#258: Brody & Swiftie... Swiftie & Brody

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Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up? Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Why start up? Brooklyn Boys? Start up up? They making noise data?

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Speaker 2: Start up dot Up, Episode two fifty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, Hello, Hi, fancy meeting you here, David Brody. What are the odds to one? Maybe two to one, one to one. I think it's one to one, one hundred one. Yeah, because we scheduled it, that's why.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew we were gonna be here. Wow. Man, busy week everything's flying by.

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Speaker 2: We're on the cusp of Memorial Day weekend, which I'm excited about.

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Speaker 1: All right, aren't you excited? Nah?

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Speaker 2: I don't care one way another.

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Speaker 1: Get the f.

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Speaker 2: Out of here, Noah, it doesn't I'm not going away this weekend, yess you.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna do something fun this weekend? I am.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later, but I'm not going away. So it's another weekend for me. And since I'm not working, it's another weekend for me. You know, it's crazy, it's gonna blur. Yeah, I'd like to know what's going on. What are you cooking up in that laboratory of yours? Something's going on back there, David Brody and you know, and I'll just be well, let me talk to this license for a second. This man has been so difficult to reach and to schedule you would think that he's some foreign diplomat or something. This guy's got a crazy ass tight schedule, tighter.

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Speaker 1: Than me and you know me.

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Speaker 2: Guys, wait a minute, are foreign diplomats hard to schedule?

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Speaker 1: With a consolate? You know? People that are on the move? Oh, like always?

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Speaker 2: How about let's call it. You know, this guy's like a rock star on twit. I don't know about that rock star on tour. You may think I have a busy schedule, which I don't really think I do. But you were an hour late today's podcast with no with no phone call or update or what happened to you. We were supposed to record an hour ago and I texted you and I said, hey, I need another twenty minutes, and you never applied. And then I texted you again reply what were you doing? And were you not aware that it was four o'clock? It wasn't recorded four o'clock. I had some we had an event this morning on top of the Intrepid, you know, the aircraft carrier in the sit at four o'clock at night. No, it was, it was it was a morning show, live broadcast. But then after that, yeah, I hit a lot of traffic coming home. And then next thing, these hours, then the next thing, you know, jet Ski Brian hits me up and he's like, oh dude. Yeah, He's like, let's let's go to lunch. So I said, I don't know. I got stuff to do today.

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Speaker 1: I got things.

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Speaker 2: Then he's like, but this great place with awesome chicken parm and we really should.

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Speaker 1: Check it out. So I said, fuck it, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Then one thing begat, the next we get the next and next thing, you know, I'm like, oh my god, I'm linked to my podcast. Right, But so here are you at four o'clock?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not here obviously, not right. I just got to not buy a phone or by a clock. No, So I'm not. I'm not the busy one. You are?

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Speaker 1: You you know?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you know what Palma pulling a chicken palm card on me, by the way, president.

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Speaker 1: Precedence, where you're going for chicken palm?

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Speaker 2: Uh, I'm a local place a couple of towns over that I'm a big fan of. And uh my daughter is not a fan of sauce it doesn't like tomato products. She doesn't like ketchup, so then she actually would prefer chicken milonnaise, where you still he wants chicken palm but no sauce. Well, hold on a second. Chicken milonnaise is the breaded, pounded chicken cutlet right, Yeah, and you throw some whatzael on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now you got chicken millonnaise with what's itdel But it's still chicken mili.

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Speaker 1: I mean without the sauce. The sauce makes it the palm.

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Speaker 2: No, the palm, the whole recipe makes it the palm.

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Speaker 1: Oh. We talked about this once before, didn't we.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not get into that. But I ordered too.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: So I call up and I say, hey, listen, I need I'm ordering a dinner. I want to pick it up at such and such time.

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Speaker 1: Hmmm.

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Speaker 2: And I said, I need a chicken palm with cappellini. And one of the things I like is they have a garlic marinara sauce, so I have them put that on the spaghetti that's on the side and not on the chicken palm. The chicken palm comes in one tin, but regular sauce and the other tin that comes with the spaghetti. I haven't put a different sauce. I get a little variety, you know, on a leg, a little variety. Yeah, so yeah, right, exactly so. So I said, okay, give me that, give me a Sicilian corner slice, because that's you know, I got to have my Sicilian corner slice. And I said, then I need another chicken palm. No sauce, So she says, so, no sauce on the fro on the chicken palm, the one that you wanted garlic marit.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: No, a second one, no sauce. So the two of them have no sauce.

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Speaker 1: No no.

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Speaker 2: The first one has sauce. Ordered that forget about that one. I feel I'm a whole a comedy act. I feel like this is like a comedy routine. That's what it felt like. I could not It took me a couple of minutes to get her to just take a breath right down. The second one as a separate thing. Don't confuse them. That's why I separated them with a slice of Sicilian, like, give me the first one the way this way, I like it, the slice of pizza, right, and then I ate a second one chicken palm.

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Speaker 1: No sauce.

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Speaker 2: Just oh, so you don't want sauce on the chicken palm? No, no, I still want sauce on the first chicken palm. I want sauce on the second Chary. So it took a couple of minutes, all right, Well anyway, so you're going out with a chicken palm. You had chicken palm. That's what I'm saying. We are two peas in a pod. Yeah, it's crazy because.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was waxing nostalgic. Is that? Whoa? Whoa? What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Wax nostalgic? Were you waxing your own d No? Waxing? When you wax nostalgic.

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Speaker 1: It's wax on. It's a it's a phrase.

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Speaker 2: It's a yes, I'm aware, an idiomatic expression.

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Speaker 1: If you will, right, if you want.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was when so we did our Alvis Durant show, a live broadcast on the Intrepid today. Now, I hadn't been there in so many years since I was like, I hadn't been in the Intrepid since I was a kid. But I remember so many class trips to the Intrepid, and it just brought back so many memories. You have to see what they've done with the place. By the way, it's it's curtains. They put up new curtains. No, it is so beautiful. It is refer if you haven't been in years ago. Five years ago, I was there for Fleet Week. Well here we are Fleet Week and that's which is also why we were there today. But man, oh man, it was something else and and so that got me thinking, Man, you know, I really should get to know my city. You know, we live here and we take things for granted. Now, maybe not you, but I do. And we're in a city that you're in right now where you ever you've grown up or whatever. You may not think there's cool things to do there, but to others, the grass is always greener. I'm coming to your city and I'm looking for these awesome things. The Intrepid is like one of the top five attractions in New York City.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's there's there's so much.

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Speaker 2: I feel not a sponsor, no, no, no, So I'm just I'm just feeling like, from here on out, I should go to the top of the Statue of Liberty. Never been you know, I should probably go to the top of the Empire State Building haven't been in years. So you know, I want to do these things that only tours start. Maybe I should hop on one of those those buses, the tour buses of New York, and be a tour in my own a tourist in my own town.

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Speaker 1: You should be. So I'm just saying you should do that. I don't know we did this way. I don't know. Maybe we'll learned something. Who knows.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I can't believe it's been under our nose, but we've been driving by it all these years.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been inside the damn thing, like I said, I have.

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Speaker 2: I was there a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: If you were, and then did you go, Did you see the concord?

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Speaker 2: No, but I saw no. No, I did not see the concord, but I know they have the concord on board the concord. Wasn't that the plane that used to.

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Speaker 1: Fly super Concorde SST Transcontinental.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it did the US to Europe, like to England in like two hours and forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It was a joint project between Air France and British Air British Airways. Yeah, they were the only two ones and the most amazing things flying that you could see. And it mostly flew out of New York and so you'd see it nowing in flying out to the museum. Now, yeah, isn't that great. There was also a submarine on board too, and a space capsule. It's not a very it's not a very good submarine. If it's on top of a ship.

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Speaker 1: It's down below job below deck?

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Speaker 2: Is it? If it's not a submarine at that point? Isn't it like an above marine? I guess you could call it that. It's no longer sub and it's not under the marine, under the water it I do want to speaking of submarines, my wife and I were at a play. Oh, there was a show a couple of weeks ago, and we're sitting in front of a family of I guess it was grandparents maybe, and they're teenage to early twenties year old grandkids yep, and the parents. It's three generations. And the older people were talking to the twenty somethings their grandkids, I guess, and he says, oh, how the seats, grandpa, And he says, ugh, I gotta be honest with you, my eyes aren't good. The way we're sitting I could use a periscope. Wait a second. A periscope is is what you would look through on a submarine. That's the underwater TileScope. He met a men telescope, he said, periscope. Then the next thing he said that. I was like, what he says again, not understanding how the internet works. He says, I know you like liquorice. No, I'm sorry. The mother now, the mother, not the grandparents. The mother who's probably in her forties, maybe fifties, fifties maybe, She says, oh, dad, I found a place online that sells liquorice, six flavors. I know you love licorice. He says, oh, well, that sounds great. She says, I just I can't remember the name of the place. Well, I'd love to get it. Yeah, I don't know. I lost it. I had it, I don't I can't find it. I wrote it down, I can't find it. And so I'm listening to them talk for like five or six minutes. The twenty something year old daughter with granddaughter is not saying a word, and she's like, I found it. I was so excited. So I She's like, I don't know where would you get him?

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Speaker 1: You know whatever.

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Speaker 2: So so I turn around and go, I'm sorry interrupted. You know, you can just google licorice six flavors. Of course you can google. Yeah, you can google various flavors that we can find one hundred websites. It was as if it was the only website on the planet that sold more flavors of licorice than black and red. I mean, this is just a recurring problem with society. We have computers in our pockets, but we don't use them. We asked questions pretty much, anything that comes out of your mouth that you could ask in the form of a question, you could have the answer to if we put it into the search bar of Google. Right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll give you an example.

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Speaker 2: So there's a guy I follow on Instagram and he's very political, doesn't matter who what, And he put up a definition. It looked like a dictionary definition, but it wasn't a dictionary and it was of the word fascism. Okay, he was talking about fascism. Doesn't matter. Why so some guy says, that's not the definition of fascism.

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Speaker 1: I was taught in school. Where did you get that from?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: Where is that? Where is that definition from?

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Speaker 2: Right? It's okay. So then somebody writes, what does it matter that? He writes, what's it your fucking business? And that edy guy writes, it looks like a good enough definition. Well, it's not the definition I wanted. I'm looking for the definition and where he got that definition. And this is going on now for like I don't know twelve posts. These three or four people are fighting with this guy. He's like, well, I'm an intellectual and I like to know things, and I'm trying to learn where he got this definen. And look, the guy follow is very popular, he's got a million followers. He's not seeing all these posts. So he's going to answer this guy and tell him where he got the post from. Right, he screenshoted something with the definition of fascism and he put up So this guy's like, well, if you'd ever expand your horizons, and you were you were. I went to college and I have a master's degree, and I write to know, so I just said, so, I googled, I looked at the words in the definition. I put the first sentence in, go, go, I hit enter scary and it comes up, Lo.

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Speaker 1: Behold, low, and behold you found the source.

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Speaker 2: So I So, I replied to the guy, and I said, hey, I may not be an intellectual, but I'm smart enough to know. If I want to know where something came from on the internet, I google it.

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Speaker 1: Highlight a few words, and you know it in the Google bar and hit search.

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Speaker 2: Right, So I typed the first words of the first sentence and I hit enter. Here's the website. Now, can you stop fighting with each other? Please?

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Speaker 1: Ay? Oh, thank you so much. That's what a clever idea clever. That's not clever.

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Speaker 2: It was clever in nineteen ninety eight. It isn't clever now. Holy shit. He's like, I'm an intellectual. I have a master's degree on NBA.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you didn't graduate from Google dot com, you dumbass.

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Speaker 2: The book Glynn Boys podcast. We will be right back.

00:14:03
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you know I here's another reason why I was late to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You don't care.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: Essentially, I got I ended up diving deep into my my camera my camera roll.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my camera roll, and uh yeah, he depicts.

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Speaker 2: Now, now, when you say camera roll, do you mean what the iPhone calls your photo gallery or an actual photo role on an old camera? You found No, it's called camera roll. It's that is what the I know I was checking. Android users might not know that. Well, okay, well in my photo library, my gallery, well it's gallery on androids.

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Speaker 1: And I got lost. I got lost in emotion as a well.

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Speaker 2: It was what I was doing was I was trying to see all the pictures that I took with Taylor Swift so I can start posting them because because I'm going to see taylors Hey, shut up, dude, because you're going to see her too, right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not posting all my like nine pictures with Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 2: Do you have nine pictures with Taylor Swift? Because I can only find about I have three? Oh I have more than that. No way, Yeah, okay, are you gonna tailor me? I can out tailor. I'll tell you why. First of all, I met Taylor Swift for the first time in two thousand and eight. She came up to our old station in Jersey City. I have that picture, Okay. That's when I found won an award. She just wan to know in Jersey City. Yes, you sure, okay, I have that one. Each time she came up to the morning show, she and I used to have stick. Taylor and I had stick. We were we were, she remembered me, and you know, she's taller than I am, especially when she was heels, and so I have a picture with her. I have four pictures with her where I have a picture with her normally, and then I have her she squats on her hand like she squats a little bit and puts her hands on her knees, and so she's shorter than me. So each time we do that, that's two pictures. Then she came up at night to Ze one hundred and did a private concert of about fifteen people. I wasn't there for that, okay, And I had her do a parody just she and I and a couple of people filming it in a studio when Romeo was our night shock, I had to do a little parody where just heard a guitar, Romeo play me on the indirective nine at nine any song?

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Speaker 1: Wait, do you have that footage? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I have a little bit of it. Yeah, how'd you post it? It's this is the okay, all right, I'm gonna stop right here. I'm ahead, okay. So Taylor, when she performed for the like twenty winners out in the phone op area of two hundred. Well, she didn't like stand around. She had to go somewhere to like practice warm up. She used my desk to get ready, put makeup on to practice her guitar. Uh, and so the green room was my desk. So I have pictures of her at my desk at Ze one hundred when I worked there, and pictures of her pointing at a picture of herd with my kids picture. Why aren't you okay, you already beat me? Okay, you win this one? Did you win this one? I only have three on I have a picture of her, Oh no, no, I have a picture of her my family at a jingle ball.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my wife and my kids.

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Speaker 2: And then I have more pictures of her where I brought my kids when they were little and she hugged them, and I pictures of her hugging my kids. All right, and then wait then one more, one more to just shove you in the ground here. The last time she came up to the Morning Show was twenty nineteen, I believe Halloween. She was promoting the nineteen eighty nine album and she came up dressed as a peggacorn. She was a peggacorn she was a Pegasus unicorn. She called it a peggacorn. And I was dressed as star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy, except I had star Lord's jacket on and long black hair and black lipstick. I was Lord, her friend Lord, so I was star Lord. So I have a picture of her in costume. Okay, oh, hey, okay, all right. My point is, oh, but do you have a couple of pictures with us. She's in town at Medlive Stadium, three sold out shows this memorial. They would give us our Nash listeners that don't listen, that don't live in the area. Okay, yeah, biggest, this is the all people have been talking about for weeks. And I'm gonna go on record and say probably one of the biggest, the biggest concert and most sought after ticket of the in all of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now, if you saw.

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Speaker 2: The footage of her performing at the Link in Philadelphia, there was ten thousand people outside singing along who didn't get into the stadium. Here's a little public service announcement. If you happen to be listening to this before the weekend, you can't you can't do that. Here Taylorgate is canceled at MetLife. They're not allowing you in unless you have a ticket. That is that fact you can't hang out. I will be tailorgating because I'm going Saturday. Well okay, so am I? Well well wait a second, hold on, Still not what I was getting at. Okay, David Brody, Yes, why have you not been celebrating Taylor all month by posting on social media all your footage, the pictures?

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Speaker 1: I don't want the.

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Speaker 2: Video on shittypd making fun of me. Shittypd is is an account on Instagram that makes fun of jocks who put up pictures with dead celebrities and uh and show off their pictures with Taylor Swift. Were you gonna post your Tina Turner picture and that's what stopped you? Nahha, I do not have a picture with Tina Turner. I do have a picture with a similar artists like Stevie Wonder, but uh, not with Tina Turner. She did not come up to see one hundred right when I went all.

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Speaker 1: Right, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why you're allowing that to stop you from making a post.

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Speaker 1: But it's I have very cool I have.

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Speaker 2: The audio, uh somewhere of So I have the audio of Taylor with me, the whole song. You know what, next episode, I'll give you the audio. We can play it of Taylor doing my jingle with me in the room talking to her, just the two of us. Well, you should be focused when she was a star, not a megastar.

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Speaker 1: We should be.

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Speaker 2: Posting this on TikTok. You know how many views you'll get? Too many followers. Come on, now, I cannot believe in posting anything with you and Taylor. Okay, So the person from the promotions department, this is this is like twenty ten. The person in the promotions department who was supposed to film the entire process on a handheld little high definition what do they call those things? They look like little cassettes, but they were video things. Anyway, she stopped recording and I only got like twenty seconds of video. But I do have like the whole eight minutes recording session of her like messing up doing it again, messing up doing it again.

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Speaker 1: Is this priceless material?

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Speaker 2: Yes, That's why I was upset when she told me that the video didn't work. What I don't about, Hello, You're the problem. That you You should you should be you should be posting this stuff. Man about me with Taylor? Get out, Let's get it out there. It's relevant to now. This is awesome, this is this is a social media gold mine right now. You're on Saturday maybe for the show on Saturday. And don't you think the slices want to see it and hear it? You told Facebook page scary. You can see it. You can see all my pictures with Taylor.

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Speaker 1: You have to go back to twenty ten for that. No you don't. You go to my Celebs and Me gallery. Yeah, but nobody in New do that.

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Speaker 2: You got to repost it to bring it to the front.

00:21:03
Speaker 1: It's the forefront of showing off.

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Speaker 2: It's about it's about being relevant now and it's about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm crazy, Yeah, maybe not. It's about being relevant. It's about being relevant then when I was, when I was somebody. I'm not gonna meet her now, so I'm gonna put up an old picture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? Maybe I'll put up a gallery for the slice, you know what.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I'll put up the pictures of her like squatting down next to me so that I'm taller than she is, and then the picture of me. I mean, I'll figure out I'm just something. I'm just saying and are just so that's why. That's why I was, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I was, I was.

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Speaker 2: I was getting over three pictures. I think I may have four because the Peggacorn won. Oh you know what, I didn't get a picture the last time. The last time she was up was twenty twenty one, maybe yeah, and I talked to her, a nice conversation with her about he Dallas concert. But then she only took one group morning show picture with the hosts. I was probably I'm in that picture. Yeah, yeah, I was not in that one. She had a blue dress on, that blue glittery dress. Yeah, I remember, yeah, I was one she had to leave. They were like, I just got a picture when I had done, and I didn't get a picture. I'm not going to allow anyone to like shame me for posting up these pictures.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna say about Taylor, Not only am I a fan of her music?

00:22:19
Speaker 1: Is it wrong? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay, look I'm saying I've known her now, I mean as as a radio person would know her, you know, for fifteen years. Yeah, and I've met her eight or eight times. Maybe I really like her, like she's really nice and easy to talk to in a good interview, and she is. She's so good with little kids. She was so good to my girls when they were younger. I mean she met my kids for the first time fourteen years ago. Well she hugged them.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 2: Admittedly, admittedly, I'm a fair weather fan. Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. If you're swifty, I couldn't get tickets. You know who to hate, Okay, not me. I talk about this. I mentioned this on The Big Show, Okay, And the consensus is to anyone who says that I don't deserve to be going to the show because I'm not a big enough fan, well I'm gonna be singing along. I'm gonna be singing along to all her hits, so I'll know that those deep you know, listen the deeper cuts. I may be standing there and be like, okay, cool, this is awesome. I may not sing along as I don't know the words, and that's fine. And maybe a song or two I may may have not even ever heard of before. But that doesn't give anyone the right to say that I shouldn't be there.

00:23:32
Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: You know, Elvis made a great point on this, and that is oh yeah, scary. You could turn around and say, guess what. I was playing her songs and I throughout her entire career, I helped break her hits. I was there all along. I was there for the rock hold on, hold on speaking Yes, No, that's Elvis defending me. Oh but Elvis isn't going to the show, you know, but he's he defended me and saying his scary he goes for anyone, for anyone, for any hater who says that that you don't deserve to be going to the show because you're not a big enough swifty he said, tell him this. Hey, I was here in the beginning of her career. I'd met her a few times. I've taken some photos with her, and hold on, and I've played her music.

00:24:24
Speaker 1: So don't you played her music? Yeah, we have collectively.

00:24:28
Speaker 2: I work for the radio station that I've pressed the button on her songs.

00:24:32
Speaker 1: I've played her music, so wait, hold on. So I was just saying, hold on, let me finish my thought. So then.

00:24:41
Speaker 2: I could turn around and be like, what have you done for Taylor and her career and stick it backing anyone money on her. I would say to you that the girls who can't get tickets have probably juiced up her Spotify hits. They've probably bought CDs, posters, concert tickets, CD, what's a CD? Scary, girls are old enough to have bought See all my daughters have their CD R CDs, the Target exclusive ones. I had to buy it. I didn't get them free. I had to go to Target and.

00:25:09
Speaker 1: Get vinyl albums.

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Speaker 2: We do have some of the vinyl Yes, yeah, yeah, my kids are real fans. Okay, and scary to say that you played or one hundred played her hits, but you know what you haven't done. You haven't played her on Spotify, your phone, your radio, you don't play her music.

00:25:23
Speaker 1: And you know what this reminds me of. This reminds me of.

00:25:26
Speaker 2: My friend Scary who last week told me I couldn't see Blink Twannity two because I wasn't a real Blankquanity two fan.

00:25:33
Speaker 1: You remember that person?

00:25:34
Speaker 2: Yet I go to the radio station that played Blank Twanity two songs, and I have pictures with Blank Twinity two. I had pictures with Blankwinity two solo. I met them all solo when they broke up, and I took pictures with them. Yeah, they never broke up, by the way, big fan, only Tom left the band. Travis, Travis and Mark Hoppus never left the band. Hold on, that's a breakup when Tom leaves the band. No, it's not, because they kept They never broke up. They replaced. They replaced Tom with uh, somebody else, But they never broke up someone six ski horror.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know some dude from another band. Anyway.

00:26:11
Speaker 2: Point is Tom left and came back. They never stopped touring. I saw them without Tom in the band at Jones Beach a couple of years ago. Skip. Yes, it was Tom's last name. By the way, DeLong DeLong, right, all right, tom My. Point was they separated as a threesome. The band kept going, but they separated, and I saw. I met Travis privately, I met Tom.

00:26:41
Speaker 1: I don't okay, I don't you want to meddle for this. I met Mark. Yeah.

00:26:46
Speaker 2: I wanted to go to that concert, but you told me I wasn't big enough fan. I should have pulled. I should have called Elvis for advice, and Elvis would have said, Brody, you worked at a radio station. In fact, I worked at DC one on one with Elliott. That's all. That's an alt rock station and the rock station that played the crap out of Blank one any Two. Therefore, I should have been there in front of you.

00:27:06
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I don't care.

00:27:09
Speaker 2: This is about Taylor Swift, and this is about yeah, okay, being able to go to the show.

00:27:14
Speaker 1: Okay, and I can't Blank what Too?

00:27:16
Speaker 2: Now?

00:27:16
Speaker 1: You you want to fund yourself on Taylor. You're a big fan with Scary and Rudy. Don't don't wind me up. Don't wind me up. You you were. You didn't even want to see blank Whatity Too? You did?

00:27:31
Speaker 2: That's true. I absolutely would have gone to see Blink one any two. I like a lot a lot of their songs.

00:27:38
Speaker 1: A lot of them. All right, okay, okay.

00:27:40
Speaker 2: But that's okay, But you're going to I'm not a fan. But my my final question on Taylor, and we'll move on. Yes, yes, had you and your kids not had tickets but I did, would they have become those haters.

00:27:52
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, why to? Okay? So I was paid for my tickets.

00:27:57
Speaker 2: I paid, okay, So I was walking with my wife and kids to a restaurant just last night. Yeah, we went for dinner after graduation, and I said, funny story, because we were talking about going to see Taylor Saturday. I said, funny story, scary. You mentioned he's been trying to get tickets because he wants to go, and my wife starts laughing, my kids start laughing. They go So my wife says, he's not a tail Swift fan. I said, no, he's an event fan. I am an event fan, and yes, and I admit it that I want to go because it is an event and there's nothing wrong with that. Let's follow that up. Admittedly, I am a fair Weather fan. You can't be a fair Weather fan. You were never a weather fan.

00:28:43
Speaker 1: I am a I.

00:28:45
Speaker 2: This is an event, a spectacle, if you will, and I want to be there for it.

00:28:49
Speaker 1: What album is and you and I on?

00:28:51
Speaker 2: Or just sing me like one line from and You and I? I don't know, but you know you're testing me because I'm admittedly I'm not trying to tell you I'm a super fan.

00:28:59
Speaker 1: So why would why would I know that?

00:29:01
Speaker 2: Well?

00:29:02
Speaker 1: Okay would you? Okay? Was it one of her first four albums or second fourth? It doesn't matter either way.

00:29:07
Speaker 2: I'm gonna shoot the dark and say for one of her four first four albums. No, it was it was on the third album or second album from the band.

00:29:13
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, who knew? But different? Never all right? Okay, hey yeah we all right?

00:29:27
Speaker 2: Jet Ski Bryan on the on the top of the Jets brought another reason. Yes, part of why I was anarrow late so well no, actually, no, scratch that, No, this has nothing to do with this. Happened yesterday. We went to lunch two days in a row.

00:29:43
Speaker 1: Yesterday. Well, we've been eating a lot of lunch together. What do you do you know?

00:29:47
Speaker 2: Anyway, so, uh, we were on our way home and he goes, I gotta stop at Walgreens or whatever, CBS whatever. Then I gotta buy, I gotta buy. I gotta buy a gift card for Amazon. And I'm like, why, what do you need? What's the point of this? He says, I need two hundred dollars gift card for Amazon because the guy who hacked my account, my social media, my Instagram two months ago said that if I give him a two hundred dollars Amazon gift card, he'll give me my account back. So stop right there, rewind rewind let's go back to the beginning.

00:30:32
Speaker 1: Let's go back to.

00:30:33
Speaker 2: The very begining, a very good place to start. You got the Scamboni jingle?

00:30:40
Speaker 1: Ready, you want me to play the Scamboni jingle? On this one? Is a Scamboni hold on obvious Scamboni.

00:30:46
Speaker 2: Let me rewind Jetski. Bryan uses his instagram NYC jet Ski for business. He gets a lot of leads there. He's got one hundred and eighty two thousand followers. Yeah, business primarily, you know, he gets his bookings on there. So it's a about two months ago, someone broke in. Some hacker stole it and started offering, offering the thing for sale and then taunting him and saying, I want you to give me bitcoin, I want this that, And he was actually messaging the dude back. So it wasn't a bot, it wasn't some rent, it was somebody. It was just some kid. He did. I helped him, We tried. That's the second problem. That's well, that's Instagram for you. But the point is the kid he found out, it's probably some fourteen year old kid gamer in Iraq. That's where the kid said he was from. So so he was going back and forth with the guy and then he started haggling with him, and then he said, you know what, screw you. I'm not paying five hundred, five hundred dollars. I'm not I'm not giving you bitcoin. Fuck it, and then he kept We complained to Instagram together about it about Yeah, okay, yep, you told the Instagram who you are hell a Swift fan. Yeah, big fan, swifty, big fan, sifty so number by the way, thirteen. Okay, very good, you got that.

00:32:15
Speaker 1: Very nice. You know what she's feeling. She's feeling twenty two.

00:32:19
Speaker 2: She is.

00:32:20
Speaker 1: I don't know about you.

00:32:20
Speaker 2: When you're fifteen, you know, a lot goes on there too. So December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, what that's her birthday?

00:32:34
Speaker 1: So check this. I said to him, dude all along, I'm like, dude, don't give in. Don't give in. He goes and Jen Skiper I.

00:32:43
Speaker 2: Was like, let it, dotta I let a Yeah, I gotta give it a gift cut.

00:32:48
Speaker 1: If I give it a.

00:32:48
Speaker 2: Gift cut, when did Jesskeip Brian become Malon Brando and the Godfather. He's gonna give you like Lake camp bag, I like, give me, I said, don't do it. I said, let's just work through Instagram. This was two months ago, and then a month goes by. We can't we got nowhere. I tried to bring in all the big guns. Brody tried to get help him out in the best way possible, the only way I know how, heavy artillery using you know people, right, So, long story longer, nothing ever came of it, and then Brian's like, what am I I to do? I'm going to reach out to him. I'm going to give in. So he reached out to me. He goes, listen, it's me. I want I want my count back. What do you want? I don't have bitcoin not happening. The kid goes, I'll tell you what. I'll give you your count back. Because the kid probably just had it just sitting there and then never did anything with it. He said, two hundred dollars Amazon gift card.

00:33:51
Speaker 1: Give it.

00:33:51
Speaker 2: Go, get me one a card, scan scan the code, screenshot it. Let me get the numbers of deposit into my account. You can have your count back. So that's so yesterday we were on our way and I'm like, oh man, I can't believe you're doing this. He pulls over, he runs into CBS buys a two hundred dollars Amazon gift card screenshots, it sends it over to the.

00:34:14
Speaker 1: Kid, and then we wait. Now, Brody, your face palming right now because I know he's not getting.

00:34:24
Speaker 2: His account back.

00:34:26
Speaker 1: Why why do you say that?

00:34:28
Speaker 2: Because he's the guy's gonna take the two hundred dollars. Yeah, he's gonna put in his account. He's gonna spend it, right, and then he's gonna say, nah, I still want five hundred. Because he's a fucking piece of shit hacker. He's not some reputable guy. You can't do business with these people.

00:34:45
Speaker 1: You can't. I thought the same thing, but Brody.

00:34:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not even kidding you, and people are waiting.

00:34:55
Speaker 1: He got his fucking account back.

00:34:57
Speaker 2: The guy turned over his account and he changed the password immediately, and now NYC.

00:35:03
Speaker 1: Jetski on Instagram is back with Jetski.

00:35:06
Speaker 2: Brian, I hope he has a better password. Well here's what he should have done.

00:35:09
Speaker 1: Well, hold on a second.

00:35:10
Speaker 2: Hold on, okay, hold on, Oh this to my dismay, it's a Beastie Boys line.

00:35:16
Speaker 1: Isn't it shocking? My d too?

00:35:19
Speaker 2: Mydestest may, I could I couldn't believe it either, And I'm like Brian, I was wrong. I was floored. He got his freaking account back. He paid the ransom that a hacker wanted. He trusted the hacker that he was going to yeah, because he had to make the first move and give him, give him the gift card. The guy downloaded it, took the money right off the gift card, deposited it, realized it was real.

00:35:47
Speaker 1: Within a half hour, the kid turned his account over to him. What do he did?

00:35:55
Speaker 2: He emailed him his password back. He emailed him the password, and yeah, gave him, gave him control. All right, So now I don't know, tell me how that's a bad thing, because because people were trying.

00:36:07
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, what did he have to lose?

00:36:10
Speaker 2: Well, two hundred dollars okay, so a couple things. But his business is worth a lot more money. I mean, yeah, I get a good investment. I don't know how he got hacked. In other words, was his password like jet Ski Brian one or was it? Or did would the guy use some kind of algorithm computer thing?

00:36:25
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:36:25
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, let's say it's not hackable again. Right, Let's say his password is dollars on asterisk you know whatever, you and he can never figure it out. Okay, let's say he's not hackable on two factor. Here's what I would have done. I would have called Amazon. I would have given him the gift card number and told him what was going on, and tell them that it should go through, but the minute it's activated that they should not accept any purchases, or if it's used for a purchase, not ship the item. And then either that or build a guy for the money. No, it's wrong, it's right, it's right. First of all, you should have called it. There's no way he's gonna get through. What is he gonna Who are you gonna talk to? It's gonna ask the service calls you back immediately, right, But do you think they're gonna believe that? They must have a loss prevention department that you could explain things to. So you would have actually done the old bait and switch. Maybe you would have done that. Absolutely, Yeah, to a hacker. Fuck him.

00:37:23
Speaker 1: Also hold on.

00:37:25
Speaker 2: Also, I would still at this point I would get four hundred dollars back from Instagram because Instagram dropped the ball, never followed up, took months to take care of this and didn't cost him aggravation, business, lost business, and two hundred dollars, So I say Instagram opts him a lot of money. That's theoretically, but Instagram is going to tell you, listen, service, we're a free service, and you lost business. I mean you maybe you shouldn't be relying on us to carry you through. I mean, I don't think Instagram really would take any responsibility.

00:38:00
Speaker 1: I think they should. I mean, this isn't a perfect world, though, David.

00:38:04
Speaker 2: Really, if it happened to you, scary, would you be on the air talking about it it happened Elvis, would he be on the air talking about it, Yeah, but we're you talking to Would he be talking to the guy that we know who works in our digital department?

00:38:17
Speaker 1: Yes, right to get in talks on Instagram? Did you do that, fish, Yes? Yes I did. That was the that was the route we took.

00:38:24
Speaker 2: Right, So that's what I would have done, and I would I would go to that route and demand two hundred dollars back.

00:38:29
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's I think it's a moot point.

00:38:33
Speaker 2: You know, he got because he doesn't care about the two week password cost him two hundred dollars.

00:38:38
Speaker 1: That's how I said it was.

00:38:39
Speaker 2: How weak was his password? He told his password, how whatever it was, it was just you know, it wasn't it wasn't fifteen No, it wasn't. It wasn't doubly bolstered. It wasn't like a two factor thing. Point is he he got it back though? But see this is this is where you and I differ, Like this is only where you because you you call Amazon to try and fuck the scammer'd oh, absolutely great would it be for this podcast if I managed to fuck up the scammer?

00:39:09
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. You are something else, man, You are cut from a different cloth.

00:39:14
Speaker 2: You really are you really, I don't think because you know how much time and energy you would put toward dealing with Amazon and trying to convince them of this really rare of this really rare situation. How great would it be to save two hundred dollars and fuck over the guy who fucked you over? How great would that? What's the price of that? What's my time worth to be able to save for the rest of my life?

00:39:37
Speaker 1: I got hacked? I and I it's like it's you know what, it is scary.

00:39:41
Speaker 2: It's like when you give the guy the money in the briefcase and it's fake and it blows up blue Winkle over him when he opens up the lats.

00:39:49
Speaker 1: That's what you do, you blow that lit up. It's the podcast. We're moving fast today. We are scary.

00:39:58
Speaker 2: We we talked earlier about things we you do in Manhattan, you know we should do more things in our city. Yes, And you and I are talking about going to see a show in Greenwich Village called Sorry for Your Loss mm hmm. And it's playing at the Audible Theater on Manetta Lane in Greenwich Village and it's starring and written by Michael Cruz Kanye Like, who is Michael Cruz Kanye. Well, he's a writer for the Late Show at Stephen Colbert and he's a comedian, very very funny guy, and he had something very sad happened to him personally. It was a tragedy in his life, and he he made it into a humorous show about loss, and so it's it's something that we all had lost in our lives and he's turned into a funny way to laugh at the tragedy in your life. And they've they they're fans of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. They reached out to me personally and said, would you like to come see the show, and I said, you know, I would like to come see the show. I'm a big fan of Stephen Colbert's. I'd like I'd like to know who Michael is. Of course horse and that you know scare You know they invited you. You and I talked about this and we could both bring a date. I'm gonna bring my wife. You can bring whatever woman you're seeing in this particular time. Her name is Robine bringing a seat. Yes, whoever you see?

00:41:11
Speaker 1: Right? What are you talking about? Well, I'm married. I can't vouch for you all the time. I mean, you know you're not married. I guess I guess I'm married by law twice over right, fourteen years?

00:41:22
Speaker 2: Yes, No, you and Robin are tight. I don't mean that, Robin. I know you're listening. You know he's safe. Okay, So you and I have talked about going. The show's only running till June tenth. Oh, we kind of have to hurry. So I'm going to put me next week with my wife.

00:41:37
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:41:37
Speaker 2: So however, I've got a pair of tickets to give away because.

00:41:42
Speaker 1: I asked them. I said, I'd like to go.

00:41:44
Speaker 2: That's very nice of you, But could I give away a pair of tickets to this show Sorry for Your Loss, or any slices that happened to be in the New York area. Okay, and they said, yeah, we could do that. All right, great, So I have a pair of tickets to give away, so nice. So, uh, before I do that, let me give you the details they asked me to please throw in for the people that don't win. The show runs until June tenth. If you'd like to go or get more information, go to Sorry for Your Loss show dot com. Sorry for Your Loss show dot com.

00:42:16
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?

00:42:17
Speaker 2: And uh and you can get them a ticketmaster or pick them up at the box office on eighteen minutal Lane. You can google it if you don't know the addressal You just make sure you're in the if you're entering this contest, make sure you're in the New York City area until.

00:42:30
Speaker 1: Before before June tenth. Yeah, right, if you're coming in from all Ohio. So how do we win? How do we win?

00:42:36
Speaker 2: So here's what I was thinking. Uh, if you don't have Twitter, I I mean I was thinking of that's like most of the days.

00:42:44
Speaker 1: Or should we do? Yeah, so let's want to do we want to do uh Instagram. Yep, yep, we have to get monitor that account.

00:42:50
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so let's do Instagram the Brooklyn Boys podcast account the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

00:42:58
Speaker 1: Is it at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast? Okay?

00:43:01
Speaker 2: On Instagram that since the show runs until June tenth, Let's go the tenth person to d m US gets the tickets. We're going to count ten. Yeah, we'll just look for the tenth person a d m S and they wait. There's three different mailboxes and Instagram. You've just made it really complicated. Oh you fuck as a trivia question? A trivia question.

00:43:25
Speaker 1: Now that you know that you want to do the trivia question, everything's google able? Yeah, yep, all right, okay, ye great story.

00:43:36
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I do want to call you out on something later about a dog we we got we first of all, before that, let's just tie this up. This is a loose end and by the way, a complete surprise to me. I know, idea we were doing this, but okay, well I told you we we can do it last week. But I know, but I didn't didn't discuss how it was a surprised. I apologize. I apologize. So we have we have this way to give away tickets. I'll tell you what. Uh, we have one more commercial break left. Yeah, so we'll talking come back out. But let's pause for a second. All right, Okay, let's not pause now, let's continue on with this segment. Yeah, so we'll get back to how you're going to win. It's a very funny show. Very disjointed, David Brody, very disjointed. But gehead, but get ahead, go ahead. What about this dog you're talking about? I just want to call you out because I didn't call you out. I missed it, and you were called out on Twitter, and I don't have the clip, the audio clip I should, and I apologize. But last week you were talking about your brother's dog, Butters. I feel that Butters may be a racist. Well yeah, but you also said he eats all the food off the ground. You said he's a human vacuum cleaner, and I missed that. I apologize. So Frank Avalone on Twitter, Oh yes, I have a fam five seventeen pointed out that would make him a dog vacuum cleaner, not a human vacuum cleaner. Right, So he's just a vacuum cleaner. He's just a vacuum cleaner, right, But he's not a human vacuum cleaner. He's not a human vacuum cleaner because he doesn't have humans qualities or traits.

00:45:14
Speaker 1: It's very funny. Okay, so you're calling me out on that. I've called Frank called you out, and I'm just giving Frank. That's okay. I like Frank. I give you props to Yeah.

00:45:23
Speaker 2: Also I want to I want to thank Zip recruiter. They emailed me and said, have a job I'm perfect for according to my applicate, my resume, resume.

00:45:37
Speaker 1: But we found a perfect job for you.

00:45:39
Speaker 2: Click this link and it's for a Chinese news editor working out of Queens edit to edit for a newspaper Chinese language news. You know, you very fluent in Chinese, Mandarin, Cantonese. Called David Brody, called David Brody. Yeah, or I'm the guy. So thank you ziprocruider for recommending me for a position at a Chinese newspaper.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: It's great. Uh read a couple of email.

00:46:10
Speaker 2: I just think we should just if we have any talkbacks do that.

00:46:15
Speaker 1: That sounds like it's nail time.

00:46:19
Speaker 2: Welcome, You've got mail. You can still email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com got a nice one from Elaine talking about the pool situation and me hanging out in fancy ass pools when I'm not part of that hotel, but I use the wristband to sneak in. Scary, You're definitely stealing paid access or free access that comes with hotel. Room is not free to anyone that walks in. Why do they have wristbands? Can any person that walks by just enter and enjoy the space without paying? No, So this person, she thinks that anyway, love love, love the show. I'm fairly new to the pod, still catching up but also listening to the current ones. Didn't think it would be for me, didn't think it would.

00:47:08
Speaker 1: Be wrong for me to do that. Brody, scary, scary bro to you guys are awesome, love your chemistry.

00:47:15
Speaker 2: A lane from Atlantic City and then she includes a funny price sign which could be interpreted as a scamboni. It is basically a supermarket sign for bananas, and it says regular price forty nine cents per pound. The forty nine is slashed, and then it says you saved ten cents, and then it's like, oh, but the lower price is.

00:47:46
Speaker 1: Forty eight cents.

00:47:49
Speaker 2: So that's a savings of a penny, but it clearly says you've saved ten cents. So the sign is trying to in its misprint and is trying to scambony you unless you buy ten pounds of bananas, correct and then you get you then how about that?

00:48:07
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for that.

00:48:09
Speaker 2: Also, we got an email from Stephanie kingtone Gium Piccolo Jiump Piccolo just wanted to reach out and say I started in twenty nineteen when I listened to episode one hundred and then started from zero. Fell off listening when COVID happened. Took me a while to get into a routine. I habitually started listening catching up the last year had a lot of episodes to go through, so I started listening to You Guys at two point five times.

00:48:38
Speaker 1: The two point five sped up.

00:48:42
Speaker 2: Hold on, if you get a chance to listen to the podcast at two point five, you will get a good laugh. It was very hard to readjust to listen to all the jingles, intros and outros at normal speed. Afterwards, I cried last fall. When I made I cried, and when I made it to the episode right after the show, oh right after the shutdown happened, Brody, you had just went on to talk about how everyone was cheering in frontline workers and how it was a reminder that the world can come together. Maybe I imagined it because I think of it every year on September twelfth. That's right, very similar, very parallel. I think you even mentioned how everyone coming together during the shutdown was similar to that on nine to eleven. I was crying during that whole episode.

00:49:30
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:49:31
Speaker 2: Stephanie from Shrewsbury, New Jersey. So well listens to us at two point five times race? Okay, so she can catch up.

00:49:39
Speaker 1: I love what.

00:49:40
Speaker 2: I don't know what app she's using because the iHeart app only goes to two times of speed. So I want you to hear what we sound like at two times of speed and then realize she's doing two and a half.

00:49:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, here we play that. Butters did not like these winding guys. Wait, waitnute, how many even people have of color? Do you have your house? That's the point.

00:50:00
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you no size.

00:50:01
Speaker 1: It's not like it's like if you said to me, if you have two guys in your group, you're black. Yeah, how do you absorb any other material at that rate.

00:50:08
Speaker 2: I I okay, that's fans speaking and I can barely understand what I'm saying.

00:50:13
Speaker 1: And she's listening at two and a half. That's only two.

00:50:16
Speaker 2: I don't know how one of which he shows off, but both friend comes to the door by boy Jas Smoller only friends with Corooklyn.

00:50:21
Speaker 1: Why come in the run?

00:50:22
Speaker 2: Maybe these two guyshos parking because the strangers.

00:50:24
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't I don't know.

00:50:27
Speaker 2: Are you really absorbing the material? Are you really getting now that you know it counts? We get to listen for the gett listen. I got a free dessert from Ralph Gianata. Been a fan for a long time, listening to the Big Show many years. I'm up to episode eighty three. Oh you got some work to do, buddy, for a while listening in order. My daughter turned sixteen in May. Oh this is when was this sent? Oh at the beginning of the month. Oh excuse you, excuse me's fart? My wife the My wife and I purchased a twenty sixteen Dodge charger for her. Nice. Now you know you're a Dodge guy too, Brody. Everything seemed to go great at the dealership. A couple days later, the lending bank called my wife. The women at the bank wanted all sorts of information we had already given the dealership. My wife spent hours on the phone. Entire time my wife and the women at the bank thought my wife was the finance manager at the dealership. I was, let's say, angry that my wife had to take all this time on three separate days to handle what should have been taken care of by the dealership. My wife, being such a nice person, put up with it. Well, I say, nay, nay, where is your free dessert? I called the dealership, explained what my wife went through, asked if they were paying my wife a salary now since my wife is.

00:51:52
Speaker 1: Doing the dealership's job.

00:51:55
Speaker 2: Manager was taken aback by that one, but he was very upset about the situation, and the deal dealership installed four brand new Michelin tires on the charger for free, free of charge. Boom, free dessert. I do have to say, what great customer service the dealership has. Thanks for letting me tell my story.

00:52:14
Speaker 1: How great is that?

00:52:15
Speaker 2: That's fantastic. I have a by the way, send me that email. Scary, I wrote that to my email. I want to read a quick note on Instagram that I got from Fino at Fino actually Vanessa sent it to me, but it's a guy who got the is the greatest email I've ever received. So Vanessa, Vanessa Rose ten, thank you for sending the screenshot. And so they got an email from door Dash. We're sorry. Please enjoy this gift card on your next order. We sincerely apologize that, due to technical issues, you order from Shakeshack on such and such date may not have been delivered to the standard you expected. You trusted us, and we let you down. We will be issuing you zero dollars indoor Dash credit torture next day in hope give us another try. That's great, and that's your email right there. Zero dollars zero zero dollars. Don't spend it all in one place, all right? Also, jeverywhere email says.

00:53:21
Speaker 1: I got for email. Then we have to take a break real quick. Okay.

00:53:24
Speaker 2: I wanted to read just two trying to be helpful people on Facebook. You know you know this is my pet peeve. So h two weeks last weekend, my daughter was coming home from school on Friday and she needed something fixed. So I was like, oh, I can only get it fixed on Saturday. She's going back to school on Sunday. So my regular dealership, we'll call them Mike's garage. For the sake of this conversation. They used to be open on Saturdays. They no longer open on Saturdays. So I post and I say, hey, listen, I need to have my car fixed tomorrow. Does anyone know for a fact? I put for a fact a reputable garage that you have used that is open tomorrow Saturday.

00:54:09
Speaker 1: I got back. I got back, well, we use this garage. We use Mike's garage where the repairs going.

00:54:16
Speaker 2: But I don't know if they are open tomorrow, to which I replied, I already go to Mike's garage. He's not open tomorrow. I'm again, I'm looking for people for a fact. So someone wrote, I don't know anyone. Sorry, I don't need that. I need who's open tomorrow.

00:54:37
Speaker 1: Some people are so by the way. Some people are so lonely that they talk They talk to their their comment threads.

00:54:42
Speaker 2: Then one person wrote, here's the guy I use over at Phill's garage. Here's his number. Give him a call Monday and see if he's normally open on Saturdays. How does that help me to get my CAF fixed tomorrow? Okay, there was a bad accident, so you know the app next door. Yes, okay, there was a bad accident. And somebody said, Hey, what's all the commotion on the main avenue? What happened on the main avenue? It looks like there were ambulances and a lot of accident crash call. They would know what happened. They closed the street down all day. Three people responded with I don't know.

00:55:22
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:55:24
Speaker 2: They don't fucking respond. No, they just want to have their voice heard. Nobody asked you the poll they're born. Hey, everyone in this town, can you chime in on whether or not I want to see what percentage of people know they just needed a friend to talk to what happened on the street.

00:55:43
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:55:43
Speaker 2: I wish I could be more helpful. You know, you can be more helpful not wasting my time having to read your post.

00:55:52
Speaker 1: All right, we spoke.

00:55:53
Speaker 2: We also analyzed Instagram's three mailboxes and they have time stamps on them. So we will go to the primary, the secondary, the jed hidden, and the request general and the requested and and the hidden And there is a timestam, there's four areas we will look and the tenth in order how they were received.

00:56:17
Speaker 1: The tenth person or the first person.

00:56:20
Speaker 2: No, the tenth person, that says the tenth person want the tickets. The tenth person gives us your full name and phone number. Yeah, leave in, leave in your in your DM. Well, actually know, we'll we'll we'll DM you back if you're the I want the tickets, Yeah, no, and give us your full name and phone number and then we'll give that information to the people at the show.

00:56:37
Speaker 1: We've been doing this for years. Why but this is the business where? Why? Why is this so difficult for it?

00:56:42
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're making it difficult.

00:56:43
Speaker 1: I'm not making it difficult.

00:56:45
Speaker 2: Okay again, you will win tickets, says sorry for your loss at the Audible Theater on the Metal Lane in Greenwich Village, New York City. Uh for information, you go back and listen again at the when I gave it all, but sorry for your loss. Show dot com for all the information you have until June tenth that if you want to buy tickets, if you win, make sure you're in the area so you can go right now. It's a pair of tickets correct a pair of tickets and another person. Okay, so if you win, congratulations. If you don't, sorry for your loss. Nicely done.

00:57:17
Speaker 1: So there, nice be done.

00:57:18
Speaker 2: You listen long enough on the podcast, Scary is Clever. Also speaking of giveaways, not a giveaway. But I did a cameo this week, Scary. I have not been requested for a cameo and all.

00:57:28
Speaker 1: Of last year.

00:57:28
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm off the marketing cameo. They take way too much of a share. They want all your money. I do it for the people, Scary. So I did a cameo for Luise. His lovely partner, Melissa asked me to do a cameo for Luise, which I did. Good So Louise, good luck with everything, and thanks for being such a big fan, she said. Louise is such a crazy fan. He listens religiously. He will not be distracted once the new episode comes out. You can't talk to him. And he uh he owns and loves his Brooklyn Boys Holiday sweater sweatshirt he got at h Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com, which we haven't talked about in a while, Scary. We have summertimes here. Let's get those tank tops and by the way. I think it was Donut Master donut pants. If if I'm wronging, dont donut pants Mons doonnut pants. Yes, ariel arial girl. She said, I really want the Chinese menu shirt. Too bad, it's not in the tank top, to which I said, cut the sleeves off exactly. Now you haven't tank all right? Fine, fine, fine, Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartaeil dot com. So we really need to sell some shirts this summer. Let's clear out the inventory and then in the fall maybe we get some uh you know, new merch we got, we got rid of the tank tops. Let's go hats.

00:58:47
Speaker 1: So I got a question.

00:58:49
Speaker 2: Hold on, you're fidgeting. You're jerking the mic if you know what I'm saying, Yeah, I'm jerking. Hell, what's going on here?

00:58:56
Speaker 1: What do you gotta do? Where are you going?

00:58:59
Speaker 2: I got Leaven, like leaven if I gotta go pick up dinner, pick up the chicken palm dinner.

00:59:04
Speaker 1: Oh can't can't it wait? No, my daughter's coming home. She wants dinner. She worked all day.

00:59:08
Speaker 2: She's like, please have the dinner ready, said I would be in charging tonight.

00:59:11
Speaker 1: This is the tail If I'm charging for it?

00:59:14
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, my daughter's not the tail my friend.

00:59:17
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I mean, whose house is this?

00:59:21
Speaker 2: It's everyone's house. Okay, you're being way too diplomatic. I'm afraid of her. You're afraid of your daughter.

00:59:27
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. No, I'm not. I want her to have dinner. I get that. I want the slices to have a full podcast. All right, so I do too.

00:59:35
Speaker 2: You can get a full podcast. Well, if you will, let you let your daughter get some cold dinner. No, I'm not gonna get dinner.

00:59:43
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

00:59:44
Speaker 2: No, No, because I said because it's in another direction. Where she wants it from. Where I ordered the parm from is not where she's coming from. I'm gonna go get the parm so it's home before she gets here, because I'm a nice dad, and she just get aird.

01:00:00
Speaker 1: Why did you just have it sent over? Have it sent No?

01:00:04
Speaker 2: I don't want to pay for delivery. Ah. Let's see that's where you and I differ again. I'd be like, you know what, just send the parm to my house. I'll tell you it on the counter and I'll go downstairs and pick it up on him. Remember I told you I ordered the Sicilian corner slice. I like to get it hot out of the oven. So I go and when I get there, I pop in the oven and I get it and I eat it in the car right home. That's my right home food. Wait, so you have the food before the food. I have the food on the way to the food, right, Okay. I've done that before with pastries. Like if I'm if I'm going to a bakery and I'm getting like a tray of cookies for like a holiday or pastries or something, grab a canoli for the car right right, I'll be like, you know, yes, okay, food on the way home for the food, that's food on the way.

01:00:47
Speaker 1: So yeah, so the.

01:00:48
Speaker 2: Pizza is my on the way home food. I can't smell in the car with chicken palm smell and not eat.

01:00:54
Speaker 1: I'm hungry.

01:00:55
Speaker 2: So you get an exerciice wrapped separately to go right, and you eat it while you're on the run, right on the way home. And then I go in the house through the garage. I throw the plate in the garbage so that no one knows I did that. But then my wife busted me once she was throwing like a dog poop in the pail because it's in the garage.

01:01:13
Speaker 1: It's the poop Pale and she's like, did juet pizza on the way home?

01:01:16
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I did. Just you gotta stop that. I'm like, I can't get out my pizza. So yeah, I get to I get the fresh life. So all right, I'll give you a couple more minutes. Let me tell you what happened. This is my this is my rant for the episode. So get the music ready, you know you know what I mean, big fair, big crescendo, get me the get me the criby enthusiasm, because this is one of those moments. Yesterday was my youngest daughter's graduation of high school.

01:01:46
Speaker 1: Big day in our family. When you when you're when.

01:01:49
Speaker 2: You're youngest graduates high school to big day. Okay, yeah, Now, my daughter's last name, as you might guess, is Brodie. And in her class it's a smaller school, she goes first in the senior class. She's the first graduate. How great is that?

01:02:05
Speaker 1: That's that's awesome.

01:02:07
Speaker 2: It almost makes it seem like she's more important than the rest because she was mentioned first.

01:02:12
Speaker 3: Right.

01:02:12
Speaker 2: Not only that, but when you want to film her getting up on stage, you don't have that other kid in the shot, who's walking off the stage?

01:02:19
Speaker 1: Right, who's shaking hands with the principal. You've got a clear view, right it opened.

01:02:24
Speaker 2: You actually taping beforehand, taping on your phone, you can get the introduction by the by the person like it literally it's almost like it was a ceremony just for her and then cut her off.

01:02:34
Speaker 1: They for her.

01:02:35
Speaker 2: So my wife and I are sitting in I want to say, the fourth row, and it's in a very small place. Okay, the class is small, and we were in the fourth row, so in the stage, so I would say my daughter's The area of the stage where she got her diploma was maybe forty feet away from where we were sitting.

01:02:55
Speaker 1: We have good seats. We're on the aisle. Okay.

01:02:59
Speaker 2: So when they after, we're sitting there for two and a half hours of oh boy.

01:03:05
Speaker 1: Of speeches. Your dog's already excited about it.

01:03:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, three dogs here, they're all going to be going grazios on. That could be my daughter could be home.

01:03:14
Speaker 1: I don't know.

01:03:15
Speaker 2: So three hours of speeches. Almost right, we're there, we're sitting. They say, Okay, there was a chorus, there was a national anthem, there was the valedictorians everybody gave a speech, right were there a long time? Now they say we're now going to commence with the diploma ceremony. So all the kids line up on the side of the stage. My daughter is on the top step. I jump out into the aisle. I'm in the aisle in the fourth row. I zoom perfectly for the shot. I start recording to get the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome. You're twenty twenty three graduates. Blah blah blah blah blah school, your first graduate. She steps up on the stage. She walks across the stage. She gets to the first person to take to hand the diploma to and shake hands. And as she's doing that, a woman in the second row on the right side stands up. She's wide by the way, stands up, walks into the aisle directly in front of me in the camera, walks towards me. Doesn't say oopsie has a camera. I'll walk to the side, walks directly towards me. I'm on my knee. Thuman, how I have a fuck woman.

01:04:31
Speaker 1: In a striped shirt. That's my daughter graduating high school in eighteen years.

01:04:36
Speaker 2: For the perfect shot of the first kid you sit there for two and a half hours, and you decide to get up when the brody girl is walking across the stage.

01:04:45
Speaker 1: Girl number one, that's when you fat ass has to get up out of the stage. Block me. You couldn't be.

01:04:51
Speaker 2: Taught like short and thin, you have to be wide. So the video is like and here she is a step step step.

01:05:03
Speaker 3: And the face I made was like I scrunched my eyes and I meant, me, did you say anything to her?

01:05:11
Speaker 2: No, because I'm filming, So I gave her the most evil look and she looked at me with oops and moved about a foot to her left, out of my line of sight. So I did the edit in the video, and the editor is hard, standing up and turning and getting in the aisle because my do you could still see my daughter And then it's like the jump shot and my daughter's shaking.

01:05:31
Speaker 1: Hands walking off.

01:05:32
Speaker 2: I missed her getting her diploma because the woman who looked like a human package of Life Savers decided to walk in front of my camera.

01:05:40
Speaker 1: A fuck you Life Savers woman, fuck you. You don't get that moment back, o, man, I gotta go. Yeah, goodbye boys Brocly Broly b boys, Brock brocly