#71: He's Definitely the Ugly One In The Picture

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Speaker 1: My medicine cabinet in my bathroom is overflowing, and it's because I have way too many cologne's of these big bulky bottles. Brodie that that was an alliteration right there. Yeah, and and and and then we found a solution. Already, I love it. Well, that's your My medicine cabinet is not full of cologne bottles because they never know what to buy. So I get one, and then I feel obligated to use that one forever because I paid seventy dollars sixty dollar whatever, and I'm still Oh, here comes to guy. I'm the guy with that cologne. There he is smelling like that thing again. Well, friends at sent Bird have decided, Hey, let's put together a monthly subscription service where you could sample some of your favorite luxury fragrances and it's not gonna cost you nearly as much as you would spend an entire clunky bottle. Okay, I had so much fun on the website the first day. 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I got a Versacci, which I ex mention English laundry, the Oxford Blue. And you didn't get to tom Ford. No. I got the Archis Sydney rock Pool. Although tom Ford you get on the website so much less than I looked up at a major department store with the bottle. Course, the bottle was like this, I can get for uh for for a month. Yeah, and I and I get to sample a whole bunch of different of the colognes. So that's right. Now, here's the thing for our Brooklyn Boys listeners, because we know you love your free dessert. If you go to the website sent bird dot com slash Brooklyn by s C N T bird dot com slash Brooklyn um and use our coach Brooklyn, you're gonna get off your first month. That's right, fifty off your first month. That's only seven dollars and fifty cents for your first cologne. That's right. How great or perfume? If we have female listeners, you say I don't want to, I guess. So I went and I said, you know what, I'm gonna spend my budget. I budgeted some money to spend. I got five cologne for me and I told I told my wife, I'm like, you can check out the perfume. So I'll be making a perfume purchase soon. That's s C E N T B I r D dot com slash Brooklyn. And then use the code Brooklyn for off your first month on my neck like that, Baby, I'm wearing arrows today. It's sent Bird start up up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn Boy Data. They make a noise data up episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast now, and we were just talking about cologns and perfumes. I actually wanted to mention this, but you get a lot of people in a lot of trouble. There's a there's some people on the sales floor that you know me. I go into the see you hang out on the set on the second floor. Yeah, when it went in my downtime, you know, I just kind of hang out and see what's going on, see what's moosing for business. You're like a shark looking for blood. That's not true. It just happens to be that we have business there. Our buddy Nate is out he had hearts jury, and Brodie, you and I are both covering for him. So I have more business than ever on the sales floor. So what I did was all right, But you're there, You're there ninety minutes a day, and now you're there ninety minutes. But you know, you know, you know me. I love to hug look listen to a previous episode. Listen, you listen in order. You heard of me hugs everybody? So what do I do? I hugged somebody, and now they're scent is on my shirt. I smell my shirt, my sweater, and it smells like perfect. I'm assuming a female. Yeah it was a woman. You don't hug the guys so much. I don't. I'd like to refer to episode seventy one, titled as Evidence the episode title. You think about it for a second, by the way, speaking episode title, you know, we made the joke about sixty eight, and then you know seventy one is what's seventy You got to look up the joke, but it's it's sixty nine and two fingers figure out the joke. That's it. That's what seventy one. Should we make that the title of this episode? I feel like we shouldn't. I think we should call it evidence against here. But anyway, we haven't even unfolded a damn thing. You we don't know what it's gonna be. We don't choose a title till the end. But anyway, yeah, so that could get you can get in a lot of trouble. I just thought about it. You can't think of any guy in America. Yes, in an office space just not allow. But now I'm not talking about guys with fucking buttons that locked doors so you can't escape uncomfortable huggers. I'm talking about any anyone in America. It could be. It could be a woman could be with a guy's cologne. To think about you hug somebody and all of a sudden, the stink rubs off on your shirt, and then your spouse or your significant other comes you come home, and you're like you you smell that on them, because this one is potent. You're saying you can get trouble, in trouble with you sing, I'm saying you can get in trouble at work for hugging everybody. No, you can't. What's really do you not have a newspaper Internet? You know how many hugs that gave out this morning? Yup three. Today's episode again entitled evidence, but they hugged me first? What should call it? Exhibit A for assholes? Stop hugging people. Our friend Ricky's outside, I'll hug her, don't hug her, but you can ask her to come in. We're gonna ask her to come. That's gonna come in Ricky from twenty something opinion. We already got Jake's opinions on the dollarts. It's after, it's after after. We're gonna let my balls. Thanks Eric Clapton again, you have to make a sexual joke. Say hi, Ricky, come in, Hi, Ricky with an eye at the end. Have a seat. This headphone's there, profession We'll put Jake on by the way. By the way, we're right at the top of the Book and Boys podcast here episode seventy. Speaking of Jake. By the way, Jake and Ricky the host of twenty Somethings Doing Nothing podcast, and they're always doing nothing, which is why they're here available. So yesterday was my birthday, January. Thank you, Yes, I did, okay, just to come up to each one. Happy birthday, Ricky. I'm like, that's weird. Every day a few thank you, A few people wish to be have be birthday and said, Brodie, you're never too old for chocolate milk. Screw Jake this again. Yeah, so I just try to let you know I'm a year older, I'm still drinking chocolate milk. And uh, anyway, we want to get your opinions. Jake, we had you come in to let you have ja so a couple episodes ago we had Jake in and Josh and they disagreed because Scary tends to hug the interns. In fact, one of our interns was her last day. He didn't speak to her the entire semester. He ran after her. He left the middle of our podcast. He saw Walfy. You opened the door. He went, oh, it's your last day. That's my way of sing off into the world. We don't talk to for six months. I don't think it's that weird. I hug everybody, though I kissed everybody on the cheek. That's just like what I do. Yeah everybody, babe. And I'm not I'm not searching or digging. But you have never hugged or kissed me and said do you do not hug and kiss everyone? I have not gotten any of that. If I did hug you, I wouldn't think that was weird. I just never hugged you, know, Like your exact quote was, I hug and kiss everyone time. Just don't hug you. Guys aren't even thinking about this. He was your former manager, both of you. But SO and that would be a direct weirdness. But I'm just the guy. But because you ignore the interns, you're not technically they're they're they're immediate supervisor. I'm not. I have nothing, nothing that's you know, no supervision or I think he just like to say, have nothing to say to them. I'm the cool older brother hanging out. You're the creepy uncle. I'm not creepy uncle freak. Rannie was my supervisor and we hugged all the time, so you're kissing more of like an emotional person. Bertie just doesn't come across as a hugger. Absolutely, but I did the last time that you we were recording. I didn't even know that that was the first time you and I had ever hugged. You know what, My daughters asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and all I said was I wanted to hug your daughters because I love hugging, but I don't love hugging strangers or interns. It's like, give me a hug, twenty one year old girl. I'm looking like that, but that's I looked at it. That's look at it scary. I never said uncle scary. Why would it be What do I think she said? Was I'm sorry? Who are you? Would it be? Would it have been weird? Not weird? If I was one, I think it would be like like you know, like like Ricky, are you you have peers like before? Yeah? Scary and I hug all the time. But again, you are a hugger. You open yourself up to hugging. He knows you what, he knows your name. Dude, I'm a hugger, not a mugger. Okay, so what you what you missed was because I don't want to rehash the exact same topic. Is it we were talking about sense we do? We have a wonderful new sponsor called scent Bird sponsor sponsor that we admitted that was a sponsor. I'm not slipping that in. Is it? It's a monthly subscription sho service to luxury for sample size like one month size d eros hundred. Probably had to open it, you can, Yeah, you don't know. Don't you waste my sprayce that's some fancy stuff. Much want to break it much? Don't open that, you know much a full bottle of that would cost. You're smelling the wrong okay, okay, so sent bird Okay, so then Scary was saying how he's spending a lot of time on the sales floor, you know, on too, because he's trying to close deals. You're scary, deals close me. Yeah, the deals close him. And he was saying that he hugged a female member of the sales staff and got her perfume sent all over his shirt. And then it was like it was Friday and he was going to be going out with his girlfriend that night, and he was concerned that he had sent a coworker on him that you can get in trouble. But he said, you can get in trouble hugging coworkers. And I'm like, yes you can. But he meant from his girlfriend, I have been from hr. I'm just saying from whoever. Like, isn't it crazy? How like people could you know you didn't know the whole story. Like you could walk into a room and your boyfriend is there and oh my god, I smell someone else other man's cologne and you have a perfectly legitimate excuse. Sounds like you have trust issues. Yeah, I wouldn't even do you were okay, but if you went went told me your boyfriend he was out working late and I'm working late Ricky and he works in an office or whatever, and he came home smelling like a perfume you don't wear. You wouldn't be like the office. No anomaly, I am. I'm a weird. I can't ask for a normal people question. You really total and I have a totally different outlook on things than normal humans do. That wouldn't bother me. My question is how hard are you hugging these people that you're getting their perfume. It's not so much a firm hug as it is a lengthy one. Do you do like? I don't know if that's better. See, that's what I'm getting at. He's scaring usn't do the quick backpack? Is? What is the appropriate? Hu? Hu? Hug Ricky right now? Ricky? Cool with that? Right? Hold on to give a salesmm hold on, I want to get stop watch. Hold on, give me working sales floor. Hugging the girl stop watch already walking up in a long time or no scary you're down there every day? Her perfect is so strong? Yeah, okay, the girl you hugged on Friday, it almost got you in trouble. Ready, go hi? Ah see you squeeze that's how you get the perfect Okay, first of all, First of all, scary, that was rushed and that was three seconds. No, it wasn't rushed. That felt norm Okay, that was three seconds, and that means go, wait a second is okay? Here's the thing. Is it somebody you haven't seen every day? Because if you see the person on if you see the person regularly, then a quick second, second and a half hug is proper. But if you haven't seen the person in months. But isn't it worse If you don't see someone, you have no relationship with them. You shouldn't be hugging them and squeezing this particular person. Have you ever rubbed the back, done the hug background? That's creepy. Have you ever done the hug and sniffed their hair? That's why I'm trying to figure out what level where you at the park yesterday at four pm, right where the child went missing? No? No, okay, so you do the hug and what do you look? Look? Straightforward? Yes? Yeah, rightward? What are supposed to look at her? There was so much because you can hog and turn your head a little bit, looks into everything. Everything. I just because you said I hugged during got her perfume all over me. You probably have my name on you now, I do normal human behaviors are not human? What do you know about normal human behavior? But Brodie, you know everyone says you shouldn't hug everyone. I'm like a big hugger though, I'll hog everyone, like when I first meet someone. If I'm first meeting a female, I'd rather hug them than shake their hands. I totally get that, you know what. I would like to do that as well, but not when it comes to co workers and intern the hug and kiss not a good thing. I noticed that in recent years the kiss has been eliminated from the hug and do it all the time again, Ricky, I do we follow you on social? Does that going with this? Listen to the twentiesthing podcast. You'll hear all about the what are you guys talking about? The twenty something podcast? Today? We got a lot of topics. We have an email that we need to answer, an email somebody wanted to know what you do if you show up to a date and it's not the person you thought it was. But you're not being ghosted, you're not cash, so you think you're meeting Mark and Steven's there. Yeah, well Mark is not How is that not being catfish? A lot of people in a picture? There was only one picture, he assumed it was one of that. You can't send the picture there. By the way, any time you see somebody on any freaking dating thing where there's multiple people in the picture, you know that it's the ugliest person in the picture. Every fucking time, it's the ugliest person in the picture. What if it's three ugly people, then it's the guy who's average looking and he's got the three ugly people to make himself look better. That is the thing. Yeah, then you've got a bunch of duck. I'll tell you what. People have taken pictures with me. I don't understand that totally put that ship on on their fucking because they look better next to you. No, they're like, oh look I know scary Jones. No, they do it because they're like, look, how much better I look at this guy? The comparison you really know me? It was your ugly friends always you're always you know you need this is the pet cock. So you saying, so you want someone to your friends want to get a date because they know you yeah, that's the level they want to show their best hand. That's like saying date me. Here's a picture of me with my my uh my, my Kia. No offense to Kia, but it's not like a show. Will let them explain. Yeah, that's rude. I have a Kia that's hamsters come out and start doing crazy dances and no, no, no, no, no, I have I have other animals in my car, cockroaches crawling out of the air condition. Honestly I might at this point, there's a lot of this. This sales person before we gets her point, they hugged you back. Yes, well this is a salesperson. Well I wanted to, I want to, okay, yes, just to finish my point. This is a salesperson who worked here for seven years, left and just came back into the office. So I hadn't seen her in god knows how long I understand. I mean, that's that's a hand I missed you hug. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course that's what that was. Okay, but you hug everyone on the sales Oh my god, don't you wonder I do you do every day? Old and young every day? So you must smell like perfume every single day and ugly the day that you don't like you, you want credit for hugging the ugly people. What's wrong with that? That's like, no, I don't draw the line. I just way they can't nail me for just hugging the attractive girls. I hugged the ugly ones too, Dude, I don't see beauty all of our don't make all of our co workers just wonderful, talented people. I don't let me ricky your point on that. My point was that people really do things like that. My best friend when I was an intern here we were in college. She wanted to date this one guy. She had nothing cool to talk about other than the fact that her best friend was an intern for Elvis Duran in the morning show, Yes meaning me, So it became I was a topic of conversation. I had no idea. I showed up at his house one day because he was throwing a party when I went to go visit her, and she had to win before we walked in, say so, a lot of people are really excited to meet you. And I was like, oh, they're your good friends, and she was like, no, I was talking about you and the fact that you're an intern for Elvis. So it turned into this whole big thing where everybody then wanted to talk to me about what it was like interning show. But she used me to getting good with this guy. Scary when you post pictures of the Brooklyn boys? Are you doing that so you can tell people you know me? Of course? Okay, I just checking add some intelligence to my picture. I gave him a little that was that was that was a little verbal fragrance sprain in his direction. I got a little scary. Does that come out? By the way, you can get bs for only from um So yeah, So anyway, but people did all the time, especially with the whole like trying to dress up the picture with other people to distract and think and make assumptions. That's totally a thing. It's usually the ugly person in the picture that is your date. Okay, so just this email, you've got not to give away your whole podcasting. So they thought the guy in the left was showing up, the right show up, so the same the same Steve guys showed up. But Steve wasn't the Steve wasn't Steve. It wasn't a good looking guy. It was that you didn't have to tell me the I knew that story. She immediately turned off, like I gotta get out of here. It was he and it was girls. So he didn't leave. He stayed and he bought her coffee and that's all. That's awkward, right, all right, Well, but I think it's very gentlemen like, well, I think he was meeting. But she didn't say I'm the one on the left. And she was right. He didn't do the wrong thing. She just did the uh it's a what is it live omission? Yep, you know what happens when you assume Now this yanks you dumbass. Yeah, Now, does do you get the impression the guy who sent the email did he want the same credit scary once for sticking with the ugly girl? Yes, definitely, little bit the way that he wrote it. We're going to read it in our podcast twenty something is doing Nothing Today. Yeah, I'm that's all I wanted the Scary cleams someone credit. Is he also hugs the ugly girls downstairs? Yeah, you guys have that in common. By the way, if you are one of our sales team, and you know a lot of our sales team listens to this podcast trying to figure out which category. If it's the kind of person that will give a hug, and you're a guy, I hugged the ugly guys too. Again, so the next time, if you're one of our account executives and Scary hugs, you wonder to yourself at Brodie doesn't hug the ugly ones because he doesn't think anyone's hugly. That's right, by the way, beautiful Scary hugs you. If you're on the sales floor and Scary hugs you, then as he walks away, pats himself on the back he thinks you're ugg Have you see him with a big smile. He's proud of himself. If Scary seems overly proud of his accomplishment, that he feels like he donated the chat. Hey, so you know, um, we get text messages through here the day of that we do our podcast. People that kind of cheer us on in the background, that like texting us like startup, start up, Brooklyn Boys, Slice for life, that's our hashtag Slice for life whatever. So I got we got a text can't wait for Brooken Boys today. Miss you, guys. That's from Aaron Ryder. Aaron, Hi, guys, Oh Aaron, Hi, Aaron, what's you know? We want to put you on because what did you miss about us? We're here every week for you, Aaron. Have we talked to you before? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I called you got on the podcast called Aaron Ryder again. We love you, Aaron. We haven't. We have thousands and thousands and thousands of listeners and you call that. I'm sorry seven. I was gonna call you, but we got We got Aaron on the phone. Aaron. How have you been since seventy it's the last episode, you know, I've been great. Has the week between episodes been okay for you? If you made it, It's been rough. This has really been the longest week ever. But I've been hanging in there. I let me ask you a quick question because you'll hear the whole conversation when you listen to me. Hold on, if you work, if you if you worked with us, Let's say you one of our salespeople. Right, your job is to sell air time self commercials, right, and scary come down, came down to your your area, your your floor of the building, and he hugged you every day. Would you be okay with that? And be like, why is this not never mind scary, like the famous guy that you're a fan of, Like a coworker came down and he hugged you all the time, would you be like, oh, he's been friendly, Like why is my coworker hugging me? I guess it depends on the relationship we have. I don't know if that matters. There you go. But if but if he's somebody that I don't know very well, I'll be honest with you, I'd be a little creeped out. But if it's somebody see that I build a relationship with, like I know, scary, like his culture or culture. He's Italian, like he likes to hug, he's affectionate, he's a my guy, then I wouldn't care. But if I'd be creeped out, thank you. Age is not a factor. Okay, age is not a factor. Okay, So I was sixty and okay, ok one more question. So I said too scary? I said too scary? So you just you hug all the attractive women. He was, Hey, I also hugged unattractive women like he wants credit guy. Then when I hugged too, I've had I've been known to hug dudes on the sales floor. Really do you get their cologne sent on you? No? You hugged him for more than three seconds. No, all right, Aaron, Aaron is on my side, as is Ricky and Jake. Thank you. We're all against Brodie. It's as as are right so quickly, Aaron just wanted to know why what have you? What have you missed about us? If we issue an episode every week, there's nothing to miss. Oh are you kidding? There's everything in miss You guys are awesome. I love just hearing you talk back and forth. I love Brodie's brands. I mean I listened to The Big Show and all the podcasts all the time. But it's not the same you guys. Your personality is if there's no question, Well, thank you very much. Now, I hope when you say all the podcasts that you also listened to twenty somethings doing nothing. Yes, I do, Actually I have. I'll be honest. I listened in a couple of weeks, but I do listen. And Jake are here in the studio, yes, or Jake and Ricky. I don't know. It's Ricky and Jake because podcast Y's podcast first, and then Jake was invited same way this podcast started me in that's not correct. You said you want to do a podcast, and I said, I'll do a podcast if it's called the Brooklyn Bullys. Back to episode zero, s off air before we ever started, no off, no pun intended, I said I would not continue the old podcast, Let's start a new podcast. I came up with the name for the podcast. I designed the logo for the podcast. Actually remember this whole thing? Happy, thank you? And who is it scary? Just saying that I remember this whole debacle, which mean that you have. She also remembers who hired her twice and jobs in three departments. Don't try and why don't you tell him? I'm just saying I remember hearing about it, and I remember the complaints. That's all I'm saying. I don't know who's who did what or what was who's in She wink and right at me. I saw that. Yeah, anyway, there's always complaints anyway, So you're gonna catch up on twenty somethings doing nothing. They could be talking about how you want you want her opinion on this one thing? What would you do eron? And then we'll let you go. Aaron, what would you do if you were meeting someone? Are you single? No, I'm married, wonderful, congratulations. What would you do though, if you were single in the age of social dating? You know tinders apps like that, right, and they the person that you were interested in. The guy sends you a picture but it's three guys in the picture, but you think it's the hot guy, but the ugly guy shows up right now, when you get to the dinner with the guy, would you be like so turned off because he wasn't like clear about which one he was in the Would you like hang with him even though he was fuggily What would you be like, I gotta go, I don't feel well. What would you sit there the whole dinner and and and be like, oh, okay, all right, Well I would still hang with him. But I would and not because I'm shallow, but I would just want to clarify who he is, even though I probably assume he was the ugly one. He sent a picture with three people, right, right, You always assume the ugliest one is the one. You can't ever say this isn't rule. They do it all the time unless you're the hot guy and you want to show that you're open to hanging with ugly people. You're not You're not stuck up. If you're hot and you're hot. If you're hot and you solo pictures, you posted model shots, your shirtless bathroom self. That's that's what I do. Everybody, get the fun out of my frame and give me my shine. The old Twitter egg would say, this one is me. But you wouldn't leave it up for imagination if you don't want to know. But what person does have a picture of themselves? Like just what would you crop it? Like? If you're like, oh, I look good in this picture? Crop it? No, you said the picture with three people and it is because okay, but you would sit through it. But would you worry a little bit? Would you be like, this guy is not the most honest guy. He's obviously not straightforward. Yeah, oh for sure, Absolutely, very good. Okay, so that's gonna be on the next episode. What episode number should we look for? One O four? So thank you as we thoroughly discussed and stole this topic from them, And there's a lot more to the story. I'm hoping they'll be because I'm like, I feel like we stole your dialogue Ricky and and and Jake are of the age and their single where they're living this life, so their opinions is gonna be much different than ours. Right, well, Aaron, thank you for checking in. Where are you calling from again? Absolutely right? Don't you remember from remember Youngstown? Youngstown? Yeah, thanks for listening to all the podcasts, and hey, we'll take you next week. We'll talk to you next week. Here this later when we posted thanks, that's not nice. All right, we have to go record our our podcast have fun. Thank you. The look for episode one of four on Apple Radio Everywhere Podcasts coming soon too. I was told by some people and higher ups we are going to be getting some new platforms that all of our podcasts will be on very soon. Basis Y Talk Forever. Thanks for the perfume, screw the chocolate out alone. You're not touching my bro. Every one of these arguments that you try and pull people in on and trying to get on your side, it always backfires on you. Because I'm talking about Josh agreed with me when we talked about hugging and Ricky huggs. Everybody, Okay, that's not a normal situation. We just like having them on because another another, another one just sucking came through my phone. I'm so pissed. I'm so fucking angry. Can I tell you? Go tell your story? So I got a new twist on it. I had the same problem and then yesterday, okay, remind me to tell you about spirit. My cell phone is list Explain what's going on. Okay, First of all, I pay these people. I prayed a premium. You prayed a premium here, God, please give me a premium. Paid a premium on my cell phone bill to have color. I D waiting ID cald On, cald On. I want you to hear this. Let's see what I'm gonna say. If I tell you I'm recording, you don't need to type back. Okay, love you? Is that a text message coming through? Yeah? I did you know a friend? Smile and Stephen who works at Q one O two. He's like, oh, I need to talk to you. I go, I'm recording right now. I can't talk. He writes back, Okay, don't write back texting me to he left at hold on, What do you need? Can he just text you PMS? Anyway? That a side? That a side? I pay a premium to have color? I D on my cell phone. Right, it's called called true calde. Whatever it is. Anyone can get it from your phone company, which, by the way, it's a service that not many people know about. So I pay like an extra couple of dollars a month. And what that means is anyone who calls my cell phone, I not only see the number, but even if the phone number is not in my phone and the company name, you see the person's name. So if if Brodie, you weren't in my phone and you called me, it would be like David Brody in all caps, call up my phone and you'd be like, holy sh it, how is that on? How are you getting my day? It reads the license, the license, the number of license. So allegedly I know when spam is coming because a lot of people, you know, when these robot calls happen, it'll say potential spam and that. But what if it's not potential spam? And by the way, it's always spam when I because I've tested it by answering the calls. But you'll never know a h unless you answer phone rings, ring, ring, ring, potential spam or true collar. I d with a little little um, little um red circle with the X through it like spammer, like known spam or tell or telemarketer. Well, is it an X with a circle around it? No, it's a it's a squid. It's a circle with a with a line through it. Oh the no like no, none of do not enter ghostbusters, no ghosts. No. Well, these mother fucking telemarketers and robo callers there now disguising the caller I D. So this one just came to me. It said toll free call. That was the name on the caller, I D. Which none of your friends have so much your friends someone from my business or wherever, any of your deals closing? You have all your clients. And it was a lady on the other hand saying, Hi, we heard your cars out of warranty and we wanted to offer no fuck you you robo call. And then the other day I got this one and it was from not uh, it was from d H S DASH I c E. That's some company. Another one another robot call. And then finally here's one my favorite US postal service. So I'm thinking the post office is calling me with some package that they're holding because I wasn't home that so what do I do? And that's the fucking call and it's and it's set, and they do this on purpose. Now they put it on speaker as if they're in an office on speaker phone, like way back here, and they're like, oh, hi, hey, how is it trying to rich? You just wanted to And then they pick up the phone tell you that your car is out of warranty, and we wanted to say fuck you. First of all, you're not the goddamn US Postal Service and you should be thrown in jail for a fact. Your cause not out of warranty, right, it's not out of war because it's sucking a year. Oh it's one year old car, So fuck you? How the I'm sorry, I'm saying, I'm cursing storm, Okay, I've got three. You get away with fraud. That's fraud. You're telling you're pretending to be the Postal Service and you're not right. Imagine if people who pretend to be somebody else and they call other people, it's like a frank phone call or something. But what's that we don't we don't do those, Okay. So I have a similar story. So what I found that these telemarketers are doing. You have an exchange, know it exchanges, not an airy code. You're exchange. People don't know that term. So let's say your area code is two one two, right, but you live in a let's say New Jersey to A one. If you live in a town, the first three numbers are usually the town you live in, right, So like, if you're two o one area code and then your phone is five five six, right, a lot of people in your town are gonna six correct. Right. Okay, that's at least when they originally gave the numbers out. Okay, people move, I get it, they don't, okay, but all right, So what happens is, let's say, for instance, that my exchange is five five six, the first three numbers, right, I can instantly get phone calls from my area code, so you know, oh, it must be someone in town. I know. First of all, you know me, I don't hang out people in my town. I'm I'm I don't like make friends with the neighbors. They're okay, but they're not likely to call me during the day. You know. The people I know are like, oh, can you look, can you watch my apartment? We're going away for a couple of days in my house whatever. So a time when I see scam, so I don't answer it. Then you get the voicemail with like the half a message or whatever bullshit. Okay, So here's two new things that happened to me just this week. I get a text message I think I still have it here, I think I saved it, and it says um or they called me, let me see if they called me. And it was something to the effect of I wanted to make sure I didn't delete it because I wanted to read it. I got always birthday text messages. Um it was something to the effect of, oh sorry, I just got a missed call from this number. Okay, and so and and the guy wrote back, this is Spirow s p I R Oh, I don't know any Sparrows. But so I thought to myself, I didn't call anybody name Sparrow. So I look at my phone to see if I call that number, I can call it number. So he's one of two things that happened. Either Spirow is a scammer and wants me to call him, or somebody used my five five six numbers the spam call him, so he would pick up, thinking, oh, it's someone in my town. So my number may have been used and now because the spoof number, because you could type in anything you want and spoof, spoof card, spoof teut Wilson. We've used them for brand phone calls we have so you can make any phone number, you can make any phone number appear. So if you're using six, you're you're you're looking at roughly ten thousand possible numbers, right, right, So it's actually nine times nine times, nine times zine ten thousands, right, Okay, but it's less than that because there's some numbers you can't They wouldn't be like zero zero zero, would be one, one, one, one, whatever. Okay. So what happens is every time I get one of those five five six numbers, I block it. But with close to ten thousand numbers, they're gonna just keep using the different numbers. Okay. So I get a call, what's today? Thursday? Tuesday night? I get a call and just from a number I didn't recognize. There's an eight hundred number, Like, all right, this isn't legitimate. But I was like, I'm bored, let's I'll answer it is high. This is your cruise coordinator. I want to talk to you about the next cruise and arrange anything you might need on your next cruise. Yeah, I'm not taking a cruise. I'm good because you know, we're in partnership with Norwegian Cruise Line and so i'm good. We go on their cruises and they're very gracious thus and whatever. I'm like, yeah, no, I'm good. So I said, yeah, I'm good. I'm I'm fine. Well, we're following up. Your last Norwegian cruise was on this date to this place. I go, so yeah, okay, so what did you get me off a cruise registry? Uh? You saw that I booked a cruise. You looked at my social media. I go, yeah, I'm not taking a cruise. I go, thanks, though, you have a great day. I'm not be a nasty She's all right, Well I'll send you an email with all the information and who I am. Yeah, okay, now you have my email address? Okay, all right, where'd you get my email address from? Uh? We got it from the main office. Now you asked me to call you him okay, all right. So I'm like, okay, one of these because you know you get those phone calls the horn sound you've won a free cruise. I'm like another cruise call, Okay, whatever. So I'm like quarter spammer busted. Half hour later, I'm going through my emails. It's an email from her and she works for Norwegian Cruise Live Ship, and she legitimately wanted to talk to me to see if I wanted to go on a cruise. Your show your defenses are up? Yeah, because I get so many spam calls and most of them are either cruise or car car warranty. That happened to me with America. First of all, who's buying car insurance from a Hello, we know your car from a recording that says, you know my car insurance is up half the time, by the way, that I don't have a car anymore. Yeah, that's what happened in this. We're calling about your two thousand fourteen Dodge Charger and like, I don't have that car anymore. Yes, it's out of warranty, it's out of my house, it's gone. Yeah, American Express, same thing happened. I was like, I was like trying to test the legitimacy of the person calling, because I'm like, yeah, this sounds sounds weird, but whatever, listen, sometimes you go you always have to play defense first when it comes to these calls, and do some investigation of your own to ask the legitimate questions to see if it's if it's real or not. I think I talked about this on the podcast. The credit card company that called me and wanted me to verify my account. I'm like, you called me, so, I'm like, will you tell me what my account is? We can't give you that for security reasons. Then how do I know you have it? How do I know who you are? Give me the first digit, give me something, Give me my mailing address? Could you confirm your mailing address? No? Turned out it was the credit card. It was legit. But why would I trust you? You won't prove to me who you are. Yeahs also got a text message from our boys over at Feltman's Feltman's hot Dogs. Got a text message from them just now. Oh he said, yeah, I know, he wants to make sure that we, uh, we pick up some hot dogs. It was my Michael for the big game. Michael, Yeah, it wasn't Yeah, it was Michael just yeah. So it is true. Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. I mean they want us over. It's f E L T. M A n s of Coney Island dot Com. Check out their website, because well, we told you last week to order them so you'd have them in time for Sunday's game, and we hope that you did. But if you didn't order them now and I'm like, right now and have him on rush, Amazon will get him to Amazon, yes, and jet dot com, Uh, they'll hook you up. They've got, in my opinion, the cleanest tasting hot dogs out there because there's no nitrates, no nitrates, no filler, which is amazing. And they don't leave that salty aftertastee. You need to drink a bucket of water like blaa. You don't want to do that? Is that your sound effect downing a bucket of water? It could be other things too, but but for for all intents and purposes, Feltman's of Coney Island they do. And we went there in person to the brick and mortar that they have. If you're anyway in Coney Island, you could get them today or tomorrow. I mean, listen, you want to trust the inventor of the hot dog, Charles Feltman. He invented a back in eighteen sixty seven, not someone who copied them. Get the original. Get the original, um with Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. They come in like ten packs and all types of they do skinless. I like the skinless ones, you know, you know, I like the skin because you like that crunchy, the crunchy, like the little pop, like the little snap, like you's snapping up something. Yeah. Uh. They're also available at Mrs Green's. There at some local stores in the area regionally, Um aren't they at Stopping Shop to Shop and Valduciese. And by the way, if you want to tweet us when you pick up your Feltman's hot dogs and send us a picture, that would be cool, use hashtag Feltman's of Coney Island. Yeah, well find it. Please do that Feltman's of conell And dot com. We got more coming up right after this. All right, we're back, all right, thanks for sticking with us through a through a little while. Uh. So I have, uh some unused jokes. I have my my Christmas Day rant that I have not gotten to is you're an expiration date on that because it's been about a month. But before we do that any more, I want to talk about some free stuff we got we have, do we well? I'm not ready for that. Oh I told you to be ready. What do you got? Wait a second, why didn't just pass through my desk? Because it was only for me? So? Uh, you know get the jingle it's only for you? Well, then the jingle doesn't apply. Maybe I'll share with you. I can't share with you. I got two of them here and one of them good boys to give the stuff. Free ship for me, free for me? What free ship for me? I'll share with you. There's no me and us. There's no us for us, there's no I in team. There's no das this one. I okay, what do you got? Shot? You know the expression is no iron team. There is a mean team. Yes, if it points out, here's me. Next time someone says there's no iron team, go well, there's amazing just me. That's a great and there's actually a me. It's it's t you know me? Well at me a t me? It's all that or to me, don't go yeah anyway, I lower this man. Let me tell you what I got. I got an email that says, I guess I have to share with you now. It says dear my Brooklyn boys. That means it's for us yeah for us. Okay. My name is Caitlin Kaiser from West Babylon, New York, representing Long Island. Yeah, Strong Island. I've been a long time listening to the Alps straight in Morning Shop Tomorrow, and when I found out my two favorite guys are making their own podcast, I was ecstatic. I have a strict policy with my listening when the podcast comes out, I wait until Thursday to listen. Well, that's good because that's when we put it out. But I guess if we put it out early, she still waits still Thursday. I split the episode between Thursday and Friday. That's two clicks for us. By the way, I feel free everyone to split the podcast into two days. Then we get double clicks every twenty four hours. Check back. Yeah, even if the second day you just listen for a minute or two freak clicks for us, all right, she says, It's when I look forward to while ending my work week. My favorite rant so far as the CVS rant. Oh my god, I can imagine it's happening to me. I love it so much. I have to have my dad and fiance listen to it. Fuck you, Agnes, I can't stand her. Yep. So if you listen, you know what it is. Anyway, she says, I'll keep this short and sweet. YadA, YadA YadA. She has a company called kate K Creations, which is a tough one because if you hear it, you don't know how you spell it. It's one of those is like kate k T and then is it is it K letter K This is a This is a tough one. How are they doing as a company? Uh well, based on the so it's c A people find them. Well, it's c A I T. That's the Kate part k A Y that's the k part Creations, hake k Creation and they do crochet, crafts and more. I always wondered what the end more is what it could be open ended? They can do anything like lanyards and that's They're located at kate k Creations dot etc. Dot com. Yeah, she's also on Instagram at kate k Creation. So check out her stuff. Uh so she's she's made something for us. She said, here are some shirts I made. I hope you liked them. And I made them the color blue because it's Brodie's favorite color. I love a listener who pays attention. This is my favorite color. And then she says, ps, scary you still Brody a steak dinner. End of story. That's not the end of the story, which we had a big fight on the op straight in morning show. If you listen to the op st and replay channel on thet on my own my birthday, right, what did she said? Then she says, Brody, here is a pick sure of us. My sister and I met you at the one New York meat market in July. I'm on the left. I absolutely remember taking that mince. How many T shirts did you send? He sent to so it is it is free ship for us. So here's your's your shirt? Take that? So what does it say that? It says even not even? Well, no, no, even isn't even free right now now, technically the listeners are gonna go, Brody says, even is not even okay, it isn't still work all right, So we need to redo on the shirts so we don't send them. You made a contraction. I'm kidding. This is awesome. I love thank you so much. So they're they're like a bluish gray, which I love because those are my two favorite colors. And it's right there on the shirt. In a fun font and I'll be wearing this probably I'll post a picture up at some point this weekend, but when you hit the podcast hopefully we'll be see she got me my medium and you're you're extra large. I like the way he just lied about the size. You've got a large which hopefully you'll be able to fit in soon, very soon. First quarter skiing is on the way for Caitlin. Thank you for the free ship for us. We love you and we'd have problem promoting your company absolutely. Why don't you give the website out? I did again. I said, it's it's uh Caitlin k Creations dot etsy dot com. That's Caitlin with a C. It's k a y creations dot etsy dot com hashtag. Not a sponsor, but we want all the slices. If you need some shirts made, go to her because she's a slice for life and love that, you know. Why don't you talk to Caitlin about making a slices shirt or Brooklyn Boy's shirt. See what she comes up with. Maybe that all right? Now, I'm not ready for my rant yet. I'm not ready, but I'm always ready for What do I have here? Oh? I want to talk? I have a I have a small rant. Now this is the party episode. I have a bone to pick with you. There's all you know what, why don't we make a song for this? Because it's this is constant? Why you kissed me off? Can't we go? Make it jingle? Can't we go? Can't we go a week where you're not pissed at me? Or like? I'm sure if you listen back to the seventy episodes before this, one of them, I didn't ever problem with you? Why do you alway seemed to pick some kind of a problem again. I will pose it to our listeners the fantastic slices and if they think that I'm wrong here, if it's not a problem, it's not a problem. Also, I have a couple of emails and Instagrams and stuff which we'll get to momentarily. Um, so here's here's what I wanted to say. Let me get the hold on hold on hold, just growing to your phone? Are we No? I'm not going to my phone? Oh my god, I think I just lost another pounds waiting for you. Don't you dare say? Well, you're losing weight, don't you dare? Okay? Why not? Matt? Matt Matt Matt Matt. So I came into the studio before we started recording the podcast, and I had I'm having a problem with somebody we deal with through the email. And I said, scary, You're not gonna believe this email chain that I have. I have these nine email yeah you know, and I said, I said, hey, man, I really wanted you to read this. I can't even explain how annoying this this email chain is because I'm getting emails to me with no information. And then when I said I don't know it, they go, oh, yeah, you should know it because he has some of the information. No. No, And so it's nine emails to get the information. So I say, hey, I want to have to say, oh, yeah, what do you got? What's what's in your email? Brod let me hear it? Because I had reading Scary. I got this one right here. It says did you find that? And I go, oh, what's this? Now? We got a package from a client for the Big morning show. But when we got okay, we got we got a box from Party City, right, not a not a sponsor to either of us, It's a client for the Elvis Rade Morning Show. And then they were kind enough to set up a nice box of NFL stuff football stuff. It was some Super Bowl official merchant, which was great, and I'm like and so all of a sudden, the box arrives and I rip open the bill. No, no, you're lying now, But the box box arrived this morning, right. But but the box was open and it was time to dole out the free stuff. So we started. I started ship for us. I started exactly. I started rummaging through it with with Garrett, who's on our morning. So this is after the show, right before we started recording this podcast. Yeah, so you were in the middle of your store and you're like, go on, Brodie, But I was okay. So that was an unsuccessful attempt for me to pay attention to two things at once. I could not concentrate on the box of free stuff. And by the way, it was a big brown box with a lot of accessories. Of all the people you know who focuses on two things worse than you, No, I don't think anybody. I'll be the first one to admit that, right, I'll be the first one. I admit that I need full and total concentration. I want to remind everybody when I say what This means when I say to Scary, fart in your mouth, because I said it to Scary. When I need him and he's looking or thinking of something else, you cannot distract him. He will not hear you, So I say, fart in your mouth. So it's so like what a lot of guys are like that too. That's like you could be watching the game and your girlfriend could be walking across the screen. I get it, stark naked, and then you don't even notice her. I get it. But because in general are like that, We're built that way. Brodie, Science and typically proven that guys have a one track mind. That's where the saying comes. Okay, but here's the problem with that theory. If you had a one track mind, it would have been focused on my email story, not when the box is here, right. So what you did was so then you found an envelope in the box, right in the Party City envelope, and you're like, oh uh, And I said, is that a gift card? And you're like, you didn't answer me. You went in and I knew there was a letter. I didn't care about the gift card. I was hoping there was a letter attached because I wanted to contact that there was a letter attached, and I went, so scary, here's the email I got. You're like, you open up the letter, I go, scary. So this email I got? Oh, yes, yes, yes, what scary? What? Oh dude? Oh this is a letter from the company. This isn't from our salespeople. That means if I wanted to get some stuff on my party, I can reach out directly to the guy from the company, which is not cool, by the way. Not no. I was gonna thank you for the for the box. Stuff. That's the box came to Elo, didn't come to you. I'm a network builder, and one needs to be. This is a lesson in life. Okay, any chance you have to build your network, do it. Take names and email addresses, don't just throw it away. Not a problem. I get that everyone needs to do that in life. So then you went, Garrett, look at this letter. Barret's looking like I was telling you and Garrett my story. So I say, hey, guys, I got that email story. Can you believe he has this letter in the box. I'm gonna call this guy and the Garrets. I'm having a super Bowl party too. I'm gonna call this guy se where we can do get some more stuff. This is great, just introduce ourselves. Hey, guys, now I understand free ship for us. I understand that, But you didn't know that when you jumped in the box. No, because we're just like starting dolling stuff out. Look at this. So after like three or four minutes, you're done looking at the envelope here. By the way, you know what we were hearing during that, We were hearing this Brodie's Brodie's in the background rattling off. This isn't the worst part. And Garrett having a conversation as Brodie's doing that, right, So that's not the worst part of this story. The fact that you were rude and you will focus on the free stuff I could give get a little credit for. Come on, I'll give you a slight pass on it, because I understand no one loves more free stuff more than absolutely. I understand that you could have said, was hold on, Brody, come join us in the box. When the Joe stone Crab arrives, you can't even get Brodies. It's a second. It's hammer time. It's mallet take the such smashing clause. These colossal stone crab clause come into the studio, and Brodi's like, so everybody has their thing, right, It's more like anyway, so you finished looking at the box at this point, four or five minutes go by, and I'm like, okay, so I guess I won't I even did the passive aggressive. I even did Alright, well, I guess you don't need to hear my email story, all right, whatever, I'll just sit here and dick right, And I sat down. And then after you guys are like divvying up what's in the box for yourselves. You turned him and go, h wasn't that email? I go, you don't care? No, No, I'm really interested. What was that email about it? I took the time to come back because I remembered in my hend but I was kind of rude to Brody. Yeah, kind of you didn't. But you can't say I really want to hear what's in that email because you really didn't want to hear what was in the email. Priorities first to free ship, then I get to hear your story. You could have said, hold on, Barty app You're like, but you were like looking like you're just gonna look like peek into the box, and you start taking and you got to where's that letter? I'm easily distracted. That letter in my back pocket. A right, I want to see that letter later right here? All right? Do you want me to say who it is? No, don't say the name. But what does it say? What's in the lotter? What does it say? Please contact me for free ship? Hold on deer And they mentioned everybody in the morning show, oh ship except for you. Oh no, the image like eight people but not you. Let's party. I'm I'm so excited for our partnership. That's a fail, by the way, because I'm because I'm the guy who makes the promotions. Get on the air right now. You're contagious energy, professionalism and clear passion for what you do comes to my speakers every day. And I kind not think of a team of experts to better align our our brand with great partnership. They're really good to deal with. They really They sent that box immediately for us. They want to make it, says another one. Another call coming into my phone. Get it on the mike, Get it on my Varish six tone. Bullshit, Hold on to Varish six though, get them on there. Hello, I'm sorry, what pre qualification? Oh my student loan monthly payment and possibly push for giveness on your student loan. I don't have any of those success. Your eligibility will be revoked. Hear from you within the next we have to call that you will no longer be offered any of these programs for the remainder of your Wow. Is it push one to to speak to one specialist? Now push to push too? They're going to charge me a thousand dollars push too for your student loan. That you don't have talk to them or I'll talk to them. They can't hear me you talk. They hung up on me because you didn't say hello. I wonder, I wonder if they're gonna they must call every single person and figure about your student loan and figure. I wonder if I just got charged five for for speaking pushing to pushing to you? Sure about that? Yeah? I don't know, man. I feel like I just called fucking Zimbabwe. I swear to God that call was packed through to Zimbabwe and I just got charged for it. That's the scam right there. No money came out of my account, I guarantee it. I gotta call the phone company I gotzon No, that's how they get you. They the phone dial is another number. No it didn't. I don't know. Man, that was sketchy. Why they hang up on me? Then I didn't even say hello he hung up. Do you think you got? You got countrified whatever I got? But but yeah, I look at the calorade d it came up as to Vari's six though, now you have any name to Varius or six dough no whatever. Anyway, So going back to that final party sitting line of the email, Um, they wanted to They wanted us to have fun with this stuff and celebrate the year kicking off things with the super Ball that regardless of who winner loses, we all share in the fun of this angle. You should say win or wins. No, this is proper, okay, okay uh and then please enjoy the goodies. Yeah, so they sent up a box like football's foam fingers everything. I got plates for both teams cops with the logo on the official Super Bowl logo. Because it is anyway, this is not U U was doing a jingle. It's not like the jingle. This is telling a story about how he ignored me. I was trying to read my emails. My emails were great. If it didn't get me in trouble with the company. I would read them on this podcast, but I can't anyway. So so not only to apologize because it won't be won't be hard felt. I'm not feeling hard felt apology here. I'm already forgetting what I'm supposed to apologize to you for for blowing I was telling my story. By the way, yesterday was my birthday and Elvis durant show account put up a nice happy birthday for me, so did he whe hundred New York. And people wrote some really unbelievable things about me and the birthday, and I'm gonna read some of them a minute. Did you not know that you were cared for? Um? You know what UM? I have to say? Sometimes you know, you know, people like the podcast or they like what you do or whatever. But people wrote some things that I was really humbled by. But the point of what I'm gonna go here, what I was talking about, is if if it's my Instagram account right well, my Twitter and you comment, I'll see it because I'll get a notification someone commented on my picture. However, if Elvis Duranchow or a local ZE one hundred New York or any of other affiliates post a picture and say happy birthday at David Brodie. If you just write happy birthday David Brodie, I'm not gonna see that. You have to ad happy birthday at David Brodie. So I had get a notification. If you start going happy birthday, have a great day, I'm not seeing that because I didn't post the picture. So I feel bad. So you have to go troll the other accounts to kind of get which I had to, which I had to do. I had all the accounts to go looking for people that wrote nice things because they didn't take the wondering why they didn't come directly to you. Well know, if you're going to comment on a picture that I didn't post, then you have to go out posted a recent picture on your own account in five days. Then it's gonna look weird for them to post on your most recent pictures. Some did, some wished me happy birthday and yeah, because well then you have to post. My point is you have to post are on your own I know why they. I know I'm not gonna go, hey, it's my birthday, here's my picture. I know I know why they. I know why these people commented on the other accounts. What I'm saying is I don't want to miss I want you know me, I replied to everybody, or at the very least on Instagram. I like every post, right, so I don't want to not acknowledge you. I don't want to miss your comments. I'm not complaining, I'm apologizing. I'm explaining that if you're gonna say happy birthday, if you don't add David Brody, I'm not gonna get an alert. I'm not gonna see it. That's what I'm saying. That's all right, alright, fine, that's all I'm saying. That was that note I wrote to myself. Uh and my birthday is coming up too, on Super Bowl Sunday. My birthday is the February, February three. We are a few days apart, you and I and the two of us yep, me and very close to the Super Bowl. Used to occasionally be on my birthday on January. But the Cleveland Browns, well, if I go back one step, because the Baltimore Ravens, the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore became the Ravens. Right then a few years later, the league was like, no, Cleveland did have a football team, so they gave the Cleveland Browns a football team. But because there were thirty one teams at that point, there was always a team that didn't play, so there was always an extra week there was, right, there was a bye week. So they created what's called a bye week where some teams don't play. So that made the season seventeen weeks. Then they added to Houston Texans to even the league out. But they were like, wait a minute, we liked this bye week and getting this whole history here, so they first they tried doing two bye weeks. It made it an eighteen week season. Like that, I can't keep track of this. And then they made it one week. So now that's why, like every team has off. But they realized, wait a minute, we can get seventeen weeks of football on the weekends and an extra week, so they moved to the Super Bowl, got moved an extra week, so now it's in the februaries and not January thirtieth anymore. I used to get football cake when I was a kid, you know my birthday. Now that it falls on my birthday, I loved it as a kid. As an adult, i'd be pissed my problem is I'm always doing my dr fatlos during that time, and on my birthday, I never get to hold on hit the jingle, bitch, and I can't you just say you're on the diet. I can't eat anything. So so my birthday is gonna be at a at a very festive, high energy Super Bowl party with free stuff from Party City hopefully. Well, now I know, I'm going to the rooftop of Pier seventeen. Hit the jingle. You can't do that. People could come and see me though, if they want, they could buy tickets. You would be humble and say, listen, so you celebrate my birthday with me as you as you all eat free food and drinks, and I can't have any of it on my birthday on Super Bowl Sunday. Do you know how amplified on the rooftop in the cold. No. No, they have big huge, So I don't know. I don't even know how what I'm gonna do. They're big huge, They're they're huge, large, gargant You in big Huge is like under the Big Top, the Big Top, tremendous circus. You have a shirt that actually says department Ever done, Department, That's what big huge is a big huge. But if you think about it, Brodie, do you want Are you gonna come? Though I really want to invite you, don't told you I can't come. Super Bowl Sunday is my birthday anyway, they're having a huge party and I don't know. I personally would like to say that. Also my beautiful wife's birthday, so happy birthday to her as well on February three. Um go and do someone used jokes? I think we should after all, right, so before it gets unused jokes. When we were talking about Super Bowl earlier, what are your picks? I mean, we're not on a sports themed podcast, but I want to know, and don't go into crazy detail and give me stats. I just want to know Rams Patriots and by how many? Now you know the last time the Rams were in the Super Bowl they lost to the Patriots. That was Tom Brady's first win. Yes, the teams in the complexion of change. I don't go by anything. No, no, no no, no, I know it doesn't matter. I'm not I'm not saying for the history. I'm just saying the reason I'm telling that story. Number one, it's a coincidence, It's not ironic. Coincidence. Number two is that the Los Angeles St. Louis Rams at the time they moved to St. Louis, they moved back to St. Louis, Rams were the greatest show on turf. Hurt Warner, great wide receivers, Marshall falk and by the way, Marshall falk In the dominated the whole year. Kurt Warner came out of nowhere. They were super team amazing. Came back the next year in two thousand two, one season and dominated went to the Super Bowl, heavy favorites. Tom Brady was in his first season. I think our second my first season. It could have been a second season. Doesn't matter, don't tweat me anyway. So Brady leads them down the field the end of the game, beats them, like, oh my god, he beat the Rams. The Rams were fantastic. My point is you never know, yeah because teams. No, no no, no, I'm not comparing him to those teams. I'm using an example of the expression in football any given something. My point was not because it's the same teams. It just reminds me that the better team didn't win, the better comeback team, the better team that got hot scored at the right time. They scored last, and they usually say that defense has win super Bowls usually, but not all the time all the time. I honestly think the Rams are gonna pull this one out. Now here's the thing about the Rams. They were thirteen and three. I think they had this. They were tied for the best record with the Saints. I don't want to get into the wholes blown call thing. I get it. The Rams are down one of their wide receivers, Cooper Cup out for the year, and their superstar running back Todd Gurley. By the way, he's so good that having the last name Girle is not a problem. That's how he's like, Oh Todd Gurley, Hey Girly. Nope, he's fantastic. Leave him alone. He's got a bumny. He's been a gimpy for like because I don't on my fantasy football team. He has not been great the last six weeks. Maybe so he's their backup running back C. J. Anderson, who was on the scrap heap from Denver resurgent. He's he's killing it. So if they can get their running game going and and play like professionals, I think they're a better team on paper. My problem is Jared Goff is only in his third or fourth season. Don't tweet me and you're up against Tom Brady. I know it's not one guy against the other. It's a team. I get it. But when you are a younger quarterback without Super Bowl experience with the lights and the crowds and the press and the media and weeks of interviews in the whole shebang and halftime show and every thing, it's sometimes not in Tom Brady's case, harder to stay focused to not lose it. You know, I don't know what Jared Goff is made of in terms of that. So on paper, the Rams are I think are a better overall offense and defense. There Dave Aaron Donald, Uh, he's a defensive player for the Rams. If he's on Sunday, he's playing hard. Brady's been on his back a whole lot. Good is that Guy's fantastic? So what do you what? You? What do you think? Because I think the Rams edge out the Patriots by one point, I think they win. I think if the Rams go up a couple of see see the Patriots come back all the time. They come down from halftime and they come back, not not with a great defense like the Rams. They might not. They could stop the running game. They could stop. Here's the mistake that young coaches make, and the Rams are young team with a young head coach. If you get a lead on the Patriots and you start playing defense where you're like, oh, we'll just play prevent defense, were you're like, oh, we're up by two, two three scores were good, You're fucked. You gotta put your pedal down and keep going. When the Patriots get a lead and you're like, oh, you know what, they should just kick a field goal. They're up by so many points, Patriots go, no, that, keep scoring. Crush them, crush the crush them, you never know, crush them. I think if the Rams get a lead, they have to stay on offense, keep passing, don't try to run the clock out, keep trying to score. Do what you do all year. I think they have a shot. I just as much as I hate the Patriots, man, the coaching staff is so prepared, the team is so prepared. Brady is is ice water. And I give all the credit to the Eagles man for winning last year. Was amazing. I don't do the score ship. Come on, do it with me, you bitch. I think it strikes me as more of a thirty eight thirty one kind of game. Yeah, I just think this. I don't know, bro You're so wishy washy, you're so adamant about everything else. I think if the Rams prediction, I think if the Rams score thirty five thirty eight points, they win. That's what I'm looking for. I think they need enough points to get away from Tom Brady. That's my that's my thing, all right. So we deliver punch lines to the show. Usually it's David Brodie because I'm too busy to do do other things. That's not right and having this one a lot of times, I think I had one of two, and we pretty much we don't pretty much know. We know we do. We give them and then sometimes they get rejected back in our face and they don't want to use them on the air. So this is the second to call unused punch lines of I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a product endorsement for Scary, but he's not doing it, and it's no jingle needed. Scary as an appearance today thirty first of January at a place called Liquor and Wine. Yes, Sight Liquor and wine, liquor and wine and war doesn't matter. But the name of the place is liquor and wine. So I said, liquor and wine sounds like one of scary dates. Which, by the way, why wouldn't heed That was a funny joke, right, I'll even give you that. That's hilarious. That was clever. That's the name material. Danielle on Our show does our Entertainment Reports is talking about Frozen two. They're filming Frozen two now all over the country. It's like forty degrees below zero. So I said, what do you need to go film Frozen two? For go outside with a cell phone and just start filming. Everybody's frozen. No. We had a guy call up an Indian gentleman and his name. They put it up phonetically and Elvis says to Diamond, our phone producer, what's his name? And she says a perva? Right, So Gandhi says, Gandhi on our show, whose Indian says, Oh, a perva sounds Indian? I said, a perva sounds like scary. I didn't do it. Um. We did a story. We did a story about um Oh. Gandhi did a story about people who were caught having in a in a biva. It's spelled Abiza but pronounced I think ava. Okay, that Pete. There's like sand dunes. There was some party and I'm on famous people. I don't remember the details, but they were having sex in the dunes. I said, Oh, that gives new meaning to the term dune buggying. I didn't get to it. I have one real question. We didn't slip one in. I slip one in. Slip one in there? You know what you know? If you know what I mean, I don't. So they're having a Doctor pimple Popper super Bowl marathon, so you could. So we're going through a list of foods you could serve at your party if you're watching the Dr pimple Popper marathon. I wrote something for that. Yeah and yeah, I said, oh you serve baked zity. That's all I got for you right here, Hallopeeno pimple poppers. So I wrote, and I think, I said, uh, what do you call those the cream pies? What are those? Uh? That's a video that's a video of another kind that's allow cream pie. Look that up. Look that up on your Okay, Urban dictionary will have your cream pie or your porn hub. I guess I don't know the website for pornhub because I don't go there. No, all right, you talking about don't at me? All right? Uh So today a story came out that there was a huge car fire at Newark Airport. No one was injured. I'm not making funnybody be injured. But I said, oh, here's a report of what cars were on fire at Newark Airport. A Pontiac Fierro, a sun fire, a fuego, and a firebird. Okay, alright? Uh And then this was my favorite, speaking of fire, that the joke we didn't get to um Ed Sheeran's house quote on fire last week. Not a joke, nothing funny about it. But I said, oh, it's nothing to worry about. He's got a lego house. I love that. I love song references. The lego house should so I mean the plastical milt but you can rebuild it easy enough. We didn't get to that. I have a couple of things. I have a stunning admission, which I didn't know. Stunning admission, all right, and we should read some emails, and then I got something to complain about, and then we gotta go okay, uh, this is something that well, first of all, just all right, I'll save this one. You say you have an admissioning stunning admission. You're gonna admit something. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna say these two things for next week, and yeah, you're gonna you're gonna admit to something. I'm gonna admit to something that no one knows about. The act that I committed, which was a positive act. No, no no, this was a this is something that we I did for the show, for or for someone on the show, a personal favor um everybody knows about. And I was like, oh, scary, that's nice. But the way I went about it was a little sketchy. Alright, but that's okay. But I'll come clean. I'll come clean on the podcast nex week. Remind me. Yeah, let's look, do you want to you want to? I want to read some birthday tweets and post on Instagram. But by the way, that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail Loud. A couple of people coincidentally d m me this week and said they hate that freaking email stager, the A O. L part, And you've got It's like years old classics. You know, I don't know about to throw away. I think all tell us what's going on in our letters and tomatoes department. Uh So, last ride at massage one mm e z z A g one. Happy birthday at David Brody. I hope you got your free dessert. As a matter of fact, I did. We went to a habachi place last night, and you know he sits around the bachi table. So there was another guy and his family and it was his birthday. So for his birthday, they brought out a big cake with candles and they sang Happy Birthday to him, which was fine because I was right next like a couple of seats away. And so he he had this giant cake. Well, he and his three family members, the three of them total, he and his two family members. They couldn't eat the hull cake. They offered it to my family. So we had three desserts. Had the complaint or anything I got. We did that wanted the sugar factory where they gave us like the kitchen sink, which is like like seventeen thousand groups of ice cream with every piece of candy and known the man in it. And um, it was just me and a buddy of mine and they gave us one. I'm like, um, I can't even eat like attented this, So we actually took some on our plate and we gave it to the neighboring tables because they had five kids with them. The thing is that the parents were so fucking pissed because they just ordered their dinner and all of a sudden, this giant fucking tub of ice cream arrives on their table and and the parents are like, you know what, screw it today, We'll eat dessert first and then dinner later. Oh can I tell you how botchy story? Because you know I get side tracked now. You hate because you feel like, God, do we know this? This is one of our episodes you hate a botchi. One of the things you hate is they do the same tricks, the onion tower and the stale. They throw food around like it's cheek. So the guy last night get your food unevenly last night did not do the catching the egg on the batchula thing. He didn't do the shrimp in the hat. Yeah, he barely did the onion lava volcano thing. Here's what he did, all right, It was new and I thought of you, So he makes a mountain of white rice, okay. And he puts scoop on top of scoop on top of scoop, and and he flattens the bottom out so it stands up. He takes two scallions and he makes eyes. He takes them and puts where the eyes. Hold on because you've seen it, no, because of what you're describing. Hold on. And he takes a carrot and he puts the carrot. He makes a mouth with his spatula, and he goes. He starts singing, let it go, Let it go. He goes frozen, frozen, like, oh that's funny. That's then he knocks the carrot out of the mouth. He takes an egg, he slaps the egg on top, and he goes a lady guy got rara ra ra, And it sort of looked like a lady I got. I got the joke. It's a new ship. That is we usually it's the same seven tricks, okay, but here's where it went wrong. I'll tell you where we're wrong. Where you got your fucking rice. And then five five hours later the strip comes out. And then three hours later, I want all my food on my plate. At the same time, I don't want to eat and fucking spurts. I don't want to eat vegetables, and then they're done, and then two minutes shows up. That's what I hate about, by the way, eating, continuous eating and spurts. Looked that up on Urban dictionary dot com. It's the same thing as cream pie, all right. So here you know me. I'm sitting there, going now. It's a mountain of rice. It's enough rice for the four or five, six, the ten people. Just call me carbb Okay, there's enough rice for ten people. Don't get that off. Enough ready with that, there's enough rice for ten people. So he takes the rice, the big white tower of rice, the big right, and he MUSHes it down, and he puts sauce all over it, and he puts the garlic in the butter, and he's making fried rice. The whole grill is fried rice. I'm sitting there and gone, I know it's gonna happen. Don't try to guess. I'm sitting I'm going. The odds are against me. There's no way it's gonna happen. There's enough rice there for ten people, so the odds ten to one. He's mixing it mixing and stirring it with dispatchl and he's he's putting butter and more garlic. I'm like, and I love the fried rice. There, I'm I'll tell you it's a rang. A range is a chain of restaurants, a lot of sponsor. I love their habachi. They're all over New Jersey and maybe have other places. All right, So he goes a fire rice. Everybody fired rice, and he gives you the round bowl and he spatchels. He goes and he gives you two big spatchelor is in this bowl overflowing. Wow. Oh it's heaven. And you know, like you ever watched three Card Monty, we gotta find the red card. Find the red card, find the red card. But he's moving around so fast you can't find the red card. I lost track of the scallions that were the two eyes in the old off. Oh no, I lost track. But I'm going there's ten people here, right, What are the odds it's gonna come to my plate? So I I take my daughter, says, can I have some fried rice to go? Sure? And I put a little hot plate and there they are. I got both of the scallions in my fight line. Now one, but two, both of them. There was only two scallions in the rice. You know what life did this to you? You got fun by great something. There's a power, yes, a bigger power, said I'm gonna fuck David Brodie's night over. It's like he's getting both these. If this was a roulette wheel and it was like one of the squares was green seven because you know greens for scallions. If I if I put my money there, it would hit it. How did you get both of them? It's okay, both of them and they he split them up. He's he cut the thing in half and he flipped it and twisted. Awesome. It's not awesome. I just went want, want, want, wah um, but I love the botch. I got more email to read all go for it. I got an email too, alright, so from just Just Mills or just Just Mills at the Just Mills Happy Birthday at David Brody and then quotes he wrote, son of a Bitch hit the jingle, so I love that, love that. Um let me get one here. Jonathan Whitney wrote to us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Hey fellas, I grew up west to Seattle, so alternative rock and grunge I've always been a large part of music are repertoire. Today, while listening to my local alt one oh five point three Daughter by Pearl Jam came on. Without even knowing it. When the chorus broke, I started singing listening Order and the Brooking Boys, and then once I noticed, I laughed hysterically and it got weird. I got weird looks from fellow drivers. It's safe to say your message has been received on my end. I've always listened in order anyway, Thanks for everything that's from JP. And if you're wondering what he's talking about, it's this listen order you need to man, I wonder if we've ruined the Beastie Boys song No Sleep Till Brooklyn for anybody. We must have. But you have that email you forwarded me from that person who wanted to Yeah, we can't talk about it because it's a surprised So I got this email, this tweet from Daniel Silberberg Berg who who who is on Twitter at Daniels Daniel S. Silberg about him? Now? Silverberg three is Daniel S. Silverberg's You know it's Daniel Silberberg Berbie from the Suburbs. I don't know, but he spells his Twitter name differently his real name. Anyway, I love you, Daniel. You need to put a profile picture. I don't. I don't trust anyone without profile picture, like it's just something, not just silhouette. All right, Yeah, happy birthday. Don't tell anybody. I'm going to tell people that have to. Don't tell anybody, but you are actually my favorite person on the show. After seventy episodes of Brooklyn Boys, I can spot your jokes on All Away. Can't wait to hear how at Scary Jones funked up your birthday in some way on the next episode of He Knows. Lots of very nice compliments from Ben At, Paul Tampa Guy, Tall Tampa Guy. Um, let's say, oh, very nice from Reese's pieces. You know who she is. Oh, here's one, um a lot of slices. This one comes to us from Highway Explore, h w Y Explore. They they has a picture here of spiked seltzer and what it is is only five carbs, not a sponsor gluten free and it's seltzer with six percent alcohol by volumes Seltzer. I don't even know her and they wrote alcohol fart water hashtag fart water. It's very healthy for you. Yeah. I wonder if I read this the next time. Oh, Dave Messito wants me to help him out with a problem. I got a lot of problems over the last week of a customer service issues. Get to one right now, No, I got one more? Hold on? Hold on? Is a free desert. A lot of people. Oh, I hope your free dessert. A lot of free dessert. A lot of free dessert. Uh, Jennifer, yee. Have we had foneful day free dessert? No? Just in general, thank you all for you well wishes and you're free to wishes. Now what do you what are over? Because I see I see a rant in hand. I made some notes here because there was a lot of ship going on. You're talking about something going on with Chinese food on Christmas Christmas Day. I love how you you You bottle up all this energy and you save it. I was this was this was so this is like holding your fart on a plane. So I want you to know that there's there's a learning there's a there's a there's a learning tip in here. There's a something you need to learn and know as part of my rant. I'm sure you're aware of it, but you don't think about it. But you're like, wait a minute, that makes total sense. And nobody knew. This didn't make any sense to me. All right, Christmas Eve. Now you know I'm Jewish. We don't go to church, obviously we do. We do a movie and Chinese food. That's what we do because the movie theaters empty and the Chinese restaurants are open pretty much that it's a stereotypical. So last year we went to Chinese restaurant A and they had a line out the door, huge line. I waited two and a half hours for a table. Already, there's a mistake because you went to restaurant B, which you didn't have any experience with. No, no, no, I went to restaurant A. So this here, I said, you know what, we're gonna take out the food. I'm gonna call a day early order my food and be golden about it. I called the day before and they say, sorry, we can't take your wad a day early. Go what give my credit card? I'll pay for everything. I can't do it. This said called tomorrow tomorrow. I said, Christmas, it's gonna be it's gonna be Mayhem. So the guy says, no, I'll be fine. Call you'll be fine. So I call on Christmas Day and the guy the guy says to me, sounds like a young guy. He says, uh stop, that was scary Jones. So he says, all right, it'll be forty minutes I go. Do you mean an hour right Christmas? Not forty minutes from now? I said, you know what I said, I'm gonna wait an hour before I go, because forty minutes it's not accurate. I get there and I posted a picture on Instagram of the place. The line is out the door into the parking lot all Jews. Of course you live in the primarily Jewish area. Well, this is no, I don't. This is I went to another town. It's a place that I was, another town, a couple of towns over. I wanted the Chinese. There's a lot of doctors and dentists there that town that you're talking about. I know that, really what you don't even know the town. There have no idea where I went. You're making a joke that old Jews, and which is not an insult, by the way, it's quite a compliment stereotyping. All right, next you'll say old Jews like Chinese food. I'll give you that one. All right, to the places, mob lines out the door, down the steps. I scooched my way to the front of the door. So the way the works is, there's out of the parking lot. There's three steps, a door, a long hallway full of people, and then a door into the restaurant. God, so I get through the long hallway. Excuse me, all my wife's up to I gotta get my you know, I gotta get the whole thing. Okay. So I get to just by the door, and then a guy holding the door open because that's where he is in line. He's in the parking line where if you don't hold the door, you're gonna be in the door. So he's holding the door open. There's people in front of him online like maybe seven or eight people ahead of him. At the register. These are people waiting for a table. They're waiting to put their name down to get a table. Okay, So they don't haven't even they don't have a reservation or anything they have. They just approaching the front stand just to put their name on a waiting Now I know that the side of the counter as we get you pick up orders. Of course. So there's like the guy in the doorway, big guy, we'll call him Mark. I said, he, excuse me, can I get past you. I'm gonna pick up my food take to go order. And he says, well, I'm waiting for to go order also, And I go, well, you're waiting on the register line. So I said, I'm going to pick up order. He goes, well, then wait behind me the pickup line. So I said, no, no, that's not how the pick up line works. I said, my order could be ready before yours. You don't know what I ordered. Yeah, that's bullshit, dud. He doesn't go in order like that. It goes by when the food is right. So I say, go up, here's not I don't want to cut the line. You don't want to cut the line. It's Christmas. It's all men for himself. Cut the line. That's not even the right line. Isn't no, no no, no, this is where I am in line. I go, but the pickup orders on the side, Well, there's people in line for that too. This motherfucker blocked you from getting by and doing what I said. Listen, Mark. I don't know his name. Is it. If you don't move, I'm going past you to see if my foote is ready. He goes, no, we we're waiting in line. They go, excuse me, you don't wait in line for your pickup order. You go to the counter, you ask if your food is ready. I had to convince him. Yeah. I spent like four minutes going no, no, no. I had asked other people here at the mercy of the place that I giving out the food I might have ordered four hours ago. Mark, you don't know when my food is ready. Nobody's got to go before you, right, He goes, I got here first. That's how pickup order works, dumbass, Mark. So I go go. You need to go, Mark, My family is hungry. I go go in and ask if your photo is ready. I said, I don't know what kind of jew needs to be convinced to get Chinese food on Christmas Day? What kind of you? So he goes he didn't want to move. Uh, So he says, uh, I find let's go. So I'm walking past the line by the cash register to go around to the side with it to go orders are. This is when the real problem starts. Some blonde girl. Okay, we'll call her Rebecca. Why not Regina because that's not a Jewish name. Typically, don't tweet me if you're a jew named Regina. And by the way, by the way, last week, I said, if you're a Carlos from the Philippines or you know one, don't tweet me. I get someone, I said, don't you know? I get it now. Look, I know when I say don't tweet, I mean don't m me dining. I get a d M saying just so you know, the Philippines used to be owned by Spain or whatever. I was like, God, I said, don't treat me. I don't. I get it, Like it's not that important you have to give I know, the Philippie. I get it. I it wasn't really my point. I was making fun of the telemarketer who told me his name is Carlos whatever. All right, So she says, she she's so, she's like I say, it's a teenager, early twenties at the latest, she says. She says to the people behind the register, Hey, I was here before these people are cutting the line. I ordered my food to go and I ordered I'm here before them again. I say to horror, excuse me, you don't wait in line to pick up it, to go order. When they call your name. They call your name, either your food's ready or it isn't. I'm not going in front of you. I'm going to see if my food is ready. I'm not sure why you haven't already. You know your food's not done. I don't know why you haven't asked him if your food's writing. Since you're here longer than me, I said, did you ask if your food's ready? No, I'm waiting online. I go, well, that's poo poo on you. You don't wait a line. You wait till you go. You wait behind the person in front of you. They give their name, you move to the side. I went up and I asked if my food is ready, and she jumped in front and again she said I was here before him. So I said, then ask if your food is ready. You've been here forty minutes according to you, which she said, and you haven't asked if your food is ready. That's your problem. You're standing there. She's waiting for them to call her name. They don't know she's there. She didn't check in the ditch bag, didn't even leave her phone number because they call you by your phone number, because they go, what's your phone number? She goes, I didn't leave a phone number. I just I just called my order and I said, in her name. So she gives her name, which by the way, was not Rebecca. But I'm saying it's Rebecca because I don't want to give a real name in case she knows the Chinese food restaurant someone they may have recognized me. Yeah, I'm big celebrity. So then I say, is my food ready? I gave them my phone number. They said no, and asked if they knew how. I said, how much longer will it be? They said no idea, So I said, look, I knew you were crazy busy. I'm not upset it. But I called and I spoke to a young guy and he said forty minutes on the phone, and I said, it's gonna be at least an hour, isn't it. I don't mind, just tell me And she says, oh yeah, um that she points to the kid. He's like twelve thirteen years old. So she killed labor. So she says oh. She says, yeah, he must be a family member. She goes, oh, yeah, that's what we told the kid to tell people. So I said, so tell him. She just that's just nothing we can do. We told him to say forty minutes. Nothing you can do. Tell him to say an hour. I don't understand you're telling me you told him to say forty minutes. Tell him to say an hour and twenty. So she goes, why, never mind, never mind. So the woman asked my credit card so I can pay for my order. Right at this point, the blonde says, wait a minute. I ordered before him, take my credit card. I looked at it and said, you have no idea that you called before me. You don't know what I called. He's trying to claim she called before me, you called, I said, in fact, I ordered yesterday. I said, I ordered what I ordered. And since they can't find your food because you didn't give a phone number, you need to relax, I said, I said, I'm just paying for my food. It isn't ready yet. What do you care if I pay for it or not? So then she so, So she goes, she goes, like, do one of those just can you check again for mine? And they're like your food and a ready, You're it's not right, That's what they said, I'm just repeating what they said. Is that sounded exactly how they sounded, because I think that they would have sounded made perfect sense, and they sound and have perfect English express so as luck would have it, as luck, that is how they sounded. Yes, I wouldn't have done it that way. If that's the how she sounds. Okay, I'll give you the phone and you can call her. All fair off this podcast, so as luck would have My food comes up first. I look at her and I say, she gives me a look like. I turned to Mark, I go goodbye. I turned to hard to go married Jewish Christmas? Right, and I said, so I know. I said something to her just for me. No one got the jokes. She had no idea what he was talking about. I looked at I said, marry Jewish Christmas. I said, enjoy waiting for your food, and while you're waiting, try the grape soda. I laughed, even though she had no idea what I was talking about. An inside joke. Then it took me no joke. It took me almost four and a half minutes to get out because the people wouldn't let me out. I had two bags of food, I couldn't get out of the rest and said this once, I said it again, I'll say it. I'll keep saying that you're a glutton for punishment going to get Chinese food on this day the word okay. So now I get to the doorway where I first met Mark, and there's a very large woman blocking the door. I excuse me, I'm trying to get out. Well, I'm waiting for my food. We were all we ordered food, so I said, So I said, I'm sorry, Margot, I'm assuming that's your name. She says what I said, I want to go home, So you're going to have to move. Well, I don't want to miss my spot in line, she said to me. I said, excuse me, sir, are you with this woman? Yes? I said, could you please move a little to the right so she can move a little to the right so I can go home to my family, So he said, So she goes, I guess I'll have to move. So fuck you Margot, fuck you Rebecca, and fuck you Mark. And lesson learned here is when you're going to get your pickup order, you don't have to wait line. You just go and give your name. Did you play my jingle once? That whole time, I was waiting for the time to play it. A son of us here, I've been sitting here. You are the worst. I never played my jingle. I don't have to have a jingle. Yes, Mr. Where I was raised, that's right. Brooklyn daw Boys Rock Brooklyn, Brooklyn naw Boys Rock Brooklyn.