: Yes, as a shout out, by the way to our older audience when scary said chances are I meant to say okay, John Johnny math and won't get that. I don't think anyone get that reference. But yeah, it's a great audio back. You're like, Brody missed it.

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Speaker 2: I caught it. That's a great one.

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Speaker 3: Parent.

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Speaker 1: My mom loved Johnny Mathis. I used to hear it in the car anyway, So I have a question a follow up.

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Speaker 2: Now, so is this?

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Speaker 1: So here's where I think there's a happy medium. I would never charge for DMS because I do that for free and I enjoyed talking to people right right, But what if you charge for things you don't normally nor can you do normally now, case in point, case in point, Hey talk to scary on the phone for ten minutes for fifty bucks. Oh fuck it, man, I'm charging ten minutes is a long time. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, even whatever five minutes for twenty but whatever, whatever, then the length and the money is. And you know what, I would give you extra minutes for free. I wouldn't be that guy to say, like, oh, time's up, right. I think that's it's a session. That's a session. That's it, right, that's like a cameo, or it's an extra thing you're not.

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Speaker 2: Going like doing.

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Speaker 1: Nate, hire us for a voice tracking session to your using your voice and you're creating content, or you're or you're doing a commercial and voicing a read. We get paid for those. So, so yeah, you're using I have to sit down, I have to turn on my computer, I have to go to my microphone, put on my headphone. I mean that's a moment, you know. So yeah, I mean, and if you're going to do that through a paywall, I've got no issue with that. But yeah, if you want like a session with me where you want to just chill and talk, I'm going to charge you for that. Now, A lot of people charge to make appearances on people's podcasts. We know some people who charge. I think going on someone else's podcast your might If I want to go on your podcast, what's the difference, Because you could be like, oh, Scary Jones. That's time, that's energy, that's effort you're requiring. The difference is I get promotional value out of being on your podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm on.

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Speaker 1: If I'm on your podcast, I'm doing it for free. I'm waving my fee. Now, if you've got twelve listeners and you want to know your podcast, right, I don't think we have your podcast for free? No, I think I would charge. Why if you have twelve listeners. Why you want to be on our podcast's an appearance. I'd have to because I've got to make time. I hope this doesn't sound too I want to play Christians I if you guys want us to do that, it's like me.

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Speaker 2: Make an appearance at your bar. Mitzvah or Sweet six.

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Speaker 1: D has done which I've done, has done it? Yeah, I mean that requires a couple hours on my Saturday afternoon. That's my time. I'm going to charge a premium for that. Now we can agree tacky to cut people off on DMS. I'm not dming you anymore.

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Speaker 2: I'm not responding that's okay, that's tacky. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But but the the premium stuff that we don't already do for free. If you want me to do something that I'm already doing, right, that's okay. So that should be okay because then it's like it's notice, it's an opt in you. You don't have to pay me for a phone call. But if you and listen, I don't know why anyone would pay me for a phone call. I'm not I'm not trying to. I'm just saying all hypothetically speaking. If for some reason you wanted to talk to me on the phone. It's not what I normally do that then's a service Like Okay, that's fine, I get it, but I'm not cut people off on social media and go I'm not gonna tweet you or write you back on one. But again, I see why people would do it, but not me. That's not I guess if you're an influencer, you don't know the people. I feel like our audience, like our slices are our audience. We talked to them on the talkbacks, and I mean we talked back at their talkbacks, so they're kind of getting feedback. We know a lot of their names. I don't think social media is like like it's miscellaneous people on You don't if you don't know them, you're just an influencer putting up stuff. Then I get it.

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Speaker 2: But no, okay, so we're in agreement. Premium stuff, no problem.

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Speaker 1: Slices. Leave us talk back to here, radio appus to my phone button and if you want to hear us on the next break, that's an next. Bro. You didn't say was this entire conversation he was quote asking for a friend, Yeah, ask you for a friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Because he's gonna experiment with this. No, no, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see about that my Boys podcast. You know, I've got a lot on my mind right now. I mean, I'm just gonna go for the jugular here on your mind, I am. So. There was a big storm the other day and I was on the phone with my other podcast partner, share my Speaking Volumes.

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Speaker 2: Podcast otherwise known as You're Pregnant? No, yeah, that one, and.

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Speaker 1: We're just talking, going over some stuff, and then all of a sudden, I hear boom.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

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Speaker 1: So I start walking around my apartment like feverishly looking for what the fuck was going on. I heard his loud crash this bang. I couldn't find anything now that you know, the storm was happening, So I'm like, who knows what's going on here? But maybe something fell somewhere, but it was nothing in my apartment. Everything was cool, and I went.

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Speaker 2: Back to my business.

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Speaker 1: Then then I come home to find out. After going to work, I come back, Oh, look at this. It's a bright sunny day out and I look out my living room window and the bottom panel of my one of my many windows was smashed like trashed.

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Speaker 2: It was the glass was shattered. It like it had ice on it.

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Speaker 1: It looked like ice, but it was so many But I guess when something of impact hits it, it's meant to break in that way, because that's the way the glass is designed. Turns out, a fucking bird went beak first into my window. Now how do I know this? I called my super intended up to come and take a look. He goes, oh, yeah, that was a bird strike. A bird struck the building. And I'm like, what kind of idiotic bird doesn't see where it's going? And he goes, well, you live in a corner unit.

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Speaker 2: You are everybody's head about that? Bad, bad, bad? What the hell is that? You heard that? Ready? That ready for me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Of course?

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Speaker 2: How long does it take?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Well? Well, so yeah, the bird, the bird was the worst the bird. And he goes, yeah, man, he goes, listen, you're not the only one. First of all, you live on a corner unit, and you know you're kind of somewhat high up, and you're right in the in the in the flight path of a lot of birds. And what could have happened is the bird saw its reflection and it could have been a bird looking for prey, so it thought it's it thought its own reflection was was prey?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Emc hammer the other prey with hey, why so the thing smashed into the fucking thing and anyway, But the worst part of this whole thing, Brodie, I'm like being fucked on several directions.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you would do.

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Speaker 1: The super goes, yeah, he goes, it tapp into like three or four other apartments. You're just one of the unlucky. There's four hundred fucking apartments.

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Speaker 2: In my building. How am I the unlucky one?

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Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, he goes, we'll get a company over to write an estimate the whole thing. Turns out they have to do this. They can't even install it from the inside. It's got to be from the outside. Ellie Goulding stained. They have to repel off the side of the building because it's a double pane of glass. But the inner pane is fine because it's my it's the outer pane that's left up. So they have to get it from the outside. They don't even have to enter my unit.

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Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying. He goes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He goes, well, what we'll do is we'll send it over this and that, we'll get the guy over, they'll replace it, and we'll send you a bill.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, huh.

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Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, you're gonna pay.

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Speaker 2: For the glass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because you own the glass. You bought the I bought the condo.

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Speaker 2: Everything is mine.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, well, guys, wait a second, that's a that's a condo insurance issue. I said, it's an hoa thing because it's structural, it's outside the building, it's a common area.

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Speaker 2: This shouldn't be on me.

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Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, you own the windows too, So that means if a window breaks, I have to have I pay to have it fixed.

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Speaker 2: And so.

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Speaker 1: I realize, okay, how much is this gonna cost me? They like, yeah, to be like fucking two thousand, twenty five to three thousand dollars to replace this. That's a lot of light switches. You have homeowner's insurance though, right, I do? And I so I just I said, great, I'm gonna file acclaim with the insurance company. And what would you tell them when you call them? Well, I what did I tell them? I told them what's up? And you know what they told me that's great. Your deductible is twenty five hundred dollars on glass?

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Speaker 2: How well everybody's had about not bad, bad, bad bad, I'm bad not word.

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Speaker 1: I well, I'm married man. Sons of bitches, they got in just under the wire. It this thing's gonna cost me twenty bull what it was the same as the cost of the glass. Yes, that's fucked wow. I gotta come out of pocket on this shit. That's a lot of light switches. You shouldn't have bought. God damn it. Who is a deductible with that much money? Who doesn't look at their insurance policy before they pay? So I called my guy, I'm like, how do I have an insurre a deductible that where I have to come out of pocket for this amount of money? And he goes, you want it? You said you wanted the cheapest possible possible policy. The chiefer didn't even ask what the deductible was. It's twenty five hundred comb ass, No, you know it now before you agreed to it.

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Speaker 2: I know because the ones that were less.

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Speaker 1: If I wanted a five hundred dollars deductible, it would have been like fucking ten times the price I'm like, I'm not paying that a month, so they're not boos you with insurance obviously, sons of bitches. Wow, you got fucked and you know what the sad part is, Well, it's gonna happen again. Yeah, dude, that may be one of the last guy sold you the apartment. All the bird strikes, I don't know, ask that question today. They didn't. The building didn't tell you. I feel like that's that's cheating. Is there never happened in my unit? This unit has never been He goes, Oh, how many buildings open hit with birds? The one above you and we below you? Oh yeah, path it happens apparently this that's happened four or five other times.

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Speaker 2: But it's not just my floor, he goes.

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Speaker 1: He goes, oh yeah, he goes, there was someone up on a on a twenty ninth floor that this happened to, like the same line.

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Speaker 2: Different.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's arbitrary, dude, dish. But they're just coming in from the same side. Are they all flying in from the east going west? No, they're all flying south. Oh your souther that's I didn't know what side of your apartment it hit. Okay, well, okay, so when they all flies out for the winner. If your place all you win, it's gonna be like bullets coming at me. Maybe the birds are like, hey, hey, hey guys, let's go let check this apartment out. Let's check out those light switches.

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Speaker 2: Let's fuck.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I hear this douche bed's got buster and punched. Let's go check it out.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I tell the story to my girlfriend and she goes. Her first thing was and I told her the whole story about the twenty five undred hours is the is the bird?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I'm like what, I'm like, louck on the glass? I'm like, you kidding me? I said, you think I'm worried about this fucking bird?

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Speaker 1: This caused me what dollars And checked at the base of the wall of the building and see if it's on the I said, I'm sorry the bird lost its life crashing into my fucking window, but it's costing me money now.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So my Godma was like, oh no, I hope the bird is okay. I said, what do you think happened? It slammed into the window and it went straight down. I said, it's safe to say it's probably dead.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: How shitty is the glass that they used for your building that a bird can smash it with its Uh?

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Speaker 2: Uh, come on, man, I think.

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Speaker 1: It was an eagle. It might have been a vulture. Who knows what it was a vultus, It could have been a pterodactyl. I mean, seriously, how big of a bird does it take to smash the glass? How fragile is the glass? It's not fragile at all. In fact, you could see the point where it started with the spider webs, no doubt, okay, no doubt. You could see where like right there is the point. And he goes and he goes, my, my superintendent, He said, look see right there, you can see right that's where the beak hit.

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Speaker 2: That was the end and it just cracked. Oh man, now you gotta call a guy, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell Lorena, she'll have you put in stained glass in What kinds of fancy shit?

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Speaker 2: Should I call him?

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Speaker 1: Ram? Save Flight Repair? Saying flight Replace? Is that the guy is that Save Flight Repair? Save Flight Replace? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh scary.

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Speaker 1: I've got Aleski and Slanch. They have the best windows. You gotta call them. How much is that window? Eighteen thousand dollars. But it's the best window. It's like butter Oh, I don't want that. A week later, Hey, Brody, I got the window.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you could put a bookcase in front of it, like put some cardboard over it and just yeah, well you know then yeah. My father's like, oh, well you should sue the bird. I'm like, okay, great, thanks, thanks Da Dad.

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Speaker 2: Humor. The bird was a basketball player. So is this like checkmate for me? Brody? Like, what else? Give me a David Brody? Move here?

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Speaker 1: What would I do? What would you do?

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Speaker 2: City High? City High? I would?

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Speaker 1: I would I would start asking other tenants in the building. I would google glass brakes in Jersey City bird attacks, see if it's common or if it's just your building, Like how shitty is the glass? Because if the glass is a poor quality glass, I don't maybe it's the building's fault, but you bought it. I don't think there's anywhere I can pin this on the building. I think this is the onus is on me twenty years living in my other condo and on much higher floor where there's more birds, and there was never ever any problem. No shit glass, You got shit glass, is what I'm thinking. You got shit glass. You bought an apartment with shit glass. You know, sometimes you buy a car and it's a new car from whatever company, but all the radio knob is a cheap plastic You're like, ah, this is not doesn't feel right. It's cheap plastic knobs. You should you got they cheaped out on the glass?

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Speaker 2: How do I know? How do I know?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 2: How will I know?

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Speaker 1: I think you know if it happens again, I mean when you when you get the glass, is the is the building providing the glass company to replace the glass? They're suggesting it because that's you back, Well, there's only one of a few. There's only one of a few window installers who will take the risk and actually repel from the top of the building. They have to get you have to go on the building in the apartment. No really, no, okay, I come on, this is a scamboni. All right, well, okay, do you remember in Brooklyn Slices You'll remember this. We've talked about this. The glass companies would go down like the car. Autoglass companies would drive down the block with like a baton and they'd smash all the call windows, and then they put their business cards around. You're like, oh, I gotta get my window fixed. Where when I go, Oh, here's a place to fix this car windows? Yeah, and then you get all the car business. And then I told you they would, they would. They would rob people in my apartment building, break into their apartments, and then there would be locksmith cards in the lobby so you can put an extra lock on your door.

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Speaker 2: It was a brilliant scam.

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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if maybe they're breaking the windows on the buildings, Like when you're at home, they go out with a scaffold and they smash a couple of windows. Now like, oh it was a bird strike. Yeah, I think the buildings. I think the building is breaking the glass. Okay, you think that's what it is. Or how about this Back in the eighties when radio car radios were easy to just rip out, they ripped out the radio. They stole the radio on my dad's nineteen eighty two Cadillac Escalade.

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Speaker 2: That was his baby. So the next day he goes.

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Speaker 1: Over to eighteenth Avenue in Bensonhurst to you know, to you know, see what he can get and who can install it. And they're like, yeah, we have radios. We have radios for Cadillacs here and we install them. He's pretty fucking sure that the radio that was installed in his Caddy was was the one that was his exact radio that was stolen out of his car the day before.

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Speaker 2: He's convinced it. I told this story people on my block.

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Speaker 1: There was a couple of kids that stole up apps, went back in the day of hub caps, and they stole radios, and people would constantly go back and buy their own radios back that got stolen out of their cars. They go buy hub caps, or you did hup caps for you Chevy. Happened to have a couple of hop caps for a Chevy. Yeah, my fucking hubcaps, which can't prove it can't prove serial numbers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, why were you making fun of me?

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Speaker 1: You were like, oh, this is for the podcast you wrote in the DMS when I posted my story, because your bougie apartment is imperfect and you got a bougie bird. Now. Well, we worked at See one hundred and when we were in the Meadowlands, which is where the Jets and Giants play football, we were like up the road and across.

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Speaker 2: The street, where the swamps are.

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Speaker 1: That's where see one hundred are, the New York radio station where the morning show it used to be located, and the radio station. All the radio stations we moved to after that had glass windows, but they were indoors, right they weren't. The glass wasn't connected to the outside. But in that station, the first one we were at, birds would constantly fly and hit the window by where Elliott used to stand.

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Speaker 2: It used to on our show.

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Speaker 1: And I remember one time a giant vulture, because the vultures would go around the swamps looking for dead caucasses, and a giant s vulture slammed into the window right by Elliot, scared the hell out of him and then flew off. It didn't die, but it smashed into the glass boom, and you heard it on the radio, and then flew off. Why isn't your building built out of the same glass that can handle a giant vulture?

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Speaker 2: I don't know a glass? Shit glass?

00:26:28
Speaker 1: I got shit glass?

00:26:35
Speaker 2: How crazy is this? Brodie?

00:26:37
Speaker 1: I got an email from Anthony Skary. What I know, I'm Anthony Skeary, but that's your real name. Yes, I thought someone was like it was the victim of a fishing scam here or some bot or some bullshit whatever. I see in a Nigerian prince named No dishes in Anthony Skary with an Anthony Scary address email dress I don't want to give out his his email address has his name in the address, and he writes to me, I have a story you might get a kick out of. Back in October, my brother texted me one long text about three different topics. The first was to wish my kid a happy birthday, the second about some technical thing, and the third to tell me that he had learned about a sandwich named after me at a deli in Wata with sausage, peppers, tomato, sauce and American cheese. What sausage sauce and American cheese and sausage boom? While I answered the other topics, I had to wonder why there would be a sandwich named after me.

00:27:42
Speaker 2: Again, this guy's name is Anthony Scary, right.

00:27:46
Speaker 1: I figured it had to be a coincidence of something campy like ants, sausage and pepper roll and forgot about it.

00:27:51
Speaker 2: Anyway.

00:27:52
Speaker 1: My comment was okay, yeah, I would eat that. Fast forward to mid July. This past weekend, I'm down for a family get together. The guy's not from here, he's from Baltimore. And my brother asked if I remembered getting that text from him about Anthony Scary sandwich. Okay, so we looked back at the message and we found it buried in one big text, and hearing him say it out loud, it clicked. Wait, it's called the Anthony. If this is the Anthony Scary, the Posh Delille then in Wanta on New York has number sixty four, the Anthony Scary Sandwich. Okay, they've got other celebrities on there, but number sixty four is Anthony.

00:28:37
Speaker 2: Scary now, but who would know?

00:28:39
Speaker 1: You're really? During my family get together and my brother and his wife, they arrived with an update about another place called Leoni's Italian Heroes in Brooklyn. All right, we're getting closed with a sandwich on the menu that has the exact same.

00:28:57
Speaker 2: Toppings, which I find weird. But this one says.

00:29:03
Speaker 1: P three Anthony Skeary quote in parentheses Scary Jones from Z one hundred.

00:29:10
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

00:29:11
Speaker 1: The name is sandwiches after you, and they're using.

00:29:13
Speaker 2: Your real name.

00:29:13
Speaker 1: That's how I learned about the more famous Anthony Scary just made the connection. Please to make your acquaintance signed a different Anthony Scary.

00:29:25
Speaker 2: PS.

00:29:25
Speaker 1: No, I have not tried stopping at Leoni's yet. This was an Italian family get together. I went back to Baltimore with a full stomach with other things. Anyway, So all these years, so he found someone found the Anthony Scary sandwich at a place called paj Deli in Wanta, and he sent me the link. Fast forward, he finds Leoni's Italian Heroes in Brooklyn Bensonhurst has a sandwich called the Anthony Skeary slash Scary Jones. So he put to and two together that Anthony Skeary must be Skeary Jones. And then he googled me and found me and wrote me that email. Now here's the story of a man named Skary.

00:30:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is the Leone?

00:30:16
Speaker 1: Sandwich? Is absolutely me. It's not something I'm proud of because I don't put mixed American cheese with whatever it is. I don't know what the hell. I don't know how it got something got lost in translation, but I indeed unveiled the sandwich. There there's a sandwich named after me at Leonie's in Brooklyn.

00:30:41
Speaker 2: So the anthem cary you right now?

00:30:43
Speaker 1: The animals all celebrity sandwiches, and your name is not on the menus that I posted on Leoni's.

00:30:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, what number that?

00:30:51
Speaker 1: He said?

00:30:51
Speaker 2: You three? So the Scary Jones sandwich is there. It's been there.

00:30:59
Speaker 1: But it took him all these years to find me and write to me because he just associated the two names. He didn't know who Anthony Scarry was. Now I have a question, who the fuck is the Posh Deli and why do they have a sandwich named after me or Anthony Skeary. I think that could be a different Anthony Scary.

00:31:19
Speaker 2: Oh you think they named after someone whose name is Anthony skeeary.

00:31:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't have any The Leone's thing is me, But I have no clue who would have went to the Posh Deli in Wanta and named the sandwich after Anthony Scary. Now, if it was Anthony Scary, why didn't it say Scary Jones? Because no one knows who Anthony Skearry is, but people know who Scary Jones is. Your father Bailey knows it who you are, so at least the Leone's put my Scary Jones name next to it, So I don't know.

00:31:50
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:31:50
Speaker 1: This is a mystery to me. But the fact that this guy wrote to me is hilarious. And he's got my namesake.

00:31:55
Speaker 2: It's amazing.

00:31:57
Speaker 1: But I want to know because he was the one who unveiled to me that there's a second sandwich out there. Well, why don't we call the place? I guess we could, but let's call the.

00:32:10
Speaker 2: Place and ask him who the sandwich is named after. Yeah, I guess right now.

00:32:16
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do that right now on the podcast called a Porsche dealer ship. That's true, all right, But anyway you don't want to be fun, that's fine, I'll call.

00:32:27
Speaker 2: I just don't know where Anthony Scary comes from on this.

00:32:31
Speaker 1: We don't have to do it, but I guess what I'm going after here is there's a second deli out there that only has my real name as a sandwich.

00:32:41
Speaker 2: And I'm wondering, you's got to be.

00:32:42
Speaker 1: Somebody else, because you wouldn't put American cheese on a sausage in Pepper's Hero.

00:32:45
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't, and who would Who's doing that? Some idiot Long Island named Anthony Scary? And the's Italian too. It's weird. It's just a weird thing. Verry weird.

00:32:58
Speaker 1: Well, listen, congratulate getting a say much named after you. I have never done that, never had a sandwich. You think the Chinese restaurant would call like roast polk Lomano vegetables the Brody Oh you want the Lomaine Brody style like animal style in an outprogras animal style Brodi style vegetables.

00:33:15
Speaker 2: What style.

00:33:17
Speaker 1: Style? So anyway, that guy, have you seen his concerts, the guy who does Gangam style s y, They've been posting a lot of his concerts. He plays it for one hundreds of thousands of people. And the light show and the dance crew he does amazing. Really look up his look up his concerts. He's performing with like a stage that comes out into the crowd and is like ten dances behind him. But the light show, the drone show, It's unbelievable, what goes on. He's massive in his home country.

00:33:47
Speaker 2: Massive.

00:33:49
Speaker 1: He keeps showing up at my feet. And you know what he he even he wouldn't put American cheese on the sogers.

00:33:56
Speaker 2: Him, even him. Yeah, anyway, so what else you got there?

00:34:00
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:34:01
Speaker 2: I know you it's something. Well, we'll give me something small here like your peers, your dick. Okay, so.

00:34:07
Speaker 1: You got you have the snowflake jingle.

00:34:09
Speaker 2: Of course, that was not part of the jingles that I needed to bring home because that was here. That's correct.

00:34:15
Speaker 1: Okay. So there's a commercial on television for for Chase Bank, and they use a song that I love.

00:34:24
Speaker 2: It's by.

00:34:26
Speaker 1: It's a hip hop group from the from the nineties and it's like, uh, don't don't uh, don't stress the technique or something.

00:34:33
Speaker 2: Don't sweat the technique. Yeah, don't sweat the technique, right, love it.

00:34:37
Speaker 1: So I looked up the commercial and I found it on Instagram and I found you know, I found who sings it right, it's uh, it doesn't matter anyway. I'm looking at the video and in the commercial it's showing people make money, making money, right, it's a lemonade stand, it's people mowing lawns.

00:34:55
Speaker 2: And in one clip, no pun.

00:34:58
Speaker 1: Intended is a kid in his garage giving haircuts to younger kids and then paying him. And the whole commercial is like, Hey, if you make money, you want to invest it, bring it to Chase. Chase supports all you know, entrepreneurs whatever. So it's a kid like thirteen years old cutting the hair of like a seven year old. Okay, I've me the kid's sixteen cutting hair making money. This woman writes in every state you need to be legally licensed to cut hair for money, regardless of your age. A little kid doing haircuts out of a garage for cash is very illegal. I get it supposed to be funny and wholesome, but kids and adults who see that will think it's a good idea to try themselves because it was being performed at a commercial. Also, there are a lot of people that pay lots of money for beauty college and licensing that don't think it's cute either. Fuck you, Karen, you fucking snowflake. It's a commercial. She's all upset now.

00:35:51
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, it's snowing in the studio, So.

00:35:57
Speaker 1: Girl, underscore crazy Krys the ie. You don't need to be this the social justice warrior for everyone that's ever been to beauty school. Nobody's gonna think, oh, a twelve year old fourth whatever the kid is that is gonna start his own business cutting hair in a garage. And if he does, who's he putting out of business. This is what she's upset about. That the commercial is setting a bad example. We're ruining society because some little kid in a commercial, a chase commercial is cutting hand for money. It's a cute little always made you sell lemonade? Hey, you know what, don't sell lemonade on the street because you're putting lemonade companies out of business.

00:36:33
Speaker 2: Why do people care so much?

00:36:36
Speaker 1: Why why sell Girl Scout cookies because you're gonna putting ebiscal out of business. Don't try to don't try to make money on your own because you're putting somebody went to school for that, and some kid in the garage in a commercial is fucking the entire industry. You need so you think it's wholesome and funny, but it's not. People's a beauty school. He PayPal, Hey, hey slices. If you went to beauty school, you could have just cut hair out of a garage for some six year old kid who doesn't know any better and made three dollars. The kid made like the kid gave like three bucks in the commercial that he put on the table at think three four dollars? Is that what you want to do with your life? Not going to beauty school and work in a garage, or go to beauty school in a real career. Are you not gonna go to beauty school now because you can make three dollars a haircut? The fuck out of here with you, girl, underscore crazy? Go go tell her what you think of her stupidity.

00:37:32
Speaker 2: I mean, it's in her name. Her name has the word crazy in it. Yeah.

00:37:37
Speaker 1: So, oh, the comments that people ripping this woman, shredding her. Yeah, I mean I myself may have made a comment as well, but this is what this woman's upset about.

00:37:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just had to get off my chest. Screw you.

00:37:54
Speaker 1: You watch a fun commercial whe kids are making money. You're like, you are kids ruining it. But every cosmetologist on the plot it you don't understand the harm this is doing.

00:38:02
Speaker 2: You know.

00:38:03
Speaker 1: I wonder if people just leave rage baiting comments in the section at this point just to get a rise out of people. I'm beginning to think, because that was that's so over the line that it's almost back over the online on the other side that they're fucking around.

00:38:16
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying, okay, all right, we'll be right back.

00:38:19
Speaker 1: So we have a great Weave for Boys podcast. We will be right back, Brodi. Are you trying to get your hands on some of these ship shoes? Yes, I want the og sketchers. No, those aren't shows, Those aren't. Oh, you see the article in USA today and every although the publications this week. My favorite kind of dog is shit you a shit you right?

00:38:43
Speaker 2: So apparently.

00:38:45
Speaker 1: When you have a bowel movement, your body is supposed to be in a certain position.

00:38:51
Speaker 2: In fact, you're seeing are.

00:38:52
Speaker 1: Supposed to be meant to shoes were like Timu shoes that were shitty. No, and I know, shoes for going to take a ship. They boop shoes, boop shoes. They're making these shoes for shit, for shits and giggles.

00:39:06
Speaker 2: No.

00:39:06
Speaker 1: For basically, it's supposed to help your posture when you're sitting on the can. So, is this like the toilet that has the step in front of it so you can sit with your knees up so your ass is at a better angle.

00:39:20
Speaker 2: Something like that. But in this case, these are seven inch platform shoes that you wear to go to the bathroom, almost like clip clop, clip clop.

00:39:27
Speaker 1: And you sit down and it when you sit down in the toilet, it forces your feet to be elevated, so you can, yes, take a proper dump. It's like the toilet that has the step in front of it. You're supposed to sit on it. I guess, so that you slide your butt. But these are in the form of shoes and people are buying them. This is a real product. Okay, if I buy them, do I not have to wipe anymore?

00:39:49
Speaker 2: Like?

00:39:49
Speaker 1: Is it improving that or is it just better for my gut health? What's the benefit?

00:39:55
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:39:55
Speaker 1: But they can double as disco pumps from the seventies. Oh so we have to be in proper poop position. Yes, they should be. Didn't hit of the podcast? By the way, proper proper poop position. I think that's the time, the proper poop position, the proper poop position for people, for the people's.

00:40:12
Speaker 2: Proper poop position. But yeah, that's crazy.

00:40:14
Speaker 1: But I say their platform shoes, their platform shoes. Yeah, I'm gonna have platforms for people's proper poop position, people's that's the title, people's platform.

00:40:27
Speaker 2: Poop shoes position shoes. Anyway, So I'm thinking a platform for the for people's perfect poop position. That's it perfect, you.

00:40:39
Speaker 1: Know, what I thought of though, why don't they Why doesn't American Standard and Toto start making and Cohler start making your toilet bowls shorter so it forces your feet to be up, or you could or you could kind of install it under like below below the floorboards, so it kind of has like a bowl to it, Like I'm down onto the toilet, so when you sit down, your feet are forced to be in an elevated position.

00:41:05
Speaker 2: Every time, someone could design a bowl, a shorter bawl, a lower bawl, a.

00:41:12
Speaker 1: Bowl that's not as high, because the whole reason why you're not in proper poop position and you need these poop platform shoes is because the toilet bowl is too high. So if you set if the toilet, if they would raise, if.

00:41:29
Speaker 2: They would lower the toilet bowl by a few inches, same effect, same result, right.

00:41:38
Speaker 1: We talked about this on the Morning Show back when I worked there, so maybe seven eight years ago. It's called the squatty potty, and it's and it comes with the step and ghost stool.

00:41:47
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the one.

00:41:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, how it goes, how it works. It straightens the coal and elevating the legs, relaxing the sphinx rectalus pop muscles, the the correctalis muscles the perenium. You shave those, don't you? Anyway, it changes the angle of the rectum from a kink shape.

00:42:06
Speaker 2: You have a kink directum. Can't I have a kinky rectum? I bet you do?

00:42:10
Speaker 1: Do a straight path uh puts your body into a natural squatting posture that lowers abdominal pressure and makes passing stools faster and more complete. My squatty potty must was the predecessor to the ship shoes.

00:42:24
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:42:25
Speaker 1: Well, apparently shit shoes are all the rage this summer. Guess who's not jumping on that band wagon? Me?

00:42:32
Speaker 2: Are you?

00:42:33
Speaker 3: Are? You?

00:42:34
Speaker 1: Are you into them? I just found out about them? How could I be into them? But I bet you what slices back me up here. If Lubaton came out with shit shoes, would a red bottom?

00:42:43
Speaker 2: He'd buy them?

00:42:44
Speaker 1: You'd absolutely buy him. I mean only if I mean they would make more sense to have a brown bottom. Well, wouldn't they be poopa toonstons?

00:42:52
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:42:57
Speaker 1: Oh, you know you know what companies should make them? Buster and that's the company Loreno. Get you one of those for like seven thousand dollars and you'd buy it. Oh, don't buy the squatty the squatty party at Walmart anyway, buy it from poop and Finch.

00:43:15
Speaker 2: How much of this? How much of the ship shoes?

00:43:17
Speaker 1: Oh?

00:43:18
Speaker 2: What's the price? I lost it?

00:43:20
Speaker 1: And are they slip on ship shoes like the like sketches. Let's see what they retail for. I'm looking at the article right now. Right now, it's a prototype. I don't think they're available yet.

00:43:32
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, man, what do they think of next?

00:43:38
Speaker 1: Right?

00:43:39
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I'm gonna try. I don't want to.

00:43:42
Speaker 1: Kinky Colon, Kinky Colin used to do the morning show in Alabama.

00:43:50
Speaker 2: Kinky Colin Colin. It's Kinky Colon in the morning. Thank god.

00:43:57
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of Kinky, I have to mention it because it's funny. Did you see the president last night? He tried to insult somebody and he referred he said he looks like Pinky Herman. Yeah, well you said Kinky might be Pinky anyway, it's a brain fault.

00:44:12
Speaker 2: We all have him. I was like that, Oh, Pinky Herman. He put his hands somewhere else. There's something else I wanted.

00:44:18
Speaker 1: You ever do the Hey scare You ever get the old pinky Herman and you kink erect them? Oh god, there's another stupid product that they just released. Oh good, because I have a whole dumb segment I got coming up. Okay, well, well what else product? No, I don't have anything at the moment. I'm looking for it. I don't want to scroll through my phone on the like live on the podcast, but I had some.

00:44:45
Speaker 2: So I want to.

00:44:45
Speaker 1: I want to share a Reddit post that somebody made talking about superheroes. This person, and it's timely because you know, Odyssey is out. People are talking about Greek, Greek literature, Greek mythology. It says in literature, in mythology and comic books, heroes often have what's known as kryptonite or an achilles heel. You've heard that, like, oh it's cherry, so chicken palm is my kryptonite?

00:45:11
Speaker 2: Right?

00:45:11
Speaker 1: Okay, well, vegetables of my kryptonite, I should say, right, basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious, what would you what would the fans in this group consider to be Superman's kryptonite? Superman in okay, in which group we're talking about in a comedy comic book wants to know. In the in terminology, when you have a weakness, it's known as either what is your achilles?

00:45:38
Speaker 2: Of course? Right?

00:45:39
Speaker 1: So what what is Superman's kryptonite? Is what this guy wants to know?

00:45:42
Speaker 2: Crypt what is Krystinite is? Yes, Chris is Superman's kryptonite? Yes?

00:45:50
Speaker 1: Did this person goes down to see the movies and what read the comic books? I don't know, but everybody's ripping them for it was named after him, for God's sakes.

00:45:57
Speaker 2: That's right.

00:45:58
Speaker 1: He thought it was an expression like, oh, your weakness is your kryptonite. He's like, I wonder if Superman has a weakness, what's is kryptonite? You fucking moron? Oh my god?

00:46:06
Speaker 2: He wrote that.

00:46:08
Speaker 1: Yes, that reminds me of the woman that called up our morning show and what we were talking about.

00:46:12
Speaker 2: I've talked about this before. Yep.

00:46:13
Speaker 1: We were talking about a contest that Google was having where you could sign up to a lot of money. And she texted in and said, Hey, that Google contest are you talking about? Where can I get more information about it?

00:46:22
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What is wrong with people?

00:46:25
Speaker 1: Okay, speaking of dumb because that's what we're doing scary. There is a new TV show out called Nation's Dumbest. Have you heard about this? No, it's a new pop culture show. It's on Fox. You'll check your local Fox listings, and it's sort of like are you Smarter than the fifth grader? But it's all reality stars and celebrities and politicians. And you go on the show and as you answer questions correctly, you get to leave. You don't want to win this game, Oh this is the game you want. You want to lose because whoever loses is the Nation's Dumbest for the week. So they ask questions that are relatively simple, relatively speaking, and if you keep getting them wrong, you advance to the final round, and then if you don't get it right.

00:47:13
Speaker 2: Then you win. You're the dumbest person in America, in the nation.

00:47:18
Speaker 1: So I got a bunch of questions from the show I wanted to ask you, and the slices I'm gonna and see if you guys know it before I tell you the answer. Scary and slices. These are actual questions that people got wrong on the show. Spell the word guarantee, uh G A you are a and t e E you are wrong. The most common mistake is writing g A R it's g u A.

00:47:45
Speaker 2: I said, what did I say? G said?

00:47:47
Speaker 1: G au? Oh g You're in the running for dumbest person. But at least I put the fucking you in there. I knew I had to you in it the whole. That doesn't count as spelling me.

00:47:58
Speaker 2: All right, what else? Okay?

00:48:00
Speaker 1: What part of a cow produces milk?

00:48:05
Speaker 2: The stomach?

00:48:07
Speaker 1: I mean the utters? I mean, I mean, I lost it. Utters is the obvious answer. But but they're not the utters that you squeeze them out of the utters. So a cow has like it's the pouch the stomach. I don't know what do you call that thing?

00:48:20
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know where where do women produce milk? That breastfeed?

00:48:25
Speaker 3: Oh?

00:48:25
Speaker 1: So is your clue? So that milk comes from the cow's stomach, So the cow's breasts. Wait a second, Oh wait so that oh, their breasts? That's a breast I'm looking at down there? Yes it is. That's yes, it has a nipple, just like women. It's from well, yes, all right, your op two. Okay, I can't believe I fuck that one up.

00:49:00
Speaker 2: What I'm looking at? Will you? I'm looking at a cowboy.

00:49:06
Speaker 1: That's why they're called teats, and they're squeezing, squeezing the teat.

00:49:11
Speaker 2: Yes, what does the Latin phrase carpe diem mean? Carpe diem? Yeah, carpe diem with honor over three. Didn't you see the movie with.

00:49:30
Speaker 1: Robin Williams He plays the Dead Poet Society as the professor at the school. Yes, he said carpe diem. That was that slogan.

00:49:38
Speaker 2: Okay, so what does it mean? Seize the day? You're Oh for three?

00:49:43
Speaker 1: Okay, here's one for you. What popular Mexicans? Mexican food's name translates to little donkey, very popular Mexican food, Little donkey, Yeah.

00:49:55
Speaker 2: A little donky. I'm gonna go with case a dia. Oh for four? What oh burrito? Oh?

00:50:02
Speaker 1: I should have known that, Yes, you should have. Okay, now this is the big one. I'm gonna give as your last one. This was like the final Jeopardy question the other night for the two people left to see who was the dumbest person in the nation.

00:50:15
Speaker 2: Okay, you're all for fource Gary.

00:50:18
Speaker 1: These are actual questions from the show again on Fox. The show is called Nation's Dumbest And by the way, you guys should be playing this on the air. Have somebody transcribe it. You should be playing this on the air. Okay, what is the world's biggest island? Think about it for a minute and I'll wait. Biggest island Australia.

00:50:44
Speaker 2: Oh for five? Over five.

00:50:48
Speaker 1: Australia, although surrounded by water, is a continent and therefore not considered an actual But it's a continent, it's a country, and it's an island. It is not considered an island by the island. It's surrounded by water on all sides.

00:51:02
Speaker 2: End of story.

00:51:03
Speaker 1: Scary.

00:51:04
Speaker 2: So is Africa is African island? Africa is an island? No, it is not, Yes it is. The answer is Greenland. You're all for five. You went out the dumbest person on the podcast, Wagler, I'm Google right now.

00:51:22
Speaker 1: Africa would be Africa, would be Africa. But is Africa connected on all sides to itself? There's no right, right, Africa's by itself right, There's there's no passageway, there's no it's not connected to anything.

00:51:40
Speaker 2: Let me just let me. Let me go to Australia first.

00:51:43
Speaker 1: Australia is typically classified as a continent rather than an island. Because it's a massive land mess around entirely by O come on. Geographers often refer to it as an island continent, but it is not an island. It has its own tectonic plate and features unique ecosystems, separating it from the classification of a standard island. You know what the girl, the girl who won, the girl who lost the reality start, I don't know who she is.

00:52:04
Speaker 2: Our answer is Easter Island.

00:52:06
Speaker 1: Actually, technically, Africa is not an island because between Egypt, Egypt is Hiro Israel right there, they're connected to as Canal. They're connected, so that means it's not surrounded by water on all sides. So Africa is out of them running.

00:52:22
Speaker 2: But honestly.

00:52:25
Speaker 1: Australia is It's an oh wait but oh wait a second, but it's not bigger. Actually Greenland Suez Canal. Oh, it's okay. Is Africa touching Spain.

00:52:40
Speaker 2: It's touching something.

00:52:43
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's that's definitely Greenland. Is that an island though Greenland? Greenland is an island green Anyway, the answer is she said Easter Island, which isn't even close to one of the top one hundred islands, and it's not even the point is, you, sir, are the dumbest person on the podcast. Congratulations you won. Okay, this is fucking unfair because all of them wrong. No, because I think the slices, Hey slices. If you went oh for five with me, why don't you drop us a talkback? Because then, okay, maybe I should play some of these people. Will get him on the phone and we'll play it live. I'll play anyone who went oh for five. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do, Scary, I'm gonna text you the the three screenshots that I took, and you can do it on the morning show tomorrow and see and see who gets it.

00:53:32
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna text you right now.

00:53:34
Speaker 1: Thanks.

00:53:34
Speaker 2: You can ask the same questions.

00:53:35
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, all right.

00:53:37
Speaker 2: God, way to make a guy feel good about himself with Scary and Rody. Why you upset? Why are you slupset? After the commercial break?

00:53:47
Speaker 1: You won?

00:53:48
Speaker 2: No, I didn't win. That's a I don't. This is the game you don't want to win. Is the game you want to lose. I wanted to exit fucking round one, bitch, but here I am in round five.

00:54:00
Speaker 3: You won.

00:54:01
Speaker 1: Hey, let me ask you a question because this has been weighing on my mind lately. I'll try to unlike you, I'll try to answer correct.

00:54:07
Speaker 2: My girlfriend judges people by what they like on Instagram.

00:54:14
Speaker 1: This is becoming a thing. I don't know how or why this is the case. But there's a friend of mine who's been a long time dear friend. Him and the two Him and his wife, the two of them, He and his wife, the two of them have hung out with Robin and me plenty of times. Nice save no see, I'm not the dumbest guy on the podcast Fuck. So we have hung out, We've.

00:54:42
Speaker 2: Gone to dinner.

00:54:43
Speaker 1: She's always loved him hearing, but lately, whenever she goes onto Instagram.

00:54:50
Speaker 2: You know how when you look on it, a click on a post, or you look at.

00:54:53
Speaker 1: Something, it always says liked by and it always puts one of your friend's names there, like jet Ski Bryant that follows that AI model that's not really liked by jets Keep Bryan, which, by the way, can we fucking have Instagram delete that fucking line?

00:55:06
Speaker 2: Who cares because you're only naming one person anyway.

00:55:10
Speaker 1: Seven Now, now, when you go on Instagram, it shows you like little circles the avatars of all the people that liked it that you follow, so.

00:55:17
Speaker 2: He click into it.

00:55:18
Speaker 1: So now, fucking U. But why why does Instagram have to tell you what I liked? Then that's all like, oh you know why I saw. I won't send you the video because I already know you saw it. It's just fucking stupid. I wish you could turn that off. But anyway, according to Robin.

00:55:36
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, hey, you know so, and so I'm like, yeah, just I don't know if I like him anymore. I said, why, I don't know. He seems to like questionable content on Instagram.

00:55:47
Speaker 1: Well she's seeing the same content then, yeah, well it served to her, but she doesn't put the heart in front of it.

00:55:52
Speaker 2: She doesn't click the heart. He likes these posts.

00:55:55
Speaker 1: So all these posts that he's liking, now, I guess some of them, you know, it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, he's a married man and he's liking posts of women half his age, you know, or you know, things that she did she disagrees with, you know, maybe maybe morally or politically or whatever, or beliefs that he found that she doesn't believe in. And so now she's judging him. She's judging him because he clicked a heart on whatever post said post was on Instagram, And I think that's unfair. I don't know.

00:56:28
Speaker 2: I don't think he should.

00:56:30
Speaker 1: You should do that to people. What if like, like I'm a I'm a a an obsessive serial liker. You put a post in front of me like like like like I'll read a headline, like I'll see half of a picture, like I'll see a video for four seconds.

00:56:47
Speaker 2: Like so I think that's a bad litmus test. I don't know.

00:56:52
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you. For instance, sometimes your algorithm shows you something that's adjacent to what you like. For instance, I'm a Mets fan. Okay, a couple of weeks ago, Uh, in my Instagram feed, I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.

00:57:10
Speaker 2: They see me scrolling. Yeah, uh so Uh it.

00:57:17
Speaker 1: Was a picture of a woman with very large breasts wearing a Mets shirt and a meta that's hilarious. I would like that, Okay, But if I liked it and someone saw that, they're like, oh, he's liking the big breasted girl. And I was liking it because he's a Mets fan. I'm like a Mets fan. Like, so your reason for liking could be a different could be for a different reason exactly. Okay, Let's say, for instance, I'm on Instagram and a beautiful girl with large breasts in a bikini and she's standing.

00:57:46
Speaker 2: In front of a Dodge charge the running here.

00:57:49
Speaker 1: I might like the picture for the Dodge charger, but somebody else might look at it and go, oh, sure the girl with the big breast has got the bikini and that's why he liked it. And I'm like, no, it's about the car. So you know what I mean, right, Because it's something about the picture that you liked. Maybe you liked uh, maybe you liked it because it was artistic. Oh, I'll give you an example. Let's say it's a beautiful picture the skyline of Manhattan. You know I love the sky line of Manhattan, right, But right there on the pier in Jersey City, with the skyline behind her is a large breast of.

00:58:20
Speaker 2: Girl, large breasted girl in a bikini, and I like it because of the skyline.

00:58:25
Speaker 1: Anyone who sees that is gonna go oh because of a girl in the bikini, And I'm like absolutely not, No, I exactly now picture this. There's a large girl in a bikini. Excuse me, large breasted woman in a bikini standing next to another girl, large breasted girl in a bikini. If I like it, you don't know which one I was liking. I mean, yeah, confusion, confusion, right, right. So I've learned if you see a picture like that, don't like it because people will read into it. You know what I mean. It's so sad you can't just like it. It's like I just think, okay, how about okay, well, how about when you like Greg T's daughter's bikini picture?

00:59:08
Speaker 2: That was a problem. But no, that was an accident. I didn't need to do that. I didn't mean you didn't know your phone was that close to your penis? No, I didn't. I didn't.

00:59:16
Speaker 1: I didn't take any stock in it. Nor should anybody read into it just because you like a picture. Okay, then tell that to Robin, Say, Robin, I'll give you an example. This one time I was looking at Greg T's daughter in a bikini and I hit the like button, and then she'll totally understand that, and then she'll forgive your friends your friend's boyfriend. So you think people should be judged on what they like. That's what I'm hearing at of you. I'm saying, if he liked it, either he's an idiot or he had no malice and he was just like, oh like it. Like it doesn't necessarily meet and that Listen. If it's a picture of a clan rally and you hit the like, unlike.

00:59:55
Speaker 2: That shit as quick as possible, right.

00:59:57
Speaker 1: That I mean for me, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna judge you a little bit.

01:00:01
Speaker 2: I wouldn't but if you give it.

01:00:02
Speaker 1: But if you clicked on a Mexican restaurant, I'm not going to judge you because I'm like Mexican food.

01:00:07
Speaker 2: Okay.

01:00:08
Speaker 1: So if you click on uh uh something that's questionable that could be offensive to people, that you liked it, that you were fairly confident when you liked it, that you don't give a fuck, or that's not why you liked it, and you weren't thinking it all the way through because there was a Dodge charger in the picture and you didn't realize that the you know, the the whatever. So I would like to know if you told me what it was off air, what he liked. Yes, you turn your mic off real quick and then tell me what it was.

01:00:41
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it was a a lot of posts of yep. Al all right, well that's not an accidental thing. Then not accidental? Okay, well then uh yeah. And he also tends to like, uh, I don't know what you're saying, but you say it's similar genre whatever. Anyway, that'd be what I said. Okay.

01:01:08
Speaker 1: I could see I could see people going okay, okay, all right, so uh yeah, all right. I don't have an I don't have an opinion on that, but I could see. Yeah.

01:01:20
Speaker 2: So I think you have to be careful what you like, or you have to not give a fuck. Here's the thing.

01:01:25
Speaker 1: I think people that like things that are reactionary or polarizing. Let's seese what we're polarizing. I think people that like things that are polarizing sometimes don't realize it's polarizing, or think if you have a problem with it's your problem, right, Like, if you don't like what I like, you're the problem. If you don't like the Mets, you're a Yankee fan, fuck you, that's your problem, you know what I mean. So I don't think he gives a fuck, but he also may not realize that liking it is a problem for some people because he feels like, there's no problem.

01:01:55
Speaker 2: I like that.

01:01:55
Speaker 1: Well it's the problem, right, Like if you like, if you eat tofu, I'd be like, I would judge you if you're like, oh, tofu, I like that, all right, if you like tofu, you don't think it's going wrong with it.

01:02:07
Speaker 2: There's nothing.

01:02:08
Speaker 1: I think people people pass the time, some of them for entertainment purposes on Instagram, and it's they and if they hit the like buttons, so what. But don't take stock in other people's likes, that's all. But whatever my girlfriend does, so now her opinion of him is forever changed. Okay, Well, be careful what you like or don't give a shit. He doesn't give a shit. You said you had something that was gonna like fire up and take up this entire break waiting to hear it. This is well, this is that last one of the dumb people thing.

01:02:44
Speaker 2: I got one more.

01:02:47
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes on Facebook there's videos, you know, the real the videos that go through the middle of the page, of course. So this one was an advertisement for a wheel of fortune, and it showed a puzzle that had a few letters in the puzzle and the woman guessed it wrong. Okay. So Ryan Seacrest goes, it's your turn, and she guesses the puzzle and it's wrong, and he goes, no, sorry, anybody else and then she so the video is like six seconds scary it loops right after it ends playing it s thoughts again, so she goes, so the answer was violet blouse. Okay, the category was colorful language. So she says violet blush. He goes, no, sorry, anybody else. The video loops and she goes violet blush. So the comments are like, how many fucking times is she gonna guess violet blush? She didn't figure out stuff violet blush. They couldn't figure out it was a loop. The video was just looping because it was only six seconds long.

01:03:46
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's number one. That's number one.

01:03:48
Speaker 1: Okay.

01:03:49
Speaker 2: Here's what the clue was.

01:03:51
Speaker 1: It's the It's I've never seen this on Will of Fortune, but apparently it's the round where letters pop up and you're like a speed round, ye speed round when they're running out of time to go to the or sometimes they just do the speed round for the fuck of it. Okay, But but here's the thing. Sometimes if there's let's say the letter T. If only one T shows up doesn't mean there's not another T. The letters show up individually, not grouped by letter anyway. The first word is clearly violet. The second word is b L space us space. Well, it can't be blush, because there's somebody. Sometimes people's minds don't go there, you know, they think of they don't think it through, you know, they just they see it really like fast, and they just want to just their mind tells them something that it's not. Or you know, because the people in the comments are yelling, how is it not violet blush? How is it not violet blush? So somebody writes the answer was violet blouse, violet blouse. So somebody, somebody here, what is there even such a thing as a violet blouse? What is a violet blouse? I've never heard of a violet blouse, to which I wrote, you think every clothing company in the world makes blouses, but none of them make blouses in the color of violet. Is that a serious question? He's like, I've never heard of a violet blouse. Then somebody else wrote, how is that a colorful phrase? So people like, because it's a phrase with a color in it that doesn't make any sense. And someone wrote, why is it a colorful phrase? There's no cursing in it? You know that?

01:05:21
Speaker 2: People said, I he is colorful language. Why is it so difficult? Scary?

01:05:25
Speaker 1: It's violet blouse? And there's like twenty people who I've never heard of a violet blouse. What the hell's a violet blouse? How could anybody have guessed violet blouse?

01:05:36
Speaker 2: All right, I think we're who cares?

01:05:39
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I care, right, I don't care, I care, but I I had to talk about your shit shoes, your poop pumps. Now, wow, he's getting very testy. I think there should take a well you know, there's no breaks to take. This is the end, but yeah, this is there's one more thing I'm not I'm sorry. I'm not up in arms as much because I understand and I see these things on Wheel of Fortune all the time. Well, they're trying to cram who have like all the time in the world don't know what a violet blouse is.

01:06:11
Speaker 2: Well, they're just considered the source.

01:06:13
Speaker 1: They spend all day in comment sections rather than rather than fucking doing brain surgery. They could be these are people who just hang out online and I expect nothing but the worst and the least and the dumbest from comment sections everywhere, Like you're not telling me anything.

01:06:29
Speaker 2: I don't know.

01:06:29
Speaker 1: I don't mean to sound disinterested, but okay, all right, as we get out of here. This is more of a visual, but someone left a but it has a lot of sound too. I'm gonna play the sound. A woman left a voicemail for a realtor on the kind of house that she wants to buy. Okay, and if you can find the video online. It's much funnier with pictures because what happens is it shows you a guy listening to the voicemail and in the upper corner you see the pictures flip of the house she's describing of what she wants. So it goes from something that's like nothing like a small house, like a humble abode, and then the next picture as she's like painting the picture of what she wants, the pictures get better and better with bigger and crazy, until it goes up to these crazy mansions. It's only play it. The pictures that go along with it, though, follow exactly what she's saying and what do you think the last picture.

01:07:39
Speaker 2: Is here, it is.

01:07:40
Speaker 3: Listen to this looking for a simple traditional house. I'm looking for a simple traditional house. It's always been my dream to have a two story house with five bedrooms pictures. I'd also love for it to have lots of windows, tons of natural light, and a nice yard. If it has a pool, even better, and if it has a lake view, that would be perfect. The only thing is, I need one hundred percent financing because I don't have any money for a down payment right now. I'm making about two thousand dollars a month, depending on the month, and well, I wouldn't want the house to be more than one hundred and fifty thousand dollars either, So yeah, let me know what you can find for me.

01:08:18
Speaker 1: She wants a pool. Let's go Sits scrolling again, But like, the house gets bigger and bigger and bigger with every description, and then and then, oh, by the way, they live for the pool, and then then they show the lake with the mansion. There it is, and then all of a sudden, oh, by the way, I want one hundred financing. I only make two thousand dollars a month, and she wants a house with no money down and right, Noyes, she makes twenty four thousand dollars a year, I can't be more than one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and a final five bedroom with a pool or a lake va. So it goes all the way up and then they keep knocking it down a peg until the final picture is the picture.

01:09:00
Speaker 2: Will send that out.

01:09:01
Speaker 1: The picture is a house with a with like a a trailer park sitting in the middle of a dirt. Can you repost that on your Instagram? Of course that's scary Jones, Okay, do that.

01:09:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do that. But that's hilarious. But I guess people have delusion. Get a house with one hundred percent financing? Who's given you a house? No money down?

01:09:20
Speaker 1: The pictures illustrate what a ludicrous voicemail that was because Luda, she obviously doesn't know the value or the worth or how much things cost in this world, but talk about delusions of grandeur. I just okay, real quick, I'll just tag on here before we get out of here. My friend posted his is selling his daughter's jeep. It's like a forty five thousand dollars jeep that he's selling, right, because she she's going away to school, doesn't need a car anymore. So he gets a comment from somebody, Hey, do you accept financing? Financing who's gonna sell a card or a stranger and let them finance it to you through face, through Facebook marketplace. I'm gonna yeah. I don't know who you are, Joe, uh, but yeah, you can finance the I'm completely good. This one wants a house or no money down, So nothing surprises me anymore. I thought that, I thought that would be I mean, part of the dumbest people in the We had what what what? Earlier you had the dumbest what dumbest person in the nation, dumbest person nation. And before that you were talking about dumb people. Yeah, dumb people. This whole episode is a common theme. And then there was that dumb voicemail left by that woman.

01:10:28
Speaker 2: If you were on that show against that woman, you think you'd win.

01:10:31
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Brody, You're a real piece of ship. Well only if I get the shoes hurt. Choice. Choice