#140: Cooch Covers & Jewish Lovers

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Speaker 1: Start dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. They making Noise data Episode one forty of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast one. Yeah, and I'm just gonna say straight up, this is for a limited time only. People the masks that you know that that you see the masks on our our Brooklyn Boys Big Cartel website. If you didn't know by now, well we you must be living under a rock or maybe you're hiding from COVID you or you're behind on episodes, or you're way behind. But let them let us just tell you right up front. If you go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com, you can see our merch story. Whoa, whoa, that's my chance to do that's that's that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Mike a little lower in yours, a little out of there. Yeah. So we we have we have some Uni six uh T shirts. We got ladies tank tops or if you're a guy, feel free uh and we got masks. And by the way, if you are a guy, I'd like to see a guy pose in the tank top. What do you think? Yeah, what's wrong with that? If you if you're if you're thin or muscular enough to wear it. That bus you you do not want to see either one of us wearing it. Well, the orders, you know what did they say? Promises? Uh, promises made, promises kept? Some people say. Some people say that we promised you and we we we kept it the promise because you know they they've already been shipped and fulfilled and we are up to date. I believe, I believe everything's in stock. The masks just came in yesterday, which is why I was sporting one on my story. Right. Well, you know what, and by the time you guys hear this, you probably already know this. But the masks took longer to make right to ship to us, and so I think on the website it said something to the effect of if you order two things, it'll ship when the second thing is ready. Right, well, everything, if you if you order the mask, you probably had to wait a little longer for the mask delivery. So you haven't seen them, that even felt the mask yet, But I gotta have not. You said it was buttery smooth, that's silky. It's silky smoothilky. This is a quality material with the mask, and I gotta say it can double as as underwear. I mean for I think ladies, the thong doesn't go. The strap is not vertical, it's horizontal. Yeah, but if you could, if if someone could stick their legs between the between each one like, no, no, I could block the front of me? No you can. Yes, you could wear it as as a as a front blocker, but not as a stick one leg through the one loop and then the other leg through the other loop. And here's my block the cock. If you don't, yeah, you block cock if you well, yeah, you could wear this as like sexy underwear to bed, but then they'd be assless chaps because your ass behind right, right, ladies, men too, whoever, this would be like a good you'd be covering up the front right. Let's say you didn't you didn't shave, right, Ladies, in that area, you could block it be a bush blocker, but everything else is still got a bush. Listen, scary. I'm just saying, if you go a couple of days so a stubble stopper, hash tank stubble stopping will stop her. Listen, look how great our mask is. It went from being a bush blocker to instantly to a stubble stopper. You know what what this just gives me another better idea for right next the landing strip. You could rip it off and be a strip stripper. A strip stripper. Yeah, well, I'll say this, Brodie. Um, maybe we're onto something already. Maybe we should the next item we should put up there, we should be underwear like Brooklyn Boys lingerie. No, I don't know, do you really do you really want our faces on your privates? Well? Question loaded? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. We don't have our faces on the logo though. You know, Hey, how about a pizza pie on your pie? Because we have pizza on the logo. Isn't your pie if it's got isn't it like a hair pie pie? I don't think it's a pie without hair. Isn't it still a polo? And by the way, I don't think you should assume that nobody listening keeps it on natural or or just groomed. Bet Okay, some people do. I'm sure. I don't think it's sad. I don't think it's safe to say that. I think every I think everybody. I think most people listening here shave to some degree, to some degree, but not I think you still could who's the bush blocker? Well, after five months in quarantine, you know it's in the winter. Oh, in the winter months, people just blocks. Oh scary the Brooklyn Boys bush blocker. Well, hey, Susie, you're going out going out this weekend? Yes, and I feel more confident I've got the Brooklyn Boys bush blocker. We have gotten some interesting for the hold on. I think we need to switch the names though, because I think the Brodyan scary stubble stopper works better because of the three s is in a row. Sure, if you want to have it your way, have it your way, just like Burger King once said. Yeah, um, but people would be scary and Brodie's Burger King because they have the bb right. See I'm not I'm not inflexible. I'm just saying sounds better. Yeah, the Brodian scary stubble stock what rolls off the tongue better than this? Well, well you don't, all right. So we've had interesting requests along the way. People are asking for Brooklyn Boys condoms. Uh, people asking Brooklyn But yes, we got really you really want us up in there? I don't think anybody would would would buy Brooklyn Boys condom, although there we we we are thinking about pop sockets for your phones. Well it ish, yeah, but isn't a condom sort of like a pop socket. It's more like a vibrator. Well, you're popping the socket. Oh, so here's an idea. We'll put up Brooklyn Boys condoms and then you have to the men have to keep keep it going as long as the rant they're listening to. So if like if you played the Home Depot right from a couple weeks ago, you'd have to go thirty forty minutes, easy challenge. You're on speed right there. You just went really fast. I don't know what the hell that happened. That was a digital glimpse from another dimension. Really, I didn't, Uh what did you hear? What? That was? Intergalactic? Planetary? What just happened? Planetary? Intergolzin. What I said was if you use the Brooklyn Boys condom, then you you have to wear it during one of my rants, and you have to last as long as the rant lasted. So like the Home Depot rant, man, you'd have to last thirty five minutes minutes right alright, So so finishing up with the store, I just want to say one thing, and I'm being now we're being Sarah pizza cutters. People are still asking for pizza cutters. Yes, uh, here's the here's the thing, what you see. I would go there right now if you're hearing this, because what's now, well, when you're when you're listening, you're listening to you're listening to this right now. Yes, everyone is listening right now. Okay is the beauty of podcast. I would while this podcast is playing, I would click over to Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com. Here's why because some of those shirts that we may not do a second wave of those, like once they're gone, they could be gone. We're almost gone, right And the same thing with the mass we don't what, we don't know what's gonna happen. We may change the logo, we may change a little bit of a design, and we know we we may go into we may go into other apparel as we go. We already have a couple of ideas is going forward, So so get it now while the getting is good, because once they're gone, we may not do a reprint of the shirt. And you could say I was in for the first round of the initial printing of the Brooklyn Boys Big six color logo shirt. Yeah, that's the thing that that shirt's got six colors in it between the bridge, our logo, the pepperoni, the lettering. So that was a big deal for us to get a six color logo. Yeah, it was so. So we'll see what happens. We'll see if we could afford that going forward. Yeah. Now, anyway, thank you. By the way, everyone who's been taking pictures of yourselves wearing the shirts, we've been retweeting, you reposting you self's. We want to see some of you in your masks. Oh another thing, very important, ugly people, fugg lea's upload your masks. Ladies, ladies, let's see the tanks. Listen, all of the petres. We have all been some people who look good in the we haven't got oh um, So here's what we we we realized today. If you guys have a private account on Twitter or Instagram and you tag us, we're not gonna see it. So uh now, the only reach around for that is if we follow you. But number one, we can't follow everyone, and number two, if we don't know to follow you. Right, So the big move here is to unblock yourselves. Yeah, if you're gonna post pictures of the Brooklyn Boys. Unblock it go on private so we could see your private Yeah that's if you wear your mask as a thung anyway, So real quick. You know, I've been telling this happened to me two weeks ago now, and I've been I've been sitting on it, Brodie, sitting on it. Yeah you did. You did touch on it briefly during the Elvis during fifteen in the Morning Show. But I don't feel like touch about touching it. And I'm not talking about my briefs. I'm talking about the fact this is a tribe issue. We have a serious tribe issue. Hashtag tribe. Two weeks ago, someone started posing as me, took I guess, took a couple of my pictures and stole a picture of me on the top of the roof of a cathedral in Barcelona and used a cathedral cathedral. I know, right, that's iron the irony. Uh. He posted it as his lead his lead picture on j Date, which is the Jewish Date, the Jewish online dating service Jewish Dating on so and his name is He claims to be Arthur, a thirty seven year old doctor with a pH d. And apparently this dude is for whatever reason, wanting to steal my picture, found it on Instagram, ripped it off me and and people are not telling me that it's me because and and sure enough it is. But my question is why would he do this? Okay, So I have a bunch of questions. Most of them are rhetorical. First off, why would you take a picture of a guy who looks really Italian? Now I know you can beat Jewish and Italian, so I don't have to tweet me about that. But but you have a very non Jewish look to you. Well, it's funny you say that jew I'm saying there's a there's a look I would you can usually tell you And if some people would say that's racist because Jews of Jews of Eastern European I said that, shared that to something with somebody I said I don't even look Jewish and they took offense and like what is that? Like? What is that supposed to mean? Well, I don't I don't have a Jewish like what does Jewish look like? And I'm like uh, And it kind of tram you listen Jewish, I know, Jewish as a religion. When you're Jews, marry Jews and Jews married Jews for for generations and generations, then the characteristics of that culture will remain within that culture, right. And so most Jews come from the same part of Eastern Europe. And so if you maintain that and marry within your religion, you have people from the same cultural background. Right. It's no different than Japanese people can spot Korean people and Korean people can spot Chinese people. But if you're not Asian, you might not as easily be able to differentiate between someone who's Vietnamese. Brodie, I'm not trying to question you, Agrill. You were trying to put you in a corner. I'm explaining to the people that there that you can you can now look there are times you can look at someone and have no clue. Right, you could be you you. You easily could have. First of all, you could have come from a line of Italians from from that part from the Mediterranean area that converted to Judaism, or a Jew could have moved to Italy or Greece and then and then married a Greek person. Obviously, but in my as a Jew, I'm saying, you don't look to me like I would have stolen a picture of someone who looked to me like an author. Like that's all I'm saying, like author, Okay, like a more stereotypical an appearance in a good way, not not a negative way, just traditional characteristics of an author. Then I'm not I'm not coming again. I'm not coming down on you for saying that, of course not. But yes, I agree, I thought the same than your picture is on a church? I know, well, well, hold on, do Jews not travel to Barcelona and to Cathedia? Do we do? But I feel like, yes, of course, I just feel it's funny that in addition of taking in a time kid, your real first name is Anthony, you from Brooklyn. You couldn't be more Italian? Right? And on a church? What country are you in? Barcelona? Barcelona's Spain, Well, the Blona. Some people don't consider it Spain, but you know they consider it, Yeah, Barcelona doesn't. They don't consider themselves part of Spain. They're part of the uh something to see Castilian's no, no, no, Barcelona is a cadama catama Iranni in hold on, Oh my god, Barcelona Barcelona is part of is in what country? It's technically Spain, but it's they're cattle. Uh. Catala, Catalonia, the Communali it's autonomous, the Autonomous community of Catalonia, that that region of Spain considers itself an autonomous Yeah, it's a thing, Brodie, It's weird. I learned it when I went to region. Meant Catalona catam Iranian anyway, Yeah, but but a very Catholic area of the world. Yes, Jews can travel to that area, but it's kind of we are allowed now. But you would think that somebody who really is a Jewish doctor named Arthur would would not choose to lead with a picture like that for some reasons. Right, he wouldn't lead with Barcelona. Maybe he'd do birthright, say look look at me, which j date. We're all we're all looking for each other here and so anyway, it's awkward on several levels. Why this person chose this picture me whatever? By the way, can I can I just say, um, yeah, Barcelona, Barcelona is part Barcelona is part of Catalonia, Catalonia the way Brooklyn. By the way, benson Hurst is part of Brooklyn. It's just it's the capital of that region. Right. So Albany is the capital of New York State. Correct, But it's still part of America, and yes, technically it's part of Spain. But they have their own flag, they have their own thing. They fall a capital flag. Brooklyn has it, says, its own flag, but they flags. Yeah, but they have because of which doesn't really doesn't really like pay much attension to the flag that flag, like politics going on within that region that they're like puck Spain where Catalonia they take pride in it. Anyway, it's very little. Yes, it's a very local pride thing. If you're if you're from this area, please get in touch with us, let us know, or don't because I gotta, I gotta, I gotta phone good good, all right, never mind anyway, So you know, but the point is, all right, so this guy stole my idea basically, you know, but then how does somebody like meet them on They're not going to look like you, He's there are a lot of people that look like you. But the point is he's cat fishing women, like is he? But is he even is his point even to end up meeting them? Because what's gonna happen when let's say he strikes up a conversation with someone and then you know what, I just realized, what if he's a killer? Right, and then he meets them and kills them, and then their friends are like, oh my god, my friend, my friend Rebecca went on a day with that guy, and they do a search with that picture and it's you. They think you killed her. You killed Rebecca. Been framed. He's saying, I'm getting framed. I'm saying this guy could be that's there's no other way that this plays out. There's no because otherwise, if he goes on any date, he's not author the thirty seven year old doctor. And if he is author the thirty seven year old doctor, how ugly must he be if he's using your picture? All right, that's the comment I was waiting for. Ye he stooped that load of you. He must be a three of his jumping up to a five. I mean, come on, well, anyway, needless to say, if you are a slice and you're on j date, look for Arthur from the New York area, thirty seven years old. But it's really me. You'll you'll see me. But when did you repost that picture on? By the way, someone taught a couple of peeps, so I put it on my Instagram. My girlfriend actually reposted it and this picture off Instagram. Yeah, then he's gonna see the repost on Instagram. No, no no, I didn't post it. No no, my girlfriend post reposted said, oh you didn't repost it. Oh I did. As a This guy's a fraud. He's cat fishing people, right, So he's gonna see that, is what I'm saying. Well, he's still might be listening to this podcast. He might be well, you know what, I guess I should feel honored people saying, dude, feel flattered. But my girlfriend post killer wants to use your picture. First of all, my girlfriend posted it and then her friends were like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, and she was, what are you talking about? You? Not her? But why would you on Jade Day? Because she didn't go into I put up a false deity to me, right, But Arthur, you would never be an a lot. That wouldn't be the name you picked. No, No, if you were going to pick a Jewish name, what name would you go with me? For? I would go with Isaac, maybe Isaac David. David Isaac is not Isaac is not a commonly Jewish name. It's a very religious Jewish name. About but there's not a lot of third forty year old Isaac's to my knowledge. Stephen, maybe Stephen, Stephen would work, Stephen would work, Lewis with Stephen or Lewis Lewis Mark Mark with a C or K either one. Yeah, well you know. Um, So my girlfriend drew so she I had her sign up for j her sign right, and did and he wrote back in Hebrew. So used Google translating. She did as she did, and and and uh hero u Hi, how are you? And um, now she's gonna try and get a conversation going. Well, the thing is, he's gonna know right now. She could say what she wants and then put it in translator back to Hebrew and then spit it back at him. But I could promise you yes, but here's the problem. It's gonna be It's it's gonna sound weird to him. He's gonna see like, oh, wait a second, She's not speaking very fluent. Something's up here. So she could be Jewish without being he speaking Hebrew, right, So he so I said say in Hebrew, Hi, can we speak in English? I'm not My Hebrew is not very good, right, So she wrote that just get his phone number, he said, rather talk on the phone, he or he loves to meet her face time FaceTime, no FaceTime, text, give me a fun I want to text you now. I want to see this guy looks like FaceTime. Get the phone number first. What do we care what he looks like? We want to get his phone number, don't get the picture down. I can't believe people are out there like this. It's just disgusting to me. I don't know but that the single guys need to find a girl. What they're using your picture? Now that you'd be you'd use resort to trickery, because yeah, I don't get it. Like maybe some people just get off. They get off on just knowing that they could talk to people and never meet them. Maybe that's what. It's one thing to use an old picture, Like if you used a picture from like ten years ago because you look better, that's that's wrong, right. Or if you do the group picture with you and somebody's and they're not show which one of you is in the picture, right, that's wrong. But have you someone else's picture now? Look scary? There are people that look a lot like you. There's a cardboard cut out at city Field that the met games on the right behind on plate. I thought it was you. The guy looks like you. He does. Several people we've talked about it on this podcast, they thought it was that guy. What if it's that guy. What if he's using you a picture just so it looks like he travels, because all he does go to the met game and as a cardboard cut out. Well, I could listen. If you're Jewish, or even if you're not, you want to go on j date, but if you speak Hebrew, even better, find this guy and start up a conversation with him. Get his phone number and let us know what the deal is, and see if he'll send you more pictures. Even better, like, get some pictures of any woman you want and send him those pictures as if they're you, like create a fake account, but then get in to send you more pictures of him and see if he sends you more pictures of scary That's what I that's what we gotta find out. By the way, Yeah, we are recording this today on August twentie. If you hear this podcast because you're so far behind, or your new listener, and it's any time after let's say septem we don't need you to do that. It's already done. Yeah, I'm sure they've done. But I also contacted j Date and I told them, Yo, I called this guy out. I said, please get rid of this dude. It's cat catfish and then they respond. I'm sure they get like a thousand messages a day with the same problem, people stealing each other's ship. I just don't understand the motive behind it. It doesn't make sense. Okay, Scary, give out an email address in a second. Um, if you have done this where you've posted on on on a dating app and you've used someone else's picture, email us and tell us why you did it and how you got around doing that when you met the person, like, what was your motivation? And we'll read it next week. If your story is legitimate, Scary, email address the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. You got that. That's the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Yes, yes, yes, Now we've been teasing you for speaking of that email address. People have been you know, we said that there was a relationship issue that we had from a girl named Julia who really wanted not with us. We don't have the relationship issue with her, No, although scary might be catfishing her. I'm not sure. Yeah, of course. Uh And I'm like, why would people come to us for for advice anything, anything, anything? Listen, people want to condoms at this point, so I guess anything is possible. Well, uh so somebody I just thought of something. Go yeah, go for it. Hold on, what if we came out with a line of s your own D condoms? Oh I like that and like you could put lines on it that's say, like uh, not bad and then like a little further down, very impressive, and then like unbelievable because like it's see how far you could ask your own day? And you know what, those can be just scary Jones. I don't even need my name on him. They used to be scary Jones. Is s your own D condoms and have like little lines on them like like you know, like shot glasses, like they have like lines on them. To how much write that's your own D? Yeah? Okay, but it has to be that has to be written upside down so while you're you're looking at yourself that way, Uh, you you could still read it. You've given this a lot of thought. Maybe I don't give things thought. I just comes off top of my head. Uh or in this case it wouldn't because I knew wearing a condom. Don't. Don't. By the way, we got into a great conversation on the fifteen minute morning show on the nineteen Was It Yesterday? August was scary was trying to explain how his D is bent towards one o'clock on a clock, so that's from his view. If look, if there was a clock in his lap, his D would be pointing towards one o'clock. So people would texting in they couldn't figure out what that meant. Slight right, And we we said that on the podcast, but nobody people what what is? I don't understand. Do people don't know how to read face clocks? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea how you haven't been in the military because you're like, oh, there's a guy, there's a sniper at three o'clock. That means to your right right. So if you're looking at it and it looks like it's seven o'clock and you're if your garden someone else's six, you're behind them. But if you're if you're playing with their six, you're in front. Of them. But it's at seven o'clock, seven o'clock to you, one o'clock to me, that's so scary. If if, if the if seven o'clock seven, the small hand will be on the seven oh and the and the big hand would be on year one. I'm only talking in small hands one o'clock with the small hand, you know what I'm saying, very small hands, So the small hand will be seven. You're looking at I'm saying. I'm saying the big hand would be on the one. The matter the big hand. We're only talked talking about the small hand, small hand on the seven. If you're looking at the small hand is on the seventh, the very small hand. Yes, yeah, okay, you want to make small dick jokes, keep going, but you keep saying it at Please say it's the large hand. So so Julia wrote to us and she said that she um was writing to ask for help. Don't trash me too hard on my grammar. I'm trying. I've been with a guy for almost a year now, after coming out of a nine year relationship. He still is on a phone plan with his ex. They broke up four years ago. Now, I've separated everything from my ex and I phone plans, bills, Netflix and that, and that breakup happened in I've mentioned to him a few times how it bothers me, once when COVID had just hit, so I get that everything was closed, right, So okay, So again money might have been short again last month she was very pregnant and just gave birth to weeks ago. Again understandable, but it should have been done years ago. So like the ex kept making excuses, it seems, Brodie, that you know why they should stay on the same phone plan because she needed help. I guess she just had a kid. Anyway, Am I crazy for being bothered by this? Am I wrong to ask for it to stop? They're still friends and separated kindly, but I still think it's weird to pay for your ex's phone, especially when they're in new relationships. On both sides. Let's go back here, Brodie, this relationship ended four years ago. Four years ago they broke up. Please send any advice thanks, Julia. Wow, I don't know, Julia. Listen, you're currently with him, and I don't want to. We're not made here to make jokes and I don't want to speculate. Ah, this is a tough one becauseiculation. Okay, first of all, first let's let's rule that out. Do you think do you think that maybe there's something else going that he still cares about her, like you know what, I'm still in love with her, or I still have to pay for her. Just to clarify, Just to clarify, she's with a guy for a year. She's with the guys sharing a phone plan with her. No, I'm saying the phone plan is with the guy is sharing the phone plan with a girl four years originally? Whose phone plan was it? Originally? He? She doesn't say. She says he is still on a phone plan with his ex and they broke up four years ago. Alright. Meanwhile, she says the year that they year that they've been together, the two of them, she she cut off all ties with her X. So she's expecting, Hey, this has been four years since you haven't been with her. But now now does the ex girlfriend send her money? Him money? It appears that he still pays for things, because she mentions that's that's both that he's paying. Okay, Well, she's pregnant. She was pregnant and she gave birth two weeks ago, so so she's giving her a free she's giving him a free pass. And oh, you know what, his ex is pregnant or just had a baby. And right, but then where's the guy who impregnated her? Exactly? Where's that guy? Why isn't he paying the phone bill? Now? Is is her current boyfriend paying? See? We need to get her on the phone because I need to know if the guy is paying for the other girls the ex girlfriend's phone, or they're chipping in half because or he feels bad because she's like impoverished and she's you know, like she's has no money and he's doing he's throwing her like he's doing her a solid because hey, listen, he cares about her. She has no money, YadA YadA um. But at what point do you draw the line? Right? Because if if if Julie, she said it in the Julie Julia, she says it right. Here is the email, it says it right here, she says that he's paying for the phone. Okay, I think it's it's still weird for to pay for your ex's phone, right. What happens if Julia wants to move forward with this guy, right, like, let's get engaged, let's get married, like, at what point does he go, hey, X, gotta go, you're out now? I get Look, will you add a line? Will you add a lot with your phone plan? It's not as much money as the main line, right, so it could be like bucks. He'd probably probably figures. But this X of four years ago is still in is still like mooching off this guy, is the way I see it. You broke up four years ago and you're still paying for her phone. Yeah, that's not this that's something. There's something that's rotten there. I don't know see, but I'm got all completely kind of guy. Like, I still don't understand. This is me. I know it's not you scary, but it's me. I still don't understand why when you break up with somebody and you have a new boyfriend, like let's say you you go out like in her situation, right, Yeah, I don't want to see pictures of Rex on your Facebook page. That's just me, right, I don't want to see like like, oh, look look at my girlfriend. Look it's it's a gallery of of you and John and the Bahamas. I don't want to see that. I don't give it because I know it's the past. But in this case, you're bringing something to if you went over your girlfriend's house, Right, you're at Robin's house and she's got pictures on the mantel of her with her ex boyfriend. You're fine with that? Who even puts pictures on the mantel? Who who even puts pictures out? Of the people put pictures out? Pictures? Nothing in your house? You have? Like the pictures are on my phone, okay, but you are your mom's pictures out right? Yeah, but that's my mom. Okay, she's another generation. If Robin goes to your mom's house, does she want to see pictures of you on the fireplace with your ex girlfriend and your mom? Right? So why do want to see those pictures on Facebook? Oh? I'm gonna click all there's Oh there they are holding hands. Oh there there he is with his hand on her ass from from when they were in a ruba. I don't want to see that. You're done? Do you want to keep the letters? Put him in a box in the closet somewhere? I don't know. I know who writes that? Sounds like that? Screams insecurity? Yes it does. Okay, So yeah, I'm if you're comfortable hold on a second, If you're comfortable in your current relationship and you are the man that, why why do you give two ships about? Here's a fad on. Here's a faded picture from a Ruba from from you know what fun that? Who cares? Okay, let's see where your line is in the sand, No pun intended. Let's say Robin has a sex tape with some other guy. Can she keep it? Like if she has a VCR tape from ten years ago, it's in her closet. But look people at sex tapes. They had it on video video tape, or she made a DVD out of it. She is a DVD sex tape right with her? And and uh and uh and Vinnie right, and it says banging with Vinny on on the DVD. Right, it's got a date on the Christmas Day? Right, I think I think that needs to be thrown away. Oh what, it's the past. Scary. What if she wants to see how her body looked ten years ago and she's like, oh, it makes me feel good to see my body difference between a picture on a wall or whatever, and and and okay, you have a line. The past is the past. But yeah, no, But there's that that doesn't matter. You could so you have a different lie that I do. But you have a line that correct. But OK, but when you're talking about when you're talking about paying paying, currently paying money coming out of your pocket, your current income supporting somebody else, I agree currently for four years ago that you cut them off, that's just I don't think that's right. Listen, if that girl moved on and she has no feelings for your boyfriend, she's got it. I hope she has a baby daddy. I haven't heard that mentioned in this story, because if she just got knocked up, it has like doesnen the father is then then Julie's Julie's Julie Julia, Julia, Thank you, Julia. Your boyfriend's gonna be paying for the baby's diapers soon, so you gotta enjoy the line. Right. But if he's paying for the phone and she, you know, never comes around, he doesn't really talk to her. He does it a favorite because she's like unemployed, living on food stamps or whatever. He feels listening people do. But you know, he he feels terrible. She hasn't got a job. Maybe she's she she heard a leg and she can't work. I don't know if there's some reason maybe, but if it's just I always paid for it. She's a good kid. I like her, you know. And and by the way, you don't do it abruptly. You give him an exit strategy. That's how That's the advice I wanted to give. And I wanted to say, like, all right, here we are, listen. Maybe this woman can't support herself for whatever reason. U she should be right now being able to be on her own. But I would say, here we are in August, listen, give her a few months heads up. But by the end of you do that now she has a newborn at the end of the year, by the end of the year, by December, you're you're done. You put it. You can't call it out. You can't do it now. You can't. You can't call her up now and say, hey, congrats on the new baby and a crapboad expenses and you're on your crapload of diapers pun intended, by the way, in three months, I'm cutting your ass off. Now, you can't do it. The time to cut her off was when you found out she was a month pregnant, three months pregnant, whatever, Now it's too late. Now. You gotta wait till the kids a year and a half old. You have to you know, you do think most people, most people listening to this podcast right now are probably screaming in the cars or wherever they're listening. Are you kidding? Now? Cut her off? Now? Cut her off? Most people say't cut her off. I guarantee it. No, you know what you do. You say, I'm not getting your baby gift. I'm gonna pay for your phone for another six months. You can't tell her now though she just up out the kid. You gotta wait a month. Give you gotta have like a little little bit of space. That's why I said December. It's August. But you can't tell her now. You can't tell her now, you got it. You gotta give her give to months from now. A month from now, and she figures out the cost of diapers, all right? So after okay, so after Labor Day in the middle of September, give her the ultimatum that December thirty one, the phone is being turned off or is Julia's boyfriend wealthy. We don't know anything. I don't know she We can't assume any of this stuff. And what if What if Julia's boyfriend doesn't make a lot of money and he doesn't take Julia to fancy restaurants, yet he's giving money for the phone. That's doubly worse. Yeah, how well does he treat you, Julia? Right? Is he? Is he buying Julia's phone bills? Paying for the phones? Is he paying for Netflix? Sharing a password? Where does it end? Would you want to think that because she's been with him for a year and she loves him, and they hopefully that it's the respect and the is mutual, and that he treats her like gold is? Is that what I'd like to believe that I I'm going to assume that Julia is gonna hear this and say, I'm gonna make my boyfriend listen to this because she can see that they agree with me. First of all, Julia's boyfriend, I'm sure you're a nice guy. So I'm just gonna put you down as generous and caring because you could be bigger than me. I'm not saying there's any ill intention. I'm saying you're a good guy. I just think you're too good of a guy that well, that's exactly it, because the good guys and the good people get walked on. Right we finished, they say the nice people finished last or something. Nice guys I would be I would be the guy to be put in that position like ship. Oh my god, I'm stuck now. I gotta keep paying for this. I understand that part of it. But let let him blame it on Julia. Let him say to her, listen, Julia and I am making plans. We're gonna go on vacation. Julia the bad guy here. Well, don't make Julia the bad guy, but used her as part of the story. But be like, listen, I gotta, I gotta, I got wine and listen. So here's an other question. This guy, let's call him, let's call him. We didn't have a named for him, right, let's call him Chuck. No no reason, just pop the head. Chuck broke on his go four years ago, right? Yes? Has he not dated anyone before Julia in four years? So three years is right? So the three years after the breaking, other women that were in the picture, probably before Julia. For three years, he still kept paying her phone to the other women not know he was doing that. Here's here's we have no right. We have to leave this here because there's a lot to this story that we do not know that these are your opinions, and we'll read him to Julia next week exactly. Okay, great, thank you so much. That was That was a relationship corner here part where I say we'll be right back after this. I think you just did dye. There's still a lot we haven't gotten too. There's a lot. So I have some sound clips I want to play. I do I have a bone to pick with you? Should I pick the bone? Now, let's play a little bit of sound and go right into the bone picking. Okay, So I think I have three sound clips? Um play? Uh? What do I have to read? The read? The read the first one to me, the first one commercial, the video one has to go last, all right. So here we are with tax visor. Yeah, so tax visor. So tag visor is it's a it's a clip on visor that goes on your car visor that drops down so that you don't have to put your visor down when the sun is in your eyes, right and um it's like, um, it's like a tinted window. And when you flip it down because it uses you know, space age military grade whatever, it blocks the sun but lets you see the road perfectly. Okay, does that make sense? Okay, so you know they always do. But wait, there's more. If you order now, of course, we'll send you a second ice cream, Scooper. But wait, there's more. Right now, I want you to listen to what the deal is on this one for the when you go to order what they're offering you. If you need to block blinding glare without blocking your view, then you need a Bell and Howell attack Visor. There's just nothing like it on the market today. Act now to get attack Visor for just and we'll even ship it to you free only. Attack Visor features Bell and Howe's precision and quality and is fact by our lifetime guarantee. But white quarter today and we'll upgrade you to our two and one tack Visor. Just pay a separate feat when the sun goes down. Okay did you hear that? Just pay a separate if you If you order now right, we'll upgrade you to a second one, but for another fee. I heard that for a separate fee. Yeah, that's what am I getting. You're getting, Sam, We'll give you a second one if you pay a second price. That's a bunch of bull ship right there. And they won't tell you what the price is because it probably changes based on your area code. But your zip code that is uh scamboni. By the way, I'm gonna need I'm gonna need the Scamboni jingle for a second. It just reminded me. Here's a major scamboni that you guys might not be aware of. Have you ever gone to a website to price, let's say, price a car, Like you go to like ford dot com to price and build your car, or there are some websites to go put in your mailing address to get the pricing. Like I'll say, oh, price available in cart and they'll say, put in your mailing address. You know why, because they charge you less money if you live in some parts of the country, then if they if they live in other parts of the country. M okay, So if you live in New York, you might pay more for the same car then you would in Oklahoma. Now that may be because it's cheaper to ship a car from Michigan to Oklahoma. Or maybe because you know the the living is higher and they can charge more in New York to the average person because the income is higher. Possibly I'm not saying it is, or it is and I'm saying that's what the thought busses could be. And so sometimes for fun, you should put in like what you feel is maybe a lower income state or region of the country and see what the price is and then use a different browser because they'll they'll they'll put a cookie in. When you can't get out of it, use a different browser and put your ZIP code in and see if it's the same price, because a lot of times it isn't. It's not. Or if you call up and you go how much is it? They go, who are you calling from? Also, people have posted this online. You'll get a circular in the mail, like for home Depot or Dicks. I'm not saying they do this. I'm just using company names. And then other places in the country will get the same circular and the price is different. How about that? How you scambot? So you are being punished away you work? Yeah, because they know you could afford it. Yeah. Oh yeah, what's the second clip? The second one I have is go to the next bank. Sorry, we're not in our studios, as you know, we're doing this from home, so as we were limited by my my sound system here don't grassroots? Okay? Yeah, I think you were gonna rip me that you're gonna have you for my sound system. Sound system. If you lived in Oklahoma, your sound system would only have been three, not four. So we have grass Okay. So this is uh. I was listening to the to the to the news and they were talking about a political campaign, and I think I think what he was saying was they have a lot of grassroots, meaning small mom and pop five dollar donations, grassroots, not like big companies. I think he was saying grassroots donors, donors, grassroots, right, But listen to what it sounds like he's saying the idea of the kinetic energy, the volunteers, the grassroots stoners, that's whoops, the grassroots stoner's right. They're getting a lot of money from the grassroots stoner's ideas, the kinetic energy, the volunteers, the grassroots stoners. That sounds like they're smoking some grassroots grassroots, That's what I'm saying. So is it grassroots donors or is it a lot of stoners are for that candidate? Right now? This went the website here. Yeah, I I by the way, I loaded this directly, and I don't even know what it sounds like. Oh, good, good, good good, because that's what I told you to do, and I appreciate you did that. Okay, So Peter may or he may not Peter May, that's his name. He's Peter May twenty no relation to Peter Millar or Brian May right, right, right, Peter right? Okay. Uh So Peter May sent me this a while ago and I thought we played it, but we didn't. Now, if you're a slice and you listen in order, you remember there was a clip I played, oh god, a year and a half ago where the guy said it's a little more than uh, a little less than on a little more than under an hour or something like that, right, a little more than under an hour or something like that. So anyway, um, he sent me this clip a while ago and I didn't I didn't remember give it you to play. So he sent to me again. So I want you to listen. This woman is talking about the dental care she got. It's from a place called clock Tower Dental. It's um clock Tower dash Dental dot com. And she's talking about this, hey, this great service she got and how long it took her to get her teeth done. Go ahead, how would you like to restore your smile in just a day. Now you can with a smile in a day procedure. I clock Tower Dental had the procedure done. It took not even a full entire day. I walked out in a different person. Not even that, not even a full entire day. Right, So, first of all, full and entire you're redundant, right So I got a problem with that already. But how long is not even a full entire day? So couldn't you just why wouldn't you just say it took an hour and a half. Why wouldn't you just say it took a half a day? Because I think she's skirting the issue and she wanted to say it took most of the day. That didn't want didn't want to deter the you from from you know, using the service, because it's a twenty three and a half hours. Again, how would you like to restore your smile in just a day? Now you can with the smile in a day procedure. I clocked Ower Dental had the procedure done. It took not even a full entire day, not even since the even not even a whole entire day. It was like twenty one hours and lady right there in the front says, boom it it takes a day, do it in a day, but in a day a day, it could be twenty four hours. And now right, I don't know, man, it sounds right there. That sounds fishy to me. That to me, sounds like it's a fucking procedure, right. I think if you had said, like you, when you hear like most surgery in a day, you feel like, oh, I'm gonna have surgery. I'm gonna go home that day. You don't think it takes the whole day to have the surgery that you know, same day, same day surgery, or like your outpatient, Oh, I go They're gonna like tailors snip off and I'm gonna go home. How long does it take to fix my car? About a day? That means you're gonna give the car on Monday, get it back on a Tuesday, next day one day. Well, if you drop it off in the morning, you'll get it when you come home from work. It takes a day. I'll leave you know what I'll do. I'll leave the car at your gas station at night so you have it first thing in the morning and I'll just come get after work. It's gonna take one day. This lady is clearly implying that it took it just just to be clear, somewhere between way too long and twenty four hours, like somewhere between I can maybe bear to do this and illegally we can't say one day somewhere in there for whatever she had done to her teeth, right, because we took twenty four hours and a second, they can't do smile in a day? Can you find one more time when we're missing something? All right, how would you like to restore your smile in just a day? But in your hands with a smile in a day procedure? How the procedure done? It took not even a full entire day. I walked out a different person, this virgin. Here's my question, scary. Should we call them right now? They're in Long Island and you know they won't be there. It's too late in a day, late in the day. We should call, you know what. They're probably in the middle of a procedure. Then they started right smile in a day. That's fucking defense balls. Yeah, no, that's false advertising, is what that is? Or is well, you know what it is. It's it's they didn't say it wasn't right. I smell a rat smile in a day. In a day, something wrong, something is wrong. Maybe that's why they're called clock Tower Dental because you can see the clock going around and around and around while you're getting your teeth right. Clicked in the name, yeah, yeah, you know, like when you see movies and like someone's thinking for a long time and the clock spins, like the whole day is going by. I think that's what the logo is. I think it's a spinning lock. Yeah, I'm not I'm sure they do good work. By the way, they're in Long Island. If clock Tower Dental would like to be a sponsor of our show and Scary and I have twenty three and a half hours to kill, we'll come and get our teeth done. I got it. Looks like they do dentally right now. Sam. I'm sure that good people. I just feel like they're not being they're not being upfront. Not I wanted to get up there, you know, it's funny. I wanted to get my friend Clem on the phone. Clem, Clem, clam, clam, Clem. You don't have a friend, Clem. Oh. By the way, Clem also not a Jewish name for j Day. She's not for Clem. She had a problem with, she had a problem with, So she's just Clementine, she said. She said, yeah, we we met her also on the We had her on the on the Speaking Violues podcast. She had a relationship issue. But she's talking about Danny and quarantine. But here, but she had such a brood voice. Car why don't you ask Clem if Clam needs a clam cover? Alright, we'll stop. Stop. So she she has a very expensive pair of easies that she's trying to sell on this I guess this high end fashion shoe website where people and I don't know what protocol is, but this dude wants buy him off her and she has he agreed on the price, but he's demanding that she sends him the shoes first and then she gets paid after No. Never right, Well, I said that it sounds like a scamboni. And then she's like, she says that people have been you know, robbed before by sending the merch before they get paid. But he never sent the merche. So he kept going back and forth with her and saying, well, I need to know that they're authentic, and that you're not gonna scan me with fake easies, because that's the thing too, you know, so people are scanning with the fake you know, like um, you know, counterfeit product. So so she wanted to sense so who trusts who in which situation? Like in the situation does the seller have to produce the goods first? That's the way it works. No, you pay for the shoes. That's how it works. If you order something from Amazon, did they ship be the product? No, you pay for the product then Amazon listen. If it's a reputable site like eBay, eBay will guarantee the purchase automatically. So if you if you go buy something on eBay and send the money and it doesn't show up, they automatically get the money back from the from the from the buyer, from the seller, rather or they just give you the money back. They're big enough company, eBay can write that off. Just go oh, you know what, We're not gonna let you get ripped off. eBay covers it. If she's on some other site. I don't want to bash other sites, but there's a lot of other sites where like McCary and uh, what's the one Danielle uses uh was it? Uh? Oh god, you have your own closet right now? You know, I sell all my stuff on I don't know. Oh the one with oh that that that the freaking oh my god, we're not women. All the women use it. No, that's a that's a woman. Poshmark, posh Mark, posh Mark, I don't know. Posh Mark also is a reputable company. I'm sure they ensure the sales also, now I don't know. I don't know if let Go does that. I'm sure they do as well. Shopify, thread up, Deep, I'm looking at the list deep Pop, here's my here's the thing. Poss Mark posh Mark is like the leader in, or at least they appear to be the leader in clothing resale apps, right, McCary, there's a lot of advertising. I know they're also pretty big, but at some point, and by the way, if a third the third biggest uh clothing app wants to advertise with us, we're we're no problem. But my question is how many different apps do you need to sell your shirt? Right? I don't want to go where the most people are to buy the shirt. So if I want to buy a shirt, sell a shirt I'm selling it on the back posh Mark. I'm not gonna go to like get rid of it because get rid of it doesn't happens. Maybe gonna give me an audience of fishing. You sold my Nutra bullet lender, Yeah I haven't yet. Okay, I gave you. I gave you the neutri bullet blender and the neutro Bullet RX to sell. Let's let's finish talking about Clementine. Okay, Well, she says she's drinking right now. I'm trying to I I tried to get in touch with her to say, hey, well I don't want whoa, whoa? Why do I want to do? You haven't run this by me yet. Maybe we don't want her on? What's the angle? What are we talking to her about? She she was gonna ask, she was gonna ask your opinions. You're gonna tell you that she was gonna read you the back and forth that she got into a fucking verbal fight with this guy. Oh yeah, this is a story behind this right now, he got into him. The guy ordered the guy wanted these shoes. She has these easies that she doesn't want anymore. I don't understand that by the way is Kanye West's very overpriced sneaker. So so he he when he becomes president. Right, So so she she wanted to sell it, and she listed it. He responded as a potential buyer, and they agreed on a price. And now of a sudden, he's like, no, I'm not paying you until you show me the shoes. And then she's like, what I showed you the shoes. Yeah, but I need to feel it. I need to have it in my possession because I need to make sure that it's not counterfeit. Okay. Then she then he didn't get a refund, Then she'll send you a refund. By the way, I was he think she's scanning him, scanning him? See like what if? What if she makes off with his cash and then deletes her account? So how does the buyer protect themselves? They go through some back end website because the app, the app is supposed to guarantee the purchase. It's a website. It's a website. You shouldn't be using that website. The website has to have some kind of shopping guarantee. Listen, for all, you know that guy, that guy could buy them. He may already have a fake pair of of of yeasis and then go, oh, you sent me these fake easies all the money back, but you're like, you know they're real, but he's got a fake pair and then tries to bait and switch you. People do that. That's why you have to do it with the legitimate website. You have to so I guess the moral of the story. We don't even need her on the phone because the moral of the story here is don't shop through websites like that's why Craigslist is a scamboni. Don't well, no, well, Craigslist, but there's no guarant there's no shopper guarantee on that. There's nothing, there is none. But that's but that's as his website. If you're buying it, it's because that's why you talk on the phone. You explain it whatever, and they look it's as I've said this on this podcast numerous times, don't ever buy a fucking concert ticket on craigslis No, No, that's now now here is the thing. I think with eBay they have a specific rule about concert tickets. I don't think they'll they'll they'll back up. We have to worry about concerts for the next couple of years. But but I I you know what, everybody who's ever had a SOB story and a woe was Me moment, it's always Craigslist, always, because Craigslist is where the crooks are. They always scammers on pob afies them the tickets, all right. And if you see it, if you see a price that's too good to be true, guess what, it's fucking too good to be true, it's a scam. No, even even if it's available, even if it's a good price, it might be. I was reading the list of these apps posh Mark McCary. I read one that says Deepop Deep Deep Pop right deepop chopra No is now I have a question of you. Scary is it says clothes shopping? Right, it's an app, But is deep Pop? Is that like the Deezer of clothing apps? I think it may be, or it could be justin timber Lakes Lost Line, Dirty Pop Deep Now? Are you buying? Are you selling your stuff on trade z with the varage sale? These are real? Sale? These are real? Or oh oh, this one's my favorite. Is it's bagel? No, it's s H P O c K spock walk Okay, by the way, like that's that's also like ambi use things second hand shopping made easy and fast. It's got ten million downloads. Who's using spock? And the same logic applies, by the way, if you're on a if you're on a dating website and it's not the main five that you always hear about, if it's some random backwoods website like you know, like okay, like vage Varage has a million downloads. Trade zy, let's see tram looking at the Google Store trades, he only has a hundred thousand downloads. So that stuff on train z you gotta you gotta go for the gusto, go for the big ones, go for where the mainstream traffic is. Would you would you rather have your would you rather have your yard sale on interstate? Or do you want to have your yard sale on a fucking dirt on James Street? Right, that's the dick mark ten million plus vented. Let's check out vented vented one million. It's been in a hundred thousand now trades. He has a cute name, but doesn't have enough people. But spock spock now, oh, bump, let's try bump. Let's see how many downloads Bump has Bump five dred thousand. That's not ten million. Oh, buy and sell sneakers in streetwear. See, that's specific for sneakers and streetwear. You know where else I can get sneakers? Everyone was the um Bump. It doesn't that that might be the site it's specifically for for sneakers. It's a sneaker head site. It could be Bumped buy and sell sneakers, but it only has five hundred thousand downloads, which doesn't it's not at four point three. Uh, and there's no um or more info. Let's see if they guarantee the purchase here shop authentic what it's great. Only problem is there's no location filter. I'm sorry you have porks broke. Oh. I can't believe I didn't hear about Bump before. Bump is great. Love the new update. That's a about the staff, the staff of bump, right. Yeah, but it's got a four point three out of five, so that's not fantastic. Well, you know, I'm gonna go to most negative let's check out. By the way, any time I go to any website, I always go for the negative. I always go for the negative reviews. I gotta take a look at them. Uh tried to buy Yeasys and his bitch name Clem, tried to Oh. Okay, now, this person's name is s U k r I z a l who suck rizzle, suck suck rizzle. I'm sure it's like super. It looks Japanese. I'm sure it's it's uh Su crisel or. But it looks like suck rizzle. That's a good duck. You go see. You know what, suck my rizzle, suck rizzle. This is what they wrote new update. Oh my god. Here they wrote new update is suck, So I'm gonna call him suck rizzle. They actually wrote new update is suck. All right, grizzle, all right, you don't have a send merchandise out another break? Yeah we do. Yeah, we're having fun, all right. I got so much stuff to talk about. Talk about you, how you'll do that coming out here right after this? Okay, just come at me, Come at me. I'm gonna come at you twice and both of them. But now everybody knows people who do this, and you know those people, they say the wrong things, they do the first of all scary and I agreed on Sunday we would both wear our new Brooklyn Boys shirts on Monday, hold on, hold on, so that we would have matching shirts for the fifteen minute morning show video. And that's way we could like talk about it. Oh, we will mention it, plug it. Whatever I wear the shirt. I'm home, thankfully working from home. Scary Uh, he didn't wear his shirt, but he doesn't tell me he doesn't wear a shirt. And then when we record the Alvis Strand fifty minute Morning Show on Monday, we did it around when we went to commercial break at nine, he says to me, Oh, by the way, I'm not wearing the shirt today. Now I'm not in the zoom room, so I didn't see all occasionally why I did? Just see the whole show, scary head three hours, didn't mention it. At eight, he says, I didn't wear the shirt, So now I have to run upstairs to change my shirt because I can't wear the shirt on Monday. And then where to get on Tuesday because I had to steam a shirt. I'm not gonna put on some wrinkled shirt to get on the podcast. So it's a big inconvenience. So funk you, Scary manning in the fun you list. But here's where he's where you fucked up. He is where unrelated to that, but has to do with our shirts. Um you ever like you know that person that says like, oh, I don't know anyone that would buy that car. It's ugly, But then you find out you're talking to the person who owns that car. Or you'd say, oh, what kind of asshole whatever? Like that band? And then you find out it's their favorite band. Right, you put your foot in it, right, you know those people? Scary, you know what I'm talking about. Okay, So Scary got all of the Brooklyn Boys merchandise that he and I ordered shipped to his house, okay, and I'm supposed to go pick it up. So he sees the merchandise and he says, oh, Brody, you ordered an extra large shirt. I'm telling you, bro this is gonna be swimming on you huge. And he says to Robin, look at his shirt. Look at his extra large These things are cut big, Brody. I'm telling you, it's straight down. It's gonna be swimming on you. You should take a large. He says, hey, Robin, look at his shirt. It's gonna be swimming on Brody. I said Scary, We're an extra large. It's ended here, Brody, I know you. I'm telling you, the shirt is gonna be big. Should wear a large? Let me give you a large, Scary, give me extra lodge. Brodi gi me swimming and I hate it's gonna be so big on your Yeah. Do you see what this has gone? Scary? I shudder to think where this is going. But I think I know where this is going. I go to Scary's house. He leaves the bag at the front door with his doorman pull wa wa wa wall. I take the shirt. I get home, I put the extra large shirt on and it fits perfectly. I'm so sorry. I thought I thought it was gonna be swimming on you. Keep keep digging that hole. Hey, listen, I misjudged. I misjudged. Would but no, but wouldn't you hold on a second. No, that's flattering if you think about hand. No, it's not. It's not a freak statement, because you get if I've envisioning you, I am envisioning you to be smaller than you are. But you're set up fail. You're telling me the shirt is huge. You're telling me Brodie's gonna be so big on you. Now by the way. This has nothing to do with anyone else is wearing an extra large Brooklyn Boys shirt. He's just saying some large. Yeah, we're not we're not judging. I'm just in my and from I was eyeballing it and I'm like, and I'm sitting there looking at it. I'm like, yeah, Brody is definitely gonna. This is gonna Brodie needs a large, not an extra large. Oh, this shirt is so it's it's it's big, Brody. It's not. It's not athletic cut. It's it's gonna be big on you, right, Robin. Oh yeah, it's gonna be big on Brody. There's no there's no way this works out well for either one of us at at best. At best it's big on me, but the downside is too risky. You can't do that with people. Rob. And I got you this new dress. I picked it up. I saw this dress. It's a size six, and you get home and it's like it's tight off on her. She doesn't fit in it. Because you're like, oh, I saw this, I thought it looks sexy in it. It looks great on this girl, and the store was a six. It look great on her. You bring it home and she can't get her ass in it, and she's like, oh, I guess it was fatter than the girl on the store, so so twice now, But I don't look at it. I see see I'm an optimist. I see the glass half fall. The way you should be. This is why you're a pessimistic, negative individual, because talk for a second here, let me talk, okay, Because way you should listen, the way you should like like like take this is with like, holy shit, it scary thinks that much of me that I look slim in his eyes, that he thought I was going to be swimming in this shirt. See why can't you take that approach? Why can't you see it from the side, Because reality is you are where were you wear a large right now because you're you're in You're in the second quarter, scary right, I'm a large, You're a lodge now, You're an extra lodge at some points of the year. So you're looking at that shirt and not in comparison to what you've envisioned me. You're looking at that shirt in comparison to your body, and you're going, ah, this is huge on me, This is gonna be huge on browny that's what you're doing, right, Look, oh yeah, but what what happens now is I'm going, well, the scary thing I'm a lodge from back in February when we were in the studio in March. Did I did I gain weight? Or do I just do? I just am? I just I don't know why I don't have such a You have such a complex, man, you know, we just take this and faced me the complex. And by the way, we're fighting like women. This is a woman's argument. We're dudes. That was scary. You just said that to apologize to all women. Hold on a second. Guys usually guys don't usually don't hold on a second. Guys usually don't have that Wait, hold on a second. Wait, wait a second. Housewives don't call them house hey, hey, hey, calm the funk down. Guys usually don't quibble about this kind of thing. Usually usually it's you know you women, You usually comment with each other about this kinds of of thing. So, so I don't know why you're getting all up in arms this bullshit, why you're getting your wad? So this is so fucking just mad up and just call it what it is. What the fund do you have to come down on me for because and they now make me feel like you know what, I know a guy who works for condom company. Right, he gave me a case of condoms. Um, you might like them, but they're definitely a little tight. But they're free. You should take them. But I'm telling you scary of these condoms. I tried them on. They're a little bit tight, but you get used to them. Right then you get them and they're falling off your dick because your dick's too small? Is this if? How do you gonna feel? You now know they're tight on me, I referred to them as small. You get the condoms and you're putting a rubber band on them because they're falling off your little dick, which is pointing to one o'clock. So you're trying is you're trying to make that comparison that they're you're comparing, you're carrying, you're comparing apples and bananas, comparing bananas and pickles. Okay, you're apple. You're comparing shape like an apple. What I'm saying to you is that you can't take that argument and transfer it into another argument that has nothing to did I'm the king of arguments. I just but the reality is we're talking about apparel. We're talking about shirts. We're not talking about condoms. See that's the difference, because you're making you're you're making you know, you're making an analogy. And while the analogy may be true, that the reality is we're still talking about a piece of cotton that goes over at chest and that's the kind of ship that guys don't usually squabble over. Okay, so we're talking about We're not. No, we're not. We're talking about the reality. We're not talking about anything else. There is no other else. There is no other reality. You're just making an analogy. You feel you're talking, you know what you feel, you're talking in a what if world. That's a what if world. That that they we're not talking about condoms. If this was, hey, listen, if this was the condom conversation. Yeah, okay, but you have to you have to separate each each time. You have to compartmentalize each conversation. Let's talk about guy stuff. Let's talk about guy stuff. How about I meet a girl, Right, you're single, I meet a girl and I and I'm I'm married, so I can't I'm not gonna date her, right, But to me, compared to the women I've been with, she's a she's a six, right, I say, called my friends scary scary. You. You meet her and you're like, this is the hottest girl I've ever been with. But Brodie thinks she's a six. You're gonna start questioning the girls you've been with because I think she's a six. Beauties, Yes, and you, for some reason think that that shirt it's gonna be huge on me because you looked at the shirt. You're like, this thing is a fucking tent. He's gonna be alright, that's basically what you said. You said, this shirt. Oh my, you could cover your car with this shirt. Pudy, I'm telling you you need a large this thing. You could You could put it on a sailboat and it would get you across the Atlantic. This thing, oh my god, you're gonna need to you know what. You Just use it to draw your car. It's so big. Just use it as like a towel. It's like a bath towel. Wait a second, it's it's eighty degrees outside, but how can it possibly be fucking snowing? You? Snow flake is a fucking snowflake. Do you hear him droning on about this? You have no tact. That's the problem. Signs you know what you're tweet us, tweet us, tweet us. Oh, by the way, can I tell you about tweeting. I have a tweet story. I don't want to do. I don't know what to do. Now, what would you do? I don't want to I don't want to say anything negative. Yeah, but we had a listen. We had a listener about a year ago. Who who couldn't have been nicer sent me too fantastic t shirts. One says diet coke no ice, right, yep, and the other one says don't the Twitter logo me don't tweet me? Right? They sent me that as well. I got that shirt as well, Right, we both got right. Okay, here's the problem. The Twitter logo the bird has the red line and the circle, you know, like Ghostbusters the no So I put that shirt on in front of my family for the first time and my kids, who are my kids, I raised them, and my wife said, you know your shirt says don't don't tweet me? Oh yeah, because it says the word don't. And then there's this don't tweet and then me, So the shirt is a double neg and I feel bad. It a double negative and its redundant. Yes, I feel bad because the shirt's really well made and it was paid for and the listener gave it to us as part of the free ship for us. By the way, I'm not blaming anybody. I'm not criticizing we have we we are a little low on the free shift for us these days. Well, apparently we have a shipment of ship coming through. We have we will talk about next week. We have a box coming to the studio, some high demand free ship for us, and we feel like that. I feel like scary. I'm gonna tease this. I feel like when we tell people what the free ship is, they're gonna tell us we shouldn't take it. Okay, Well I had that. I had that feeling, all right, your lines breaking up? No, it's not. By the way, Um, does my voice sound or the quality of my audio sound any different than previous episodes? Yeah? It sounds different. Yeah, and what way it sounds better? Are you saying that because you assume that I must be leading up to that. No, it's something you did. You did something, you did something different, something listen. Is that soundproofing? We don't know. I put a I put a phone covering on the microphone. Well you know we're not getting I actually no, we still are getting. We're still getting this slap back. I don't know it's the headphone thing. But anyway, you sound, you sound better, the room sounds flatter. It's good, it's good. I turned off the drawing way. By the way, wait a wait for the dryer to stop before we started the podcast, and I had to turn off the air conditioning. This is the problem with home. Well, you don't have a basement. You have you have a one room house, one room apartment, two rooms. I'm okay with it. You have two rooms, two rooms, two rooms because you have a kitchen living room combo which nobody sits in the living room. Right, Nope, when Robin comes over, is she sitting in the living room? We barely do right, eat, Emil, you go to the bed. Done done? You like to cut out the middle area? Just yeah, Oh, Robin, you enjoy your dinner. I bet I got too many rooms, too many rooms, too many options, many rooms. And you also have a pool. I don't have one of those. Oh is this something I wanted to say about the pool. I have a pool. Yeah, well, oh yeah, yeah, you know yeah. I wanted to sigh. I was gonna say. I was gonna say, you said I'd be swimming in in the in my in that shirt. Unlike my pool, you won't be swimming in it. I was gonna say that, but I didn't say it. Right. You just keep going in on me with the pool. By the way, people were deming me this week that there are turtle crossings near their house. Then they have to stop and wait for the turtles. You know what they said I should have done gotten out of the car, picked the turtle up and moved it to the side of the street. Is that my job now to get out and be the turtle mover? I was like fourth in line. The guy in the front didn't turtle move. Oh someone else d m me. I'm sorry. I don't know if you I didn't. I didn't I let your name. I apologize. But one of the turtle turtle crossing people said that their body was driving and he tried to do what I suggested, which is while the turtle is between the wheels, take off. Because from the time it takes the turtle to get from the right wheel to the left wheel and left field to the right wheel, you could be gone right. They ran over the turtle, and the turtle got stuck up in the wheel well and they dragged the turtle for a mile. They stopped and the turtle fell out, and apparently the shell was cracked, but the turtle was Okay, okay, I don't need the car right now. I don't need to hear these stories. They went to a shell gas station after that turtle yo, hio. Alright, So next week I want to talk about, uh, the Scamboni that is the New York City Parking Authority, and how there's a money grab parking tickets and the big show you may know what I'm tell all kind of about. I'm gonna talk about how I couldn't make a purchase on a retail store because you have to spend fifty dollars to get free shipping, and I had a big problem with that. Uh and oh oh, I want to talk about people dying. It's good, it's not. It's not not. It's not sad. I promise it's not said it's someone dying. It's it's not like that. Let's sen you learn to look at death differently when you guys like us from Boys Roland Boys,