#369: Chest Nuts

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 2: Boy, start up up, dot up.

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Speaker 3: They making noise, not.

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Speaker 2: Up start up, und dot up.

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Speaker 4: Episode three sixty nine. I think it's the Brooking Boys podcast. Who's counting?

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Speaker 2: Or is it Nimber three seventy? I don't even know anymore. David Brody, he's he's got to be sixteen would be good? I mean, I mean you like it. We can giggle. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I think that it's three sixty nine because we wouldn't have set three sixty nine without us giggling earlier.

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Speaker 2: I'm making a joke about it. It's three sixty I thought it was two for sixty nine. Apparently now it's three. That's got How you work that? I don't know, but it's end video. No, no, just don't it. Hey, So listen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm back. My full you know, the Scary Jones Golden mic is back. I got the processing, I've got my new desk, I'm all set up.

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Speaker 2: I'm all set up for but it actually sounds good and we're back. So I again, I would like to apologize for the Brooklyn Boys. We missed last week because Scary got a new desk and he had he paid to have it assembled, which I don't. I mean again, boom boogie, the man doesn't own a screwdriver. Oh kidding me.

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Speaker 4: I have a brand new tool set bought twenty five years ago. No, yeah, whatever the boozy tool set was. In two thousand and one, Scary was like, oh, I've got to have the Duhr toolbox whatever it was, you know, and he ordered it and it never used it.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: My parents for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Uh, look, when I moved into this place nineteen years ago, my old place, they bought me a drill bit, a drill set. They bought me a toolbox with all the tools everything you can imagine, hammer, nails, wrenches, every everything, as if they never met you, every screwdriver under the sun, and.

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Speaker 2: It was going to brought you a wedding ring and a baby car seat.

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Speaker 4: When I when I moved into this place and I transported the toolbox stuff like that. They were they were hanging the TVs in my in my new place here, and.

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Speaker 2: Of course somebody else was, of course, pay I pay for that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to drill holes, and so they're like, oh my god, do you know what she said, do a certain drill bit And I'm like, oh, wait, hold on a second. I have a whole bunch of stuff. And I took out all the toolboxes.

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Speaker 2: Where you took the cellophane off.

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Speaker 4: Everything had cellophane on it, the screw the screwdrivers, the hammers and everything.

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Speaker 2: They're like it was this brand new.

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Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I said, my parents got it for me, like yeah, twenty years ago and I moved into my whole place.

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Speaker 2: But I never used any of it. Do you realize? And all respect in the world, but you lost your mom who never lived long enough to see you use the drills she bought you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I mean that's how long you You couldn't even use inte Mom, I used the drill. Thanks for a great gift. I will say I did use the hammer once. I definitely now.

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Speaker 2: Say you dropped it on your foot. He let this be a less You know how people say, like, tell the people in your life you love them because you never know how long you'll have them. Use the gifts they give you, because you never know how long you'll have Okay, all right, all right, Well anyway, but technically, Scary still didn't use them. He gave it to the guy he hired to hang his TV. So Scary ordered the desk and he had to take all of his stuff off his old desk because he had to. They had to move the old desk to build the new desk because he couldn't do it himself, because a normal person would have built the new desk right and moved the old desk on a day when we weren't doing a podcast. Sorry, and then he would have, you know, when it's convenient for the Brooklyn boys, moved the new desk and then put the microphone and the equipment on it. But he has to work when they show up, which was the day we recorded, so we couldn't record Boogie Fuck. Hey.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey, by the way, I've got a boogie test. I have a boogie test coming up for you. I can't wait. So I have a house guest. My boy told Darren. You remember told Darren.

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Speaker 2: Right adjective name? Yes, Oh it's tall Darren, Yeah, he's uh he do his feet hang over the edge of whatever he's sleeping on. Well, that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: I didn't have a sofa until this afternoon, and so there was no sofa, so so normally he would be sleeping on the sofa.

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Speaker 2: You remember I did sell the old sofa. You know a minute, I remember a time you guys spooned together in Europe or something? Right, didn't you sleep? We shared? We shared a bed, we shared a bed. Did that happen last night?

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Speaker 4: But we put up a wall of pillows between us, like a fort like a fortress kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Like trains, the trains, planes, automobiles.

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Speaker 4: Think so so, I said, Darren, I'm like, I would love for you to stay here, but my place is not ready for prime time. I mean, first of all, I got boxes in my office. I haven't I will have a sleeper sofa bed like a pull out, but not now. I said, I'm months away from that. I haven't even ordered it yet. And he's like, I think I got a solution, and he mails me. He orders online, he orders an air mattress and he's like, that's gonna be my gift to you. And he so he mailed me an air mattress.

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Speaker 2: I have a question, Yeah, did you hire a team of people to come blow up the air mattress.

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Speaker 4: It's one of those autumn ones, so it shows up at the house and I put it in the living room where the couch would be. So Darren is basically sleeping on an air mattress in my living room right now. But it gets worse. You know how I have that second bathroom for guests.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bought off your two and a half bath the conglomeration.

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Speaker 4: Well, I decided I don't want a shower curtain because shower curtains are so nineteen nineties, you know. So okay, shout out to people who have shower No, no, they they they collect mildew, the linery, the changing.

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Speaker 2: It's great. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I said, you know what, I need a solution for a tub with shower, and that was going to be I'm going to have the glass doors installed, so really.

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Speaker 2: Like Crystal Norsky Crystal doors. Do some home depot job, you know. So here's what I did.

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Speaker 4: I ordered, I ordered the home depot glass doors, and I hired a guy to come over. Then you know, you can drill them in yourself. You trust me with a drill, I think you have one. I have a drill, but I don't trust me with it. So no, that drill bit that that's in my closet. I put that back on. I put that away until next to most men keep that drills behind shoes in the back well. So so so I ordered like some cheap glass doors with the slider thing on.

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Speaker 2: Uh home slices. When scary says cheap, we know what it means. No, really, you know, it was just basic.

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Speaker 4: It's the second bathroom that's going to be used like three four times a year, you know. So then one thousand dollars No, No, it was a few hundred whatever the glass doors. But I hired a guy to come in and and and put them up, you know, to kind of like do the willing, which.

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Speaker 2: Costs which costs more of the door of the guy. Well, no, it was one of my boys.

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Speaker 4: It's so so I got guys, you know, Johnny Granite, you know Johnny Granite, you know, I got ow the people with the names. So I got uh in Rockstual, you got you're You're, you're a pissa. So Kenny the cocker knocking, Kenny Cocker, Kenny Corker, Kenny coming in coming it hot. You know I don't have that. I don't have a calking gun. You don't have a colk guy, I don't have No, I don't have a I don't own one. I don't own a clock gun.

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Speaker 2: Hey slices Scary needs a guy with some cock to come over his house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, uh so so they come over today because I figured, you know what, told Darren he's here, he's gonna he's gonna take a shower in my place.

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Speaker 2: Guess what.

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Speaker 3: This is.

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Speaker 4: This is a case of you get what you pay for because I took the cheap way out. They're putting the things in the doors and they realizing the pre drilled holes on the glass, the tempered glass does not match the pre drilled holes on the fixtures, and they're upside down inside out this way, that way. They look at the diagram and the friggin on in the instructions, the bastards. It doesn't it does not, No, no, no, it's a fault. It's a faulty thing. It's a manufacturer screw up. They fucked up, and and as it did, we called them out on it, and we called the company where it came from, and they're like, yeah, it happens. So so as it turns out, they can't.

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Speaker 2: So that's that's a free that's free dessert coming.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we got free dessert coming for that way I get them on the phone. So so now the guys left the job this afternoon. My second bathroom is in shambles. The glass doors are leaning against the shower, and now toll Darren has to use my shower.

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Speaker 2: Now you're gonna be in the shower when he's using it. But I mean, I can't win. That wasn't that wasn't a nose license wasn't enough. I can't win when you go to bed tonight, is he gonna be told Darren or big spooned? I'm I'm I feel defeated because now you're living my life. I was living life. The Wi Fi Verizon doesn't show up on time. You're glad you get the one out of a thousand with the holes don't line up, they don't line up. It wasn't these guys line up.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't these guys when the holes you try to drill the holes and holes don't line up.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know I got you first time.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm sitting here like I don't feel like my you know, you know it's a setback, man, it's a depressing I was expecting to sign on today to do this podcast, and Darren was going to come back here take a shower, and this guy was going to be in the second shower, in the second bathroom, which is the way it was meant to be, Which is why partly why I got in the second minute the first place, why I got this place?

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Speaker 2: What have you made a shower slash pool I'm sorry, shower slash poop rule? In other words, had the other bathroom have the doors and the shower curtain, he would poop in that bathroom, right, that would be his bathroom, Yes, second bathroom. Power, Hold on, hold on. If he goes into shower in your bathroom realizes he needs to poop, did you lay the ground work and he's got right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no no, no, no no, You're not using my toilet. That's me. That's for me and Robin.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But what if he's in the shower and is like, poop emergency. He's got to run through the house soaking wet to go to the other bathroom and poop.

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Speaker 4: Did you established he better plan accordingly, He better plan accordingly.

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Speaker 2: But you you gotta set that rule otherwise he's gonna go what's the harm I'll just poop right here. Oh jeez, oh jeez, yeah.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna poop in your product. No, no, that's my porcelain, only my touches. That seat, that's a brand new toilet seat. That's the other thing I had to get rid of. The When you go to a new house, do you do you do you get rid of the toilet seats?

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Speaker 2: She changes? Okay, scary when I so when we bought our house and when when when uh we sold the house and got to the townhouse. Oh, I already went to home depot beforehand and got all the new seats before or before before move in? Are you kidding? You can't move in and have old guy's toilet seats? Well, you got to replace those. Well, the third the third bathroom with gloves. The third bathroom wait ait, wit minute, did you hire a guy to install the No.

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Speaker 4: The third bathroom. I have the original seats on there from whoever will. But that's the third bathroom.

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Speaker 2: That's the good.

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Speaker 4: That's the one that when people come over and they're like they're watching sports whatever, they gotta like go down the hallway and use the bathroom number three. If you want to do number two, you go to number three, bethroo number three.

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Speaker 2: If tall Darren hears that you were too cheap to buy a third toilet seat, and he's got a choice of pooping on a seat that's that whoever the hell lived there, you know he's in bedroom number two. I got three bathrooms.

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Speaker 4: Wait, I mean your guest bathroom has old poop seat, okaythrough number one is mine, right, Bathroom number two is in the guest bathroom with the bedroom with the destroyer, with the shower that's not ready.

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Speaker 2: And bathroom number three, yes, skanky poop seat is right.

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Speaker 4: When you walk in the apartment and it's it's it's all the way down the hall. So if people are coming over and I'm having company, they're going to the bathroom number three.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna use bath three me for the rest of your life that you live there. You walk in the house and you've got a rumbling. It's not a house, it's an apartment. Scary, what's don't semantics come on?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 2: Every How, every house is a home. So you're running into your apartment and the closest bathroom is skank seat three. You're not gonna make it to scary Jones Paradise one. Do you what do you do? Do you run into skank Sea three? Or do you go I can't possibly be pooped on sk I try and I try and make it the bathroom number two. You start doing the penguin dance all the way to number two or number two? What if you poop your pants if you didn't want to buy one more toilet seat, bastard, I'll peep, I'll pee in bathroom number three. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit on. Are you gonna lift the seat? Are you gonna lift the seat with your hand? Listen? Number three years for guests. You gotta change that seat? Okay, all right, that's more money. You're costed me more money? Here my sense? When do you care about money?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I care about money, dude. A minute? You paid people to put the toilet seats on.

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Speaker 3: A minute.

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Speaker 4: I'm strangled right now, I'm strangled. I'm I'm gonna choke. Hold my back is against the wall. I gotta catch my financial breath because I got all this furniture on order. It's it's a mess.

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Speaker 2: I'm a mess right now. All right, we will be right back, uh.

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Speaker 3: The Boys Podcast.

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Speaker 7: We will be right back.

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Speaker 2: I got it. Now, you got me thinking. Now I gotta now, I gotta change the seat. Great, you gotta change that seat. You can't even know what's growing on that thing.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, I have I have other other issues to worry about that and enough of enough of my my home improvement bs uh.

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Speaker 2: We'll catch up on that another time. I got I gotta ask you a question.

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Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, I have oh coming up leader in this podcast, I have a surprise for you. Free shit for Brody, free shit for you. Yeah, it's a surprise. It's something you've been asking for for a while. You forgot, you forgot about it, and the person delivered.

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Speaker 2: That's jersey with my name on it. The person delivered on what you wanted.

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Speaker 4: And I think you will be very very happy.

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Speaker 2: I already is it edible? No, I mean the check and all the kings, I already got that.

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Speaker 4: I mean, sure you could eat it if you want, but you're not going to digest it anyway.

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Speaker 2: So as you were. That'll be. That's a little tease for later. Oh, I can't I can't wait. So I've got perhaps one of the worst voiceover commercials I've ever heard in recent days. And I've got maybe the greatest commercial for an attorney that I've heard in I don't know how long go for it, but I gotta no, no, I'm wanna, I'm gonna. I want to give you the Boogie test real quick, and slices you can play along at home. I'd love to know how you feel about these two things so scary. I know that you use boogie toothpaste, but let's pretend. Let's pretend you had toothpaste in a regular tube. Now, when the last time you use they squeeze tube of toothpaste. Do you like you squeeze it to like that's enough and throw it out? Or do you squeeze everything? I will say it.

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Speaker 4: Listen for a person who spends a lot of money on things, I don't like wasting anything, you know me, Like, for instance, when I'm eating, I have to clean my plate.

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Speaker 2: I have to finish everything because I don't want anything going to waste.

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Speaker 4: So when it comes to my toothpaste, you would be shocked that I have to actually, and I do use a tube of toothpaste I used to have to get. I have to get both thumbs up in there, right, you know you know when you have to come to the very end. First of all, I take it and I roll roll it like really you know, from the end, and I roll it really really tight, so to make sure every last piece of paste gets to the very edge.

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Speaker 2: And then when I'm done and it's the.

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Speaker 4: Very last, the end end of the toothpaste, I take my tooth thumbs and I go and I squeeze it push them it through the hole. So just to make sure I get the last drop. That is mikay, that is good.

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Speaker 2: That's good because sometimes that last bit, when you squeeze it and you let go, it goes back in. Yes, it goes back in. So you have to almost suck it out and then spit it onto the toothbrush. If you know, you don't so you're you could do that. If you're a savage, you're an animal, you do that. Okay, No, I'm saying that would so you could do that. I I because what happens is I put the toothbrush on the counter and I try to get that last You put the needle on the record, You put the record. Okay. So that being said, I'm glad to hear that you don't waste toothpaste. I don't he comes. Here comes the big question. Because I've asked three people this question. Now I need to know your answer. You use a roll on like a stick the odorant stick the odorant. I'm still old school that way, right, And and uh do you have to turn the thing at the bottom to get the like the thing to go? Okay, So when it gets to a certain point, you turn the knob. Uh, and it gets to the very top and you use it, and then it doesn't turn anymore. I mean it turns, but it doesn't. It doesn't go up anymore. It just stays there. And then sometimes that one inch of deodorant falls out.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because right, okay, I pick it up off the floor and I use that. I hold it in my hand and I rub it up to my arms because I'm telling you, I don't want to waste anything. I'm crazy when it comes to that stuff. It's it's almost like an O. C.

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Speaker 2: D thing. Though, I gotta get every last drop. Yeah, okay, I see, I was. I was. I thought to myself, there's no way is you boogie? I figured.

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Speaker 4: So, in fact, I'll use a bar of soap until the thing breaks in half and it falls on the floor, and I'll still use each half until there's nothing there anymore. Yeah, until until finally the piece of soap is so small it slips out of my hands and it falls into the drain. Once it's the drain, the drain can have it and it sits on the drain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew a guy who used to not me. I knew a guy used to take like the slivers of soap and put like two or three together and melt them. You can't fuse soap. That's why you're carring your microwave it. It makes it a little softer and use it. Don't do that. Okay, that's next level.

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Speaker 4: That's the next level video that you can put all your bars of soap in like a pair of stockings and then use it like a scrub.

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Speaker 2: Like all the soap is in there so you can you can use it like as a like like a bat scrub. I'm not doing that either, so good to know. You use the last drop of the yodoran right, and it will also do that. It's fine. But if you don't do it, and if somebody just throws that ship out, leave us a quick quick talk back and let us you know what else I do. You're gonna be shocked. It comes into the shacker. You cut the bottle of the mainai the plastic and fader. Here's a shocker.

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Speaker 4: I actually went when when the when the shampoo was done, I'll open I'll screw open the bottle and I'll put water.

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Speaker 2: In it, and I'll take that let and and I'll shake.

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Speaker 4: It up with some water and I will dump the whole thing on my head as as a final as a as a last hurrah for that bottle.

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Speaker 2: I've done that, and I know here I've done this. Also, if you've done this, slices what ending let us know. I have cut open a plastic peanut butter jar because it's too much of a pain. And he asked to get all the peanut butter out. But if you take a scissor and cut it in half, you can then get all the peanut butter out of both halves.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to waste peanut. But wait a second, I think I did it with a mustard bottle. Once I get so angry with mustard because it just sits there, Sowa.

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Speaker 2: What do you cut it in half? Yeah? I cut the plastics skip Okay, that's when you lose me.

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Speaker 4: That that's my that's microplastics, microplastics. No, but you you're cutting the plastic and now you got microplastics and your peanut butter.

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Speaker 2: No thanks, Oh, I don't know, I have, I know, I have. I have peanut butter in my microplastics. Hey two together? What year is this? What a reference to microplastics? Microplastics? Hey?

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Speaker 4: What about Okay if we're while we're on this topic, you can't cut your peanut butter open because it's a forty.

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Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you my peanut butter? Is what a do for a klondike block? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: With I don't know if you take uh, like if you eat hummus and things like that, something would that's in a shallow container when it's all done with, like even the yogurt with the spoon, whatever the case they coming out of the or the cottage cheese.

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Speaker 2: What I will do is I will watch it exactly.

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Speaker 4: I will wash my hands and I will take my finger and I will go all the way around it until there's nothing like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, I can't waste it. Listen, we were raised relatively not wealthy. We were raised middle lower middle class. I can't waste that stuff. My parents taught me, don't waste that. So those values kids. You know what, weren't there kids starving in Africa when we were kids. Yeah, in Ethiopia. Oh you got it. You gotta clean your plate. This kid's starving in Africa. I never understood that except they were trying to say, like, don't waste food or people who would you know, I'm like, okay, then send them to Brucoli on my plate, then mail it to them.

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Speaker 4: These these values have been instilled in me since I was a kid, no matter. Yes, and you could call me boogie bastard all you want, you the slices everybody. I hear it from you guys all the time.

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Speaker 2: No, you're you're one step, you're zero point one now below boogie, I like this now.

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Speaker 4: No, but no, but this has always been by These are certain things that I've never I mean, why do you think I'm half a hoarder? Why do you think I have a problem here with what like half a hoarder?

00:21:19
Speaker 2: You put stuff in storage and never went to it again. Your apartment's barren, well, at least your old one.

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Speaker 4: Nineteen years I paid for that storage unit and I never went to it. But the thing is, I can't throw things away. I can't part with it. I can't. I have a mental block. And it's because of how.

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Speaker 2: I grew up. Yeah, same everything at Like so when I look at old magazines, I go, I can't throw those out. They have value. And again I know that the value is not greater than the storage unit, which is why I got rid of the storage unit. You know, I downsized it. But that being said, when you're it's the upbringing we had, we're like, oh, you can't throw that out or it was like either that or donate it. My parents would like we donate that who with Children's hospital? Or donate it. Don't let it go to waste. Everything has value because you know, like so scary because he saves toothpaste, it and deodorant. He's able to buy one hundred and fifty dollar tied dyed shirts. I don't do that. I don't do that. I know how much was the tied dyed shirt.

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Speaker 4: That was That was a theory It was a theory t shirt and it was ninety it was ninety five dollars.

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Speaker 2: My bad. Yeah, but it was theory.

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Speaker 4: I still you know, okay, But here's here's where the childhood scary you know, here it comes into play.

00:22:32
Speaker 2: I still have that shirt? And how old is that shirt?

00:22:35
Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 4: That was in twenty seventeen you were ribbing me for that shirt, and guess what, herey we are nine years later.

00:22:42
Speaker 2: I still have it. Do I wear it as often?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: But I can't part with it now. If I was a real bougie bastard, i'd wear it twice and I'm like, ah, it's starting to stink. I'm gonna throw it away.

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Speaker 2: That's not me. I keep every question. I'm gonna remind people of a story that they they definitely hurt on the morning show. But I'm gonna see so Scary used to be a frock blocker. In other words, if he saw a shirt he liked that you were wearing, he would go out and buy the same shirt. So we had to stop telling him where we got shirts and things. He'd go, hey, where'd you get those shoes? And he'd go out and buy the same shoes. So there was one point, I want to say, two thousand and two, two thousand and four. It was a long time ago. I came in with a graphic T shirt that I think I got an American Eagle. Scary knows what shirt it is. Came in a week later wearing the same shirt larger size, and I pissed me off because he's like, oh, look at my great new shirt. I'm like, what the fuck? I was wearing that shirt. That's my shirt and it was Lobster Pot. It was a Lobster Pot purple shirt, maroon shirt with yellow riding and it said Lobster Pot. I still shirt, hold on, thank you. So Scary came in and then it became his shirt. So I had to like go at a remind everybody I had it first. So I told Scary I got this great McGruff the crime Dog shirt on retro t's or eighties to some thing. He goes, oh, oh no, no, I forget what that's what all. Scary goes, I'm so excited. I just ordered a shirt that says the Regal Beaglegle Company. What a reference to the show. It was the Three's company bar. He goes, I just ordered the Regal Beagle shirt. Be at my house in like five days. That was back before Amazon. He's like gonna be like five days, so I told Elvis. Elvis paid for all of us to get the same shirt. We overnighted them so and we all had them the day he came in wearing it. We all had our regal Beagle shirts on underneath our shirts. So he goes, look on my new shirt. We all took our shirts off and had the same shirt on. He was like, what the fuck?

00:24:32
Speaker 4: Because you frock blocked me. We fucked bucked him. So here's here's the thing.

00:24:37
Speaker 2: I have my Lobster Pots shirt from the early two thousands, and I know Scary has it because every once in a while he wears it for the podcast. Yes I do, okay, so because I had it first. Mentally, I can't get rid of that Lobster Pots shirt and let him have it longer than me. So either we both need to get rid of it and donate them together or forever we will both have this lie. That's like a sleep shirt for me at this point.

00:25:03
Speaker 4: That's the other thing my my t shirts have They have different like they get downgraded.

00:25:09
Speaker 2: As you use them over time.

00:25:10
Speaker 4: Like yes, I have the primary I have the A one shirts, the primary pile that from going out somewhere, and I want to show off.

00:25:17
Speaker 2: Then the secondary pile.

00:25:19
Speaker 4: Of the kind of little worn ones, but they're still kind of new and you know, they could still get some use. Then they become then they become swim shirts, T shirts I take to the beach or the pool.

00:25:33
Speaker 6: You know.

00:25:33
Speaker 4: And then finally phase four is like sleep shirt. I mean, you'll never see it unless it's a sleep shirt. And I have a whole you know, rotation of those. So those are the four phases.

00:25:43
Speaker 2: Of a T shirt for me. So my four phases are wear the shirt, well I have so yeah. So phase one is like wear it under like an wear it under a button down shirt like a flannel or something like as a part of an.

00:25:57
Speaker 4: Outfit or the outfit itself. It could be the but it could be the star of the outfit.

00:26:02
Speaker 2: Phase two is I just wear a T shirt.

00:26:05
Speaker 7: Oh.

00:26:06
Speaker 2: Phase three is I have pickleball shirts. I wear shirts with kitschy expressions and things that make people laugh. I wear I wear fun shirts, like right now, wearing a shirt that says adult ish, right, I'm like, I'm a child and I then so then I have Then it's splits. There's a fork in the road there where they either become sleep shirts or swim shirts. If they get a hole in them, they go right to sleep shirt. But if they're a kind of shirt that won't fade, I'll wear it. If it matches my bathing suits, which tend to be blue or gray, I like my shoes, then I'll I'll make it a swim shirt. But once they're a swim shirt, they can't be a sleep shirt because they get faded and stretched out from the pool and the wash and can't do it. They gotta go pases. I have four phases because I don't play pickleball. That's why, right, So I have shirts. Yeah, those are my shirts. So there you go, Sary and Rodie. Dude, what does this mean? I had a dream yesterday? Well, I was tall, non was it was? It about a tall man with a what a point? The object in his mission? I had a dream stamped in my in my tramp stamp. I don't know what it was, what was going on? No, no, no, no, I woke up. Excuse me.

00:27:18
Speaker 4: It wasn't the dream. It was what I woke up, what I woke up to, And this was not a dream. I woke up at three thirty three am. Oh, here we go to p Okay, so I get out now and usually wake up once during the night and and but it's never at like a time like that. It was three three three When I looked at my phone, I'm like, okay, three thirty three, make a wish. And then I went to p and then I went back to bed, and I wake up again on my own at four forty four. I woke up at three thirty three and four forty four in the same night, on a night when I usually only wake up once during the night.

00:28:01
Speaker 2: And I had to pee again. So what does this mean? It means you had an hour and eleven minutes worth of fluid.

00:28:07
Speaker 4: And don't just analyze it at face value. There has to be something else to that.

00:28:14
Speaker 2: What so it comes from the Latin word coincident, decisshit.

00:28:22
Speaker 4: You don't think that there's something more to it? I mean four four four I told you before on this podcast. Those are my angel numbers.

00:28:29
Speaker 2: Okay, did the angel help you piss?

00:28:31
Speaker 6: No?

00:28:32
Speaker 2: But four forty four means something, so I should make a wish or something I don't know. Doesn't mean it means it's four forty four.

00:28:39
Speaker 4: Yeah, it you ever wake up at five fifty five or you look at the clock and it's two twenty two.

00:28:43
Speaker 2: I'm sure I have it happens the odds of fifty.

00:28:46
Speaker 4: Nine to one or eleven eleven, or it's twelve twelve or one eleven. I mean these are big every hour that happens every hour, every day.

00:28:54
Speaker 2: I mean, it.

00:28:54
Speaker 4: Doesn't happen six sixty six, seven seventy seven, eight eighty eight, nine ninety nine because those times don't exist.

00:29:00
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, so within them in the.

00:29:02
Speaker 4: Clock from from ten in ten ten right ten ten, ten, eleven, twelve, one, two, three, four five, yeah, yeah, I seven eight nine doesn't work. Six seventy nine does not work, but the others do. So there's something going on there, especially if I woke up like that. No, nothing, nothing to it.

00:29:24
Speaker 2: No, No, it's from the Spanish word el coincidente. I think, from the Italian word scary fucking coincidence. I'm gonna ask chat GPT what it means. It doesn't mean anything, Okay, hold on? What does it mean? Hold on? This is the seven billion people wish.

00:29:44
Speaker 4: So if I woke up at four forty, sorry, if I woke up at three thirty three and then I went back to bed and I woke up again at four forty four?

00:29:53
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Does that mean anything special? You have sleep at night?

00:29:57
Speaker 8: I get why repeating numbers feel a little mysteriou. In practical terms, it just means your body naturally woke up at those times. But if you're into symbolism, some folks called these angel numbers like a little cosmic nudge to pay attention. But at the end of the day, it's just a quirky clock coincidence.

00:30:14
Speaker 2: Haha, quirky plock coincidence. Nontyplock coincidence. No no, no, no, no no, but but no, but quirki plock coincident. What is four four to four represent with the angel numbers? What does it mean?

00:30:25
Speaker 8: I see what you're getting at in the whole angel number realm four forty four is often seen as a sign of stability, protection, and reassurance. People who believe in these interpretations say it's like a reminder that you're supported, whether by the universe, you're inner strength, or whatever you believe in. So if you woke up at that time, you could just take it as a little symbolic pad on the back.

00:30:46
Speaker 2: What about three three three, What does that mean? Huh?

00:30:50
Speaker 8: In that same symbolic realm three three three is often seen as a number of alignment and encouragement. People who follow these meetings say it's about creativity, growth and being in tune with mind, body, and spirit.

00:31:04
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a gentle you're on the right track, notch see.

00:31:08
Speaker 8: But of course, if it's just a time on the clock, you can take it with a playful smile.

00:31:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, take her to play this smile.

00:31:14
Speaker 4: My podcast partner David Brody, he doesn't believe in any of this stuff.

00:31:19
Speaker 2: Hey, and that's fair.

00:31:20
Speaker 8: Not everyone buys into the mystical side of numbers at the end of the day, whether it's meaningful or just random.

00:31:27
Speaker 5: What matters is what you make of it.

00:31:29
Speaker 8: So you can chuckle about it with Brody, and if you like a little symplism, keep it as a fun nod.

00:31:34
Speaker 2: Well, hold on much, try to trick him.

00:31:36
Speaker 4: What about what if I woke up at six sixty six? What does that mean your clock is broken?

00:31:41
Speaker 8: Well, six sixty six doesn't exist on the clock, So if you're seeing that, maybe it's time to double check that alarm or get some extra sleep.

00:31:49
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I was trying to trick you, but You're too smart for me.

00:31:54
Speaker 8: You can't trick me that easily, but I love the effort. Anytime you want to toss some playful curve balls, I'm game.

00:32:02
Speaker 2: I talked to Chat all day, don't you What do you use chat? What do you use Chat for? I have conversations with Chat. I ask for advice, uh sometimes and suggestions on things. You know what I did today? I'll tell you what I did. Let me let me get a screenshot of this.

00:32:18
Speaker 4: Uh.

00:32:18
Speaker 2: This this Instagram account I want to share. This is fantastic. Uh. It's called husk dot I r L in real life. H U s k dot I r L. And all the guy does in a very deadpan way, is ask is trick chat? Yes? This is my favorite? This is my favorite account.

00:32:36
Speaker 4: On Instagram right now? He talks like a like a nerd. Okay and tell me, Okay, I'm gonna go.

00:32:42
Speaker 2: This is right dad. He'll let me say I can find it? Is it? Is this the translation from Spanish to English one? Because that was a brilliant one.

00:32:48
Speaker 4: He made it translate from Spanish to English. Okay, I'm gonna say something in Spanish. You translated to English. And so he says two things. He says the same thing twice in English and translated it.

00:33:01
Speaker 2: It was so funny. Okay, I'm gonna play this one.

00:33:04
Speaker 4: Hold on, yeah, and by the way, while you're doing this, okay, because after we take the next break, I'm gonna yeah, I want to get your your little your little free ship for you, free ship for Brodie.

00:33:17
Speaker 2: Here we go.

00:33:19
Speaker 7: Let me know if you can hear it, and you just time me. I've been practicing my I'm gonna run a mile, and you just time me how long it takes. Okay, when I say go.

00:33:29
Speaker 5: You got it. I'll be ready. Just say go when you start, and i'll key track.

00:33:33
Speaker 7: Okay, ready, go, all right, I'll.

00:33:36
Speaker 5: Start a timing you run, and.

00:33:38
Speaker 7: I'll be here when you get Okay, I'm back.

00:33:41
Speaker 5: Welcome back. I've got your time right here. How do you feel about that?

00:33:45
Speaker 7: How long was it?

00:33:50
Speaker 5: What you clocked in at? Around ten minutes twelve?

00:33:55
Speaker 7: I swear as faster than that.

00:33:58
Speaker 5: Sometimes it feels faster and moment.

00:34:00
Speaker 7: No, like I think I was closer to like two seconds.

00:34:04
Speaker 9: Oh if only time worked that way. But I promise I'm giving you the real time.

00:34:09
Speaker 7: If you timed me for ten minutes.

00:34:12
Speaker 9: I promise I didn't sneak any extra seconds in there. But if you want to go for a shorter fast.

00:34:17
Speaker 7: Okay, But like if you if you're not able to do this, you can admit it. It's okay, It's.

00:34:23
Speaker 9: Totally okay to doe'ble check me. But I promise I'm doing my best if you ever want.

00:34:27
Speaker 5: To do it.

00:34:27
Speaker 7: So you got ten minutes, It took me ten minutes.

00:34:32
Speaker 2: Let me buy the one where he jumps in the air.

00:34:34
Speaker 7: Hold on going to jump in the air, and then when I say go, you time it and let me know how long I'm in the air.

00:34:41
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm ready.

00:34:44
Speaker 7: Just say go when you take and you have and you have no problem when you touch down. Yeah, you're able to be a timer though, right.

00:34:52
Speaker 5: I sure am. I'll keep track precisely from.

00:34:55
Speaker 7: When you say, okay, ready, go.

00:34:58
Speaker 5: Got it, I'm counting. Let me know you land.

00:35:06
Speaker 10: It's time in five minutes, yeah, okay, five minutes, okay, five minutes go by landing.

00:35:17
Speaker 2: Now landing.

00:35:19
Speaker 5: You were in the air for about one second, for sure.

00:35:22
Speaker 7: That's not I was in there for like five minutes, I hear you.

00:35:27
Speaker 5: But trust me, the timer was ticking definitely not five minutes.

00:35:30
Speaker 7: It was. I literally have it. I approve.

00:35:34
Speaker 9: If you've got your own timer, I'm all for you double checking.

00:35:38
Speaker 5: I'm just telling you what i'm measuring.

00:35:39
Speaker 7: So you measured from when I said go to when I said landed. It was one.

00:35:44
Speaker 5: Second exactly from the moment you said go.

00:35:49
Speaker 7: I disagree.

00:35:51
Speaker 5: It's all good. We might not match on the timing, but hey.

00:35:54
Speaker 7: Can you just admit you can't do time and a timer.

00:35:59
Speaker 5: I can absolutely time things. I just can't stretch reality.

00:36:04
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

00:36:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could watch his videos all day. Give that out to the slices. That's an important follow. I follow every time he released a new video. I am on the floor. I send it to my family. My sister SAIDs it to me. Now, he's brilliant. Well you don't watch my ship.

00:36:21
Speaker 2: I watch every video. You don't watch any of mine. Well, every one of your videos. I put a moji I comment, I'm behind and he's behind. I've been hello, I'm in the middle of a move. I got a lot of shit going on here. Okay, all right, so it's Husk Husk again. I gave it already, husks dot I r L love him. Oh my God, he's great. Well, since I'm playing audio, let me play a couple of clips on my phone that I wanted to play for you. Okay, So this guy, very nonchalant, is trying to talk about the importance I think of I think it's life insurance. So talks about how his dad died. Now, if you if your dad died, you'd be like, yeah, man, my uh my father died, and I you know, you wouldn't be a matter of fact about it.

00:37:08
Speaker 3: Right.

00:37:08
Speaker 2: So this guy, I hear the commercial constantly, he's like, my dad dud. It's it's the most like to the point where I believe he's a voiceover guy and his dad didn't die.

00:37:17
Speaker 3: Right.

00:37:17
Speaker 2: It got so bad, I'm gonna play this for you now. Listen to they added his name to the beginning. Listen how awkward his name sounds. That it doesn't match the rest of the video, the audio from the commercial, because it must have been like so odd to him, go mudad dud out of nowhere that they made him say a name.

00:37:33
Speaker 6: So here it goes now, Mike Slatter, my dad passed away at the age of sixty three.

00:37:38
Speaker 4: Mike Slater added, Oh yeah, that that was weird. That was a terrible Was that a drop in?

00:37:44
Speaker 2: What was that? Yeah, they must have like plugged him, saying Mike Letter because he used to just go mudhud dud out of nowhere. Now it's like it's it's too close. There's not enough breathing. Right next Mike.

00:37:54
Speaker 6: Slatter, my dad passed away at the age of sixty three, is out of nowhere.

00:37:57
Speaker 4: I stroke super hard, obviously with all but.

00:38:02
Speaker 2: He's like, dot, super hard, terrible, it's amazing wow, like that nobody does.

00:38:08
Speaker 4: And anyway, like you better put a name at the beginning because because it used to start like this, my dad.

00:38:11
Speaker 3: Passed away at the age of sixty three.

00:38:13
Speaker 2: So they just added my dad passed away, my Slater, my dad, Oh, like awful, terrible, terrible. Edit. Okay, people, they don't care about it. Yep, they don't care. This is a commercial for a product. The name scary is absolutely effing brilliant. It's a brilliant name of a product. But because it's so brilliant, it makes you think of the other product that I want nowhere near the body park. This wants me to insert it into Okay, I'm torn. I'm torn by the creativity versus the grossness. Okay, all right, here we go.

00:38:50
Speaker 11: Used to be the stuffing tissues of your nose was really the only way to stop your messy, frustrating nose bleades, nampons or the doctor recommended better option.

00:38:57
Speaker 5: You know the three million people have already.

00:38:59
Speaker 2: Just okay.

00:39:00
Speaker 4: The product is called nampon nampods, nose tampoos, tampons.

00:39:06
Speaker 2: That's fucking great. I don't know if there's a string hanging out of your nose, dammig it out? Why would are you? You have grossed out by it?

00:39:14
Speaker 6: Yeah?

00:39:14
Speaker 4: We go keep going nampods So nampons fit inside your nose perfectly, expand for general pressure.

00:39:20
Speaker 11: And even have a claudiing agent clinically proven to stop the bleeding fast. Hold on used to be the stuffy tissues of your nose is really the only way to set up your fund.

00:39:31
Speaker 2: Nampoons fish the end fast, oh man, sure.

00:39:36
Speaker 11: And even have a claudiing agent clinically proven to stop the bleeding fast.

00:39:40
Speaker 2: Oh So, my question is, would you shove a nampon in your nose?

00:39:43
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean if I got bloody noses on the regular. But is there even like a market for this product? I mean, wait, a minute, on the on the rag. Did you say on the rag? On the rag?

00:39:54
Speaker 2: When I'm on the rag?

00:39:55
Speaker 4: Oh, stay away if I'm scary he's on the rag. No, well wait wait a second, here is there? Like how are they successful? I mean, are that many people with nose bleeds out there that they that someone would actually want to buy a pandemic? I mean I don't think it was. I mean, I understand your nose could bleed here. I mean do people I mean.

00:40:15
Speaker 2: Some people might have a heavy flow day. I don't know what they say.

00:40:21
Speaker 4: I mean, well would you can't you just you press on it and use tissues and like have the same effect.

00:40:26
Speaker 2: I don't know what if what if they made pads for noses, They're called nads, nose pads, nose pads with wings and the wings open up over your face. I just didn't know, like who this product product is aimed at.

00:40:39
Speaker 4: I mean, I understand people get nose bleeds, but I thought that that's not something that's not that's I mean, do people get nosebleeds often? Are there some people that just they're, oh, I'm a nose bleeder. That's a typical as part of their day, Like they're nose bleeds three four times a week, or I thought that that there's others. Really okay, I didn't realize that.

00:40:58
Speaker 2: The people who have like yeah, and and listen, if you get regular no get nosebleeds, don't just leave us a talk back saying you get nose bleeds. I want to know if you would use a product called nampons. Nampons, and again, I don't know if there's a string hanging out of your nose. I don't know how it work.

00:41:11
Speaker 4: I mean, when I was a kid, I actually used to get frequent nose bleeds, So I guess it is a thing.

00:41:15
Speaker 2: And now we just but I got my nose.

00:41:18
Speaker 4: Quarterized, cauterized, whatever it's called, whatever it was. This could be both, who knows, but anyway, Wow, okay, nampons cool.

00:41:28
Speaker 2: I'm going to add that to the list. Do I need those? Just in case? I don't know. I think you should probably get a box. Why not get a box in nampoles? Oh dude, I was a target the other day, and do you get nampons?

00:41:40
Speaker 4: I tried to have you ever had have you ever been rejected at the register?

00:41:46
Speaker 2: I bought? I bought a I was trying to buy a bucket, a mop and a bucket, and oh were you hot? Were you hiring a guy to come mop in your apartment? I was stones for my cleaning lady.

00:41:55
Speaker 4: You know her Estella, the one who threw off my sneakers because I left him in the place where I normally leave trash.

00:42:04
Speaker 2: Remember the year that that that time I put all the sneakers in the road slices admitted none of you thought he was actually going to take a mop and use it. But I want to go buy a mop and a bucket for her. I heard it. I heard it's your birthday. Look when I got you, I got your mop in a bucket. Nobody get to the that's not the point. Maybe you could, maybe you could teach you Stelle how to use the drill. Fuck you. You know.

00:42:25
Speaker 4: The story is they went to go scan it and it said we sorry, you can't buy this. I'm like, huh, They're like, yeah, you can't have it. So they had to have three people come by, three different people, and they tried to override the system. I said, I'll give you cash for it is the lucky last one and they out of and they're like nope, And apparently there are a bunch of items that target cells are Walmart and there has been times where people tried to scan something and and the store refused the sale. It said, you can it is not a buable product. I'm like, why do you have like seven of them on the shelf.

00:43:05
Speaker 2: Now, wait a minute. They didn't accuse you of stealing and like putting the sticker on that.

00:43:09
Speaker 4: No I went, so I went to the back and I went to go buy. I went to go try another one. I thought maybe it was the it was the UPC code or some bullshit.

00:43:16
Speaker 2: Wasn't lining up.

00:43:18
Speaker 4: Once again, cannot buy this product. And then I went to go get a larger size of that same one. Cannot buy this product. So something was up. I don't know what the fuck was up, but you know what they can do. Every store can do this because I worked in retail. You ring it up as miscellaneous merchandise and then you put in the price of the idea.

00:43:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they weren't gonna go do that.

00:43:39
Speaker 4: Instead they decided nanaa you cannot it says you can't buy it.

00:43:44
Speaker 2: The system is telling us we're not going to sell it to you. You can't buy it. Sorry, no sale. I can just this is just fucking give it to you.

00:43:50
Speaker 4: They turned away the business. No, they wouldn't let me leave it either. It's a crazy thing. I don't know if that ever happened to you, but it was an unbuyable product.

00:43:59
Speaker 2: So whatever. No, I've had things where there's no scan or no UPC code and they just wring it up as miscellaneous. All right, when you come back, I'll play the Lawyer audio to end all Lawyer commercial and then we'll get out of here.

00:44:10
Speaker 5: Yet.

00:44:10
Speaker 4: No, no, we still have more commercial, but another commercial break after that. We got another segment at that. But we also have free ship for Brody coming up.

00:44:17
Speaker 3: It's still by podcast. I got it.

00:44:24
Speaker 2: I had to go. You want you want your gift now, or you want to wait here a little bit, or say you want to add a little suspense, you want to take a little guess.

00:44:33
Speaker 4: I have the free crew, the free ship for US music, even though it's for Yeah.

00:44:38
Speaker 2: Well I we talked about at some point me coming over there, so I can. I can. I know, I don't want to wait till I come here, because if it's something I want, I'll come there. If it's something I don't want it, well it was okay, where to come from?

00:44:53
Speaker 4: A slice? One of the slices dropped it off at the radio station. Then I love it all right, So here's the music.

00:45:00
Speaker 2: Not to give the staff.

00:45:03
Speaker 4: Sent for us, yes or just me this time free ship from Brody not masked. So I can't believe somebody dropped it off at the radio stare I got. I got one of these two three years ago and basically you're you were like, in a second, I'd like one of those.

00:45:24
Speaker 2: So have we mentioned it recently? No, it's been a while.

00:45:28
Speaker 4: Nobody remembers this all right, stained well, this person must have been working on it for a while, so I want to shout out very prominent slice. Juan Valdez Wanasquez stopped by the radio station and said, you know what, I didn't forget you Brody. A couple of years ago, I did a uh he did a rendition of me. He drew me on a on a canvas. He painted me, and I thought it was tattoo Bob at the time, because Tattoo Bob was our friend who would do these crazy paintings and yeah, caricatures. So he said, so I said, you know what I said? I said, that's awesome, thank you. So it was Wan Vazquez and you were like, what's up?

00:46:15
Speaker 2: I wanted that. I want one of those. Hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on. That was like five years ago because I was still working at the radio station. Yes, so it was a while ago. So now here's what I'm gonna say about artwork or drawings of me or whatever. If it's if it's if it looks nothing like me, then I'm like, what are you doing?

00:46:34
Speaker 6: Not it?

00:46:34
Speaker 2: Don't don't show it to me yet. I'm not gonna But if you highlight things that I wouldn't want highlighted about myself, then think to yourself, why would I want that? Brody? I think you're gonna love this.

00:46:47
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna post this online as you know, you're gonna put it on social.

00:46:51
Speaker 2: You do you have? Do you have the Do you have the want? Want? Want? You're not gonna You're not gonna need it.

00:46:57
Speaker 4: I have it, I have that, but you're gonna no need for that want want want here.

00:47:03
Speaker 2: Okay, just send money next time, like I don't want to want. He took a lot of time. This is like oil. I appreciate it.

00:47:10
Speaker 4: This is this should be in the Museum of Modern Art, or maybe the Cloisters or the Google.

00:47:14
Speaker 2: Would you say it's would you say it's better or worse than? What? What? What? What Bob did better? The Google? Hyde? So what he did was he painted you, Brody? He painted you on canvas. This took a while. I'm gonna reveal to you. I'm not gonna say over a picture. Did he the way? And it's you, Brody? Hold on, hold, I don't want to see it. I got a question. I got a question. I'm not looking. I'll put it down. What what?

00:47:40
Speaker 6: What?

00:47:40
Speaker 2: What? Okay? Is it the kind of thing that I'll find humorous or well? I don't want to offend one. I don't want to offend one. I love it.

00:47:49
Speaker 12: I think you're gonna like it.

00:47:50
Speaker 2: Here it is ready? One? Two, three? Is what's going on? I think that's you as a superhero. You got skull I think I'm a Native American.

00:48:05
Speaker 12: You've got skulls around you. I mean this three po This took a long time to do. And look at the face. That's ominous. I mean that's worse than a porcelain doll. I don't know if I would go to bed and close my eyes, would look with.

00:48:18
Speaker 2: That thing and staring at me. What do you think? You know what, I'll tell you what you're not. It was not the same.

00:48:24
Speaker 4: That is certainly not the response you gave tattoo Bob when you say.

00:48:28
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. So let's let's eliminate the face because the rest of it is just a really nice painting. The man has talent. Here's what I'll say. It's a really nice painting of a of a of a athletic style, a slim man. I like that because I'm slim right now. It looks like you have this gear on, Like what is that is that? Like it could be some kind of warrior war looks like hold on, thanks Patty smythe and scandal.

00:48:53
Speaker 4: Uh.

00:48:54
Speaker 2: It looks like in the bottom left it might be a city on fire and maybe I'm like a superhero or like on the right, i'd be like a shield. I don't know what the problem is. He's it looks like he cut out the head from a magazine and stuck it on the body he had painted. It looks like Judd Hirsch's head from Taxi. You know jud Hirsh's. I wouldn't say, it looks like me. It looks like maybe my fourth cousin. Where you like if you said, this looks like.

00:49:24
Speaker 4: An ancestor from the seventeen hundreds.

00:49:26
Speaker 13: A.

00:49:29
Speaker 2: Neanderthal or judd Hirsh version of David Brody Judd Hirsh nineteen eighty five. I mean, look at that schnaz. Yeah it was. I don't have a I don't have a big nose. I don know I do. I do like that. I have more hair in this in this on the it's longer like that. But he's got you, and it looks like he's celebrating you.

00:49:47
Speaker 4: It looks like he's looking at you like as a someone who's saving the world.

00:49:52
Speaker 2: But but the facial expression is neither funny or sarcastic or cool. It's sort of like, huh, well he left his phone number.

00:50:03
Speaker 4: Uh he said call me maybe, so maybe we'll get him on Should we get him on next week's episode of The Brook.

00:50:09
Speaker 2: You want to call it, call me mate? What's the girl's name? And you call me?

00:50:12
Speaker 3: Maybe?

00:50:12
Speaker 4: Call you Ray Jepson, thank you call him next break if you want maybe that think about it.

00:50:20
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to thank him now and say a lot of effort went into that.

00:50:23
Speaker 4: A lot of effort. This was not done overnight. This isn't like you know, I don't know.

00:50:27
Speaker 2: If he've painted over somebody else's head because there's no neck there and I do have a neck. All right, well, but that is excellent. Yeah, I'm just I'm not sure about the face and the lack of a neck, but I do like the painting.

00:50:40
Speaker 4: What did you want to okay from you? All right, I'll tell you what you want to play your audio clips will do it right after this. About that was that cool?

00:50:46
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah? Bary? All right, Slices.

00:50:52
Speaker 4: You know I'm always talking about my friends at Orderly Meds.

00:50:55
Speaker 2: First quarter Scary.

00:50:57
Speaker 4: Decided to take some GLP ones and I owe it to you.

00:51:00
Speaker 2: I'm here with Chris Hey, Slices, this is Chris Spears work. It was scary.

00:51:04
Speaker 4: Could you explain to the listeners what is the GLP one and then how you guys are different?

00:51:09
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely, So.

00:51:11
Speaker 1: You know, when you think about weight loss and kind of the cycle that we all get in, you know, GLP one's work in a slightly different format in that they are actually helping regulate your appetite. They slow down how you digest things so you feel full for longer. Right, It's why it's super important that when you're eating you get a lot of protein, a lot of water, because you are kind of changing how your body processes food. You know, when I think about orderly and why we're different, I myself went on a GLP one journey with a different company, and what I found was there was no real support. Right, so it's kind of here's your medication, good luck. And when I look at that, like the thing that I wanted most was the actual support wraparound services, right, Like, what does mental health look like when I'm trying to lose weight? What does my fitness need to be, What does my nutrition need to be? What is the community of people that I can talk to and say, like I'm experiencing this, how many other people had this feeling, thought whatever?

00:51:56
Speaker 2: So that wraparound services is what we really leaned into when we decided to build this.

00:52:00
Speaker 4: You know, it's funny because the slices know that I'm afraid of needles. I was afraid of needles, and I'm like that was one of the big things that was preventing me from taking these When you see like like syringes and like these bottles with the liquid and it. It can be intimidating. But I have to dispel all the rumors here. Your boy scary as already a pro and injecting himself. I look forward to taking the meds every week.

00:52:23
Speaker 1: I always describe those needles as being smaller than my pinky tip. That's correct, right, Like just nothing, right, you don't even really feel it.

00:52:29
Speaker 2: We're approaching second quarter.

00:52:30
Speaker 4: Second quarter is scary on the way the cravings have gone down, But I know that once this thing really ramps up, what can I expect?

00:52:38
Speaker 1: Well, I think there's kind of two elements of this, right, So the first one is you go up in the strength of the dose you take, yeah, every four weeks, right until you feel like you're at the right weight loss level. The other thing that's happening is that it sticks around in your body. Right, So that first shot there's still a little bit left with you. In the second shot, there's a little bit left in you. So as you continue to take shots, you're building up the amount of GLP ones in your body.

00:53:00
Speaker 2: That's why it gets more and more intense.

00:53:01
Speaker 1: Right, So you're gonna hit a level here, maybe it's the next month when you step up to the higher dose, or maybe it's the month after that where you will say, like I'm losing a couple of pounds a week.

00:53:10
Speaker 2: I'm good.

00:53:10
Speaker 1: I don't need to keep going up in my dose, but I'm gonna continue to maintain that level.

00:53:14
Speaker 4: Is that why that fourth quarter scary is gonna look a whole lot different than he has in years past.

00:53:18
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna hit first quarter scary next year? Incredible, right, like ready to go?

00:53:23
Speaker 4: And what about working out on this and being able to eat or drink whenever I want?

00:53:28
Speaker 1: It's a great question. The reality is, you know, being on it, working out like yes, this helps, you still got to do the other things right, So you mentioned kind of first quarter scary, goes through the previous program and you'll regain it all by the time you get back.

00:53:40
Speaker 4: It's a yo yo thing in the year's past, it's been And I would say, now I'm.

00:53:44
Speaker 2: Proving to use licens. I've talking directly to all of you that you will.

00:53:48
Speaker 4: See it different scary in December than you have in previous December.

00:53:51
Speaker 2: So all the jokes could end right now.

00:53:53
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna hold you accountable to that then Okay, yeah that's funny, and all the slices out there are gonna get you.

00:53:58
Speaker 2: But you know you got to do the other things too, So what do you what are your habits?

00:54:01
Speaker 5: Right?

00:54:01
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying you gotta go to the gym and do like a whole rack of.

00:54:03
Speaker 1: Squad, but I like, get up and walk and get up and make movement and write, change your your food a little bit, like what are the little things that you're gonna do to add to what you're doing with the shot.

00:54:12
Speaker 2: I am the laziest guy on earth.

00:54:14
Speaker 4: However, because I knew I was ramping up and doing this, I said, I'm gonna hire a personal trainer. I'm gonna go to the gym. So I am supplementing this with a couple of workouts a week with a personal trainer. And to me, it's it's a synergy because I feel invigorated by that and now the two of these together, basically I feel like I'm unstoppable.

00:54:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's right, right, Like you you start down this path, and I think when you make the decision to do this, yeah, you're like, I'm gonna change a couple of things, right, and what I would say is don't change too much at once because that's not sustainable, right, Like, decide what you're gonna change, make little tweaks over time, and just get a lot better. But you're doing those two things together, you're gonna have a great outcome. I also love food and drinks, I mean, but especially food.

00:54:57
Speaker 2: I'm a foodie. I go to all amazing restaurants.

00:54:59
Speaker 4: I'm a bougie, as the slices call me because I like all the hot new restaurants. Right, And the fact that I had to take that away from my life the first two months of the year crushed me.

00:55:10
Speaker 2: Year after year, all that goes away.

00:55:12
Speaker 4: Under this I can make the choice to do and eat what I want all year round. It's like I haven't had this freedom in seven years.

00:55:19
Speaker 1: Weight loss that is habits that take away the things you love is never gonna work, right, Right, So the difference is you're gonna get that great play to pasta, probably only eat half of it, right, Yeah, now you got leftovers, but yeah, you still go out, you still got all the best food.

00:55:30
Speaker 2: You still get to eat everything.

00:55:31
Speaker 1: You just have a little bit left over and you decide to leave it there or tall, you it with you and throw it away at home after you don't eat it out of your fridge.

00:55:36
Speaker 2: Phenomenal.

00:55:37
Speaker 4: What about when people go online to sign up for this, what does the process look like and who's monitoring this stuff?

00:55:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean you went through it, so it is a relatively straightforward process. It's a little charting for some folks, right, they're expecting to talk to a doctor. But after COVID in forty three states, you can have an entire doctor's conversation just over text message YEP for our platform. You go in, you do a quick eligibility are you in a state, are you the right age, do you have the right BMI? And then from there it looks like the paperwork you get at the doctor's office. You have a quick conversation with the doctor, and assuming you don't have anything in your background that says these are not going to work for you or they're gonna harm you, you move forward.

00:56:11
Speaker 2: Meds get shipped to your house.

00:56:12
Speaker 4: But it's under surveillance, like there are people like watching over you along the way.

00:56:16
Speaker 1: Yes, so we've we've got a couple of teams, right, so we've got the medical team, We've got a nursing team. They both are watching out what you put into the platform, what that gets handed off to the medical team. And then we make you come back and check in every month, which I.

00:56:27
Speaker 2: Noticed, Oh my god, it takes me like crazy.

00:56:29
Speaker 4: I feel like I have a doctor in my pocket, like, hey, scary, it's weak.

00:56:33
Speaker 2: Whatever, what are you feeling? Talk to us?

00:56:35
Speaker 1: And that's there's a couple of things we want to make sure right. Like I think when you look at this category, if you do your research, you'll find some people had bad experiences, right, and they would be associated with you know, somebody signed up for three of these companies because they wanted to crash weight loss before a.

00:56:49
Speaker 2: Wedding, right, right, that's not the way to go, right.

00:56:51
Speaker 1: Or maybe you have a really bad reaction to this medication, but you continued to take it because you were so optimistic about the weight loss. Not also not the scenario we want you to be in. So we check in on a weekly basis to make sure that it's not harmful for you and that you're going to get the results you're looking for, because there are other options if what you started with isn't working.

00:57:07
Speaker 2: What about affordability? I mean, this could get really expensive.

00:57:10
Speaker 1: You know, So with the right platform and the right doctor, you can get a personalized version that comes out of a compounding pharmacy here in the US, right, and those compounding pharmacies are making versions for Scary that have additional additives in it related to gastro or energy, kind of depending upon what you tell us in those questions that you answered. This is a personal mission for me.

00:57:30
Speaker 5: Right.

00:57:30
Speaker 1: We started this company after I had a couple of days in the ICU and my doctor said I needed to lose weight, and you know, so couldn't get the medication the way that I wanted it or efficiently, and didn't feel like I had the right support. So that's what started this whole thing. So I find more reward in the world from the community and people talking about how we held them accountable and helped them get to where they wanted to go. The moniker would be like, how do we help you thrive in second half of life? Right, I wanted to keep up with my kids, future grand kids, whatever kind of trips like those are the things that I'm looking forward to.

00:57:57
Speaker 4: It's crazy, that's when I started paying attention to my weight was when I hit forty and I'm like, I gotta start doing something, and now here I am in the next phase of taking care of myself and this is awesome.

00:58:08
Speaker 2: Listen.

00:58:08
Speaker 4: Orderlymeds dot com slash radio is the site. If you want to know what we're talking about, it's orderlymeds dot com slash radio.

00:58:16
Speaker 2: You could start with.

00:58:17
Speaker 4: Questionnais they're not gonna charge your money up front? You want to see what it's about. Click around a little bit, watch some videos. If you want to be on this journey, orderly Meds will be the company that you're gonna go with. You'll see right away what sets these people apart from everybody else out there.

00:58:31
Speaker 1: And I would say when you go through the first screen, that is a support agent, so you can talk to somebody, you can ask questions.

00:58:37
Speaker 4: And that's all free consultation.

00:58:39
Speaker 2: Yep. You get on the phone and have voice chats with him. Awesome.

00:58:42
Speaker 4: Chris Spears, thank you so much for joining us on the Brooklyn Boys and telling the story because our slices need to know well the journey that I'm on.

00:58:50
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. There's a clip going around. I don't know if you've seen it or heard it. There's a boxer named Deontay Wilder, who was on with Piers Morgan. If you don't know who Peers is used to be on CNN. He's a British interviewer. It's it's everywhere. His name is Deontay Wilder, and he's talking. He's asked about a child he head out of wedlock with a woman he's not married to, right out of wedlock, and how he's explaining how what he normally does for birth control, and how she tried to trap him by having his baby because he's a successful boxer and she tried to trap him. And I want you to listen to this, and I'll stop it and we'll break it down. But this was on, this was broadcast on television. I believe this is the unedited version. I've never heard anyone on television, let alone in life speak about the act of sex in this way. Okay, all right. Also, it's not probably the it's clearly not the best way to avoid having a child. You're supposed to use birth can control. But you'll appreciate his former birth control not very successful. But this is a man talking about his experience as if it's you and me talking about going to Starbucks or whatever. So here it is.

01:00:12
Speaker 13: I'm gonna My mother tried to set me up, you know, to have the baby. You know, she ejected my sperm and Heim ran in the bathroom and locked the door, and that.

01:00:26
Speaker 2: She injected his sperm in the bathroom, locked the door. Okay, now let's listen to how we got to that point. That's the ending.

01:00:35
Speaker 4: Let's see the Let's hear the play by play I got.

01:00:38
Speaker 13: We had really yeah, you know, truth be told. She don't even know I know this. Wow, but I'm telling them.

01:00:45
Speaker 2: To the world.

01:00:46
Speaker 7: How do you know that I'm smart?

01:00:49
Speaker 13: You know, when we was having sex, you know I used to when I came, I used to come with her stomach. Oh my no, I used to fold my towel with nicely.

01:01:00
Speaker 2: Hold on, Is this that was his form of birth control? I'll just all right, so let me go back. Let me back up a little bit.

01:01:07
Speaker 13: When we was having sex, you know, I used to when I came, I used to come with her stomach. You know, I used to fold my towel nicely by the bed because I would want to wipe it off for her stomach.

01:01:19
Speaker 2: What a gentleman, What a he folds his towel nicely pubb into the little square.

01:01:23
Speaker 4: I mean, you gotta respect that because I mean to me, he's preparing.

01:01:28
Speaker 2: He's you know, he's that is that is a gentleman. He's he's planning it. He's planning the whole thing. Yeah, but he folds the towel.

01:01:37
Speaker 4: He doesn't just leave it clumped up like like we talked about doing folds last episode.

01:01:41
Speaker 2: He folds it. Sounds like a gentleman. Sounds like a routine. Now, didn't you live with a guy who had a spooche towel? No, No, it was somebody we used to work with that. He said they had a spoonge towel that they kept by the bed. So this guy brings a towel former birth control. Okay, here we go.

01:02:00
Speaker 13: When we was having sex, you know, I used to when I came, I used to come with her stomach. I hold my tower nicely by the bed because I would want to wipe it off of her stomach. This particular time, she chose that she wanted to have a baby by me because I was the best thing that ever came.

01:02:16
Speaker 2: Into her life.

01:02:17
Speaker 13: Also, her relationships only last for two months or whatever because she was a promiscuous woman. I didn't know it at the time. I only found out this thing by reading her journal. She didn't know that I read her journal either, you know. So during that time I did what I do. I had a good nut and I let her on a stomach. This time I went and got the tower and tried to wipe it. I was she hit my hand so hard. I thought she hit my hand like a home run, like a baseball player. Do a baseball back. My mother tried to send me.

01:02:47
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is on television. Jon K Wilder explaining what he does. What he did, Yeah, a good one, but she ran with it before he grabbed for the folded towel, ran in the bathroom and you just grabbed herself pregnant, grabbed it and then injected it where when Turkey based or something, wow, and said that's why she's the mother. She's the mother of his baby. Now, if that doesn't scream romance, I don't know what does. So what did he do at that point while he's raising the kid? He kept the kid. The kid is alioned, I.

01:03:24
Speaker 4: Know, But like, what was the fallout from that session? I mean, she eventually had to come out of the bathroom.

01:03:30
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you can't vacuum that out once it's up in there, in there, Oh, she had the baby. It's his babies obviously. But but listen, you can get pregnant because as anyone who knows anything about the physiology of man, you you you disperse the necessary ingredients sometimes in pre right, yeah, preage acculate before you ever mentally like you finish right. That's why the pull out method doesn't work. That is the most concentrated level of baby making. Batter is the stuff that's in the beginning.

01:04:12
Speaker 4: You call it batter. I'm losing my voice, by the way, you hear this.

01:04:16
Speaker 2: This is came out of nowhere, so did so did Deontay Wilder. So uh slices. If that's your form of birth control, that's not a good form of birth control. And scar of your famous, your famous radio personality. I would hate for any woman to entrap you that way. Did you ever have that fear as a as a single radio guy? Never?

01:04:41
Speaker 4: No, because for the most most of my career, I've had girlfriends, So I really have. There was that one time between girlfriends for like a two to three year period where I went crazy.

01:04:54
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe maybe during that maybe during that. Yeah, so you had some worries. Do you ever get the phone call that they were late? Yes, that was really expound on that what happened.

01:05:07
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not going those are deep dark recesses of my mind and I don't even want to visit, you know, I.

01:05:12
Speaker 2: Don't want I don't know, I don't want to know about the sex part. Just tell me what it was like to get that phone call and what went through the mind of someone who doesn't want to get it was.

01:05:19
Speaker 4: I was on pins and needles for like a week. I mean, we're going back like seventeen years now, eighteen years, so.

01:05:26
Speaker 2: I know I knew you back then. So tell me how many times did that happen? Once? Just once? Once with with what? With one woman? Yes? Okay? Was it a woman that you had been involved with a long time or it was like a one time thing and I.

01:05:40
Speaker 4: Was like, ah, yeah, I was just like whatever, right, Oh, I told you it was during my horror phase.

01:05:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that. But during your hor phase you had whores that were like horror eraror it was you hoarring around. It wasn't them, No, I wasn't calling them horse.

01:05:56
Speaker 4: Oh, but there were completely yes, yeh yeah, yeah, yes.

01:05:59
Speaker 2: There were people that I know that you were like, I'll meet you on Route three one time and done. But then you had some that were like a couple of times right and done. This was a one and done, or like a twice and done.

01:06:13
Speaker 4: This was like like two or three times.

01:06:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brodie, I don't even want to get into this right now.

01:06:20
Speaker 4: Oh I wish I had video this like scratching themselves. No, I don't want goosebumps. I don't want And now my voice is really leaving me obviously, just sign they don't want me to talk about it. Alright, alright, So I got one more piece of audio that I thought was my best audio until I heard the the Deontay Wilder audio. That is some great stuff right there. This may be baby making better.

01:06:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, this may be the greatest commercial for a lawyer. Now, now we look. I've talked to you guys slices. Remember I talked to like, would you hire a lawyer name like mikey to hammer, you know, or like the hatchet man, like lawyers with nicknames the bull like Michael Right, And when I hire a guy who's got a goofy nickname, I don't know. I think I want a guy who went to Harvard who's like, my name is my name is Stephen, and you're like a lawyer. I think you want top dog law. Oh look at you? Is that a sponsor? That a sponsors? Huge? Not not for me. I don't get paid. Oh okay, I'm just checking. I haven't heard that one.

01:07:32
Speaker 4: But look I heard it's unavoidable. Bro, you've never heard top dog law commercials? No, no, on the radio. You're missing out anyway, Continue, I have not heard of them. Let him know what he's missing out on.

01:07:45
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna play. I'm gonna probably play this one twice because I want you to hear it, and then I want you here to get and absorb it. This is a guy who's a lawyer, all right, So I want you to listen to his the cadence and the verbiage and the rhymes, but also my favorite part when he starts naming numbers. Just wait for the numbers part. It's the greatest thing ever. All right, here we go. This is a commercial. Would you hire this lawyer.

01:08:11
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01:08:13
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01:08:18
Speaker 3: Are you innocent? Faultless? Above reproach?

01:08:20
Speaker 6: If you want money, you need an attorney, You need a bull dog. But finding one it's laborious, it's strenuous, it's stupe fine. That's why you got to call the number on your screen. Now they'll help you connect to a legal expert. You have questions, they have answers. They know the legal leads, the lingo, the jargon, and the argo. They don't even tell you how much money your case could be worth.

01:08:42
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, so so far, is this the guy that you're hiring? Yes? Really, yeah? This guy, this guy sounds.

01:08:50
Speaker 4: Like that that that that he's He sounds like he's been on from he's been on both sides of the coin.

01:08:57
Speaker 2: Sounds like he knows how to solve problems. Okay, So you say he sounds like an ex criminal, I want to play the melody. Sounds like somebody who actually has street smarts. Yeah yeah, okay, here we go, getting again in.

01:09:10
Speaker 3: An accident that wasn't your fault?

01:09:11
Speaker 2: Was it your fault? I'm not hiring a guy who says your fault. All right, let's get to the part about the money. Because this may be my favorite.

01:09:18
Speaker 6: Find it one. It's laborious, it's treguous, it's stupefie. That's why you got to call the number on your screen. Now they'll help you connect to a legal expert. You have questions, they have answers. They know the legal leads, the lingo, the jargon, and the argo come. They don't even tell you how much money your case could be worth. Three hundred thousand, two million, eighty six, four hundred and ninety one, all sorts of numbers.

01:09:40
Speaker 4: Slipping falls, all sorts of numbers, how it jumps erradically, and then he.

01:09:49
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I'm on boring, boring.

01:09:52
Speaker 6: To numbers, slipping falls, work accidents, car, truck, bus, motorcycle, motorbike, eat, Mike tanda bike.

01:09:59
Speaker 3: These bull dogs will make sure people pay.

01:10:02
Speaker 6: And if you don't get paid, the attorneys don't get paid, and I don't get paid.

01:10:05
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01:10:09
Speaker 6: To pick up that phone and call now to see what your case could be worth.

01:10:13
Speaker 2: So are you hiring this company? Let's get those.

01:10:15
Speaker 3: Numbers in the case could be worth.

01:10:20
Speaker 2: These are my coundred thousand.

01:10:21
Speaker 6: These are people eighty six thousand, four hundred and ninety one, All.

01:10:25
Speaker 2: Sorts of numbers, all sorts of numbers.

01:10:26
Speaker 4: I'm in you could you could wait? All sorts of are you hiring? This is the company you're hiring? I absolutely would. This guy's got character, he's got style, he's got moxie, he's fighting for me.

01:10:37
Speaker 2: Would you like this?

01:10:38
Speaker 4: He wants to you hear he wants to get paid, bro, he wants to get paid right, so you know what he's gonna that's more extensive numbers, all sorts of numbers. You've been injured and accident, all sorts of numbers. The greatest commercial for a long front of your en I'm convinced. Then slices, are you are you hiring this guy in this company? Or what?

01:10:58
Speaker 2: Are you out? It's I I'm out, the lingo, the jargon, I'm out. I think it's hysterical. Yeah, you could win. Eighty seven thousand, four hundred and sixty one dollars all kinds of numbers, all kinds of numbers.

01:11:10
Speaker 4: Dude, I think I can get some hot tea with lemon. Something's going on here. My voice is starting to.

01:11:15
Speaker 2: Go, Yeah, what happened? Are you getting sick. I hope not. It's Easter. Easter, Sunday's coming. I gotta be with my family. God, if anything happened to you on Friday, at least we know what have your best Oh, by the way, happy pays sock to you. Oh yes, yes, it was very nice family dinner last night. Uh uh a little satter action. It's very nice, nice And I didn't have any man of Chevitz though there was no man of Chevetz last night. Wine.

01:11:44
Speaker 4: See, I buy the coconut maca barons, I buy the maza. I don't have to eat any of that stuff, but I get I love to hear. I love to have it. I love to have it.

01:11:54
Speaker 2: You Jew, while while Jews is suffering by not eating lemon bread or anything that rises, I voluntarily Jews. So like you're eating, you're eating the chocolate covered jelly rings.

01:12:03
Speaker 4: And then the marshmallow twists, the marshmallow twists and company company.

01:12:09
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, they were gonna sponsor us last year, and't.

01:12:11
Speaker 4: They They were supposed to, but they never did. But anyway, looking at it, give you a free plug.

01:12:17
Speaker 2: And then every year Danielle from the Morning show, Jeant's mats are like crazy. She's like, I love it. That's not my favorite. That's all right. I had chocolate covered mots last night. That was young that that's good ship. All right. All right. So those are my two sound clips. Which one did you like better? The like?

01:12:35
Speaker 4: I like the the first one.

01:12:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I finished. H I got my nut. I got a good one. Keep my little towel off, fold my towel by the bed, all right, that's romance. Imagine that girl grows up and she hears that clip. She's like, wow, my parents really wanted me. Huh. My mother wanted to entrap some rich guy and my father was mad. You know, he wanted to it in the towel. I could have been in the towel.

01:13:02
Speaker 4: Could have been upendent towel. All right, I'm going at I gotta get out of here.

01:13:08
Speaker 2: Something's up in my voice. Yeah, you need a vacation or something. Oh that's next week. How did you guess?

01:13:14
Speaker 4: No, bro, No boys

01:13:22
Speaker 5: Choice