#374: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up Brooklyn Boys, by start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up dot up. They making noise, dot up, start up, dot Up, Episode three seventy four. It's the Brookod Boys podcast. Hey David Brody, Hey Scary Jones. I see what I did there. I switched it up. I like what you did there, All right, I threw it to you. I see.

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Speaker 2: But but this way, I didn't introduce myself, but we both had a part a hand in the introduction.

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Speaker 1: We actually did.

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Speaker 1: Uh a early. There's a few of there's quite a few of them.

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Speaker 2: All right, the yeah, the Dill one and the giant box on my driveway. Yeah, someone goes anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know, my place is in shambles. I'm about I'm on the verge of putting up some shelves here in my old studio office.

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Speaker 2: Okay, shall we translate what you just said? Can I translate for the people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it. Scary mint was scary.

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Speaker 2: Board bougie shelves and it is now waiting for someone to he's paying to put the shelves up because he said he's putting shelves up. Now we all know he's not putting shell you is that correct? That's correct?

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Speaker 1: And you know, slide Brody had no prior knowledge of what what I just said, so he just knows me. I've read this book. You really know how this play ends, so you know, but these these shelves are like, I don't know. Again once again, my interior designer added again, Lorena, she is, uh, you know, she maybe get these like walnut, these walnut shelves and they're they kind of like look very funky and modern and I don't know, but but I honestly, I can't find how. I don't know how to put them in the wall, like they will full come tumbling down because I want to put some books on them. I want to like use them, ship them in the wall.

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Speaker 2: You either drill into the studs in the wall and mount the mounting apparatus, or you get a stud finder for that, or you can get anchors, depending on what kind of wall you have, plaster or spackle or concrete. I don't kind of wall you have, you get the correct kind of anchors and you drill the holes in. Oh yeah, I just remember you can't do this, we get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't know anything about it. So I'm hiring Ah.

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Speaker 2: If only you could like watch a YouTube video and you still would not do it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I I we found the studs and they what are they? What are their names? What are the name? Hey? I got a question for you.

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Speaker 2: Are you hiring someone to come over and actually put the books on the shelf or you're gonna be able to do that by yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be Lorraine's job. She's gonna rearrange tough. She's gonna watch color coordinate them, and I pleasing size order. She's gonna want like, you know, six books over here and then separated by a chatski or an old old radio a plant, right, you know?

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Speaker 2: I honestly wait, wait, are you buying a gourmet of fancy schmancy chokes? Are you getting like a Marconi and Schmidt making up a name a Chotsky house.

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Speaker 1: I've always dreamt of having my old my old radios on display, So they will be on display here in my studio. I'm gonna make it a case for them, you know what showed up by dust them. No, see, that's gonna be a problem. They're gonna have to be dusted, but not by me. It's not my job, the man who does nothing. You love it. So i've you know, I got my zebra rug, so that's all set to go. I just laid that down, beautiful zebra, zebra rug. It's like a zebra. It's not real zebra. It's a zebra.

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Speaker 2: Pas, thank you for clarifying that you didn't go hunting for zebra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's kind of cool, you know what. It evokes a mood so far and like a porn, like a like a porn set. No, come on now, that's a zebra rug. He's so told Darren could come in here and what be all you know be you know, feeling himself? Is that it is that you what you think? It's a fuzzy rug. It's a fuzzy roll around naked rug. No, I mean you're calling this a porn room, and you know, honestly, this is gonna don't forget. I'm gonna have guests over and they're gonna be sleeping in this room, so it's gonna double as my guest bedroom.

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Speaker 2: You got a sling or a handcuff thing set up for the the S and M area.

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Speaker 1: I got your red room. I got a city in machine.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice big for those who listen how it's turned, by the way adult.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually just but I'm Brodie. It's one of those things where I just can't wait to be done with it. I can't wait to be done with the project here. I can't wait to buy myself watering plants. Oh yeah, Oh now look look, Lorraina is your is what you call her again? Your designer. She's my interior designer. Decorator.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, post to your exterior designer. God forbid you out a house. She'd be putting Japanese trees and a koi pond in the back. Her name is Loraina, and the most famous Lorraina is Lorena Bobbitt. And you, sir, need to get cut off from spending. Speaking of getting cut off, y, you don't know Lorraina bobbit is. Google it, you'll get the joke. And you need to stop buying boogie shit, punch drunk, whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get door hands. Yeah, not gonna, not not happening. She's still debating me on that I had an electrician come through and give me a price.

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Speaker 2: Did you say electrician? Is electrician the bougie way of saying electrician electrician?

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Speaker 1: I had electrician. I got to come through. I said it that way before. I want all my I want all my my lights on dimmers. Is that so wrong? Is that a bad thing to have dimmers? Is that to bougie?

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Speaker 2: I put dimmers in a lot of rooms in the house we had the house.

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to do. I want dimmers because my old house had dimmers. So there, So anyway, enough about that ship. So I went to a baby shower over the weekend. Are we doing that right away? Okay, well, we'll wait, we'll wait, We'll wait on the BBC.

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Speaker 2: I have a lot of questions, but I feel like that deserves its own segment. And you just rambled on about your shelves for a little while, and I want to make sure you have enough time because I don't want to go to break in at least story.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so we're gonna hold off on that, all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at the start of the next next break. I did want to ask you if you ever done this because I went to play, uh pickleball the other day and I had to go to the bathroom and I I go in the bathroom to go to the bathroom, and I start reaching in for the flap, you know, to get in the flap area, and there's no flap.

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Speaker 1: The fuck, there's no flap. There's a flap. My my on the way has flaps, not not those, not the one. Yeah no, no, they had a flap.

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Speaker 2: Scary, But I put my underwear on backwards, oh Brodie, and you didn't notice it. I would have thought I would have felt the flap butt the vent, the vent slit, the slid over the slit, but I didn't feel it.

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Speaker 1: The vent slit. The slit. Yeah, wow, I.

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Speaker 2: Kept thinking all my and I was wearing athletic shorts, you know, to play pickleball. I hope that the seams don't show through that. God forbid anybody sees like on my ass, the flap, the flap on your right So have you ever done that? Even going to work? And uh never never put my clothes on backwards. I put them on the inside out accidentally or the label was on the outside. Some people would say that that says a way of getting an extra wear out of it by they wear it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that. There are people out there who do that. In fact, I got you. There are some slices who wear their underwear on day one and day two. They wear it inside out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you're like stuck in the woods and you're on the show survivor maybe if you're you're like twenty one or twenty two out of college, you have no money, maybe, but why would you want the dirty area on the inside of the pants you're wearing touching.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to wash the pants, then who cares? But you know, if you're to wash there, I think about it the ware. I think of what a genius idea, that really is. I mean I'm not gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: No, but no, besides, sweat and stink seeps through to the other side, so.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. All right there chili peppers, All right, Jason Derulo on the side, look at that. It's a double nice you know, I'm thinking that. Uh you know, I mean, you know, think about wearing wearing your underwear and then you know when you flip them upside Listen, it's when you wear like a towel. I get to I get a couple of uses out of my bath towel because I remember which side that I dried myself with. And then the next day I come around and I and I dry on my other side.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but but are you like drying up and in and around and all underneath either.

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Speaker 1: Way, it's still it is double sided. Yeah, but you gotta be careful. You don't put the up and around, up and in and around, you know, then on your face. Pot, it's a whole other side. It's all right. What about with with I'm not to get gross. What about toilet paper? I mean the next day you turn it around use it again. No, No, when you go when you go in for a wipe. Oh, I'll fold and fold and yeah, we talked about this, so you go in, so you use the other side. I mean technically that's the same. That's it is, using your underwear inside out or wear.

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Speaker 2: Or not, because you're not putting this dirty the dirty toilet paper side in the palm of your hand or in your pants wearing dirty Okay, Now, women, be honest, ladies, because your underwear has functional stuff on the inside. You you know, you might have like a cotton insert, right, or you might have a holder for your pants. But if you wear that inside out when it's not your your time of the month, do you just wear that that apparatus on the outside because you know, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're taking the fun out of this conversation. I'm just it's a very simple question. Now you're getting me out of the people. Now you're getting gross. I'm just it's a very simple, generic broadstroke question. Inside out. Are you saying women are gross? No, I'm just but you you're getting all technical about it, like you know, sometimes you have extra stuff there.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just wondering if women don't use those kind of underwear inside out because they're not like man, are you know? Besides, if you if you do men inside out, then the flap is on the wrong side.

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Speaker 1: That's true. What about okay, what about what about paper towels? I mean you're flipping over and use the other side right to wipe the counter. Uh, well, of.

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Speaker 2: Course there's no poop there. What a dumb analogy. Oh, when you have a quarter, do you sometimes use the head of the tail? But yes, I used sides.

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Speaker 1: You're using both sides of something.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not the same as underwear. You're not walking around with the dirty side of the paper towels. And what are you yelling at me for? I'm not I'm not the guy who I'm just the one who I've just brought it.

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Speaker 1: I brought it up. I said, you know, I know somebody who does that, So that means you've done it, not me. Fire people have done it if you can. In fact, I've come to the conclusive as saying, if there's anything that you think of right now, if you could think of it, someone's done it, no matter what it is.

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Speaker 2: If you think of the grossest thing you could ever put on video, whatever, the most disgusting section, well non sexual. Whatever it is, is someone on the planet that likes looking at that exactly, whatever it is, you're like grossed up. Listen, as long as there's a website called kakefarts dot com, okay or something for everybody.

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Speaker 1: That's it. We're going goodbye next white white white, white, white, white white, white, white white white Sari and Rody we had to race the blackboard on that one. I didn't want what are we going down that road? For?

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Speaker 2: Of all the things I could have said. Listen, we talked about that on the Morning show. I mean, there was a viral clip with the horse. Did you see the horse the horse fire?

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Speaker 1: No, but I have a feeling you're gonna be worse than what I just said. No, there was a viral clip. The poor horse was on its side. It was in pain, it was in agony, and the trainer came over to help it and release itself, and they will pushing on its stomach and it went, it went, and then and then allowed one for like twenty five seconds. Imagine how good that horse felt after that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, did you see the video on insta Grammar TikTok, one of them that's been going around.

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Speaker 1: It's a mom and her kids.

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Speaker 2: That is like competting zoo and the hippo turns around and has to poop, and then so they're like, oh, it's pooping, but it shoots the poop through the fence and hits people, and the mother's like, why.

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't they keep it further away or put us further back?

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Speaker 2: Which is a good question. If a if a hippo can can poop it out at an you know, like a rocket, No, maybe like close that area. No, that's hip, that's a hippo.

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Speaker 1: That's the hippo's house, and you're an intruder, so you get they got what was coming to them. She's talking like the hippo had zero rights whatsoever as it was a hippo being a hippo. That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: Let me let me ask you a question. Would you like to get hit by but would you be upset? Would you be upset if you got hit by the poop? Or would you blame yourself?

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Speaker 1: No? I wouldn't be upset, I would say, yeah, No, you.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't be upset. You'd be upset your a liar? No, No, In fact, one might call you a hippocrit. Oh really, is it a hot hippo. If it's a hot hippo, I don't care, all right, right, like hot girl pee For the new listeners that don't know that reference, again, if you listen in order, you'll eventually catch up to it. Scary does not mind if a hot girl pee's in the pool near him. But if it's not a hot girl, then he's grossed out. Hot girl, then he's fine. Also, if a hot girl pee's into the pool, it's worse than if the girl is already in the pool. Yeah right, peeing into the pool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you can't stand over a pool and pee into it. But if you're in the pool already, it's less gross for some reason, you're some reason illogically. Yes, we've now talked about dirty underwear, and since we're talking about bodily fluids, I'll talk about one of mine. Not gross.

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Speaker 2: So I've talked about this before, about having synovial fluid removed from my knee. Now, when you have a problem with your knee, body creates fluid to lubricate the knee to relieve pain.

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Speaker 1: All right, whatever, but go ahead. However, Oh, sometimes.

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Speaker 2: It produces more fluid than is than than your body than you can handle, and it causes information and pain. And I've had to have a giant needle shoved in my knee and had fluid removed. So and you walk out, you're like, oh my god, my knee is one hundredcent better. So I played pickleball Tuesday. I must have irritated something and I couldn't. I had a lot of pain in Wednesday, and I went in today today is Thursday as we're recording this, and I went to my guy.

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Speaker 1: My guy's the best my orthopedist, and he's like, yep, you got fluid.

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Speaker 2: I said, now, listen, the last time I was here, I paid my fifty dollar copey, and you got like two CC's out of my knee. Four CC's at most. If I'm gonna pay fifty bucks, I want to get my money's worth. He says, well, let me fill your leg. It feels me it goes. It feels like you got about ten CC's. CC is a medical measuring yep, yep, okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Know that from my orderly meds shot that I take every week. Oh that's how's the weight coming off? How's you're looking good? Great? Oh? Look, I mean big on. I gotta say, I'm doing well, that's crazy, I thought would.

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Speaker 2: Now you know there's a band from the seventies called ten CC's.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I've heard of them.

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Speaker 2: Now, okay, they had a big hit. Go look it up. But do you know why they picked the name ten CC's no. Why because that is the amount of average the average amount of fluid that comes out when a man finishes. Oh god, I kept it clean band after that ship, Yes, ten ccs no. The the volume of it ten ccs no. So anyway, all right, so the guy says to me, the doctor, He says, you feels like it's got about ten c ss in it. I go, that's good, right. He goes, yeah, that's fifty dollars worth. I said, oh, all right, well okay. So he sticks the needle in giant needle and I'm like, I got him. And he starts pulling the fluid out. So he's like, I got a twenty bucks worth, thirty bucks worth.

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Speaker 1: You want to look?

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Speaker 2: I go, yeah, I want to look. He goes, ah, this is about forty bucks worth. You got eight c season here. I go, that's it. He goes, well, I could do a little deeper. It's if I gotta go get me fifty bucks worth.

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Speaker 1: So he starts.

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Speaker 2: Pulling more out. He gets up to ten. He gets eleven c SE's. He goes, that's it, last drop. I go done. Every penny worth, every penny. So he got the eleven c seeds out of my knee. I stood up scary pain free instantly.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that wild? Oh? Good? And I got my money's worth. That's a win win, I would say. So. I love how he's counting the ccs as he's counting his dollars too, coming in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he knows. I was like, I want fifty bucks worth out of my knee. So thank you very much. My orthopedis is the best. Love him pull up this morning. I'm in pain. Can you make it at eleven twenty? Oh yes, I can boom boom.

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Speaker 1: Right away? Love it.

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Speaker 2: So get your money's worth at the doctor. That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, do you want to talk about the baby shower? Not really, we don't have to.

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Speaker 2: No, No, make your next break. You got to start the break with the baby shower.

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Speaker 1: I can't want the whole break to be able to really because you have questions, you questions, My.

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Speaker 2: God, I got so many questions. You told me it was, you said it was some of the things I thought of and more so. Now I'm gonna ask you a question. Slices, I want you to play along. It's an either or. You can't make up other you can't make up other options. Okay, scared? Now, it's obviously different if you're twenty five versus fifty five. What I'm gonna ask you? Gun to your head? The love of your life, slices, scary, or you know your wife who also maybe the love of your life is about to tell you something. Now I know, I think I know what you're gonna say. Okay, think I know what you're gonna say. Would you rather she tells you that she had Now, again, you're older, So let's say when you were thirty. Okay, when you were thirty, love of your life, she says, I have a confession.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather she tell you? Right?

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is my confession that she had thirty lovers? Or she only had four, but she was in a threesome, and or she was in a relationship where somebody else sat there and watched thirty lovers at age. Let's say twenty five, thirty somewhere at twenty five thirty, she was with thirty other guys, or was only with four, but she was involved in a threesome of some kind with two men.

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Speaker 1: I have to pick one, okay, I I would rather picked I would pick the latter. I would rather pick I'd rather pick the threesome with two guys and someone watching or something. I mean, nobody wants anyone who's been ran through scary scary you've had more than thirty nine. No, no, I I'm just trying to think. No, I don't. I don't know. The apologies to all slices who were scary. Just defend no thirty Listen. It's it's a different time here, you know, and you're you're older, So I guess I don't know thirty thirty guys. I mean whatever, I wouldn't be a I gotta be honest. If she said either one of them, I wouldn't be offended either way. I really wouldn't. It doesn't bother me. It really doesn't. Well, you see, you see you thought you were gonna put me in a Gotchas situation. No, it's like you have a choice between two bad things, like a dilemma, A true dilemma, but no, no, because it seems to me that either one would bother you enough that you would pose this as a question.

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Speaker 2: The reason I posted this as a question is that I went out to lunch with my friend paper Menu, yep, and he told me a story about when he was twenty five. He was a police officer and he asked all the all the guys at the station. It came up a conversation and it and it drove them all crazy because some of them were like, I don't want to know either one, and a lot of them chose the thirty because they didn't want to picture their significant other in a threesome. But some went for the four regardless of threesome, like you sort of did. And so he asked me what my opinion would be, and he said, you should, you should ask Scary go. I already know Scary's answer, And my answer was, Scary won't be bothered by either one.

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Speaker 1: You really do know me all too well, you really?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, tell the swift all right?

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Speaker 1: Thanks? So No, I know you. I know you because ever since the girl with the vines, I know you. The crow the vines that was back in it like Secaucus days.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but when when I when you told me that was a positive, I was like, there's nothing this man won't won't do nothing bothers you.

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Speaker 1: I think I dated. I dated someone who had like not only vines coming out of the back the time, vines like growing up, growing up her leg and up her out her ass, and they were, yeah, they were wrapped around her stomach and they were going upper side of her chest, like up.

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Speaker 2: The sides like some kind of alien invasion on like like uh, the last of Us.

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Speaker 1: It's like, uh, you know, it's like an afternoon at Wrigley Field. Yeah. So so look I don't I never so, so I said, scary, you remember that story man, that's a yes, that's a good one. That's that's like a twenty seven year old story.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know your long time, So I said, scary, Oh, we know you a long time. We know your long growing out of growing out of her ass. You're like, no, I think it's kind of hot, is what you told me when you were younger. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was just you know, it was different at the time. I'd never seen that before, that that elaborate of a tattoo, you know.

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Speaker 2: So my point is, if Scary can adjust to all curveballs. Again, if you have tattoos, vines growing out, you butt god bless. I don't judge. I just said it for Scary because he didn't know they were there. You don't find out until youre already in the throes of passion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and he was like, I'll roll it in right. So what was your What was your answer to the question?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, he said to me, gun to my head? Which would I rather? And I said, gun to my head?

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Speaker 1: Shoot me? Oh wow, that's what I said. You know, one of those people want to know? Yeah, no, like the boys down at the station house, don't care. Both images were horrific to me.

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Speaker 2: Horrific. So I said, no, I don't want to do that. Nope, No, Well you're no fun. But slices, I'd like to know. Slices. Leave us to talk back on the radio app. Would I make it quick?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Like seven talkbacks were like, well you reiterate the same thing over and over again. Just tell us, you know, would you go for the thirty or like Scary or the four and the threesome or it wouldn't matter at all. And again, keep in mind, if you're like, fifty thirty is not that huge of a number, but if you're twenty three.

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Speaker 1: It's a bigger number. At least you know, percent twice.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, let us know if either one or both whatever where you like me gun to the head, you know.

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Speaker 1: The Blyn Boys podcast. We will be right back baby shower before we get down the shower, you know. No, we want to welcome the new listeners if you're if you're new to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Already we did at the beginning. Whose thoughts from the middle. This isn't a four hour morning show, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, but people some people didn't listen since the beginning.

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Speaker 2: But who would not listen to the beginning of the podcast and jump I know, I know there are people that just jump segment to segments and segment and then they'll just start it wherever they feel like it's a great first two segments.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go back and listen. God anyway, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, welcome aboard newbies, new slices, slices members.

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Speaker 1: I did go to a baby shower week to a party last Saturday. I went to a baby shower, my very first ever. It was a co ed situation and yeah, I mean it was basically like a regular party. It was like it might as well have been a non descript christening engagement party. All those in between affairs that are kind of like celebratory dinner lunches.

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Speaker 2: With a DJ, they had this party between the affairs. Yeah, they were having affairs and they I.

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Speaker 1: Got to see firsthand the games that they play, all all the games. Now, of course, the people play. The famous one you know that a lot of people do is they take like, you know, a bunch of baby bottles, they fill it with beer, and then they have people come up and all together try and suck down the beer through the baby bottle nipple as quick as possible. The person wins whatever. So yeah, so that so that they had that one. But they had one where they I ended up being called for, of course and embarrassed with. And this is the the swinging nipple. Have you seen the swinging nipple one?

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Speaker 2: Not in a while, I have to confess.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're talking about the game, Brodie. They they take baby pacifiers. Wait a minute, wait minute, what's the game called. I call it a swinging nipple, the swinging the swinging pacifier.

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Speaker 2: The band that sang games people play is the spinners, So I thought maybe if they were spinning the.

00:26:14
Speaker 1: Nipples, Well, no, spin the nipple. They only do that during Hanukah. Oh, so the crazy nights, the everybody was, you know, like ten guys got to get up right, and we had to take a pacifier that was attached to a long string like a ribbon type thing. Okay, and we had to tie the long string around our right right. We actually used a clip clip it to our belt and let it let it hang and let the let it hang down like a pendulum. So the pacifier was was I kind of toward the floor and we had between our legs the string coming up toward our belt. We had to use our hips to dry rate the nipples were hanging down between legs, the nipples right, the pacifier nipple was hanging between my legs all at the floor, all right, and with with this ribbon string type thing attached to my belt only you couldn't touch it. You could not.

00:27:14
Speaker 2: Touch Yeah, so you had to Now these these nipples that were hanging down very low. Were they old and wrinkly?

00:27:22
Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me get answer this. So we're gonna put our hands behind our back and we had using only the motion of our hips going back and forth, back and forth. We had to like a pendulum like, create like a pendulum situation where it would swing to and fro from between our legs and then try and swing swing the nipple up so far that you catch it in your mouth.

00:27:46
Speaker 2: Think of that, Think of the trying to swing it hard. That's the old song. Does your nipple hang low? Do you swing it to and fro? Yeah, well, the laws of gravity were in effect.

00:27:57
Speaker 1: I didn't. It didn't work out or go according to plan. Somebody should have tested these games out ahead of time, because hey man, nobody was able to do it. No one was able to do it because it was it was just too hard. You couldn't. No one could gyrate and swing their hips hard enough to get the string to go up in the air and then kind of and because then you had to bend down. You had to be athletic and a bend down and try and catch it in your mouth. It was, oh, that's not you, dude, there's no bending going on with me. Could you hire a guy to come do it for you? Like? So, yeah, so I got to play that game. And but all this video that exists of me just swinging my hips with this long ass nipple on a string between my legs. So yeah, I would rather than somebody delete that. I don't like to really, I don't want to see it. But well, I.

00:28:47
Speaker 2: Would have thought you would have done well in this because as you know, you're a you are a you're known as an air humper. Yeah, scary stands in the studio at work and he just humps the air or a nervous habit. Those hip muscles would have been like, you know, rhyme. You would you would think, okay, did you did you diaper a baby?

00:29:09
Speaker 1: No? But they did have that as well. They did the diapering situation with the doll, So there was that no man allowed you bail. No, I didn't. I didn't do that. I tried not. I stayed. I stayed away from that one. And it was another game too for the women. But anyway, that being said, it was it was a good time. It was. It was a good time. Did you play guess that baby food? They didn't have that one. That was what? Yeah, you kind of party is that? I don't know? The answer is always shit. What is that? What are you eating?

00:29:39
Speaker 2: Ship? That's your answer? Whatever flavor is it's ship.

00:29:42
Speaker 1: Well, I I wanted to know what I would do if did we talk about the registry last time? I don't think we did.

00:29:50
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna buy boxes of diapers for people?

00:29:53
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, gotcha? All right. Anyway, that being said, it was kind of cool, it was fun, but well, what is your the what you end up bringing? What kind of would you? I just wanted something off the registry called the today? Okay? Was it diapers? So more of like a diaper bag type of bag?

00:30:09
Speaker 2: Oh, monogrammed like last name not?

00:30:14
Speaker 1: I don't know if it went that fancy, but you know it was pretty, you know, it was pretty pretty. So no, I didn't. It was pretty substantial. No, pretty substantial? Oh oh oh what design? Her name? What brand? Dude? I don't know. It was it was one of those baby brands. It wasn't was it was? It was it Thugs and Butter. I just made that up. Okay, did you get the bag from Thugs and Butter? Of course I did. Thugs and Bugs, Thugs and Butter. I mean, it wasn't any Louis Vatan or anything or Prada, but you know, but anyway, did you get it from from Chance and Swellman. Oh the Chance in Swellman line. Everyone has that. Everyone in the Hamptons is using Chance in swallow. Hey. Speaking of bougie products, you see what's going on this Saturday? I get dude, it's my It's been all the rage Mattress at Mattress Firm. What are we talking about? No? No, seay sad upspeedic No bro? Did you see the famous bougie watch brand AB is collabing with Swatch and they're releasing a brand of watch. Never heard of them? Okay, never heard of what AP? You never heard of an AP?

00:31:24
Speaker 2: What is that abbreviation for all jigle war pie?

00:31:27
Speaker 1: Is your? Oh? Oh yeah, Oh I have a watch story. Remind me, No, I have not AP? Is that all you mentioned it? Maybe AP is like like the lowest the lowest price watch is like thirty thousand dollars. It's like more than Rolex. You're asking me if I've heard of them? Yeah, well you know the Post Malone song got my AP go inside go yes, yes, that's how I know it.

00:31:49
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a question. The watch you buy for for from Swatch for like fifty bucks?

00:31:55
Speaker 1: Right? If you buy that watch at nine o'clock. What time is the watch?

00:32:00
Speaker 2: The thirty thousand dollars watch, say at nine o'clock, obviously nine o'clock. Yeah, A watch is one of the few things that doesn't do its job better even if you spend more money on it. You buy a nicer car, it could be better. You buy a nice on television, it's gonna have a better better look to it. Anything else you buy that's that's a brand, fancy or whatever. It works better. That's the whole point of spending more money. A watch pretty much works exactly the same truth as every watch except bat tell time.

00:32:30
Speaker 1: You know, and this is a fun fact about me. I'm surprised that the slices may not know this. Oh, I fun fact about you, A fun fact. I do not wear jewelry. I do not wear accessories. I don't wear watches. I don't wear fancy like chains. I don't and nor do I own any I don't own a I don't own a ring. I don't own I don't own that one chain, not one bracelet, not one anything I don't I barely own. Like my watch are like literally swatches from the eighties and like like a Mickey mouse watch. I got in the first grade. I think I have one somewhat fifty hundred dollars watch like Kenneth Cole that someone gifted me because I was been their wedding or some something. But anyway, I am not a jewelry guy at all. I hate jewlry. I don't have a jewelry box. People jewelry. I'll tell you anyone who comes to ransack this place, they'd be very disappointed because they again, because it's nothing here unless you want to steal your shirts in my extra large and and by you know, seven hundred fifty thousand dollars equipment right that you could claim I have anyway. So, but that being said, I am obsessed over this ap Swatch collab because this these watches, it's called Royal Pop, the Royal Pop collection. They're going to retail for like between three and four hundred dollars, and I want it. Do you google it? Do you googling it? Anyway? They come on all different colors and whatever the case. But then I can walk around being like, yo, I own an ap you know. So So that being said, everyone's predicting, Well, there's already there's people been lined up since Tuesday, it gets teenth. It's Saturday, right, But they've been lined up since Tuesday and here we are on the fourteenth for these freaking watches, and they've been People are holding spaces in line, they've been bringing their their camping out because what's gonna happen is because it's a limited edition, they're gonna go on. They're gonna sell out, and it's gonna write to the black market and then you're gonna be paying crazy money for it. And I think it's terrible the way they disperse them, or they like like or they're not gonna make enough, or they're gonna purposely not make enough. I don't know.

00:34:47
Speaker 2: I'm obsessing over this watch, just so just letting it know. But you wouldn't wear it. You'd wear it once until so somebody saw you and you're like, oh this is uh. Then you have to explain it. You're like, oh, is that a funk go pop? What is it called funko pop?

00:34:59
Speaker 1: What? Yeah? Go pops? That's what people are gonna think. Pop rocks. What are they called royal pop?

00:35:06
Speaker 2: Royal pop?

00:35:07
Speaker 1: There is Lord Lord the endorser.

00:35:09
Speaker 2: We're gonna get a Royal popop snap crackle and pop what kind of watches that let me snap, crackle and pop listen.

00:35:17
Speaker 1: But I later found out now that it is dirty pop. Is dirty pop, dirty pop. That's the first thing I thought of. You wear it, You're actually gonna wear it around your neck. So it's gonna be like it's gonna be like public Enemy, you know, like Flavor flav style. But but but it's it's gonna be like a what It's gonna be the size of a face of a watch and wear it around your neck. Oh that would be good. People can just grab it and pull it off your neck. Well, anyway, if anybody's got an in, let me know. I want to buy one. Oh my god, this is scary. This is scary. I want that to be the first my first piece of jewelry ever, A fake jewel a jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, my first jewelry. It's not for those license not jeweler ree, even though a jeweler sells it. It's not jeweler it's jewel ree jewelry.

00:36:06
Speaker 2: Of course, jewel What do you think like the singer, I'm thinking, uh, you're bougie bastard. You're gonna wear it once and then you're gonna have me sell it on eBay in a here, Uh Brody that watch? Remember about that watch? That uh soda pop watch? How much can you have roy for it? Yeah, Royal Pop, Royal Crown, Cola, Royal Pop. That's that soda Royal Crown, Royal Crown. But anyway, yeah Cola. All right, what are you doing here?

00:36:31
Speaker 1: Where? Association? What are you playing? I don't know?

00:36:33
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta watch story. You tell me if this isn't the greatest scam watch scam ever. So I have a family member who has an in law, so it's it's a relative of a relative. I'm not related to this person, right, so you know it doesn't matter who they are. But I want to can say their first name because it's part of the story. So his name he does construction. Okay, So I want to establish want to what I want to tell the story in. Okay, pot Tech Philipe watches. You know they're a top brand of watch.

00:37:08
Speaker 1: I guess they're up there with like like Brightling. Is that it? So?

00:37:13
Speaker 2: A pot Tech Philippe watch starts between twenty and thirty thousand entry level models. Pot You've never even you've never seen like commercials. We buy watches, including pot Tech Philippe. It's always one of the ones mentioned, pow Tech Filipe.

00:37:26
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So.

00:37:28
Speaker 2: My friend Philippe, my relative of a relative, does construction, they do house renovations, and he's French.

00:37:38
Speaker 1: Okay, he's actually Philippe. He's okay, I mean Philip, Yeah, Phip, yeah, Philip, Philip. Anyway, a number of years ago he was working on a house, renovating a house with a bunch of guys who are of Hispanic descent, who were not familiar with those watches, and they were digging in the basement or whatever, pulling up the floorboards, whatever they were doing renovate the house, and one of the guys finds a watch and he says, oh, Philip, you should take this watch. It has your name on it. He goes, what do you mean it's engraved. He goes, I don't know if. Oh my god. So he hands them the Philip but pow Tech Philipe watch because his name is Philip, and the watch was worth thirty thousand dollars. Holy shit, this is like right out of Antique's Roadshow. Yes, and nobody owned the house it was. It was a demolition.

00:38:34
Speaker 2: They were just like salvaging, like you know, pipes and whatnot. So nobody had ownership of the of the whatever the shit they found. So the guy was like, no, you take it. So he's like, no, you should take it.

00:38:45
Speaker 1: You found it. He goes, I don't wear watches, you know. Did he take it? Philip took it? Philip? Did you take it? Because his name was Philip, the guy handed him a pow Tech Philip watch. That's fucking hysterical. So if your name was ap, maybe someone would hand you a watch. Hey, hey, Abra, Jean Papashing, whatever that name.

00:39:07
Speaker 2: Is, Augine Ball or Vagen Ruggin. He found this watch, Orgine or watch your name on it. So yeah, he got a thirty something thousand dollars watch because his name is Philip and the guy had no clue.

00:39:20
Speaker 1: How about that? That guy must have been kicking himself afterwards. But well he doesn't know well you know, I mean, oh oh, he didn't find out. No, he's not someone who'd go on the I'm telling you, he's like a day laborer who probably doesn't even have the Internet. I want to know where that watch is today. I wondered if he sold it. He sold the watch.

00:39:39
Speaker 2: That's so he knows how much he was worth. He got over thirty thousand dollars for it. Now the question is should he have given some money to the other guy or no, because he gave him the watch. Because he never saw the guy again. Nah, then yeah, if it was a freud guy was No, it wasn't guys he normally worked with. It was like whoever they you know, they put day laborers together and he was you know, he was a foreman. He hired some people and he was on the job and he never saw these guys again.

00:40:02
Speaker 1: It's amazing. What condition was it in? He said it needed to needed like a new glass.

00:40:09
Speaker 2: He said he needed work, like the glass was scratched.

00:40:11
Speaker 1: Whatever.

00:40:11
Speaker 2: Whatever it was, he got a lot of money for it after he was cleaned up, or he sold it.

00:40:15
Speaker 1: Whatever. It wasn't it was working condition, but it was you know, dirty, muddy it was. It was under the floorboards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.

00:40:22
Speaker 2: Maybe somebody hit it there once or who adopted when they were building the place.

00:40:26
Speaker 1: Jeez, how about that? How about that? How about that? I oh, I meant to tell you. You know, my dad is something else. I mean, he know that he he's got such a great wardrobe. He's got a lot of stuff, and we've bought him clothes over the years. But all he does is wear logos. He wears Brooklyn Boys logos, Elvis Durrancho logos. Is he what was Brooklyn Boys? Oh? Yeah, he wears that. He wore the hell out of that, the red hoodie, the red.

00:40:59
Speaker 2: Oh and did he go to the website. What's the website? The website?

00:41:03
Speaker 1: Oh, the website. In case you're just joining us and you've never you've never heard us before.

00:41:08
Speaker 2: You love us so much now after a few weeks, Yeah, you want.

00:41:10
Speaker 1: To buy some merch It's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. So my dad, my dad loves to support every time. Now, I keep thinking, every time I come over and hang out, he's wearing it because of me. But I spoke to my sister and she goes, no, this is like his entire identity. He walks around every day wearing a different piece of logo. It has to be a hat or something like that. So we did something a little I don't know, shifty. We went to a shall I even just say it, okay, No, we went we went up club. No. It was Mother's Day, all right, and you know Mother's Day, everyone goes out to eat. It's yeah, you can't get in other place places. So we went out to the cemetery. That was me, and we went out to eat at the cemetery. It was me, my sister and my dad and we went to the cemetery on Mother's Day. And we went like really early in the morning, and then at like a quarter after nine, like all right, let's go to this place nearby the cemetery and let's try and you know, get in. See what's up. It's we're early. You know, it's early on a mother's day. How much you do such thing as early on a mother's day? Brah brah. Nine to fifteen, fifteen minutes after they opened, the restaurant was completely full and there was a ninety minute wait, two hour wait to get a table. Of course, of course, well, dude, I don't live in the suburbs, man, What do there's a million places to eat? What did I know that at nine o'clock in the morning there's going to be a fucking line of people trying to get into this place? And it's a good place. It's one of those places that that are like, you know, newer and fun and anyway, So I'm gonna ask your I'm gonna ask you a trivia question. Scary and you think about it for a minute. All right, Do you think I won't give you any clues? In America? What is the number one day to eat out? Mother's Day?

00:43:17
Speaker 2: I'd like, oh, look at you, home run, look at you. High traffic all day. Unlike other holidays, I just focus on one meal. Mother's Day generates heavy traffic from breakfast through dinner. I didn't know the times I didn't know often ranked second for fine dining, Father's Day, third, Super Bowl Sunday.

00:43:37
Speaker 1: What happens to his dad's on that Mother's Day? And then and then cooking? That's they have to settle for third place for Father's Day.

00:43:46
Speaker 2: Listen, as a father, you're you're down the list.

00:43:49
Speaker 1: Or father's like like like to you know, do a cookout, barbecue whatever. Anyway, My point is we get to the back of this line and I'm like, hmm, I know somebody who knows somebody here. So I texted that somebody and that somebody gave me somebody else's phone number. And then next thing you know, I'm in touch with the general manager or the owner who wasn't on site. So I'm like, hey, look, I'm not looking for anything.

00:44:15
Speaker 2: This just happened to know somebody who knew somebody by the place by the funeral, by the cemetery.

00:44:20
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm very resourceful, Brodie. So I texted over and I and and and then then this person gets me on the phone. Oh my god, that's great. I said, Look, I don't I didn't play the cemetery. Well, I said, we were coming from Why would we do play the cemetery car? Why would we even be out there? She's like, scary Jones, what are you doing all the way over here? And I'm like, well, we were me and my brother, me, me and my my dad, my sister. We were visiting my dad, my sister and I. We were visiting my mom. And this you know, it's Mother's Day. So you played the dead mom card on Mother's Day. Well hold on, wow, Well that's okay because she knew who you.

00:45:02
Speaker 2: Don't you should You're not even celebrating Mother's Day at that point. You haven't got a mother with you. Your sister was there.

00:45:06
Speaker 1: It was she's a mom, so my sister, so my, my, you're being incredibly rude Brodie. So so so anyway, mom my mom on the phone with this woman and she's like, I listen to this show. I love you. Oh my god, we'd love to host you. And I look at it. No, not looking for a free meal here, I want to pay retail, I said, I'm just looking for access. We just came out. It's a quarter after nine. I didn't know it would be this many people anyway, and we have to get back to Brooklyn otherwise. Well, if you can't do it, no, no, you don't be silly. She was, just do this, she goes, Just be inconspicuous, she was, You're going to walk to the front and whatever, talk many people in your party. Three. So we go. So I go to the front and I meet up and I was told to speak the code word at the door to meet somebody who's going to bring me to somebody else. Now apparently this is a US come first surf place. There are no was the code word falafel? What was the code word? So I finally get in there, and I finally passed through the whole line, cut the whole line with my head down and you're gonna get shipped for this. And then and then, and I kind with a woman. I'm like, hi, how are you. I'm like great, She's like all right. Was the code word scumbag? She's will help you out, no problem, so and so just so and so just called over here. So she like gives me. Instead of a two hour wait, it was like a two minute wait. We we get the next available table and subscribe. My describe how I look right now. Brody is covering his He's like he's he's a shamed to know me right now. Describe my right now. He's covering his face. He's face palming right now. So we go and we sit down and my sister and my my father come in, and you know's was sitting down and I'm like, Dad, like, you're wearing a Z one hundred puffer vest. Stop it. I'm like a dad, take it off, unzip it. He takes it off. And there was an Elvis Duran in the Morning show. How are you underneath it? It's like I can't win. I'm like Dad, I'm like, I don't want to be I don't want to be scary Jones I don't want us to be Elvis Durant show. Oh you did a minute ago, you did two minutes ago on the phone to the manager, yes, the owner, yes, But not to the people the public seeing. Oh there's scary Jones and his family cutting the line, those fuckers like I don't want I didn't want that.

00:47:40
Speaker 2: I would like to send out a message too. Let's just say, Marjorie and Phil, Marjorie and Phil, if you were on the line, uh, to go get yourself a nice you had, Oh you had. You had Tyler and Mark, your two boys with you for Mother's Day. And you know what, Dad's gonna give Tyler and Mark the money. He's gonna make it look like they bought your dinner.

00:47:58
Speaker 1: Uh, so listen what I say. Your name was Marge, Marge, Marge.

00:48:04
Speaker 2: Let's let's say uh, let's say, uh, Marjorie, Marjorie and and Phil. You're out the and the kids are play. Listen. If you're on the end of the line and you're waiting and then but you didn't get seated for an extra half hour because some radio guy knew a person who knew a person. If you maybe like your legs started to hurt, maybe you gave up. Maybe you gave up and went home. Maybe Phil says to your marge, Hey, you know what, we've been on line for two and a half hours. It's getting Let's just go to Wendy's or something. And she's like, all right, yeah, that'll be fine. If you went home, Philip, Phil and Marjorie with Tyler and Mark, and before you went home, just remember Scary Jones and his dad with the Seer one hundred jacket.

00:48:40
Speaker 1: They sat down first, let you know, well, well here's here's here's the thing. And again I never, I never. I don't panic, don't I don't don't back, don't back, don't knock the picture off your wall as your backped line. No, no, I panicked because we knew that we were going to go here afterwards. I didn't really know other places out there that were as good. This place is a standout, and I'm like, I want to go here. I want to And I promised my father and my sister that I was going to take care of breakfast plans. And I failed. If had I sat there at the end of the line, because there was no way we could sit there for two hours and then go sit down and eat and then go back to my Mother's Day was coming. I did. I didn't know it was gonna be that crowded. At nine o'clock in the morning, I'm thinking, what Mother's Day the place. The doors just swung open. It's five, five, ten minutes, boom, We're gonna be the first one sat. We're gonna be in and out. We're gonna be done with our breakfast by ten o'clock and on our way back.

00:49:35
Speaker 2: Dios de Madres, Mother's Day, the day on the Mother's.

00:49:41
Speaker 1: So I just that was my way, you, that was my way of problem solving. I had to find a way to just get access, to get in and get out. And yeah and yeah, maybe I'm I'm a douche, but my I guess my larger question here is if anyone could use that to their advanta and had was able to do it, would they and I think most people would if they could. People call the time fancy restaurants. Oh I'm a doctor, I'm a surgeon. They they name drop like crazy or they are they even worse. They are scary jones to get us. You do that all time. They make the reservations. They make the reservation with their black Amex card, which I do not have.

00:50:25
Speaker 2: By the way, for those of you who knew to the podcast, Scary has made dinner reservations under the name Elvis Durant and then says, oh, Elvis couldn't make it, and they take the table.

00:50:31
Speaker 1: Anyway, you gotta do what you gotta do to get ahead. I don't know, and listen, and Scary didn't need to prove he was. If you want to make I guess you could just say you're You could probably just say you're Scary Jones and get a table reservation. At this point, David Brody will not get you a table reservation any works that maybe, you know, like a theme restaurant like Applebee's maybe, And I paid retail, so you can't come at me with that. Although they did throw in some biscuits, biscuits and jam oh you got biscuits. I got biscuit and some biscuits, sling blade. Yeah, no, biscuits not hitting now that's yoda. Oh no, no, no, Yoda's more. They are biscuits and gravy.

00:51:19
Speaker 2: There is no try, there's only eat. Okay, all right, since we're talking about restaurants, is this all last break?

00:51:29
Speaker 1: No?

00:51:30
Speaker 2: Oh, we got two okay, good. I went out to dinner at a relatively nice restaurant I wouldn't say fancy, but a little nicer than what I normally go to. And I sat at the bar. We sat at the bar, right, and a couple of things happened. I have two stories from my experience at the bar. This was a place where a lot of affluent people went. I am not affluent.

00:51:54
Speaker 1: No, are you a person? That's right? It was.

00:51:56
Speaker 2: I did not order anything fancy. I ordered an inexpensive thing, but anyway, so I ordered a diet coke no ice. Big surprise to everyone who listens to.

00:52:07
Speaker 1: The surprise surprise?

00:52:10
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, who is that?

00:52:11
Speaker 1: That's right? It's all over TikTok from a woman in the I ll look it up now who sings the song?

00:52:17
Speaker 2: Surprise surprise, it's all over TikTok. It's a woman from the fifties.

00:52:20
Speaker 1: Right, but either way? Right? A silly a black? Did they yet? So? So what did you? Diet coke? Show up with ice? No?

00:52:30
Speaker 2: So the bartender comes over and he again, it's a nicer places. Isn't like high school kids work in the bars. Man's a professional. He hands me a drink and I take a sip and it's got bubbles in it, it's not flat. And I take a sip and he walks away. He's like everything, go yeah, yeah, I'll be back. Take your order. And it doesn't taste right. What it tastes like is almost coke, but not exactly coke.

00:52:57
Speaker 1: So I know what it is.

00:52:59
Speaker 2: So I the way to it comes over like seven or eight minutes of the bought ten a seven right minutes later.

00:53:02
Speaker 1: Can I guess? Can I guess what it was? Yeah? Go ahead? It was. It was coke, but he added seltzer to it to water it down a little bit to make it taste to fool you.

00:53:13
Speaker 2: Okay, not that kind of place, Nope. So I said, there's a problem with my die Coke is what's the problem? I said, is this coke zero? He says, yes, it is. So I said, I'm sorry. I ordered die Coke.

00:53:29
Speaker 1: Do you have die Coke? No, we just have Coke zero.

00:53:33
Speaker 2: So I said, I'm sorry. But when someone comes into your establishment, if you don't have die Coke, that's fine, but you're supposed to say.

00:53:41
Speaker 1: Is it okay?

00:53:43
Speaker 2: If I serve you dicer, Like if I had said, give me a diapepsi. Most places will say, is die coke okay? Or if they have pepsi? If they have die coke logo, is diapepsi okay? Like theme restaurants may not, but finer restaurants will say, okay, is it okay? So I said, I don't understand. Coke zero doesn't taste like die coke. It tastes like coke without the sugar.

00:54:02
Speaker 1: I want to buy the way. Okay, this is gonna come as a shock again. I have a question for you here. Well, well, hold on, I have not had soda in twenty years, twenty five years old. I just explained it. No, what is the difference between coke zero and diet coke? I just said it.

00:54:20
Speaker 2: I just said the difference. I need coke zero, okay. Diet coke has its own taste. It's a unique taste, the different flavor.

00:54:28
Speaker 1: I remember it from my childhood. I remember what diet coke tastes like. I have no fucking clue what coke zero tastes like. I've never had it in my life.

00:54:34
Speaker 2: Coke zero was designed to taste like coke.

00:54:38
Speaker 1: Okay. It's a diet alternative to coke.

00:54:41
Speaker 2: So what's the missing is the sugar or something? No, no, no, no, you're not listening to me. They had two different flavors. Oh, one tastes like diet coke because it's diet coke, right, and one is coke zero, which tastes like coke. If I wanted coke zero, I would ask, hey, by the way, do you have coke zero? As a matter of fact, we do. I said, give me a diet coke that is not the same in your world free coke. So it's not like even the same calorie deficit benefit whatevery. If I order pinagrizio and they come with chardonnay, do you see why that's not the same.

00:55:10
Speaker 1: Thing understood about between coke zero and coke? Just no sugar.

00:55:16
Speaker 2: Coke zero has aspartame or one of the faked sugars or Stevie or something.

00:55:22
Speaker 1: Right. So it's designed to taste I got more time. It's designs. Help me out here. It's designed to taste like coke, but it's not designed to tastes like diet coke, which is a different thing understood. But aren't they close enough or no? Because coke and diet coke tastes really different. Okay, understand, I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna ask you.

00:55:39
Speaker 2: Okay, if you wanted Kettle one and they brought you Fleischmann's, would you be okay with it?

00:55:45
Speaker 1: That's not the same comparison, And that's the bullshit. It is. No, it's not. That's not the same comparison. The same comparison would be no different, No, no, no, The same comparison would be you ask for Kettle one and they bring you Tito's or they bring you Greg Goose. You know those are different like that. Fleischman does a whole other great flavor. No, because Fleischman is a four dollars fucking of course I'm going to know the difference because that tastes like rubbing alcohol.

00:56:09
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's say you want you want, you want some vodka on the rocks. You're like, give me some Tito's, right, And they come along with and I come along with you and taste the difference. I mean, but you were like, and they come along with kettle and they don't go no, but they don't tell you. They just handed you and you go, this isn't Tito's. And the guy says to you, yeah, we had velvetdere and looks that you like, you're an idiot.

00:56:29
Speaker 1: I'm okay, you're you're a putts. No, not because it doesn't it's in the grand scheme of things. It's not gonna ruin My Dad's not the same product. You made it a point, so that you right. I know that's what I prefer. I prefer Tito's. But if you make me okay, what if they accident or if they still had Tito's but they accidentally made me a kettle one, I think, ah, fuck it, fine, I'll take it.

00:56:55
Speaker 2: Kettle one, kettle Tito's, okay, But they didn't lie to you about it. I asked him for a diet coke, okay, and they're like, oh, we don't have die coke. I'm gonna give this fucking guy coke zero, he says, some asshole at the bar and one of the difference. I'm a diet soda enthusiast. I know the difference between the flavors. I just thought for a new upscale restaurant that I tried. Yeah, it's it's it's a tacky way to treat your customers, all right, slices, let me know what you think.

00:57:24
Speaker 1: So well, what did you What was the end result here? Did he bring you the diet coke? They didn't happen. No, they don't have it. Okay, So then what did you did you get your back? Yeah? I took it off the bill and I drank water. Now did you finish the coke zero first? Did you hear me? I won't drink it. I didn't like it. I don't want it. Okay, right, Well that's rare, I do you'd be like, guzzle it down your throat after they give you.

00:57:45
Speaker 2: A charge something I liked. Look, if I ordered a file at at.

00:57:48
Speaker 1: The time you walked out with the extra fucking pistrami sandwiches, that was it.

00:57:51
Speaker 2: That wasn't my fault. Ship like that happened.

00:57:57
Speaker 1: I didn't want that. I wanted this. I wanted die. Oh you didn't want that. Okay, we'll take it back. No, no, no, no, no, I'll take it with me anyway. You already made it.

00:58:05
Speaker 2: I remember that well, that that happened at Manhattan Bagel where they had they put green pepper on my sandwich instead of red pepper and told me there's no difference. I go, of course, there's a difference. Green pepper tastes nothing like red pepper. He goes, I'll throw that one out. I'll make another one. I go, well, since you're gonna throw it out.

00:58:19
Speaker 1: Right, And you took it anyway, which that was something that you didn't like. It was a taste you to mind. People in my.

00:58:25
Speaker 2: Family who like green pepper, so let them have it anyway. The point is I didn't drink the soda. But anyway, So I'm sitting at the bar and the woman next to me is admiring what I'm eating and she's like, oh, is that good. I'm like, very good, and so we start talking about it. It was chicken palm, and so she's like, oh, I I said, how do you rate it? She goes, how do you rad? Go, well, it's about an eight and a half. What you like about So I'm giving them He said, wow, you know your chicken palm. I go, actually, I'm in a chicken palm a group on Facebook. I love chicken. I go everywhere for chicken palm. So the husband leans over. And now keep in mind the husband. I don't I'm not gonna say aything too specific as to who he is because I don't want to get him in trouble. But uh, I overhear him talking to someone else at the bar about the owner of the Mets and the name of the Mets Stadium Southfield.

00:59:13
Speaker 1: I hear him talking tuned more. You must have been like.

00:59:19
Speaker 2: I'm like, but it's a really loud place, and it's so I heard, like, you know, Steve callin City Field working with Call and spoke to him on the pump. I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa. Oh, there's a lot of rich people here. I wonder who this guy is. Right anyway, So I'm talking to the woman and she says, oh, show me the Chicken Palm group on Facebook.

00:59:35
Speaker 1: So I pull out my phone and what is my wallpaper on my phone?

00:59:38
Speaker 2: Scary the screen sayer, Do you remember it's a Mets So she says, oh, you're a Mets fan. The husband sees, he goes, oh, you're a Mets fan.

00:59:47
Speaker 1: Yes I am.

00:59:48
Speaker 2: He says, oh, I'm working on a project with them now because I heard I heard part of it. So let me explain what's what's going on, because important to the story. I explain a little bit. Where the Mets play for seventy years, sixty years, sixty years roughly there was another stadium in this stadium, both roughly next to each other. They were, but across the street was all junk yards and just awful yeah parks places just like you took cast stolen cars, get chop chop shops and just whatever. There was nothing around the stadium, no restaurants, no stores, nothing. Almost every stadium in America has a neighborhood, stores, restaurants, souvenir shops. Very few stadiums are built in the middle of nowhere. There's some Philadelphia Stadium hasn't got much around it, but anyway, there's just junk yards of shit. And the new owner of the Mets got the city to agree to clear out that area, condemn the area, make it because it was unhealthy and there's poisons in the ground.

01:00:48
Speaker 1: Whatever.

01:00:49
Speaker 2: And they are gonna build up that area over the course of the next three to four years with hotels and parking lots and a casino. It's gonna they'd be a beautiful area. But like families spend a music with me, amusement park or something, it's gonna be a.

01:01:02
Speaker 1: Whole end of him. I'm actually excited for it.

01:01:04
Speaker 2: Okay, So this guy says to me, I'm a big deal at this casino situation. I'm involved with a company that's helping to build it and design it and whatever. I'm gonna tell you where he worked, that's irrelevant. But he's a big deal, I said, really, So I started asking questions, when is it gonna come out?

01:01:25
Speaker 1: Right?

01:01:25
Speaker 2: He's like, Oh, we're gonna have this big name chef there, and I know all the chefs he's mentioning. He's Oh, we're gonna have this ship.

01:01:31
Speaker 1: You know some of them, by the way.

01:01:33
Speaker 2: So when I tell you off air, yeah, okay, gotcha, You're gonna get connections at this casino, my friend. Okay, on a Mother's Day, you can go there and cut the line.

01:01:43
Speaker 1: Okay.

01:01:45
Speaker 2: So I'm talking to him and I said, oh, you know, this is a great location for a casino because year round you got Laguardi Airport right there. You can run a shuttle right from the airport. People land come right to the hotel. He's like, it's a great idea.

01:01:57
Speaker 1: Probably do that.

01:01:58
Speaker 2: I said, in the waterway ferry is right there. Probably get a watery ferry sponsored and have the water if ferry come right there. He says, yeah, probably do that, So scare do you remember, over the years working with me in radio, whenever somebody who owned a company or had like more money than me, I would show off my creativity and throw ideas out at them.

01:02:20
Speaker 1: Oh here's a slogan for your podcast. I remember you providing handful on several occasions, several different people with several game changing ideas which they later went on to implement in their world and then start their own companies and then cut you out right. You so you're responsible for getting people started. Yeah.

01:02:41
Speaker 2: I when Colin Jost was on SNL was in our studio, Colin Jose Mesnel, I threw some ideas at him and I said, ah, you know what would be funny and he was like, oh, that's a really good idea. Now he hasn't done it yet because but it was a really good idea.

01:02:55
Speaker 1: He asked me for like what what?

01:02:58
Speaker 2: But so I was like, what am I gonna Because he's my here's what I think. Part of me is like I'm showing off a little bit, and part of me is like, you know, my brain works. Sure, I go a, I blurt the stuff out and I keep thinking I'm gonna cut with an idea so great that somebody is gonna go. You know, we should hire you. That's you're a great at marketing. So I'm talking to the guy and I said, you know, you know what train goes right from Queens and Manhattan right to City Field, right to the casino.

01:03:25
Speaker 1: Scary what train goes there? The seven?

01:03:27
Speaker 2: The seven train. Don't jump ahead of my story. So I say, you know, would be a great idea, you guys, the casino should sponsor the train. Wrap it and and because in New York you can, you could sponsor a train and do like a you know, a wrap cars and trucks. You wrap it with the logos and everything. Call it the Lucky seven line right to the casino. It's perfect. And he goes, that's brilliant. He goes, that's not really my area, but I'm gonna pass that around. That's great, And I went, fuck, I did it again.

01:03:58
Speaker 1: Oops, I did it again. Thank you, Brittany. So once again I have given a million dollar idea to somebody else to get a million dollars or get promoted or something else.

01:04:10
Speaker 2: So look, the guy was very nice, gave me his card. He said, keep in touch, you know, and you know when it would get closer, you know, if you need anything. Really nice guy. Yeah, but I feel like now she's here's my question, scary.

01:04:23
Speaker 1: You and I both know one of the owners of the Mets.

01:04:27
Speaker 2: Should I quickly message her with my idea and get it out there before anybody else gets it to her?

01:04:34
Speaker 1: Uh? I don't. I don't think you should. I think I think that ship is seld I think you needed to have gotten that because I don't know if she'll care as much as nah, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't. All right, I already did it. Oh did she get back to you? Not yet.

01:04:51
Speaker 2: I did it like two hours ago because I was nervous and I asked you to tell me not to do it.

01:04:55
Speaker 1: You. Oh god, I think it.

01:04:57
Speaker 2: Slices would message her, but they don't have a email address, all right, all right, anyway, So that's a good idea though, right, the Lucky seven train.

01:05:04
Speaker 1: It's a brilliant idea. It's a money making idea.

01:05:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, not for me though, not for you, because I got all excited, so fuck me again.

01:05:13
Speaker 1: My boys podcast. Now, I don't know if you saw or heard, but the co host of my other podcast, Speaking Volumes Share Cassenza love her. She's pregnant again. Oh that's great. She's pregnant with her third child. As you know, I am the godfather to Enzo yep, her son Ferrari, and then right and her first born was Porsche, right name after Porschia de Rossi. But isn't that wife, isn't that wild? Right? So Porsche the.

01:05:52
Speaker 2: Third one is going to be called Hyundai.

01:05:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there was a bit of a skirmish. I don't know, Broti, if you want to play that audio, but she revealed this to me on the podcast that we recorded last week live.

01:06:09
Speaker 2: Oh, we have to play it because I understand that you've been getting shipped for it.

01:06:12
Speaker 1: I've been so I guess my response, and I wanted to bring it here too, because this became a big deal on the Big Show.

01:06:20
Speaker 2: But I really have not heard this. I just know that you mentioned you got ship for doing something on that podcast.

01:06:26
Speaker 1: On that podcast, I have not heard it or it was my It was my reaction, so I wanted to give full context. I wanted to get full context. Okay, when did you woo who like a girl? To you? And she The lead up to this that nobody heard was she goes, she goes, Oh, my god. She goes, what are these three songs have in common? And she played with arms wide open? Then she played me Baby by Justin Bieber, and then she played Oops, I did it again by Britney Spears. I know we just mentioned Britney Spears, so this is what reminds me of this. So then I could I couldn't figure out what they had in common other than those Well, how could you not be on a game show? They all have to do it bringing a baby into the world. This means I did well. That means I did something again. But the first two were obvious clues. Arms went open is about bringing up a life. Well, what she should have done was give me baby one more time because that would have been more in line. But so you shouldn't hit me baby one more time? She did. Maybe it was an ops bay, Well that's what I thought. So when she said then she says, she goes, well, guess what scary we have an announcement. She's I'm pregnant, and you know the daughter goes, Mommy's pregnant, and my reaction, yeah, don't was not what we expect. Well, we're gonna play it. I'm gonna I'm gonna play the fad. This is right after you heard three songs. This is right for three songs and she makes thee noo and then those yeah that happened, and then she made the announcement. You'll hear that. Here, we hear it ready and here it is here it is having a baby. What you're pregnant again? No? Well, yeah, I guess Wait a second, Oops, I did it again? Is this an oops baby? No? No, it's a very wanting Oh my god, Scott and I were praying a lot baby bye, but we haven't. I third, whoa. Congratulations. This is crazy in a good way for people who want to have babies. I don't want one personally, but my god, I'm so happy for you guys. You guys are this is a family of five on the way. Congratulations. I'm so excited for you guys. And obviously you're a few months along because I see a sonogram there right, Yeah you're s Oh big brother, you got promoted and oh my god, best sister ever Now it's home, my my sister ever. Go ahead, hold up? Sign again? Wait again? So do you know if it's a boy or girl? We don't. That's why. Yeahs Watson girl. But that's why she's wearing boy and girl bows in her hair. All right, well then we'll leave it right there anyway, Now, bron you face pomped again. That's twice in this podcast.

01:09:22
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Okay, I heard pity. I heard better you than me. I heard if that's what you're into because I would never do that ship wow, and then backed Bobby, It's great if you wanted it.

01:09:34
Speaker 1: I mean, I said, okay, okay, my reaction. Let me let me break this down because people have been crushing me all week. The Morning Show took me. They played that Morning Show, played the Big Show, played that clip on the air and embarrassed me, and and the calls to text everything kept ripping me. Or they they posted it online. All right, if you had the cont text that I had, knowing what you know now, that I could have feasibly thought in the moment, it was a mistake, baby, because of the oops and oops I did. Again, can you understand why I had the reaction I did initially and and screamed no, but because the no was more of like someone saying shut up, shut up, no, shut up, no, no, that would have been no.

01:10:27
Speaker 2: Here's the difference. Ready, you go, this is what you should have done. No way, See, that's that's what you're trying to explain. No, that's not that's that's you know, that life you're about to bring in the world. My first reaction was, no, you shouldn't. If let's just happen.

01:10:43
Speaker 1: It's similar though, if I said no way, no way, let's just way, let's.

01:10:47
Speaker 2: Just say, let's just say hypothetically it was an oops baby. Hey, let's say it was oops baby. She's clearly having the baby, right of course, right right, and she's telling you on a podcast, So it's not something that she's ashamed of or is gonna regret.

01:11:02
Speaker 1: I guess what I'm gonna ask, Well, oops baby, there's nothing to be ashamed about if you have an oops baby. Listen, my brother I think was an oops baby. I think anyway, my.

01:11:12
Speaker 2: Father was an oops baby. He's like fifteen years younger than his siblings.

01:11:15
Speaker 1: Or he was. All right, it happens, so that's not a bad thing. But but my reaction was of the moment, it was genuine and sincere. I guess, I I don't know. It was not okay, the problem is scary.

01:11:29
Speaker 2: It was sincere. It was your version of sincere.

01:11:32
Speaker 1: You were sincerely rude, you were sincerely negative, because said, listen, if Robin came home and said to you, I played you arms ed open and baby and oops, I did it again, and she was I'm having a skin you go.

01:11:45
Speaker 2: You know your action will be scary. The same is what it was just there. That's what you would have said, the same reaction. So I listen, I'm gonna remind slices. You know when when I had my first child. Now, those of you who listened to the podcast, if you knew, you may not know.

01:12:04
Speaker 1: Whatever.

01:12:04
Speaker 2: I have three daughters, three ridiculously awesome daughters. And when my first one was born, we to It was I think it was a Monday morning, and so I was off that day. I was like, I can't come in. Were my wife's in labor. So we had We had my daughter when the after the morning show. So the morning show was over. So I emailed, right, I texted everybody. I think I emailed everybody.

01:12:29
Speaker 1: I emailed.

01:12:30
Speaker 2: I said, hey, listen, could you make an announcement on the air tomorrow to announce my daughter's birth.

01:12:34
Speaker 1: I'll get a copy of it. It'll be great.

01:12:37
Speaker 2: So scary goes on the air when he was doing birthday announcements and he goes, oh, congratulations to uh, you know, David.

01:12:43
Speaker 1: And his wife on the birth of their new son. I remember that. Yeah, And then then Cobby was filling in that day and Cobby's like, ah, I had a boy, congratulations.

01:12:58
Speaker 2: My daughter's birth. And they had the next day. I had to call them up screaming. And the next day they went and did it again. Oops, I did it again and I had to correct it. So, yeah, scaring out to my daughter, uh as my son.

01:13:11
Speaker 1: So thanks for that. At least you didn't go no, a girl. No. I mean, I guess it's good. I guess the girl is fine. I guess didn't listen.

01:13:25
Speaker 2: Share knows that came from the heart and the right place. And that's what I'm trying to remember. When I told you I was having a third kid. What your reaction was, if it was no, I.

01:13:34
Speaker 1: Mean, listen, it is you know, listen. I mean, you know it's getting late in the game there. You know, I didn't know that after having two children. So now you're after you insulted, you're calling your old No, I'm not calling her old. You just saying you all to have kids. But that aside, there's also listen, even if I even if I was I wanted kids, I don't know if I would bring them into the world. Will the chaos going? And there's so much going on in this world right now? Okay, listen, there's a lot happ Admit to you. Yeah, you know what, Come on, you're gonna give me that one. People said that in.

01:14:09
Speaker 2: The forties, during the World War Two, in the fifties, during the Korean War, in the sixties, during Vietnam in the seventies, during the gas crisis, in the eighties because of the cocaine and the horrible synthesized music, and then and then the nineties was grunge. There's always something going. There's always a war, there's always a tragedy.

01:14:26
Speaker 1: Nine to eleven. I mean, Louis, you gotta understand, not exactly. It's not exactly an economically sound decision to bring someone into the world. Now you are so not a parent, it is, but it is a parent. I'm not a parent. Yeah.

01:14:47
Speaker 2: Look, if you have seven kids and you're having a problem feeding them and you decide to have an eighth, that's maybe a decision you should have thought about. There are some people that tell you all life is a miracle and it's wonderful and if you would.

01:14:56
Speaker 1: Ever okay, plus yeah, plus a lot of people are just galling back, you know, they're like, because I feel like when you have five, six, seven kids, that's like something that happened in the fifties, sixties, even seventies. I don't think that it's as popular these days. People aren't even getting married as much as they were. Well they get married later. No, I just heard the story this morning. They're saying that that the amount of unmarried people have doubled, doubled in the past whatever it was years. They're saying, gen z are not getting as married as quickly got married, getting married as quickly as their parents were. So it's it's a trending thing. So it's it's crazy. Listen. But I'm really, really, am, genuinely so very happy for her and Scott. Now sure now that they had time to think about it. No, but it's not that I and I was happy then too. But just when you're playing oops, I did it again, you lead me down.

01:15:52
Speaker 2: This road to think you realize you made the same noise that a person would make if they saw their wife being like stamped to death. No right, Or if you let's say, let's say you lived on a hill and you left your car with the break off and you start rolling down the hill, he'd say no. Or let's say you went to a restaurant and the bartender served your new coke coke zero instead of die coke.

01:16:17
Speaker 1: No, that's you, that's you, all right, leave us your listen.

01:16:25
Speaker 2: If you have anything to do with children, if you just had a new baby, talkbacks, Luke, you have a new sibling, right.

01:16:31
Speaker 1: Luke, I am your father. I'm not your godfather. And anyway, that being said, he never said, Luke, I'm your father. No, he said, he said no, he said no he is He says no, he said, he said, he said obi Wan lied to you. He said I am your I am your father. I am your father, all right. He never said that's right, he said, Luke, I'm your father. Never happened. That is a Mandela effect. Anyway, that being said, if it's your first time.

01:16:56
Speaker 2: But wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on, don't say anything.

01:16:59
Speaker 1: Hm no, to be true, you can disturb get that. That was the reaction you gave her when she said she was having a third base. That's right. That was Luke's reaction to darth Vader. Didn't you know to be true? And you know what, it actually sounds like me. I thought that was me for a second. That's actually Luke Skywalker from nineteen seventy seventy's scary, not true, scary having that was actually perfect. That was his reaction. No, somebody on the Big Show someone texted in and said that they said, scary sounds like Luke Skywalker when he found out that Darth Vader was his father. So, if you're new here and you listen to the iHeart Radio app, this is what we do. Click on the talkback microphone on the iHeartRadio app to leave us a little talk back and by the way, slices your regulars. Let's keep it, keep it tight, keep it right. Let's not leave more than just a couple, or we're going to verbally spank you. Oh, jingly, we're gonna jingly spank you. We're gonna we're gonna sing you off the stage. Don't fun one, don't challenge us. We're gonna cut you office