#310: BYOB- Bring Your Own Brody

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Speaker 1: Start up up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up up. They making noise? Not up, start up up? Episode three ten it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast, but sound sounds weird? Three ten? Yeah, ten, it's a lot. Yeah, no, we yeah, been a been a hell of a ride there, David Brody, Yep, Well, I don't worry. We're not stopping. Don't make it sound like stopping. Isn't that very reminiscing. We're not. Yeah, you know, retrospective episode coming up? No, no, forward photo momentum always Yeah, it's on and upward. Have you ever thought I listen? I don't. I don't want to think about the negative. But have it? Has it ever occurred to you like you'll be dead someday? Yes? Yeah, the podcast? By myself, it's very sad the podcast. Will the podcast be dead someday? Will we? Would we? What would we do? How would we? How do we it? I think the podcast will end when you're getting married. So basically I'm gonna take this for We're just gonna take this into the next decade or so even beyond. Right. No, I mean like I'm like I thought about it. These are my shower thoughts I don't want you thinking about me in the shower, Like, how would we end upot? We're not there by the way truth be told, full disclosure, We're not. We're not. We never talked about this with each other. I'm just kind of like blindsiding Brodie right now, what we thought this thing to end it? I know we have no plans to end it, but do you think it's gonna be born thinking about death? I'm this is what we do sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes you got to buy your plot in the cemetery. So I already owned my plot, right, Sometimes I don't have to worry about the plot. No, we've talked about preparing for death on this podcast before. But but what about the what if this podcast came to it only, how would we end it? Would we slowly fade away? Will we get into a fight with each other and that's how it ends. Would we be told by other outside powers that we have to stop the podcast? Like how would it all go down? But if it's on our terms? Would we have a retrospect?

00:02:17
Speaker 2: Would we have a I already have a retrospective episode and then we'd say goodbye?

00:02:22
Speaker 1: Would make everybody cry?

00:02:23
Speaker 2: And then I've come back and to a bonus episode of AI Songs berating you and blaming it all on Scary Jones.

00:02:30
Speaker 1: Right, who would quit the podcast first? If we were going to quit, was it? You? Would be you or me?

00:02:38
Speaker 2: I think it would be me because I let things bother me and you don't let anything bother you.

00:02:43
Speaker 1: You're right, I'd keep going for eternity.

00:02:46
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't keep going. It would just be my fault that we stopped going. Or it wouldn't be my fault, would be your fault, but it would be my lack of.

00:02:52
Speaker 1: Forgiveness for you. It'll definitely be your fault. We would I'll be the one I will forget, I say, so, we would have to reach an impasse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm awesome. There'd be no reason to break up this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Because unfortunately we get along. We get along, so we do somehow Yeah, I don't know, We somehow make it all work. You know, I have so many people that ask me every time I go out to dinner and I post food. Oh, Brodie's gonna be jealous. Where's Brody? Why wasn't he invited? Oh my god? When he finds out this.

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Speaker 2: Is, by the way, why we're gonna end the podcast. This is one meal I wanted to go to, and you'll go it out. That'll be the reason for the podcast. Is this to address all those people that ask that or say that.

00:03:31
Speaker 1: Scary is about to say something not correct, but go one Scary. It's because Brody. Brody doesn't really mesh with my you know, my style of dinners and stuff. Brodie doesn't drink, and my friends have zero tolerance in inviting a person to the table who won't pay their portion of the check. Like Big Bill comes at the end, we all split it evenly, and it will not be even because Brodie doesn't drink, which will cause him to speak up and say, whoa whoa hold on, I didn't I didn't drink, so I should be excluded from this part of the bill. I mean it would be you would cause a rockers. Yeah, you know there's an alternative to that problem. What is that?

00:04:22
Speaker 2: Go out with me and people like me and not your gumba friends who drink like it's more.

00:04:27
Speaker 1: Important than the meal. I don't know anyone like you. Then go out with me.

00:04:32
Speaker 2: Listen, I want to wear you two restaurants this week on take on Instagram, I was like, you can take me here.

00:04:38
Speaker 1: I did, right. I think you should.

00:04:39
Speaker 2: I think we should write it off as a business expense, and you should take me out.

00:04:42
Speaker 1: I'll dress, I'll guss you up. No. I only ask this because I've been thinking about inviting you out to some of my dinners and lunches I have with my friends. And then I second guessed myself lunch also, oh god, yeah see, and then I second one guess myself, and I'll be like, oh god, there's no there's no way it would end up fight. I want you to come out to lunch with us. We do good.

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Speaker 2: I like your friends, but apparently they don't like me enough to uh not have me chip in for their alcohol problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you and my friends would would would spa. I mean, you guys have the whole Brooklyn or attitude thing going, so you'd be I wouldn't worry about you. If I would turn the Brooklyn on, I'd be fine. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about you there. I would worry your friends. Your friends are more Brooklyn than I am, even though they're from Hoboken, most of them. Yeah, but they're more Brooklyn than I am.

00:05:36
Speaker 2: Right, They're more likely they're more laid back, drinking, having a good time, sleeveless T shirt kind of guys, Guinea teas as these wife beaters as they were called.

00:05:45
Speaker 1: I want to call Anthony Falco real quick because this is always had him on before. Yeah, Falco, he just noticed. Just notice Falco Falco, You're hey, what's up there on the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Oh it's up, buddy, are welcome back of us here? So you know, we just want to just I mean, we're just gonna just rip the curtain off here. And why don't we Why don't we invite You know, Brody doesn't drink right, you know that, but I think you know about that? Why, which means Scary talks about me at lunch all the time. Why don't we ever invite Brody? Hold On Falco already knows why you don't invite me means you shoot you. It means Falco and and Indian Matt and and uh and uh slanted eye Joe, all you boys. That means they would want me there. But you've obviously told him why I'm not there. No, I'm a lot of fun. I've I've always leave all of them, Dave, everybody, Brian Brian, Brian, why why wouldn't we invite Brody to our lunches? Are dinners because he doesn't drink? But yeah, but beyond that, imagine how imagine, hold on, imagine valuing alcohol so much that you would exclude nice people from joining him. It gets worse though, No, no, what I'm talking about when it comes to whacking up the bill? How do we wack up the bill? Falco? At the end we just oh ah at the end. It's just it is what it is? What is he? What does he saw? Counting what he ate and stuff like he's an itemizer. Yeah, he's I'm not an itemizer. Hold On, Falco, I don't itemize. But if my bill goes up fifty bucks because I didn't, you guys had.

00:07:31
Speaker 2: Too much to drink, I don't want to pay for that. So that's why he's telling me that I can't go.

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Speaker 1: Now. Look, I have friends who drink. I've gone out with friends who drink a lot, and they just say, all right, let's let's take the liquor off the bill, split it, and then we'll put the and we'll split the liquor part of it. Well, I mean it's like if you guys.

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Speaker 2: If let's say I'm allergic to shellfish and you order a three hundred dollars seafood tower, why should I have to chip in for that?

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Speaker 1: You guys want to seafood tower does all the time. He's allergic to shellfish, and he is a fucking jet ski company. He can afford the front money in the toilet, fule if you don't drink, so we'll fight you next time to bring you role. But we look at it this way.

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Speaker 3: All the taxes that you don't pay because you don't drink, all the alcohol taxes we.

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Speaker 1: Make you pay it that day when we drink. Yeah, no, the whole point. I may not drink any so I never have to pay that price. I'm naturally fun. I don't need to get drunk. I'm a pleasure to be around. That's not what Scary tells me. Yeah, well, he's an asshole. Listen, fuckle. I may be an asshole, but I'm the exact same kind of asshole as all of you guys. I'm a Brooklyn asshole. This is true. We are assholes. So I get it all right. So next time, listen, we're gonna go to bring your own. We'll tell scary to how's that scary?

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Speaker 4: There?

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Speaker 1: You go, bring you wrong b Yoh yeah, the b yo. We don't have that. We don't have the problem. We don't have that issue.

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Speaker 2: How come that this never came up a conversation? Oh, Brodie could come. So you guys are a lot of fucking appetizers I can't eat.

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Speaker 1: You'll figure out a way. No, but as long as you don't be the come the great itemizer at the end, Like we know, I'm not the itemizer, we all. I just don't drink right an. Alcohol is very fucking expensive, and I don't have a job at the moment, and I have a wife and three kids and her in college. So I have to like go, okay, do I want to spend eighty five dollars in liquor that I'm not drinking because someone had to have a Glenn Livid from nineteen eighty two. No, that's your life. That's scary, scary, Hey, listen, you gotta feel my pain. I'm out there maybe having the.

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Speaker 2: Glass who wind that scary has to order, you know, an eighty five dollar.

00:09:33
Speaker 1: Glass at class azol like Canadam. The problem is scary can't tell the difference between piss and class azol. He just doesn't for the status and the Instagram exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's why I just don't understand why just to get like a costumigos or somebody tries to screw us.

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Speaker 1: So Falco, I think you're on my on my side. How about stop inviting scary because he's running up to build God listen, but these are all day affairs. Like you know, there's the pre drink, there's the drink, then there's the bottles for the food. I'll show up for the food and I'll leave. That's eight these good big clams. Have a good night, everybody. I've actually given it up right now to go to I gotta go to River Palm. I gotta be there my one thirty. Okay, at five o'clock, I gotta be in Nowork at Port the Galia for my next meal. Oh look at that rooftop up, but got a multiple meal sketch. Daga a dagga lounge, a Dagga lounge rooftop. And by the way, the one time Brody went to River Palm because I sent them there, he went to the wrong one. Yeah, but we went to the shitty one. Yeah. Well, my sister in law said, oh, go to River Palm, and she said it's in this town. So we went. It was terrible, terrible, scary, like you went to the wrong one. I got didn't know there was. Yeah, so he's like, oh, scared, Can we tell you.

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Speaker 3: We'll find a bring your own lopster place.

00:10:53
Speaker 1: This way we could still get even with Brody. Yeah, exactly perfect. I have a fucking fifteen pound lobster, you fox, and you don't pay for it. He eats. No, I was given that was an analogy. I was. I was.

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Speaker 2: I was saying if I was allergic to seafood, noah, fun that. Yeah, yeah, I'm allergic to seafood. Let's go to that place and then I'm gonna get to all the biggest slops that they ever had.

00:11:16
Speaker 1: Brody actually eats pretty much eats everything except vegetables. So he eats everything.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so Falco and you guys, you lord a fucking auto choke dip for forty and spinach and all the ship I don't eat.

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Speaker 1: You'll make me pay for it. I get it. I don't need all that stuff, trust me a waste face. Yes, thank you. You're on the same page on that one, all right, all right, so then we'll consider this.

00:11:41
Speaker 2: Then that's what a friend does. Falco's like, why don't we bring him to a B y O B.

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Speaker 1: Scary is like, fuck them, all right, we're gonna invite you, Brodie. Well, I'm gonna do a podcast with Falco. He's loyal, he's a good guy. He's like, how can we how can we accommodate our friend? He's just like us, fuck them, Yeah, that's not nice. Scared, You're right, you're right. Fucking expensive tequila guy.

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Speaker 2: By the way, you guys should do a taste test with Scary legitimately, line up for shitty tequilas and classasul and see if you can tell which one is which.

00:12:19
Speaker 1: Guaranteed he can't.

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Speaker 2: I think I'd be able to do it. Yeah, I think I have enough. I mean, I'm not chipping in for that tequila. Don't do it what I'm there? But all right, well, all right, Falco just wanted to get you on the phone real quick. Maybe we'll invite Brody to a.

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Speaker 1: Future to write a running Up that Hill parody to Running up that bill, Running up that bill, as long as you don't mind, because he's guts listen, we we Brody. We all right, don't think you can gonna go easy on the food bill. I mean you, I know I've been there, you've been there, all right, as long as you he ordered seven appetizers for the table. I know. It's not for the faint of heart. Yeah, you know it, all right, that's not it's not treatment with a hard problem, exactly, definitely not. All right, all right, Falco? Good, all right, we got aways some pleasure all the time. Love Falco. All right, take care than you, gentlemen, take care yep, there you go see there. Yeah. By the way, I just said we can have him on any time, and he said, likewise, is he gonna have me on his podcast? Take? That'd be great? Oh his whole life is a podcast. Let me tell you. When that guy is like a meals planned after meals, well we're hanging out or I mean it's like he's on stage like that. This guy, he'll crush you. He'll crush you. He he'll crush me. No, no, not crush you. To meet that person. Wait, hold on, I have a second point coming up here. Okay, it brings me to my next point. Oh you had a first point, go ahead, well no, Well with our friend group. I don't know if you have a friend group like this online brody, but do you guys like rip on each other, crush each other so much, curse each other out, and literally destroy each other so badly that outsiders see that as bullying. Because the way I see it, the way our friends are is like you know Falco's he'll terrorize you, man. I mean, he gets up in the morning and lives for people to say something like that would get him going, and then he'll he'll sit, he'll pit people against each other. I mean, at the end of the day, it's all in good fun. But he feels that we are a band of brothers and you like a brethren of sorts, and we are not. We're closer when we joke with each other, like meaning like we only do it because we love because we're And if you don't fuck with your friends and you don't like rip on them and you don't rank them out or you you know whatever, then you're really you're really not good friends. It's only the true friends that are the closest to you that you get into those situations with. Do you agree with that?

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Speaker 2: Anyone listening to this podcast? And here's the way we talk about each other. Would absolutely agree with that, and knows that I agree with that, right. Oh yeah, we were raised, we have that. We have that with with each other.

00:15:07
Speaker 1: Most of my friends growing up's first name was fucking asshole. I mean that's you know, hey, you fat fuck? Are we going out tonight? Exactly? People talk. Yeah, I'm not saying it's the most cultured way of speaking to people. Yeah, well, I say it because comfortability. It is. And to the outsider looking in, they might be like, oh my god, this is toxic masculinity, or how can they treat each other like that? Or oh my god, it's like brothers who punch each other all the time and you're like, dude, why are you punching your brother? You're like that, he's my brother. I punch them right. But people now take offense to that because especially with especially with younger generations like gen Z sees that and they're like, oh my god, I can't believe that. That's awful. I would never talk to my friend, my best friend that way. But I feel like we come again, we cut from a different cloth, we come from a different time and a different place. I'm sorry, belched, Sorry, chicken salad. Fucking pig chicken salad. Oh nice, I scarfed down some chicken salad before I got on. Yeah, and what were you doing when you're on the phone scoffing on a chicken salad? Who are you on the phone with you? Yeah? Oh boy? Oh you know, don't buck up.

00:16:17
Speaker 2: I got on the phone fort my byphone log mill fall. That's what we had a conversation about, right, pretty much, by the way, that translates to, I was on the phone with Horizon fighting about my lost iPhone sixteen or whatever number there are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted I don't get me started, man, Yeah, he couldn't live with his fifteen a minute longer. There's a brew haha going with this iPhone sixteen. It went from Dallas to Bayone, back to Dallas. Yeah, to bayone, New Jersey, back to Dallas. And it's sitting in a warehouse somewhere, and I can't do anything until it gets checked in, which has been there for three days now. It hasn't been quote checked in other than you know, it's on a palette. It's in a box, right, and it needs to be scanned in and it needs to and that then I can get my refund, and get my phone again. I have to start a whole new order. It's a it's a giant production. But right now I don't even have my refund.

00:17:10
Speaker 2: But they maybe you can call and complain and get like four cents sent off your account.

00:17:14
Speaker 1: When it got to bayone, it said couldn't deliver because of an improper or incorrect shipping label, or doesn't this person doesn't exist. Meanwhile, I checked it on the phone with them three times before they sent it, and I had the lady this afternoon check it.

00:17:30
Speaker 2: What it says, but it avertually requires a signature. If you weren't home, they don't deliver.

00:17:34
Speaker 1: It's not about that. No, I have a doorman. The doorman takes care of it. No, it will never got here. A woman door, woman, it got here, it got it never got here. My point is the one lady said, yeah, we've seen this before. It just keeps bouncing around and into the ether, and it's it's gotten. It got stolen, probably by the UPS driver. So we don't know what's happening with it. But right now I like the way.

00:18:00
Speaker 2: I like the way they throw the Wait a minute, I like the way they throw the driver under the truck, so to speak.

00:18:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, they took me do your ps guy, that's what it was. Well, yeah, because they said that it's well, is it in a box marked apple all over it? Probably? I mean it's got that right shape. I mean it looks like a little brick, you know, you know the shape, you know what you know? You get number?

00:18:20
Speaker 2: The phone is registered to you, isn't it. I guess Yeah, dude, I don't even activate that shit.

00:18:26
Speaker 1: All I know is this has been going on to September fifteenth, and here we are on September twenty seventh, and I'm fucking miserable because I should have had this phone already and now it's I can't even make a move until they scan it in. So yeah, I was on the phone with me. Yeah, yeah, I got you on the phone me the phone with you. I was pissed off because I was I was like scarfing down food before we got on here for this podcast. Uh, And I'm kind of miserable about it. So did you speak to them with a lot of fervor? I did. The lady was very upset with me, but I was. I talked, I talked as politely as possible, but loudly and and very forth like one of your Hoboken friends. Yeah, pretty much. Did I paint her like one of my Hoboken friends? Yeah? Hey, did you ever uh watch girl track a track a package with USPS with the Postal Service, and like I had a package once and said, uh, shipped from Kentucky on this date, arrived in Maryland at this time. Yeah, yeah, that's right, I got to Delaware. Yeah. Then I said, uh, checked in at Carney. Now Carney which is spelled Kearny, but it's pronounced Carney, New Jersey is the main hub for our area. It said, checked into Carney on this date. Then it said, arrived in Boston on such and such date. Yeah, arrived back in Connecticut and then back in Carney. Why is it going to Corne, New Jersey, then up to Boston and then back like they left it on the truck. Well that's what's going on here with this this phone. If you take a look at the travel path of this phone, it's been to fourteen different fucking places now in the past sixteen days. And you know what, I don't fucking want it anymore. It's probably been jostled around and dropped seventeen times, jostle, jostled. Great word, really though, I don't want this fucking phone. I want a new phone. I want to know because this thing has probably been rattled and dropped and thrown around because it's been everywhere. It's everywhere, but in my fucking hands. Yes, you need to get it in your hands. You can jostle it and rattle it around everywhere. If you know what I'm saying, jostle it and rattle it. Yes, and Android wouldn't be a problem. And it's gonna show up. It's gonna be fine. That's why I had chicken salad mouth. But anyway, by the way, the irony, the irony of this story is scary. Didn't even order an Android, but it arrived a year ago in advance of his iPhone.

00:20:40
Speaker 2: That's how ahead Android is from Apple. It already arrived a year ago at his house.

00:20:44
Speaker 1: Yeah great, thanks keep making those Apple jokes.

00:20:47
Speaker 2: Scary used to get Android phones. I could talk out of school Andrew Android Android people on the Morning show used to get Android phones, Android to Android phones to do endorsements.

00:20:58
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, years ago, like ten twelve. They were Android if I wanted Because if you want to do a commercial for an Android phone. You have to have the product. You have to have the product. So they gave me an Android phone so I can get familiar with that.

00:21:10
Speaker 2: But not just scary people who don't work on the morning show. It's a long time ago, but back when Android was like, you know, I want to say, like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, ten years ago, twelve years ago. Well, people at iPhones and they were happy with them, but they would get the Android and then I would end up with them exactly what years without buying a new phone. People were like, I don't want an Android, you know, it's fine, but I would have a phone, so they would use it.

00:21:37
Speaker 1: They would like it. They did the commercial, so they like the phone, but they're like, I don't need another phone, and I would get the phones. Yeah, I missed those days. I had to pipe for my last phone. And I'm like, I'm a common person now. Well, truth be told, I'm really angry at Verizon, and now I'm trying to cunt, trying to conjure up how I'm going to approach them for free dessert, because when this transaction is finished, they're going to hear from me and I don't know what. Well, maybe free credit or something, a couple of maybe money off my phone bill, I don't know, but I do something because now they crack the screen on your current phone, have it cut your face like a big gash on your cheek, and then blame them for it. So you got to get you got to get something for your for your figure it out time and effort. I don't want to bore anybody with that anyway. So I had a fight with Verizon, like you know what I did. You know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get into the whole Horizon Hulu problem I had last week. But here's the thing.

00:22:39
Speaker 2: I messaged big shot customer service people through LinkedIn who work for Hulu, and I messaged all of them people like customer retention experts or that job is to like make sure customers are happy.

00:22:51
Speaker 1: You know.

00:22:52
Speaker 2: I know that it's like a higher level of doing, like global customer retention. But I'm like, hey, if you'd like to retain me, fix my problem. So I'm going above and beyond everybody. One person that wrote me back, I don't know why you're contacted me, but I can't help you. Here's the here's the link for customer service. I already mentioned to you in my message to you the customer service has been no help, but thanks for the Thanks for the link to get automated customer service.

00:23:13
Speaker 1: Right. You know you don't you don't even use streaming. You know they're cracking down Disney and Hulu and ESPN are cracking down on password sharing. I heard, I heard. Yes, It's like, I have two kids in college. You can only get one person out of like out of the house with an extra pass for ten bucks. So I don't know, I'm not one of my kids is not getting Disney. Plus, I don't know what we're gonna do. How they make a college exception. I hope they make a college exception. I have to checked that because that's not stealing. That's your family. They're at college. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some would say so. I would say, all right, oh yeah, so you never answered my question about oh I had I had a point with the outsiders looking in. Yeah, how's that Lion's main work. It's just brilliant.

00:23:58
Speaker 2: Let me say, by the way, people are now messaging me all the times you forgot to do something.

00:24:01
Speaker 1: They're like, I guess the lion's man's not working. I got flat. Great? Great? Uh No, we got criticized who's once my friends and I by somewhat a friend me, my friends and me because we invited somebody to the table to hang with us, and that person went back to their friend again. They only knew the one friend at the table, not the rest of us. You guys are brutal, because a brutal to one another. And this person is just, you know, a snowflake. So I guess he didn't really get it get us. Did he get insulted? Did you guys insult No? No, he just was just a witness to it. But I'm sure listen, slices, let us know. I mean, how are you with your friend group? Do you guys? You know, do you rip on each other or do you not? Or or what's it like? Or you know, how do people in your friend group respond?

00:24:53
Speaker 2: You know, when it's not just a male thing. I've seen women do it, call each other hoes and bitches, and.

00:24:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I want to know if it's more prevalent with guys or women.

00:25:01
Speaker 2: It's definitely more prevalent with guys, definitely more prevalent.

00:25:03
Speaker 1: But it happens with women. Also, I would love to see a female group of just like just trashing each other.

00:25:09
Speaker 2: You know, our listener Reggie definitely is that way. And Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx. You know, some of our listeners are like, I don't think is oh fuck. I don't want to say say any names, but like we have some listeners like I don't think Jamie from Queen's.

00:25:24
Speaker 1: Right curses her friends. I don't think is it Casey, She's like Hobby from Texas. I forget sorry anyway, I don't think she curses her friends out. Now. Yeah, it's less it's less of a male female thing and more of a generational thing. I do think. I think it's more of a regional thing.

00:25:40
Speaker 2: I think people in New York and Philly are more apt to do that than someone in like South Carolina.

00:25:45
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't, oh utah, Well, I just think it's it's just shocking to people when, you know, especially younger people, when they see that, because they don't behave that way in their friends circles. I don't know, I don't know. I'm just not politically correct. I don't care that's being politically correct unless you call you you make fun of your handicap friend doesn't do political directions. Oh my god. And if we have one calling you friend, then asshole, he'd be handicap hank. He would no, what if he was the only Hank. No, he's just Hank. Then. Oh oh oh oh, I have a tweet I have to read. Hold on, we'll do that after this. Okay, okay, come back, Okay, it's the podcast.

00:26:22
Speaker 2: We got a tweet from Reggie at Falo Blue twelve, which I I then added you to because he only tweeted me. He said at David Brody, I have a question if I leave a talkback for the Brooklyn Boys podcast, there's already a Reggie, which I just mentioned her.

00:26:37
Speaker 1: He said, does that that regular? Did this? Reggie regularly does talkbacks? Does that mean I have to be black Reggie? Yes? Yes, Now wait a minute, he's just the other thing. He could be like you know, Cleveland Reggie, and then to be black. Red's the second is to be but he happens to be black, but that doesn't have to be as adjective. He's the second Reggie, right, but he could be he could be male Reggie. Oh yeah, he could be Oh yeah, no he could be Reggie from Pittsburgh. I misunder stories from no, no, but he has to take on a Virginia. He's Richmond, Virginia Reggie Richmond Reggie. Yeah, that's cool. But Reggie will always be Reggie because we know Reggie first. You understand, right, But Reggie happened this, Reggie happens to be black. If he chooses to be I mean, you would have to pick the name for him, right Richmond, knowing you, you would call him black. No, no, no, no, he would be Richmond Reggie. Remember the first one is always just gets the name. The second one needs an adjective. I feel your friends would call him not white Reggie. No, all right, Brody, come on, well, so Richmond Reggie, Richmond Reggie's where it would be? Okay, yeah, of course, but he he asked a fair question. He's not gonna Reggie's gonna be the seond Reggie. He's got to come up with something. Well yeah, right, okay. People listening to this episode of the first time, I'm like, what the what is going on here? You know what? You missed out a lot? He missed out on a lot. Go back to hey zero.

00:27:56
Speaker 2: Speaking of listening to us, I can't give details about anything, but I had mentioned a podcast that I had listened to that I didn't think was as entertaining as I was hoping it was going to bate.

00:28:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you send me an article on somebody ripping on that same podcast. Yeah.

00:28:16
Speaker 2: So there are podcasters who's who their Their podcast is about analyzing and making fun of other podcasts, and they did this to the podcast that I said I.

00:28:28
Speaker 1: Wasn't a fan of. They would never we would never be a topic of theirs because they do video podcasts and we don't issue videos, so we would be boring to them. No, no, no, no, they do.

00:28:37
Speaker 2: They do audio because they they ripped apart someone else we know who did an audio podcast.

00:28:44
Speaker 1: They're very harsh, all right, So that maybe somebody will give them our podcast and they'll just they'll rip us apart. Now I hope not. And by the way, scary have you listened to the It's Eric Nagel podcast where they they they break down our podcast and talk about us. No should I yeah, yes, you you'd enjoy it. They tossed his check it out badly about me what It's Eric Nagel? E R I K And then n A g e L. No, they didn't talk.

00:29:09
Speaker 2: They agreed with you on a couple of points. But it was about me talking about my friend Eric at lunch and how he didn't want to eat because the waiter didn't accommodate him.

00:29:17
Speaker 1: Appropriate. Yes, I remember that. Yeah.

00:29:19
Speaker 2: So they played our audio and some of our slices from our talkbacks. Dez was one of them, and uh, he just cut down his podcast and made that a separate clip. So you can just go listen to the separate clip of our show on their show. Hey, so we need to play their audio and analyze their audio of them analyzing us like inception.

00:29:36
Speaker 1: But this is going to be going back and forth like uh to Infinity. Well didn't Elvis do that once with the Open Anthony show. Yeah, we did that. We talked about Open Anthony. Then they played the clip of us talking about Open Antony, clip of them talking about us talking about them. What the hell's that noise? Alex is at your stomach rumbling bop? Hey Siri, stop all right, I have Alexa, and and stop.

00:30:04
Speaker 2: Saying that you're gonna severybody's devices off and see I gotta both I change. I changed all my devices to different names.

00:30:10
Speaker 1: Now what the hey, Oh my god, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, so you made trapped in the closet. Something is making noise in my apartment and it's going Who fuck is that? Is it? Your bottle of class? I was old with the with the lid off a little bit, the cap on screwed whatever? All right, I don't know what it is.

00:30:34
Speaker 2: You should walk around with your microphone record that.

00:30:38
Speaker 1: Who I have audio to play today, do you? Oh? And I also have I have something that I have a gotcha moment where they got me and I'm wondering if it's the same thing. Oh, so, uh, do you want to go you want to say something you or do you want to No, I want to hear what you gotcha is. I'll play my audio later. Okay, here's the gotcha. So after we get off this podcast here at twelve o'clock on a Friday, I'm headed down to the Rutgers Scarlet night game. Oh I thought you were headed down the Atlanta Highway. I'm looking for a love getaway. And you know, I got me a car. It's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail. Nice. You know what, don't forget to bring your jukebox money. That's all I'm saying. More of advice, all right. So so I'll be there cheering on the scarlet nice the Rutgers football team. Yeah, you're a big Wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute. Not a jingle. No, not a sponsor jingle. They're not wearing a Rutgers shirt on Instagram for no reason. They're not the sponsor. The sponsor is something I say a sponsor? No you will not no, no, okay, so I won't for the sake of this conversation.

00:31:50
Speaker 2: To keep it simple, I knew there was a reason you wearing a Rutgers shirt. It's never eat in a never innocent.

00:31:55
Speaker 1: Life's good. What can I say? Yeah, yeah, I know. Teventy five dollars a class as life. Life's good. Life's good. So thanks Joe Walsh. So I am going because of a client, not not Rutgers, to go to the tailgate the Rutgers game. I don't know what they're gonna They have some plans for me. There's gonna be a halftime situation. But there's a whole takeover, right there will be a fireworks show and music whatever. Now because of that, it's brought me. They've brought me into the venue and they're gonna this client decided to have this event at the Rutgers Scarlet Knights game. Again, Rutgers not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. I know who the sponsor is. So I saw your Instagram. You saw it? Okay? Well anyway, so I said, you know what when in Rome, So I put on a Rutgers T shirt and Rutgers football got a brand new shirt. Awesome, and I put a football in my hand. You know that, don't felt weird for you? It was weird. I tried to practice my grip and I'm like, and I do a whole bit and left the house a whole big stick to the camera. You know, join me at the game is going to be great. Tailgate so and so x y Z client a sponsor, all that, and now I can't wait to go. I've never been to a college football game before ever. And even though listen, even though I didn't go to Rutgers, I still I feel like they're in the vicinity, They're in the area, and why wouldn't I root them on? They're one of the biggest schools in the area in New Jersey, Right, Yeah, And they're part of the Big Ten, so let's go Rutgers, right. Well, I heard it from people. They're like, so scary, Uh you wearing a Rutgers T shirt over there Nirvana shirt? That's it the same thing? Who's the quarterback? And I'm like about, how about habit habit? I mean, I can't pronounce anyway. I did look the guy up. I don't even know how to pronounce the guy's name. But anyway, uh Athan, yeah, ethan Orthon. I don't know how to pronounce it, column, columba, coccus, columbacaccus. Anyway, whatever it is I say, is probably the way pronounce it. And I said, hey, I said that's not fair. I said that's not the same thing, because, as you know, if I'm listening to this podcast, Roady and I get irate when we see people wearing band T shirts like the def Leppard shirt that that our in turn was wearing, and and they don't know they're like, oh, I just like the color, I just like to style. I don't know any music from them, Remember we test them on the music. Well, people tried to give it right back to me and say, all right, scary, then why are you wearing a Rutgers shirt. You have no right to do that. It's a fair point. It's a fair point. But I beg to differ. I think that that's different. That's different than not knowing the band that you're wearing because from because who, let's face it, you could be you could have gone to a school and you don't know who the fuck's on that team. It's we're talking about college football here, the college basketball. You go to college team, you don't know of these players, you don't, Okay, but they go to Rutgers, so they're wearing Rutgers shirts. Go to Rutgers. I don't go to Rutgers. You're just a guy in a trench coat going to a college with young kids. And you're gonna be like, oh, look at me, come over and see my client wearing a Rutgers shirt. You're a fraud. I'm not a fraud. Fraud should I wear? Should I wear a Nitney Lions shirt or an Ohio State shirt? Then I mean, what the heck, I gotta wear something. I'm going to the game where you should wear a shirt with the client's name on it. Okay, I'm gonna do that, But also you should or you should learn the football team. You should learn the quarterback. There's a whole bunch of there's are you there's there's a whole bunch of things that go along with this. But I gotta say, why can't you call a fat darrel? Why don't you know what's on a fat arrel? Oh? We talk about the grease trucks all the time. I know about it. Already knows the grease truck. So the grease trucks.

00:36:10
Speaker 2: In case you're not from the area, there's a slew of, you know, food trucks that are famous around Rutgers University. I think the New Brunswick campus, because Rutgers has like four or five campuses.

00:36:19
Speaker 1: I can't keep track. Is one in Newark and an office building anyway, one of them is named after I guess one of the people used to order it all the time. It's Darrel. It's Daryl. It's a chicken cular sandwich with French fries and witzarella sticks I think in sauce. Yeah, but they're approximately they call it. There's there's the fat they call the fat sandwiches, the fat darrel, the fat mood, the fat bitch, the fat fat tag. But the original one. The fact, right, you should wear a fat sandwich shirt. So that's okay, yeah, because I'm an eater of of these sandwiches. Right, you're a fan of the of the food at the stadium. Right, But I feel like I'm in their house. I need to respect their house. I wear their logo. Well, then you and at least learn a little about the football team. Right, But you can't just playing. You can't have the Washington the Washington Huskies. And it's a blackout game. Blackout meaning everyone's wearing black. It's all black everything. Everyone's wearing black, black, black. And then they're gonna wear their black uniforms with the black right. Thanks, You're welcome the black uniforms, the black helmets and everything, and everyone in the stadium is gonna be wearing black. But but my point is to watch you wearing black. I mean, did a black T shirt? It's a black T shirt, it's got a giant red and white logo on it. That's not a BLACKOUTA gotta a black shirt. So I just wear black T shirt, black pants, call it a day, see you later. No, But what I mean people are criticizing me for wearing a Rutgers shirt, and they're equating it to when we make fun of people with band shirts. That's what I'm saying. It's one hundred percent accurate. Now, look, if you wore the shirt to help promote the event, that's fine. I did, and as you know, back in the day, yeah, and people will ask me and it sticks out in my head because the only time I ever did it, I will do it. We went to an event on the Elvist and Morning Show and the Yankees were in the World Series, and Elvis decided that everyone was going to get Morning Show Yankee shirts and I had to put on a Yankee shirt for this event we went to. We did some a meat market event or something whatever it was in some event and I had to wear a Yankee shirt. I had no choice. How did you feel about that?

00:38:34
Speaker 2: I felt nauseous. I gave the shirt away the minute the event was over. I gave it to this whoever was like next to me, he had take my shirt. So sometimes you have to do it. You have to do for your job, right, and this was not a requirement. This was a voluntary thing for me.

00:38:47
Speaker 1: But you did it.

00:38:47
Speaker 2: You did it on Instagram because it helped promote the event at Rutgers Stadium.

00:38:51
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm gonna wear the shirt today, I think, And do I not have a right to wear it? Is this bad?

00:38:58
Speaker 2: You have less of a right to wear it. But I appreciate shade that you're showing respect for the sport, but kill people. See this is though, here's the difference. Though your in turn or whatever her name is, whatever, the kid was a deaf lepperd shirt. She wasn't on her way to a deaf leopard concert. You're actually on your way to a Rutgers game. So that I think that's the slight difference.

00:39:17
Speaker 1: So I know what she was she was wearing like like the golus, but she wasn't like going to a deaf floppid concert with a boyfriend who wanted to take her. What about what about all the people that wear Yankee hats and they don't know who's on the team and they like and they know nothing about the team, But the Yankees, that's it.

00:39:32
Speaker 2: That's an image thing. They do that because it's like it's part of a fashion statement.

00:39:36
Speaker 1: I don't I have a problem with it, because naturally I have a problem with it, but it's just how is that not to any different. I again, okay, it's not different other than the fact that baseball I can't say anything because it's going to take away the argument from the from the rock shirts. I think a Yankee logo is part of culture. It a fashion, It's part of the culture, the American culture. Yank the Yankee logo is a part of culture. I think if you wear like a a Tampa Bay Raised hat, you better be a fan of the Tampa Bay Rays. But we knew a guy. I don't remember who it was, but there was somebody at the radio station. I can't remember who it was. He always maybe it was a bodyguard for an artist. He always would wear a hat that matched his outfit. So he would come in wearing like a Florida Marlins hat because he had a teal shirt on. So he matched his hat to his shirt. That's just called fashion statement. He wasn't thinking, but what about Okay, let's say, okay, Brody, you're you. Let's say you're Indian and no Indian Brody and you brod yeah, and you have another and you're going, I'm going to your Indian wedding. Oh no, right, And and then there are certain rituals and things that go on on the Indian wedding or maybe my maybe my girlfriend had analogy she she should wear a sorry, right, one of those yeah right, or whatever you call those. They should dress Indian fashion, Okay, if the wedding calls for that, if the wedding calls for it, yes, because we want to be respectful. That's exactly me going to Rutgers today with the Rutgers T shirt.

00:41:03
Speaker 2: No, the difference is you're going to a wedding and you're wearing a sorry. You know the people at the wedding.

00:41:07
Speaker 1: You didn't just you didn't just do a crash at an Indian wedding, So you're trying to sorry in order sorry and his walking sorry not sorry, but right, I'm going? Am I really going? Am I really going to a wedding? Oh? Sorry? Excuse me? You're going to a football name of people you don't know, right, but I want to believe it even you didn't even and you're not even paying for tickets and support the institution. Ninety percent of the people there aren't going to know any of the players either. They're just like Rutgers Proud, where'd you get the shirt from? I'm support the college but on an Amazon. Yeah all right, he so not a penny that goes to the school. Oh you know, I can't wait here. So you're trying to say Ad buys the blue leg shirts outside the concert and focks the band over. So I need so I need a horrible person. So I am a horrible person. So I need to actually learn some fucking football players in order to have the right to wear a Rutgers shirt and some fucking football. Yes, I go fuck yourself with Sari and Verdie. And that is how people from come and talk to each other. Oh the way we just talked to each other a little while. Ayaess, okay, great, yes, all right, this is this is our last segment, right, Nope, we have another one after this.

00:42:10
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, really because uh, I guess I'm miscounted. Well, let's do a quick segment. I'm gonna pay a little bit of audio. I'm not going to play all of the audio I have. I play some of it and we'll see how it sounds. Uh, what's wrong with this commercial?

00:42:23
Speaker 1: Scary? Just hearing the word I r S can make people break out in a cold sweat. What's the problem with that? Replay it? O more time. Just hearing the word I R S can make people break out in a cold sweat. I R S is not a word. Thank you, Thank you for realizing that. How does this company put a commercial on the radio and call I R S a word? It's a term, it's an abbreviation. You should say, hey, hearing I r S, hearing the term I R S, hearing the frame the free that we're okay.

00:42:56
Speaker 4: This? You know how?

00:42:57
Speaker 1: You know how Google works? Right? Scary, unfortunate When you search for something, Yeah, I wonder, well, how do the results come up on Google? It comes I'm going to make them money? Does Google make them money? Well? I will, you know what I mean a lot of people don't realize this, but we're gonna I'm just gonna take you all to school right now. Yeah, let's let's take people's school before. When you google something, the very first thing, the first few things that pop up were paid for to be pinned to the top. And they say in sponsored and not always not always well search results, you pay, you pay to play, you pay to be top billing like so right, if I owned a deli, If I owned a deli and I want and you do a search in that area for that deli, for delis or food. I can pay to have my deli come up first, right, I could pay top dollar. People think that the first answer is the most accurate. Never not necessarily. It could be, but it's not necessarily when you google facts, facts or facts like if you like, what's the capital of New Mexico, you're going to get the fact scary, what's the capital of New Mexico Albuquerque? Or is just going at Santa Fe, Santa Fe. I'm gonna go with Santa Fe. You're going with Santa Fe? Is at your final answer? Yes, okay, what's the It's Santa Fe. It's Santa Fe.

00:44:22
Speaker 2: Anyway, The point is, let's listen to this now that you know that mind blowing for some people here, listen to this commercial. This is a testimonial from a woman about the product in the commercial.

00:44:34
Speaker 1: I literally googled best online life Insurance. Latter life insurance popped up. She literally googled. Literally, she literally literally she literally, let's play it again. I literally, I literally googled best online life insurance. Latter life insurance popped up. First of all, how do you not literally google? How do you you just google it? She did there intentionally wrote the script for somebody to talk talk like someone maybe in the market. That is a script, it's a testimonial. The point is, she said, I googled, I googled.

00:45:06
Speaker 2: The best life insurance, and this part and this put up, so it has to be the best.

00:45:10
Speaker 1: It does not. No, it doesn't. That means the right. They paid. They paid, They paid for replacement, they played for the they paid to be at the top. Here's how Google works. Google works. First of all, we already established you you pay for placement. A lot of people are hearing this and realizing this now for the first time about any any search engine does this. Yahoo bang all of them. They look for keywords. So if you if you in your website and your coding and buried into your website pages, you stick the word best all over, then best is going to come up when you search best. Yeah, if you search best life insurance and the word best is gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna search for best life insurance. Here's a company called Best Life Insurance. Yeah, hey, that's why she chose it. I chose it because I googled best life Insurance. I literally googled it. I got my yeah, we could. We could literally best make best, yeah, we could. We could funniest podcasts, we could pay, we could pay in a Google search to come up first. We'll use our marketing budget. We don't have a marketing budget.

00:46:12
Speaker 2: Shit, you know we should do We should start to go fund me with the slices and use all the gofund me money to get better placement on Google for funny podcast Yeah.

00:46:22
Speaker 1: Why not? And then we'll spend all that money on on on advertising for the Brooklyn Boys podcast, right, and for merchandise and for you know whatever. Yeah right, I like that. I don't know.

00:46:34
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you know we've been talking about bad fantasy football names of course, and and stop using touchdowns the TD for touchdowns as references old yeah, like, oh.

00:46:45
Speaker 1: Home of the TDS whatever. See. This is an announcer on the NFL Network this past weekend during a football game. I think it was the Niners, but here it is. Listen to the way he says multiple touchdowns.

00:47:00
Speaker 5: Thirteen nothing, an extra point coming home, double of titties for Jennings. Let's do it again, double titties for Jennings. He said, a couple of titties, double of titties for Jennings. He said titties. He said titties.

00:47:15
Speaker 1: He said titties, but I don't think he meant to just say s. Don't said titties. What do you say? Why don't you say touchdowns? Nothing? An extra point coming home, double of titties for Jennings, A couple of titties, gobbler gobbler t tts. He's gobbling up some tabbling gobbling TV. Nothing an extra point coming home. Double of titties for Jennings, gobble tittes, gobbler t You have that for Thanksgiving? The gravy. Please, you're gonna have a gobbler TV. Yeah? I have some other Oh I don't know. I don't know why I have these clips. Hold on appreciate on social media. No, that's what edited. All right, those are my two clips for today. Oh what's pumpkin? No, I didn't edit it.

00:47:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are just the titties and the the I r S. I literally Google, can you literally litten and wonderful source of information? I literally that you have to take the results with a grain of salt when it comes to you know, oh, best piece in the area, by the way, best piece in the area. You know, I belong to a couple of Jersey pizza Facebook pages, right, ye know you that?

00:48:15
Speaker 1: Uh huh?

00:48:16
Speaker 2: Somebody uh wrote on the page, Hey, where is the best pizza in New Jersey?

00:48:25
Speaker 1: How do you fucking answer that? Yeah? People very vague when they write to me as well. They want my expertise on restaurants, bars, lounges, and like, Hey, coming to New York City for a weekend. Scary what you got? I'm like, uh, I need you tell me about your price point? Who are the people you're with? What are you looking to get into? Where you're staying in the city? The city is a big place. What's your price range? Price ranges are probably the most the first thing I asked them, right, Like, I try to live on scary drinks. Tequila that's expensive. You don't want you don't want his advice if you don't want spend money. All right?

00:49:01
Speaker 2: Speaking of a Facebook somebody somebody wrote this, Okay, I know they were looking to make friends, and it's not a friend of mine. This was in a group that I'm in and it's somebody who now lives in this area of New Jersey and they wrote, are there any ladies living in the Bergen County, New Jersey area.

00:49:24
Speaker 1: Duh, Yeah, so I wrote, no, they're all dead. There are no ladies living in the like. What she met was, are there any women in this group in the in the rams area, in the in the first of all, Bergen County is massive. Bergen County is like a quarter of New Jersey. I'm exaggerating, maybe it's a sixth, but it's a big area. Huge. She wants to know, are there any ladies living in the Bergen County, New Jersey area? Yeah, I would imagine a million. I would imagine it's at least a million women living in that area. It's a big lot of coverage area. Yeah, I wrote, no, they're all dead. There's no women living in the entire coverage area of that area. There was a video of let me, let me pull this up. There was a video of a woman hanging on the bottom of a hot air balloon. She's hanging from the bottom of a hot air balloon by what. Nope, she's just holding onto the bottom of the hot air bone what. She has a parachute on, and she's talking to the camera. She's looking up drinking a bottle of water, and then she lets go and falls off the hot air balloon and pulls the parachute. I could never Uh it made me. It made me sick watching it. That She's just like, okay, bye, seilator Geron.

00:50:43
Speaker 2: So this person the first comment on the video ready from a woman who it's she claims to be an English teacher or he claims to be an English teacher and his name of his profiles is English teacher. He writes, trust me, this looks way scarier in real life. Huh yeah, I have to t First of all, the trust me part is great. Trust me, this looks way scary. No fucking kidding, no fucking kids like watching a shark video and saying, you know, the shark is scarier when you're in the water with it. Well, yeah, that was a very There was a necessary comment. Trust me, this looks way scarier in real life. So not only is he saying an obvious thing, but he's saying trust me, Like, hey, you guys aren't going to believe this. Hold on for a second. Everybody, sit down, get a seat. Are you gonna be sitting for this because you're gonna be shocked. Okay, hanging off the edge of a hot air balloon and letting go. Get this ready? I know you probably thought otherwise.

00:51:39
Speaker 1: Were you ready? It's scarier in person? No? Yeah, trust me? No shit, Sherlock, No, no, you gotta trust me. A stranger on Instagram trust me. I know you're thinking this guy's crazy. How could it be scarier in person? No? No, this guy lived it. He knows he's speaking for us. Hey, you know that video of the guy pointing a gun at the phone and it looks like the gun's pointed at you? But yeah, phone, Yeah scary. Trust me. I want you to trust me on this. It's scarier in person in real life. If I really had a real gun pointed at me in real life, yes, yeah.

00:52:15
Speaker 2: And if you watch Texas chainsaw massacre. I need you to trust me on this. You don't know me, but trust me. If you're in a room with a killer with a chainsaw, it's scarier in real life.

00:52:23
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. Trust me. People are dumb. Just hey man, I need you to trust me. Trust bro Glynn Boys Podcast. We will be right back. So you're on your way to play pickleball in a couple of minutes. Yeah, I gotta go.

00:52:40
Speaker 2: So which reminds me, I have a quick pickleball store, and and then I gotta get out of here. I think I told you about this woman who claims everything that if you're on our team, because you guys, we all rotate. If you're on our team, anything you hit is in, she argues, it's in. And if you're on the opposite team, she argues the balls out.

00:52:56
Speaker 1: Now, that was out. That was out. She's adamant about it. It's her own line judge. While in the game, it's gotten to the point you gotta trust her. Trust trust her, trust me. It's it's in in real life. Trust me, not only. But here's the thing. People are starting to call her black Cloud Betty because everybody who plays with her she's like she has resting bitch face. She never smiles. She's just serious and you can't make her laugh. She just move. So one guy was like, you know that cloud that follows pig Pen and the Charlie Brown at TV shows. Yes, she's the cloud, like it rains when she walks on the court, like Debbie Downer. So I have a little gym bag. It's a Mets gym bag, if you must know, and I keep it on the side, and people keep water bottles and you know, a towel or whatever. So I bring a giant bottle of Poland spring water with a sports cap, you know, the little sports the water in your mouth, yep. And it's like a it's like fifteen inches tall. And some people keep their water bottles on the bench on the side of the court. Yes, So I walk over and I reach down and there's a like a seven inch water bottle, not Poland spring with a blue cap on the ledge, and my bag is on the floor. I reach into my bag with my back to the court, and I lift out my giant bottle of Poland spring water and I squirt some water in my mouth and I put it back in my bag, and she yells, hey, you're drinking from my water bottle. So I turn around and go, what, yeah, excuse me, you just drained from my water bottle. So I reached down to my bag.

00:54:31
Speaker 2: I said, I'm pretty sure I know the difference between your water bottle on the bench that's seven inches tall with a blue cap, and my fifteen inch high sports bottle with a green label.

00:54:40
Speaker 1: It's this Poland spring. So she says oh, and turns back and goes back to playing. Oh, that was it. It's all I got from. Oh, it's the first fucking thing she said outside of pick a ball. And she has a new thing now. She gives everybody advice. She coaches you. Right, So if a ball coming at your head quickly, and you're you're back at the in the back of the court, like deep, not near the net. If a ball is like let's say, eye level, it's probably gonna go out because it's coming fast at your head, right, So you let it go and it's out and you get the point. But if you're in the middle of the court, you can't always tell, right. Or if you're close to the net, someone came to bow really hard, but your reaction is to hit it because it's coming at you really fast. You don't always know, hey, this might land out or might land in, so you make a judgment call. So I was playing with her a few days a couple of days ago, and I'm at the net and a ball comes whizzing at me right really hard. But the person who hit it was out of position, so I whack it to where the person should have been standing, and we get the point. And she says to me, scary. What do you think she said? You think she said nice shot? No, hey man, nice shot? All right filter. Yeah, no, she didn't say that. She is. You shouldn't let it go. It's showing out the trajectory. Yeah, of course, so I said, I hit it in though he's got the point. Yeah, but in retrospect you got the point. But you should have hit it out. You should have let it go. It was going out. The ball was coming at me at forty miles an hour at my head. I reacted quickly. If I don't have cat like reflexes, we're gonna lose a lot of points. Yeah, I know, but you need to get better at knowing when the ball's going out. I said, you know what, you know. It's interesting. You're not my coach. So I'm good, were good, I'm good. So this there's a there's a Yiddish word. I mean you every other word for bisina, fabisina? What is that?

00:56:34
Speaker 2: Fabiscina is a miserable, unhappy, complaining. I know you're thinking it's Brodie. It sounds a little like him.

00:56:42
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. Forbina, it sounds like one of those one of those medications that you take with the seventeen thousand side effects? Right, are you taking forbiscina? Yeah, doctors should only recommend fabisina in the most extreme of circumstances. That effects may include diarrhea. Uh yeah, this is what the meaning word the Yiddish word for bissoner. For bissoner refers to an angry, bitter and vocal person man. The feminine form of the verb is forbisina. So I said she's a fora Yeah, hey, for it comes from the word the German word far bison, which means embittered or bitter, because Yiddish is a combination really of German and Hebrew. So forbisina, there's a good word for your slices. People. Should you want to insert somebody and have them not know what you're talking about? You, you know what inad call him a bitch? Go you're a forbisina? People shouldn't what is that? Should not take if they are side effects like diarrhea and early death. If you're pregnant, please don't take the plan to be p plan to be don't take all right on that note, you're educational. On that note, guess what I'm going to leave everybody with right now, don't do it. No, don't do it. No, no, David Brody, I've surprised everybody. I didn't even tell you. We're gonna leave this right here. We're not even gonna play an outro theme song because I'm brought down. We we'll talk about it next week. I brought with me the audio of MJ from NJ on the Morning Show. Well, we will talk about it, okay, we'll play it again next week on the next episode. So we're going to leave everybody with it right now. It's five minutes. This is an excerpt from Elvis Duran and The Morning Show and MJ from MJ. MJ who leaves talkbacks and we love you, MJ. We love you. Yes, we do love it.

00:58:34
Speaker 3: We're playing it okay. So here it is, guys, You're welcome. We got a problem here. Line twenty. Mary Jane wishes to wish diarrhea. She wishes to wish diarrhea on some What happened, Mary Jane?

00:58:47
Speaker 4: Yes, Hi, can you hear me?

00:58:49
Speaker 1: Absolutely? You sound loud and clear? Tell everyone what.

00:58:53
Speaker 4: It was about five in the morning in New Jersey going to my stink class. It was still up. I didn't see anybody behind me. All of a sudden I got I get clipped on the left side. I spin around all over incoming traffic. But it really wasn't anybody on the road. I hit a drive and repair shop, king ponging. The guy sped away because this is what the witness says, and he just FD my car. He messed my car up really bad. I had to please and everything, and it caused a big inconvenience. I'm gonna rent a car, going to work late as usual.

00:59:32
Speaker 3: But this is a hit and run as clear as it can be. This hit and run happened to you. Didn't stop, irres.

00:59:40
Speaker 1: I hate hit and run people.

00:59:42
Speaker 4: And they hear me.

00:59:43
Speaker 1: Ye, so you want to wish diarrhea on the hit and run?

00:59:48
Speaker 4: Oh my god, And they hear me.

00:59:50
Speaker 1: Yes, we can hear. We're here. We we are listening to you.

01:00:02
Speaker 4: Oh you are listening to me.

01:00:03
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear. Sorry, it's okay, we heard.

01:00:09
Speaker 4: I am so sorry.

01:00:11
Speaker 1: I love your show.

01:00:12
Speaker 4: Thank you decided to be on it. It's crazy. I just I have to waste the insurance company to pull me up. It's a whole big mess. I felt like I was in one of those right this saucer cup at Disney or something, you know, ping ponging all over the other cause I didn't tell the auto body shop I hit the other cause, I mean they were closed, so I hope they don't have me on camera.

01:00:37
Speaker 1: And then.

01:00:39
Speaker 4: Utility, that was the last thing somebody did. They were coming out of work.

01:00:46
Speaker 1: So can you hear me? Can you hear us?

01:00:50
Speaker 4: It was just it was horrifying.

01:00:52
Speaker 1: I know, I hear you. Can you hear us? Can you hear us?

01:00:55
Speaker 4: You just don't have any control on that man?

01:00:57
Speaker 1: Whoever it was? Man? Can you hear so? Slow? Hello? Can you hear me?

01:01:03
Speaker 4: Thirty three? Because it was pouring out?

01:01:06
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. Can you can you hear us? Hello? It was terrible? Can you Mary Jay? Can you hear me?

01:01:17
Speaker 4: I can't hear you. Yeah, Hi, sweetie, I can't hear you. I don't like to stand. I just I'm just yapping here.

01:01:26
Speaker 1: I don't know.

01:01:29
Speaker 3: I love your story. Okay, Wait, you want to wish Hello? You want to wish diarrhea on.

01:01:34
Speaker 1: The hit and run guy?

01:01:36
Speaker 4: Yes, I want to. Yeah, I'm showing it was a guy because what the witness said, it was this big blue pickup truck. I can't stand I mean I'm driving slow because of that horrific that Friday, I mean, New York was horrestic. I sir al the water.

01:01:50
Speaker 3: But yeah, on the guys, Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying to fill out the report here. Can you repeat everything.

01:01:59
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, no, don't.

01:02:04
Speaker 3: By the way, I love how you. You hit and run cars as well, and you're admitting it on the radio.

01:02:10
Speaker 1: But you don't want anybody I know.

01:02:12
Speaker 4: I hope, oh shoot, I hope they don't know.

01:02:14
Speaker 3: What's me?

01:02:18
Speaker 4: No, what's crazy is I passed the pot that I hit the other day a car both cause gone.

01:02:27
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the cameras.

01:02:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Mary Jane, I that's awful that happened to you, and we're so sorry. I'm hitting the run. That's just what a what a travesty. Let's wish diarrhea on them.

01:02:45
Speaker 1: Yea, we wish diarrhea upon you.

01:02:50
Speaker 3: There, Juicy, You're so welcome, even though you casually admitted to a fello me on the radio.

01:03:00
Speaker 1: Station, diarrha on someone and she did the same thing. This is awesome.

01:03:09
Speaker 3: This is my favorite moment of the day. Hey, listen, thank you Mary Jane, you have have a safe day out there. It's crazy. It's crazy, I tell you, I know, I know.

01:03:18
Speaker 1: Thank you, I love you more.

01:03:22
Speaker 3: She's awesome, awesome. I'm not quite sure what happened there, but she's fabulous. Sometimes you just gotta wish diarrhea on people I don't know.