#390: Betting On Boobs

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Speaker 1: Start up, start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Start up, Brooklyn Boys. Start up, start up, start up, they making noise. Start up, start up, start up, start up, start.

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Speaker 2: Up, start up. Episode 390. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello, I'm Scary Jones.

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Speaker 3: And I'm David Brody, and we are fast approaching episode 400.

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Speaker 2: Very quickly.

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Speaker 3: And we're... We're a couple of months away, but with Gary's schedule, that could be like six months.

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Speaker 2: It could, yeah. We're going to drag it out. Hey, guess what, David Brody? Yes, sir. There's another vacation coming in just under three weeks or so. We got another week off. Hey, listen, man. It's not me. This is what we are required. We have to take the vacation given to us. You do not have to take it. We have a lot. Yes, we do. And everybody, and I encourage everybody who's given their vacation vacation days, they should take their maximum vacation days that are given to them. And Yeah, and I'll say this, what I said last year at the same time.

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Speaker 3: There was a rule in radio that you were in your seats in September when everyone went back to work, back to school, and you didn't take vacation until Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was because of the rating situation, and now that the ratings, the way that they make the ratings and the way the ratings is tabulated has all changed, it doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, and truth be told, we've been doing this now 31 years for the big show, on the show, and uh you know we've earned the time off and we got to take the time off and we're gonna we're gonna use the time off and that's it and that there's not a democracy on that that's that's just an authoritarian authoritarian thing authoritarian and yeah sorry i mean what i wanted to say i.

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Speaker 3: Mean and and true and truth be told you're lying okay okay.

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Speaker 4: Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: No, look at Howard Stern. Howard just returned to the airwaves this year. You can't compare anyone to Howard. Yes, I can. Howard is 72. He's on satellite radio. It has nothing to do with the medium. It has to do with the fact that he's a human being who has put in his time and his energy into doing what he does for a living and being able to at least... continue thankfully he's chosen to continue yes you know he almost was out of it and said you know what i'm done but he says that the people at sirius xm were very nice to him he's got this hbo max deal happening so yeah people should be thanking that if their lucky star is that it's 72 years old he is continuing to do a show are you comparing yourself to howard Um, no, but we, we've put in a good amount of that time. We are human beings who've put in the same amount of time and energy.

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Speaker 3: If you're comparing Elvis to Howard, that's fair.

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Speaker 2: He's earned every minute of vacation. Okay. And guess what? He's the leader of our show. And I, and I've put in 31 years as well. So there. Wow. So yeah. So yeah. So honestly, Brody, yes. I mean, am I a Howard status? No. Am I Elvis status?

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: But I put in a great deal of time.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to let go of your whole staff and work one day a week?

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Speaker 2: Is that what I'm hearing? No, I'm just letting you know that that's the way it is. And again, I don't call the shots when it comes to vacations. All right? So I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 4: Fair enough.

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Speaker 2: People bitch and moan. But you're going to hear it anyway because I enjoy complaining. Okay, keep complaining. Episode 400 coming up. Adam Gag. Alert, Adam Gag. Who's Adam? Oh, wait a second. We know him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not, you had a little brain fart there. Adam is the very talented super fan of, who did our 200th episode and 300th episode montages of highlights and stuff. So, Adam, let us know if you're up for it, because we look forward to that every 100 episodes.

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Speaker 2: So, let us know. Are we going to bribe him with a lousy T-shirt at this point, or are we going to give him some monetary... We'll bribe him with a good T-shirt. How about some monetary compensation for Adam this time?

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Speaker 3: How about we don't have this conversation here, and we'll just discuss it later?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if we put it out here, then maybe we're putting it into the ether. Maybe something will come of it. You just never know. What's to come of it? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 3: See, what you're saying is like, oh, it would be great if somebody donated a million dollars to this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 3: And then you say, oh, if we just put it out there, maybe it'll happen. But us deciding what to do for Adam is not going to happen unless we decide what to do for Adam. I like to will it into existence that prizes will drop out of the sky. Oh, if there's a company that would like to donate prizes for Adam, that'd be fantastic.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm going with this.

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Speaker 3: By the way, our website is still open at brooklynboys.bigcartel.com.

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Speaker 2: Go order some stuff. That would be helpful. Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: That being said, Scary, do you play fantasy football anymore?

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Speaker 2: No, you don't, right? No, I'm out on that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So if you play, there's different ways to play fantasy football. But one of the ways is to have a free agent budget. So that every week, for the whole season, you have a certain amount of money that you could bid on players that are available on the waiver wire.

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: And if you don't spend your money, it rolls over to the next week.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes. It depends on the league.

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Speaker 3: That's called a FAB, a free agent budget.

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Speaker 2: Does that make sense? So far, so good.

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Speaker 3: So when you listen to sports talk radio or fantasy football podcasts, they were talking about the FAB. I wouldn't spend my whole fab on this player. If you're going to spend, I would spend 50% of my fab on this player.

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Speaker 2: However, like all or most three initial abbreviations, scary. You know what everybody on the radio says? Fab budget, fab budget. Ah, that's the, the double. Yeah. They're double. It says it's like ATM machine. It's the ATM machine.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: Fab budget. I'm not going to spend my fab budget. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Your free agent budget budget. So if you're a fantasy football player, don't spend your fab budget. Just spend your fab.

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Speaker 2: Okay. It's fabulous.

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Speaker 3: And also this annual reminder, it's David Brody's job. Annual reminder, pumpkin spice doesn't have pumpkin in it.

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Speaker 2: No, it does not.

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Speaker 3: I keep seeing people online saying, I don't like pumpkin. I don't want pumpkin spice.

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Speaker 2: I like pumpkin.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: It's a spice that goes well on pumpkin.

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Speaker 2: So what they really don't like is cinnamon and nutmeg because that's pretty much what it is. Right.

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Speaker 3: It's like duck sauce. It's sauce to put on a duck. It's not sauce.

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Speaker 2: Made of duck.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: Although when I was younger, I used to think it was. It's made of duck. You didn't know me when you were younger.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: Because you would have corrected me. By the way, I found some pictures of me and Skiri and members of The Morning Show when we used to take our celebrity photographs in the original, original, original three studios ago? Yeah. One, two... Four. Three. Three studios ago. You're on the fourth studio now. Yep. I mean, building. We had different studios in Manhattan.

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Speaker 5: Well, so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you tease me with this shit, but you haven't shown me one preview of one picture. Let me see something. Show me something.

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Speaker 3: Well, I have them up. They're not digital. They're so old, they're not digital. I have to scan them, and you won't believe how skinny Skiri's head was. When I met Skiri, he was like a toothpick with ears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Was that right? Yeah, that was my skinny face. I was just graduating college. He was first quarter Skiri all the time. I was negative quarter skier. I wasn't, I was less than first quarter skier. It was right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was about 160 pounds at my lowest. He looked like, he.

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Speaker 3: Looked like Beaker from the Muppet show.

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Speaker 2: Beaker. I don't even know her. Like a pencil with ears. That's how skinny. That's supposed to be a compliment. But anyway, it was, but no, well back then anyway, when I, when we met, so. I found all these pictures.

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Speaker 3: I was going through a box of photos and there was a whole bunch of pictures of us with celebrities. Most of the celebrities are dead on these pictures. Some of them are, some of them aren't. Well, I'd like to see that. Maybe we should post a few for the, for the slice.

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Speaker 2: I will, I will get around to scanning them in the, in the coming week or so. And then we can decide what to do with them. Yeah. They're from 1998, 1999. Yeah. Those are the golden years. Um, First of all, and this is a New York thing, but we have a lot of people living in the New York area. Do we? Well, in the New York City area. And, you know, everyone likes to visit New York City. And if you're ever in Midtown Manhattan, because people may sometimes vacation here, check it out. It's back. The Carnegie Deli is back in Midtown Manhattan. Port pastrami and corned beef and things. I mean, these are... Not a sponsor, right? Not a sponsor. No, not a sponsor at all. I want to just clear that up because it's a real institution. No, no, no. These are institutions. The original Carnegie Deli opened in 1937 and was open and closed 10 years ago. Made famous in the song, Adam Sandler, guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli? You know, one of the lines. Yeah, one of the Jewish songs. So anyway, that being said, that being said. It used to be around the corner from Carnegie Hall. Right. Now it's not. Well, now it's one block south on the same avenue, 7th Avenue, in the old Stage Deli space. So there was another famous deli which closed back in 2012 called the Stage Deli. The Carnegie Deli has taken its place. I'm just saying, have you seen pictures of the sandwiches that this place fucking doles out?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to say I need to take a... You know all those calls I get for loans?

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Speaker 4: I mean.

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to play more today.

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Speaker 3: I may need to take a loan out to go eat there because I remember the sandwiches were like $ 30 20 years ago, 30 years ago. Now, I would imagine the Broadway Danny Rose, which was my favorite, which is corned beef and pastrami stacked ridiculously high. They give you so much meat that they give you a stack of bread next to it so that you can make additional sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: It's piled so high on rye bread. And, you know, four people can eat off the thing. So... I'm just saying. I'm so happy to see it. The original sign is back. All the pictures that they had framed on the wall, which signed autographs with people, they're back. So they must have, thank God that they stored that stuff, you know, and they didn't like let it go to shit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I hope to get there eventually. I'm very excited. Anyway, if you're a fan of Deli, Jewish deli sandwiches. Deli meats. Who's not a fan of roast beef and turkey? Okay, you don't go there for roast beef and turkey. You could, but that's... You could.

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Speaker 2: They're known for the corned beef and the pastrami. You know what else they have on the menu that's not a sandwich is the BLT. Oh, that is a sandwich. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to trust the Carnegie deli. You said you were retiring that.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Okay. It's over. Yeah. In case you weren't listening to slice time enough with the BLT is, is a sandwich or is not a sandwich discussion.

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Speaker 3: If you didn't listen to slice time and listen, we recommend that you listen to our episodes of slice time. Uh, we can tell that not everyone who listens to this listens to slice time, but.

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Speaker 2: You miss scary.

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Speaker 3: Uh, he was singing, um, Lyrics to one of the most famous songs from the 60s by the Mamas and the Papas, California Dreamin'. Yeah. And the line is, all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray. And Skiri sang, all the leaves are brown and the sky remains. I don't know what that means, but that's what he sang. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes my memory's a little foggy. I was a little tired when we were recording Slice Time. And, you know, maybe I should have known that.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay.

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Speaker 3: What does the sky remains mean? After a nuclear war?

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about? I don't know. I don't know, Brody. Sometimes you just have to go with it. All right. And sometimes you don't have to call attention out to it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you did it on, we recorded it. People heard it.

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Speaker 2: I know. Well, let them hear it for themselves and correct me on slice time. Okay.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: We're going to take a break. We'll be right back. I've got a lot. I've got a couple of controversial things for you. Oh, love that. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back. What do you got that's controversial, my friend? What do you got? Oh, I mean, I want to go there. I really want to go there. But we're going to go there. Go there. I don't care what anybody says. When do you ever? The Sidney Sweeney ads for the sports betting app are hot. Okay? There's nothing wrong. She did nothing wrong by posing. She's a hot woman who's... A lot of female athletes are upset. Let them be upset. It's got... To me, it's got nothing to do with sports. She's selling a sports app, which, by the way, I think she's invested in it, too. She's a sports betting app. Are you saying she's pulling a Scary Jones? She's using her femininity and her sexuality to her advantage. She's using her assets in the way that she wants. Her cannons. Her cannons. Nobody put a gun to her head. She's making a lot of money. And talk about female empowerment. She is the epitome of that. I think your definition of female empowerment may be different than other people. Well, no. I think that, look, it's targeted ads at men. Men love boobs. Men love sexy women. She's both. And it's a company aimed at men for sports betting. It's got nothing to do with sports just because he's holding a football. It's got nothing to do with athletes.

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Speaker 3: Well, it has everything to do with playing sports because it's a game.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. Yeah, but no, but the message is missed on all these people, which I don't understand why the internet is in a fucking uproar over it. This is female sports. This is women representing sports. What exactly does she say? It's not about that. Did you see the pictures? The layout? The spread? Hey, be careful now. Is there a video version? I just saw pictures. There probably is. But you think about it and... I mean, she didn't do a damn thing wrong. Everyone is angry. They're so upset. People are bent on bullshit. Sex has been used to sell for years. This is nothing new. Why is it all of a sudden a problem? Let me look at the ad real quick. I saw one of the pictures. Yeah, it's fine. Where she's wearing football gear. You know? I mean, listen. It's fine for you. No, no, it's not. It's fine for most people. Normal people will not have a problem with it. I think there are people, the people that have an issue with it are people. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, Brody's like, hold on. Should I get you a mop to wipe off the drool from the floor? Not my type. Not your type? Not drooling at all. She's everything. She's everything. Sidney Sweeney's everything. Anyway, so. Okay, I'm trying to hear it.

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Speaker 5: Hold on.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's the... Hold on, hold on. It is the video. Okay, there is video. Well, shush. Oh, I see what it is. Okay. Yeah. So she's wearing all different kinds of sports equipment. Barely blocking her genitals. Yeah, I mean, you know, like... Oh, the genitals. Her, you know, her lady parts. The cannons. She's very much out there. She posed nude. So she fired back, my favorite, she fired back at all the haters. To show that in the past, there's been about maybe 12 different covers of magazines, sports magazines, where people, men and women, posed naked. And those people were sports people. Athletes posing naked. And nobody, the internet didn't have a problem with that. They never had an issue with it until it was her.

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 2: People hate on her because she's hot. That's what it is. And they're not.

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Speaker 3: If Anna Kournikova did it, who at one time was considered like the hottest tennis player, she's an actual athlete, right? Being an athlete and showing you can also be sexy is different than a woman sexualizing sports. And I'm not taking a side here. I'm saying what the difference is. She's not actually an athlete. She's a woman playing cosplay, wearing football gear and soccer gear.

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Speaker 2: She's not trying, but Sidney Sweeney is not trying to be an athlete in this. No one ever said she was an athlete. She's an entrepreneur making money off of her body, and there's nothing wrong with it. And people have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with it, but I'm not a woman. I'm not a female athlete. I don't know if you know that. People are getting offended.

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Speaker 3: I would say you shouldn't use the term that what Sidney Sweeney is doing is female empowerment.

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Speaker 2: It is female empowerment. Hold on a second. Hold on.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you why it's not. I was in the middle of a thought. There are people who think that using your body to make money as a woman is female empowerment. There's also a group of women who say that using your brain and your physical skills and your hard work is female empowerment, right? Like being a female doctor.

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Speaker 2: Why do you have to separate the two? Why can't it be both? Hold on.

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Speaker 3: Let me answer your question. The same reason why you and I have different opinions on a lot of things. Women have different opinion on a lot of things.

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Speaker 2: So, so no, no, no, no, no. Women get to decide what they are offended by and what they're not. And if I'm a female athlete and I'm being judged, a lot of times WNBA stars become more popular when they're good looking, whereas NBA stars necessarily become, male stars become popular because they're good, right? Anna Kournikova was not the best tennis player, but she was the most famous tennis player because she was hot at a time when women's tennis players weren't known for being hot.

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Speaker 3: So men, male athletes are not normally sexualized or made popular because they're good looking. Now look, Tom Brady was good looking. He was also the best quarterback in football. There are people who are better looking than Tom Brady.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 3: You don't know who they are because that's men aren't sexualized the way women are the hottest women in sports.

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Speaker 2: There's a video. Right. But once again, we're getting off the topic because what, let's bring this back to the beginning. Social media is an up in arms about this. Yeah, of course. But it has nothing to do with sports. She's a smart, sexy female who knows what she's doing and signed a big fucking, got a big payday. Yeah, okay. To advertise a sports betting app. It's got nothing to do with sports. She's not trying to represent women in sports.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: She's not like cosplaying women in sports. What does this mean? She absolutely is cosplaying women playing sports by wearing all of the... No, she's not. She's wearing... A football does not necessarily mean you're representing an NFL player.

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Speaker 3: Okay, again, I'm not giving you my opinion, but every time you make a statement, I have to give the flip side because you're you're, you're captain, you know, generalized reporting for duty. I'm saying that the reason why female athletes are posting that they're upset is that they don't get a chance to do the app because they may not be as hot as her. Also, again, it continues to sexualize women in sports because To them, they feel that way because women in sports are sexualized.

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Speaker 2: But there's a lot of... But there's a segment of the women... It's actually split. A lot of women feel that she's not doing that. A lot of women... But the ones that are offended... There are a lot of women, a lot of women are like, that's fucking cool. I love that. Here's a woman who got very successful and is very successful at what she's doing. And that's female empowerment. Bravo. There are women that a lot of women feel that way too, but the ones who are getting offended. I don't know. Maybe they need to look in the mirror and look at themselves. See, that's the problem. See, what you do is... No, because there's an issue. Why are you taking issue with it?

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Speaker 3: I'm taking issue with you, Scary Jones, because here's what you do. You take a side in an argument, and then you highlight the people that agree with you, and you say, there's plenty of women who agree with me.

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Speaker 2: Then you go, yeah, but the other people need to take a look in the mirror. But the women on your side don't need to take a look in the mirror. See how that works? I acknowledge there's two equal sides of an argument, and what you do is say, there's women who agree with me, and those other women, but they need to look in the mirror. The same women who are chastising and criticizing Sidney Sweeney are the same women who.

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Speaker 2: Are like, oh, look at Lizzo being naked here. Bravo. That's female empowerment right there. You did a survey. You know that the women who were offended by Sidney Sweeney are absolutely the same group of women in the Venn diagram that think Lizzo's butt should be hanging out. Have you seen pictures of the woman who is the most offended and wrote up the initial article? I don't have time for offended people. The offended people... I don't know. Maybe they need to search themselves. Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Let me translate that. You saw one woman who was offended who's not attractive.

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Speaker 4: No, no.

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Speaker 2: This woman is a prolific writer and journalist. And she came out and she wrote a hit piece on Sidney Sweeney. And she should look at who this person is. Consider the source. Is that what you're saying? The worst. I think that people get jealous. And women are so quick to knock each other down. You don't get it. yeah i am getting this woman you're disqualifying this woman's feelings as a woman because she doesn't meet your attraction level that's what you just nope nope that's the problem that women face every day that woman is being you just sexualize the reporter because if she was hot she would have a better opinion i have a larger problem with people women nope i have a larger problem with with people with women included Who build up other women and only to tear them apart and knock them down. When women should be for women, whoever they are, whether it be Lizzo or Sidney Sweeney. You're the only reason I hate it. They're hating on Sidney because she's so hot. You know that. Yes. And when they say, I hate her because she's hot. They say that. No, they don't say it, but that's why. That's the root of the problem here. That's the root of the issue. You're a hater because you're fucking jealous. We aren't being funny here. We need to go back to being funny. That's why I said we're going to open it up.

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Speaker 3: If you saw a woman who was gorgeous say that she was upset about the video, would that change your mind?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm sure there's very attractive women. No, because that's someone to me who is insecure and has issues and can't compliment another woman. Why do we have to tear people down? Why does anyone have to tear anyone down? You're tearing people down left and right. You're saying women that aren't 10s are insecure. I'm only criticizing the people that are criticizing her.

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Speaker 3: What if a woman who in your mind is a 6 has three daughters who are 10s and are athletes and don't want to be sexualized?

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Speaker 2: What... What does this have to do with anything? Because sometimes the women that you think aren't attractive are speaking for other women in their lives.

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Speaker 1: No, no.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I'm just holding up a mirror to all the complainers. No, you're holding up a mirror because you're saying they should look in the mirror because they're not attractive. I'm saying let's investigate who the haters of Sidney Sweeney really are. Let's get into that. That's all I'm saying. You know who it is? It's women. It's not, but it's not all women. It's not.

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Speaker 3: You can't decide what women should be offended by about other women.

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Speaker 2: I'm not deciding. I'm actually, I'm reporting on this. You look at that video and you're like, dude, the girl with the big boobs is hot. Everything's okay. But you don't understand. Look, I'm not a woman. And I don't have a great track record with figuring out women. Because who does? But I can tell you that women understand their feelings better than you do. I know, but you're turning this into something completely different. All I'm saying is why... Ugly women shouldn't have an opinion. No, why do people... This was never a problem in the past. Why are people having a problem now? Because women have to battle for equality. She is the epitome of somebody who's doing better than most guys I know in life. This is not about equality. This is not an equality issue.

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Speaker 3: You can be an unattractive male singer and have a hit song. Very few unattractive women. That's bullshit. That's bullshit.

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Speaker 2: God, I don't want you to name anybody. I know because if I start naming them, then you're going to crush me for thinking they're unattractive. You just tried to fucking paint me into a corner that way. But there's a ton. There's a ton. I'm not in a fucking corner. Fuck you. No, no. I'm telling you right now. There's a lot of unattractive male and female singers who make it.

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Speaker 3: You think Taylor Swift would have as huge a career if she was ugly?

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. She's talented. You don't think there's other women that are talented and write songs? Sabrina Carpenter is Sabrina Carpenter because she's adorable and pretty and sexy and hot and all that. That's not a coincidence.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, you know, Mariah Carey? No, but Taylor Swift also is a Nepo baby originally because she's... Taylor Swift isn't a Nepo baby. Yeah, she comes from money. She comes from a rich family. No, she doesn't. Yes, she does. No, she doesn't. She grew up in Pennsylvania. Yeah, and from a rich family. She's not, first of all... With a lot of influence. I love Taylor Swift. But now that's a whole other topic. You just make shit up. No, I don't make shit up.

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Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is rich and famous partly because she's beautiful. Not because her parents were rich 40 years ago.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: She happens to be an amazing songwriter. She got her break in the industry. She had a break in the... Yeah, but she got noticed and recognized in the industry. She was 13 years old, 12 years old. I know, but who... Okay, you know, hold on. Do you know how many talented 13-year-olds there are that didn't get a chance? Thousands and thousands. But she got a chance because... of the influence that her family has in the industry. All right.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

00:27:03
Speaker 2: She comes from money. People with money get better chances. Listen, and that doesn't speak for your, your, that doesn't speak for the money. That doesn't come from money. It's not, it's not the case in every, it's not every case. I'm just letting you know, Taylor Swift got a chance. Okay, look at Gracie Abrams. I love Gracie Abrams. She's pretty. She's very pretty, but it has nothing to do with that. Gracie Abrams is the daughter of J.J. Abrams. So, yes, she's very talented, but she also got looked at and said, oh, J.J. Abrams' daughter, let's listen to her stuff. She's fucking, oh my God, she sounds amazing. Let's, you know, give her a record deal, whatever the case. She's also attractive.

00:27:44
Speaker 3: If Gracie Abrams had a terrible body shape and she was ugly, people would not be wanting to see her videos.

00:27:50
Speaker 2: That's not true. And watching her. I disagree with that.

00:27:52
Speaker 3: It's very rare that, and I'm going to say it out loud, that a Lizzo comes along.

00:27:57
Speaker 2: Lizzo is not your typical media-created, attractive person. I disagree with that. I think these days that everybody has... equal, they can all get their look, right? Because of social media, because of who we choose to amplify and who we choose to build up. We amplify good-looking people. We also amplify people for the body-positive crowd. When was the last time Lizzo actually might have done well because of how she looked and how she sang? When was the last time you had a performer up with bad teeth and it was out of shape and looked like shit. When was the last time that they had multiple hits? I'm not going to say names because now you're going to, once again, you're going to come down on me for even having that opinion. You can't have that car, that, that argument. Scary.

00:28:53
Speaker 3: The biggest stars in the world are good looking people.

00:28:55
Speaker 2: That's it. And the biggest sports stars, women tend to be good looking people.

00:29:00
Speaker 3: There's a, you can Google, there's a woman, young woman who was a pole vaulter. I don't know who she is. But her video, because she's fucking gorgeous. Her video shows up on Instagram and TikTok.

00:29:11
Speaker 4: Right.

00:29:11
Speaker 2: It was like 20 years ago. Right. Right. Nobody knows who she is other than she's the pole vault girl. Okay. Because she's gorgeous. Yes. Not because she's good at pole vaulting. She had to have done something in pole vaulting. No, she was a college pole vaulter. I looked it up to figure out why she's in video for 20 years.

00:29:31
Speaker 4: Okay.

00:29:31
Speaker 2: Listen, we we've agreed on this podcast that yes, they attractive people tend to get the leg up, tend to get ahead, but there are other. factors involved the talent behind the person and the influence and the money that's behind them if you got money backing you you're good Okay, lots of Nepo babies don't succeed and don't go anywhere because they have no talent. And lots of people... Okay. Ken Griffey Jr. I'm going to give you another example. Hold on.

00:30:00
Speaker 3: Ken Griffey Jr. He's one of the greatest baseball players of all time. Did you notice there's a junior at the end of his name? Because his father, Ken.

00:30:07
Speaker 2: Griffey, played baseball. So he was able to get his foot in the door because he was able to get looked at. He was raised to have great genetics and to learn baseball from the age of four and to hang out in major league clubhouses. And he became a great baseball player. But talent is talent in baseball. They don't go, hey, you know what? We're going to give you a job in baseball because your father's famous. He's one of the greatest baseball players of all time. Now, is that nepotism or is it the fact he's the greatest players of all time? It's nepotism. It plays the part where it gets your foot. It gets you looked at. If you listen, you can be looked at and have shitty talent and then you just get thrown away and get eaten up and spit out. But it just so happens Ken Griffey Jr. was, his talents lived up to What the expectation. Okay. I'm gonna give you one more example is there's an artist out there, country artist, Stella Lefty, Stella Lefty's out there. She's got a lot of looks, people like, and she sounds great. And she's, she's a very talented woman. Well, attractive. Well, her dad is the co is, was the co-founder of Groupon. Okay. So you can't tell me that, that his influence and power is, Didn't at least wasn't responsible for her to actually get looked at. Like you can you can actually put her forever. No, I'm saying is it got her shit got listened to and judged and put in front of the right people. You don't know that. Put it for the right people because of who her dad was. Listen, man, that's that's the world we're living in. Some of us have connections and some of us don't.

00:31:42
Speaker 3: But you have no idea whether her father, she could have told her father, I want to do it on my own.

00:31:45
Speaker 2: Leave me alone. You don't know.

00:31:47
Speaker 3: You're assuming because her father had money that he helped her. You have no idea. You just say that because you're a typical non-rich person who throws rich people under the bus.

00:31:56
Speaker 2: I'm not throwing them under the bus. I'm just letting you know that if you have a shitload of talent. But you have somebody in your family that has money and the power and the influence you're going to get looked at. There could be 5,000 people that are just like you with just as talented, but you are getting the leg up because your dad has money. Or you're good looking. The greatest singers in the world are on the New York subway system. The good looking thing, I disagree with you on. Okay. Okay.

00:32:29
Speaker 3: You think Harry Styles is Harry Styles because he's not good looking?

00:32:32
Speaker 2: Well, he was part of a boy band and they're all hot.

00:32:35
Speaker 4: Right.

00:32:35
Speaker 3: He was put in the boy band because he was hot. It helps to be hot.

00:32:39
Speaker 2: Yes, it does. I'm not disagreeing with you on this. Wow, we are way overdue for a break. What are we doing here? Is every member of every boy band ultra talented? You were about to say Lance Bass.

00:32:52
Speaker 3: I was going to list everybody in all the bands.

00:32:54
Speaker 2: Chris Kirkpatrick. Right. He was good looking back in the day. I don't know what it looks like now. Listen. Anyway.

00:33:01
Speaker 3: Talent and good looks go hand in hand. And that's, if you're both of those things, it's a good thing.

00:33:06
Speaker 2: How did we get here?

00:33:06
Speaker 3: Women are judged by their appearance in sports. That's how we've started this.

00:33:10
Speaker 2: Right. And Sydney Sweeney is not in sports. Okay. She's, she's still not in sports after this 10 hour conversation. It had nothing to do with sports to begin with. That's what I'm saying. She's selling a commercial. She's selling an ad. Here's what I want.

00:33:23
Speaker 3: Scary Jones to do before we go to commercial slices, leave us a talk back. Go to the iHeartRadio app, hit the microphone button, leave us a talkback. But here's what I want Scary to do and anyone else who doesn't understand what's going on here.

00:33:32
Speaker 2: Oh, I understand. See, you're a condescending bastard right now. Don't you fucking discount what I just said. Oh, listen how mad he is. Fuck you, David Brody. Fuck you. This is what you do all the time. I'm not backing down. I know I'm right. Okay, Tom Petty.

00:33:47
Speaker 3: Go on Google and Google why are female athletes upset about the commercial.

00:33:52
Speaker 2: Then you'll understand why they're upset. Not all. Some. The internet's divided on it. I'm just saying.

00:33:59
Speaker 3: Google, why are the women who are upset about Sidney Sweeney's commercial upset about the commercial?

00:34:06
Speaker 2: Only the ones that are upset. That's how Google works. Because it's misguided anger and they're arguing the wrong thing. Because you don't agree with it. No, because she's selling a fucking sports betting app. It's got nothing to do with women in sports. End of story. They're misguided anger. The internet is stupid. The internet is stupid. That is true. Hey, listen, I don't have an opinion on this. And plenty of sports figures pose naked for sports magazines. They only have a problem with her because she's hot and she's smart and successful. End of story. It's usually not the best players that pose naked, by the way. Usually not. All right.

00:34:42
Speaker 4: All right.

00:34:42
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.

00:34:44
Speaker 5: Are you?

00:34:44
Speaker 2: Look, can we take a time out? You're sweating. Your face is all red. Goodbye.

00:34:53
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you, the Scary Jones in the pictures we were talking about earlier from 1999, you would never get this upset about anything.

00:34:59
Speaker 2: I'm not upset. You're pushing my buttons, and you know exactly what you're doing. Listen, you brought it up. You said it's going to be coming. Why are you sitting in the dark, by the way? I sat there. Well, no, it was bright out when we started this, and now the sun went down. We've been arguing so long. You're completely sitting in the dark. I can't see you. I didn't turn on any lights. Don't you notice you're sitting in the dark? Yeah. I like it in the dark. You kidding me? I love, I love a low lit studio. That's the other thing. Um, you know, Elvis likes really bright. He likes the lights bright in the studio, but the rest of us are a few of us, at least me, um, love it. Like low lit. If I can do the show in a low lit studio with a nice Edison bulb, like this podcast right now, I wasn't Edison bulb. Like, Besides the fact that he invented Edison bulb is a, is a low wattage bulb that has a specific, uh, look to it as a specific, um, it gives off a certain type of illumination.

00:35:53
Speaker 3: That's, Did your interior decorator make you pay $ 500 for one?

00:35:56
Speaker 4: No.

00:35:57
Speaker 2: You don't know what an Edison bulb is? I don't know. I just use bulbs. Edison lighting tends to be warm glow, low lit, very low wattage. Oh, it's beautiful. I love that. I love a good Edison.

00:36:10
Speaker 3: Now, if you were low lit, you wouldn't be so upset all the time.

00:36:13
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm never upset. Okay. Okay.

00:36:16
Speaker 3: So since we're talking about women, I have something that happened to me that is going to now be like, It may be the anti-conversation of what we just had. So, Scary, I need your opinion, especially the male.

00:36:29
Speaker 2: Slices. I need your opinion on this. I went to the dick doc. Did you? Don't we call that a urologist? Yeah, but I call him the dick doc.

00:36:42
Speaker 3: I went to the dick doc because I go for annual or biannual checkups. just to make sure that blood levels are okay. You want to prescreen for certain things. You go to the dick doc.

00:36:54
Speaker 2: Okay?

00:36:55
Speaker 3: So I went to the dick doc. Now, I recently, about six months ago, I changed medical plans. And my old urologist doesn't take my new medical plan. So I had to find a new urologist, a new dick doc. So I did my research.

00:37:11
Speaker 2: I read reviews.

00:37:12
Speaker 3: I found a person in my area with great reviews.

00:37:14
Speaker 2: And I looked them up. All good. So I go to the new Dick Doc earlier in the week. Now, you know, when you go to a Dick Doc, they're going to do an examination of you. Of course.

00:37:27
Speaker 1: Right?

00:37:28
Speaker 2: It's why they're the Dick Doc.

00:37:30
Speaker 3: Now, ladies, look, I know, and you can comment as well, because you're going to be able to relate to this, but you don't get offended the way I did.

00:37:38
Speaker 2: I know you don't, because I have... I know women that don't have a problem with what I'm about to tell you.

00:37:46
Speaker 1: So.

00:37:46
Speaker 2: You know, have you been to a dick doc lately? Not recently. When was the last time you went to a dick doc? How do you, about seven, eight years ago? Okay. Now, did you do any prep for the dick doc? Did you get yourself ready anyway for the dick doc? I might have shaved. I made sure that there was like, you know, there were no weeds to sort through. You want to make sure they can see everything, find everything. I got you. Well, you know, yeah. I mean, yeah. Okay. While he's inspecting my urethra Franklin. Yeah. So I go into the room. You got to keep the urethra Franklin in the clear. Very funny.

00:38:25
Speaker 5: Yeah.

00:38:26
Speaker 2: You got to show respect. Yeah.

00:38:28
Speaker 3: So the lab assistant young man comes in and he says, oh, you know, ask me some questions and different things. He's like, the doctor will be in a minute. I go, all right, you got it.

00:38:39
Speaker 2: And I'm still, I'm still nervous, a little anxiety because, you know, it's not like women go for like, and I'm not saying all women are comfortable with it. Oh no, did the soldier retreat? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Shit, shit, don't guess what my story is. I'm guessing. Stop, stop.

00:38:53
Speaker 3: You know, women go to gynecologist every, you know, few months, every six months, whatever it is. They go for exams more often than men do usually. So anyway, the doctor walks in the room. And he says, hi, I'm Dr. So-and-so, and this is Dr.

00:39:07
Speaker 2: Blah-blah-blah. And Dr. Blah-blah-blah is a tall, blonde woman.

00:39:15
Speaker 5: Oh.

00:39:15
Speaker 2: Okay?

00:39:16
Speaker 4: Uh-oh.

00:39:18
Speaker 3: So he sits down on the stool, and the tall, blonde woman doctor is in the corner right behind him.

00:39:24
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Directly behind him. That's got to be intimidating.

00:39:27
Speaker 3: I can see her from the waist up because he's sitting, she's standing.

00:39:31
Speaker 2: So I'm like, Oh, okay. Didn't really sign up for this, but all right. She's a doctor. She's professional.

00:39:37
Speaker 4: Okay.

00:39:37
Speaker 2: Not a problem.

00:39:39
Speaker 3: So he starts asking me questions. So, uh, any abnormalities I should know about anything you want to make sure we discuss?

00:39:44
Speaker 2: I said, no, I'm all good. Just, you know, check up.

00:39:47
Speaker 3: So then he, so I'm like, okay, that was easy. Then he says to me, so how are your erections? Are you having, are you having strong erections, powerful erections? Are you having problems with erections? Are you having any erectile dysfunction? How would you say your erections are? And she's staring at me. So I go, so I said, You know, it's fine.

00:40:10
Speaker 2: It's good. So you're able to maintain an erection for the regular amount of time. He was asking pointed questions. He wanted specifics. He wanted to know if I was pointed.

00:40:22
Speaker 4: Yes.

00:40:23
Speaker 2: So I said, yeah, everything's good. It's good. It was all good. And I see her behind him, nodding her head. Like, you know, like, right. Okay. Everything he asks me, she's nodding her head. So then he says, um, And so you find no problems during intercourse or masturbation. And I go, okay. Do I have to answer that question? I don't masturbate. I don't know what you're talking about.

00:40:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:40:48
Speaker 2: So I was just like, we're all good. Everything's working the way it should. Move on. Next question. So he says, have you noticed any signs of Peyronie's disease? And I said, what? No. Now I know what that is. It's curvature of the penis. Yeah. The hickory dickory dock when the clock strikes one or two when it's to the slight right. So he says, have you noticed any curvatures of your penis? And again, she's looking intently. But my response, no, she's a doctor. I understand that. Oh, God. So I said, everything's good. Everything's good. So it's straight. Everything's good. Everything's fine. Everything's good.

00:41:26
Speaker 3: So he's like, have you noticed any swelling of your testes? Have you done any self-exams? And I go, no, everything's good. Everything checks out. Everything's good. Because it's important that you do self... Yep, I'm good. Stop for one second. If she wasn't in the room, would you have been so bashful as to answer these questions?

00:41:50
Speaker 2: I would have been 30% less bashful.

00:41:50
Speaker 5: Okay.

00:41:53
Speaker 2: Got it. And she's shaking her head, shaking her head. So I said, stop. I go, excuse me.

00:41:58
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry. This is a very uncomfortable situation as it is. I said, I keep being distracted because you're shaking your head. If you could not do that, I'd really appreciate it because I'm trying to focus on the doctor's questions. Yeah, because her head was going up and down like a fucking bobblehead doll in the window of a car.

00:42:13
Speaker 2: So I said, I keep looking up and she was, oh my God, I didn't realize. I'm so sorry. She was very nice.

00:42:20
Speaker 3: So he's like, all right, so when we do the exam, we're going to check for blah.

00:42:24
Speaker 2: Blah, blah. And I go, when we do the exam, what? Oh boy.

00:42:28
Speaker 3: So he's like, you know, you know, what we'll do is we'll do a full exam. And you know, I don't, he goes, I don't need to do a prostate exam.

00:42:34
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, thank God. He said, I'll, I'll, I'll order blood work for you. And then based on the blood work, we'll decide if we need to, you know, do a prostate. All this time where you just sit and sting, uh, was, were you just like, was your junk just hanging out? No, I'm sitting in the chair. Okay, okay. It's all just, all right. No, no. I thought maybe, I thought maybe like, you know. Don't you think I would have mentioned that my junk was hanging out with the woman in the room? My schlong was hanging out and he was, he was examining it. No.

00:43:03
Speaker 3: So he's like, listen, Mr. Brody, it sounds like if there's no curvature and everything's working fine.

00:43:10
Speaker 2: Oh, no, he said, he said one more thing. He says to me, so how are your orgasms? Are your orgasms normal? Are you having good, powerful orgasms? And again, she's looking at me. He's looking at me. Who discusses that? So I went, everything's good. It's fine. See, I would try and remove myself from the situation and be like, you know what? These are two medical professionals. They hear these stories all day. They've talked to thousands of patients that are much uglier than I am. And so here I am. And yeah, this is it. And I, and I, I take it on a medical level and that would get me past the stage fright and the nervousness that you were feeling. Okay. Def Leppard stage fright. Thank you. Oh, wow. One of my favorite songs by them. All right. So here's what I'll say. None of that counts with me.

00:44:00
Speaker 3: I was very uncomfortable and, and all I was thinking was, how do I get out of this? Because I'm not doing an exam with her in the room. And again, She's a medical professional. She's skilled, and she went to school, and I get it. But I was not comfortable. So he says, look, Mr. Brody, it sounds like, by the way, again, he has a powerful erection, powerful orgasm, all of that.

00:44:22
Speaker 2: All of it. After all that, he says, it sounds like, according to you, everything's fine. Okay, Orianti. Orianti. According to you. According to you. Very good. Orianti. There you go.

00:44:35
Speaker 3: So he says, if you're saying there's no curvature of your penis, again, he keeps saying penis, and you're having strong orgasms and you're able to maintain a powerful erection.

00:44:46
Speaker 2: And I was like, I wouldn't call it powerful. Okay. You hit the wall? Yeah, right? Powerful.

00:44:53
Speaker 3: He goes, I don't need to do an exam unless you want me to.

00:44:57
Speaker 4: Scary.

00:44:57
Speaker 3: That was my out. The light bulb went off over my head. The Edison bulb went off over my head. Oh, the Edison bulb. Very nice.

00:45:04
Speaker 2: My eyeballs went. I was like, yeah, no, I feel like I don't need an exam. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right.

00:45:12
Speaker 3: I'll go for the blood work and then we'll see how it goes. And if the blood work comes back that there's a problem, we can do an exam.

00:45:18
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Discuss this further without her in the room.

00:45:21
Speaker 1: Right.

00:45:21
Speaker 2: Well, so he says, all right, Dr. Blah, blah, blah.

00:45:24
Speaker 3: We'll escort you out and bring you to the front desk. She'll give you the paperwork for the blood work and I'll see you back here in a couple of weeks.

00:45:30
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, terrific. Okay.

00:45:32
Speaker 3: So she walks me to the front desk. I say, thank you very much.

00:45:35
Speaker 2: Goodbye.

00:45:36
Speaker 3: She heads down the hall. I run back down the hall and she went the other way and I find him in the hallway.

00:45:42
Speaker 2: I said, doctor, you got a minute?

00:45:43
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:45:44
Speaker 2: Can we talk in the room for a minute? Yeah.

00:45:46
Speaker 6: Okay.

00:45:46
Speaker 4: Okay.

00:45:48
Speaker 3: So I said, listen, doctor, this is our first time meeting. And I'm sure as a professional, you understand that for a man, this is a very uncomfortable situation. This is not something that you do every day. I wasn't looking forward to it.

00:46:03
Speaker 2: Situation. That's a bit much. That's a bit much. That's a stretch. I said, you know, so I'm already like.

00:46:12
Speaker 3: defensive and on guard and I said I have to be honest with you I know that you and the other doctor in the room are professionals let me just say start out right up front and say I am not a professional I am unprofessional I'm a goofball I'm not thinking clearly and I am not rationally saying what I'm about to say that being said I was very uncomfortable answering some of those questions with other people in the room whether there was a male or female, but more so because it was a woman. And I was very uncomfortable with the thought of doing an exam with her in the room. That's not something I would want to do without having a week to think about it.

00:46:57
Speaker 1: Right.

00:46:57
Speaker 2: If you gave me a week.

00:46:58
Speaker 3: To talk to people, get over it, realize it was silly, I'd be like, she's a professional.

00:47:02
Speaker 2: I get it.

00:47:03
Speaker 3: In fact, I spoke to paper menu and his response was, what are you talking about?

00:47:07
Speaker 2: Your medical benefits cover a woman touching your privates. And I was like, ha ha ha ha. I'm not doing that. Yeah. So, you know, he says to me, what? I really appreciate you telling me that. I didn't, I didn't realize that. But just so you know, I absolutely would have done the exam alone, regardless of who the doctor was. I would have done the, so I would go doctor. Why wouldn't you work that into your spiel? Why wouldn't you say, Mr. Brody, we do the exam just so you know. We'll do a one-on-one exam when you're comfortable. Why wouldn't you tell me that? He goes, I don't know. I guess I should have. I go, yes, you should have. How would you not think that I would be uncomfortable with a second person? Again, they're a doctor and a professional. I get it.

00:47:48
Speaker 3: With a woman in the room who's a doctor and a professional that you might want to bring it up and go, are you comfortable with that?

00:47:55
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm so sorry. Absolutely. It would be a one-on-one exam. I said, all right, that's fine. So I open it up to the slices and to Skiri. And I feel terrible because it's a woman who went to medical school. She's just doing her job, trying to save lives and keep people healthy. How would you have felt in that situation. First of all, how would you have felt answering those questions? I would have been okay with it because of what I told you before. These are medical professionals. They speak to hundreds of people a week. They know this is what they do for a living. They're looking at this from a clinical, purely clinical angle. So I have nothing to worry about. I'm just going to say what I'm going to say. That's it. That's what I would do.

00:48:34
Speaker 3: So if the woman, so let's say that you were in their office and the woman walks in, female doctor, and she says, oh, Dr. Johnson is, no pun intended, is out today. I'll be your doctor.

00:48:44
Speaker 2: Please disrobe. I'm okay with that. You would disrobe right then and there. I would. I mean, would. Bad choice of words. Anyway, all right. We've got to go. And if she said to you, Mr. Jones, how are your erections? Are you having powerful erections? You'd be like, you'd tell her. Oh, yeah. I'd be like, now more than ever. I call this motivation. Last thing.

00:49:06
Speaker 3: I know lots of women go to male gynecologists. So I don't have the hangup that I do.

00:49:10
Speaker 2: It's a hang. It's me. I know it's me. Yes. You're the problem. It's you. It's me.

00:49:14
Speaker 3: Thank you, Taylor. But slices, leave us a talk back. Let us know if you're a man. How would you feel?

00:49:20
Speaker 2: And if you're a woman, do you have any problem with male gynecologists? Do you feel different? Thank you. I cannot believe that people feel this way about guys like me Who hold their nose when they go underwater. Oh, yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes, I do. Oh, my God. It's the dumbest looking thing ever. It's like you're a five-year-old. Okay. For whatever reason, fun fact about me. See, Slices, you learn something new about us every single day. Every party plane, we'd be by the pool and Scary would jump in holding his nose. I grew up going to a swim club, the Palm Shore Club. And I never learned how to go underwater without holding my nose because I had the rubber nose plugs. You know the swimmer's nose plug that they use? I always had one when I was a kid. And I always used to wear it. But then there was a day that I didn't have it with me anymore. So I never really learned to go underwater without holding my nose. So, you know, we did a site check last week for the, where were we? Oh, Great Stirrup Cay for Norwegian Cruise Lines Island that they have. We were in the grand opening of their water park. So we were with the entire morning show. And actually, we're actually going back there to do some more content and ride the slides. Yeah, content. And some people were not happy. Well, the women were like making fun. They were like, Scary Holder's nose. Scary Holder's nose when he goes underwater. Apparently, that's an ick. You know, women have their ick lists of things that like ick out a guy or makes a guy undateable. One of them... and not that I'm looking for dates, but one of them is guys who hold their nose when they go underwater. They think that it's, for whatever reason, unmanly, and they look like a child, a toddler, and they should be able to learn. And I, to this day, now listen, I know the concept of it. When you stick your face underwater, either hold your breath or blow out with your nose. I get that. I don't do either. I don't do either. What do you do? I just jump in the pool. But you hold your breath. No, I don't. Oh, you breathe in while you're... No, I don't. If I breathed in, the water would go up my nose. I just live. So you hold your breath.

00:51:58
Speaker 4: No.

00:52:00
Speaker 2: I don't do either. I just jump in the pool. I don't think about it. Water doesn't go up my nose. It does, though. It does. It goes into your nostrils and you feel it and it feels like it's getting in your nose. I would have a panic attack.

00:52:12
Speaker 3: You might have something deviated in there or your nostrils don't close properly. Only time I get water on my nose is if I put my head back and I do a back flip.

00:52:20
Speaker 2: Well, that's different.

00:52:21
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:52:21
Speaker 2: The water's now you're upside down, but no, if I dive into the pool or cannonball into the pool, you don't even breathe out while you're underwater. No, no, I don't have a problem with water going to my nose. For whatever reason. If the water goes in my nose, it doesn't go in my head. It's the weirdest sensation for me. But I didn't realize that people are talking about you behind your back, guys. Especially guys. I guess a woman, it's okay. I hate to be sexist here, but. Yeah, a woman does it. It's cute. Is it more? It's more. So it's more accepted for a woman to do that. Yeah. That's cute. Cute little nose. For instance, on our big show, Danielle. Does the same thing. Can't go underwater without holding her nose. I hold my nose when I go underwater. What is the problem with that? How is that problematic?

00:53:08
Speaker 3: It shows weakness. It's a lack of testosterone or something. Slices, I'm joking, by the way, in case you do the same thing.

00:53:14
Speaker 2: It's just scary.

00:53:15
Speaker 4: I don't know.

00:53:15
Speaker 3: It just looks, it's one of those things that little kids do. And so when an adult does it, you're like, why are they still doing it?

00:53:21
Speaker 2: I got to be honest. I'll make a confession. Okay, R. Kelly, whoever. Usher. Usher, thank you. my father held his nose when he went off the diving board. Yeah. Not when he went in the pool, but if he went off a high diving board, he would hold his nose jumping off the high diving board. That water's rushing up your nose when you hit. Yeah, not to me. All right. You're special. Not to me.

00:53:44
Speaker 3: Do you go nose first? Like when you put your head down, you tilt your head down? I don't understand how the water doesn't hit your chin.

00:53:52
Speaker 2: In fact, when I'm swimming, I usually keep my face above the water so I don't It's an awkward... Oh, do you make the water stinks face? Yeah, I go back and forth.

00:54:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, you make that face like the water stinks. Yeah, I see people do that.

00:54:09
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you... Listen, I don't know how to solve that at 52. Okay, here's what I would do. A couple of things.

00:54:19
Speaker 3: First of all, you should Google why that happens and what you can do to fix it. Then you should go... If that doesn't help you, you should go to an ENT. And have them look in your nostrils and see if there's something wrong that maybe your flaps aren't flapping.

00:54:31
Speaker 2: Oh, you think so? Yes.

00:54:34
Speaker 3: Or there's something you can do to train yourself not to do that. Because it's possible. When was the last time you jumped in and didn't hold your nose? Because I remember once on a party plane, we all begged you not to do it. We would just jump in. And at the last second, you grabbed your nose.

00:54:48
Speaker 2: You couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. That's right. We talked about this on the air a while ago. It's resurfaced. I don't know what it was. I think it's all in your head. No pun intended. Psychosomatic. It really is, huh?

00:55:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, but look, there could be a physical problem with your nose that your flaps aren't flapping, but I would Google it, see why it is, see why mentally you do it, and then see a doctor to see if there's something wrong with your nose, and then I would go get a swim lesson.

00:55:18
Speaker 2: Go speak to a real professional. In the meantime, Space hog. Because right now you're a dork with one of your nose. You just missed that one. I mean, what? I said in the meantime. I said space hog.

00:55:29
Speaker 3: Oh, space hog. I think you did that last week, too. I think you space hogged last week.

00:55:34
Speaker 2: I will say that I can't be the only man, grown-ass man, who holds his nose when he goes underwater. I can't be.

00:55:43
Speaker 3: I'm sure you're not. And the only thing that's wrong with it is it's you.

00:55:47
Speaker 2: That's why. Oh, okay. If it's anybody else, nobody cares. But it's you.

00:55:52
Speaker 3: That's why. By the way, that guy's becoming a phenomenon. The guy who says, no.

00:56:00
Speaker 2: No, but no. Because that's why. I was watching one of the football games and the announcer did that. He went, no. So I did that on the air a couple of times and people picked up on it and they called it out in the text. It's scary. It's hilarious. And it's going over everybody. Because that's why. Because that's why.

00:56:21
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:56:21
Speaker 2: But no. Yeah. Funny character. That's becoming a thing. If you don't know what we're talking about, Google him. I don't even know what his name is. That's so sad. I want to give proper credit, but. I'll look it up right now. I'll look it up.

00:56:33
Speaker 4: Hold on.

00:56:36
Speaker 2: I got something else to piss you off today. Google 60. Bobby Finn. Bobby Finn.

00:56:45
Speaker 4: Love.

00:56:45
Speaker 2: Google him. He's the Instagram no guy. No. Hold on. Yeah, let's pull it up. I'll pull up. Okay, play one in. Arrow. You don't see how. It's because it's ear with a B. Bear. That's why. Which means this word would be. Beard? No. Why would you think? It's bear with a D. Beard.

00:57:12
Speaker 4: Anyway.

00:57:13
Speaker 2: That's not even his best work. He goes, no.

00:57:16
Speaker 4: Anyway.

00:57:16
Speaker 2: No. What would you think? Yeah. Brody. Bobby Finn. Just when you thought I couldn't be outbustered and punched, we've been outbuster and punched. By who? By what? By a bakery in Soho, which opened up New York City. Cold flaked cupcakes. Called Rye. That's the name of it. Brody, Google Rye, NYC. They are charging. Hold on. R-Y-E?

00:57:47
Speaker 1: Yep.

00:57:48
Speaker 2: They are charging $ 60 for a loaf of sourdough bread. It is fucking insane. And guess what? People are paying it, and it's gone viral, and people are lining up for this fucking bread. $ 60. Rye by... Yeah, I see. On Lafayette Street? 6-0, yes, on Lafayette Street. Who would pay? Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm saying. No, not me.

00:58:13
Speaker 1: No.

00:58:14
Speaker 4: No.

00:58:14
Speaker 1: No.

00:58:16
Speaker 2: Who would pay $ 60 for a loaf of bread? Brody, this is the end of humanity. We've reached the end of Netflix. There are no more films.

00:58:27
Speaker 3: 3.7 reviews, 3.7 stars. This person gave one star. I didn't have a lot of reviews. Rye by Martin Auer?

00:58:34
Speaker 2: Yeah. And they blame it on the process because it's organic Austrian wheat or some bullshit. It's made with organic Austrian rye flour, water, and a lot of thyme. It takes a long time to make this bread. Oh, I thought you meant they put time, T-H-Y. It says that Auer said that this recipe has been in his family for 50 years from Austria, and preparing the sourdough takes a full day. The dough is mixed, rested, shaped, fermented again. and then 70 minutes in the oven but then after that it has to rest for a full eight hours before it can be properly sliced so because of the length of time and energy that it takes to make this bread They feel the need to charge $ 60. And you got these influencer clowns literally lining up around the block. It's rye bread. It's literally rye bread. Rye sourdough bread. It's rye bread. $ 60. What's the most you would pay for a loaf of sourdough? $ 3.

00:59:47
Speaker 4: $ 3.

00:59:48
Speaker 2: But even I.

00:59:55
Speaker 2: The master of the buster and punch will tell you the juice is not worth the squeeze on this. Let's listen to this influencer. Here we go. Please. Here we go. Crank it up nice and low.

01:00:09
Speaker 4: Serving one loaf of bread.

01:00:11
Speaker 2: Ready? Okay.

01:00:11
Speaker 4: This new bakery in Soho is serving one loaf of bread for $ 60 and it's the only thing on the menu. It's 100% rye sourdough and they're using a 57-year-old starter.

01:00:21
Speaker 2: And the whole loaf is over three pounds.

01:00:22
Speaker 4: If you had sticker shock like I did, don't worry because they also have slices that range in price from $ 6 to $ 14. My favorites were the apricot jam and the seeds and honey.

01:00:32
Speaker 2: The bread itself is super dense and has a really great flavor.

01:00:34
Speaker 4: Flavor this is rye which is now open on lafayette this new bakery in soho is serving one loaf.

01:00:39
Speaker 2: Of bread yeah some of them some of these influencers were saying you know they were they were saying it was worth every penny worth every penny let's see what this one says hold on it's all video video with yeah we only uh that's the owner i don't want to hear him talk i want to hear somebody talk about.

01:01:00
Speaker 6: All right well we could find would you pay 60 for a loaf of bread That's what they're asking at Rye. The sleek new Austrian bakery in Soho that makes one thing and one thing only.

01:01:11
Speaker 2: Rye.

01:01:12
Speaker 6: A meticulous process for baking and resting.

01:01:15
Speaker 2: What does it say?

01:01:16
Speaker 6: 57-year-old sourdough starter.

01:01:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:20
Speaker 3: Okay, so it looks like you can get like a slice with cheese or like a jelly or some kind.

01:01:24
Speaker 2: Of cool topping.

01:01:26
Speaker 3: I would pay $ 7 for a slice like if it was like– Like an avocado.

01:01:30
Speaker 2: Toast or something.

01:01:32
Speaker 3: Some of these have like cheese or egg on them. I would pay $ 7 to $ 8. I'm not paying $ 60 for a loaf of fucking bread.

01:01:40
Speaker 2: Please. Come on. But people, you know what people are going to do?

01:01:47
Speaker 3: People are going to go like, hey, five of us, let's chip in $ 12 each. We'll split it five ways and let's see what all the hype is about. And by the time people figure out what the hype is about, they'll have made $ 10 million.

01:01:57
Speaker 2: How do they do this to bread? It's a humble food. It's a basic necessity of life. You guys spent $ 30 on three.

01:02:04
Speaker 5: Pieces of bread? I figure I spent $ 30 on three pieces of bread, but honestly, it was so good. This is the brand new bread shop in Soho that specializes in sourdough rye. And it's where they're selling the whole loaf for $ 60. There is honestly such a huge selection of flavors you can choose. They all range from $ 6 to $ 14. The first one that I got was the brie with fig jam. The brie cheese had such a strong and deep flavor to it. And you can literally never go wrong with fig jam. It's always so good to me.

01:02:31
Speaker 2: The bread was moist.

01:02:32
Speaker 5: It was very good. This next one comes with butter and egg.

01:02:34
Speaker 2: Okay. By the way, if you say Brie, do you need to say cheese afterwards? Brie cheese. White milk. It's just Brie. Yeah. It's just Brie. All right. All right, we're going to take a break. It's rye. It's bread.

01:02:49
Speaker 3: I would pay $ 60 for her not to talk that way. Now, have you guys tried to have the $ 60 rye people up.

01:02:58
Speaker 2: On the morning show? Not yet. But that's how I'm going to get my free bread. Yes, and you better take a piece home for me, and I'll pick it up at your apartment. I mean, if it's for free, it's for me. You already know that. That's right. I'm in there.

01:03:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're going to take a piece home for me, you son of a bitch. You want to grab that shit.

01:03:13
Speaker 2: You really want, but what do you think it tastes like? You think it tastes any different, any better? Is there some kind of a, I don't know. Look, I like bread.

01:03:23
Speaker 3: A good semolina, a good Italian bread, a good French bread is a good bread.

01:03:26
Speaker 2: But is this really standout?

01:03:28
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a piece of bread in your life that you were like, oh, my God, this is worth $ 60?

01:03:33
Speaker 2: No. $ 60, no.

01:03:34
Speaker 3: Bread is the thing that holds the good stuff.

01:03:37
Speaker 2: That's correct. Okay?

01:03:39
Speaker 3: A good bread is good bread. If you tell me a semolina bread.

01:03:44
Speaker 2: Is like $ 6, $ 8, and you want me to spend $ 15, I'll think about it. Maybe. I'll get back to you. Yes. Like $ 60? I don't care how big it is. I'll take King's Hawaiian rolls any day over any bread. Oh, King's Hawaiian rolls. Bring them. They should sponsor us. They're already pre-cut. They're so good. King's Hawaiian.

01:04:03
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

01:04:03
Speaker 2: They got that sweet taste to them. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:04:07
Speaker 1: Huh?

01:04:09
Speaker 2: Hit the jingle. Nope. Not a sponsor. Are you sure? Not a positive. Because the way you're saying it, the way you're talking it up. They should be. No, King's Hawaiian came to mind. But I will say Martin's potato rolls. Another great one. Also awesome. Half the price, not sponsor, not a sponsor. Okay. I like Martin potato breads.

01:04:28
Speaker 4: Great.

01:04:29
Speaker 2: That was a very popular in my family. Martin's potato rolls.

01:04:31
Speaker 1: Yeah.

01:04:32
Speaker 3: I don't even know if these are national brands. I mean, King's Hawaiian is bound about Martin's.

01:04:36
Speaker 2: Hmm. Who knows? So is that last break Brody? What did you want to get to? You wanted to cover so much today. I didn't even, I got a lot. I didn't look, you know what? I told you I had nothing going into today's show. Um, I now have three things for next week. So continue.

01:04:50
Speaker 3: Well, I want to say a shout out to Henry Davidson, my boy HD. Uh, he sent me a picture. Remember two weeks ago, I told you the story about the oversized guy taking up a seat in half.

01:04:59
Speaker 2: Yes. On the train.

01:05:01
Speaker 3: He sent me a picture. I'm going to show you the picture.

01:05:03
Speaker 2: Can you see that?

01:05:03
Speaker 4: Yep.

01:05:04
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Okay.

01:05:05
Speaker 3: It's a, it's a commuter rail. you know, where like it's leather seats. And you know how sometimes the seats face each other?

01:05:12
Speaker 2: Yeah.

01:05:12
Speaker 3: So like two people face two people. In this particular case, three seats face three seats. It's like Amtrak. It's a fancy train. Long Island Railroad, wherever you live, the commuter rail that's fancy has leather seats. This woman is sitting in the first seat on the aisle and she put her bag down next to her and two suitcases in the aisle between the three seats and the three seats facing her. This one woman took up six fucking seats. That is bullshit. I hate people like you.

01:05:44
Speaker 2: In the airport, coming back from the Bahamas, there was one guy in a hoodie sleeping across four fucking seats, waiting at the gate, waiting for our flight. Like, you motherfucker. Yeah, that's not good. Four seats. He was laying across four seats sleeping. And he had his hood over his face as if to say, don't fucking bother me. But, man, where do people come off? The nerve. They have no consideration for others. Yeah.

01:06:21
Speaker 3: Speaking of the nerve, I've got two scambonis.

01:06:25
Speaker 2: And I think that you have the scamboni jingle? I sure do. Is it scamboni time? It is definitely scambon. I have three scambonis. Three scambonis?

01:06:33
Speaker 4: Man.

01:06:33
Speaker 2: Three scambonis.

01:06:34
Speaker 5: All right.

01:06:34
Speaker 2: Scambonis. Yeah, yeah. We know, we know. Oh, David Brody. Finding those scambonis. Calling people out on their bullshit. Yeah. What do you got?

01:06:54
Speaker 4: All right.

01:06:55
Speaker 2: So I have.

01:07:00
Speaker 3: A credit card that I got that's specifically initially when you, when you, they marketed it, it was to pay for your dog's medical bills. And because dogs don't have medical coverage usually, cause it's rare that people have it, but you can get it. If you have a large bill, you can put it on this type, this credit card.

01:07:19
Speaker 2: Okay. And they give you like 24 months, 0% interest to pay it off.

01:07:26
Speaker 3: So 24 months, 0% financing. That's terrific.

01:07:28
Speaker 2: So you put your dog fees on there. Yep. And then your dog gets a checkup. You put your dog fees on there. You put your dog fees on there. Okay. Okay. I do that and I'm paying stuff off over the course of two years. It's great. Zero percent interest. How great is that? Sounds great to me.

01:07:44
Speaker 3: I got a letter in the mail this week. Congratulations.

01:07:48
Speaker 2: Oh.

01:07:48
Speaker 3: For being such a loyal customer with this credit card. You have been upgraded. Here is your new card. You've been upgraded to a that credit card.

01:07:58
Speaker 2: MasterCard.

01:08:00
Speaker 3: So let's just call it doggy card. Now it's doggy MasterCard.

01:08:05
Speaker 2: Okay. Before it was really just for dog pet purchases that like to pay the vet. Right. Okay.

01:08:13
Speaker 3: I got upgraded. So I'm looking at it. I'm going, do I need another MasterCard? Because if I have another credit card, then my available credit is goes up and then your credit rating goes down.

01:08:24
Speaker 2: So what are the benefits of this card? And I looked at it. And I looked at the, so scary. Well, before you go any further, I'm confused. If you have more available credit, shouldn't your score go up because it's available?

01:08:38
Speaker 3: No, because you're, no, because you're, you're, you're at a high, you're at a higher risk of, of charging.

01:08:46
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. So the more cards you have, the score goes down. Well, it depends on whether or not, if you have the cards for a long time, your score can go down because it shows that you've had the cards for a while. Oh, okay. There's a lot of factors. All right. I'm sorry.

01:08:58
Speaker 1: All right.

01:08:59
Speaker 2: Continue. So I look at the paperwork. Here's the paperwork.

01:09:02
Speaker 1: Uh-huh.

01:09:03
Speaker 2: Here. It's great. Don't read that number, but do you see the number? Holy shit. Right there. Yes. Yeah. What? Okay. How is that an upgrade?

01:09:14
Speaker 4: Yeah.

01:09:15
Speaker 2: Thank you.

01:09:15
Speaker 3: So a normal credit card is like, you know, introductory rate of 3%. What the fuck was that?

01:09:22
Speaker 2: 8%. If you don't pay, let's say you miss a couple of payments, they jack you up to 19%. The actual starting interest rate On my new, congratulations, we've upgraded you to the doggy card. Scary, you just saw it. 32.99%. Why? Because they wouldn't want to make it 33. That's too fucking high. But 32.99%. 32 is acceptable. That's acceptable. People will look at $ 32. 99 and think $ 32. I'd be careful charging $ 60 loaves of rye bread on there. That's right. What the fuck? That's a fucking scamponi. You just gave me a credit card three years ago that was like, ah, 24 months, you pay whatever you want. We love you. We trust you. Zero percent. Can I know what's the limit on that credit card? That may be personal. $ 10, 000, $ 5, 000, whatever it is. Oh, I don't know, but here's another one.

01:10:17
Speaker 3: So, Scary, when you have a late credit card payment, how much do you normally get charged?

01:10:21
Speaker 2: You miss a payment. I've never missed a payment. I don't know. I don't know what it is. In real life, is it like 18%, 14%? I don't know. No, no, no, it's not a percentage. It's usually like $ 15. Oh, a late fee. Late fee. Yeah, I don't know.

01:10:39
Speaker 4: $ 50?

01:10:39
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

01:10:41
Speaker 3: The late fee on this card is $ 41. Well, that's a lot.

01:10:45
Speaker 2: That's a lot. So you get hammered with a $ 41 late fee. And, oh, by the way, you carry the balance. So 32.99% interest. Oh, you don't have money to pay your bill this month? Well, we're going to charge you 32.99% interest and charge you $ 41. How can you ever? Let's see you pay it next month. How do you dig yourself out of a hole with that? You don't, you don't. So, so first thing I did scary was I called this credit card company. I said, Hey, I'm a, I'm a doggy credit card owner.

01:11:17
Speaker 3: Oh, congratulations. You've been a member with us for blah, blah, blah. And I said, I just got this upgrade.

01:11:21
Speaker 2: Congratulations, sir. You're one of our loyal customers. Yeah. Um, is this automatically turned into a master card or do I have to call the number to activate the card? You have to call and activate the card. So if I don't call and activate the card, then I don't get the card. It's not on my credit report. I don't get the card. That's correct.

01:11:38
Speaker 4: Great.

01:11:38
Speaker 2: So, so I said, so hold on a second. You hear this? You hear this sound? Yep. I just cut your card in half. Are we good? He goes, well, yeah, I guess so.

01:11:49
Speaker 4: Great.

01:11:49
Speaker 2: Thank you.

01:11:50
Speaker 4: And I hung up.

01:11:51
Speaker 2: That's hysterical. I cut that shit in half so fast, Gary. 32.9. That's what happens when you're delinquent. When you miss like eight months of payments, they jack you up. This card is starting. It went from zero to 32.99. And again, not 33% because that's outrageous. 32.99%. Wow. You have any other scambonis? Or is that it? Yeah, I got a scamboni.

01:12:12
Speaker 4: So.

01:12:15
Speaker 3: This comedian talks about his scams with AAA. He has the AAA car service, right? So if his car breaks down, they will tow his car and they will drive him home. So what he does now, he's done this, he claims he's done it a couple of times, is he'll go out to dinner, let's say, and then say his car broke down and he gets a free lift home from AAA.

01:12:43
Speaker 4: Right.

01:12:44
Speaker 2: He'll just get in the car with them rather than paying for an Uber. He'll go, yeah, I had my car towed. I need to lift home. And he'll use AAA. Also, he's had, he'll call AAA to a Domino's pizza and tell the Domino's people when they arrive, put the pizza in the car and they'll bring it to my house.

01:13:06
Speaker 3: So, listen, I don't know if that works or not. But that's his scam. He gets AAA to drive him home and to deliver his food for.

01:13:17
Speaker 4: Him.

01:13:17
Speaker 2: So that's a possible scamboni. And where's my other one?

01:13:20
Speaker 5: Hold on.

01:13:22
Speaker 3: This isn't a scamboni as much as it's a bad name for a company.

01:13:27
Speaker 2: Scary.

01:13:28
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you what the company does, but it's a company that works on your home. It does some work to your house. And the name of the company is About Time. About time. About time.

01:13:43
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. Right now.

01:13:45
Speaker 3: It's not a clock company. It's a, it's a big stuff at your house company. So my question is, how is that a good name?

01:13:53
Speaker 2: If you hired them and they finished, wouldn't your response be about time? Like, isn't that a negative thing to say to it? Like somebody doing work in your home about, about time. How is that a good name for a company? Like you might as well name your company. I can't believe you're fucking done. Finally.

01:14:15
Speaker 3: And it's all over the truck. I saw the truck. It's like about time. Let's just say plumbing. It's not, but let's say about time plumbing.

01:14:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. How is about time a good name? It's not a good name. Explain that to me. No, because it doesn't describe what the company is. Right. Now, if the slogan was, we do the job fastest, it's about time. No, it's about quality. I don't want the fastest job. I want quality. You want quality. So if I hire these people, am I going to feel like whatever the job they do, I go, it's about time. It's about time. It's about time. That's pretty bad. It's a negative. That's awful. That's terrible. I will say I saw today the name of an air conditioning company, Licensed to Chill. Oh, that's very good. A Beastie Boys reference on the side of the van. I'm like, okay, I like it. See, I would use that because of the reference, because of the cleverness. I'm like, all right, I get it.

01:15:03
Speaker 3: All right, I got one more scamboni and we'll get out of here. It's a Dave Brody scamboni.

01:15:08
Speaker 2: It's me.

01:15:09
Speaker 3: So, I bought a, I'm looking at, I didn't buy, this woman bought. I'm on a Facebook page for a new pickleball paddle. And this woman writes, I just got mine, but the price went down $ 30 before it even arrived in the mail. I'm so upset. Now, I'll tell you what I told her. Well, what would you tell her? She ordered the paddle.

01:15:37
Speaker 2: And before it arrived at her house, because it was like seven days shipping or whatever, it dropped $ 30. I gave her two things she could do. Slices, take notes. Because she's just upset.

01:15:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.

01:15:50
Speaker 2: Scary. She's upset. Like, oh, went down 30 bucks. Fuck, I'm fucked. No, she's not. No, you're not. No, you call and you get a price adjustment.

01:15:57
Speaker 4: Yeah.

01:16:00
Speaker 2: So that was one of the things I said.

01:16:02
Speaker 3: I said, just call and tell them that you want your $ 30 or that you're going to return.

01:16:08
Speaker 2: A credit of some sort. It's easily fixable.

01:16:13
Speaker 5: Right.

01:16:13
Speaker 3: And then I said, if they don't want to give you the credit, it's very easy. Because she said she already played with it. Because I played with it and I can't return it. So I said, well, here's what you do. You buy another one at $ 30 less and then return that one with.

01:16:29
Speaker 2: The receipt from the first one. There's a million ways to skin a cat. Right, but that's how you do it.

01:16:36
Speaker 3: If the price drops, like with Amazon, and I think I've talked about this, if you buy something on Amazon, you have 30 days to return it. So if the price drops 25 days later, they're not going to give you the difference. So just buy another one at the lower price and return the first one with the receipt But return the second one with the receipt from the first one and you're done. So this woman, I hopefully she read my post. It's been a day and a half. She hasn't read my response yet. You imagine that she was willing to like, Oh, I dropped 30 bucks. Oh, well, Oh, well, Oh, well, no, it doesn't work like that. No, no, I got heart palpitations.

01:17:12
Speaker 2: Just reading that. Why do people feel they have, they have like a defeatist attitude to, And they think that, oh, it's done. I don't know how they were raised. Everything is final. No, nothing is final. Everything can be erased. You could change things. Oh, I got screwed. Damn.

01:17:27
Speaker 4: No.

01:17:27
Speaker 2: No, you didn't.

01:17:28
Speaker 1: No.

01:17:29
Speaker 2: No, the story's just begun. In David Brody's world, this is the beginning of an epic. You've got options. You do have options. Always. All right. Let's get out of here before you have to go on vacation. I'm done. Love you all. Thank you for putting up with this. Even me?

01:17:47
Speaker 1: Yeah.

01:17:48
Speaker 2: What up? Brooklyn! The Voice from Brooklyn! Brooklyn! The Voice from Brooklyn!

01:17:59
Speaker 1: Brooklyn!