#378: Leave My Bone Alone!

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Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, dart up Up. They making noise, dot up, start up, dot dot Up.

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Speaker 2: Episode three seventy eight. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm Scary Jones, I'm David Brody. How are you? Everybody? Are you talking to actual people like they can answer this? No, I'm saying it's like one of those like I'll bid you know, I don't expect them to answer how they're doing. Although if you use the talk back feature on iHeart Radio you can tell us how you're doing. Isn't it kind of crazy though? The way we say that, hey, how you doing? Everybody? That's like an older radio ism where they say, hey, yeah, how's everybody? That's right? Hey has somebody doing tonight? But not that they could ever answer back. No, But it shows that we care, even though we don't care enough to Actually, you can use in the Heart Radio app that's true feature. You can get that, but we get the credit anyway. Yeah, speaking of the talkback feature, a good number of people left as talkbacks to let us know that. On episode three seventy seven at the end, while I was ranting and raving about Staples Scaries Live endorsement for his weight loss program. Yeah, that one came on over the end of my rant, so double negative that it's a commercial, but some commercials are good. This one was good on but it was over my important rant about my problem I had at Staple. So a couple of things we learned. You didn't listen to Slice Time. If you haven't listened to Slice Time, check it out. It's the episode after this one where everybody leaves feedback about their thoughts on this episode. There's a lot of comedy and it's funny, but definitely more people listening, especially those who find us in the Alveus Strand podcast folder. Also, you can subscribe to the Brooklyn Boys podcast and get notified never there's a new episode of this episode and Slice Time because they're both considered Brooklyn. Definitely follow follow us, like us and subscribe. Yeah, smash that smash that like button, smash the like and make us in your number one preset. That's important. iHeartRadio in the iHeart Radio app and makeus your number one preset. That would help us a lot. So people left us talkbacks which take probably five or six days for us to hear that there was a problem with the episode, and we made fun of that. So if you didn't hear that, the best way to get to us if there's a problem is to d m us on Instagram. Yeah, don't don't to talk back because we get it way too late after you know, thousands and thousands of people have heard that. We appreciate you telling us. Oh yeah, but also like eleventeen times of people tell us that is a problem. Anyway, Lots of updates. I've got a metal in my food update and I've got a raw steak dinner update, so that's come in this episode. Lots of updates for you. You got to talk about the biggest sporting event on the planet. What is It's scary high lie. No, the world loves to watch the Knicks come back from twenty nine points down. Exactly. Yeah, I'm so tired. He's also soccer going on, but the Knicks. Holy crap. Can we talk about the Knicks? Can we talk about how tired I am because I've been watching every game to completion and I have to get up at four o'clock in the morning. This has been this has been taking over my life, It really has. It's been taken in the last three weeks or so, and it's not stopping anytime soon. Now, Brody, will you watch you Nicks? You watch from home a lot of the times, right, or you go to a bar sometimes. No, I went out with a friend. We went to a sports bar for a couple of the games. But you know what, my buddy, ye didn't thank me for the water bottle. Buddy. That guy, the guy who invited a guy to come watch the draft with us. That guy, that guy, and I didn't know that, right. He set up in his garage a projector screen and blew up the Knicks game one hundred and forty four inches on the wall of his garage. So we chilled in his garage watching a twelve foot screen. Unbelievable, Yeah, especially when you have the players on the screen that size. Now, the thing that I'm hearing a lot of is people are wanting to, oh something else. Now, the thing I'm hearing a lot of is people wanting to the Knicks to win at home. Okay, let me tell you how asinine that is.

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Speaker 3: Like.

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Speaker 2: So, for instance, right now, as we as we do this podcast, game four is done. The series is They're up. The Knicks are up. Three to one, and they're taking it back to the old school because I'm an old fool who's so cool. No wait, sorry, womb there it is? Uh that okay, that would be. Yeah, they're going they're going back to San Antonio now right now, going back to Cali. Here's how I'm where I take issue with that. I don't think so slam the fucking door. People just do it. Do it in San Antonio. Who cares if you're not on the home msg court to celebrate? Why why delay? Why delay? If you go for the win, go for the wind. Shut them to a damn door.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: The problem is these fucking Spurs, man, they know how to come back the Calves. We look at what how how did that work for the Calves up three games to one? Are you talking about in past? In previous years, there's been collapses at three games to one, three game yes, no one's ever lost the first two at home and come back right now, coming back? Don't jinx it like like so, So, what I'm saying is forever for ninety nine point nine of the people watching, they're watching from screens from wherever they are, So it doesn't matter where the Knicks win. Just win. Don't wait, they'll be like I wish you, I wish they would lose one in San Antonio so they could come back and win in Nixon six at home. No, why why hope for that? Why hope for a loss? All right? Well, here's what I'll say. It's true, there's only nineteen thousand, mostly really rich or famous people are both at the game, and if they went on the road or at home, it's anyone but those. I'll finish anyone but those nineteen thousand, right, are gonna have the same experience, exactly. It's not like the team comes out of the side of Madison Square Garden and parties with the fans in the streets. Right, So it's the same, the same shit. However, it looks better for all time to listen when you watch the game right now, when you watch last night, wasn't part of the excitement the fans going crazy?

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Speaker 3: Do you?

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Speaker 2: Ferens and like Nick? Yes, right to watch them win. Yes, you want to shut up the fans in San Antonio, But that's not as much fun as our fans, fellow Knicks fans cheering and chanting and screaming and going crazy. I know what the fun last night, right which watching the post game and nobody left. And by the way, this is not a sports podcast. And I would like to point out that our official colors have changed. The official podcast colors have changed from the New York Mets to the New York Bicks. Yeah, we changed the logo. Check it out. It's now blue and orange instead of blue instead of blue and orange. No, And I noticed that it was it was a half hour past the game. They were doing post show interviews and the arena was still three quarters full. There's nothing, there's nothing like that kind of jubilation. But I can't stand some of these fans who are die hard their whole life. They haven't seen anything. Remember in nineteen ninety nine when the Knicks were in it and and hope for like, no, no, it's okay if they lose. No, no, no, no. You can't give this team loves but nobody wants. You can't give the San Antonio Spurs an inch, no fucking way, you take them four and anymore inches. Take it now, take the win now, please, I don't want to hear it. All right, moving on from basketball, as as anyone on this podcast watching the World Cup, well, I was paid to watch the World Cup. No, No, I had an appearance. I did a I did a viewing party. But I don't know the first thing about soccer. I mean, I know, I know how to play the first thing, unless you're the goalie. No, I mean I don't know. I don't. I'm not following the teams. I'm not following the day by day. I'm not following who's favorite or not. So the other day I said, oh, well, I have a couple of these, well you know, viewing parties coming up. I really should dress the part right. So I run over to Macy's where they had a huge display of of jerseys, and I'm like, look at this Italy. They have an overstock on Italy. This is great. So I bought. I know, so I was, so I bought wait for it, wait for it, So I buy. I bought an Italy jersey. I'm Italian, I'm Italian, American, fucking Italy is gonna be my team. Screw it, I'm in. So I bought an Italy jersey, and lo and behold, I've come to find out that Italy failed to make the World Cup. They're not in it. Third time in a row, three times in a row. Yeah, so that is, there's that, but I could you know, I'm not gonna buy a Mexico jersey. I'm not gonna buy a Columbia jersey. I'm Italian, So why don't you buy a jersey of a country you go to a lot like Costa Rica they in I don't know. I don't think so, you know. And now the people are like, well, if you're neutral, you should just be like, screw it, buy a Team USA jersey. Well that you should, yeah, but I don't know the foggy America about them. I don't know. I'm not even for whatever reason, Brody, I just think that even though it's a even though this is a big, you know, international stage for World Cup blah blah blah, we're here hosting it for the first time met Life Stadium, I still think the Knicks are the bigger story. And more people care about the Knicks than World Cup. Not nationally, don't forget, I'm talking about regionally here in the Tri State area. More people care about the Knicks ten times over, and they give a rats ass about World Cup. Otherwise, why isn't soccer as popular as it is in other countries? And I know, you don't hit the talk backs and be like, well that's not true. My son, my daughter, they play and blah blah blah. The end of the day, we don't have a professional soccer league here in America that outshines football, basketball, baseball, or hockey. It doesn't. It doesn't, but some people it's their favorite. Listen, you know what, It's only gonna happen if these two countries in their brackets finish in second place in their divisions, in their in their tier. Okay, they're not scheduled to play, but if these two teams both finished second, they would both advance and they would play each other. Ready, yeah, the United States, and I ran, is that right? Yes, there's a chance they could play each other. And I think with what's going on, it would make it a very interesting match that I know, right, Because does life imitate art? Does arn't imitate life? Does sports imitate? I don't. I don't think they're gonna use. I just would think it would be uncomfortable and awkward. It would be weird. But before countries at war have have played in the Olympics. I just went to look up because I'm looking at all the teams that are playing and they're not in the same bracket at the moment, but it could happen. That's assuming the team can finish second in their grouping. Anyway, I know a lot of people are excited about it, so I think it's great. I'm glad that up three countries, the three the main three countries on this continent are all hosting Mexico and the United States and Canada. Yeah, you know, but right now, it's until the Knick series is done. It's all I can think about, exactly. I'm not thinking about anything else. I did pull out my next jersey from the early two thousands with my name about that I had about that. I had an old Knicks jersey from like the nineties. It don't fit. It's not even close. Well, it's too tight because mine's huge huge. I got it from the station when we were working on the radio station, and they said, I think the Knicks were in the whatever year it was late two thousands, they were in the in the playoffs and they got his jerseys and I ordered one my name because I really wanted it, but they got me a size too big, so I can't wear it. But I feel like I could post a picture of it because it says my name on it, but I can't wear it. So if you have my last name and you want to buy it, they have to put it on eBay. Get in touch, Get in touch, Touch, Get in touch. All right. I wanted to give an update. A few weeks ago. I posted a picture of a piece of metal that was in my UH trail mix that I bought at Costco. And I love it. I bought like fifteen bags of it over the last year or so, one of my favorite trail. It's terrific cashews and cranberries and blueberries and yogurt chips, and I don't a whole bunch of stuff. I love it. I love it so much. All grab a fist of it. Thank you. I love it. I didn't crash my car into a pole or bridge whatever. They crashed air carnto a bridge. My car into a bridge. Yeah, so I grab again, just a reminder in case you do don't listen. In order you didn't listen to this episode. I grabbed a handful, a fistful of the food, the trail mix, and I shoved it in my mouth because I was running out of the house and because I had big hands. I had a big amount of food in my hand. In the middle of that handful was a V shaped bendable piece of metal shaped like a V, like a like a paper clip. Remover right and uh a little tips in And I posted it on my Instagram story and I called the company and I told them there was a piece of metal in my trail mix. I said, oh, you know, mister Brody, We're terribly sorry. We go through rigorous metal detectors and all kinds. We don't know how that could happen. But send it to us. Will identify what machinery had came off of, you know, and we'll we'll take We'll make this right by you. Sent it in weeks, go buy. I don't hear anything. I called three or four times, like what We're still investigating, but we're going to send you. Uh, we're gonna send you a gift card. Oh great. What they sent me scary was a check for the six dollars I paid for the thing for the food, which I could have gotten at Costco. Just gone back and said, hey, this piece of a man to live up to their end of the bargain. So I called back and I Dave wroteed them. Of course you did, said, I said, whoa, whoa way, where's my free dessert? I I you know, I was in a lot of pain. Legitimately, I bit down in this metal and this is in your So I got a letter on very high grade paper. You hear how heavy that that thick that is? It's almost like cardboard. Yeah? Yeah. And you see the letterhead I'm showing you on the camera. Yep, I see the letter head. Yep, I see it. Okay, so I'm like, oh, here we go Ben's letterhead. Dear David, thank you for taking the time to call us regarding our coastal Bury Trail Mix. I'm gonna go ahead and say the name Coastal Bread Trump Mix. We're disappointed to hear you had an unpleasant experience with our product and are anxious to respond to your concern. Okay, that's that's amazing. So in the front the way, the fact that this is typed on letterhead and it's very fancy, and they they all nailed you. That means they take a lot of great time and care. So it sounds to me like you got a big reward coming. We are disappointed to hear you had an an unpleasant experience with our products. So they are acknowledging I had an unpleasant experience. And then she writes again, I understand how finding something unfamiliar in a product you trust is discouraging. I want you to know that we take this matter seriously. Scary. Here it comms, baby, here comes, it's that free dessert. Baby, Let's go, let's go, let's go time. Our quality assurance team reviewed the sample you provided that, I mean, the whole team. This is amazingating. This metal in my amazing I love this for you, Brody. Yes, And they are unable to determine its source and it doesn't match anything used within our facility. Oh so okay, but they're implying somehow at this point they are They know that I'm unhappy. I had unpleasant experience. Their crack team knows how upset I am. They take it seriously. Now theyre going to figure out where this metal came from. Right, Sure, our manufacturing facilities have policies and procedures in place to ensure the quality of our products. Well, that's good to know. All of our mixes passed through a metal detector before they are packaged to ensure this type of material doesn't get into a product. They're going on the defensive. If metal is detected in a product, it's automatically removed from the production and reviewed by who the quality assurance team. I would like to remind you the quality assurance team that is investigating is also the team that is in charge of removing the metal from the assembly line. So the people investigating are the ones that would be found guilty if they found anything. I feel like the tide is changing. I don't know. I'm not so confident anymore about this. The FBI is investigating to see what the FBI did wrong, and the FBI will get back to us on that. So the information you've provided helps us to further improve these processes. The information is scary. I sent them the piece of metal. Okay. The information you provided helps us to further improve these processes, and I thank you for bringing us to our attention. Sure, Okay, now the next paragraph should be what they're gonna do about it? Right? Okay, here's what they're gonna do about it. If we can be a further assistance, please contact contact us toll free at blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that was the resolution email. What the hell are they trying to postpone that and tell you got to call a number for it. If we can be a further I already call the number cracked team, your cracked quality insurance team. I need to be as short of quality you had for Listen. First of all, not all metal is detected by a metal detector. Second of all, sometimes metal gets your metal detectors at games and airports. Are you telling me it's a fool proof? It's not, bro, they're defending themselves. It sounds to me like the they're accusing you of the coming short of accusing you of being a liar. Yeah. So first they say, we're disappointed you did you had an unpleasant experience, not that I claimed that on it. They acknowledged, They acknowledged there was an unpleasant experience there. But apparently I put the metal in myself. Sure you did, according to them, because they're coming short of just saying that that, they're saying everything. They're beating around the bush. Everything went up to the point of that you actually did it and pointing the accusatory finger. So explain to me, if your crackstaff of quality assurance, are you telling me that sometimes there's not two pieces of metal and the alarm goes off and they go, oh, there it is, and they grab one of the pieces of metal, but not the other one because they think they got the one that set the alarm off. They're telling me that no metal has ever and we don't recognize it. We've never seen this medal before. Okay, well, maybe someone dropped it out of their shirt pocket on the assembly line. Could have happened, but I certainly didn't stick it in in the bag and shove it my mouth and hurt the top of my mouth when I bit the metal. Yeah, they're not saying that they they're not saying that they agree with that statement. They they may they may come out and now say, look, we have proof that you've been nefarious with the product. Explain this to me. They told me on the phone. Oh, we'll we'll investigate and figure out where this metal came from. Why would I put a random piece of metal in an envelope and mail to them and go oh this was in there? Well, where are you going? Okay, So so no, I want it was maybe like a fifty dollars gift card. So at the end of the email. They just give you nothing. They give you your phone numbers, said you have you any other questions, you can call us. I already called you. I already told you I wanted a gift card. So now what I got? Who gots? What's the next? The next step? The next is I got to call them back and I'm going to tell them that I am unhappy. And then maybe the Slices would like to call and tell Katie from Consumer, the consumer relations manager, how upset they are. Well, I like that. I mean, I'm not up to that. I'm not up I'm not up to that. Yet You're gonna sick the Slices on them? I think I think Reggie and Trucker and and and uh and deb Des would certainly. I think a lot of our what an army an army we have here, I'll stick I'll stick Liam from Ohio to call and tell them that they're sittanic? How about that? So what are you gonna do about this? dB? I'll get I'll get I'll get Rock and Steve over there to call up and give him a piece of his mind. So I'm gonna call him up and I'm gonna report back on what they say. The next time I call. But again the crack staff over Quality Assurance are the ones that check for the metal, but also the ones to assure me there's no such there is no metal. Thanks. Quality Assurance team appreciate you. So it sounds to me like you're shit out of luck. Uh well, we'll see what I call when I call again. Since they told me, if oh you have any I mean right here, if we can be a further assistance. Oh yes you can. You can be a further assistance. You can send me. You can send me something for my pain and suffering when I build on the metal thing. That's all about asking for a lot. Lifted our gift card. I mean food cost for them is like ten percent, So you're really giving me five bucks? Am I wrong? Slices? Leave us a talk back? Yeah, please do please do all right? All right.

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Speaker 4: Then boys podcast, we will be right back.

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Speaker 2: So I decided to order some pasta from Amazon. It's a special pastah, of course, the special organic handmade by Italian window. This is dry pasta, dry pasta from Italy. Is it gorilla? It's not, but it's remo available in most stores, by the way, but I wanted to buy it. You had to get it from Amazon. So you get Italian pasta from Seattle or wherever the rumo is uh is Italian. It's from Sicily, I believe. But anyway, they make the World Cup. I'm not sure if you know that. Did you know that it'll make the World Cup? Is shut up? Dick Vinnie from Brooklyn? Did you know that? You know? So I decided to buy. I went, I went on Amazon, clicked the button. I'm like, oh, next day service, it'll be here. So this was yesterday, and I'm like, I'm on Amazon Prime and it said it'll be delivered today. Well about an hour before this podcast, I opened up the app and it said it still was. In the first part.

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Speaker 3: You know that the.

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Speaker 2: Timeline with with the blue Dart shipped. It hasn't even gotten this shipped yet. And and then meanwhile, how many hours and only a few hours left in the day. And they promised me it was going to be here today. And I'm an Amazon Prime member, so I don't know what I'm paying for anymore. So I called them up insurance team, I sure did at Amazon Quality Assurance Team, and the guy said, well, as it turns out, yeah, that you know it's I could see it right here. You're getting this this today. And I said, sir, please, I said, let's let's think logically about this. Yesterday it said it was it was coming today. When Amazon, when you order stuff from Amazon, usually you see emails right away. There's activity going on. It's shipped, it's leaving from the facility in the warehouse, and usually you get all this shit. I said, And and some of it happens like right when you first ordered the product, like it's automatic. Oh boom, it's already happening processing order for the people. Yeah. Well, I said, I got no such email from Amazon. It said it's arriving today. There's only a few hours left in today. So what's the deal. And he said to me, I couldn't tell you that. I don't have answers to those questions, but I could tell you it's coming today because I'm seeing that status. So he said, sir, you just take take that out of it for a second level with me here, like where where is this? Like well, and he's like, oh, it's uh, you know, from from the way I see it, it's it's on it's on its way, It's on its way. He kept going talking in circles. So he said where, okay, forget about where it's manufactured. Where is the warehouse? Right, Where's it's coming from? And he's looking it up and he goes looks like it's coming from Silver Springs, Canada or some spring valley, Canada. And I'm like, wait what he is? Yes, and it'll be here Italian pasta, it'll be here today. And I said, sir, okay, let's stop with the script. Talk to me like a human. Yeah, the process, process this the way I'm processing this. I ordered this yesterday. I ordered this yesterday. It said it's arriving today. It's seven o'clock at night, there's five hours left in today. And now you're adding this fun fact that this ship is shipping from Canada. And I haven't even gotten to shipping status yet. Are you confident that this is gonna arrive today? If it doesn't arrive today, we're to give you a call us in three days and let us know and we'll refund your money immediately. That's what he said. He was like, yeah, yes, it's coming today, I said from Canada. I said you, so it's going over this. I'm going over geography as a guy like, and I'm explaining to him, there's no fucking way. Just admit to me, I'm not getting this product today. Guess what, brody? He refused. He refused to say those words because on his screen it said what my screen says arriving today. And I said, well, look at your progress. Look at the progress marker, motherfucker. But you have a tracking number on it, don't you. You can track? Yeah, I tracked it and it just says ordered. It doesn't say anything more than order and shipped, you know, not even shad to break it to the scary. You know, your your Italian pasta did not qualify for the ship. He didn't like the Italian team. Just like the Italian team, right, yeah, some of a bitch. You know. I love Amazon, and you can get them to call you through the app. You can request a phone call and they call you back within two minutes. Here's the problem. I have Verizon, and some of the numbers that they call from are different, like they're all two or six area code. But because it's a company, they often show up as spam and my Verizon auto blocks them. So if I put the number into my address book, when they call back, it's a different number, so I sometimes. So, here's Amazon calling me. I'd like you to I'd like everyone to meet. Uh, here meet Ed. Ed called me.

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Speaker 4: Here we go sing Amazon. My name is Ed. Can you have your name?

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Speaker 2: Please? What ell is going on? He went to voicemail. He doesn't know that.

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Speaker 4: About other line?

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Speaker 2: All right, but this is really.

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Speaker 4: If you can hear me? Can you please check if you're not muted?

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Speaker 2: Please? I might be muted.

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Speaker 4: Wait, I'm very sorry, but I don't hear you right now.

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Speaker 2: He's talking to my voice. I've got to say, he's talking to himself. He's filling the void here.

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Speaker 4: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: What I have?

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Speaker 2: Answer?

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Speaker 4: Can you please check if you're not muted?

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Speaker 2: You mean check if I am muted? He got that backwards.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm very sorry, but I don't hear anybody on the other line.

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Speaker 2: And you're pastor arriving today in the call since we're having a technical issue. And so he missed the whole part where I say, so what happens is the computer calls and by the time he picks up, he missed the voicemail part, right, So he just thinks I'm on the phone. He's like, if you're not muted, but you check to make sure you're not muted, yeah you know, or or that you are muted or whatever. So yeah, thanks Ed. So it took me like an hour of trying to like catch the call before it went to spam. Right, So that's fan in the front. So so am I am? I not getting bobmatic for the people as are I'm not getting your pasta, not getting my pasta tomorrow, not getting it, break it to it's it's it's not coming tomorrow. No, But you know what, you know what's weird about Amazon? I ordered I ordered something on Amazon, and after after one day, it said your shipment is delayed and will not be arriving on Thursday as planned. So I ordered another one and it said arriving Wednesday. So I got the new one I ordered a day before. The one that was supposed to come Thursday got delayed, so then I canceled that one. So sometimes when they delay it, just order another one. You should just order another pasta. You'll probably get that one faster than the first one. And if you get two of them, you can just return it. Not that you would go to a store and return it. You probably just keep hold of them. I'm just my mind, my I don't I don't understand how to how to get through to these people. Like I'm like, I want to speak to a supervisor, and I really want you to get unto the it here and let me know what the fuck is going on and why is my ship not coming? But well, you know what, you would have the same luck if you called the Krusty's Company and talk to their quality assurance team.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Really, give you the number, scary what's that number? Yeah, you have as much luck talking to them about your package from Amazon then calling Amazon. Okay, I love it. Uh. By the way, the stupidest oh oh, this is a little something throw away here. Uh, the stupidest thing that happened all week? Uh do you know what was going on David Brody on June seventh at Uh, oh, you're not going to steal my story, are you? June seventh at six oh seven pm in Washington Square Park. It was June sixth, wasn't it at seven at seven o'clock? No, it was June seventh, sixth seventh. It was June seventh. It was sixth seventh, right, yes, sixth told you this. There was a six seven meet up. Yeah, thousands of people were was it the people shut up in Washington Square Park for the sixth seven on June seventh, and at six oh seven pm, Yeah, they all started going six seven for a whole minute and a hand thing. All of these people must have run out of work at five o'clock, run out of school, hung around so they could all do six to seven and then like, okay, walk away and then tell their friends. You know, think about it. Someday you'll tell your grandkids. I remember back in nineteen twenty twenty six, we all went to the park and we did six seven sixth seven. Okay, grandpa, that sounds really cool. I mean, is that I don't want to be I don't want to sound like it off my long guy, But no, you have a permission on this one, because yeah, I'm scratching my head along with you. I mean, look this, first of all, the six seventh thing is mostly over, and you know it's bad because everyone at pick a Ball has been doing it for months now. Oh that means my age. Now it's really jumped to shark, right. So like if you're losing six to seven, you go six seven, and everybody goes six seven And what's funny is there are still some people that don't get it. So if you're in the know like we are, it's like I get it. But then as people go, are you what are you doing? You don't know it? Yeah, she's seventy, like you whatever? Like not already we get it, you know, but enough already? Like there was one intro one of the basketball players are like that god at six seven and they see people in the crowd doing it seven. But I mean, do you not have do you not have anything better to do with your day than to congregate in a park with others? Wouldn't have done it at six oh seven. I would have done it at six fifty nine and kept doing it until it was seven. Then you would have done it at six and seven. But where's the afters? The first the six to seven party? Like, where's the after party? And what do you do over at crazy eights? You just go what you do? What do you doing? You made you? You made this long journey into the park. I mean, do you go up to a girl like, hey, you're you're very pretty the way you did six seven? I gotta say, wow. I mean I guess they all has they all have that in common. I'm gonna use the R word. No, I'm not gonna do it. I'll reframe. But that's what they are, all of them. No, no one girl. Did you see the Asian girl on the right who looked at the camera like with the biggest smile on her face, like, oh my god, I'm doing this? Come on, man, We're giving one life and and time is of the essence. We're given one. We were given a specific limited time. Here. I can see you running over to every single person at the park. What are you doing? What are you doing? We're doing listen. I'm all up for a cool and corny ass trend. I'm cool, I'm up for all of it. I don't care. Didn't we do one? Didn't we do it? What was that song? When the song played, you freaked out? That was the video and we all we all did it at work on the morning show. Oh I gotta check it out. I don't know. It was like some Asian song and it was like hurricane and everybody like freaked out and climbed the walls. Yes, we did that. We did all that shit. We did all of that we back in the day. But then we did it like it's a bit for a video like, oh, we did all the trends on the morning show, but I don't. But thousands of people going to a park to do six to seven and leave, Well, that's exactly it. What are you doing? Don't you have anything better to do? It's and by the way, this was a blue ribbon Saturday afternoon, gorgeous, gorgeous, the weather better like style. Why would you want to spend time doing that? All right, enough of my opinion, Okay, so slices. Here's what I want to do. If you have a strong opinion, if you have something funny to say, like how stupid it was, or if you legitimately would have wanted to be part of it, explain to us why that's all? I like that? All right? Scare I have to ask you a question because I was shopping in a in a in a well known supermarket in our area. I'm not gonna say which one it is, and I saw I wanted to buy a vowel pre prepared, yes, pre prepared, thank you, Vanna. And I saw it was a Florentine no French aise a filet of fish French and lemon and bread crumbs. It look really good, and I'm like, oh, I wonder if that's a flounder or cod. I wonder what that is? Scary. It was called swayfish. Have you ever heard of swayfish? Swai No, never heard of it before ever? Okay, So I was like, oh, I wonder what swayfish is. So I was like, oh, what is swayfish? I googled it, figuring it'll be like, oh, so apparently it's a light, flaky fish substituted sometimes for flounder or cod whatever, and it says, uh uh, it's important from Vietnam. And I said, oh, that's interesting. They seems like that'd be expensive to import fish from Vietnam, but apparently it's so inexpensive that it's cheaper to fly it in from Vietnam. Now, when you think of seafood, the place you think of is Vietnam. Oh, without a doubt, without question, right comes to you know, where's the bronze?

00:36:04
Speaker 3: You know?

00:36:04
Speaker 2: Now, look, Vietnam is a peninsula. It's surrounded by water. But I don't normally I think of like, you know, the the rice and you know Asian food. I eat seafood, but I don't think of it. So I'm like ou Asian fish who we got a lot of fish from Asia. It gets fine. So I kept reading and it says it's considered a higher risk food by health organizations. Critics point to lax farming regulations and polluted river conditions in the Maykon Delta, which have historically led to concerns over bacterial contamination and the use of unapproved antibiotics. When purchasing Sway, look for third party certifications like best something. I cut it off. I didn't screenshot all thing. Look for certifications that it's that's it's official. So I looked for certification on the swayfish, and I said, ah, I will not be by that fish. It's sway too dangerous. Sway so hiol it's sway too dangerous. So have you ever had swayfish? No? S wai. And if there's a high risk of it, A lot of times see now see a lot of times they'll make they'll rename a fish to sell more of it, Like for instance, right with Chilean sea bass. I mean that's nice and sexy. People are like, ooh, Chilean sea bas. I'm gonna have that. Anytime you've seen it on the menu, and and rightfully so they command like a lot more money for that right for that cut. But for whatever reason, the if you are, if you were in the seventies or nineteen eighties ordering that same meal, you'd be ordering the Patagonian toothfish, because the Patagonian toothfish is Chilean sea bass. Now, I feel like for years, for years, because it's an ugly fucking fish fish. But so now people like so they like, someone said, this is a marketing ploy, Patagonian toothfish. We have this, we have so much of it, and it's a good fish. Let's let's sell it, let's serve it. But we can't call it that. So they called it. They renamed it Chilean sea bass. And that sound that rolls off the tongue, that sounds exotic, it makes it more appetizing. So from that point forward it was known as Chilean sea bass, never again to be called the Patagonian toothfish. Yeah. So a swayfish is also called bossafish, mild whitefish, often sold as boneless. It's popular for its affordability, that's never a good sign, sometimes it is and versatility. Originating from Vietnam, now farm globally. Let me scroll down where it says, oh, while generally safe, scary, generally safe. You love your food generally safe, don't you?

00:38:56
Speaker 3: No?

00:38:57
Speaker 2: I want it absolutely safe. I need rock I know. No, no, no, no, no, this is bullshit. One got to where that come from. Some concerns exist regarding farming practices and potential contaminants, And if you keep reading, it says safety concerns often raised in ponds or cages, sometimes with concerns about water quality and feed. I did not buy it. I did not buy the sway Fish. I swayed myself right away from Yeah, it's not being healthy or sacred anymore. I mean you you hear your whole life? Eat more fish? Good for you? Know who needs to you know who needs to get in charge of the Swayfish? Who's at the uh the uh Krusty's Companies quality assurance team. They need to get right on that. Jump my god, we'll be right back and Brodie, I have an update for you. Oh, I have an update. Good, I need I need my jingle. I told you yep, okay, you know how this project we call scaries new house or apartment, how how it's an ongoing thing. And it's never ending. That's correct, never anything stories. And you know I told you about my over zealous, ambitious interior designed person way put on the project to help me out and decorate and have an eye for fashion and and furniture. And you hired somebody to put up your lorena Lorena. Yeah. Yeah, Well I think we've gone too far. I think this is this here comes to jump the shark moment. No door handles, but hear me out, follow me for a second. Punch, punch and slap man. No, no punching, judy, no bustering punch. No, she said to me. And I thought she was fucking around, but it turns out she was not. She's like, oh, these door handles, they gotta go. I'm like, all right, great silver, these are silver. Give me a nice upgraded silver door handles. And you know, maybe maybe let me let me check the price questions looking at your door handles, Well, I mean it's very it's giving closet. It's not giving. Did you just say it's giving closet? Yeah, you're banned for ten seconds. You wouldn't talking. What are you talking about? No, you can't.

00:41:13
Speaker 3: No.

00:41:13
Speaker 2: Ten seconds is sitting in a penalty box. You said it's giving. No, you don't use the word vibes at the end, you banned eight nine. Okay, we're back ahead. It's and I said that because you want something to feel when you put your hands on something. If people are coming into my space and they're putting their hands on something, it should feel lucks, it should feel it should feel like you know, expensive, it's handle to a closet. First of all, it's your apartment. Why are they opening the closet in your guest bedrooms? Well no, but oh no, But every single every single door in my in my apartment has this the same door handles, and they're kind of like, nah, maybe I want a little bit of an upgrade. But but but years but Brody, why didn't invite me over? Why did you invite me over your apartment before that new handles were put in? Now I feel cheated. I used regular every day. The brainwashed me, and she's got me convinced now that I need to upgrade all the handles in my apartment. But it gets worse. There's a plot twist coming, you know what. She wants to replace it with bluster and punch handles, leather door handles. I was like, what the fuck even is leather door handles? Did you just put an even in the middle of a sentence? For yes, she said to me leather door handles. She should give you five second time, she said to me, oh, yeah, leather door handles. It's it's to the touch, it it's it's it's it's hard. It's it's leather wrapped in a harder substance. So basically they probably took the hasn't been there on a weekend, probably take these two bits silver fucking handles and wrap it in leather and it's this hard leather.

00:43:00
Speaker 1: Oh.

00:43:00
Speaker 2: I see them for on Etsy for one hundred and seventy one dollars a handle. How many handles do you have? Scary dude, You're not even want a lot, dude. That's like four thousand dollars exactly. And I said, Paul, why on earth? I said Lorena, I said, why on earth would a man need leather handles in you already have love handles. This is called the Geneva single dummy. That's perfect for you.

00:43:30
Speaker 3: You know.

00:43:30
Speaker 2: I got oh, oh Lazara appliance a leather handles three ninety nine a handle. Oh Okay, so about you. My question is my question is to people even have leather wrapped handles in their house. I don't even think I could. I don't think i've my hands have ever touched a leather wrapped door handle. I don't want you handles. Is she getting you handles from Low and Co? Did she? That's one of the places she wants to go. I knew it. I just found expensive handles. I'm like, this has got to be one of them. There's nothing and I don't think there's anything low. There's nothing about Low in their name, nothing except by name. There's nothing low about this slices. Truthfully, I had no idea who you. I just looked up and I wrote expensive leather door handles, and I got Low and Co. It's almost like she does. I said, oh, I said Lorena. I said, I love you, Lorena. You're awesome. You've been doing a kick ass job. You've been guiding me in the right direction. But for God's sakes, I don't need leather door handles. Leather wrapped door and co. That is the tempo. So slices, have you ever experienced have you ever been in the companies? They didn't have you been in the presence of fucking leather door handles. Have you ever touched a leather door handle? So I said, that costs two hundred and forty nine dollars a handle, and then she goes. Then she explains to me the importance of making sure that everything that is touched the apartment. You're touched. He's touched in the head, they'll be touched. But yeah, yeah, Brodie now is covering his whole face with his hands. I love by the way, Slices. I love the way Scary said. She's trying to brainwash me. Here's what she did. She took her pocket watch and she put it back in her pocket and she said, Scary, you need these. That's how she brainwashed him. And he's you know, she said these are one of a kind. Post Malone has these in his house. See if you would have said that, it would have created intrigue. I might have wanted it. But I gotta say, Slices, I draw the line at leathern bound door handles. You know, three out of five people who sit courtside in the next game have leather door handles. That I believe we're not in this house. There's no way it's still her sit in court side he's got leather door handles, sitting next to Taylor Swift with her leather door handles. In fact, she's got a song on her new album called leather door Handles. That's what she calls Travis her leather door handles.

00:46:03
Speaker 4: Uh oh and co.

00:46:07
Speaker 2: Anyway, I know it. I rest my case on that you can continue picking up from here, bro, because because I'm still disgusted even saying it, but I want to share these experiences with you and the slices because it's so the other company, it's so preposterous. If you also tell you about My Knobs that sounds like a porn site. Myknobs dot com, privacy disc growsette in French antique brass. By the way, My knob sounds like a competitor to only fans, that's right. Yeah, oh oh, this one looks expensive. This is a company called Lazara that sounds like a company she'd recommend to you. Lazara Appliance pulls as she tried to get you to change the handles and all your appliances.

00:46:50
Speaker 3: No.

00:46:50
Speaker 2: Twenty four inch Lazara Appliance in brown leather three nine available in Champagne, bronze brush, gold, olden champagne, matt black, polished chrome, polished nickel, and satin nickel. All the expensive shines three ninety nine ninety nine for handles for your your refrigerated doors or your your pull out cabinet doors. Oh, scary, you gotta get these for your kitchen cabinets. Oh you don't want to come to your house and not have leather handles on your on your on the drawer, on the drawer you have all your broken screwdrivers and pliers, and you broken flashlight, that junk drawer, you gotta have leather handles on that. With the dead batteries in the drawer and your fly traps. I want all of that and your broken tape measure. I want leather handles on their. Scary you talk to Lorraina and you get leather handles on all your drawers. Done, Now I'll come visit. Okay, sounds good? All right, Well I rest my case on this. Your case is just your ridiculous Well, every week it's something new, and I'm like, well, it's easy to say when you're you're not spending your own money that this is my money. You're spending. Yeah, but you're spending it. You have no problem. All right, we'll move on. Uh, do you have my jingle ready? A couple of weeks ago, last episode and two episodes ago, I told you about going to a restaurant and they gave me a raw steak dinner two weekends in a row, and the manager gave me nothing. Those were like and I didn't say anything, and the slices were like, are you feeling okay, you're sick? You're right, and so a bunch of you said I should do something about it. So play the jingle. Scary, that's right, Brody's raw steak dinner update. Didn't have didn't have the wait studio or the singers to update the jingle. Okay, So I have a raw steak dinner update. Okay. I emailed the corporate office, as suggested by the many slices. Even though I felt pretty good about the new the nude leaf, I turned over by not asking for free dessert, and I just let them know. I said, hey, listen, love I love the place. I've been there a couple of times. I think it's a good establishment. But I was a little disappointed. Told the what happened where I got two raw stakes sandwiches and the manager's like, here you go. Didn't say anything, didn't offer me anything, didn't write nothing. They called me apologized, We're terribly sorry. Ah, what's your email addressed? Love Good customer service sent me a fifty dollars gift card. There you go. Thank you very much to those lovely people at the restaurant. That shall remain nameless because I want to have some better things to say. But at the food's terrific and a couple of mistakes were made, but they did right by me. So I'll have to spend that gift card in the near future when I go back, maybe in a few weeks. Yeah, how about that? How about that? How about that? Yeah? Right now, I'm going to my usual places where they have TV sets and you know, sports bars. So if I watch, you know, the Nicks and All and the Mets, boy, they won one game in a row, very exciting. And I just to point out reminder Brooklyn Boys podcast as colors currently in Knick's Orange blue, Nick's orange and blue not Mets, not Mets. You want to save some money? Scary always, I mean, especially after I have a leather bound handles yeah that I'm kidding. I'm not kidding those but you know, you get the vibe, you know, because I've been duped on a lot of stuff since I moved in here, and it would be great to take money in case Lorraina sends you to home deep. I'm I'm gonna help you save some money here. So I needed uh so where I live in the town home complex. I needed to touch up some paint on a wall. So I asked the uh the maintenance team, Hey, can I get a little bit of uh the flat white paint? I want to paint a couple of little scratches I scratched the wall. Yeah, no problem, We'll drop it off, leave it on your driveway. Terrific, scary. They left me like a five gallon, like a giant, like two and a half foot high, giant gallon of paint. I don't want to lug it upstairs. Nobody wants to see that sitting around the house. So I said, you know what I'm gonna do. I'll get a a one gallon or a pint an empty container from home depot. And what I'll do is I'll get another container to scoop the paint out and fill my smaller container. You follow me so far? So far? Yes, stay wake up, I'm you wake up, I'm here, okay. So I go and get the empty gallon of paint. And it was like six bucks for an empty container for paint. And I wanted to get a you know those plastic containers you get Wanton soup in of course you get it right, You get the court, the large one, you have a lid on it. So I wanted to get either the court or the pint as a scooper to scoop the paint out of the big jug and put it into the smaller container so I could have some in my house and give them back the big, massive, five gallon thing of paint that I couldn't possibly use. That's fair well. In addition to selling nice paint cans, they sell those containers. They're scary. So for two dollars and twenty eight cents you can buy a Wanton soup container, and for a dollar you can then buy the lid. So for four dollars and forty six cents you can get an empty Chinese food soup container. Yes what, but for the same price I can go get Wanton soup. You can and then use the empty container. Yeah, so when you need one of those, don't go to home depot to get an empty Wanton soup container. Go get Wanton soup, eat it, and then use the empty container. Thank you, you welcome slices. Yeah, I just I just saved your money. You believe they're charging four dollars for something the Chinese restaurant gives you to throw out?

00:52:39
Speaker 3: Yeah?

00:52:40
Speaker 2: Who throws those out? Now you're saying yourself, well, David, you eat Chinese food all the time, how come you didn't have one left over? Well, I did, but I had I had leftovers in one of them. I was like, oh, just I'll see what I can get. So I did not buy them at home depot. I went that night and got more Chinese food, and I used the soup container. So I saved myself. Maybe I spend an extra dollar on the soup. So anyway, that's it. Don't buy the wan time super Contendent's own depot. That's my public service announcement for the day. Okay, we'll be right back. It's the podcast. I can't really start talking about this until next podcast. You know, you know the subject, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to think about the thing you're planning. I got something big in the works here this weekend, and I have a problem with it. Okay, but I can't talk about my problem with it. Why, Well, because I mean, can we talk about general I'll give you general complaints. Scary is planning something, okay, something that I feel is the way Scary would like to have something planned if it was for Scary, But it's for somebody else who doesn't want a Scary style event. And Scary is aware of that but feels like it when I see it. Is that fair to say? Yeah, I'll tell you what. This isn't gonna be as much fun as it will be until we can rip the band aid off and actual talk about it next, talk about it next. Basically, Scary things, it's a good idea, and I think it's a bad idea, and a lot of people scary nose. I think it's a bad idea, okay, And he's like, I'm doing it. We'll figure we'll figure that out. Yeah, I'm talking in codes because yeah, yeah, you'll understand why next week, all right, but just know we'll have we'll have some topics about coming out of that thing. Yeah next week. Now you remember last week, I played a clip from the news of a newscaster quoting a song title, and when the guy said story of my life and he went, oh, she went okay, one direction basically right right, I found someone else ripping us off another person. I'm flattered. I'm more flattered by this, but I feel like people are listening to this podcast for ideas. Give us credit. At least I at least say thank you Brooking boys for that. Okay, now, scary you remember it was the last episode of two weeks episodes ago. I'm gonna let me let me find the audio because it's important. I play the audio so you remember it, and you're like, oh, I know, I remember that audio. I got to pull up my playlist. I don't have the playlist ready, give me a second. I played audio of a of a very funny commercial, and you remember what it was scary that I played? The curry is yeah, I have it right here, all right, here we go.

00:55:22
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00:55:45
Speaker 2: So I played a bunch of commercials by this guy and I made a bit out of it. We were joking about it, and we hire this guy. You know, I love John Oliver from Last Week Tonight, of course, you know. And you know he does these montage clips yes week scary on last Week Tonight. Oh, come on, people with song titles scary, hold on, hold on, scary, hold on, you're talking? Hold on, I gotta you know you want to hear the voiceover?

00:56:11
Speaker 3: Guy?

00:56:12
Speaker 2: Ready, I can't hear any of that. That's a it's a giant mess. Hold on, hold on. What I'll do is I'll play it, not through, He'll play it through the speaker. Tell me if you can hear it? Can hear it? Yeah? A little bit. Lawyers cold he played the same commercials he did. Wow, they did a whole segment on crazy lawyer commercials and he was one of them. That's my I did that, that's your bit.

00:56:56
Speaker 4: I did that.

00:56:57
Speaker 2: That's my bit. John Oliver. How Yeah, I'm sure that. I'm sure he's got his his staff looking and listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast every week. Oh you know how what you should do. Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Five DEAs. I'm John Oliver. I sound just like him. Yeah, I mean he gets an Emmy for Best Late night Talk Show every year. He wins the Emmy every year. It's the big joke he does. He works one day a week, he gets an Emmy, and all the guys who work four days a week, they don't get Emmys. And he's doing the same bit I did two weeks ago, playing the funny lawyer commercials keep scary. They're listening, I can tell you right now. I don't know Seth Meyers. Are you listening every single one of them? Yeah, that's all right. I'm okay with it. And by the way, even if somebody was borrowing from us, it's just borrowing. It's and it is no, it's a compliment. It's a John flatter. John. You're welcome, John Oliver, You're welcome, that's all. And your crack writing staff. But if you want to hire me, we're still available. Yeah. We talked about my self ordering plants on this podcast? Do we ever get to it? I feel like we on Slice Time? Maybe we did we Yeah, we dabbled in it. We dabbled in it. Yeah, I'm now obsessed. I'm a I'm a I'm a plant dad, and I now have three three count them three plants, the forming plants in my house. Yeah, and I'm and I haven't posted any pictures of video on Instagram. Yeah, you know. But now I'm heading for the next level where I'm gonna buy an indoor tree. So uh and I don't know if I should. I need somebody, somebody, I need a voice of reason to come in and tell me why I don't need a fucking tree in my apartment. Have you have you?

00:58:40
Speaker 3: Have you?

00:58:41
Speaker 2: Has? Uh? Your has Lorena has recommended the the fonnchin pepfer trees that are seven ninety nine, seven hundred and ninety nine dollars. Look up faunchin pepper. Everyone knows that the best indorse, Isn't that what Laverne and Shirley used to say in The Corporator? Oh yeah, Pepper, No, I mean, I'm these are these are fiddly figs. This is the bird of paradise. These are some beauti figs. How do you not get a fiddley figs? Why don't you get yourself a self feeding bird too? While you're at it for the tree? Yeah, maybe maybe get the fuck out of here. Bruh, come on, you know me all too well? Yeah, Tellswift, you are the laziest, most do it for me person I've ever met. Yes, yes, well the trees that you're going to get these the indoor tree. It's like you once every two months, Yes it. I have a question, slices you are you're asking the same question right now. I'm gona asking for you. I'm a man of the people. Will the branches be leather wrapped? I don't want to touch branches unless there's soft and buttery leather on the Branchy okay, all right, I'll get back to you. But no, but no, but the rain she wants she wants me to to buy them in clusters. So so she says, yeah, you can't do just one plant. See here, I am thinking I have I'm buying a plant to cover a space.

01:00:11
Speaker 3: You know.

01:00:11
Speaker 2: She's like, no, no, no, no, you need three plants there in that space, like together in a cluster. She says, that's how it looks best. And I'm like, really, if it's only two, it's like, look at those two of the missing one. How awful is that? If I have to come over your apartment scary and see metal handles and just two plants together, I'm walking out. They need buttery, leather handles and three plants together. Slices you, You would walk out too. Who goes to someone's house has two plants? That's so ghost? Tell you what, I've come a long way since my fake calilies, Remember the calalilies that were sitting on my I got from like Michael's or Home Goods or whatever the fuck. But yeah, I needed a solution, so I got a tall vase. I threw a couple of fucking rocks in there. You know those those colored pebbles. Yeah, of course that. And I've fake calilies and they look as beautiful as the day that that that I bought them, right the little dusty these ds. I'm surprised you went to Michael's for your calilies and not uh Futon and Schmanch, one of the best klalily companies that love it every time that you mentioned it. pH by the way. Yeah. Wow, you and I are worlds apart. I'll tell you that. I just I can't. I can't with you and your stories or your interior decorating stories. I can't the fact that the fact that I picked out the Handle company without knowing it. How did you? How long? Yeah? This just shows how long we've been doing this. Oh my god. Hey again, because I'm a man of the people, I'm gonna recommend a food item for you that to me was life changing. It's one of the best candies, and it's probably limited time only, and I'm sure that uh, Jimmy Kimmel will be talking about it a couple of days because he's listening. Rees's not Race's Reesa's Strawberry peanut butter and Jelly peanut butter cups. Oh my god, are you kidding me? This is a game changer. Scary here it is looking on the screen. Yep, right there there it is. They are peanut butter cups with jelly at the bottom under the peanut butter. I thought the peanut butter and jelly emin M's were good, much like the Chunky bar they're available at Walmart. I ordered them and had them shipped to my house, big cup Reese's strawberry. I'm not going to tell you what the calarier count is or the fat content, but they're still healthier than swayfish. That's all I'm saying. Shout out to the swayfish industry in Maykong, Delta make My dog just threw up. Were doing what? Don't eat that? Get right from there. What's he doing? He just threw up dinner and then he was sort of like going back to eat it. He didn't like what he was hearing on your side of I gave him. I gave him swayfish. I think that's what the problem is, or maybe maybe he was chewing on the leather door handles. My dog's not boogie, He's he's not bougie, all right.

01:03:20
Speaker 3: Yeah.

01:03:21
Speaker 2: I want to thank Andrew heinzel Heinzelman who sent me this. He said, I figured, since you like your die coke with no ice, this may help you keep it cold. It's a diet Coke Daddy. It's a it's a canister like a you know, like a cup, but it's a got a lid and it says die Coke Daddy on the side. So that was pretty good that he thought of me, and he knew I liked Die Coke without ice. So shout out to Andrew Heizelman. I'm saying your name properly. And then I also want to shout out to another scammer. This person works for a company called Optimizzify. I keep getting emails from this company at optim zify optimisify. So here we go. Scare you're telling you if this sounds legitimate's license? See where see where she went wrong? Here? I just took a look at the Brooklyn Boys podcast and honestly, it's worth a quick conversation. Scary how about that, Danielle from Optimizify. Things are conversation. It's worth a conversation. Here's the truth. Every episode dives into something new, but YouTube has almost nothing to work with. When someone searches for precisely what you do, there's nothing to work with because the episode will not show up at all. The solution is much easier than most people expect and could finally turn your back catalog into an asset. We just need a brief conversation so I can show you what you're missing in your podcast on YouTube. No a big fan out of out of the three hundred and roughly eighty episodes we've done, scary. How many are on YouTube? Zero? That's correct. So this big fan that you're setting me up for it out, I just took a look. She took a look at the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, and and honestly, she said honestly scary, which means she can't be lying. I get. I get a lot of these, you know, to my d ms where they just want to They're like, hey, you know you you could be growing your fan base and I can. I'm gonna be here to save you. I'm your rescue. I'm your savior because you're not. I've been analyzing your profile and your interactions and you're not using your platform to the highest of potential. But I'm gonna swoop in here and I'm gonna find a way to make it better for you. Fuck you ask you this much like the Dangerous Fish, did she sway you? Hio? She did not not sway me. No, So yeah, so hey, listen, honey, Danielle and Optimus Iffy. It sounds like a real company. By the way, Uh, why don't you watch a few more episodes of the Brooklyn Boys podcast on YouTube and give me your feedback? Let me know if you're listening to this, if you're watching this podcast on YouTube, Danielle at optimiss Iffie, Uh, let me know your thoughts. I'd be curious to hear your breakdown of the conversations we've had so far on YouTube. And she's honestly, so it's got to be true. All right. That's it. That's all I got for today that I want to share with you, except, uh, do you want to? You want a quick tip a way to save money on gas. I've known about a last tip since I saved your money on super containers. I used to pay in my Dodge charger for a service called travel Link. If you if you want a car made by Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, a Ram, you might have might be paying for travel Link where you get gas prices local gas price. Yeah okay, I don't know if you know this, but if you go into ways the app on you in your car on your phone and you type in gas stations, it will not only show you all of the closest gas stations in order, but what the price was last time it was reported to them. So I no longer need Travelink to get the gas prices. Thank you. Ways. I didn't know that, did you know that? I had no clue. Yeah, I'll show it on the screen. You see that right there. It shows you the gas price. It says like he says, Costco gasoline four thirteen as of yesterday quick check four fifteen nine. That's very helpful. Actually, all right, yeah, all right again man of the people looking to help people out. Now the other thing. I don't mean to bury the lead here, but oh oh hey, if you know what I'm saying, but I was. I was at a watch party event today for FIFA the World Cup, and you know it's the Mad Hatter and Hoboken. We're just chilling, met some listeners and then the wife was wanted so badly for the husband to tell me this story. And he keeps shying away, shining away, so I can't tell it. No, no, I get it. And I said, look, you're not going to me. So I said, I said, what do you have to say? I've heard it all. He told me a story that his wife's your key. This dog was super jealous, super jealous of, like, super protective of his owner, this woman, and would growl, would show his teeth every time the guy would come around. Well, one night they were having sex and after it was all over, he he gets up, goes into the bathroom, was gonna go take a shower. The dog follows him into the bathroom. He looks down at the dog. The dog looks at him. The dog starts growling. The dog jumps up and bites his dick. No bite. He starts bleeding profusely because it hits a veins. Who are these people?

01:08:50
Speaker 3: Again?

01:08:51
Speaker 2: These are listeners of the of the Big Show who came to visit me at my appearance today and are huge fans. I can't hold on. So now, I mean, and again, this was They've been going out a while now, I think this was what they were already married at this point. And this happened, Oh no, wait, it was two months ago. What am I talking about? It just happened recently. So yeah, that's the short of it.

01:09:16
Speaker 3: Is.

01:09:16
Speaker 2: The dog sent the guy to the emergency room. People came the doctors. I mean, well, first of all, they called the ambulance because there's blood everywhere. They're like, yeah, you better go to the hospital. He went to the hospital, got it all checked out. It was but can you imagine a pet in defiance just biting your dick because it hates it. It doesn't it's jealous that you're having sex with its owner. I mean, or it just saw a bone and it went for it. Maybe it went for the bone, right, I don't know, because oh, here's a dangly bit.

01:09:52
Speaker 3: I like that.

01:09:54
Speaker 2: But I don't think it was a revenge. I mean, unless he was, like, you were hurting my woman with that thing? Right? Is that what went through? It's it's mine.

01:10:02
Speaker 1: I don't know.

01:10:03
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta be honest with you. I've had dogs most of my adult life. Now I'm gonna phrase that, I've had dogs as an adult for twenty five years roughly, maybe more twenty six. I would never walk around naked in front of the dogs where that would be a possibility. And my dogs are harmless, they like me, and they're probably too small even you know reach. But the point is, you gotta be smarter than that. You already know the dog doesn't like you. How do you how do you let that happen? I mean, that's got to be ridiculously painful, and the dog let go the dog is bitten, then let let go. It bit and then it ran it bit. It was a bit and run and it wasn't a bite and hold on. It wasn't a bite like take a bite now, no no, no, no, so, or it wasn't like I'm enjoying this, I'm gonna continue chewing on them. Right. So, I guess my question to the slice is for some talkbacks and some just sheer entertainment. The reason why I brought this up a bit in your deck?

01:11:11
Speaker 3: Will that?

01:11:11
Speaker 2: Or what you know? How's how's your pet defied you? What is your pet done to like, like do something out of the ordinary or you know, yeah, revenge, revenge? What did your pet do for revenge?

01:11:24
Speaker 3: Hey?

01:11:24
Speaker 2: Do you have that list of different ways to say uh from from the internet challenge from TikTok? Yes, you have. You have the list, the list from last week when we were doing the how's your bush? Yeah? How's your Yeah? You shaved your bush? You have that the five different ways of six different ways? Yeah? Right, so let me well, I was unprepared because we're going off the script right now? Oh wait? What script? Not on script? Well, by the way, speaking of scripts, if you watch any of the press conferences after game uh four of the playoffs, and I'm sure it happens all the time. I never noticed this before. The players have scripts. Now I understand the stats. So they look down they go, well, we only scored thirty two points in the you know, the second half. But they're reading what to say, they're asking the players questions. There's paper on the counter. They look down and they go, we fought really hard and it was a tough fought battle. We needed to rebound better. They're reading and they look down and read it. It's the most unbelievable thing. I think they do it because they all want to be on the same page. All right. So here's that list of when you know, going into the camera and saying the same sentence in different ways. All right, And then so we have we're disappointed, right, we have angry, okay, flirty, flirty, shocked, scared, and discussed. Now this is the new trend on TikTok and social media. They say a certain phrase, right, whatever the phrase is, and you've got to go do it in those emotions. What is the first emotion for what? For the dog biting the challenge? What's the first ocean?

01:13:01
Speaker 3: Oh?

01:13:02
Speaker 2: What did I say? It was disappointed? Disappointed? So now we're gonna do this now, you and me, you and I together, we're gonna do it again. The dog bit your dick, very disappointed. The dog beat your dick. Okay, I'll try it. The dog bits your dick. Okay, what's the next one? Uh, let's see it's angry. Okay, the dog bit you your dick. Why did you become Sylvester Stallone for a second, You're like Brooklyn something. Try it again, angry, try to get angry. Come on. The dog beat your dick. I don't know, wow, scary, doesn't get angry? Ready. The dog pits your dick. See that's angry. Flirty, flurdy gout flirty. The dog bit your dick pretty good. See you don't have angry down, but you've got flirty already. The dog bit your dick. Okay, alright, yah, it's pretty pretty Yeah. What about shocked? Shocked? I was shocked? Is like the dog bet your dick. Yeah, okay, the dog bits your dick?

01:14:24
Speaker 3: What?

01:14:25
Speaker 2: Okay? Scared? It goes scared? Scared? Scared? The dog bet your dick, dog bit your dicky and disgusted. Oh okay, the dog bit your dick. Not I like that one? Was like, now you're calling the dog an asshole, The dog bit your dick. We gotta do a video of this because your hand gesture, for some reason, Scary looked like he was grabbing two rests and slices droppers to talk back about you do yours? Yeah? Sorry? What was mine? What was mine? What's the least one discussed? Dog bit your dick? Didn't we do like horny and in British last that was a whole other one. Anyway, a slices droppings to talk back. Let us know what your dog did or didn't do, or how your dog got or your pet got retaliation? What bit your deck? Wait a second, that's a terrible road to go? What is that the title of this episode? A terrible road to go? Dog pit your dick? The dog bit your dick? All right, I don't know. Look, do you see what this is? Scary that this is my dog's vomit? Brocoly Boys, Brocoli, Broclyn Boys, Brock brocl