#178: Fondling, Fraud & Fries

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I'll say so, uh, somebody tried to correct Scary's grammar today and I had to do what I hate doing, which was correct the correction right. Because we also have another saying if you're going to correct someone and they were wrong, they were wrong, but they were on team Brody. They're like, oh, for no reason. They just jumped the gun. They used assume that what was coming out on was wrong. But right, you said, um, something like who's better than I? Who better than? Who better than I? To take care of that? Something like that, And so in that sense it's correct. That is correct, right, it's who better? Who? Uh what? What better? Who better than I? The king and I? Something like that. You said something like that. The point was it you can do me depending on the situation. In that that usage, it was correct. And I had to let them down because it was so excited. So if it was you, I apologize. It is what it is. So that's a very overused phrase, by the way, it is what it is, it is what it is. Well, there's a podcaster I like from Canada, and I don't know if he says he's saying it wrong or in Canada they say differently. But he keeps saying it's what it is. It's what it is. No, no, no, no, no, right, Well that's what I'm saying. I don't know if that's if if it's him saying it wrong the way Americans and Canadians saying yeah, or he's just canadian izing it. And that's what they say. Yeah, that's what it is. It's what it is. No, no, no, no, it is what it is. That's the phrase. There is no that's what it is phrase. While I look, I tried googling, and I couldn't find anything. So right, So I'm actually there are people that probably work in your company, you know where you know, that have been there forever, right, the crusty people, the people that are you know that that have like that have been there longer than the wallpaper. Why you guys do it now? Yeah? So what I'm looking for is a very funny list. It's like the top eight answers, almost like family feud. You know what, Brodie, I'm gonna I'm gonna quiz you on this because I think that in the game I used to write, the game you used to write for that was the RAN's big show after this week. Yeah, we'll talk about that later. I want to I want you to give me the top Actually, we'll do the top six answers on the board. Is the oldest the oldest person in your building that's been there the longest and really is the one that should retire. What are the top six things that they say to you when let's say I say, hey, Brodie, how's it going? Okay, you're the crusty old guy. By the way, you're just playing a role. I don't really mean thank you? Ye have list? Yes I do? Okay, okay, Hey, how's it going? Yeah, same ship, different day. That is not on the board. Okay, number one? Okay, No, okay, what's the list? No? No, I want you to give me some more. Hey, how's it going? You know? No? No, not on it? No, Hey Brodie, how's it going? Don't ask? No, hey, Brodi, how's it going? You don't want to know? No, okay, let's bring it back a little bit, Brodie. Okay, hold on a second. I know you can get this on mind milding. Once you get one, you're gonna get all of them. Okay, but these are the ones I would hear. This is when someone think of Okay, someone around the office, all right, they're like, you know, they're the ones that the water cooler, and they're like, hang around, how's it Are you sure? How's it going? Is the phrasing? Yes, so hey Brodie, how's it going? Slow? No? No, no, no, no, no, give me one number one answer no, give me the number six? Answer Another day in paradise, who says that a lot of people do. Here's another one, and day above ground is a good day. Oh, you're talking about like nine year old people. Well that's the oldest person. Is the crepit person in the building. If you're if you had a job, it's the person that really needs to retire. I set it up that way. Yeah, I know. But same ship, different day is classic. Okay, maybe that's that one should be on the list. By complaining about the list, I just's it going? I know, the slicest screaming out one of the right answers. Another day, closer to the grave, another day and the dollar there it is number three answer on the board another day. Okay, Hey Brodie, how's it going? You're missing one obvious one? Everything hurts. What I would say could be worse. It could be worse. I fill in the list. I'm done, okay, I said, living the dream? All right here? Hey Brodie, how's it going? Living the dream? The obvious one? Okay, I don't know. I don't know the first one, given that the first one was living the dream, I'll missing number two and four right now, missing number two. I don't know what it is because Brodie, how's it going? Who live in the dream? Number one? Everyone's living the dream? And my favorite one, the one we missed it's going. I said it's going. You didn't say it's going slowly. I said whatever. Anyway, Okay, I've been a lot of slices, was screaming right now, years old. And if they all God bless them, we love you. But whatever. Otherwise, I don't love your list, But I'm not going to complain about the list because if you're on Family Feud, you can't complain about the game. That is correct. Are you watching? You watch Family Feud slices? You have watched Family Feud and you have like the mcgillacarty family. They go name a type of sports ball and you go, uh, ping pong, And however, he goes right, they show me you sports pig pong. Right, did the mcgilla cutties go whoa, whoa, whoa? This game sucks? Who did they survey where's ping pong? They just suck it up? Right? We reserve that for Elvis urring in the Morning Show. Yeah, that's something that's some bullshit. Thee For some reason, the people on the game this is crap. Why isn't my my answer on the board? People that don't understand what we're talking about. Brody writes the Family Feud games if you don't listen to the Big Show, and lately he's been catching some heat later from Every time. Every time he writes the game and an answer is not on the board, one of the girls usually yell. We'll screaming, yell, say did you not have blah blah blah on the board? How could you not? I don't understand. The best pets to have in your house is an iguana? Why is an iguana on the list? I have an iguana, like I just all of them, all of them? Did Elvis yells? I don't know why that's on the list, because listen, you know what the the iran part is is, sometimes I'm watching Family Feud like an an old episode, and I'll steal one and I might tweak it a little to make it funnier. But for the most part, I don't take any of the good answers off right there as is. So if you're yelling, why isn't such and such, I don't know. Family Feud poll survey a hundred Americans across the country. That's what they came up with. I'm not writing top six answers. You people on the morning show would would guess right, it's gotta be generic across the board answers. True. So I'm just waiting for the game show where you know you yell at that, you're yelling at the host or the creators, you're yelling at the producers. Well, I'll get that Pink Pug balled up your day. This game sucks. I should win, you know, I gotta deal with you know, there's a lot of complainers. Speaking of complainers, complainers in my building, I don't know how you would handle this, Brodie, if you move, if you lived in a high rise building. Um, there was a very important and necessary project that needed to be done this week in my building. It's I'm not gonna get into the technical actalities of it had to be upgraded. It's called no, no, let's not even go there. It has nothing to do with anything. It's called the switch gear project. Okay, there's problems within the electrical equipment that we're let's just say this after Superstorm Storm Sandy several years ago. Ship got ruined, okay, and if it and it has been delayed for several years this project because it requires several companies and utilities and companies everybody who worked together during the course of a week, because they have to put the building off of main power and go on generators. Okay, the entire building's power. That it includes my refrigeration and my air conditioning and my even apparently hot water too, everything the whole thing. So so so this has been postponed several times because all these companies and alliances and utilities all need to agree on a date. And for whatever reason it's been it's long overdue. And they said that if the switch gear, I'm just gonna call it the switch gear to be simple. If it doesn't get fixed, there's gonna be bigger problems in the future. It has to get done. So they earmarked this time this week, this past the week that we're on right now, okay, to do this from my building. And they had several emails sent and I think the problem is people don't read their fucking email because we were all copied to the email. It's two D fifty six apartment in this building. Okay. Well, what what happened was when they went to from the main power of the building, to the generators. People lost their air conditioning. It was sweltering hot in my apartment for the last three days. I keep in mind, you have central air conditioning. You don't know, like right, right, right, we have an HVAC system, central air if you if you live in a high rise, chances are you may you may have that. Some people have the the units. We don't have units. So thank you for clarifying. And you may live somewhere, but there's no such thing as I right, right right, But just know that we all share a giant air conditioning system within the building. It just comes out of our events, right, and part goes everywhere exactly. It's arbitrarily shared around the building, right, Okay, great, Now here's what sucks my poor the poor handyman and the the superintendent of this building and the people who manage it. They've been dealing for the past three days because again, no one knew that when you take the building off of the main power and put it on the generator that the air conditions were going to go out. But it did. Okay, Now the air conditioners were blowing hot air everywhere and it's a ninety degree We've had a ninety degree heat wave the last few days. So people have the audacity to bitch and moan and complain to everyone in our building, to the anyone who gives who listened, from the people that run the dormant, like the doorman and the postal guy that comes to the team, Shut up, dick. My point is any people. None of these people have anything to do or any control of it. And then of the situation. So it is a terrible situation. I was, dude, I was sweating balls going to bed the last two nights I had. I literally swept them just boxer shorts with no shirt on. That is not me. I took off my child World shirt just just to like, because I was gonna be hot all night. And I'm swearing as I'm standing here right now. Brodie, it's still not fully back yet. It's it's getting better in here, but okay, we all have to suffer a little bit. But for God's sakes, leave the people that work here alone and read your email, and you know, it's it's almost like like my building people like they did it on purpose, like they're evil, Like, how dare you? How dare you do this project in the middle of the summer nobody. It took a lot of coordination and energy to get this project done. It seems like bad timing though it is bad timing. But the thing is, this has been planned for months. You just can't say, oh, it's gonna be ninety degrees this week postponed because guess what, I won't get done for another three and a half years. Because again I told you, there needs to be an alliance of several companies all doing the the elevator people. There's a lot of people involved in a high rise build. But these ungrateful, fucking tenants that live here, these assholes, because they've just given so much ship to the people that are working around the clock to get this thing done and corrected. I'm not happy. I'm sitting here. My balls are sticking in my chair right now. Is I'm sitting here broadcasting to you? Now? Why don't they go to the nightclub? Isn't there a conditioning in the in the nightclub? What are you talking about? There's no nightclub here next to the SPA. Brodie, you to make it okay, you want to make jokes, keep keep making jokes. What I'm just trying to apologize. I don't know if I don't know if you would fall on the side of these assholes, if you would be one of the assholes as you on, what, well, that's exactly it. I think you would be one of the douchebags complainly world World War two? Brodie, what side you we're gonna be? You want to be calling for your maintenance fees back, but that we pay for you know, that's gonna be those panels and the avengers? Where you falling on that? Come on? What kind of what kind of question is that? I just don't know how you feel. Sausagen and meatballs or vegetables, Brodie, help me out of here. Come on, So you're saying you'd be a complainer, Oh my god, you're bad with analogies. Holy shit. Why would I be on the on, on the on the access power? When I stop it? You just set these people a horrible human beings and then ask me what side i'd be on. Even if I agree with them, I can't come out and say that now. Idiots do not get the analogy. Yes, yes, but I'm what I'm going after is okay because I set it up and I painted them to be evil people. I get it. I understand the empty Emperor against Luke. Who you a team you on? Come on catchup or Mustard Brod. I don't know you well enough on team Mustard. Ah do you feel okay? Yeah? Okay? These people listen. I don't know how old they are. They're all families there, every Maybe maybe the old ones who are like, hey, how's it going hod enough for you? Maybe those people from your your family feud survey there. Uh you know, don't take the heat. Well I know, but everybody listen. They know it has to be done. This is a necessary It's just like a tooth that's rotting in your mouth that's causing you so much pain that you need to get extracted or you're gonna have even bigger problems down the road. It's preemptive. It needs to happen, that's the whole thing. So so shut the funk up, everybody. You stop like calling out, the calling down to the front desk, like yelling and cursing. More people have something to do with it. If they have, I know, but they got somebody's no way conditioning. Yeah I know. But I'm I'm grinning and bearing it. I'm sitting here because I understand the point you're moderately young. You have a window, right? You have one window in your house? Right? Ter is that the only window you have is the terristrooms? I have it. I have it a balcony that opens, yes, Right, do you have a window in your bedroom? I do, but I would wouldn't open it all right, So you really have no ventilation? Not real? So I listen. If I'm the building, I give out fans to people, you know, I get I give him something, but uh, or I provide like some kind of like that you have a party room in the building, no joke, like like, so can't they like air condition that room and have people go up there? Like there's no lights so that's the thing where our generators, So there's only emergency lighting in the common areas. You know. It just sucks to me, though, that people are so inconsiderate and so impatient. They've been told, they were warned about this thing coming, and so it's here and we're all living through it. Just just okay, just but you buy a fan for your house and just deal with it. I'm dealing with it. I'm still That's why I'm grumpy, That's why I'm a miserable. Fucking she the sluggish mood, Brodie, because I don't have any a c right now. It's it's pretty nasty. But don't, for God's sakes go after these people that are just trying to fix the problem. You're only okay with people complaining. You just want them to complain to the right people. I don't know. I don't want them to complain to anybody because it has to be done. It just has to be done. So you know, I'm complaining to you and the listeners, and I don't mean to do that, but I'm more venting. Weren't of anything, you know, I And the reason why I asked your opinion is because I'm wondering, would Brody be one of the complaining neighbors that was would try and be like, you know what, I want to discount on this month's maintenance fees because I didn't get proper air conditioning for a week. I don't know, I don't know how absolutely I would want some kind of kickback on my rent. I'm paying full price that includes That's what I'm saying. You would be the free dessert. You'd still go after the free dessert. Of course, I'm paying full price for a full rent that includes air conditioning. I'm getting air conditioning. Then you're gonna subtracted you divided by thirty, and then I subtract how many how many days was that as I will get into this at some point about the issue I talked about last week. My router you did right, so uh, I'll talk. I'll tell you right now, give you update. The overnight router that was supposed to come uh Monday didn't come till this morning, which is Wednesday. So you're gonna get more free. I'm gonna get three days of credit on my WiFi because it's been ship service for three days when they told me they would overnight. Actually it's three almost make it six days because you just cut out right there and a little blip. So alright, alright, enough of this, but just people, just you know, and I don't know who listens to the podcast that's in my building, but nobody apparently luckily hopefully for you, hopefully for you. I just want to go no, no, you see, I need a town forum. I need one of those building link uh you know, you know those where everybody talks, because I will seriously lay into every every tenant in this building because I'm so angry that they're being so inconsiderate, impatient. I hated all. Well, I'm glad. I know what the side you stand on the side of free desert. I can't no, no, no, no no. I stand on the side of free dessert. But I stand on the side of don't yell at the wrong people. But you gotta yell at somebody. I don't think anyone that the universe needs to be balanced out, No they do not. There's gonna be some yelling. No one gets to yelling. This kid in this Kevin didn't approve the job back in February. Somebody said no in February. Somebody wanted more money, somebody wanted more hours, somebody wanted some guarantee. Yeah, you think that that it was was poorly planned because at the time of year they decided to actually execute it. But in all fairness, the the HVAC system was not supposed to fail when they went on generator. That was an unforeseen circumstance, Okay, so that they were dealing with that as it happened, They're like, oops, we didn't plan on this anyway, all right, It's just it's aggravating. How how is you. How is your day? Bro? How was my day? Huh? Let me see what happened to me today. I can tell you what happened to me over the weekend. It's a follow up to a previous story. You guys, remember the I told you went to the diner on Mother's Day and they owed to cheese fries with gravy, and I didn't get the gravy, and right, you guys listen in order, so you know, and the guy was like, well, your gravy is free, so we don't know you anything. And I had a fight for my fries with cheese and gravy. So I call up and I placed an order. On Saturday, my daughter Um had some friends over and they had a little little pool party, and she so, can we order some food from the diner? Can you can you order it and pick it up and I'll get everyone to vent on me the money. It's okay, sure, no problem, because they all wanted like cheeseburger deluxe is and veggie burger. They wanted like fifteen eighteen dollar meals. They wanted shakes, the whole thing, right, okay. So I said, well, if they're gonna vent my memory of the money. It's fine because I wasn't planning on It wasn't like a party where I invited people. They wanted to come over and use the pool with the kids and whatever. So that's fine. They they're gonna pay for it. So my my kids says to me, why don't you get something for yourself, you know, since you're going anywhere you like that diner. I said, okay, that's fine. So I order my patty melt no onions, and my fries were cheese and gravy. And I said to the girl on the phone, I have a credit for fries with cheese and gravy from the last time I was here. I ordered and they didn't put the gravy in and I have I have a credit. She's, oh, no problem. I said, can you edit to my order please? My name is David. Yeah, no problem, you got it. So I got to pick up the order. It was like, I don't know, eighty bucks with tax and tip. And I said, did you did you give me the fries with cheese and gravy? Says yep, and we didn't charge you for it. It's in there. It's okay, great. Uh so thank you again. Sorry about what happened last time, but you know you got it's no charge tonight, and she showed me the receipt. So so I take the bag of food home, big chopping bag of food. I get home. You're ready with You're ready with you ready ready? And so I get home and I take out my kids shaped waffles and the batty mouse. Everything's coming out of the bag, the veggie burg the locks for the kid another and I take out the fries with cheese, and there's a bag a side bag with cole slab and pickles. That's right, and guess what, there's no fucking gravy again. They're doing it on purpose. I need to believe that that people are not that stupid in this universe. I was very polite both times. So I called back and I asked nicely to speak to the manager. He gets on the phone and say, hey, how can I help you? So I tell him a story I just told you, and he says, oh, I'm so sorry. I can't. Oh God, I'm so I'm so sorry. As well. Listen, we'll definitely give you another credit for for chee fries with cheese gravy. He's but I gotta tell you he's let me, uh, you know, it might be helpful. I'm not playing anybody. I'm not saying that it's your fault, but just so you know, maybe it'll be helpful to my team. On the menu, they're called jersey fries, so I said. So, I said, well, first of all, that's what you're calling them. I get that they're actually called disco fries or cheese fries with gravy, but more importantly, not knowing they will call jersey fries, right, I actually said the word gravy. I like, in other words, if I had ordered jersey fries and they didn't know right that that meant fries with cheese and gravy, I get that, right. If I had said, hey, give me disco fries and they were like, oh, he must you know, waffle fries. He wants waffle fries, then it's okay, it's my fault because I used a term. But if they've got a term and they know what that term means, I or like if they call it like the Big Dog and I said, give me a cheese burger with bacon and uh and uh sala kraud, like I would have those two condiments that they can interpret on their own. But it actually wants the big dog, right. They had to run it up on it, right. Okay, so when I say fries with cheese and gravy, you then you ring it up as the Jersey fries. There pre programmed robots. Yeah, they can't think on their own. You expected to think one iota out of out of order. Forget it. I said the way I ordered it actually used the word gravy. I in fact, I said, the last time I ordered, I didn't get gravy. You think that they would go make sure this guy gets gravy because last time he didn't get gravy, and that seems to be the focal point of his fucking life. I wanted to dip my burger in the gravy. I wanted to dip my fries in the gravy. I wanted to dip my balls in the gravy. There's no gravy. That's it. The whole thing was a charade for me to get gravy. Now you can dip your head in the fucking toilet and flush it because you ain't getting ship. So he says to me, I'm gonna give you a credit for fries and gravy again, I said, you know what, can I get it? Just give me a credit for twenty bucks? So I go whatever I want is yeah, you're better off, So I got a credit. No, they funked up my word twice. Yea. How hard is it? Fries with cheese and gravy? Sorry, no, it does not compute, not compute in my head, I do not understand. You do not say magic word magic word. Well, you want to hear about my Jersey fries. Jersey fries. That doesn't have to do yet. If I ordered Jersey fries and didn't say gravy, they would come with gravy, right yeah, okayodcast scary and rody? Um, you wanna do some sound? Also? I have a lot of things on my phone in my photo gallery, I have screenshots perfect for an audio podcast. Well done, I'm gonna I'm gonna read them. Genius. Uh, I would like it to play the sound I gave you. But I also want to go over how I got attacked on Twitter again and I had to I had well, I had a really bad one and had a fun one that people were following along and laughing because uh it was fake customer service. Let Hendie because we have it. Okay, alright, what's the not the fraud one? What else do they send you? Do you have to play from your phone? Because it's that woman from Lenny's Pizza, you know, scary and iron from benson Hurst, Brooklyn. We are And some people will say, you guys have a really thick Brooklyn accent. Well, yea have you if you live in you know, uh, Florida, we have a very thick New York accent. You live in Philly, we have a New York accent. We have Brooklyn accent. But I want you to hear a woman whose family runs Lenny's Pizza. Pizza is legendary, legendary. John Travolta is in Saturday Night Fever, very beginning, very very beginning, walking down the famous eighties six Street in Bensonhurst from Lenny's Pizza with a slice one on top of the other and as the Big Staying Alive is playing, right right. Yeah, and by the way that the pictures still exists it Lenny's Pizza. You go in there and you can say it's him which sevest is sevest stallone picture up there and the okay, yeah, anyway, the pizza is fine. Don't go to Brooklyn just for the pizza. Like it's fine, the pieces, Fine, you're gonna go to Brooklyn, go to the Fara on Avenue J for that. LMS Pomony guards But LM P's pizzas like solid Brooklyn pizzas. It's pizza, it's goods pizza, not like it was when I grew up with Pizza Lennies right now. I mean, I don't know what happened. A couple of years ago. It went like the people working there were in Italian and the pizza was all like all over the place. I think it's back to being a lot more classic Italian Brooklyn pizza. Anyway. The the woman who works there, Josephine. And by the way, I am a big fan of Josephine's. All of a sudden, she's blowing up on Humans of New York, which is a big Facebook page. Anyway, I started checking around on Instagram, and I want you to hear, first of all, how the people in our neighborhood actually speak. Yeah, like who didn't get out and get into radio? And then I want you to hear, so there's there's two words you can use to describe someone with a lot of nerve. Well three one is your Jewish she said, have kutzba, right, Or you could set a couple of different ways. You say, hey, look at the stones on that guy, or the balls Fim asked me that, right. Or you could say someone has a lot of goal right, right, they have goal, got a pair of balls on them. So I want you to hear horror and and the words she uses. And then I'm gonna let it play for a little while. Well you know, I'm gonna stop it after she says the word. But here, hold on from where I got a story for you. So this guy walks in yesterday, He's like, listen, I gotta use your bed to him. And know you're like, oh wow. The goals. Yeah, these are the things that you do when you work with the public. Okay, the goals, the goals, the balls and goal and goal and she combined it to goals. So I want you to hear this woman's story again from the beginning because I want you to hear listen again. I love her accent. And by the way, she's not putting on she's not putting on a voice or an accent. This is how she really talks in real life. Yeah, that's right if you think we okay, this is not an exaggeration. Hey, everybody, it shows from from Winny's piece and bold WHI I got a story for you. So this guy walks in yesterday. He's like, listen, I gotta use your bed to him. I know you're like, oh wow, the goals. Yeah, these are the things that you do when you work with the public. Keep watching Ida, you know, I have the patience of it, Saint. So I'm like, you gotta use the bathroom, right, it's first door on your left. So now he's still staring at me. So I'm looking at him and he's looking at me, and I'm like, first on your left. It's like it looks outside the wind, and he was like, my cars outside. So of course I got patience of the scene, and I'm giving this guy to benefit of it down. But in my head, I'm saying all that cars are outside, right, because when you park your car, you don't bring it in. Sorry, I didn't know where he was getting. So he's like, it's the one over there. So I'm like that's great. You know, my mind's poke down the block. It's nice color. He's like, can you watch my car. So now this guy wants to use the bathroom and he wants me to watch his call. I look at him and then go go pocket car if you want to use the bathroom everybody. People are nice, but we ain't gonna do everything for you. Pretty soon, he's gonna call me on Sunday and tell me to drive his whole family to church. I hope you all have a good day and I'll talk to you soon. Yeah, Josephine, So I'm a big fan. Now, like Josephine, we should go in there with a recorder. We should, we should, We should interview it for the show. Absolutely. Now do we want to talk about the other guy, the fraud? No? No, no, no, no no, the other sound I sent you I don't have it, So what should we No? Okay, well we'll get to him. We gotta get the guy with a Brooklyn accent next. Oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Um let's do him next week because we may have a whole other thing with him. We have so, so before I play this clip, you guys know the classic um Antibodies commercial we talked about last week, but oh my, I put it up on my Instagram. It blew up people. It's even worse when you watch it. Right when she says, oh, oh, Aunt, you gotta get Mono montou clak anybody's whatever? Was HEAs I have COVID? Oh my right, Well you watch the end of the commercial and she runs off onto the beach with her dog like I spoke to my aunt. She'll be fine, and she goes. So people started. So people posted some very very funny things on my Instagram. I'm gonna read some of the uh before we play the audio. I want to. I want to read some of the things that they said. Oh, and then I have a guy who cursed on television. Okay, so uh, let me see. Let's see here we go. Uh she needs to run to our aunt's house, not to the beach. Uh. This and Katie Babs had me dying laughing. Please do the impressions every week. Katie Brabs, Uh, let's see, the dog is actually a doctor and was telling her what to say only logical expression that's from Mr trish um mary An says, how is she even gonna remember? Blah blah blah blah blah antibodies. I laughed so hard listening to this last week. Better acting on soap operas. That's Ethan Robinson. Everyone commented, oh my, um, oh m J Tortorella, uh with oh my, I was taking my long walk and I had to find a tree because I almost peed myself. You guys cracked me up. The way Brody tore that commercial apart was hilarious. Um. Not only did she call her doctor now and asked for mono nucleosis, she wand out in the yard and started watering her deck. That comes from Nick Edge. That's hilarious. Let's see. Uh oh, it's great to see the actual thing. What an annoying commercial. I love the oh my, I'm good to see what you guys were talking about. Away. Oh the marketing team should be slapped. Okay. So I thought that was the worst commercial, the oh my commercial that we would have for a while. Well, one way I think could be wrong. There's a commercial that listen that they're not our sponsors. So I'm gonna it's a commercial. We'll just say it's on the radio a lot, okay, where we can hear it. Let's just leave it at that. And it's for insurance fraud. The guy in the commercial, the father, maybe a worse actor than the Oh my girl. Alright, so let's let's play it and listen to his reaction when his wife suggests they commit insurance fraud and then stop it. You'll hear it. Alright, family, next stop pizza? Yeah, yeah, pizza yeah never ready, buckle up everyone. So what everyone think of the movie? Well? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. I thought the popcorn was the best part. Oh, somebody hit us. Everyone. Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. He's definitely at fault. Are you okay, I'm okay? Good? You know what? Hey, hon, we should take advantage of this and say we were injured and vilent insurance claim. No we need the money. No way, we can't do that. That's insurance fraud. Stop it there, seven up all over again because I didn't give you a short clip. Oh no oh no oh, we got hit. I'll play it again, play it again up to that. It's worth it. And he's got the worst voice too, he's got like alright, family, next stop pizzai already buckle up? Everyone, Shut the funk up? Can you get what you father? The pace four? So what everyone think of the movie? Well, I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. I thought the popcorn was the best part. Yeah, you would, Oh, somebody hit us, hit us? Everyone? Okay, fine, I'm fine. Man, he's definitely at fault. Are you okay? I'm okay good. You know what, Hey, hon, we should take advantage of this and say we were injured and violent insurance claim. No we need them, No way, we can't do that. That's insurance fraud. And yeah, mom, that's stealing. You're a stank shop is everybody? Okay? You can't, honey, we can't do that. It's insurance fraud. Yeah, what are you doing? Poorly written? Poor, even worse on family? Hey, come on, family, right, you know what the daughter should have said when the car got hit? Oh my, oh my? Is right? Wow? Wow? That is that is a new a new level of terrible. That is that is I gotta I get here again one more time, one more time? Alright, family, next stop? Amizza? Yeah? Yeah, pizza? Yeah? Ever ready buckle up everyone. So what everyone think of the movie? Well? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, I thought the popcorn was the best part. Yeah, you would, oh, somebody hit us? Man? Is everyone okay? I'm fine, I'm fine, man. He's definitely at fault. Are you okay, I'm okay. You know what, Hey Han, we should take advantage of this and say we were injured and violent insurance claim. No wait wait, oh a line, Oh somebody hit us? Thank you, Captain obvious? Would you really yell somebody hit us? Says to him, Hey, Han, we should we should claim that we were injured. Who says, hey, Han, before you were talking about a crime you're gonna commit, right kids in front of the kids, Like, hey, let's take an injury. Listen, you're married long enough to have two kids old enough to to talk that like they got be like are you're married twenty years? You just found out your wife is a criminal? Like you just like, hey, I have an idea you thought, you know me, Hey, let's come in insurance fraud. Hey, kids, the next movie you'll be free. And he goes, oh oh no, that was that. That was just like, oh my lions and tigers and bears. Oh I think next week we'll have the two drops separate. No, honey, that's insurance froud. I'm gonna talk to you like your an imcile. Now, don't you know that's insurance fraud? But dad, we want money. How about that pepperoni pizza, get back to the pizza. Who goes to the movies, leaves the theater, walks all the way to the parking lot, gets in the car, and then says, what did everyone think of the movie? Nobody? Nobody takes review? What were you talking about for the last eleven minutes that you walked out of the minute the movie's over, you go, did you like that? Yeah? It was cool, right, you saw everyone? Hey, family, let's go for pizza. I want pepperoni. Shut the funk up. No, but no, we know what you want. You've been alive for fifteen years. We know you want pepperoni. Jimmy, We'll marry whatever your name is. Why don't you wait till you get to the guy damn restaurant and it's time to order. That's when you say you want pepperoni. Yeah, it's not the first thing to think about. Called it. It's like the only pepperoni pizza that they have. It's like they're calling I'm calling it. I want pepperoni because the only one I don't want. I don't want Jimmy getting his meat ball and sauce. It's like, ye know he does. I want pepperoni. They were, they're treating they were trying to recreate what they think the nuclear family, the nuclear okay family, we're getting in the car. Oh, it was definitely his fault. First of all, somebody hit you that guy is gonna go what the fund and not only yeah, and know that the family is talking about the movie and pizza the guy. Definitely, it was definitely that family's fault. Yeah, they were. He wasn't paying attention. Wasn't pay attention the fucking road. That's what it sounded like from the cliff, And it was like looking in the back scene asking was definitely a fault. Responding to the kids popcorn comment, it looks like it sounds like he backed out of a spot right, which, by the way, he shouldn't have pulled back in backwards out of what was Yeah, he was backed into the spot. He was. He was the spot packer in her right and he still didn't see that the car. Definitely, Hey, hey, honey, love of my life, I'm the mother of your children. I have idea, right, let's come in insurance fraud. Let's do that. Yeah, let's go rob the back and kids that you don't listen to us talk right now, about insurance. Let's play dead, let's play dead. We got injuries. Oh no, oh no, with his his his his almost movie trail a voice in a world. Oh no, no he patch insurance fraud. That's that's that violates three statue stories. You know you you know statutes. Rather, you can't. You can't do that. That's wrong. We go, we go to jail. I'm surprised that there wasn't a moment when they turned on the radio and they heard Katie Babs on them. Babs, Hey, let's put on favorite DJ. It's Katie Babs. Oh man, we can't come an insurance fraud. I've got COVID. Really. Have they told you about monochron and they told you about monos? Have they told you about Monty Python's antibodies? Have Phenomena told about Holy sh it. By the way, after we did that bit, I thought of like six or seven more possible Monty Hall anyway, all right, so we you know, I had some some fun responses from past topics. We've got some email and the email bag. We can go through some of that if you want, yes, and then I'll read what stuff on my phone before. But before we get to that, um, I wanted to mention and I just again briefly spoke about it on the air today. The Dispo app. Okay, I have an issue with this thing. Just not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Uh. Dispo short for disposable is supposed to mimic your disposable camera. Oh I thought it was like dis bow right here this bow? No, you get it into app store again. Not the clown. No. I was created by David Dobrick. He does YouTube's and snapchats. He's a funny man, does YouTube's. He does the YouTube's, thanks Grandpa, right, so uh, because he also sells stuff on the ebays, the Google's. Yeah, I'm being deliberate, sorry anyway, so so yeah, So David Dobrick created it. You know, he's a famous kid, a millionaire, and then lots of other kids and people follow what he does and says. So he's crazy. TikTok. He's loving it. He's promoting the Dispo app. Here's are you right now? Did you know what it is? Brody though? You know it? Okay, So here's the here's the concept behind Dispo. You take pictures through your regular cameras camera phone. Okay, this is by this is going to be as stupid as the commercial we just played. All right, you take poss and every time you every time you click it, you don't know what the picture looked like. It disappears, And then it turned to roll the film it turned into a blurred image. And then nine o'clock tomorrow morning, all the pictures that you took from tonight will develop in much the same way that you had to go get them developed from a one of those you know, you take the disposable camera, you get him developed like a really took any camera, take any camera, whatever it was. Can you imagine having to wait? You have to wait for your pictures? But it's just does it's a really I'm trying to grasp what the upside of this? What is the pros of having the dispo app on your phone when you cond clearly take seven thousand pictures and make it more perfect? It wasn't that the whole point of this technology in life? Yes? I know, but we've come so far in life where we have video chat and everybody text messages people and they don't talk on the phone, right like we've gone back to like telegrams, when we've got the technology to face talk, you know, like that was used to be the thing of the future. You'll be able to see the people you talk to. Right, that technology came and when nobody uses it. And I'm not talking about zoom. I'm talking about like face time, like when you call your friend up unless you have a phone sex. You know, if I call you scary, would you ever like just face timing? Like, oh let me talk to about face Right? You dumbed down the technology. I mean, I know it's there, but I don't really use right right, Android love it? Okay anyway, So my so what I is I'm thinking this sounds like it sounds retro for people who want to see like the want to play record albums like records because they want to recapture the old quality sound and it's it's vintage and it's cool. Meanwhile, people live through it, like I'm not playing records again that right. I think this is like the thing you would use if you were drunk, like you're out at a bar or whatever. You're like, hey, let's take pictures of each other. We don't know what they look like, and we'll post them tomorrow. No matter what they come out looking like, it'll be great. Right as a bit for like a couple of weeks. It's like the face app, remember face app, Like, oh, I'm making myself look old? All right, now what for a week? Right? That's what I think this is. I think everyone's gonna download it because it's like, first of all, it's him. You'll probably do like a couple of weeks and be like, oh the every every time a million people download it, I'm gonna give away a house. Right, He'll give away some big prize, So then people will download it because they want to win superprize ship that he does brick house, it's dough break house. So also, right, I see where you're going with that. I don't think it said like I wouldn't. I would never use it because I don't, Okay, I think yeah, I think it's the same thing I just said about albums like you and I. It's kidchy. It's in the style you and I live through taking a picture and not and then like you go to get developed a weekly and it's blurry and it sucks. Right, you never get that moment back, right, So why would you want to create to that? Why would you want full time? Why would you want to create moments you're at with your friends one night and say let's use the disbo app and you're flying blind and the people you haven't seen a while. You're taking all these pictures and then tomorrow morning they don't come out and they come out blurry. You're dark at this. I got this new app, scare You're gonna love it. What's called It's called rollo. Yeah. You use it in your car and it forces you to crank and roll down your windows manually with an attachment. You buy the attachment and then the app makes forces your windows not to work and you have to roll your windows down like in the seventies and eighties when you have no money to buy a car with power windows. How about how about that? How about that? Well? So also uh outhouse app? It causes your toilet not to work inside your house. You have to go out in the woods and pooping in a box like a little like a shed. That's how great is that app? It's a great app. I can't wait. Also, there's another one called the s D app. You know that is is that the Oh no, we know what s not STD and not s your own D. There's no app for that, scary No, The s d app. You you you sink it on the same WiFi network as your smart television, and it turns your HDTV into standard definition square ship picture like you're watching Friends in the way it was originally on television. How great is that? How about an app? How about an app where you can actually go up to your television and you can actually turn knobs and press buttons to get the channels to change. How about that? How about that app? You have to have a box with a wire on it to control your VCR. It's the VCR app. I get it. Yeah, okay, so yeah, so so yeah. It's a dumb idea, but someone's gonna like it for a couple of weeks. Oh my god, Susie, did you get the app of dough breakers gays and they're gonna have TikTok accounts and can show the pictures? Oh my god, it was so messed up. Look at bad this picture is? Okay, Greg, you took a bad picture? I get it. Okay, it's good. Yeah, okay. Uh. Speaking of technology, can I talk to you about the the app? I'm gonna talk to you about the piece of equipment in your home that Amazon makes with the female name a L e x A. So I I made a playlist a you two playlist? Love you too? Alright ie YouTube? I love you too scary. I know I'm a big What song would you put number one on your YouTube playlist? Oh? Number one? Logical order my album? Do you put? You make a playlist and you know what do you like? I always put it in the order of the songs I like. So probably um with it without you or where the Streets have no Name? Would the great album will be from the Joshua Tree Joshua songs? And I still haven't found what I'm looking for? All that was like the perfect album right there. That's a great album. That's one of two songs at the end I don't care for, but it's a great album. I do like thing should have been on the albums were just think Yeah, blue blue Eyed Boy meets Brown Eyed Girl. Oh, it's a great song. Okay for me? It be Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? I think that's from the that's from the next album, Baby Tongue. Baby wasn't Rattling Hum. Next Rattling Hum came after right, Well, Rattling Hum was right right. It was like an EP that came right after, and then after Joshua Tree major release studio release after that was tou Yeah. But then there's two albums I don't like it all, Sue Rope and pop Pop, terrible albums. I can't Yeah, I was okay. So I want the piece of equipment in my in in uh in my room to to play the playlist right. So I say, hey, play my uh YouTube playlist right? Uh on her radio playing YouTube? Oh no, no, Alex that that person? Uh play my you tune. I'm sorry, there seems to be some problem play my YouTube playlist playing YouTube? Play my you two playlist? So this is there's no say did you have to get it exactly? Did you get it? Did you? But what is your pronuncia something? Hey, b play my you two playlist. There's a certain cadence. But if you go too slower, too fast, she freaks out and says, there's a problem. You can't do that right, or she plays YouTube for me YouTube right? Can't? So part of me wants to just change the playlist to like, you know, meat loaf or like not me loaf, like spaghetti playlist right? Just so she plays the damn playlist. But I don't want to call it that. I want to be able to look so Okay, So I tweeted at on Twitter, which is their help desk, and I said, Hey, it's nearly impossible to get you know who to play my YouTube playlist. He's just either she thinks I'm saying YouTube or she says something went wrong. You have to space out the you and the two perfectly at the exact speed. Otherwise it takes you twenty minutes to set the damn along. We'll get it to play the playlist. That has to be a known problem. That like, they have to have had that before, because scary a year ago, I told you that won't say vagina, she'll say penis. She won't say vagina. Okay, has that been rectified? Has not been rectified? No, So Amazon helped writes me back. Thanks for reaching out. We have forwarded your feedback to our developmental development team, Dash Alexander m. Now, first of all, the development team, the top notch guys at at Amazon, the ones that just built a rocket that's going to space with Jeff Basils, none of them are fans of you two. None of them have tried to play their YouTube playlist on I Heart or Spotify, like none of them. Okay. So then so then I saw I go Alexander. Really I'm calling about like the it's a l E x and his name is Alexander. That's not too much of a coincidence. So I right back, thanks quote Alexander unquote, and they're right back, You're welcome, dash Shoshank, meaning that guy was Alexander, and that's Shoshank responding. No, My point was Shoshank was responding and saying he was Alexander. I called this bluff. I was like, come on, your name is an Alexander unquote, and so he wrote back, you're welcome, Shoshank. Now, I don't know if like Shoshank, I don't want to make fun of someone's name, right, but like, is that like it sounds like chang right, it sounds like I think maybe Brodie, you have your solution, and I think you should name it the Shoshank playlist. I think I may do that just in honor of Shank. May name it playlist. Hey, yeah, play playlist. See what was See what she does? So yeah, break cute. Well I got some email for you, and then yeah, we got some stuff. We gotta give some love. Oh yeah, we got to talk about friends Slice, and I want to talk about your post. Yeah yeah, I show you pizza post. Well, I got a good story and and a and a a watwah story from from Slice in a good way. But it's that's too good. That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome. We need a better stager. If you want to, we can writing some classic Yes, I have to interrupt him. Sorry, it's just who I am. You know the Serial Killers podcast Scott with Scotty be and Andrew. Scottie and Andrew. They do a great job of reviewing serials every week. It's funny. They don't like each other. Sometimes they pick on each other. It sounds it sounds like us, right, So they started selling candles like our friends calling Marie and Anthony from a company called wax Cabin, not a sponsor of us yet. So first of all, scary, I do you think like people would buy our candles if we picked out the sense and they sink, like if I made like sausage pizza when people buy that candle, I would say, so, right, what would yours be? Garlic breath? What would you do? Definitely garlic? Yeah, golic? Right, So anyway, Uh should be grape soda. Oh yeah, grape candle. We good. Yeah, then people would just take it without paying for it, even if they were justified. Okay, So I wrote them two songs for like they wanted, like a wax cabin song, like to to promote the candles being sold. So I wrote them too with the discount code. Everything music ran out. Damn it, It's okay. The Wax Candle company made videos to go along with the song parodies I wrote for the Serial Kills podcast. Cool. I've never had somebody, well, this is only the second time that someone's done a video of one of my work. We're gonna be We're definitely going to be looking into that. We'll see. So my point, my point is, uh, I said a couple of weeks ago that there was a podcast slightly ripping us off, and so after we do email, I want to talk about how we're getting ripped off. And by the way, okay, so we have we have the best merch people in the business, that the best. The this company is amazing. They've been such a pleasure to work with. I know you slices. You guys have gotten your ship really quickly. I mean they say four to six weeks and then lots of times boom, it's there, like in a day or two, they are on it. We've seen them process these orders. Okay, but I will say one thing, bro and then when this is behind the scenes moment, I'm gonna pull back the curtain. Brodie and I have been debating him on would eight pizza cutter as a piece of merch be successful or unsuccessful? Now he is the marketing guru, big genius, and he's been grade at everything he suggested thus far. But he he gave us a little pushback when we when Brodie and I just went to him like, we really want to design a Brooke and Boy's pizza cutter. We think it will be perfect for the slices, and he's like, I don't know. It could be a high price point because they cost a lot to make and we want to make it quality. Gotta buy a lot. I'm gonna buy a lot of them to bring it right. So we just want a general feeling. We don't throw it out there. This is kind of informal. I don't know how you could get in touch with us. Maybe um, well, you could tweet Scary and by the way. Um, a lot of people lately have been tweeting me and the Brooklyn Boys and leaving Scary off. Uh, Scary checks at Scary Jones more than he checks at the Brooklyn I do not check the at the Brooklyn Boys very often. I check at Scary Jones. Well maybe they talk about my back and when, which case leaves me on. Look, tweeting at the Brooklyn Boys helps us grow our podcast. But if you want to a quicker response from Scary, please attach him to your tweets. Thank you, public, it's going unnoticed. Uh well I'll say this so yeah, So what we want to know is how many of you would actually buy a pizza cutter and legit buy it, not like in theory it's cute. Yeah, I'll go to the page. Maybe I'll put it in my cart and then I'll walk away. No, not that like actually physically purchased purchase it. And secondly, how much would you pay for pizza cutter? What is the most you would pay for? And how much pizza would would a pizza cutter cut off? A pizza cutter could cut pizza, good cut pizza, right? All right, Well, we're just doing to throw that out there. It's informal, uh, because we are going back and forth with our merch guy. He thinks he you know, he knows that he's been he's been right about everything else he has, which is why we haven't really fought him on it, because like he's number one. Number one selling item right now is our Grammar Police shirt. That's the Yeah, I mean the Chinese menu Ala Brody doing very well, but Grammar Police number one right now. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. That's our email. You can get in touch with us there. John Mercado writes, Hey, guys, I started an episode one sixty two months ago and I'm currently an episode. Love it. Listen to you guys on my two hour round trip commute. Also got some people at work starting to listen and as well. Yes, is that a two hour total? Like one hour each way or that two hours each way? I don't know. Anyway. By the way, definitely spread the word about the Brooken Boys. Don't keep us to yourselves. Tell everybody like John did. Anyway, keep up the great work. Hashtag Boogie bastard okay b o O G I E is Boogie. So I think maybe he thinks you pick your nose a lot. All right, No, it's it's b o U g I E bougie. Uh love you guys, many blessings you fuck use. That's John from South Jersey. Appreciate you, Um, April Bean? How about this one? My husband? Yeah, Bara, I don't know, could be or works for Goya. My husband and I listened regularly and are huge fans of the show. This is my first time emailing, but we are constantly taking pics of random grammar police signs we that we need to send. I can officially say we became become the proud parents of your smallest and newest slice. Um. I happened to be wearing my Brooklyn Boys merch when we took him home from the hospital. Brodie, you may or may not appreciate baby slice. Ye, little slice, little crumb, Little crumb, will tell me what you want, what you really really want. Our son will be called Brodie. His formal name is Broderick. We had a hard time with names and kept circling back. Brody, by the way, has always been on our list, and this was a way to be able to call him Brody but still sort of match my older son's name two, which is Maverick. So it's Maverick and Broderick and Matt and Broderick is Brody so uh and no scary. So far, my Brody hasn't gotten any free dessert. He also just so happens to be a very easy going baby thus far, knock on wood. And then she includes say that's because of me though, right, they just happened to name the kid brought Oh my god, it's a picture with dad with with the Brookn Boys tea. And but they're not saying that that's because it makes I don't know. No, that Brody, as she said, was on the list the whole time. And now, when you were a kid, did you ever think about being famous? No? Uh not really wasn't a dream. So I don't know when I thought about it, but I used to think about like if I ever got famous, And I don't think it was when I was in radio. I think it was maybe when I started writing comedy, you know, small time, and I thought like maybe Brody wouldn't be like a Hollywood star name right, Like there was like, um, what's his name, the actor Brodydian Brody, Adam Brody, right, uh, Brody Brodie Jenner Brodie wasn't a very popular name twenty five years ago, right, And so I thought, what would I change it to if I was going to change my name. If they said, you know, Brodie is not like a show business name, I thought, because Matthew Broderick. I thought, well, I maybe changed my name to Broderick, but spell it with a y, so would be like Brody Rick. So I would I would sign my name the normal way and then just add Rick to the end. Yeah. So it's funny. It's a coincidence, not ironic. It's a coincidence that they are Broderick calling him Brody. I was gonna call myself Broderick and I am Brody and b So there you go. Michelle Mayer writes, uh at side one seventy four, recently started listening to your podcast, and oh my god, you are freaking hysterical. I've always loved Scary on The Big Show, and the times that I've heard Brodie on The Big Show, I thought he was funny. I just didn't realize how funny he is. Holy crap caught up now, and I'm all kind of sad about it. I listened to episode one seventy four the other night, and when Berdie started talking about his Chipotle experience, I was in tears. My Chipotle here in Warrington, Pennsylvania, right outside Philly is the exact same way. Couldn't stop laughing too much to relate, to have to order on the fucking app, wait forever for the food, food all over the floor, and then you end up with a screwed up order when you get home. The woman with rice in her hair, I was dying, so thank you. Yeah. Well, let me say this. I guess it's a corporate mandate, right, So one is behaving that way. They all have to act the same way. So that's why she's probably getting a similar experience. Um, and this is a serious one. I don't know if they want to. Okay, your podcast eased my anxiety. You fellow Brooklyn Knights. I do not favor one over your other year, so I won't place your names. Born and raised in Brooklyn, home of rolling Rose Dirt, that's our favorite ros. I was then so glad my friend Rebecca introduced me to your podcast. You know Rebecca, she was the one who was being jerked by the hotels dot Com a few episodes back. Anyway, during COVID. I was just as crazy as Brody with all the safety measures and steering clear of people. Get your corona ass away from the mentality. My anxiety was out of control and I was scared to leave my safety bubble. Okay, Brodie, Brodie's coming out a little bit um. Two months ago, I returned to work and it was terrifying being around people. First week, I was ready to quit after somebody asked me why do we need to wear a mask if we were all family. I was ready to walk out and tell my employer I was not ready to be around stupidity. Yet the list goes on. I've witnessed a lot returning to work. Uh started listening to your podcast because I wanted to see your take on COVID and hearing Brody share the same views was very therapeutic for me. After many laughs, I'm finally caught up and I'm going to start from episode zero because I clearly missed out on so many of these rants and I like to bitch as well. Thank you for easing my anxieties. Thank you. You can't wait to hear more of the book, and boys, You're newest Slice for Life. Jenny from the block, so she does want to be identified. Thank you, Jenny. That was very very nice. Uh yeah, a lot of people can relate there, Brodie, who can relate? Who? Yeah? We also have some funny audio from the crank anchors here. Do I dare download this MP three? Is it gonna give me a virus? Do we need to hear prank phone calls from other people? I don't know what that is? This is an exerpt? Oh okay, and then mind yes, screw it and egg exerpt all right back to you. Did you say to me? Did you want to say something? Yeah, I'm gonna judge find some of the someone wanted to correct you. This is an important one. I want to hang up on them. Um, this is from Daniel. Are you on something? You're my minutemate? Ma named the movie? I don't know, come on, I don't know it Karate Kid anyway, the first one, the first one with Pat Barta and who's in it anyway? Anyway? So Daniel wrote to our Facebook page on the brook and Boys, you know, and sent a little message to that say, hey, guys, Slice for Life here. Wanted to correct Brody on something that he said in the most recent episode. I worked for T s A for four years now. The only thing we x ray our bags. When you step into the body scanner, you're not being x rayed. We don't see anything on that screen. I'm not sure about other countries, but for here in America, we don't see anything. You can look at the screen yourself once you pass through the scanner, so unless you lay yourself on the belt right alongside your bag, you're not being X rayed. Years ago, not sure exactly how many, definitely ten. We used to have machines I did, in fact x ray and officers inside of a room so that they couldn't oh, they couldn't see the actual passengers. They could in fact see everything. But those machines are long gone. So hit the jingle Brodie is wrong, Brodie is wrong. I like my listen. You can't vouch for every machine in the country. So also, maybe ten years ago whatever, I'm just saying, it was a time where I felt they were X raying me. So if they don't do it now, that's great. I'll take the wrong I'll take the locale. Finally, what up brothers from John Melendez. Just want to say thanks for an amazing podcast. Been listening to this episode zero uh, and I have to say the train is still going, momentum hasn't stopped, and it just keeps getting better. Scary. The invite stands. Brodie will video call you. He wants me in his pool. This guy just kidding. You can come to I'll have your diet coke no ice for you and two on the rocks for scary. Thank you. Class will be better though, I can't wait for next episodes. They say Brody missed you on the last couple of fifteen minute podcast. Lad you're back your brother from another mother? DJ. Bring it all right? Can I read somethinghiw go for it all right? So this comes to us from Brian Cotter. He sent us up before. There's a sign on his gas pump looks like a shell station due to fuel lot to fuel pipeline closed and fuel supply slowing down. Limit thirty dollars d o do to fuel pipeline closed and fuel supplies slowing down. Limit third dollars gas. So just mayhem there with the English language. This was sent in from Snoop Petty Pog. It's up, Reggie. Uh. This was a sign on the back of a soda tower in a restaurant. Let me see what restaurant. This was the ground Police. Yep, ground Police. I'll give you. I'll throw you the jingle. All right, jump aro, I'm gonna jump around. I was changing Gralice Police, Pramer Police Police. The Grammar Police are here. Yeah. By the way, best selling shirt on Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartail dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. Thank you. The sign said sorry, no milkshakes at the moment we apologists for the unconvinced machine down from maintains. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. Amish A k. A M. Seven thirty one made his first purchase at the merch store. He bought the Grammar Police shirt, sent us a picture wearing it. Uh justin the kick low Uh. Sent us more pictures of more shirts he's bought. Look great Grammar police shirt. He's got the entire store at his house. I think he's got the Chinese menu shirts. Thank you? Was that that Grand Will you have another Grand Police? Because I have a Grand Police. While we're on the topic, you go ahead. I'm going through a whole bunch of Emily Howman sent us this one. From patch dot com in Talland, Connecticut, Old Post Road was shipped down to one lane and drivers who were being cautia to avoid the area because of the ship. Thank you shut down to one lane. I appreciate that. That was very funny. Get back to you, Okay, let's see I'll talk about that that. Oh. I was selling something on eBay, right, and you know how eBay works. He put up the price you want and you hope people bid that amount or more. So. I was selling something. I'm not gonna tell you what it was, but it was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, new in box with tags. Okay. They wrote back. This person wrote me and said, how much would you like to sell this for? And is it a new m Okay? I think how much I would sell for a million dollars? Right, that's how much I would I would love to sell for that. You're not gonna hagle me on eBay. The prices right, the prices right there. There's no crying in baseball, there's no haggling on eBay. You pay that whatever it was. I was asking seventy seven dollars and is it? I said, new in box with tags, Well is it? Is it new in box with tags? But not? Is new you? No? Okay, Nicholas Young and the Nick of Time, who thanked me for mentioning him the last time. I'm watching nine one one lone Star to night and they just called for personnel to move to the I c U Unit week. But yeah, um, let's see we have a huge grammar police. Somebody said something. Uh they said it's oh they texted in that something was all for not. Oh no, it was on you know what it was. It was someone on the sports radio show I've mentioned before. They said, he said it's all for not. But it wasn't the two guys I love. It was the guy who comes on before them who once also said pop and circumstance. So he said it's all for not. Um, let's see. Oh uh, Jake Word sent me from Trader Joe's pictures of dill pickle mustard your favorite. Yeah, he said, I knew you'd love this, brody, dill, pickle and mustard all you're all three, all three together. That yeah. Uh. This person texted in something that Greg T said. Greg T was on our show for our anniversary show a couple of weeks ago, right, and uh, so the text is after you said the information about Greg T being on your show. No, it was after Gregg T was on. Right, So they said, I switched to Gregg T during the commercial break on his radio station, and he said, thank you for listening to us. I know you could listen to those bigger, better radio stations in New York. What you choose us, so thank you for listening. That was a lamb to himself. Didn't even know it, right, Oh god. Oh by the way, special shout out to Sydney White. She's a huge accomplishment. She's the She is the best slice in the pie this week, Brodie, She's the slice of the week. She because basically Paul Hickey, her boyfriend, uh, convinced her on March three. On March three to start listening to the Brooklyn Boys. She started from episode zero and I'm pleased to let you know that as of May, she is completely caught up quick work. If you ask me, she's very appreciative. If she shouts so thank you, that's from Paul from Hampden, Connecticut. Sydney, we love you, But attention to your boyfriend. Will you Eavy Barcelona Baby twelve says, I'm watching the Billboard Music Awards and they're presenting top rock Artists, and I can't help but wonder thinks of us? So funny been Gun only you have the clip? Yeah, yeah, I have it. This is what you said before. Thoughts on the nominations. All right, you know how Five Finger Death Punch are nominated for Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't know who else was nominated, so I went and looked, and this makes little to no sense. What do you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The only other band that makes sense in this category is a C d C. Otherwise you have twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are not rock artists people, Oh man, what are they? Oh? Pray that Five Finger Death Punch takes this one home to show the real rockers rocker. Let's play some of them right now. My name is Katy Babbs, and thanks for hanging what I'm hot? So I got a gig. There's no way mg K is gonna win, not a shot. Guess what he won, Satibody apps apps? Wow? Oh my god? All right, well listen, um, we're talking about Slice earlier. This has become a culture. This is this couldn't have been a better partner for us, because we find ourselves ordering several times a week. They say, they say, why don't you order before your podcast? I did that today. Guess what you did that today? But I did three or four times during the week. We're not even recording your podcast. This is my second time. It's just a go to natural thing for us. And you'll be realizing, uh quick enough why they're so awesome. And that's because they save the little guy money. You know. They spence fifty million dollars for these local a flat rate to the pizza places. You order from a small flat rate as opposed to thirty of a huge order. They don't take advantage of the places that can't afford drivers and technology. They give them a technology by getting them all on on on their service. And I placed another order tonight. I put in what I didn't want, I put in what I wanted how I wanted it. It was perfect again. And I've talked to me on the phone, I didn't talk to anyone. I sat in my car, opened up Slice, placed the order from a local place boom and they were posted the post the picture on my instance story right, fifteen thousand local pizza shops around the country, so chances are the one on your corner or in your neighborhood. They're part of that Slice network. And and basically they're looking out for small businesses because you know, each place can't have their own app. And and right now, if you use code Brooklyn on your first order, they'll give you five dollars off. And each time you order, you're earning pizza points. You earn eight, you get a free pie. And don't forget what we told you last week. Get out your old phones, download the apps, get your friends, your wife, your kids, your husband. Do it up there now going to the movies with the whole family. Don't drive to the pizza place because you get in a car accident like those last people, just have a right And oh, by the time you're listening to this, I don't know if it's June eleventh yet, And maybe today I might have been tomorrow, tomorrow, yesterday. Pizza's birthday is General Day of Pizza. Apparently, pizza was born on eighty nine. Rafael Esposito created the first pie for Queen Margharita of Savoy. The mark that's where the margharita comes from. There you go. Now, some people would argue that pizza was created in Asia years before that, But I'm telling you, according to the records that I have eight nine. So why don't you celebrate by ordering and signing up to Slice did, the largest network of independent pizzerias in the country. More info is at Slice life dot com, and of course you can also follow them that Slice. Yeah, download it, open it up, use it, say five dollars on your first order, Slap it, rub it down. Oh, nost scary, It's scary. You know when you count on places, you count on the things in your life, the stores to be there when you need them, and to have things in the locations where you can find them. Yes, well, the shopping strip near my house, Target, Home Depot in Bed, Bath and beyond have all decided, much like your apartment building, your high rise, they're gonna renovate all summer and move everything around. So in Target, the dog food is no longer by the cleaning supplies. It's in the back by the pool supplies and the automotive equipment and the and the patio furniture. Is this the stuff that keeps you up? At night. Well, he used to just go in and make a left and dog foods right there. Home depot has changed. Everything can't find I used to have that store memorized. Now you walk in, nothing is where it used to be. Bed, bath and beyond, mayhem. The bed is by the bath, the bath is by the beyond. It's craziness. You can't find anything. Well, I thought it couldn't get worse. I'm driving up, I'm driving up the shopping uh parkway there. Hm, my Taco Bell, scary my not the ones I've complained about. My Taco Bell closed for renovations. Forst of all the time you go there for the drive through, right, who goes there for fine dining? Sits down and eats? Not a lot of people. This is not a neighborhood walk by Taco Bell. This is a busy street, busy road. Uh you know, multi lane road. Uh, Taco Bell, Get in, get out, get in, get out. So they're renovating it. Listen. I'm sure it's gonna look nice when they're all done. But Taco, the beauty of Taco Bell. Just give me some meat, throw some some liquid cheese on it, wrap it and something I like I'm out of there. I don't need fancy, I don't you don't have to have napkins. I'll use my sleeve. I just want my taco Bell. So now my Taco bell is closed for renovations. Uh, they might be redoing the takeout, so you go in the other you go in there. They're reversing it because the way it is now it backs up into the parking lot. Well, they're gonna make it the other way, I think, so it backs up into the entrance area, right, So maybe it makes more sense to do it that way that they're gonna move them to try it after trial, you know, trial and error. They must have had complaints or they must have seen over the years that the flow would be better if they take the time out, do the renovations, and then reorganize, and then you'll you'll get used to it. It's devastating. It's devastating because my entire street is complete. Because listen, if you had, if you had messed up my target and then closed my Taco Bell, I'd be like, you know what, I'll go to home DEEPO. I'm good. If you had if you had done my home deepot would be like, all right, Taco Bell. Hume deepot, I'm gonna go to bed Beth and beyond. I'm good all four of them, the big four, the Big four are done right now done. They're unshoppable. So I so, my kid says to me over the weekend, Hey, I really want Taco Bell because I raised them, right, I get it. Love Taco Bell. So I have to go to the other Taco Bell. The other Taco Bell, I mean down the hill in the other direction, not near my shopping area. And uh so, and when I go to very infrequently, so I use the app to place the order. I go to the Taco Bell. You get to the window. Now used to be when the first came out. I think I told you this. You could hit the order and go make it now. Then when you got there it was ready. Now they don't start making until you get there, so your food is not cold. I guess. Okay. So I get to I say, mobile order for David. Okay, no problem, pull up now scary. There were four cars behind me. There were no cause in front of me. Okay, so I said great. So I pulled around to the window and the woman slides the door open the window and she says doesn't say anything to me. She just stares at me for like eight seconds. I don't know what she's I don't know. I don't know what's going on. So then she says, are you the next person? Well, well obviously, because yes, I'm next. Like there's not multiple lines, there's only one card to me, I'm next. I didn't know how to answer her, so I said, well, yeah, I mean I'm yeah. So she says, did you order four being burritos? No? No, I ordered the mobile order. I go. I just talked to you, said drive up. I drove up on the next car. Oh oh, they processed you orders out of order. So she says, well, your order is not ready yet, do you. So? Now this is the kind of drive through where there's no like, the lane isn't wide enough to pull over. So she says, well, do you mind pulling back around and getting back on the end of the line. So I said no, I do mind because there's like eight cars behind me. Now, I just said mobile order for David. You said no problem, So I said, wait, you want me to pull So she says uh oh um, oh uh. She closes the window and she says, I need a mobile order for day. But let's go chop chop, Let's go right, it's busy, scary. Twenty seconds later she goes. He goes, sir, I didn't know or anything like to fancy a microwave, but it was. It was just like, are you next? I don't know. I answer that, are you next? Well, there's nobody else here. I didn't I didn't cut in front of somebody. This it's a one lane road. So alright, well come in on a happy note. This is something I was. We talked about they didn't get your opinion on the Big Show, and I really thought I didn't. I didn't know. The Morning Show thought I was crazy when I said that, I'm a grown ass man. I went up to Beak in New York last week and I was, which is you know? I went to a cat cafe where I could hang and play with cats. And for our Pokeepsie affiliate, Yeah, pokeepsiem I was doing a charity event. We did a stuff the bus by the way google Pokeepsie. New York. First of all, a beautiful town, but when you see the way Poughkeepsie is spelled, your head's gonna explode. So we did we did something in Newburgh, So we were in in uh, Duchess count I'm sorry with the Orange County. Sorry by the way, Orange County, No, do not confuse Orange and Duchess. There across Newburg Bridge from another but Keepsie affiliate which is in Duchess, Okay. Um, they did. We did a food drive. It was it went really well, by the way, so many people. I realized that the people that that have the least give the most. Uh, just an outpouring of love and support for canned food drive. We did it at a local stop and shop up there and uh, that was in Newburgh in the on the Orange County side, Okay. And then across the New Brig Bridge is is Beak in New York. That's where there was where I was staying at the Roundhouse Hotel. Did not give me a discount, but I'll shout him out anyway because it's beautiful wedding venue and wonderful. Question for canned food drives are wonderful you give people who don't have full right. I have a question. Does anyone ever donate can openers? Huh? You know something I don't think they do. What are you doing? You're giving food? Like you know people who are unfortunately, uh doing money. They can't and they can't open half the cans. What if they don't have to pull abbs? What if they can't? Right, you know, that's a very great point. That's what you do if you have you know that like triangle thing that like when you pop open a cannon tomato juice, you make the two in the front one and the back. You make that thing. Yeah, what if that's all you have and you have to eat like the corn, you have to shake it out of the can? Well, like what if it's like chicken noodle soup, You're like you get soup out. Yeah, Well that's a great that's a great point. Maybe maybe people should donate can openers as well. I feel like, yeah, even an electric can openers. These people deserve better than just can't opener. Can let you can't openers. Yeah. So in my downtime, I was I was walking through the beautiful town of Beacon, charming little town. Sponsor, no sponsor. If they want to spend they want to do Brooklyn Boys Weekend in Beacon. I have a promotion idea for you guys. You know he's passing up money, will be the Beacon Boys for the Beacon Boys. Sorry, I love it so so I went to a we can be had by the way, Oh, absolutely, we can be bought. Uh you know, you know you think about it for a second. Um, I love you know I love kittens. You know my affection, my efficient. I'm sorry, I am a I have you have an affinity, affinity or an affection? You like cat? You just like cats? And I started, I like I like cats. Yeah, so I walked into I walked into the cat. I've known you twenty five years roughly. I've never heard you say you like cats. Oh, come on you. Everyone knows me that I love cats. Everyone knows slices have And if you ever heard Scary mentioned cats, I love cats. I talk about it on the Big Show all the time. I love kittens. I love cats. I know you love cats. Deli. I've always wanted why that certainly shows I got a spare tire for a stomach. So the thing is the question, Scary, What's my question is? And I said this to the Big Show, and I posed this on the air. We even got took a phone call on it. Do you think that it's okay for a grown ass man by himself to walk into a cat cafe and uh, play with the cats, find little cats for an hour or so. Okay, now I'll say this. You know what I'm saying. You get the child World shirt on at the same time you're findling the cats by yourself. So my question was kind of grown, ask man, do this? I said no. In my own head, I'm like, yeah, it's probably inappropriate, and I didn't have that face and I walked away. Now I pose this to the morning show, and everyone said that I was crazy. They said, how how could you even you know? Everyone on the show said scary. You know, you're in your own head. People are not judging you. People are not secretly looking at you say well that's the call we needed, or that's the person just a stereotype at you every possible right to justify, to justify the you know of a phone call came in today and even that person said that is nothing wrong with it. So I'm like, I'm like looking for someone like yourself, Brodie, to be like, am I crazy here? Because a guy text in it was a big burly man with a beard. I'm straight and I love hanging out at cat caface, So that was him. Saying it he felt the need to. What's your honest opinion? Though? Am I crazy? I have my mind to think that I'm nuts for, you know, for going to think you're nuts? And my am I out of my mind for want for for stopping myself from going into the cat cafe? No, I I don't think. But here's the thing. I don't think you would put pictures of yourself on instant story like playing with the cats? Would you? Probably not. I mean, listen, You've done more embarrassing things than go into a cat cafe. Some of your dances with with DJs and shirtless guys at pool side I would never have posted, and you did, so I think I think cat cafe? You have a catucino? That all right? Uh uh? You know what? I would bring a girlfriend? Well, that's it. Last time I went to a cat cafe, it was with my girlfriend. It was in the Lowery's side in the city, and we had a great time. We hung out for an hour and we were playing with the kiddies. And I'm not saying bring your girlfriend, so you look straight. I'm saying bring your girlfriend because you should have someone to go with you, and I know she likes cats. I just didn't know you like cats. Oh I do. But that's not the point. The point is kind of grown ass man going by himself versus of all you're barely a grown ass man. You're you're, you're, you're a big kid like I am. I think you can go into a cat cafe. I just wouldn't go and wearing a trench coat, you know, like a child World shirt, Child World t shirt. I think you have to prepare what you're wearing. I wouldn't wear a boat tie either. I would wear like a normal you know, normal clothes and go in and oh I just love the cats, and I come here for you, tell me come in there for the pastries or whatever. But if you want cats crawling around and that's that litter box smell and then like they're asked in your face when you're trying to eat your Danish, I mean, whatever you're into, you know, i'd rather go to. I'd rather go to like a pooch pallor and have dogs running around. That would be better with that. I'm a more of a dog person, all right. But if you like cats, you know, I wouldn't go with you. But um, you know, would you wouldn't you would enjoy me. No, if you wanted to buy a mistake dinner at a cat club, I wouldn't go with you. No no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no. All right. You know what those seriously slice five dollars off you? First word a code word, you fund the eyes, No edits colde word Brookland