#348: Blouse Puppies At The Groomer

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up dot up? They making noise?

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Speaker 2: Not up, start up, dat Up, Episode three forty eight, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Hello, David Brody.

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Speaker 1: Scary Jones. I've got a feeling that this podcast is gonna be our best podcast since three forty seven. You think so good? I fee that's how great it is. I have a good feeling about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's such a good feeling to know you're alive. It's such a happy feeling. I don't ever do it. That's mister Rogers, is it? And when you wake up ready to say I think I'll make God happy New Day. You don't remember that from mister Rogers. I do. But you don't have a cardigan on, you don't have comfortable shoes on. So where's mister mcphielmy mister mcpheely. Oh, I don't know. There might have been some extracurricular activity there, No, absolutely not, not mister Rogers. The movie, the mister Rogers movie, which was what was the People in your Neighborhood or neighborhood or mister whatever whatever that movie was called with Tom Hanks, doesn't matter. It was fantastic, really good where he played mister Rogers. Really good. It was too short, it was I don't I don't know if I saw it. That's how short it was. I don't think I saw the movie. No, I mean I knew it came out. In fact, that year, I dressed as mister Rogers for Halloween. Oh, it was a beautiful day in the neighborhood. It was called Yeah I had I had the card again and the tie. I had a couple of hand puppets, if you know what I mean. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you know what was it? What was the what was the fucking the woman? Don't don't puppis when it comes to the woman with the pup the big beak nose. But the queen uh no, oh, I could see her. I could see her face in my head right now. She made Elaine fans, Lady Elaine Fairchild. Okay, yeah, wow, Oh you had Grace Queen Sarah, Queen Sarah Saturday, Lady Elaine. I think, yeah that that was an interesting show. Yeah, and ex the Owl and Daniel Tiger. I didn't really like mister Rodgers as a kid. I mean, I understand and I respect him an adults. How how old are you that you knew mister Rodgers when he was a kid. No, when I was a kid. Wow, you know when I was you know, growing up, because I grew up on mister Rogers. Wait a minute, you grew up on mister Rogers and Nick human Eye. How'd you guess? Wow, that's quite quite a variety. There was such a well rounded person of fielding hate comments. They put up a video of me from the Big Show today chirping about third quarter scary. Nope, going to another wedding, not the not the wedding, not the Whynesday wedding. By the way, in a couple of wednesdays, I gotta go to that wedding. It's coming up very soon. Oh I can't wait. Wait few more wednesdays to go. But this one is about another wedding. I was invited to where my friend is getting married for the second time. And all I did was go on the air and say, hey, the fact that this is the second marriage for this guy. I mean, no matter what the day or time, or what size of the affair it was, he gets a lesser gift. Right. Wait a minute, wait, wait, first of all, was it her. Is it her second marriage? Ooh, no, because that has the factor anyway if it's her first marriage. No, but I'm friends to him. And how long was this first marriage? How long did that last? Like? Five years? Five years? Broke up, met someone new, He's getting married again, and I'm like, how long? How long between marriages? How long after the first one ended? Thear is he getting married the second one? It's been about four years? Mmm mm hmmm hmm yeah, uh so? Uh and I did you have a big wedding the first time? Did you become a generous gift, big wedding, generous gift? Yeah? You didn't really get your return on investment? Then, right, Well I'm never gonna get my return on investment because I'm not getting married. Remember hello, No, no, no, I meant you didn't. You didn't get to have him married like him to enjoy his life. You didn't? You know I did? Well? Anyway, I was accused. All I did? You know? We had our around the room room segment where we get to like speak our mind for a few seconds and get to talk about what's on. Yeah, so I used my segment to do that on the Big Show, and I got crushed by the entire show except for Scotty B who was very frugal. And it's like, you know what, I kind of see where scary is coming from here. But they all like laid into me and they're like, if you really want to, if you really want to help yourself out, if you if you really care about it, the guy, it's about your relationship with him and his new blossoming relationship. Yeah, you know. Then some people will say one person said that they shouldn't have to they shouldn't even ask for a gift. In fact, they should say, you know what, just make donations to a charity or I'm not looking for gifts this time around. Just basically just blow it off because this way it put it lets everybody off the hook, and there's no awk, wait a second, wait a second. Rest of all the charity thing lets the guests off the hook, because then who knows what you gave to a charity. They don't get notified how much you gave to the charity. True like, oh, I need you to give this. I want to donate to the ASPCA and one of our wedding You're like, wow, I was gonna givewo hundred and fifty bucks to you as a wedding gift. You can give like twenty bucks to the ESPC and call it a day. They never know, They just see that you go all a generous gift. So you can't trust people to do that. Here's what I'll say, Scotty b should be careful because is divorced and Scotty Bee is very seriously in a relationship. Yeah, that may end up in a second marriage, right. I have a feeling he would want as he addressed that on the air and said, you know what, I don't if this ever happens again, I don't want I do not want a big gift. I don't want one. Even if he throws a big wedding. I guess maybe they want or maybe throw a smaller wedding. Maybe it's a smaller wedding. But now you're quantifying the amount of money to the to the gift to the to the size of the wedding. So what are you tying? What are you tying the gift to? Because so you know, again we've had arguments on this, We've had debates on this podcast. We have a lot of times it's tied to the plate and how much money they spent on the affair, and what night of the week it is, and what level of dress code like all that is tied to the gift. Allegedly allegedly not allegedly, people do that. So my question is, are they handling this as a second marriage where it's going to be a little bit more low key, not as big of an not as many people invited, you know, uh, maybe a smaller catering hall, and they're gonna like, listen, we just happen to get married again, we found love again, or is this her first wedding And they're like making it like a big deal, a deal, Well, then you gotta give her first. I give him ninety I give ninety yeah, because I know you want to give like seventy percent. And I'm saying they still have to have a life together, right, He's probably half his money went to his first wife, and now he's got to build a life with the second wife. Yeah, and maybe a new place to live, new things, a new set of dishes because probably his ex wife kept the last dishes, who knows. Uh. So I think if if he's if he's your boy, then well this is all hypothetical. I'm not going to short change the guy. You know me well enough, I'm not gonna I gotta give him a good gift. But but tells me, My God tells me no, No, Sometimes scary you give a very nice gift, and sometimes you give a nice gift, and sometimes you give a boom gift. And I know you're not gonna give a boom gift. Is in the back of your mind. You're gonna be thinking, I'll give a nice gift and I'll feel good about myself. And if anyone asks, I can say, give a nice gift. But you're not given the gift you would have given if this was his first wedding. Very true, very true. I know you the audience slices know you. Yeah, oh you kidding. You're given a ninety You're given a You're given Maybe you're gonna give like a ninety one percent gift You're gonna give You're gonna give an eighty eight percent gift, a Scary Jones gift. You're not given one hundred and twenty percent like that everyone else. You gonna know Barry John. But you know, just food for thought. Here do we do? I even? It just sucks? Okay? What if? What if both parties were in the second marriage. What if it's hers? I don't it's not hers, but but but let's hypothetically say speaking they're both now on there, it's a second marriage for both of them, and how are they handling it? Is that big wedding, huge web. Now are you friends with the first ex wife? I was until she was no longer? But you liked her? I liked her at the time, yeah, but oh but now you now you don't like her. She's just she's out of my friend's life, so she's out of mind. I mean, she had followed me on Instagram, so oh oh sheh on followed you. It's okay, Well maybe it's maybe it's too painful to see memories of the of the I got no problem with that. But no, but I feel like if you're still friends with her, then you're like you're throwing money at her axe. It's like you're taking his side. But you have I'm friends with I'm friends with him, not her. Remember that? So anyway, are you gonna all right? Our last question? Are you gonna fill out the check before you go? Or while you're there? Oh? Come on, that's so tacky to do it while you're there. You've never done that. I think I might have once once. Okay, how are you gonna feel if you write a boom check and you get there and it's a downplayed second wedding, downplay small, no big deal. Are you gonna Are you gonna be like no boom what? What's done is done. The envelope is sealed. That's it. I'm okay. And you never buy stuff off the registry. Never mm hmm. Only if I don't go to the wedding. I don't go to the wedding. I do a registry gift. Go to the wedding. You like, you like to give the you like to give the card. Yeah, I don't know if you buy, if you buy off the registry, what do you do at the end of the night. Hey, this is a great wedding registry. I got registered. I took care of you. I registered. You don't worry. You can't. It's like you like hand I like handling, the handing the envelope. Hey, here you go, little something for you, litt'll say a great time, litt something say beautiful, beautiful affair. Get yourself something nice. You can't do that. I got you some dishes, Hey, hey, I had a great time. Hope to see you soon in a great ton of honeymoon. I blended you. I blended you. I gotta blend. I gotta get a mixing ball. I got get a kitchen the account of top mixing ball. I'll enjoy it. The blue one you wanted, that was me. I got it for you. No envelope boom. Here you go, treat self, cheat yourself. Yeah, hey, yourself, something sexy for the honeymoon with Scary and Brodie. That case, the mixture is gonna look really sexy on their honeymoon. Yeah, they bring that mixing bowl. By the way, they're not cheap either, They're very expensive. Those are like three hundred dollars each. Yeah, two fifty maybe two fifty too. Fitty Jill came down with two fifty anyway. All right, So I had I had a problem this week at the dog groomer. So the place I get might and I have two dogs. I have a boy dog and a girl dog. Girl dog is thirteen boy dogs twelve? Did they ever fuck? No? No, But there's stepsister and brother. Now they don't know that though it's a boy and a girl. He's gonna try and get it fixed. He's fixed. She's fixed. They don't do that. Ah, so she's never in heat. No, have you ever caught them trying to hump? No? No, he's lazy. He's like boom. How old is she lumpy? I told you twelve. I called her she's thirteen. Don't you listen to this podcast? I knew they were older, but elderly dogs. No, they've known each other for a long time. I've had them for a long time. Senior dogs. They don't know. I just thought that I a male dog and a female dog are automatically going to go at it. No, not once you cut the balls off and cut out the huha, I mean the you know, the internal Yeah. No, they're fixed. Now listen, No, he's not like that. Now. I'll tell you my daughter's dog that I watch on occasion that I had staying with us for a while. He tries to hump my girl dog. He's five and he's fixed, but he doesn't know what he's doing, so he humps her hip, he humps her side like he doesn't know what to do. And that's good because there's no there's nothing I have to worry about. He there's no clue what he's supposed to be doing. Anyway, No, it's not okay, So anyway, I get them place sidetracked. I get them groomed for the same place by the same place about five years. And there's one place I go to occasionally, but mostly the same place all the time, for like five years, maybe more than five years, could be longer. And there's a woman who works at the counter and she's like the store manager, not the owner, but she runs the place. And you know, there's groomers in the back. She's not a groomer, but there's groomers, and whenever I go in, she knows what to do, takes care of them, gives me the good price whatever, and the dog's always come out great. Well, I don't know what happened to her. She's not working there anymore, or she's on vacation or whatever. There's a new woman there now, friendly enough, but she's not the brightest and she doesn't give me the discount I got the Hey, you used to pay the old price. We're gonna honor you the old price. She's like, no, I can't help you new price. I go baby, the other woman giving her the old price. Yeah, I can't help you. I go, all right, But he's bigger than she is. I used to get him, got medium dog price, she got the small dog price. Yeah, same size. No they're not the same size. He's bigger, not the same price. So not a fan already. Anyway, I get it. I dropped them off, and I get a phone call twenty minutes later. Yes, I'm calling about your dog muots MUTSI, yeah, you know, short form mzzirella. And she says she has cut on her on her chest. I said, he has a scab. Hees, well, it's bleeding a little bit. No she, he says, She says he has he has a cut on his chest. I said it's a she. Yeah, he has a cut on his chest and it's a little bit of blood. I said, it's a girl dog. Oh okay, anyway, she has a cut a little bit and want to let you know that it had a little blood came out. But she's okay. I said, all right, Well, as long as you know she's not bleeding anymore, not bleeding anymore, okay, great. So when I get there to pick the dogs up, I said, I'm here to pick up my dogs. So she says, I shees, just so you know he's fine. What's wrong with him? Remember I called you he has a little blood on his chest. No, no, it's a girl dog. She's a she. Oh yeah, yeah, anyway, she's fine. Okay, now, Scary, I have two harnesses for the dogs. The blue one is for the boy. The green one is for the girl. You understand that, right, Scary, Yeah, I'm blue blue and for the boy, green for the yeah. Right, yeahs blue boy, green girl, green, blue and green. Easy enough to remember. Blue for the boy, right, And the blue one is bigger, he's bigger. Okay. So she comes out of the back carrying my girl dog in the blue harness that is huge on her. Oh no, and she says he's fine. But I didn't want to put the harness on because the strap goes across where the scab is. I said, now she's holding my she's holding my girl dog under under her arms so that she looks like she's upright, like her legs are hanging down. Yeah, so you can see her privates. So I said, I don't understand. It's a girl dog. You can just look and see she's got no penis. Oh yeah, girl dog. Yeah, she's fine, I said, And didn't we discuss the harnesses Blue for the boy, green for the girl. Yes, she's Oh, she's the girl. It's not that hard when they don't have a penis they're a girl dog. That's easy enough. Well maybe she thought, but maybe she thought green was for the guy. Green is for guy, and blue is for the bitch. Yeah, yeah, okay. So I finally I get the dog and she goes get the other dog. Fine, okay. I tell her she's got the wrong harness on, and she goes in the back, puts the right horness and brings the dogs out. Again. She doesn't give me the discounted price for the smaller dog. I'm like, this is really kind of pissing me off. I take the dogs. I go to the parking lot. Now, when you walk to the parking lot, scary. There's an alleyway you have to walk through between where I get my dog roomed and the place next door. Okay, in the alleyway is a ledge, and on that ledge is where the people from the next door location smoke cigarettes. So if they're out there on their smoke break, I have to walk my dogs through this narrow alleyway past the smokers, and they're fucking annoying because it's an alleyway that's about two feet wide, and I can't avoid the smoke, and it's no other way to get to the front of the store. My god. So when I first got there to drop the dogs off, the guy was outside smoking and I had to hold my breath and run past them with the dogs otherwise it's like a cloud of smoke, and I don't want my dogs bringing a smoky anyway. So I'm leaving and there's the guy with the cigarette and he's smoking again. So I run the dogs by, and I see it as a car blocking my car. So my car is pulled in head first to the back of the mall. Yeah, and there's a car directly perpendicular behind my car. Okay, I can't get out, so I'm like fuck. So the guy says to me. He says, oh, no, so there's a guy walking his dog and he says, a really hot woman in a black slinky dress block you in. I said, oh, you saw her. Yeah, she had a dog. She went in the pet store where you just came out of. I said, okay, great, so now I know what she looks like. So I had just seen a woman who fit that description walk into the pet store. So I go back past the smoker, and as they walk by the smoker, the guy goes, hey, man, the hot chicken the black dress blocks you in. I'm like, oh, great, good things. She's a hot chicken a black dress. So I go back into the store and the hot chick she's wearing a spaghetti strapped black dress. I mean, why you'd wear that kind of dress to a pet store in the afternoon on a weekday, I don't know. Well who cares? So she did anyway, big deal. My point is I found out who she was because she was hot and she had a slinky black dress. If she was non in the script trumpy. But both guys were like, oh yeah, we saw the woman. Oh yeah, we know. We know which one is. Hot chick chick, long hair, black dress. So I go in and she's taken modeling shots. I think of her dogs, all right, like she was picking up her dogs. They got groomed. Now she's so she's photographing that. Excuse me, She says, yeah, I said, you're in the raft four, the gray one. You're blocking me in. Oh, I'm so sorry. Give me a second, and she's taking taking pictures of the dogs. I said, no, no, no, I don't think you understand. I want to leave. Oh come on, don't beat me to a hot chick. Yeah right yeah, hot girl in hot girl in consideration is uh is okay? Right? I would be like, yeah, take all the pictures you want. I'll wait. No, no, so I said, I said, I said no, no, I really would like to leave. Oh I'm so sorry. Okay, fine, and she went out and so I followed her through the alleyway and the guy smoking was like staring her up and down as she walked by, and then he looked back at me and gave me the wink, like, yep, that's hard. She was attractive. Yet My point is, My point is if you my my my advice to you is, if you're going to be an inconsiderate person and block people in with your car, don't be attractive exactly. Don't wear a slinky black spaghetti strap dress because people, the guys are gonna notice and be able to describe you perfectly. Yeah. I love that. So I think ai Ai has a ways to go. Yeah, now they got a ways to go. This from the guy who can't tell the AI my girlfriend. My girlfriend screens show out of this. Actually she yeah, she basically asked Groc. Groc is the AI chatbot for X, so she must have asked who Scary Jones is, and Groc came back with, and you know my social media stats and then says he's often sharing his love for pop culture, new restaurants, gadgets, and hassle free drama, drama free lifestyle. His here's where it gets weird. His net worth is debated estimates. Estimates range from one million dollars to one hundred and five million dollars, with more reliable sources like Forbes suggesting one to five million, largely from his radio career, podcasting, and other ventures. How much you're make it on the podcast? I don't know, Brody. Maybe I'm pleasure making a lot of on the podcast. Maybe that's how you afforded such an expensive sound system. Ridiculous And then and then it goes on to then she asked about this Scary Jones relationship status. I'm like, why do they want to trap me like this and make me angry? So she's like, is scary What is Scary Jones relationship status? And it says Based on available info, Scary Jones is currently single with no confirmed girlfriend as of the latest reports. There was a mention of a woman named Robin joining the fifteen minute morning Show back on September ninth of twenty twenty after being spotted in a photo from a Z one hundred event, and she was referred to as his girlfriend at the time. However, there's no clear evidence that they're still together, and sources like Celebs Couples and Dating Celebs note that Jones keeps his personal life private, with no recent update on a relationship. I'm sorry, is the Brooklyn Boys podcast fucking private? Because all I do is talk about my girlfriend and the morning show? Anyway, Now, I can't tell if Robin's pissed. Look, why am I not making an imprint? Why was there a mention of Robin back in twenty twenty and that currently I'm single? You believe this? Now? What are you doing? Brody turned his mic off. What are you doing? I'm not doing anything. What I did was I asked chat Beat GPT, what can you tell me about David Brody? He used to work in SEE one hundred. So before I get to that, because I'm going to show you what it just told me. So Robin asked about your dating status. That's pretty funny. Yeah. I think she's just testing it, just trying to see Yeah, yeah that it doesn't sound like you're dating somebody else. Yeah, but it also picked up right, but it also picked up that on very specifically September ninth, twenty twenty mentioned of her. I don't know. That's interesting. Well, so I asked it, what can you tell me about? David Brodie used to work at ZEE one hundred. Here's a photo of David Brody from his time on Elvi Strand in the morning show. You know the Z one hundred hold on, you know, he's the He's the Z one hundred legend behind all those brilliant spoof commercials, phone taps and song parodies. Oh really. David Brody is a longtime radio comedy writer and executive producer, best known for his creative work blah blah blah blah. He joined the show YEP correct year. During his tenure, Brody became a central humor architect of the program, writing spoof commercials, jingle song parties, and orchestrating phone taps. The prank calls that fans still remember, known affectionately as the King of All phone taps. How the fool the fuck names you that? He also co hosted the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, along with other iHeart offerings like Walkers and Talkers and the Brooklyn Boys. Blah blah blah. It talks about my departure and why I left, and then it goes through my resume. Uh oh, my my co hosts blah blah blah. Whatever. That was just from chat cheapt or from Grock chat cheapt But I want you to look at the first thing it says, here's a photo of David Brody from his time in Elviston. More show. I'm gonna hold this up to the camera for you and see if you like their choice of the picture they chose of me for the podcast. But but just don't be saything specific. But let me see. Okay, So so for our video audience, because maybe filming this, I don't know. It's a picture of straight Nate. Hold on, hold on on a second, Well you know what you got at. You gotta use the picture of straight Nate. You got an upgrade? Yeah no, that's your opinion. Wait a second, did you just try and correct it says that here's a more accurate Oh, here's the more accurate look of Okay, hold on again. All of your facts are correct, But that picture is of another person on the Morning Show named Nate. That is not a picture of David Brody. I know this because I am David Brody. Are you yelling at chatch ept right now? Yes, thank you for clarifying. Since you are David Brody, who'd know better than you? Blah blah blah. If you'd like I can track down Yes, I would like you to track down an actual photo of me and use that in future searches. Or I can give you one if you have a problem. See what it says, Yeah, Okay, you pulled the same photo of Nate. Stop pulling the same photo of Nate. That is not me. It doesn't look anything like me. Pull up a picture of David Brody. Google image search David Brody. Damn it. What's wrong with this? See that's why I don't know. Like I said, it's got a long way to go. It keeps hold on. It's looking querying images, queering for images, searching for accurate images. Just look at my Instagram. No, it's not find finding reliable images, no searching for acurate? What about what about Getty your wire image? You you've been you've been noted on those search David Brody's see one hundred. There's hundreds of pictures of me with celebrities at events. Yeah, of course, jingle balls. They can't find a picture that's crassing image confusion. It's it's short circuiting. Wow, clarifying image search, clarifying for accurate? And now do is this chat GBT four or five? Look? Look, I hold it up to the camp. It's still going. Craig can't find my God, it can't find an image of me. I want you know why? You can you send it an image? You're private, That's why I'm not. I'm a private person. But it knows all the stuff. I wonder if you upload an image of yourself to it and say this is me from now on, if anyone queries this, yes, show if they believe it. I don't know if it works that way. I think it still collates everything. It just breaks the Internet and comes up with its own thing. You're right, and I'm sorry for the mix up. I will not use the straight and eight photo again. Here are four images. Yep, blah blah blah blah. Yep, okay, if you want me to look no, no, hold on? Oh yep, okay. Those are all pictures of me, one with you, one with Demi Levado, and one with headphones. All right, yes, those are all pictures of me. Use the one with the headphones as my picture in future searches. Thank you. Okay, there's a picture of us when we did an appearance on the uh On in Brooklyn with the skyline behind. That's nice, all right, very cool. Are you good? You're good for now? All right, we can here's the picture that look at us, that's on the pier. That's a great picture. That's a great picture. I love that. That's boys podcast. We will be right back. You see how how AI is not really ready yet. That's what I was saying. That's how I open this. I got a dumb question for you. Oh, continue to drink. I started, Okay, So I drink a lot of water by the cave. I drink water by the case, and I drink I drink the individual bottles of water. You drink it by the case per day. No, I mean I buy it by the case. I drink it by the case. I drink. I drink it like I go through a case in a week or so week and a half anyway, So it's always the sixteen ounce bottles, right, because the sixteen ounce little here we have Poland spring. Here's here's my question. It comes coming to you straight from Maine Poland right. So the sixteen out first of all, the sixteen ounce, I find that I find myself leaving around the house. I don't finish the whole thing. I never put it in there. I like my water warm, I don't Sometimes I leave it in my car, it sits in the sun. I don't finish the bottle. I don't finish the bottle. That's weird. So I started buying the eight ounce, the half, the half, the sixteen you know, the little mini one, the minis. But I drink the whole thing in one shot, and it's not enough for me to quench my thirst. So I said, fuck it, I want to buy twelve ounce bottles. Do you know you really can't find twelve ounce bottles of water anywhere? I mean, I order everything online. It's eight or sixteen's or thirty two's. Why don't they have a fight they have twelve ounce soda they have twelve ounce. Everything else standard is twelve ounce. I can't find twelve ounce. I cannot find twelve ounce bottles of water because twelve would be the perfect amount. But there's gotta be a reason why they fuck you. Do you know? Do you have any There's got to be a rhyme of a reason. There's no answer to that.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I just think that they figure out the cost and the labor, and those are the sizes they've come up with. Even sixteen, what about twelve? This sixteen point nine was a lot of things. Ten point nine, twelve, sixteen. Then they have twenty ounce, shit, twenty four ounce. No, no, twelve now because they sell you to sixteen to get the charge of a sixteen. I don't know why twelve they don't get that. Now you get to sell you the Someone told me, someone told me that. Somebody told me. Somebody told me that the glass bottles of Saratoga come in twelve, which is unhealthful because that's like thirty dollars a case the glass bottles of water. I just found a water company you can get a target or for their website called Ozarka spring Water twelve ounces. Yeah, Ozarka Ozarka. All right, but it's always it's always the weird ones. There's not not the mainstream. We're talking Apina and Dasani and pold Spring to Dasani purified water bottles enhanced with minerals twelve full ounces eight pack an twelve. I want a case of twelve ounce. I want to play the case. I just searched for two seconds and I found twelve ounce water bottle. It's just hard to find. They don't it's not common to listen. I'm not going I'm not. I'm saying it slices and I know you're gonna come back with me with oh this brand makes that and that break listen. Oh look, Fiji twelve ounce bottles. Yeah, get out. I'm looking on Amazon a case. Yes, yeah, what company is the Send me that link? Anyway? These are sixteen point nine everything sixteen and thirty. I'm okay. I told you Ozarka, Ozarka water is Ozarka, man, it's probably from the Ozarks. All right, let's just move on. This is stupid. I found you Aquafina Aqua twelve whatever I told you was at Walmart? What I tell you? It was at Walmart? Five minutes ago, you know it was. It was an eight eight Asani eight the Sani eight packs. All right, an eight pack. So go to Walmart, your bougie bastard. What are you just saying? Anyway, speaking of places that are not fancy, I went to Taco Bell and I and I got three burritos for the price of one. How did you manage that? Well? I ordered a chicken burrito, no sour cream, add tomatoes in the app. Okay, it's in the app. The order goes right to Taco Bell. I don't have to say it. They don't have to mishear. It goes right to Taco Bell. So I ordered. I ordered the one thing right. I ordered a soda because in the afternoons the medium soda is only a dollar, so it's happy hour. So I got a dollar soda and I got a chicken burrito, which is like two sixty nine, no sour cream, add tomato. That's easy enough, right, solur cream and hold the Okay, see you must work at Taco Bell. Salur cream, cream, tomato, and tomato. Okay, Blues Boy Green is for girl, No salur cream, no sour cream, and tomato. So I get the burrito and I do what I always do. I pull out of the drive through, and I pull over immediately and I check my order, because when you're finicky like me, you gotta check your orders. I open it up, and the sour cream in it. Now, unlike lettuce, you can't pick the sour cream out. Now here's the thing. The way you're supposed to do the sour cream is left to right and then roll it. Well, whoever made this particular burrito put the sour cream h top to bottom and then rolled it so all the sour cream was on the right half of the burrito, so only half the burrito was ruined because they rolled it wrong. So all the ingredients were not evenly dispersed. Number one, they were all top to bottomed and then they roll left to right, so the left side was all chicken and rice and the right side was chicken and sour cream. So I'm I'm not eating that. So I go back when the tomatoes are all mixed in. So I go back around the drive through and I said, I'm coming hop you on your honor. I said, yeah, I gotta they give made a mistake. I gotta come back with it. So I drive up to the drive to the drive through, and I so, now I've already noticed scary. They can't take the food back. I know they can't. You know why because last week I went to Taco bell I think I told you the story. It was ice cold, yes, right, and they wouldn't take it. They wouldn't they wouldn't reheat it. I was like, put it in the microwave, would have mic wave. So I know they can't take it back. So I said, hey, I'm really sorry, but I ordered it no sala cream and this has salur cream in it. So the so the so the guy says, I'm sorry. It was a woman this time. The woman says, hey, I'm really sorry. Uh give it to me. I'll throw it out and we'll make you a new one. So I'm like, I'm still lead half of it, right, So I'm like this again. So I said, you've done this before. No I have not, So I said, now, just I'll throw it out. So I took it and I threw it in the garbage bag in my car, which, by the way, I can take right back out of my course because it's right. You're like, all right, no problem, I go. I thought you couldn't take back food. Oh yeah, you're right. We can't take back food. So I was like, okay, then I threw it out. It's fine. Meanwhile, I know I can take it back out of my garbage. But whatever. So she says, we'll make it right away. So she makes it right away, gives me the thing, no sour cream. I drive up, I pull up to the parking space. I look at it and guess what it's No, there's no soal cream. Now there's no tomatoes. So I paid sixty cents. By the way, at this point, brody cut you lost at slices. You know at this point what that means. I'm getting a third burrito. So I drive back around. Or excuse me, this much time in their day, I do it. Why don't I don't have a job. This is my job. So I drive around and I get I get the ice. I say, excuse me, I hate to bother you. Just did they put sour cream again? I said no, but it was no sour cream had tomato and it's no tomato. Just I'm terribly sorry. I said, look, if it makes your life easier, just give me a cup of tomatoes on the side and I'll throw them in nope, don't be ridiculous. I'll make you a fresh one. So I said, okay, So she made me a fresh one. I got it and it was beautiful, perfect, right. So I pulled away and now I had the one it didn't have tomatoes. I had the one that was perfect, and the other one I just caught in half and had a perfect I had two in hand, burritos and half burritos for the price of one. What amazing, What a bargain, What a bargain. I love Taco Bell. Thank you a mayo naising It wasn't mayonnaise of sour cream. I'm just saying, but mayonnaise is close. Are you a racist? All white condiments are not the same. Scary. It's the b Boys podcast. Ah, We're moving fast here, moving fast and furious. So I want I wanted to bring something up that I guess I don't know how I feel about it. But so on our big show, our boy coaster Boy Josh, he does all the lot of a lot of the production for the show. He has an intern that works with him. Okay, and she is amazing. She's been great. She does all she pulls a lot of the sound drops and one of the things that Coaster Boy has her had her do as a final project was to put together a promo that could run on the morning show, like an opener, like one of those show openers, oh you know, like those AI things that like those rejoins, like like something like that, but for the opening of the big show. So she put it together. She we played it on the air, and it was it went over with rave reviews. Okay, So my question is is it okay to allow your intern to shine and to do that? Because you think about it, and I'm not talking about our show specifically, but for managers in other arenas, in other jobs, if they allow an intern to do a major product project that this manager is being paid to do, can they outshine them and then worry about their own job? Is that something that? Is that something that they should encourage? Okay, in general or on your show? No, because I was using my show as it as an example as a springboard for a larger conversation because speaking our slices don't do radio. So okay, speaking for me, you know, I put all my interns on the radio. Yes, right, I had them all shine. They gave me topics. I'm like you know what you go on the air, I'll tell Elvis, and Elvis would call them in and they would do their own topics. Correct, right, they would come in with their content. Now I would train them on how to create content. By the way, we love that. We want them to do that on our show. Yeah, exactly, So I think in that job, it's encouraged to have the shine. Correct. Now, Now move this to the corporate universe. Okay, it depends on the culture of the company you're working for. But if let's say let's say you're you're if you're in the corporate world, you're a you're a computer guy, you're a you're a designer, you're you're an ad agency person, and your your intern comes up with a great slogan and they did great campaign, and they have five ideas and you've had none. That that might make it look like you're yesterday's news. It could be a problem right there there, and they're the new show. Correct. So to what extent I'd like to know? This is more of a question for the slices. Has a has an intern ever like ripped the carpet out from underview and stolen your job or someone? Have you been the intern and you shined above your book, right, and not just an internship, but someone someone to someone below you did someone like fast track and surpass you because you allowed them to do something and get the credit for it. And again, is it right? Is it wrong? I mean, you're not supposed to get let them get the credit for it. I think it's easy again once again with the radio show, we're joking around, and plus it's easier to do, and it's it's fun and to put projects together and let them get on the radio. But in the corporate atmosphere where you got a lot of seriousness and a lot of money at stake, if if you know an intern or someone below you show you life, that could be problematic for you. Here's what I've experienced in my career before radio, when I managed restaurants and retail places. That's really where I was going with this is do everyday jobs. Okay, So sometimes and I can I specifically can remember a couple. Sometimes you promote a regular employee to like shift manager or like shift supervisor, so they're not a manager. They probably don't have keys to the store, but they run the shift like maybe they run the middle shift. They run twelve to eight, so they don't open. They don't close, but like you know, they can, like if they work the registers, you trust them to like do the returns, like you know some stores of managers to come over and do the returns. Sometimes you make like the head cashier can do the returns. So you make like a head cashier or a supervisor that isn't a manager, but they get some authority. And I've seen that where that person gets a little beyond themselves and starts doing managerial stuff and starts doing stuff that the manager is supposed to do. But they're like, no, I got it. I can handle that. I know how to do that. But they shouldn't. And I've seen where managers that aren't the GM will shoot that person down and stop making them in charge of shifts because they see that they're overdoing it. They're getting too big for their bridges, as the expression goes, so they're like, you know what, put a shit on that kid. But now the question, the follow up question is is that right or wrong? Because if the person's doing a great job, it's wrong. Yeah, But the people right above you might be like, I don't want this guy taking my job and he's already that they're showing too much initiative. You want to shift supervisors to be really good at shift supervisors. You don't want them to be exhibiting managerial experience unless you're the general manager. If you're the general manager, the boss, you want to see that because that gets your jet your regular managers on their toes, so they worry about their jobs. Ah, it pushes them right. Yeah, it's like if you're the manager, I feel different people out there that have been bypassed because they might have gotten a little lax in what they do and allowed someone else to do the job and then find management finds out that they they've done it better than you, and thereat the greatest story of all time. Wally Pip. I don't want to get wiped Wally Pip? Who was Wally Pip? He was the Wally Pip was the first first baseman for the New York Yankees. Right, he was the regular first starting first baseman, and he played most of the time, play almost every game. And then one day he's like, I need a day off. He wasn't feeling well whatever, he needed a day off. I don't remember the extrucgstances doesn't matter. He took a day off and the backup first baseman, a rookie named lou Gereg, played first base the next day, and Louke Gereg played two thirty games or something in a row, and Wally Pip never played again. There has to be more to that story. Why WoT is known as the iron Man. But let's see how many hold on? But why? My question is why didn't they just did Pip play after Luke Garrig started playing in first base? But why didn't they just put Wally Pip back the next day? I mean they must have hated Wally Pip. They had it out for him, They definitely did. He must have been at the end of his career. Something up, Something was up there. Okay, hold on, Okay, here it is so, Wally Pip did not play any games. So the New York Yankees, after lou Gareg began his record twenty one, one hundred and thirty game streak, I was right about the amount at first base. On June second, nineteen twenty five, Pip was replaced by Garrek due to a headache and never regained his starting position, though he continued to play for other teams. In the minor league. No, after the Yankee catcher a yan his Yankee career ended. So he got sent down to the minors and never made it back to the majors. He was in the major scond. Yeah, but second, if you're an everyday first baseman and then you need a day off, it doesn't matter how if the guy goes four for four, six for six, whatever, You're still gonna get your job back the next day. Right, Why did Blue Garrey continue to play? He later played for the Cincinnati Reds and continued his career in the minor leagues, finishing his career with the Newark Bears in nineteen twenty nine. Yeah, he had a headache. He had a headache, well for the Tigers, then the Yankees, than the Reds. He had a headache and never played for the Yankees again to eighty one lifetime hitter. Yeah, and he was replaced by one of the greatest baseball players in the history of baseball, Lou garrig So somebody could somebody could out do you. You know, if you allow them to get wally pipped, if you allow them to shine, if you allow them, if you if you take a day off because you have a headache and you let someone pinch hit for you, You're done? Is that what you're saying? Well, the most costly headache of all time. I guarantee there's some people out there in slight slanned who had got pipped, who got pipped, wally pipped, not pipped, because pipped is being pipped is a real thing. But wally pipped where they where they get oh, pipped is a performance? Uh? What is pip? Dad? Why don't you ask? You chat? GPT? It means postal, instant instant press, doesn't it? Whatever it is you mean to get pipped, it's like you're on you're on probation pretty much. It's like you have sixty days to shape upper ship out. That's what being pipped is at work. But getting pipped can mean to narrowly lose or be defeated in a competition, especially in the UK as in pipped at the post or performance improvement plan in the workforce. But in Britain to get pipped means somebody just like beat you out, like you got at the last second, right, But in America it means you got replaced, You're done, you beat Yeah, so I got I got some sound. What do you got? What you got for me? Okay? Uh, this is a dj D York station on satellite radio. I'm not going to embarrass and tell you who what his name is. But tell me what's wrong with a word, he says twice. See where you can tell me? Here we go, volumes all the way up before you tell me? Brody raised the volume. Being a kid from the Illinois and also Adam, Illinois. She grew up loving sabbath waiting and priest and here is him and his couple buddies from Illinois, you know, far from home, Illinois who you don't say the s Wait? Where are they getting these announcers Illinois? The correct? Okay, scary, I want you to tell me. I'm gonna play a beginning of a commercial for a cruise ship, and then after the first clip, I want you to tell me. Listen to the clip and tell me if you would go on this cruise ready.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Explode the world the Viking Way from the quiet comfort of elegant small ships with no children and no cause.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, did you hear that? No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Explore the world the Viking Way from the quiet comfort of elegant, small ships with no children.

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Speaker 1: Would you go on that cruise? Small ships with no children? With no children? Yeah? Why not go on that cruise me? And that's that's actually a selling point for me. That's a plus.

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Speaker 3: Explore the world the Viking Way from the quiet comfort of elegant small ships.

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Speaker 1: With no children. Okay, so you go on that cruise, you go on that cruse. How about it? How about okay, let's hear more of the commercials.

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Speaker 3: Small ships with no children and no casinos.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm out, you're out? Yeah, no casinos? Yeah? No. Guess how is that selling children part? How is that a selling point? I don't know. And by the way, I don't think the two go together. I think people that don't want children are the same people who want a casino. That's why I thought it was weird. I was like, oh, would scary do this? No? Would you m Yeah? I was, yeah. I'll tell you why. I like casinos. My family can take it or leave it. Yeah, so we would, Well yeah I would. I would. Yeah, I would go on a cruise with no children cruise. Yeah, what about no casino cruise? I would do that. But I could see you not wanting to do that, like we would have done the Disney Cruise because there's no casinos on the Disney Cruise. So all right. There's a show that was on AMC, I think from twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen, and I used to do reviews of it on my Walkers and Talkers podcast. It was called it was called Preacher, and it was a supernatural show about a preacher, a vampire, and a crazy woman that shoots people and stabs them and it's a ludicrous show, absolutely insane. Anyway, we would review the shows and break down every episode. When The Walking Dead was on hiatus, okay, but then The Walking Dead had Feared the Walking Dead and other spin offs and so The Walking Dead was on almost all the time, so we didn't need to keep reviewing Preacher, which we were only doing to fill time while The Walking Dead wasn't on the air. So we only did the first three seasons and never did the fourth season. So I was kind of bored, and I'm like, you know what, I never watched the fourth season of Preacher, which I really liked, so I looked it up. It's on Netflix and it says going away August eighteenth, which I know already passed, but this was like two weeks ago, so I binged quickly. The fourth season, which was was terrific. I think the show is still on AMC. You should go watch it. But here's what I didn't know happened on the fourth season. At one point, one of the characters I'm not gonna spoil anything gets captured and they want to torture him. So they bring in a guy from New York who specializes in a special kind of torture. But I want to play these clips for you because I want you to hear where he's from. Here we go this point, typical thing eating out and fading fast, so many body parts of person can lose. I'll subject here. Whatever he loses, he grows back to vampire. That being said, Bullens is easy. Bulleen's basic. You want to produce that, gotta go hold spirit when it comes the application and gotta go benson Hurst. You gotta go Bensonhurst, you go. If you want to really torture someone, you gotta go so so. But like four episodes, here's another clip. Ready, Oh, he know Ben knows for that. It's certain kind of torture. No, this guy is happens to be from benson Hurst. So here's another clip here star he wanted to burn and I said no, I said me, take care of it. This guy special, this guy deserves it forever. Oh hey, you're gonna love h Okay, So he tells the guy, because we're gonna I'm gonna take you somewhere. We're gonna spend your whole life being tortured. Is one of the clip thanks named after Ake Berdy himself, right man, the lordly city. Yeah yeah, I'm barely spelled the anyway, he said. So there's a guy's benson Hurst, the Canoli city. He goes, I could smell Nineteenth Avenue from here. Anyway, here's this show one last clip talking about the kind of people who live in benson Hurst. All right, well, why why are you playing this for me? I'm trying to understand this. This makes nose. I'm playing it for the slices. This is where we're from. But I don't think they care about this. This is irrelevant. What is this? I wanted to because I'm pointing out that our little hometown is being talked about in a bad way. Well it's when is it ever talked about in a good way? We've grown up. Yeah, he talks about the kind of people who live in benson Hurst. Here we go funny when we gets nobody okay, nobody's gonna be okay. Anyway, the last clip I'm not going to play to goes benson Urs because a lot of because a lot of frigging morons there. Well, anyway, the whole point is I finally watched the fourth season and it's all about benson.

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Speaker 1: You're fangirling over that stuff. I mean, I'm fangirling because they may It seemed like it was the toughest, most brutal place, but also had good Canoli's okay, And I think that's an accurate depiction of the big vices of West Scary and I are from Yeah, all right, fair enough. It's tough neighborhood. And you know what's going on, know what's going on this week is the uh, the Feast of Santa Rosalia, the eighteenth Avenue Feast, And Benson, you just did you just put on a fake accent. Yes, the Feast of s Yeah, the Feast eighteenth Avenue Feast was going on. I say it like you're from Brooklyn, Santa Rosalie, Santa Rosalia eighteenth Avenue feast. But by the time you hear this, it will already have been gone. Man, I'm ready for vacation. Oh yeah, it's been how many weeks since your last one? You prick? It's like going to confession. Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's been ten weeks since your last ten weeks it's been it's been a few. But no, it's our end of summer vacation. Wait listen, this is not new news. I mean, we always take the last week of August going into Labor Day off. That's been a tradition forever. This is a regularly scheduled vacation week. So what am I doing hanging out in Santrope baby with with with my my buddy Danny, and then meeting up with Robin? Did I tell you? Did I tell you? You can't get near the White Lotus Hotel? Robin and I was on a TV show Robin and I are going to Taramina in Sicily, the Motherland, Brody, It's where I'm It's where I'm from, Sicily. Half of me, half of me was made in Sicily, half the other half. Nay, I'm guess. In the top, I'm guessing the top half. Well, so we were going to Sicily Robin and I and I'm like, oh, this would be great. You watched White Lotus, it was fun. This was last season it was. It was made at that hotel, at the White Lotus Hotel. Let's stay there. So I looked into it. David Brody, you thought you were going to book a hotel that was made famous by a tremendously popular TV show a week before you went? Uh? I tried about a month ago to book. Not enough time, dude, Not enough time, dude. It doesn't matter how much time I'm being given, needless to say, we will not be staying at the White Lotus Hotel. That's correct. Do you know how much a night? What is? And by the way, it's the four Seasons, that's the name of the hotel. It's the regular Yeah. Correct? They want two thousand dollars a night. Brody, you can't make this ship up. Go ahead, five thousand dollars a night? What what? And then I don't look a thousand like that? And I'm looking. I'm like, oh, because I booked four nights, I want to do four nights. And I put that in the search engine and I'm like, I'm like, oh, it has to be you know, five thousand dollars, and that's got to be for the whole stay. No, Brody, the whole stay was priced at like twenty five thousand dollars with tax for four nights. What in the actually be honest? Now, scary? If it was five thousand for four nights, I know that's extravagant. That would be safe? Would you say it? Because it's a once, It's a once in a well, how often do we go here? We got to do it? If I'm being completely honest, if it was five If it was five thousand for four nights total, that's over one thousand dollars a night. Oh Jesus, oh my god. I I would. I would. I would look at it as a splurge, as something really special. I would. I would dig deep. I would dig deep and actually into the TV shows out of I know what a different five star hotel for. You know, it's a it's a novelty and it's like and you're a but I know none of the actors from the show were going to be there. I mean, it's not like anyone's there from the show. But right, so you're basically going to see stuff that was on TV once it was no. But the thing is it would be a stretch. It would not be it would It would be a punch to my gut to do it. But I would, I would consider it. Yeah, I would. I would like to remind the slices once again that David Brody is a man of the people. But that's just it's fives a night. Who's paying that? That's my point. Who's paying this ship? Who is paying Elvis Durant? Come on, I'm not saying he's got that kind of money, but he I gots a lot. Do you see him splurging for one night? I guess. Come on, that's outrageous. No, that that's that's much more than Elvis makes. That's like crazy money. That's like billionaire. That's insane. It's disgusting. Bro By the way, license if you have that kind of money, would you tell me what you do for a living. But hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait, wait, wait, I'm not letting you get away so fast. I was going to say something on that topic, but I'm continue. No, no, no, go ahead, all right, think of think of something that means that much to you in your world, right, But keep in mind, going to the White Lotus Hotel doesn't mean anything to you. That's Robin Robin, it does it? Robin loved it was lovely, says half. Then she can have that conversation. But we think about what does it for you and what your thing is and how much you're willing to pay for that thing, And I can't I can't think of an example right now. Maybe it's something with the Mets an experience or something, But there are people that squander more money unless and it's because they have like an obsession with something. I mean, okay, here's an example. I mean the price of seeing Taylor Swift. The tickets are like eight nine hundred dollars, and that was like to sit in the fucking dude. People paid much more than they paid more than that to see Taylor Swift. So that's a great example of something that means so much to someone. So I think, I think, I think that's a better example. I think going to see Taylor Swift if that's your dream, or going to the super Bowl, the super Bowl if you have the money, five thousand dollars for me is a lot of money, right, for a lot of people, it's a lot. It's a lot of money for me too, don't. I'm not gonna. But if you save up all year and you don't go on vacation and like, it'ts you a thing to go go to, like your teams, Like the Jets made the Super Bowl and you're a Jets fan, they haven't been in the super Bowl since nineteen sixty nine. What's your price? No, not me, I'm saying if you're a Jets I wouldn't. It's not where I would spend my money. Who the hell is a Jets fan Beside you? There's three more people. So if you're a fan and it's your once in a lifetime chance maybe to see the Jets in the Super Bowl, maybe you spend five thousand dollars. But for me going to a hotel, that's the same experience as a different hotel just because it was on a TV show. For me personally, that's not as big of a deal. Okay, But it's like if you could see the Super Bowl or the Jets play the Buccaneers on an average Sunday, there's a big difference, right, Sure, the Super Bowl with your team is different. Now, going to see the hotel the White Lotus. Maybe you could spend five hundred dollars on a day pass and go sit at the pool. Even so that's way expensive, bro, No, thank you. I wouldn't no no. But if Robin wants to see the pool and the restaurant, walk around, take pictures, like look at me, I'm at the White Lotus hotel. But sleeping in a bed in a hotel room, there's nothing different about the hotel room. It's the outside campus that was on the TV show. That's the special part. So if you've got a day pass for a grand and you could spend twelve hours there, that's the kind of thing you go, hey, hey, hey, scary, let's go you and me, Well, one thousand dollars, we'll go, spend the day, sit by the pool, we'll go drink peanut coladas. We'll go, we'll go to the piano bar, we'll do the things in the TV show. Right then, I could see like spending a little bit of money to do that, But spending five thousand dollars to sleep in a bed that means nothing because the bed wasn't part of the show. That's the part where I go, yeah, right now, well, listen, I didn't say that. I would still I would definitely do it for that, for the five thousand, for the for the whole trip. But I would consider I would consider it, and it would be it would hurt me. It would hurt. It would definitely be something that I would be like, Oh, I'd be wincing in pain. But but that's not the case. That's not reality. The reality is it's it's five twenty thousand dollars, five thousand dollars a night, twenty twenty thousand for four nights, plus tax and all the bullshit plus taxes. Twenty five fucking thousand. Okay, let me ask you a question, and and it was ninety It said it was ninety five percent capacity. Who it's like scary, you know who. There's there's people in the world with that kind of money. It's just not us. But let me ask you. Let me ask you this. I check in. Let me let's say you checked into a room. You know you're paying five thousand dollars for the night. What would you expect to be in the room when you got there? Besides like little chocolates, They better put something in the room. Everything, like a thousand dollars bottle of champagne or something better be in that room. Yeah, absolutely, I need an amenity something if you get If you get towel animals, like a monkey made out of towels, that's not cutting it. If you get a basket of fruit, what what Arthur getting that movie the guy who washed your dick? Yeah, wash your dick, scrub your that was his actual butler. That wasn't anyway. But like, I would want a butler to do everything for me, to wash your dead, wipe my ass, wipe my ass, jeeves. I don't want it all. Yeah, for five thousand dollars, I would like I would like, uh, the use of a of a hand, right, I want some I want massages, right, wipe my butt? I want. I want you to feed me grapes and fan me and all that. But I don't want towel animals. And I don't want a basket of fruit. I don't want little chocolates. I don't want a couple of I don't want like unlimited, like what do they call the mini bar, all the peanuts. I can eat the five thousand dollars a night. You better give me a laptop computer to take home. Yes, I want, Yeah, I want you to pay my cell phone bill. You better take care of me. You better, you want, you better wax me top to bottom. I want massages around the clock. I want to be treated like a king. Yes the five thousand. I don't want like a free water bottle. I don't want unlimited vending machine credits. You better, you better take care of me. Free food? Am I getting free food at the restaurant? What am I getting? Absolutely complimentary breakfast right off the bat from the jump? Do I do I get? Do I get a chair reserved for me at the pool, A chaise lounge to get up? No, don't think panic cabana. I want I want a tempapedic mattress on my lounge chair. And I want there to be slippers. And I want you someone to apply the sunscreen to me. Someone's gonna be rubbing it in. I want a smoking jacket and everyone I walk this and I take, I want someone to take it off my shoulders when I when I put my arms out, I want someone to take the jacket off my shoulders. I want to put my arms back out. I want them to put the jacket, the satin jacket on my show. I want to be like Hugh Hefner. I want to have supermodels walking around. I want scary. You want bottles of bottles and models, Man, I want sparklers and sparklers. If Scary goes in the hallway to get ice in the ice machine, there better be a butler with ice handing him ice into the bucket. Hey, he goes, here's your ice. And then the ice bucket should have sparkles and girls and bikinis. Deliver the ice to your room with sparklers. That's what I want for five thousand dollars. You know, five thousand you take for five thousand for one night, you would you would pay you know what? And when I when I own a room service, those little ketchup bottles better be full sized. Damn ketchup bottles, not no glass, the glass version, not the plow glass. And with Scary orders bottled water, it better be an eight ounce bottles if that's what makes him happen. Twelve ounce, oh, twelve ounce bottles. Mountains from the mountains, Yes, bring it. I want that. I want burrows and donkeys bringing the water down fush in the mining. I want to take a shower in fucking bottled waters. I want I want bottled waters coming out of the faucet. I want I want that mountain water from the bottle coming out of the fucking shower head. I want to brush my teeth with it. I want roast pokelo Maino vegetables in the mini bar waiting for me. If I want it, It's automatically there. I push a button and it's ready. That's what I want. What do you what else do you want? Scary a car? I want car service. I want I want free. I want a car service. I want. I want to yes, a Lincoln Navigate or some kind of at least an Cadillac Escalade to take me to and from anywhere. I want every every time I go out to dinner and leave the property for my from my duration, I want. I want that car waiting for me, and it's gonna wait for where I am and wait for me to come back. That's what I want, with models and bikinis driving it. Yes, a boy can dream. Five thousand dollars a night, towel monkeys. You get none of the above. You get the you get the the joy of staying at the White Lotus Hotel. I go to the hotels that say free HBO and WiFi. It's like, okay, I'll take it. I know, listen, I know that there are hotels even more expensive than that. I knows there are people like sitting there like come on, scary, But but no, I just couldn't go to the I'll tell you, I go to the hotels that have a number in the name. That's where I go. There's some kind of number hotel six. What balls on the route? Charge root seventy eight a motor haul motor in whatever? Do you think it's like ground in ground pool? I'll tell you January that the charge of that shit February what it's cold? I don't know. Okay, slices, here's your homework. Leave us a talk back legitimately. Now, don't we handle the comedy here legitimately? What would you pay five thousand dollars a night for outside of sex with a famous person? Like? What would you like an event? A place to go in with a country, a hotel? Is there something that you would spend five thousand dollars a night? On's talk about the radio? App it microphone? Was there anything else that you wanted to cover? Because we'll be back a week of September. First we will be back. Yes, now that's Labor Day. That's Monday. Now everyone in my fantasy foot Oh scary, I'm fantasy football drafting Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday that week. So we'll need to record after we have to figure some things out. So by the time you hear let's say this, when you hear this episode, don't start leaving the talkbacks for this episode untilil until Labor Day weekend, right until Labor Day weekend. No, wait, no, that's not true. That yeah, yeah, we like start start with like Thursday, Thursday or Friday, okay of next week. Then write down what you were gonna say and remember it, yes, because because we're not gonna come back with a new episode of Slice Time until Tuesday, September second. Yeah, yep, so, so backload them from the long weekend and then we'll get to the Tuesday. But try not to all the scaries on vacation. Remember you can still listen to old classic episodes. 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