#8: Brody, Bethany And Jake Rip Skeery For His Bad “Man Manners”!

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Speaker 1: Are your own. Yes, bron Scary Episode eight at the music. You didn't give me a chance, not this time. You screwed me. Last up, Brooklyn Boy, Start up, Brooklyn Boy and Bethany up. They're making noise. Dot up. Okay, start yelling. Episode e. I'm scary Jones That David Brody and you screwed me did and you loved it. No, that's not good. Okay, it's the broken boys begins screwing people. Welcome to episode eight. Thank you again for all the love and support on social media. Love. I still don't know why you're enjoying this, but we love that you are. Thank you. No, I think you'd be gone by episode two. And by you, I mean you listening right now, and you and you and another one right there. People in the office. Okay, so joining us for the podcast, at least for the beginning part of the podcast. Super fan Bethany from Elvistre in the morning shows. It's so nice having you here. I'm excited to be are you guys? I'm literally it's so funny because I'm a fan, and so it's funny that even though I work with you every day, this is different and I'm a little fan girl. Yeah she is. She's all giddy. She's on the Brooken Boys podcast and also joining us. Not necessarily a fan, but he will be, of course soon. Jake videos the first episode that I'm listening to. So okay. Why because you're on it, You're okay. So on episode seven, I called Scary out because we went to a corporate event and Bethany accompanied us and another woman from another radio station named Helen, and the four of us met on the train together and we went. We got to the elevator in the lobby of the big corporate office building in Midtown. We're all the muckety MUCKs work, and as the elevator doors opened, Scary busted in, practically knocked over. Helen may have checked into the boards. I've already, you've already. I took my medicine and episode already. And one does we have to establish because there's more to comes a bitter pill? Yes, it was a bitter pill. I don't need to be eight. Yes you do, Yes, you do this more? Why so I figured out which Bethany has not listened to episode seven yet. I listened to the first half and then I got stopped. Is that I realized that the reason you run into the elevator is you like to be the guy in charge of pushing the button. It gives you a little power. You like to be in charge of what floor are you going to? And I never thought of it that might be a subconscious thing. But you said the same thing on episode seven when we address this and you get in here it you're like, I want to push the button. And so regardless of genitalia of the people getting on the elevator, you have to get on first. And we talked about it, and I had rehashed with Bethany what we talked about on the podcast. Now you're rehashing the rehab. There's a reason I'm telling this story. Beans right here, right, I'm telling this story on Mondays your Bethany. You hear the podcast. We talked about the elevator and whole thing. And Jake says, oh my god, that's funny. You say, really, And Jake says, you gotta watch this video. But Jake, I was with you all weekends. Are now he showed me a video and I said, oh my god, he did it again, Jake, would you please tell scary. Jake showed this video to seven or eight people in the studio. It's a ten second clip, maybe fifteen seconds. And why would that relate to the elevator story? I don't know. And that video has been shown like a thousand times around the radio stage. They goat butted you in the head the way you knocked poor Helen out of the way to get on the elevator. Yes, yes, absolutely, because she bounced off the wall. All right, So Jake showed this video too. I don't know, seven eight people, could have been thirty, I lost count, and every one of them saw this twelve to fifteen second clip, could have been four seconds, and they said, oh my god, scary. I can't believe you did that. Everybody knew you were talking here. Here's the thing, though, you don't even know what you're talking about. No, I don't know what he's talking about. But I want to say one thing. You showed the video to everybody except for me. Well here's the part when why didn't you If you really wanted corrective constructive criticism? And you know I want criticism, why corrected you wanted to corrective behavior situation? We're doing that now. You shouldn't know. You should have showed me the video first correct video. It's embarrassing when we're not on the air and someone says something in the room that's funny. What's the first thing? Elvis says, save for the radio. Saving for the radio. So when Jake had this podcast, he said, let's save it for the podcast. When he showed me the videos the podcast, what did I do? If you'd like, we'll bring it on the Big show next week? Well, can you show me this video? No, Jack, tell him what he did? What did I do? Because this this resort, Gurney's in Newport that we are at this weekend, had a Porsch that could take you around to wherever you wanted to go, a beautiful hotel not worthy of the likes of beautiful Porsch as well, we I wanted to get a shot of them, of Scary and two other mails that were with us getting out of the car and walking into the hotel. So we I get the shot of them walking out. And the first time we do it, Scary gets out of the car, ignores the valet people and walks right to the front door in front of everybody. Right, okay, oh yes, all right, the girls get out of the car. Your back is to them. You don't often open the door. You don't say, ladies, can I help you? There were guys there to open the door for all of us. That was what I was. I was instructed. I was instructed by Jake hold on him, the producer. Get out of the car. We're gonna post towards We're gonna we're gonna post the clip of that scene and we'll tweet it out from Brooklyn. Boys, WTF, everybody can see the clip. Not gonna look bad. Here's what happened the valet. The valet opens the door Bethany for him in the front of the car because he's in the front seat. Okay, that doesn't mean you can't be a gentleman in the video. There thing called blocking in video you block the women who did There's a thing called blocking where you you have to. Jake was informed by the stage manager, make sure you get out of the valet will open the door. You start walking toward the revolving door of the hotel. Yeah, I didn't tell you which order to go into. But that's why we shot it again because I was like, scary there. People are gonna think you're dick if we post this. So we shot it again and I covered his ass for him until Brodie decided to bring it up on the podcast. So in the first version, yes, you were supposed to get out of the car first. The valet opens the door for you, right then the girls get out. You're oblivious to them and they're getting out at the same time, so the valet can't open both doors. You then walk to the revolving door. You don't turn around to see if the girls are behind you. If they're okay, you don't say would you like to go in first and I'll push the door behind you. No, you walk in all the way, go into the lobby. Still, don't turn around and go towards the desk. My mind, my mind told me there's a revolving door ahead. You must be the person to go first, to push the revolving door, so the people behind you can enjoy the swing of the door you without having to exert an How would you know they were behind you? You never turned around. They could have still been in the car. You didn't stop at the door and wait until I get into the next section and then push. The idea was I was going to walk towards the building, go through the revolving door. They were supposed to be in the in the slats behind me, You were in your door, in sections. They were supposed to be like a sectioned Bethany, how would you have felt if you were the woman twelve feet behind him? But how how would you have felt that, Bethany? How would you have felt if you had a push on that hard door, that hard revolving door. And you know what I'm saying. So this is this is my take on it is that so a lot of women don't like the idea of silval roy because they feel like it it's sort of puts the women's movement back in that like, you know, I can do this myself. You don't have to open the door for me. I see where they're coming from. But I actually really like chivalry because it shows me two things. Hey, it shows me that you're able to think about someone other than yourself. And it also shows me that you think enough of me to want to make my life a little bit easier in that moment. But that's opening a door for me, right, I've heard both arguments, of course you have. So it is a little bit difficult to know what to do. That said, there's nothing bad with when you get out of the car, you stop to make sure everybody else is okay, Like you stop to make sure the whole group men or women are there, and everyone's in a group okay. And now we go to the which is again, well, I wouldn't you to open the door, because that's why there was the valet people to open the door for them, and I wanted that in the video because it's like a luxury service, having somebody open your door. It was just the fact that you walked ahead and didn't check or didn't let the women go first. And I'm not sure what's worse from my perspective as someone who tries to be a gentleman. And we'll ask Bethany, is it worse that he could was completely oblivious to the women or his only excuses that he's afraid you couldn't push the big, heavy door. You can't have it both ways because the people who don't want the chivalry there, they would argue, oh what, we can't push it. But here's the thing you went through. But you went through the door, so shot an argument, and you're going to use each part of the argument to your benefits. You can here's while you double screwed up. You went through the door because you wanted to push it for the girls. Jake backed me up. Here you were through the door and the door stopped spinning, and the girls hadn't got it to the door yet not only left them, you left them they were enough. But that that was part of the video where it's like rapid pace walked by the way ladies and gentlemen listening to the podcast. One of those women is his girlfriend. So okay, so okay. I just think that I just think that that's why I like chivalry is because it shows that people are able to think about someone other than themselves. I think that's scary. You you really want to You have fomo, and the fear of missing out like pervades every part of your life, and so I think that you want to be the You want to get to wherever you're going and be there as fast as possible so you're not miss thing out on anything. So you want to get into the lobby first, you want to get to the hotel first, you want to get out of the car first. And I think that that's sort of shuts off a part of your brain that is thinking about the people around you. I think that it's like that anxiety of like I have to be everywhere that the cool stuff is happening, makes you forget that there are other people around you who maybe like, let's travel as a group. Yeah, and see, that's why I had us reshoot it, because I know, being me that Scary is not a dick. But I know other people watching this would have taken it as your and I think and I said we should reshoot this. Yeah, I agree with you. Did I not say I'm like, yeah, we should we do that. But they have to be pointed it out. If it was the real situation, well would I don't know if it would have been any different. What we're saying is for the video we were shooting where she was kind of awkward and I was walking toward a building. I was told to do seven different less Let's how about remember your girlfriend. That should be not even you have to be directed by a director to remember your girlfriend. Let's let by the way, let's remember what happened when the three of us, Scary, Bethany and I traveled. We flew home from somewhere where are we coming from? Waw where we coming home from Mexico. No, maybe, I don't know. Maybe maybe. So we took uh we had an uber met us at the airport, right, and so Scary got in the front seat, closed the door, and I opened the back door for Bethany, and Bethany, not being accustomed to that, walked around the car to the other side because I assumed he was opening the door for himself, right. And then when we got to the garage, when they dropped this off, I opened. I got out on the on the street side, and I opened the door knowing that, thinking that Bethany would slide over to my side, which is the street here, and she slid the other way and got out the other side. Sometimes people don't want you to open the door for the want that it's that I'm not used to it. So I assumed because enough people, enough guys I know, are chivalrous, and so I just am so used to doing it myself that I assumed that when Brodie opened the door, that that was for him. But here's what goes to here goes what goes to my head. I'll tell you this right now. When you open the door, you look at but he's laughing at me. When I opened the door. No, no, because I am serious about you open the door and what happens. Think about it. You have to get in and then do the slide to the other side, right, you don't. I don't want to have to force or make anyone slide to the other side. That's the last thing I want is having to get in first, because then I got to do the slide to the other But there is there is an alternative. What's gonna Let the woman in the car make sure her her skirt is tucked in because Beth, and then you walk around. You can actually walk around and be a gentleman. Most people I know do the slide. And yeah. The other thing is you can do the slide um and just say, you know what, let me slide all the way over, so you don't have to. It's just all about communicating when you're doing. But I don't want to have to put anyone out of their way to have to do the slide. But you sometimes you're not listening. So that's why you say to the person here, let me do the slide, So you don't have to you literally say it out loud to them. You just have to. I'm part of me like is on scary side here because I would consider myself a chivalrous person. But I don't like opening car doors for women, because if I was a woman, I would be like, I can open the door myself, Like, okay, you can let me go first, That's like a nice thing to do. But like we're putting the door, like I'm then you have to stand there and wait for the person to open the door. Then you get in, and then the person closes the door. I don't know the more chivalrous guys are some women find that borderline creepy. That's again why you have to communicate. If there was a puddle and then I just took off my expensive jacket and threw it down, that's again why you have to communicate, like me to throw down my jacket when I put down my expensive jacket. So what I'm saying, what did I say last time about this? What did I say literally just two minutes ago, that you you are? You are the exception to the norm. When I'm like you like, no, you like chivalry doesn't mean I'm the exception. But what did I say about chivalry? She also expected? What I said is communicate, tell the person why you're doing what you're doing being chivalrous right now, here's a chivalrous move. I'm going to put my smoking jacket over a puddle she could walk over, right, and then I've got to take the ship to the cleaners. Is that what I'm is that we're talking about. Bethany also loves a man who listens. I love a man who listen. You don't hear a word? All right, but hold on, let me ask you a question, Bethany, as a man, what what like? What if a girl doesn't like chivalry? Like? What if what if she's like, he doesn't want you to open the door, and then you open it because you're trying to be chivalless. So what you do is, as the dude I or the male energy or whatever you want to say, whatever you scary, you would open the door here. Let me get this for you. And then if she doesn't like that, it's her job to also communicate and say, you know what, don't worry about it. You don't have to. I got this now. We both know where everyone stands. Right. The thing is, though, that's a perfect world scenario, but all women are not going to comunicate that their problem in their head. They're gonna be like awkward, then that's their problem. If they're not willing to say what they want and what they feel, then that's their problem that you can't be there, but they might harbor that just and that's their problem. Scary. How long have you and your current girlfriend been together in any capacitors eight years? And in eight years do you have some idea whether or not she likes you to be a gentleman. She loves me to be a gentleman. So then walking through the revolving door to the point where it stopped was evolving. It was a video and I was told it was blocking purposes the point if it was real life, it was real life, it would have been much different. Really, given examples, you do that all the time. Oh my god, we've spent way too long on this. Wow, you don't. You don't respect Bethany's feelings. Let's say, Okay, so your girlfriend likes when your chivalrous. Let's say she doesn't. Then you just know, like when you're around other people that you're not being chivalrous, but it's because she doesn't like it. Then other people are gonna be judging you because they're like, oh, why did you not open the door for her. It's whatever. You can never please everyone, right, right, so you have to go with whatever your values are. And look, if your values are every man for themselves, then that's what it is. But then then that's who you are and own up to it. Like then that's not who I am. You know that, and you know that I know that. So then it's just about whatever your values are and my values are that I know I can open my own door, but I like knowing that the guy thinks about someone else. Guess what, every time that we go somewhere, I'm opening that door for sure. Are And I've called you out in the air before and thank you for that. I've said that many times before about you. It's just a couple of times you forget that's what you're excited. I think it's when you're excited to get where there's a chance to go. I think I think Bethany and Jake hit on it earlier. You're so excited to get there you sometimes forget that the house is on fire and you left your kid in the house, right, yeah, you know, uh uh. The day we're recording this here, September nine, is Jimmy Fallon's birthday. Oh your buddy. Yeah, you guys. You guys are like you're tight now because no, it's just kind of cool because other podcast, a fifteen minute morning show, we were talking about celebrities who follow you, and um, you know, Jimmy fallon his personal account follows me. Um he follows me as well, Yes he does. So I wished him a happy birthday about five hours ago. I said, Hey, man, just want to let you know, have a birthday. You know, we're up at the at the a s crack of dawn like you. Uh. I still ve you on my every episode of You Guys and watch you you know whatever. Thanks for blowing the dust off Late Night TV. Yeah. Wow, he hasn't responded blowing the dust off Late night TV. Yeah that was under security Jones original. Yeah, he hasn't responded. I d M him. I was like hoping that maybe he would, you know, d m me me back, like, you know, hey, what's up. But I will say there is a guy who works in radio, a friend of ours, Skywalker, who actually had a long die um dialogue with Jimmy on direct messages on Twitter. He's like, yeah, he goes Jimmy goes back in the day he's listening to you on K one O four and the Hudson Alley, the whole thing, blah. The point is Jimmy had an ongoing dialogue which Skywalker screenshot and sent to me. Okay, yeah, they're not you're jealous. I'm very jealous. I know you're busting I kind of I kind of want just an acknowledgement, so I will so with the one. I think Jimmy Fallon has multiple millions of followers. He does, right, But he only follows six thousand people, right, So so I figured I can get his attention. But a happy birthday. Okay, but that means six thousand people d M on a happy birthday they didn't. Okay, let's say he probably gets like three or four in his box a day, three or four, six thousands. Keep in mind, yeah, because you can't do unless it has to be the reciprot. He's got to be following you. You You gotta be following him in order to say Twitter, both people have to follow six thousand people. How many of those people you think don't follow him back? Let's say they all follow him. Say he follows he follows a cable network, right, he follows the Oprah Network. Maybe the Oprah Network doesn't follow him back, but he's not getting a thousand and Finally, I have a bone to pick with Oprah. We'll get to that in a minute. I'm right, Oprah bone Oprah? That sounds filth. I would not bone Oprah, lovely woman a lot of money. Maybe I would, all right, I have a bone to pick with her later, Thank you for minding. I don't think he's gonna write you back. Happy Birthday. And I love Jimmy Fallon, but I told you my problem. And I I don't remember which podcast it was. It was a fifty minute morning show. Jimmy Fallon follows me. And I love Jimmy, right, I know Jimmy Fallon. I mean I love him. I like we've met him. He couldn't be nicer. I love the guy. But a lot of times I tweet about other late night talk shows in addition to his, and I hope he doesn't like see that out of his millions of people tweeting about him and say, oh, why is this guy tweaking about Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah, Jimmy kim ol And you know is think I watched them all I watched John Oliver. I watched them all, all of them, and so I tweet all of them. So I hope you know he doesn't take it the wrong way. He doesn't. I'm sure he isn't. By the way, oh we have to say, oh my god, one of our listeners, one of our our Brooklyn boy. By the way, do we have like a thing, you know how like Taylor Swift? Not not not not gonna do that just to be no, No, we don't want an army believers. I'm not telling an army to be an army. Okay, there are some people that have that that could be loyal, the Brooklyn bouncers. I was. I was thinking of some cute things that go with the word Brooklyn, about Brooklyn Nights, the Brooklyn Beats, No No, the Brooklyn Nights fans of the show. Well, well, someone a fan of our podcast I got married. So I wanted to say congratulations, just a marriage list now is this a new thing where you We're not doing that. So congratulations to Michelle Broncoccio. She got married this past weekend. Uh shout out to you. Congratulations to you and yours. She no longer a Broncoccio. She's no longer. The new name has gotta be easier. I like the name out, but that screams Brook absolutely Italian, I would imagine. I guess she's gonna lose that name to somebody unless she married another guy with the same last name. It happened. That's all I got. All right, that's all you got. That's not all I got. But I got more. I got more, But I'm sprinkling stuff. Well, what do you got? Well, I want to mention somebody. Uh only we mentioned her. I mentioned her today on the fifty minute Morning Show. Her name is uh Yala Resnick. And one of the things she said she likes about the fifteen minute Morning Show is that she finally is getting to know me because I speak all the time on the fifty minute Morning Show. And she loves when I rant and complain on the fifty minute Morning Show thank You, which is you know, once a week, because there's so many of us on the podcast. And I said, well, if you like that, you should cost to. I mean, it's a whole podcast of ranting. So the ranting possibilities and listen, this is my list of pieces of paper with rants for today. Um, so I hopefully she'll slide over because the b b uh podcast bb You think she's gonna be a Brooklyn night beater, I don't know. By the way, we're still we're still looking for sponsors. We went out, there's a pizza place. There's a pizza in our logo. But look, if you're a pizza place, one of the pizza places we love. Now, I don't want to name all of them because if we name the wrong one, the other one won't want to sponsor us. Yes, we love pizza. Yeah, but look, it could be anything, doesn't have to be Brooklyn, right, But we're looking for sponsors. Yes, we are also shout out to Shamus on Twitter. Uh, he's starting a new hashtag. You know how we were doing the grammar police. Yes, so he found some just inappropriate signs. So in hashtag inappropriate sign theater also fantastic on a podcast, Yes, great on a podcast. But I just have to read it to you. It's a sign for a real store in a mall that he snapped snap And the name of the store is called Kids for Less, Yes, you know, and he said something about it would be a good store for you to shop at. No, but the point is, like kids for least, I mean, it should be kids clothing for less, sound like just sell very although you know I love a bargain, so at least it's not kids for more exactly. Alright, So, so he's starting a new trend. If you see some funny ship in society tweeted at us, we might read it. And by the way, a few people like when I hashtag things you like the like when I just we're talking, I go hashtag uh, hashtag, hashtag scar has no matters. Yeah, hashtag Brody steak dinner update. Oh you know what good point? Okay, So at the time of this recording September nineteen, two thousand seventeen, it's officially five years and about a half a month. Yeah, and that's scary. Has owed me a steak dinner and an upscale restaurant, and that's dinner, not lunch. We've established that dinner restaurant and it's gonna be steak. It's in the it's in the jingle you created. That's rights to the steak, and I put dinner in there also, so you're not gonna try and get it like going to order the salmon, right, Brody Prime rib lunch. No, you're not gonna get the double cheeseburger brunch steak steak dinner. But so the update is still no dinner. What if I took you to steak dinner, not like like I may like the jingle hold on the dinner. What if we took to steak dinner like Tad hold the door a minute minute stakes Salisbury State. No, when you can't take me to Tad Steaks Salisbury Steak dinner, stake sta not the same, not for what I did anyway. By the way, um, I also started my ranting and my retweeting on Twitter last week of the pumpkin spice out of control. Uh you know the jump the shark, pump spice everything. Did you see did you see that? Someone tweeted us that Disney Did you see this? That's pumpkins spice churro? Yes, that's Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? And how about this from the shells of a grocery store Pumpkin spice, Philadelphia cream cheese and pumpkin spice Lando Lags butter on a shelf next to each other. Come on, people, stop the madness. Okay, I'm gonna. I'll tell you why you can't do that at Disney. Here's why you can't do it at Disney. Pumpkin spice is a seasoning. It's mostly cinnamon, but it's a seasoning that we hear in the cold weather in the Northeast. Put on things in the fall when the weather changes and the leaves turn orangey brown, and you need drinks that are hot drinks, right, you need things that warm you up by the fire. And pumpkin spices that all I'm gonna sit by the fire, roast and marshmallows. When you're at disney World or Disneyland, it's freaking degrees. You're not getting a hot cup of coffee. You don't need pumpkin spice. Halloween and the fall. Listen when you do a Halloween display in a store, when though it's a pumpkin and leaves and the trees with no leaves on them, right, and it's kids and scarves getting ready for the winter. There's no leaves falling off trees in Florida, barring a storm. Don't get me technicality wise, there's no leaves turning brown in Florida and falling off. There's no falling Florida. So you're not getting pumpkin spice. You're not getting a holiday blend and Christmas blend and all the other stuff from No, you don't have winter, you don't get pumpkin spice. Somebody making fun of the pump good spice craze, and I give this guy a lot of credit. Either that or he's just trying to take advantage of all the rest. I want to thank who I want to thank for this one? This is uh Diane Pam on Twitter. Thank you for sending in this screenshot of Toughies Auto service center. In letters below it pumpkin spice oil change cents? What is that? I think the motor oil smells like pumpkin spice. I think of being smartass, I think this. I think Toughies. I want I want to give them a badge of he thumbs up or something or you're hilarious. Okay, but what if they spray the inside of your car with pumpkin spice? Can't be that, can't be real. I think Toughies is making fun of the craze like us, and he's saying it's out of control by putting it up on a sign. Thinking I'm gonna just gonna write pumpkin spice oil change and I'm gonna draw I'm gonna say more people if Adam and Eve dot com, which is a sex toy website, I've heard commercials if they come out with a pumpkin spice vibrator or something like that, or a pumpkin spice flesh light, that is too much lube spice clube. Yeah, oh, pumpkin spice condoms. Of course they do. That was on week one. We talked about that. Yeah, but I don't want to encourage the use of not no back to grocery store. Thomas's pumpkin spice English muffins maybe limited edition? But do you put butter on that? I don't even know? All right, all right, Brodi, what do you speaking of butter and English muffins? Thomas Rhett was up here last week. I love Thomas Rhett and he just had a daughter. Now I have three daughters, as you know, and he has a boy. I think he has a boy and now he has a girl. I think that's what he said, right. I think one of his kids adopted. I think he has a boy and a girl. Now he's a girl. And he was asking me about, oh, you have three daughters, and he was asking me some questions. He said, what's the biggest adjustment between raising a boy and raising a girl? I said, well, it's the diaper changing. That right there is completely the big difference. Diaper change because with a boy you have to cover for the fountain. You have to put a little t P over the penis because it will shoot at you. Little t P over the pept tip over the pep because when the boy, you're wiping the boys, but he could pee right out your hashtag t P over the pet Okay, I'm sorry I had to get that out there. But with a baby girl, and parents who have baby girls will understand this when they have a loose movement, little diarrhea, the movement, loose movement, hashtag loose movement in the in the diaper, and you've got to clean it up right, it's a mess. But because it's a female. As I explained that Thomas Rhett, this is the analogy I've always used, and you can use this. Women will not use this. I apologize in advance. Man, you can use this. It's like trying to get clean butter out of an English muffin. It's a lot of nooks and crannies. It's just very difficult. So I love my daughter, but I feel like it's a lifetime of owing me for that. All right, So that's what I imparted on, Thomas. I'm sorry. It all makes it better when you go hashtag knooks and crannies. I have a better hashtag. Get a better hashtag, hashtag diaper pudding. Okay, all right then, okay, so I've got some bones to pick. Is this jokes that we didn't use the last week? I didn't have any jokes we didn't use this week. It's already we're recording this on a two those day. Normally we record on a Thursday. And I've got a week's worth of jokes we didn't use. But let me see if I can remember. Okay, So Elvis was saying, everybody poops. We were talking about everybody, right, And so we were talking about a woman that poops on the lawn. She's she's a West Coast woman and she jogs around the neighborhood and when she has to poops, she just poops some people's lawns. And so Alvis said, everybody poops, and someone saying everybody poops, and then I wrote the Backstreet Boys everybody yeah, yeah drops a dukie. Yeah, we didn't get to that, a little parody. We didn't get to be honest, we didn't get that. Okay, not a problem. Uh. We were talking about the Olive Garden unlimited pasta pass that you can buy the past like a hundreds and got a limited pasta the whole, which seems like a cob nightmare. And you know, we're listen, we're Brooklyn boys. Neither one of us eats at Olive Garden. But if you like it, that's fine, whatever you like. But if they were just sponsor this podcast, I'd absolutely love the Olive gard Okay, so endless bread sticks. Right. So Froggy was upset that he didn't get a pasta pass because he was reoccupied with storm towards Italy and he missed his opportunity. So I said, making a reference to healthcare, I said, pasta passes are a right, not a privilege. Bernie Sanders says pasta passes for all. So that was my just a little pun there. Then get to that, and then again, I'm not a fended. We didn't get that's fine, that's fine, and then here's some today we didn't get to. We were talking about people that have experienced earthquakes, okay, and a few people called in that they've all experienced earthquakes on the toilet. And one woman called in and said she's been on the toilet a couple of times when there's been earthquakes. And Elvis said, do you blame yourself? Are you saying it's your fault at this earth? Are you saying that that you're the reason there's earthquakes that every time you're on the toilet this earthquake. He said, well, just don't go to the bathroom. And so I wrote a joke that he didn't get to, and it said, don't blame yourself, honey, it's not your fault. Fault make being an earthquake. Yes, now I had an unused punchline. I got one more because I don't want to overlap, But you got one more. But that was from that same joke. Yes, but you you saw the joke that I'm gonna read. You're gonna steal it. No, it's not. I said, you're on the toilet when that earthquake happened. Apparently from what I hear, it was a six point five on the rectum scale H scale. And my joke that I wrote for Elvis that he did not use was what are the rules and in an earthquake when you're sitting on a toilet? Is it stop? PLoP and roll? And I'm not offended by him not using that one. That was a great joke you left. I showed it to you when Elvis didn't use it, I did. I took it back and I point and I pointed it to piece of paper and I said, you wanted by credit and you looked and you started laughing because that was fun. It was funny. It wasn't like Bob funny, but you know some of these jokes. But the rectum scale was roll. Was very funny, all right? And I should I should I rant a little bit. I have your article that was written about you from one of our interns, which like we should be like five minutes away. Can't wait. So Jamie is an intern here now, but back then, maybe about a year ago, she had just written to me as a Brooklyn College student and said I want to interview a radio person. And I took the time and I sat here in this very studio with her and I gave her an interview, an audio interview which she then translated to UM an article in the school newspaper, the Brooklyn College newspaper, the same school that I went to, that she went to, so she had gone that. She I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna help. I'm gonna help a fellow Brooklyn Knight Brooklyn College eight out because she's a Brooken College alarm I am. She was writing for the paper at the time. She was an undergrad, so she wrote a four amounted to a four page article. I have that right here. Oh yeah, but the newsprint version is much nicer. It's black. It's like, wow, it's the actual newspaper. So do you take issue with did you why did you feel the need to go find the article in the Brooklyn College excelswhere and print it and stapled together there and highlight certain well, Jamie printed and stable. But it wasn't like I went to all the effort to do. Did she come to you with this article? I found the article on by the way, I didn't brag when it came out. I just kinda let it go just under the radar. Didn't want anybody to know that it came out very humble down. Yeah, okay, so uh so I have some rants and then I have I'm not telling me why why for something? May just some things that I was a little I didn't think accurate. But okay, you want you want to criticize it the interview that I gave a right, All right, what's going? Okay, So I've got let's see, I've got a bad waitress experience. I've got a slightly bad experience picking up Chinese food this week. Yes, I've got two bones to pick with companies in terms of their customers, their phone, customer service. I think people will relate to these a lot. I still want to pick up I have a bone to pick with Oprah. Right, so in other words, it's a Tuesday. Okay, So she Broodie does his all in one day, all one days I've had. I've had a rough week. Here's my bone to pick with Oprah, if you don't mind. She sat front row at the at the at the Emmys. Is that front row, And I feel like when you sit front row, she knows what it's Gary, she knows you're coming to minute. Okay, Gary's gonna get Jamie. Hold on, no, no, Jamie here, have a seat, put the headphones on. We'll get to you in a minute. Thank you so much. Okay, when you have the when you sit front row in in school, you have sort of responsibility to answer questions and be involved. You're like the teacher's pet. You're in the front row, frontal person, person, the first one. They're usually very engaged and an active And if you if you sit in the front row or second row behind home played at the baseball game, like you and I have, you have a responsibility to clap, to be involved, not stare at your phone. And you're on television, and when you do, you get caught and people tweet it. Thank you, Yes, because I'm eating my shake Shack burger and drinking my sheke and oblivious to the pig he's eating on television. I was trying to eat during the commercial breaks. But that one time that we were on teeth, the one time, the one time I got caught mid mid sinking my teeth into that show, Like it was third or fourth time? All right, another time. But the point is, yeah, you have responsibility. If you if you Broadway show, you're in the front row, you've got to be You've got to be engaged. Otherwise the actors are looking at you and you're not paying attention, but you got yes, yes, it's it could throw them. So if you're gonna be Oprah, the queen of everything, yeah, the queen of all television, the big the big huha, the big big p ba, right, the grand puba. When when people are win, we'll come on stage. You're sitting in the front row. You need to applaud op set there, Like I'm Oprah didn't applaud for half to people. Even if you don't like them, you need to. You need to golf clap it. She has to at least show some bit of respect. This is like, oh, I'm on the TV. I'm gonna clap. It's like when when when a president gives a speech and they've got the two people behind them, one is the vice president and one is the Speaker of the House. Right, I knew that. So the two people behind them, no matter what the hell the president saying, they got to be engaged. But they can't be eating they can't be. They can't be. They don't always look I understand that, And no, no no, I understand because that side deacrats versus Republicans, they they won't sit down. But it's not a political In the past, in the past twenty years, and again it's not party related, there have been a couple of vice presidents and uh Speakers of the House that have rolled their eyes or nodded off or right, right, right, yeah, so right. So what did Oprah do wrong? She didn't didn't clap. She just sat there like, look at me in my front row seat. I bet a win tonight. Can't do that. But but of course when she got on stage, you want to people, now listen. I love Oprah. And if my mom is listening, Mama Brody, I know if you'll listen, she'll listen eventually. So Mom, now that you're listening to this podcast, forgive me for saying anything bad about Oprah. My mother loves Oprah. You can't speak badly about Oprah. But I would like to see Oprah in the front row. Was saying, you've got a clop. You'll get a clop. Everybody get the clop. Brody, No offense taken here. I can't take exception with that. Oh, by the way, we've got two more new fans of the show. Oh, up to seven now Tony and Rosanne. My parents. Oh nice, my mom's listening well. My aunt Millie after episode seven, we had her on at the end of last week's episode. If you didn't that a radio Gold, we should have played her on the big show. By the way, that was my grandmother's name back in the day, Radio Gold Radio, Golden Radio Gold. She's part of the It was Goldstein, but they shortened when she came through all the side exactly. She was the horse Radish family. Right, No, that's Cohen's and it's Gold's Gold. No, it's nobody named gold in my family. What way Aunt Millie was she's nineties something on the radio. We had her on podcast and then after after she got off the phone, she called my mother and she said she has Rosanne. I just talked to Anthony. He wanted me to do something on the radio, but I couldn't help him out. Could you tell him? I'm sorry. She didn't even realize that she helped us out in more ways than she would have known. So in an effort episode seven, go back, an effort to to uh uh, to understand what my aunt Millie was talking about, my mother and father went searching through my heart radio for the podcast. They the Brooklyn Boys podcast. They listened to the entire episode and they fell in love and they laughed it and now the subscribers, my mother cannot wait for episode eight. Okay, this episode, this one that we're playing right now, the episode. Okay, here's a question, your mother and author. We're actually on episode one, right. We called my mom and your parents and said, because you didn't think our parents would know what w TF stood for? That's right. That was episode one. Hilarious. I'm not even try to recreate it. It's gold not like my relatives, but Gold tribe. It was fantastic and they were all They knew right away what w TF was. And so my mother was like sending out links to the podcast, all of friends, you gotta hear me on the podcast. My parents don't even know zero Fox, have no clue. So I told my parents, say, you might want to go back and listen to episode one. Since you guys were on it, wouldn't they want to listen? You would think they want to hear themselves. But so my mother says, all right, Anthony, when I have some time, I'll go listen to that one. Now, do your parents tell everyone they meet that you're on the radio. I mean my father wears a Z one hundred jacket from so you have that in common. So yes, so because your father. According to this article which I'm gonna read it, they're very out. In fact, my mother her A O L mother One mother won her L screen game is Scary Mom at A O L dot com. She took like a riff off of Scary I mean, it's scary and she made it scary Mom, like she's scary Jones's mim. I think she should have spelled it the way you spell it. Here's the problem. Back in the day of a O L so far, in the beginning of A L you had a certain amount of characters. Hen that was it. So she was like s K A R Y M O M. Okay, we'll use that one. Scary's Mom is ten letters s K E E R Y S M O M. I don't know why she chose that. All it was it was it was just good. She's a good cook, though she really really is. I have this similar problem is that every single person my mother bumps into, a van driver, a bus driver, the guy behind the deli counter. She'll say, oh, uh, you know, I met a guy. Um, I was at that. I was at the shop, right, I was, And and it turns out, Uh, he's a big fan. And you were like, mom, how does he know? It came up in conversation? Conversation, I'll have a quarter pound of roast. My son's on the others shot, so make sure you give me a half and me for a quarter pounds. Right. Oh, I'm making a tap sound that reminds me of phone taps. My son phone taps? People. Have you ever heard of him? David? My parents are similar, but they're proud. They're just proud. My mother is very proud. But she tells everybody she meets she's, Oh, I met a guy I knew as mother. I met him. We were talking and it turns out he's a big fan. How does it turn out? Well, he heard I mentioned my last name. You're full of crap. She didn't hear the name. And they go, oh, you're Brody? Is your son by any chance? One in a million shot David Brody from The Morning Show? Stop it? So I look very Our parents are very proud. They do that. My parents are the same thing. They do it in restaurants. But any time, any time I meet up a woman or some of my mother knows for a week. They'll look at and go, oh right, you're yeah, yes, right, my mother did it at the beauty parlor with your father. I hope in the chair and she's telling these people that don't speak English that I'm on the radio and my mom. They chances are they don't listen, right, but they smile to girl. Huh. Yes, that's the thing. That's the thing she's got. She thinks that they listen. I'm like, Mom, they're they're appeasing you. They don't listen, trust me, they don't know us. Where are these people from there from Blyn? Know the people who don't speak English. I don't know where they're from, but they live in Brooklyn. Okay, speaking of Brooklyn, Yeah, you went to Brooklyn College. I went to Brooklyn College, and our intern Jamie went to Brooklyn College. Hi Jamie, Hello, Hello, Sorry you had to sit here and being subject to this longer than you should have been. No, I was actually enjoying myself. I was laughing another fan. I try to back away from the mic because I have a very loud laugh. Like I didn't want to interrupt you guys, but it's hard to interrupt us. It's like trying to cross a busy street. So what's good? So Jamie's been in turning here for a weekend ahead two weeks now we can have pretty much the end of this week. And she interviewed you for an article secary. How long ago? It was about a year ago. That's semester, so a couple of months, a couple of months ago. April had to be April April May. It was the aniversary of the Morning show. Okay, and according to this article views, that's pretty good views for this article. I didn't even check that out because I have it on my website and on the Excelsior website. So explain to everybody how that how this came about? Well, uh, last semester, I was enrolled in a magazine journalism class and my professor goes, okay, she really pushed us. She's like, you gotta get out there because I'm a journalism major as well, so you got to do those things. You gotta, you know, get over that fear of being shy. So I was like, okay, you know, um, I remember one point, it had to be a couple of months ago prior to this. You guys visited Brooklyn College for and um I met you guys there and I was like, you know what, I'm like, I love the show. I loved. Then I'm like, let me, let me just take a chance. So I messaged you. I was on Twitter messages message scary skitty Skitty Jones and then on Instagram, and then I did as a journalist, though I had to do it. I was like, let me do this right. And then I said, oh my god, she went to Brooklyn College or she goes to Brookn College. I went there and you said you mentioned the Brookn College excels here, Yes, which M the arts editor for it. Which is the newspaper school newspaper, which was there when I was there. I'm like, how cool? And you asked and I X, and I'm like X, and I know, I know you're you're trying to make me say ask roll. It doesn't roll eventually, Okay, So you axed I would do an interview with you. She came up here. Okay, we don't have to go step by step. I opened the door the door and you didn't take notes. You just you turned on an audio recorder. Okay. And then a wonderful article came out, which I thought was beautiful, and I was so nervous too. I was like, what are you nervous about? I don't know. Whenever it comes to my writing, especially as a writer, I'm like always like, Okay, I hope it's good. I hope it you know, I hope it turns out well in the end, right, But thank you for that. So I want to read a read some lines out of here, and then I want Scary to comment on him, and then you tell me how you feel, and then I'm gonna ask me and I'm gonna ask you at the end of the semester of these things prize winning. Okay, okay, so you have to let me finish. So it says he was wearing his no sleep till Brooklyn t shirt, which I'm assuming he put on just for the Brooklyn College interview. I did that, complimented his Brooklyn accent. That's right. Scary Jones smiled at me and waved he was late, says you were late to the interview. Okay, shut up. It says two twenty years in the radio business later, and he's still that cool guy from Brooklyn, which one of you said you were the cool guy from Brooklyn. Okay, based on what you would never the cool guy from and he's flynn about myself. Okay, okay, all right, hold on, hold on. It became more apparent as we walked towards the elevator that would lead us up to see one hundred studios. Now I have a question. I don't know if you remember this. Who got on the elevator first? You were scary. It was me because you held it. You held the door over. Oh oh that's great. That's what I thought happened. Brody was trying to corner you because there was part of this conversation earlier that you weren't in the room for. We're talking about elevator etiquette and people know that I'm a really good guy. And then on the normal circumstances, no cameras in my face and I'm trying to memorize what I'm supposed to do and where I'm very chivalrous. There was no camera when you're not telling over. Okay, So first, okay, once, thank you. Then but he did hold the door open for me when I was leaving too. He's likest the doubling down on the niceness. Okay, that nexts we found you attractive and he was flirting with you. All right, I mean you're not attractive. That sounded bad, but you know what I'm saying. All right. Following the celebration of twenty years of the elvist in Morning show, Scary as Humble as Ever, apologize for running just a little bit late, because as humble as ever, I would never describe you as humble as ever? Did I pay you to write any of this? Hold On It is the part of the article I have to object to. It says here. It's interesting to think that in this moment, a piece of furniture or equipment can bring you back to your eleven year old self on the way to school, sitting in the car while listening to Elvis, Danielle, Scary Froggy, Greg T, the frat boy Bethany, and past boy Josh to name a well, Brodie, she said it right there in the line. She gave you credit because she's acknowledging there are more people on the show. But she just wanted to let's back check. Let's back check to eleven year old Jamie. Hold On, Bethany and coaster boy Josh weren't even part of the show when she was eleven years old. This is true, okay, check both of whom I love dearly, but not on the show. But they remember people made a market. How did I see this article before I hired her as an intern? I would have questions about, Okay, although I will say when Jamie printed the article, because I asked her to print me a copy of it for this podcast, she did, right, And David Brody duh and little smiley face she threw that in after part. Let the record show that was not part of original my fold for back checking after because I wrote it on my check right major okay um, and then says okay, says in Trusqui Reform, he started off goofing around. He said, oh my god, I'm so nervous as I reached for my recorder. So scary being facetious right there. Okay, very good, Yeah, always so nervous, joking Okay, And it says, of course, the goofy side comes alive on air, but off air, his humble side was just as pleasant. Again humble, humble, humble, Yeah, you are not humble. That's her opinion of you are a terrible investigative journalist. If you think okay, Oh, this is the part I'm calling bullshit on. He even admitted that he hated listening to his voice on air. That's true. That is not phone tap is on in his studio. You put your headphones on. But I'm playing. I'm playing a character in my phone test usually. But I don't like listening back to my commercials when they come on the radio. I should understand that. I I don't listen to the Well, that's not true. I have been listening to these podcasts back. Yes, I want him to get better, but I'm not a fan of my own voice. But he says, you hate listening to your voice on the air. You love the fact your voices on the air, And you pointed it and tell everybody in the room, I'm on the radio right now. You do that's me? Yeah, So that's that's I call bullshit on that. Let me And then here's a part of the interview that throws yourself under the bus. It says uh born in Brooklyn, My dream was to be on the radio. Since I was eight years old. I would call up radio stations I called one hundred, which is our home base when zund You first started, I would call in try to get on the air, I would tape myself being on the radio. You just said you don't like hearing yourself on the radio, but you taped yourself and you still listen back to it. Yeah, so I actually contradicted myself there. But I'm just being honest about what I used to do though, and I used to try and record myself, Okay, as a younger. It says the phone taps, we started them in the early two thousand's. Okay, this is this is where Brody's gonna come in. Okay, it's partially wrong and partially wrong. Okay, but no, no, no no, but there the feature known as the phone taps started in two thousand and three something. That's because we changed the name in two I was that was a real that was a real fact. That's a fact. But they had a different name. Yeah, they were called nutcrackers, and I started I'm just saying that's you got the basically basically did the first twelve phone taps, but they were known as the Nutcracker under different more than twelve. Yeah, all right, there, I invented the life. This article was about me, not you, which is which is why I was left scar Yeah. So anyway, the rest of the article is just how relatable down to earth and a bona fide lover of life. That's scary Jones, all right, relatable, Yes, okay, beautiful. I wouldn't sell you. It's just a lot of he's humbly, humblies humble. Well that's the impression I got. That's what know. Okay, all right, so that's just Jamie, thank you. It was a great job. Then it's a great job. Now. I love hearing it back in my head fels you know what, scratch that. I love hearing my own voice. To be honest, I hate hearing my voice back. Oh my god, my radio show. I have a radio show at Brooklyn College. Oh my god. I cannot listen back to it. I'm just like, Oh, here's what I'm gonna say. People are gonna listen to this podcast. You're listening now, and I know that somewhere in the country that you're listening and you're saying, oh my god, that girl has a great accent. Yeah, or they're saying, oh my god, yeah, give out your Twitter handle or something you can if you want, or your Instagram or something. Is that private? Um My Instagram is private? Yes, yeah, Keep it that way. Yeah, please get like, what's your Twitter? Twitter is at Jamie underscore Celeste? How do you spell? Jamie? J A M I E underscore Celeste c E L E s t E. That's my minutes, right, If you'd like to center some comments on Twitter about what a great article that was and a written how articulate and accurate, humble, umble, thank you so much for having me great. Maybe you'll write an article about me something. Uh. Well, we'll be back at Brooklyn College though, David Brodie, And that's right. I think October seventeenth, we're going to Professor Rodman's class. We're gonna be hanging out there, we're gonna be going to talk to his media class, and then after that I'm taking Brodie out for steak dinner. Did you hear? No? Really, I I am. You're laughing, Jamie, but it's true. Okay, so that's allegedly humble nice guy. All right, Well, thank you, Jamie, Thank you so much again. All Right, you held the door before one person in your life, and if Jamie had comedic ability, she would have said, no, I think we should leave it on this uh this note, because I teased, I teased a couple of rants from two weeks ago. So do do one. I'll do, I'll do the I'll do my gripes I got, I got my bone to pick with. Hope, I got rid of that other way. Hold on, I got a bad waitress scripe. I'll say that for next week. The Chinese food people that don't understand what I'm saying, I got it great about them. Let's do let's do phone customer service because I got a problem. I got two problems, and people will relate to these. Hit the music. If you call a company and you're on the phone and the woman says to you, um, what's a good callback number in case we get disconnected? And I said, oh, I'm on my cell phone. Now you can call my cell phone. And I give the cell phone and she repeats it back to me, and I'm on the phone. My satellite provider. There's only two in the country. Really, it was the one with the D which is both of them. And she says to me, great, so if you get disconnected, I'll call you back at this number. And I say yes, I work out my situation with her takes like nine minutes, ten minutes. Guess what happens. She says, whole dawn, I'll just check up your records. Let me right back. He did, he did, he did, he click. Now we were having a pleasant conversation. I wasn't calling the complain believe it or not. A nice conversation. She hung up on me. So I wait because I gave her a callback number. And I waited, and I waited, and I waited, and I waited and I waited, and I thought, if I called back, I have to tell the whole story again. I have to give part numbers again, and and model numbers and serial numbers. She never called back, never did, But you gave her the callback number. So here's my bitch. If you ask for a callback number, it's so you'll call back. It's not a callback number. If you don't use it, then it's just a number called back the callback number. Hi is my second problem. I called a company on Friday at four o'clock and the message says, if you've called after office hours, please leave a detailed message with your account number, your full name, your address, your social scare. By the way, I gave up on that. I don't do that anymore because I know that they don't check that you and you're not really but that's me, that's my experienced. I'm in the middle of a rant. Okay, rant, I can't I'm not a new Land new rant. Well you're ranting, and you have a list of things you want to talk about, and the person you share podcast with interrupt your rant to go on this random about your rant. That sucks. I'm just I'm just agreeing with you. Know I hadn't said it it yet. I know what you're gonna say. You can't rant, man, I think America. I knew what you're gonna say is you rant blocked me. I wasn't done yet, So now I rant bland block. You stole my hash taptoo, Prodian scary the damn music. You don't have to run aboard. So I leave all this in and the whole time the message is going it's like you're this, you're that, your date of birth, your your your footside eyes, uh, you your favorite dwarf, I'm going to that. I So I'm trying to remember all of them. So the book, I leave all this information and I'm sweating, like they get I'm gonna miss something, right, So I what was my my uh? You know anyway. So I leave all this information I get, and I say. The last thing I say was I'm available any day after eleven am to call me because I'm on the radio. But I don't say that. They just don't call me before eleven am East Coast time because I don't know where they're located. What do I get? I get a nine fift phone call while we're on the air, and so I I, oh, it's the doctor's office. That could be you know, it's important. I don't want to miss this, and plus I want to give them ship for calling me. So I step out of the studio where maybe a minute away from playing replaying the phone tap, I go into the studio. I said, yes, yes, this is so and so from so and so so and so. Yeah, UM, if I could just get some information from you, your account number and blah blah blah blah blah bah blah. And I said, first of all, in my voicemail, I specifically said, don't call me before eleven am. And I gave you all that information. I told you what kind of claim it was, like, all of it. Oh, I we didn't listen to that. We just checked the phone numbers that come in. Why does your voicemail system say please leave a detailed message and then specifies all the bullshit that you want me to leave. I don't know. That's not my department. Oh the only it's not my department. Okay, tangent rant. Hashtag tangent rant. It's not my department. I'm at home depot this weekend. I'm having the thermostatic problems sidebar tangent Seth Meyers calls it a sideburn, but it's a tangent rant. Well, it's a it's a rangent ranchent hashtag rangent. I'm at home depot and I asked the guy by the lightbulbs, I have a question about a thermstat wiring that I couldn't look up online. Before you tell me to look it up, I had a question. I was already in the store buying something else, and I said to him, Hey, you're an electrical department. Can you help me? He says, you need to talk to Don. So I go to talk to Don, and obnoxious rich looking woman is like asking Don a million questions and I'm standing there with my arm shopping cart and he's got his Don written on his uh apron and he's the electrician guy. He's the guy, and he's looking at me like he hates to be already. And she's like, so I need to replace my four ft uh track lighting. What can I replace it with? I hated it's ugly, So he says, better looking for four foot track lighting? Well, what are my other options? You could put a lamp, you could put high hats, you could put a fixture, you could put all these things, like anyone. You could just replace it with something else that lights up? Lady, Well, could you shot? And I'm stam waiting, So I go back to the first guy, goes, you gotta talk to Don. He's the guy talked Don, okay. So I'm waiting, waiting, waiting. Twenty minutes go by. She's still like, well, we'll add fixture. Is it easy to? So I go when I get something else from another set another four aisles over, and I come back and now Don is holding his little Coleman bag with his lunch in it, and he's walking towards the break room. Excuse me, I'm on a break and he walks away. So I go back to the first guy and I say, is there someone else I can talk to? I says, well, I I can't help you. He says, it's I can operate on you. Like, but I'm not really a doctor. You'll die on the table. I see, well, who else can I ask? Alan's covering? Don? Go ask Alan? So Alan's like years old, looks like Count Dracula. And I say, Alan, I get a question about thermostat. Can you help me? Nah, it's not really in my section. You really gotta talk to Don. I'm just covering his break. He's on stop my section. You're in the section. If you're in the section, it's your section. You can't tell me it's not my section. Temporarily, you are manning the section. It's your section. Temporarily, you should at least have partial knowledge. What are you doing coming to You might as well not be there, because I got as much information out of you as nobody. You should just hang an orange apron on a hook and I'll go over with a hook and say, hook, what wire goes on the thermostat to power a WiFi? I need help with a sea wire? And the Hawk would have told me as much. Sun did so, not my section. If it's not your section, I don't care if you wanna break. You're walking through your shopping yourself. It's not your section. Don't go into section. I'm done, brody out. I stuck out like six more. Next week, episode nine, we will talk about the stallions having constipation. I need to digest a little bit of this constipation or indigestion. I don't know what this is. So boy Brock episode number eighty. This is the booy sing Brooklyn. Daw Boys Brock Brooklyn, Brooklyn, dah Boys Brock, Brooklyn,