#132: Greg T's Dirty Bucket List Item

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Speaker 1: Say, Elvis rand Presents Off Air Show Starie Jones and Greg Tea. Well, you know I love Greg T so much. I'm over here now. That's why, because Greg T is like a wind up doll. You pull his string, you press his buttons, and he just goes. I do sartly. Before we started the podcast, you had some issues, by the way, you have issues with the day, the day of the week, the day of the month. What's what's bothering you? Why do you tell everybody how to reach out to us and all those things. Let's get out, Let's get some business out of Okay, the business of the show. The business at hand is that you can reach us at the Off Air Show at gmail dot com. We have some email that I'd like to read a little later. Also Instagram and Twitter at the off Fair Show, and you can always call us. What works up? Thing calls at one hundred. And you know, I just thought about this great tea. Somewhere after ten thirty during the thirty two noon hour, you could text us that because I do have the old I have the text screen open and so it's been sitting here so like people still test text random thoughts. So if you want to text something to us. Just maybe you don't want to be heard and you just want to just blurb out something, Just blurt it out right there on texture. All right, yep, cool, all right, we got that out of the way. Also, Um, I think at some point Bald Freak might drop in, but we don't know, we I mean, he's kind of I'll hold my breath for that. I can't wait touch and go these days really well because his responsibilities have grown outside the studio and outside the show. So and we can't be here at two o'clock in the afternoon to record a podcast. So we all know bald freaks in limbo every day. He's a he's a day to day. So that's what we're gonna do with ball Freak from now one. We're just kind of on I roll the dice and not know if he's gonna show up or not. Yeah, you listen, the name of the show is the Offair Show. It's Scary Jones and Greg t and um that's how it started, that's how it is, and that's how it will continue to be. And um, if Ronnie doesn't you know, if you can't make it to certain segments of the show, that's fine, but we can't not do a podcast, you know, because we're on a timeline. We're time crunch and we have more and more going on every day. In fact, this week is jammed up, don't I understand? Yeah, I mean I we should really kind of uh, I guess let the affair hends know that the show we're gonna be going on vacation, right. I was just a glout to spring that on that. So we're we're only gonna give you two shows this week. We have today, Tomorrow and Wednesday are absolutely positively no, not doable. We both have things going on. And then there's a Thursday Wednesday, right, and Thursday we have. We're gonna bring Sharon on Thursday and ground out the week that way, and it'll just be the unfair show just today and Thursday, and then we're on vacation, that's right, and then we yeah, we go on vacation for a week. Now. People are gonna be like, didn't you guys just come back from vacation. That was a business trip? Thank you? Could you define business trip correct? Well, a business trip? If I had to pull it up and figure out the exact definition of the business we get some music for this. There you go, where do we go? Well? Uh, the business trip at hand took us to a place called Mexico, Mexico. And yes there was a beach, and yes there was sunny, Yes there was crashing waves, and yes there was coconut to drink out of. And yes there was a lot of fun, a lot of trips in Guacamoi. But it's a business trip to then today we had a job to you, right exactly. We still had to get up at three, you know, an hour earlier. That's because the show was time shifted by an hour. We weren't. We were broadcasting from five am to nine am just to get to the East coast six to ten because we're an hour behind. So that means we got up at three. My alarm hit at three am, shark. There were a lot of cigars to smoke. Well that that doesn't really cost you's gotta have some cigars. There was a lot of funny smoke. You're not adding, you're not helping your cause to the funny smoke. Come on, give it a bond, Give it a bond. There's a lot of good bond. I mean, you know, when in Mexico you do as Mexico does, and you enjoy the funny tobacco, the wacky tobacco, wacki tobacci. You want give me, give me some, give me some. There we were so thank you. Here we were sitting outside on bald freaks, terrorists passing the bond from one amigo to the next amigo. Yes we were amigos, Yes we were. Anyway, we have ball freak guests past the bond when you've done ball freak. So anyway, don't take it too was not that was a business trip. Yes it was, you know, a luxury business trip as well. It was. We do get to have fun in our business trips. But that was not a vacation in any sense of the word. So we will be going on vacation next weally where you right, Uh, there's nowhere for me to go because see, in my regular everyday life that I live like everybody else, like millions of millions of other Americans, my children are in school, you see. So you can't really take the kids out of school because the normal reality kids have to go to school, you see. You see, So I'll be able to make some you know, some days with like some of my friends that I can hang out with if they can make some time for lunch, because they too are working like the rest of America. They'll be working the regular every day, nine to five, like the reality of the world. So sometimes we'll go to go golf and I have a couple of golf dates. Yeah, okay, So you mean to tell me that just because your kids are in school, you can't have a vacation. Well, where would you put the kids if mom and dad are going on vacation, where would they go at age ten and seven? Where are they gonna go? Um? Exactly, And that's why you don't have children. I don't have children, exactly, this problem right, exactly. So No, your problem is that you're gonna grow old by yourself. Topic there you will, but that that's the other side of things. I mean, it looks if you want to put down some that are putting anyone down, but if you want to criticize those that are married with children, not criticizing, But then you should also look at the other side of change, that you're gonna grow old by yourself, and you know the say, no one will be there to wipe your ask when you're old and done, what are you I'm gonna be a rotting corpse late nobody. Somebody's gonna discover me and I will end up miserable and wanting to bang my head against the wall eyeballs out before I so I don't have to see any of it. I mean, who really is happy in the world? I mean, honestly, I mean, is that even really happy? Let me give me, Farrell, want to give you. Don't worry be happy, Farrell because I'm not happy? Are you not happy because I'm not happy? There you go, because in this world you might be crazy. But you know what happens. We all do crazy thing. You know what. Some of us walk down the aisle, look into the eyes of a loved one and we say I do, and then we say we're gonna be together forever and we're gonna be happy and kids, Now can we fast forward? Like some kids? Some people won't take that on try and they say, you know what, I'm gonna stand on my twenty six floor barkment. I'm gonna be single. Now fast forward ten twelve years into the happiness of a marriage. How's that going. Nobody's happy because there are people that are single and they're lonely and then there's others that are married and they're all right. So there's there's nobody that's really fully trying to say that it's hard to find happiness in this world. Which road you take? That's right, there's highs and lows for everybody, but no one's really purely happy. Well, people are listening to this podcast, they're happy and well, they're cooking for happy people. They're looking for African Is and if you know, I feel like they're coming here already today start their week with toxicity, right you know. In fact, let's now get back into what we were talking about before we went on the off Air Show podcast. Yes, all right, and that is the fact that today is May one, the first of May, and I've got one of the perfect songs. Before you get into that song, you're gonna play lead into our topic. Hey, you got that song by the I think It's the Mom is a pamposite back in the seventies to every a Turn to our Turn. The song turn tourn Turn is not the moms who sings that? Well? Well, first of all, Monday, Monday was the moms of the Papua everybody. So this is a this is a country on Mondays. Let's let's see. I like the dude Monday Mondays. Papas to me, is everybody having a good Monday? Is that your favorite day? You know there's so many people that actually Monday's off. Yeah, there's these are based in reality. You know. I just reade an article where a lot of people are off Sundays and Mondays and they don't. They're not off on on Saturdays and Sundays. I'm telling you more and more people are working from home on Mondays. Okay, so Monday, let me ask you. Also, the mom is in the papa saying this song let me turn to our Turn. They say California Dream he loved anything. Wait, I gotta stay Yeah, ally so brown turn Turn Turn. That was some moms in the batist. Who's that one that was? Who turned our turn? Seas? Yes, turn right. We're going into a new season. That's by the birds. Give me that one you want to turn Turn Turn by the birds. This here's what's happening in the Tristate area. The birds are coming out and we're going into new season. We're going at the summertime. We're starting to really feel and this is the time where Skeery loves to play that we're going into May. We're gonna get into that, Christie, You're driving down the season, the dirt room, the Root sixty six, Pass America in your nineteen sixty seven folks, wha can be off cranking up the birds? I love that. I'd love that. And this is on your AM radio. It's summer times. Tip off your shoes and soon be your toes. I don't know something else, Okay, So anyway, so it is May first. It is May first, right, and go ahead, scary take it from here. Okay. Now, for years now, everyone knows that there's this popular meme online that they everyone time every time as oh my god, I got to post that Justin Timberlake meme because he was in and sync and they did this song It's gonna be Me. But they always sound like this saying it's gonna be May. They put Justin's face on a meme that says it's gonna be May. And for the first five years it was clever. But now it's gotten a little played out. What we feed into it because it's an annual tradition, it's becoming a thing. Every May First, it's gonna be May. It already is man though, right. So the point is the memes still continue. I sat there yesterday and I'm like, you know what, gonna go one better and I'm gonna post a different mean by a competing boy band of that same era, the Backstreet Boys. I posted as long as You Love May, which is a stretch by the way, so it's not as long as you Love May. So I posted this on my Instagram. That's scary Jones, and you should have seen all the comments that came in, like, oh my god, how original, how cool? It's It's not that crusty, old, played out joke. It's gonna be May. You're using the Backstreet Boys as long as you Love May, so it's like a new take on It's almost like the answer meme to the justin Timberlake me. So here's my thoughts on this. I love to dissect people and analyze them on who you are and how you think. Right, So, shortly before the podcast started, you were screaming through the radio station, screaming why are you screaming? Because you use those words we every one in every May first, all all the generalization words. So I'm trying to tell you that if you really broke it down the way I really like to break it down. Let's say the Tristate area hypothetically. Hypothetically, let's say there's like, I don't know, let's just call it a number thirteen million people the Tristate area. Okay, so those thirteen million people, about maybe nine hundred thousand care about it's gonna be May. So that is literally nothing compared to the grand amount of people that could care less that I'm moving on with their lives, that have no clue, but we seem to moving on with their lives, are not moving on from we. We live in this bubble here where we think that everybody really thinks like we do, but they don't. You can get on the subway right now and go for a ride up and down New York City. In the subway, look up and down the card and you will find on that train that maybe two people know what you're talking about, that it's gonna be May. I would tee you that the majority of a train has no clue what you're even talking about. And that's the reality of the world with you. You do because in a buffle, if you look on social media, it's gonna be main memes are everywhere right there. Everyone knows about it. The people that we reach everything. Again, you keep saying we like it's general, there's not. Not everybody believes in that. Not everybody knows that you're talking about. Danielle just walked into I know what. You know, what's so exciting? I listened to this podcast and you're yeah, And now I'm going now and I go and listen to this episode. I'll get to hear myself wonders. You know, it's a novelty, daniel hearing your voice on the radio. What's that? I know? But it's kind of weird because I don't do he and I've been talking about doing a podcast. We haven't done anytho. This is coming soon. We're rethinking things like it's coming soon, trust me. Okay, but let me tell you, um, you were just complaining about this, saying that nobody says that but us. Right. But here's the thing, though, The people that we reach every day all pop cultures savvy, and they're all someone somewhere has seen it on their timeline today or yesterday. It's a meme that everybody gets, but nobody. Again, you just said it. The people that we speak to you again. I love you. I love you one quick second. Be honest. What do you think of the podcast? I like it. I gotta be honest. There are times where I think there's too much arguing going on and I like, right now, like maybe I don't know. I have to listen to it back to see what it sounds like. But I think it's awesome. Ronnie with the good music and he always like it is kind of like the color he gives like these I like that little interjected why can you keep it going? And you're kind of like organized it all. You like the elvis of the podcast. There you go, thank you. I'll take that. I'm not trying to be the funny guy podcast. I listened to the Girls. I listened to A Choired Taste and that's a great podcast. I listened to um you know, which is another great independent, independent minded, but also DJ Envy over on Power he and his wife Gia. They do an amazing podcast call the Casey Crew. Yeah, that's another great podcast. So yeah, that we with ther family has good stuff. You got it. Thank you for that glowing review. By the way, So lets say and again you're set. You're talking with the people that we that we you and I are broadcasting too. Again, if you take yourself away from this show, I understand millions of radio shows out there, So there's other people that are not paying attention to what you're paying attention to. Keep that in mind. I get that. But but that's all I'm saying is that not everybody is thinking about it's gonna be made. Let me but let me you're not doing it. Let me just say one thing. No, you're wrong. The people that we reach is everybody to me. But I can't. I can't a generalization. I can't account for the people in the freaking subway car that those need that, that that don't understand my language, or that I don't know in complete strangers. I say everybody. I'm talking to everybody in the Scary Jones universe. We need define the word everybody. But everybody in the Scary Jones universe knows it's gonna be May they embrace it, they hate it, they haven't, they have an opinion on it one way or another, but they know what it is. Oh my god, That's why I say we should do that. Speaking of everybody here we go, what do you every where we go? What do you mean what now, I'm waiting for your part to come up in the songs. You can please explain it properly. So in this song in about about five seconds, you're gonna hear it. Get ready, guys, here we go. It's right here. It's gotta be may So where he says it's gonna be me, everybody everybody thinks he says it's gonna be me. And this is what Scary Jones going crazy over because everybody knows bo right, back streets back, all right, that's great. Now I feel like a total fool. Come on, Oh my god, this is so take you back to the summer. I'm saying, oh my god, back again. I think this is one of those where we have to agree to disagree. What's that on this topic because you cannot use the word everybody and then read define the word everybody. Everybody is not everybody. So if you say that there's some people that understand what today is, then I can believe that and buy into that. Do you buy into that that there's somebody some people? Okay, here's another one. Yes, what about on the fourth of May, May the fourth be with you again? Not everybody but all Star Wars fans do it. Yes, all every fans do that. That's correct. Body, But again you're using the word everybody, but as a general says everybody in the pop culture universe that is connected and plugged in to what's going on. Here's the thing, all fair heads, we'd like you to tweet us at the All Fair Show at gmail dot com or drop us an email at the All Fair Show at gmail dot com, subject in hashtag everybody, and give us your thoughts on what Scary and I are arguing about. All right, is everybody hashtag everybody thinking about it's gonna be May and hashtag everybody thinking that it's gonna be May the fourth be with you, everybody. I swear we need carray this place. Oh my god, little black box t we gotta get into the Mexico trap. Okay, we're gonna talk about the Mexico track. I just gotta get this everybody everybody out about Can we also talk about how the Mets got their asses handed to themselves yesterday? We not talk about that the biggest loss in baseball history, possibly three to five better. By the way, song It's a little popular at bar mittress. When I was a waiter at weddings. This was the song that started the dance going, the dance floor going. Yeah, It's like, all right, let's get out of your seats, everybody, everybody, this is luvable. Don't you love the song? No nineties just threw up in your mouth again. Oh my god, I have a great airline story. I'm writing down all my notes as we all look. I've got to get into this earl airline story that you're not getting even gonna believe. Really complete insanity that happened. Can't give you another runway. Has Welford showed up yet? I don't know where he is? Well, crick you there. His mic is on, but nobody's home. Usually about this song. To get back to nineteen eighty two, Oh my god, can we get to the present day? We can in a second. Do you remember you Madonna's humble beginnings in the clubs of New York City when she was just a freestyle singer that is CBS, and she sang this song. This was one of the songs that got her popular. This is goals. This is how young she sounds seventeen? Did you She's definitely seeking Susan No Madonna, everybody, I can't take it by God Banks, a young lady. Gotta all right, if you're riding around right now listening to the show, shack it up. It was like a demo tape. It doesn't even have the form Madonna production that she was known for. Later, I would like you to take me to take me out to the ball game. You want some ballgame music, You take me out to the ball game. I thought you have an airline story. Well no, don't skip over. And you gotta take it like a man. You have to. You have to take it like a man. Every man steps up and you gotta take it like a man. Do we have to do this? You're gonna have to take freaking painful? How could you enough? We lost our number A starter for the moment. Take it out to the ball game and you can cry and tell me everything about what happened. Give me Come on here we go, ladies and tell man. It was a gorgeous Sunday evening at the baseball field. The crowd came in the program and all of a sudden, it's and the Mets took the field against the Nationals, the Washington Nationals, and as they batted around in the first and then the second and then the third. By the time it came to the bottom of the ninth, there was no chance and those Mets to come back as they lost twenty three to five, three touchdowns. Think about it. So it wasn't like they were playing the Washington Nationals. It was more like they're playing the Washington Redskins. That was a football score, ladies and gentlemen in a baseball game. Three to five is disgraceful. But I will tell you towards the end, it was pretty much they forfeited because they put their backup catcher Kevin Pilwick into pitch. That's how bannackot for the Mets. They're like, you know what, we're just shutting down for the day. All of a sudden that they locked the doors, they shut the lights, they pulled down the shades, and they say, hey, Kevin Pick, just go finished this mess. They were garbage time for him. He mopped it up. He's like dad, and he gave up like five runs on his own. Yeah, it was disgusting. At that point, it was runaway. You know. The Mets didn't want to blow it and didn't want to waste their arms, so they said who's Who's hurt. Now, what's the injury list? Look? First of all, by the way, I know I don't know where you're listening to us all their heads, but I'm sure that some of your favorite teams have taken really bad losses. So this is not the only one. I mean, even even me who really likes the Yankees. The Yankees have suffered terrible losses like this as well. But it's the Mets. It's the Mets turn yeah, just for today. And a picture was on the mound. There was problems obviously leading up to this because he hasn't picked. He hadn't pitched in ten days, and the guy was uh was We thought it was hurt and it was confirmed because he he just was ineffective from the first pitch of the game straight through. He only lasted about an inning and a third. He had to come out of the game, but he took himself out of the game because if you saw the replays, he just started like singing pain after that one pitch, right and he couldn't do it anymore. So he gave up five runs right out of the gate. Okay, because there's something wrong with the guy. He said he has a strained lot Okay, whatever that is, I'm looking it up right now. Ski this way, something deeper though, you won't be in you won't be in pain by yourself. Okay. Some of the worst law I just looked it up right now. Some of the worst losses in history, in history, and it's just what about every sport, not just Super Bowl twenty four, the Niners and the Broncos ten all right, that's one of the worst losses that you got. Tiger Woods. He won the two thousand US Open by fifteen strokes, so he killed the entire field, it says secretary at a horse race Secretary Kentucky Derby. He won the Belmont Steaks in nineteen seventy three by thirty one lengths. That is almost an entire lap, the number one loss in history. Freaking. It was an I have no idea, your good question. So there was some in NFL championship games. Chicago Bears. They let's see Chicago Bears. They beat the Redskins seventy three to nothing. Seventy three to nothing. That was happen. That was in nineteen forty, nineteen forty. So that is the number one biggest loss in uh in professional sports history until this past weekend when the Mets lost. Down, Calm down, and that's it's been. There were teams that were worse than that. You know what, I want to get a scoring game in Major League Baseball history. I want to look it up. Let me you know, because I'm doing it on the fly as we're doing the podcast right now. But if I could, I wish I can find the let's see worst, I want worst, hold on worst losses, hold on losses in that made your league baseball history. Yeah, and I'm gonna look it up and then you roll again. Get talking about Mexico a little bit. Yeah. I wanted to just recap the trip that we had. So yeah, so it wasn't working trip, as we said at the top of this pod. Oh wait, wait, I found it. Hold on, shut it off for a second. Here it is the Baltimore Orioles. They defeated the Texas Rangers, uh, thirty to three in two thousand and seven. There you go, that's the major league record. So you're not even in the record. How about that? Okay, all right, so you're not in the record. You're okay. The Orioles defeated wait, defeated the Oh no, no no, the other way around. Texas Rangers defeated the Baltimore Orioles thirty two three. There you go. I like that music that can be used for anything, So there you go. Yeah, walfare remember anything you're gonna talk about hashtag the greatest losses? Shut up and meages the history. Okay, so real quick. Yeah, the resort was nice. We highly recommended to the off air is because that's like the latitude and longitude or that's the position on the map, right, the proper positioning for where it exactly where it is. And they were really kind to us and the listeners. Um, you could tell that a lot goes into the daily you know. You know, first of all the places brand the smell of brand new wood is everywhere. Um. All of the rooms were spacious. They every room had like a huge not one, but two tubs. One tub. That tub is out on your balcony, which can I tell you? When I saw the top and I'm gonna let you finish, when I saw the top on the balcony, I immediately called I called my wife. I called Trish right and I said to her, I go, Trish, this is ridiculous that I'm here by myself and that your home. There's a tub on the balcony, and I said, let's be adults about this. We all know what the top on the balconies floor. I said, we need to be out here cuffing right now. And you are. You're in Jersey and I'm here in Marlborough. So now I'm gonna just gonna go credge foe by myself. I go, this is ridiculous, and she's and she goes, okay, Gregory, you know, and hang out. I'm done with you. And I said, but I'm serious. I go get your side down here, get on a flight, that your side down here, getting the tub, and let's start coughing right now. That's disgusting. You talked to your wife that way. Of course I had to be on honest, that would be a man, and be like, listen, get over here. I'm gonna crudge phone by myself. And sure enough all weekend crudge folk, grudge folk gredge. Yeah. So the resort was amazing. Now, and here's the great thing about it's an all inclusive. All inclusive means everything the liquor has covered the food, it's all just top to bottom. You're taking care of which not the way I'm not crazy of of All Inclusive, but normally, because that's right time. Normally, the food at All Inclusives is marginal at best, and they have like all these restaurants with all these different themes, and the food all tastes bland and the same. We've been to some that we're not good, and we don't want to. I don't want to criticism live. Reason why we liked this one was because I was told the little secret, and that is the resort. Each restaurant in the resort has its own executive chef. I love to me as they have their own kitchens, and a lot of All Inclusives around the world, there's one main kitchen that they all pull from and all the restaurants pull from. They just bring the deliver the food to each restaurant, not this place, this place, each each one. Each restaurant has a working kitchen, so you get different flavors, different tastes, different style management, and you know, so that's why that was great. And of course the pool the pools was you know, I need a nice swim up bar, and I can appreciate one just as as much as the next person. With you I don't want to get my lazy saw out of the water. I like to say, I like to sit on a stool inside the pool. You sit on like a stone stool, and we're sitting there and all we're doing is drinking. And you know what the best part of that is if you do that for several hours in a row, the the drink and go in one end and right out the other. I should just like pe right there, listen. I agree with you. I love swimming up to the bar and enjoy a couple of drinks. Outside it's so hot, I don't want to go out. I'm just kidding, guys. I actually exited the pool to go to the bathroom. It's on the Camera's one thing that you know, you do realize that people must do that in some places, of course they do. But but the things and you gotta put a lot of suntan lotion on. You have to because you're back in. Your shoulders are burned like crazy. But the cool thing also, I hear him, I hear him, I hear is he bugs bunning us right now? The cool thing about it could be anything, could be anything, could be anything, okay, But the cool thing, the cool thing about the hotel, right, is that it is owned by give me some music. Yeah, it's owned by the hotel who also does things right. You've been so many hard rock hotels. When you walk in, you feel like a winner. You know, you're a bailler when you walk in. The ball shot color and that's what you like. Get off, it's great. It's the same. The same family runs a bunch of nights, and the hard rock Hotel said, we wanted we want to make a different hotel that's even better. That's like a spotlight that people also feel like. Who bought you, brought you the hard rock Revere of Maya, the hard rock Hannah. Yes, make it shame people who run this and all that. I'll tell you. I agree Unico. Okay, you go however you want to say. No, it was it was such a good time. I walk in the riddle of your inframercials Now we're just talking about we're just talking about our vacation, wal freak. Did you have a good time over there in Unico? It was relaxing. You enjoyed yourself, right. I finished my book? Oh come on, and you also finished a couple of bondyts. You you know, what anoid it? You know what they caught him doing. Yeah, he's caught because he's been divorced a time. He's caught reading. Oh my god, Bob Freak. Yeah, you're caught running on the beach and reading. Yeah, because you're such a you know why, ball freak. You are such a well distinguished adult. Now you're mature. You're almost too mature for this podcast. You know, you're into the reality of the real people, you know, relaxing, reading a book, listening to the waves, crash alone. You give us some music to meditate star meditation music that wasn't the dominant thing. Yeah, meditation? What's good meditation music? You know? I don't, I don't know and yeah, yeah, like the way when I don't I don't have orinoco flow. But here here remix like three talks on the podcast when he when he massages you and he says, yeah, you know I want to just yea, that was that was funsage. But I heard now yeah, and then I went running on the beach. Yeah. You ever get like to like two deep tissue and massage and then you and your calves are hurting and your hammy's hurting. It's all about the true artist? Is that what I sound like? World? Is that what I sound like? Scary? Yeah? I think it's a little exaggeration. You think's kind of in a weird mode today. Let me keep going. Is I go for a run on the beaches? The sun came up and then I said on my balcony and I read a book. He's trying to tell me also that nobody knows it's gonna be May in the meeting. It's gonna be man, you know, and you're not a mainstream guy. We all know, but Ronnie, you agree, We know it because we work here, but the majority of people don't really care about instinct and the song? Is that what I'm gonna be May? Did you guys debate about this? Of course we did the first half power of the podcast to wall Freak. That was a silly debate because real mature man don't debate. It's going to man, how is your vacation? How is your what? How is the business? True? Now? Gregg? Gregg, he's accurately describing, to keep going, of course, continuing I'll continue along, no bold freak, did you uh? Did you like your your night out? The nighttime? The nighttime part portion of that, Yeah, I didn't get two nuts and you get two nuts. You didn't go nuts and whiskeys didn't go. What did you do at night? The night was your drink of choice? Oh, Jamison on the rocks? How was your nightlife like when you when you went out? I love the night you, honey. I'm sorry. How how was your nightlife on Thursday, Friday and Saturday? Come on, don't talk about I didn't do anything exciting. It wasn't was it was you know, it was it was kind of like a couple of the sort of place I felt. Did you cut some l which is not a bad thing when you're a single guy. It's kind of you know, there wasn't much to do, you know. My part of that that it was it was adults only. That's cool. I'm down with that. But I wasn't there with with with the honey. So to me, it was That's why I had my book in my room, Like, what else was I supposed to do? Yeah? Right, you went home, dude, you you get it full freak. I totally did you know what? I end up calling Trish right and I said, I said the car, get your sow on a flight and get down here and let's enjoy some night line. I've got to on the disc. He was none of this was going on at the at the on the workshop, however, there was a lot of top forty. You know, it was like I was. I didn't leave work. It just got warmer. I will tell you Saturday afternoon, both of you guys, Yeah you missed the pool party. I was at the pool party. Bra. How long were you there for you? Maybe like an hour? And I was there as well. I was there longer than a lot of other people on the morning show. I was there, It's true, the whole entire time, and I enjoyed myself. At times I hadn't see you. What are you talking about? You didn't see me? Yeah? Man, see I didn't like I did a couple of shots, but not I don't want to get sick, dude, like like who has fun doing that? Like getting like your face drunk? All right, you want to name names, that's fine, that's not my that's not my game, bro, to keep it headed. No, you know what, listen to me. People a lot of For a lot of people, this was like their first or second trip that we've done, so you know, they let their you know, they let their hair down in other ways, but it's a problem for me and listen, we've been on so many of these trips before, so it's like, yeah, it's okay. It's like when you go to a bachelor party. Yeah, it's always it's always the married guys that are the biggest animals that are left out of you know, they feel like that the cage has been opened and they're allowed to go nuts at someone else's bachelor party. Well, I meanwhile, the people that that are just that that they're not married and they don't have kids. It's just another Saturday night. So we're like, yeah, it's okay, it's cool. That's the same exact dynamic that was going on this weekend. Me the younger people in the alder what I thought ball Freak should have done is ball Freak, I thought you should have you know, got a little flow and grabbed, you know, a nice young call girl and enjoyed yourself talking about why not you should have I'm not into that, dude, Well why not? If you're all announced, you're gonna get who knows who's gonna show up at your doorstep. You know you're gonna show up right, that's yeah, that's problem number one. No way, who's home. It's like being in Atlantic City. I mean like it's like Vegas. Like in Vegas, they're the Vegas ladies, you know, and they come around give you a little massage. My favorite begetting my favorite in Crosby song gentlemen, Look, I'm lost on that one, but I will tell you that dude, when you're in Vegas, you know, if you're by yourself, you make a little phone call and then you get a little give me a little ding dong near scary and then all of a sudden and then you go to the door and you say, come on in. I'll be in my underwear with my bathroom on the talks and then she says, you know, to tell her what what are you're going to be wearing when you're in them? You know, she says, she goes, Okay, here's the ground wolves. This is gonna cost you a hundred dollars. This is gonna cost you two hundred and this if you really want to go for the home run, it's gonna be three dollars kind of low. What's the home run? You know what the home run is? Come on, you know the basis, you know, the basis everything. I don't know. Everybody's got their own thing, dude, that's the thing. You know, you should have made a little phone call. I've never I'm proud to say that I've never ever done that in my life. You're not living, man. How you gonna if I'm part of your bucket list? No? No, it is definitely part of my body. Want to do that stuff with my lady, bro. I don't want to do that with some. With some, it does not it's not good turned me on in the least. What if you get a lemon and then you're One of my things on my bucket list is to be able to make a little phone call a woman of the night and a website for that right. No, no, but I want to make an actual, real deal phone call, schedule it and see what happens. It's a bucket list. It's something in a bucket list that I want to do. I don't know what it's ever gonna have like an effort list. Well, I don't know, because why not. I want to see what it's all about. You never wonder what that's like to actually make that phone call and then get a little ding dong at the door. What about your marriage, bro? And then you exactly and then you bring your right go yeah you know me on HPV something it's it's listen, listen. We all understand what we're really talking about. We get it. But think about it. If you how to make a dirty bucket list and be real with yourself down with d you wouldn't put this on a bucket list. For real. I'd want to do things, but I'd want to do with someone who is familiar with me, not with some with some random stranger. Yeah I get that, but I mean that's you know, kind of like you're done with STD that's everything. Everybody's gonna have their loved one and do things to their loved one. But what do I think that's a problem for a lot of people in their relationships is they don't communicate about what they want to do in the bedroom and then their relationships stuff or sexually. If you really listen, get let's get real. Let's get real. Who instead of being like instead be like, I want to do it with a loved one who I love, and we can you know, I get all that. We all want to be with our loved ones. Yeah, I get That's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying that has anything to do with that. What I'm I'm saying is if you've got to really think about a deep rooted, dirty thought that you have something that people would filthy, something like this where somebody would criticize you on and you had to think about it, right, this would be one of those things where I would say, you know what, on one of my bucket lists would be to make that call to the call girl and see who comes. And seriously, I think that's atrocious. I think it's despicable because it's it is disgusting, it's dirty, and I'm being completely honest here, I've never done that in my life. I've never wanted to do that. I never will ever sink to that. But everybody, you know, it's it's so prevalent in Vegas. It happens like it's like no big deal. You see these women walking around in the hotels, in every hotel in Vegas, every hotel, and no one even frowns upon it. You you probably been with your friends, were like i'll call her right now, and you probably joked about it. I'm not frowning upon it. I'm just saying it's okay, but you wouldn't so you wouldn't even stick on a bucket list. A bucket list is something that you want to that you want to accomplish exactly, so you really want to accomplish this, I really wish what You're twelve years too late has No, that's not true. There's no age for this. It doesn't matter you've married with two kids. I'm not saying I'm not gonna be in college soon. I'm not saying I'm in love. I'm not saying that family for a living. I am getting I am dissect I'm getting down to the nitty gritty that happens, you know what. I'm saying that Jady just turned to a team and she's on the pole. I'm saying that you guys are, regardless of Scari's inappropriate comments. I think the point is that that you're in a different place than I am, Like I can still do all those things with somebody who I care, So can I? No, I don't think I think you feel like you kind of passed that point. Absolutely not. So why don't you just ask Trish to do it? Then? Why do you got to find some lady of the night, because because that's what it's all about. It's not about the strange. It's about the strange. There is no familiar persons. You understand what I'm saying. I'm not saying. This is not about Trish and I. This is about a bucket list saying that I would love to see what that's like, to actually pay for it, to make that phone call and have a little ding ding ring ding at the door war and then I go to the door, I open it up, and then she is right and not knowing exactly in your crazy mind, you have idealized who that person is. You don't know what she looks like, you know what she smells like, you don't know what she's capable. She has a knife. Their services that offer it for you can choose who you want right now. We don't have to peche Mode strange love. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that I'm being a really young right now, and I'm saying we're being but we're different young. But this has nothing. This has nothing to do with being a hopeless romantic or being in love. This is nothing about being like a devian just putting a gag in your mouth and putting a leather mask on this getting oil out. I get it. No, this is about about it. This is about the reality of the world and saying, you know what, I would love to know what that's like. Like there's people that would love to know what it's like to jump out of an airplane, but they never have and they put on a bucket. So who's your right? So who's this woman? But tell me what this woman looks that. I'm not going to go good damn here, that's right? Are you? What's your name? Did you knock on the door of your hotel room? My name? My name? I wanted to call me Poppy all night, Lopy all night. Tell me what you like. I'm just saying he desires you married this. Everybody thinks about this, just not everybody doesn't. It's the truth. Everybody's got dirty thoughts what should be indicine best? But not everybody. You want to Blawford. You don't think that everybody has dirty thoughts in their minds. And okay, some minds don't go in the direction that yours is going. Right now, my mind never went there. How could that be? My mind doesn't go in that direction? You never really once thought about what it would be like by yourself on a business trip and you make that phone call and you get a special little lady coming to c in the middle of the night. No, let's be real, come on, be it really young? Of course, business trips the way that you know, my God, maybe maybe this one here? Hold on. You know what, I don't believe you know what you're thinking of. I don't believe that any man has never thought that's right. It sounds like more and more every day. But that's not a bad and then done things with him. But that's kind of called online dating. But that's not what I'm talking about either. I'm talking about physically picking up the phone and making that phone call. Come on, man, do you feel that way because you're married. No, it's just about experiencing everything you can possibly experience in this life. Now listen, will I ever Will I ever do this? Probably? No, I will never do that, Or you have to leave a bucket list like that open. There's a five percent chance that I could one day decide to up that phone and make that call. Cheat on your wife? And how do you come home and look your daughters in the eye? Because it's about me at the end of the day, and mom, you have to be selfish for yourself. It may not be a good thing. It's not a good thing. I'm not I'm not saying it's a good thing at all. I'm just being real with being a person. And there are everybody has dirty thoughts in their mind, and can we get a professional We need a professional psychologist to come onto this show and analyze your brain. But I just can't believe that you guys aren't really thinking about what I'm saying on the in the outside. You're thinking about it for the face value. I'm thinking about it. I'm not. This is crazy. At the top of this podcast, he criticized and accused me of telling everybody about this you know it's gonna be me. And he criticized me of using the term everybody. That's everybody everybody, that you play everybody everybody. I also played everybody dance and singing by my daughter everybody everybody by the backs. Great is being critical here because he's now saying everybody has these thoughts about wanting to get a prostitute, and they don't. I think that medicine, I think that face, I think the lion, I think you're lying. So here, I'm turning a sword on you because not everybody has those thoughts. I'd say I'd have those thoughts, but not about a prostitute like I could see like myself meeting a girl like at a at a bar and then going and doing the stuff you're describing, And to me, that's not the same thing. So you're you're you're comfortable with going through life never knowing what it would be like to actually make that phone call and pay for it. I'm totally fine with that, you know. I would if I had no other options in life and I'm sitting there on the balls of my ass ugly as sin, not being able to get anything in the world. As my last resort, Oh you're talking about in the future, I would think about it. Cut my life into peaces. This no bathing my last resort since my last baby. I would do what Greg t wants to do in his mind. What you don't like my Papa Roach? I love Papa Roach Balfrey. What's your wrong with Papa Roach? He's it's he feels madright? What's your favorite Papa Roach song? They have more than one, of course they do like hit what they have h scars right exactly, which great so that I can't do much? And mascots and bush no roach, damna just to trump cann this clissering. Come on now, you don't like the song, he says, it sounds like this song here, sorry, I've been done sound like this. I think it's the same chords and he's using that same gravelly voice that Gavin Roster, just the one person and he glissering. That's my favorite part of the at School gering Off show. Copy in the formula pine Roach colis copy the formula THREEO tongue out talking about Tish. Is there a worse band name than pop a roach? By the way, no great me damna so myself sho much fell from man? Introduce us so mushing up bush on the damn sign myself. It's awful, Walfred, Why don't you introduce us to some true artists from Independent Has Please. Every time I try to get you guys to play something, it's like, nope, nobody knows what that is. Next we want to hear true artistry. Let listen to the Independent Minded podcast. I may have a great great artists called vagabond on She's a vagabond vagabond from Cameroon one from cameraon how do you spell vagabonds? V A G A B O N. You got it? Vagabond? He just wrote, he just wrote Macaroon, Camarondona. It's vagabond from macaron. I want to listen to her. I want to hear vagabonds, fantastic, tell your story. I want to hear this what happened on the airline on the way home? Because any do you have any airplane sound effects anything? What do you have by airplanes? All times? Stuff? It was in Mexico. This give me airplane, give me airplane sound effect? An airplane? No, no, I don't want a song. I want like real. I want like a pilot. Yeah, give me like a pilot talking. Oh that's it's a good song. I've ever seen any grown man naked. Listen. Oh, I thought you wanted lines from the movie Airplane. Give me anything, give me lines airplane? You got any movie? Give me lines like movies about gladiators. I like that. This is just major Tom. This is David Bowie. Is this I asked for sound effects? Gives me this is a great German song, the Ships. I don't like that. I want air traffic control talks to the airplate that country. That's what I want. I want like tower controls. This is a nice tie energy in Bedford when I counttown stop. So the airplane that we're on, Jeff Blue, it lands JFK right from Mexico, and we were on a four hour delay. Unfortunately it was delayed four hours that it really sucked at. But there's a thing we can do about it. Okay, it happens. Weather messes up the airline flight schedule. You have to deal with what's going on here. Continue tom So, Jeff Blue lands and JFK and the flight attendant comes on and she says, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen for traveling on Jet Blue. You have now arrived at JFK. The time now here in JFK is eleven fifty. We are very sorry for the inconvenience in the four hour delay, but again, please continue to fly with Jet Blue. Right the moment she hangs up that phone, right the inter com. The moment she does that, this complete a hole. He's sitting in the second row right next to me, like across the aisle. Okay, he's there and his wife is there. So I'm sitting there and I'm ready to get up to like unbuckle and get my bag down. He can see the flight attendant eye to eye right, he glares at her, and with all his might he screams at this poor lady, yells cursing, you, coffing, oh me, I want my money back. How dare you this jet blue airplane? Blah blah blah, you screwed up everything. I mean, he's going bananas. By the way. You know these poor flight attendants, I do feel for them because they put up with a lot of tissue. I literally scared. And it's it's the nut bags like this. Who the hell was he? Somebody should have Why where was the shelfhole video on that? Why? Why did somebody pull out a phone start put a phone in his face and say, asshole, Okay, you can get to what you want. People want to make make videos go viral. Let's make this one to go viral. Right, violent passenger, do you know what happened? I was so uncalled for. I couldn't believe that this happened. That no, no, lie. I couldn't reached my phone fast enough. I was like, I almost I almost didn't know what to do. I felt like I was in a YouTube video. I could not believe what was happening. It was like, I wish we could get this guy's name. It happened right, It was a complete what right? What right does he have to just go agree on this woman? I agree? Like she's in control, like like she had nothing to do anything of the plane and he's a control of the schedule. And howd he talk to her? She was She was going around the people. People are asking, They were saying, why are we delayed? She was explaining it there was bad weather, blobble like a broken recordkeep on saying, we're very sorry. This is when they kept on this course should happen, nothing should happen. That's right, that's what I'm sorry. That's part of traveling. Oh god, it was terrible. So when so then I shuck it up, butter Cup, I said to her, I just to this guy freaking started yelling the wife. The wife yells at him, says, you know, calm down. I mean there were kids sitting behind me locked up. Absolutely should have been. She opens the door to like the the you know, the exit, and she says, please be my guest, and he storms off the flight. And runs up the thing. I mean, he's gone. And I looked at her and she was kind of person that needs to be locked up. Agree, guy that needs to be apprehension was like that. She was welling up, her face was turning red, and she had recognized me midflight, you know, so I felt even more embarrassed for her. So I just said to her, I said, I can't believe this happened. I'm very sorry for you. This was uncalled for. Did you give her a most having gift card? I did not give her. I should have given her most habn gott. Are they close to expiration? I should have. She told me that this is what happens on a regular basis. She's says that there's not a day that goes by that she does not get yelled at by a customer for no reason. Is that not who the woman behind? No, the flight attendant told me that she gets yelled at by customers that's plane every time she flies. So did with her. No, but I felt bad for her. Yes, but that's not My fantasy is to pick up the phone when I'm in a hotel stewards. She's not a steward, could be, but a bunch of Stewart I've never had I've never done something with somebody in an airplane. I'd like to do that bucket list. There you go, hashte bucket No, it's great Teas dirty bucket list. And a matter of fact, off airheads, if you want to get your own podcast, If any low fairhead wants to contribute to the off air show Great Tease dirty bucket List, you can please tweet us hashtag dirty bucket list. I think that's that should be its own part. If any off air head fulfill Gregg teas fancy freak, right, you know what, freak, that's actually have a great contribution to that show. We should actually come up with the show, and I mean for real, not in you know what do they called it? We call it um no the promises? What is it? Empty promises? Promises? So this is not an empty promise here? Why don't you and I involved forget together and we come up. We'll submit our list and let's ask some of the all fair hits to submit their list a dirty bucket list. We can't talk about that on a podcast. Why not? Well, unless it's on the Playboy channel, can we get We can't on this is the Spice Network and we're not supposed to be explicit. Well, what if we do the best we can without us work? What if we do the best things we can without using dirty words and something like that? I don't know. We get this on Adam and Eve. There's no reason why we dirty bucket browsers. Why can't we have a dirty bucket list? Why? Okay we can, we can, but we can't. But to reveal it on a on an audio podcast might be it might be a little much. So then what you're saying, ball freak, is that you do have a dirty bucket list that you don't want to talk about. Not said I didn't, but he just doesn't want to put it in. Some things are private between me and the and the people I want to do those things. Then what do you and scare you too youngs? What do you guys criticize me for? Then? I wasn't criticize We just have different things, not those things that you mentioned. Oh so, but all of a sudden, you know when I say those in glass houses should not throw stones, why that is the actual phrase about the words this guy. But if you two yugs have a dirty bucket list, why are you criticizing what's on my dirty bucket list. I'm not criticizing what Oh YouTube baulted. I said that if one of the things is getting a prostitute and you're married, there there's the issue of let's just say that that that infidelity is not on my dirty bucket list. Maybe that's on my bucket list just to see what would be like to be infidelity. Didn't want to thank you for leaving fidelity and fidelity hashtag buckets infidelity over the sound of this podcast. Oh it's been over. Oh he's he but he has more. He's he's he's on a roll. You're gonna stop this sign. You gotta end this. We're gonna have a show, a dirty bucket list show. We are, we're putting it together. All fair heads tweet us. There's another empty promise coming right out. And you started off by saying we were gonna get together. You know that's not gonna I had an email to read from the fair Show email account, and Greg t you're an idiot. You cleared the server, you shoot it down, you delete the emails as you read them. I need something to do. On the airplane, I was in a four hour delay Why are you? Why are you deleting email? What are you doing? Four hour delay? You don't delete email? Come on, I don't need those emails. Had three emails I wanted to read and they're all gone. Now if you ever emailed the show, oh your email is permanently deleted. Deleted by Greg T the muck boy. I love scaries, man, you want to leave like remixing us out? Come on, Bro's we gotta yell Jacklob, I can't mix pudding. We'll see you Thursday, all right, Helen scary. Everybody say Jackolo, Jacklo except Jacklo bald freak. Just watch me now, slash slats now. I guess it's just watch now