#298: Have You Seen The Mushroom Man?

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start.

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Speaker 2: Up, dot dot up.

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Speaker 1: They making noise, dot up, start up, dot up.

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Speaker 2: Episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah we returned, then we leave. Yeah, yeah, we left our posts. You don't sit in front of your your computer and your studio equipment all this time, right I do. I just sit here waiting for you to sign on. We just we. We don't move. We're mannequins. And then when you go to you go to work. I just sit here and wait for you to come home. So when I turn off the screen and I leave you, You're just sitting there with your brook I'm just sitting here with your Brooklyn Boys logos behind you and wait, waiting till the next time we podcast. Yeah. Well, occasionally run out and get bad customer service, and then I will go on my phone and write, hey, I songs about you. By the way, the return of the AI Songs this episode. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. Ah. If we've got pop, we've got slow pop, we've got rock, and this week we've got prog rock. Prog rock. Yeah, progressive rock. Oh, I thought it's rock from the City of Prague. No not progue with a pr A A g u E. No, oh, prog rock, it's the planet rock. Don't stay no progue progressive rock awesome. I cannot wait. And I changed the lyrics slightly towards the last few. Slightly all right, I know you het when they're exactly so excited it's your new toy. Oh my god, you know what's great? Where was this in the nineties, I don't know. I had to write am the old fashioned way. So I wrote, uh, six songs I think on Wednesday night because we were supposed to podcast on Thursday and then scary uh, and I couldn't podcast yesterday at the last minute, So my I have haven't when the account I logged in for only gives you a certain amount of songs per day, so having the extra day like a reset, I get more songs. So I wrote more songs.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: So it actually would have been better off had we podcasted when we said we were going to, because we'd have less songs, better for you. Yeah, I know every one of these songs is just trashing me. I wouldn't say this one trashes you as much as it it tells your story. We all do have a story. To tell, don't we don't we? Oh, I've got plenty of stories to tell. Same. I've got a story about an old lady. I remembered all the stories I was going to tell last week. I've been on Slice time that I said I would save for this week. So I'm excited. All right. I got to talk about how I I bumped Jessica Simpson and Katy Perry from the Morning show and I didn't. It wasn't on the I wasn't on the phone with their people. I was on the phone with them, Katy Perry begging me to come on the show and be saying, no, you kid it. This was a while ago, I mean obviously, right, it was. This was during when when did her Lion album come out? You can hear me roar? When did Roor come warr? Was that two thousand and four? No, it was after two thousand and eight. Really, Katy Perry, she came out originally like the early two thousands. Yeah, but Roor came out twenty thirteen. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Well I know what it was because I know it's studios we were in and we were in the the Tribeca Studios, which we didn't move into till two thousand and eight. Yeah, two thousand and eight. Okay, So so it was twenty thirteen when I gave it the old bump Rooney. She was already a big star, oh yeah, and a friend of the show. So what happened? Oh tell you now. I'll tell the Jessica Simpsons story second, because chronologically, Jessica Simpson was like, mad, we're talking about this right now. Okay. So Katy Perry was doing a world tour of radio stations with her album release, and she had a tour bus with it was gold with lions on it and said raw on it, you know, and it was parked outside our building at some point. But she was supposed to be on the show. Let's say she was supposed to be on the show seven thirty, seven forty. She didn't show up, no phone call, her people didn't call. Then her people called it like seven forty and said, oh oh, or she's coming from the hotel up town. She had to take a little longer to.

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Speaker 4: Do her hair.

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Speaker 2: She'll be there in a few minutes. Well, a few minutes turned into like a half hour. It was after eight o'clock. It was like eight twenty eight to thirty. It was almost an hour. And you know, we have a show to run, we have a time schedule. Yeah, we're alive in the morning, right. So Elvis said, you know that's it. We you know, Brody. When they call again, just tell him we can't it's too late. We'll have to reschedule. And that was the day of the song coming out. It was like a big deal to it was the release date. So her people called again. They're like, listen, we'll be there in a little while. I said, yeah, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You're you're almost an hour late. We have we have to bump you. You told us what you would be ten minutes late, then you told us twenty minutes late. You said you'll be our block away, and now it's an hour. You know you're not here yet. No, look out the window. We're here. And you looked out the window and there's a giant tour bus. Like you took a giant tour bus from Midtown. You thought you'd get here quickly in Manhattan. Yeah, no, during during rush hour. No, I said, so listen, this is I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. We've already moved on. We have another guest schedule, we have other things. Katy Perry gets on the phone, just who's this since David Brode is Brodie? You know me? Come on? I said, Katie, you know I love you, but I'm gonna have to bump you from that. I can't have you on. I I'll come right up. I can't. So She's like, I no, I I nothing, you can do.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Then remember she came upstairs. She came up and I had to tell into her face, you can't. You can't go in the studio, you can't come on, and we can't do it. We just went to commercial. It's almost nine o'clock now at this point, and we get off at ten East Coast time. So yeah, I had to bump Katy Perry. That was not fun for me. You're bumping Jessica Simpson was fun, Yeah, because they lied and the mom lied to me. Then she lied to me. They lied about the plane being late. I checked, the plane wasn't late. They told me that the plane just landed. See, there was a lot less accountability back then because social media wasn't as prevalent, so, you know, and it's not like people would have eyewitnesses that could like kind of have those gotcha moments. Now it's like you can't pick a shit without people knowing, you know, I mean people a lot of I don't remember what social media was around in two thousand and son, I mean my Facebook, MySpace and Facebook. But but the thing is now, it's like so up to the minute, and everyone's got a camera, everyone's got something, right, Like nobody filmed you somewhere, so that moment. Yeah, there's a surveillance, there's all kinds of stuff. There's there's ring cameras, there's whatever. But yeah, you know, back then you could tell the white lies and get away with it. Not so much anymore.

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So Jessica Simpson back in two thousand and two, two thousand, Yeah, it was a six maybe two thousand and five, whatever it was. She was still relative, but she wasn't as big like did Nick Lachey TV show, whatever it was. She was still popular enough that we were gonna have her on. So and then the record label said she was doing her hair in the hotel. Then she and her mother called and said they were at the airport. The plane was late. Like none of the stories matched. Yeah, and then Jessica got on the phone with me and she's like, listen, I you know the plane was late. I'm like, listen, your record label already called and said you overslept, and now you're doing your hair like you can't figure it out what your record label. You guys aren't telling the same story.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I'm sorry, I can't. I can't have you on. I feel bad. I didn't really feel bad because they were just lying, like it's your job to get up in the morning. Get up. You're the one making the money, right, we're doing the favor. We're putting you on, We're giving you. It's a win win. I still, at the end of the day, they get the bigger win. It's still you know, you're not gonna be late for the Today Show. They get the bigger win. They go on a radio station back when people bought records and they want to sell records. Get up and come in on to the right. But the thing is there was always this radio is like an afterthought. I always felt I always yes, even back then, I always felt like that. I feel like nobody right compared to television, nobody's going to be late for a live television interview. We were live radio, real live radio. So what's the difference other than the fact that you're being heard and not seen, you know, the fact that we that we would play the whole song the TV station wouldn't. And a lot of the shows they went on, we had more people listening than the TV shows had people watching. Yeah, a lot of people don't understand that concept, but we had like ten times the amount of listeners. Then the Good Morning America had viewers in the morning. Yeah for that market, right, for the country, we might be equal. But anyway, but but uh yeah, because most people like well, on their way to work in traffic in the morning or school. Yeah, yeah, they're captive audiences, see, and now they feel like they can be late because they don't because a lot of times they're being recorded anyway, because because of podcasting. So it's like, oh, you know what, we'll just start the interview a little later. No, no, no, no, no, we're still live. We still do what we do in real time in four hours every morning, and we listen to the music, the commercials, we go through everything in real time and not there's not a lot that does that anymore. I mean, ever, most stuff is on a podcast is recorded at three o'clock in the afternoon. You could stop, start, you edit. There's no editing in live radio. You're there. It's Daniel curse. The other day we had to beep it out what she's talking about. She got she was yelling at Nate about something because Nate she called her Nate's bluff on something, and then Nate tried to defend himself and she goes, that's bullshit, and we hit the dump button. But we've gotten so comfortable and so used to each other that that was you know, we hit the dump button. But yeah, but the artist will do that a lot. Now, they'll curse, they'll just or or you know it happened. Speaking accidentally, speaking of well, you know the former president who's running again for president, he cursed on our show twice. He did have to double beef him, right. Trump used to call in every Monday in two thousand and two or three, when The Apprentice was really big and it was on Sunday nights. He would call every Monday. In mid two thousands, yeah, there was early two thousands. Yeah, he would call every Monday, and I would answer the phone and I would have to talk to his assistant, and then I think I told the story and I would say, I'm ready for mister Trump in like ten minutes, and she'd say, well, mister Trump doesn't stay on hold when you are thirty seconds away from going on the air. I'll transfer the call to him. And I would talk to Donald Trump on the phone every Monday, I don't know, almost the year. Maybe, so I've tell her some jokes run by by him. Oh, we talked about rebuilding the World Trade Towers once, we talked about some of his Uh, we talked a lot back then. There was a lot of a lot of downtime Brody. But by the way, Brody had the Brody was basically the guy who did Nate what Nate does today on our big show. So Brody was the guy who handled all the guests and all that stuff. Yeah. I spoke to President Obama when he was just Senator Obama and then and all again. And that's why I was the guy who told Katy Perry Cush couldn't come up to the show. But you were talking about cursing, and you guys were, by the way, got ripped today on Facebook. We did a I'm in a radio group, a radio broadcasting group away Facebook. What did they say about us? Well, you'll explain it, but let me tell the story and then you can explain it. You guys had a meltdown, a technical melt down this week. Oh yes, we did it right, and the proportion of it because this video of everything. Yeah, and Scotty freaked out. You freaked out. Nate told you to calm down. Scotty cursed, you were going like wacko wacko running around the studio. It turned out to be a major problem in the whole building. Yeah. Anyway, Scotty was like, my fuck it, my fucking mike doesn't work. I can't fucking hear anything. Yeah, you were like, holy shit, fucking Wheatstone. Weatstone is the equipment. Yeah yeah, Wheatstone, Right, what doesn't matter. So you guys were cursing now I know from looking at it. Yeah, you guys were in a commercial break, which means the computers were running, but you weren't on the air. Half of you weren't wearing headphone. We were we were recording our fifteen minute morning show podcast, right, which you do during the end of the morning show. Correct, the morning show was on the air, like running the phone tap and things were going on in the back right right nine twenty East Coast time. You hit the phone tap, and then while the phone tap, and then the song and the commercials and the song, you guys record the fifteen minute morning show because this was like a twenty minute break. We got it on the radio, right, So you guys cursed what you want on the air, right. Well, that footage ended up on this radio broadcasting page with all these radio people from nineteen seventy and they're like, oh, what classless individuals. You have to know that the mics are live. If there's a mic in the room, you have to assume it's on. How could they not know that? How could they be so comfortable? What an embarrassment. Someone's going to lose their job. And then Jeff Smith, our engineer, your engineer, chimes into the group and he's like, they were recording a podcast. Relax, they were nipping you guys, but being unprofessional. Oh, let me see if I could find what they were saying. I'd love to hear the comments. So so yeah, so basically, you know, I'm not going to bore everybody with what happened, but you know, there was a big meltdown and it was a cluster wide, meaning the entire New York City, all of our radio stations went off the air. It was a cluster fuck. It was a clusterfuck. So we had happened to be recording the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and they were they were rolling on us, you know when TMC was rolling at the airport for weird aw that time with so I Saw you, So I saw you. Uh so. So basically we didn't realize what was happening. And I went behind the board to see why Scotty's microphone was like bleeding through everything and and he's like, I don't get it. I don't get it. And all of a sudden, I look and I see that we weren't on the air. I'm like, oh my god, we're not broadcasting right now. This is a dead board. We're dead And so that's when we got frantic, and Deanna's cameras catch all of us. There's like five cameras built into the walls of the studio, so we can't escape it. So while we if we're recording up especially if we're recording a podcast, she's actively using those cameras. So she at every angle of everything going on and all the chaos. So of course it ended up on on reels and on uh on TikTok, and people love it. People our listeners felt like that is the stuff they love the most, is when shit goes wrong and they see all the behind the scenes blemishes because we're not perfect, but we try to be. We try to be polished. But sometimes technical equipment just fails. And it's my job, you know, to get excited about that stuff and to help fix it, because I mean, I'm the first line of defense, you know, So of course I feel like I have to get nuts. Scottie b as well, he's got he's babysitting Z one hundred. So yeah, it's just the crazy and the panicking, you know, fornetic behavior is justified. So I can't find the original post that I was looking at a little while ago. I'll try to find it. But then someone else posted the video again on a different New York board, and Dave Stewart, you know Dave Stewart. Yeah, he wrote, I'm with Skeary. That's an appropriate reaction for being off the air. The engineers will calmly work through the solution. Wow. They still do live shows. And then someone wrote, yes, up shows for the most part, or live and and Elvis the show is live. Yeah, but yeah, I gotta find the one where they were ripping you. Bring it right, I'll find it. I'll find it anyway. Is that New York radio message board? The message board was positive. It's the it's the old foggy uh radio guys that were ripping you. Let me see. I can find it. Well anyway, But they fixed the problem before you went back on the air. Yeah. Uh, they never fix the problem. It we it was a disaster for the rest of the day. Well, I mean it's fixed now. But you should have come into the studio with your forty six million dollars equipment. I should like you guys should use what I use. Yeah, let me show you. Let me show you a thing of two. About a thing of two is forty seven million dollars? How should cival? Yeah exactly. And now I'm gonna press this button. Find it and it's gonna take us to commercials because my equipment works. And all right, also my jingle, my equipment works, if you know what I mean. It's podcast. By the way, speaking of hit the jingle you know I always say hit the jingle bitch when you're throwing a sponsor. Yeah, well last week you mentioned the sponsor. But and I said hit the jingle bitch. But you also mentioned Norwegian Cruise Line. I sure did, and I did not tell you to. I did tell you to hit the jingle bitch, and I consciously did not tell you hit the jingle bitch. That's what I thought. It was important to the story. And because I like Norwegian Cruise Line, they're not a sponsor of mine. I have no affiliation with them, especially since I'm no longer with them, you know, with the show. But I did not feel it was necessary to call you out. I did not miss it. I was actively ignoring it. You know, you still have that crush on Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo, right, and how old is she now? She's twenty one. I'm twenty one, I think so. I'm on Facebook and somebody posts a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio with his new girlfriend. DiCaprio is forty nine, yes, which is roughly roughly your age, yep, And it says this is what his girlfriend said about him. His young girlfriend. She says she doesn't love him for his money and fame. When I met him, I didn't even know who he was. Being with him makes me happy and calm, So that's great. How old is his girlfriend who didn't know even know who he was? Uh? Probably nineteen, that's right, nineteen years old? Ah, nineteen leliod DiCaprio forty nine, and she's this girl's a wizard. She didn't know who Leonardo DiCaprio was when she met him, one of the biggest actors in the world. And I mean she didn't meet him at Burger King. She must have been somewhere where Leonardo DiCaprio would be. And I thought, you know what, that's a bit of an age differences. That's thirty years much for me. Yeah, I mean, look, thirty years when you're forty and seventy is like, ain't gonna die or whatever. But nineteen and forty nine is a bit much. And I have a nineteen year old So I was thinking to myself, Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn appreciate it, would you? Would you not a pruend of Leo dating your daughter?

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Speaker 4: Not?

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Speaker 2: Well, I kind of like Leo. I was about to say, it's Leo. You may make the exception. I don't know, not with my nineteen year old daughter. Uh. And then and then Anthony ketis the lead singer of Sweetpeppers, Yes said hold my juice box, because he is also dating a nineteen year old girl. Yes, he is Helena. And If Leonardo DiCaprio's forty nine, how old is Anthony Ketos Scary Jones? Oh, he's got to be in his uh late fifties. Sixty one, he's sixty one, sixty one, he don't look it though, forty two years older. He's a zaddi. Do you realize when he was forty two, she wasn't born yet, you know, forty two, just had a baby. I'm gonna date her. Let me guess she knows none of his music and didn't even know he was a musician. Well. The comments on the post I saw were terrific, like, wow, she's nineteen years old. She hasn't been alive since their last hit listen ag ag age but a number? Ages but no ages, but a number. But if you look at this picture, it looks like she's twelve. Yeah. Have you seen the picture of her? Yeah? I did? Oh, yeah, yeah, she's hot. Exactly, can't blame them, So I'm sorry. They said you can't blame them. I'm sorry. She's what she's hot? That was Scary Jones. By the way, what's she's legal? And she's nineteen and who cares? I could say that scary who never had will never have kids? Sixty one sixty fun all right. I want to give a shout out to kaylen and Kaylenka called into The Big Show and won a prize earlier this week. At the end of the At the end of her like, oh my god, I love you guys. I listen every morning, she goes, I listen to the Brooklyn Boys. I love the Brooklyn Boys. She's from on the radio, yep, she's from Long Island. She gave the Brooklyn Boys a shout out. She says she doesn't miss a podcast. She loves our podcast. I love that. I love hearing love for the Brooklyn Boys podcast on The Big Show. Yeah, it's nice that it's nice. You know, it's nice when people text in. I'm a big fan of the Brooklyn Boys. When they text in to fifty five one hundred, you know, they just you know, it makes me think that what we do isn't just you know, cast aside and forgotten about it. We're almost We're almost as big as the right We're almost the morning show is no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is it's old. No no, no, We're not even close. What I'm saying is, you know, a lot of times, because we've been doing this for so many years, we get kind of like we're an afterthought, you know, We're kind of get pushed pushed aside. I say, oh, yeah, that old hat. You know, we're not the new toy on the shelf. But it's nice once in a while that a listener gets through and then, you know, and and has something nice to say. So I just wanted to say thank you Kaitlin or Caitlin from Long Island, and congratulations, give a shout out to someone, go ahead again, what you win? I forgot. I would like to give a shout out to a nurse today, earlier today, as you know. And we can delve more into this if you want. But I had a colonoscopy this morning, which means yesterday, not only couldn't I eat for twenty four hours, but I had a drink gatorade and powdered stuff that makes you go to the bathroom and pills that make you go to the bathroom and I make you go last night. Yeah, things that make you go all yesterday, all last night, all this morning. Anyway, I woke up this morning after the colonoscopy. I woke up and I'm in the recovery bed. What's that all right, Tony soprano, Oh, woke up this more man and I had to go anyway, So I'm sort of groggy and half out of it, and I'm like, hey, you know the nurse is talking to me this. A blonde nurse comes over and she says, excuse me, I hate to bother you. I hope you don't find this to be an intrusion. She said. She goes, I'm a slice. I said what. Oh no, she said, I saw your name. I said, I'm a big fan David Brody. She said, also, I'm a big fan of your phone taps. She said, I love your twenty two pound turkey's phone tap. Now turn around, bend over, let me check out your asshole. No, this was yeah, this was afterwards afterwards. She wasn't the nurse that wasn't involved in my procedure. I was going to say what she was what if what if? Actually she wasn't. The last thing you heard while you when you were going under was I'm a big fan of the Brooken Boys. Scary. Don't you remember that story?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: When I when I when I see a little bit more, though, this is a little bit when I can't came back from the trip from Mexico. I had a coli and I had to immediately get a colonoscopy. So as I'm being wheeled into the room, the guy goes, I'm a big fan. Luckily he wasn't one of the doctors involved in the process. Never know. Now here's the thing I can't She didn't give her name, and I wouldn't remember her name either. I was so out of it, but I was just it was one of those things where I was like, you know what I said, you made my day, thank you. So that was nice. She was a fan of the morning show, the podcast my phone taps, good, good, good good. Yes, there was a few things I said I was going to talk about on the on the Slice on Slice Time, and I don't have to get to them all here, but I just wanted to say, I remember I had a Facebook story, okay, and I have the the Swingers Cruise, and I had a big boob joke I told I Scott beat up for but the guy didn't catch the joke. So I want to hear the big boob joke. And then we got to take a quick break, and then I want to hear about the Swingers cruise. Okay, the big boob joke. So I had to get a I had to get a copy made. You know when you get professional photos done and they only give you the one copy, yes, and you have to pay for the disc and to maake right. So I had pictures of my kids from a long time ago, and it's such a long time ago that we didn't we didn't get the negatives we want to. Got the original pictures, and the company that took the pictures went out of business, so you can't scan them and print them. They don't come out the same. So I had to go to a professional photography place. So I did. We went to a professional target photography place and they had to scan the picture and then color adjust to make sure it matched the exact original picture. Now, while I'm there, there's a giant TV monitor behind him with a montage of pictures. He's a you know like people sitting on thrones, people wearing outfits, pregnant women with their bellies exposed. You know, like, here's all the work I've done, here's my sizzle reel. But all of the women, or almost all of the women in this montage of pictures, it was like ninety eight percent women and like one or two guys all were like very well endowed women, you know, boobs, That's what I'm saying. So I assume that the pick the women in the pictures are you know, customers, previous customers in this this person. Okay, so I'm work. I said, wow, you know, I'm very excited. How are you going to print these? Because I tried printing copies on my home printer they came out like shit. He's like, no, no, I have professional equipment here. I have two giant cannons in the back. And I said, I want a giant I said, yeah, you have giant cannons. I see that, and I I pointed to the monitor, which, by the way, was right next to the door to the back room. Right. So he says, yeah, they're right, they're back there in the back room. So I said, no, I met the who are those pictures? Of and he goes, oh, those are all my sisters and cousins. Uh and and some of my customers. But those women that you're seeing, some of those are my family members. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, never mind. So luckily he didn't get the big but he was talking about his big copiers that are made by cakes. I got a couple of big cannons in the back, like he got some big cannons in the front. He's like, what, huh, almost got my ass kicked. Yeah. I just also, while we're on the topic of thanking people and you know, people that are doing good things for you. I mean, obviously sure, yeah, you're welcome, and this is a local thing to New York City, but I just want to just shout out the governor of all people of New York. Oh, Governor hokel Yes, she did a wonderful thing. She pretty much canceled congestion pricing. She says, she put it on pause. But oh my god, we were about to get into a situation where we had to pay We would have to pay fifteen dollars a day extra on top of all the tolls and parking and gas and bullshit that you deal with. To get into New York City, So that would be seventy five dollars extra a week that I was gonna be like, I just this is ridiculous. I don't want to pay extra. And if you went up, if you especially if you went uptown, which is where your studios are located. Yeah, so you could stay downtown and pay a small fine, went uptown, you fucked. But all this money was supposed to be raised for the subway system of New York, the MTA and whatever. I And there are people that are angry that they reversed the decision. But this kind of came out of nowhere, fill out of the sky. So must be an election year. Of course, gon Acolmo's administration came up with the idea. Yeah, I know, because well because because honestly, the traffic in New York, especially in Midtown, is brutal, horrendous, and they were trying to figure out a way to get people to take mass transit a little more. All right, but this isn't the way. No charging people extra money to drive in New York. So it's not how you cultivate the greatest city in the world and make people feel good about working there, living there and travel. I let out a huge scream. When I saw that come across. I was like, yes, I was, I was out in the city. I looked like one of those people that needed to be you know, helped off the street and put into some kind of asylum because I was going nuts. I couldn't, I could uncontrollable. I was so happy. But it's hopefully it's not temporary. Well typical of the way our world is divided in half or roughly in half. All of the videos of her that were posted right you know where she's saying, it's it's indefinitely suspended. We don't want to put this extra burden on New Yorkers. She said all the right things. The people that focused on the saving of money and or like her, we're like, this is terrific. So glad they decided to shelve this. This is what a great like you did, What a great day for New York. This is wonderful. The people that don't like her were like, fuck hers, she's just doing this because the elections coming up. As soon as the elections over, I mean, listen, berdie, if we're I'm a guy, she's definitely she's not. No, but it's an election year, but it's not her election yet. The point is she wasn't doing this for votes. She already got re elected this year. There's got to be a reason for something. But whatever whatever it is, I don't think people just act out of out out of like kindnesses have to many people are ignorant as to what is actually going on. They just get angry. I'm I'm very happy. I'm just saying I'm just My point is it's just funny the way one person can do something good and even though even if the end result is good, either they don't trust it, it's conspiracy, fuck cars, she's up to something, or I'm happy. Like people can just to go, you know what, it's a good thing. Leave it alone. They're all like it is, like it's a good thing, but fuck are I was gonna trust I'm gonna leave it alone. And you just mentioned that. Thanks reminding me saying even when good things happen, our country is in a point on social media where everybody is divided. That's that's my point. Where it's about Kathy Hokle. It's more about no matter what you do, it's like half the people hate you for it. Even if it's a good thing, that's all. Whatever, whoever did it. We're very divided, and it's sometimes very funny to read the comments. All right, you've sent me some great videos recently with the comments. I love it are the best part the comment Everything's about the comments. I love. I sit there because I love a good comment thread, and I love that like a third of the comments are like, I'm here for the comments. I'm just here for the comments, the comments, right right straight to the comments. As soon as you see something. Sometimes Skill set me a video and I go, that wasn't a great video, and then I go, oh, it must be about the comments. And then I go to the comment section. It's brutal, and then I tend to jump in so so, uh yeah, I got some Facebook stuff if you want, and I got when you us the sound that I need help with. Okay, So a person in a town a few towns over from me, on the town Facebook page put up a picture. Now, dog experts, I know that bulldogs are French bulldogs are great dogs. That's not what this is about. Isn't that the number one dog in America right now is the French. No, My my three dogs are the number one dogs in America. No, it's taken the it's taken the lead over the Golden Retriever that's been number one for one hundred years. Gold story. Okay, So this woman puts up a picture of a French bulldog, you know, the brown and white ones with the washy face. They're so cute, laying on her porch about six feet from her front door, and she writes, anyone missing a dog? This dog is blocking her entrance. I'm nervous about trying to go in my house. So she wants someone to identify the dog and come get the dog. It's a serious post. I don't know if the woman posting it is eighty thirty. I don't know. I don't care. Here's what the first person writes, go through the back door. You don't think this woman knows whether or not she has a back door to or a house. You don't think she thought of that, like, oh, I need someone to face people have to be wise asses. Yeah, go through the back door. Then this woman says, why would you be afraid of a dog? A dog has never intentionally hurt me. You're fine, go on with your day, so I wrote, So you're saying no, strange dog has ever bitten a person because you haven't been bit bitten. That's like saying I've never been bitten by a shark, Therefore sharks don't bite people. It's fucked up logic. Then we gotta get you a job. Too much time, I know. This woman writes what I wouldn't do for a bulldog to show up on my front steps? You are so lucky. Then someone wrote, chances are the dog will not hurt you. Please give the dog water. Then someone wrote that dog is too relaxed and slow. He wouldn't even be out in the heat. Poor guy, he wants to get home. How do you know he's relaxed? It's a still photo. You don't know if he's ready to pounce, You don't know. One person wrote, what a blessing, What a blessing to get a squishy faced dog on your porch? Oh my god, David Brody correcting the internet one comment at a time. So you can tell by looking at a picture a dog's temperament and whether or not it's going to bite someone, How about you take that risk and don't recommend that for some poor woman. She could be eighty five years old. You're telling her you go ahead and pet the dog. It looks cute. You don't tell some woman to go pet some strange dog. How many trolls do you have? You've got to have a lot of trolls on social media. No, I don't on Facebook. No Facebook, No, because only my friends are on Facebook. Don't try to friend me on Facebook. It's not gonna happen. The point is that that people are stupid. Oh why don't you try going through your back door? Did you?

00:35:24
Speaker 4: Oh?

00:35:24
Speaker 2: That dog looks fine scary in a photograph? That dog looks fine, looks fin the photograph. It's still funny. A French bulldog has never bitten anyone. All this advice is a moot point because she's not going to get it in real time. I mean it's a post, so it's like she may see it tomorrow, afternoon later, see writ a day later, she's still standing on the porch waiting for responses obstructions on what to do. Another Facebook post in that pizza group I belong to guy puts up a pizza and says this was fantastic pizza. This guy writes, I'm just gonna call him. I'm gonna call him Eddie. Eddie says, Wow, this pizza looks so good. Do they delivered to Nutley? And the guy writes, I don't know, I just ate there right, So then he writes do they make penny vodka with grilled chicken? So I wrote, hey, Eddie, you probably have a better shot on their website than asking a guy who likes their pizza what are the menu items they have? A guy posts a picture of pizza and you ask him, do you happen to know if they sell penny vodka with grilled chicken? What? What is wrong with people? Scary? People are bored. Sometimes they just want their comment out there. They just want to be seen and heard. It's no different than you know, being you know again, being ignored, like we were talking about earlier. It's like, hey, I exist, I have a voice. I want to be heard. I'm gonna say something fucking stupid, but at least I'm gonna be seen and heard. Yeah, that's what people do. They just want to write something. They want to interact with the post. Here's another one. This person writes a complaint that they don't like that the message on the restaurant menu said a twenty percent cretuity would be attached to all checks, not parties at five or more. All checks. Yeah, And then this person writes, yeah, scare you know? You know how much I hate acronyms. The acronym TIPS started in a British coffee house. It stands for it stands for to ensure prompt service. Yes, of course, it was initially started because there were so many customers and patrons wanted to get better service. Blah blah blah. First of all, ensure is spelled with an E, like the drink No insure is yeah, but when you ensure something, you can take out insurance on it. If you want to ensure something happens, it's with an E R. So to ensure proper service would be TEPS. Okay, so it's not accurate. Then this person writes, the money you got paid that you give for tips is taxed, and when you give it as a tip, it gets taxed again. That's why I don't give tips. What huh? They don't want to tip the weight staff because they got taxed on the tip, and when they give it to someone it becomes income and gets taxed again. So fuck the government. That's why I don't tip, is what they wrote. It, that's what. Yeah, but you're fucking the weight staff. Oh my god, yeah, you know what, what's the average age of these fuckers? Like sixty three? No offense if you're sixty three and you love our podcast. But what's going on here? Why people have nothing to do with their lives. Here's one more and on I'll let you go please, this is torture. This person posted something on Facebook marketplace and he says, make me a reasonable offer. The first guy writes, how much are you asking? Not following instructions? The guy said, make me an offer, make me an offer. So then I wrote, he clearly said make him an offer. I love how you guy? Are you the voice of God? Like you just come in from nowhere? You snoop. I want to point out the stupidity, so I politely said, he clearly said, make him an offer. So the guy writes back, I wanted to know what his best lowest price was. That's not how that works. He's never gonna no one's ever gonna give you the lowest price. He said, make him an offer. He's not gonna go The lowest I take is fourteen. Then you go, okay, he's fourteen. No one's gonna do it. He said, I wanted to get his lowest price. Who gives the lowest price? Scary? No, you don't. You don't show your hand. No, he make me an offer? How much? He asking? Hey, people should not be on Facebook. No, people should not be on social media.

00:39:51
Speaker 8: No.

00:39:52
Speaker 2: Uh, some people shouldn't be on Venmo. Do you even have an Elvis?

00:39:56
Speaker 6: No?

00:39:56
Speaker 2: What happened Elvis? I feel bad. Elvis was transferring a let's call a large sum of money to somebody by twenty thirty bucks, a very large sum of money, okay, And he spelled the person who this was going to, uh with the one letter was off okay, and he did warnings pop up the person. He was doing it while we were in a commercial break. And then and I said, he goes scary, get me the phone number of this person it's going to. That's asking for the four digital digits of her phone number. And then Danielle says, I don't worry about that. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'll just hit yes, I hit yes, send anyway. Oh no, he was off by one letter in the name and went to someone else. And this dishonest person did not return the money he sent the person a message. He says, Oh my god, what am I going to do? What am I gonna do? Because he didn't find out ntil hours later. You can call your bank and stop the payment. He can't know. You cannot. You cannot with venmo. Once you once you send it through from your bank, it is a completed transaction. They ask you three times you want to send it? You sure you don't know this person and not in your contact Send anyway, Send and then you immediately get a receipt from your bank that it's like a wire transfer. Okay, it's already out of the account, and so much is Danielle going to be paying him for this? Even I'm not even I'm not going there. But the point is no, he didn't try. He tried to mention it to the woman. He tried to send a message to the right Hi, hah, can have my money back, And now she didn't respond back to him, so she just took his money. Uh, well, check Venmo often, but there's no The problem that that's for Elick, for Elvis is that there's a known scam out there where people are quote accidentally sending money to people and then asking for it back. But what they are is they're stolen credit cards and stuff. So people are asking like I let's say, I understand yea, yeah, so I sent I ask you for money, Brody, and then or I send you money and then as an accident and I say give it back, you give it back to me. If I did, if I was doing an illegal transaction or had a stolen credit card, you would be responsible from your bank to pay that money. You lose the money. No, I understand that. Here's what I'll say, And this has nothing to do with Elvis. This is just me. For me, a lot of money would be like sending someone for a couple of hundred dollars. I'm talking more than that, okay, right, it's more than that for me. From me, Listen carefully, nothing to do with Elvis. When you send a lot of money for Elvis, I know it's more than two hundred dollars. I'm not stupid. For me, David Brody, If I'm sending someone a couple of hundred dollars, I've sent you money, scary. I sent you more than that sometimes when we sell stuff on eBay, right, I sent you like six hundred dollars once. What I'm saying, is I I'm terrified to push that button. I look at the the the avatar. I look to see if we've had previous transactions together, if you have friends in common, because you see, because they hear that they have a friends list. That's it. That's that's there. Right. So if I, if I, if it's someone I've never sent money to, I will I will do the phone number. I will ask them is this the exact spelling? I Sometimes I'll send them a screenshot. Is this you like? I don't take any chances because I'm fucking terrified of losing my money. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, no matter how rich you are, you should be terrified and not not. I'm terrified. So he took it. Made mistakes, especially, I still have made mistakes. A woman sent me money once, sent me two hundred and seventy five dollars on Venmo. Did you send it back to hermediately? Right? But now, if that was a scamster, you might have been out two hundred and seventy five dollars and she was making a fraudulent transaction with you. Okay, here here's the thing. I looked her up. I found her facebooking okay, I you know, well, I went through the proper the proper protocol, and I messaged I actually I messaged her on Facebook and said, you sent me extra money and you know the amount? And she wrote back, yes, it was two seventy five and oh my god, I'm so I didn't realize. I said, well, I'm going to send it back to you. No, I'm not going to just send money back Willy Nilly. I was able to research her because her avatar was and her name were her actual name. It wasn't like I'm just saying her intent made not to be to steal the money, but because of all the scams that are out there, people have been instructed not to send money back when you receive money. Yeah, she could call Venmo and asked the question, well, she could put an effort into it unless she's just a straight up, uh you know, bad person. Well here's the thing. Did anyone try to track this woman down through Facebook or I don't know how far he went, you know him? You know, I was just decided to take it in Stride's like, you know what it is? What it is. I'm yeah, I won't sleep tonight thinking about Elvis losing money. I know you're David Brody. Yeah, the Boys Podcast. We will be right back now, we still have This is the last break. We're gonna do the Ai song. No have another one after this? Okay, Then I want to talk about a picture you posted. Tell me where you went that had a giant cheese it cracker and how much did you pay for it? What was the scam? What was Well? Well, first of all, not Taco Bell, because Taco Bell has just introduced just killed me. You just killed my bit. Why that was my bit? I wanted to make fun of you for going to a boogie place and then tell you that Taco Bell is now putting giant cheess. Well, don't you think I know that Taco Bell is putting giant cheese its in the Gordeas. But your job is to answer my questions, not jump ahead, jump ahead. My mind doesn't think like jump ahead. I forgive you. Tell me how much you paid for the giant cheese It the giant cheese it mean, I'm looking it up now at the corn Bread? Is that where you went to the corn Bread? No? Went, we went to gray Win, gray Win, gray Wind. We did Dan Kluger's place. Dan Kluger's Place. Yes, Dan Kluger an amazing chef and a fan. Yep, you're a fan. And uh he you know Louring Place and ABC Kitchen, all these awesome restaurants in New York. So now you have a place called the Gray Wind. And we went for a whole morning show Elvis Ranchow lunch. So if you really wonder know how much I paid, it was zero because Elvis picked up the check. And this is prior to him losing money on Venmo, right, this is after, so he's really in the hole. Now I got to get a microphone get back. It's you know, it's an appetizer. It comes with several giant cheese. It's it's a it's okay, so approximately it's not it's dude, it's is it more or less than the giant cheese? And what do you think, Brodie? It's twenty times more than ten times more the price. But they also the giant the cheese it at Taco Bell probably has seventy three ingredients in it and this one probably has five. No, I'm looking at the giant cheese at this restaurant, right, and it looks like it's like, can I say something you know when guys like Dan Kluger, who's like a really fancy chef who does crazy stuff and makes unique things. This is probably like a frozen, a germinated, infused, you know, foam. It was topped with a imported simply Bakeddillo cheese, simply baked with cheddar cheese and brody. I'm not even kidding you. It tastes exactly like a cheese it. Okay, it's awesome. It's a thing of bait. Wait wait a minute, it tastes just like a cheese it and you pay listen again, no disparaging. But let's say it's twenty bucks. No way, it's twenty bucks. Let's say it's twenty bucks. Okay, If it tastes just like a cheese you get sick scope Why box of cheese? It's because it's the gimmick. It's what we do. It's like, it's cute, how I do. Why you hung up on the giant cheese It because Taco Bell for some reason. But it was a good idea to partner, to partner with cheese it and take it a here it is, hold on, let me see what the thing is. I want to get the name right, a big cheese it toastata. That's here's the thing about Taco Bell. You know, I love Taco Bell, but they have made a billion billions of dollars taking the same sick as six ingredients, rearranging them and putting them on the menu. That's exactly what they do. We no longer sell the taco meat tomato cheese melt. We now sell the taco meat cheese liquid cheese lettuce wrap. It's it's one ingredient different than the thing. But they're gonna make another billion dollars off this giant cheese it idea, because I think it's brilliant they have. They have red corn chips in their They take the same food and they shove something in it. Now, now keep in mind, I don't know who owns who owns cheese it. Let me let me see who owns cheese it. Your Kellogg's kell Dog Company, kell Log kell Og. Okay, that's a big one. Yeah. The reason I ask is that you know Lays the company owns owns freed La owns Taco Bell, and Pepsi and Kentuckified Chicken. Well, they did a collab, right, That's why they only have pepsi at Taco Bell, right, and so that's why there's Freedo corn chips in their food. So I'm like, when are they gonna stop puting? Lais potato chips in the food? They did a collab and I'm sure there's I'm they're they're both making money off the deal. Sure Kellogg Company is making and making Somebody listen, this is great. I can't It's innovative. What were you kill white of? Some guy was like, I got an idea. Let's take a shitty cheese product and put it in the shitty tostada. It'll be make it exotic. This isn't the first time that they've had collapse. I mean, cereals do it all the time. I understand it, but it's what do they guess? I'll put fig newtons in the That's what I'm ready for you or something else? I am you got an act to grind? What grinds my gears? Let me tell you something about Giant Cheese It. Are you more pissed up about the Giant Cheese It or people that make idiotic comments on Facebook? Okay? Can I answer that question? I have one more idiotic comment from Facebook? You and then I want to tell you what I wrote, and you tell slices. I want to know what you think of what I wrote. This person wrote, looking for a good iPad app like a soundboard that can act as a card player, in other words, play a little clips of audio. I've tried some, but they all have problems. Again, looking for a good iPad app. This person wrote, Farrago works great on Mac, but not on iPad, to which I wrote, bread works great for sandwiches, but not for soundclips. Brodie, you know what you need to do. Have you been to the city this week? No, you should come to the city so you can blow off some steam. You're an angry man. Did you see what they're Do you know what they're doing? Like being sarcastic, do you know what they're doing?

00:51:19
Speaker 4: Now?

00:51:20
Speaker 2: But you get a little you know, you get a little tense. Do you know what they're Oh, I can't take this call right now. Do you know what they're doing in New York City right now? Do you know what they're installing? I know there's fifteen million people, and then you know what they're installing. They're installing public punching bags on and random areas, big yellow, fucking thick punching bags, and it's basically for people like you. So you could go into the city, find one of these and just take your aggressions out on it and start violently punching it. You know, they had these in the eighties. We call them nerds, and they get stuffed in the lockers. Yeah. This doesn't sound like a good idea, having people get worked up punching bags. Oh no, it's it's true though. It's it's it's part of New York City design. And what are they hanging from? Google it? No, they're on the they're on the light posts. They're on the you know, the silver lampposts. Yeah, so that means they're hanging from the lamp post. No, they're they're on the side of it like where they do not where the where you press the button. Just padding on it, huge pads and it says on it public punching Bag and a picture and it's a yellow it looks like second base, but it's huge and it's yellow, and it says does it look like third base? It looks like it's it's a rectangular base with thick padding, and it's yellow and in black riding. It says public punching bag, use it your own risk, and there's a picture of a fist, so they want people to literally I mean, here's one at this corner in the meatpacking district next to a garbage can mounted on the side of a light post, and they want you to blow off steam. Each bag bears the image of yeah, it's a healthy place, a healthy place for frustrations. So they're putting these up all around the city right now. I guess it's part of a special you know, promo they're doing for Design Week, and I think it's a great idea. Maybe this saves lives. I think they should keep them up permanently because someone's gonna pull it off, throw it on someone and punch them. No, I think that if someone's angry, rather than take it out on each other, they should go up to one of these and start punching the fuck out of it. Yeah, but I'm not angry. I just like being sarcastic with stupid people. They're angry. The public punching bag is an outlet for these emotions as a means to maybe develop a healthier way to address personal and collective issues in a public setting. Brody, If this doesn't have your name written on it. Nothing does. I'm not you're an angry man. I'm not angry at people on Facebook. I just find them to be stupid, so I give them answers. You're very high voltage. So you want me to go to the streets of Manhattan and thanks ac DC, And you want me to uh punch the punching bags and scream? He said, make him an offer. He didn't ask you to ask him how much. I just stop punching the bag. You don't know if that dog is harmless, and just do that. That's what we want me to do. Yeah, I would You know what I'd rather do. I'd rather write songs about you, which you're coming up. Can we play the one bit of audio I sent you at some point? Let's do it now? Now, all right? I sent you one of two clips too, I said, yo, what the fuck? Clip and something else?

00:54:40
Speaker 5: Oh?

00:54:40
Speaker 2: Oh, the announcement of the two clips. Yeah, I heard that live yesterday. By the way, I was watching the show, I was, uh, this is this is like a few days ago. What did you hear on the Brooklyn Cyclones game some really bad grammar? Oh No, I didn't hear that. I should have worded it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, s n Why because the Mets a traveling to London. There's no games right now, so they're filling the time by going live to Coney Island and broadcasting Brooklyn Cyclones games and they have two announcers on there is this what this is? No? But I want to ask you a question about the London games. Yeah, the New York Meds are playing the Philadelphia Phillies in London Saturday and Sunday of this week. Right, two games series in London now for people in London, I totally get the item. I'm gonna mention to you the items, but everything they're selling there it has Mets logos and Phillies logos on it, like one half of the jackets and Met jacket whenever the Jackets and Philly jackets, or there's Met logo Philly logo all over like a montage commemorate the London series. Right right, What American would wear a piece of clothing with the Mets and Phillies logo on it together? Zero? Not the Mets and Phillies now right now they will or if you feel like you could, you know, maybe make some money on eBay. Avy someone made me buy a commemorative hat and then try and sell it. You know back in the States. Can you imagine buying a T shirt with Mets the Mets and why? And I cannot stand it. I will not Sorry, Philly, I love you, yeah, but I don't love your team.

00:56:15
Speaker 6: Joke.

00:56:15
Speaker 2: Did you see my joke on Twitter? I said, people in in in Great Britain, in in the you know, in England, uh should be rooting for the Mets because the Mets and people in England are roll from Queens. Hi. Oh, they all come from Queens. And plus, let's face it, London has a love affair with New York, not Philly. Philly is our. The Phillies are a better team at the moment, I know they are. But the Mets of late, at the last few games, they're showing some moxin. They've won five out of seven. Yep. Anyway, here's the clip from the Brooklyn Cyclones a few days ago. Now, scary, where do the Brooklyn Cyclones play? I don't even know which sponsor name, intersponsored name. What what geographical location do they play?

00:57:04
Speaker 6: Oh?

00:57:04
Speaker 2: They play in Cony in Coney Island, right in Conny Island or on Coney Island either way. Coney Island, right, it's just a cony, it's an island. It's actually a peninsula, but they call it Coney Island. Everyone's heard of Coney Island, right, of course, if you home of Nathan's hot Dogs, the original Nathan's Famous Franks. Now, if you work for the Brooklyn Cyclones, and you work in Coney Island, and you've been the announcer for many years, you would know how to pronounce Coney Island. WHOA, Where's the problem is this? In this clip? Play the clip? Play play clip one, which is the longer clip, and then play clip two, which is the icelid. This is so so low, Brodio. Wow, Hold on a second, it shouldn't be. All right, let's see here we go one, one up.

00:57:46
Speaker 7: And in two in one.

00:57:48
Speaker 2: Nightfall has arrived here on Coney Islands. Nightfall has arrived here on Coney Island. No, it's not what he said. Listen to what he says after the word Coney.

00:58:00
Speaker 7: Hold on, one, one up and into two and one.

00:58:04
Speaker 2: Night Falls arrived here on Coney Islands island. He called it Coney Islands, plural islands. He didn't say that, he did not yes, he did. Yes, Wait Coney Islands. Wow, he said it Coney Islands. First of all, is it in It's it's in Coney Island, not on Coney Island, right, you would say we're here. So there's two things wrong with that state. Right, right, Geographically you're on Coney Island, but nobody says that. You don't say it on Coney Island. It's in Cony. It's not a new announcer. He said Coney Islands. It's that's terrible. I don't think he did it on purpose. You don't think he accidentally said islands. All right, now, listen, this is This is a clip from a cable news show and the woman was trying to say that they were talking about a person who has a checkered past. And she was trying to say, like, we don't forget what they did, but you tell me what she's talking about. Scary. I transcribed it, so after you play it, I will read what she wrote. You ready, here we play what she said.

00:59:05
Speaker 7: You know, this is not anything none of us for didn't predict.

00:59:09
Speaker 2: Wait what I need to hear that again? There's like a quadruple negative.

00:59:15
Speaker 7: This is not anything none of us for didn't predict.

00:59:20
Speaker 2: That's maybe the worst sentence construction ever. Here's what she said. I gotta do it again.

00:59:25
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's not anything none of us for didn't predict.

00:59:29
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, she said, you know, Jose, this is not anything none of us have ever didn't forget. Remember we played that clip a long time ago, about a little more than a little more than less than an hour. Yeah, this, this is this may be the worst clip. This the worst sentences. Where'd you get this? This is was one of the cable news channels I was watching. She was talking about someone with a checkered past, and she's like, you know, as far as that guy goes, this is not anything none of us have ever didn't forget. One more time, predict, predicted, make it a predict, no forget.

01:00:09
Speaker 7: Okay, you know, this is not anything none of us have ever didn't predict.

01:00:18
Speaker 2: She said predict, she said forget. No predict, she said forget, she said predict, she said forget that didn't predict. Predict, Oh, predict Okay, okay, So I okay, either way, it's it's it's a nonsensical statement. This is okay, let's let's break it down. This is not anything meaning. Okay, I had her tarany none of us have ever didn't predict, so then everyone did predict or or it's not anything that does that mean it's something that some of us did predict. Yeah, okay, you've given up. I've given up already. I gotta take another the Lion's Main capsule. I'm taking Lions Maine. You know thiss good for you? Right, Lion else is good for you? What hit the jingle? Hit the jingle? You son of a bitch hit it twice for Norwegian Cruise Line last week. Wait a second, I don't know what you're talking about. Lions Main is not a is not the name of a product. Lion's Main is a mushroom. You know what Lion's mean? Mushroom? Yeah, a Lions company. And I'm sure some company makes it that you that you promote. Yeah, but yeah, but I didn't. Hold on a second, you're promoting I'm not. I'm nope, no no, no, no, no no no. It's not an endorsement. I paid full price, and that's not the name of the company, the brand of Lions MA. Lion's Main is a mushroom. It's called Lion's Main. Mushroom Lion's Maine mushroom extract. I am looking. I just googled it. Yes, I'm looking at five or six companies. There's a lot of companies. There's twenty companies that make it okay, and it's not. And even if I mentioned it the name of the company, I'm not getting paid. I'm not getting paid by them. I paid a lot of money to get it, to get the lines made. They're not a sponsor of anybody. No, zero, You're not doing an appearance the out. No, don't you know. We're not doing social media for them. No, you know what.

01:02:22
Speaker 4: Lie.

01:02:23
Speaker 2: No, it's the latest thing I'm into.

01:02:24
Speaker 8: I have it.

01:02:24
Speaker 2: I was my list of things I wanted to talk to you about this week. So out of nowhere, you just saw some video and we're like, I got to buy this shit like jelly. So here's what it does. It may it may help in the onset of dementia. It may help cognitive resurgence. So in four to six weeks after taking this, I may become sharper, I may remember things better, I may not have brain fog. It is also good physically for you, for if you get the good stuff. The rights to u uh you. It's good for your good health and for immunity and for inflammation. So it's got a lot of health benefits allegedly that some people believe it. That people believe it. I'm gonna read what the description. Is not a drug, and it's not a brand Nae mushroom, it's Lion's main mushrooms contain hera sonons, don't tweet me uh and erin nasines yes, which may help brain cells grow larger, may extend outward, may help you stay alive. This could translate to bread a brain function, bet a brain function? Were they out of snake oil? Scary I without of magic dust. You're buying products that say may may may may may. The smartest actors and scientists they can't don't tell you. But here's the thing, Brody, I don't want to start a war with you. Brody. No, you can't say no because you cannot because it's not it's not approved by the FDA. And you know why you should pay for it. And you know why it's not approved by the FDA because reason because they don't have enough money to pay off the FDA. That's why, Brody, you're buying a product that is so pistol. I don't trust the FDA. Look what Look where they've led us in the past fifty years. Look at the Look at how it run's obese a commercial. No, not gonna no, no, I'm telling you, Brody, open your mind. Why wouldn't you take the Why wouldn't you take Lion's main if they said that it may have some good things that happened to you? You know, Chinese medicinegy isn't scary. How much was it? This is the this is the this is the expensive brand from the UK? Was it How much it was? I bought it on Amazon? How much it was? Eighty dollars for four four Oh my one hundred and twenty capsules of one and one hundred and eighty capsules of the other. So there's the stem of the mushroom and then there's the actual mush room itself. So so what are you kidding me? This is dollar It's like a It's like I now feel why I now feel worse for you. It's a sixty day supply eighty dollars on canned mushrooms. It's not losing hundreds and whatever he lost on Denmo. You are more pathetic. You lost eighty dollars on fake mushrooms by a company that has no money. It's not to get it tested by the country's top days are third No, they are a third party tested. There's a third party, pass party. Who's the third party? A podcast? Independent? No, an independent and independent custom company has come in to make sure to test the efficacy or to test the An independent company. What does that mean? Is it an independent company of they didn't pay No, they didn't pay off a company to test their ship to see if it was legit. That's all. It's the real deal. It's pure. It's pure mushroom, pure life mushroom. What's the third company? I'll go look on the website, but that's neither here nor there.

01:06:03
Speaker 7: Right.

01:06:03
Speaker 2: The point is some company ext the pointed and said it's good gas. The point is this is holistic stuff. This is stuff that's beyond your comprehension. It's not this is holy shit. You paid eighty dollars for stupid mushrooms. It's not. You call it stupid mushrooms. But dude, there's a lot of people out there listening that you're pissing off because they take lions Because it might it might. It might because because incorporating lions main and other things like it. There's five different mushrooms. What do you know about lions Maine? Hold on, there's other mushrooms like chaitaki bobviously the common ones, criminal mushrooms, criminy mushrooms, all of those synogenic money. You must have been on mushrooms when you decide to spend eight dollars mushrooms. You fucking dude, open your mind. This is your problem. This is your problem. You brodie. You get in the way of yourself. You you can't get out of your own way. That's your issue life. You know, you don't take what was that ship you used to take to help your memory? Here we go that ship? You told me? What what was the stuff you took? Which one I forgot back in the day. Obviously gonna work. Oh yeah, Like two thousand and six, the Elvis used to yell at you because you got hyper and you wouldn't shut up when you're that was it was. It wasn't for brain function, it's healthy, trim. It was some kind of thing you told me. You were like, like, oh that was I don't think look at me, I don't think. Come I don't forget anything. It had. Green tea has veratrol in it, which is found. Don't tape you to a chair. Do you remember that it was found in red wine? Yes, is very good for you. You're a laugh on you. Not as good as not as good as a Lion's main mushrooms. Lion's main mushroom Brody has a lot of health benefits. You should google it. One of the best part about law. You know the best part about Lion Lion's main mushrooms. What is that next week you're gonna have five or six AI songs about.

01:07:58
Speaker 4: No.

01:07:59
Speaker 2: I want you to do your due diligence for change rather than just taking a shit on everything. I just looked at it by I don't say taking a shit. I had a Colonoscar. I spent a whole day yesterday taking a ship and another one and another one and another are supposed to CaAl. It couldn't have kept up with all the other ones. I just supposed to be very good for you. Okay, that's supposed to be very good for you. And and again yeah, oh, here here's another one. Anxiety and depression. Lion's main extracts may help treat depression. But hold on, let me read this. Let me read this. Lion's Main extracts may help treat depression and anxiety, possibly by helping ensure the presence of sufficient neurotransmitters. Oh, it also could improve the quality of your sleep. You know who else endorses this? This is not anything none of us have ever didn't predict. No, that's all I have to say about Lion's Main This is not anything none of us have ever didn't predict. You You for some reason, David Brody refused analytical and logical goal. No, but just because see you don't see you don't see the apologize. I apologize. I owe an apology. I'm reading something here from web MD. I owe an apology. It says lions pain mushrooms contain chemicals that might promote the growth, survival, and function of both. Don't you understand how those words may and might? They have to say that because they have to cover their ass for one reason, because they could get sued. Because in this country, if you're not endorsed by the big companies you can get physical research, do you can get sued. I'm gonna I'm gonna say something that's gonna everyone's gonna say, I was today years old when I learned this, And then you've heard you've heard of Ripley's Believe It or Not? Right, of course, right the most amazing things you watch Ripley's Believe It or Not. You go to the museums, the shows, it's like, oh my god, did you see what they did at Ripleys Believe it or not? Listen to the name of the company. They tell you Ripley's Believe it or not. They tell you you can believe it, do not believe it. They are telling you you're choosing not that they it's probably not true, but you can believe it or not. That's what it means. No, it doesn't. You just put a skew on it right there, because it's believe it or not? Because because believe any company put a skew on this. It's fucking mushrooms. You don't think mushrooms have health benefits. I don't eat mushrooms. It's a vegetable. That's besides the point. It's a fun guy. Okay, I'm a fun guy. You're a fun guy. I am, so so why don't you why don't you think about bringing mushrooms And this isn't about microdosing and macro dosing mushrooms. This is getting the health benefits from this, you know whatever. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm h but I'm still but I'll tell you it's you know, listen, it may you know. It talks about, you know, some serious stuff in there, talks about you know, maybe it could help you know lots of things, other things you know that also it also may help you know what. It also helps you lose weight in your wallet. That's all you care about every time. No, I'm saying you spend eight dollars on something that may not work, but it may work. See, there's two sides to every argument. You know, six months from now, you're gonna go yeah, I gave it a shot. That's why I'm saying, believe it or not, so believe it right and you're not. Make believe it is fun. You won't believe it.

01:11:22
Speaker 4: I'm not.

01:11:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't make you right or may write. It doesn't make either one of us right, but you it makes you bucks richer. It may No, it makes I have the same amount of money in my pocket that I did yesterday. You're out eighty bucks. I sometimes question is if you are psychologically going to convince yourself that you don't have dementia and your brain function is better, and you're in your your bones are healthier, all these great things. It's twenty twenty four. But they just realized this mushroom is gonna No. No, it's been around for years. It's been around for years and years and years, and they kill them pramids with these things. Oh my god. They've been doing this in the the Eastern medicine forever. They've been using lions made right Confucius. Confucius used to take this stuff. That's what made him so smart. Confucius say, man with lion's maine doesn't have uh pain in his joints. Possibly they had to throw the possibly in because they weren't paying off the Chinese government at that point to get approved. Okay, all right, I got it. We gotta move on. I'm sorry. I gotta work on words at rhyme with mushroom with Siri and Brodie, I gave you a lot to think about this week. Huh yeah, I got I gotta. I got punching bags in Manhattan. Okay, So I decided to write some songs based on recent conversations we've had on the brook Boys podcast. Now there are eight songs, and I'll have you know, the program got improved that I've been using. They now do the full three minutes, so you're not gonna let it run past the first chorus. But if you let it run you will hear another verse, another chorus. They change, they change the words around, they do a bridge. It's fantastic. But I wrote eight songs, eight different styles of music to the same basic song about Scary's car needing thirty ninety three octane gas and how he won't go any he won't drive two minutes to get cheaper gas, and how he gets upset when the guy rounded up and didn't give him his change. And so here are some AI songs that I've written. I hope you enjoy it. And please one through eight leave us a talkback on the IET radio app and tell us which of the eight songs was your favorite. Play Number one.

01:13:40
Speaker 9: Please Want Isn't Cheap? He call Me Justice ninety three he plays for forty foot Gus. Scary is supposhy Pus.

01:13:54
Speaker 2: There's more, Yes, please guess with this car still on.

01:14:00
Speaker 8: Gary is the.

01:14:01
Speaker 9: Big Morons okay, money does not mean much less. The gas man tries to round up Scary. Won't try to save a fucking bougie fuck.

01:14:12
Speaker 4: But beamer's hot, so you can all just.

01:14:15
Speaker 2: Suck is that at all? Right? Thanks? Next one? All right, let's see it's another pop one. I think this is Pop two slow.

01:14:28
Speaker 3: Scary's beamer isn't cheap, is Carney's guess?

01:14:32
Speaker 2: That's ninety three? He pays for forty for gas. Scary is a bougie best podcast with his costume.

01:14:50
Speaker 3: Scary is a big moron, says, money does not mean much less. The gas man tries to round up Scary drive to save the bus.

01:15:02
Speaker 2: He's a boogie fuck. But it's deems hot, so you can't just suck it? All right, let's don't get well, pick up the pace a little bit. What do you gonna ease?

01:15:14
Speaker 6: I beg all right, Scaries member, isn't she his car needs gas? That's ninety three?

01:15:25
Speaker 4: He pays for thirty five for gas, So what Scary is a boogie bass turd gets gas with his car.

01:15:36
Speaker 7: Still, Scary is.

01:15:40
Speaker 4: A big mora.

01:15:41
Speaker 2: We have a limited that line. That's a little hard, says me.

01:15:44
Speaker 6: He does not mean much unless the gas man tries to round up Scary won't drive to save a buck.

01:16:00
Speaker 3: Rich.

01:16:00
Speaker 2: No, I'm not waiting cat Okay, Okay, that's no. No, that's it. That's it. I made that one shorter. The next one is shorter. Also, Scary's name is own cheap.

01:16:14
Speaker 7: It's Carnie's gas. That's nine e three.

01:16:18
Speaker 2: AI baby okays for thirty five for gas.

01:16:23
Speaker 5: Scary is a bougie fast it's gast like his costume on. Scary is a big more.

01:16:39
Speaker 2: Says money does not mean much less.

01:16:42
Speaker 6: Guess dam shot to jog Scaro say.

01:16:50
Speaker 2: Okay, now she is a.

01:16:54
Speaker 5: Fuck.

01:16:58
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got rock versions coming up. You know you're never gonna get a job because you're just gonna sit home and write AI songs all day. You know what, Someone's gonna hit these and be like, I need a guy who can write AI songs at home. Steamer isn't cheap. His carn needs gas.

01:17:12
Speaker 8: That's ninety three.

01:17:16
Speaker 2: He plays four thirty five gas. Scary is a booge pass.

01:17:25
Speaker 8: Can't guess with his car still along. Scary is a big moron. He does not mean much less. The gas man size to round.

01:17:44
Speaker 2: Scary. Long time, same fuck it sounds like a hit. This one right here, Yeah, boozy fuck my steamer's high, so you cannot just suck. We still got three more to go. Yeah, yeah, they get their short. It was only two more here and they're faster. Yeah, it's only two more. I got. He's a prog rock right yeah.

01:18:11
Speaker 7: The hell scary faver Starny sont.

01:18:21
Speaker 10: Money fine cast Scary is a mozy and cas with this pastilene Scary is a fame. More money does not best found.

01:18:44
Speaker 2: Okay, get rid of this. Wait, all right enough, I don't want to hear the boogy Funck line again. No, okay, let's all right here. This one is the most progressive rock with the guitars. And then the last one. Yeah, I got.

01:19:05
Speaker 10: The scary streams and she is calling me name ninety grades, she says, long thirty five.

01:19:18
Speaker 2: The gas Scary is a boozy fast.

01:19:25
Speaker 10: You change yes scis with this costill Scary is a big morong.

01:19:36
Speaker 7: Says.

01:19:37
Speaker 8: Money does not mean much unless the gas man tries.

01:19:42
Speaker 7: To round up scary wall sign.

01:19:45
Speaker 2: The same bushy fuck for screamers.

01:19:50
Speaker 7: Assn all just sucks.

01:19:56
Speaker 2: It's like it. Yeah, you could sun it. Oh my god, I could do this all day. I promise next week less you did it all week, I did it. I did it all night. I was out and enjoying the run, having myself a good time, and you're you're sitting and I was sitting on the toilet in theater in the cave making AI songs. That's it. That's it. So next week maybe mushroom song. I can't wait. I want to hear the mushroom mushroom music.

01:20:36
Speaker 7: Boys, Boys,