#165: Hot Girl Nose Picker

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Speaker 1: Start data. It's not up Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn Boys Data. They're making noise data dot up. Episode one sixty five. This is the Brooklyn Boys, Yes it is. And we are the Brooklyn Boys. And we're a podcast. Yeah yeah, I technically if you look up podcasts, we are I'm brody, he's scary, and we're not. Ah, we're not a broadcast. We're a podcast, right, So no rules, there are none. You know, you would think that we'd be bound by the FCC. No, couldn't fucking curse right cock? But you know, I gotta say that there's got there's sometimes recently on the Big Show where I have to catch myself from cursing because I'm so comfortable, I'm so used to doing this podcast where we could just say what's on our minds and be completely like fourth right about what we want to say that I have to now dial it back. You know. A few weeks ago on there, you have a potty mouth. I cursed on the air. I said, fuck, where was that? Because Elvis cursed also and did too Like Elvis said, ship we had to dump out. We had hit the dump button. We have like a delay where we're you know, the show is is kind of like, you know, fourteen seconds ahead and we just hit the button to catch it. You know. Well, well, you know that's like the in behind the elephant in the circus where they had the bag that catches the crap so the elephant doesn't ship on the floor, you know, or the horse the you know in the you know when you write, you know an analogy, right, Yeah, that's what the dumb button is. It catches, It catches the crap before it hits the floor. So, um, yeah, I've been finding myself a little too free spirited. I gotta dial it back. I gotta reel it in a little bit because I gotta remember, I'm high. We're on the radio, but here we're not. Well, I got beaped. But a month and a half ago, we're talking about big D energy. Yeah, I remember, we're talking about big D energy or something. And I said, yeah, and I said something about, well, you know, one is uh an attitude, and ones when you have a big penis a big water or something like that. Whatever it was. I said, it was obviously a big dick reference and uh, and I you can't say that. And I don't know what. I've never been boat before. Oh I think it happens. Myrophone is my microphone is falling apart. Oh my god, that's eighty thou dollars. Get it. This is what happens when scary buzz expensive equipment. That's really shitty because he got fooled by the slogans and the marketing. My microphone was listen. Okay, oh ship, oh no, it fell another dude, my mic boom, my boom. You Mike went boom. You understand my Mike boom understand has a c clamp attached to my desk, the back of my desk. Okay, And I'm not even joking with you. I went to go and move the boom arm. Hold on, No, no, no, bro, you don understand what's going on. I understand your boom mom went boom. It's been like this for five years, and now all of a sudden, it literally the c clamp came off. I'm holding the arm with my right arm and I'm holding the microphone with my left hand. Otherwise the whole thing is gonna fucking collapse. You got hold on vamp for a second. Vampire okay, yea vamp so vamping means you know, killed time makeup stuff. So so here's the thing. I paid oh about eighteen dollars from my boom arm clamp on eBay, No Amazon, got on Amazon, and the microphone was a dollars but that was a gift from Elvis, the Big Boss, the man, So really it didn't cost me anything. So really, I just spent, like you know, eighteen dollars plus tax on eBay and I used i'm on on Amazon. They didn't spend a lot, So I guess you get what you pay for. But in this case, you get what you don't have to pay too much for because my boom arm is not coming off and it's attached to a bridge table, a little folding table in the basement, as I'm sitting next to a broken washing machine that hasn't been taken out yet. They're coming Saturday take the washing machine out. Yeah, I'm still vampant, scary. Here's what I know. What you gotta do? You write a check from the ten grand No, I gotta switch to Mike two. I think Mike too, I have you do the two camera shoot there? What are you doing anymore? It is to me we're doing a podcast? Yeah, yeah, right now he's thinking about how he's gonna finance the new microphone. But you know, he makes the big money with no family, so he gets to put it all in the bank, which goes into his uh four point nine million dollar homes stereo system. There sound system. Now, I'm not gonna pause and I'm having a ball here. Um. Not every episode is like this, but this is real because we just let it. We just let it roll. This isn't some canned, high produced TV star doing a podcast. You know there's a lot of those movie stars. Someone gives them a podcast. Well, they say, you're gonna do a podcast in front of this microphone and talk. This is real. This is two idiots doing a podcast. I'm in my basement and my equipment is working. Fine. Hello, check one to see it works fine. Scary. Come on, man, you're embarrassing us. Can you talk into your iPhone or something? Or is that broken too? I understand? Could you talk closer to the mic? I'm sorry, get on the floor and talk into the mic. Yeah, I know, keep vamping. So let me tell you a story. I was driving home today, uh from a place out west of where I live, and you have to get off the main road and you have to turn onto another main road and make a left to get on the major highway to get home. So while I'm at the the intersection to make the right, I look behind me because the car behind me is really close. It catches your eye in the rear of your mirror. And I noticed there's a very attractive woman in the car behind me, in a white suv, long brown hair, things brown and dark hair, and I look, I just you know, you you notice when someone's very attractive, and you can you can now you can't see the person in front of you because the seats in the way and you can't see their face. But behind you. I'm giving a little advice here now, a little little tip, a little brody tip. You can always see the person behind you. So when you're behind someone, don't do what the next what the person did when you're in front of someone, have a blast. So I I glanced down, I look at the traffic. I looked at my left is car still coming? I look back to this very attractive woman to see if her car has got any closer to me, And now she is picking her nose. Suddenly, I'm reminded, and even attractive people pick their nose but it ruined the illusion for me. Now, Scary has said before, we'll ask him when he comes back that he doesn't mind when a hot girl PE's in a pool, but if I an ugly guy pie's in a pool, he gets out. He like the hot girl p is different. I'm wondering if hot girl boogers are different. So if a hot girl picks or nos, if she's still hot? Right, because it was one time. If you listen in order, you've heard this. I don't know what episode it was. Who was Scary talked about UM. I think it was an exchange student, or it was a new employee. It was it was a temp employee. Maybe that was helping out UM being a executive assistant for our boss and very attractive. I think she was Russian. I didn't speak UM to a lot of people. She was kind of kept to herself, but everybody said, oh look girls, very attractive. Well, she blew up the bathroom, smelled it up pretty badly, and when she came out, the bathroom stunk. We had a one stall bathroom in our studios. And after that, Scary said, oh, she's not hot anymore. She stunk up the bathroom in which case. All the women were like, what are you talking about? All people stink up the bathroom? Not runded for me? So hot girl, he is fine. Hot girls stinking up the bathroom, no good place your bets. Now, think about what scary answer is gonna be when I talked, I'm gonna retell him the story in a shorter version and see what he says about hot girl fingering the nose. Okay, I'm hanging out. I'm in my base cold down here. I'm switching check Mike too. Yeah, all right, we're gonna stay with Mike too. I got no choice. I just switched Mike. So I'm on Mike to now. Oh you're on the four thousand dollar mic, yeah, this one. So, so here's what you missed. Among other things, I berated you and put you down and then promoted our podcast. But I told a story, and I left it up to the slices to write down their responses to how they think you're gonna respond to this story. Okay, all right, So the short version is I was driving in my car earlier today. I dropped my daughter off and I was driving home and I had to make a right onto a main road to a lot of cars coming, and so I looked at the car behind me, which was really close on my bumper, and I noticed there was a white suv and inside the suv was a very attractive woman, long brownish dark hair, very attractive woman from what I could see from the steering wheel up right from her head. It was a very attractive face, long hair. Recognized the girl from the back of her head. Uh, no, I don't get that reference. What's on? Okay? So I wasn't thinking for a second. Okay, so, uh, A lot of cars are coming from my left side. I keep looking over my shoulder, looking over, I can't make the right turn yet. I look back and the girl, the very attractive woman, is picking her nose. And and so I told the story. I reminded everyone your history. You don't mind hot girl p When the hot girl blew up the bathroom at the office, she was no longer hot. So it's I don't know what your line is if you see a hot girl pick her nose. Is she still hot because everybody does it? Or is she no longer hot? Now hold your answer, because I had everybody vote, so they lock in their answers. The answers history the way hot girl, girl fingering the nose. Still still hot? Okay hotter snot yes, not hot, No, she's not. No, it's not that she's not hot. She's still hot. She's still hot. Yeah, it's hot. Snot so she's s thought she's stopt still hot, stot not a thought a thought, the thoughts something different. She's okay, she's a booger beauty. Yeah, you picked a good one there, s Yeah, Okay, I that's what I thought you'd say. Yeah, of course you knew that, that's what I would say. I know, I know p is fine boogers. Now we've learned. Okay, you know me come on, yeah, yeah, okay, joy a line of blown up the bathroom okay, wow, you know that was a little Mike. Sounds like shit. Sorry, you always said that to me, so I'm saying it to you. You're a dick. Actually sounds pretty good, I think, but anyway, it sounds all right. All right, So, uh, we think I think we should move on to some things we have. We have a litany of things to get to, so many things. That's an s A T word for you, Brodi Littany's good. Litany's good. Um, you know what. I feel like we need to address the complaint. But by addressing the complaint, the irony of it is, we would be feeding into the complaint. It would be ironic. So because it's ironic, and we've talked about irony on this podcast, I feel like we should address Okay, so let me me the story up. Okay, go ahead. Sometimes early on in the podcast, even though we talked about a million things, I like to, you know, get off my chest. Sometimes when is a problem with some listenership on an episode or two, that's not me, you know, going crazy over ratings. But I noticed sometimes, like for instance, the episode two episodes ago, we recorded ourselves on the stereo app and we turned it into a podcast, and we put a message at the beginning saying, this is us on the stereo app. We used phones, not microphones, and it's not what we do normally, we said not. We We made it very clear that was out of ordinary and you'll not You're not gonna hear that again. Like that, Well, this person goes decides to go to Apple Reviews. On Apple Podcasts, says I cannot listen to the new format. Oh my god, the interactive podcast is terrible. I loved I loved past tense the podcast up until this. The confusion and noises are so annoying. That's from Love Crush Beauty. Hey, Love Crush Beauty, thanks for crushing a beautiful podcast by giving it less than five stars. Um. We told it's not a new format. It's just it was just an aberration, a diversion where we did it. It It was a bonus vacation. We weren't even supposed to be giving you a podcast. This is what we get from being nice scary. This is why I always say we shouldn't be nice. I think we should take away the dessert next time. Yeah, but hey, listen, Love Crush Beauty. And by the way, I don't know if you were a girl behind me. Pick on your nose, because you know she was definitely a love Crush Beauty behind me. Um. I don't think it's fair to review our entire podcast history over one episode you didn't like because you didn't go when you liked it for a hundred and sixty three episodes. I gotta tell you something, Bernie. Now we're falling into a trap. Yeah. The trap is because we have a second complaint. And yeah, now this is the this is the irony comes in and we know our us you guys slices, you love irony not coincidence. Thing is this person gave us one star on Apple podcast because they say that all we do now is talk about our ratings and Apple on Apple podcasts. And they say that get back to the content and enough with the ratings talk, and they say, this is now a podcast about getting ratings. Well, right now, we're falling into that trap. It's kind of like a we can't vortex now that it's like it's like inception. We can't talk about her comment unless we talk about the comments, so I don't. I'm not sure how. And then we'll move on two or three minutes of talking about how a few episodes ago, like whatever episode was, one sixty one, whatever it was. Uh, it's really an unlistened to episode to the point where I renamed it listen to this podcast, so ye Heaven, please go back and listen. But that's not an out. We do an hour in ten minutes of podcast. I'm not sure how three minutes this person doesn't want They want to hear more of us being funny and less of us conscious. So we will now move on on. Okay, before one star ratings don't all right? You know? All right? Yeah dude, you know what, leave a five star when you like us? Moving on, moving on. Can I apologize to some Well yeah, go ahead, accept apology ahead now on the big show. It's not only an apology, it's more of just I'm I'm woke. I'm more woke than I was before you First of all, should not use that word. Well it's too late. Did give me one star for that? All right? Scary always talks about being woken on. Two things happened in this restaurant I was at with my friends a few nights ago. The first thing is I noticed, um, I noticed the family of like six people hanging out having a great time. And then there was like a nine year old girl or so on an iPad at the end of the table that from beginning to end of the two hour meal we had her big clunky headphones on and was watching an iPad watching your cartoons. Did not participate in the family dinner at first glance, and I did preface this by saying, listen, I'm not a parent. I don't know any better, which now proves to be true. After I learned later that rather than criticizing and assuming something that she just was that the parents were allowing her to get away with you know that and not participating in dinner, and she's not going to develop her social skills. I later found out that if you're a child living with autism, that maybe the only way that you're going to be able to you know, they can get through dinner is by that's her pacifier. And that's just the way that so accept but so so hold on so so for those people. So a lot of people like you shouldn't judge now, I want to say one thing. I wasn't fucking judging. I was just making an observation. I'm allowed to make an observation of what I'm seeing now. I did preface it by saying I'm not I don't want to jump to conclusions. But it appears to me on the surface that's a shitty parent. But I didn't know. But and we don't know either way. Brody, it's right. But the thing is people didn't text in with you know another possibility. Right. They didn't say that you're an idiot, you can't you don't know, you're insensitive. Here's the thing. If I see somebody trip and fall. Right, if you watch a video, right, let's say somebody sends you a YouTube video or TikTok video of a guy on a skateboard and he slams into a poll. You might laugh and go that's funny and evolved. But then, you know, how would you feel if somebody like next to you at work was like, you know, he could have vertigo, he could have he could have an equilibrium problem. You could have like you could be deaf in one ear and it throws off his busier drums exploded and throws off his what There's two sides to every fucking coin. So so maybe right, but maybe she wasn't. It's fair. It's fair to say, here's what you do. You're an adult and you draw a line and you say, I guess he's commenting if they're bad parents, that he's noticing it. Look, I I have three kids. When my kids were younger, the first I don't believe there were iPads out when they were first born. But as our kids got older, we go to restaurants. We would we knew we had friends with kids. They would give their kids their cell phones and their iPads to keep them busy. And shut them up so they could have a conversation. Keep living with autism, Brodie, they were not okay. Well, that that's the segment of the audience. I was judging. And and look, I don't know if that makes you a bad parent, because as a parent, sometimes you just want to have a quiet meal. It's because you're you're not you're not having family time again, you're paging awful manners. You're not a parent. There are times when the best thing you can do is entertain your child. However, you know, back in our day when we were kids, we sat there and liked it. So there's a lot of different ways to look at it. The point of your conversation is you don't always have to go for the worst case scenario. And and and I Wilson and of course, do you think that I would be that much of a dick to know that if if if she was living with autism, that I would say something like that. No, So, and I was just say, it's fine to to inform people that they might be wrong, right, It's not okay to ship on them because you think they had to be wrong correct. And people were like, you're judging, And I'm like, I'm not judging, well, you are judging the parents. So they what they did was they said, no, you're judging the child. But either way, we don't know either way, again, two sides to every coin. We don't know if they were just being I don't assume it's the right. I'm not right exactly because you don't know what the situation might right anyway. So that move that okay, that we've done with the criticism. But the part two of the story was I felt bad because of the poor slub sitting near the door. Holy sh it, let me tell you, and you've all been in this situation, and I'm broke. I want to know what you would do in this situation. So this guy was looked like he was out on a first date with this woman and they were sitting right next to the door, and sure enough, like someone gets in. Who are pan handler? I think he's hired help, to be quite honest, with a bunch of roses, and he starts approaching tables to buy roses. He's not approaching me and my my four Jabroni friends, but he goes right to the table next to us where there was the guy and the girl and the poor smuck was stuck. It's a stuck schmuck hashtag stuck schmuck, not a doctor SEUs book. Because the guy, obviously guilt goes to the woman, Oh look, and she goes, oh, it's pretty roses, and of course you got to buy it at that point five dollars, ten dollars, forking over please, So he looked, he looked at her, she was admiring the roses. He then then the guy looked at him, and then he pulled out his wallet handed him five bucks, and the guy gave, you know, sold him the rose. And he then the guy moved on, which, by the way, again I do think that this guy is in business with the restaurant, the guy who showed up at the right, you know, the guy who showed up with the rose. It's like the balloon guy. But but how do you get out of that at that situation if you're on a date and you want to press the girl. And I felt I felt a little bad for him because I feel like back in the day I was I was in that situation too. Do you want me to give you the the sensitive guy response to the dick response, give me them. I'll go with the dick response, because it's funnier. But know that it's a joke. You buying her dinner. You don't need to buy a rose. No, okay, I'm not assuming he's paying for dinner. Blah blah blah. Okay, Um, you should spend the five dollars on the rose. Or you could say to her, would you like a rose? Because this is a great test. If she says no, I'm fine and looks at the guy and says, thank you so much, but I'm okay, then you're golden. Then you got a winner. If she says, you know what, I would love one, that's okay too. Now I think she's in business with the guy with the rose. Guy. Hey, hey, Mike, come buy with the roses. This sucker is buying me dinner, you know, buy me a rose. Also. Uh, let's let's say, okay, let's say it's a hot day. Let's say you're in a you're a you're in a you're in a car with a top top down in July, and you got a girl. Yeah, go on a date with the girl in your convertible. The top is down. You come to a red light and some guy comes overances bottle of water two dollars. Are you obligated to buy her a bottle of water for two dollars? I don't know about that. You're giving her a ride in the convertible. Do you still the two dollar water? Yeah? But you want impress her, right, so you buy the two dollar water it's hot out, or you give the guy two bucks and say, you know what, we don't need the water, but buy yourself something nice. You do good work. You could be not to be that guy was trying to say, this guy should have brought him the rose. Here's what I'm saying. Like every situation, somebody can walk up and try to panhandle you. Yeah, the rose thing is is always an awkward moment. But what I would what I would say is the woman should say, um, you know right, what you say to horror? Would you what would you like a rose? Would you like her face lit up like a Christmas tree? Well? Then well exactly, and he was screwed. He forked over the money, and she thinks she's on the bachelorette. He got the rose, she got the rose, and that was it. You know, it's it's really an an interesting You're right, it is a test. Uh, it's up to her at that point to realize, oh, this guy is in a bad predicament right now. So I'm gonna I'm gonna save the day by saying, you know what, they look nice. I don't really want a rose. I'm good. Yeah, I think you have to ask her. And if she says, if it's so, cad love one. So if it makes her happy, fine, under the hand, she's clearly spending your money like she's like, oh, I'll take a rose. Not at all. I I blame that guy, but when he's gonna make a living. But yeah, the worst is when you're out in the street doing that because they can just roll up on you and now they sell you anything. It's not just roses. You go, you know, but you're getting a beat in car seat, tableside dining outside outdoor dining lends itself to nothing. Table I meant, I meant outdoor dining. I'm sorry you're sitting next to the table. I got a great view of the table from here. Sorry, I'm a little thrown because of my microphone. My mic one is on the floor right now. I went, I went to dinner the last Saturday's a Saturday. Well, I didn't go to dinner my buddy. Definitely, we went out to, um, I'm not gonna say where it is, but we went to a big Italian restaurant. Right, No, it's a it's a it's a it's a place that I think you've been to, but please don't guess. And they have outdoor seating, and they have in addition to the restaurant, they have additional types of businesses attached in one large building. Okay, that's it. So we go and we get dessert. They have like a dessert like almost like a bakery next to the restaurant. So we go and I get a Cannolian a Folia del del and we go and we sit outside, right, because that's I don't we don't want to sit inside. And we said that, right. And if they're big round tables. Now it's a long so the front of this place is really long, could be like two feet wide, and it's a long patio almost like a porch that goes of course, the whole front of the restaur on right. And the outdoor heating lamp, This outdoor heating lamp. This outdoor heating lamps, you know this this outdoor heating lamps and we're sitting on opposite sides. Now in order to get the proper heating lamping, he has to sit on the inside with his back to the restaurant and I have to sit on the outside with my back to the walkway behind us. So behind me is I don't know about two ft of space to walk by, and then a really nice um brick wall that separates you from the parking lot. Okay, well, we sit down to eat our pastries, and now people are coming outside to smoke, about twenty ft to the right. So even though my mask is on, I'm like, we gotta move. So we moved about two tables down now because the parking lot is right behind me. There's people smoking in the parking lot. We got we gotta move again, So we moved down again, and again I'm sitting on the outside, he's sitting on the inside. And people are walking by as they're leaving after dinner. Okay, you know problem as they come out of the restaurant. Now we've moved from being outside the bakery part. We're now closer to the exit to the restaurant. I would say it's maybe twenty ft to my left his right, So as people come out. They have to walk behind me to get out to the entrance to the parking lot. Oh, I would say, about eight people walk behind me, all wearing masks, No problem. Two guys and a woman come out. I want to say. She's about thirty, and I see she's not wearing her mask at all, no mask that two of them have a mask on. Okay, So my friend has his phone out and he's describing pictures to me. So rather than be a dick, I've decided I'm gonna take my own safety into my own hands. As this maskless woman is walking towards me, I say, because she can hear me, probably Jeff, let me see those pictures. So I walk around to his side of the table so I'm not near horror. When she walks by my chair, My chair is pushed out a little bit because I just got up, but there's still enough room for the two big guys in front of her to walk by. She then stops by my chair, turns to us, and pushes the chair in indignantly, like your fucking chairs in my fucking way, right, Yeah, And that keeps going. So now I want to say something to her, but the two big guys are in front of her. So not only is she not wearing a mask, which in my opinion in our neighborhood is a dick thing to do, but she has to she has to move my chair so the queen can get her fat ass, which, by the way, it was and I'm just saying that she can get through the area that was already big enough for two very large men to walk by. Why would you think you need to move the chair unless you're doing it deliberately, or she thought I got up because of her, which whatever it is, it doesn't matter, right. I mean, the point is you got you got away from her, right right, But she shouldn't move my chair. I thought you were going in a different direction. I did. You were going to talk about how you guys had to sit on the same side of the table as one another, and you look like you guys were on a date. No. But but when that brings you to my next topic, I need your help as as as first of all, your your Italian. Second of all, you speak English, which is good. Well you know, okay when you add the suffix ateria ca well yeah, but like dancer Teria, if you went to a club danceteria. Right, you'd think it was like a lot of dancing. If you saw, like, uh, lamp interia, what would they sell there? Lamps? But like one lamp. No, lamp Interia means it's like a factory of lamps. Right. So ateria means like you assume it's a lotteria. You went to like c D eteria. It's the story that sells like a crazy amount of c ds. Right, right, right, right, just pop it into my head. Right, So there's a there's a gelatto place at this location, but gelot gelout it's here, gel taria, gelataria, gelatitaria is it's like saying the word pizzeria. It's a it's not it's a thing. It's just a word that's used. Okay, so he went to a pizzeria, you would expect him to have a lot of pizza, right, pizza. A gelatia means that they carry gelatto. It doesn't mean I wouldn't assume I would. My mind wouldn't go to the tia In this grade question, if you went to an ice cream shop, right, and they had one flavor of ice cream one bucket, would you con send that an ice cream place? A guy with a bucket ice cream. That's weird, right, So think that that he just he found some ice cream to sell, and he doesn't normally sell ice cream, and he just hey, here. So we went into the gelatitaria, figuring when you go to most gelatiarias, they've got a long counter like an ice cream store with thirty flavors. This place eight flavors in a little cart like like it like would be a street vence, it would be a geltleteria. You're not a lot of teria. That's I called it. What Yeah, But the thing is to me, you gotta have a lot of flavors to be a you are ateria. I'll tell you why. In this case, Gelateria in my mind means you carry gelato. And if you carry you keep saying later it's got a lot of in the middle. But a lot of places are named gelatiteria. Now when you say a lot of places, do you mean a few places? A lot? So a lot A lot a lot that they shouldn't be they should provoke their name license, no, because it's like again, it's like the word pizzeria. There's zillions of them and they come in all shape and size. Okay, But if you went into a pizza place and they had one slice every day they made one slice pizza. There are pizzerias that just make one type of pie and that's round and either pepperoni or not get the funk out. That's yeah, that's that's that's not going to be a successful pizza place. But yeah, that I think you're getting the word the tiria, the tiria x that it was part of the word confused with when it's used in a different form, like when like yes, you said dancy tteria cafeteria. Like that was My point is, I'm disappinted, disappointed. I feel like that's they gotta step it up. You're you're you're a pastry shop and you have canolies and cookies and that's it. You're not really a pastry shop. So they had eight flavors. Did you get Stratia tella? There aren't too many. Thank you, thank you stra tells my favorite flavorn't have so I yelled they didn't have it. That's bullshit, thank you, that's bullshit. It's like one of the main flavors. Thank you of Gelato, Thank you Google, Strata stratia tella. It's like stracia tella. It's like vanilla cream with Chocolate's fantastic. What about do they have like a like a Lara pizza. I went to the leaning Tara Pizza in Pisa, in Pisa, and there's a Gelata teria right there, tourist trap. What did I get? Stra That's that's the jam. That's the lowmane of Chinese restaurants. That's the lowmane of gelattaria is rather is very popular. I feel like every gelat Gelatia gelot Tataria needs to have Why can't you say Gelatiaia needs to have a little stratia tella, have a gelata stratia tella. So if you don't have straccia tella, you're not a gelatitaria in this case. Yeah, now they can themselves. I'm still laughing from that list. Yes, you're right, I'm sorry. You gotta you know you play game show real quick game showed? No no no, So do we need to clause it's a game show? But no, no, A few less. Okay, So when I go to visit my mom every weekend, Mom says, hide all the slices. By the way, we watched the Game Show Network for a couple hours because my mom's a game show nut, like you know, she's a whiz plays. She watched Jeopardy every night. And we watched the Game show Network when I come to visit on a weekend for a couple of hours. And so we watched Family Few and we watch America Says, And I told you it's very obvious when they want someone to win and when they want a family to lose or a group of people. And so let me tell you about a couple of game shows that I found to be a little sketchy, little sketchy. There's a game show called, um common Knowledge. I think, don't tweet me, but it's Joey for tone, and it's uh, it's I think it's called common knowledge. And they ask you questions that a common person should know. It's not one of your more difficult game shows, okay, And they give you a multiple choice and the three of you on a team have to lock in your answers and if you get the most right, you get the question, you get the points right, something to that effect, right, the most of you your team will get more points if you all get the answer right. So there was a team called the mommy Bloggers. The mommy bloggers three women, middle aged women on forty maybe that's middle age these days. And what do you do? We're mommy bloggers already. You want to like they're all like Karen's. You want to slap them. But what do you do? What is joe Joey Fatone, our boy says, what do you do? Is say, oh, we write mommy blogs about parenting and raising children and fun things to do on you know, if you if you're home with your kids, you know that kind of thing, products to buy, YadA YadA, YadA. Okay. One of the questions to these three women who write a mommy blog was how should you put a newborn baby to bed? Now? Scary, you don't have a newborn baby. You never have, you may never have one. I have an answer here, No, here are the three choices asked. Now that I thought this was rigged. I thought this was rigged. Where if they asked us, You and I are on the game show and with the radio guys, and they ask us a radio question, right, their mommy bloggers, Right, they got one job, that's what they do for a living. Here's the question how should you put a newborn baby to bed? A swaddle her, be cover her with blankets. See place on her side. I'm gonna say a A swaddle her swaddler Um, the woman in the middle of the three said, place her on her side. The answer is swaddle her. Okay. So the reason you swallow your baby swaddle, which means wrap them tightly in like a cocoon of blankets. They teach how to do it because it's like they're going back into the womb and they go to sleep. Well, it makes them comfortable, but it also keeps them from moving or rolling over and God and God forbids the even so. So this woman, you're a fucking mommy blogger. They served up the question to you on a platter, and you didn't know how to, she says, on the side, and she has multiple children. She did you not swaddle your kids? I guess she didn't. Okay, Okay, now let's go to family feud. Let's not please, let's change the subject. No, come on, what are you talking about? Okay? So family feud? Family feud? You know, the first the first round when they have like, bring up Michael and Maria show is funny. They just looking for sexual and you and no answers, and every one of the question was they asked the two families, and you ever see like when neither one gets it, they asked the second person for the family. Okay, in this one they got to the fourth person. They got all the way down to the end before anyone got an answer. The question was, now you remember the baby Jesus. The three wise men brought Franken, sense and mur that's the story, right. So the question was from Steve Harvey. If three sensible women went to the baby Jesus, what would they bring? So scary? You're up there, it's your answer. What would three sensible women bring to the birth of a child instead of Franken sense and Murr. I don't know, Brodie, you know this is bad, this is terrible. I don't know. I don't, I don't Family feud, family feud, scary? What would three sensible women bring to the birth of a baby. I don't, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't. My God, you can't go on, so make a note every slices he can't go on family feud. But I don't think anybody's following this Fody's following scary. It's an easy question, okay. What a woman bring to a baby shower? A gift? A gift? Okay, So the first woman says, mur why would a woman bring murder? If the wise man? I don't know, Brodie, I don't understand what this references. What is mur What is this? Okay? Are you not Christian? Do you not know that the three wise men brought frankensense and murr? Even if you don't know, no, no, never in my life. I swear to God, Brodie, I don't know where we're going with this. I'm Jewish. I wish this is now. It's times like this. I wish we had a script. I wish we rehearsed this podcast. I don't know what's going on here. I don't know what is happening because completely you're speaking of the language at this point. Wait a minute, it's family feud. I don't understand how you don't unerstand family feud. I just don't understand these examples you're giving. Okay, the other woman from the other family said what she would bring to the baby Jesus? Was Jesus that that you understand? It's okay, You're talking about you're talking about nonsense television, that is, you see like this all the time. It's just so. It was funny that the woman's answer to what would you bring the baby Jesus? She brings Jesus. That's what you said. Okay, can I give you one more question? I want your opinion on this. It's easy even you could on stand this. The question was what does a woman fantasize about hitting her husband with? That was the topic A pot a pan. I don't okay, scary, scary, stop getting stressed, stressed because I don't want to think scary. I'm not asking you for answers. I'm asking you to listen to the question. The question was what does a woman fantasize about hitting her husband with? My point is I don't know. Okay, So I'm gonna give you the answers and I'm gonna ask you a question. Shush. They answered a skillet, a baseball bat, a rolling pin, her fist, a divorce lawsuit, a car she's fantasized kinding her husband with a car, and a giant rubber dong. That's what people answered as the top one hundred people surveyed they want to hit their husband with their car. Imagine if the question was what a man fantasizes about hitting his wife with and they answered a fist. That's my point. How can you ask a question like that and it's okay that you because it's okay, it's okay for that going to that direction. It's just not okay in the other direction because your your woman fantasizes about running you over with her car and hitting you with a baseball bat. Brody, I don't know the answer to these questions you're you're asking. These are hypothetically, of course they are. But what I'm what I'm saying is you're you're trying to prose a double standard for for families. That's what I'm saying about family feud and all these women allowed. It's allowed though it's permission, it's it's but but we've seen it in society that it's okay that way. I don't want to get beaten up. I don't think that's never said. It was, But this is not a fun topic to begin with. I'm not I don't, I don't, okay, I don't. I'm sorry. Sorry. At least they got the answer right, I said, Penis Rubber bong, same thing. Yes, and you also swaddled your baby. All right, Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't apologize, don't apologize. I just can't believe you've never heard a Frank and sense mur that the three ones. No, this is I don't care about frankin CeNSE mura. I don't care this bullshit. I really don't. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I wish I was on board with you, but I'm not. I love you. I just you know, all right, I got me upset, I got all worked up. I guess I shouldn't. It's okay, it's all right, it's okay. We go back talking about Alato. I'm gonna beat myself over the head with my fucking broken microphone right now. That's fine. That's Meanwhile, I you know, I went to Miami, right you know, I did with the big shots, came back, and I meant to tell you that when I was coming when when when I was on the flight, there was a lady and I talk to this on the Big Show very briefly. There was a woman in the front, you know, on the front side of the curtain, you know, you first class. After everybody boards the plane, she makes her appearance in first class to take like row one c A like the front. It's like, here, I am, I'm coming in at the last minute. She comes on with three bags. There was no room at this point in the overhead compartments. She threw supposed to board first right, first class did but no, but no, she's a prima donna. She's a princess or whatever. And she was late for the flight, wasn't he. She was like, you know what, I'm gonna come at the last second, kind of kind of swoop in there, and then they closed the doors and then we leave, right. The only problem is you should check your bags if you're gonna do it that way, because but she had a bit of a sense of entitlement. She was like, oh she did. She had three bags with her, and she was so fucking angry because she she put through flight attendants through such hell. And I give them a lot of credit because they put up with a lot of her bullshit for about five to ten minutes, because um, they were like, well, there's no room in the overhead, so you're gonna have to do a gate check right now, which all that means is we're going to remove your bags from this flight right, No, no, no, on the ramp, A gate check is on the ramp. It's like, we're just gonna lead right here. We're just gonna send it right down to the side of the plane and then it will be the first one backup. You don't have to Yeah, it's fine, no problems, like I have valuable things in there. You don't understand. I'm like, excuse me. No. First of all, nobody is gonna nobody's gonna steal your ship. She's yelling she has valuable ship they're going to But the thing is what a moron, I mean, it's going, The stuff is going. It's all it's gonna do. Was just gonna go right down, the little thing. And she could watch it as they loaded onto the plane and then it's the first bag up. So she's got no she's got no leg to stand on there. But but I could not believe that someone like of her stature, or someone that you know, should no better booge enough first class. Say, she looks like she fight flies first cast a lot, so she knows you know the rules. Well, they would entitle me like, of course you know what what happened though, somebody from the back of the plane. Man put their luggage up front. Uh know, because what they do is they keep those compartments closed as the they personally load them for you. No, no, they keep those compartments closed until the first class people get on the plane. Oh see, I wouldn't know that. I sit in the back. Yeah, well they so. Anyway, the point is, if you're gonna, if you're gonna come to see all this from the back of the plane, scary, This is interesting. I was in row seven, I was right, I was right behind the curtain. Oh okay, yeah, I was sitting. I was the first row I had to I had the leg room seat. I like, I'll like that, the bulkhead I had that, so yeah, so yeah, I was just big f you to her. I mean, there's a lot of f us on this podcast. Don't you gotta watch your language. Alright, we gotta take a quick break and we have some more things. Uh yeah, we're not gonna argue as much. I think coming back, you don't think so. I think you'll be more supportive. You think so. Yeah, I hit it exactly and scary. That was bumpy. I think if you sat through that, it was bumpy. Down. I don't know. I feel like I let myself down. What did you leave that? You didn't leave anybody down? I know, I thought you knew all right, Murrs from the Impractical Jokers, you know that's the only right. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on here? Can I call you out for something? Speaking of the boogey woman on the plane from before the commercial break, you texted me something and it kind of threw me. But our audience will understand when I when I tell him the story. We have listeners, wonderful listeners to the Elvis Train Morning Show and of course the Brooklyn Boys podcast, who often wanted, you know, free ship for us, send us something nice. Yep, so we had a company reach out to us. I believe it's uh, should I give it even a company now? Or are we doing free ship for us? I guess I guess that's a yes. Hello you look Brodie. Now it's your microphone of it. This podcast is full of technical issues. If this is your first time listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I just want to let everybody know now, yeah, if this is no no, no edits this is we just Goo boys podcasting microphone the chord that comes out of the microphone. I was letting people know that we don't have this, this, this many bumps in the road normally not normally. Welcome to the podcast. Okay, so yes, as your spy. Regency office furniture, really nice upscale from j oh Yeah, play the jingle good boys stuff for us. That's right. You can always send us free We have not gotten a lot of free ship of late. Just a little side note. You want to send us stuff you want us to you mention your company or a product you like, you send it to us. Yeah, if you want here on the podcast, if you want, you can send it to us. The sentence in the care of Ze Radio thirty two Avenue of the America's six Avenue. Same thing, uh, New York City one O O one three attention Scary Jones s k e er y Jones. Yeah, and then I will pass there be half of it onto Brody because Brody's at his house. I'm still going in every day for the big show. Okay, so we have some free ship, so Regency office furniture. I want to make sure I get the name right. Um. But they said, hey, we're big listeners and a few of you guys have complained about working on crappy chairs from your home, which you know we are. I'm sitting on a crappy wooden folding chair and it's very uncomfortable. Have I ever complained about the chair that I'm sitting on? No, you haven't complained. I'll give you that you haven't complained. Okay. However, they emailed me to give me a little d M and they said, hey, we'd love to send you guy's chairs. We love the show. It's the least we can do. Um and uh, it's Regency o F dot com. Right, oh, f agency o dot com. It's also my Niche Furniture dot com and RGS Furniture dot com. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. So I said great. They said, do us a favor, get us a list of the people on the show that would like a chair. We would love to send you a chair. We'll give you a couple of models to choose from. Whatever. So I I took the helm and I said, I'll email the eight or nine people that are working on the show that could use a chair. Why are you beating? Well? Now, scary works from home like on this podcast. And I don't know what kind of chair he has. I assume fancy thirty dollar chair, but I go with dollar audio equipment. That's correct. I don't know why you say it so much. It's not funny. Okay. So so I sent everybody and and so seven of the eight people got back to me. I'm sorry. Six of the eight people got back to Nate never responds to emails. Um, and so I said, scary you never. I texted him It's like, hey, I need your response. Which chair you want? And he said I'm out no interest? And I said why and he wrote back, Okay, now this is not only is he bougie? Listen to the wording. My apartment has a white motif and I have the perfect white office chair. So I wrote back, to match your white belt. What a douche. You have a white office chair. And who says they have a white motif, besides the woman in first class wh couldn't get a lugge in the overhead. I have a small but humble apartment, Okay, I have limited space. No apartment with a motif is I don't have a fucking den, I don't have a basement. I don't even have another room. I just have a living room in a bedroom, and the bedroom is full of my furniture, and the living room every space in the living room has stuff. In fact, okay, you want me to go bougie on you. The white the white chair that I'm sitting in right now, by the way, is the most comfortable chair I've ever sat it in my life. The chairs we're gonna get from Regency replaces the other white chair that I had just one small space in my apartment for sitting on the other side of the room. And that office, ruly chair was an Aims e a m E S chair, you could look it up. And this one I saw. I saw on the nightly news. Lester Holt was sitting in it, and I'm like, I need that fucking chair. So this chair, this white chair, replaced the white chair. I'm staring at the other side of my department. So this is the chair that replaced the boogie chair. So my point is, I'm telling you right now, as I'm sitting here and I am sitting in my light my white leather chair, motif that I don't need another chair. I'm good. First of all, I have nowhere to put it. Okay, set in of all, it is probably gonna be black and ergonomic like every other office. That no offense to this company. But I know what office look like. They're black and they with lambas support. But it's black. It's not white, is it? It's not white? Because I don't want to seem ungrateful. But I have a white speaker sitting next to me. Okay, feel like you need diversity. I have a white said you awoke. I have a white credenza, have white credenza. I have a white turntable. I have white Sono system. All my speakers are white. All mentioned your friends. Now, I have a white lamp. I have two white lamps. I have a white marble table. And I have two white cabinets that sit on either side of my black TV, because well, you know that's what you got, and what about your housekeeper? And I have white shades, I have whites. I have white Hunter Douglas shades. Okay, name dropper. They could just say I have white shades. No, No, My point is and I don't think I'm being unreasonable. Okay, I have a white motif in my very small but humble apartment. So to put a big black chair in the middle of all of it to replace it will First of all, I will don't want to part with this chair. You know what, your color goes really well with white? White? Black, black goes with white. You matched white with white. White's great? White is right? Dude? In this case, you you better be careful, my friend. But I like my white motif. Yes, no, I understand that. I don't say but you know, it's two thousand twenty one. I think you should have like a you know, I think you have motives ball colors. What I'm saying, what I'm what I'm telling you, I have black accent things in my apartment. You know what. Don't do a black accent that that's offensive. You should not do that. My desk is black. Oh now now you know like, oh yeah, all my furniture is black. Not one of those people. I have five furniture. That's you're still a furniture racist. I'm sorry, it's terrible. I will tell you that I appreciate the offer. No, no, I understand again, appreciate the word motif. All you have to say it was I don't need the chair to say is I'm going to have a chair, but be like it doesn't go with my white motif. It's a bit nobody speaks that way. Some people do. I can't afford to hang out with those people. Okay, I'm gonna use the word theme because the theme is a synonym. Okay, theme is a synonym for motif, and it's a less boogier version. You know what else is shit? It doesn't match my ship. That's how people speak. I wouldn't look with the rest of my ship. That's how people talk. But I don't want to reduce the things in my apartment to ship slices. You know what I'm talking about. If somebody wants to give you a couch, you go. It doesn't match the rest of my ship, but I don't. But I don't also want to. I don't want to classify the chair as shit. You know well, but I'm saying this stuff in your house you don't match the rest of my crap. You have to your place has that. You have to have a name on your house. Your house doesn't have a name to have a motif. That's just that's kind of that's first class housing stuff. I'm a regular guy. I'm a man of the people. I'm blue collar. I'll take the chair because I'm sitting on a folding chair right now next to a broken washing because you have this, brody, you have like two three levels to your house. A lot of listen to this. I'm sitting next to a broken washing machine, but your which is in front of the regular thing you have. But you have space in your house. I have one room. I have one room in this house. I have kids everywhere. I believe me, I don't have as much room as you think. I appreciate the offer. Okay, I love it. I'm sure it's in a wonderful chair. I'm so it's fine quality, it's a great chair. The fact of the matter is I spent a lot of money on the last chair, which I'm staring at the other side of the room, and I spent more money for this chair to replace that chair. I love this chair more than the other chair, and both chairs I can't part with because that other chair is freaking awesome. Also, so I'm so that I don't need a third I don't have any That's fine, all right, I think I think it's I think it's very nice. If you not to take the free chair and sell it or whatever, I'm not gonna do that. What do you think I am brody. No, no, definitely not, definitely not. And I'm not selling the chair. I will be podcasting in that chair and doing the morning show from that chair. You can't wait for the all can't wait. We are way over here and I don't know what you want to do, but I didn't. Well, all right, never mind. You want to read some email and then we'll get out of here. Um, we have some free dessert stories, can and I'm gonna save my uh, I'm gonna save my my. We're gonna save my long stuff next week. We'll save email for next week. I just all right, you're sad. I'm not sad. You're sad. You know what the game show thing through you. You don't know if the mirror is I get it. I'm feeling a microphone broke. I think that threw you off. I feel stupid. I don't know. I don't I can't contagious. I think we should quit when we're head damn it. I was just getting I was starting to enjoy this. What did you did you have a free dessert story? Did you have a story of hope? Because I have some free dissirt stories from listeners, don't share what you. Uh, Jane Vic boy, Jane Vick, He said, I bought a cookwear set. One of the lids arrived with a defect. I got off plus a twenty dollars gift certificate from Amazon. Also I emailed the manufacturer and a replacement lid is on the way. Free dessert for Jane Vic It's good for him, let's see. Uh uh Melody estez oh, she says, I listened to your podcast when I sleep. Now, um, that's not I got free I got no, well, when she falls asleep. I got free dessert last night when a restaurant gave me a horrible steak and a cold potato, they replaced everything and gave me actual free dessert. Now that is the ultimate free dessert, because that's where my theory of free deessart came from. If they ruin your steak, they gotta give you a steak and free dessert. Okay, I got some mail. Okay, we've got some mail, and I got one more want and that it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail. Is this a tweet? It's a tweet from by Sheldon b Y Sheldon Brooklyn Boys my home depot SPA. Finally arrived nine months late. Remember mind was two months late or whatever. Thanks David Brodie for giving me the cards to negotiate. I got it at off the original cost, plus free stairs for the spare stairs, free dessert. How about that nice? You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Jamie Fezzina writes, Hey, guys, So apparently Sebastian Maniscalco, the comedian, pronounces the word c A s H e w s like Skiery and Michael Rappaport. I don't know who's I say cash use? No, you say well, I don't know if you listen to the Pete and Sebastian show, but in their latest episode, about fifty nine minutes in, he says cash use, just like Scary and Michael Rappaport. I thought it was so funny. I thought i'd share. Have a great week slice for life, Broken Boys, Thank you, Jamie um. Catherine Watson asks for help here. I hope everything is going well. Wanted to drop in say hi. Asked for help on something. My family and I were super excited to have our new fence installed today. My mom went out to see how everything was when they told her they installed the wrong fence. How do we handle this? We need free dessert defensive hio. Uh that's for Kate Katie. She wants can't wait for the new episode and she's been listening to old one's on repeat. We always like that. So apparently looks like that they have not had a uh a solution to this, Brodie. I mean it's it's it's obvious they gotta do something. Oh yeah, yeah, I would. I would definitely run it up the chain. Yeah. And uh that now, if they installed the wrong fence, you gotta get uh, not only a discount on the regular fence, but something for your time. They probably chewed up your backyard. The next fence may not line up exactly what the holes they dug for this fence. You gotta make sure they fill that in. Yeah, that's that's that's some bad ship. That's that's some free dessert coming your way. And you gotta get some money knocked off the price. It's not just not just a replace, right, I don't thinking gift card in a discount. Just remember that they're wasting your time on that that should have been done. Time is money everyone that now correction here from well, it's not even a correction. I guess maybe we we got it. We almost got it, right, Stephen ting We did a swag shout out for Christine last week, right, so he writes, Hi, guys got such a kick out of the shout out to my wife Christine l e u n g, which is pronounced lay young. I said lay on, didn't I? You guys were very close anyway? Yeah, Well, he bought her a sweatshirt. The sweatshirt was a surprise birthday gift. His past some day was hit she uh and I love it. Oh, then he got it anyway, Stephen Christina for makes it one thirty five on the Garden State Parkway Clark Westfield exit. Slices for Life, Slices for Life's is and Um. He has a picture of him in the the gray property of hoodie very nice. Where did he? Where do you find that gray hoodie? Scary? Um? You can go to our merch store, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Now I will say this, keep keep keep that bookmarked, because in the coming weeks we're gonna be rolling out some old classics and some new new designs. Absolutely, we may have those snapback Brooklyn Boys hats coming at you. He's that. I don't know if we should have said that, Okay, I think well, I think that's that's definitely on the list, amongst other things. Well, speaking of merchandise, T Daddy TSS Troy Twitter, I thought it would a ry would take a while to a ride, but it actually arrived in a few days. Yes, we ship up merchandise very quickly. We say like a long time just because didn't get to cover our asses. The truth of the matter is the turnaround time on this ship is usually likes. Right, was super excited when I got home to find I got my package. He put a picture of his package. No, no, no, he put up always in the package. Sorry, there's a picture of him wearing the Blue Brooklyn Boys shirt and the brue Blue Brooklyn Boys hoodie. So thank you Troy for your purchase. This is from Chai Town eighties six snow people porn what oh yeah, we talked to me, Yeah yeah, snow people was the Canada, Alaska someplace called doesn't matter because it's three week ago. I forgot where they made uh sexual positions out of uh snow? Very funny, right, Um, I was, Yeah, they were ice sculptor or snowmen or women that were just you know, like the snow woman was on her knees and the guy and the snowman had a dick, you know that kind of thing. Anyway, listening to Brooklyn Boys podcast, you were talking about the snow people porn in a ask in Canada. You said Google dot Google dot com slash images. And although I wasn't disappointed, you were wrong. There's every type of snow porn except the type you were talking about. Just so so apparently they were looking for the specific sculptures we were talking about, the snow blow job. I guess right. Um. Anyway, if you, if you, if you give the if you, if you go to the if you do a Google for it, you will see so many examples. I just wanted to give you guys their heads up Slice for Life, keep it awesome, Mark, thank you, and um let's see don Donnie Mealy Slice for Life here been down since episode one from the big state of Montana. Just wanted to get a huge shout out to you guys and let you know this. I listened to a few podcasts and you guys, by far are my top I like Joe Rogan's thing, but you guys are my number one A. Also, what's up with all the Montana hate? Come visit Montana, Come visit and judge. I'm thinking you're gonna love it. Peace that I love and Chicken grease. That's from Don Juan, but it's Donnie Neely. Now, apparently we might have shipped on Montana in a previous I don't think we should on Montana. I think no. I think he's right, but I think he's going back to an older episode. Did I say that he's never been senators? Or did I? We've never been there? Right, We can't really listen. I hear Montana is beautiful, big Sky country. David let Himan has a ranch there that I hear magnificent. I just would feel, you know, people get claustrophobic in small I feel like I would get the opposite of claustrophobic being in a place with so much room, where I have to drive two hours to get to the general store. I couldn't do anywhere. We're not hating. We love you, We love every state. America is great and every state is different. It's what you're used to. I'm sure if I went to Montana. I would see the mountains on the sky and I would think it was beautiful. I just couldn't stay there very long. I need a pizza place every now. Jolie mckeann wrote to us on the produce bag solution. Uh, it was listening to the latest episode about not being able to open produce bags because when you're can't lick my fingers because you know the corona, yeah, and you you have a mask on the store, you can't you know when you get so Anyway, Um, I had a similar problem. I was telling my mom about it, and she said she grabs her bag, heads over to any produce items carrots, peppers that has a light mister on it that was just sprayed with water, brushes her finger so gently on the item, and then you touch your produce bag and bam, you could open the bag. And meanwhile you wipe your dirty, fucking, filthy fingers on the peppers. Okay, So, but Joe, I like the fact that Jolie poses a solution and her mom. Okay. So if you go to my my Instagram at David Brody, you'll see a picture I posted last week after this episode. Last episode of the podcast. It's a cartoon of people struggling to open up bag, and in all the comments it's people with suggestions spray rub sanitizer on your hand and then open the bags. Um, go to the lettuce where the lettuce is usually wet. Go to um. Now I don't remember, scared. Do we have misterrs on the vegetables in our supermarkets? Um? I do at the one at the Morton Williams where I am. Yet so the Morton what them Morton Williams with what's the motif at Morton Williams. By the way, they they're timed misters. They're not always on. Sometimes that they'll do like a it's like watering your grass, like it's on a timer. Okay, so they do what they usually do it in the morning before you get it. Didn't time Mrs sing, don't you forget about me? No? That was that was simple minds. You know Mr mr On down the road? Yeah okay, yeah, so Mr Mr. So I've never noticed a mister. So everyone was like, oh, you should just go over to the mister and get moisture. And I'm like, there's no Mr in my in shop, right, but I guess there must be and I never noticed it. I just assumed. I was like Midwestern. No, no, no no. If you look closely at the tops of the where the lights are, they usually these little spigots right right. So one woman wrote, fuck it, I licked my fingers. I don't care now. It's funny, but I don't think you should do that now because he touched on the fruit. Now, there's one thing that I just noticed. And if you follow us on Twitter at the Brooklyn Boys, I retweeted some guy, I feel so bad for the porschelow He's not gonna hear this for a while. But he's like, hey, just started following your podcast. Love it. I'm up to episode number eight. Can't wait to find out what the resolution on the steak Dinner. So I wrote, I said, don't worry, a resolution is coming really soon, and I put all the smiley faces and I retweeted it because whoever that is, well, I guess he must be because he asked me we should have the listeners like funk with him because he's not gonna hear this. No, don't tell him. Don't listening in order though I know, but one of the things that he's gonna get Episode ten there's gonna be a solution to the steak dinner thing. He tweeted at me and said, I'm up to episode five. Love the podcast. Hey, how did that work out? Did you ever get your steak dinner? Like? What an episode? I don't want to miss it? Okay, he says, I'm up to the number eight. I'm like, oh, don't you worry. A resolution is come up. Good. Look, by the way, it's it's weird to us that like new people, Like, first of all, I'm surprised that they've not listened for three years, but I'm thrilled they are. But to me, like listening to episode five is like listening to it is like looking at your homework from fourth grade. Like it's so long ago for us and I don't remember a lot of it, but we sound different. The flow is different. Used to understand game show analogies back then, which is a very different but like stuff now that you're catching up, Like this guy's catching up. He's got a hell of a journey ahead of him. He really does. But yeah, the steak dinner thing was hilarious. I do want to read one lass and by the way, don't give it away. Slices don't. Don't if anything lead them on. It's coming to scare. He has yet to buy me a steakedn don't tell him. Okay, So this guy would fit perfectly in your house. His name is Austin White, so Austin underscore White underscore too. This is an example of a great slice who saw something funny and he sent us a picture. Uh, it says, um is it chocolate? Is it's sardine's. Nobody knows. It's a box, it's a can, it's a container. It says dark chocolate shaped sardines. Oh yeah, sardine's shaped like dark chocolate. Yark chocolate shaped sardines. I think it's dark. It's it's sardine. It's not chocolate. But it says dark chocolate shaped sardines. But that would mean that there's sardine shaped like dark chocolate, which is not a thing. I just thought that was very, very funny, and it made me think for a while. Then we got a sign from Oh, I hope I remember who the sign I had one. I had one to forgive me. It said caution hot children must be supervised at all times. Thank you. He's in a restaurant caution and is in red caution hot children must be supervised at all times? So does that mean the ugly children can get burned? Because it's scary and I would never supervise his kids. So I feel like, because we're not hot, so there's a common missing, I'll post it on my Instagram. Caution it should say, and in the next sentence should be I should say caution hot period. Children must be okay, So that that's a good that's a good grammar police, right there, caution hot children. And I don't know. Also, Alejandro or Tease wrote to us on Instagram on you follow at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram, he sent us cases Shi pizza. He has a picture close up of the slice with pepper rooni, and he writes Casey's s h pizza like ship pizza. Now, didn't we talk about cases or no? Oh? What is that the gas station pizza in Iowa? Okay, we have to try it as well. Try it because we're hearing it's not as sure as much better, but it's not as sure as we think. Next week we talk about pineapple on pizza and and also this other place that's doing the fruit loops the fongs pizza in de Moines, Iowa. We'll talk about that. Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that next. By the way, I'm not gonna tell you who it was. Let's just give a little tease. We met with a client today. I want to advertise with us potential client who wanted us to talk about our podcast. And part of it was we had to talk about the fact that that we do talk about pizza a lot on the podcast, and and we're like, yeah, we talk about all the time. It just comes up. So it's funny we're talking about pizza because let's talk about pizza, and uh we do yawning and not because I'm bored, because I just I've been up for twenty hours and plus you're in such a comfortable chair I am I'm gonna fall asleep right here. You know what I would take the extra you're in soul Dah Boys, Brock Brooklyn, Brookline, Bah Boys, Brock Brooklyn,