#386: Goin' Down On The Knob

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise up, start Up, dot.

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Speaker 2: Up, Episode three eighty six, The Broken Boys Podcast. I say that because I could have sworn it was episode three eighty six. David Brody. Yeah, I'm scary of Jones. I don't know, Yeah, I know. Is it three eighty six?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, yeah, all right. Just sometimes you lose track of things. You know, Life moves quickly, very quickly. You sound like a medication commercial. Life moves. Life moves quickly. You need scar OFVID. Life moves fast for your if you're on the go. Side effects of scary Vid may include bougionists, overspending, and broken windows. Don't let anal awards get in your in the way of your day. Speaking of windows, how's your five thousand dollar window coming along? My god, my god, I'll tell you, I'm like not happy I am this is you know. Did you get the stained glass? Did Lorna get you a stained glass? Insurgent? I tried to go with the most basic but effective method and glass to to put this thing to bed. And did you get your glass from like butt and stank? Where'd you get it from you could make all the fun you want, David Brody, Well that's my role. Yeah, you're not making me feel good. You're rubbing my nose in it. Yes, I am. So what happened with it? You got a window or not not yet? Oh no, not got a garbage bag over it? Not yet? Still there? You know. My father saw it and he goes, you know what that's character to your place? Well, you just leave it. My father pulls shades down exactly. Well, the shade is down most of the time anyway. So that's that's another pain point of this whole thing. It's like I don't even get to enjoy the window, or lack thereof. You know. You know what you do, You put down the shade, and then when the straight of home moves is opened up again, the price of glass will go down and then you'll get it for three thousand dollars. There's no correlation. So I'm just I don't know. I'm bent because you could just okay, match Box twenty kick a man when he's down, why don't you? I just I don't know. It's got to be a country song. I just don't. I cannot believe because it's it's it's just a lot of money to pay. And yeah, if you just wonder what's going on. My window broke somehow, and it was we don't know if it was stress factor on the glass or manufacturer's problem, if the building shift didn't you know, drawn strike, buildings do that strike, but it was it was the inner glass, not the outer glass. Was the Hoothi's and they have to coming after scary. You gotta repair it for from the outside, they gotta Gebecafi was a cat burglar trying to break in and steal your light switches. Yeah, and then from Buster and Douglas. And if you if you're wondering, well, don't drive insurance, Well I do. But I got the cheapest insurance possible. So my deductible is, you know, twenty five hundred dollars out of pocket. That is a lot of money. So anyway, Brody, let's just not even thank you for fucking asking. Okay, I really wanted to start the podcast on a different note and go somewhere else. And now you're you know what, if make you feel any better, I have some some negative news as well that maybe will make you feel better about yours. Okay, Before my car is well my car. True story. Yeah, I've been driving my car a lot lately. It's low on gas. I need to fill up, okay, shut up, all right. Yeah. You know, by the way, when I went to get gas, there's a Costco gas station ten ten miles from my house. So whenever I'm in the area, I get Costco gas because it's cheaper. So Costco Gas has like twenty pumps at least like three six nights, like fifteen whatever. It is a lot of them. It looks like like a gas mart. It's huge. And I pull in and I pull in, and then the car next to me, you know, across the aisle, he rolls down the window and goes, hey, man, right, can you rev the engine? I said, sure, I over yes, Oh that's awesome. I mean, it probably costs me a dollar fifty to do that to rev my engine. Right. But I like when people recognize the Dodge charger, give it respect, full of respect on it, full spec on it. So respect on it. You know. I will say though, that our minds tend to block out thing when that are that are problematic. I don't know, like years and years ago, you've been able to forget about the broken window. That's going to cost you twenty four. See this is what I was doing so well, Oh are you mill blocking out again? No way back in the day. I mean, I was foolish with a little bit of money and I and I made an investment which hurt me. I lost the money. Restaurant, Yeah, it was the kosher. I invested in a kosher restaurant, right, which I said, what do you Anthony Scary Jones investing in a kosher restaurant? This was years ago, I remember, and and I lost some money on that, and I was and it killed me for so long because when you think about it, and I'm not going to go into numbers, but I'll say this, I was able to I was able to stop thinking about it and move on with my life, and then things were good again. If you could ignore things that are problematic in your life, it may not be about a bad investment or losing money. Maybe it's it could be the loss of a loved one. It could be it could be whatever it is, what it could be. You've been able to put it out of your mind that you lost sixty It was not that much, but no, it was no was it was less but my Brody, the point is forty three you got You are a scumbag, and let me tell you got nothing you're bringing in the ground, and I'll make you feel about a scared of god. Forty thousand is a lot of money in retrospect. The twenty five hundred you have to pay for the window is nothing. Now, don't you feel better? Fuck you, David Brody? All right, thank you, But this is so my My larger point here was that sometimes your mind, you're able to move away from things by not thinking about them and just blocking it out. So I blocked that thing out years ago. Now I tried. I was trying. I was starting to block out this fucking window thing, and then you brought it up. So really, my what I'm getting at here is, yeah, let's not d well on the don't ask me questions about these. I will bring up the broken window these it's twenty five hundred dollars. I won't bring it up. But here's what I'll say. The next time you think about how much this window's costing you, but that no fault of yours in the buildings you'd be paying for, think about the forty five thousand you lost in the kosher rest. I'm enough about that. Okay, Sorry, you really you're not helping the situation. Listen, I didn't mention how much you overpaid. Was your car fifteen? They can tell me. You know, you're going back to like fifteen years ago, you know, but we all have those things in life that we're trying to invested. If you had put that forty five thousand dollars in that bit, it'd be worth like sixty Now you are a real piece of shit. I am not. I'm just telling you should have invested the money in the stock market, do you know? You want to know what you know? You want to know what's kind of funny is around that time that was around the same time my buddy Will invested in bitcoin, so I was aware of its existence, and I'm like, I could put this money into this this imaginey coast arrest. Yeah, well, if it's imaginary currency, instead you put in a coast a restaurant. You know you did? You invested in bit, Cohen, that's what you did. Keep hitting me, go ahead. I haven't had a chance to get it from the fucking floor yet, and you just keep going been Cohen, let me tell you you. You you bought Gypto currency. It's all fun and games when it's not your money. You damn right, you know what that money to lose. Listen, I got ripped off by a contractor sixty five thousand dollars. I remember this, I remember this, but I put them out of my head. I don't think about it anymore. Oh until right now, and you're laughing about it. No, I'm fucking miserable. It ruined everything. How does that make you fucking feel? Now that you thought about it? You brought it up. You just brought that upon yourself. You got you got shafted. I remember you were so fucking angry. You were a miserable mother fucker for what we recovered from it in my whole life, sixteen or five bucks, you were at afleet. But look at it this way. It's more than me. It was more than what I'm out. So there. But here's the thing. I at least got my house done. You put money into a restaurant, you got nothing. How did you get shafted like that? David Brody, of all people, the king of free dessert, How did that happen? This happened. We hired a contractor that I checked all his references. He had good references, just several years ago, A long time ago. I remember, a long time ago, we were putting an addition on the house. And what I later found out was he was taking our money. And by the way, we were in the process of having a second child, so we were any day now going to the hospital. So it was a little stressful, right, And he was taking the money, the down payments we were making and putting them towards his previous job, where he didn't have enough money to do his last job. A lot of contractors do that. That's like a Ponzi scheme, right, It's a pyramid scheme, a pyramid scheme. So he was doing some of the work for us, but at some point he was running out of money to buy supplies. Anyway, we ended up having to hire another contractor. It costs a lot of money. We sued him. We won triple damages. It's called treble damages, yep, so we won three times what he owed us. The state of New Jersey's a beautiful place, isn't it. Yeah, well so, I think I think truth Fleet's scary. I think we're out like forty grand if I have to right. But even it's like one hundred and twenty thousand dollars roughly because he didn't show up for court. Now you know me, I'm a lawyer. I'm I'm you know, I'm a lawyer. I had a great we hired a great lawyer, and we won the case. Now he didn't show up, his lawyer tells me privately, Hey, listen, my client went out and got drunk last night. He's hungover. He's so because he didn't show up. I presented my case, I had an architect, I had all you know. I was ready to go right, and we proved our We won triple damages. A week later, he claims, oh, I was in a doctor's appointment. I hurt my back on the job and that's why I couldn't come. So the judge, believing him, puts aside the judgment that we won and says, you have another day in court. We'll have to redo the case. Every man is entitled to a dang court. He had a medical excuse, even though his lawyer told me he was drunk and that's why he wasn't there. Did you tell the judge that I did? But I can't prove that so by the time the second court date came around, he had divorced his wife, put everything in her name, divorced her after that, so he didn't have a penny to his name. And so although I won, I won the case again, he had no money. He had no money and therefore I didn't have to pay me now, no but to judge, follow that whole follow the money, and follow the order in the chronologically what happened. You know what the judge said to me, what legally he could do that. I'm sorry, I screwed you, My bad basically, wow, my doll. So it was a scamboni. Yeah. From the beginning, the judge is like, his lawyer is probably like, let's just buy some more time. You'll you'll unload the money, put it in your wife's account, everything in his wife's name, the trucks, the company, the whole thing, everything in his wife's name, and then divorced her. She then owned everything, and I wasn't legally allowed to. Oh my god, holy fucking but that's like a legal loophole. This guy got away with murder. Yeah, and the judge. All I got was an apology from the judge and this lousy t shirt. Yep, No, I didn't get the T shirt. And no the one that you're wearing right now, it's a lousy T shirt, this one. Yeah, he's not as old as this court, this piece of shit anyway. So now, all these years later, is he still divorced from his wife? I have no idea. Well can't you now go back and have it aha moment and say look at this. He was lying the whole time just to get out of this. The limitations is over. I can't. I was even gonna go to j G Wentworth. You have a structure. Oh then the jingle call j G went Worth Yeah, eight seven seven cash now Yeah. I asked them if they wanted to buy my settlement, because technically it's worth one hundred and twenty thousand. If I sell it to them for thirty then it's up to them to go get the money. Then they might get a profit if they want. But they didn't want it. They're like, now what I'm meant? Wow? I went to a few different firms that do that. They buy, they buy your lawsuit if you need the money, and then they'll they'll take it if they get the payout, they'll take the risk. But I couldn't. I couldn't sell it. I tried. Wow anyway, okay, but anyway, you you you invested in a kosher restaurant, took a beating. So we all have about things. But how about that window? How about that window podcast? Can we bring the Yeah, yeah, I'm moving on. We got to bring this up because this is just two miserable bastards to start the podcast. I'm not miserable. I'm happy, go lucky. Time ago I got screwed. I think the moral of the last story was if something bad is going on in your life, and yeah, try and just think about other things and move on and don't rehash them. Whatever you do, well, let's do a podcast. What other people rehash their sh it put you in a lousy mood. You're here to make you feel better about your lives slices. Yes this is true. Well, listen to these fucking idiots. They lost a ship a load of money. My life ain't so bad. Yeah right, I said they lost money today? There thinking I lost money tonight. Well, so my friend who is in paper menu, I gotta give him a name. I'm gonna call him Jeep, has a bunch of jeeps. Here's a bunch of jeeps. He's the guy that didn't give me the money for the water bottle. Anyway, He's the guy that divided the friend along. He's the guy that went to the Barn Manelot concert with his friend's mother in law. So I'm gonna call him jee from now on. Okay, all right, gee? So Jeep Jeep says to me, Hey, let's go for pizza tomorrow for lunch, meaning today. I said, well, where do you want to go? He goes, there's a new pizza place, just real, just opened in uh, we'll call it town X. And I said, oh, if we're going to town X, let's go to the good place, the place that has fantastic pizza that I go to all the time. Everyone knows it's the best pizza in that town. He iss, no, let's go to the new place. Give him a shot. So I said, well, I just looked at the Google reviews. They're not great. The pizza doesn't look great. He goes, yeah, but they new they try harder. People open up a new business, we should support a new business. They try harder. I agree with that statement, But but I do you agree with Google ratings too? Okay? So what I said to him was, I said, look, if you're going to a fine dining establishment, I get they're gonna try harder with the service, and you know the waiters are going to be like the most attentive. But you go to a pizza place, either it's good or it's not. You can't try harder to make the pizza. You're making the pizza the way you make the pizza. He' said, come on, it's on me. If it's no good, it's my blame. I'll take the heat. I said, all right, we'll go. We went today. How I could seezza. I can see by the way across the main road, the good pizza place. That's how close they are. I can see the place I wanted to go to. So we go in. We get there at noon, roughly noon. It already sounds like ship pizza. So the reviews said, there's no established crust on the pizza. There's no crust. So we walk in the case Detroit style. They so the sign on the window says Detroit style. But the Troit style is deep dish like a Sicilian. The crust, no, this is thin cross with like a tiny little bump of crust. A crean little bump a crust. Okay, we look at the case. The case is half empty. I didn't like the pizza, so I'm not saying half full. It was half empty. And I'm looking at all the pizza at twelve thirty and it's all like three slices of this and two slices of that. And I know some places make a pie and they do like different toppings and they cut it up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What time did they just left right right where this is going? They all knew leftover right, all the pizza left over? So I have I any fucking slice of pizza. At the end of your night. You throw every motherfucking pizza away. You start fresh in the morning. There is no fucking That is bullshit. This is your empt degree, right, this is your opportunity to try harder, like like my friend thought they were gonna do. So, I say to the guy because I looked on the website and there was a picture of sausage pizza and it was sliced sausage long slice, which I like. I like the like the slices, the long slice. So I go, you gotta I go. I'm looking he is gonna help you. So I said, you got any sausage slices? He goes, no, but we will have them later today. I said, okay, but I'm here now. He goes, oh right, yeah, no we don't have them. What am I taking a fucking inventory of what you're gonna do for dinner? I'm not coming back, so uh, I go. You know what, this was scary. It was one slice that looked fucking decent. One slice of margarita slice. I'm like, you know what, give me the in margarita slice, which by the way is my favorite slice of pizza across the street at the good place. So I'm like, give me a I didn't get a soda. I didn't get He's gonna slice. Jeep goes and gets two slices, and it's so new scary. The register's not set up. They're taking cash to like uh uh four dollars for that slice. You gotta wait for them to work out the canks before you could even think about visiting a place like this. Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, very nice people. They bring the pizza to my to the table, which was very nice. The pizza looks like if you bought dough and gave it to your twelve year old kid and said, here, Mikey, you can make pizza yay. And you know, like when you take your thumb and you pinch the dough around the edge to just make a little bit of cruss the word right, that's what the pizza was like, paper thin. Now, if I'm Dave Portnoy, oh oh oh, everyone knows the rules. Oh that's the way. I like your boss style. Oh love a good bar pie. So with a crispy undercarriage. They got a big thing, big sign the window Detroit style pizza. Right, it's a half hour if you want Detroit Stop pizza. This no Detroit stalp pizza ready, It's all this thin crushed ship from yesterday spizza scary it was. It was. It was average at best. It was his five like it was. The sauce was good. The bread was like Mazza. It was like eating Mazza pizza. So after lunch, so Jeep says to me, yeah, man, I'm sorry, it's on me. I said, I told you, I told you four point one on Google. We're not going there. Ooh four point one. No, Scary Jones does not going to a four point one. Ever, they didn't have a lot of reviews. It wasn't like that a lot of reviews. So I was like, oh, maybe like there's got a lot of bad maybe they had a bad day. Nope, bad pizza, scary.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I want you to think about it for a second. After we say goodbye at the cars, he gets in his car, getting my call. He gets in his jeep. I getting my car. What did I do the second I got in my call? What did I tell you? Went right down the road and got your favorite pizza? I went right across the road to the good place, and I said, ah, I was god. I go I got to tell you something. I said, you want you to know. I went to the new place with my boy to try it because he said let's try it, and I said no, let's come here. He's like, no, let's try a new place. And I went there for pizza. He goes, how was it? I go, how was it? I'm here for pizza. So he goes, oh, I'm yeah, laughed he I'm so sorry. So I got a good slice of pizza. The point is, don't go to places. I'm not saying. I don't want to say don't go to places when they first open. I'm not going to say that get your shit together before you open the doors absolutely, or give shit away, have price and say like, hey, listen, this is a bonus. We just opened. We're a little bumpy. What they don't thanks for your patience? Don't serve day old pizza. Is I walk in on your first week of being open. I want to see you got there five o'clock in the morning. You're making fresh pizza. Yeah, whatever, And I walk in and it's all hot pizza. You don't get a second chance to make a first impression when a place is brand new. You got to be on your fucking shit because people are not going to give you a second chance, like you'll never go back in there again, a second chance thirty eight special, You'll never you will never go back in there again. You know. Well, there's also what about established places that are just resting on their laurels? Isn't celindion? What about second chances? Did she sing that, No, it's that's taking chances. Uh what do you say to taking chances? Oh? Yeah, my bet, my bet, yeah, ah, I will I got okay. So I was on a I recorded a podcast with a couple of guys from a podcast called The Brooklyn Stoop as they have. I know those guys, they're hilarious. So they tape in Brooklyn on a stoop and you sit there and you know, they interviewed me about me. I went to the stoop sat down with them the week before they had the rizzler on the rizzler that little kid. Oh you had to follow the rizzler. Yeah, what a hard act to follow. Right. Yeah. By the way, google stoop if you're not from the area. St op it's if you don't know what a stoop is. It's like the steps, the steps in front of your house. I'm just gonna give them the shortcut and then google stoop ball. Yeah, because that was a sport we used to play. Yeah, the steps in front of the house, in front of the in front of the front door. But anyway, yeah, so you know, I went to the and it was great. These guys are awesome. There are They are Department of Sanitation workers by day and they are doing this podcast in their spare time as their side hustle. And they're hilarious and they're from Brooklyn and they brody. They are a left, a left every second, they are a riot. They rip each other ten times worse than we rip each other than the two of us do. But after the stoop, they were like, come on, let's do some reviews. I'm like, fucking I Hey, let's go. So it went. We went to the city and we did. We did a couple of the Battle of the Cheese Steaks. We went to Danny and Coops, which is Bradley Cooper's cheese steak place. And then wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you went to they took you for lunch. Yeah, well, after the stoop and they were interviewing you. Why because I'm Scary Jones and they're big fans and they grew up their whole life and it was so surreal sitting with me as they as they said, as they put it. Oh, and I did a live phone tap on one of their mothers and it was fucking hilarious and it was in the moment. And how often did you promote the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Oh? I talked about three or four times? No, we did, we we we mentioned Brooklyn Boys. And did they they mentioned growing up listening to me at all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, good? Anyway they do want in case I don't even need to listen as long as I know that they they want us. They definitely they want to do a collab with us. But anyway, that's a whole other story. Yes, yes, uh so I get it. Do I get a cheese day? They checked out our podcast and they loved it so but they haven't released them. So they heard there were two of us on the podcast. Yes, they know, they know all about you. They groups into the radio station. That's how they know me and you, so they know you too. They love the phone taps. They know I do a lot of the phone taps. Yes, they know all about your history. Anyway, it was was my phone busy when they called. Well, they just wanted me on the stoop root for one. When it comes to being stoop, I understand why right, No, really, there's two of them. You imagine if we're gonna have them on, we have both of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we can. We can get their names again, Ralph, Ralphie and uh and Chris, now Ralphie, let's have let's have Chris on, but not Ralph. Well Ralph. Ralphie also is a business. Uh he makes rice balls. It's called I Got Balls and he did all the feasts, loves his balls are supposed to be so great. Okay, they will have him on, but not Chris. Chris what almost was on the Jersey Shore, except they chose Vinnie over him. It was down to him and Vinnie. So Vinnie, that's like you and me. They chose you, and so we won't have Chris on. But Chris is also has been on other MTV shows over the years. He's got a face for TV. He's a good looking kid. They both are. They're good looking guys anyway. But that's not the whole point. The point I was getting driving at. I'm not going to give you the verdict of what happened about Danny and Coops versus the other cheese steak. Ge a second, Wait a second, wait a second. You went to Danny and Coops. Yep, and you mentioned that Coops is who Bradley and who's Danny. Danny is the guy from Angelo's in Philly, arguably the best cheese steak in Philly, So Danny, but you only mentioned you only mentioned Coop. Well, Bradley Cooper's the star. So anyway, so I'm the Danny in this situation. The Danny and Coop anyway, the mistake. We did a review there and then we went to Gee's Cheese Steak and old On. Hold on if they had Danny and Coop on that podcast where they only invite Coop. All right, well, Berdie, Well we can figure this out another time. But my once again, this is a diversion sidetrack. Sidetrack, sidetrack. If I was there on this podcast, you wouldn't have a sidetrack. All right, we'll have you on at some point. We'll have you on. Now you're one of the three of them. Now you're one of the gang. We'll have you on. Well, I'll say that they they they they invited me back because they they thought that's such a great time. They were a pissa anyway, So you gotta go on twice without me. No, that's not true. Anyway, we haven't even dropped these episodes yet. But let me get to it, and they're gonna they're gonna edit me into them. My god. Okay, so we did the chief Stake reviews. We'll talk about I don't want to give anythway, but this was on going back to the original point, which was established organizations and companies that are resting on their laurels, which is the opposite of a new business startup that you experienced with bad pizza, with bad, bad product pizza. We went for dessert. They're like, well, what's some good dessert in the area. I'm like, well, Veniro's has been opened since eighteen ninety four, and let me tell you it sounds like a disease. Venis well, it's yeah, it gives for you know, Ferrara is like one of the original old school ones. Veniro's is the other one, and and they've been there since the eighteen hundreds. So we did this in Brooklyn. This is in Manhattan. We went to Manhattan. So you did the podcast in Brooklyn, Yes, the podcast in Brooklyn. And then we went to the cheese take places in Manhattan and to do side by sides on the cheese steak spots. But anyway, yeah, so we went for dessert and I said, I got just the place. And we did a review of the desert of Venios and what's the trifecta if you have to three things at the Italian pastry shop that you got the can, the termasoux or the to tofo. Okay, that's my four or five. You're gonna go lobster lobster lobster tails versus and come on, name name the third thing. What's what is the the cream the cream pie? No, I think think cookie, rainbow cookie. So we got three, we got we got three of each, right for the three of us, and and we had to do all three. Brody ah they Veniros. And I was so embarrassed because I came in hot and it's on camera and you'll see it. How I compared it to some of the best places like Villabate Alba, these places we grew up in Brooklyn, these iconic pastry shops. I said, oh, Veniros. I said, oh, they're they're right there, if not even better than those. Hold on, before you say anything, I have a couple of questions. Hold on, yeah, had you been there before? Yes, of course several times. I've actually cheated on villabate Alba, but with by bringing my family Veniros on Christmas Day. Oh I've but dude, I had to put my foot in my mouth and I think that tasted better than what you were eating. Well, the lobster claw, the lobster tail was nice and crispy, awesome, awesome. The rainbow cookie was me, but Brody, Veniro's Pastry Shop resting on your fucking laurels since eighteen ninety four, they broke the cardinal rule of Canolis, and the very second we all ate the canoli, we all said, what the fuck are you all doing here at Venia? The little pieces of jelly in it worse? Oh those little those little like those No, no, that, Brody, how do you how do you fuck up a canoli? Come on, Pizza Bagel, hold on, hold on, I'll tell you what. We leave us as a cliffanger. Answer as a cliffhanger, and we'll take a break. I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, you'll give me the answer after this, Brody, Okay, Okay, So I've had so again. This is my theory because I've had canolis that do this, and I'm very disappointed. And slices. This is slices. This goes for every fucking pastry shop that you all know. If I think we're he's gonna comeup with the right answer. If you this is a big fuck up that they did. All right, hold on, And it's not about the quality of the cream. Has nothing to do with the cream. Okay, they put in cream from one end. They put in cream from the other end, and the middle. Was that that is David Brody the Jewish Boy's answer. Oh yeah, no, no, that's not the fucking answer, Brody, because that's what pisses me off. Oh the cream on the left, cream on the right, it's hollow middle. Or like when the ice cream man, when mister Softy only decorates the top, he goes around the rim of the fucking cone, and then the whole thing is is and he'll hollow, it'll hollow, and they they don't start from the bottom of the cone. And I'm bringing the ice cream in from the fucking No, it wasn't a chinsy thing, Brody, chinsey slices. You know the answer. If you said they fucking piped the canoli hours before and left it in the goddamn refrigerator, saw, then you had the right answer. Oh, they pre piped, that's a you you we they pulled the canois out of the refrigerator. The cream was already in them. What happens when the cream has been in them for more than fucking two three hours, It cans, as we say, shangat shank God reading you bite, you bite the fucking uh you bite the shell, lay on it. No, no, you bite the shell and the shell literally bends, bends with your mouth. There's no crunch, right, it was a fucking bend. The shell sucked because the cream had been stuffed in there hours before. Every good canol maker knows that you gotta pipe it fucking fresh on the spot. And a reason, a reason. If it's a Saturday, a Sunday, and you've got hundreds of these going out, you pipe them in the morning, they're gone by the middle afternoon. You're fine. But this was piped fucking yesterday. Those canoe's been sitting there and you know what, fuck that Veniros, you've been opened eighteen ninety four, while you should know that eighteen ninety five. You should know Bettervenios. Okay, So that is and I said, the reason I guessed my thing that the middle was empty is it never occurred. Okay, Jimmy, the world thank you that Venereo would leave the Canoli's and the refrigerator. That's like when you have next you bring the Connoli home, you put in the fridge next day, canola and you're like, oh, it's mush, because there's no way to refrigerate the cream and not the shell. So you can't do that. Well, you you refrigerate the cream and you can refrigerate the shell separately. It's okay to do that, but when when the person orders them, you got the fucking baker's pipe bag. That's why. That's because there's such volume. They gotta pre they gotta prep it. They gotta prepare it on a Tuesday, on a Tuesday, on a Tuesday. I love Macona and Drake. Really really, that is a fucking that's that is almost as bad as the pizza I had today, or as serving chicken tenders and putting sauce and cheese on it and calling a chicken palm. That is a fucking crime. You don't do that. You do not hiding one part. It's like inviting a married couple. We only invite one of the couple to something. Oh like, okay, they have let's say that, let's say that podcast like our our Deanna the video person's uh wedding like that scary?

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Speaker 3: No?

00:34:27
Speaker 1: Was it me?

00:34:28
Speaker 2: It's not about marriage? God, she invited Gandhi from the Big Show without with her boyfriend. Yeah, I get that, and that makes sense to me. But but she invited me with Robin. Yeah, but there's a difference. I mean, it's not I'm not my place to discuss the differences, but you know what the difference. Okay, great, anyway, there's a difference, all right, Well you want me to talk, it's not it's not my place to discuss other people's life. No, I was gonna, I was gonna see if you wanted to have her on, because it's because she had to like whittle down her guest list and there's some certain people that put her on. Okay, but you've been at Robin for ten years, twelve years, fourteen years? How long has it been? Yeah, maybe more than that, But kad, this doesn't matter a lot. You've been a lot of the exclusive, right, You've been exclusive with Robin to the point of you're a thing. You guys are a thing, right, you guys see each other every week. You're a thing. Well, we talked about it on the air, came out live on the radio in real time. Okay. So then while I'll agree, I don't want to it's not my place. But why don't you tell me how it was discussed? Why hurt? Why Gandhi's relationship is different than yours. No, I don't know it was. I don't think every reason was given. I guess because he's comes to more things in a different state, I guess, And I don't know, right whatever, So right, she was invited without a guest, So I'm not saying she shouldn't have had a guest. I'm saying there is a slight difference in the relationship level. Okay, fair enough, that's all. I just think Robin is like families, Robin's part of the show for twenty years or whatever. I see. Robin comes to all the events. Brandon, who's an awesome dude. By the way, Look, Brandon is the fucking best. He's the best. He doesn't he's not unfortunately, because he lives out of town, isn't able to beat as much apart. Right, Oh, you know whatever, So I understand the level. When you don't have a lot of money, you got to pick and choose your levels. Yeah, that was a future topic I wanted to use on Brooklyn Boys. Was no ring, no bring question mark. I mean, is that right? A lot of you'd go to every wedding alone, buck, A lot of a lot of brides do that. They they have that little mantra, and that's how they decide the mantras. Okay, but that's not that that's not true. What about a couple that's like forever partners, they just don't believe in marriage, that live together, have kids together. Yeah, there's no ring naiga. I know. But look at look at you Kurt Russell and Goldie Horn. They've got a family after family, they've grand kids. You never got married. All right, how do we give on this topic? We were talking about fucking Sean got Canolis. What are you doing here? What are you doing? Let me ask you a question, but you brought it up. Let me ask a question if you haven't. If you're having a big party, you have a party. If you're inviting Kurt Russell, you're gonn'tvite Goldiehorn? Right of course? Yeah, of course, Goldiehorn, the great. You know what I bring? I let you know what, Why don't you bring your kids? Kate Hudson and Wyatt Russell? You have the kids that I don't care about, But you can bring those two. I'll bring four of them because that's a family I wanted my wedding. That's a family I'm inviting. I'd be like you know, you know, no ring but okay, but some weddings, I you know, whatever. But I that was so that you went on the air and discussed why she didn't invite Brandon. No, no, because it came out on the air because we were talking about r s vping for the wedding. The rs VP was ended was yesterday, that was the the coast, so that you said I'm our no, no, no, they had so so Deanna was talking about it because because people like myself and Elvis didn't click the link. And Elvis said, I'm an RSVP live on the air, how about that? And we did a little fanfare after everyone He did like one of those yeah I hear by and you know we'll attend your wedding, right, So did you say I scary Jones and we'll yeah right? Then the other thing is yeah, no Doandhi said I will be there with Brandon. And then Dianna was like, well I didn't invite Brandon. We're talking about you. I didn't you didn't get a plus one pointed out when she goes to RSVP, you'll see that. Yeah, well I guess okay, here's a question. No, no, they found out she found out live on the air that she didn't have a plus one. She didn't know it happened, It happened in real time. Oh ouch exactly, yeah, oh ouch ouchi ucci ucci ouchi. Anyway, that's not what we were talking about. We were talking about cream, sean gots canoli got I just yeah, if you and the pizza, I'm sorry, when you open for lunch, you better have fresh pizza. It's mari, ladies, gentlemen whatever you guys consider yourselves ladies and gentlemen. Saliva if you saliva? Is that a group? Yeah, it's a song. Okay, fine. So if you ever taste a canoe and and the shelf feels rubbery, it's because the cream has been in their way too long, all right. That was the That was the the crux of that conversation. And you should tell your local pastry shop that they the bakery that they can improve their product if they keep the canola cream separate. Then the shells, of course, and and then and then pipe it as you go. How many canoe's am I really ordering? How many am I piping at a time. So, unless it's a holiday weekend or so, there's a big rush on a Saturday or Sunday and you want to pre pipe, but just make sure that they don't stay piped overnight. You only pipe enough Canoli's for what you're going to use for the day. And that's it, all right. That that's my you know, you know, at my dad's party, we brought the an only guy in the guy that walks around pipe into canolis, the freshest Condoe mentioned. We actually labeled the episode freshly piped cream. Freshly piped cream that we talked about it. Yeah, yeah, the crunchiest shell. It was so good. That's a good canoli. Anyway, videos disappointed me, legacy, legendary place, but you know, hopefully somebody will set them on a better path. I was embarrassed because here I am on camera and these two guys are looking at me like scary. I don't know shit about it. I said, no, no, you don't understand. I've had them on Christmas before and they were fresh and they were crunchy and everything. I don't know what the fuck's going on in here. Embarrassed on the podcast. On second, hold on, let me ask you something. Do you actually enjoy that music? Yeah? Boom, yeah, you like that like you like that song. You cannsider it a good song. I hear it come on the radio. Yeah, you you know I like rock music. Yeah, but that doesn't really have any sounds like the Beasty Boys. No, it doesn't. That sounds nothing like the Beastie Boys. Sabotage Yeah, same same effects the boys. No, gentlemen, Yeah, that is the most irritating, grating thing I think I've heard. I'm going to send you the link. I want you to listen to the whole song. I want you to listen to all song. Come back next week and go. You know what slices? Is that good music? I'm gonna go. No, it's hard rock, you know. I listen to hard rock. I know, but at least the hard rock has, like, has some rhythm and melody to it. And there's that melody you're talking about. It's just it's I don't know, it's not my What about boom by pod boom No, boom shell lack a lack of boom? Are you telling me you don't like boom? No? I don't what is boom? You've never hold on all o? No? Please don't, please don't. We don't have to. I don't think you want to subject everybody to this. What do you doing? Play too much of it? Hold on, Oh.

00:42:27
Speaker 4: My god, I can't play anyone that is boom, here comes the boom.

00:42:38
Speaker 2: Come on, it's it's it's driving music. You know that ain't driving music. That's driving fast music. All right on, I gotta take a break. That's all right, all right, Nicki minaj Red. Listen to that. You listen. I love I love my my beats permitted, right, I like my talk chords. That's so there. You go, okay to each his own right.

00:43:06
Speaker 3: Then, boys podcast, we will.

00:43:08
Speaker 2: Be right back. So I got a restaurant story for you, not a good one. Doesn't end well, and it's not me. I wasn't there. Just I want to tell you his story. So I'm out to lunch today with my boy Jeep, and his son is young enough to be working part time jobs, you know, like retail restaurants. So he got a job at a relatively big chain restaurant. So he comes home from work last week and he says, hey, I had a disturbing experience at work today. He says, well, what happened? He says, well, I was working the soup counter and there was no air conditioning in the kitchen. It was hot. I don't know, because it was terribly hot, and I was sweating, and I was sweating into the soup. Oh you dripping? Yeah, So I noticed that the kid next to me was also dripping into the sauce. Extra salt, extra sauce. I told the supervisor and he said, wait, wait was he the s O U P supervisor? Yeah, that's right. The soup. Yeah, the supervisor revisor very good. And apparently the guy said, don't worry about it. The heat will kill the germs. What the fuck? Who's getting sweat soup? Dude? This is a major restaurant chain, major, big time. So what's the fix? The fixes? I can't eat there now. It's a location I used to go into and you know it, and you're you're now never gonna go in there again, not if I know that the people are sweating in the soup and the saw that's why it tasted so good. That's the secret sauce. The chicken Alfredo is actually from alfredo. I don't want I don't want to set. Yeah, that's that's that is. That is hard to recover from Sweatshowder, that's hard to cover from recover from what do you like? How could you would you go in there like a month later and go probably, so did you what did what exactly did you see? Like? What did you see? You saw with your friend's son said, his sweat he noticed was dropping in to the soup when he was putting soup into containers for customers. His sweat was so hot. Who was dripping into the food was dripping into the steam table. It's so insanitary. And he said, he goes, I'm gonna throw it out. And the guy's like, oh, just put in the microwave and reheat to kill the germs. So he quit. He doesn't want to work there. He quit. It hasn't worked anymore. You got to correct that behavior. But for you, you just that was a little peak behind the curtain for you. Yes, you've been even getting sweat. Can get Can I get a bread bowl? If it's a slip bowl? I'm like, no, No, that's gross, bro, that's gross. I don't know what to tell you, buddy. I I mean, there have been places that I've loved so much over the years, and then and then all of a sudden you see them come out with the report like the rat report where the Health inspector goes in and they give them like we have grades ABC. They give them like a failing grade because and then it tells you in detail, because this is a public published report, what the fuck they found? They said, is that rat vermin you know, or rat droppings in the back, or you know, the shelves had you know, it looks like they've been gnawed through by fucking some flush eating thing. It's it's a terrible and you know, I want to look the other way, and I think I have. There were a couple of places that got really shitty health reports that I continue to support. There's two of them in mine right now that I remember, we're on that list, and Brody. One of them is in Brooklyn and don't even don't say the name. And it's like, oh, like rat feces was found in the in the in the back, or they found that there was a visual that someone shot a video where critters were in the overnight. We're like, that's why you don't keep your pizza overnight, folks, That's why you throw it away, hey, in case you don't know it's crawling on it, you know. And I hate to say it, but it's it's runs rampant. We live in a city we live in and some of these places in these in these tight little West village area with these sellers, where they store the food, they store all their products, it's you know, that's where the rats are. That's where the the bugs are, the water bugs, the roaches, they're all there. So it's kind of inevitable that you're going to you know. Thence David Brody left the Elvis dr In Morning show. What are they missing? What don't they wh are they not doing anymore? What? What did he bring to the show. Well, there was a segment that I used to bring to Elvis. Are you talking about yourself with the third person again? Yes? No, I was talking about what's missing? Since Yeah, it was a little bit. There was a segment I used to bring to Elvis for a while. We did it for a while. For a while. Elvis was like, I'm done with this, but it was good for a while. In New York, they will list on a website on the Health Department website the top one hundred worst restaurants. Restaurants fail fail every week, right and fail inspection every week, so that you know where not to go. So I would print out the list and it would show you, like all the things they were sighted. That's what I was just saying. It would highlight. I would highlight all the things so that Elvis would I would give him like ten of the really bad ones. He'd be like, oh, you're like, uh, mister Ollie's and queens, uh rat feces and vermin found dead, vermin found fly flies u. You know, it would list all this shit feces and it would be like all this stuff, and I'm like and then the funny thing is not that it's not really funny. It's like three months later, these same restaurants would be listed again and you're like, how are people going to these places that have this? But it was a funny bit because it was just so over the top all of this, like it's one to get you, like, didn't have bleach near the near the cleaning station, didn't have like a rag clean rag when you have like dead rats laying around, or or all the wors seafood is not being stored at the proper temperature, like it's it's too warm, or the found and or or or a steam table with uh, let's say beef has been sitting out all day, and it's not at it's not being maintained with certain temperature, so the bacteria, the mold could grow whatever. A lot of places are cited for these little things, and more of them are in violation than not I mean, or at least none of them. They're not all perfect, you know, but none of them have ever in my not so well those times we did that bit, not once was any place ever cited for for sweat soup. So no sweat soup. Uh yeah, So let's get let's get off the grow stuff. I want to play just an audio clip and then we can go wherever you want to go. But oh, I got something for you. But we'll have to take a break for this because it'll be a big thing. It'll be it'll be real quick. We talked about the real meaning of the song the outfield You'll love your Love. Yeah. I think I played this on Slice time, but I just want to play it again. Baseball players are coming up with this music, right, that's their walk up music.

00:50:57
Speaker 5: They walk up music. Here a little wait, wait, he's gonna pitch this inning or two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So the announcers are just coming on. But then stadium's playing that song. Yeah, like, why are you coming to bat to a song about cheating on your girlfriend or your wife because they don't know the meaning of it, the same way we really didn't analyze the lyrics before this. Yeah. Yeah, you just think it's because the band, the name of the band is the outfield that they're just coming up. That's why I think they chose it's by the outfield. That's cool, it's got you know, it's it has a baseball term in it, so speaking to baseball, sometimes things sound dirty that aren't well. Keith Andandez, one of the announceers for the Mets, was talking about the player on the Braves how he was holding the bottom of the bat differently. He was holding it lower down than most players, and the bottom of the bat that rounded parts called the knob the knob. Listen to the whole conversation and picture the whole thing. If he was talking about something sexual and not about the bat.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, because really goods down on the knob, more than I've seen usually would hits. When you say hits on the knob, his pinky is on the knob, have you had that? His pinky is below the knob.

00:52:15
Speaker 2: You've had that.

00:52:16
Speaker 3: Look at that. It's on the bottom underneath. That's very unusual. Why would you do that? I don't know. I would go the knob, Gary, if a picture had a good change up. He'd go the knob just to get a more length on my back.

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Speaker 2: He wants to get used to choke up an inch on the knob. You have a wrap your pink here on the knob, around the knob. That's very funny. This is how it started. Here we go. I want to play the beginning. It's the beginning.

00:52:43
Speaker 3: Because really goods down on the knob more than I've seen.

00:52:47
Speaker 2: He gets down one down on the knob, that sloped the knob. He gets down on that knob. Good time, very very fun The last restaurant thing here there was a and pull it up. A woman went to on the Border, one of my favorite restaurants, Love on the Border. Although a lot of them have closed, only one left in the area. A woman left a one star review complaining about her ice melting in her drink and the restaurant owner's response. People are posting it. So here's what she wrote. This was her complaints. Scary, you tell me if it's legitimate. I'll read what the manager wrote. This was her Google review. I showed up ten minutes before closing, and the waitress looked angry with me. You can relate to that scary right, sure, she wrote, Honey, if you want to close earlier, then change your hours. Well, first of all, you can't walk in ten minutes for closing and expect to sit down in order. You have to be a human being and know that that means you have to be done at closing. Okay, she wrote, the menu had too many options and it stressed me out. Whose fault is that? Then? She wrote, they serve chips and salsa before the meal, and when my food came, I wasn't even hungry anymore. Whose fault is that the waitress said things like no problem instead of you're welcome. That's basic manners. They must use warm glasses because the ice in my drink melted too fast and watered down my drink. The portions were too big, so I got it to go bag. I left the bag in my back seat on accident, which is by accident, not on right, I'm sure, on accident, And now my car smells like their food probably won't be back unless they fix their attitude and their menu. Now is any of that anyone's fault of hers? No, this is all on her squarely. Okay. So she's mad her eyes smelted. Okay. She's mad that the food portions were too big. She's mad she left it in her car. She's mad that they were closing in ten minutes when she walked in. She's mad they gave her salsa and chips. Woul she made her full before her food arrived because she was forced to eat the sime blaming yourself, honey. Here's the response on Google review from the manager. Let me get this straight. You're angry because one you showed up right before closing and were upset that our staff looked like they were closing. Two, you ate so much food that you weren't hungry anymore. Three ice melts. Four you're angry because we gave you too much food. Five we didn't personally escort the to go box out of your back seat. We're sorry the laws of time, temperature, and personal responsibility didn't work in your favorite. Any our hours, ice, manners, and menu will all remain unchanged. That is a great response. Great response. Now is anything she complained about legitimately. No, it's not. It's all fucking fake. And they got a one star because of that. And that sucks because people are only going to see that top line item and that's the rating, and the rating is gonna suffer unfortunately. That's terrible. I want to hold up the picture of her. Can you see her picture? Oh, my, Gobby, that's Gabby. What does she look like? Her real name is fucking Karen, Karen, Karen and big black glasses. But she is she is the Karen she is. That is that is what Karen looks like. Yeah, change the hours you're open. If you don't want Rody, you should have jumped in on that. Respond to her. Can you get in there? People should? People should download it. I don't have the I don't have the actual, Well, the actual when you come back on Instagram. Right when we come back, we're going to talk about something that I think. Uh, I don't know. People are gonna have an opinion one way or another. Well, isn't that what everything? One way or another? I just let it. I led you there one way or another. I'm going to find you. I'm gonna get you, get you, get you scary. So this is a story that started locally on the Point Pleasant Beach Boardwalk, but blew up nationally and went viral because of a video clip that that it included. There's this very famous, long running place across the boardwalk from Jenkinson's called Joey Tomatoes. Joey Tomatoes is a pizza place on the Point Pleasant Beach Boardwalk. A family was in there celebrating their five year old nephew's birthday, and according to the family, they had called ahead and they specifically asked if it would be okay to bring a birthday cake for the five year old, and they were told yes by a lesser employee. Keep that in mind. Then they went on to spend forty two dollars a pie, two hundred and fifty dollars in pizzas, with drinks and pizzas twenty fifty bucks, and at the end of the meal, they went up to the owner to ask for a knife to cut the birthday cake that they brought. Okay. So this is where I guess the viral clip picks up because they were denied the knife. The owner was like, no, what are you talking about. We're a pizza place. We're not a fucking birthday place, a party venue. We serve pizza, not cake, and you should have brought your own well you should have brought your own knife. But I have kids. You bring your knife if it's to that kind of place. Well, the owner, Doreen, was seen on video this is what went viral. You can look this up now, screaming and yelling. And obviously there's three sides to every story, right, your side, their side, and the truth. One of the sides is the truth sometimes yeah, but the only thing seen on camera is this woman going off is the own are going off on them. She didn't use any racial slurs. Well they're starting to on no, no, no, no. Online the online sentiment, you know, the comments section the peanut gallery. Everybody the internet is siding squarely with the family, saying, look, she called ahead, she got permission. All she was asking for was for a knife. But the but the owner, unbeknownst to her, her employee, gave them permission to bring the cake. But she said, I ain't supplying you with a fucking knife. Now that's where I think the owner fucked up. Okay, forget about your policies for a minute. You're talking about a five year old's birthday. They spent two hundred and fifty dollars in pizza. They chose you a place, they chose your place to celebrate. So I would come down on them right then and there and be like, you handle it wrong. The fucking customer is always right. You want to prevent, and especially in this day and age, if not, people must have a knife. Of course they do, of course they do. She was being a spiteful bitch. I've fucking been there, I've supported that place over the years. I've been drunk coming out of Jenkins's, eating at Joey Tomatoes. You've made millions of fucking dollars off of everyone's bones. It's bullshit. She shouldn't have She shouldn't have argued. She could have kept it, and it would have kept everything out of the press. It would It would have tied it up into a bow. Plus, you can't yell when everyone's got a phone. He was recording. It was a terrible mistake. It was a missteps. Say let's say in a million years, you don't have a knife. Let's say they legitimly only have pizza cutters. Let's say legitially they haven't got a knife. You know what you do. You know what, I don't have a knife, but let me run next door. Yes, I bet you they have a knife. Make the accommodation for your customer who just spent two hundred and fifty dollars. Now, so obviously this place is being crushed. They're calling it rotten tomatoes. They're calling the other people are throwing tomatoes at Joey Tomatoes, and and they keep going back to the fact that what did the employee give the permission over the phone? Whatever? Either way, Joey Tomatoes maintains that its policy prohibits outside desserts and that they don't do cake at It's a safety, a food safety, a liability and operational concern. Now now you're sitting there. Now you're throwing a party for your kid at the restaurant. Now, now then the question comes in, are you holding that those tables from being turned over so new customers can't come in and sit, because now you're kind of thwarting the revenue stream of Joey Tomatoes. I can see, you know, in a weird way, if I may back off my my pill for a second. Yeah, about the profanity laced rant you were on, I can understand, as you know, these are not the policies you're here to. You got to make your money. You got to meet your say, I'm not giving you a knife because it's yeah, yeah she said. She just flatly said, no, no, no, you're not kidding a knife. Sorry. No. You know what if you go to like a Michelin Star restaurant and you ask them for ketchup for your steak, and they go, we don't have ketchup. We don't We're a Michelin restaurant, right, then I get like, they'll go, no, you're a fucking pizza place on the Jersey Shore where you're probably like average at best, but you do business. Because I'm not saying they're average, but most of them are like shit pizza because your Jersey show, you're on the boardwalk. What else you're gonna do? You gotta eat something, right, So you go to like a boardwalk pizza place. Then most of them aren't great. Some of them are good, but most of them are like, well, I'll eat it. Like when you go to a baseball game, you're like, mah, whatever the pizzas, I'll eat it. Decent, you know, or you're in a fucking food court. It's food court pizza, and you're gonna cop an attitude exact a customer who could have gone anywhere for the kid's birthday party? Right, Oh my god, slices, what would you do? Would you? Would you rip them? On social media? They who's wrong here? I think she's wrong. I think don't be yelling. Don't be yelling. I'll ever happened beforehand. Don't be yelling. It's disgraceful. What was going on on the video? Now again I only saw the one video. There was other There was a lead up. I'm sure listen, the customer could have called her a bitch. The customer, of course, I'm sure all that happened to ramp up to the anger part and then they hit the corn. In fact, it's like, BYO B. If you go to a restaurant, let's bring your own right right, he'll open the bottle of wine, of course, they well, they make charge of a corkage feed. But I don't tell you. Oh sorry, we don't have a we don't have a cork screw. No, but damn well, it's a little different. It's a little different there because the wine and the is invited into the restaurant, you cater. Yes, I agreed, that's what and that's what I was going to do that pizza place, customers restaurants, you know what I would do? Hey, you know what? Is it an ice cream cake?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

01:03:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably frozen. Let me get some hot water and I'll come out and help you cut the cake. If it's a regular cakey cake, then you just give him a fucking knife. What's the big deal? You Look, if you don't want a customer having knife, is safety reasons, then take two seconds and go cut the cake from you. You say, you know what, We'll cut the cake. It's just safety reason, right right. I get that we can't give knives to customers because what if the customer? Now, look, how much damage can you do with a straighted knife? But let's say you have a straight Now you don't give us I get it. You don't want to give a customer a straighted knife. I get that. Then go out and cut the cake for them. Go out and get one of your overserve, overserve your customer. Treat them with worth respect? You do you give Michael Mikey stop sweating a soup and go and cut the cake with his customer. How long does that take? What does it cost? Because it costs nothing, but she but the owner whatever she she was standing on principle that we do this is our policy, and didn't even go to verify allegedly if her employee gave permission, didn't give fair and it doesn't matter at that point, even if even if it was a made up lie. You're now all the way in this. They're two hundred and fifty dollars deep. The kid is five years old. Do you think he understands what's going on? Let the kid have a birthday. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Do you own a restaurant? Do you have a legitimate reason not to help with the cake situation? Would you stand would you stand on principle and say, I'm not cutting that cake for you. I'm not giving you a knife now again, safety reasons. You don't want to give them knife. I get it. You don't have a plastic knife. You have not to go knife. Nothing I happened. I happen to fucking love Joey Tomatoes. I do. I've been there several times over the years. You know me, I spent my entire life going to the Jersey Shore. Yeah, and I cannot believe that a long standing business that has been there for as long as they have and has as much experience as they have would stand on that this is the hill they want to die on. So I don't know if it's gonna affect their business much. They're in a very They're in the most popular location you can be for the Jenkinson's Point Pleet Pleasant Beach boardwalk. But I'm just you made a stupid mistake on camera and now the internet and the and the cunt he's talking about it. You know your business might be affected. It may may may not, may not, they may you know. I'm looking at the Google reviews. Oh what is the new? Because Joey Tomatoes always had like a four point four. Now this is Joey Tomatoes in Point Pleasant Point Pleasant Beach. Yes, okay, they must. They must be having their reviews removed. They must have, yeah, because oh I know, people went in, people went in and gave them one star. Yeah, Okay, the most recent review is a month ago. Oh they are that's all been erased. Yeah, and their review is down to three point seven. But all the reviews are gone. I'm gonna look at their lowest ratings a year ago, two months ago. Yeah, no, those those are gone. But I get I think they kept the ratings. Three slices, two drinks thirty dollars. What a ripoff? Three slices, three drinks fifty two dollars. Wow, totally overpriced for a large pizza thirty four. By the way, this person wrote, totally overpriced for a large cheese pizza thirty four dollars. You know what, sorry, fuck you. You called it a cheese pizza. Cheese pizza. It's just called pizza. Yeah, it's pizza sixty first plane slice of pizza. Huh Yeah. Anyway, there's no reviews for the past month. Of course. No that they got him erased because I know people were going in there. Facebook groups are like them. You can prove these people weren't really there. You can have them removed. I will say, the pizza looks good. It's good pizza. But attitude from the I had today. Come on, let me ask you, okay, let me ask you a question. Slices help me out here. Scary this pizza place I went to today that just opened the pizza even though it was cardboard from the day before. It wasn't good pizza. It was no crust, it wasn't good pizza. Now should I go in and leave a legitimate bad review so that other people warned because that's a good customer, that's a good service to the community. Or is that bad for a new business thoughting out and it's hurtful? I think I think. I think they need to know that they need to improve. No, you've got to let them know. No, leave the review. They're not going to get any better. That's how they make pizza. They may, they may, they may get better. Either. You don't make cross There's way too much competition and way too little room for error. They'll be fucking closed in six months if this is the direction they're going in. How about this? Had lunch today at this place? Listen. The best thing I can say is it's only it's right across the street from Good Pizza. There you go. You know, you don't want to be a dick but Unford and you don't want to sink a new business. But you got to be truthful and you you have to tell it like it is. Let they need to improve, they need to put the effort in. Well, I won't go them back so all right, Well that's all. That's all I got for you today, folks. So oh is that our last break? That was it? Oh? Then I got to just wrap up. Let me just wrap up. Want to thank a couple of people, go for it. I posted on Instagram this week that August eighth was my last day in radio four years ago. August eighth was my last day, and I said, oh've been sleeping late. I put a song in sleeping late, sleeping late. So I just want to thank a lot of people had some very nice things to say. I'd like to thank fab for forty nine er. I can't believe it's been that long. Already. You are so missed, but I'm thankful to still hear you on The Brooklyn Boys, my favorite podcast, Stephanie with an F from New Jersey, So thank you. Stephanie with Shelby Fergster. Missed you on the Big Show and especially on their podcast afterwards. So thankful. The Brooklyn Boys lives on. Love you, Brody, so good Brooklyn Boys. Holy fuck, hard to believe I miss you still. That's Leah and oh John L. Wrights really wish you on the after show podcast. You were great on that. Thank you for that. It's very nice. And one last shout out to Lizzie Grant, who was in Berlinington not rom Mount Burlington. The store like it used to be Burlington Code Factory. Yeah now it's just Burlington. Yeah. She was in Burlington in Tennessee, originally from Staten Islands. She was in Tennessee and she was in the Little Boys department. And I don't know if you can see that shirt. Look how cute that shirt is. Look at the label Scary makes the shirts. Gosh, no, can you read it? It says Brooklyn Boys. There's a label of boys clothing. Boys. Yeah, not the Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys. That's awesome, that's great. So she saw that, she's like, oh, there's a line of clothing made by Brooklyn Boys. And they're probably not from Brooklyn, but if they are, shout out, shout out to you. A lot a lot of stuff we didn't get to. So I'll talk to you about how chatchy pt Uh implied I was a pervert on next episode. Oh, I can't wait for this. But you don't need chatchypt to tell me that. For years you Broclyd bye not Brocoli proclin boys brocol